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Best of Rebel Pro 2009 Disc 3

September Match of the Month
The Freak Show vs FTC -Underground “Prove Your Worth”

The crowd boos heavily as the combination of Cuzin’ Zeke and Mikey Massacre’s entrances hits the speakers and the Carolinas and World Champion come from the back, their belts around their waists.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and ninety-eight pounds, they are your Carolinas and World Champion respectively, CUZIN’ ZEKE and MIKEY MASSACRE…. FTC!

Mikey and Zeke walk down to the ring, but here comes The Freak and Shut Down to the party. Freak with a steel chair slams it into Mikey’s skull sending him down to the floor. Zeke swings a big right handed haymaker, but Shut Down with a big boot to his gut doubles him over. Shut Down nails the Carolinas Champion with a big right sending him backwards to the railing as the crowd is exploding with cheers.

COREY TAYLOR: Couldn’t these two idiots wait for the match to start?

ROB MARTINEZ: They brought the fight to FTC.

Mikey stumbles up to his feet, Freak with another steel chair shot, Mikey falls to his knees, but low blows Freak right in the crotch with a double fist. Freak drops the steel chair to hold himself. Mikey with a clothesline sends him down on his back. Shut Down swings with a big right, but Zeke ducks under the blow delivering a series of jabs to Shut Down’s ribs and stomach. Shut Down holds at his midsection as Zeke nails him with his trusty horseshoe and Shut Down hits the floor. Mikey lifts Freak up to slam his face into the railing, once twice and a third time. Freak is on woozy street, but manages a right hand to surprise Mikey who is still wearing his belt. Mikey falls back towards the ring. Freak dives forward with a flying right hand sending Mikey to the floor on his rear, Mikey pleads for his assailant to hold on for a minute. Freak is hearing none of this as Zeke and Shut Down come past these two with all four fists flying in rapid fire succession. Zeke connects with a right, Shut Down connects with a right of his own. Shut Down with a left, Zeke with a left, these two big men are pounding away on each other, neither gaining an advantage.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match still has yet to make it inside the ring.

COREY TAYLOR: Look at Zeke kick Shut Down’s A*bleep*.

Freak with a boot to Mikey’s face sends the Heavyweight Champion down to the floor, Freak mounts him with fists flying showing his ground and pound technique. Freak with a right hand to Mikey’s temple, another, and a sharp elbow to the same exact spot again. Mikey rolls Freak over against the railing, using an electrical cord to wrap it around Freak’s throat trying to choke him. Mikey is showing his choke technique from his favorite move set. Freak is struggling against this tactic when Shut Down stomps on Mikey’s face. Zeke is bent over at the waist, red faced and sweaty already in this match. Shut Down charges at Zeke, but Zeke with a capture and spinebuster on the concrete sends him down hard and hurt. Shut Down raises up to place a hand on his lower back. Zeke picks up the steps and drops them on Shut Down’s head, they clatter off his forehead and he is busted open. The crowd is booing the actions of FTC so far in this match. Freak pulls himself up to a vertical base, slamming a boot into Mikey’s head. Freak rolls the World Champion onto the apron and forcefully removes the World Title from his waist and Mikey is in the ring.

DING DING

Newly appointed Senior Referee Alan Stone calls for the bell as Freak hits the ropes with a lionsault onto Mikey, but Massacre able to lift the double knee into Freak’s midsection. Zeke pulls Shut Down up to a vertical base, slamming a fist into his face before rolling him into the ring as well. Zeke climbs onto the apron as well. Mikey rolls over to pull Shut Down up to a kneeling position and grind his knuckles into his forehead wound, ripping the tear further. Shut Down with a fist drives the wind out of Massacre’s sails, but a big boot to the side of his head halts Shut Down’s progress. Shut Down hits the canvas and struggles back to his feet as Freak has rolled out of the ring. Freak is on the outside setting up a table next to the ring apron, and is pulling some other weapons from under the ring. Shut Down is trapped in the corner where Mikey and Zeke are pummeling him with fists and kicks to his body. But here comes Freak to the rescue with a fire extinguisher. He nails Mikey’s skull with the hard part of the fire fighting tool, Mikey drops to the mat. Zeke turns around and is sprayed in the face with the contents of the extinguisher. Shut Down looks up to Freak, a smile on his face. Freak places the nozzle between his legs and steps over Mikey’s face and acts like he is pissing on him as he sprays Mikey in the face with the contents. The crowd laughs and cheers, they absolutely hate Mikey and what he stands for. Here comes Vincent Black and the cheers turn to boos as he pulls Mikey out of the ring. Shut Down goes for Zeke, but Black pulls him out as well. Black looks up at the two men inside the ring and shakes his head in their direction. Mikey is blinded by the fire extinguisher and nails Black with a big right hand, Vincent tries to protect himself, but Mikey continues nailing him with rights and lefts, Black stumbles into Zeke who turns around nailing Vincent with a right hand as well. Black falls to the floor and Mikey’s next right connects with Zeke’s jaw sending him backwards. Mikey follows the sound of Zeke’s breathing and now FTC is fighting each other. Zeke with a big right, Mikey with a big right, Freak and Shut Down just watch. Freak hits the ropes as Mikey and Zeke lock up, Shut Down catches his buddy, heaving him high into the air, over the top rope. Freak lands on all three members of FTC, taking them out. Freak pops up, playing to the crowd with his arms spread. He points to the ring, encouraging Shut Down to do a bit of high flying as well.

ROB MARTINEZ: What is going on with FTC here?

COREY TAYLOR: They are blinded and have no idea who they were fighting.

Shut Down acts like he doesn’t want to fly, but the crowd and Freak get him to finally nod his head. Shut Down hits the ropes, he propells himself over slamming onto all three members with the biggest body splash Rebel Pro has ever seen!

COREY TAYLOR: Holy shit!

ROB MARTINEZ: We don’t agree often, but… dido.

Freak pulls Shut Down up and the two high five each other when the crowd boos again, here comes Bubba J down to the mix, he is wielding a steel chair, he comes flying around the side of the ring. Shut Down and Freak get ready for battle, but smile as here comes Rex Caliber to the fray. Bubba J turns swinging the steel chair, Rex blocks it with a steel chair of his own. Freak with a quick low blow on Bubba J stops his fight with Rex short. Rex nails the Ragin’ Redneck with the steel, but the blow seens to clear Bubba J’s mind. He gets back up, Rex with another shot, Bubba J simply shakes his head, clearing the cob webs. Rex with another shot and Bubba J is busted open from the steel. Bubba J with a boot, but Shut Down kicks him in the back sending him into Rex who grabs him in a quick belly to belly suplex sending him crashing through the railing. The flimsy protection falls under Bubba J’s weight. Rex grabs Bubba J by the waistband of his pants and proceeds to drag him out of the building. Vincent Black is up, he chases after Rex, limping slightly on his knee, he intends to help out his friend. Zeke with the dented steel chair slams it into Freak’s skull sending the small man into the crowd. Shut Down turns around Mikey slams the top of a ladder into his gut. Shut Down bends over at the waist, Mikey slams the ladder onto his back sending him to one knee. Mikey holds the bottom of the ladder in a wheelbarrow position, swinging it around to slam into Shut Down’s skull. Mikey sets up the ladder, he climbs to the top, he perches there as Zeke lifts Freak onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position. Zeke powerbombs Freak as Mikey leaps with a leg drop onto Freak’s throat, he connects and it looks like Freak Show are eliminated from this tournament. Zeke rolls Freak into the ring and Mikey climbs to the top turnbuckle, he dives forward with a Mick Foley type elbow drop, landing perfectly on Freak, he hooks the leg.

One… Two…

Shut Down pulls Mikey off of Freak, keeping their chances to stay in this tournament alive. Reaching in quickly, Shut Down grabs the fire extinguisher as well, he holds the nozzle as he smiles, the blood dripping down his forehead. Freak leans on his partner, to steady himself. Shut Down sprays the stuff into the ring, but Zeke manages to close his eyes just in time and here comes Freak Show rolling into the ring. Mikey stomps down on Freak, Zeke pounds a forearm into Shut Down. Shut Down fights up to a vertical base with a few well placed punches to Zeke’s inner thighs, as Freak takes down Mikey with a single leg takedown. Shut Down whips Zeke into the ropes, he rebounds, Shut Down with a back body and Zeke goes through the table! The fragments fly everywhere as Zeke slams through the table. Shut Down looks over the top rope down to his opponent, he smiles and dulks (Shut Down’s version of “Hulking” up) for the crowd who love it. Freak hollers over to Shut Down, who is eyeing a pretty lady at ringside, before coming over. Freak motions for Shut Down to put Mikey up on his shoulders, Shut Down obliges as Freak climbs to the top turnbuckle. Freak dives off the top rope with a hurricanrana holding it for a pin after he lands.

One… Two… Three.

ROB MARTINEZ: Big Top Insanity!

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match and advancing to the finals of the Best of the Best Tournament, the team of The Freak and Shut Down… The Freak Show!

The crowd are on their feet as Insane Clown Posse’s “Oddities” blares up for the first time tonight. Freak and Shut Down climb out of the ring, heading over to the announce table where Rob Martinez hands them their box they had placed their earlier in the day. The Freak Show begin passing out Muppet Babies that resemble FTC’s Zeke, Massacre, and Black almost identically. The Muppets have been… modified with some arms being removed, some eyes blackened, and well… other Freak Showish things have been done to Miss Piggy that shouldn’t be mentioned.

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October Match of the Month
Matthew Kurtis vs Duncan Aries-Hardcore Halloween

ROB MARTINEZ: Despite the problems I am having with my partner here, we must move on to the next match. I will do my best to call it by myself.
COREY TAYLOR: And what am I here for, just something pretty to look at?
ROB MARTINEZ: The next match pits a rising Duncan Aries against a new Matthew Kurtis.
COREY TAYLOR: He looks the same to me.

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with a thirty minute time limit, with the winner receiving a spot in the HARDCORE TOURNAMENT when
REBEL Pro presents “Misgivings” in two weeks!
A Perfect Circle blasts from the PA. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, as Duncan Aries makes his way through the curtain. Eyes hidden behind
shades, Aries looks collected and confident…
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-eight pounds… from San Diego California, he is “THE SPADE” DUNCAN ARIES!
Aries hits the ring, ready to go. He takes his shades off and slaps his kickpads, jogging on the spot…
DELICIOUS MEAT LOAF! “The Monster’s Loose” brings out Matthew Kurtis to a rousing ovation. The Southern fans always love their own (unless given a reason
not to, like that jerk Cuzin Zeke). Kurtis only has eyes for Aries as he takes long strides towards the ring.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Weighing three-hundred and twenty pounds… from Wickliffe, Kentucky, this is “THE BLUEGRASS BADASS” MATTHEW KURTIS!
The huge Kurtis steps over the top rope. Kurtis removes his leather duster and adjusts his wrist tape.
ROB MARTINEZ: This will the be the first ever meeting between Matthew Kurtis and Duncan Aries, but before these two even set foot in the ring it’s become
personal, Taylor. Aries of course coming off a dominating win against Marxx at our last even; the confident “Spade” made some pointed comments over the
past two weeks about Matt Kurtis’ lack of success in REBEL Pro, even going so far as to saying Matt’s career was ‘in the gutter.’
COREY TAYLOR: Martinez, is that really up for debate? I’m not a fan of “The Show,” but fact is that while CHAD Kurtis has won every title REBEL Pro has
to offer, multiple times, over the past two and a half years Matthew Kurtis, one of the original REBEL wrestlers, has exactly… zero championship reigns.
Hell, he’s only had four title shots in that entire time.
ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew Kurtis’ personal demons have derailed his championship aspirations multiple times, there is no doubt about it. It seems that every
time “The Bluegrass Badass” starts picking up wins, something ‘happens’ and all his momentum comes crashing down. I think Aries feels insulted by Matt’s
inability to overcome the big one, frankly.
COREY TAYLOR: It’s not as though Aries is squeaky clean Martinez, he showed up last fall and couldn’t handle REBEL Pro Wrestling. He needs to prove over
the next couple months that he’s for real.
ROB MARTINEZ: No doubt about it, Corey, but one thing is for certain: Aries’ remarks hit Matthew Kurtis right where he lives. This is going to be intense,
edgy and heated…
Referee Jimmy Johnson has checked both wrestlers. He bids them to wait in their corners, and then…
CALLS FOR THE BELL!
DING DING DING!
Duncan Aries and Matthew Kurtis meet in the center of the ring, the six-eleven Kurtis with a notable size advantage over the six-three Aries. Aries doesn’t
appear intimidated by the big Kurtis. The staredown continues, then the two men tie-up! Kurtis easily overpowers Aries and shoves him to the canvas. Aries
gets up to one knee, assessing the turn of events with a nod.
ROB MARTINEZ: “The Spade” well aware he can’t hope to match power with Matthew Kurtis; he’s one of the biggest men on the REBEL roster!
COREY TAYLOR: But it’s been proven in the past that size doesn’t matter, Martinez — not in Matt Kurtis’ case!
ROB MARTINEZ: I’ll leave that one well alone.
Another tie-up, no, Aries ducks underneath and lashes out with a high kick right to Matt’s chest! It connects with a *THUD*. Aries quickly attacking with
martial arts strikes, nailing another one. Matt swings, Aries dodges and this time unleashes a solid kick right to Matt’s thigh.
COREY TAYLOR: That’s it, Aries, go for the damaged leg! Matt Kurtis always wears the brace on that left knee, he might as well paint a target on it!
Matt Kurtis is still standing, though. Aries reaches up to throw a forearm into the side of Matt’s head; he hits the ropes and explodes off with a flying
forearm that rocks Matt, but still can’t put the big man down. Aries with another thigh kick, hits the ropes again, Matt attempts a big boot, Aries ducks
it and rebounds off the opposite side, flies with a crossbody…
And is caught in mid-air! Matt Kurtis has Aries in his grips, delivers a crushing back breaker! He doesn’t release the man, however, raising him up and
delivering another backbreaker. Aries hits the canvas, Matt goes for a cover, only gets one. But now he has control of the smaller man and starts throwing
right hands into Kurtis, cornering him. Johnson wants him to take it out of the corner, but Kurtis knows REBEL rules all too well. He delivers a few big
shots to Aries before finally bringing him out the hard way with a scintillating irish whip! WHAM — The Spade hits the turnbuckles like a shot and then
smashes the canvas from the impact. Kurtis comes in and delivers a leg drop to the back of Aries’ head! Cover, two count only.
ROB MARTINEZ: We’re seeing the story of this match unfold… Aries must use his speed and quickness to stay a step ahead of Kurtis, because if Matt gets
his hands on him, he can do a lot of damage in a short span of time.
COREY TAYLOR: Notice Matt Kurtis going for covers early in this match. Beating up Aries might make him feel a little better for a while, but a WIN is going
to mean a lot more for his career.
ROB MARTINEZ: Too early to expect that three-count but stranger things have happened! Aries expending energy just getting out of those pinning predicaments.
Kurtis cinches on a side headlock, keeping things slowed down. Aries starts throwing elbows to the mid-section, getting enough to escape. A reverse spin
kick to the gut knocks the wind out of Matthew and doubles him over enough for Aries to hit the ropes and deliver a dropkick right to the side of the head!
Matt stumbles, still on his feet, and Aries lets fly another kick. It’s caught by Matt but Aries quickly responds with a twist and a kick from his free
leg, knocking Matt to the ropes. Aries comes off looking for a BIG CROSS BODY THAT SENDS BOTH GUYS TO THE FLOOR!
Aries put his own body on the line there in the name of victory, and now he hits some knees into Matt Kurtis’ face. Irish whip, Matt reverses and sends
The Spade into the guardrail! Aries leaps on top of it, then leaps off — TORNADO DDT TO THE FLOOR! “REBEL REBEL!” Kurtis’ head spiked into the concrete,
Aries took a hard landing himself but clearly is up quicker. He grabs the guardrail and starts stomping on Matt’s leg, working to cut the big man down
to size. The fans are into this match, some chanting “LET’S GO ARIES,” others going “BEE GEE EM! BEE GEE EM!”
Now Aries has the problem of getting the big Matt Kurtis into the ring. He manages to get his man up against the ring apron, but Matt catches him with
a sudden right hand.
COREY TAYLOR: Brawling on the floor with Matthew Kurtis isn’t what I could call sound strategy, Martinez.
ROB MARTINEZ: Aries with the difficult task of forcing three-hundred and twenty pounds of dead weight back into the ring, and if Matthew Kurtis isn’t willing
to go… he isn’t going!
COREY TAYLOR: Kurtis doesn’t seem entirely there, Martinez, that Tornado DDT may have knocked him out momentarily. He looks like he’s on dream street.
Aries connects with a strike of his own but Matt ignores it and nails another big right. He leans back against the ring canvas – he does seem like he’s
having a hard time gathering his wits. Could be a concussion. Aries takes another tack, rolls into the ring… BASEBALL SLIDE to the back of Matt Kurtis’
head! Kurtis stumbles forward, now against the guard rail as Aries goes to the top rope. What’s this? HE FLIES OFF! PLANCHA TO MATT KURTIS! BOTH MEN RIGHT
INTO THE FRONT ROW! “REBEL REBEL!”
Aries gets up, telling fans to move. Matt picks himself up as Aries creates space between the two. He gets a run and leaps for a huracanrana… Matt holds
his balance DIVING POWERBOMB INTO THE CHAIR!
COREY TAYLOR: HAVE A SEAT, ARIES!
ROB MARTINEZ: THIS IS REBEL PRO WRESTLING, FANS!
The crowd is chanting “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!” Both men are down, Matt holding his knee – he hit it on the concrete hard performing the powerbomb. Aries
groans in the wreckage of the chair. Referee Jimmy Johnson is out to

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check on both men, but there’s not much he can. No disqualifications, no count-outs
here in REBEL! Each man is moving, Johnson doesn’t see a need to stop the match.
Matt is up and pulls Aries up by his feet, dragging him to the guard rail. He lifts the man up in a GORILLA PRESS — over the guard rail and to the floor!
Matt steps over the guardrail with his long legs and picks Aries up, bundling him into the ring. He rolls in himself as Aries gets to his feet… and locks
in a bearhug!
The Bluegrass Badass squeezing Aries with all his might, doing even more damage to the man’s back. He leans down, underneath Aries’ arms to get even more
leverage. Aries in pain, head tilted back as grunts of pain escape his lips. He tries to get a shot at Matt, but Kurtis wrenches him and squeezes harder.
Aries leans back, and the pain appears to be overcoming him. The lights fade in Aries eyes and he goes limp in Matt’s arms. Jimmy Johnson gets in and raises
Duncan’s arm once…
It drops.
Matt holding on, sweat pouring down his face through sheer intensity. Johnson lifts the arm a second time, it drops again.
ROB MARTINEZ: This may be it! Duncan Aries appears to be out…
COREY TAYLOR: I can’t believe it, Matt Kurtis may win a big match!
Aries’ arm is lifted a third time…
HE HOLDS IT UP! Aries reaching deep down and trying to find the guts to continue! He’s shaking, the split crowd SO LOUD, Aries claps his arms around Matt’s
ears. Matt holds on, another bell clap! A third! Matt still holding on, Aries with a HEADBUTT. And that one staggers Matt enough for Aries to slip out
— THE ACE OF SPADES! ARIES TRYING TO APPLY THE ACE OF SPADES! He has Matt’s arm and around the head, can he force the man down? NO! BACK SUPLEX BY MATT
KURTIS! He covers…
One, two, kick-out!
Matt shakes his head, trying to get the ringing out of his ears. He limps slightly but has the momentum as Aries tries to get to his feet, using the ropes.
Matt sees his opening! Off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE FROM KENTUCKY — ARIES DUCKS IT! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Matt stunned! Double thrust to the gut doubles Matt
over and Aries hits the ropes… RUNNING AX KICK! CONNECTS! Matt goes down, Aries rolls him over and hooks the leg!
ONE TWO NO!
Aries rolls with the pinfall, taking Matt back over to his belly and LOCKING ON THE ACE OF SPADES! HE’S GOT IT! Kurtis in the middle of the ring, reaching
out as the crowd alternately chants “TAP TAP TAP / PLEASE DON’T TAP”. Aries reaches back, screaming! Matt reaches out, he’s too far from the ropes. WILL
HE TAP? He makes a fist with his free hand, punches the canvas…
the hand comes up, opening! MATT IS LOOKING TO TAP!
No, he balls the fist up again and tries to fight! Matt lurches to the side, trying to change his position. He can’t make it with his hands…but another
lurch gets one of his long legs close enough to hook under the bottom rope.
COREY TAYLOR: It’s not like Aries has to release the hold, he can’t be disqualified.
ROB MARTINEZ: No, but the referee can refuse to acknowledge any decision made in the ropes! Matt Kurtis isn’t tapping out but Aries is going to have to
release the hold if he wants to win.
Aries squeezes some extra pain out of it before releasing the hold. Matt ends up seated in the corner ARIES WITH A RUNNING BOOT! Right to the face! He
drags Matt out of the corner and covers
ONE TWO KICK OUT!
It’s not over yet. Aries leads Matt to his feet, only to whip him to the ropes. Matt hooks on the top rope to stop his momentum. Aries charges, back dropped
over — no, he lands on his feet on the ring apron! Matt swings, Aries ducks and nails a shoulder thrust through the ropes, then climbs the nearest turnbuckle.
Matt stands up tall and looks for Aries — HURACANRANA OFF THE TOP! Connects! Aries mounts the big man and starts raining down punches. A yell to the
crowd informs them that it’s time for THE CULMINATION. Matt slowly gets to his feet, dazed, and Aries attempts to lift him up.
No good, Matt outweighs him by eighty pounds and Aries back is weakened from the course of the match! Aries has to quit, stepping out with his hand on
his back. He turns around
BLUEGRASS MAFIA KICK! Matt Kurtis explodes out of nowhere! Aries smacks the canvas and an exhausted Matt drops over to cover!
ONE TWO THSHOULDER UP!
ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know if Duncan Aries could lift Matthew Kurtis on his best day but not tonight with the damaged back! Still, this match continues
even after that sick Bluegrass Mafia Kick! These two putting it all on the line here tonight Corey!
COREY TAYLOR: This is what REBEL is all about, Martinez. These guys are wrestling like it’s their last match, a win would mean so much to either man!
Matt Kurtis gets to his feet. Both men are soaked in sweat and worn down, they’ve beat the hell out of each other. Kurtis signals for it… BLUEGRASS BOMB
comin’ up! He positions Aries and flips him upside down — Aries grabs onto Matt’s head with both arms! What’s this? Right hands! Desperation right here!
Aries manages to get off of Matt’s shoulders and deliver a thudding kick right to the chest of Matt! Another one, another, kick right to the braced knee
of Matt, sending the big man down to one knee. Matt vulnerable, Aries measures him. ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD — Matt ducks! Aries off-balance!
GOOZLE! CHOKESLAM — ARIES COUNTERS FOR THE ACE OF SPADES! Matt doesn’t go down however, diving into the ropes, sending Aries onto the apron! Both men
getting up, trading blows, Matt getting the upper-hand of the exchange — until Aries hotshots Matt’s neck off the top rope! Aries goes to the top rope,
leaps off for the huracanrana!
But Kurtis stops the momentum halfway through. With a massive show of power he lifts Aries back up, Aries fighting, Matt grabs the trunks and lifts him
even higher!
BLUEGRASS BOMB!
Kurtis reaches over and grabs a leg as Johnson counts!
ONE TWO THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… MATTHEW KURTIS!
ROB MARTINEZ: We wondered how Matt Kurtis would respond to the jabs of Duncan Aries; would he respond by proving the man right or with fire? I think we
can say that tonight, the fire didn’t flicker, it is lit and burning strong!
COREY TAYLOR: Yeah yeah Martinez, you enjoy your metaphors. But I’ll give credit is due, Matt Kurtis was a warrior tonight; and so was Duncan Aries. There’s
your match of the night right there.
ROB MARTINEZ: No shame in losing like Aries did here tonight, these two beat the living hell out of one another. Aries proved there’s no quit in him, but
he’s not walking out of here with what he really wanted: a win and a spot in the Hardcore Tournament at “Misgivings!” A huge, huge victory for Matthew
Kurtis — and that’s not hyperbole.

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November Match of the Month
Mikey Massacre(C) vs Thomas Young-Misgivings

Fans Bring The Weapons Match
Rebel Pro World Title Match
“Screams of the Undead” die down as “Heavy Metal Machine blares to existence.
JENNY JERSEY: From Albuquercue New Mexico, he stands at six feet even, weighing in tonight at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, he is your Rebel Pro
World Heavyweight Champion… MIKEY MASSACRE!
The music dies down until Mikey steps through the ropes, “I’m A Rebel” hits up as Larry Gordon makes his way through the curtain, microphone in hand. Mikey
looks at the Rebel Pro owner with hatred brewing on his face.
LARRY GORDON: Mikey, I just wanted to let you know, in case that you didn’t get the memo, that tonight’s battle will be for that belt you hold so dear.
Larry turns around not giving Mikey another look.
DING DING
With the bell the match is officially underway and Thomas Young digs into the trashcan full of weapons he brought himself just in case he didn’t like any
of the fans’ weapons. Mikey Massacre on the other hand seems intent on avoiding the use of weapons, especially any brought by the fans, further fuelling
the fans’ hatred of him. Young turns his back to rummage through his arsenal and Massacre seizes the opportunity and jumps on Young and lands several forearms
to the back before whipping him into the opposite turnbuckles. Mikey follows Thomas but Thomas moves out of the way and Massacre crashes into the turnbuckles.
Thomas pulls a Kendo stick out of his trash can and starts to wail on Mikey’s back with it, as the crowd roars their approval. Mikey turns around and gets
cracked on top of the skull with Thomas’ weapon. Thomas quickly goes for the cover but Referee Alan Stone only counts to about one and a half before Mikey
kicks out.
ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey, love him or hate him, is not going to go down that easy.
COREY TAYLOR: But Thomas Young will go down in flames, winning this tournament.
The two wrestlers make it back to their feet but Thomas is taken down by a hiptoss by Mikey. Who follows up with an armbar which draws the ire of the fans
even more. Thomas makes it to his feet but is taken down again by a short-arm clothesline by Mikey who goes right back to the armbar. The crowd starts
to alternate between “let’s go Thomas”, ‘Mikey sucks”, and “Mikey sold out” chants. Young regains his feet with Massacre trying to remain in control and
going from the armbar to a side headlock. Thomas shoots Mikey into the ropes and as Mikey rebounds he catches full in the face with a cookie sheet and
Mikey goes down. Young follows this up by dropping a cookie sheet assisted elbow on Mikey. Thomas then rolls out of the ring and accepts a thumbtack covered
crutch from a fan and rolls back into the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: Thomas Young is reaching out to the fans in this fans bring the weapons. The fans see this as their opportunity to seek some measure of revenge
against Mikey.
COREY TAYLOR: It’s vicious and all but that crutch is a thing of violent beauty. Excellent use of superglue.
Back in the ring Thomas brings the crutch down across the back of Mikey causing Mikey to drop to his knees. Young pulls the crutch back leaving puncture
wounds and a few thumbtacks down Mikey’s back. Thomas brings the crutch down a total of three more times before a kick to the groin by Mikey brings the
attack to a sudden stop. Mikey picks up the crutch where Thomas had dropped it all battered and bent out of shape. Mikey raises the weapon like he’s going
to bring it down across the back of Thomas but instead throws it away and flips off the crowd. The fans return the feeling of Mikey with a shower of boos.
Mikey waits for Thomas to get to his feet and then nails him with a dropkick. Four more dropkicks on Thomas follow and then Mikey starts dropkicking the
air and flipping off the crowd. Thomas brings this display to a halt with a steel chair upside Mikey’s head that busts the champ open. Thomas follows up
with his first actual wrestling move of the match and hits Mikey with a Roaring Elbow. Thomas comes back with a brutal snap Suplex into the now knocked
on it’s side trash can. Both men lay there momentarily stunned.
ROB MARTINEZ: That last move took something out of both men.
COREY TAYLOR: Yeah that was stupid by Young. Oooh shiny object in the crowd.
ROB MARTINEZ: Um…okay.
Mikey and Thomas reach their feet at the same time and Mikey hits an Everplex out of nowhere and stumbles to the ropes where he wipes some of the blood
from his forehead. As Mikey looks at the blood a change seems to come over him, he starts to slap and punch himself all over. Mikey then picks up a steel
chair and starts to bash Thomas with it over and over and over again. As Thomas struggles to his feet Mikey goes to the crowd in search of weapons but
where the fans volunteered weapons to Young, Mikey has to fight with them for anything he wants. After a moment of struggling, Massacre comes away with
a nasty looking barbed wire covered fluorescent light tube and quickly takes it back into the ring. Thomas has made it to his feet only to be on the receiving
end of a wicked shot from Mikey’s weapon. Young starts to bleed from the forehead but only goes down to a knee. Mikey picks up his discarded and rather
dented chair and lays into Thomas with it. Mikey tosses The first chair away and grabs up a second. Mikey climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off the
crowd before jumping off with his frog splash variation “the Massacre”. Mikey covers and Referee Stone counts…
One…
Two…
KICKOUT!
As Mikey argues with the ref about the count Thomas claims another weapon from the crowd and slides back into the ring with his barbed wire covered steel
chair. He waits for Mikey to turn around and then…CLANG! Mikey crumples to his knees and Thomas gives him another chairshot for good measure. Thomas follows
up his chair shots with a Running Yazuka Kick as Mikey gets to his feet. Thomas slides out of the ring and brings a table into the ring. Massacre gets
back to his feet as Thomas is setting up the table. Mikey waffles Young with the barbed wire covered chair and throws onto the table and climbs up after
him. Mikey sets Thomas up for a Piledriver through the table but Young fights back and backdrops Mikey off the table. Thomas lands on top of Mikey with
leg drop off the table. Thomas puts the table propped up in the corner and whips Mikey into it and follows him in with a spear that breaks the table in
half and looks to have done the same to Mikey. Thomas pulls Mikey to the middle of the ring and covers him but only gets a two count. Mikey out of desperation
hits Thomas with a delayed Suplex out of nowhere but can’t even make a cover. Thomas Gains his feet first and grabs a kendo stick as does Mikey. The two
of them stand in the middle of the ring and battered each other with the Kendo sticks. Mikey, Thomas, Mikey, Thomas, Mikey, Thomas. Both men exchanging
wicked Kendo shots as they stand toe-to-toe battered and bloody. Finally Thomas ends the stand-off with a kick to Mikey’s crotch and a gut wrench suplex.
Thomas quickly sets up a a chair in the middle of the ring. Mikey slows gets to his feet but a quick kick top the gut puts Mikey into position for an Omega
Driver onto the chair. Thomas covers and Referee Alan Stone counts…
One…
Two…
Three!!!!!!!!
DING! DING! DING!
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! We have a new Rebel Pro Wrestling Champion
COREY TAYLOR: This can’t be happening.
In the ring Thomas is ecstatic as his hand is raised in victory.
JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW REBEL PRO WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THOMAS YOUNG!!!!!!!
As Referee Alan Stone takes to take the belt into the ring to give to Thomas Young. Mikey Massacre gets in his way and demands the belt. Stone refuses
to give it to him. Mikey hits Alan Stone with a Everplex and grabs the belt and runs away before Thomas Young can reach him.
ROB MARTINEZ: Larry Gordon isn’t going to be happy with Mikey taking the belt and it not being his.
COREY TAYLOR: But it is his.

——–

December Match of the Month
Scottie Snow & The Phoenix vs Vincent Black & Duncan Aries-MM2009

“Carbomb” hits the speakers as from the back walk the team of Duncan Aries and Vincent Black. The crowd gives a somewhat mixed reaction, not sure how to
take this newly formed team.
JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of five hundred and seventy-nine pounds, the team of DUNCAN ARIES and VINCENT BLACK!
Duncan and Vincent make their way down to the ring, listening to the mixed reaction; Vincent doesn’t seem to mind and Duncan slaps a few hands.
“Final Countdown” hits up and the crowd is still split in their decision as from the back walk the current Rebel Tag Champions, The Phoenix and Scottie
Snow. Phoenix is walking ahead of Snow and stares at the ring, more specifically at Duncan Aries.
JENNY JERSEY: Now introducing their opponents, the Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the
team of THE PHOENIX and SCOTTIE SNOW!
DING DING
Scottie Snow and Duncan meet each other in the center of the ring, Duncan begs for Phoenix to tag into the match, but all Phoenix does is look back as
he shakes his head. Ducan rushes over to Phoenix, but Snow with a drop toe hold sends him face first into the canvas.
ROB MARTINEZ: Smart move by Scottie Snow there.
COREY TAYLOR: The Phoenix has taught him well.
Duncan rolls over, kick to the back of Duncan by The Phoenix, here comes Vincent Black into the mix. Right hand from the big man sends Scottie down to
the canvas, Phoenix dodges a swinging right and left combo, but Duncan manages to catch the crafty veteran with a knee into the midsection and flip him
into the ring with a vertical suplex. Duncan releases at the mid point of the suplex as Phoenix lands, Vincent is there with a leg drop across Phoenix’s
throat with a leg hook and a pin.
One…
Scottie Snow dives in for a save as he dropkicks Vincent right in the jaw rolling him off the cover. Duncan pulls Scottie back up to his feet, forearm
to the chin, but Scottie with a quick front thrust to Duncan’s thigh with the toe of his boot stops Aries in his tracks.
COREY TAYLOR: What a low blow! Disqualify them!
ROB MARTINEZ: No low blow and no disqualifications here in Rebel Pro.
Scottie turns, locking in a side headlock. Duncan sends him into the ropes. Rebound into a back body sends Snow onto his back. Vincent pulls Phoenix up
to his feet, gorilla press slam onto Duncan’s knee has Phoenix winded again. Vincent and Duncan slap five before Aries picks Phoenix up whipping him into
the ropes. Rebounding Phoenix into a shoulder tackle from Duncan sends them both outside to the floor. Vincent looks over the top rope as he smiles triumphantly.
He turns, here comes Scottie Snow with a flying leg lariat, it has no effect on the big man. Scottie looks up and gulps as Black laughs at the tiny man.
Scottie rebounds, Vincent catches him with a spinning spinebuster that violently shakes the ring. He holds the legs for a pin.
One…
Two…
ROB MARTINEZ: Scottie managing to kick out there.
COREY TAYLOR: Just barely, but yeah he did.
Scottie is yanked up to his feet, Vincent is ticked off, he power whips Scottie into the corner, charging clothesline. Scottie avoids by ducking out os
the way, standing dropkick to Vincent’s back. Scottie with a rollup.
One…
Vincent kicks out with authority. Duncan whips Phoenix into the ringpost, but Phoenix reverses sending Duncan into the hard steel. Duncan’s head rebounds,
Phoenix with a swinging neckbreaker. Rob digs under the chair to pull out a dual set of steel chairs, he tosses one into the ring before sliding in after
it. Vincent is staring down The Panther. Phoenix with a big chair shot to Vincent’s back causes the big man to turn. *WHAM!* another chair shot, this one
to Vincent’s face backs the man up against the ropes. Scottie pulls down the ropes and the third shot sends Black over the top rope to land on his shoulder
on the outside. Duncan rolls into the ring, picking up the discarded steel chair. He dives in at Phoenix, Scottie Snow with The Snow Plow! Phoenix dives
from the top rope with The Ashes and hooks the leg.
One…
Two…
Vincent pulls Phoenix out of the ring. Massive forearm backs him up against the announce table.
ROB MARTINEZ: I got a feeling this is fixing to be right in our lap.
COREY TAYLOR: Here comes Scottie Snow over the top!
Phoenix sees and drops down to his back as Scottie lands on Vincent with a chair assisted corkscrew plancha. The table disentigrates into a bunch of pieces
as Phoenix pays no attention to Snow and rolls back into the ring. Duncan is getting back up to his feet. Spear from Duncan sends Phoenix to the canvas
where Duncan pummels him with a Lou Thesz press. Phoenix rolls over with a Lou Thesz press of his own and these two are trading punches right and left
here in this match like they are kids on a school playground. Phoenix with a thumb to the eyes, but somehow Duncan manages to block it with a fist into
Phoenix’s chin. Duncan picks Phoenix up, whip into the ropes.
ROB MARTINEZ: The Culmination!
COREY TAYLOR: Damn! It can’t be. Scottie wake up and do your job!
Duncan hooks the leg.
One…
Two…
Three.
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match and NEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, the team of Vincent Black and “The Spade” Duncan Aries!
ROB MARTINEZ: Wow, a fairly quick match, but fast paced throughout the entire thing.
COREY TAYLOR: Big moves, fast action, and a slacker in the form of Scottie Snow.

~This concludes the Rebel Pro Best of 2009~

Best of Rebel Pro 2009 Disc 2

May’s Match of the Month
Underground Presents 05/23/2009
Hardcore Battle Royal

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is your present from Owner Larry Gordon and is a Hardcore Tag Team Battle Royal.
The crowd jumps up and cheers.
COREY TAYLOR: Isn’t every match a hardcore match here in Rebel Pro? So what is different?
ROB MARTINEZ: Something is different about this one, but you got to wait for Jenny to announce it.
JENNY JERSEY: There will only be one member per team allowed in the ring at a single time and only after his or her partner is eliminated will the final
member of the team be allowed to enter and compete.
COREY TAYLOR: How?
ROB MARTINEZ: The owner, he actually likes me.
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match will receive a future Rebel Pro Tag Team title shot.
The crowd begins to chant for their favorites. Some chant for Night Thyme, some for Dazing Glory, but the majority are chanting for Bluegrass Mafia 2.0.
COREY TAYLOR: Bluecheese…
DING DING
ROB MARTINEZ: Let the fun begin.
“The Oddities” by ICP queues up and from the back to a chorus of boos comes one of the new teams to Rebel Pro.
JENNY JERSEY: Now on their way to the ring, THE FREAK and SHUT DOWN… THE… FREAK SHOW!
The Freak begins to toss various weapons into the ring such as a few steel chairs, a couple of tables are slid under the bottom rope, a 2×4, some barbed
wire, thumbtacks, and a case of empty beer bottles. Shut Down motions for The Freak to climb into the ring saying that it won’t be long before he is eliminated
anyways. The Freak shoots him a bird before rolling in under the ring. Shut Down pulls a few strings of firecrackers out of his pocket and finds a roll
of duct tape from under the ring.
COREY TAYLOR: My pick to win this thing.
“Rape This Day” by Tomahawk chops its way through the speakers and from the back walks another new tag team to Rebel Pro.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of JOHNNY MAVERICK AND SPYKE GEIN… THE REJECTS!
Each member of The Rejects brings down a can of black spraypaint to the ring and Spyke rolls into the ring to start the match for his team.
COREY TAYLOR: My pick to win it all.
“Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys queues up to a chorus of boos, no wait it is cheers. Ah hell, it is a mixed reaction for another new tag team here in Rebel
Pro.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of EPOCH and QUANTUM… DEJA…. VUUUUUUU!
Epoch and Quantum walk from the back with Quantum carrying a barbed wire baseball bat and Epoch holding two bowling balls with thumbtacks glued onto it.
They arrive at the ring and Epoch rolls under the bottom rope and he is into the match. From under the ring Quantum pulls out a chain and a wrench used
to set up the ring; he tosses them both into the squared circle.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well?
COREY TAYLOR: Sort of on the fence about this one.
ROB MARTINEZ: The ring is filling up quickly with all sorts of weapons.
“Universal” by Borknagar queues up and the men begin to drool over Lacey Gloria as Dazing Glory walk from the back.
JENNY JERSEY: DERRICK DAZE and LACEY GLORIA… DAZING GLORY!
Derrick is holding a fire extinguisher as he stares into the ring at their opponents. Lacey Gloria is there with what appears to be a make up case. They
both walk down to the ring stalidly and Derrick slides in under the bottom rope to start the match.
COREY TAYLOR: Not a chance.
ROB MARTINEZ: Lacey with a makeup case?
“Tu Veneno” by Natalia Oreiro salsas its way through the speakers in a spicey fashion and the men are still drooling. The only change in the crowd from
the cheers for Dazing Glory’s Lacey Gloria is that the women are screaming for El Rey de Corazones as the men pant like dogs after La Reina de los Mariposas.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of EL REY DE CORAZONES and LA REINA DE LOS MARIPOSAS… CORAZONES Y MARIPOSAS!
El Rey walks down to the ring glad handing fans as La Reina stares into the eyes of Lacey Gloria. La Reina is holding a metal walking cane in her left hand
and a kendo stick in the other. El Rey climbs through the ropes to stare at the other participants in the match; La Reina stares daggers at Lacey Gloria.
ROB MARTINEZ: These two look really confident.
COREY TAYLOR: How can you tell? they are wearing masks.
ROB MARTINEZ: Just look at they way they are walking.
COREY TAYLOR: Oh, I see her walking perfectly fine.
“The Champion In Me” flyes its way through the speakers and from the back comes a running and high fiving duo of Chris Samsonite and Justin Thyme to the
crowd’s delight.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of CHRISTOPHER SAMSONITE and JUSTIN THYME… NIGHT THYME!
Chris is carrying a thumbtack covered kendo stick while Justin is carrying a… kitchen sink? They walk down to the ring as Justin flips over the top rope
and into the ring.
COREY TAYLOR: Again… not a chance.
“My Old Kentucky Home” by Nappy Roots runs its way through the speakers as from the back, to a standing ovation, walks out Jonothan and Matthew Kurtis.
JENNY JERSEY: JONOTHAN AND MATTHEW KURTIS… THE BLUEGRASS MAFIA 2.0!
The crowd is giving one of the top tag teams much love and these two are returning it; well, Jonothan is probably trying to pick up some numbers. Matthew
looks over at him and J-Kurt quickly stops motioning for him and his brother canadian pharmacy to continue down. Matthew is carrying a basic steel chair and Jonothan is
carrying his cell phone down to the ring. Matthew stands outside of the ring, with the others, as Jonothan slides under the bottom rope. The ring is surrounded
making this look like a lumberjack match.
COREY TAYLOR: Dumb and ugly are now at ringside.
ROB MARTINEZ: Let Matthew hear you saying that.
COREY TAYLOR: Not a chance.
JENNY JERSEY: And… the fun begins!
Jonothan Kurtis and The Freak immediately begin going at each other with rights and lefts in a corner of the ring. Derrick Daze and El Rey begin to trade
blows as well with vigor and determination to be the victorious team here in this match up. Justin Thyme, Spyke, and Epoch trade blows back and forth among
the three of themselves. El Rey nearly has Derrick eliminated already when Justin comes over to prevent the elimination by slamming a fist into El Rey’s
midsection. Daze where did viagra get its name looks grateful, but perplexed why Justin would help him. Justin with a right hand takes the look off of Derrick’s face and an elbow to
El Rey takes him off guard sending him precariously near the ropes. J-Kurt with a side headlock on The Freak who grabs a handful of thumbtacks shoving
them into J-Kurt’s side. Jonothan gasps in pain and surprise, The Freak digs them in deeper into J-Kurt’s flesh. Blood begins to trickle from the wounds
in his side. Spyke and Epoch are also in a corner, Spyke tring to chew the nose right off of Epoch, for his defense, Epoch delivers a low blow that causes
Spyke to grab at his manhood. Epoch with a running high knee lift sends his head flying up blood trickling from his nose already.
COREY TAYLOR: Blood already in this match and we are less than a minute into it.
ROB MARTINEZ: Is all you care about the pain and suffering of others?
COREY TAYLOR: Nah, I love boobs and money too.
Spyke with a right hand sends Epoch back into the corner with his back slamming into the turnbuckles. Justin is brawling with Derrick and El Rey and for
the moment seems to be getting the better of the two more seasoned stars. The Freak is ripping the flesh of J-Kurt off of his body with the thumbtacks
by dragging them down his rib cage over and over. Bloody red tracks are being dug into his flesh, but El Rey stumbles into The Freak and he drops the handful
of thumbtacks to the mat below. The Freak turns to nail El Rey in the face, but El Rey ducks under the blow sending The Freak backwards with a heartpunch
and The Freak seems to be out cold as he holds at his chest. J-Kurt turns to nail El Rey in the side of his head and he nearly succeeds in eliminating
El Rey with just that one blow; but El Rey catches himself before he is eliminated. Derrick Daze and Justin turn to find Epoch delivering a massive chair
shot onto Spyke’s skull sending the Weird One down to the canvas. Epoch turns as Justin and Derrick charge the chair swinging man. THWACK! THWACK!, both
Derrick and Justin go down in a heap thanks to the steel chair. Epoch turns to find El Rey, The Freak, and Jonothan staring at him. All three charge, but
Epoch is unable to defend himself against all three. off and The Freak manages to eliminate Epoch as he brings the chair down on El Rey’s skull. J-Kurt
takes the oppurtunity to lift the dead weight of El Rey up and over the top rope and two have been eliminated here.
JENNY JERSEY: El Rey de Corazones and Epoch have been eliminated! Quantum and La Reina are now able to enter into the match for their respective tag teams.
ROB MARTINEZ: Two eliminations already in this match.
COREY TAYLOR: And not nearly enough blood.
La Reina takes no time in diving under the bottom rope delivering a low blow to Jonothan Kurtis, spinning on the heel of one foot with a roundhouse kick
to The Freak’s temple and both go down. Derrick Daze gets up to his feet and tries to eliminate Justin by rolling him over the top rope. La Reina pulls
Spyke up to his feet slamming her brass knuckled fist into his skull with sickening pleasure. Quantum grabs her by the back of her mask turning her around
thundering his meaty fist into her nose and a crunching sound is heard. Blood quickly flows from the mouth of her mask and her eyes glaze over as Quantum
slams another fist into her obvious broken nose. Spyke bites La Reina on her leg and her hand goes to her leg just as Quantum boots her in the face. La
Reina goes down and Quantum is on her pounding away as Spyke bites at her leg. Jonothan and The Freak resume their battle from earlier, but Jonothan quickly
gains the upper hand with a fist into the Freak’s mouth. The Freak drops down to one knee and delivers a low blow, but J-Kurt side steps the attempted
low blow slamming a knee into The Freak’s face. He hooks the Freak up, dropping him down with a vertical suplex on top of a table that hasn’t been set
up. J-Kurt wraps the string of barbed wire around his fist digging it into The Freak’s face. Justin picks up the 2 by 4 and swings at Derrick’s head. Daze
ducks under the blow lifting Justin up with a half nelson and eliminates him. No wait! Justin manages, just barely to hold onto the top rope by his right
hand. Derrick sees this and brings down the 2 by 4 on his hand, he loses his grip and falls to the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: Justin Thyme has been eliminated; Christopher Samsonite can now enter the match.
COREY TAYLOR: Only one more idiot to go on that team.
ROB MARTINEZ: I’d like to see you get in there and hang with them.
COREY TAYLOR: No thanks, they get embarrassed enough as it is.
Chris wastes no time in sliding in under the bottom rope and continuing with Derrick Daze. A boot to the midsection causes him to release the 2 by 4, and
the shot with Jonothan’s cell phone to the top of his head sends Derrick down to the mat; the cell phone is no longer any good so Chris tosses it into
the crowd. J-Kurt looks ticked off at his phone being destroyed and slams a fist into Chris’ face sending him backwards into the ropes. Spyke is now biting
on the screaming Quantum’s shoulder and he is biting for all he is worth. The Freak comes over dropping a leg across the back of Quantum’s head sending
his ugly mug into the canvas. The Freak pulls Quantum up to his feet with the biting Spyke still clinging on, he nails him in the face with some brass
knuckles found on the canvas. Quantum stumbles backwards; Spyke uses his position for an inverted DDT and Quantum is down on the mat. Spyke looks up, blood
streaming from his mouth, and dives at The Freak who isn’t ready for this charge. The Freak throws a right hand, but Spyke ducks under the blow delivering
a throat thrust to The Freak and the two begin to brawl like high school students fighting over a prom date. The Freak rolls Spyke over delivering a blow
to Spyke’s crotch that the crazed man doesn’t feel at all. Spyke with a headbutt sends the Freak rolling off of him clutching at his head. La Reina gets
shakily up to her feet and tosses her head from side to side sending blood to land on the canvas. She bends to pick up a steel chair. She brings it down
on Quantum’s skull before turning to nail Jonothan Kurtis and Chris Samsonite with its surface. Derrick Daze has gotten up behind her and is grinning,
she is in perfect position to be eliminated. She seems to sense something as she turns around with a golf shot right to his grinning face. Derrick loses
a tooth levitra free sample coupon in the process as he falls on his back.
ROB MARTINEZ: Sick shot to Derrick’s face.
COREY TAYLOR: Beautiful swing though.
La Reina turns back around intending to take out The Freak and Spyke, but a standing dropkick from Jonothan sends her stumbling towards the ropes and she
is over the ropes, but Lacey Gloria pushes her back into the ring and mouths something about next week bitch. La Reina turns around to say something back
to her when Jonothan charges at her, she swings the steel chair, but J-Kurt ducks under the swing half nelson slam onto the steel chair she was swinging.
La Reina goes limp in Jonothan’s hands and he quickly pulls her up and intends on dumping her over the side. The Freak saves her unintentionally by slamming
the 2 by 4 into J-Kurt’s crotch and he drops the sexy superstar on the canvas to lay in a pool of her own blood. J-Kurt holds at his groin as The Freak
slams a barbed wire wrapped fist into J-Kurt’s face bringing even more rivers of blood into the match. The Freak shoves http://cialiscanada-onlinerx.com/ J-Kurt into the corner, but trips
over the outstretched hand of La Reina. Shut Down hands him the string of firecrackers and duct tape. The Freak with a boot into Jonothan’s midsection
following it up with a even flow DDT. He rolls The Bluegrass heartthrob over onto his back and duct tapes the firecrackers to Jonothan’s manhood. Biting
the duct tape to tear it off from the roll, he motions for the lighter, and Matthew has seen enough. He runs over, but it is too late as The Freak has
the lighter and lights the fuse.
ROB MARTINEZ: This… could be bad…
COREY TAYLOR: Could be? It is going to be awful for his love life over the next couple of weeks.
Quantum and Spyke are back up and at each other’s throats. Spyke with a eye gouge as Quantum delivers a big time bell clap to his head. Spyke goes down
as Quantum holds at his eyes. Quantum boots Spyke in the face and he goes down on his back. Christopher Samsonite springs from a steel chair delivering
a front kick to Quantum that sends him into the corner face first. Chris turns around, proud of himself, to find a charging Derrick Daze coming straight
for him. Chris ducks under the attack and back body drops Derrick over the top and to the floor below.
JENNY JERSEY: Derrick Daze has been eliminated; Lacey Gloria can now enter the match.
Lacey slides her makeup case into the ring and quickly follows in behind it. She kneels beside the downed La Reina and pulls out a bottle of red iodine
and pours the entire contents of the bottle into the gash on La Reina’s arm. La Reina wakes up immediately screaming from the pain and slamming a fist
into Lacey’s face. Lacey falls back from the unexpected blow holding at her cheek. Lacey pulls her hand back from her cheek and notices blood. La Reina
laughs at the shocked expression on Lacey’s face and throws another right hand into her face, she has the barbed wire in her hand! Lacey falls back this
time, blood streaming from the wound in her cheek. The firecrackers on Jonothan Kurtis go off with a loud bang and a scream as Jonothan is bleeding profusely
from in between his legs and The Freak makes an easy time of eliminating J-Kurt from the match.
JENNY JERSEY: Jonothan Kurtis has been eliminated; Matthew Kurtis can now enter the match.
Matthew looks up into the ring and delivers a knee into Shut Down’s face before climbing into the ring and heading straight for The Freak, who is watching
the two women brawl. Medical personnel rush down to the ring to check on Jonothan Kurtis, but immediately begin to beat the holy hell out of J-Kurt. Matthew
turns to find this going on and quickly climbs through the middle ropes jumping down on one of the attackers. He throws the attacker into the guard railing
and the other two rush away toting their hurt compadre with them. Real Medical Personnel come down to the ring and treat Jonothan carrying him to the back
on a stretcher. Before he leaves, he points to Matthew and makes a belt gesture around his waist; Matthew nods before climbing back into the ring. The
Freak is still watching the two women brawl back and forth, but The Freak is also digging through the makeup case finding things to use. Quantum and Spyke
are still battling back and forth on the ropes. Matthew with a Mafia kick sends Spyke flying over the top rope to land in a heap on the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: Spyke Gein has been eliminated, Johnny Maverick can now join the match.
ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t think I’d mess with Matthew Kurtis right now.
COREY TAYLOR: Why? The bigger they are the harder they fall.
Johnny slams a steel chair into Chris Samsonite’s skull and one of the members of Night Thyme is down on one knee. Johnny swings again and now Chris is
on the canvas blood pouring from the gash on his temple. Johnny swings the chair at Matthew Kurtis, but Matthew merely slams a fist into the steel which
slams it back into Johnny’s face. Matthew walks to behind The Freak and spins the unsuspecting man around. The Freak looks up in horror at the man who
is standing above him. The Freak throws salt into Matthew’s face, but Matthew side steps the spray of salt. The Freak backs up and Matthew grabs him by
the throat and lifts him up above his head. Shut Down is ready on the outside to enter the match. Matthew deposits The Freak over the top rope and to the
floor and spins ready for the confrontation with Shut Down.
JENNY JERSEY: The Freak has been eliminated, Shut Down can now join the match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew is a man on a mission here.
COREY TAYLOR: He is upset because he isn’t getting any and everyone else is.
Shut Down steps over the top rope, he bends down to pick up a steel chair and a second. He holds one in each hand before tossing Matthew Kurtis the other.
These two men stare down each other. La Reina wraps the barbed wire around Lacey’s throat as they both stand in the corner. Lacey is throwing rights and
lefts for all she is worth, but La Reina is holding for all she is worth. Lacey with a boot to her gut and La Reina releases the barbed wire slightly.
Lacey with a elbow onto La Reina’s back sends her down to one knee. Quantum and Johnny Maverick are going toe to toe in the opposite corner as Matthew
and Shut Down still continue to stare daggers at each other; neither man moving an inch. Chris Samsonite pulls himself up to his feet and begins to set
up tables in the ring. He sets up one in the middle of the ring beside Shut Down and receives a boot to his ribs for the effort. Chris stumbles to the
side holding at his ribs, but plants the other table in the corner in a leaning position; he has a plan, but will it play out in his favor? Lacey wraps
the strand of barbed wire around La Reina’s wrist and pulls her toward her oncoming fist. La Reina holds once again at her broken nose and at the bloody
wrist on her left arm. Lacey with a spinning elbow into a spinning backfist sends La Reina over the top rope. La Reina manages to hold on and skin the
cat, but a steel chair to her face sends her toppling over the top and to the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: La Reina de los Mariposas has been eliminated. Now only six teams have representatives remaining in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Slowly but surely they are being narrowed down.
COREY TAYLOR: I see now why you make the big bucks.
Lacey isn’t finished as she climbs through the ropes to the outside but not before grabbing her case of toys and weapons. She pulls out the can of lighter
fluid and a book of matches. She squirts the fluid all over La Reina and makes a stream of the fluid on the padding at ringside. She lights the string
of fluid, but just as it reaches La Reina, she puts it out with a fire extinguisher. La Reina looks up, almost grateful, as Lacey blows the stuff from
the fire extinguisher into her face and them slams the extinguisher into La Reina’s broken face. Lacey gets down into La Reina’s face and mutters, “I could
have done it love, I could have ruined you for life. Remember that next time…” She slaps La Reina, who is unconscious before sliding back into the ring
fire extinguisher in hand.Chris pulls himself up and stumbles to the middle of the ring, the fire extinguisher takes him down easily enough. Chris is now
a bloody mess, Lacey looks at the two behemoths in the ring who are still staring at each other. They finally stop staring at each other as their individual
steel chairs clang together with a resounding clang. Matthew drops his chair, Shut Down drops his as well. Right hand from Matthew right hand from Shut
Down and these two aren’t holding anything back now. Boot from Matthew, European uppercut from Shut Down rocks Matthew back. Shut Down charges at Matthew,
he lifts a boot into the face of Shut Down and the man falls back on the table. Matthew climbs to the middle turnbuckle, but Chris dives from the top rope
sending Shut Down crashing through the table as well as himself. Not wanting to waste this oppurtunity, Matthew dives with a elbow smash through both men
on the canvas. Matthew holds at his forearm which has somehow gotten barbed wire entangled in his flesh. He lifts Chris Samsonite to his feet and tosses
him over to the side near Johnny Maverick. Maaverick with a low blow and Lacey with a spray to Quantum from the fire extinguisher sends him far into the
corner. Lacey charges with the fire extinguisher, using it like a clotheslining weapon, and sends Quantum over the top rope to the floor below.
JENNY JERSEY: Quantum has been eliminated; that leaves five teams remaining in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Who will walk out of this match with a shot?
COREY TAYLOR: Who will just walk out of here?
Johnny Maverick walks over to the nearly unconscious Chris Samsonite and pulls him to his feet. He pulls one of the empty beer bottles from the suitcase
and breaks it across Chris’ forehead slicing him open. Johnny sets up the unused chair in the match in a seating position before placing the remaining
beer bottles in the suitcase on the seat of the chair. He puts Chris up on the top turnbuckle and follows him upwards. He bell claps Chris before grabbing
his head in his hands and jumping backwards driving Chris’ face through the empty beer bottles and breaking the seat of the steel chair with his face.
Chris flops around for a moment before getting extremely still and motionless. Medical personnel rush down to the ring, but are powerless to enter into
the match. Matthew pulls Shut Down from the wreckage of the table where Lacey slams the fire extinguisher into the back of his skull in a swinging motion.
Shut Down stumbles forward into a belly to belly suplex that sends him crashing through the table leaning in the corner. That particular table shatters
into a million pieces upon impact and Matthew gets up smiling from the action. He turns around to be met with the swinging pendulum that is the fire extinguisher.
He ducks under the blow, but his skull is cracked on the backswing and he goes down. Johnny pulls Chris’ face out of the mess and shards of glass stick
to his face as blood literally pours in rivers down his face. Johnny has no trouble eliminating the unconscious Chris over the top rope and eliminating
him.
JENNY JERSEY: Chris Samsonite has been eliminated. Only four teams remain in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Did you see his face?
COREY TAYLOR: Don’t you mean what remains of it?
Matthew Kurtis rolls out of the ring and retrieves the two thumbtack covered bowling balls before rolling back into the ring. He kicks a clear path in front
of Shut Down before rolling a perfectly straight ball right into Shut Down’s crotch; Shut Down… yells out in pain.
ROB MARTINEZ: 7 – 10 split there.
COREY TAYLOR: That isn’t funny at all.
Shut Down tosses the ball to the outside just then, Matthew releases the spare ball that picks up that 7 – 10 split in a painful hurry. Shut Down tries
to remove this pain from in between his legs, but Lacey Gloria sprints around Matthew Kurtis with a baseball slide dropkick that sends the ball even further
into the gutter. Matthew laughs, but it is cut off by Johnny Maverick slamming the barbed wire covered baseball bat into Matthew’s skull. Matthew’s eyes
roll up into the back of his head and he falls down to the canvas in a heap. Johnny Maverick with another swing that connects with Lacey’s skull, this
time. For good measure, he slams the bat into Shut Down’s pain filled face and the carny turned wrestler, goes limp from the pain. Johnny Maverick stands
tall in the ring with the other four competitors lying there on the canvas.
COREY TAYLOR: See, my pick is standing tall.
ROB MARTINEZ: Which one of your picks?
COREY TAYLOR: My pick to win.
Johnny goes over to Shut Down and pulls the big man up to his feet and proceeds to eliminate him from the match and make his job that much easier. Lacey
digs through her case and pulls out a dinner fork, she pulls herself up to a vertical base. Leaping into the air, she drives the fork deep into Johnny
Maverick’s shoulder and the redneck hating wrestler screams out in pain as the fork digs into his flesh. Johnny turns around and Lacey drags another fork
down Johnny’s chest digging grooves into his skin from the pressure. Johnny is tring to remove the fork out of his shoulder, but it is just out of reach.
Shut Down is leaning on the ropes and pulls the fork out of Johnny’s shoulder, but slams it back into his flesh again repeatedly making Johnny look like
a bloody piece of meat. Matthew gets back up on the opposite side of the ring and Shut Down is there with a fork slamming it into Matthew’s chest bringing
a trickle of blood from the puncture wound. Johnny is still screaming from the pain as Lacey grabs his ankles and tosses him over the top rope and to the
floor. She turns around and is nailed in the throat with a clothesline from Shut Down which eliminates her over the top rope as well.
COREY TAYLOR: Damn!
ROB MARTINEZ: You can’t say that on television.
COREY TAYLOR: Just did, didn’t I?
JENNY JERSEY: Johnny Maverick and Lacey Gloria have been eliminated. The final two combatents remaining in the match are Shut Down and Matthew Kurtis!
Shut Down with a huge right hand sends Matthew stumbling backwards into the ropes. Shut Down with a clothesline sends Matthew nearly over the top, but Matthew
uses his weight to keep himself on the right side of the ropes. He leaps at Shut Down taking him down with a shoulder block. Matthew rolls over bringing
a kendo stick up with him, he swings downwards in a big arch breaking the stick with one blow over Shut Down’s head. The crowd is loving Matthew Kurtis
being on top in this match and are showing him the love he deserves. He picks Shut Down up throwing him towards the ropes. Matthew leaps with a Mafia kick,
but Shut Down ducks under the kick. Matthew is slammed down to the canvas on top of the shards of broken beer bottles with a spinebuster and Matthew grunts
from the glass digging into his flesh. He rolls over as Shut Down rolls up to his feet as well. Climbing through the ropes, Shut Down grabs an aluminum
trashcan fron ringside that is full of trash and tosses it inside of the squared circle; most of the trash actually remains inside. Shut Down tosses in
the metal walking cane and chain and rolls into the ring. Matthew is up, but his back is to Shut Down; he spins on his heels. Shut Down with the metal
walking cane to Matthew’s head sends him backwards. Kurtis hits the ropes, back body drop onto the top of the trashcan and it squashes into a pancake.
Shut Down mouths “damn” before trying to put the trashcan into its former shape. After he gets it somewhat resembling a trashcan, he places it over Matthew’s
head and swings the metal cane. Matthew ducks ramming forward taking Shut Down with online viagra a weird looking battering ram, but effective. Matthew removes the trashcan
canadian pharmacy safe and looks out to the crowd for some sort of approval.
COREY TAYLOR: Come on, no one wants to see you do anything.
ROB MARTINEZ: I would say that these fans beg to differ.
Matthew slams the can over Shut Down’s head before swinging the cane himself, it folds and Shut Down stumbles into the ropes blindly. Matthew spies the
chain and wraps it around his fist, about three feet hang down to the mat. Kurtis swings, the can dents even more and Shut Down begins to stumble even
more. Another right, another! Shut Down is still on his feet though, but mostly because he keeps bouncing into the ropes. Matthew drops the wrapped portion
of his chain, grabbing the hook on each end, he swings it like a pendulum. The chain connects with the exposed ribs of Shut Down and he stumbles into the
corner, another shot to the ribs, and a third. Matthew is going to town on this unfortunately blinded man, but he can’t seem to get the trashcan off of
his head. Matthew spins him around, lifting him to the top turnbuckle with a bit of effort. Wrapping his arms around his midsection, Matthew grunts and
Shut Down is slammed into the weapon strewn canvas with a top rope super belly to back superplex. Matthew rolls over onto his feet, hits the ropes, and
drops a leg onto the trashcan. He yanks Shut Down up to his feet and removes the trashcan from around his upper body. Shut Down slams a handful of ketchup
into Matthew’s face temporarily blinding him. Shutdown with a fork into Matthew’s cheek, he screams out in surprise and pain. Shut Down with a right hand,
another, and a third. Matthew is off guard and stumbling around still being blinded by the catch up. Shut Down whips Matthew into the ropes and Mack and
Trix pull down the top rope allowing the ketchup blinded Matthew to land on the floor.
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: Matthew Kurtis has been eliminated; winner…. Shut Down!
COREY TAYLOR: My pick wins!
ROB MARTINEZ: One of your many picks to win this match.
COREY TAYLOR: Do us all a favor and shut up.
Shut Down stares down at Young Money Mack and Young Money Trix on the floor as they begin to stomp and kick the crap out of Matthew Kurtis, who obviously
landed on his head. Over at the announce table, Corey Taylor is jumping up and down while clapping.
Jonothan stumbles from the back as Chad rushes down the aisleway to where Mack and Trix are at. Looking up, they notice the intrusion to their fun and quickly
make their way out through the crowd. Chad and Jonothan help Matthew up to his feet and the three walk backstage.

