REBEL Underground 08/22/2009

REBEL Underground
08/22/2009
Some good old Southern Rock blares through the speakers as fans fill their pockets with Rebel Pro merchandise; and they say the economy is in a recession.
The new “Rise and Fall of the Extreme Elite” are selling like hotcakes, and considering we have no hotcakes for sale, maybe they are selling like the McDouble
burgers from McDonald’s. Either way, they are selling fast! The “Best of the Best 2008″ DVDs are selling fast as well as the Chad Kurtis t-shirts and the
BGM 2.0 merchandise. The crowd looks up as “I’m A Rebel” blares and the fans know that as soon as the song ends, the show will begin.

Jenny Jersey stands center ring with the microphone in her hand, she brings it to her lips.

JENNY JERSEY: I won’t make any speeches or do any pretense. The following contest is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit…

“The Champion in Me” queues up from the speakers as from the back, running down to the ring, is Christopher Samsonite and Justin Tyme. The fans love these
guys, even if they don’t win, they still love their underdog attitude.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-six pounds, CHRISTOPHER SAMSONITE and JUSTIN TYME… NIGHT THYME!

“The Champion in Me” queues back up as the fans continue cheering, thinking there is some technical difficulty, but from the back emerges the cocky grin
of Mikey Massacre and the Carolinas champion, Cuzin’ Zeke. These two are mocking Night Thyme using their own entrance music, what nerve. The fans begin
to send multitudes of boos to these two men.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and ninety-eight pounds, the team of MIKEY MASSACRE and CUZIN’ ZEKE… FTC!

Mikey and Zeke take their time in getting to the ring, sort of taking a walk of fame as they hold up their titles for all to see.

DING DING

Mikey and Justin are starting off this contest as Jimmy Johnson watches on. Justin goes for a collar and elbow, but Mikey shoves a thumb right into his
eyes temporarily blinding him. Justin wipes at his eyes, but Mikey takes him down with a clothesline. Mikey picks him up sending him crashing into the
corner where he follows up with a running knee winding Justin from the quick exchange. Mikey with right after right after right to the cornered Justin.
Mikey grinds a thumb into Justin’s eyebrow trying to rip him open instead of just busting him open. Mikey lifts Justin to the top turnbuckle and delivers
a top rope superplex to the high flier. Mikey drags the nearly lifeless form of Justin over to where Zeke has his hand outstretched and tags the Carolinas
Champion into the match. Zeke with a meaty right fist to Justin sends him into the corner where Mikey is laughing. Christopher has had enough as he charges
in to receive a big boot from Zeke. Christopher goes down heavily on the mat.

ROB MARTINEZ: Justin and Christopher aren’t looking so good here.

COREY TAYLOR: I was unaware that they had ever looked good.

Justin with a right hand shoves Mikey off the top turnbuckle and he delivers a kick to Zeke that shoves him backwards over the kneeling Christopher. Zeke’s
shoulders hit the mat and Justin flips from the middle rope with a body press and has Zeke pinned. He gets a two count before Mikey pulls Christopher out
of the ring and Zeke shoves Justin off of him. Jimmy Johnson is powerless to do anything about it as it is perfectly legal. Justin is back up, but is taken
down with a massive forearm from Zeke, he is back up, a second sends him down harder. He pulls Justin up, body slam onto the mat. Christopher dives in,
but is caught by Mikey and pummeled to the floor. Zeke dives from the top rope with his Mudpuddle and he hooks the leg.

One… Two… Three.

DING! DING! DING!

COREY TAYLOR: Total domination here.

ROB MARTINEZ: That cannot be denied.

JENNY JERSEY: The winners of the match…. Mikey Massacre and Cuzin’ Zeke… F…

Mikeygets in Jenny’s face and whispers something into her lovely ear.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, the self proclaimed sell-out and World Heavyweight Champion… Mikey Massacre, and his tag
team partner, Master of the Tag Team Division, Carolinas Champion, Cuzin’ Zeke!

Mikey nods as he hands Zeke his Carolinas title and he grabs his World title. They walk backstage as Night Thyme’s music blares over the speakers.

ROB MARTINEZ: What arrogance.

COREY TAYLOR: It ain’t arrogance if you truly dominate, they’ve earned it.

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As the two of them are hidden by the curtain, it is only seconds before Chet Whettleson walks out from the curtained backstage; before the match is set
to begin and grabs the microphone from Jenny Jersey, Chet steps through the ropes and into the ring.

CHET: Ladies and Gentlemen, fans of all ages, Chet Whettleson… no I’m just kidding. But on a serious note, Mr. Gordon sent me out here to inform you,
the fans, and the two teams here tonight of something highly important in dealing with this match.

The fans tend to perk up now.

CHET WHETLESON: It seems that the Jonas Brothers want something to fight for, it seems that they did not enjoy the night off from defending their title
belts, so Mr. Gordon has declared…

Chet pauses for dramatic effect, the ham that he is.

CHET WHETLESON: He has declared that the winner of the match will choose the stipulation for their Tag Team Championship match, should they meet in the
Best of the Best tournament.

The fans are silent. Did Chet just mess up? Did he make a mistake?