——–

June’s Match of the Month
Rex Caliber vs Shut Down American Anarchy 2009

JENNY JERSEY: Our next match is scheduled for one fall!
Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs pick their way through the speakers at as the crowd explodes with cheers for one of their favorite wrestlers. Through the
curtain , horseshoe in hand, is the lovable Cuzin Zeke.
JENNY JERSEY: The special guest referee for this match, from Turkey Cross Kentucky, he weighs in at two hundred and sixty-six pounds…. CUZIN ZEKE!
The Insane Clown Posse’s “Oddities” cues up. Through the curtain, with The Freak next to him, is Shut Down. There is a mix of booing and uncertainty from
the fans. He is wrestling one of their favorites but some aren’t quite ready to boo the biggest man in REBEL Pro history quite just yet.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the first competitor, from Anywhere and Everywhere, weighing in at three-hundred and fifty pounds… SHUT DOWN!

The Freak and Shut Down hand out adult related balloon animals, the parents in the crowd begin to boo their actions, but the teenagers in the crowd just laugh and begin sword fighting. Before the first second of “More Human Than Human” cues up, the fans are to their feet! “The Nexus One” emerges from the curtain, acknowledging the roar
of the crowd as he marches to the ring, his eyes fixed on his HUMUNGOUS opponent.
Just a few weeks ago, Rex Caliber took down the Bluegrass Badass. But this week he faces an even BIGGER opponent if it can be believed… Shut Down! Not
only that, but Shut Down is one-half of the number one contenders to the REBEL Pro tag team titles, so these two will likely meet soon for the straps!
They circle each other as Zeke tells them his instructions.

DING DING!

We’re underway. Shut Down explodes with a big knee to the gut. And forearm shots to the back of the first-ever REBEL Pro World Champion. Rex stands up,
blocks a punch. Blocks another. Fist to Shut Down. Another! Rex runs back off of the ropes, Shut Down with a Big Boot that he ducks underneath. Off of
the opposite ropes, big clothesline to Shut Down! No effect! Off of the ropes again. This time Shut Down ducks the clothesline. They lock-up and Shut Down
forces Rexy into the corner. Fist! Fist! Fist! Irish whips him across the ring and charges in… but Rexy is up and off the turnbuckle with a flying back
elbow that takes the big man down! Rex with a quick cover but to no avail. Rex locks in a headlock, trying to take the winds out of the sails of this much
bigger boat! It appears to work for a moment but Shut Down begins to climb to his feet. As he rises, he elbows Caliber in the gut once… twice… third time
is the charm! Shut Down off of the ropes but Caliber with a drop toe hold! The big man falls onto his face! Caliber grabs both of Shut Down’s legs… Double
Knee Stomp! This is same strategy he utilized in his match against the biggest Kurtis! It worked then so it makes sense to use it now!
Shut Down slowly gets to his feet only to be dropkicked down to the mat by Caliber! Another Double Knee Stomp! Shut Down has trouble standing while Rex
goes outside for the steel chair he promised! He swings it across the back of Shut Down as he attempts to stand… but Shut Down does not fall! He turns
around, Rexy swings it… caught by Shut Down! He cracks it over Rex’s head! He tosses it to the side, picks up Rex, whips him off of the ropes… catches
him a spinning sidewalk slam! And a cover!

ROB MARTINEZ: Shut Down with a cover.

COREY TAYLOR: And an easy victory.

ONE!

TWO!
NO DICE!
Shut Down is back up with Caliber in tow. Smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Again! Brings him across the ring… into another ‘buckle! Whips him from
one corner to the other… follows in with a huge splash! Rex staggers… right into a BIG scoop and slam! Shut Down seems to be waiting for Caliber to stand,
stalking his prey… Caliber up to his feet, Shut Down runs in with a huge big boot that nearly takes the Tag Team Champ’s head off! Cover!

ONE!

TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: That big dumb hick can’t even count to three and they are expecting him to be a referee?

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke is beloved by the fans.

Caliber is struggling to get to his feet. Before he gets the chance, Shut Down locks in his Full Nelson! He is using his massive arms to push down on Rex’s
neck which was already loosened by the Big Boot. This is his finishing maneuver and he knows just how to apply it to maximize the amount of pressure! Rex
gritting his teeth, telling Zeke there is no way he is going to submit. Rex battling his way to his feet, using the strength of his legs since his arms
are forced behind him by the maneuver. Finally his knees lock! He jumps backwards… backflip and lands behind Shut Down! Shut Down spins around, right into
an inverted atomic drop! Rex runs off of the ropes… Running Bulldog! Before Shut Down has a chance to get up, Rex hits him with a Springboard Spinning
Leg Drop! His training with The Show was reflected right there! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: Counting slow only moments before, the idiot counts extremely fast there.

ROB MARTINEZ: Make up your mind, can he count or can’t he?

Caliber gets to his feet. He’s going for that steel chair again! Shut Down slowly gets to his feet… Caliber clips his knee! And he brings the chair down
on his knee! Again! He puts the giant’s knee in the chair. Caliber goes outside the ropes to the corner of the apron. Rolling senton onto the CHAIR onto
the KNEE! Shut Down is screaming in pain holding his knee. Rex is holding his back; that move wasn’t without some sacrifice! Rex grabs the chair, yelling
for Shut Down to stand up, challenging him to stand eye-to-eye with him (or as much as possible, given the height difference.) Shut Down tries to stand
but is having trouble. Shut Down stands. Rex pulls back with the chair… but The Freak runs in the ring and steals the chair out of his hand! Rex chases
him for a second, which is just enough time for Shut Down to run in with a lariat to his back that sends him down! Shut Down now stomping on Rex with his
bad leg, standing on his one remaining good one. He picks Rex up, hobbling a bit, but able to do so. Hoists him up… Gorilla Press! He holds him up high
even though he is only standing on ONE leg! And he DROPS him! Rex hits the mat hard!
Now Shut Down is picking him up again. Same position! He holds him up high, walks towards the ropes… and throws REX CALIBER into the CROWD!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

COREY TAYLOR: Did you see the power of Shut Down there?

ROB MARTINEZ: Yeah, Rex flew fifteen feet.

The fans are patting Rex on his back, helping him to stand, encouraging him to get back in the ring. He makes his way through the crowd, grabbing a steel
chair on his way! Shut Down grabs the chair in the ring. They stand mid-ring, their chairs in their hands. CLASH! They begin swinging their chairs at each
other, parrying back and forth, neither able to get the other one. Rex ducks a chairshot, he jabs his into the gut of Shut Down! Again! Shut Down doubles
over. Rex off of the ropes… running chair shot! Off of the other ropes… a second and Shut Down FINALLY goes down! Rex holds his chair in the air to the
cheers of the fans! He drops the chair and waits for Shut Down to get to his feet. Shut Down struggles but manages to get up. Rex gets behind him, hooks
him… Release German Suplex to the BIG MAN! Cover!

ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: Another fast count from Zeke.

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke is not counting slow, he is counting fairly.

Rex pulls Shut Down up. He’s dragging him towards the turnbuckle. He tries to get the big man up on the turnbuckle! He’s going for Total Annihilation on
the three-hundred and fifty pounder! Shut Down with big back elbows! A big headbutt to Rex! Seizes him by the throat… Double-Handed Choke Bomb on Rex Caliber!
Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: Are you honestly going to tell me that you cannot tell a difference in the way he is counting slow each time Shut Down is covering Rex?

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t see a difference.

COREY TAYLOR: The idiot can’t count right, I mean he goes after the tag belts instead of the World Title.

ROB MARTINEZ: And Mikey is distraught about being chosen as Zeke’s partner.

Shut Down gets up, holding Rex in tow. Irish whips him… Running Spear to Rex! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: I can understand, would you want to team with Zeke?

ROB MARTINEZ: I’d be honored.

Shut Down looks like he has yet to face anyone as tough as Rex Caliber in his young wrestling career! He locks in the Full Nelson, again trying to make
the Nexus One submit! Zeke is checking on Rex, asking him if he wants to submit but he is shaking his head no! Rex battles up to his feet. Back kick to
Shut Down but he keeps the Full Nelson locked in! Another! A third! But it takes a fourth to break it! Rex drops out of it, grabs a chair from the mat
and jumps up and nails Shut Down with it! AGAIN! Shut Down falls to the ground. Now he’s… he’s locking in the Rings of Rex! On the big man! On SHUT DOWN!
Zeke goes down to see if Shut Down is going to tap out. Shut Down is shaking his head no, saying no, but how long can he stand the pain?
Mikey Massacre runs down to ringside, his barbed-wire wrapped 2×4 in his hand!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Zeke jumps up to stop Mikey from entering the ring, yelling at him to leave. Mikey gives him the middle finger, runs past him… swings it right at Caliber’s
head! Caliber falls to the ground! Shut Down begins to sit up… and he feels the 2×4! Zeke rips the 2×4 out of Mikey’s hand. They are hollering at each
other!

ZEKE: I don’t want to have to hit my tag team partner, but I will if I have to!

MIKEY: Go ahead, Zeke! Go ahead! Do it! Do it!

Zeke raises his arm… but spins around and clubs the rising Caliber with the 2×4! The same for Shut Down! Mikey and Zeke give middle fingers to the crowd
and laugh at them!

ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT!

Mikey grabs the 2×4. Zeke is going up top of one turnbuckle. Mikey is going on top of the other! Simultaneous splashes: Mikey’s Sellout with the 2×4 to
Caliber and Zeke’s Mudpuddle to Shut Down!
The two raise their arms in the air then leave the ring to massive booing. Caliber and Shut Down are not moving and there is no referee… what is to happen
to this match? REBEL Pro is no-disqualification, and besides, BOTH were attacked. Dale MacDonald runs to the ring and checks on both men. They are now
slowly stirring. He says something to Jenny Jersey.

JENNY JERSEY: Dale MacDonald has ruled… that the match WILL CONTINUE!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Damn that Zeke!

COREY TAYLOR: Zeke is the man!

ROB MARTINEZ: How can you say that after all the bad things you had to say?

COREY TAYLOR: You definitely need to clean out your ears, you didn’t hear me say anything bad about one of the most brilliant men in Rebel Pro history.

Both Caliber and Shut Down are down, perhaps neither aware of what MacDonald’s ruling was. Caliber is the first to stir, differenza tra viagra e cialis then Shut Down. They are across
the ring from each other, using their respective ropes to slowly climb to their feet. They get up at the same time and turn around to look into each other’s
eyes. Then they charge across the ring at each other. A collar-and-elbow! They struggle back and forth. Finally Shut Down powers through with a side headlock.
But Rex gets behind him… belly-to-back suplex!

REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX!

Both men are out of it. That move took everything out of both competitors. Slowly they both stir and get to their feet. Rex runs at Shut Down… kick to
Rex’s gut! Shut Down with a right hand! And he seizes Rex’s throat with both hands. It’s time for another Two-handed Choke Bomb! No! Rex elbows out of
it! Rex with a roaring elbow! Another! A third! Shut Down is wavering. Rex runs off of the ropes… right into a Big Boot from the big man! Shut Down stalks
Rexy. He picks him up. Power bomb! NO! He gets him up but Rex reverses into a HUGE DDT! Shut Down’s skull hits the mat then he flips over, shaking the
entire ring!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

Both men slowly getting to their feet. Caliber up first. And he grabs a steel chair. He unfolds it and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Now he’s walking
over to Shut Down. He HOISTS HIM UP! REX HAS THE LARGEST MAN IN REBEL PRO HISTORY UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

COREY TAYLOR: Can anyone say… RRROOIIDS?

ROB MARTINEZ: I happen to know Rex and that is pure hard work paying off there.

DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the OPEN CHAIR!
And a CEREMONIAL COVER!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

COREY TAYLOR: DAMN!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was a hard fought match.

A hard-fought contest between both men interrupted by Zeke and Mikey and then a second hard-fought contest to declare a winner!

JENNY JERSEY: And your winner… “THE NEXUS ONE” REX CALIBER

The fans are to their feet, cheering on their arguably favorite superstar in REBEL’s storied history! He nods at Shut Down, showing him a sign of respect
as The Freak helps the big man to his feet.

The crowd begins to boo as Young Money’s Jer$ey, Mack, and Trix make their way through the curtain to stand at the beginning of the entrance way; Shut Down and The Freak stand there along side Rex.

*WHAM!* Rex is leveled with a steel chair and is out cold in the ring. Shut Down and The Freak turn to find Bubba J standing there with a steel chair in hand. He shoots the two a bird, *WHAM!* The Freak and Shut Down are nailed with identical golden baseball bats and are unconscious inside the ring. Young Money is standing tall inside the ring along with Bubba J.

COREY TAYLOR: These four have been seen together recently on the airwaves.

ROB MARTINEZ: That son of a bitch always has to attack from behind!

Bubba J motions to Jer$ey’s black case and the head honcho of Young Money hands it over to Bubba J, who promptly opens it up to reveal a propane torch and a metal iron in the shape of two “R”s back to back. Bubba J begins to laugh as he stomps on the back of Rex’s head to keep him down. Mack tosses him a lighter and the Ragin Redneck flicks the ligheter and the torch is brought into existence. He motions to Trix and Mack to hold Rex still, as he heats up the branding iron.

ROB MARTINEZ: He can’t do this, someone help!

COREY TAYLOR: Rex wants tattoos, Bubba J is going to give him one.

Bubba J begins to laugh wildly, a bit like Inferno, as the iron is red hot now. The crowd is chanting.

“Show! Show! Show!”

But no Chad Kurtis is coming out, Mack and Trix hold Rex as Bubba J makes sure the iron is red hot. He motions for them to hold his arm out, the forearm specifically.

“SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!”

Still no Chad Kurtis! Rex awakes with a scream as the sound of his flesh sizzling and the red hot iron is forced into his skin. Trickles of smoke rise up from the skin as Bubba J forces the iron down further into the flesh there. Trix and Mack drop Rex to the ground and he rolls around in agony as Bubba J drops the iron. Mack and Trix walk over to where Bubba J is standing and rais their hands up for a high five.
ROB MARTINEZ: This is just sick!

COREY TAYLOR: Beautiful Bubba J tat for Rex to add to his collection.

TRAILER PARK TRASH! Trix is down.

TRAILER PARK TRASH! And Mack is down!

Bubba J turns to find a shocked Jer$ey standing there, he shrugs his shoulders and another Trailer Park Trash for him as well. Bubba J looks up and sees Vincent Black standing there clapping his hands with a double thumbs up. Bubba J throws him a thumbs up before throwing a double finger to the crowd.

ROB MARTINEZ: What in the hell?

COREY TAYLOR: You can’t trust someone like Bubba J at all, Young Money has just learned that lesson.

ROB MARTINEZ: But Vincent trusts him.

COREY TAYLOR: Brilliant minds think alike Rob, which is why you are not as good as me.

ROB MARTINEZ: Folks, stay tuned because we have a special just recorded for your viewing pleasure.

——–

July’s Match of the Month
The Freak vs Young Money Jer$ey-Fire on the Mountain

“Go Hard” by DJ Khaled, Kayne West & T-Pain hits the speakers as Jer$ey walks out from behind the curtain followed closely by the current REBEL Pro World
Champion, Young Money Mack. The Young Money crew looks like they mean business as Jer$ey ascends into the ring.
Jenny Jersey: The following is an Aerial Assault second round match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by REBEL Pro World Heavy
Weight Champion, Young Money Mack, from Patterson, New Jersey, weighing in at two-hundred twenty pounds, representing New Alberta Pro Wrestling, Young
Money Jer$ey!
Jer$ey is looking somewhat confused as the fans here at REBEL Pro are actually giving him a warm reaction.
Rob Martinez: Jer$ey is clearly not used to being liked by the fans, but it’s to be expected considering he’s never shown the fans any love.
Corey Taylor: Well the REBEL Pro fans feel sorry for the poor guy. His boyfriend just dumped him for Mikey Massacre.
“Oddities” by ICP cues up and the crowd explodes with cheers as The Freak and Shut Down start their trek to the ring. Shut Down has a couple of extra large
bags slung over his shoulder, which are undoubtedly filled with more perverse toys for the crowd.
Jenny Jersey: And his opponent, being accompanied by Shut Down, from Anywhere and Everywhere, weighing in tonight at one-hundred eighty pounds, The Freak!
The Freak Show stops on their way to the ring to start handing out the gifts to this capacity crowd.
Rob Martinez: What are they giving out today?
Corey Taylor: What do you care? It’s not like they ever share with us.
Rob Martinez: My, my, Rob, are you jealous?
Corey Taylor: I really wanted a Mark Zout doll.
Shut Down and The Freak begin to pull out… Pimped Out Cabbage Patch Dolls? The fans are loving the gifts as The Freak back flips into the ring. Mack and
Shut Down take their places out side of ring as Jer$ey and Freak stand toe to toe in side the squared circle. Referee Alan Stone calls for the bell to
get this match started. Ding ding ding
Jer$ey hits the Freak with a quick jab, another, one more followed by a hay maker that sends The Freak to the ground.
Rob Martinez: And Jer$ey beating the faster Freak to the punch. The man has something to prove here tonight.
Corey Taylor: Looks like he’s not happy about being left out of the gift giving either.
The Freak is getting back to his feet. Clothesline from Jer$ey sends him right back down. Jer$ey starts laying boots to the back and neck of The Freak.
An elbow drop to Freaks back followed by more kicks. Jer$ey grabs Freaks head and starts to pull up the smaller man to his feet. A Quick Small Package
by The Freak.
One!
Two!
Kick Out by Jer$ey as both men rise to their feet. Jer$ey throws a jab, ducked by Freak who answers with a round house which is dodged by Jer$ey. Both men
staring daggers at each other as they nod in respect. The two combatants move in for a collar and elbow tie up, Jer$ey lands a quick kick to Freaks knee
and throws a headlock on his opponent. Holy Crap, The Freak just countered a side headlock with a wrap around head scissors.
Corey Taylor: No human should be that flexible, he must be cheating.
Rob Martinez: Do you ever listen to yourself, or do just open your mouth and see what comes out?
Jer$ey gets back to his feet just in time to be nailed by a spinning heel kick by The Freak that sends him to the outside. Mack rushes over to help out
his Young Money partner. The Freak comes flying over the rope with a corkscrew suicide plancha, Caught by Mack! The big man rams Freak back first into
the ring apron before Shut Down can get there to help his partner. Jer$ey rolls Freak into the ring and slides in after him. Jer$ey has something in his
hand as he goes for a vicious right hand to Freaks skull. The Freak goes down hard as Jer$ey connects with the Golden Sweets.
Corey Taylor: That’s it Jer$ey’s moving on to the semi finals of the aerial assault tournament!
Rob Martinez: It’s simply academic at this point as Jer$ey goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Three…No! The Freak rolls his shoulder up just as Stone’s hand was going to hit the mat for the third time. Jer$ey is in shock, how did The Freak get
his shoulder up? However Jer$ey doesn’t dwell on it for to long as he picks up The Freak and hit him with a devastating back-breaker. Jer$ey calls for
Mack to toss him a chair but Shut Down delivers a Running Big Boot to the REBEL Pro Champion as he bent over to grab the chair for Jer$ey. Shut Down motions
for Jer$ey come on down and get the chair himself if he wants it. This proves to be just the distraction Freak need to recover enough to roll over Jer$ey
up with a school boy pin. An easy kick out by Jer$ey before the one count over the shelf viagra and both men are back on their feet. Jer$ey runs at Freak going for a clothesline,
Freak ducks under and sweeps Jer$ey’s feet from under him. Freak runs to the ropes, into a springing hand stand flip… INTO A STANDING CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!
Corey Taylor: Holy shit, did you see that! Freak must have jumped twelve-fifteen feet in the air!
Rob Martinez: Well it wasn’t quite that high but a very impressive feat by the former World Tag Team Champion.
The crowd also very impressed with that awesome display of athleticism by The Freak as they erupt into applause. The Freak stays on top of Jer$ey for the
cover.
One!
Two… No Jer$ey kicks out before the two count.
Freak is not wasting any time to press his advantage as he goes to top rope for a shooting star press. He lands it and here’s the cover.
One!
Two!
And another kick out at two. Freak picks up Jer$ey and Irish Whip into the turnbuckle, no reversed, and Freak with the Whisper in the Wind to Jer$ey. Freak
heads out of the ring to where Shut Down is still holding the chair he took from Mack. Freak takes the chair and slides back into the ring. He lays the
chair across the chest of Jer$ey, hits the ropes, and lands a Rolling Thunder Senton to the chair as Jer$ey just gets out of the way. The Freak is hurting
from landing on that steal chair with the small of the back. Jer$ey grabs the chair and hammers The Freak’s knee, and again a shot to Freak’s knee. Jer$ey
now folds the chair onto his prone opponent’s ankle and climbs to the second rope, A DOUBLE STOMP ON TO THE CHAIR! The Freak’s leg has got to be broken!
Jer$ey lifts The Freak up to a vertical base and delivers knee breaker to former Carney. Jer$ey lifts him up for another one but Freak rolls it into a
sunset flip!
One!
And thats all he gets. Jer$ey is on his feet and begins to stomp on The Freak’s injured leg. Jer$ey grabs hold of the leg again and drives it into the canvas.
Jer$ey heads to the top rope… and comes down hard to the outside as The Freak throws himself against the ropes. Mack quickly goes to the aid of Jer$ey
as The Freak is trying to work out his leg, without much success as he can’t seem to put any pressure on it. Jer$ey is slow to get back to his feet as
Shut Down comes around the corner. Mack puts himself between him and The Monster from the Midway. Shut Down just stares down at Mack as Jer$ey starts to
dig under the ring apron and pulls out a table that’s been pre-wrapped in barbed wire.
Rob Martinez: This is not going to end well for someone.
Corey Taylor: At least the fans will love it, and if we’re lucky we’ll be seeing the end of one of these men’s career.
Rob Martinez: That is possibly the worst thing I’ve ever heard you say.
Jer$ey sets the table up on the outside of the ring before rolling back in. He heads over to The Freak and gets nailed with a standing enziguri who seems
to have been paying a bit of possum in regards to is knee. Shut Down goes after Mack… but he doesn’t have to! Mack is leaving! Where is he going? Jer$ey
is yelling at him, asking him where he is going. Mack turns around…
…AND GIVES JER$EY THE FINGER! Jer$ey is in disbelief! MACK LEAVES!
Corey Taylor: What is that coward doing?
Rob Martinez: EVERYONE has left the side of Jer$ey! He is so obnoxious he can’t keep ANY friends!
Shut Down now races to the to the curtain area and comes back with a twenty-five foot ladder. He slides it into the ring as The Freak nails Jer$ey with
a devastating Round House to the temple as Jer$ey looked on as Mack walked through the curtains. The Freak Rolls Jer$ey on to the table as Shut Down sets
the ladder up in the middle of the ring and stars climbing to the top.
Corey Taylor: What the hell is Shut Down planning?
Rob Martinez: I don’t know but I’m beginning to think you were right about it being somebody’s last match.
With Jer$ey in place on the barbed wire covered table and Shut Down perched top of the ladder The Freak BEGINS TO CLIMB THE LADDER AND ON TO SHUT DOWN SHOULDERS.
SIGHT UNSEEN FROM OVER THIRTY-FIVE FEET IN THE AIR RIGHT ON TO JER$EY!
EVERYONE IN THE ARENA: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Rob Martinez: Dear God He Killed Him! As God As My Witness Jer$ey Is Dead!
Corey Taylor: I think The Freak might be to! I don’t think either one could’ve survived that.
Shut Down heads toward the tangled mess of broken table, barbed wire, and human flesh and picks up both Jer$ey and The Freak. Shut Down gently rolls both
men into the ring and goes and grabs a beer from one of the fans, steps into the ring and pours the beer over Freaks head in an effort to revive his fallen
comrade. It seems to be working as The Freak begins to stir and try to pull himself up using the ropes. Once Shut Down sees that The Freak is moving again
he exits the ring as The Freak drags him self to Jer$ey’s broken carcass. Freak slings his arm over Jer$ey.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, ding, ding!
Jenny Jersey: And here is your winner… The Freak!
Rob Martinez: Please god let Jer$ey have survived that. He’s still not moving.
Corey Taylor: That was the most awesome Swanton Bomb in the history of the universe!
Rob Martinez: Thank goodness, well it looks like The Freak is moving on to the semi-finals of Aerial Assault 2009. But what does this mean for Mack and
Jer$ey and Young Money?
Jer$ey manages to get to his feet, still looking confused as Shut Down is helping The Freak. All three of them make their way to the back as the crowd gives
them a standing ovation… Jer$ey isn’t so much walking with them as walking in a cold stone sober manner, due to Mack’s betrayal, his loss or a comboination
of the two!

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August Match of the Month #1
“Incredible” Mack(©) vs Mikey Massacre Cage the Rage

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with no time limit and is for the Rebel Pro World Championship… Introducing first the challenger.
Boos rain down as “Heavy Metal Machine” hits the speakers and Mikey Massacre walks from the back. He looks to the crowd with distaste and mouths that they
made him do this, it is their fault.
JENNY JERSEY: He stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, from Albuquerque New Mexico…. representing FTC… MIKEY
MASSACRE!
The boos don’t change just because he is from Albuquerque, and they especially don’t change because he is representing FTC, but they do change when “Boom
Boom” hits the speakers and from the back, Rebel Pro World Championship over his shoulder, comes Mack.
JENNY JERSEY: He stands at six feet eight inches and weighs in at two hundred and eighty-five pounds, from Patterson New Jersey, he is your Rebel Pro World
Champion… He is Incredible, he is…. MACK!
Mack slaps the hands of the outstretched fans’ arms cialis online cost as he makes his way to the ring; his eyes never leaving Mikey Massacre’s face. He walks up the steps
and into the ring, the door is shut and padlocked on the outside.
DING DING
Inside the barbed wire wrapped cage, both Mikey and Mack circle each other in anticipation of the lock up. The crowd is hushed waiting for Mack to destroy
the former fan favorite in Mikey Massacre. Rob and Corey sit silent on the headset waiting; Dale McDonald steps back, he has a feeling something is fixing
to happen. Double leg takedown by Mikey who is up with an elbow drop to Mack’s forehead. Mikey pulls Mack up, whip into the ropes, Mack reverses and sends
Mikey in the ropes with a reversal. Mack with a big boot sends Mikey into the cage and some flesh is torn quickly here in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: The first to bleed here is Mikey.
COREY TAYLOR: He has bled for this company more than once in his career.
Mack slams a forearm into Mikey’s skull with enough force to send Mikey back into the ropes, Mack drags Mikey’s skull across the barbed wire so that the
back of his head is ripped open. Mikey with a thumb to the eyes stops this saddistic assault and a kick to the shin followed by a DDT sends Mack down to
the canvas. Mikey looks to the door, but pulls Mack up instead, he shoves the big man into the corner, knife edge chop, but the crowd will not “Wooo” for
this man, only boo his tactics. Mikey climbs the turnbuckles and delivers right hands.
One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Ten! Mikey spits on his palm and slaps the taste out of Mack’s mouth before monkey
flipping him out of the corner. Mikey climbs to the top turnbuckle, he dives with a Macho Man style elbow… canvas is all he catches. Mack rolls out of
the way and with Mikey’s spit glistening on his cheek picks up the former tag team champion, right to the face, boot to the gut, lifting Mikey up… side
slam to the canvas on his face. Mack rolls him over, but makes no attempt at a pin this early in the match. Mack hits the ropes, big time Hogan leg drop
across Mikey’s face as fresh spatters of blood are covering the canvas from the back of Mikey’s head. Mack lifts Mikey up, draping his throat over the
top rope, he delivers a massive forearm to the back of Mikey’s bloody skull driving his throat across the ropes. Another forearm and a elbow for good measure.
Mikey with a back elbow and a mule kick to Mack’s most sensitive area stops the onslaught. Mikey with a European uppercut, following it with a facerake
to redden the eyes of Mack even further. Mikey dives with a shoulder tackle taking Mack down to the canvas where the current Rebel Pro World champion is
pummeled with rights and lefts for his offensive series earlier. Mikey pulls him up to his feet, he drags Mack’s face across the barbed wire, ripping flesh
and causing rivers of blood to creep down Mack’s face for his efforts. Mikey slams Mack’s head into the wire, looks at his handy work for a moment, admiring,
before shaking his head and slamming it into the wire once more. Mikey with a elbow backs Mack into the corner, Mikey with a series of toe kicks to Mack’s
ribs. Mikey with vicious lefts and right fists to the ribs of Mack as well, he seems to have found a body part and is intent on working it. Mack slumps
down into the corner, Mikey stomps on the left leg of Mack before wrapping it into a standing leglock, Mikey is going to work over the left leg and ribs
of Mack. Mack with a right hand to Mikey’s gut stops the leg lock, another sends him back as Mack pulls himself up to a vertical base.
ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey looking to take Mack out here, but Mack not letting it happen.
COREY TAYLOR: That is one of the stupidest things I think I’ve ever heard you say. Of course Mack isn’t just going to let it happen.
Mack scoops Mikey onto his shoulders, and with a running start slams him head first into the wire, Mikey shoves back from the wire to fall behind Mack.
Mikey with a rear waistlock, grunt, and a German suplex sends the big man crashing down to the canvas on his neck. Mikey grabs the left ankle of Mack and
viciously stomps away at the side of the knee before crossing his ankles over Mack’s knee, and falling back to the canvas as he pushes upwards on the ankle.
Mack sits up and grunts in pain, his eyes open wide, he reaches for Mikey, but the illussive Massacre is just out of reach; Mack rolls over and Mikey is
forced to break the hold because he can no longer hold the position. Mikey is up quickly, but not quick enough as Mack shoves up to his feet and bulldogs
Mikey down to the canvas. Mack up again, not putting all of his weight on that left leg, but just enough to balance himself, right to Mikey’s face and
a shove backwards into the corner. Mack grunts as he delivers right hand after right hand into Mikey’s ribs, Mikey grunts from the pain. The sound of Mack’s
fist connecting with flesh is barely heard over the roar of the crowd. Mack lifts Mikey up to the top turnbuckle, hooks the head and the leg part of Mikey’s
wrestling outfit.Mikey is up… and down crashing on his back in the center of the ring thanks to that top rope superplex, Mack holds at his left leg,
but manages to make the cover.
One… Two… Thr.
COREY TAYLOR: Mikey able to kick out after that illegal move from Mack.
ROB MARTINEZ: I often wonder where Mr. Gordon found you…
COREY TAYLOR: I know, because I am so much more talented than yourself.
Mack pulls Mikey back up, knowing something special has to be done to defeat Mikey, he knows how tough this FTC member is. Mikey with a right hand, but
Mack shoves him into the corner and follows in with a body splash, Mikey lifts the feet into Mack’s face. The feet slam into Mack’s mouth and now Mack
is bleeding here in this match. Mikey dives from the middle turnbuckle with a flying right fist slamming it into Mack’s already busted mouth. Grabbing
him, he twists and sends him down to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker, but Mikey doesn’t go for a pin, instead he intends on doing some major damage.
Mikey hits the ropes, baseball slide into Mack’s ribs, Mikey jumps over, baseball slide into the other side of Mack’s ribs and now Mikey is laughing at
the fallen World Champion. He pulls Mack up to his feet, wrapping his leg into the ropes, he pulls on the ankle and Mack can be heard groaning from the
pain on his left knee and Mikey can be heard grunting from the effort of pulling on the ankle. Mack with a side shot sends Mikey stumbling to the left.
He limps in pursuit of Mikey. Mack with a big right, and a massive forearm shot sends Mikey weaving into the corner. Mack with a vicious right to the gut,
a stiff right knee lift into Mikey’s midsection and a perfect looking European uppercut stands Mikey vertically in the corner. Mack backs up for another
running splash he charges, but Mikey dives to the right spearing Mack’s injured left leg, Mack flips over Mikey with a grunt of pain. Mikey pulls Mack
from the corner to the center of the ring, he locks both of Mack’s legs into a figure four with his arms and turns him into a Texas cloverleaf submission
hold. Mack grunts in pain and reaches for the ropes, sweat is pouring from Mack’s forehead, but Mikey just sits back on the hold, adding pressure to the
ribs of Mack as well. Mack is in the ropes, but Mikey does not have to break the hold because there is no disqualification here

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doesn’t break the hold instead he is intent on breaking Mack. Dale McDonald is down in Mack’s face, a glazed look in Mack’s eyes, he holds the arm up once
and it falls. He holds it up a second time and it falls. Mikey is sweating what appears to be blood in his concentration but it is actually blood from
the back of his skull, Mikey nearly has Mack bent over backwards from the hold. Dale holds the arm up again and it hangs there for a moment and the crowd
is on their feet, but it was only a bit of hope in the crowd’s eyes as the arm falls to land limply on the mat. Dale signals for the bell immediately.
COREY TAYLOR: Mikey has won his first World Title!
ROB MARTINEZ: The son of a b*bleep* did it.
Dale McDonald gets in Mikey’s face and tells him to break the hold, but Mikey refuses, Dale McDonald says that he will reverse his decision if Mikey doesn’t
break the hold and Mikey drops the Texas cloverleaf and demands to get his title.
JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, winner of the match and NEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro World champion… Mikey Massacre!
Mikey stands in the center of the ring where Dale McDonald hands him his newly won World Championship, Mikey looks down at it before raising his head to
smirk at the crowd. Referee Dale McDonald is helping Mack out of the ring when Mikey taps the former champ on the shoulder, Mack turns around ready to
come to blows again, he has no weight on his left leg what so ever. Mikey sticks out his right hand, Mack looks like he isn’t going to believe him, Mikey
decks him with the World title before Mack can make a decision. Mikey begins to work over the left leg of Mack and here comes Zeke along with Vincent on
crutches. Zeke has a pair of bolt cutters and both get inside the cage and here comes the Rebel All-Stars, but Black puts on a pad lock, it hanging from
inside the cage.
ROB MARTINEZ: Ah come on, the match is over, this is ridiculous.
COREY TAYLOR: The Show injured Vincent last week and now FTC is getting a bit of revenge, one good turn deserves another.
Referee Dale McDonald is trying to prevent this from going on, but a swing from a lucky horse shoe by Vincent sends him down to the canvas in a crumpled
and bloody heap. Zeke and Black take turns on either side of Mack swinging their individual weapons to the injured ribs of Mack. The Rebel All-Stars are
powerless to do anything but all of a sudden here comes Shut Down from the back, having left momentarily, and he is carrying a pair of bolt cutters. FTC
just laugh because the lock is on the inside, but there goes Chad Kurtis to climb the cage, he is wearing gloves and moving quickly. There goes the Freak
with the bolt cutters in hand. FTC are still laughing at what is going on with the Rebel All-Stars. Chad leaps from the top of the cage with a crossbody,
Freak with a missile dropkick takes out Mikey and Black. Freak cuts the bolt.
ROB MARTINEZ: Finally!
COREY TAYLOR: Come on Vincent is an injured man!
Zeke with a swinging horse shoe takes out Freak, Black with the crutch takes out Kurtis,Mikey dives with the championship taking out Shut Down as he walks
into the cage. Both Zeke and Mikey lift Black’s weight onto their shoulder and hurry out of the cage, leaving the maylay there as the fans boo their action.
But each has a one finger salute for the fans as they leave through the curtain.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well, Mack may have lost the Championship, Kurtis may have lost the Carolinas Championship, and FTC may have gotten the last laugh here tonight…
COREY TAYLOR: Because they are the best and it is high damn time you realize that Rob.
ROB MARTINEZ: But… the war is far from over. This battle goes to FTC, but the war folks… is far from over.
COREY TAYLOR: Sentimentalist, think you’ve got to be a fan favorite… brown noser.
ROB MARTINEZ: For Rebel Pro, this has been Corey Taylor and I am Rob Martinez… signing off for Cage the Rage.

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August Match of the Month #2
Jonas Brothers(©) vs Freak Show -Cage the Rage

Before Jenny gets the first word out ICP’s Oddities causes the fans to go wild.
JENNY: The following Barbed Wire Steel Cage match is for the REBEL World Tag Team Championship, introducing first the challengers weighing a combined 500
pounds…The Freak and Shutdown….THE FREAK SHOW!
Fans are waving their arms like they just don’t care as the popular challengers make their way down to the ring but some fans are getting presents from
the Freak Show?
ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like the fans love the challengers here tonight and the Freak and Shutdown are returning that love by handing out what appear to
be actions figures to the crowd. I’m not sure what the significance of that is but the lucky fans that get seem to like the action figures.
COREY TAYLOR: DOLLS! They’re dolls Martinez. The Freak and his mental midget of a tag team partner are playing with dolls and the inbred idiots in the
crowd are clamoring for the stupid dolls. Probably the only Barbie’s these hicks have ever seen that has all her clothes and without matted or missing
hair.
The Freak tosses a couple of the dolls to the announcers, Martinez catches them as Taylor ducks.
COREY TAYLOR: Did you see that? The Freak just assaulted us. I’ll generic viagra review sue him just as soon as my lawyer stops chasing ambulances and answers his phone.
ROB MARTINEZ: He didn’t assault us; he just tossed a couple of the dolls…
COREY TAYLOR: So you admit they’re dolls?
ROB MARTINEZ: Like I was saying he just tossed us what he and Shutdown had been tossing to the crowd. And it looks like they were giving out Disney Jonas
Brother figures customized to look like Jim and Tommy Jonas. The fans are loving them.
COREY TAYLOR: It’s a travesty not only is the Freak Show insulting our World Tag Team Champs but also one of the greatest rock bands in the world. If I
don’t sue I’m guessing Disney will.
ROB MARTINEZ: One of the greatest rock bands in the world? I’m guessing you have a poster of Hannah Montana in your dressing room too?
COREY TAYLOR: I don’t even like Hannah Montana but Selena Gomez; now that little witch could cast on spell on me any day. I’d drink her bathwater.
ROB MARTINEZ: You’re one sick man.
COREY TAYLOR: What? Tell me you wouldn’t tap that.
Before Martinez can respond “Everyone I Went to High School with Is Dead” starts to play and is immediately drowned out by loud boos and jeering as the
REBEL World Tag Team Champs make their way down to the caged ring. Noticeable by her absence is Edna Glickman.
ROB MARTINEZ: I’d never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad the Jonas Brothers are coming.
JENNY: Now introducing the REBEL World Tag Team Champions weighing a combined total of 466 pounds Jim and Tommy…The Jonas Brothers!
The fans loudly and excitedly let the champs know that they don’t like them. The Jonas Brothers waste little time letting the fans know that the feeling
is mutual. Jim rips the dolls out of several fans hands and breaks them in two. Jimmy grabs up a couple and slings them toward the ring area almost striking
Jenny Jersey. The Freak Show stares down at the champs from inside the cage as the Jonas Brothers intentionally take their own sweet time to getting into
the ring. Finally the champs lay their belts on the announce table climb into the cage and the door is slammed shut and the champs look back at the door
as the challengers jump on them as the bell rings.
DING DING
The Freak Show quickly take control of the match. The Jonas Brothers seem to be in trouble early as somehow Tommy has found himself squared off with Shutdown
and the results are what you would expect as Shutdown is making good use of his 160 pound weight advantage and tossing Tommy around like he was one of
the dolls he and his brother were handing out earlier. The Freak Show’s giant snatches the younger Jonas brother up in a gorilla press slam…no wait!
Shutdown has Tommy up in the Gorilla Press position but instead of slamming him down to the mat he throws him into the cage. Tommy bounces off the cage
which of course doesn’t give and lands hard on the mat and appears to be busted open.
COREY TAYLOR: Well that didn’t take long. It’s just too bad it wasn’t one of the Freak Show that was busted open. Oh well at least the match is getting
good now.
ROB MARTINEZ: You actually like the fact that all four of these men are likely to bleed tonight? I’m not squeamish but these are human beings we’re talking
about.
COREY TAYLOR: Are you sure that the Freak and Shutdown are human?
ROB MARTINEZ: Oh brother!
Back in the ring while Shutdown continues to dominate Tommy, Jim Jonas is using his own nearly 100 pound weight advantage to manhandle the Freak. Jim has
the Freak in position for his Face-First Piledriver but instead of driving him into the mat, he runs the Freak into the cage and busts him open so now
a member of both teams are bleeding. Jim gains his feet and turns just in time to see Shutdown devastate his brother with a Two-Handed Chokebomb. Shutdown
covers Tommy and the referee, who until now had been merely window dressing, starts the count. The ref barely counts to two before Jim starts stomping
on the back of Shutdown’s head but while it breaks up the count it seems to only anger the giant. The two of them start to trade punches and it doesn’t
take long for Shutdown to get the advantage. While the bigger member of each team is slugging it out the Freak moves in on Tommy intending to pick up the
pieces left after Shutdown’s assault. With Tommy still on the mat the Freak unleashes Rolling Thunder on the younger Jonas. Then with Tommy still down,
the Freak goes to the corner where Shutdown is driving shoulders into Jim’s gut and runs up his partner’s back and slams into Jim Jonas with a spinning
heel kick. As Shutdown holds Jim up in the corner, the Freak grabs hold of some of the barbed wire surrounding the cage and ignoring the blood pouring
from his head and now his hand he helps wrap Jim in the corner with the wire. Tommy regains his feet and jumps the Freak from the back and the two of them
trade moves back and forth. Tommy nails the Freak with dropkick but as both men make it to their feet, the Freak counters with with his Rush punch and
kick combo. Tommy counters with a Russian LegSweep. While the Freak is down Tommy executes his Somersault Senton and goes for a cover but the Freak kicks
out at two. Meanwhile Shutdown is brutalizing the bound Jim Jonas with splashes, kicks, punches, and clotheslines in the corner. Shutdown ignores the blood
coming from his own wounds to continue the assault on the helpless Jonas Brother. Tommy finally puts the Freak down for a moment with a Hair-Pull Slam
Goes to his brother’s rescue regardless of personal risk.
Tommy slams into the back of Shutdown’s knee with a chop block that brings the giant down like a toppled tree. Tommy presses his advantage and his luck
as he unloads several kicks to the side of Shutdown’s head. The ref is working to get Jim untangled from the barbed wire in the corner and now his hands
are bleeding, in fact the only person in the ring who ain’t bleeding now is Shutdown. Tommy abandons the kicks that seemed to be working against Shutdown
and hits the ropes but this allowed Shutdown to get to his feet and he meets the charging Tommy with a thunderous Spear. The Freak Show’s big red destroyer
begins to stomp away at the fallen Tommy Jonas but Jim is finally free from the corner and mixing it up with the Freak. Jim is still feeling the effects
of the brutal assault of the Freak Show in the corner but is determined to help his brother. Jim lifts the Freak and drives him back down with his elevated
cradle neckbreaker and then charges Shutdown who is ready for him. Jim Jonas eats a big boot and falls hard to the mat. It looks like the assault in the
corner is finally starting to catch with Jim. The Freak Show has a quick conference in the middle of the ring and then the Freak starts to climb the cage.
As the Freak ignores the barbed and climbs to the top of the cage, Shutdown tosses Jim back into a corner and picks up Tommy in a Gorilla Press position
again but this time he does slam him down. The Freak has reaches the top of the cage and flies off with a Shooting Star Press aiming right for Tommy Jonas.
The move connects and both men are down. Shutdown takes time to clothesline Jim in the corner before slowly, mockingly slow, picking up Tommy and setting
him up for his Shake Machine finisher. However Shutdown doesn’t see Jim Jonas stirring in the corner and as Shutdown hoists Tommy up, Jim Jonas explodes,
as best he can at this stage on the match, and barrels into the knee of Shutdown’s that Tommy clipped earlier. Jim also manages to roll Shutdown and the
ref goes down for the count ….
One…
Two…
Three!
JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners and still the REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS JIM AND TOMMY…THE JONAS BROTHERS!
The crowd goes wild with boos as the Jonas Brothers win to retain their championship but that doesn’t stop the two teams from brawling as both the Freak
and Tommy finally regain their feet. The two teams continue to pound away at each other as the cage door opens to allow additional referees and other REBEL
officials try to restore order. The timekeeper bangs away on the bell with no effect. The refs trying to hold Shutdown and Jim apart are just shoved aside.
Edna Glickman shows up out of nowhere to encourage her champs. Jenny Jersey runs to the back as fast as her high heels will take to get help. Finally some
REBEL wrestlers come to try and help restore order, Christopher Samsonite and Justin Tyme hit the ring but to little avail it is still chaos in the ring
as Christopher tries to separate Shutdown and Jim Jonas. Justin is trying to do the same with the Freak and Tommy.
Finally a cheer goes as the BlueGrass Mafia v2.0 and Lyndsey Valentine emerge from the back and hit the ring it takes Matthew Kurtis to finally separate
Shutdown and Jim Jonas. This causes a tense moment as it appeared that the two biggest men in REBEL were ready to throw down with each other as the Bluegrass
BadAss physically restrains Shutdown, but with Christopher Samsonite holding Jim Jonas back, J-Kurt helping Justin Tyme to keep the Freak and Tommy Jonas
apart and Lyndsey keeping Edna out of the way order is quickly restored. The extra refs and wrestlers leave and the Jonas Brothers grab their belts and
storm out of the arena to the same chorus of boos that met them upon their arrival. The Freak Show then exits the ring to cheers once again.
ROB MARTINEZ: Things got tense there for a bit, thanks to a wild brawl at the end of the match because of the emotions involved on both sides. Thankfully
nobody was hurt in the melee. But I thought for a moment the Shutdown and “the Bluegrass BadAss” Matthew Kurtis were going to go at it.
COREY TAYLOR: I would have liked to have seen that but that will have to wait until another time. The best news of the match however is that the champs
retain their belts but then the big crybabies that Freak Show started a brawl that could only be stopped from help from the back. I hate sore losers.

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Best of Rebel Pro 2009 Disc 1

January’s Match of the Month
REBEL Underground 01/24/2009
Bop vs Macculloch

“Anthem for the Underdog” by 12 Stones queues up and running from the back is none other than The Bird of Prey to a huge ovation.
JENNY JERSEY: All the way from British Columbia, Canada; he stands six foot two inches and weighs two hundred and thirty pounds… BIRD OF PREY!
Bird of Prey runs down to the ring, and nods to his grandpa sitting in a ringside seat. He stops and gives his closest relative a hug before rolling into
the ring and awaiting his opponent.
“Scotland the Brave ” queues up and coming from the back, carrying a bottle of Mac’s Black and Gold is MacCulloch.
JENNY JERSEY: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; he stands at five foot eight inches, and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds… “THE CELTIC LEGEND”
MACCULLOCH!
Again the crowd gives a huge enormous ovation as he walks down to the ring, he hands the bottle off to a ringside tech. He ten looks around at the crowd,
raises a fist into the air, much to the delight of the crowd, and climbs into the ring.
DING! DING!
Mac and Bird of Prey stand inside the ring, facing each other. Both men stretch out a hand and firmly shake before releasing the good sportsmanship gesture;
they back up from each other. They come back and lock up, Mac’s strength gets him the advantage as he Irish whips Bird of Prey into the ropes. Bird of
Prey comes off the ropes, ducking under the clothesline from Mac, and rebounds with a cross body block. Mac quickly pushes him off, avoiding a pin attempt,
and Bird of Prey is sent rolling under the bottom rope from the force. Mac steps back and allows his opponent to come back into the ring. Again they lock
up, Bird of Prey with a float behind and positions himself for a German suplex. Mac is up and down, Bird of Prey rolls on through with another German suplex,
he doesn’t release. Mac is back up, dazed slightly, but is on his feet still locked into the hold. Bird of Prey lifts again, but Mac drops down to his
knees and Bird of Prey is forced to release the hold.
Quickly shifting his momentum, Bird of Prey synch’s in a side headlock, Mac powers up from the hold to stand beside his opponent. Elbow to the gut, another,
and one more and the hold is released. Sidewalk slam and Bird of Prey is on the defensive. Mac is up and drops a sharp elbow to Bird of Prey that catches
him in the throat. Mac lifts Bird of Prey to his feet and Irish whips him to the ropes, he quickly follows with a huge lariat clothesline. Bird of Prey
blocks it with a lean down and quick shove upwards. Mac is sent over with a back body drop to the floor, but Bird of Prey follows having been grabbed around
the neck. Mac landed on the floor delivering a over the top rope neckbreaker to Bird of Prey and both men are down. Mac is up, a bit slowly, but he gets
to his feet a few seconds before Bird of Prey manages the same feat. The quicker movement by Mac gives him a chance to grab a steel chair from a fan, got
to love steel chairs. Bird of Prey is up and turns around, rubbing at his neck, he ducks the swinging chair and delivers a spinebuster to the concrete
to Mac.
Bird of Prey rolls over and is up to his feet quicker now, taking advantage of the spinebuster to Mac. He grabs the steel chair that Mac had and brings
it down, it hits concrete. Mac rolls out of the way just in time and the chair clinks on the floor. Mac is up and charges at Bird of Prey with a spear,
the quick movement catches him off guard and he is down to the floor, compliments of a massive spear to his midsection. Mac snatches the steel chair and
brings it down on Bird of Prey, but he hits concrete, Bird of Prey moved out of the way in time. Mac follows Bird of Prey as he scampers away trying to
buy time till he gets to his feet. He is stuck in the corner of the guard railing and Mac swings down with the chair, kick to Mac’s leg and the chair,
once again, misses its target. Mac grabs his leg in agony as Bird of Prey gets to his feet, he grabs the steel chair once again. Bird of Prey springboards
up to the guard railing, balances, and comes down with the steel chair swinging in an arch. It connects with Mac’s skull and a trickle of blood escapes
Mac’s arteries on his forehead.
Mac is down on the concrete and Bird of Prey stands above him, he swings down again with the chair *THWACK!* it connects with Mac’s face and the cut is
opened further. Mac reaches out, somehow, and grabs the ankles of Bird of Prey bringing him down to the floor along with himself. Mac struggles up to his
feet, grabbing the dented chair and swings it down in a similar arch. *THWACK!* it connects with Bird of Prey’s forehead and a similar trickle of blood
escapes Bird of Prey’s arteries; now both men are bloody. The fans are getting into this match, loving both of these wrestlers. Mac lifts up the ring apron
and pulls out a trash can. Hoisting it high up into the air, he brings it down on Bird of Prey with a resounding thunk. Mac goes back to the ring and hunts
something else to use as a weapon, he finds a table and pulls it out easily; he sets it up. Bird of Prey is back up to his feet, the dented trashcan at
his feet, Mac’s back is turned to him. He grabs the can and slams it down over the unsuspecting Mac, and Bird of Prey leaps to the apron easily. He dives
from their with a back body flip driving the trashcan wrapped Mac through the table and to the hard floor beneath. Bird of Prey grabs his sides in pain,
that move cost him too.
A fan at ringside is holding out an empty Mac’s Black and Gold brew bottle to him, he smiles and takes it, he waits for Mac to regain his feet. A willing
participant in the match, Mac obliges with a groggy stance and shoves off the trashcan. He looks at Bird of Prey, blood streaming down both of their faces
and smiles, Bird of Prey swings, but Mac ducks. Bird of Prey swings again and again, Mac avoids the crippling shot. Mac has a beer bottle, and the two
have a stand off. They both swing and both bottles smash with a loud shattering sound and shards of glass go flying up into the air, both men are pouring
blood now but neither fall down to the mat. Mac suddenly grabs the stunned Bird of Prey’s hand and whips him into the guardrail, it gives way and fans
scatter. Bird of Prey is damaged from the blow and Mac lifts up the guardrail, he holds it in both hands. He then changes his mind and wields the section
like a steel chair and brings it down on the hurting Bird of Prey, it makes a loud thunk and Bird of Prey makes a loud grunt of pain.
CROWD: REBEL Pro! REBEL Pro! REBEL Pro!
Mac nods in approval as the fans fill the arena with cheers and loud shouting. He brings the section down again, but there is no Bird of Prey there to receive
the blow. He has his own section of railing and the two swing at each other, Mac goes down, Bird of Prey having swung the section at his legs but Mac connected
slightly with Bird of Prey’s head and he stumbles backwards. Shaking his head, he pulls Mac up to his feet, both red from their own blood as well as that
of their opponent’s, and whips him into the ring apron. Mac doubles over from the impact and slumps down to the floor. Bird of Prey, taking a page out
of Mac’s book, digs up under the ring and pulls out another table. The crowd begins a chant of “Tables!” Bird of Prey slides the table in under the bottom
rope and digs under for something else, he pulls out a Crown Royal bag, it jingles as he shakes it. The crowd begins a “We Want Thumbtacks!” chant and
Bird of Prey throws the bag into the ring, the contents still not known, only suspected.
Bird of Prey rolls the hurting Mac into the ring and he barely moves. Bird of Prey sets up the table and grabs the bag, he shakes it and the crowd is going
absolutely nuts. Opening the bag, he empties the contents onto both the set up table and the mat. He picks up Mac and goes for a body slam, Mac counters
it into a roll up pin, but Bird of Prey rolls on through. Both men are rolling through the multitude of thumbtacks. They both stand up and have thumbtacks
all in their faces, body, and there is not a thumbtack left on the ring’s mat. Bird of Prey even has a few thumbtacks in his face, as does Mac, but neither
care as they go at it once again, blood flowing as much as the crowd is cheering. Knee to the gut and Bird of Prey is bent over, over the head suplex,
and Bird of Prey nearly misses the table as he lands hard driving the thumbtacks even further into his flesh. He bounces back up from the pain and Mac
delivers a dropkick to his back and he is sent into the ropes in a doubled over position. He holds on to the ropes and tries to pull himself up to a standing
position, Mac is there with stiff forearm shots, a right hand, and Bird of Prey is rocked up against the ropes.
CROWD: MAC! Bird of Prey! MAC! Bird of Prey!
Bird of Prey manages a right that staggers Mac backwards, a springboard flying clothesline and the two are down. Using the last bit of his strength to propel
his offense, he rolls Mac over and delivers a flipping leg drop across Mac’s throat. He shoots back up to his feet and scoop slams Mac onto the thumbtack
covered table; Mac winces from the pain. Bird of Prey spreads his arms and points to the top turnbuckle, signaling for his finishing move “Spread My Wings”;
the crowd gets even louder. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, spreads his arms again and dives. Right through the table! Mac moves out of the way and
the Bird of Prey goes through the thumbtack laden table, he rolls in pain and Mac crawls over. He somehow gets an arm over Bird of Prey and the ref is
there.
ONE… TWO… THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and advancing to the #1 Contendership Tournament Finals for the Carolinas Title… “THE CELTIC LEGEND” MACCULLOCH!
Mac stands up, bloody, and helps an equally bloody Bird of Prey to his feet. The two shake hands. Mac motions for the ringside tech to bring him the bottle
of his own brew and the tech obliges. Opening the twist lid, Mac hands the bottle to Bird of Prey, who takes a big swallow, he grimaces, but keeps it down.
Mac laughs as he takes his own swallow, the two raise their hands into the air, and the roof is nearly blown off the building from the cheers.

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Winter Blast II 02/04/2009
Nick Everhardt vs “Sick” Billy Kryenik

“Heretics & Killers” by Protest The Hero hits the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers.
JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Nick Everhardt steps out to the stage, looking around at the frantic crowd. He waits for a second, drawing in from the cheers before making his way down
the aisle.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from Houston, Texas! He weighs in at two hundred twenty-seven pounds…NICK EVERHARDT!
Everhardt approaches the ring. He makes his way to the steps, climbs up to the apron, and enters the ring. He looks towards the entrance as his music fades
out.
ROB MARTINEZ: This is Nick Everhardt’s rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship…the championship that he originally lost to Bubba J! But regardless
of who Nick’s opponent is, he looks ready!
“The Art Of Dying” by Gojira plays in the arena as the crowd continues to cheer. SBK steps out to the entrance, his championship draped across the shoulder,
and the carrying case with Captain inside. He listens to the cheers from the loving crowd before continuing down the aisle.
JENNY JERSEY: Making his way to the ring…from Windsor, Ontario! He weighs in at two hundred thirty-eight pounds and is the World Heavyweight Champion…”SICK”
BILLY KRYENIK!
SBK makes his way around the ring and to the announce table. He opens the carrying case, letting Captain out. Captain sits on the table next to Martinez,
decked out in a black tuxedo. SBK puts on the mini-headset for Captain and sets the case down before sliding in to the ring. Both men’s attentions are
caught at the entrance as a bloodied and beaten Bubba J slowly makes his way to ringside, barbed-wire bat in hand. He waits at the bottom of the aisle,
glaring up at the entrance ramp as SBK’s music fades out. SBK hands his championship to Dale McDonald, who raises it in the air for the crowd to see before
handing it to an official on the outside.
ROB MARTINEZ: I am joined by Captain here at ringside as SBK looks to be ready for this match! But the big question is, what the hell is Bubba J doing out
here?!
McDonald calls for the opening bell as Everhardt and SBK shake hands. SBK has his arms raised in a striker’s style position as Everhardt seems more relaxed
with his body slightly lowered and and his arms in a grappler’s style position. Both men circle each other, looking for a good position, and they finally
lock up.. SBK uses his size advantage to slowly push Everhardt back before swinging in to a side headlock position. Everhardt wraps his arms around SBK’s
waist and begins to lift him…but SBK blocks it. SBK swings his body forward and slams Everhardt hard to the mat, still holding the side headlock!
ROB MARTINEZ: It’s unusual to see Kryenik go with a technical style in the beginning of the match, but it seems to be working for him right now.
SBK pulls harder on the head to apply pressure as Everhardt uses his strength to slowly get back to his feet. The crowd has already begun chanting, but
the crowd seems split on who they want to win as they chant for both…Everhardt and SBK. Everhardt makes it to his feet and shoves SBK off in to the ropes.
SBK returns and knocks Everhardt down with a shoulder block. Everhardt quickly returns to his feet as SBK hits the far ropes. Everhardt with a drop toe
hold on the return and he quickly floats over to apply a front facelock to SBK! SBK fights his way back to his feet and attempts to lift Everhardt…but
Everhardt shifts his weight, keeping SBK from lifting him. SBK grabs Everhardt’s wrist and tries to pry his arms apart to release the facelock, and he
finally does. SBK twists the arm and floats behind with a rear hammerlock!
ROB MARTINEZ: Again, SBK is being very impressive with this technical style he is portraying! But it might come back to haunt him, as we’ve seen in the
past, Everhardt is one of the best technical wrestlers REBEL has to offer!
SBK places his leg in front of Everhardt’s and trips him to the mat. SBK quickly grabs both of Everhardt’s arms with a double underhook and rolls forward,
applying the Branch Breaker 2! McDonald quickly checks on Everhardt, but Everhardt isn’t ready to give up! Everhardt struggles as SBK leans forward, applying
more pressure! Everhardt gets to his knees…then to his feet, still hunched over. he uses his strength to spin around, allowing him in a standing position…and
he drops to a sitdown position, planting SBK face first to the mat!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a reversal! Almost a version of an Unprettier!
Everhardt returns to his feet and takes a moment to catch his breath. SBK slowly returns to his feet, still groggy. Everhardt stands in position behind
SBK…Kobashi Special! SBK is back to the mat, and Everhardt quickly shoots the half for the first cover of the match!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK with a kickout! Everhardt picks SBK back up and whips him to the corner. He follows in…hard clothesline on SBK! Everhardt holds SBK in the corner…shoulder
to the gut! And a second…and a third! Everhardt grabs SBK by the wrist and whips him to the opposite corner. He follows in for another clothesline…but
SBK moves out of the way! Everhardt stumbles back after smashing in to the turnbuckle…he turns around dazed…HOT SALVATION! And Everhardt falls through
the ropes to the outside!
ROB MARTINEZ: Here’s the opening that SBK needs!
SBK rolls out of the ring and brings Everhardt back to his feet. He rolls Everhardt back in to the ring and climbs up to the apron. SBK climbs up to the
top rope…THE EXPLODER WHALE! Everhardt rolls in pain on to his stomach, and SBK quickly grabs both arms to apply the Straight Jacket! He yanks back as
McDonald checks on Everhardt!
ROB MARTINEZ: Again…SBK with a submission here! What a sound strategy from the champion!
Everhardt screams in pain as SBK yanks back harder. McDonald again checks on Everhardt, but Everhardt continues to yell that he’s not ready to give up!
Everhardt rolls, forcing SBK on to his back! SBK keeps his shoulders up…and Everhardt flips backward for a pin!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK grabs Everhardt’s waist and bridges up! He spins his body around, to get to a comfortable standing position! SBK lifts Everhardt in to the air…in
an inverted piledriver position! But Everhardt struggles and is able to land on his feet behind, allowing him to lift SBK in to the inverted piledriver
position! SBK struggles…and he is able to fall behind! He grabs Everhardt with an inverted facelock…inverted DDT on Everhardt! SBK picks Everhardt
back up and holds him in position for a Urinagi! He falls forward…backbreaker…and swings back for a reverse STO! SBK quickly shoots the half!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt kicks out at the last second! What a battle from champion and former champion!
SBK picks Everhardt back up. Hard knee lift to the jaw…hard body shot…hard right to the face…knee lift to the gut…THE FLOOD! NO! Everhardt catches
the last shot…EVERPLEX! Everhardt is slow to get to his feet, falling to the ropes to catch his breath. SBK slowly stirs, crawling towards the ropes.
He uses the ropes to pull himself back up as Everhardt waits behind him. Everhardt lifts SBK…HARDT-BREAKER! SBK rolls to the outside in pain as Everhardt
returns to his feet. He looks to the outside at SBK who is pulling himself up with the guardrail. Everhardt hits the far ropes…full head of steam…NO
HANDS PLANCHA OVER THE TOP…NO! SBK with a dropkick, forcing Everhardt to crash hard to the floor outside!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt put it all on the line there, and it turned out to be a bad decision! I’m still a little baffled as to why Bubba J is standing near
the bottom of the ramp with a barbed-wire baseball bat in hand…but Kryenik and Everhardt both seem uncaring about his presence!
SBK quickly picks up Everhardt and rolls him back in to the ring. SBK climbs up to the apron as Everhardt begins to stir. SBK climbs to the top as Everhardt
reaches all fours. He gets to his feet, still hunched over. SBK off the top…legdrop to the back of the neck, driving Everhardt face first to the mat!
SBK brings Everhardt back to his feet and positions him for a powerbomb! He underhooks one arm…going for the second, but Everhardt is struggling to keep
free from The Dry Lake! Everhardt spins out of the move, and executes a go behind with a reverse hammerlock! SBK rolls forward forcing Everhardt to flip
over him, and he has Everhardt on his back in position for a pin…but SBK applies an inverted figure four instead!
ROB MARTINEZ: SBK with yet another submission move here! Everhardt is struggling to break it, but this may be over if he can’t find a way out of this hold!
Everhardt flips to his stomach, but it doesn’t relieve the pressure! Everhardt drags himself towards the ropes as McDonald checks on him. He flips on to
his back again, trying to find any way he can out of the move! Everhardt reaches forward, grabbing one of SBK’s legs…ANKLE LOCK! SBK instantly releases
the inverted figure four and struggles to find a way out of the ankle lock! McDonald checks on the champion, but he’s not ready to give up! SBK lifts his
upper body…he rolls through, but Everhardt doesn’t release the ankle lock!
ROB MARTINEZ: The champion is in a bad spot here! If Everhardt can grapevine the leg, this match will be over!
SBK squirms, not allowing Everhardt to grapevine the leg! SBK again lifts his upper body and rolls forward…this time tripping Everhardt, and he has both
of Everhardt’s shoulders on the mat from the roll through!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Everhardt kicks out!
ROB MARTINEZ: Close call for Everhardt! What the hell is this?! It appears that myself and Captain are being joined by the next man to challenge for the
World Heavyweight Championship…Blood!
Blood sits at the table next to Captain, but doesn’t put on a headset. He just watches the action in the ring. SBK brings Everhardt back to his feet and
whips him to the ropes. Sideslam by SBK! And he quickly applies a grapevined leglock to Everhardt! McDonald checks on Everhardt, but again, Everhardt refuses
to give up! SBK releases the hold and brings Everhardt back to his feet as Chad Kurtis makes his way down the ramp. Bubba looks precautious, but lets him
pass. Kurtis stands near the apron cheering on both of the competitors. SBK whips Everhardt in to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a sleeper
hold as the crowd continues to cheer for both Everhardt and SBK!
ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like The Show has decided to take a ringside view of this match as well!
McDonald checks on Everhardt who is struggling to get out of the hold! His face begins to turn red as his energy depletes. His arms slump to their sides,
and McDonald raises his arm…and it falls! He raises the arm again…it falls again! One more time…it falls! NO! Everhardt keeps it elevated, just barely
hanging on! He continues to struggle…and he violently forces SBK back first in to the corner! SBK releases the hold as Everhardt stumbles forward. Everhardt
with a full head of steam…massive lariat in the corner! SBK falls to the mat as Mike Massacre makes his way down the ramp, still in pain from his match
earlier!
ROB MARTINEZ: Here comes Mikey! He had an impressive win earlier tonight against the next number one contender! And it looks like he’s joining Kurtis at
ringside!
Massacre, Kurtis, the crowd…they all are cheering on Everhardt and SBK. Everhardt brings SBK back to his feet and applies the double underhook…WELCOME
TO HOUSTON MOTHERF**CKER! Everhardt falls back to the corner trying to take a breather as the champion lays on the mat! Everhardt goes for the cover, but
SBK rolls to his stomach. Everhardt shoots the half and hooks the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK gets his shoulder up! Everhardt picks SBK up and whips him back to the corner. He follows in with a hard body splash. Everhardt lifts SBK up, sitting
him on the top turnbuckle! Everhardt follows him up, but SBK hits him with a hard right…and a second…and Everhardt falls back to the mat! Everhardt
returns to his feet…SBK with a top rope lariat…and Everhardt is back down! SBK looks towards the aisle to notice Ravager leading the Young Leons towards
the ring. They pass by the sore and injured Bubba, standing on the opposite side of the ring as Kurtis and Massacre. They too join in on cheering both
men!
ROB MARTINEZ: This is unbelievable! We have Ravager, The Young Leons, Massacre, and Kurtis all at ringside showing their respects for both of the competitors
in the ring! Not to mention Blood, who is sitting next to Captain watching the action as well!
SBK picks Everhardt back up, but Everhardt pushes him off and grabs him…EVERPLEX! NO! SBK blocks it and pushes Everhardt off! HOT SALVATION! NO! Everhardt
ducks it! Everhardt with a double leg takedown, and he’s going for the Texas Cloverleaf 3000! He’s trying to flip SBK, but SBK isn’t allowing it! SBK gets
his legs free, and he tries to roll up Everhardt, but Everhardt is quick to escape and get back to his feet. Both men are up, but Everhardt takes the advantage
with a go behind in to a rear waist lock! SBK with a back elbow…and he swings a second, but Everhardt ducks it…EVERPLEX! Everhardt returns to his feet
and picks up SBK he brings SBK to the corner, and again sits him on the top rope! He climbs up after SBK, brings him to his feet…HARDT-ATTACK!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt has this! He just needs to make the cover!
Everhardt exhaustedly tries to pull himself towards SBK as MacCulloch makes his way down the aisle. He too joins in with cheering on both men as Everhardt
is almost at SBK! He drapes his arm across SBK’s body for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK barely gets his shoulder up, and the match will continue! Everhardt can’t believe it! He picks SBK up and quickly applies the half nelson, looking for
the Kobashi Special…but SBK quickly reverses with a go behind…and Everhardt reverses as well with a go behind…BAYOU CITY STRETCH! Everhardt has it
locked in!
ROB MARTINEZ: Win or lose…both of these men deserve the utmost respect for this match!
SBK struggles as El Rey and Montana Rose make their way down the aisle. They both stand at ringside as McDonald checks on SBK! SBK forces Everhardt back
first in to the corner, and Everhardt releases the hold! SBK tries to catch his breath, but again Everhardt from behind, trying to lock in the Bayou City
Stretch! SBK spins around, and he boots Everhardt in the gut…THE DRY LAKE…and both men are down!
ROB MARTINEZ: That should be the match ender, but SBK doesn’t have the energy to make the cover! We have seen The Dry Lake, the Hardt-Attack, and the Bayou
City Stretch…but this match still isn’t over!
SBK crawls towards Everhardt, and he finally gets an arm across the challenger!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Everhardt gets his shoulder up just before the three count! SBK crawls towards the ropes, using them to pull himself back up as Junior Soprano makes his
way to ringside. He joins in on cheering on SBK and Everhardt. SBK brings Everhardt back to his feet and quickly whips him in to the corner. He follows
Everhardt in, and lifts the challenger to a sitting position on the top rope. SBK drills Everhardt with a hard right…and follows with a hard knee lift
after springing to the second rope! Everhardt is dazed as SBK climbs to the top. He lifts Everhardt to a standing position, grabbing him in a Urinagi position!
ROB MARTINEZ: You’ve got the be kidding me! It looks like the champion wants to put Everhardt away with the Hardt-Attack!
Everhardt with an elbow to the side of the head, and SBK is stunned! He grabs SBK with a front facelock…and he drops him to the mat with a front suplex!
Everhardt still stands on the top rope as SBK has rolled to his back, but is laying motionless! Everhardt from the top…flying elbow drop! And he gets
his arm over SBK!
ONE!
TWO!
THR…NO!
SBK rolls the shoulder! The Bird Of Prey makes his way down the aisle as Everhardt pulls himself back to his feet! The ring is now surrounded by REBEL superstars
cheering on the champion and challenger! Everhardt waits…stalking SBK. SBK is groggy, and slow to get to his feet. Everhardt with a boot to the gut…and
he grabs the double underhook, looking to lift SBK for The Dry Lake…but SBK blocks it! SBK gets an arm loose and floats over for a go behind…bridging
german suplex…but Everhardt’s momentum breaks SBK’s lock and Everhardt rolls to the apron! SBK returns to his feet as Everhardt pulls himself to his
feet on the apron. SBK comes at Everhardt…but Everhardt buries a shoulder to the gut! SBK stumbles back as Everhardt hits the springboard…seated senton…NO!
SBK catches him with a sitdown powerbomb!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a move! This is what REBEL is all about! Entertainment…and the desire to win the biggest prize of them all!
Blood continues to watch on, his expression never changing as SBK returns to his feet. He looks around at the men surrounding the ring. Everhardt slowly
gets back up and is met with a boot to the gut! SBK applies the double underhook, but Everhardt quickly spins out, grabbing SBK in the Urinagi position!
SBK with an elbow to the head! He grabs Everhardt in the Urinagi position and lifts him…but Everhardt struggles, and rolls behind SBK with a sunset flip…but
Everhardt follows through to a standing position! And he’s going for a Boston crab, but SBK gets a leg free as he grabs Everhardt by the head…hard knee
to Everhardt’s face! Everhardt falls to the mat as SBK makes his way back to his feet.
ROB MARTINEZ: Great reversal by Kryenik!
SBK picks Everhardt up and whips him to the corner…but Everhardt reverses it! SBK smashes back first hard in to the corner! Everhardt rushes in…drop
toe hold by SBK, and Everhardt’s face meets the second turnbuckle! Everhardt stumbles out as SBK is back to his feet. Everhardt turns…boot to the gut…double
underhook! SBK going for The Dry Lake…NO! Everhardt lifts him for a back body drop, but SBK holds the ropes, allowing him to land on the top rope! Everhardt
turns towards SBK, and SBK grabs him from the top with a front facelock! SBK struggles, looking for a tornado DDT…but Everhardt breaks the hold and falls
in to the top rope! SBK crotched in the corner! Everhardt catches his breath and notices SBK’s position. He climbs the corner, lifting SBK to a standing
position! He has the Urinagi hooked…but SBK with a back elbow…and a second!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt falls to the mat! I think he was going for the Hardt-Attack!
SBK tries to gain his composure…but Everhardt is back up…and he leaps to the top rope, drilling SBK with a hard right! He again hooks the Urinagi! SBK
with another elbow, stalling Everhardt! Knee lift to the gut by SBK, and Everhardt is on dream street! He positions Everhardt…double underhook…THE
DRY LAKE OFF THE TOP ROPE!
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! THAT HAS TO BE THE END! The crowd…the superstars around the ring, they have instantly been silenced from that move!
SBK is slow, trying to catch his breath…trying to crawl towards the lifeless Everhardt! He pushes Everhardt on to his back, and barely gets an arm across
him!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
ROB MARTINEZ: And it’s over! What a match!
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner…and STILL the World Heavyweight Champion…”SICK” BILLY KRYENIK!
The superstars sounding the ring show their respect as they clap for both men. SBK uses the ropes to pull himself back up as Dale McDonald grabs his belt.
He hands the belt to SBK who is barely able to stand. McDonald raises SBK’s arm in the air. SBK makes his way to Everhardt and helps him up as Blood stands
at the announce table, still peering in on both competitors. SBK and Everhardt shake hands as SBK finally notices Blood at the announce table. Still emotionless,
Blood joins with the rest of the superstars, clapping for both Everhardt and SBK.
ROB MARTINEZ: Unbelievable match! We couldn’t ask for more in a main event!
SBK holds his championship in the air for Blood to see as Everhardt tries to regain his composure, leaned against the ring ropes for support.

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March’s Match of the Month
Armed… and Dangerous! 03/17/2009
Krusty Kid Paul vs Bubba J

Ticking Time Bomb Deathmatch Krusty Kid Paul vs Bubba J
The REBEL crowd is watching with rapt attention as the officials make “adjustments” to the ring. The ring ropes facing the entrance have been taken down,
as have the ring ropes directly opposite of them. The two remaining sides of the ring that still have the ring ropes attached to them, are being wrapped
in flesh tearing barbed wire.
Officials emerge from the back carrying large “beds” to place on each side of the ring. Each bed has a nasty surprise. Starting with the bed laying next
to the ring facing the entrance way we have a bed filled with thumbtacks. Moving clockwise we have a bed of glass panes, a bed filled with rolls of barbed
wire and finally a bed of light tubes.
The referee enters the ring wearing heavy work gloves and protective glasses while Jenny Jersey decides to stay safe at her spot at ringside to do introductions.
JENNY JERSEY: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Ticking Timebomb Deathmatch!!!
The fans roar in approval. Let the massacre begin.
“Dress Like A Target” by Superjoint Ritual hits the speakers and the fans voice their disapproval of the man who emerges from behind the curtain.
JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, representing Dirty Money, he hails from Kitchener, Ontario and weighs in at 240 pounds….Krusty Kid Paul!!!!
KKP is swaggering down to the ring, his trusty friend “Bertha” is with him. Bertha being a double sided purple barbed wire covered dildo of course. KKP
looks at the bed of thumbtacks before him, snickers as he steps over it and climbs into the ring.
“Alcohol” by Dropkick Murphys replaces Superjoint on the speakers and strangely enough Bubba J gets a nice ovation from the crowd. Usually hated they got
the back of wrestler representing their home fed!
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, he hails from Lenox, GA and weighs in at 250 pounds…..”The Ragin’ Redneck” Bubba J!!!!!
Bubba steps out from the back and glares at Krusty. Resting on his shoulder is “Ripper!” Ripper is a wooden baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, thumbtacks
glued to it, and on the end of the barrel is the broken bottom of a beer bottle. Bubba J power walks to the ring and KKP is pacing inside the ring more
than ready for him. Bubba strides over the bed of tacks and slides into the ring, only to be greeted with a series of kicks of KKP! The referee calls for
the bell and the Deathmatch is on like Donkey Kong!
KKP kicks “Ripper” out of Bubbas hands and it rolls out of the ring and onto the floor. As Bubba J tries to get up he takes a whack across his back from
“Bertha!” Another sickening smack of the barbed wire covered dildo across the back of Bubba! The Former REBEL World Champ reaches out with a hand and is
able to pull a leg out from under KKP sending him crashing down onto his ass on the mat. Bubba J pulls himself up and kicks “Bertha” out of KKPs grasp.
KKP is trying to get to his feet but is barraged by a series of punches and kicks from the irate Redneck! KKP is dragged to his feet and Bubba J attempts
to whip him into the ropes that are covered with barbed wire. KKP puts on the brakes at the last second though and avoids colliding with the ropes, only
to turn around and walk into a scoop slam from Bubba!
Bubba J rolls out of the ring and finds himself standing in the bed of thumbtacks. He reaches down and picks up “Ripper” just as KKP scrambles across the
ring on all fours to make a grab for him. Bubba J jams the broken glass end of “Ripper” into the face of KKP! KKP drops to his stomach and tries to shimmy
away from Bubba. It’s no good as Bubba J simply jabs him again in the face with the dangerous baseball bat! KKP screams out in pain as several small cuts
have been opened up around his face. Bubba J tosses “Ripper” into the ring, reaches in and grabs KKP and pulls him out of the ring head first! At the last
second KKP manages to flip over and he lands back first into the bed of thumbtacks! Bubba J wedges his boot under the chin of KKP to hold him in place
as the former NAPW World Champ tries like crazy to free himself.
KKP lashes out with a punch to the groin of Bubba J and the Redneck half stumbles / half falls onto the floor in an agony only a man can know about. KKP
pulls himself out of the bed of thumbtacks and the crowd groans as they see his entire back is covered with the sharp tips of pain. Bubba J is propped
up against the ring steps holding his Redneck Jewels when he takes a running knee from KKP! Without wasting a beat, KKP pulls a dazed Bubba to his feet,
hooks him and suplexs him into the bed of tacks! Now it’s Bubba who is writhing around in the bed of tacks, his face etched in pain. KKP flips back the
ring apron and pulls out a pizza cutter he had hidden under the ring. Holding Bubba J down with a knee on the chest, KKP runs the pizza cutter across the
forehead of his Redneck foe over and over again until blood is literally pouring from the gash on his head.
KKP pulls off of Bubba and hands the bloody pizza cutter off to a lucky (?) ringside fan! No doubt it’ll end up on EBay but regardless, KKP pulls a tack
covered bloody Bubba J out of the bed of tacks and rolls him into the ring. KKP crawls in after him and amazingly goes for

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a cover!
One!
Bubba J kicks out and tacks fly off of his body!
Smiling sadistically, KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and goes to whip him into the near ropes covered with barbed wire. Only to charge course at the last second
and send Bubba hurtling off of the other side of the ring without ropes and crashing through the bed of glass panes! The fans along ringside duck for cover
as Bubba J smashes through half a dozen stacked window plates and ends up a bloody wreck on the floor. A “Holy Shit!” chant echoes through the building
as the camera zooms in on Bubba J who is covered in glass and cut in a dozen places. KKP picks up “Bertha” and strolls over to where Bubba J was thrown
from the ring and peers down at his foe. Carefully KKP climbs down into the mountain of broken glass and readies “Bertha” for the strike. Bubba J grabs
a shard of glass and stabs it into the thigh of KKP!
KKP howls as he drops “Bertha” into the glass and quickly decides he wants back in the ring. Bubba J grabs him though and pulls him to the glass covered
floor with him. Bubba J takes another shard of glass and starts to dig and grind it into the upper arm of KKP. KKP is desperately trying to break free
but Bubba J is doing his best to hold him down and gouge out carvings in the arm of The Krusty One. KKP finally manages to kick Bubba J off of him and
he looks down at his arm. It looks as if it were caught it a wheat thrasher. KKP gets to his feet, as does Bubba J, and pulls himself into the ring. Bubba
J is right on his heels though but KKP is waiting as he nails a DDT onto his Redneck foe the first chance he gets. KKP gets to his feet only long enough
to drop a leg across the bloody ruin of a face of Bubba J.
KKP wobbles over to “Ripper” and picks it up off the mat. The fans try to boo him out of the building as he raises the bat of doom above his head but he
doesn’t care. Bubba J is getting to his feet and KKP jabs the glass covered end of the bat into the back of Bubba! Bubba jumps from both pain and surprise
and he takes another stiff poke into the back from KKP! Bubba J turns to face his opponent and takes a shot into the chest from the glass ended baseball
bat and he clutches at the wound. KKP is smiling though the blood on his face and seems to be enjoying himself until he gets taken to the mat by a desperation
shoulder tackle from Bubba J! Bubba mounts his man and starts to pound away at the head of KKP opening him up even more. KKP shoves him off and tries to
get to his feet. Bubba kicks out a leg and trips KKP who lands on the second ring rope! A ring rope that’s covered in barbed wire!
Bubba J rolls out of the ring and walks around the where KKP is caught. Bubba reaches down and takes a light tube from it’s bed and smacks it across the
skull of KKP! KKP is trying franticly to free himself of the barbed wire but he’s to tangled up! Another light tube smacks across his head in an explosion
of glass and gas! KKP rips himself free and crawls to the center of the ring leaving a bloody trail behind him. Bubba J grabs another light tube and enter
the ring ready to go three for three against KKP. Bubba J waits as KKP pulls himself up to a sitting position and goes to crack yet another light tube
across his head when the Dirty Money member surprises him with a face full of blinding powder! Low blow from KKP causes Bubba to drop to his knees and
also drop the light tube onto the mat. KKP grabs the light tube and clocks Bubba across the face with it!
As Bubba J lays on his back, KKP takes a piece of the light tube, pulls open the front of his opponents trunks and shoves the glass down his pants. KKP
staggers up to his feet and stomps on the area where he placed the glass! Bubba J flops on the mat like a fish out of water and KKP simply whips blood
out of his eyes. With Bubba indisposed, KKP rolls out of the ring and again goes under the ring apron. This time he pulls out a trashcan filled with plunder
and sends it sailing into the ring. Krusty reaches under the ring again and pulls out a table to a huge ovation and a “We Want Tables” chant from the crowd.
Krusty sets the table up in the bed of tacks and pulls something from his pocket. Unlike the power before, this item is far more dangerous. A bottle of
lighter fluid!
KKP douses the table with the lighter fluid and then asks a ringside fan for a match. The fan eagerly hands him a cigarette lighter and Krusty places it
to the table and flicks his bic! WHOOSH! The table is ablaze and the fans are going nuts!
Krusty climbs into the ring, grabs a rising Bubba J, positions him and hits a Krusty Bomb out of the ring and through the flaming table!
A loud and riotous “HOLY SHIT!!” Chant fills the arena as officials and security quickly rush in with fire extinguishers.
Krusty slumps over a burned and bloody Bubba J but the referee rolls to the outside and informs him that pinfalls count ONLY inside the ring! Krusty looks
pissed but drags himself off of Bubba, not minding the sharp thumbtacks that pierce his hands. Krusty drags Bubba to his feet and rolls him into the ring.
KKP slowly climbs in after him and drapes an arm over his man.
One!
Two!
Thr-NO!!!!
Bubba J lifts a shoulder and the REBEL crowd (and Krusty) can’t believe it!
KKP looks around in shock and then again goes to drag Bubba J off of the mat. Trailer Park Trash from Bubba J! The move that won him his second World Title
has just come from nowhere and KKP is laying flat on his back in the center of the ring! Bubba is slow to move though, his body a mass of burnt and torn
flesh. Slowly he crawls over to KKP and he also simply flops an arm across the chest of KKP.
One!
Two!
Thr-NO!!
Like Bubba J, KKP manages to simply lift up an arm and break the count!
Bubba J and KKP are both slow to get to their feet and the mat looks like a Jackson Pollack painting. KKP jabs a thumb into the eye of Bubba J and then
goes to shoot him into the barbed wire ropes. Bubba reverses it at the last second and KKP sails back first into the barbed wire! KKP screams out and tries
to free himself but only manages to get more tangled up. Bubba J shambles over to the trashcan full of plunder that KKP tossed in earlier and upends it’s
contents. Bubba J pick sup a cheese grater and staggers over to KKP where he proceeds to rake the cheese grater across the scalp of KKP! Blood is flowing
from KKPs head like a gunshot wound and Bubba J turns his attention to the already lacerated arm of KKP and starts to dig in with the cheese grater.
Finished torturing KKP with the cheese grater, Bubba J walks over to the pile of weapons and picks up a metal folding chair. Bubba J charges in with the
chair,ready to swing, but KKP gets a boot up and kicks the chair back into the face of “The Ragin’ Redneck!” Bubba J collapses to the mat and KKP carefully
but quickly pulls himself free of the barbed wire. KKP grabs Bubba J and nails a brutal piledriver onto the chair! A cover!
One!
Two!
Thr-NO!!!!
Bubba kicks out!
KKP looks defeated as the referee confirms to him that it was indeed a count of two. KKP gets to his feet and stumbles over to the trashcan. He picks it
up and places it in the center of the ring before turning his attention back to Bubba. KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and somehow manages to hoist him up
onto his shoulder! KKP slowly staggers over to the nearest corner and deposits Bubba on the top turnbuckle. ignoring the barbed wire, KKP climbs up to
the second rope, his back facing Bubba J and hits a top rope K Kutter onto the trash can! KKP pulls the dented trashcan out from under Bubba J and rolls
him onto his back. A cover!
One!
Two!
Three!!!–NO! Bubba J manages to get a shoulder up right before the count of three. The crowd can’t believe it, The Krusty One can’t believe it, hell, Bubba
J probably can’t believe it.
KKP looks defeated as the referee confirms to him that it was indeed a count of two. KKP gets to his feet and stumbles over to the trashcan. He picks it
up and places it in the center of the ring before turning his attention back to Bubba. KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and somehow manages to hoist him up
onto his shoulder! KKP slowly staggers over to the nearest corner and deposits Bubba on the top turnbuckle. ignoring the barbed wire, KKP climbs up to
the second rope, his back facing Bubba J and hits a second top rope K Kutter onto the trash can! KKP pulls the dented trashcan out from under Bubba J again
and rolls him onto his back. KKP simply leans against Bubba as the referee counts!
One!
Two!
Bubba J suddenly comes to life by hooking the legs and arms of KKP and rolling him over into a modified crucifix pin!
One!
Two!
Thre–NO! KKP kicks out just in time as well and Bubba J is pissed. He thinks it is a slow count and is letting the referee know what he thinks. Meanwhile
KKP is up to his feet, woozy, but up to his feet none the less. He charges at Bubba J, who turns, and is caught with a clothesline, but Bubba J manages
to pull KKP over with him and the two land on one of the surprise boxes. Nothing happens and the crowd is laughing, something that was supposed to happen
didn’t.
*BANG! Fire and smoke boils up from the surprise box and the people in the front row scream as the explosion rocks them. In the middle of the debris, KKP
is laying on top of Bubba, but no pin can be made outside the ring. Bubba is unconscious, Paul is unconscious. Both are covered in torn flesh, blood, and
wounds that won’t soon heal. The referee dives out of the ring and over to Jenny Jersey.
DING! DING! DING!
Jenny Jersey: The referee has called a stop to this match and has declared it a draw. Neither wrestler can continue in the match and both need medical attention.
Somehow Krusty Kid Paul manages to stand up with the help of the ring and shakes his head at the carnage around him. Bubba J has gotten back up to his feet
as well and will the match continue? Bubba J looks at himself and at Paul. Paul looks at himself and at Bubba. Each man shakes their head and turn to the
crowd, each flicks them a double bird before stumbling to the back. The crowd booing both of them loudly.

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April’s Match of the Month
Birthday Bash II 04/07/2009
Nick Everhardt vs Mikey Massacre

JENNY JERSEY: Our next match is scheduled for one fall… inside of a fifteen-foot STEEL CAGE! It is for the REBEL Pro Number One Contender Trophy and the
loser will be BANNED from REBEL! The fans are popping like crazy. They’ve been waiting WEEKS to see Mikey Massacre and Nick Everhardt go at it. Not to
mention the fact the match is in a steel cage… for the Trophy… and the loser is GONE! …FOREVER! JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first- Before Jenny gets to do
her thing, Mikey and Everhardt come through the curtain, exchanging rights and lefts! They must have started this melee backstage! The cage is barely setup
as the two former best friends, former tag team partners, make their way down the aisle, doing their damndest to gain an advantage before they are even
in the cage. Mikey takes Everhardt’s head and slams it into the outside of the cage-no! Everhardt grabs the corner of the ring apron, elbows Mikey in the
gut, then slams his head into the cage. The referee is yelling at the two REBEL competitors, telling them to get into the cage. Everhardt nods his head
and rolls Mikey in through the cage door. He follows him in… but Mikey lowblows him! Mikey leaves the cage and is going under the ring! He takes out his
glassy TWOx4 and throws it in the ring. A steel chair. A folded table! A second table! This all must be part of his plan to finish Nick off quickly! And
finally Mikey is getting in the ring. The door is locked behind them. This is it. Two men. Two men who HATE each other. ONE will leave the Number One Contender
to the REBEL World Title. And the other’s consolation prize… a pink slip! Everhardt and Mikey are in the middle of the ring, exchanging rights and lefts,
rights and lefts! Everhardt gains an advantage. Pushes Mikey off of the ropes, Irish whip. Everhardt ducks his head. Mikey kicks it! Everhardt staggers
back. Mikey charges with a clothesline, ducked by Everhardt. Arm-ringer by Everhardt. He’s ringing Mikey’s arm. And he rolls through, flipping Everhardt
onto his back. But just as quickly Everhardt kicks his way to his feet. Lock-up. Everhardt forces Mikey into the corner. Knife edge chop! A second! A third!
He whips him across the ring… no! Mikey reverses it. Everhardt sent into the opposite corner. Mikey charges in. Everhardt jumps up on the turnbuckle… back
elbow to Mikey! Everhardt with a few quick boots to Mikey. Picks him up, off of the ropes… Mikey ducks a clothesline. Off of the opposite ropes. Cross
body block… caught by Everhardt! Backbreaker! Mikey gripping his lower back as Everhardt looks out at his cheering fans for perhaps the last time. He covers
Mikey but just as quickly Mikey kicks out. Everhardt picks him up. Smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Again! Waistlock. Belly-to-back suplex! No! Mikey
with a back flip and lands on his feet. He pushes Everhardt into the corner and rolls him up! One! Two! Kickout! Mikey picks up Everhardt but Everhardt
swats his arm away. Forearm. A second. A third! Everhardt off of the ropes… hip toss by Mikey. Blocked! Everhardt hiptosses Mikey to the ground. Everhardt
hops onto the second turnbuckle. Elbow drop! NO! Misses its mark as Mikey rolls out of the way. Mikey gets to his feet. Vicious stomps on Everhardt. Now
he grabs his legs… New Mexican Cloverleaf! This has always been a move the partners shared but Mikey is sending a psychological message to Everhardt with
the use of this move… but it doesn’t last very long! Everhardt uses his arms to push himself up, then grabs the bottom rope, then the middle rope, forcing
Mikey to release the hold. But Mikey doesn’t relent. Forearm shots to Nick’s back. He hooks Everhardt’s head… inverted DDT! Quick cover. One! Two! No dice!
Mikey wanted to end this match quickly to provide an anticlimactic end to Everhardt’s REBEL career but it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen the
way Mikey had envisioned it. So what does Mikey do? What Mikey does best! He grabs the TWOx4 and waits for Everhardt to stand up. He’s smiling sadistically,
waiting for Everhard to stand. Slowly, he gets his wish as Everhardt uses the ropes to pull himself up, holding the back of his wounded head. Mikey swings
the TWOx4 but Everhardt moves out of the way… the TWOx4 hits the rope and bounces off back at Mikey’s head! The fans cheer as Mikey grabs his bleeding
forehead. Everhardt with a dropkick that sends Mikey down to the ground. Mikey gets back to his feet, only to stumble right into a Kobashi Special! Everhardt
with a cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! After taking a brief moment to get some oxygen in his lungs, Everhardt gets up, bringing Mikey with him. He kicks him
in the gut, hooks his arms. WELCOME TO HOUSTON MOTHER(BLEEP)ER! Mikey is screaming in agony, holding his lower back as Everhardt goes for another cover.
ONE! TWO! THR-KICKOUT! Everhardt winded but unwilling to give up on Mikey. He has been dominating nearly this entire match and isn’t about to give an advantage
back to Mikey. He delivers a few stomps then picks him up. A scoop and a slam. Now Everhardt is climbing up the turnbuckle with his back turned to Mikey…
moonsault time maybe? But Mikey is getting to his feet. Everhardt with a moonsault… caught by Mikey! Mikey is going to tombstone Everhardt… no! Everhardt
reverses it! NO! Mikey reverses it! NO! Everhardt reverses it and lands it! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! MIKEY KICKS OUT! Everhardt looks frustrated
and exhausted. He checks on Mikey who appears to be out of it, then decides to go back up top again. He won’t be deterred from delivering this moonsault!
But Mikey is stirring… he gets to his feet. Mikey climbs up behind Everhardt. And he’s bashing his head into the cage! AGAIN AND AGAIN! AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Everhardt is bleeding now too. Mikey with a waistlock… SUPER BACK SUPLEX! But Mikey is too exhausted to make a cover. Both men are lying on their backs
as the referee checks on them. Mikey appears to be the first to get to his feet. He is leaning against the ropes, blood still trickling down his face,
trying to regain his composure and come up with a game plan. He sees Everhardt slowly get to his feet and charges him… but Everhardt catches him with an
OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! Everhardt waiting for Mikey to get to his feet. He’s struggling, holding
his lower back…and he stumbles right into a Backdrop Clutch! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! MIKEY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE NANOSECOND! Everhardt slow to
get to his feet. He brings Mikey with him. He’s going up top with him. Slowly they climb up the turnbuckles. Time for the HARDT ATTACK! This oughta do
it! He hooks him… but Mikey is elbowing his way out of it! Mikey again uses the cage wall to further crimson the face of his enemy. Mikey spins around…
INVERTED SUPERPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Both men are not moving as the fans wonder if these two can inflict
any more damage on the other and still be able to continue. But their hatred for each other and their desire for the contender’s trophy keeps them motivated.
Both men getting to their feet. Mikey is the first. He’s standing behind Everhardt… MANNYPLEX! MANNYPLEX! COVER! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! NO! KICKOUT BY EVERHARDT!
Mikey slowly gets to his feet. Both men are bleeding and sweating, fighting to keep their eyes free of both. Mikey’s eyes fall on his glassy TWOx4! He
smiles. He reaches down and picks it up, smiling at it. He turns around… only to see a steel chair come at his forehead! He ducks it… and CRACKS Everhardt
across the cheek with the TWOx4. He swings it again but Everhardt blocks it with the chair. Everhardt hits Mikey in the gut with the chair. Brings it down
over his head… again ducked by Mikey! Mikey swings the TWOx4! CRACK! AGAIN! AGAIN! Everhardt falls. Mikey laughing maniacally as he slowly walks towards
his prey, who is now bleeding from his face. Mikey swings it down at Everhardt! CRACK! CRACK! AGAIN! AGAIN! The fans are booing unmercifully at Mikey as
he raises his bloody TWOx4 in the air, smiling ear to ear. Everhardt is crimson as Mikey drops the TWOx4. He begins setting up the table as Everhardt slowly
gets to his feet, wiping the blood from his eyes. Mikey kicks him in the gut… EVERPLEX! Mikey finishes setting up the table. He grabs Everhardt by the
arm and puts him on it. Mikey goes up top! THE MASSACRE-NO! NO! Everhardt rolls off and Mikey crashes through the table! Everhardt slowly gets to his feet.
He wipes the blood from his eyes as Mikey struggles to get to his feet. Everhardt steps forward…SUPERNICK! SUPERNICK! And he covers Mikey! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO!
NO! Kickout by Mikey Massacre! Everhardt gets to his feet and brings Mikey up with him. He’s bringing him up top! He hooks the Hardt Attack! Mikey with
a headbutt. Another. Another! ANOTHER! Mikey with THE SELLOUT! THE SELLOUT! Mikey draps an arm over Everhardt’s body. ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! KICKOUT!
KICKOUT! Nick Everhardt just kicked out of Mikey’s finisher! Mikey can’t believe it! He argues with the ref for a moment before looking up at the top of
the cage. He knows it’s going to take something special to finish off Nick Everhardt’s career. He climbs up the turnbuckle. Now he’s climbing up the FIFTEEN
FEET HIGH CAGE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Mikey gets to the top of the cage and looks out at the fans… and feels
disgusted. He gives them all the finger with both hands then begins to climb down the cage. Mikey Massacre will do whatever he can to PREVENT the fans
from seeing something they want to see. They are now booing him unmercifully, not because they wanted to see Nick Everhardt splashed from the top of the
cage… but because they thought they were going to see a human being drop fifteen feet! Mikey gets back to the turnbuckle. Looks like he has settled for
The Massacre! HE NAILS IT! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO MORE NICK EVERHARDT IN REBEL? THREE! NO! NO! KICKOUT! NICK EVERHARDT KICKED OUT OF BOTH OF MIKEY MASSACRE’S
FINISHERS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Mikey looks ANGRY! Both because he can’t pin Everhardt… and because he knows
what he must do. Even if it provides exactly the type of entertainment he doesn’t want to give the fans, Mikey knows what he must do. Sighing, using every
ounce of energy left in him, Mikey looks up at the top of the cage and begins making his way towards it. First up the turnbuckles, then slowly he climbs
up the cage. Everhardt is trying to move but his body is simply broken. Mikey gives his middle fingers to the booing fans before leaping off… FIFTEEN FOOT
TOP OF THE CAGE SPLASH TO EVERHARDT! The fans are both cheering and booing, conflicted about their feelings… what they just saw was INCREDIBLE but it means
Everhardt is GONE from REBEL! Mikey drapes an arm. ONE! TWO! THREE! Now it’s ALL booing as the fans realize what this means… JENNY JERSEY: And your winner…
and NEW holder of the Number One Contender Trophy… MIKEY MASSACRE! As a result of this match, Nick Everhardt will no longer be competing in REBEL Pro Wrestling.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mikey is not moving. But Everhardt is. Slowly, as the booing intensifies, Everhardt gets to his feet. PLEASE
DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! Everhardt nods his head at the fans, points to them, and bangs his fist on his heart, letting
them know how much they have meant to him. The officials open the door to the cage and Everhardt slowly leaves a REBEL Pro ring for the LAST time. PLEASE
DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! Mikey is being given the trophy but isn’t conscious enough to appreciate the moment. Besides,
the fans aren’t paying attention to that. Their eyes are locked on Everhardt as he makes his way down the aisle, refusing medical attention, wanting to
leave his last match on his own two feet. He gives them one final wave before making his way through the curtain…………………… REBEL Pro Wrestling without Nick
Everhardt? There was a REBEL Pro before Everhardt… But can there be one AFTER him?

~Please insert Disc #2~

REBEL Underground 12/15/2009

Underground
12-15-2009
Underground Arena-Raleigh, NC

“Oh the weather outside is frightful, the fire in these people are delightful, but as long as you love Rebel Pro, let’s see The Show, Lets see The Show,
lets see The Show”

The crowd of kids waiting outside are singing their own rendition of a classic Christmas song, hoping that they will get their wish. The group scream,
as does the women in the crowd because here are the very special ticket exchangers sent by Larry Gordon, the entire Bluegrass Mafia family. Lyndsey, Jonothan,
Matthew, and of course here is “The Show” Chad Kurtis.

“Oh I love you Jonothan!”

“I want to marry you J-Kurt!”

“Have a Merry Christmas Mafia!”

All sorts of yells are hurled at the Mafia as they hand out a signed photo to each person that comes through the ticket exchange line. Chad nods and signs
a “The Show” poster from a year ago, J-Kurt signs the Bluegrass Extreme t-shirt, Matthew autographs a original Bluegrass Mafia 1.0 t-shirt and poster for
a young boy and Lyndsey signs her name to a NAPW poster of her. The temperature outside is chilly, but these four Rebel Pro ticket exchangers have no intention
of going in until the last ticket is taken up.

“Ooooooooh Raaaaaaaaannnnndy!”

Oh no, here comes the loveable, the sexy, the absurdley large love machine… no not Mr. Kool-aid, but Mr. Richter Scale himself, Randy Richter. His bellyrounds
the corner and here he comes to the delight of the females outside, he finally exits the front doors to shake hands and his belly. Randy is wearing a Santa
hat along with a sexy Santa suit, he chuckles as he assists The Bluegrass Mafia in exchanging toys for tickets. There are a pile of toys over in the corner
and the pile is continuing to grow. An old blue pickup pulls into the parking lot, a pile of toys in the back, out steps Cuzin’ Zeke waving his hand for
everyone. Jenny Jersey steps outside to help with the festivities as everyone helps Zeke unload the toys from the bed of his pickup truck. Now the toys
have doubled, no tripled in volume. Jenny grabs a megaphone from just inside the door.

JENNY JERSEY: Rebel Pro fans, the show will begin in thirty minutes, be sure to be at your seats so you don’t miss any of the action inside the ring.

The crowd roars their approval as we cut to inside the arena, thirty minutes later.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one-fall and will open Underground tonight…

“Driver’s High” cues up and Dez Carter emerges to some cheers but mostly silence, the REBEL fans never happy with someone who doesn’t speak up on the YouTube
channel.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania—

All of the sudden, Carter’s intro music ends and “Code of Energy” by Papa Roach takes its place. Aeolus Wrath emerges and pushes past Carter on his way
to the ring. JENNY JERSEY: Umm… his opponent? From Somerset, Bermuda, weighing two-hundred and six pounds… AEOLUS WRATH!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wrath just cut Carter’s entrance short with his own!

COREY TAYLOR: Best Christmas gift I ever received! Merry Christmas everyone! Woohoo!

The two competitors circle one another… collar-and-elbow! The bigger Dez Carter immediately applies a side headlock. Wrath pushes him back into the ropes,
whips Carter off of them. Carter comes flying back, ducks a clothesline, off of the opposite ropes… roundhouse kick nearly takes Carter’s head off. The
fans are unsure of Wrath since his unprovoked attack on Carter a few weeks back, but they can’t help but cheer for the perfectly-executed kick that has
Carter lying unmoving on the ground. Wrath stares out at the crowd with a blank stare, disturbed by their cheer. He pushes his black hair our of his eyes
and picks Carter up, putting him in the corner.

ROB MARTINEZ: Carter’s eyes look empty! Wrath could easily pin him right now!

COREY TAYLOR: Wrath is the next big thing in REBEL and he is going to prove it. Get him, buddy!

Wrath glares at Taylor as if to say “No one is my buddy!” Wrath steps back then forward with an elbow strike to Carter’s temple. Carter staggers forward.
Wrath with a series of three kicks, the first to his gut, the second to his head, knocking him backwards and the third is a scissor kick that lands right
across Carter’s throat.

ROB MARTINEZ: Absolutely vicious assault!

Wrath picks up Carter and puts him in the corner. He runs across the ring, then sprints forward… jumping knee strike to Carter! Carter staggers forward,
only to turn around and receive a flying leg lariat from the Bermuda Bomber! Wrath considers going for a pin but shakes his head no. The crowd has turned
almost uncomfortably silent, perhaps worried about Carter or embarrassed for him or a combination of the two. Wrath picks up the American Samurai and puts
him in the corner. His eyes are rolling into the back of his head. Wrath goes to the outside and grabs a steel chair. He wraps it around Carter’s head.
And he goes to the opposite turnbuckle… DROPKICK ACROSS THE RING TO CARTER’S SQUASH!

COREY TAYLOR: I’m joining these fans… HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

The fans and Taylor chant in unison as Martinez shakes his head.

ROB MARTINEZ: You know, I realize we are a no-disqualification federation, but there comes a point and time when the referee just has to do something!
COREY TAYLOR: Get a job with NAPW, wimp!

Wrath goes for a cover… FINALLY!

ONE!

TWO!

NO! Carter did not kick out… but Wrath stood up. He’s not done!

ROB MARTINEZ: This man has no mercy! NONE!

COREY TAYLOR: And that’s why he needs a strap around that waist!

Wrath puts Carter on the top-rope but has no idea where he actually is at the moment. Wrath with a springboard… AEOSHOCKER!

The fans pick up their ‘Holy Shit’ chant as Wrath finally makes his cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: And your winner… AEOLUS WRATH!

Wrath looks out at the crowd. He doesn’t allow the referee to raise his hand and leaves as “Code of Energy” blares. The resident EMT runs out to check
on Carter who is unresponsive.

REBEL HAS FELT THE WRATH!

Or, put more succinctly… CARTER HAS FELT THE WRATH!

ROB MARTINEZ: Carter is unresponsive in the ring, he may need to be transported to the local hospital.

A couple of other EMTs rush down to the ring, carrying a stretcher with them. They place Dez Carter on a backboard before sliding him onto the stretcher
and rushing him out of the building.

COREY TAYLOR: I don’t know if I will care enough to give an update on his condition, but Rob is wussy enough to later this evening.

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you have no compassion?

COREY TAYLOR: Is that a new kind of liquor? Perhaps a new metal CD?

——————————————————————————–

“Heavy Metal Machine” hits the sound system as the fans immediately begin to boo because it isn’t time for this particular man to be in a match just yet.
“Cut the damn music!”

Immediately the music is cut, the fans still boo however.

“You can either shut your infernal hethan mouths or I can stay out here all night until I get what I want to say off my chest.”

The crowd does quiet down a bit as they want Michael gone as soon as possible. A cup comes flying out of the crowd striking Michael in the forehead. Michael
looks in the direction, glaring at each person in turn.

“I’m going to let that one slide, seeing as it is Christmas time, but if another strikes me you pathetic wastes of breeding will suffer the Massacre wrath.”
Michael walks on down to the ring, many fans giving him a two finger salute behind his back. He jumps at a young fan, scaring the little girl to tears,
Michael just laughs.

“Pathetic, you little girl are getting absolutely nothing for Christmas because there is no Santa Clause, your dad is a worthless bum and your mother…
is a two bit…”

“I’m A Rebel hits the speakers as Larry Gordon comes from the back, face red from anger.

LARRY GORDON: “Now hold on a bit there Mr. Massacre! I will tolerate you running down wrestlers a bit, I will tolerate you running me down, I will tolerate
you talking bad about Rebel somewhat… but I will not! I repeat will NOT! allow you to badgger any fan of this promotion under my watch! Do you understand
me?!”

Michael nods, laughing as he rolls into the ring.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: “Gordon, just the fat waste of space I wanted to see. You’ve got Chad Kurtis running around donating his wages tonight to the Salvation
Army, you’ve got him taking up toys and exchanging them for tickets, you’ve even gotten him to donate his time to cook for the hungry here… But you know
what you don’t have? Peace of mind see I want to talk to your pathetic ass tonight, right here and right now…”

LARRY GORDON: “Oh really, what could you possibly want with me? Let me guess, you want to talk bad about Rebel? You want to run down my booking ideas?
You want to… lets see… destroy this company?”

Michael nods at all of them, but smiles his wicked smile.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: “Actually Gordon, I wanted to get the best tag team in Rebel Pro a match, seeing as how your booking ideas belong in a toilet… they
aren’t booked in a match. I swear Gordon, your booking brain is worse than the Carolina Panthers.”

Chuckle from Massacre as the crowd boos the man in the ring heavily.

LARRY GORDON: “So, you want Revolutions and Revelations in a match here tonight?”

Michael nods.

LARRY GORDON: “Lets see, the only team here tonight is Justin Thyme and Christopher Samsonite, so… yeah there will be a tag team match here with those
four men tonight.”

Michael nods as he steps through the ropes.

LARRY GORDON: “Hold on Mikey… you are banned from ringside!”

MICHAEL MASSACRE: “You can’t do that!”

LARRY GORDON: “I can… and I did. Oh and get the hell out of the ringside area because the match… is on now!”

The crowd roars their approval as security come out to escort Michael Massacre from ringside.

“The Champion In Me” hits up as Christopher Samsonite and Justin Thyme run from the back to slap hands and slide into the ring. Jenny Jersey doesn’t have
the cue cards for her announcing so she doesn’t introduce either team.