CHET WHETLESON: Seeing as they are not happy with a well deserved week off, each match that the Jonas Brothers are in for the Best of the Best tournament…
will be a Tag Team Championship match, their belts will be on the line each and every match! Their first opponents are… the team of Justin Thyme and
Christopher Samsonite… Night Thyme!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my Gosh!

COREY TAYLOR: He can’t do this, it isn’t right!

ROB MARTINEZ: Mr. Gordon is the owner and he can do anything that he wants to do.

Chet hands the microphone back to Jenny as the crowd laughs at the Jonas Brothers’ predicament.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit…

“My Old Kentucky Home” hits and the crowd erupts in cheers as from the back comes Jonothan Kurtis, Milicent, Matthew Kurtis, and the lovely Lyndsey Valentine.
The four look around and smile at the crowd’s appreciation of them as they walk down the entranceway slapping the hands of the fans.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of five hundred and thirty-five pounds, the team of JONOTHAN and MATTHEW KURTIS…. THE BLUEGRASS MAFIA 2.0!

Matthew steps over the ropes as Jonothan flips over the top rope and into the ring. The laughter is mixed with boos as Jim and Tommy come from the back
as “Everyone I went to High School with is Dead” begins to play.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, at a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-six pounds, they are your Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, they are
the team of JIM and TOMMY JONAS… THE JONAS BROTHERS!

COREY TAYLOR: How can they be expected to compete after that news Rob?

ROB MARTINEZ: True champions can overcome anything, lets see if they are true champions.

DING DING

Matthew and Jim go for a lock up in the center of the ring, but Jim sneezes right in Matthew’s face and the big man looks disgusted as he goes to wipe
away the snot. Jim takes the momentary lapse in concentration to deliver a right hand to Matthew’s face backing him up. Jim leaps with another right fist,
but instead turns it into a slap across the cheek, the force spins Matt’s head to the side. Whip from Jim sends Matthew running, but the big man reverses
and Jim slams chest first into the corner, he bounces back from the impact. Matthew with a lift and a front slam sends Jim back on his chest and the sick
wrestler is not only sick, but hurting now. Matthew goes in for some big boots to the back of Jim’s head and he pulls Jim up to his feet, tossing him into
the corner delivering a massive forearm to Jim’s throat. Jim sneezes on Matthew again, but Matthew with a headbutt sends Jim to a seated position on the
canvas. Lyndsey tosses a hankerchef to Matthew, who wipes his face clean of the disgusting snot from Jim Jonas. Jim begins to try and pull himself up,
but goes for a low blow on Matthew and catches him in mid-wipe and the hankerchef is dropped at Matthew’s feet. Jim leaps up to his feet with a right hand
and a shoulder tackle takes him down. Jim drags Matthew over to the corner and tags his brother into the match. Jim climbs to the top turnbuckle and delivers
a high knee drop onto Matthew’s forehead and hooks the leg.

One… Two… Th– Matthew able to kick out easily enough.

ROB MARTINEZ: Jim is disgusting having sneezed all over Matthew here.

COREY TAYLOR: I… can’t… talk.. for… laughing…

Tommy pulls Matt to a seated position and delivers a combination of front kicks and toe kicks to Matt’s face and head sending him to a seated position
in the corner. Tommy runs, leaping with a front kick to J-Kurt and takes him out before he can duck away from the blow. Tommy turns back and runs to land
on Matt with a bronco buster. Tommy delivers a loud slap to Matt’s face before turning to get another running start. J-Kurt with a elbow smash to Tommy
stops the charge, but here comes Jim into the battle. J-Kurt leap frogs Jim’s charge, delivers a front kick to Tommy before planting a mule kick right
to Jim’s midsection doubling him over. J-Kurt spins, grabs Jim, and plants him with a swinging neckbreaker. But here comes Tommy, but J-Kurt with a dropkick
sends him into the waiting arms of Matthew who catches him and plants him with a full nelson slam to the canvas. Matthew walks over to the hankerchef and
finishes cleaning off his face before delivering a big boot into Jim’s face that sends him to the canvas where he coughs repeatedly. Tommy is rolling over
and trying to get to his feet, but his attempts are weak and feeble, but he is trying; that last move hurt him big time. Tommy has the middle rope and
nearly up to his feet when he hears something charging towards him, he falls back down and Matthew slams chest first into the corner, Tommy sweeps Matt’s
legs out from under him and he connects with the canvas. Tommy quickly climbs to the top turnbuckle as J-Kurt comes charging, Tommy dives with a missile
dropkick that takes J-Kurt out of contention and using his momentum, he body splashes Matthew at the same time. He hooks the leg for a cover and a pin.
One… Two… Thr–Matthew rolls a shoulder up in time to prevent the win.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Jonas Brothers showing why they are tag team champions, but they can’t put Matthew away yet.

COREY TAYLOR: Give them time Captain Negativity.

Tommy rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and he tosses it into the ring where it lands on Matthew’s face. Tommy digs and pulls a table from
under the ring and slides it into the ring as well. Tommy and Jim set up the table in a corner and double whip J-Kurt into the wood. J-Kurt runs up the
table to come back with a flying roundhouse kick that takes both Jim and Tommy off their feet. J-Kurt lands on his forearms and knees before shooting up
to his feet and springing off the top rope with a backflip and a cover on Tommy Jonas.