“Heavy Metal Machine” hits back up as Raphael and Gabriel stalk from the back, carrying a pair of steel chairs and a pair of baseball bats. Inside the
ring Justin and Christopher are set for battle, not backing down in the least.

ROB MARTINEZ: Revolutions and Revelations seem ready for battle, a little uneven battle.

COREY TAYLOR: Justin and Christopher could have come prepared, but they didn’t.

DING DING

Justin and Chris dive over the top rope at their two opponents, but the chairs connect solidly with their skulls sending them limply down to the floor.
Raphael brings Justin up to his feet, Thyme already bleeding from the forehead. Raphael slams the bat into his midsection before slamming the chair down
on his back. Gabriel picks Christopher up, he actually bites him on the cheek before sending the bat into his crotch and ensuring that he doesn’t have
a pleasant night tonight.

ROB MARTINEZ: This is uncalled for, get the match in the ring.

COREY TAYLOR: Keep bringing it on, pound their ugly faces in, make them look uglier than Rob’s mother!

ROB MARTINEZ: One more word and you shall get bitch slapped.

COREY TAYLOR: I didn’t know your mother was here tonight.

WHACK!

Gabriel grinds Chris’ head into the ring steps before he lifts him up, powerbomb onto the steps and Chris looks to be broken in half now. Raphael pulls
the flesh apart on Justin’s wound, causing the blood to flow more freely. Raphael slams his head into the ring apron before handcuffing Justin to the top
rope so he dangles there by his wrists. Gabriel handcuffs Christopher right beside him and the two hang there with their blood dripping down their bodies
and their eyes closed from the pain.

ROB MARTINEZ: Will no one stop this?!

COREY TAYLOR: That hurt man, never knew you could hit so hard. I hope not! Get ‘em boys!

Chair shot to Justin’s face, baseball bat to Christopher’s face. Raphael pulls a set of brass knuckles from inside his pocket and begins to beat Christopher
senseless as he hangs there helpless. Gabriel pulls tacks from his pocket, he slowly and methodically places them on Justin’s body. Gabriel moves over
to Chris’ body, placing tacks in his body as well as Raphael beats Chris senseless with the brass knuckles.

COREY TAYLOR: Look at the artistry, two R’s on each of their bloody chests, Justin and Christopher should be so proud that they’ve been tatooed.

ROB MARTINEZ: This is sick and haneous,… are they getting?

Raphael pulls a small can of lighter fluid from a fan at ringside, pouring it over the two hanging bodies as Gabriel flicks a lighter.

“Heee heee heee heee hee… Everybody come see the greatest show…”

The crowd explodes with cheers as two men, loved by the fans, Freak and Shut Down run from the back with steel chairs in their hands. Gabriel and Raphael
turn at the sound of the music.

ROB MARTINEZ: Yeah boy! Here comes the calvary!

COREY TAYLOR: Is that what yo… nevermind.

Freak with a chair shot to Raphael, Shut Down with a chair shot to Gabriel. Freak Show drop the chairs, going for fists instead. Freak with a right, Shut
Down with a bigger right, Gabriel and Raphael are backed off from Justin and Christopher.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: “Boys, Gabriel! Raphael! Leave now! You’ll be back to fight another day… it is time to leave now though… Freak and Shut Down… glad
that you are back, gives my boys someone fresh to beat on…

Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael walk backwards through the curtains as Freak and Shut Down grab a pair of wire cutters and release Justin and Christopher
from their handcuffs. The crowd is still cheering Freak Show who have returned.

ROB MARTINEZ: They picked a perfect time…

Shut Down chokeslams Justin down to the floor before double foot stomping him on his face. Freak lifts Christopher up, piledriver onto the concrete before
he double foot stomps his face as well. The crowd is silenced by their actions.

ROB MARTINEZ: What? Why? Huh?

COREY TAYLOR: I’d say the What is that Night Thyme just got their asses kicked by Freak Show. The why… probably because Larry Gordon has held them down
for too long. The huh… most likely too many illegal drugs in your younger days, it has a tendency to do that to you after prolonged use.

The crowd begins to boo Freak Show although there are still some cheers, hard to forget all of their wonderful gifts and hilarious promos. But the majority
of the crowd is extremely hating Freak and Shut Down right now, Freak Show smiles as they both walk calmly backstage, their job having been done.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first…

Europe’s “The Final Countdown” blares to life as The Phoenix walks out from the back, to a big ovation of boos and here comes Scottie Snow looking like
his feelings are hurt. Phoenix struts to the ring, his head held high while Snow holds his head in shame; the crowd still boos the Phoenix as some reach
out to slap Snow to encourage him.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the team of SCOTTIE “THE PANTHER” SNOW and THE PHOENIX!

The Club Remix of “My Old Kentucky Home” hits up as the crowd explodes for the Bluegrass Extreme. Chad and Jonothan walk from the back both wearing Santa
hats and passing out candy canes to those in attendance.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, they are your Rebel Pro Tag Team Championship Number One contenders…
the team of CHAD and JONOTHAN KURTIS… THE BLUEGRASS EXTREME!

DING DING

The Phoenix pushes Snow towards the corner to get out of the ring because he wants to start the match. Scottie points behind Phoenix, but Rob just shakes
his head. Chad comes flying through the air with a forearm taht sends Phoenix into Snow in the corner. Chad rolls out of the way and here comes Jonothan
with a flying body splash on the confused Phoenix and Snow. Jonothan whips Scottie into the ropes, back body from J-Kurt as Chad bounces off the ropes
with a leg drop taking Snow out of the match momentarily.

ROB MARTINEZ: Bluegrass Extreme showing why they are a great tag team, brothers working together.

COREY TAYLOR: I’ve heard that Jonothan is adopted.

Chad whips Rob into the ropes, leap frog from J-kurt and Phoenix rebounds off the ropes. Thigh kick from Rob, but here comes Chad leaping over his younger
brother, fist to the side of Phoenix’s head. Rob manages to avoid the fist, catching Chad with a deep arm drag down to the canvas. Phoenix gets up to his
feet, glancing with disgust over at Scottie Snow before J-Kurt comes into the picture. Roundhouse kick but Phoenix nimbly avoids it shoving his foot forward
into the midsection of J-Kurt. Phoenix sets him up and delivers his pattented cradle piledriver.

COREY TAYLOR: The Flame!

Rob climbs to the top turnbuckle, lining Jonothan up for The Ashes, a flying top turnbuckle elbow drop. Chad kips up to the top turnbuckle, right hand
to Phoenix rocks him in a precarious position on the top turnbuckle. Phoenix with a right hand of his own to Chad sending him swaying backwards as well.
Phoenix with a second fist, but Chad with a second one of his own. Chad with a knee into the midsection, but he loses his balance. Phoenix shoves him backwards,
Chad grabs the mask of The Phoenix dragging him down with him in a top rope super facebuster. Phoenix flops in the corner, before going limp from the move.
J-Kurt gets up to his feet, looking around a bit confused from the cradle piledriver. Here comes Scottie Snow with a flying axehandle.

COREY TAYLOR: Never count out the devoted Scottie Snow!

ROB MARTINEZ: Last time, you couldn’t even stand him.

COREY TAYLOR: What are you talking about?

Jonothan flips Scottie Snow backwards, but The Panther manages to land on the middle turnbuckle with both feet springing back with a backfist. Jonothan
goes down and Scottie is up quickly. Leg sweep from The Panther but The Show leaps up to avoid the basic move. Snow looks up at Chad, The Innovater of
Offense looks back, they both nod at each other. Collar and elbow in the center of the ring, Snow whipped into the ropes. Chad charges in with a clothesline,
but Snow springs to the top rope, flipping back over Chad delivering a dropkick to his back that sends him over the top rope. Chad manages to catch the
top rope with his right hand, but Scottie with a dropkick through the ropes sends Chad out to the floor below.

COREY TAYLOR: What an awesome move from The Panther right there.

ROB MARTINEZ: Give it time folks, he’ll hate him soon enough.

Snow turns around and here comes J-Kurt with a running clothesline, Snow back bodies Jonothan over the top. J-Kurt spins to land on is feet, ramming Snow
in the midsection with his shoulder. Snow manages to side step out of the way, he tangles J-Kurt in the ropes with a DDT that has J-Kurt’s feet tangled
up in the ropes. Snow rushes over to check on Rob who is struggling to get up to his feet, his arm held at an ackward angle to his body. Rob points out
to Snow what he wants him to do. Scottie hits the ropes, dropkick to J-Kurt’s head untangles him and puts him in position. Rob barks out an order and Scottie
climbs to the top turnbuckle. Chad Kurtis climbs to the apron as Rob tries to warn Snow, but he falls to a seated position holding at his right arm. Chad
climbs to the top turnbuckle, managing to leap up on Snow’s shoulders and send them both crashing down to the mat with a top rope hurricanrana!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh My God!

COREY TAYLOR: Figured Snow would screw it up somehow, he always does.

Chad pulls himself up and then Scottie along with him. Chad has Snow in a powerbomb position and here comes Jonothan with a neckbreaker slam!

ROB MARTINEZ: Rapture!

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah yeah, the two of them hit their move the Big Blue Madness, yada yada yada.

Chad tells Jonothan to go for the cover as he makes sure Phoenix isn’t lying about his possibly broken arm, Jimmy Johnson slides into position.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, Jonothan Kurtis and Chad Kurtis… Bluegrass Extreme!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a match, some high flying, a broken arm, and teamwork… amazing.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following tag team match is set for one fall! Introducing first…

Bring the Bungle. The crowd boos.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first at a total combined weight of four-hundred and sixty-six pounds, Jim and Tommy Jonas, THE JONAS BROS!

The Jonas Bros slide into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Jonas Brothers are in dire need of a tag team win here tonight if they ever want to get back into title contention.

“Eat It” by Weird Al kicks up and Randy Richter dances to ringside.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents! First, weighing in at three-hundred and fifty-nine pounds… from Charlotte, North Carolina he is RANDY RICHTER!

ROB MARTINEZ: The REBEL fans sure have taken to the next man who will challenge for the World Title, thanks to his big win at our last show.

COREY TAYLOR: It’s a sad state of events.

Randy gets in the ring, jiggling his belly to the music. That’s replaced by DEMON HUNTER. Out to the pounding metalz comes THOMAS YOUNG. He slaps a few
hands on the way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, weighing in at two-hundred and forty-five pounds… from Hollywood Florida, he is the former World Champion THOMAS YOUNG!
COREY TAYLOR: That’s a lie, he was NEVER REBEL champion!

ROB MARTINEZ: *sigh* Thomas Young upset Michael Massacre last month, but was unable to retain the title in the rematch. You have to believe that’s not
the last time Young is going to be competing for the world title… in fact, Randy Richter has vowed to give Young the first shot at the title, should
Richter win the title in January.

COREY TAYLOR: He only made that promise because he knows he won’t be able to keep it.

Referee Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell!

DING DING DING

And here we go, all four men going at it in this REBEL RULES tag team match. No tags needed, all four men legal at all times. Immediately the Jonas Brothers
go after Young and Richter, the bigger Jim Jonas going for the big man Richter, while Tommy goes for Thomas Young. They back their opponents into the corner,
then try to irish whip them out. Richter and Young both reverse, sending the Jonas brothers colliding. Randy grabs Jim and slams him back into the corner.
Young whips Tommy into Jim. Then Young signals for Randy? What’s this?

YOUNG IRISH WHIPS RANDY INTO THE CORNER, SQUASHING BOTH JONAS BROS! Randy turned before the impact, nailing them with his big butt. He steps out, then
thrusts backwards Andre the Giant style! Randy dances out of the corner and Tommy Jonas falls down onto his hands & knees. Jim falls down on his knees…
The crowd starts laughing. Because seriously, Jim looks like he’s ‘humbling’ his brother. Randy and Young point it out, egging the crowd on. The Jonas
Brothers suddenly freak out and shove away from each other. Tommy yells at Jim, What the hell man? Jim says sorry, and then the Brothers hug. The crowd
laughs more at them, so they break away suddenly and yell “NO HOMO.” Then charge at Randy and Young! Both men get boots to the face and knocked down. Randy
hits the ropes and delivers a running jumping leg drop to Jim while Young lifts up Tommy and delivers a vicious fisherman’s buster suplex. Double covers
made ONE, TWO, the Jonas Brothers each kick-out.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Jonas Brothers need to get their game together here — this makeshift team of Randy Richter and Thomas Young are completely dominating
them! Just like Jim dominates Tommy.

COREY TAYLOR: Hey!

The Jonas Brothers are each pulled up. Randy scoops up Jim and walks around the ring, finally powerslamming him in the center. Meanwhile, Young has Tommy
in the corner, throwing stiff forearm shots. Randy covers Jim, another two count. Young whips Tommy out of the corner, right for Randy to scoop HIM up
and powerslam Tommy onto Jim! Then … what’s this? Young tells Richter to do something. Randy POWERBOMBS YOUNG — on top of the Jonas Brothers! Thomas
rolls off, so does Tommy, then Randy delivers a sitdown splash on top of Jim. That’s a cover! ONE! TWO! Tommy nails Randy to break it up. Tommy with a
kick right to the side of Randy’s face, knocking him to his knees. Tommy hits the ropes, comes running off with a dropkick right to the face! Randy in
the ropes, as Tommy hits them and gets another run —

ROARING ELBOW!

Young out of NOWHERE stuns Tommy, who spins around dazed. Young lifts him up — YOUNG CUTTER! Tommy may be out, but Jim Jonas is now managed to be up.
He clotheslines Thomas Young from behind, then sets him up for a Brainbuster…

But Young flips out! He’s behind Jim, hooks him! OMEGA DRIVER! Jim is down, but Richter is going to the top rope! Nearly four-hundred pounder going up
top, he looks out before the final step, then gets up top and FLIES OFF!

MAGNITUDE 8!

Randy rolls off and Young covers Jim, Tommy is still on the floor, coming to, but too late to stop ONE, TWO, THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners, THOMAS YOUNG and RANDY RICHTER!

ROB MARTINEZ: A big win here tonight for Young & Richter, ending the year on a winning note! Not such a good night for the Jonas Bros, however…

Young and Randy shake hands in the middle of the ring, then play to the fans. Randy dances while Thomas just shakes his head.

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***Rebel Pro Youtube Exclusive***

[Backstage in the locker room area, Mack is just making his arrival inside the Underground Arena. Although Mack is not competing against anyone, he’s actually
the special guest referee, for three guys who all had some confrontation a while back with him. Zeke, Black and Massacre! So as promised, Mack will go
to each of the individual’s locker room and suggest how the match should take place.]

[Inside the REBEL Pro’s referee locker room are Jimmy and Alan, along with special referee for tonight, Mack. They basically went over a few steps Mack
needs to know before getting himself all tied-up in a knot with three guys in one match. Now they are wrapping things up.]

MACK: That’s all?

Alan: That’s all! Not bad huh?

MACK: Nah, not one bit. I already know what I’m going to do when I get out there.

JIMMY: Just make sure it’s the right call and not wrong. Because you already will know the circumstances afterwards.

MACK: Oh no, basically I will call the match straight down the middle. Whomever gets the pin 1..2..3! That’s the winner, no cheating for no one. In fact,
I think I should go to the guys locker room and explain this, right now! Because I don’t want to hurt nobody, nor am I trying to get jump by a bunch of
no goods.

ALLAN: Hold on before you do that, I suggest that me and Jimmy come along, because we don’t want nothing to happen before the actual match! And we will
know in person that everything will be official and right!

MACK: Well I don’t need the two of you, but come on anyways!

{fade to Mack and Cuzin’ Zeke}

[Mack leads the way, as Alan and Jimmy are following behind. The first locker room Mack walks next to is Cuzin Zeke. Mack knocks…]

ZEKE: Hey’s who knocking now.. geez i trying to gets ready for my match… dont ya knows!!

MACK: It’s Mack!

ZEKE: What the Hecks now ya wants from me.. ya the ref…i dont thinks is a good idea to be seen with me..?

MACK: First of all, I do not want any harm! I just need to let you know how the match shall be to my standards.

[Zeke opens the door and the two do a major stare-down. Until, Zeke walks back into the locker room and sits.]

ZEKE: How exactly should this match goes! Because I don’t want to have to does something stupid, if ya aint calling the match fairs… i wants a even steven
match.. no monkey business..or ya may see this here horseshoe up close..!!

MACK: And I do not want to block that horseshoe, the come back with a right jab, because it will not be pretty. Nor will it be smart on my part.

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the chair and gets in the face of Mack. As Alan and Jimmy steps up to get inbetween the two.]

ZEKE: Oh what you bought your new boys with you? Because if it wasn’t for them twos.. ya knows ya may not gets out of this here lockerroom looking so pretty..
I telling ya.. watch yourself..

MACK: Watch myself? Nah, buddy you watch yourself…

[Mack turns around as if he was about to head for the exit. But quickly turns back around.]

MACK: Being for the simple fact that I don’t like you, but hell just one night I might have to be the bigger man to back down! Because I don’t want to
do nothing that might cost me my job! And it won’t be a next time! So like I said, you do your job out there, like a normal man! And hell you might be
the one who gets the 1, 2, 3!!! IF YOU’RE LUCKY!

[Mack walks out, along with Jimmy and Alan]

ZEKE: Yeah!!! You’re doing the right thing, keep it moving buddy, keep you and your shadows.. moving, before you get me all hypered up, boy and mights
loose it..!!!

{fade to Mack and Vincent Black}

[Walking further down the hall along with Jimmy and Alan, Mack steps beside another guy locker room whom he will referee for in that Triple Threat Match,
Vincent Black. Mack speaks…]

MACK: A guys, this should be a good one.

JIMMY: Oh yeah, way better. Vincent Black is more on the cool side.

ALAN: I’m not sure about that.

JIMMY: Only one way to find out.

[Mack knocks on the door.]

Bam… Bam… Bam!!!

[They wait patiently for Black’s response.]

JIMMY: He may have already left.

MACK: To go where? If anything he needs to be preparing for his match.

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ALAN: True.

[He knocks again, but harder.]

BAM!!! BAM!!! Bahhhh…..

[Before he can get the last knock in, the door opens up quickly as a female dressed in a pink towels meets Mack face to face. All three Mack, Alan and
Jimmy at the same time looks her up and down in the same motion.]

MACK, JIMMY, and ALAN: Dammnnn!!!

[Vincent Black immediately comes to the door, dressed in a black towel.]

VINCENT: What the f(bleep) you want!? Can’t you see I’m busy man.

MACK: Oh yeah, I can see! I see that this is the wrong time for what I had to say.

VINCENT: Oh no it’s not.

[Vincent turn his attention back to the girl.]

VINCENT: A girl, go get back in the shower. I’ll be there in a minute.

[And then he shuts the door.]

VINCENT: Now, what’s on your mind? I see you got the refs, with you. What you about to do beat me up??

MACK: Oh na, I’m not here to do battle with you or nothing. I just want to tell you I want a clean fight, tonight!

VINCENT: What you mean a clean fight? I’m up against Zeke. And let’s not forget about Michael Massacre. There’s no telling what he’ll do, so I have no
choice but to bring my A-Game. And if I need to go into my hat and bring out a few tricks, then all hell, I will!

MACK: Well yeah, Michael may be a little handful. S(bleep) I’m about to walk down to his locker rooms as well and hopefully I can persuade him into fighting
a clean battle. And may this match become REBEL’s Match of the Year.

VINCENT: It sounds easy, but it will not be, for one second. But I’ve changed and I may apply by the rules, unless I smell something fishy!

MACK: And I will appreciate it. Hell I’m not a referee, I’ve told to do this job being that anything can happen inside that ring. So why not pick a guy
who’s familiar with you guys and also can go the distance with ya’ll.

VINCENT: True.

MACK: But I’m not going to hold you up man, I know your old lady is back in there getting all wet for you. Go handle your business man!

VINCENT: [Smirk on his face] Oh no doubt.

[Mack extends his arm out for a handshake, Vincent paused for a minute, before he too extend his arm and giving Mack a handshake. Before they let go to
go there separate ways, Mack comes in closer and says…]

MACK: [Quietly] Your old girl doesn’t have a sister?

VINCENT: Na, brothers.

MACK: Girl cousins?

VINCENT: Nah, just nephews

MACK: Well what about her mom?

VINCENT: She’s married!

MACK: Well what ab… [Gets cut off]

JIMMY and ALAN: Ah come on!

VINCENT: She got friends!!

MACK: Well hook a brother up man.

VINCENT: After the match… If I win!!

MACK: [Smirk on his face] We’ll see!!!

{fade to Mack and Michael Massacre}

[ Mack, Alan and Jimmy all head back down the opposite side of the hallway, heading towards no one other than Michael Massacre. Mack isn’t pleased on his
decision by describing his match styles to this individual, but it’s something he must get through.

The trio walks up to Michael’s door, with Mack glancing at the Private Room sign, he knocks anyway. He hears a bunch of voices in the back, which sounds
to be like Gabriel and Raphael.]

VOICE: Who’s at the f(bleeping) door?

MACK: It’s Mack!

MICHAEL: [Speaking quietly to the boys] What the f(bleep) does this guy want?

[Then he walks closer to the door]

MICHAEL: What you want Mack?? Huh? You want to try to sneak attack me again! That’s what you want right?

MACK: Nah, man! This has nothing to do with the past! Can you just put that shit aside you for a minute.

GABRIEL: Oh go ahead and let his ass in! What’s the worse that can happen, with the three of us here, and one of him. Oh yeah! Come on in boy.

MICHAEL: Hold up! A Mack, what you want!! Why you’ve decided to come to my locker room?

MACK: It’s about the match tonight.

RAPHAEL: About the match, tonight! Sounds fishy to me.

MICHAEL: What about the match!!?

MACK: I just want to give you some heads up, about how the match should go down.

RAPHAEL: Mike, don’t open that door. Since, when does a guy or referee come up to the door and give you suggestions about how a match shall go? Never!
MICHAEL: I mean like Gabriel said once before, what’s the worse can happen?

[Michael opens the door and see Mack standing right in front of him, eye to eye! Both guys have locked eyes to eyes, and anything can happen at anytime!
So both, Jimmy and Alan gets inbetween the two, before any sudden movement takes place!]

RAPHAEL: Oh shit, come Gabriel he got his boys with him too.

MICHAEL: No. No! He’s cool for right now. So what up!? Tell me exactly how the match should go, Mack! I mean it’s obvious that I have been wrestling for
many years. And being that you want to come and make suggestion on how I shall wrestle my match, when I should beat your ass from that stunt you pulled
a couple of weeks ago! To be honest, you can flap your little crusty lips because whatever I choose to do in that ring tonight, is what I’m going to do!
MACK: Oh is that right! You think it’ll be that easy huh! It’s never that easy when I’m around. You think I’m some welcome mat, that you can step over
everyday! Nah, buddy! I’m back, and it’s no other person in the world I rather get my hands on, other than you! So like I said, love it or hate it, you
are going to play by my rules tonight!!!

MICHAEL: And who’s going to make me! Out of all guys in the game, whom am I to listen to you! Huh! I’ll be a stupid (BLEEP), to listen to someone who laid
me out a couple of weeks ago!

GABRIEL: You right man! Don’t listen to that fool.

RAPHAEL: Like I said, listen to Mack if you want, he’ll have another surprise popping out!

MACK: Can you tell your boy band back there to shut the hell up, because it doesn’t concern them.

[Both Gabriel and Raphael gets up from the chair and gets behind Michael. Mack have not moved a flinched, but the refs sure did.]

MACK: In fact, Gabriel… Raphael… I suggest the both of you to stay right here when your boy comes out! Because I don’t want any interference or distractions
from anyone who’s not participating in the match!

GABRIEL: What the (BLEEP)!? Who are you now, Larry Gordon or somebody?

[Michael is just letting everything, each and everybody say goes from one ear to another.]

MACK: Nah, I’m the one and only MACK!!! And Michael, I want a clean fight! No stupid shit, that might cause your ass to be DQ’ed!

RAPHAEL: What!! There are no disqualifications in REBEL. What the (BLEEP) this guy doing.

ALAN: Unfortunately, Mack he’s right.

RAPHAEL: See, what did I tell you!

ALAN But… then again, you are the one who decides for the timekeeper to ring the bell. So therefore, Mack has complete control.

MACK: Exactly, so like I….

[Michael cuts off Mack]

MICHAEL: Are you done yet!?

MACK: Ahh..

[Whoooshh!!! Michael pushes Mack hard into the wall, Mack comes back quickly, but only to get the door shut dead in his face!]

MACK: [Yells] OH THAT’S WHAT IT IS MIKE!!! THAT’S HOW IT’S GOING TO BE?? SEE YOU IN THE RING!!!

[Mack stomps angrily away from the scene, with Jimmy and Alan trailing behind. Mack enters his personal locker room, and shuts the door also in front of
Jimmy and Alan. As he gets suit up for the match, tonight!]

***End of Rebel Youtube Exclusive***

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JENNY JERSEY: It is now time for the final UNDERGROUND match of 2009! The following contest is a REBEL RULES THREE-WAY DANCE! Introducing first, the special
guest referee…

BOOM! DROP THE HIP-HOP! For the first time in a long time, Underground throws their hands in the air to the “INCREDIBLE MACK ANTHEM” by DJ B-Lord. The
big man himself comes out in black pants and a referee shirt with the sleeves cut off.

JENNY JERSEY: Making his return to REBEL Underground, he is THE INCREDIBLLLLLE MACK!

The crowd gives Mack a big ovation as he steps in the ring, pointing to his striped shirt. He’s in charge at the bell and he wants everybody to know it.
The cheering immediately turns to cheers as “Carbomb” by The Acacia Strain picks up. Another big man comes through the curtain, a gold belt thrown over
one shoulder.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, weighing in at three-hundred and forty-one pounds! He is a former World Heavyweight champion and Carolinas champion, and
currently one-half of the REBEL Tag Team Champions! From Glen Falls New York he is VINCENNNNNNT BLACK!

The towering Black steps OVER the top rope and walks right up to Mack.

ROB MARTINEZ: Can you believe the size of the two men in the ring right now? Vincent Black the biggest man REBEL’s ever seen, the only man The Incredible
Mack has to look UP to.

COREY TAYLOR: Did they reinforce the ring before this one?

ROB MARTINEZ: I believe they reinforced it for Randy Richter’s match earlier, so we should be good to go now.

Next up? A little Smashing Pumpkins…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Flanked on either side by his flunkies Gabriel and Raphael (Revolutions & Revelations) comes the World Champion, Michael Massacre, steel “MM” chair in
hand. Massacre stops, his followers two feet behind him at all times, and sneers out over the crowd, hitting himself in the face. He walks to the ring,
slapping and pounding his chest. Outside the ring, he turns to RNR and they put their heads together. Massacre screams at both men and they in turn slap
him across the face. Michael finally gets into the ring, hitting the turnbuckle to flash middle fingers to the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing next, accompanied by Gabriel & Raphael! Weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-five pounds, he is a two-time Carolinas Champion,
a former World Tag Team Champion, and currently the two-time REBEL Pro World Champion! From the Seven Valleys, he is MICHAEL MASSAAAAAACRRRRRE!

Michael puts his chair in a corner and yells at some fans in the front row. Raphael & Gabriel stand stoically at ringside by the Massacre corner. Black
doesn’t look impressed.

“Lemme tellya story bout a man named Jed! Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed! Then one day Jed was shooting at some fooooood… And up from the
ground came a bubblin’ crude!”

The fans come alive again. It’s not the reaction Zeke of 2008 experienced, but the fans appear to have largely forgiven him for the past year of naughtiness
and embraced the Cuzin once again. Zeke strides out, the silver plated Carolinas title around his waist. He has his lucky horseshoe in his hand and a big
smile on his face.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponent, weighing in at two-hundred and sixty-three pounds! He is a three-time World Tag Team Champion and currently the two-time
Carolinas Champion! From Turkey Cross Kentucky, he is CUZINNNNNN ZEEEEEEKE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Positive reaction for the Carolinas Champion, and we have finally arrived at the moment, Corey Taylor. Tonight at Underground, the FTC explodes
as these three men, who for half of 2009 ran roughshod over REBEL Pro, will come to blows once and for all!

COREY TAYLOR: It’s a sad day for pro wrestling, Martinez, and you can place all the blame at the feet of Cuzin Zeke. He just HAD to win the Carolinas Title
and try to upstage Michael Massacre!

ROB MARTINEZ: What about Black?

COREY TAYLOR: Michael Massacre made the mistake of treating Vincent like an attack dog. He’s not like this idiot we have refereeing tonight; Vincent Black
is brawn AND brains. That’s why he is one-half of the Tag Team Champions with Duncan Aries, and the newest member of the REBEL Triple Crown club!

ROB MARTINEZ: All of REBEL Pro’s titles are contained in this one match-up. Michael Massacre now a two-time World Heavyweight champion after regaining
it from Thomas Young at our last event. Cuzin Zeke a two-time Carolinas Champion, beating Matthew Kurtis in HIS rematch. You cannot deny that these three
men, apart or together, have proved the most dominant in REBEL Pro over 2009.

COREY TAYLOR: There are a combined THIRTEEN title reigns between these three men, Martinez. Bet you didn’t know that.

ROB MARTINEZ: Fourteen, if you remember that MACK is himself a former World Heavyweight Champion! In fact, it was Mack who Massacre defeated to win the
World title for the first time, back in the summer.

COREY TAYLOR: How can you expect this man to call it down the middle? It’s a conspiracy against Michael Massacre, Martinez, it always is!

ROB MARTINEZ: Let’s go to the ring where head referee Alan Stone is about to get this underway!

Stone passes the three title belts off to a ring crew member, who almost seems overwhelmed by their weight. Finally Stone looks at all three men…

DING DING DING

This huge three-way dance underway. No man in a hurry to rush to the center of the ring… Massacre walks out, yelling obscenities at both men. Middle-fingers
right to Zeke! He turns around and sticks the double-deuce up at Black. He turns around and gives the finger to the entire booing crowd, turns around —
Double punch from Zeke and Black! Massacre gets back up, only to take another right hand from Zeke! He stumbles into Black, who CHOPS Mikey SO HARD. Mikey
gasps and wanders over to Zeke, CHOP. Vincent with a right hand! Mikey staggers, Zeke with a right hand — Mikey blocks!

Zeke steps on Mikey’s foot, then hits the ropes for a lariat! Massacre goes down, but gets back up, reaching out to his followers. Vincent Black instead
lifts the man up in a huge gorilla-press AND TOSSES MICHAEL OUT ONTO RnR! The three splay over the concrete as the crowd stands up and cheers OH Black
with a cheap shot to Zeke.

ROB MARTINEZ: Surprising team-work in the early going from Zeke and Black; I think respectively hate Massacre more than each other. But that’s over, as
Black goes to work on the mountain man!

Black with a couple shots has Zeke on the ropes. BIG overhand chop that echoes through the Underground Arena, drawing oohs. The power of Black, those massive
hands. He whips Zeke off, Zeke ducks the clothesline attempt, comes off with a big shoulderblock. Black doesn’t go down. Zeke hits the ropes again, a second
one! A third shoulder-block attempt as Zeke comes off the ropes, but Black catches him with a goozle! Both hands wrapped around Zeke’s throat, but Zeke
blocks the chokeslam with a kick to the gut. Zeke going for a PILEDRIVER? Can’t quite lift Vincent up; Black stands up, backdropping Zeke to the canvas.
Vince looking for a legdrop, but Zeke moves out of the way. Vince holds his ass as he gets up, Zeke looking to the crowd… hits the ropes and leaps up
with a jumping shoulderblock that finally knocks Vincent to the canvas! He covers ONE, and that’s it as Black powers out.

Zeke with a stomp on the rising black, throwing some clubbing blows. However, he needs to look behind him as Michael Massacre has slithered back into the
ring, steel chair in hand! WHAM! Chair shot right across the back of Zeke. Mikey raises the chair again, another shot across the back and Zeke goes down
to the canvas. Black is getting up, Michael sees him too, comes in with the chairshot —

BOOT! Sends the chair back at Massacre. Black grabs him, SIT-DOWN SPINEBUSTER across the chair! He covers the world champ, one, two, Massacre kicks out.
Black punches Mikey in the face, then stands up… and STANDS right on top of his opponent! Massacre kicks and squirms as 341 pounds are on him. He rolls
over, gasping when a smirking Vince gets off.

ROB MARTINEZ: Leave it to Michael Massacre to be the first to introduce a steel chair into the ring. He sure is cleaning up the sport…

COREY TAYLOR: He just had to even the odds, Martinez. He didn’t know it was a handicap match against Black and Zeke ya know.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s backfired though, as now Vincent Black, the biggest man in the match, has control! This match of course elimination rues, because REBEL
Pro doesn’t do that sissy ‘first-fall’ bit like some other promotions — this isn’t NAPW! Vince has to beat both men in this one.

Zeke getting to his feet, Black knees him in the face. Black looks to be set on going for Michael Massacre over the Carolinas Champion. He grabs Zeke by
the back of the coveralls and beales him out of the ring. Massacre is getting up, holding his back, and Black knocks him down with a huge right hand. Black
puts one foot on Michael’s chest and tells him to count. ONE! TW—Michael rolls out. He drags himself up by the ropes, but Black is right there. A couple
shots send Massacre to the corner and Black whips Michael to the opposite corner hard. Charge in with a big corner splash, but Mikey sidesteps. Black staggers
out backwards, Mikey grabs him from behind, trying for the Mannyplex!

Black doesn’t go anywhere, so Mikey leaps up and locks on the Kata-hajime fully! He’s on the big Black’s back. Could he pass out the Tag champ? We’ll never
know, because Black backs up into the opposite corner. Massacre tries to hold on, but Vince squashes him again. Vince turns his foe around and perches
him on the top rope, facing out towards the fans. He climbs to the second turnbuckle, what’s he going for here? Belly to back suplex off the TOP?

Michael fights! Massacre and Black fighting in a precarious position… and here comes CUZIN ZEKE! Zeke gets in beneath Black, WHAT’S HE DOING —

POWERBOMB ON BLACK! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON MASSACRE! THE RING SHAKES! THE CROWD CHANTS “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!”

ROB MARTINEZ: Over FIVE HUNDRED POUNDS crashing down off the top rope, and both Black and Massacre are DOWN! Cuzin Zeke going to the top rope! Looking
to splash in the MUD PUDDLE, but he has two choices!

COREY TAYLOR: He better make up his mind!

Zeke points to each man on the canvas, asking the fans who THEY want to see get splashed! They cheer when he points to Black… they cheer LOUDER when
he points to Mikey. The two-hundred and sixty pounder flies off the top rope —

CRACK.

Raphael slides Massacre a steel chair and he hucks it in the face of the flying hillbilly! Zeke is down! Massacre attempts to cover him, Mack makes the
count ONE, TWO, Zeke kicks out! Michael drags himself over to the still down Black, covers him! ONE! TWO! Kick-out! Michael gets to his feet… and starts
throwing dropkicks to mid-air! Double middle-fingers to the fans! Massacre turns his attention back to his opponents, picking up the new steel chair. He
opens it up in the middle of the ring and then grabs Zeke.

EVERPLEX THROUGH THE CHAIR!

Michael covers, ONE, TWO, TH— Zeke gets the shoulder up! Michael yells at Mack for that one, Mack tells him to shut his mouth. Michael turns around —
DOUBLE GOOZLE!

TWO-HANDED CHOKESLAM!

Vincent Black covers Michael! ONE! TWO! TH—Michael gets the shoulder up! Black says alright to that, and then grabs the first chair that was in the ring.
He opens THAT up. He picks up Massacre, going for THE NEW HOPE through the chair! Mikey drops to his knees and nails a low blow! He rolls out, looking
for the nearest thing… and grabs Zeke’s horseshoe from that corner! He raises it up to nail Black — Zeke grabs Massacre’s wrist! He decks Michael and
grabs the horseshoe. Michael is staggered, Zeke swings with the horseshoe, Michael ducks, BLACK TAKES IT IN THE FACE! Vince goes down… and he looks like
he’s out! Zeke and Michael are both stunned, but they both go in for the cover! Two men on Black, Mack shrugs and counts! ONE, TWO, THREE!

ROB MARTINEZ: What just happened here?

COREY TAYLOR: This is why you can’t have wrestlers referee matches! Two guys can’t pin one.

ROB MARTINEZ: It is elimination rules, I don’t see why it can’t happen! Let’s get the word from Jenny!

JENNY JERSEY: As a result of a pinfall, Vincent Black has been eliminated from the match!

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s the official word, we are down to two men! Cuzin Zeke and Michael Massacre!

Black is still possibly out from that solid iron horseshoe clocking him in the side of the head. Mack slides out of the ring and pulls Black to the ring
apron. Meanwhile, Michael takes advantage of the confusion by thumbing Zeke in the eye. Atomic drop! Bulldog onto the open chair! Michael covers, yells
for the referee. Mack slides in and counts ONE, TWO, Zeke kicks-out! Michael says that should have been three, yelling at Mack. Mack says it was two. Massacre
turns around to pick Zeke back up. He hooks his man for a vertical suplex… Zeke blocks. Massacre tries again, again is blocked, and Zeke reverses into
a suplex of his own…

He drops Massacre forward, gut-first over the top rope instead of falling backwards! That’s a shot. Zeke goes to the corner, then comes out with a big
boot to the dangling Massacre, who slumps back into the ring. Zeke rolls outside and reaches under the ring, what’s he getting here? Oh ho ho ho! Zeke
pulls a table out and slides it in. The crowd cheers as he sets it up in the middle of the ring. He picks up Massacre, but Mikey with a cheap shot. He
gets behind Zeke and looks for the Astrosplex! Zeke fights it and gets behind Massacre, locking on the COBRA CLUTCH! The World Champ suddenly frantic,
reaching out as Zeke clamps down on the hold. He reaches out for the ropes, can’t get there! Tries walking to another side of the ring, just inches away

Gabriel & Raphael grab their leader’s ankles, disrupting the hold. They pull Michael out of the ring, trying to get some space. We see Vincent Black finally
heading to the back, holding his head. Hold on, Cuzin Zeke not going to let Michael get any rest! CROSS BODY BLOCK TO THE THREE MEN ON THE FLOOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Thank you for flying AIR KENTUCKY!

The fans chant “ZEKE, ZEKE, ZEKE” as the Carolinas Champion is first up, pulling Massacre by the man’s greasy hair. He’s got it — PILEDRIVER on the outside!
Massacre is out, but no falls can happen outside the ring. Zeke puts Michael in… cover! ONE! TWO! THREE!

FOOT ON THE ROPE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Good call from Mack there! Massacre somehow, someway realized he was close enough to the ropes to get his foot on the bottom. But he’s still
out on his feet, this may be academic!

Zeke picks up the largely dead-weight Massacre and places him on the table in center-ring. He points to the corner… it’s time to put this one away! Zeke
climbs up to the top, but before he can fly off, the masked Raphael hits the ropes! Zeke crotched on the top turnbuckle. Meanwhile the bigger Gabriel comes
in from the other side. He climbs up on the corner, maybe trying to super-plex Zeke off?

Too bad for him that the referee is THE INCREDIBLE MACK! He gets underneath Gabriel and walks out with him on his shoulders. Gabriel looks nervous —
and he should! ELECTRIC CHAIR SLAM! Raphael springboards off the top rope — RIGHT INTO A DOUBLE GOOZLE!

THE INCREDIBLE SLAM!

The crowd chants MACK, MACK, MACK! Massacre is still out on the table. Zeke, grimacing from the pain his balls, pulls himself back up to a standing position…
MASSACRE ROLLS OFF THE TABLE AND CLIMBS QUICKLY TO THE TOP!

THE SELLOUT THROUGH THE TABLE!

Massacre drapes an arm over Zeke and Mack counts ONE, TWO, THREE.

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match… MICHAEL MASSACRE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Michael Massacre gets the win, all thanks to his two cronies — and Mack raises his hand in victory.

COREY TAYLOR: It is REBEL RULES, Rob!

ROB MARTINEZ: Indeed. Mack heading out of the ring now, Massacre left to celebrate. Cuzin Zeke is in the middle of the wreckage HEY COME ON NOW! Massacre
stomping on Zeke! He can’t even defend himself! He’s screaming at Zeke, come off it — HERE COMES MACK BACK!

MACK not about to let Massacre do whatever the hell he wants! He hits the ring and nails Michael with a big boot. Massacre in a bad way, begging off as
Mack grabs him with both hands for THE INCREDIBLE SLAM —

WHAM! Gabriel nails Mack with a chair to the back! Mack doesn’t let go of Mikey… WHAM. Raphael with a chair shot. Mack still doesn’t go down, but he
turns around to face both members of RNR —

Gabriel tosses his chair to Mack, who catches it? Raphael with a tiger kick to the chair to Mack’s face! Massacre grabs him from behind GERMAN SUPLEX!
Mack is down! Massacre grabs the chair and heads to the top rope, going for his frog splash… Mack and Zeke are in trouble here as RnR stomp on them both!
WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES THE CAVALRY! The entire Bluegrass Mafia! Thomas Young! Randy Richter! They hit the ring, Chad shoving Michael off the top rope.
RnR swing their chairs in all directions, protecting their leader, but they can’t stop Chad from springboarding in with a double clothesline! RnR get up,
Matthew Kurtis sends Gabriel to the ropes. Jonothan clotheslines him over the top! Thomas Young clotheslines Raphael over the top, then CHAD FLIES ONTO
EVERYBODY! In the ring, Michael Massacre turns to run from Matthew Kurtis —

and runs right into a huge belly-bounce from Richter, that sends him down on his ass! Michael looks around, and decides to hightail it out of the ring,
rushing past the downed crowd on the outside.

The Mafia, Young and Richter all get in the ring, helping Zeke and Mack up. Randy rubs his belly and points in Michael’s direction as Raphael and Gabriel
crawl to their master in the aisle. The crowd cheers all the men in the ring as 2009 comes to a close for REBEL PRO WRESTLING!

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Credits
Michael Massacre vs Cuzin’ Zeke vs Vincent Black-Ro the Helper
Bluegrass Extreme vs Snow/Phoenix-Bean
Randy Richter/Thomas Young vs Jonas Brothers-Ro the Cool
Aeolus Wrath vs Dez Carter-MJ the Man
Mack segments-Greg
RNR vs Nite Thyme thing-Bean Bean

Merrytime Massacre 12/01/2009

Merrytime Massacre 2009
12-1-2009
Grady Cole Center-Charlotte, NC

The crowd is buzzing in the entrance area of the Grady Cole Center in Charlotte; fans of all shapes and sizes stand about. Off in the distance a wolf whistle
is heard, being followed by multiple more as Jenny Jersey walks out from the backstage area wearing a Mrs. Santa suit, but it actually looks like only
part of the suit. Jenny starts to sing “Santa Baby” as she walks, the music playing through the speakers as well, the crowd getting into the festivities
here tonight.

Larry Gordon, dressed as Santa Claus, walks out from the back carrying a bag of gifts as he follows Jenny as any man would. Larry hands out little wrapped
gifts to the kids as well as a candy cane to the women; Jenny is taking care of handing the men a candy cane. Jenny finishes her song before she returns
to stand beside Larry Gordon.

LARRY GORDON: Rebel’ers!

The crowd cheers.

JENNY JERSEY: The action will start in approximately ten minutes, so please hurry to get your seats so that you don’t miss any action here tonight.

Larry and Jenny walk back through the door they had previously entered as a very large masked man enters through the doors at the front of the building.
He looks around as the crowd hurries to find their seats so they don’t miss any action.

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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a Four Corners Match for the number one contender’s cup!

“Solitaire Unraveling” by Mushroomhead blares over the loudspeaker as Scarecrow makes his way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: From Des Moines, Iowa and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-six pounds. SCARECROW.

Hay starts to fall out of his suit as he climbs through the ropes. Scarecrow’s music fades as “Driver’s High” by L’arc En Ciel queue’s up.

JENNY JERSEY: Being accompanied by Asuka Katsuragi, weighing in at two hundred thirty-five pounds. “THE AMERICAN SAMURAI” DEZ CARTER

The crowd is not sure how to react to Carter. Some people are cheering, but most of the Rebel Pro fans are not ready to embrace the former N.A.P.W. star
just yet. Asuka and Dez are discussing some strategy outside the ring as “Eat it” by Weird Al Yankovic plays.

JENNY JERSEY: From Charlotte, North Carolina, tipping the scales at three hundred and fifty-nine pounds. RANDY RICHTER.

The big man walks down the aisle making sexy gestures to the women. He stops in front of a fan wearing a Meghan Nash Strader t-shirt and grabs her hot
dog and suggestively eats it. The fans *POP* as he is dancing with them at ringside. But he moves on into the ring really quickly as “Four Sticks” by The
Henry Rollins Band hits.

JENNY JERSEY: Let me introduce REBEL PRO’s first lady of wrestling. From London, Ontario, Canada, she weighs in tonight at one hundred and forty-five pounds.
MEGHAN NASH STRADER

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow there she is and she is giving up a tremendous weight differential to Randy Richter who is apparently sizing her up.

Randy walks over to Meghan’s corner. It appears as if he is trying to talk to her. Meghan is backing back into the corner repulsed by Randy. Randy now
has left her no retreat. Meghan reaches back and hauls off on Randy. Randy feels his jaw and starts to laugh. Meanwhile Dez and Scarecrow look at each
other then look at the commotion in the corner. Dez and Scarecrow go running across the ring. A double dropkick to Randy sends him into the corner splashing
against Meghan. Randy backs up to see a motionless Meghan on the mat. Randy decides to pull her out of the corner to go for the pin but it is disrupted
again by the team work of Scarecrow and Dez. Scarecrow is kneeling down behind Randy as Dez goes ringside to ringside using the ropes and hits Randy with
a clothesline. This rocks Randy as he stumbles and starts to fall.

BLAM!!

He sits down on Scarecrow.

ROB MARTINEZ: Randy is a human wrecking machine right now. He has destroyed half of the participants in this match. COREY TAYLOR: He is a fat slob, he
probably wants to eat half of the participants in this match.

Randy stands up and laughs. He rolls Scarecrow over but Dez starts to unleash hellacious martial arts kicks to the lower body of Randy. It is rocking the
giant but does not phase him. Dez runs to the ropes again, he starts picking up steam. BLAM into Randy and Dez falls like a ton of bricks. Asuka yells
to Dez to watch out. Randy goes to pick up Dez but Dez counters with an armbar that brings the big man to his knees. Meghan is finally getting up slowly
in the corner. She notices Scarecrow is down and quickly makes her move for the cover.

One…

Easy kick out by the Scarecrow. Scarecrow stands up, but is quickly downed by the Don’t F%^$ With Me. Meanwhile, Dez has Randy writhing in pain. Dez has
worked himself off the mat and a little behind Randy. Every time Randy starts to stand up Dez kicks out one of his knees to send the man to the mat. Randy
will not give up. Dez spots Meghan going for another cover and has to release the hold on Randy to make the save. Dez rolls Meghan off of the Scarecrow.
Meghan is now up in Dez’s grill. Asuka is yelling for Dez to clobber Meghan. Randy is slow to get up but Scarecrow is up without anyone noticing. He is
walking a little funny but he is able to take both Meghan and Dez’s heads and knock Ôem together. Dez wobbles right into the clutches of Randy as Scarecrow
performs a bulldog on Meghan. Dez is hit with a kick to the stomach as Randy powerbombs Dez with Authority. Randy doesn’t go for the pin, he kicks Dez
out of the ring. He is looking directly at Scarecrow. Scarecrow does the same as he rolls Meghan out of the ring. Randy runs towards Scarecrow, but the
nimble Scarecrow ducks out of the way. Randy becomes irritated and charges at Scarecrow again, but yet again misses. Randy is now a little out of breath
as Scarecrow is going to attempt a sunset flip.

CRUNCH….

COREY TAYLOR: I think he just pancaked his ass!

ROB MARTINEZ: I do believe you are right.

Randy sits down on Scarecrow and is attempting the cover.

One…

ROB MARTINEZ: Randy with the cover.

COREY TAYLOR:Who could kick something that absurdly fat off of them?

Two…

Meghan climbs to the top rope. FATALITY! Randy is a little stunned as he rolls off Scarecrow. Meghan goes for the cover on Scarecrow herself.

One…

Two…

Thr…

ROB MARTINEZ: Kickout!

COREY TAYLOR: Hey watch this… here piggy piggy piggy.

Nope Dez with just enough strength pulls Meghan off from the outside. Dez climbs to the ring apron but a ticked Meghan hits him with a kick to the midsection
to send him down. Asuka is helping him up.

SPLAT

CROWD: “HOLY SHIT” “HOLY SHIT” “HOLY SHIT”

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! What an earth shattering move. The big man just hit his Magnitude 8 on both Dez and Asuka. It looks like a warzone in here.

COREY TAYLOR: I’ve got a nice juicy cheeseburger for you…

Meghan senses it is time to make her move. She rolls outside and grabs a steel chair. Scarecrow is just getting back to his feet. Meghan is now back in
the ring and Scarecrow doesn’t want any parts of Meghan. He now rolls out to grab a steel chair and comes back into the ring.

CROWD: “REBEL RULEZ” “REBEL RULEZ” “REBEL RULEZ”

The two are about to square off. Randy has snuck into the ring behind the Scarecrow. Meghan points behind Scarecrow. He isn’t buying it. He lifts his chair
up. Randy has the chair. Scarecrow turns around. THWAP. Meghan hits Scarecrow with the chair from behind. Randy throws down his chair and scoops the Scarecrow
up out of the ring and onto Dez and Asuka. Meghan hits Randy with the chair from behind. It makes a sickening THUD! Randy turns but he is not down. She
goes to hit him in the head but Randy moves. Meghan hits the top rope and the chair bounces off the top rope awkwardly and right out of her hands. Randy
turns her around and waves his finger in her face. Now he scoops her up for a powerful slam.

One…

Two…

Here comes Dez.

Three.

Too little too late as he falls down in the ring still feeling the effects of the big mans Magnitude 8.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and holder of the number one contender’s cup is RANDY RICHTER!

Randy is already celebrating with some fans outside the ring. He grabs a microphone from the announcer’s table and walks into the ring. He holds the cup
and then starts to speak.

RANDY RICHTER: REBEL Fans, are we having a good time?

The fans start getting louder and louder as Randy jiggles his belly.

RANDY RICHTER: Well get ready to have a better one, because I am challenging for the world title!

The crowd pops again as Randy sets down the mic and dances with Jenny Jersey before leaving the ring. Randy is walking back up the aisle way when Aeolus
Wrath jumps from out of the crowd, hitting Dez Carter from behind with a lead pipe. Wrath begins to hit him with repeated shots before turning to nail
the charging Asuka right in the mouth with the unforgiving lead pipe. Dez is down on the concrete in a spreading pool of his own blood, but Asuka is right
beside him and her own pool is spreading.

ROB MARTINEZ: This is uncalled for.

COREY TAYLOR: Aeolus Wrath taking his career into his own control, he is effectively saying screw you Larry Gordon.

Wrath leaves as security rush down to ringside and Dez is pulled up to his feet with their assistance. He looks at the retreating back of Aeolus Wrath.
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***REBEL PRO YOUTUBE CHANNEL EXCLUSIVE***

We cut to the backstage area where Chet Whettleson stands by a pacing Aeolus Wrath.

CHET WHETLESON:Rebel Pro fans, we all witnessed it, and I for one want to know, just why Aeolus Wrath, why such a heinous attack tonight?”

Wrath stops and smirks, ripping the mic from Chet’s hand and pushing him out of the scene.

AEOLUS WRATH:”An obvious stupid question from a truly stupid person. Rebel Pro, Larry Gordon, what does a guy have to do to get booked around here, hm?
Pour you coffee Mr. Gordon? Wash your car Mr. Gordon? Yeah, (BLEEP) you Mr. Gordon. I will NOT be forgotten in this promotion, dust aside as some of kind
of newbie that doesn’t make the mark. I am the heir to the greatest wrestling legacy this industry has ever seen, and I’ll be damned if I let all these
inbred jackoffs have all the fun. So simply put, if you want to know why, its because I can!”

Wrath drops the mic and walks away with a smug look on his face as we cut back to ringside.

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“Everyone I went to High School With Is Dead” hits up and there is a mixed reaction from the capacity crowd as The Jonas Brothers walk from the back. The
women in the crowd are cheering for the younger brother, Tommy, as the more freakish women cheer for Jim as they walk down the aisle way. The men and kids
in the crowd boo The Jonas Brothers as they walk past.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-six pounds, the team of Jim and Tommy Jonas… THE JONAS BROTHERS!

“Heavy Metal Machine” hits the speakers and the crowd’s reaction is even more booing than before as Gabriel and Raphael walk from backstage, behind Michael
Massacre of course.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-five pounds, being accompanied by Michael Massacre, the team of Raphael and Gabriel…
REVOLUTIONS AND REVELATIONS!

These three men walk down to the ring, jawing back at the fans, contempt in their voices and giving nonchalant glances up at Jim and Tommy Jonas inside
the ring.

The club remix of “My Old Kentucky Home” hits up as the crowd explodes for the newest incarnation of two Kurtis’ teaming together. Chad and Jonothan run
out from the back with blue and white tye dyed shirts on and bandanas tied over their heads.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the team of Jonothan and Chad Kurtis… BLUEGRASS EXTREME!

Chad and Jonothan both toss out the new shirts, as well as the bandanas, to the crowd in attendance as they make their way down to the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: This promises to be one interesting match.

COREY TAYLOR: One bloody affair with RNR involved you mean.

DING DING

Jonothan springs backwards to the ropes, using the momentum they provide to launch himself with a roundhouse kick right into the temple of Raphael, sending
him into his partner Gabriel. Chad drops down sweeping the legs of Gabriel at the perfect timing and Gabriel goes down on his back. Jonothan and Chad high
five before Timmy and Jim Jonas charge in. Jim with a clothesline sends Chad into the ropes, but Jonothan avoids the spinning front kick that Tommy throws
his way, landing a spear right into his midsection folding him over. Tommy turns around charging at Jonothan, who leaps into the air, taking Jim down with
a hurricanrana. Michael yells out something on the outside, Jonothan taken down with a roaring elbow from Raphael.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match is utter chaos.

COREY TAYLOR: Michael leading his troops into battle.

ROB MARTINEZ: When he should be preparing for his own battle later tonight.

Jim gets up, Michael holds his foot, roaring elbow from Raphael sends him over the top rope at Michael’s feet. Massacre begins laying the boots to the
former Rebel Pro Tag Team Champion. Raphael turns, leg lariat from Chad sends him over the top rope to land on his mentor as Chad Kurtis wastes no time
in charging back to land a shining wizard on Tommy. Jonothan flies over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha taking out both Michael Massacre, Raphael,
and landing on Jim Jonas. Gabriel stands behind the rising Chad Kurtis, he taps hiim on the shoulder, Chad turns around. Right hand to Chad’s face, a second
to his mouth, a third to his jaw before Gabriel whips him into the ropes. Chad rebounds into a back body drop onto the canvas. Gabriel picks up the downed
Tommy Jonas, hooks him, spinning side slam takes him back down; but Chad is pulling himself back up. Gabriel with a huge running knee right into the side
of Chad’s face sends him up against the ropes. Gabriel charges again, Chad falls down with the top rope in his grasp, Gabriel is sent over the top.

ROB MARTINEZ: Smart move by The Show there.

COREY TAYLOR: If Gabriel hadn’t landed on his feet, sure.

Chad turns as Gabriel holds his ankle; kick to Gabriel’s face. Chad kicks him through the ropes before hopping to the top rope, flipping forward and landing
on Gabriel’s shoulders, flipping back with a hurricanrana. Gabriel blocks the move, powerbomb onto the concrete. Chad’s back is hurt now, but Gabriel lifts
him back up, another powerbomb on the concrete. Gabriel doesn’t release and lifts Chad back up.

COREY TAYLOR: Picture perfect Tiger bomb there by Gabriel.

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad is broken… in pieces.

Jonothan flies around the corner, holding onto the ringpost, toe kick right into Gabriel’s face stops him from starting the powerbomb mania again. Gabriel
holds at his mouth, where a smallish trickle of blood is coming from the corner. Gabriel charges in, Tommy Jonas from over the top rope with a plancha
takes Gabriel down to the concrete. Jonothan looks impressed, Tommy with a right fist into the Heart-throb’s pretty mouth stops the impressed look. Tommy
drops down with a quick thigh kick before returning with a swift kick into Jonothan’s ribs. Inverted facelock swinging neckbreaker takes Jonothan down
on the concrete. Tommy leaps up to the railing, twisting around to flip forwards in a somersault flip landing with a senton on Jonothan Kurtis outside
the ring. Tommy is on fire, but here comes Raphael around the corner, chair in hand. Tommy leaps quickly up to the apron, coming back with a front kick
that sends the chair right into Raphael’s face; the chair falls to the concrete to show a wound over his eyes that slowly begins to drip blood. Tommy with
a quick dropkick to Raphael’s knee sends him backwards, chair shot from Michael Massacre takes Tommy down on the floor. Here comes Thomas Young out from
the back to a roar from the crowd, Michael turns to begin running through the crowd; Thomas has a steel chair in his hand. Michael turns to see Jim Jonas
standing there with a baseball bat, he swings, Michael makes a spin move that would make any linebacker miss the tackle and hops the barricade. Thomas
Young runs down to the railing, but just watches Massacre’s retreating back; Thomas sits down at the announce table.

ROB MARTINEZ: We are being joined here by the current Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion.