One… Two… Thr–Jim able to push J-Kurt off of his brother but he has drawn the ire of Matthew who takes the steel chair and swings it at Jim connecting
solidly with a shot to his back. The fans go wild for the use of the weapon here and Matthew gives them something else to cheer about as he slams it confidently
on Jim’s chest sending him to lean on the table. J-Kurt gets up and leaps from the middle rope to land on Matthew’s shoulders in a hurricanrana position,
but heis powerbombed through the leaning Jim and both go through the table. Matthew picks his brother up and shakes his head, but has a smile on his face
at the same time, J-Kurt is smiling as well and the two go back to their work. Matthew pulls Jim back up, and J-Kurt picks Tommy up to his feet. They whip
Jim and Tommy into each other and deliver a clothesline that slams their heads together. Matthew points to the top turnbuckle and Jonothan climbs up quickly
as Matthew hoists Tommy up on his shoulders. Jonothan dives with a flying clothesline taking Tommy down to the canvas. Matt picks Jim up and tosses him
out of the ring where he begins to wretch with the coughing fit. Jonothan makes the cover.

One… Two… Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of Jonothan and Matthew Kurtis… The Bluegrass Mafia 2.0!

The fans love it as Matthew and Jonothan slap hands on the way backstage.

ROB MARTINEZ: If that had been a match in the tournament, BGM 2.0 would be Rebel Pro Tag Team champions.

COREY TAYLOR: But it wasn’t, and they ain’t.

ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew and Jonothan proving why they do deserve that number one tag team ranking, they have just proved that they do deserve that shot.
COREY TAYLOR: They proved nothing, Jim was sick with the swine flu or hn1ah1n1 or whatever the letters and numbers are.

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ROB MARTINEZ: And now on to our big battle royal main event.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, ARE YOU READY!!!???

ROB MARTINEZ: I know I am, are you Corey?

COREY TAYLOR: Couldn’t be more readier.

The fans cheer wildly.

JENNY JERSEY: ARE YOU READY, FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF Underground!??

The fans cheer a little bit more than before.

JENNY JERSEY: ARE YOU READY, FOR THIS 8-MAN BATTLE ROYAL!!!!????

The fans cheer louder than ever.

JENNY JERSEY: Alright, this main event contest is an 8-Man Battle Royal, the winner will receive the next Rebel Pro World title shot. Introducing the first
participant in the match up weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, fighting out of London, England…

“Shadow of the Season” by Screaming Trees hits the loudspeakers. As Derek Stephen Taylor along with Fantastic Andy Strickland starts walking towards the
ring.

JENNY JERSEY: Accompanied by Fantastic Andy Strickland… DEREK STEPHEN TAYLOR!!!

Derek walks up the steel stairs, while Andy Strickland and potted plant walks around the ring. Derek gets into the far corner awaiting on the second participant.
JENNY JERSEY: The second entry in this battle royal…

“Esscence of Wounds” by Lamented Souls goes softly through the arena, while Derrick Daze and Lacey Gloria walk out.

JENNY JERSEY: Weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds, from Jefferson City, Missouri accompanied by Lacey Gloria… DERRICK DAZE!!!

COREY TAYLOR: Rob who are you pulling for in this one?

ROB MARTINEZ: None other than that man right there, Derrick Daze. Who’s your favorite?

COREY TAYLOR: The former World Champ, Mack.

ROB MARTINEZ: A good choice since his size will make him difficult to eliminate.

Derrick and Lacey slowly danced there ways to sounds of the Essence of Wounds, towards the ring. Lacey directed Derrick up the steel stairs, as she stood
below. Derrick and DST both go towards the middle of the ring, as the ref signals the bell.

DING DING!!!

COREY TAYLOR: The match is officially underway.

At the sound of the bell, both contestants lock up. As well as the Time Limit for the next contestant to emerge from the back also started counting down.
With a little bit of strength advantage DST works Derrick towards the corner closes to Andy Strickland. He immediately grabs Derrick’s legs and tries to
eliminate him, as Derrick holds both of the ropes, using all his weight to avoid a quick elimination. Derrick wraps his right arm around DST’s neck tightly,
DST decides to stop the maneuver with Derrick still holding on to his neck, he spins around and tries to launch Derrick across the ring. But he lands,
on his knees. Derrick turns around, only to be caught with a knee towards his face. Knocking him all the way to the mat. DST taunts to the crowd and quickly
gets a few boos.

ROB MARTINEZ: Why are they my second pick?

COREY TAYLOR: They are showing him how they feel about him.

The time reaches 45 seconds. DST grabs Derrick’s head, helping him off the mat while Lacey pats the mat for Derrick to assist Derrick. DST quickly hits
Derrick with an European Uppercut, knocking a little bit of wind out of him. DST grabs him again, and goes for another European Uppercut. Derrick is up
against the ropes. DST turns around and walks towards the middle of the ring, then runs back trying to clothesline Derrick over the rope. But he reverses
it, sending DST up and over. DST saves himself by catching the mat before hitting the ground. Lacey walks over to him and tries to grab his attention until
Andy comes over. Andy bows down and tries to get her to take the potted plant. But she slaps him vigorously, Sending him onto the ground. And potted plant
soil spilling all over the ground.

ROB MARTINEZ: How about go help him get that up, Corey?

The time reaches the final 10 seconds. As the fans started counting down.

Nine…

With DST still on the ring apron, Derrick tries to do anything to get DST out the ring. He throws a few jabs, punches, slaps and spits into DST’s face.
But nothing helps.

Five…

Derrick throws a punch, DST catches it. Pulling him closer, DST goes for a scoop slam over the ropes, but Derrick also saves himself and now they both
are on the ring apron, battling each other out.

Three..

ROB MARTINEZ: Who can it be?

Two..

One…

Jenny Jersey stands up to announce the third entry.

“Cocky” by Kid Rock thunders across the arena, as the fans immediately jump out there seats, as “The Show” Chad Kurtis quickly races to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen… “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIISSSSSSS!!!

COREY TAYLOR: What a big ovation for an idiot.

ROB MARTINEZ: He has done more in one evening for Rebel Pro than you can do in a life time; he was the first Rebel Pro Triple Crown Champion.

Chad glances at Andy Strickland while he tries to scoop the soil and places it back into the pot. Chad grabs a beer bottle from the fans and smashes it
over the head of Andy Strickland. Knocking him completely out! Then finally enters the ring, while both DST and Derrick are still on the ring apron. Chad
looks at the crowd to the right. He than turns to the left. Then the crowd behind him. He dives under the ring avoiding the over the top elimination rules
and grabs a trash can and the lid to go with it. He throws it over the ropes and dives back into the ring. He grabs the trash can, runs and…

ROB MARTINEZ: Heads up!

BANG!!! He hits Derrick with the trash can. BANG!!! He hits DST also. But both are somehow still on the ring apron, trying to fight the trash can hit.
Chad reaches over and grabs DST. He hits him with an elbow. Then he does it for the second time. Then a third. Derrick somehow manages to crawl up under
the bottom ropes, without Chad noticing it. He grabs the trash can lid and… WHAM!!!

COREY TAYLOR: Hopefully Chad is out already.

ROB MARTINEZ: The true PTPer is far from out.

Chad lays against the ropes, as DST finally gets back in as well. DST and Derrick glance at each other and nod. They start double-teaming Chad. DST picks
him up throws arms around his neck, as Derrick grabs the other.

COREY TAYLOR: Oh YES!

DOUBLE SCOOP SLAM! Chad’s back crashes to the mat. DST and Derrick slap each other’s hands. The time limit reaches 20 seconds… They both start stomping
Chad to the mat. On the outside two referees help up Andy Strickland and walks him towards the backstage. While Lacey laughs. Derrick taunts to the crowd
and while DST looks at his manager Andy, being help towards the back. And little do they notice, that The Show is getting back up to his feet. While DST
is still looking on, Chad bulldogs Derrick.

COREY TAYLOR: Now that’s what you call a cheap shot.

ROB MARTINEZ: How is that a cheap shot when you, yourself said there are no rules?

OOOHHH!!! By the crowd. DST turns around, and Bam! A Springboard Dropkick. Ten seconds remaining. Chad goes up top, waits on Derrick to get up and hits
the showtime! Three..

Two..

One..

“Unstoppable” by E.S. Posthumus hit’s the speakers.

JENNY JERSEY: The forth entry… THE SAM SKULLLLL!!!

Chad looks towards the entrance. But there is no Sam Skull. Chad decides to turn around… Kick to the midsection.

ROB MARTINEZ: Watch you back, Chad!

COREY TAYLOR: Don’t tell him anything!

FISHERMAN BUSTER! Delivered by Sam Skull wearing a mask.Chad rolls out of the ring. Sam also goes outside, and quickly delivers stomps to Chad. Derrick
and DST both slowly get up, starting to catch themselves a breather. Sam picks up Chad, and launches him back into the ring. Derrick and DST both greet
Chad, with a few stomps of their own. Sam slides back in, this Battle Royal has turned into a 3 on 1 handicap match, as of right now. They all are delivering
stomps towards Chad, then they taunt to the crowd. DST picks up Chad by the head, he sends him to the ropes goes for a power slam, but somehow Chad dodges
it. Runs to the opposing ropes and knocks DST with a clothesline. Derrick runs over to stop the momentum, but Chad blocks it, he throws in a few punches.
Sam joins the action, Chad also blocks him. Jab to Sam. Punch to Derrick. Jab to Sam. Punch to Derrick. Both guys are wobbling, Chad runs to the rope and…
DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!

Twenty seconds remaining…

Sam and Derrick both are on the mat. Chad catches a little breather, before catching the trash can hit by DST. WHAM! Another shot towards Chad. DST picks
up Chad and the British Pound completely lays him out. Chad, Sam and Derrick are all on the mat. While DST is now taking a breather. After a couple of
seconds, Sam starts to get back up. DST walks over towards Sam and helps him up. Sam pushes DST. DST walks back over to see why he pushed him, as if they
are buddies. Kick to the midsection… SKULL BOMB! Which plants DST in the mat.

Five..

Four..