COREY TAYLOR: Until later tonight anyways, the filthy Photoshop’er.

THOMAS YOUNG: You know, it appalls me that someone can’t admit defeat when they were clearly beaten. Wrestling isn’t for crybabies, but for true professionals.
Chad pulls himself up to his feet, holding onto his ribs and lower back, both red from the impacts of those vicious repeated powerbombs from Gabriel. Tommy
Raphael rolls Tommy Jonas into the ring, but Jim prevents him from rolling in after him; Gabriel lifts Chad up into the air, gorilla press slam right onto
the barricade, Chad might be unconscious. Gabriel rolls into the ring as Jim and Raphael begin trading fists near the ring steps. Jim picks up the steps.
Gabriel lifts Tommy into the air, gorilla press lam into an airplan spin, back into a gorilla press slam, back into an airplan spin; dropping him right
onto the top turnbuckle. Tommy is unconscious on his feet as he still hasn’t fallen from the impact of his face on the bolt under the padding. Gabriel
lifts him up, places Tommy’s feet on the top rope, elevated spinning DDT!

ROB MARTINEZ: The Revelation!

THOMAS YOUNG: It appears to be a devastating move to the head.

COREY TAYLOR: Duh?!

THOMAS YOUNG: I’m sorry Rob that you have to put up with this guy all the time.

ROB MARTINEZ: You and me both.

Gabriel makes the cover and referee Alan Stone slides into position for the count.

One…

Jim turns at the count as Raphael sends the stairs right into the side of his face with a standing dropkick.

Two…

Jonothan Kurtis rolls into the ring, hitting the ropes.

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

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and Jim Jonas have been eliminated!

Gabriel lifts from the pin, Shining Apprentice from Jonothan Kurtis. J-Kurt spins to land on one foot, kicking straight out with the sole of his foot right
into the falling side of Gabriel’s face sending him back the opposite way. Jonothan hits the ropes, chair shot to the back of his head causes him to almost
hit his knee. Jonothan turns around, ring steps right into his face sends him down as Raphael rolls into the ring.

THOMAS YOUNG: Vicious shot with the steps there, but perfectly legal here in Rebel Pro.

COREY TAYLOR: Exactly, just as it was and is perfectly legal for Michael Massacre to get involved.

ROB MARTINEZ: Sure it is, but how fair is it?

THOMAS YOUNG: Exactly.

COREY TAYLOR: Who in the hell said anything about it being fair?

Raphael with a series of repeated kicks to the back of Jonothan’s head as he lays there on the canvas, not struggling a single bit. Raphael pulls Jonothan
up as The Jonas Brothers leave the ringside area, Jonothan fights back with a wicked right hand backing Raphael up into the corner. Gabriel gets up, murderous
intent on his face, right hand to the back of J-Kurt’s head. Gabriel lifts the head of Jonothan up as Raphael lifts J-Kurt’s feet. Both men begin swinging
the Heart-throb, but Jonothan manages to kick Raphael in the mouth before using the momentum to swing up and around Gabriel. Jonothan’s knees slam into
the back of Gabriel’s knees sending him into Raphael, Gabriel bounces back into a roll up by Jonothan. Raphael dives in to break up the pin as Alan Stone
slides into position. Here comes Chad Kurtis though, on the ring apron, he jumps to the top turnbuckle. Missile dropkick to Raphael as Jonothan delivers
a standing dropkick to his back, Raphael is sandwiched between the two. Chad boots Raphael in the midsection, holds at his ribs, and lifts Raphael up.
Powerbomb from Chad as Jonothan is there with a neckbreaker slam.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rapture on Raphael.

COREY TAYLOR: Damnable cheaters!

Michael Massacre steps from the black curtain as Thomas stands up at the announce table.

THOMAS YOUNG: Fellows, it has been a pleasure, but it is time to take out the trash.

Gabriel gets up to his feet, big boot to Jonothan takes him down to the canvas, Chad ducks under the big boot, spinning around with a toe kick to the back
of his knees sending him down to one knee. Chad charges past Gabriel, rebounding off the top turnbuckle as Gabriel gets up to his feet; Bluegrass Breeze
takes him back down. Chad makes a cover as Raphael with a flipping head scissors takes Jonothan out of the ring, but Jonothan holds on to bring Raphael
out of the ring as well. Alan Stone is in position.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of The Bluegrass Heart-throb Jonothan Kurtis and The Show Chad Kurtis… Bluegrass Extreme!

ROB MARTINEZ: Both teams impressive in what you can only call their debut.

COREY TAYLOR: But RNR debuted last show.

ROB MARTINEZ: Against students, Corey, against students.

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“Carbomb” hits the speakers as from the back walk the team of Duncan Aries and Vincent Black. The crowd gives a somewhat mixed reaction, not sure how to
take this newly formed team.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of five hundred and seventy-nine pounds, the team of DUNCAN ARIES and VINCENT BLACK!

Duncan and Vincent make their way down to the ring, listening to the mixed reaction; Vincent doesn’t seem to mind and Duncan slaps a few hands.

“Final Countdown” hits up and the crowd is still split in their decision as from the back walk the current Rebel Tag Champions, The Phoenix and Scottie
Snow. Phoenix is walking ahead of Snow and stares at the ring, more specifically at Duncan Aries.

JENNY JERSEY: Now introducing their opponents, the Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the
team of THE PHOENIX and SCOTTIE SNOW!

DING DING

Scottie Snow and Duncan meet each other in the center of the ring, Duncan begs for Phoenix to tag into the match, but all Phoenix does is look back as
he shakes his head. Ducan rushes over to Phoenix, but Snow with a drop toe hold sends him face first into the canvas.

ROB MARTINEZ: Smart move by Scottie Snow there.

COREY TAYLOR: The Phoenix has taught him well.

Duncan rolls over, kick to the back of Duncan by The Phoenix, here comes Vincent Black into the mix. Right hand from the big man sends Scottie down to
the canvas, Phoenix dodges a swinging right and left combo, but Duncan manages to catch the crafty veteran with a knee into the midsection and flip him
into the ring with a vertical suplex. Duncan releases at the mid point of the suplex as Phoenix lands, Vincent is there with a leg drop across Phoenix’s
throat with a leg hook and a pin.

One…

Scottie Snow dives in for a save as he dropkicks Vincent right in the jaw rolling him off the cover. Duncan pulls Scottie back up to his feet, forearm
to the chin, but Scottie with a quick front thrust to Duncan’s thigh with the toe of his boot stops Aries in his tracks.

COREY TAYLOR: What a low blow! Disqualify them!

ROB MARTINEZ: No low blow and no disqualifications here in Rebel Pro.

Scottie turns, locking in a side headlock. Duncan sends him into the ropes. Rebound into a back body sends Snow onto his back. Vincent pulls Phoenix up
to his feet, gorilla press slam onto Duncan’s knee has Phoenix winded again. Vincent and Duncan slap five before Aries picks Phoenix up whipping him into
the ropes. Rebounding Phoenix into a shoulder tackle from Duncan sends them both outside to the floor. Vincent looks over the top rope as he smiles triumphantly.
He turns, here comes Scottie Snow with a flying leg lariat, it has no effect on the big man. Scottie looks up and gulps as Black laughs at the tiny man.
Scottie rebounds, Vincent catches him with a spinning spinebuster that violently shakes the ring. He holds the legs for a pin.

One…

Two…

ROB MARTINEZ: Scottie managing to kick out there.

COREY TAYLOR: Just barely, but yeah he did.

Scottie is yanked up to his feet, Vincent is ticked off, he power whips Scottie into the corner, charging clothesline. Scottie avoids by ducking out os
the way, standing dropkick to Vincent’s back. Scottie with a rollup.

One…

Vincent kicks out with authority. Duncan whips Phoenix into the ringpost, but Phoenix reverses sending Duncan into the hard steel. Duncan’s head rebounds,
Phoenix with a swinging neckbreaker. Rob digs under the chair to pull out a dual set of steel chairs, he tosses one into the ring before sliding in after
it. Vincent is staring down The Panther. Phoenix with a big chair shot to Vincent’s back causes the big man to turn. *WHAM!* another chair shot, this one
to Vincent’s face backs the man up against the ropes. Scottie pulls down the ropes and the third shot sends Black over the top rope to land on his shoulder
on the outside. Duncan rolls into the ring, picking up the discarded steel chair. He dives in at Phoenix, Scottie Snow with The Snow Plow! Phoenix dives
from the top rope with The Ashes and hooks the leg.

One…

Two…

Vincent pulls Phoenix out of the ring. Massive forearm backs him up against the announce table.

ROB MARTINEZ: I got a feeling this is fixing to be right in our lap.

COREY TAYLOR: Here comes Scottie Snow over the top!

Phoenix sees and drops down to his back as Scottie lands on Vincent with a chair assisted corkscrew plancha. The table disentigrates into a bunch of pieces
as Phoenix pays no attention to Snow and rolls back into the ring. Duncan is getting back up to his feet. Spear from Duncan sends Phoenix to the canvas
where Duncan pummels him with a Lou Thesz press. Phoenix rolls over with a Lou Thesz press of his own and these two are trading punches right and left
here in this match like they are kids on a school playground. Phoenix with a thumb to the eyes, but somehow Duncan manages to block it with a fist into
Phoenix’s chin. Duncan picks Phoenix up, whip into the ropes.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Culmination!

COREY TAYLOR: Damn! It can’t be. Scottie wake up and do your job!

Duncan hooks the leg.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match and NEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, the team of Vincent Black and “The Spade” Duncan Aries!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow, a fairly quick match, but fast paced throughout the entire thing.

COREY TAYLOR: Big moves, fast action, and a slacker in the form of Scottie Snow.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is set for one fall, and is for the CAROLINAS CHAMPIONSHIP! Before the match begins, please welcome REBEL owner Larry
Gordon!

Gordon waves to the fans, then takes a seat next to Martinez. Referee Jimmy Johnson looks at Gordon, slightly nervous.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mr. Gordon, pleasure to have you out here tonight.

LARRY GORDON: Thank you Rob, although I’d like to out here just for pleasure. I’m doing some business…

COREY TAYLOR: Why are you out here, Gordon? Here to screw a wrestler over?

LARRY GORDON: I’m here to prevent that, Taylor. I’m not so sure about referee Johnson lately, I want to get a close-up view of his officiating and make
sure he calls this one right down the middle, no questionable calls. I’m tired of REBEL matches, especially titles, being decided under controversy.

The Who’s ” We Won’t Be Fooled Again” plays. A mixed reaction comes from the crowd…

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the challenger! Weighing two-hundred and sixty-three pounds… from Turkey Cross, Kentucky, he is CUZIN ZEKE!

ROB MARTINEZ: The former champion taking his rematch here tonight at Merrytime Massacre. You can tell some members of our audience have already forgiven
Zeke for his time in the FTC, but not every fan so quick to forget… he’ll have to prove he really has turned over a new leaf.

COREY TAYLOR: I’m sure it’s just a brilliant FTC plot! Without Mikey, Zeke is just like the rest of these hillbillies!

LARRY GORDON: The hillbillies pay your salary… and I sign your cheques.

COREY TAYLOR: Like I was saying, these wonderful hillbillies and all five of their teeth!

MEATLOAF! The crowd pops big-time as Matthew Kurtis steps through the curtain, Carolinas title draped over his shoulder.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! He weighs in at three-hundred and twenty pounds… from Wickliffe, Kentucky, he is the Carolinas Champion “BLUEGRASS BADASS”
MATTHEW KURTIS!

ROB MARTINEZ: Two big men here, Matthew Kurtis one of the biggest REBEL’s ever seen. But it was only last month that Matt here got the monkey off his back
and finally won REBEL gold following a big victory over Duncan Aries the show prior. The question is, can he now retain it against a determined former
champion in Zeke?

Referee Johnson checks both men (why, it’s REBEL? Probably because his boss is at ringside.), then calls for the bell!

DING DING DING

Big time lock up in the middle from these two hosses, Matt powers Zeke to the ropes. BIG chop to light the cuzin up, irish whip, shoulder block from Zeke!
Matt don’t even budge. Zeke and Matt chest to chest, Zeke tells Matt to try! The Bluegrass familia member hits the ropes, thud. Zeke barely moves! They
both hit the ropes, colliding to a dead stop in the middle of the ring. Zeke unloads with a big right hand, Matt returns fire. They’re picking up where
they left off a month ago! Matt with the weight, height and reach advantage gets Zeke into a corner, where Johnson asks for a break. He gets one, but Matt
whips Zeke across the ring. Into the corner. Matt charges, Zeke gets the boot up to the face. Zeke on the first turnbuckle, off with a double ax-handle
blow that rocks Matt. He knees Matt in the gut and hooks a facelock, looking for a suplex. The big Matt blocks it, then reverses into a ring-shaking suplex
of his own!

COREY TAYLOR: You had the ring reinforced, right Gordon?

LARRY GORDON: This ring could handle another four Matt Kurtis’ in it, Taylor! We may not be a billion-dollar company but I want REBEL Pro to be top notch
in every way it can be.

Matt hits a leg drop and covers, only gets a two count. Side headlock on the mat now, Matt trying to wear down Zeke. The man from the back hills starts
getting to his feet though. He gets behind Matt and delivers a back suplex! Holy crap! Again the ring shakes. Zeke covers, only gets one and a half before
the authoritative kick-out. Zeke grabs Matt by the head to pull him up, clubbing blows before setting the man up — Matt throws his arms away! Throwing
rights and lefts, but Zeke stomps on Matt’s foot to distract him. He hits the ropes with a clothesline, Matt wobbles but doesn’t go down. Zeke off again,
second clothesline rocks Matt but doesn’t take him down. Third time’s the charm —

— or not as Matt catchs Zeke with a thundering spinning sideslam! Cover one two, kick-out by the challenger. Matt gets to his feet, he pulls Zeke up…
NO WAY ARE YOU KIDDING?

GORILLA PRESS SLAM!

ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew Kurtis just pressed two-hundred and sixty-plus pounds over his head! Unbelievable! Just how strong is the man?

The crowd cheers “BGM, BGM, BGM” as Matt puts his arms up. He turns back to Zeke, hooking him from behind for what could be a german suplex, but Zeke -
surprisingly for a man his size – jumps up and forward, delivering a mule kick to the jaw of Matt. Zeke grabs Kurtis and delivers a neckbreaker! Could
that be enough? Johnson counts one, two, right on the money but Matt kicks out before three.

LARRY GORDON: Good, solid consistent count from referee Johnson.

Zeke climbing to the top rope… are you kidding? He flies off at the rising Matt with a cross body block — CAUGHT! SPINNING POWERSLAM! Matt hooks the
leg ONE, TWO, TH—ZEKE KICKS OUT! The ring ropes still bouncing from that impact! Zeke slaps the crook of his forearm, he’s signalling for one of his
big moves. He whips Zeke to the corner, hits the opposite ropes…

CLOTHESLINE FROM KENTUCKY!

Zeke goes down in a heap, Matt down to the mat for a cover! ONE! TWO! TH— foot on the ropes!

ROB MARTINEZ: The champion almost retained right there, but Zeke able to get his foot in the ropes. We don’t have DQs here in REBEL, but the referees don’t
count falls or submissions in the ropes!

COREY TAYLOR: Matt Kurtis should’ve pulled Zeke away from the ropes. It’s obvious he doesn’t have the killer champion instinct!

LARRY GORDON: Maybe he didn’t want to give Zeke any time to recover…

COREY TAYLOR: Bah!

Matt says it’s over time, calling for the Bluegrass Bomb. Can he get the big man up? Maybe… but Zeke fights and back drops Matt over! Matt gets to his
feet, throws a right hand, Zeke ducks and swoops right behind, locking on the COBRA CLUTCH! Matt struggles as Zeke tries to put him out… center of the
ring! Matt reaching out… forces his way to the ropes. Zeke, surprisingly, gives a clean break. Maybe he did mean what he said last show about being sorry
for what he did with the FTC.

Zeke lets Matt come out of the ropes, they start slugging it out, center ring! Two big bulls throwin’ down! Zeke catches Matt with a big blow to the side
of the head, then delivers a knee to the midsection, doubling Matt over. He lifts the man up for a piledriver, but Matt won’t let him take him. Back drop
— same counter Zeke just used! But Zeke actually rolls it through like a sunset flip!

ONE, TWO, no!

Zeke hits the ropes for a clothesline, Matt ducks and hits the ropes! Zeke turns around!

BLUEGRASS MAFIA KICK!

ZEKE DUCKS!

Matt stumbles, keeps his balance, turns around —

INTO A RING-SHAKING SPINEBUSTER!

That was big-time! And now Zeke wasting no time going to the top rope…

MUDPUDDLE SPLASH!

That’s a big man coming off the top, he hooks the leg ONE, TWO, THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, once again Carolinas Champion… CUZIN ZEKE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke regains the title, what a great match from both competitors! And it was clean, down the middle, from both Zeke… and no questionable
calls from Jimmy Johnson, Mr. Gordon.

COREY TAYLOR: Stop kissin’ the bosses ass, Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: I do no such thing. Matthew Kurtis finally, after almost three years, became a champion in REBEL Pro, but it’s over already. Matt no doubt
doesn’t intend for it to be another three years before gold is once again around his waist. But tonight, your winner and new champion, Cuzin Zeke!

Zeke helps Matt up, and they shake hands. Matt leaves, frustrated but he knows he was beaten fair & square here at Merrytime Massacre. Zeke points to the
crowd, title over his shoulder. He’s receiving more cheers than he did before the match started…

Larry Gordon stands up, leaning over a bit because the headset is still on.

LARRY GORDON: Fellers, I’ve got an announcement that needs to be made here, so I’ll chat with you both later on.

Larry Gordon walks over to where Jenny is standing and she hands him the microphone.

LARRY GORDON: Glad you folks are enjoying yourselves!

They are, if the cheer is any indication.

LARRY GORDON: Well, how would you all like to be the first to hear the main event for the Underground show in two weeks?

It sounds like they want to know and want to know now.

LARRY GORDON: Alright… alright… but first, I’ve got an announcement to make.

The crowd hushes

LARRY GORDON: Well, since Mr. Massacre so kindly removed himself from head trainer at Underground, removing me the pleasure of firing him.

Chuckle from Larry.

LARRY GORDON: I’ve been hunting a new trainer and I do believe I’ve found the individual who can lead those potential superstars to their stardom, more
than Mr. Massacre ever could.

CROWD: Who is it! who is it! Who is it!

LARRY GORDON: The new trainer for Rebel Pro Underground is none other than… “The Celtic Legend” Macculloch!

The crowd is speechless until all of a sudden the shock wears off and they explode up from their seats. Popcorn, drinks, chips, every thing goes flying
up in the air as they scream for joy. Larry chuckles at their enthusiasm.

LARRY GORDON: And now for the main event f the Underground show in two weeks, by the way any person bringing in a toy will receive free admission to the
show.

Larry Gordon pauses for effect. LARRY GORDON: The main event will indeed be the end of FTC as Cuzin’ Zeke takes on Mikey Massacre, I just love calling
him that because he hates it so much, taking on… Vincent Black in a triple threat match! It will be a non title match with the first person to score
a pinfall being declared the winner.

The crowd is loving it, but Larry holds up a hand.

LARRY GORDON: Seeing as they had some… hostility towards one another near the end, this match will be fought within the confinds of barbed wire ropes!
Hope to see you all there and remember, bring your toys to get into the festivities for free.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with no time limit and it is for the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Championship!

The crowd explodes at the announcement of this match, that is until “Heavy Metal Machine” by the Smashing Pumpkins hits the speakers and they immediately
begin to boo. Michael Massacre walks out from the back a smug look on his face.

JENNY JERSEY: From The Seven Valleys, he stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds… MICHAEL MASSACRE!

Michael walks down the aisle and up the steps onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes.

“Screams of the Undead” hit the speakers as the crowd explodes in cheers for the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion.

JENNY JERSEY: Now introducing the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion, he hails from Hollywood Florida, standing at six feet four inches and weighs in at two
hundred and forty-five pounds… THOMAS YOUNG!

Thomas slides in under the bottom rope, springing to to his feet before Massacre has a chance to attack.

DING DING

ROB MARTINEZ: Here we are with the rematch for the Rebel World Heavyweight Championship.

COREY TAYLOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa…rematch? You’re part of it aren’t you?

ROB MARTINEZ: I’m afraid to ask but part of what?

COREY TAYLOR: This conspiracy to make everyone think that Michael Massacre lost to Thomas Young. Young never beat Massacre it’s just like the Apollo 11
Moon Landing it’s one big hoax. And you’re part of it my friend you’ve been brainwashed by Mr. Gordon.

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you really believe that, TAYLOR?

COREY TAYLOR: It’s what Massacre said and he wouldn’t lie to us unlike Thomas Young and the so-called Justice League, because he’s the one really fighting
for what’s right in wrestling and the powers-that-be are conspiring against Michael to make him look like a loser.

ROB MARTINEZ: Right…. well there’s the bell and this match for the Rebel World Heavyweight Championship between the champ Thomas Young and the challenger
Michael Massacre is underway.

Up in the ring Thomas Young and Michael Massacre tie up in a collar and elbow. Thomas gets the first advantage with a hammerlock on Massacre but it is
quickly reversed. Young reverses Michael’s hammerlock into a headlock and then takes Massacre down to the mat. Massacre stands up and breaks the headlock
by shooting Thomas into the ropes. Thomas comes off the ropes and knocks Michael down with a shoulder tackle and then hit’s the ropes on the other side
intending to hit another tackle but Michael counters with a back body drop that sends Young hard to the mat. He follows with a grapevine and several stomps
to the left leg of Young before pulling the champ up to his feet and sending him to the ropes.

COREY TAYLOR: Michael really working Thomas over here.

ROB MARTINEZ: It appears to be fairly back and forth to me.

Michael ducks his head but Young stops and puts the “Self-Proclaimed Sell-out” down with a side Russian Legsweep. Thomas goes for a quick cover but only
gets a one count. Both men make it to their feet but not for long as after trading punches Massacre gains an advantage with a thumb to the eyes of Young.
Michael presses his advantage with a boot to the Champ’s gut followed by a snap DDT. Massacre going for the quick cover, but Young kicks out at one.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match has been back and forth with both men for the most part showing off their technical skills but neither man can get a real advantage
over the other.

COREY TAYLOR: Just give the champ time Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Are you saying that you want Thomas Young to be victorious?

COREY TAYLOR: No Martinez, I said the champ the real one you know Michael Massacre not the paper champ Young

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh brother!

Back in the ring Massacre and Young have made it back to their feet once again but Massacre isn’t on his feet long when Young nails him with a short-arm
clothesline and follows up with a headlock on the fallen Massacre. Michael powers back up to his feet and puts Thomas down with a back suplex and then
crashes down on him with an elbow drop. Michael hit’s the ropes for a more powerful elbow drop but a drop toe hold from Thomas sends him crashing face
first to the mat. Thomas gets to his feet a split second before Michael and charges with a clothesline that puts Massacre on his back. A running knee drop
later and Thomas has suddenly gained the momentum. Thomas waits for Michael to get and puts him back down with a snap suplex. Thomas hits the opposite
ropes as Michael uses the ropes to pull himself up. As Thomas charges at him Michael pulls the ropes down and Thomas goes tumbling over and hits his head
on the mats outside the ring. Michael takes a moment to collect himself and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks down at Thomas slowly starting
to stir. Michael takes stock of where Thomas is on the floor looking like he’s to fly off with a high risk maneuver but at the last second he changes his
mind and flips off the crowd and climbs down from the turnbuckle.

COREY TAYLOR: Brilliant strategy by the true champion, making the crowd think he is going to do something daredevilish.

ROB MARTINEZ: You do know that you called the match between Thomas and Michael at Misgivings right?

COREY TAYLOR: I think you must have been dreaming, I have never called that match.

Instead Michael rolls out under the bottom rope and tosses the still groggy and now bleeding Thomas Young into the ring. Massacre pulls the champ to his
feet and drives him down again with an Astroplex and goes for the cover Referee Alan Stone makes a count…

One…

Two…

Kick-out by the champ. Massacre presses his attack and breaks out another move stolen from an enemy and nails Thomas with a Everplex followed by a Kurtisplex
another count and Thomas gets a shoulder up at 2 and a half. Michael looks at Referee Stone and counts to three for him to show him how it’s done. Michael
then decides to use one of his own moves and locks in his New Mexican Cloverleaf and really yanks back looking like he’s trying to break Young’s back.
The crowd is begging Thomas not to tap as he crawls for the ropes. Michael wretches back while yelling at the ref to ask him if he gives up. Thomas screams
out no and finally makes it to the ropes and Michael finally breaks the hold and walks to the opposite side of the ring and goes outside again and pulls
a steel chair out from under the ring and slides back into the ring with it. Thomas sees Michael coming and is able to get a Big Boot on the chair sending
it back into Michael’s face and busting him open.

ROB MARTINEZ: Great counter by Thomas Young there.

COREY TAYLOR: I claim foul, red flag!

Thomas somehow gets a second wind and nails the now recovered and charging Michael with The Omega Driver but he can’t cover right away. Thomas crawls over
and puts an arm over Michael’s chest. Referee Stone counts….

One…

Two…

Three…NO! The count is broken up as Michael’s newest disciples Revolutions and Revelations, Gabriel and Raphael, come jumping out of the crowd, they
hit the ring and help Michael attack Thomas.

ROB MARTINEZ: Someone needs to stop this, Michael’s goon squad has no business out here.

COREY TAYLOR: Well the ref can’t do anything because like you like to point out this is Rebel. But where are Young’s precious friends the Bluegrass Mafia?
ROB MARTINEZ: Funny you should ask here they come now. Who is that large masked man jumping out of the crowd?

COREY TAYLOR: No Damn it!

The Bluegrass Xtreme of Chad and Jonothan Kurtis hit the ring and start brawling with Revolutions and Revelations and Matthew Kurtis goes directly to Michael
Massacre and pulls him off Thomas Young. The large masked man prevents Matthew from planting Michael with a spinning sideslam as “the Show” and “the Bluegrass
Heart-Throb” nail Gabriel and Raphael with twin Superkicks that knock them out of the ring. The rest of the Justice League climbs out of the ring and pick
up Massacre’s thugs pushing them on to the back as Referee Jimmy Johnson comes out to help restore order. The large masked man pushes Matthew to the back
with fists flying, Chad and Jonothan turn around. Double clothesline takes them down and the masked man leaves the carnage in his wake as he walks through
the curtain.

ROB MARTINEZ: Who is that man?

COREY TAYLOR: No idea, but he definitely left his calling card.

Back in the ring both Young and Massacre struggle to regain their feet but nobody notices Michael pick-up something dropped by his back-up during all the
confusion of the brawl. As Thomas charges at him Michael reaches up with the item and sprays it in Thomas’ face it’s pepper spray. The pepper spray in
Young’s face is followed by a low-blow and then Massacre gets the disabled and hurting Thomas Young in position and hits his finisher The Sellout! Michael
covers and Referee Stone counts…

One…

Two…

Three.

JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and Neeeeeee…

Michael grabs the mic from Jenny

MICHAEL MASSACRE: “No, no, no, no you ignorant slut I’m STILL the Champion!”

Michael holds the Rebel World Heavyweight Belt high in the air as the crowd boos unmercifully and EMT’s rush to the ring to flush Thomas’s eyes and face
to get the pepper spray off of him as Michael Massacre walks to the back. Half-way there the large masked man comes out to meet him, Michael reaches out
to shake his hand, the man does so. As Michael releases the hand, the masked man does not release Michael’s hand.

ROB MARTINEZ: Uh oh.

COREY TAYLOR: He just wants an autograph.

The big man pulls Michael closer, boot to the gut and a powerbomb right onto the concrete. He leans over the fallen Massacre, removing his mask to reveal…
COREY TAYLOR: Its Mack!

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy jumping jehosifat Batman!

Black-out.

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Credits

Thomas Young(©) vs Michael Massacre-Kurtis the Bruiser

Matthew Kurtis(©) vs Cuzin’ Zeke-Ro the Conquerer

The Phoenix/Scottie Snow(©) vs Duncan Aries/Vincent Black-Bean the Blind

Bluegrass Extreme vs Revolutions and Revelations vs The Jonas Brothers-Bean the Terrible

Megan Nash Strader(#1) vs Randy Richter vs Scarecrow vs Dez Carter-Sean the Celtic Writer

Aeolus Wrath segment-Nick the Norwegian

REBEL Underground “TBA – One More Time” 11/17/2009

Underground Presents… “TBA – ONE MORE TIME”
11-17-2009
REBEL Arena – Raleigh, NC
Jenny Jersey stands center ring with a few of the younger fans being allowed to actually step foot in the ring, to see how it looks from inside the ring.
“Heavy Metal Machine” cues up and Mikey emerges to hellacious booing, as the kids scatter out of the ring, the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.
He gives middle fingers to the fans as he makes his way to the ring. He steps through the ropes and brings the microphone to his lips.

MIKEY: Yeah. I get it. You don’t like me. Did you see how those kids scattered? They are scared of me… I like that, they are scared of the truth.

Booooooooooo.

MIKEY: But, if you didn’t already know, I don’t give a (BLEEP)! Booooooooooo.

MIKEY: As a matter of fact, when you clowns boo someone, it must mean they are doing something right.

MIKEY: Now, if you’d shut up for a minute or two, I can explain this whole situation with Larry Gordon. That fat waste of space wakes up one day and decides
that Mikey Massacre isn’t fit to be the champion of this company. He realizes that if I am champion any longer, I am going to destroy this company. So
he comes up with this ridiculous scheme to convince everyone in the back and each of you that I lost my title to Thomas Young.

MIKEY: It never (BLEEP) happened!

MIKEY: He doctors some footage to make it look legit, puts it on the Internet, tells everyone that I lost my title to Young. And all of you lemmings followed
him!

Mikey holds the title up in the air.

MIKEY: I never lost this (BLEEP) title! And you all know it’s true! You are all co-conspirators!

MIKEY: Then Gordon says if I don’t return the title to Young, the fake champion, that I will continue to be suspended. Well, you son of a bitch… fine!
Mikey throws the title down to the ground.

MIKEY: You want your title back? You can have it! You can give it to your little pet Thomas Young! I don’t give a (BLEEP) because that title means SHIT
anyways! It was nothing but a tool with which I could enlighten–or try to enlighten–all of you pieces of shit! (BLEEP) the REBEL title! (BLEEP) REBEL
Pro Wrestling! (BLEEP) all of you!

MIKEY: And while I’m at it… (BLEEP) you Zeke! And (BLEEP) you, Vinny! You two pieces of shit did NOTHING! You sat idly by while Gordon pulled the wool
over everyone’s eyes! You are just as guilty as him or Young or whoever-else-the-(BLEEP)!

Mikey begins giggling to himself.

MIKEY: So now, you idiots, you’ve forced me into a corner. You’ve forced me to unleash something upon REBEL Pro Wrestling that even I hesitate to do. But
all along, I knew Zeke and Vinny weren’t quite up to par, weren’t quite able and willing to carry the banner of revolution with me. So I had another plan,
a plan only to be utilized if they failed me, if FTC failed me. And fail me they did!

Mikey’s laughing is uncontrollable now.

MIKEY: So now, you fools, you’ve brought armageddon upon yourselves! Because Michael Massacre, tonight, is going to unleash a shit storm upon this God
forsaken company and this God forsaken industry!

MIKEY: The Revolution is here!

MIKEY: The Revelation has come true!

Mikey’s laughing continues as he throws the microphone to the ground and makes his way back down the aisle as his music cues up again.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is a Loser is suspended match!

“I Will Not Bow” hits up the speakers as we are ready for the first match of the evening, walking from the back is Steven Andrews.

JENNY JERSEY: Making his way from Cheboygan Michigan he stands at five feet nine inches, weighing in at one hundred and seventy-two pounds… “SUICIDAL”
STEVEN ANDREWS!

Steven slides his hands across those of the fans before springing to the ring apron then over the top rope into the ring.

“Fly” by Nickelback hits the speakers as sprinting from the back to a big cheer is Justin Thyme.

JENNY JERSEY: From Raleigh North Carolina, he stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds… JUSTIN THYME!

Justin slaps hands before he slides into the ring to meet Steven Andrews face to face.

DING DING

Justin and Steven go in for a collar and elbow tie up. Justin swings out connecting with a pair of brass knuckles… completely legal here in this match.
Steven falls back, Justin whips him into the ropes.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a shot from Justin!

COREY TAYLOR: He has finally grown a set.

Justin pounds the knuckles into Steven’s head again, sending him down to the canvas. Justin springs to the top turnbuckle, back flipping and landing with
his knees right into the gut of Andrews. Justin pulls the nearly unconscious Andrews back up to his feet, Irish whip into the corner. Thyme follows in
leaping into the air, driving his leg across the throat of Steven, nearly flipping him out of the ring. Justin with a chop to Steven’s chest.

“WOOOOOOOO!”

Chop…

“WOOOOOOO!”

Another chop and another “Woooooo!” from the croud. Justin sits Andrews on the top turnbuckle, belly to belly superplex from the top turnbuckle! Justin
slides out of the ring, he retrieves a steel chair.

ROB MARTINEZ: Justin has found another gear here.

COREY TAYLOR: Its about damn time too.

Irish whip into the corner, Andrews is still groggy from the brass knuckle shot from earlier. Justin sits the chair up, running and connecting with a leg
scissoring kick from the steel chair to Steven’s face. Steven falls forward and in one fluid motion, Justin springs back up sending Steven’s face into
the bottom of the steel chair with a leg drop.

ROB MARTINEZ: He calls that the Tick Tock.

COREY TAYLOR: Call it what you will, you dumbass, but I call it the end of the match.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winner of the match… Justin Thyme!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow… just Wow.

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah, a man who never shuts his mouth can only say one word… pathetic.

“Fly” by Nickelback hits back up as Justin stands over his beaten and slightly bloody opponent. Justin turns as the sound of “I’m a Rebel” hits the speakers
to find Chet Whetleson standing there with a microphone in his hand.

CHET WHETLESON: Congratulations on your win Justin.

Justin slides out of the ring, he walks past Chet who shakes his hand.

CHET WHETLESON: Mr. Andrews…

Steven has gotten to his feet, leaning over the top rope.

CHET WHETLESON: From the desk of Mr. Larry Gordon, you have been suspended until further notice.

Steven lowers his head as he now follows Chet past the slit in the curtain.

ROB MARTINEZ: Right here at Christmas time too.

COREY TAYLOR: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you have no compassion?

COREY TAYLOR: Nope, sure don’t.

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COREY TAYLOR: I for one can’t wait to see what Michael Massacre has in store for us!

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey said absolutely nothing that was coherent. He ought to see a therapist if you ask me.

COREY TAYLOR: First of all, his name is MICHAEL, not MIKEY. He was absolutely coherent in making that point. And secondly, everything he has ever done
for this company has been for its benefit.

ROB MARTINEZ: Are you kidding me, Corey? He outright says he wants to END this company, which means you’d be out of a job!

COREY TAYLOR: So be it!

“Heavy Metal Machine” cues up. Michael Massacre emerges by himself, a microphone in one hand, his still chair in the other.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, led to the ring by—

MICHAEL MASSACRE: —shut the (BLEEP) up, Jenny! Let me do this!

Jenny stares open-mouthed as Michael enters the ring. He waves her out of the ring. She complies, shaking her head in disgust. The fans are booing the
shit out of Michael.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: Introducing first, managed by none other than the King of Old School, the Self-Proclaimed Sellout, the best Triple Crown champion in
this company’s history, the Only Man Chad Kurtis Has Never Beat, the Architect and the Antichrist of this Damn Company, the Beginning of the End, the Bearded
Basterd… MICHAEL MASSACRE!

Michael soaks up the boos then brings the mic. back to his lips.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: … at a combined weight of I-don’t-give-a-(BLEEP)-and-neither-should-you, hailing from I-don’t-give-a-(BLEEP)-and-neither-should-you,
they are GABRIEL and RAPHAEL… REVOLUTIONS and REVELATIONS!

Gabriel, a tall, perfectly sculptured young man emerges first. He has long blonde hair. He is wearing white tights with the words Revolution and Revelation
printed in black throughout them. Behind him, Raphael emerges. He is much short and smaller, looking like he might be under 200 lbs. He is wearing a black
bodysuit with the words Revolution and Revelation in white throughout it. He is wearing a black mask with his white eyes the only visible parts of his
face. The back of his mask looks exactly like his front, making one look down at his feet to see which way he is standing. They stand at the front of the
aisle as the Smashing Pumpkins continue to play, and then make their way down to the ring. The music ends as some generic instrumental rock cues up.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: And their opponents, two (BLEEP) I tried to train at the REBEL Underground before I quit that shit about a few hours ago—Gordon, check
your fax machine— “Too Fat For Any Other Sport” Damon Desmond Doubleday and “Rough Around the Edges… To Say the Least” Alberto Ramirez!

Doubleday, a stocky dark-haired kid emerges next to his partner, a small, well-toned Latino. Michael leaves the ring and sits in his chair at ringside.
DING DING

Gabriel starts the match with Doubleday. They lock-up. Gabriel pushes him into the corner. Big knife edge chop. He whips him across the ring but Doubleday
reverses. Gabriel hits the corner. Doubleday runs in. Gabriel gets a boot up and Doubleday staggers back. Clothesline takes him down. Ramirez runs into
the ring and starts hammering away at Gabriel’s back but he no-sells. Gabriel turns around and smiles. Ramirez with a punch, blocked by Gabriel. Gabriel
hits him with a punch that sends him down. He picks up Ramirez and Doubleday and bashes their heads together. Raphael goes up to the top-rope. Missile
dropkick to Ramirez as he stands. Raphael climbs up another turnbuckle as Doubleday stands. Flying DDT! Gabriel picks up Ramirez. Power bomb! But he keeps
it locked in… another power bomb! And a third! Raphael goes up top… Moonsault knee drop! Gabriel picks up Doubleday. Gorilla press! And he lifts him
up and down!

COREY TAYLOR: What amazing strength!

ROB MARTINEZ: Tough to argue with you there.

Into an airplane spin! And back into a gorilla press, pushing him up and down! He walks him over to the turnbuckle. Heavenly Fall right onto the turnbuckle!
Raphael is up top. Shooting Star Press to Doubleday!

ROB MARTINEZ: Total domination by these two newcomers.

COREY TAYLOR: They were brought into REBEL by Michael Massacre. What did you expect?

ROB MARTINEZ: What is Mikey doing? Why is he getting in the ring?

COREY TAYLOR: His name is MICHAEL!

Michael Massacre enters the ring with the infamous, spraypainted steel chair. Gabriel picks up Ramirez and holds him up. Michael swings. CRACK! Raphael
picks up Doubleday and holds him. CRACK!!

MICHAEL MASSACRE: This is what I think about training students for this God forsaken company. You know, I used to think that I could mold them into soldiers
to take over this industry once I had cleansed it; I used to think I could train PURE wrestlers, men meant to WRESTLE, not to participate in this shitty
garbage federation. But NO! Each of these (BLEEP) wanted to learn how to be a REBEL wrestler. They BELIEVED in this shit company. And none of them would
listen to me, none of them would accept The Truth!

Michael smiles.

MICHAEL MASSACRE: Except for these two, my most prized students. So, Larry Gordon, take my resignation and shove it up your ass, shit it out and then shove
it down your throat, puke it up, turn it into a paper mache broad and (BLEEP) it, because that’s the last (BLEEP) pleasure you’ll EVER—EEEEVER—have.
The rest of your life: total (BLEEP) misery. TOTAL (BLEEP) MISERY!

MICHAEL MASSACRE: Right HERE. Right NOW. REBEL Pro Wrestling ENDS! You think you conjure up stories of some young piece of shit defeating Michael Massacre
for the world title? You think you can pull that shit without consequence? NO (BLEEP) WAY! This, you arrogant shit stain, is your ARMA-(BLEEP)IN-GEDDON!
Michael leaves the ring and sits in his chair. He nods at Gabriel and Raphael who leave the ring and pull tables out from under the ring. They set them
up. Gabriel picks up Ramirez who is bleeding from Michael’s vicious chairshot. CHOKE SLAM THROUGH A TABLE! Raphael puts Doubleday on the other table and
goes up top. 810 SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Massacre is applauding the destruction and humiliation of two of his former students!

COREY TAYLOR: They failed him!

Raphael and Gabriel cover their opponents.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

MICHAEL MASSACRE: Your winners… as if it was ANY doubt whatsoever… Gabriel and Raphael… REVOLUTIONS and REVELATIONS!

The fans continue to boo as Michael, Gabriel and Raphael leave ringside, their arms raised high up in the air.

ROB MARTINEZ: I… I… I don’t know what to say!

COREY TAYLOR: I do! We have seen the FUTURE of professional wrestling… and their names are Gabriel and Raphael!

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey—

COREY TAYLOR: It’s MICHAEL!

ROB MARTINEZ: Right. Well, Michael has lost it. I mean, he was always a few screws loose, then a whole hell of a lot of screws loose, but now he might
be crazier than Lloyd Rees! This is unbelievable! Attacking his own students? Unreal!

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Suddenly all of the lights in the arena go out and as the crowd gets restless the theme from Justice League Unlimited is heard through the speakers as
a spotlight that goes from red to yellow to blue shines on the entryway. As the crowd murmurs, through the curtain steps “the Show” Chad Kurtis, “the Bluegrass
BadAss” Matthew Kurtis, Lyndsey Valentine, “the Bluegrass Heart-Throb” Jonothan Kurtis, and Thomas Young? The odd thing beside the fact that Thomas Young
is with the Kurtis Brothers is the theme music and the fact that the five are all wearing superhero t-shirts, Chad is wearing Superman, Matt is Batman,
Jonothan has a Robin shirt, Lyndsey has a sexy Wonder Woman tank top, and Thomas has a Green Lantern tee. The five of them get to the ring and do a traditional
superhero hands on hips pose. Then Chad pulls a mic out of his back pocket

CHAD: We are the Justice League dedicated to peace and Justice for all mankind.

JONOTHAN: Wait a minute I thought are catchphrase was where-ever there is trouble we will be there, where-ever there is injustice we will be there, ain’t
it.

THOMAS: Dude that’s the Three Amigos slogan.

JONOTHAN: It is?

MATTHEW: Yes it is chum.

CHAD: Anyway we are the Justice League and our mission is to rid Rebel Pro Wrestling of the FTC. Yes I know that the FTC is kinda falling about on their
own but we want to help them along. Why you may ask well we just don’t like them and we’re not just together to get rid of Mikey, Zeke, and Black but also
because of people like the Phoenix and Scottie Snow. People who compete in more ‘elite feds’ and either suck there or hit a slump and think they’re just
going to waltz in and be the biggest stars we have and act like their shit don’t stink. We may not be as big as the PWA but we’re as good or better than
anyone ain’t that right Rebel World Champ?

Thomas takes the mic

THOMAS: That’s right. Even worse than that PWA refugees is a rumor I heard about a tag team from another fed that the Jonas Brothers wrestle in might show
up and try to mess up the main event and that ain’t kosher at all. So as the champ I feel that it is my job to defend Rebel against any negative influences
in or outside the company. So if anyone wants to come to Rebel and step in the ring and prove how tough they are that’s fine but that’s the only acceptable
way to do it. They did anything else that we don’t much approve of they will face punishment. Ain’t that right Big Man?

Thomas tosses the mic to Matthew

MATTHEW: It’s like Chad and Thomas said the reason we’re together is twofold, first to finish the destruction of the FTC which the Champ and me started
at Misgivings and the second and more important one is to defend Rebel from outside invaders. So if there is a tag team here from I believe it’s CAWA that
the Jonas’ fight for too the best thing for them would be for them to head back where they came from right now. Because if they carry through with their
threat to cause trouble here tonight well then I guess the BGM will just have to play troubleshooters and use that opportunity to send a message to anybody
else who might have the same idea. Ain’t that right Boy Wonder.

Matthew passes the mic to Jonothan

JONOTHAN: You couldn’t resist that could you? Anyway some people might say why’s J-Kurt out here tonight he’s hardly at Rebel shows anymore? That may be
true but this is where I got my start and like the other three guys and Lyndsey here, I’m not about to let anyone disrespect this fed or the people in
it. I don’t let them do it in Japan and I’m not going to let them do it here. So I hope that answers that question. So I guess we’re done here.

As the Justice League leaves, Chad takes the mic from Jonothan and stops after Jonothan and Thomas leave the ring

CHAD: You know something just occurred to me. I’m the only member of this group without gold right now. Thomas is the Rebel World Champ, ‘the Big Cat Daddy’
has the Carolinas title and J-Kurt has all of that Japanese gold. I mean I’m a Rebel Icon so I should have some gold too. I just remembered something I
never did use my automatic rematch clause the last time I happened to lose the Rebel World Tag Team Championship. So I think I will use that on the next
Rebel event but wait my last tag team partner retired. Wait there was this guy I was a two time tag team with back in NAPW and what luck that guy is in
the ring with me right now. So right here and right now the original Bluegrass Mafia is issuing a challenge to whoever wins tonight’s main event between
the Phoenix & Snow and the Jonas Brothers to meet us at the next event in a title match.

“I’m A Rebel hits the speakers as from the back comes the owner of Rebel Pro, Larry Gordon. Mr. Gordon has a smile on his face and a microphone in his
hand, he makes a cutting motion across his throat and the Rebel Pro theme dies away.

LARRY GORDON: Chad, you will be granted your entitled rematch for the Rebel Pro Tag Team Championships, but it will not be at the next show.

The crowd boos loudly.

LARRY GORDON: I’ve already garanteed Vincent Black and Duncan Aries that particular shot Chad, however at the next show you are free to have your shot
then.

Chad nods inside the ring.

LARRY GORDON: However again Chad, if Matthew Kurtis is still the Carolinas Champion, he cannot be your tag team partner. See, I am implementing a rule
that a person cannot hold two Rebel Pro belts at one time anymore. I don’t like it because it takes away from other wrestlers here and… it just doesn’t
feel right.

Chad scowls, but reluctantly nods.

LARRY GORDON: Matthew, you will defend your Carolinas belt at Merrytime Massacre against a man who is getting his rematch, Cuzin’ Zeke. Thomas, I’m glad
that Chet found you to give you the belt, but you will be defending it against Mikey Massacre at Merrytime Massacre.

The crowd boos as Thomas looks at Larry Gordon, not liking it one bit.

LARRY GORDON: Chad and Jonothan, I haven’t forgotten the two of you in this, you two will be in a tag team match going up against Revolutions and Revelations
and the loser of the Tag Team Championship match later tonight.

Larry turns to head backstage and with that, the Justice League’s theme hits up and they walk back stage.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mr. Gordon doesn’t pull favorites, that is for sure.

COREY TAYLOR: Damn right he doesn’t, I tried to get him to fire you and he said it could cost me my job… can you believe that?

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match’s stipulation… is that there is no stipulation!

The crowd boos a little at this as Jenny smiles back at them, shrugging her shoulders.

JENNY JERSEY: I don’t come up with them folks, I’m just told what to say.

“Carbomb” hits the speakers as from the back stalks one of the largest men to ever step foot in a Rebel Pro ring. He looks to the crowd and only slaps
the hand of a fan that is wearing a vintage Extreme Elite jersey.

JENNY JERSEY: From Glens Falls New York, he stands at six feet eleven inches, weighing in at three hundred and forty-one pounds… VINCENT BLACK!

Vincent steps up to the apron, pulling himself up with the top rope before stepping over the top rope and waiting on his tag team partner.

“Judith” replaces “Carbomb” and out to a mixed reaction, only because he is teaming with Vincent, is Duncan Aries. He slaps hands as he walks down to the
ring steps.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing his tag team partner, from San Diego California he stands at six feet three inches and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-eight
pounds… “THE SPADE” DUNCAN ARIES!

Duncan steps up the steps and onto the ring apron, showing that there is no love lost between him and Vincent Black, but they both want to win this match.
“My Old Kentucky Home” comes to life as from the back to a huge ovation isJonothan Kurtis and the current Rebel Pro Carolinas Champion… Bluegrass Mafia
2.0.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing their opponents, making their way down to the ring being accompanied by Lyndsey Valentine, at a total combined weight of five
hundred and thirty-five pounds… Jonothan Kurtis and your Rebel Pro Carolinas Champion… Matthew Kurtis… “BLUEGRASS MAFIA 2.0!”

DING DING

Duncan and Jonothan lock up in the center of the ring, Aries with a forearm sends Jonothan up against the ropes. Duncan reaches out for a tag as he sends
Jonothan into the ropes. Vincent steps over the top rope, planting a big boot right into J-Kurt’s face. Matthew steps over the top rope as well, right
hand to the big Vincent Black and this match is out of control early here.

ROB MARTINEZ: It didn’t take long.

COREY TAYLOR: It never does, you damn idiot.

Vincent with a right as the two biggest men in Rebel Pro lock up. Duncan lifts Jonothan up to his feet, right right, and another right has the smallest
Kurtis brother in the corner. Duncan runs in with a clothesline, but J-Kurt drops down allowing Duncan to crash chest first into the turnbuckle. Jonothan
rolls him over, to pound his fists into Duncan’s face. Matthew with a right hand catches Vincent off-guard backing him up to the center of the ring. Jonothan
Kurtis flies in, kneeling down behind Black. Matthew with a short running clothesline sends Black tumbling over to land on Duncan Aries, their two heads
colliding together with a thunk. Matthew pulls Duncan up to his feet, tossing him into the corner, he runs in with a big boot nearly decapitating “The
Spade”. Vincent gets up to his feet as Matthew whips Duncan into the path of Jonothan. Vincent spears Jonothan through the ropes as Duncan rebounds off
the ropes to catch Matthew with a flying axehandle smash.

ROB MARTINEZ: Neither team can get an advantage for long in this match.

COREY TAYLOR: Give Vincent a chance.

Vincent turns around in time to catch the backwards stumbling Matthew in a full nelson and slam him down to the canvas. Duncan grabs the ankle of Matthew
as Vincent hits the ropes, big boot to Matthew’s left knee. Duncan steps through the ropes, to pull Jonothan up from the floor. Vincent slams a boot into
the knee again, knee drop onto the knee and Matthew is in a world of hurt. Duncan whips J-Kurt into the ringpost, but Jonothan reverses sending Duncan
head first into the steel. Duncan steps back holding at his forehead, Jonothan springs from the apron with aroundhouse kick to his temple. Duncan hits
the concrete as J-Kurt back flips from the railing onto Aries. Inside the ring, Vincent pulls Matthew up to a vertical base, slamming him back first into
the corner. Vincent with a charge and a knee into his midsection. Matthew doubles over in pain as Vincent brings down a series of elbows down on Matthew’s
back. Jonothan steps onto the ring apron at Vincent’s back, climbing onto the top turnbuckle. Vincent slams a big forearm into Matthew’s back, he goes
for a European uppercut. J-Kurt runs down the length of the top rope, bringing Vincent down down to the canvas with a tornado DDT from the tight rope walking
position.

ROB MARTINEZ: Awesome move there from J-Kurt.

COREY TAYLOR: I cannot deny the truth, that was impressive.

Matthew gets out of the corner, Jonothan leaps up with a high five to the big brother. They both turn to Vincent, Matthew with a backbreaker, holding him
on his knee; Jonothan leaps from the top turnbuckle with a leg drop across Black’s throat.

One…

Two…

Duncan pulls Jonothan out of the ring to prevent the final three, even though Vincent kicked out with authority. Matthew pulls Vincent up, charging knee,
counter by Black sending Matthew over and onto Jonothan.

COREY TAYLOR: Duncan shoved Jonothan right into the path of the falling Matthew… brilliant.

ROB MARTINEZ: Smart move, I agree.

Black turns around, stepping over the top rope, he jumps down with a double foot stomp on the back of Matthew Kurtis. He pulls Jonothan out from under
the pile and tells Duncan that Matthew is his problem. Vincent with a elbow to Jonothan’s face. Duncan picks Matthew up, fist to the gut and Matthew doubles
over. Duncan with a lifted knee into his face as he holds onto the back of Matthew’s head. Duncan with another lifted knee before he slams Matthew’s face
into the announcer’s table. Vincent lifts Jonothan up in a gorilla press, dropping him onto his bent knee and the wind is driven right out of J-Kurt’s
sails. Vincent turns to see Duncan slamming Matthew’s head into the table before he lifts Jonothan back up, placing his throat over the railing he lifts
him high up over his head. Vincent drops Jonothan, but J-Kurt counters right before the release falling behind and somehow dropkicking Vincent’s skull
sending him against the railing. Jonothan is gasping for breath as Vincent is trying to untangle himself from the railing. J-Kurt with another tightrope
walk, this one on the railing, and at the last second leaps with a leg drop crushing Vincent’s throat against the top of the railing. Duncan slams a fist
into Matthew’s temple before sweeping his legs out from under him and causing Matthew’s skull to slam into the concrete. J-Kurt crawls around the corner,
his breath still knocked out of him. Duncan places a chair on Matthew’s face, but Jonothan is too winded to stop it, but he is trying. Duncan stomps down
on the chair three times before he rolls the busted open Matthew Kurtis into the ring. Duncan is also wearing a crimson mask from his contact with the
steel post earlier.

ROB MARTINEZ: This action is intense Corey.

COREY TAYLOR: I’ve seen better moves on the Rebel Pro video game.

ROB MARTINEZ: There is no Rebel Pro video game.

COREY TAYLOR: There isn’t? Let me check my notes… I mean a board game… forgot to change my card of insults…

Duncan climbs to the top turnbuckle, going for a diving elbow, but Matthew rolls out of the way just in time to avoid the contact. Matthew pulls himself
up to a vertical base, slamming a knee into Duncan’s face to roll him over onto his back. Jonothan has regained his breath and is in the ring now as well;
but here comes Black from the outside. J-Kurt hits the ropes, Matthew lifts him high into the air, J-Kurt dives over the top onto Vincent and they go down
to the concrete. Matthew lifts the lifeless form of Duncan up to a vertical base… boot to the midsection and a powerbomb sends him back down onto the
canvas. Matthew drags his thumb across his throat, signaling the end is nigh at hand.

ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew signaling the match is over.

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah Chad Kurtis is a gotard.

ROB MARTINEZ: Do what? Chad Kurtis isn’t even in this match.

COREY TAYLOR: Last time I pay your mom to make my insult cards, they are all out of place… your mom is a complete retard Rob!

ROB MARTINEZ: Hey!

COREY TAYLOR: Hey yourself… damn, you can never find good help anymore.

Rob slaps Corey as Matthew hoists Duncan up, wrapping his hand around Aries’ throat. Matthew sends him down with a chokeslam, making the cover, referee
Jimmy Johnson refuses to count pointing out that Jonothan and Vincent are the two legal men. Matthew steps through the ropes, uppercut from Black tangles
Matthew in the ropes. Black jumps up, sending Matthew’s throat across the middle rope harshly before following it up with a vicious looking right hand
to the face. Duncan is moving in the ring now using the ropes to literally tie Matthew in the ropes. Vincent nods his approval at this tactic as he rolls
the form of Jonothan into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: This doesn’t look good for J-Kurt.

COREY TAYLOR: I don’t need your mother’s cards to insult you… Captain Isn’t That Painfully Obvious.

Black lifts J-Kurt up, slamming him down violently with the New Hope as Matthew struggles to free himself. Duncan turns to step through the ropes as Black
tags him in. Duncan makes the cover as Black nails Matthew with a series of right hands, he is seen mouthing… “I’m going to get you Chad…. I’m going
to f*bleep*king get you!”

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of Duncan Aries and Vincent Black!

ROB MARTINEZ: Black and Aries with an impressive victory.

COREY TAYLOR: Told you they would win you idiotic spawn of an even more retarded mother.

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s it! I’ve had enough!

COREY TAYLOR: Why Robby, are you upset?

ROB MARTINEZ: One more word about my mother… from your lips…

COREY TAYLOR: Geeze… a bit touchy aren’t we?

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Just before the next match.. the crowd still popping from the last one, the sound of a familiar tune blasts out of the speaker system……. It is the
Flatts and Scruggs rendition of the “Beverly Hillbillies” Theme….. the crowd turns it attention to the runway and the black curtain… awaiting the person
associated with it. The spotlight lights the curtain and finally a voice, coming from the ring…and the spot light turns quickly to find in the middle
of the ring Cuzin Zeke, member of FTC, and previous holder of the Carolina Belt, and world tag belt. He is dressed in a t-shirt emblazoned with the saying
“Been there, done that!, and pair of well worn blue jeans.

ZEKE: “Stops the music, stops it now!!! I gots a few things I gots to get off my chest. Hey stops the booing, stops that too..!! Listens up to whats I
gots to say, then we can gets on with the rest of the card. Last time in Tennessee, I was forced to defends my Carolina belt, and as ya all can sees, I
lost it to that Kentucky no good, Matt Kurtis. Well’s ya all seen what happened, and wells on that night I guess the best man won. But Kurtis ya aint that
far from my sights. I am gonna regroups and gonna comes after ya… so keeps your eyes open… and looks over your shoulders..both of them..!”

The crowd reacts, some boos and cheers, a mixed reaction to what Zeke has said. Neither Kurtis or Zeke are exactly crowd favorites, some siding on Zeke’s
side, others for Kurtis.