Three..

Two..

One..

“Why Don’t We Do It In The Road” by The Beatles goes through the loudspeakers, as the fans cheer!

JENNY JERSEY: The fifth entry…

Dr. Tittlylover leads the way.

JENNY JERSEY: Accompanied by Dr. Tittylover…MIKE “ASSMAN” TREY.

Dr. Tittylover appears to be on his cell phone, while Mike blows past him and enters the ring.

COREY TAYLOR: Nobody has time to see these two clowns.

ROB MARTINEZ: The fans sure do.

It looks to be a repeat from last week. As Mike Assman” Trey and Sam Skull do a stare-down contest. But before they can even get there hands on each other,
both men were blind sided. Derrick nailed Mike Trey and Chad did the same on Sam Skull. Derrick and Chad both are stomping away on both opponents. DST
finally gets up and decides to help Chad. Due to Sam using his finisher on him. Mike gets up to his knees with Derrick still stomping away. Mike head butts
Derrick into the midsection, knocking the wind out of him. He also ended in the corner, Dr. Tittylover climbs up the ring apron, throws Mike his cellphone
as if he has a phone call.

Mike:: Hello!?

COREY TAYLOR: What a complete jerk! Taking a phone call during a match. Stupid!

He shrugs his shoulders and… wiggles a bit.

WHAM!!! The cellphone breaks into dozens of pieces. Derrick is wobbling in the corner. Mike lifts him up on to the top turnbuckle, and WHEEWW! He launches
Derrick with the Monkey Flip, crashing into Chad Kurtis. Chad Kurtis gets up quickly. And looks towards Mike, while begging that he didn’t mean for that
to happen.

Tenseconds remain…

Nine..

Eight..

Seven..

They are still discussing the incident, while Sam and Derrick are on the mat. And DST is sitting on the top turnbuckle resting.

Four..

Three..

Two..

One..

“The Oddities” by ICP hit’s the loudspeakers and once again, the fans arise to their feet.

JENNY JERSEY: The sixth entry… One half of the FreakShow… SHUTDOWN!!!

Shutdown marches down towards the ring, and he’s not alone. In fact, The Freak is making his presence felt as well. The Freak is carrying a pole with a
bunch of FTC “SNM” Dolls on it. As they walked down the entrance ramp, they started tossing dolls left and right. Shut Down walks up the stairs, and puts
his leg over the top rope and immediately gets in between Mike and Chad. And tries to break it up. Mike shoves Shut Down’s hand out of the way.

COREY TAYLOR: Here go some more of REBEL’s Clowns. Larry needs to send them to the circus.

ROB MARTINEZ: How dare you say such a thing.

Shut Down gets into his face, mouthing off. As Chad shoves him out of the way. Now Chad and Mike are back in each other’s faces, Until DST comes over;
now he’s in between all three guys. Mike, Chad and Shut Down each glance at the other, Signaling something, Chad jabs him in the jaw. Mike kicks him in
the midsection, and ShutDown grabs him by the back of his pants and launches him over the top rope.

COREY TAYLOR: UH OHH!!!

JENNY JERSEY: Derek Stephen Taylor is ELIMINATED!!!

COREY TAYLOR: DAMN!!

With one out of the picture, four guys are still in the ring and two guys still haven’t made it out. Derek is mad and feels like his job still isn’t accomplished.
Ten seconds remaining..

Derek jumps back towards the ring apron, Mike walks up to him. “Get the hell out! You lost, period!” Derek yells, “Shut the hell up!” Mike pushes him off
the ring apron, but out of no where, here comes SAM SKULL! He lifts Mike right over the ropes.

JENNY JERSEY: Mike “Assman” Trey is ELIMINATED!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: Treachery and the evil cunning of Derek Stephen Taylor.

COREY TAYLOR: Absolutely perfect.

Mike bounces up quickly, not realizing what just happened. They both walk off, while still bad mouthing each other. And Dr. Tittylover right behind them
both, still trying to get some females number written down in his notepad.

Two..

One..

“Banned in DC” by Bad Brains hit’s the speakers as the fans boo Johnny Maverick heavily.

JENNY JERSEY: The seventh entry… JOHNNY MAVERICK!!!

COREY TAYLOR:: Here comes Johnny Maverick, my pick.

Johnny clotheslines Mike down to the floor, before scoop slamming Dr. Tittylover down as well. Johnny then pounces on Assman, taking Dr. Tittylover’s pen,
and drawing the Anarchy symbol on his forehead. Johnny unleashes rights and lefts to Assman’s head and face before headbutting him into oblivion. Dr. Tittylover
gets up and is furious, but as he charges at Johnny, Maverick arm drags him down to the floor and heads on to the ring. Sam is outside resting and Derrick
meets him halfway. Derrick whispers something in his ear, Johnny signals a finger to Sam.

COREY TAYLOR: They are setting up something, Rob.

And with Chad and ShutDown focusing on Johnny and Derrick, Sam goes for the kill. Sam spins Chad around to face him, but Shut Down quickly nails him in
the back with a forearm. Both Johnny and Derrick quickly get in, to do a 3 on 2 handicap. Johnny and Derrick on ShutDown. Sam on Chad. They all beat them
down to the ground. They lift ShutDown up… DOUBLE DDT!!! Hold up… They lift him up once more… DOUBLE DDT!!! Once more.

ROB MARTINEZ:: Good team work there.

ShutDown rolls out of the ring. On the other side of the ring, Sam is still doing damage on Chad. Stomping him from head to toe. Here comes Johnny and
Derrick to get in on the action. Sam lifts him up, then pins his arms back and they each take a turn jabbing him into the face area. Twenty seconds remain…
COREY TAYLOR: 20 more seconds before the last participant.

The Freak, getting tired of watching, runs inside the ring. And starts helping out. He quickly runs and… DIVING ClOTHESLINE!!! On Johnny. Kicks Derrick
in the stomach… DDT!!!

Sam pushes Chad to the outside of the ring, through the second rope, then stops The Freak’s momentum with a forearm shot across the back of his head. He
starts stomping away, while he’s trying to get back to his feet. Johnny gets up first, then once again gets in on the action.

COREY TAYLOR: 10 seconds, Robbie and the, notasgoodasmassacre, will come out.

ROB MARTINEZ What did you just say?

They stand him up, Sam telling Johnny to go up top. While he places the dazed Freak upon his shoulders.

Five…

Johnny takes his sweet time.

Four…

Three…

Two…

He finally makes it up to the top.

One…

The lights dim! Nobody can see anything. Green strobe lights started circling the arena. Then the spotlight… “Incredible” MACK by DJ B-Lord hit’s the
loudspeakers as the fans roar in cheers…

HERE COMES MACK!!!

JENNY JERSEY: The eighth and final entry… “THE INCREDIBLE” MACK!

Mack runs down to the ring quickly, Johnny gets ready to jump from the turnbuckle, Shut Down tries to catch Johnny, but is knocked back down by Derrick.
Johnny turns his attention back to The Freak… Sam’s knee just gave out, due to Chad’s chop block. The Freak lands on his feet, grabs Johnny off the ropes
and slams him inside the ring. Mack slides in grabs a hold of Derrick quickly, and they start trading blows back and fourth. Mack with the freshness and
strength advantage, has Derrick’s back into the corner. He started throwing vicious blows from the head to the stomach, until Derricks rear-end ended up
on the mat. The Freak picks up Johnny. But Johnny quickly shoves him off into the ropes, The Freak bounces back and eats a huge dropkick, sending The Freak
up and over the rope. Chad is all over Sam, by the ropes. Sam rolls out, as well as Chad, staying all over him. Johnny slams a forearm into Mack’s back,
but to little effect as Mack turns around from where he was pummeling the weakened Derrick Daze. Johnny throws his hands up, saying that he was innocent
of the hit, but Mack just laughs at him. Derrick slams a double fist into Mack’s nether region and Johnny laughs. Johnny with a thumb to his eyes and he
backs up into the waiting arms of Shut Down. ShutDown grabs him and lifts him up. Shut Down military presses Johnny down to the canvas. Mack is up and
as Derrick’s back is to him, trying to help out Johnny, Mack grabs him for a reverse DDT.

ROB MARTINEZ: Look at the strength of Mack and Shut Down.

COREY TAYLOR: Roids are running rampant in the business today.

Mack lifts Johnny up and throws him up backwards, then launches him over the ring. ShutDown catches him, flips him into the… THE SHAKE MACHINE!!!

COREY TAYLOR:Larry Gordon doesn’t pay me enough for this…

Rob and Corey dodge quickly out of the way…throwing their headsets off and all. ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! OHHH SH(BLLEEEEPPP)! Mack with a smirk on his
face as Johnny’s body lays crumpled in the remains of the announce table.

JENNY JERSEY: Johnny Maverick has been ELIMINATED!

ShutDown is still looking at Johnny’s carcass on the broken table, finally trying to get back into the ring. On the outside, Chad is still working on Sam,
but he finally gets to his knees. Sam shoves him off, but Chad comes back with a Double Arm shot to the head. Sam gets back to his knees, shoves Chad again.
And repeatedly another Double Arm shot. Once more Sam, gets back to his knees, he shoves Chad off. Chad comes back, Sam side swiped him fast, and shoves
him over the barricade knocking some of the fans out of the way. Rob and Corey make it back to their seats, but there is not a table; they place there
headsets back on.

ROB MARTINEZ: Can you hear me, Corey?

COREY TAYLOR: Wish I couldn’t, but yeah. I’m asking for a damn raise. The moron ShutDown, messed up our area.

Sam yells at the fans… Get out of the way! Chad tries to get up, Sam runs and delivers a PUNT!!! To the head! He lifts the already knocked out Chad Kurtis
back up and delivers a SKULL BOMB!

COREY TAYLOR: One more time. One more time. One more time.

Chad is out. Back in the ring, Mack is waiting on Derrick to get back up, Derrick finally maes it half way up. Mack knees him, in the face stunning Daze.
He lifts his head back up THE INCREDIBLE SLAM!!! NO!!!!!! ShutDown nails Mack in the back! Mack quickly drops Derrick, whom lands on the ring apron. Mack
turns his attention to ShutDown.

Mack: What the hell man!

ShutDown: Just business!