ZEKE: ” But nows I wants ya all to listens…. I been doing some thinking this past few days since my bout with Kurtis. And wells I thinks maybe I starting
to sees the light. Ya sees, FTC, now we gots no gold, FTC been beat up pretty hard recently, and FTC, well sure aint helping me…so I starting to realize
somethings. I sees that both Mikey and Vincent they gots their own ideas, both of them gots their own path. Wells I been in the wrestling game too long…
and been taken downs a few paths before… been a follower oh too many times… and usually where does I end up…. Nowheres…absolutely nowheres. So
once again, something comes over me, and listens to Mikey, he tells me how REBEL aint all it seems to be. I starts to thinks on it, and see maybe he is
right. So I decides to go left at the fork in the road. Now tells me, how many of yas made that choice.. wishing ya went right?? Wells…I am standing
here in fronts of ya all…telling ya I made that mistake, yes I should have gone right. So here’s what I am gonna do, I am gonna go back alongs to the
fork and this time I turning right!!!” Far as I can see, FTC will be missing a link, missing a cog in the wheel, missing someones to grease the wheel,
you gots it right fans…. I aint no more in FTC…. !”

Zeke turns with the mic…and moves to the side of the ring….

ZEKE: ” Hits my new music….please!!!”

From the speakers comes a rendition of The Who’s ” We Won’t Be Fooled Again”, Zeke now makes his way out of the ring… the crowd is not sure how to react,
and some fans now try to shake his hand as he leaves and disappears behind the black curtain.

ROB MARTINEZ: Maybe this will be the last interruption of the night. We are starting to be like the WWE.

COREY TAYLOR: Nah, nobody can possibly be that crappy, except when you let retards get on the mic.

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All eyes turn to the ring where referee Jimmy Johnson is holding the #1 CONTENDER’S TROPHY. At center ring, Jenny Jersey raises the microphone to her lips…
JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is a FEAST OR FAMINE match! In this match, the winner will become the new holder of the #1 Contender’s Cup… while
the loser will be FIRED from REBEL Pro! Introducing the competitors…

“Four Sticks” by the Rollins Band picks up. The crowd reacts with surprise as a female dressed for in-ring action strides through the curtain. Some of
the fans laugh, others aren’t sure how to react. ‘What is this?’

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first! Hailing from London Ontario Canada, she is MEGHAN! NASH! STRADER!

COREY TAYLOR: So who’s she managing?

ROB MARTINEZ: Do your homework, man! Meghan Nash Strader, fans, wanted in REBEL Pro Wrestling. She was told that we do not have a women’s division, but
that didn’t stop her! After months of requests, owner Larry Gordon has given her this one chance to prove that she belongs inside the squared circle against
the men!

COREY TAYLOR: Is this a joke? Women don’t belong in the MEN’s ring, period — and they definitely don’t belong in a place like REBEL! She could have that
pretty face mangled by a cheese grater, or those legs destroyed by barbed wire…

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t agree with your sexist attitude, Taylor, but I do worry for the well-being of an individual who is significantly smaller than any
wrestler on our roster. In fact, Strader has had to sign a waiver to even have this one match… REBEL is not responsible if she ends up injured or worse!
But in this very same match, Strader has the potential to become #1 Contender in her first contest…

Strader bounces in place, looking ready and fit to begin this contest…

(Supposedly) Guns N Roses kicks up with their recent single, “Shackler’s Revenge.” The fans know exactly how to respond to this man: by booing.

JENNY JERSEY: And her opponent! Weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-one pounds… MARXX!

COREY TAYLOR: And finally Marxx is being given the opportunity he DESERVES in this company. He should have been given a shot at the #1 Contender’s Cup
immediately upon his arrival; no, he should have been HANDED the trophy! He’s a worldwide star!

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t deny that Marxx has made a name for himself all over the continent, but here in REBEL Pro, he hasn’t shown these fans any of that
talent. Marxx is oh and three heading into tonight’s contest… in fact, I don’t even know why he’s getting a shot at the #1 Contender’s Trophy with that
record.

COREY TAYLOR: REBEL management is making up for not giving Marxx the welcome he deserved, Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Sure… but if Marxx drops to oh and four, not only does he not become #1 Contender… but he’s out of the company!

COREY TAYLOR: He has a one hundred pound weight advantage on this little princess, almost half a foot, and SHE’S A GIRL.

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s self-evident. Both competitors are ready, referee Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell! Here we go!

Marxx looks across the ring at a determined Strader, snorting in contempt. They go for a lock-up — Strader sidesteps and gets behind, throwing forearm
shots at Marxx! She hits one, two, three, Marxx with a big right-hand knocks the lightweight Strader down. Marxx holding the side of his jaw, he’s not
laughing now. He picks Strader up and literally throws her into the corner! He’s choking her out, Johnson can’t do anything, this is REBEL RULES. Marxx
gets off the throat…

CHOP.

HUGE chop to the upper chest of Strader. “How’s that little girl? Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen?” The crowd boos Marxx as he sends her to the ropes.
Ducks his head — Strader with a kick to the face! Marxx pops up, holding his nose, as Strader hits the ropes again, tries for a flying crucifix… Marxx
stays on his feet and regains his balance. He flips Strader into position and nails a BOTTLE BUSTER! Marxx with a cover… one! Two! Kick-out by Strader!
ROB MARTINEZ: Meghan Nash Strader with a lot of guts out here, but Marxx has the clear size and power advantage. Oh come on now, that’s uncalled for!

Marxx kneeling across Strader’s throat, oblivious to the referee’s demands to get off her. Marxx does, a vicious smirk on his face. He signals that it’s
over… “Time to leave my marks on this bitch!” Marxx scoops the woman up, looking for LEAVING MARXX! Strader fights over, sunset flip! Marxx wobbling,
he’s not going down… He gets his balance! PUNCH — right where Strader’s head WAS. Marxx shakes the hand out, turns around, KICKWHAM — FOUR STICKS!
Strader puts Marxx’ head right into the canvas! She gets up and hits a standing moonsault, one, two, kick-out by Marxx!

Strader trying to get some momentum, waiting for Marxx to get up… looking for a double arm DDT! Marxx spins out, sets her up for the Jagerbomb — COUNTERED!
Strader grabs the head… and delivers VENGEANCE! The Acid Drop connects! Marxx gets to his feet quickly, only to be taken down by a snappy huracanrana!
Strader off the ropes again, step-up enziguri! Marxx is down, Strader going to the top rope… KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD OF MARXX! COVER ONE, TWO, FOOT ON
THE ROPE!

ROB MARTINEZ: She calls that the FATALITY and you can see why, she almost caved in the skull of Marxx! Unbelievably, this crowd is getting behind Strader!
Marxx with a thumb to the eye. Irish whip, clothesline, Strader ducks under — OH MY ! WHAT A LOW BLOW — SHE’S GRABBED ON!

COREY TAYLOR: I normally like that but YEOWCH!

The crowd ‘ooooohs’ as Strader pulls Marxx down to the canvas with a handful of ballsack. Strader gets up and yells “DON’T (BLEEP) WITH ME!” Holding his
groin, Marxx struggles to his feet… and Strader this time delivers the Second-hand Strader double arm DDT! She covers, ONE, TWO, TH—

STRADER PULLS MARXX UP?

COREY TAYLOR: HOW DARE SHE!

ROB MARTINEZ: I think — I think Strader had Marxx beat right there, but she’s not done yet! Meghan Nash Strader wants to send a message via the carcass
of Marxx to everybody here in REBEL Pro!

Strader pulls Marxx up, he’s clearly out. Toe-hick! Hooks the arms…

MY FRIEND OF MISERY! The pedigree connects! Strader covers this time, counting along with the crowd ONE, TWO, THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match and NEWWWWWW #1 Contender… MEGHAN NASH STRADER!

Johnson raises Strader’s arm, she pumps her fist. The crowd seems to buy into her!

JENNY JERSEY: And Marxx? You lost… and that means YOU’RE FIRED!

The crowd, led by Strader, sings “NAH NAH NAH, GOODBYE as Marxx is helped out by Johnson. Strader shoulders the #1 Contender’s Trophy in victory!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following non-title match is set for one fall at a thirty minute time limit! And the TBA stipulation is… CATCH AS CATCH CAN!

COREY TAYLOR: What does that mean?

ROB MARTINEZ: To the best of my knowledge, Taylor, it means that this is going to be a traditional wrestling match!

COREY TAYLOR: Does anybody in REBEL know how to have one of those?

Heavy guitars and screaming kick in.

Here comes the champ, and he’s not alone?

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by JEFF JAMES! Weighing in at two-hundred and forty-five pounds, from Hollywood Florida,
he is the current REBEL Pro World Heavyweight Champion… THOMAS YOUNG!

“Every single time I feel the burn I try to throw it away
A fast fix for the brokenness of everyday
It’s like the pain is building up, it’s swelling up
I’ve got to choke it down and break it down until it’s broke down!”

Young and James head down the aisle, the crowd responding with major positivity for the recently returned Thomas. Young bumps knuckles with James and heads
into the ring, posing in center of ring. He hands the belt over to Jenny Jersey.

ROB MARTINEZ: There is your reigning REBEL World Heavyweight Champion, at last with the belt he won fair & square… A belt that Mikey Massacre felt he
had to steal after he lost the bout two weeks ago at Misgivings!

COREY TAYLOR: Possession is nine-tenths of the law!

ROB MARTINEZ: Well Massacre no longer possesses the belt. And with or without it, Thomas Young would be the recognized REBEL World Heavyweight Champion!
If you’ll recall correctly, it was Massacre who CHOSE to put the title on the line against Young; some strange attempt to show up his fellow FTC member
Cuzin Zeke. Massacre was undone by his own hubris! But as we heard earlier Massacre WILL get his rematch at MERRYTIME MASSACRE!

COREY TAYLOR: About time Larry Gordon did something RIGHT in this promotion.

Young bounces off the ropes, ready… lights out.

“Guess who’s back?”

The crowd gets hyped up in the dark!

Wait for it…

WAIT FOR IT…

“THEY SAY I’M COCKY!
AND I SAY WHAT?
IT AIN’T BRAGGIN’ MOTHER(BLEEP) IF YA BACK IT UP!”

REBEL BANANA!

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Weighing in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, originally from Paducah Kentucky he now hails out of Durham, North Carolina!
He is “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS!

Kurtis slaps hands on the way to the ring, peering out from beneath his hood up at the ring. He makes a circle around ringside for the screaming fans,
then slides in and pops up to the top turnbuckle, flipping his hood back and extending his arms. He tosses his hoodie to the crowd and backflips off the
top to a pop, then turns to face Young, all seriousness. Referee Alan Stone checking Young, now comes over to check Kurtis.

ROB MARTINEZ: As tremendous as Young’s victory over Massacre for the world title was, it has to stick in the craw of Chad Kurtis just a bit. Kurtis pursued
Massacre all summer and fall, only to come up short in two title matches against Massacre. Then Young returns and scores the huge upset in only his second
match back!

COREY TAYLOR: Young had a FLUKE victory, Martinez. Call it what it IS. I’m not a Chad Kurtis fan —

ROB MARTINEZ: No kidding.

COREY TAYLOR: — but Kurtis is a top-notch pro wrestler. He’s just not as good as he thinks he is. What he is, though, is BETTER than this backyard PUNK.
Kurtis is going to show the world what a fluke Thomas Young is right here tonight in Raleigh!

ROB MARTINEZ: Harsh invective from my broadcast partner Corey Taylor… and we are ready to get this match underway!

Senior referee Alan Stone looks at both men, then calls for the bell!

DING DING DING

Young and Kurtis shake hands in the center of the ring to applause from the rowdy REBEL rousers. They circle to start and lock-up, Kurtis taking over with
a top wristlock. Young looking for an out, reverses it and works to a hammerlock. Kurtis reaches back, trying to grab at Young, can’t get him, reaches
between the legs… spins around and reverses the hammerlock! Young reaches up and grabs around Chad’s head, kicks off the ropes, snapmares him over —
but Chad holds on and rolls through, still possessing the hold! Switch into a side headlock, Young tries to get a back suplex but Chad is too much of a
veteran to put a leg far enough back for Young to take the leverage. Young looking for another way out, reaches up, trying to work in Chad’s hands, breaks
free and gets a wrist-lock; immediately reversed by Kurtis, flipping Young onto his back! Kurtis to an armbar, controlling Young on the mat. Young forcing
his way to his feet, gets a leg behind Kurtis’ and begins bending The Show backwards! The top of Chad’s head touches the canvas, Kurtis bridged right over…
Chad drops to his back, rolls backwards, then up and around and arm drags Young to the canvas! Young pops up and comes back at Chad, taken down again by
a deep arm drag! One more time, another beautiful arm drag by Chad Kurtis and this time he holds onto the arm bar again. The crowd claps for some beautiful
technical wrestling!

ROB MARTINEZ: REBEL is known for violence but that’s not all we bring! Some of the best wrestling in the world right here in REBEL PRO WRESTLING!

COREY TAYLOR: And what did I tell you? Chad Kurtis is completely dominating Thomas Young on the canvas.

ROB MARTINEZ: No argument there, the advantage is The Show’s in these opening minutes.

Chad wrenches on the arm, then pulls back Thomas’ other arm, wrapping it under his arm pit and bridging back. Young yells in pain as Chad seems content
to stretch the REBEL champion a little bit. Kurtis lets go of the arm bar, then wraps his hand around Young’s chin, twisting his neck and torquing on the
man’s head, other arm still trapped! James pounds the canvas on the outside, telling Thomas to find a way out, stay calm and work it out. Referee Alan
Stone asks Thomas if he wants to quit, no dice. Chad doesn’t expect to win that easily, but he’s sending a message to the world champion here. Chad lets
go of the upper body, but before Young can react, he grapevines the legs and turns Young over with a leg hold! More pain for Young to experience… but
Young forces a roll over, frees himself from the leg hold and leaps over to cinch a side headlock on Chad on the mat! Kurtis on the bottom for the first
time in the match, but not for long as he uses his flexibility to headscissor Young, taking control again. Young pounds the mat, head being crushed between
Chad’s powerful thighs (the source of his springboard superiority). Young rolls around, trying to get free… he’s standing on his head? Head-stand by
Thomas Young? He pops out of the hold and tries to kick a seated Chad right in the face, only to get caught and taken right back down into a single-leg
grapevine. Young right by the ropes this time, however, and he grabs the bottom as Alan Stone tells The Show to break. Separation occurs and Chad winks
at a sore Young, letting him know just who is control of this match.

ROB MARTINEZ: Things not going the champion’s way here… Chad Kurtis, the All-American completing owning Young on the canvas! We both know that Kurtis
wants back in world title contention, a non-title victory over the champion has to put him right back up there.

COREY TAYLOR: Thomas Young needs to win this match to prove he’s not a lucky jerk! There’s a lot on the line here, not the least of it the two grand I
owe to my ex-wife.

ROB MARTINEZ: You bet your alimony?

Both men up to a standing base again, Young tight-lipped. He knows very well that The Show has shown him up. Some of the crowd even chant “you got served!”
Circle again, into a tie-up, Kurtis again wins with a side headlock. Young tries to break out the way he did before, and gets the hammerlock, but Chad
reverses quickly into a hammerlock of his own, then right back to the side headlock! Shout of frustration by Thomas Young, but he tries a different tactic.
Elbow to the abdomen of The Show, two, a third breaks him free! Young hits the ropes and comes off with a clothesline, ducked by The Show! Young skids
to a stop and turns around, only to be met by a dropkick! Right back up is Young, Kurtis catches him with a hip toss — blocked! Young reverses to a hip
toss of his own, but Kurtis lands on his feet! Kurtis with a quick jab to the gut of Young doubles him over, leg over the head, rocker dropper? Young stands
straight up, flipping Chad up, again Kurtis lands on his feet! Right hand by Young, Chad ducks and wraps around, full-nelson attempt? Young fights out,
reverses around and hits a BACK SUPLEX on Chad — NOOO! CHAD AGAIN FLIPS OUT AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! Young turns around, TOEKICK, BENT OVER! CK FINALE
— Thomas Young sweeps the legs of Chad quickly, looking for a catapult! Had Kurtis’ finisher well-scouted, has the man’s legs, shoots him into the turnbuckle!
The Show nimbly lands right on the second turnbuckle, Thomas turns around, reverse cross body by Chad connects center ring! ONE! TWO! Young kicks out!
Chad with another cover! ONE! TWO! Young kicks out! Third cover! One! Two! Young kicks out, using up a lot of energy getting out of those rapid covers.
ROB MARTINEZ: Young cannot solve The Show!

COREY TAYLOR: And I cannot solve Rubik’s and his damn Cube.

Back up, The Show snapmares Young over. Kick to the spine! Young grimaces in pain but watch Kurtis! Off the ropes like a shot basement dropkick to the
mush of Young! STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover one, two, Young out before three. Chad pulls him to his feet, forearm shivers to Young. He puts the man into the
corner… vicious chop! Irish whip across the ring, Young hard into the turnbuckles. Kurtis in with a charge, Young gets the boot up in Chad’s face! Chad
stumbles out, turning around, and Young grabs him from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX — INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Chad crumbles in the corner as Young rolls to his
hands and knees, trying to gain his breath.

ROB MARTINEZ: GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! That could be the opening Young needs to finally take control of this contest!

COREY TAYLOR: It’s gonna take a lot more than one move, even one as big as that, for Young to pin The Show for a three-count here, Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Young catching his breath, trying to slow down the break-neck pace of this match so far. The Show is one of the fastest men in REBEL -OR-
NAPW, hands down!

Young sees Chad getting to his feet, holding the back of his head, and quickly hooks the man for a SNAP suplex. Young measures Chad, big boot to the side
of the man’s head. Again he hooks Chad up, suplex attempt, Kurtis blocks! Trying one of his own, Young legblocks that, and finally gets the vertical suplex!
Young with a cover, two count, Chad out well before three. Young hooks a chinlock, Chad fights his way to his feet. One, two, three elbows, Chad leaps
and springboards off the middle rope with a spinning kick! Young ducks, he’s done his homework and knows all about Chad’s springboard preferences. Chad
turns around — BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Pop-up, another one delivered by Young, sending Chad right overhead! Kurtis slower to get up this time, Young hits
the ropes —

RUNNING YAKUZA KICK!

Chad sidesteps! Springboard off with a moonsault — INVERTED DDT! SHOWTIME! Kurtis pops back to his feet —

STANDING SHOOTING STAR!

ONE, TWO, YOUNG ROLLS THE SHOULDER!

ROB MARTINEZ: Just like that, Kurtis able to swing the match back in his favor! The man can potentially utilize every single square inch of that ring as
an ally…

Kurtis picks up Young and perches him … on the top rope? He climbs up, Young fights him! Exchange of punches on the top turnbuckle, the world champ shoves
Chad off! Chad lands on his feet RUNS RIGHT BACK UP FRANKENSTEINNNNNERRRR! Young hits the canvas, prone, Chad points to the turnbuckle! The crowd rises
to their feet and yells as he makes each leap!

“BEST!”

“MOONSAULT!”

“EVERRRRROHHHHHHHH!”

Young gets the knees up right into the soaring Kurtis’ mid-section! No way even The Show could change direction after committing like that! Young rolls
to his feet as Kurtis gasps for breath, doubled-over….

YAKUZA KICK!

And this time Young connects, full speed right to the side of Chad’s head! Young hooks the leg ONE, TWO, KICK-OUT! Crowd yelling and screaming for this
match, they don’t know who they want to win, they’re just INTO IT! Young throws some right hands to The Show and puts him in the corner. Irish whip! Chad
hard into the opposite turnbuckle. Young with a running big boot attempt, Chad slides BETWEEN the third and second ropes to the outer canvas! What the?
Hooks Young — REVERSE STO INTO THE ROPES?! Ropes between the two, Chad snapped Young’s throat off the top rope with an… unorthodox use of the reverse
STO!

ROB MARTINEZ: There is a reason they call him the INNOVATOR OF OFFENSE! Have you ever seen that before, Taylor?

COREY TAYLOR: Never, and I guarantee you Thomas Young never has either. Because nobody’s done it!

Young picking himself up, Chad still on the outside ring apron. He waits for his man to get up… SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! SIDE-STEPPED! Chad slammed down
to the canvas, Young off the ropes, Chad rising to his feet…

ROARING ELBOW! Chad hits the canvas hard and Young covers ONE, TWO, NO! Kurtis out! Young picks his man up, says it’s over, looking for THE OMEGA DRIVER…
but Chad fighting, throwing back elbows! He breaks free of Young, hits the ropes and comes off with a lariat! Ducked! Chad’s momentum spins him around,
Young gets a backdrop CUTTER! YOUNG CUTTER! COVER! ONE! TWO! TH—

NOOOOOO! CHAD KICKS OUT!

Young looks up at referee Alan Stone in disbelief, holding three fingers up. Stone screams TWO! TWO! as the crowd can’t believe it. Young picks Chad up,
looking for a vertical suplex — Chad flips out at the apex! BEHIND YOUNG —

SUPERKICK! Young is prone, Chad to the outside…

PRIMETIME SPLASH!

ONE! TWO! THR—

SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!

ROB MARTINEZ: Now it’s The Show’s turn to be in disbelief! Young got the shoulder up at two and three-quarters!

COREY TAYLOR: It was an involuntary reaction, the kid doesn’t know where he is.

ROB MARTINEZ: However you rank it, Chad Kurtis just a split-second from pinning the REBEL World Heavyweight Champion!

The crowd is standing — THEY HAVEN’T SAT DOWN. Kurtis picks up Young, sends him into the corner… BLUEGRASS BREEZE! Young stumbles out into the traditional
reverse STO! That’s gotta be all! ONE! TWO! THREE—

SHOULDER UP! Young will not stay down! Chad has to wonder what’ll put the young champ (no pun intended) down… never mind. He knows EXACTLY what will
put the champ down! The signal — it’s FINALE time. Kurtis picks up Young, standing headscissors… HERE IT COMES! NO! Young with a sudden spin out and
up, right behind Kurtis?!

BACKDROP DANGERRRRROUSSSSSSSS!

ONE!

TWO!

THRNOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

Kurtis kicks out after a SICK backdrop! The crowd chants: “THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!”

ROB MARTINEZ: Both men trying to catch their breath, trying to figure out what’s next! This match can’t go on all night…

COREY TAYLOR: Can it?

Young picks up Chad, and lifts him to the top rope. What’s this? He pulls him out… going for SHADES OF DEATH! Chad squirming, fighting it, knocks Thomas
away! Chad forward rolls down and to the other side of Young, who is slightly off-balance. Chad with a step-up enziguri! Young down to one knee, dazed,
Kurtis hits the ropes for a SPRINGBOARD SHINING WIZARD — Young ducks! Chad lands on his feet, regains his balance — ROARING ELBOW BY YOUNG! Chad staggered!
YAKUZA KICK knocks Chad down! Young doesn’t go for a cover, pulls Chad up and into position! HOOKS THE LEG!

THE OMEGA DRIVER!

COVER ONE TWO THREEEEEEEE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… the REBEL World Heavyweight Champion, THOMAS YOUNNNNNG!

The crowd is ON THEIR FEET, stomping and applauding!

ROB MARTINEZ: Thomas Young has beaten THE SHOW! Can you believe this kid, coming out of nowhere… and beating both MIKEY MASSACRE and CHAD KURTIS in consecutive
shows? Unbelievable match!

COREY TAYLOR: I…

ROB MARTINEZ: Still going to call him a fluke, Taylor?

COREY TAYLOR: He beat CHAD KURTIS in a big match for CHAD KURTIS, Martinez. Young hasn’t proven anything yet!

ROB MARTINEZ: You’re hopeless.

The crowd is chanting “THANK YOU CHAD, THANK YOU YOUNG, THANK YOU CHAD, THANK YOU YOUNG!” James in the ring, helping an exhausted Young stay on his feet,
James and the referee each raising one of Young’s arm. Kurtis rolls over and gets to his feet with the ropes for an assist. Holding his head, Kurtis looks
over at Young…

Young looks uncertain, wondering how Chad is going to react.

Kurtis glares at Young, wincing in pain. Sweat pours off both men…

Chad extends a hand. Young accepts it, and Chad then raises Young’s arm and points to him.

ROB MARTINEZ: No doubt The Show disappointed by this loss, and we know he’ll be coming for the world title sooner or later… but Thomas Young, the REAL
REBEL World Heavyweight Champion, apparently has Chad Kurtis’ endorsement! One hell of a match, but our show is not done yet. What’s up next?

COREY TAYLOR: That’s TBA!

The crowd continues to cheer for Young, who holds the REBEL title belt up high, as Show takes the long walk back down the aisle…

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—INTERMISSION—

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The time for intermission has just started, the crowd still buzzing from the intensity of the whole show. Suddenly “Code Of Energy” by Papa Roach blares
over the PA system, and the fans who were leaving stop in their tracks not knowing what to make of it first. Smoke fills the entryway as a single strobe
light pulses down on a figure clad in a hooded windbreaker and black jeans.

ROB MARTINEZ: Who the hell is this? No one is scheduled to be on next, it is supposed to be intermission.

COREY TAYLOR: Whoever it is has a cool entrance, and a nifty hooded windbreaker.

The figure surveys the crowd from under the hood, as we can make out a sly grin on the face of the newcomer. He walks down the aisle slowly, planting one
black booted foot in front of the other, the crowd giving him a mixed reaction. He enters the ring and calls for a mic, “Code Of Energy” dying down, the
lights returning to normal.

HOODED FIGURE: Congratulations Rebel Pro. Congratulations on all of your success, the names you’ve made famous, the moments in wrestling history you have
forever etched into the annals of time. But you see, none of that, up until now, up until this very moment, none of it matters. All that matters is that
I am here now, and just by speaking, just by standing here in front of you all, I have changed everything.

ROB MARTINEZ: A cocky son of a gun. What’s his point?

COREY TAYLOR: Shh. Let the mystery man speak.

HOODED FIGURE: “For years you people have accepted mediocrity as greatness. You have embraced bar room brawlers, rich powerful men of wealth and desire,
fools, vagabonds, all of them have graced you with their presence, and you, in turn, like Pavlov’s dogs have begged to be satisfied. But by what? Lackluster
in ring abilities? Disgraceful oratory skills? Under this hood is the face of a young, captivating, sensational talent who has had the misfortune of being
in one of the worst professional wrestling companies in the entire universe. There he beat the so-called best. There he punked them out at each and every
turn. I come here, Rebel Pro, to grace you with a true presence, to be faced with a real challenge, and to show you what greatness inside this ring is
supposed to look like.

The figure lowers the mic and throws back his hood, revealing jet black hair, a pale complexion, and a smug look on his face. Those that recognize him
instantly boo him mercilessly, those new to him simply joining in because of his ego.

COREY TAYLOR: Hell yeah! It’s Aeolus Wrath!

ROB MARTINEZ: First The Phoenix and Scottie Snow, then Marxx, and now Aeolus Wrath comes to Rebel Pro from the ranks of the PWA!

Wrath lets the boos from the fans cascade over him, as he brings the mic to his lips.

AEOLUS: I am the son of one of the most dominant forces in professional wrestling. I am the nephew of one of the most arrogant and egocentric wrestlers
to ever grace this ring. More importantly than that, I am a man far above the Mark Sommers and Rob Robinsons of this world. You people have been force
fed this idea that the best PWA has to offer is a washed up has been and his lowly lackey, or perhaps some other poor schmuck who shows up here just to
collect a paycheck and get his ass beat by somebody far superior than he will ever be. I may have come from the PWA, but I sure as hell don’t represent
it. You can call me whatever you like, but the facts are what you need to hold onto. Fact. I’m a bigger star than everybody in that fossil promotion I
was in, and yet each and every time I was about to grab that brass ring, some exec, some front office jackoff would drag the rug out from under me. I was
in the same league as the Jethro Hayeses and Matthew Engels of this world. People like that, they’re yesterdays news, just like the Kurtises and Mikey
Massacres of this place. Each and every time the wrestling world has needed a true star to shine, someone to boost ratings, someone to bring this sport
out of the wilderness and into the Promised Land, they have called on one man, and you’re looking at him.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a conceited little-

COREY TAYLOR: Hey now! You may call it conceited, but I call it confidence Martinez.

Wrath rests his arms on the top rope, looking out onto the crowd of angry, hatred filled people. AEOLUS: Tonight Rebel Pro, tonight is your night. Tonight
is the beginning of a whole new chapter in your history. Its a dawning of a new age, a new era. Some of you know me, and you hate me, like I give a damn.
Some of you don’t, and you may be wondering just if I will hold true to my words, true to the “hype” surrounding me. By the end of this night Rebel Pro,
you will know me as the greatest aquisition this company has ever made. You will know me as somewhat of a new age prophecy. Most of all, you will know
me as Aeolus Wrath, The Code Of Energy, and you, like everyone else in this place, will come to fear me.

“Code Of Energy” by Papa Roach blares again as Aeolus drops the mic and exits the ring, with one last look at the audience, makes his way to the back.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well folks, that was a lot of talk from a guy who’s never had an official Rebel Pro match. One has to wonder, will Aeolus eat his words?
COREY TAYLOR: Well unlike you Martinez, I do my homework, and I knew from my sources that this guy was coming to

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“Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead” hits the speakers as from the back, The Jonas Brothers come out to a chorus of boos.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-six pounds, Jim and Tommy… THE JONAS BROTHERS!”

Jim and Tommy step up the steps and into the ring as they await their opponents.

“The Final Countdown” hits the speakers as from the back to a somewhat mixed reaction(cheers for Scottie Snow and boos for The Phoenix) comes the Rebel
Pro Tag Team Champions.

Rob Martinez: Scottie looks like has lost his puppy.

COREY TAYLOR: I guess Phoenix has put him in his place.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the team of SCOTTIE SNOW and
THE PHOENIX!

Both The Phoenix and Snow step through the ropes. The Jonas Brother charge the champs before the bell rings but the Phoenix and Snow are expecting this
and are ready. Phoenix takes down Jim Jonas with a drop toehold and Tommy Jonas hit’s the mat thanks to a Scottie Snow dropkick. Tommy rolls out of the
ring but is tagged with a baseball slide dropkick by Snow. The ref calls for the bell to officially start the match as Phoenix and Jim Jonas square off
in the ring as their partners fight outside the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Utter Chaos!

COREY TAYLOR: Both teams want to have those straps, you idiot, what do you expect?

Jim and Phoenix get to their feet at about the same time but Jim jonas doesn’t stay on his feet for long as a arm drag by Phoenix puts him on his back
again. The Phoenix pulls up Jim Jonas with an armbar and puts several elbows into the older Jonas’ shoulder. Phoenix hits Jim Jonas with a short-arm and
then clamps on an armbar as Jim gets to a sitting position. The Phoenix is in firm control of the match right now. But on the outside of the ring it’s
a different story as Tommy Jonas has used anything and everything he can lay his hands on as a weapon against Scottie Snow.

COREY TAYLOR: Tommy making that idiot Snow pay for his insubordination.

ROB MARTINEZ: Tommy going to town on Scottie here as Phoenix wears down Jim inside the ring.

Tommy Jonas climbs the turnbuckle holding a steel chair and flies off and nails the Phoenix in the back with it. The two Jonas Brothers work over the Phoenix
as Snow struggles back to his feet and back into the ring when suddenly the North Korean National Anthem is heard through-out the arena and the Jonas’
rivals from CAWA ,the Juchedors (Hong Bong-Song and Kim Il-Gun) and their manager Oh He-Suk make their way to ringside. The Jonas Brothers see them and
head up the aisle to confront them. As the two tag teams exchange words it quickly breaks down to shoving but before it can escalate further the Rebel
World Tag Team Champions the Phoenix and “the Panther” Scottie Snow grab the Jonas Brothers and drag them back into the ring and away from the interlopers.
The Koreans walk on down to the ringside area and continue to hurl insults through their manager as the two teams in the ring battle it out.

ROB MARTINEZ: What are these guys doing here?

COREY TAYLOR: I can’t understand a word they are saying.

Inside the ring the champs use identical vertical suplexes to press their advantage over the distracted Jonas brothers. Snow nails Tommy Jonas with a spinning
heel kick at the same time that the Phoenix drills Jim Jonas with a Michinoku Driver. Snow clotheslines Tommy to outside the ring. As Tommy hits the floor
the Juchedors pounce and start to pound Jim Jonas as the ref’s view is blocked by the Phoenix. Scottie comes off the top turnbuckle with a Moonsault and
immediately covers Jim Jonas but only gets a two count. The champs dump Jim outside as the Juchedors roll Tommy back in. Phoenix and Snow nail Tommy Jonas
with a backbreaker/leg drop combo on Tommy Jonas. Other Rebel referees and Chris Samsonite come down to try and get the Koreans to leave but Bong-Song
and Il-Gun knock down the refs and begin to brawl with Samsonite. As this is happening Jim Jonas pulls a chair out from under the ring and charges back
into the ring and waffles Phoenix and Snow with it. Samsonite finally gets help from his tag team partner Justin Tyme as he comes out from the backstage
area after his match against Steven Andrews to help reject the Koreans and their manager. NiteTyme and the refs succeed in ejecting the Juchedors and their
manager from the ring side area and supposedly the arena as well.

ROB MARTINEZ: Night Thyme may not be the best tag team, but they bleed Rebel Pro.

COREY TAYLOR: I can only agree with you there, glad that they got them foreigners out of the building.

Back in the ring the Jonas Brothers have gained the advantage thanks to their brawling and hardcore skills. The Jonas Brothers took the opportunity to
introduce weapons into the match and have seized the advantage over the Rebel Tag Team Champs. A Con-Chair-to has put Scottie Snow temporarily out of the
match and the two brothers are Hell bent on doing the same to the Phoenix. They have him in position for the move as well but they time to issue a warning
to the Juchedors, who they think are still in the back. This allows the Phoenix to regain his feet and hit them both with a dropkick that sends their steel
chairs back into their faces. Phoenix knocks Jim Jonas out of the ring and concentrates his attack on Tommy. Phoenix works on Tommy’s legs with a flurry
of drop toe holds, leglocks and a brutal looking Dragon Screw leg whip. He follows this with a triple backbreaker then Phoenix goes in for the kill with
a Sharpshooter on Tommy’s injured back and legs. The Phoenix wretches back on Tommy who cries out in pain and Tommy lifts his hand as if he is going to
tap but the hold is broken up by Jim Jonas and a kendo stick.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a shot from Jim Jonas.

COREY TAYLOR: Where was that idiot Scottie Snow to prevent that?

Jim Jonas follows with a White Russian Legsweep on the Phoenix and whacks him several more times with the Kendo Stick. Looks like the match will come down
to the two bigger and more experienced members of each team. Jim Jonas steps back several steps to get a running start at the Phoenix but that is a mistake
as Phoenix catches Jim in Belly-to-Belly suplex and covers the stunned Jonas. But Tommy Jonas is back on his feet and waffles Phoenix with a steel chair
before the ref can even count to one. The Jonas then beat down Phoenix and position him for their finisher. the Phoenix tries to fight out of it but the
Jonas Bros hit it and Jim goes for the cover…

One…

Two…

Three….NO! Scottie Snow who everyone had forgot about breaks up the three count with a top rope leg drop to the back of Jim Jonas’ head. Snow is down
and so is Jim Jonas.

COREY TAYLOR: Scottie Snow there to make a very much needed save.

ROB MARTINEZ: Indeed.

As The Phoenix gets to his feet Tommy Jonas comes at him only to be met with a boot to the gut and he gets drilled by the Phoenix’s Flame, the cradle Piledriver,
here’s the pin…

One…

Two…

Three….

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: YOUR WINNERS AND STILL REBEL PRO WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE PHOENIX AND “THE PANTHER” SCOTTIE SNOW!

The champs collect their belts and leave the ringside area to a mixed reaction. Suddenly Hong Bong-Song and Kim Il-Gun and their manager Oh He-Suk make
a return appearance having broken away from the refs and NiteTyme in the back. The Koreans jump into the ring and attack the Jonas Brothers as the crowd
boos them unmercifully. The Phoenix and Snow watch for a little while before Phoenix jumps in, and orders Scottie Snow to jump in the ring and join the
Juchedors and Oh He-Suk in their assault on Jim and Tommy who try to fight back but are quickly knocked back down. Chris Samsonite and Justin Tyme come
back down to the ring not so much to “save” the Jonas Brothers as to get the interlopers out of the Rebel ring. But with the Jonas’ being down and out
they are met with a five-on-two assault. Suddenly as the tide of the brawl inevitable turns against NiteTyme, out of the back charges the BGM v2.0 of Matthew
Kurtis, Jonothan Kurtis, Lyndsey Valentine and joining them is Chad Kurtis.

ROB MARTINEZ: Here comes the calvary!

COREY TAYLOR: Whoopity doo?!

The BGM picks up the fight for Rebel pride, alongside Night Thyme.

ROB MARTINEZ: Look at the Rebel Roster showing up here now.

COREY TAYLOR: I only see the Bluegrass idiots and Fright Thyme.

The entire Bluegrass Mafia hits the ring and immediately J-Kurt takes out Snow with a super kick and then joins Matthew and Lyndsey in taking on the Koreans
as Chad brawls with the Phoenix. After a few moments Phoenix bails out of the ring and pulls Snow with him and the champs retreat to the back. Night Thyme
charge after The Phoenix and Scottie Snow. This leaves the Koreans alone with the BGM. Oh He-Suk is quickly put down thanks to a Bloody Valentine from
Lyndsey. Chad and Jonothan are gearing up for Superkicks on the Juchedors who turn to leave but are met by “the Bluegrass BadAss” who hits the Bluegrass
Mafia kick on Hong Bong-Song and then plants Kim Il-Gun with a Chokeslam then “The Show” and “the Bluegrass Heart-Throb” come off the opposite top turnbuckles
and hit the Koreans with a “Primetime” Splash and a Shooting Star Press. The Kurtis Brothers then dump the intruders outside the ring and actually hold
the ropes open for the EMT’s to be able to check on the Jonas Brothers. As the BGM poses and soaks in the cheers of the crowd the message is clear that
“outsiders” joining Rebel is one thing but people coming down from other feds to stir the shit is something that you don’t do.

ROB MARTINEZ: I’m getting word that we are nearly out of time. For Corey Taylor…

COREY TAYLOR: I can speak for my own self thank you. I’m Corey Taylor, get the f*bleep*k out of here.

{fade}

Credits

Meghan Nash Strader vs Marxx-Ro the Legendary
Justin Thyme vs Steven Andrews-Just plain old Bean
Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 vs Duncan Aries and Vincent Black-Plain Bean
Thomas Young vs Chad Kurtis-Ro Ro Ro the boat
The Phoenix/Scottie Snow vs The Jonas Brothers-Please Don’t Hurt us Kurtis
Aeolus Wrath segment-Aeolus Wrath
Cuzin’ Zeke segment-Zeke
Justice League segment-Kent/Kurtis/Bean
Michael Massacre segment and subsequent match-Da Man MJ

Misgivings 11/03/2009

MISGIVINGS
11-3-2009
Knoxville Civic Auditorium-Knoxville, TN

Jenny Jersey stands up on the ring steps, before stepping through the ropes; the fans love Jenny. The fans love Rebel Pro, the fans just love… violence
and Beauty.

Jenny Jersey brings the microphone to her mouth to talk to the audience, as “Car Bomb” by The Acacia Strain begins to play.

The fans boo loud as Vincent Black steps from behind the curtain and walks to the ring. He climbs over the top rope, hands out asking for a microphone.
VINCENT: “Well, REBEL fans, tonight I’m making a brief appearance to turn in my Number One Contender’s Cup. I’m going to do something Mikey couldn’t do.
I’m going to show up all of the REBEL Icons. Every. Last. One. Mikey, I want your title.”

The crowd’s reaction is one of cheers and boos.

VINCENT: “But not yet. But I hope Scottie Snow and The Phoenix are shining those belts up, because Vincent Black is coming after them! Vincent Black is
coming after them all… by… himself.”

COREY TAYLOR: Whoa! A big announcement from a big force in REBEL.

ROB MARTINEZ: But, who’s gonna be his tag team partner?

COREY TAYLOR: You heard him, he is going to do it all alone.

Larry Gordon walks out from the back, clapping for Vincent.

LARRY GORDON: Vincent, good to hear that you are cashing in your cup for a shot at a belt. Very glad to hear it, but there is one thing.

VINCENT BLACK: What is it Gordon?!

LARRY GORDON: The fact is that you have to choose a partner.

VINCENT BLACK: “Where does it say that I have to choose a partner?” Larry looks around at the fans, then up and down at himself.

LARRY GORDON: “I say that you have to decide on a partner or I’ll pick you one of my own.”

Vincent doesn’t like this idea at all.

VINCENT BLACK: “You can’t do that Gordon and you know it.”

LARRY GORDON: “Final answer Black?”

Vincent nods.

LARRY GORDON: “Fine, your partner is none other than… Duncan Aries.”

VINCENT BLACK: “You can’t!”

LARRY GORDON: “I just did and you had better get ahold of him, you two will be in a match next week against… how about Bluegrass Mafia 2.0.”

The crowd erupts in cheers. Larry drops the mic and walks back stage. Black drops the microphone on the mat, and walks away, leaving Jenny to pick it up
herself.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, unfortunately “The Show” Chad Kurtis is unable to be here tonight due to a concussion he has been wrestling with over
the past couple of weeks.

The fans boo, they wanted to see Vincent Black in a match against “The Show”, Vincent smirks at the curtain, merely laughing that he gets a free match
tonight.

JENNY JERSEY: However, Mr. Gordon has told me to announce that if anyone wants their money back because of this, to please head to the ticket booth and
you will receive a full refund.

No one leaves, not a single person. Jenny looks around, seeing if anyone is going to leave, she nods her head as she plasters a sexy smile on her face.
JENNY JERSEY: Without further adue, the following match is set for one fall with no time limit and will be a ten thousand thumbtacks match…

ROB MARTINEZ: What an announcement.

COREY TAYLOR: But not much of a disappointment, I think “The No Show” knew Vincent had his number.

ROB MARTINEZ: Vincent gets a free match into the second round, so he will be the freshest man in the tournament.

COREY TAYLOR: Isn’t life grand?

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10,000 Thumb Tacks Match

The match between Steven Andrews and Jim Jonas started off with Jenny Jersey dumping down the ten thousand thumbtacks, for his comments a few shows before,
Corey Taylor was forced to count the thumbtacks one by one until there was positively ten thousand of the tacks. Jim Jonas dominated early with some big
moves, hitting a spine buster onto the thumbtacks then a face slam as well. Andrews was covered in tacks by mid match, looking more like a pin cushion
than a wrestler. Jim Jonas made a mistake about mid match though as Steven was able to capitalize with a back body into the thumbtacks and turn the tide
in his favor. Steven nailed a split legged moonsault on Jim, but was only able to get a two count before the former Rebel Pro Tag Team Champion kicked
out. Jim tried to fight back, but Steven hit a beautiful leg sweep following it up with a springboard back flip, unfortunately Jim rolled out of the way,
Steven crashed and burned. Jim lifted the chaotic high flyer, throwing him down with the Rocky Mountain Thunder Bomb, for the cover and the win.

Winner: Jim Jonas (12:28)

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Steel Chair Match

Carolinas Title Match

Zeke came out carrying a steel chair in one hand and the Carolinas belt around his waist, he slapped a few of the fans’ hands as he made his way down to
the ring. The music changed and the place erupted with cheers as Lyndsey Valentine made her way sexily out from the back before pulling the curtain aside
to reveal her main squeeze Matthew Kurtis. The Bluegrass Bad Ass looked into the ring at Zeke before jogging in place and making his way down to the ring
to face off against Zeke. The bell rang and both men immediately swung their chairs which clanged loudly in the building. After a minute or two of this
happening they decided to drop the chairs and brawl for a bit, Zeke got the advantage as he pounded right hand after right hand into Matthew’s face and
head, Lyndsey stayed back out of the match although she winced at each connecting fist. Zeke somehow managed a scoop slam on Kurtis and climbed the turnbuckle
early for the Mudpuddle, but Matthew rolled out of the way allowing Zeke to slam down hard, his knees buckled from the impact. Matthew was up quickly with
a series of right and lefts to rock Zeke’s world, sending him down with a clothesline. Matthew hit the ropes with a Hulk Hogan type leg drop before rolling
over to plant right after right into Zeke’s face. Matt picked up the discarded steel chairs to begin nailing Zeke with them over and over again with a
con chair to. Zeke fought back with a kick to Matt’s knee, but the multiple chair shots kept Zeke from being his normal tenacious self inside the ring.
Zeke fought back with some body slams on the steel chairs, DDTs, and a stump pulling pile driver, but the end really came for Zeke when he went for a second
Mudpuddle. Matthew was able to roll up quickly swinging the steel chair into Zeke’s midsection following it up with the Bluegrass Bomb for the pin and
victory.

Winner and new Carolinas Champion: Matthew Kurtis (18:56)

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Fans Bring The Weapons Match

Rebel Pro World Title Match

“Screams of the Undead” die down as “Heavy Metal Machine blares to existence.

JENNY JERSEY: From Albuquercue New Mexico, he stands at six feet even, weighing in tonight at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, he is your Rebel Pro
World Heavyweight Champion… MIKEY MASSACRE!

The music dies down until Mikey steps through the ropes, “I’m A Rebel” hits up as Larry Gordon makes his way through the curtain, microphone in hand. Mikey
looks at the Rebel Pro owner with hatred brewing on his face.

LARRY GORDON: Mikey, I just wanted to let you know, in case that you didn’t get the memo, that tonight’s battle will be for that belt you hold so dear.
Larry turns around not giving Mikey another look.

DING DING

With the bell the match is officially underway and Thomas Young digs into the trashcan full of weapons he brought himself just in case he didn’t like any
of the fans’ weapons. Mikey Massacre on the other hand seems intent on avoiding the use of weapons, especially any brought by the fans, further fuelling
the fans’ hatred of him. Young turns his back to rummage through his arsenal and Massacre seizes the opportunity and jumps on Young and lands several forearms
to the back before whipping him into the opposite turnbuckles. Mikey follows Thomas but Thomas moves out of the way and Massacre crashes into the turnbuckles.
Thomas pulls a Kendo stick out of his trash can and starts to wail on Mikey’s back with it, as the crowd roars their approval. Mikey turns around and gets
cracked on top of the skull with Thomas’ weapon. Thomas quickly goes for the cover but Referee Alan Stone only counts to about one and a half before Mikey
kicks out.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey, love him or hate him, is not going to go down that easy.

COREY TAYLOR: But Thomas Young will go down in flames, winning this tournament.

The two wrestlers make it back to their feet but Thomas is taken down by a hiptoss by Mikey. Who follows up with an armbar which draws the ire of the fans
even more. Thomas makes it to his feet but is taken down again by a short-arm clothesline by Mikey who goes right back to the armbar. The crowd starts
to alternate between “let’s go Thomas”, ‘Mikey sucks”, and “Mikey sold out” chants. Young regains his feet with Massacre trying to remain in control and
going from the armbar to a side headlock. Thomas shoots Mikey into the ropes and as Mikey rebounds he catches full in the face with a cookie sheet and
Mikey goes down. Young follows this up by dropping a cookie sheet assisted elbow on Mikey. Thomas then rolls out of the ring and accepts a thumbtack covered
crutch from a fan and rolls back into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Thomas Young is reaching out to the fans in this fans bring the weapons. The fans see this as their opportunity to seek some measure of revenge
against Mikey.

COREY TAYLOR: It’s vicious and all but that crutch is a thing of violent beauty. Excellent use of superglue.

Back in the ring Thomas brings the crutch down across the back of Mikey causing Mikey to drop to his knees. Young pulls the crutch back leaving puncture
wounds and a few thumbtacks down Mikey’s back. Thomas brings the crutch down a total of three more times before a kick to the groin by Mikey brings the
attack to a sudden stop. Mikey picks up the crutch where Thomas had dropped it all battered and bent out of shape. Mikey raises the weapon like he’s going
to bring it down across the back of Thomas but instead throws it away and flips off the crowd. The fans return the feeling of Mikey with a shower of boos.
Mikey waits for Thomas to get to his feet and then nails him with a dropkick. Four more dropkicks on Thomas follow and then Mikey starts dropkicking the
air and flipping off the crowd. Thomas brings this display to a halt with a steel chair upside Mikey’s head that busts the champ open. Thomas follows up
with his first actual wrestling move of the match and hits Mikey with a Roaring Elbow. Thomas comes back with a brutal snap Suplex into the now knocked
on it’s side trash can. Both men lay there momentarily stunned.

ROB MARTINEZ: That last move took something out of both men.

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah that was stupid by Young. Oooh shiny object in the crowd.

ROB MARTINEZ: Um…okay.

Mikey and Thomas reach their feet at the same time and Mikey hits an Everplex out of nowhere and stumbles to the ropes where he wipes some of the blood
from his forehead. As Mikey looks at the blood a change seems to come over him, he starts to slap and punch himself all over. Mikey then picks up a steel
chair and starts to bash Thomas with it over and over and over again. As Thomas struggles to his feet Mikey goes to the crowd in search of weapons but
where the fans volunteered weapons to Young, Mikey has to fight with them for anything he wants. After a moment of struggling, Massacre comes away with
a nasty looking barbed wire covered fluorescent light tube and quickly takes it back into the ring. Thomas has made it to his feet only to be on the receiving
end of a wicked shot from Mikey’s weapon. Young starts to bleed from the forehead but only goes down to a knee. Mikey picks up his discarded and rather
dented chair and lays into Thomas with it. Mikey tosses The first chair away and grabs up a second. Mikey climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off the
crowd before jumping off with his frog splash variation “the Massacre”. Mikey covers and Referee Stone counts…

One…

Two…

KICKOUT!

As Mikey argues with the ref about the count Thomas claims another weapon from the crowd and slides back into the ring with his barbed wire covered steel
chair. He waits for Mikey to turn around and then…CLANG! Mikey crumples to his knees and Thomas gives him another chairshot for good measure. Thomas follows
up his chair shots with a Running Yazuka Kick as Mikey gets to his feet. Thomas slides out of the ring and brings a table into the ring. Massacre gets
back to his feet as Thomas is setting up the table. Mikey waffles Young with the barbed wire covered chair and throws onto the table and climbs up after
him. Mikey sets Thomas up for a Piledriver through the table but Young fights back and backdrops Mikey off the table. Thomas lands on top of Mikey with
leg drop off the table. Thomas puts the table propped up in the corner and whips Mikey into it and follows him in with a spear that breaks the table in
half and looks to have done the same to Mikey. Thomas pulls Mikey to the middle of the ring and covers him but only gets a two count. Mikey out of desperation
hits Thomas with a delayed Suplex out of nowhere but can’t even make a cover. Thomas Gains his feet first and grabs a kendo stick as does Mikey. The two
of them stand in the middle of the ring and battered each other with the Kendo sticks. Mikey, Thomas, Mikey, Thomas, Mikey, Thomas. Both men exchanging
wicked Kendo shots as they stand toe-to-toe battered and bloody. Finally Thomas ends the stand-off with a kick to Mikey’s crotch and a gut wrench suplex.
Thomas quickly sets up a a chair in the middle of the ring. Mikey slows gets to his feet but a quick kick top the gut puts Mikey into position for an Omega
Driver onto the chair. Thomas covers and Referee Alan Stone counts…

One…

Two…

Three!!!!!!!!

DING! DING! DING!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! We have a new Rebel Pro Wrestling Champion

COREY TAYLOR: This can’t be happening.

In the ring Thomas is ecstatic as his hand is raised in victory.

JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW REBEL PRO WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THOMAS YOUNG!!!!!!!

As Referee Alan Stone takes to take the belt into the ring to give to Thomas Young. Mikey Massacre gets in his way and demands the belt. Stone refuses
to give it to him. Mikey hits Alan Stone with a Everplex and grabs the belt and runs away before Thomas Young can reach him.

ROB MARTINEZ: Larry Gordon isn’t going to be happy with Mikey taking the belt and it not being his.

COREY TAYLOR: But it is his.

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Barbed Wire Wrapped Ropes Match

The two biggest men in Rebel Pro squared off here, former Carolinas Champion Vincent Black taking on current Carolinas Champion Matthew Kurtis. They tried
to go technical in the early going, but it didn’t pan out too well as Matthew sent Vincent into the barb wire wrapped ropes, tearing his flesh within the
first two minutes of the match. Vincent came charging back with a roaring right elbow and swinging his left fist, Matthew avoided the fist the elbow caught
him squarely in the jaw. Matthew was sent into the ropes, tearing his back up as well. Vincent showed his power as he was able to body slam in the middle
of the ring, he grabbed himself and pointed to Lyndsey who tried to jump up on the ring apron before remembering the barbed wire, Vincent laughed at her.
Black turned around as Matthew was getting to his feet, he pounded him in the face with a big boot, sending him back down. Matthew wasn’t finished though
as he took a page out of Mikey’s book and bit the inside of Vincent’s leg to distract him, it worked allowing Matthew to nail him with a right fist to
the former Carolinas Champion. Matthew fought back with an elbow of his own sending Vincent into the ropes where the current Carolinas Champion dragged
Vincent’s face across the ropes. Vincent was covered in blood and for that fact the ring is stained a wet looking red, but the fans are enjoying this show
tremendously.

Matthew kept on the offense as he whipped Black into the corner following it up with a forearm smash and a spinning elbow to his face. Matthew went for
a spinning heel kick, but Vincent was able to catch him and hit the biggest spinebuster in Rebel Pro history. Vincent went for a cover, but not before
allowing the blood from his face to trickle down into Matthew’s face and mouth, he got a two count. Vincent pulled his opponent up, booted him in the midsection
and delivered a piledriver onto the canvas, but was only able to get another two count. Vincent was yelling at the referee when Matthew pulled hiimself
up to his feet, he was behind Vincent. Matthew tapped Black on the shoulder, he turned around. Matthew booted him in the midsection and the crowd knew
what he was thinking. The crowd couldn’t believe it as Matthew got him up and sent him to the canvas with the Bluegrass Bomb, he got the pin and the win.
Winner: Matthew Kurtis (17:44)

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Tables Match

The Tables match between Thomas Young and Jim Jonas started off with both men throwing fists with abandonment, each going for the advantage without using
wrestling holds. Jim hit a variety of fighting combos that he must have learned on the streets to get Thomas into the ropes where he was able to choke
him against the stiffness of the ropes. Jim picked up a table quickly in the early going, swinging it around to hit Young in the head, but the table did
not break so he swung it around again. Thomas was able to trip him up with a dropkick to the table that sent him rolling over the top rope to the outside
and the concrete floor below. Thomas slide out of the ring, swinging a fire extinguisher around to nail Jim in the head sending him against the announce
table. Jim was able to get the advantage back with a double axe handle smash to Young’s jewels then swinging the extinguisher himself. Thomas was bleeding
already from his match with Massacre, but was patched up somewhat, Jim was taking advantage of himself being a bit fresher. Jim clotheslined Thomas to
the floor to pick him up again and ram the stitched forehead into the ringpost. Jim was relentless in his offense against Young as he physically ripped
everyone of the stitches out of his forehead, sending Thomas’ blood flowing over his face to make a crimson mask.

Thomas got the advantage back by stopping the charge of Jim Jonas with a boot to the midsection then a swinging neckbreaker onto a table. Thomas thought
of ending the match here, but he could tell there was too much life left in Jim Jonas to end the match now. Thomas placed forearms, right fists, and chops
all over the front of his body before sending him head first into the ring steps. Jim was busted open right above his left eye, which began to rapidly
swell. Thomas nailed a few running high knee lifts into Jim’s face before Jim was able to fight back with a spinebuster onto a steel chair. Thomas was
covered in his own blood, but the fight was still burning deep within him as he tried to fight back against the offensive onslaught of Jim Jonas. Jim lifted
Thomas up for a brainbuster, following it up with an elevated cradle neck breaker. Thomas looked to be in a bad way as Jim was setting him up for a powerbomb
through a table at ringside, Thomas countered it by slipping off and slamming Jim’s face right into the concrete. Thomas pulled himself up, and able to
lift Jim up with a powerbomb, sending him through the table with the move as well.

Winner: Thomas Young (21:20)

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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, we will be heading to a fifteen minute intermission as we prepare for your main event of the evening.

The fans scatter to get some concessions as ring technicians rush down to the ring to expertly and hurriedly set up the scaffolding above the ring. Some
fans choose to stick around to watch this action, but another technician brings out two rolls of barbed wire, he unrolls it to allow it to curl and bunch
up in the ring. The fans who are watching look on in amazement as the crew continues to hurriedly work here as the person who brought out the barbed wire
begins to shake tacks all over the canvas as well. Some fans cheer at this, but most of them are just amazed that they will get to see this kind of show.
The thumbtack technician climbs up the scaffolding to dump the remaining thumbtacks over the wooden planks.

The fans are slowly trickling back into the main area, they look up at the structure over the ring, their mouths drop as the technician climbs down from
the top of the scaffolding. Jenny Jersey steps beside the ring, checking on the progress of the preparation. The head tech nods his head as she brings
the microphone to her mouth; the head technician and all other techs exit the ringside area.

JENNY JERSEY: We are now ready for the main event of the evening to crown Rebel Pro’s Hardcore Ruler!

The crowd explodes with anticipation.

JENNY JERSEY: The following match will be a scaffolding match where the winner is determined by tossing his opponent over the scaffolding and onto the
ring below… Introducing first…

“The Monster’s Loose” by Meat Loaf hits the speakers as the fans rise to their feet for the man who defeated two members of FTC here tonight and combined
between the two in the main event, they defeated all of FTC. Lyndsey walks out, escorting Matthew down to the ring, she holds his Carolinas Title in front
of her as Matthew slaps a few hands on the way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: Hailing from Wickliffe Kentucky, he stands at six feet eleven inches and weighs in tonight at three hundred and twenty pounds, he is your
NEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro Carolinas Champion…. MATTHEW KURTIS!