Mack: Business hell.

ROB MARTINEZ: These two behemoths are fixing to come to blows.

COREY TAYLOR: I’ve just gotten word that a very talented, never crowned Rebel Pro World Champion has been attacked in the parking lot.

ROB MARTINEZ: Here you go again with your bogus lies.

COREY TAYLOR: A very dear friend of mine, Derek Stephen Taylor, has been brutally assaulted in the parking lot by a man wearing a mask and carrying a lead
pipe.

ROB MARTINEZ: Folks, he is not joking, I’ve just gotten the same word.

COREY TAYLOR: We will update you on the condition of the extremely talented Derek Stephen Taylor as soon as possible.

Mack tries to run, towards ShutDown, but is tripped by Sam on the outside. Mack gets up, walks towards the rope, yelling at Sam. UH OH! Here comes ShutDown
from behind, he lifts Mack off his feet. Derrick yanks down the rope… Mack hit’s the floor!

JENNY JERSEY: Mack is…ELIMINATED!!!

COREY TAYLOR:: Well there goes one of my picks.

ROB MARTINEZ: How many picks do you have?

COREY TAYLOR: Eight.

Mack gets up, and walks to the back with his head held down.

JENNY JERSEY: The final four are now… ShutDown, Derrick Daze, Sam Skull and Chad Kurtis.

Derrick Daze is laying down on the ring apron, resting up, out of nowhere Lacey waves a fan in his face, helping him gain some fresh cold air. Sam on the
outside bending down, trying to catch a breather. ShutDown in the corner discussing things over with The Freak. And Chad Kurtis, is still outside laid
out. The Freak hit’s the ground, as ShutDown walks over to Derrick, and quickly kicks him out the ring, shoving off Lacey. She’s angry now! She leaps up
on the ring apron, getting in the face of ShutDown. The Freak tries to run around the ring, to catch her off guard, but eats Sam’s own Clothesline from
Hell! Derrick, slides back into the ring, with ShutDown facing towards Lacey. Derrick low blows ShutDown. ShutDown in pain, bows down. Derrick grabs him
by the head and now by the pants, he tries to launch him out. But ShutDown is too big! ShutDown is partially over the ropes. Derrick trying to do everything
to get him out, but he can’t. He nails him with a forearm shot. Jabs to the back. He yells at Lacey, “Get me something!” She quickly runs over and gets
a chair. She throws it over the ropes, Derrick catching it with one hand, and BAM!!! Chair shot to the back.

COREY TAYLOR: Come on Derrick you can do it.

He throws down the chair, ShutDown is now halfway over. He grabs the chair again. BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!! Three chair shots to the back and legs of ShutDown.
He throws the chair down again, tries to eliminate him again, and ShutDown is now a little more than halfway over. Out of nowhere, here comes Sam, helping
Derrick out! ShutDown up and slightly over. Lacey grabs his head! He hit’s the ground.

JENNY JERSEY: ShutDown is… ELIMINATED!!!

ShutDown gets up and runs behind Lacey, who is heading towards the back. The Freak also runs after her. Derrick is still looking on dropkick.

JENNY JERSEY: Derrick Daze is… ELIMINATED!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was quick.

COREY TAYLOR:: Sam Skull will be crowned victorious!

JENNY JERSEY: The final two are now… SAM SKULL and CHAD KURTISSSS!!!

Sam now has all the momentum in the world and a breather as he waits on Chad Kurtis to get back up and enter the ring. After a couple of minutes, Chad
finally moves slightly. Sam jumps out through the second rope, jumps over the barricade, and helps the dazed Chad up. Sam slaps Chad in the face, and all
Chad can do right now is wobble around. Chad finally seeing the light, he nods his head up to one of the fans holding a beer bottle. Sam gets back up CLAAANNNNKKK!!!!
COREY TAYLOR: SAM SKULL maybe out! How dare that fan get involved.

ROB MARTINEZ: Guess he isn’t an idiot.

Now Sam is dazed. Chad looks at the sharp end of the bottle and started scraping it against Sams forehead. But Sam is wearing the mask, so you really can’t
tell if he’s even bleeding. After a couple of seconds, Chad throws the piece of the bottle down. With Sam bending down in pain, Chad tries to go for the
CK Finale on the outside of the ring. He gets him up in a piledriver, will it happen?? CK FINA… Sam manages to get back down to his feet, now he’s trying
to lift Chad up and over, Chad places his extreme weight down. Now Chad’s stomach is on Sam’s back, as both are tired. Chad quickly goes for another CK
Finale, but only hits a Piledriver! Sam’s blood starts dripping through the mask. Once again the men are tired out. A few minutes pass, as Chad gets back
up, then assist Sam up as well. He then launches Sam back over the barricade, Chad balancing himself on the barricade. Sam gets up to his feet and somehow
turns around… SHOWTIME!!! by Chad Kurtis.

ROB MARTINEZ:

If not the CK Finale, then it’s the SHOWTIME!!!! There is just no quit in The Show.

COREY TAYLOR: I’m tired of seeing that move.

Which plants Sam’s face into the ground. Both men lay on the ground for a couple of minutes, Sam is out and Chad is trying to gain a big adrenaline rush.
He is rubbing his face, trying to get some of the blood off, when Sam punted him to the forehead. Chad gets up feeling that he has the strength he needs
to end Sam’s chances. He grabs him by the back of the mask, helping him up to his feet. Then slings him back into the ring, Sam gets to his knees slowly,
but surely. Chad going up top, going for maybe a second ShowTime. Sam made it to his feet, here goes Chad…

COREY TAYLOR: Not again!

ROB MARTINEZ: I love this move.

ANOTHER SHOWTIME!!!

NO!!!!!!

SKULL BOMB!!!!!!!!

COREY TAYLOR: YES! HA HA on you Chad Kurtis!

Both men are down again! The fans start chanting Show, Show, Show, Show!!! But The Show is moving right now, Sam is making a slight movement as well. Sam
using the ropes as an aide. Sam makes it back up to his feet, wobbling a little bit due to tiredness. He slowly runs over and starts stomping away on Chad.
Then he lifts him up, shoves him into the ropes, and tries to lift him over. But Chad manages to fight away the possible elimination. Sam using all his
strength and might, continues to try and eliminate Chad. Chad kicks him off. Sam falls to the mat, but quickly gets up and tries to get Chad over again.
But Chad isn’t letting up, he kicks him off again. Sam gets up, runs… CLOTHESLINE!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: SAM is out!!

COREY TAYLOR:: No, you mean CHAD is out!

Balancing back into the ring. Sam sees another opportunity with Chad’s back is turned towards him, he runs Chad quickly turns, YANKS THE ROPE DOWN. CAN
IT BE???????? Sam Skull is eliminated… NOO!!!! Sam IS STILL HOLDING ON TO THE ROPES, ONE FOOT ON THE APRON AND THE OTHER DANGLING. CHAD quickly runs
towards the turnbuckle, leaps up, DROPPKICKK To Sam Skull’s… skull.

JENNY JERSEY: Sam Skull is eliminated!

COREY TAYLOR: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: WOOOWWWW!!! WHATT A match.

JENNY JERSEY:: The winner of this intensified 8-Battle Royal and NEWWWW…#1 Contender For the World Championship……CHADDDDDD KURTTIISSSSS!!!!!!!!

Chad quickly falls to the mat, but here comes Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 (Matthew and Jonothan Kurtis) along with Lyndsey Valentine and Milicent. They quickly
hit the ring, praises him along with the fans on what a victory he has won. Matt and Jon lift him up to his feet, they each hug Chad. Then they puts him
on their shoulders, Chad with one hand on the back of his head and the other waving to the fans. As Lyndsey and Milicents applauses fill the night.

ROB MARTINEZ: And there you have it folks, a good match won by a good competitor, and once again the man who will face the World Champ… “The Show” Chad
Kurtis, ladies and gentlemen.

COREY TAYLOR: Shut up Rob, just shut the hell up, do you constantly have to brag and gloat?

“Heavy Metal Machine” hits the speakers as the Kurtis clan is about half-way down the entrance way. Mikey steps out from the curtain and stares at Chad
Kurtis and claps mockingly at the bloody countenance before him. Mikey pulls the microphone from his back and brings it to his lips.

MIKEY: So, you have won the right to face me, huh Chad?

Chad motions for Matthew and Jonothan to let him down because he wants to stand on his own; he nods and points at the belt.

MIKEY: Oh this thing, you want a shot at this now?

Mikey smiles, again mockingly, at Chad.

MIKEY: You’ll get your shot, but after the Best of the Best tournament, you will get it when I am good and damn ready to give it to you. See, I am in the
Best of the Best 2009 tournament with Zeke and FTC is the best, so we will be in each round. So that is why you Chad, will wait, you will wait for your
loss and it will eat at you knowing that you will lose once again to Mikey. Once again you will know that you fell short, you let them all down Chad, and
it will eat at the very core of your being because you are blinded by them Chad. But you go ahead and believe what you want to believe and after I again
defeat you… you’ll then know that I am the Rebel Pro World Champion for a reason… because Mikey is the best and you… are just playing second fiddle.
Mikey smirks at Chad.

MIKEY: Good thing you could finally win a battle royal Chad, because it is the only way you would ever get a shot at this belt, because we all know that
you are worthless as a competitor.

Chad looks ticked.

MIKEY: You couldn’t win King of Old School, which I did; and honestly Chad you know deep down that you can’t defeat me in any environment.

He smirks.

MIKEY: I know it, FTC knows it, and deep down inside Chad… you know it. Face facts man, you… can’t… pass… the… test… anymore. Hang them up
Chad before I hang up your boots for you.

Chad rushes at Mikey, but Matthew and Jonothan hold him back.

MIKEY: Smart move boys, Chad, there comes a time in a wrestler’s career when it is time to give up the dream; you may have rid Rebel of the Extreme Elite,
but you will never rid Rebel Pro of me. Double M, M squared, Mikey to the Massacre Chad, you can’t out fight me, you can’t out wrestle, and most important…
Mikey laughs.

MIKEY: How does it feel to know that your shot comes against me… a man… you’ve never beaten?

Chad is completely furious now, but Mikey turns and walks away with laughter filling his voice.