Matthew walks on down to the ring before beginning the climb to the top of the scaffold, he reaches the top before peering over and looking out to the
crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent…

“Screams of the Undead” by Demon Hunter fill the speakers as a bloody, battered, bruised, and determined Thomas Young walks from the back to a big ovation,
he stares out at the people in attendance.

JENNY JERSEY: Hailing from Hollywood Florida, he stands at six feet four inches and weighs in tonight at two hundred and forty-five pounds… he is your
NEEEEEEW Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion…. THOMAS YOUNG!

Thomas stares inside the scaffold at Matthew Kurtis before nodding his head and handing the title belt to the timekeeper and stepping up the steps, he
climbs slowly up the ladder to stand on top of the scaffold..

DING DING

ROB MARTINEZ: Corey this is going to be one brutal match.

COREY TAYLOR: No doubt, blood and violence… I love it.

Collar and elbow tie up in the center of the scaffolding, Thomas backs Matthew up against the side railing trying to get this match over quickly. Matthew
sends him back with a forearm to the mouth following it up with a swinging neckbreaker onto the tacks. The scaffold is swaying slightly from their combined
efforts, but both men are going to prove they are more hardcore than the other. Matthew picks up Thomas whipping him into the railing, following it up
with a clothesline sending him over. Young slides back in under the railing to keep himself in the match. Young with a kick to the knee as he mounts a
bit of offense here, Kurtis falls on one knee.

ROB MARTINEZ: Young was nearly eliminated just a minute ago.

COREY TAYLOR: He had better watch out, that is the best way to lose.

Young with a right hand into Matthew’s face sending him over onto his right forearm, the tacks digging into unwounded flesh. Young with another big right
hand following it up soundly with a roundhouse kick nearly decapitating the Matthew. Thomas mounts Matthew with precision right hand and left hands, following
it up with some knife edged chops to the chest. Irish whip, but Matthew reverses sending Thomas into the end railing. Kurtis charges in, but Thomas raises
a boot in defense, Kurtis catches the boot, sweeping Thomas’s planted foot right out from under him. Young is on the planks, Matthew with a step over and
flip into a sharpshooter, on the thumbtacks. Young screams out in pain as the tacks dig into the flesh of his face, but he has to try and fight out of
this or his chances of winning go out of the window.

ROB MARTINEZ: Young in a world of trouble.

COREY TAYLOR: I was thinking more along the lines of pain and blood.

ROB MARTINEZ: That too.

Young reaches out for a bar, pulling himself up, Matthew drops the sharpshooter, favoring a front facelock and a suplex onto the thumbtacks. The tiny sharp
objects drive themselves into his flesh, but he rolls up with quickness, charging at Matthew. With a side step, Matthew avoids the flying fist sending
Thomas down to the few remaining tacks with a drop toe hold. Thomas, at the last second, turns his fist to plant it into the side of Matthew’s face so
that both are laying on the planks in similar fashion.

ROB MARTINEZ: Both men in similar situations here Corey.

COREY TAYLOR: You gather all of that information all on your own?

Young manages to struggle back up to his feet before climbing down the ladder a bit, getting a technician to toss him a steel chair, Thomas catches the
chair before climbing back up. Matthew is getting back up to his feet, pulling a few of the tacks out of his cheeks, he turns. Steel chair right to the
nose from Thomas, thenose breaking sound is heard as blood gushes from both nostrils, Matthew is not happy at all. Matthew wipes the blood from under his
nose as Thomas looks on with enjoyment before bringing up the chair once again, he swings. It connects with a resounding thud right into the midsection
of Matthew doubling him over at the waist. Steel to the back as Matthew falls to one knee, a golf swing sends the chair right back up into the broken nose
of Matthew sending him flat on his back once more.

ROB MARTINEZ: It has been back and forth, but Matthew is a lot bloodier.

COREY TAYLOR: But Thomas is covered in tacks.

Thomas begins to pull a few of t he tacks out of his own flesh and purposefully place them in random spots on Matthew’s body, to add to his pain. He pulls
Matthew up to his feet, right handed slap, wristlock into a hammerlock, a double hammerlock. Young drives Matthew forward into the side railing, they both
nearly topple over the side. Kurtis with a mule kick breaks the double hammerlock as Thomas holds at his wounded crotch, Matthew with a right fist into
his mouth, following it up with a second. Kurtis leans his head to the side as he throws a right, to the right side as he throws a left and Thomas’s world
is being rocked here. Matthew with a European uppercut and a second before he sends him running across the planks. Matthew quickly bends down to pick up
the chair that busted his nose, he charges in… *WHAMMO!*

COREY TAYLOR: That won’t do anything to get Thomas any dates.

ROB MARTINEZ: Who says he is wanting any?

Matthew with a high knee lift into Thomas’s midsection before slamming an elbow down across his neck then a side headlock. Matthew takes a running start
hitting a bulldog on the scaffolding. Matthew lifts Thomas up to begin pounding his face on the metal railing surrounding the wood up on top.

COREY TAYLOR: Kurtis is relentless.

ROB MARTINEZ: Both men wanting to win, evidently at any cost.

COREY TAYLOR: They are fighting to win, that doesn’t always mean fighting fair.

Matthew with a right fist into his jaw, a second, a front facelock, he lifts Thomas up…. Thomas counters into a DDT, the wood cracks from the impact.
Matthew’s legs dangle over the side of the platform, Young begins to push him over the side as EMTs rush out to help both men when either one of them is
forced over the side. Referee Alan Stone is there as well as Jimmy Johnson to call the match fall. Matthew falls down, but manages to grab a rung of the
bracing, to keep himself from falling down to the barb wire mess below. He slowly crawls along the railing to the ladder where Thomas stands waiting on
him. Matthew climbs up, Thomas with a leap and double foot stomp on the hands of Matthew, who grunts out in pain as the action is repeated, he falls. Matthew
catches hiimself again.

ROB MARTINEZ: Should he fall now, Thomas would be victorious.

COREY TAYLOR: Very different if one chooses to climb down in this environment.

Matthew climbs back up, stopping just short of the top rung of the ladder, he braces himself with his feet, reaching into his trunks, Young looks over…
pepper spray to the side of his face, Thomas is stunned and stumbles back. Kurtis hurries up the ladder, dropping the spray on the plank, he charges Thomas…
clothesline down to the plank. He rolls Thomas over, forearm to the face, chop to the chest and a whip up against the railing, the scaffold sways in the
main area of the building. Matthew with a chop to the chest, stomp to the knee and a thigh kick to Young has his opponent reeling, Thomas falls to the
planks. Kurtis bends down to get this match over with, he is sprayed full in the face from the discarded can of spray, he wipes furiously at his face but
to no avail!

ROB MARTINEZ: The pepper spray has come into play again.

COREY TAYLOR: In a big way.

Matthew stumbles over, throwing rights and lefts with utter abandonment, Young with a hip toss sends him over the railing and crashing into the barb wire
mess below. Young holds onto the railing as he sinks down to his knees.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winner of the match and the 2009 Hardcore Ruler….. Thomas Young!

The EMTs quickly rush over with wire cutters and medical supplies as they cut the wire and begin to attend to Matthew. Young climbs down from the scaffold
to receive his trophy in the shape of a steel chair, he holds it above his head for the crowd to see.

ROB MARTINEZ: For Corey Taylor and Rebel Pro, I am Rob Martinez, so long from Volunteer Country.

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Credits
Kurtis wrote the Mikey Massacre vs Thomas Young match.

Dan and myself wrote the Vincent Black/Larry Gordon segment.

I wrote every thing else.

Hardcore Hallowe’en 10/06/2009

Underground-”Hardcore Halloween”
10-20-2009
Clinton Armory-Clinton, SC
Goblins, ghouls, ghosts, vampires, frankensteins, witches, wizards, and a princess fill the atrium of the arena? The camera pans to show the “Hardcore Halloween”
banner before snapping back to someone trying to perform magic on a unsuspecting Jenny Jersey; it is an older man, probably a love spell. Jenny is dressed
up tonight as a naughty nurse with white short skirt, spiked heels, and well… you know. Rob Martinez walks from the front door dressed as a 1980s Hulkamaniac
while Corey Taylor walks in dressed… as a normal person. He doesn’t seem to be phased as he is asked what he is supposed to be.

COREY TAYLOR: I am a serial murderer, they can live next door to you and you may never know.

The small crowd backs away, looking a bit uncomfortable around the commentator. Jenny walks over to the princess and startles as she notices that the princess
is a guy… boy is she uncomfortable, she quickly walks away. The clock on the wall reads “7:45″ so the time is approaching, from inside the arena we hear
the voice of Chet Whetleson on the microphone.

CHET WHETLESON: Ladies and gentlemen, the Hardcore Halloween show will begin in approximately fifteen minutes.

Everyone out here slowly begins to make their way to their seats, carrying their Pepsi, beer, pretzels, or whatever they purchased to snack on during the
show.

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The song “The Final Countdown” plays as referee Jimmy Johnson climbs into the ring and as soon as his music stops the Pink Panther Theme (Swing Cat version)
starts to play as Rebel World Tag Team champion Scottie Snow makes his way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is a qualifying match for the Hardcore Tournament at Misgivings. Introducing first from Memphis, Tennessee and accompanied
by The Phoenix, he is one half of the Rebel World Tag Team Champions….SCOTTIE “THE PANTHER” SNOW!

The crowd shows Snow some love even if it’s not on par with what the Show would receive but a fair amount of love just the same. Snow returns the love
as the Phoenix return that love with a dirty look. Scottie Snow acknowledges the fans again when he climbs into the ring.

But the fans cheers quickly turn into boos as “Stayin’ Alive” by Anal (BLEEP) takes the place of Snow’s music and the Jonas Brothers step through the curtain
to a chorus of loud boos from the fans.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent from Sacramento, California and accompanied by Tommy Jonas….JIM JONAS!

The Jonas Brothers show as much contempt and hatred for the fans as Snow showed love. As the two bad-mouth and flip-off the fans. Finally the Jonas Brothers
climb into the ring but the match doesn’t start until Referee Johnson orders both The Phoenix and Tommy Jonas out of the ring and warns them that any interference
from them and they will be sent to the locker-room. As the ref is giving this warning, Jim Jonas runs over to attack Scottie Snow from behind to start
the match. Jim rains clubbing forearms before whipping Scottie into the opposite corner. Jim charges at Scottie in the corner but Snow is able to get out
of the way. Jonas slams hard into the corner and Snow spins him around and monkey-flips out of the corner. Snow follows this up with a running leg drop.
Scottie reaches down and starts to pull Jim to his feet but gets a shoulder to the gut. Jim follows that up with a vicious knee to side of Scottie’s head.
Snow is staggered by the blow and Jonas scoops him and slams him down hard then he puts the boots to him. Jim picks Scottie up whipping him into the ropes
intending to clothesline him out of his boots but “the Panther” ducks and hit’s the opposite ropes and nails Jonas with a spinning heel kick.

COREY TAYLOR: Scottie needs to learn how to wrestle from The Phoenix. Right now, even you are better than him Rob.

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you have any respect for the guys that get inside that ring?

COREY TAYLOR: I like The Phoenix, the Jonas Brothers, FTC, people with ambition and drive.

Seizing on the advantage Snow heads to the top turnbuckle and flies intending to floor Jim Jonas with a cross body block but Jonas catches him with a vicious
Spinebuster. Jim Jonas goes for the pin and referee Jimmy Johnson goes down to count. As Johnson counts The Phoenix takes a hand to save his tag team partner.
Tommy Jonas comes over and starts to brawl with The Phoenix. The partners of the two men in the ring exchange blows and the ref slides outside to break
them up. As the referee deals with The Phoenix and Tommy Jonas, Jim rolls out of the ring on a side where the ref can’t see and tosses a chair into the
ring. Jim climbs back into the ring and brings the chair down across the back of Snow who had regained his feet. Jim Jonas throws the chair drop and grabs
Scottie up and plants him with a Brainbuster. As the referee finally separates Tommy and the Phoenix, Jim Jonas takes time to gloat and argue with the
fans instead of pressing his advantage over Scottie Snow.

ROB MARTINEZ: Jim should make the cover here.

COREY TAYLOR: He is having way too much fun to end the match now.

When Jim decides to return to the attack he’s too late as his met by a beautiful dropkick by “the Panther”. Scottie quickly follows up with a Rolling Thunder,
Snow mounts the turnbuckles and flies off with a Moonsault on Jim and goes for a cover. Referee Jimmy Johnson goes down to count but barely gets to two
before Jim Jonas powers out and attempts to regain his feet. A Hurricanrana from Snow puts Jonas on his back again. Snow climbs the turnbuckle again not
wanting to give Jonas a chance to recover. Scottie executes a Frog Splash on Jim and again gets a two count. Snow keeps up the pace designed to keep Jonas
out of sync and aims a bicycle kick at Jim Jonas as he gets to his feet but Jonas catches his foot. Jonas teases Snow but is quick to shut up following
an Enzeguri by Snow. Snow tries to turn up the impact and sets Jonas up for a “Panther Bomb” attempt, but is block by Jim Jonas. Jonas follows this up
with his Elevated Cradle Neckbreaker.

COREY TAYLOR: Jim isn’t going to let this pipsqueak get away now.

ROB MARTINEZ: Jim is showing that he learned from his earlier mistake.

Learning from his earlier mistake Jim Jonas presses his advantage and hits Snow with a Face First Piledriver. Snow tries to fight back but the power of
Jonas negates the last ditch effort of Scottie Snow and toys with him for a few moments before hitting yet another high impact move with his Front Ring
Rope Suplex. After laying in a few stomps, Jim Jonas decides to end the match and punishes Scottie Snow with a Rocky Mountain Thunder Bomb and then quickly
covers “the Panther” and Referee Johnson counts

One…

Two…

Three..!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner and now qualified for the Hardcore Tournament at Misgivings JIM JONAS!

COREY TAYLOR: Look at Phoenix giving Scottie the third degree, he deserves to have a good talking to.

ROB MARTINEZ: Phoenix didn’t even tell Snow he had a match.

COREY TAYLOR: Like it is Phoenix’s job to babysit Scottie Snow.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, let’s move right along to our next match pitting the returning Thomas Young against Marxx.

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‘Screams of the Undead’ by Demon Hunter blasts through the sound system as Thomas Young makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first from Hollywood, Florida standing six feet four inches and weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, he is a former
Rebel tag team champion making his return to the ring tonight he is … THOMAS YOUNG!

‘Shackler’s Revenge’ by Guns ‘n’ Roses blasts through the sound system as Marxx makes his way down to the ring also to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent from New Brunswick, Canada standing six feet even and weighing two hundred and thirty-one pounds he is… MARXX!

Neither man has taken there eyes off of each other as Marxx climbs through the ropes. Referee Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell as Marxx and Young tie up
neither man getting an advantage at first with them going back and forth both men trying to get the early advantage. Young finally uses his size advantage
to forcing Marxx into the corner before delivering a series of chops that echoes through the crowd.

ROB MARTINEZ: It doesn’t look as if Young has any ring rust so far.

COREY TAYLOR: Question is does anyone really care. I know I don’t.

ROB MARTINEZ: Remind me again how you got this job.

COREY TAYLOR: I know somebody that knows somebody.

Young whips Marxx into the ropes and delivers a clothesline that knocks Marxx back into the ropes but out of nowhere Marxx regains his composure and delivers
a springboard clothesline of his own. We are back at a stand still with both men executing razor sharp moves. Marxx catches Young off guard with a Canadian
Leg Sweep to gain the advantage. Marxx seems to have some momentum going as he continues his assault with a ‘party crasher’. Young may have picked the
wrong week to return or at least the wrong opponent as Marxx seems to be feeling it as he pulls off a ‘jager-bomb’ and goes for the cover. Jimmy Johnson
slides into position for the count…

ONE…

TWO…

Kick-out by Young he ain’t ready for his comeback match to be over just yet. Marxx stays on the attack and sling shots Young off the ropes but Young manages
somehow to land a Yakuza Kick. Once again changing the momentum in this match-up.

COREY TAYLOR: I’m going to go get some popcorn and myself a pretzel. You want anything?

ROB MARTINEZ: You can’t just leave we got a match going on here!

COREY TAYLOR: Is that what you call it? I’ll bring you back a Coke or Pepsi or whatever they have.

ROB MARTINEZ: I want to apologize for the behavior of my colleague. But getting back to the match we seem to have a good one going so far.

Young continues to ride his momentum executing a series of suplexes before making a pin. Johnson with the count…

ONE…

T…

Only about one and a half as Marxx kicks out. Young with an elbow drop but Marxx slides out of the way allowing Young to meet the mat the hard way. Marxx
takes advantage quickly with a sleeper hold. Young tries to get to the rope as Marxx tightens his grip. Finally Young gets to the ropes and climbs them
to force Marxx to break the hold. The fans seem to be getting tired of the back and forth match as they are starting to chant bring on the hardcore. Young
and Marxx begin trading rights and lefts with neither getting the advantage the chants from the crowd begins to get louder.

COREY TAYLOR: Here you go I brought you back a McRib and some fries.

ROB MARTINEZ I was unaware that the snack bar sold McRibs.

COREY TAYLOR: They don’t but I had a Big Mac Attack and figured the way this match was going I had time to do the drive-thru. So what did I miss?

ROB MARTINEZ: Will you please just do your job?

Young and Marxx look at each other then at the crowd then back at each other before nodding. Both men then slide out of the ring and grabs chairs before
climbing back in. Marxx goes for a chair shot but Young ducks and attempts one of his own but Marxx is able to block it. Marxx then manages to use the
chair to take out the knees of Young then he delivers a chair shot across the head of Young that brings blood.

ROB MARTINEZ: Young seems to be in dire straits at the moment. We will soon find out if he’s got anything left.

COREY TAYLOR: TWOALLBEEFPATTIESSPECIALSAUCELETTUCECHEESEONIONPICKLESONASESAMESEEDBUN.

ROB MARTINEZ: Will you please focus?

Marxx goes for and lands another ‘jager-bomb’ this time into a steel chair! The fans are loving the violence as this maybe the match as Johnson applies
the count…

ONE…

TWO…

THR…

Kick-out at two and three quarters as Marxx looks to be getting frustrated as he picks up Young and attempts a full nelson but Young manages to reverse
it into a backdrop. Young then goes on the offensive with a series of chair shots that takes Marxx to the mat. Young goes for the cover as Johnson counts…
ONE…

TWO…

Marxx with a kick-out at two as he then manages to roll out of the ring. Young follows and is met with a chair shot for his trouble. The fans are beginning
to get into the match as he has turned into a blood bath as Marxx attempts to ram Young’s head into the steel steps but Young blocks it and slams Marxx
head into the ring post. Marxx gets to his feet and manages to get a chair but Young got one of his own as the two men exchange chair shot after chair
shot.

ROB MARTINEZ: The fans wanted blood shed and Marxx and Young have delivered but the question is who is going to come out on top?

COREY TAYLOR: I wonder what is actually in this special sauce?

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you have anything to add to this match, anything at all?

COREY TAYLOR: You should be nicer to me after all I did buy you a McRib.

Marxx and Young have fought their way back into the ring neither man looking their best as this hard fought match has taken it’s toll on both of them.
Marxx seems to get the advantage with a spear followed by a DDT before going for another cover. Jimmie Johnson slides in position and begins the count…
ONE…

TWO…

THRE…

No Young once again manages to kick out as he kicks himself up and ducks a clothesline from Marxx. Young then captures the momentum with a back cracker.
Followed by the ‘Young Cutter’ onto a what is left of a steel chair. Marxx maybe out as Young once again goes for the cover. Johnson makes the count…
ONE…

TWO…

No somehow Marxx is able to kick out but Young stays on the attack allowing Marxx to get back to his feet just to hit him with a running Yakuza kick to
set up the ‘Shades of Death’. That has got to be it as Jimmie Johnson once again makes the count…

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

ROB MARTINEZ: Its over! Wow! What a hard fought match! What a win for Young!

COREY TAYLOR: I should have got a side of this special sauce to go with my fries.

ROB MARTINEZ: I give up!

COREY TAYLOR: Is that what your wife said last night?

ROB MARTINEZ: Why you little…

COREY TAYLOR: Your Mcrib is getting cold.

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… THOMAS YOUNG!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: Despite the problems I am having with my partner here, we must move on to the next match. I will do my best to call it by myself.

COREY TAYLOR: And what am I here for, just something pretty to look at?

ROB MARTINEZ: The next match pits a rising Duncan Aries against a new Matthew Kurtis.

COREY TAYLOR: He looks the same to me.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with a thirty minute time limit, with the winner receiving a spot in the HARDCORE TOURNAMENT when
REBEL Pro presents “Misgivings” in two weeks!

A Perfect Circle blasts from the PA. The crowd gives a mixed reaction, mostly cheers, as Duncan Aries makes his way through the curtain. Eyes hidden behind
shades, Aries looks collected and confident…

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty-eight pounds… from San Diego California, he is “THE SPADE” DUNCAN ARIES!

Aries hits the ring, ready to go. He takes his shades off and slaps his kickpads, jogging on the spot…

DELICIOUS MEAT LOAF! “The Monster’s Loose” brings out Matthew Kurtis to a rousing ovation. The Southern fans always love their own (unless given a reason
not to, like that jerk Cuzin Zeke). Kurtis only has eyes for Aries as he takes long strides towards the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Weighing three-hundred and twenty pounds… from Wickliffe, Kentucky, this is “THE BLUEGRASS BADASS” MATTHEW KURTIS!

The huge Kurtis steps over the top rope. Kurtis removes his leather duster and adjusts his wrist tape.

ROB MARTINEZ: This will the be the first ever meeting between Matthew Kurtis and Duncan Aries, but before these two even set foot in the ring it’s become
personal, Taylor. Aries of course coming off a dominating win against Marxx at our last even; the confident “Spade” made some pointed comments over the
past two weeks about Matt Kurtis’ lack of success in REBEL Pro, even going so far as to saying Matt’s career was ‘in the gutter.’

COREY TAYLOR: Martinez, is that really up for debate? I’m not a fan of “The Show,” but fact is that while CHAD Kurtis has won every title REBEL Pro has
to offer, multiple times, over the past two and a half years Matthew Kurtis, one of the original REBEL wrestlers, has exactly… zero championship reigns.
Hell, he’s only had four title shots in that entire time.

ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew Kurtis’ personal demons have derailed his championship aspirations multiple times, there is no doubt about it. It seems that every
time “The Bluegrass Badass” starts picking up wins, something ‘happens’ and all his momentum comes crashing down. I think Aries feels insulted by Matt’s
inability to overcome the big one, frankly.

COREY TAYLOR: It’s not as though Aries is squeaky clean Martinez, he showed up last fall and couldn’t handle REBEL Pro Wrestling. He needs to prove over
the next couple months that he’s for real.

ROB MARTINEZ: No doubt about it, Corey, but one thing is for certain: Aries’ remarks hit Matthew Kurtis right where he lives. This is going to be intense,
edgy and heated…

Referee Jimmy Johnson has checked both wrestlers. He bids them to wait in their corners, and then…

CALLS FOR THE BELL!

DING DING DING!

Duncan Aries and Matthew Kurtis meet in the center of the ring, the six-eleven Kurtis with a notable size advantage over the six-three Aries. Aries doesn’t
appear intimidated by the big Kurtis. The staredown continues, then the two men tie-up! Kurtis easily overpowers Aries and shoves him to the canvas. Aries
gets up to one knee, assessing the turn of events with a nod.

ROB MARTINEZ: “The Spade” well aware he can’t hope to match power with Matthew Kurtis; he’s one of the biggest men on the REBEL roster!

COREY TAYLOR: But it’s been proven in the past that size doesn’t matter, Martinez — not in Matt Kurtis’ case!

ROB MARTINEZ: I’ll leave that one well alone.

Another tie-up, no, Aries ducks underneath and lashes out with a high kick right to Matt’s chest! It connects with a *THUD*. Aries quickly attacking with
martial arts strikes, nailing another one. Matt swings, Aries dodges and this time unleashes a solid kick right to Matt’s thigh.

COREY TAYLOR: That’s it, Aries, go for the damaged leg! Matt Kurtis always wears the brace on that left knee, he might as well paint a target on it!

Matt Kurtis is still standing, though. Aries reaches up to throw a forearm into the side of Matt’s head; he hits the ropes and explodes off with a flying
forearm that rocks Matt, but still can’t put the big man down. Aries with another thigh kick, hits the ropes again, Matt attempts a big boot, Aries ducks
it and rebounds off the opposite side, flies with a crossbody…

And is caught in mid-air! Matt Kurtis has Aries in his grips, delivers a crushing back breaker! He doesn’t release the man, however, raising him up and
delivering another backbreaker. Aries hits the canvas, Matt goes for a cover, only gets one. But now he has control of the smaller man and starts throwing
right hands into Kurtis, cornering him. Johnson wants him to take it out of the corner, but Kurtis knows REBEL rules all too well. He delivers a few big
shots to Aries before finally bringing him out the hard way with a scintillating irish whip! WHAM — The Spade hits the turnbuckles like a shot and then
smashes the canvas from the impact. Kurtis comes in and delivers a leg drop to the back of Aries’ head! Cover, two count only.

ROB MARTINEZ: We’re seeing the story of this match unfold… Aries must use his speed and quickness to stay a step ahead of Kurtis, because if Matt gets
his hands on him, he can do a lot of damage in a short span of time.

COREY TAYLOR: Notice Matt Kurtis going for covers early in this match. Beating up Aries might make him feel a little better for a while, but a WIN is going
to mean a lot more for his career.

ROB MARTINEZ: Too early to expect that three-count but stranger things have happened! Aries expending energy just getting out of those pinning predicaments.
Kurtis cinches on a side headlock, keeping things slowed down. Aries starts throwing elbows to the mid-section, getting enough to escape. A reverse spin
kick to the gut knocks the wind out of Matthew and doubles him over enough for Aries to hit the ropes and deliver a dropkick right to the side of the head!
Matt stumbles, still on his feet, and Aries lets fly another kick. It’s caught by Matt but Aries quickly responds with a twist and a kick from his free
leg, knocking Matt to the ropes. Aries comes off looking for a BIG CROSS BODY THAT SENDS BOTH GUYS TO THE FLOOR!

Aries put his own body on the line there in the name of victory, and now he hits some knees into Matt Kurtis’ face. Irish whip, Matt reverses and sends
The Spade into the guardrail! Aries leaps on top of it, then leaps off — TORNADO DDT TO THE FLOOR! “REBEL REBEL!” Kurtis’ head spiked into the concrete,
Aries took a hard landing himself but clearly is up quicker. He grabs the guardrail and starts stomping on Matt’s leg, working to cut the big man down
to size. The fans are into this match, some chanting “LET’S GO ARIES,” others going “BEE GEE EM! BEE GEE EM!”

Now Aries has the problem of getting the big Matt Kurtis into the ring. He manages to get his man up against the ring apron, but Matt catches him with
a sudden right hand.

COREY TAYLOR: Brawling on the floor with Matthew Kurtis isn’t what I could call sound strategy, Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Aries with the difficult task of forcing three-hundred and twenty pounds of dead weight back into the ring, and if Matthew Kurtis isn’t willing
to go… he isn’t going!

COREY TAYLOR: Kurtis doesn’t seem entirely there, Martinez, that Tornado DDT may have knocked him out momentarily. He looks like he’s on dream street.
Aries connects with a strike of his own but Matt ignores it and nails another big right. He leans back against the ring canvas – he does seem like he’s
having a hard time gathering his wits. Could be a concussion. Aries takes another tack, rolls into the ring… BASEBALL SLIDE to the back of Matt Kurtis’
head! Kurtis stumbles forward, now against the guard rail as Aries goes to the top rope. What’s this? HE FLIES OFF! PLANCHA TO MATT KURTIS! BOTH MEN RIGHT
INTO THE FRONT ROW! “REBEL REBEL!”

Aries gets up, telling fans to move. Matt picks himself up as Aries creates space between the two. He gets a run and leaps for a huracanrana… Matt holds
his balance DIVING POWERBOMB INTO THE CHAIR!

COREY TAYLOR: HAVE A SEAT, ARIES!

ROB MARTINEZ: THIS IS REBEL PRO WRESTLING, FANS!

The crowd is chanting “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!” Both men are down, Matt holding his knee – he hit it on the concrete hard performing the powerbomb. Aries
groans in the wreckage of the chair. Referee Jimmy Johnson is out to check on both men, but there’s not much he can. No disqualifications, no count-outs
here in REBEL! Each man is moving, Johnson doesn’t see a need to stop the match.

Matt is up and pulls Aries up by his feet, dragging him to the guard rail. He lifts the man up in a GORILLA PRESS — over the guard rail and to the floor!
Matt steps over the guardrail with his long legs and picks Aries up, bundling him into the ring. He rolls in himself as Aries gets to his feet… and locks
in a bearhug!

The Bluegrass Badass squeezing Aries with all his might, doing even more damage to the man’s back. He leans down, underneath Aries’ arms to get even more
leverage. Aries in pain, head tilted back as grunts of pain escape his lips. He tries to get a shot at Matt, but Kurtis wrenches him and squeezes harder.
Aries leans back, and the pain appears to be overcoming him. The lights fade in Aries eyes and he goes limp in Matt’s arms. Jimmy Johnson gets in and raises
Duncan’s arm once…

It drops.

Matt holding on, sweat pouring down his face through sheer intensity. Johnson lifts the arm a second time, it drops again.

ROB MARTINEZ: This may be it! Duncan Aries appears to be out…

COREY TAYLOR: I can’t believe it, Matt Kurtis may win a big match!

Aries’ arm is lifted a third time…

HE HOLDS IT UP! Aries reaching deep down and trying to find the guts to continue! He’s shaking, the split crowd SO LOUD, Aries claps his arms around Matt’s
ears. Matt holds on, another bell clap! A third! Matt still holding on, Aries with a HEADBUTT. And that one staggers Matt enough for Aries to slip out
— THE ACE OF SPADES! ARIES TRYING TO APPLY THE ACE OF SPADES! He has Matt’s arm and around the head, can he force the man down? NO! BACK SUPLEX BY MATT
KURTIS! He covers…

One, two, kick-out!

Matt shakes his head, trying to get the ringing out of his ears. He limps slightly but has the momentum as Aries tries to get to his feet, using the ropes.
Matt sees his opening! Off the ropes, CLOTHESLINE FROM KENTUCKY — ARIES DUCKS IT! ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Matt stunned! Double thrust to the gut doubles Matt
over and Aries hits the ropes… RUNNING AX KICK! CONNECTS! Matt goes down, Aries rolls him over and hooks the leg!

ONE TWO NO!

Aries rolls with the pinfall, taking Matt back over to his belly and LOCKING ON THE ACE OF SPADES! HE’S GOT IT! Kurtis in the middle of the ring, reaching
out as the crowd alternately chants “TAP TAP TAP / PLEASE DON’T TAP”. Aries reaches back, screaming! Matt reaches out, he’s too far from the ropes. WILL
HE TAP? He makes a fist with his free hand, punches the canvas…

the hand comes up, opening! MATT IS LOOKING TO TAP!

No, he balls the fist up again and tries to fight! Matt lurches to the side, trying to change his position. He can’t make it with his hands…but another
lurch gets one of his long legs close enough to hook under the bottom rope.

COREY TAYLOR: It’s not like Aries has to release the hold, he can’t be disqualified.

ROB MARTINEZ: No, but the referee can refuse to acknowledge any decision made in the ropes! Matt Kurtis isn’t tapping out but Aries is going to have to
release the hold if he wants to win.

Aries squeezes some extra pain out of it before releasing the hold. Matt ends up seated in the corner ARIES WITH A RUNNING BOOT! Right to the face! He
drags Matt out of the corner and covers

ONE TWO KICK OUT!

It’s not over yet. Aries leads Matt to his feet, only to whip him to the ropes. Matt hooks on the top rope to stop his momentum. Aries charges, back dropped
over — no, he lands on his feet on the ring apron! Matt swings, Aries ducks and nails a shoulder thrust through the ropes, then climbs the nearest turnbuckle.
Matt stands up tall and looks for Aries — HURACANRANA OFF THE TOP! Connects! Aries mounts the big man and starts raining down punches. A yell to the
crowd informs them that it’s time for THE CULMINATION. Matt slowly gets to his feet, dazed, and Aries attempts to lift him up.

No good, Matt outweighs him by eighty pounds and Aries back is weakened from the course of the match! Aries has to quit, stepping out with his hand on
his back. He turns around

BLUEGRASS MAFIA KICK! Matt Kurtis explodes out of nowhere! Aries smacks the canvas and an exhausted Matt drops over to cover!

ONE TWO THSHOULDER UP!

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know if Duncan Aries could lift Matthew Kurtis on his best day but not tonight with the damaged back! Still, this match continues
even after that sick Bluegrass Mafia Kick! These two putting it all on the line here tonight Corey!

COREY TAYLOR: This is what REBEL is all about, Martinez. These guys are wrestling like it’s their last match, a win would mean so much to either man!

Matt Kurtis gets to his feet. Both men are soaked in sweat and worn down, they’ve beat the hell out of each other. Kurtis signals for it… BLUEGRASS BOMB
comin’ up! He positions Aries and flips him upside down — Aries grabs onto Matt’s head with both arms! What’s this? Right hands! Desperation right here!
Aries manages to get off of Matt’s shoulders and deliver a thudding kick right to the chest of Matt! Another one, another, kick right to the braced knee
of Matt, sending the big man down to one knee. Matt vulnerable, Aries measures him. ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD — Matt ducks! Aries off-balance!
GOOZLE! CHOKESLAM — ARIES COUNTERS FOR THE ACE OF SPADES! Matt doesn’t go down however, diving into the ropes, sending Aries onto the apron! Both men
getting up, trading blows, Matt getting the upper-hand of the exchange — until Aries hotshots Matt’s neck off the top rope! Aries goes to the top rope,
leaps off for the huracanrana!

But Kurtis stops the momentum halfway through. With a massive show of power he lifts Aries back up, Aries fighting, Matt grabs the trunks and lifts him
even higher!

BLUEGRASS BOMB!

Kurtis reaches over and grabs a leg as Johnson counts!

ONE TWO THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… MATTHEW KURTIS!

ROB MARTINEZ: We wondered how Matt Kurtis would respond to the jabs of Duncan Aries; would he respond by proving the man right or with fire? I think we
can say that tonight, the fire didn’t flicker, it is lit and burning strong!

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah yeah Martinez, you enjoy your metaphors. But I’ll give credit is due, Matt Kurtis was a warrior tonight; and so was Duncan Aries. There’s
your match of the night right there.

ROB MARTINEZ: No shame in losing like Aries did here tonight, these two beat the living hell out of one another. Aries proved there’s no quit in him, but
he’s not walking out of here with what he really wanted: a win and a spot in the Hardcore Tournament at “Misgivings!” A huge, huge victory for Matthew
Kurtis — and that’s not hyperbole.

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Vincent and Zeke walk out to the tune of Lester Flatt and Earl Scrugs’ “The Beverly Hillbillies” theme. The crowd shows them no love as they walk down
the aisle.

JENNY JERSEY: Making their way to the ring at a total combined weight of six hundred and four pounds, representing FTC, VINCENT BLACK AND CUZIN’ ZEKE!
Zeke shakes a few hands as Vincent just walks on to the ring.

“Oddities” by ICP hits the speakers and from the back to a huge ovation and alot of “Miss You” signs comes The Freak and Shut Down.

JENNY JERSEY: And introducing their opponents at a total combined weight of five hundred pounds even, The Freak and Shut Down… THE FREAK SHOW!

The Freak hands out anatomically correct dolls ofhimself as Shut Down does the same. Some of their other hand-outs include the t-shirts from their match
against Scottie Snow and The Phoenix, the Beth Phoenix dolls as well as the Al Snow dolls. Shut Down hands out the La Reina dolls, these are now collectors
items because she has been revealed to be Wild Chilled. The fans are glad for the gifts, and are sad to see Freak and Shut Down go. A chant of “Freak Show”
erupts in the crowd as the crowd gives back to these two men the only way they can, Freak and Shut Down stop for a moment and look out into the crowd.
They step up the steps and into the ring.

DING DING

All four men are in the ring, neither backing down from the other. Vincent is mouthing off to Shut Down while Freak and Zeke are mouthing off to each other;
referee Alan Stone is trying to get one man from each team to start off the match. Freak and Zeke decide to start off the match against each other.

ROB MARTINEZ: And we’re off.

COREY TAYLOR: Rob, you should be called Mr. Obvious, you know that?

Freak with a double leg takedown, he begins a ground and pound technique. On the mat everyone is the same height and Freak is using his MMA skills to his
advantage as he locks Zeke in a triangle choke submission hold. Zeke fights back from the hold to land back on Freak, effectively breaking the choke. Freak
immediately bounces back up to his feet diving at Zeke’s left leg, Zeke sidesteps the move to pound a forearm into Freak’s back. Freak hits the canvas,
Zeke with a leg drop on the back of his neck. Zeke rolls the former Rebel Pro Tag Team Champion over onto his back, Zeke drops an elbow onto empty space
as Freak rolls out of the way and up to his feet. Freak dives for another leg shot, but Zeke avoids it once again, but Freak spins immediately catching
Zeke in the back of the knee with a Mui Tai kick that sends him down to one knee. Freak with a side headlock and a left fist into his upturned face. Zeke
powers up to a vertical base with Freak’s arm between his legs. Zeke lifts up, sidewalk slam to Freak. Cuzin’ Zeke bounces into the ropes, knee drop to
the side of Freak’s head. Both Shut Down and Vincent are itching to get into the match and it won’t be long before they disregard everything and start
going at it. Zeke reaches out, tagging in Vincent who laughs at Shut Down. Vincent lifts Freak onto his shoulders, running powerslam to the canvas. Vincent
looks over to Shut Down and waves him into the match.

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know if that is smart Vincent.

Cuzin’ Zeke rushes past the side stepping Vincent with a massive spear takes Shut Down through the ropes to the outside. Zeke quickly rushes back over
to his corner and on the apron. Vincent lifts Freak up, forearm shot sends him in the corner. Black with a chop to the chest of Freak before he slams a
knee into the shortest man in the match. Black places a hand on Freak’s throat before coming with another knee shot to his midsection. Freak blocks the
knee with a lifted knee of his own. Black holds at his knee before Freak dives out taking out the planted knee of Vincent Black. Vincent hits the canvas,
Freak quickly grabs the ankle, flipping over Black’s body torquing the leg at an extreme ackward angle. Freak mounts Vincent with a barrage of rights and
lefts, but here comes Zeke back into the match. Freak immediately up in a crouching position as Zeke charges in. Freak lowers his body, Zeke is sent up
and over to land on his back. Freak spins around to meet the charging Zeke once again. Hip toss sends Zeke back over; Freak is looking very good in this
match so far. Zeke is back up again, his anger coming to the surface. Zeke charges in, Freak lowers his head. Vincent with a double axehandle smash to
his boys distracts Freak allowing Zeke to plant a boot right on the top of his head. Zeke gets him in a piledriver position, Black adds his strength to
the move as Freak’s skull is smashed into the canvas.

COREY TAYLOR: FTC dominating as usual.

ROB MARTINEZ: Both men have forgotten about Shut Down.

Indeed they have as Shut Down levels both men with a double clothesline. Black tries to roll back up, stomp by Shut Down. Zeke is rolling up, big boot
to his face sends him out of the ring and onto his back. Shut Down turns back to Black who is shaking his head to clear his head. Shut Down pounds a forearm
into his face. Shut Down with a right hand to his temple and the two biggest men in Rebel Pro are fighting. Shut Down with a knife edge chop to Vincent’s
chest. Black is still trying to clear the cobwebs as Shut Down hoists him up on the top turnbuckle; surely not. They can’t, he isn’t… he does. Shut Down
with a top rope belly to belly superplex shakes the ring from the impact of the big… big… very big move. Shut Down rolls back up to his feet, big leg
drop across his throat as he makes a cover.

One…

Two…

Vincent kicks out with some authority as he keeps the match going. Shut Down is cool with this as he sends Vincent into the ropes, he rebounds as Shut
Down drops to the canvas. Freak launches himself at Black’s legs taking him down. Shut Down rolls out of the ring and to his corner as Freak pulls Black
back up to a kneeling position. Freak with a wristlock on Black, he reaches out for the legal tag. Shut Down steps over the top rope, big boot to Black’s
face, a boot to his shoulder, Shut Down with a axe handle smash to Black’s shoulder as well for good measure. Freak steps through the ropes to the ring
apron. Shut Down sends Black into the ropes, Zeke reaches up, pulling down the top rope and catches Black on the outside. Shut Down looks on as the two
men are regrouping on the outside. He takes a running start, big man plancha over the top rope squashes both members of FTC on the outside.

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy Schnikies!

COREY TAYLOR: I think he broke them.

Shut Down pulls himself up with the help of the announce table before he stomps on the face of Vincent Black. He rolls the former Carolinas Champion into
the ring before following in after him. Shut Down steps purposefully on Black’s face one more time before hitting the ropes for a leg drop, but Vincent
rolls back out of the ring, Shut Down crashes hard on his butt fromthe missed leg drop. Black takes this oppurtunity to roll back into the ring with a
big smirk on his face. He lifts Shut Down up to his feet, powerful right hand to his face, another to his midsection. Swinging neckbreaker takes him down
to the canvas. Vincent looks over at Freak who is watching on, Black bends down to pull Shut Down back up. Thigh kick from the Freak, dang where did he
come from so quickly? Freak with a second before spinning to deliver another kick to the back of Vincent’s knee. Freak with a side headlock, but Vincent
powers Freak up aiming for an atomic drop. Shut Down trips him with a kick to his ankles, Freak turns the going to be atomic drop into a diving bulldog.
Freak locks on a crossface chicken wing submission hold, but here comes Zeke back into the fight. He slams a shoulder into Shut Down before Freak can nail
a picture perfect dropkick sending him back down to the canvas. Shut Down up quickly lifting the man from Turkey Cross up for a body slam; he motions for
the Freak to get ready. Shut Down lifts Zeke up, a scoop slam; Freak hits the ropes. Shut Down drops down to one knee, shoving Freak up into the air as
he stands up, Freak with a very high elevated body splash on Zeke, he stays for the cover. Referee Alan Stone refuses to count the pin because Zeke is
not the legal man. Freak and Shut Down begin to exchange words with Alan, but he still refuses to count.

COREY TAYLOR: They have got to realize that Zeke isn’t the legal man, great call by Referee Alan Stone.

ROB MARTINEZ: Only because Zeke would surely have been pinned there.

Meanwhile Black has gotten back up to his feet, forearm to the back of Shut Down sends him into Freak who falls into Alan Stone. Luckily Alan only got
a small shove, so he stays upright. Black nails Freak with a big boot as Shut Down gets back up to his feet after the surprise blow. Black spins around
at the sound of Shut Down running, he drops down to a prone position, Shut Down nearly splashes Freak in the corner. Black rolls Shut Down up for a pin.
One…

Two…

Freak sstomps on Vincent’s back, the pin attempt is broken up. Here comes Zeke back into the fight, he is holding his ribs as he pulls Freak into a front
facelock. Single arm DDT and Freak is on the canvas, but Zeke isn’t finished with the former MMA fighter just yet. Zeke whips him into the ropes, Zeke
catches him mid-ring; Arn Anderson spinebuster plants him firmly on the canvas. Mikey saunters down to the ring, he is carrying the World Title over his
left shoulder, a smile on his face as FTC is dominating this here contest once again. Zeke looks up to see Mikey there as Black stands with Shut Down’s
head in his hand. Mikey orders Zeke and Black to do some move, Zeke goes over to Black. They both hook Shut Down, lift him up, double vertical suplex,
they stall for just a moment, he comes crashing down; the crowd goes silent. The silence lasts only a moment before the booing overwhelms the entire building.
COREY TAYLOR: Massive vertical suplex.

ROB MARTINEZ: I think the ring may be broken.

Zeke rolls Freak out of the ring, thanks to Mikey’s orders; Black doesn’t look pleased at being given orders, but does what Mikey says. Black sends Shut
Down into the ropes, he drops to one knee catching Shut Down on his return trip. Standing up, he grunts from the weight, Somoan drop onto the canvas. Zeke
comes into the ring, after disposing of Freak for the moment. Zeke drops a knee onto Shut Down’s face before both him and Vincent take an ankle and nearly
rip the legs right off of Shut Down as they try to tear him like a wishbone. Shut Down is holding between his legs at the huge amount of pain there as
Zeke leans over the ropes getting orders from Mikey, he turns to Black. Vincent nods as he sends him into the ropes. Shut Down rebounds, double back body
drop, Zeke into the ropes with a leg drop. He nails the leg drop and rolls off of Shut Down. Here comes Black with a leg drop of his own, he connects as
well. Freak dives into the ring as Black makes the cover. Referee Alan Stone doesn’t even tet to count one as Freak plants a front kick right into Black’s
skull. He turns to catch the charging Zeke with a spinning roundhouse kick that sends him over the top rope. Freak lifts Black up to his feet, jumping
knee into the face, Black is staggered. Freak jumps up, bringing Black’s face down into his lifted knee, Black is busted open from the viciousness of the
blow. Freak spins around sweeping Black’s legs out from under him, Mikey Massacre is outraged on the outside trying to regroup his troops. Mikey gets Zeke
back on the apron and quickly rushes over to Vincent to pull him out of the ring. Mikey succeeds in doing so and berates Black for his total lack of concentration,
Black is pissed, but hiding it fairly well. He points up to Zeke and mimics a tag, Black shoves Mikey out of the way before stepping onto the ring apron.
ROB MARTINEZ: A little fighting among FTC?

COREY TAYLOR: Playful shrugging Rob, that’s all.

Black angrily tags in Zeke, who comes in with revenge on his mind. Freak dives forward, even flow DDT sends him down to the canvas. Mikey claps for Zeke,
who is doing well… now. Mikey yells something up to Black, who ignores him and watches the match. Shut Down is getting back up to his feet, as Zeke belly
to back suplexes Freak across the ring, he goes after Freak. Shut Down with a running clothesline takes the Carolinas Champion down. Shut Down doesn’t
stop as he nails Vincent with a boot in the face; Black is sent down to the floor. Shut Down turns around to look at Zeke laying on the canvas holding
at his lower back. Mikey Massacre is furious and slaps Vincent in the face to try and wake him up as he yells at him to do something.

ROB MARTINEZ: Vincent isn’t going to like that.

COREY TAYLOR: Um… Mikey is just making sure Vincent isn’t in a coma.

ROB MARTINEZ: Weak, that was just weak.

Shut Down lifts Zeke up, putting him in position…

ROB MARTINEZ: Shake Machine!

COREY TAYLOR: Will you just shut the *bleep* up Rob? I am tired of you and your shit! Just shut the *bleep* up!

Shut Down covers Zeke as Mikey is still trying to revive Vincent.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

Mikey looks up, he gets even more furious as he stomps back stage to try and get ready for his match against Chad Kurtis.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey doesn’t look too happy here right now.

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of Freak and Shut Down… The Freak Show!

Zeke rolls out of the ring, holding at his lower back as he and Vincent limp backstage. Vincent stops, turning to the ring where Shut Down is looking at
him. Vincent mouths “When you return, you and me.” Shut Down nods his agreement before the two FTC members make their way backstage. The crowd fills the
arena with chants of “Freak Show!” as they stay out here during the brief intermission.

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INTERMISSION

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***DVD EXCLUSIVE***

Vincent and Zeke walk through the curtain to meet a red faced and highly pissed off Mikey Massacre. Chet Whetleson steps from a door, but neither of the
three men notice him. Chet flips a button on the microphone so that the audio is heard in the arena.

MIKEY MASSACRE: What do you two think you are playing at?!

VINCENT BLACK: We lost Mikey, Zeke dropped the ball.

ROB MARTINEZ: Folks, listen to what is going on here backstage.

COREY TAYLOR: Cut the mic, we don’t need to hear this.

ZEKE: I… didn’ts… drops.. the ball.

MIKEY MASSACRE: No Zeke you didn’t, you both dropped the ball. I’m not so sure either one of you ever had the ball.

Black looks down at Mikey.

VINCENT: In case you didn’t notice, my head met concrete when I was knocked from the ring apron.

ZEKE: Yeahs… its… nots… our faults…

MIKEY MASSACRE: Whatever we do, we must look like a cohesive unit when I beat Chad Kurtis for the belt next match.

Mikey taps the belt as he looks into the future.

MIKEY MASSACRE: You two dropped the ball…

VINCENT: You just make sure you don’t drop the ball Mikey.

Vincent shoves a finger into Mikey’s ace. Zeke quickly gets between the two angry men.

ZEKE: Fellers… no needs… for this… We gots to gets along.

Mikey and Vincent stare at each other from across Zeke, they nod in agreement.

VINCENT: For now anyways…

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall and is your co-main event of the evening. The match will be contested under Mikey’s Rules and is
for the Rebel Pro World Heavyweight Championship!

Cheers

“They say I’m cocky…” The rest is drowned out as the sold out crowd rises to their feet collectively and Chad rushes from the back. He sprints to the
ring slapping hands along the way, sliding in under the bottom rope, he leaps to the top turnbuckle with his arms splayed out to the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the challenger, from Paducah Kentucky now fighting out of Durham North Carolina, he weighs in at two hundred and thirty pounds….
he is “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS!

“Heavy Metal Machine” blasts its way through the speakers and from the back, to a chorus of boos, struts Mikey Massacre. Mikey holds up the Rebel Pro World
Heavyweight Championship for all of the crowd to see before flicking them and Chad off in the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: He hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico he stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds. He is your Rebel Pro
Heavyweight Champion…. MIKEY MASSACRE!

Mikey goes to slap the one fan’s hand that is outstretched before putting a bird right into his face and laughing as he walks up the ring steps and into
the ring.

Jimmy Johnson has both men in the center of the ring, explaining the match to both men before he checks them both for any thing illegal. After a fruitless
search of both men, Jimmy nods over to Jenny Jersey who taps the bell with the hammer.

DING DING

Chad and Mikey circle each other, both waiting for an opening in the other’s defense. Mikey lunges forward, Chad meets him, they both collide with a collar
and elbow tie up, Mikey begins forcing Chad backwards into the corner. Chad plants his back foot, he then begins to force Mikey backwards until they are
once again in the center of the ring. Chad drops the collar and elbow, an arm drag takes Mikey down to the canvas where Chad locks on a side headlock to
begin wearing Mikey down for the CK Finale. Mikey shoves towards the ropes, but Chad leans back torqueing the neck a bit causing Mikey’s hand to drop from
mid-air to the mat. Jimmy Johnson gets in Mikey’s face to check on his condition, but Mikey refuses to submit as he lunges for the ropes, he has them.
Jimmy Johnson is there counting to five as Chad holds on for as long as he possibly can.

COREY TAYLOR: Chad risking a disqualification here in the early going.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match means a lot to both men, Chad is not going to be disqualified.

Mikey gets up, twisting his neck to get the kink out of it, Chad rushes over, Mikey lifts a knee into his midsection. Mikey pulls Chad’s head under his
arm, he lifts him up into the air, flipping the fans the bird, before dropping him on the canvas with his stalling vertical suplex. Mikey covers Chad for
the pin.

One…

Two…

Thr–Kickout!

Mikey pulls Chad back up to his vertical base before locking on a cobra clutch, he sends Chad back down to the mat with a cobra clutch leg sweep. Mikey
rolls down to the feet of Chad Kurtis where he grabs his left ankle locking him in an anklelock, wearing down Chad’s vertical base. Chad kicks, but Mikey
nimbly avoids the oncoming foot to the submission hold in. Mikey orders referee Jimmy Johnson to check if Chad is wanting to submit, Jimmy does and Chad
does not. Mikey stands up with the anklelock still locked in, he slams a knee into Chad’s left knee. Mikey raises his foot, he slams a foot down on the
inside of Chad’s knee. Mikey is wearing down “The Show” and the fans are letting him know that they don’t appreciate it. Mikey raises his foot again, Chad
kicks out at the right time connecting solidly with Mikey’sleft kneecap. Mikey drops the anklelock, holding at his kneecap; Chad rolls over to the ropes
where he pulls himself up with their assistance. Mikey is still clutching at his knee when Chad comes charging over, Mikey throws out an arm spinning around
to quickly catch Chad in a rear waistlock, Mikey with a German suplex sends Chad’s skull crashing into the canvas. Mikey rolls back up, another German
suplex.

COREY TAYLOR: Mikey is making mincemeat out of Chad Kurtis.

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad blocks the third German suplex!

The crowd goes wild, Mikey still has him in position, but Chad is holding onto the top rope. Jimmy Johnson begins counting the mandatory five count and
as he reaches four, Mikey releases the rear waistlock. Chad spins around faking a kick with his left foot, he connects with a swift toe kick to Mikey’s
jaw sending him sprawling. Mikey lands on one knee, trying to keep from falling down to the mat entirely, Chad rushes over, a roundhouse kick to Mikey’s
temple sends him rolling towards the ropes where Mikey clings for dear life. Chad calmly backs off while Mikey is pointing to him for Jimmy Johnson’s benefit.
Mikey pulls himself up, wiping at a trickle of blood that comes from his bottom lip; the sight of the blood infuriates Mikey, he charges at Chad. “The
Show” with an arm drag takes him down to the canvas, Chad backs up, the infuriated Mikey is back up to his feet. He charges Chad again, another arm drag
takes Mikey down. Chad rolls back up and Chad is now just toying with Mikey, but Mikey knows this so he rolls out of the ring. Mikey heads over to the
table where his title belt is, after grabbing it, he begins to head backstage.

ROB MARTINEZ: What does he think he is doing.

COREY TAYLOR: Most people call it… leaving. What a concept huh?

Mikey is halfway up the ramp, pointing to his head and smiling, as Chad just merely stands in the ring, a calm expression on his face. Jimmy Johnson is
up to a count of five when…

“I’m A Rebel” hits the speakers and from the back comes Rebel Pro Owner, Larry Gordon with a microphone in his hand. Mikey’s chin drops down to his chest,
before a look of anger crosses his features.

LARRY GORDON: Mikey meh boy, I failed to mention that when I agreed to this stipulation of your’s that if you get counted out… you lose the Rebel Pro
Heavyweight Championship. Just call it an old man’s oversight.

Mikey is furious as Jimmy’s count resumes at eight.

LARRY GORDON: Better hurry Mikey, the count is up to eight.

Mikey sprints forward to dive under the bottom rope just before Jimmy counts the dreaded number ten. Larry looks on before deciding to walk on down to
ringside and join the announce team for this match. Chad with an elbow drop to Mikey’s neck as he hangs half in and half out of the ring. Chad pulls him
on into the ring peppering him with rights and lefts. Chad locks in a half nelson trying to wear down his neck, Mikey begins to fight out of it, Chad slams
him down to the canvas with a half nelson suplex. Mikey is motionless on the mat.

ROB MARTINEZ: Great call there Mr. Gordon.

LARRY GORDON: I figured Mikey would try something like this.

COREY TAYLOR: Rob may kiss your butt, but I ain’t. What gives you the right to do that to Mikey?

LARRY GORDON: Corey, the fact that I am the owner and you would do well to remember that.

Rob snickers into his microphone as the match inside the ring is picking up some intensity. Chad has Mikey up for a vertical suplex, he drops Mikey on
his head instead, he covers the current Rebel Pro Champ.

One…

Two…

Thr–Mikey kicks out, but just barely before the three.

Chad pulls Mikey back up, right hand to the face, Chad sweeps the legs out from under Mikey and quick as a cat, slams a right foot into Mikey’s temple.
Chad looks out to the pumped up crowd who are chanting his name, he nods to them. Chad pulls Mikey up to a vertical base, he is going for the CK Finale.
ROB MARTINEZ: Chad dropped Mikey, what happened?

COREY TAYLOR: I guess he countered somehow.

LARRY GORDON: I sense something fishy, but I didn’t see anything.

Chad is holding at his crotch in obvious pain and Mikey is spitting from his mouth, wiping the taste of something out of his mouth. Oh My God, he bit Chad’s
crotch, he bit Chad’s crotch. Corey Taylor is laughing himself to death as Rob and Larry Gordon are sickened at the thought of how low, literally, Mikey
will go for a victory.

COREY TAYLOR: Mikey hits the MM Finale!

Mikey covers Chad after hitting the CK Finale, but he places his feet on the top rope after Jimmy Johnson gets in position.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

Mikey goes to bring his feet down, but he can’t move, he rolls over a bit so he can see. Larry Gordon is standing there with his hands holding Mikey’s
feet on the ropes and shaking his head. He motions for Jenny to come over here, he swhispers something into her lovely ear before she brings the mic to
her lips. Larry removes his hands from Mikey’s feet before heading back to the announce table.

JENNY JERSEY: Rebel Pro Owner, Larry Gordon, has over turned this ruling. Mikey Massacre did not win the match, instead Mr. Gordon has ordered that this
match continue.

Mikey looks furiously over at Larry Gordon before flipping him the double finger salute, Larry only smiles back.

JENNY JERSEY: Larry Gordon has also declared that the remainder of this match will be contested under Rebel Rules.

Mikey can’t believe it, he goes through the ropes, heading for Larry Gordon, but something has his foot. He turns his head to see Chad Kurtis standing
there holding his foot, but Mikey is tangled in the ropes. Chad springs to the middle rope, before flipping himself over the top to come down with a leg
drop across Mikey’s skull. Mikey flips and flops out of the ring to land on his back on the outside where Chad picks him up and whips him into the ringpost.
Chad leaps to the apron, running along the edge before diving off with a bulldog that sends Mikey’s head into the concrete at ringside. Chad rolls Mikey
over and up to his feet before he rolls him inside the ring. Here comes Vincent Black and Cuzin’ Zeke to Mikey’s rescue. Zeke with a big right hand that
stumbles Chad back into Vincent’s waiting arms, he slams his head into the steel ring post. Black hits the New Hope on Chad before throwing him to Zeke,
the crowd are letting Zeke and Black have it. The boos turn to cheers as Matthew, fresh from his win earlier, and Jonothan sprint down to the ringside
area. Zeke and Black meet them head on though with a barrage of fists and kicks.

ROB MARTINEZ: Back up is here boys!

COREY TAYLOR: Come on Zeke and Vincent!

Matthew slams a fist into Black’s skull rocking him backwards, but Zeke has Jonothan bent over backwards on the railing. Inside the ring, Mikey has dragged
Chad’s lifeless body to the center of the ring as he locks in the New Mexican Cloverleaf so that the can watch the action while causing Chad huge amounts
of pain. Matthew slams a forearm into Black’s throat before turning to kick Zeke in the ribs so that he helps Jonothan out. Zeke falls off of Jonothan,
but the youngest Kurtis slams a beer bottle into Zeke’s face busting the Carolinas Champion open, Matthew receives a boot into the face from Black that
backs him down from the fight. Black pounds on Matthew as they head to the curtain leading to the backstage area. Jonothan somehow has Zeke heading back
there as well and just before they pass through the curtain Jonothan nails a roundhouse kick to Zeke’s skull sending him to the floor; the curtain closes.
ROB MARTINEZ: Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 coming down to keep their word.

COREY TAYLOR: Why did they have to get involved?

LARRY GORDON: Well boys, I guess I need to go and sort this mess out.

Chad is in the ropes, pulling himself up forcing Mikey to break the hold from the position. Mikey drops Chad’s feet, Chad falls back to the canvas; Mikey
pulls him up with a wheelbarrow position, he spins Chad around, tossing him mid-spin to slide across the ring. Mikey walks over to where Cha d is lying,
breathing heavily and holding at his lower back, he pulls Chad up to a vertical base.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey is going for the Mannyplex.

COREY TAYLOR: And he shakes the ring with the impact of Chad’s body meeting the canvas.

But Mikey isn’t through here, he stalks around Chad, taunting him to get up and fight like the man he supposedly is, Chad struggles up but the New Mexican
Cloverleaf has done some damae to his back. Mikey lifts Chad back up, he sets him up for the Everplex and nails it beautifully, but doesn’t make the cover.
COREY TAYLOR: Mikey is showing Chad Kurtis why he is the true champion.

ROB MARTINEZ: That cloverleaf submission has hurt Chad’s back, can he fight back from this?

Mikey whips Chad into the ropes… Astrosplex! Chad is down, Chad is hurt, but Chad is not out, Chad can’t be out. The crowd in the arena are getting behind
Chad here, trying to get him back into the match. Mikey flips them the bird as he hoists Chad up for his stalling vertical suplex, he shoots them the bird…
Chad counters into a small package rollup.

One…

Two…

Thre–NO! Mikey manages to reverse the roll up into one of his own.

One…

Two…

Thr–Chad kicks out, using the momentum to get back to his feet quickly. He hits the ropes, B.M.E onto Mikey who is slammed back into the canvas, but Chad
isn’t finished, he is going to ride this adrenaline as long as he can. He leaps to the top turnbuckle.

ROB MARTINEZ: Prime Time Splash!

COREY TAYLOR: Come on Mikey, you can’t let him get the momentum.

Chad quickly lifts Mikey, Irish whip, Chad leaps to the top rope.

ROB MARTINEZ: Show Time to a running Mikey Massacre! Geeze Chad is burning the remainder of his energy, but he is hurting Mikey in the process.

COREY TAYLOR: Come on Mikey!

Chad pulls himself back up, he is obviously gassed now, but he looks out to the crowd, hoping for one last rush of energy from them. They are doing their
best to give him all they’ve got, he pulls Massacre up, and sets him up for a back drop driver, he calls it the Star Maker. He lifts Mikey up, but Mikey
turns at the last second causing Chad to fall beneath his weight, Massacre crashes on top of him. Mikey shakes his head as he drags himself over to the
turnbuckle to begin pulling himself up to a vertical base. After regaining his vertical base, he stumble walks over to Chad’s body, pulling him up to his
feet. He hoists Chad up and drops him.

COREY TAYLOR: The MM Finale! What an innovative move from Mikey Massacre.

ROB MARTINEZ: How typical of Mikey to try and end the match with his opponent’s finisher.

COREY TAYLOR: You lying bastard, Mikey invented that move.

Mikey drapes an arm over Chad, referee Jimmy Johnson is there.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

The crowd is booing the heck out of Mikey Massacre, they don’t like him anymore and may never like him again. Mikey doesn’t care as he raises his own hand
into the air, smiling through his thick beard, he points to himself.

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match and STIIIIILL Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion…. “The Sellout” Mikey Massacre!

Vincent Black and Cuzin’ Zeke come out to ringside, looking a little worse for wear, appearing as though they really don’t want to be there, and lift Mikey
on their shoulders. Mikey laughs and acts like he doesn’t deserve the attention, but knowing that he enjoys every single minute of it.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey has done it, he has destroyed the hopes of Chad Kurtis.

COREY TAYLOR(sniffling): Isn’t it beautiful?

The three men begin to walk backstage as the crowd boos them heavily out of the arena.

ROB MARTINEZ: But Corey, the next match is one that is a year in the making.

COREY TAYLOR: Really?

ROB MARTINEZ: Yes ever since Rex hired Bubba J, these two began butting heads almost immediately.

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ROB MARTINEZ: What the…? I’m receiving word from backstage that neither Bubba J or Rexy are backstage!

COREY TAYLOR: I know for a fact Bubba is here! We shared the better part of a twelve-pack for lunch.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, I don’t know, we were all expecting this match to go on tonight after it being promised week after week. I don’t know what to say!
COREY TALOR: Caliber probably got cold feet.

ROB MARTINEZ: Not exactly sure what to do, this is legit, folks, we figured the next match would go the better part of thirty minutes, not sure how we
are going to fill the time.

COREY TALOR: I have a few ideas–

ROB MARTINEZ: –wait a second! Coming through the crowd? Is that?

COREY TALOR: Holy hell… it’s, it’s…. the beautiful bald head of none other than the Ragin’ Redneck himself, Bubba J!

ROB MARTINEZ: No it’s not… that’s the beautiful bald head of Rex Caliber!

COREY TALOR: It’s both of them!

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s both of them!

COREY TALOR: They’re brawling through the crowd…where the heck did they come from?

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know, but they’re coming this way!

Bubba and Rex are exchanging fists in the middle of the crowd! Bubba with a knee to Rex’s gut, but Rex responds with a big headbutt and drags him towards
the announcer’s table.

ROB MARTINEZ: This is how their last planned match started… I hope this match doesn’t end the way that one did!

COREY TALOR: Rex must have jumped Bubba backstage!

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know who jumped who, something tells it was mutual. Something tells me they couldn’t wait to get started!

Rex throws Bubba over the guard rail and follows him over it. He picks him and tries to roll him into the ring but Bubba responds with an elbow to the
gut. And Bubba tries to throw Rex’s head into the corner of the ring apron but its blocked. Rex with an elbow of his own. Rex bashes his head into the
corner of the apron! And he rolls him into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Appears as if Rex wants Bubba in the ring! Bubba, clearly not the better technician of the two, would probably prefer things stay outside
the ring.

COREY TALOR: He’s the greatest brawler REBEL has ever known, c’mon.

ROB MARTINEZ: I cannot argue with you there.

Rex pushes Bubba J into the corner, whips him across the ring! Bubba hits it hard, but runs forward and clotheslines Rex to the ground! Rex immediately
to his feet. A lock-up, Bubba forces Rex into the corner. Punch from Bubba! Another—no! Blocked. Rex with a shot to Bubba’s big gut. Another. Rex grabs
Bubba and switches places with him. Knife edge chop! Another! Irish whip, Bubba reverses with a short-arm clothesline. Ducked by Rex! Rex with a waistlock.
He tries for a German but Bubba elbows his way out of it and reverses the waistlock. And he rolls Rex up!

Rex rolls backwards at the one-count and gets to his feet, tying up with Bubba. Bubba with a big knee to the gut. Another! Forearm shots to the back! But
Rex springs up! Side elbow. Side elbow! He goes for a rolling elbow but Bubba reverses with a arm ringer takedown! And a big boot to the head of Rex! Rex
tries to get to his feet but he is met by another kick to the face from the Ragin’ Redneck, no! Rex grabs the leg, spins Bubba around, clothesline! Bubba
to his feet but Rex cinches in a sleeperhold. Bubba runs around the ring, trying to thwart it, but to no avail.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex trying to gain back the momentum by slowing the big man down!

Bubba with two elbows that break the hold. Bubba runs off of the ropes, right into a hip toss from Rex! He gets to his feet, Rex whips him off of the ropes.
Ducks his head for a back body but Bubba finds it with his foot! Bubba runs at Rex, only to be powerslammed! And he’s going for the Rings of Rex! No! Bubba
manages to escape and roll out of the ring… Rex grabs his leg and pulls him back in, now he’s going for the Nexus Cloverleaf! But Bubba kicks him away
from him! Both men to their feet, lock-up. Bubba with a knee to the gut, Rex responds with a knife edge chop! Bubba with a punch, blocked. Rex with a punch,
blocked. Bubba with another knee to the gut! Forearm shots across the back. Rex springs forward with a single-leg takedown! Both men to their feet, they
lock-up. Rex forces Bubba into the corner. Knife edge chop! Irish whip into the opposite corner, Bubba reverses! Bubba runs in after Rex but Rex springs
off of the turnbuckle and meets Bubba with a flying knee! Bubba falls to the ground, Rex goes to pick him up… low blow!

ROB MARTINEZ: And that’s how Bubba wants to take control back? Typical!

COREY TAYLOR: No rules, baby!

Bubba takes the padding off of one of the turnbuckles! He grabs Rex and throws his head into the exposed turnbuckle… no! Rex with a drop toe hold that
sends Bubba into the metal! He gets on top of Bubba and punches away, not allowing the squirming Redneck to go anywhere. Now he’s taking the white tape
off of his fist. He picks up Bubba’s head and is ramming his fist into it! The crowd loves it! He gets off of Bubba… whose forehead is bloody!

COREY TAYLOR: Disqualify Rex!

Rex waits for Bubba to get to his feet. Bubba uses the ropes to get to his feet. Rex runs in for a Superkick, ducked by Bubba! Bubba clotheslines Rex over
the top-rope! Rex falls to the outside. Bubba wipes the blood from his eyes and forehead. He goes through the ropes and stands on the ring apron as Rex
gets to his feet. Flying clothesline! Bubba grabs a steel chair and raises it high in the air, eliciting boos from the crowd. Rex gets to his feet…

CRACK!

Rex falls to one knee. Bubba winds up, swings it… caught by Rex! He stands, swings it at Bubba, ducked! Bubba with an atomic drop! He grabs the chair
from Rex. Swings it… Superkick from Caliber into the chair into Bubba! Rex takes a moment to catch his breath and tend to his groin. He grabs the Redneck
and tries to roll him into the ring. But Bubba manages to rake the eyes of Rex! Bubba staggers from the ring, knowing Rex could easily pin him if he rolled
him in. Rex follows him, grabs him and tries to roll him in—Bubba with a headbutt! Rex staggers back, forward… right into a Big Boot! Bubba grabs the
chair as Rex gets to his feet…

CRACK!

Rex sent crashing into the barricade with a dazed look on his face, blood trickling down his forehead Bubba reaches under the ring… he pulls out two
tables! He sets one up. Then the other. Here comes Rex. They exchange punches. Bubba takes the advantage with a series of rights and lefts. He picks up
Rex, scoop and a slam! Picks him back up… flapjack on the barricade! Rex’s neck hits the barricade and he bounces back, holding his throat. Bubba grabs
Rex. He’s going to powerbomb him through one of the tables! NO! Rex lifts Bubba up with his head and dumps him over the barricade into the crowd! Bubba
gets to his feet but not before Rex can pick up the steel chair… chair huck!

CRACK!

Bubba staggering through the crowd as security holds the fans back. Rex climbs up onto the ring apron and through the ropes. Off of the ropes and through
them, into the crowd… HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE FROM THE 245 POUND SHITHAMMER OF DESTRUCTION!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

Both men on the ground as security clears a circle for them. Rex gets to his feet and pulls Bubba up with him. Rex with a waistlock, no! Bubba with an
elbow to Rex’s head. Bubba with a lariat, ducked… Release German suplex on the CEMENT! He picks up Bubba. He drags him toward the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex trying to bring it into the ring where he can end the match!

COREY TAYLOR: Give the fans more! They—er—they deserve it!

Bubba breaks Rex’s grip. Fist! Fist! Rex staggers back. Boot to the gut of Rex. Uppercut! Rex continues to stagger backwards. Bubba grabs him but Rex fires
back with a headbutt! Side elbow! Karate chop! Karate chop! Rolling elbow! Bubba tries to maintain standing. Rex climbs up three steps. Cross body block!
NO! Caught by Bubba! Press slam to the hard cement! Bubba grabs Rex… CATAPULT INTO EMPTY CHAIRS!

Rex lies amidst several chairs. Bubba, meanwhile, is setting chairs up in the cement circle security cleared away. He sets up six of them all next to each
other! Now he’s laying closed chairs on top of those ones!

ROB MARTINEZ: What the hell is Bubba J building?

COREY TAYLOR: A fort, dipstick!

Bubba walks over to Rex who is trying to get to his feet. He drags Rex onto the Fortress of Chairs! He is going for a PILEDRIVER! NO! Rex kicks his legs
free! Rex and Bubba exchanging punches. Rex with a kick to the gut. He hoists Bubba into a fireman’s carry… DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! …NO! Bubba elbows
out of it and gets down! Kick to the gut… BUBBA PILEDRIVES REX THROUGH THE FORTRESS OF CHAIRS!

ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT MAYHEM!

COREY TAYLOR! This match should be falls count anywhere!

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, even if it was, I don’t think Bubba is in any shape to be making a pinfall! Both men are lying on the cement!

Bubba gets to his feet first and drags Rex behind him towards the ring. He is going to roll Rex into the ring… but no! He decides he’d rather make use
of the tables he set up earlier! He sets Rex up for the power bomb through a table! He hoists him up! Rex is punching at the head of Bubba… Reversed
into Rexscissors! Bubba flips onto the unforgiving ground. Bubba to his feet… but Rex springs off of the ring apron with a Pele kick! Bubba is dazed
but does not go down! Rex jumps up on the apron again… flying DDT! Rex rolls Bubba into the ring.

COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE—KICKOUT FROM BUBBA!

Rex pulls Bubba up. Bubba fights back! Flying fists! Bubba Irish whips Rex. Rex ducks the clothesline, off of the opposite ropes… Running STO to the
Redneck. COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE—KICKOUT!

Rex picks Bubba up. He is putting him on the top turnbuckle… setting him up for TOTAL ANNIHILATION! But Bubba with some fists to Rex. A headbutt! Another!
Rex staggers back and right into Bubba’s hands. Bubba jumps and hits him with a flying Trailer Park Trash!

COREY TAYLOR: YES!

But Bubba is in a world of pain, unable to muster the strength to crawl over to make a pinfall. Finally he does…

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NO! NO!

FOOT ON THE ROPE!

Bubba is cursing up a storm, totally bullshit about Rex’s foot being on the bottom rope. He picks Rex up, Irish whips him into the corner! Rex hits hard.
Bubba runs in for a splash. Rex manages to get a leg up! Rex hops onto the second turnbuckle… flying bulldog! Both men slowly climb to their feet, Bubba
finding solace in the corner. Rex runs in with a flying knee that nails Bubba! Now he’s putting him up top again, going for the Total Annihilation! But
again Bubba is fighting it! They both climb up the top-turnbuckle, exchanging punches, neither able to gain the advantage! Each becomes woozy, their punches
slower and less effective. Finally their fists find the other’s head… and they BOTH FALL THROUGH THE TABLES AT RINGSIDE!

THIS IS AWE-SOME! THIS IS AWE-SOME! THIS IS AWE-SOME! THIS IS AWE-SOME!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my god! This match may have to be called! We may have to reschedule this bout… again!

COREY TAYLOR: Bubba would clearly win on the points.

ROB MARTINEZ: Maybe, maybe, but as it stands, but we don’t have points and both men are out cold!

Finally both men begin stirring. Without looking at the other, they each roll into the ring, staggering around as if they have no idea where they are or
what they are supposed to do. Bubba finds Rex’s head with his fist. Rex returns the favor. Back and forth. Back and forth! Neither man falls, each just
taking turns punching the other! Bubba blocks a punch. Punch to Rex! Punch to Rex! Rex stumbles back, Bubba Irish whips him, reversed by Rex! Bubba off
of the ropes, Rex catches him with a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NO! NO!

KICKOUT!

Rex goes to the corner, bent over, getting some oxygen in his lungs. Meanwhile, Bubba is pulling himself up in the opposite corner. Rex runs in with a
Superkick, Bubba ducks it and the foot hits the exposed turnbuckle! Rex limps around the ring as Bubba goes off of the ropes… THESZ PRESS takes Rex down!
PUNCHES! PUNCHES! MORE PUNCHES! Bubba stands up, giving the dual middle fingers to all of the booing fans. He waits for Rex to stand. Kick to the gut.
TRAILER PARK TRASH! COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

THAT’S IT!

COREY TAYLOR: Bubba J once again proves he is the best wrestler REBEL has EVER seen!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a moment in REBEL history, what a match!

The fans begin applauding the match. Bubba gets to his feet, looking out at the fans, giving him applause for the first time in over a year. He nods solemnly
and looks down as Rex tries to get to his feet. He extends a hand to Rex. Rex shakes his head, not willing to risk another Trailer Park Trash. Rex gets
up to his own two feet and stares across the ring at Bubba.

THANK YOU BOTH! THANK YOU BOTH! THANK YOU BOTH! THANK YOU BOTH!

Slowly, almost reluctantly, Bubba extends a hand. Rex looks confused but steps forward. Slowly, almost reluctantly, he shakes Bubba’s hand. They hold up
each other’s arms as the fans enthusiastically applaud.

COREY TAYLOR: BUBBA! What are you DOING! TRAILER PARK TRASH! Send Rex a message to NEVER come back here again!

ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like Bubba respects the match Rex gave him! And vice versa!

COREY TAYLOR: This happy shit makes me sick! What’s next—are we going to get a television deal on ABC Family? Maybe Lifetime? Give me a BREAK!

Rex Caliber and Bubba J make their way down the aisle, nodding their appreciation at the wildly applauding and cheering fans.

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CREDITS

Scottie Snow vs Jim Jonas-Kurtis

Matthew Kurtis vs Duncan Aries-Ro

Thomas Young vs Marxx-Kent

Freak Show vs FTC’s Vincent Black and Cuzin’ Zeke-Bean

Mikey Massacre vs Chad Kurtis-Bean

Rex Caliber vs Bubba J-Mike

Best of the Best 2009 10/06/2009

Best of the Best 2009
October 6, 2009
Grady Cole Center-Charlotte, NC

The Grady Cole Center is packed, fans of various ages and sizes mill about waiting for the show to begin. The fans here know there are only four matches,
but that the matches are huge. Chet Whetleson walks over to one fan, the video camera behind him to record the young man’s thoughts.

CHET WHETLESON: So, what do you think about tonight’s show?

YOUNG MAN: My name is Dave and I am extremely excited about seeing Jenny Jersey inside the ring.

Chet laughs a bit as Dave blushes red.

CHET WHETLESON: So, you have a thing for Jenny?

DAVE: What sane guy doesn’t?

Chet nods giving his agreement.

CHET WHETLESON: Which match are you looking forward to?

DAVE: I think the World Title match is going to be amazing.

Jenny walks over to a twenty something man, she has a cameraman present with her as well.

JENNY JERSEY: Excuse me sir, we are wondering which match are you most looking forward to?

MAN: The finals of the Best of the Best are going to blow the roof off this place.

Jenny nods as she moves on to a young girl wearing a vintage Cuzin’ Zeke shirt.

JENNY JERSEY: Hey honey, I bet you are looking forward to the Cuzin’ Zeke match aren’t you.

The little girl nods and blushes.

GIRL: He is my favorite, no matter if he is with FTC.

Jenny pats her on the shoulder as we move to Chet, who is with a teenage girl.

CHET WHETLESON: I’m here with Tiffany and we are going to get her thoughts on the upcoming card.

TIFFANY: I just love Marxx, he is so fine, makes me want to jump up and scream.

Chet raises an eyebrow as we cut to inside the arena where Jenny Jersey is walking down into the ring to the tune of “These Boots” by Jessica Simpson.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, you are here to witness four awesome matches here tonight, the World Title match between Mikey Massacre and “The Show”
The crowd explodes.

JENNY JERSEY: The finals of the Best of the Best Tournament between The Phoenix and Scottie Snow taking on The Freak Show!

Another big pop.

JENNY JERSEY: FTC

The crowd boos loudly.

JENNY JERSEY: Taking on the Jonas Brothers.

The boos are loud, but there is a smattering of cheers from the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: Duncan Aries taking on Marxx taking on Kid Loser in a triple threat to start off the show!

The crowd cheers.

JENNY JERSEY: And the action will begin right after the Rebel Pro theme song finishes playing to allow people to make their way to their seats.

“I’m A Rebel” hits the speakers with a loud blast, and Jenny Jersey makes her way out of the ring.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following Triple-Threat match is set for one fall!

But “I’m A Rebel” begins to play again, REBEL owner Larry Gordon steps through the curtain, microphone in hand.

LARRY GORDON: REBEL fans, I have an announcement to make. Here in REBEL Pro we take you the fans very seriously, and every wrestler is contractually obligated
to record a promo for our website, for you fans to watch, every show they’re booked on. Kid Loser has not recorded his promo for this match, he has not
answered phone calls… so Kid Loser? Is fired from this company! This next match will be a one-on-one contest now!

Gordon turns back through the curtain as the fans chant “See ya later, Loser.” “Shackler’s Revenge” by (not) Guns N’ Roses picks up. The crowd look on
as Marxx steps through the curtain. Some fans cheer, others laugh, many seem uninterested…

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty one pounds… from New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Canada… MARXX!

COREY TAYLOR: Wrestling superstar Marxx making his REBEL Pro debut tonight!

ROB MARTINEZ: “Debut?” Corey, you were at “Prove Your Worth” when the “Midnight Role Model” competed in a four-way #1 Contender’s Cup match. Well, I used
the word “competed” in a technical term — Vincent Black dominated all three opponents in that one!

COREY TAYLOR: I meant his SINGLES debut.

A Perfect Circle is next on the playlist, and that brings out Duncan Aries! He receives a decent response as he heads to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Weighing two-hundred and thirty-eight pounds, from San Diego California… “THE SPADE” DUNCAN ARIES!

ROB MARTINEZ: Duncan Aries ready for a second go-round here in REBEL Pro, after a brief pitstop here last fall. One has to wonder if he’s for real this
time?

COREY TAYLOR: We’ll see what he’s made of. We saw last show that REBEL Pro is not for the faint of heart!

ROB MARTINEZ: Marxx can tell you all about that…

COREY TAYLOR: Vincent Black is a MONSTER. CAKED.

ROB MARTINEZ: *sigh*

Referee Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell.

DING DING

Collar and elbow tie-up OH! Marxx with a cheap shot to Aries. He whips his man to the ropes, back elbow is ducked, Aries off the ropes with a spinning
heel kick! Marxx gets up quickly, only to meet a roundhouse kick! Up again, Marxx charges and runs right into a flying head scissors! Marxx slaps the mat
and rolls outside, frustrated. The fans jeer him, Marxx glares…

ARIES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Nails Marxx, crashing him into the guard rail! He calls for a steel chair from a fan. Marxx gets up, Aries tosses him the chair
— ROUNDHOUSE! WHAMMO! FOOT TO CHAIR TO FACE! The crowd chants “REBEL, REBEL, REBEL” as Aries picks up Marxx and whips him into the guardrail. No, reversed
— CANADIAN LEG SWEEP! On the concrete! Marxx rolls Aries into the ring and follows. Aries on his feet, Marxx knees him in the gut. THE PARTY CRASHER!
One, two, kick-out by Aries. Marxx not happy with that count, but he takes Aries down and grabs a chinlock.

ROB MARTINEZ: Never a wise decision at a REBEL Pro event… these fans want their action totally non-stop!

COREY TAYLOR: Who cares about giving the fans what they want? It’s all about the win!

The crowd chants “LAZY, LAZY” at Marxx. Aries forces his way to the feet, one, two, three elbows and he’s free! He hits the ropes SNAP. Marxx with a hair
grab snaps him back to the canvas. Marxx picks his man up… THE D.S.C.! One, two, kick-out!

Marxx tosses Aries out of the ring, then follows. He picks up the nearest steel chair. He charges Aries — Aries dodges! Marxx hits the ring post with
the chair, turns around — Aries is on the ring apron DIVE! HURACANRANA ON THE OUTSIDE! Aries fires away a flurry of punches at Marxx, then tosses him
into the ring. Marxx stomps him as he gets in and Irish Whips him off. Reversed by Aries… tilt-a-whirl sideslam on Marxx! Cover one, two, kick-out! Both
men back up, Marxx swings, Aries ducks and hits a huge kick right across Marxx’s chest. The crowd “oohs” at the *thud*. Another stiff shot to Marxx, Aries
knocks the man down with a jumping knee. One, two, kick-out!

ROB MARTINEZ: Aries is building momentum here, using his martial arts prowess to great effect here!

COREY TAYLOR: At least Marxx is lasting longer than he did LAST show.

Aries picks up Marxx, looking for The Culmination — Marxx elbows him in the head. Kick to the gut — BK BOMB! Connects! ONE, TWO, KICK-OUT! Aries can’t
believe it, holding up three fingers to the referee, who raises two fingers high. Two count only. Marxx says it’s over, looking for his finisher… but
Aries gets out. Jawbreaker! Marxx bends over, holding his chin. Could have bit his tongue or busted a tooth on that AX KICK! Aries takes his man down with
authority! Aries looks for a cover, but Marxx is in the ropes.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s no DQ in REBEL Pro, but the referee won’t count a pinfall in the ropes!

COREY TAYLOR: That’s going to cost Aries! He’s given Marxx the opportunity to come back.

Aries pulls Marxx up — LOW BLOW. Aries is staggered! Marxx rolls his man up, feet on the ropes — referee doesn’t see it! ONE! TWO!

KICK-OUT!

Marxx can’t believe it! He’s really incensed now, arguing with the referee. But Aries is getting to his feet! Marxx turns around — huge kick to the chest
stuns him! THE CULMINATION! No cover though… ARIES LOCKS ON THE ACE OF SPADES! Marxx taps out in a hurry! It’s over!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner by submission, “THE SPADE” DUNCAN ARIES!

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, Marxx gave a lot more than he did in his first match in REBEL Pro Wrestling… but it wasn’t nearly enough against a very, very impressive
Duncan Aries!

COREY TAYLOR: I’ll give you that… but let’s see if he shows up for more than a handful of dates this time around!

The crowd, at any rate, has decided they like what Duncan Aries brings to the table, cheering as the referee raises his hand in victory.

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“Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead” plays throughout the arena as the first team makes their way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-six pounds here are JIM and TOMMY… THE JONAS BROTHERS!

As the Jonas’s music fades it is replaced by “Carbomb”

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents weighing six hundred and four pounds CUZIN’ ZEKE and VINCENT BLACK… the FTC!

After dropping their titles at the top of the ramp the FTC duo hit the ring running but the Jonas Brothers are one step ahead of them as beer bottles meet
skulls. Zeke and Vincent are temporarily stunned by the 12oz assault by Tommy and Jim and the brothers continue the assault. Tommy squares off with Zeke
and Jim starts trying to take down Black. The brothers have the advantage until Vincent Black uses his size and power to impose his will on Jim. Several
clubbing blows drive Jim Jonas down to his knees. The FTC’s big man stomps brutally on the bigger of the two Jonas’ as Zeke slams Tommy hard to the mat
and follows up with an elbow-drop. Black whips Jim into the ropes and knocks him back down with a very stiff clothesline. Vincent goes for a quick pin.
But there’s still fight in Jim as he kicks out at 2.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Jonas Brothers not backing down here against the more experienced duo of Black and Zeke.

COREY TAYLOR: Jonas Brothers showing why they were Rebel Tag Champs and FTC showing why they hold everything except the Tag Championships.

Jim fires some hard rights to Vincent’s mid-section and stumbles the big man. On the other side of the ring Tommy has floored Zeke with a hard low-blow
and joins his brother in double-teaming Black. The two Jonas Brothers pound on the Number One Contender as the Carolinas Champion attempts to pull himself
together. The Jonas’ hit their Flapjack DDT on Black and Tommy covers as Jim goes to intercept Cuzin Zeke. Vincent Black kicks out at 2 as Jim sends Zeke
into the corner and follows in with a splash. While Jim maybe temporarily in charge of Cuzin Zeke it leaves Tommy trying to tackle Vincent and that’s not
a good thing for the Jonas Brothers. Black punishes the smaller Jonas brother with a Pump-Handle Slam followed by a brutal Sitdown Spinebuster. At the
same time the battle between Zeke and Jim Jonas has spilled out of the ring and the two of them exchange chair shots. Jim gains a momentary advantage as
he ducks a charge from Zeke, which causes him to run straight into the ringpost. As Zeke leans against the ringpost trying to regain his senses, Jim Jonas
slams a chair upside the back of his head, sending Zeke down to a knee. In the ring Vincent paint-brushes and insults Tommy as he notices the carnage going
on outside the ring and goes to help his partner.

ROB MARTINEZ: That wasn’t good for Zeke’s skull.

COREY TAYLOR: I don’t know who’s skull it would be good for besides your’s.

Vincent steps over the ropes and jumps down off the ring apron. Vincent picks up the chair discarded by Zeke and waffles Jim Jonas with it. With Tommy down
inside the ring the FTC members stomp away on Jim Jonas. Cuzin Zeke and Vincent Black take turns abusing Jim Jonas. Zeke with a standing Piledriver followed
up with a Two-Handed Chokeslam by Black. As the big Kentuckian and the large New Yorker trade high-impact moves on Jim Jonas they forget about or ignore
Tommy Jonas right up until he comes over the top rope in a suicide plancha that takes them both out. As the other three men are regaining their feet Jim
Jonas regains his senses and a chair and serves up wicked chairshot after wicked chairshot to both Black and Zeke. The two brothers toss Zeke into the
ring and Jim climbs in after him but Tommy floors Vincent Black with another low blow before climbing the turnbuckles and flies off with a big splash after
Jim puts the smaller (by comparison) member of the FTC team down with a Brainbuster. Tommy covers Zeke and gets a two count before Black, getting back
in the ring , breaks up the count with a hard kick to the back of Tommy’s head and then catches a charging Jim with a boot to the face. Jim Jonas Responds
with a dropkick to the small of Vincent’s back and stomps away on Zeke. Meanwhile Tommy escapes too much punishment from Zeke via his favorite maneuver
the low blow.

ROB MARTINEZ: Yet another low blow from Tommy here in this match.

COREY TAYLOR: Remind you of what you don’t have?

Enjoying the advantage the Jonas Brothers string together several impressive double-team moves but are unable to put the FTC down for the count. Everything
they go for a cover either the FTC duo’s superior power allows them to kick out or they are able to save their partner. Jim and Tommy grow increasingly
frustrated every time they are unable to put Zeke or Vincent away. Once again they leave the ring in search of weapons but this time the FTC are right
behind them. Cuzin Zeke and Vincent Black hit the brothers from behind and stop them before they get any weapons. The twosome of Zeke and Black quickly
separate the brothers and work on wearing them down. Vincent leaves Tommy laying after a particularly brutal Chokeslam into the ring steps. Zeke tosses
Jim back under the ropes after using the chair Jim picked up against him. Vincent throws Tommy between the second and top rope and then climbs in after
him. The Jonas Brothers were holding their own for a while but their luck seems to have run out. Zeke is methodically wearing down Jim and Black is toying
with Tommy like a cat would with a dead mouse.

ROB MARTINEZ: Just a matter of time now before someone gets hurt.

COREY TAYLOR: Wish it would be you.

Vincent tortures Tommy with high impact after high impact moves as Zeke starts to have his way with Jim Jonas. The FTC even take time to argue with the
fans feeling that they have things well in hand at this point. The Jonas Brothers make a last ditch effort to mount a comeback but it’s all for nothing.
Cuzin Zeke and Vincent Black nod at each other and decide to stop playing around and end the match. Each FTC member drags his opponent to the middle of
the ring or close to a corner and then Zeke connects with the Mudpuddle on Jim at the same time that Vincent hits the New Hope on Tommy. A double cover
is made with Zeke making a traditional cover on Jim and Vincent just putting a foot on Tommy chest….

One.…

Two.…

Three.….

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY:Here are your winners CUZIN ZEKE and VINCENT BLACK THE FTC!

ROB MARTINEZ: The Jonas Brothers gave it a good showing here in this contest.

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah, but FTC is a dominating presence here in professional wrestling.

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From the house speakers we hear the sound of a motorcycle revving followed by the frenetic guitar rifts opening “Tu Veneño” by Natialia Oreiro. Through
the curtain steps Rebel Pro’s luchan libremente en residencia. Corazones, his short cape covering obviously bandaged ribs, waves with one hand to the crowd
as he leans heavily with the other on a rather sturdy looking silver headed cane. Mariposas just stares intently toward the ring, or to be more precise
at Vincent Black.

With the attention turned toward them, El Rey slowly raises the microphone to his lips and motions to the crew to cut his music short.

Corizones: Para citar erroneamente a Shakespeare en propósito, no estoy aquí enterrar a Sr. Black pero elogiarlo. Vincent, usted luchó bien en nuestro encuentro
pasado y merece verdad su posición como el contender’s sostenedor de taza de. No puedo hablar para los otros dos en nuestro fósforo sino que mismo encontré
mi propio funcionamiento para ser aficionado y deseo. (To purposfully misquote Shakespear, I am here not to bury Mr. Black but to praise him. Vincent,
you fought well at our last encounter and truly deserve your position as the contender’s cup holder. I cannot speak for the other two in our match but
I myself found my own performance to be both amature and wanting.)

Casanova raises his hands in front of him and slowly begins to applaud. After a few moments his prompting spawns a smattering of like actions from the audience
but not many.

Corazones: Tristemente, es también con el corazón pesado que debo anunciar mi retiro de la arena de lucha. (Sadly, it is also with heavy heart that I must
announce my retirement from the wrestling arena.)

ROB MARTINEZ: DO WHAT?!

COREY TAYLOR: He said that he was a quitter and couldn’t hack it here in Rebel Pro.

This pronouncement raises some cries of disapointment and disbelief among Rey’s fans in attendance.

Corazones: Ahora, Vinnie, antes de que usted haga mientras que le sospecho y toma el crédito para el ” Retirar el Rey de Corazones” Quiero dejar cada uno
aquí saber que las semanas pasadas emparejan no tenían nada hacer con mi decisión. Hace varias semanas conseguí una letra de mi padre. En la nota él… Awww,
al infierno con esta mierda! (Now, Vinnie, before you do as I suspect you will and take credit for “Retiring the King of Hearts” I want to let everyone
here know that last weeks match had nothing to do with my decision. Several weeks ago I got a letter from my father. In the note he … Aw, to hell with
this shit!)

El Rey reaches up and starts to untie the lacing behind his head. As he does so he remarks … untranslated.

Corazones: I was getting tired of hiding the truth anyway.

Mariposas: ‘Bout Damned Time … Christ!

Grinning, Mari also begins to unlace her own mask. We hear an impromptu chant of “Un-Mask … Un-Mask … Un-Mask …” as a few more … rowdier fans begin
loudly humming porn music “Boom chicka Wow-wow” and shouting to Mari … “Take it All off Baby!!” After a few tence moments the masks come off and we see
that La Reina de los Mariposas is actually a striking Asian beauty and not Latino at all. While Rey seem to be of mixed blood, hard to say exactly what
race he most resembles. He shakes his head and smiles big then tosses his black and silver mask into the audience. Two of his female fans fight for it,
the winner jumping and holding it up like a home run ball at Yankee Stadium.

COREY TAYLOR: Mariposas can continue taking off if she wants to.

Corazones: There ya go Darlin’, cherish it … or sell it on Ebay. I don’t care anymore. This was the last time you guys will see “Jimmie Jamm” James Montrose
in a mask around here.

In response to a few wolf whistles El Rey, er Jimmie, looks down at his “Little Sister” and we see that Mari has not only stripped off her mask but also
most of her costume revealing several large tattoos including some tribal work and a wicked looking oriental dragon spiraling arond her left arm and shoulder.
Rey laughs and shakes his head.

Corazones: You always were a bit of an exhibitionist weren’t you Ai Mei? Heh, But no, Vincent, my leaving Rebel Pro has nothing to do with you. Several
weeks ago I received this letter. My … Our father, Doctor Victor William Montrose, is having some health problems and it seems I am needed to go and
sort through my father’s affairs and see to his business. My mind has been on that and not the squared circle. So for now … and the forseable future.
I find I must leave you all. Best of luck Mr. Black. Same to you too Zeke.

ROB MARTINEZ: Fans, I believe my announce partner is unconscious.

COREY TAYLOR: Shut up Rob, I want to remember this scene perfectly. Do you see the jugs on her?!

James Montrose drops the mic and turns toward the curtains. Just as he is about to exit, Ai Mei picks up the same microphone and looks toward the ring.
Mariposas: And just for the record, Vinnie. Your pittiful little staredown had nothing to do with me not jumping into that ring and kicking your ass the
other night.. My “Little Brother” specifically asked me NOT to interfere. The fact that I had enough self respect to honor James’s request was the only
thing that kept me from painting the canvas with your blood..

Vincent looks up and down Mariposas’ body, appreciating the view very much; he laughs at her words though. James turns around and laughs, then we hear him
faintly say …

Corazones: Come on Wild Chylde. We have a plane to catch. You can come back and play with Mr. Black later.

Tossing the microphone to the ground Mariposas … “Wild Chylde” Ai Mei Montrose, grins and gives Vincent Black the middle finger salute before turning
to leave.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a stunning turn of events here as Corazones reveals who and what they’ve been hiding.

COREY TAYLOR: Rob, I told you to shut up, you are ruining what could very well be the highlight of my life.

Vincent and Cuzin’ Zeke walk out of the ring and to the back to a chorus of boos and hatred.

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“Cocky” by Kid Rock blares through the speakers until it is drowned out by the rapid chanting of “The Show” from the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: From Paducah Kentucky, he stands at six feet three inches and weighs in at two hundred and thirty pounds, he is the man of a million nicknames,
he is “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS!

Chad slaps the hands of the fans as he runs down to the ring, he glances at a poster that reads “The Show is gonna kill you!”, he stops to read another
that reads “FTC-For The Chad!”. Chad continues on until he sees another sign that reads “Chad is my baby’s daddy.” Chad points at it and laughs as he walks
on by to slide into the ring.

“Heavy Metal Machine” blares to life as the crowd’s cheers immediately turn to boos in the Grady Cole Center as from the back comes the most hated man in
Rebel Pro, Mikey Massacre.

JENNY JERSEY: From Albuquerque New Mexico, he stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thrity-five… I mean two hundred and fifty pounds
with the weight of HIS! World title… MIKEY MASSACRE!

Mikey walks down to the ring stopping to read a sign that says “We not likey Mikey”, he laughs at it and points to his head. Another poster reads, “Mikey
Sucks!” Mikey mouths something about this crowd being so intelligent. He comes to a third sign that reads, “F*bleep*k That Coward!” Mikey rips this sign
away from the fan tearing it into shreds before stomping on the pieces. Mikey then turns to step into the ring. Removing his belt, he hands it to Referee
Jimmy Johnson before showing Chad that the belt is staying with him.

DING DING

ROB MARTINEZ: Perhaps one of the most anticipated matches in a long time here in Rebel Pro.

COREY TAYLOR: Mikey has beaten Chad Kurtis every time they’ve faced in singles action.

ROB MARTINEZ: But the only two Rebel Triple Crown winners facing off, with the biggest prize in Rebel Pro on the line.

Mikey and Chad circle each other in the center of the ring, neither wanting to make the first move and leave a possible opening for the other to exploit.
They both decide to start similtaneously, Mikey throws a right fist into Chad’s face, but Chad manages to catch the wrist and deliver a swift kick to Mikey’s
back. Massacre stumbles forward, but Chad pulls on the wrist causing Mikey to come back into a short arm clothesline that sends him down to the canvas.
Chad with an elbow drop, Mikey rolls out of the way and is up to his feet quickly. Chad is up as well, they charge at each other. Mikey ducks under another
clothesline attempt, he puts on the brakes turns around, dropkick sends Chad outside of the ring on his face.

ROB MARTINEZ: It didn’t take long for this match to make it outside the ring.

COREY TAYLOR: Mikey is at home outside of the ring.

Chad is getting up to his feet when Mikey comes diving over the top rope with a plancha taking Chad back down to the concrete that makes up the floor here
in the Grady Cole Center. Mikey quickly rolls off Chad, bringing “The Show” up to his feet where he delivers a stiff series of punches to Chad’s red face.
Chad has a dazed look on his face as Mikey plants right hand after right hand into his cheek causing his head to rock back on his neck. Mikey goes for
a swinging neckbreaker for it to be countered into a neckbreaker from Chad. Both men go down, but Chad is the first to stir as the crowd is getting behind
“The Show” with chants of his preferred nickname. Chad holds onto the announce table as he pulls himself up vertically, he turns around delivering a hard
stomp onto Mikey’s skull before rolling the World Champion back into… no wait! Mikey with an elbow into Chad’s midsection halts him from rolling him
into the squared circle. Chad pounds back with a forearm to Mikey’s back, but to no avail as Mikey delivers another elbow breaking Chad’s grip on his neck.
Mikey shoves Chad back into the announcer’s table, he dives forward with a clothesline that lays Chad out on the flimsy surface.

ROB MARTINEZ: This doesn’t look good for us.

COREY TAYLOR: It really doesn’t look good for Chad Kurtis.

Mikey looks up to the top of the nearest ringpost before slapping his elbow pad, he steps up on the apron beginning his ascent to the top. Mikey turns around,
but Chad has managed to roll off of the table, Mikey leaps driving a knee into the concrete as Chad manages to move out of the way again, the crowd explodes
with cheers. Massacre is rolling around holding at his right knee as he grunts in pain, meanwhile Chad has pulled himself up once again. Chad has Mikey
by the hair dragging him over to the ring, elbow from Mikey, another elbow, elbow from Mikey breaks the hold one more time. Chad is holding at his abdomen
in pain as Mikey rubs at his knee trying to relieve the large amount of pain. Mikey with a DDT sends Chad down forehead first on the concrete and it allows
Mikey to take a small breather from trying to keep Chad Kurtis down, the resilient SOB that he is. Mikey flips up the apron cloth revealing the underneath
section of the ring and proceeds to pull out the stack of tables there. Mikey is laughing as he sets up a table next to the ring, flush against the ring
apron. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, Chad Kurtis is doing the same with a table there, these two seem to want to cause some major damage to
the other.

COREY TAYLOR: Here comes the lumber.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey is doing it to put away Chad Kurtis. Chad is doing it to please the fans and put away Mikey Massacre.

Now all four sides of the ring are braced by tables, except for one side which has a stack of three tables there to stand tall above the top ring rope,
Mikey is proud of his creation, Chad nods at the accomplishment, both men roll inside the ring; Mikey has a steel chair in his hand. He runs at Chad, but
Kurtis ducks under the chair shot, back kick to Mikey sends him into the ropes. Massacre returns but a quick dropkick sends him through the ropes and onto
a table there. Chad hits the ropes, diving over the top with a beautifulflip into a seated position driving Mikey through the table and sending splinters
flying everywhere. Chad pulls a big splinter from the back of his trunks as he rolls the sawdust covered Mikey back into the ring and the watchful eyes
of referee Jimmy Johnson. Chad climbs to the top turnbuckle diving with a well placed leg drop that connects, Chad hooks the leg for a cover but only gets
two as Mikey shoves a shoulder up into the air. Chad rolls up knowing that Mikey is going to be a hard person to defeat and places the steel chair in between
the top and middle turnbuckle. Chad lifts Mikey up, connecting with an atomic drop, as Mikey is holding at his back, Chad dives with a bulldog that slams
Mikey’s head into the steel chair busting the World Champion open with a huge gash on his forehead. Chad slides out on the table before jumping to the
top rope flipping over with a 360 degrees front flip into a leg drop. Chad pulls Mikey into the center of the ring and hooks the leg.

One…

Two…

Thre–NO! Mikey is able to kick out, much to the amazement of the crowd, but none more than “The Show” who looks stunned, but resigned to add more punishment.
ROB MARTINEZ: So close for Chad Kurtis there.

COREY TAYLOR: Mikey knows exactly what he is doing.

Chad pulls Mikey up to his feet, planting a right hand into Mikey’s jaw, but Massacre with a thumb to Chad’s eyes gets him some time. Mikey with a face
rake gets the momentum to shift his way for a change of pace. Mikey with a forearm to Chad’s face bounces him into and off of the ropes. Chad is running
blind into the other ropes, Mikey charges in. Chad with a lifted knee, but Mikey is able to telegraph the move turning it into a spinebuster that would
make Arn Anderson proud. Mikey is quick though as he pulls Mikey up for his famous stalling vertical suplex. He holds Chad there allowing the blood to
rush to “The Show’s” head as he gives the fans the middle… no wait! Chad shifts his weight bringing himself down in falling position that slams Mikey’s
head into the forgotten steel chair! The crowd is loving this type of action.

ROB MARTINEZ: Great counter by The Show there.

COREY TAYLOR: Do you ever shut up Rob? I mean ever?

The crowd is chanting for The Show as both men are unmoving in the center of the ring, if it weren’t for their chests rising and falling one might think
they were dead. Chad is the first to stir as he rolls over to drape an arm across Mikey’s chest.

One…

Two…

Thr–NO! The crowd gasps as Mikey is able to kick out for another time here in this match. Mikey is covered in blood as Chad grits his teeth and pulls him
up to a vertical base. Chad with a scoop and a slam onto the steel chair as he climbs to the top turnbuckle once again, he flips with the BME! He nails
it as Mikey is unable to move, but Chad knows this isn’t enough as he pulls Mikey up again, but Massacre is in a bent over position, Chad is setting him
up for the CK Finale. Mikey with a low blow, in fact a double fisted low blow to “The Show’s” “You Knows.” Chad turns green as the men in the crowd groan
and reflexively hold at themselves in that one certain area. Mikey with a thumb to Chad’s eyes again, just for the purpose of causing Chad’s hands to move.
When the protective hands move, Mikey delivers a punt kick that would make Jeff Feagle of the New York Giants proud.

COREY TAYLOR: He just got punted in the nuts.

ROB MARTINEZ: Don’t you have any compassion?

COREY TAYLOR: Nope, it is funny as hell to me.

Mikey rolls Chad out onto one of the reamining unbroken tables before placing the dented steel chair right directly on his face. Mikey climbs to the top
turnbuckle, diving with a Macho Man style elbow driving it right onto the steel chair sending them both through the wooden table, but Mikey cares little
about his body. Chad caught every single bit of that move and right on his face as well. The women in the crowd gasp at the viciousness of Mikey Massacre
as he pulls the chair off of the now bloody face of Chad Kurtis. Mikey is smiling at his handywork as he rolls Chad back into the ring quickly following
after his prey, the crowd has grown silent worried about their favorite wrestler. Mikey flicks them the bird and the silent crowd immediately begins to
boo him. Mikey knees Chad in the face as he places his cupped hand to his ear trying to make out what the crowd is doing as he smirks at them.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey doesn’t care that the crowd is booing him.

COREY TAYLOR: Why should he? He is the Heavyweight Champion.

Mikey sits on Chad’s back applying achinlock, but Mikey’s hands are locked around the forehead of Chad Kurtis; who is screaming out in pain. Referee Jimmy
Johnson is there in the face of Chad Kurtis asking if he wants to quit, but Chad refuses to submit; Mikey has his fingernails in the cut in Chad’s forehead.
Mikey is trying to pull the flesh right off of Chad’s skull! Kurtis crawls as fast as he can for the ropes, but that is no good as Mikey doesn’t let him
move fast. Using his bleeding forehead to his advantage, Chad slams his head down causing Mikey’s hands to slip in the blood, Chad quickly rolls over kneeing
Mikey in the groin to buy him some much needed recovery time. Chad is there breathing hard as the crowd is trying to get him back into the match, trying
to get him to work over Mikey, trying to get him just up to confirm that he is ok. Mikey is already beginning to pull himself up with the help of the ropes,
Chad is still barely breathing in the center of the ring. Mikey is over, he pulls Chad up, Chad with a punch to Mikey’s midsection, a second, and a elbow
to finish off the combo. Mikey is doubled over breathing hard and trying to stop this offense from “The Show.” Chad shoves Mikey back into the corner,
his back slams into the turnbuckle. Chad rushes over, Mikey lowers his head sending Chad up and over. Chad twists in mid-air to land on the apron, Mikey
climbs up the top turnbuckle. Chad climbs as well both meet at the top.

COREY TAYLOR: This can’t be good, they are right beside that triple stack of tables.

ROB MARTINEZ: They are exchanging right hands like they just started this match.

Mikey shoves Chad, but “The Show” manages to catch Mikey by the hair pulling him into a DDT looking move. They both flip and…

*WHAM!!!*

The tables explode sending fragments of table into the crowd from the violence of the impact.

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY..

COREY TAYLOR: I agree.

ROB MARTINEZ: I think… I think…

COREY TAYLOR: Are they still alive?

Mikey and Chad crashed through all three tables to land on the hard concrete, the big pieces have falen on top of them. Jimmy Johnson leaps out of the ring
to dig through the biggest pieces of the table fragments as he tries to get down to where Chad and Mikey are laying. Jimmy holds up two fingers and hurriedly
urges the paramedics to come down to ringside. The crowd is hushed as two stretches and four paramedics rush down to the ring. Both sets of medics place
their charges on the stretchers following it by placing neckbraces on both men.

ROB MARTINEZ: Both men gave it their all here tonight, it may have been too much.

COREY TAYLOR: Does this still mean Mikey is the Heavyweight Champion?

The four paramedics rush their two charges backstage as the crowd is still silent. Jenny Jersey stands up, bringing the microphone to her lips as Jimmy
Johnson rushes backstage as well.

JENNY JERSEY: Referee Jimmy Johnson has declared this match a no contest due to neither man being able to continue.

The crowd is silent, they aren’t even eating popcorn.

JENNY JERSEY: We will inform you of their condition on the website, so check in often.

ROB MARTINEZ: I can’t believe the lengths those two would go to.

COREY TAYLOR: It is for the title after all.

ROB MARTINEZ: Ladies and gentlemen, we will be right back after this brief intermission.

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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall and is the finals of the 2009 Best of the Best tournament as well as your main
event for the Rebel Pro World Tag Team championship…

“Hee hee hee hee”

The crowd explodes as The Freak and Shut Down walk from the back bringing some t-shirts to the crowd. There is no T-shirt cannon, who needs one when you
got two big cannons like that are on Shut Down?

JENNY JERSEY: From Anywhere and Everywhere, they are the Midway Maineventers, THE FREAK and SHUTDOWN… THE FREAK SHOW!

The shirts have “From the Ashes” on the front and on the back is Shut Down and The Freak holding dustbusters with the Phoenix’s head sticking out of one
and Scottie Snow’s head sticking out of the other one, no ashes are on the ground now. The Freak Show climb into the ring after the last shirt is thrown
to the crowd.

Europe’s “Final Countdown” blares as from the back to tremendous boos and jeers comes Scottie Snow and The Phoenix carring the Rebel Pro Tag Team belts.
Scottie holds his belt high into the air as The Phoenix slaps the gold on his shoulder.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, they are representing the Pioneer
Wrestling Association… THE PHOENIX and SCOTTIE SNOW!

The Phoenix and Scottie make their way down and finally into the ring where they hand over their tag team belts.

DING DING

ROB MARTINEZ: Here we go with the finals in the Best of the Best tournament.

COREY TAYLOR: And the winners are The Phoenix and Scottie Snow.

ROB MARTINEZ: But the match just started.

COREY TAYLOR: I’m declaring my allegiance.

The Freak locks up with Snow in the center of the ring, Freak with a wristlock into a hammerlock. Scottie drops down to one knee flipping Freak over onto
the mat; Freak kips up to his feet, hitting the ropes. Scottie ducks down as Freak comes with a spinning kick to trip The Freak up and send him down to
the canvas. Scottie runs to the ropes, with a springboard backflip he lands on canvas as Freak rolls out of the way. Scottie runs delivering a forearm
to the rising Freak sending him into a neutral corner. Scottie with a series of well placed toe kicks takes the breath right out of Freak. Scottie whips
him across the ring, Freak reverses sending Scottie into the corner. Snow slams chest first into the corner, Freak runs leaping over Scottie to bring him
down throat first on the rope; Scottie falls back into the ring holding at his throat. Here comes Phoenix to drag Scottie over to his corner and protect
him, but Shut Down has entered the ring to slam a big boot into Phoenix’s skull sending him down to the canvas. Freak slides back into the ring carrying
a steel chair, he slams it on the back of the bent over Phoenix driving him down to one knee. Scottie Snow with a sweep takes Freak down to the canvas
where he lands face first on the chair he brought into the ring. Scottie grabs the chair quickly as Shut Down lumbers towards him with malicious intent
on his face. Scottie slams the chair into Shut Down’s knees stopping the big man from delivering the killing blow to his fragile body. Scottie with another
shot to the big man’s knees, and a third stumbles him backwards in the ring. Scottie is up quickly diving with a chair shot, but Freak catches him preventing
the blow.

ROB MARTINEZ: I can’t believe Scottie Snow is using a steel chair.

COREY TAYLOR: Well, he finally grew a set.

Scottie turns around right into a fist from Freak which sends Scottie back into the full nelson grasp of Shut Down. Shut Down lifts him up, spins, and plants
him into the mat with a big time full nelson slam. Phoenix slams a double fist into Freak’s jewels doubling him over in pain. Phoenix quickly to the middle
turnbuckle with a diving bulldog takes Freak down to the canvas, but Phoenix is up quickly knowing that Shut Down will be back any moment. Shut Down reaches
with a big time haymaker, but Phoenix ducks under delivering a dropkick to the right knee that Scottie was working on earlier. Shut Down falls to the mat
on his right knee doing his best to protect the offending body part. Phoenix levels Shut Down with a swinging steel chair shot and he leaps up to the top
turnbuckle. Freak is up hitting the ropes causing Phoenix to crotch himself on the turnbuckle bolt, he groans as do the men in the audience tonight. Phoenix
falls forward and his throat is across Freak’s shouldrs in a three quarter facelock. Freak dives forward with a diamond cutter causing Phoenix to flop
around on the canvas.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh My God!

COREY TAYLOR: Vicious.

Freak rolls Phoenix for the pin and referee Alan Stone is in position for the count, but Scottie Snow pulls Freak off of his tag team partner delivering
a right handed slap to The Freak. Scottie with a haymaker that sends Freak stumbling back over the prone Phoenix who rolls Freak up with a pinning attempt,
Stone is still in position and drops to his front.

One…

Two…

Shut Down drops a elbow on Phoenix’s neck breaking up the pin attempt. He turns to find Snow diving from the top turnbuckle with a body splash, but Shut
Down catches him, turns, and plants him on the canvas with a ring shaking body slam. Snow bounces up from the impact, holding at his lower back in tremendous
pain. Shut Down laughs as he pulls Phoenix up to his feet, still towering over the current Rebel Pro Tag Team Champion. Shut Down tosses Phoenix into the
corner following it up with a clothesline then a boot to Phoenix’s face. Freak hits the ropes slamming his feet into Snow’s skull with a baseball slide
dropkick that sends him outside of the ring, Freak follows after. Shut Down places a boot on Phoenix’s throat and begins to choke the masked superstar
out on the top turnbuckle, his size coming into play here in this match up from round number one.

ROB MARTINEZ: Freak Show dominating here.

COREY TAYLOR: For the moment Rob, only for the moment.

Freak picks Snow up with a body slam onto the announce table.

ROB MARTINEZ: And the action is right in our laps.

COREY TAYLOR: Hence why I am moving here.

Freak digs up under the announcer’s table bringing out the cables and cords, he loops them into a whip and begins to flail poor Scottie Snow until red whelps
appear on his skin. Freak drops the cords and proceeds to dig under the ring, he pulls out a ladder. Setting up the ladder, he clibs the fifteen feet to
the top of the item, he perches on top. Placing his arms to the side…

COREY TAYLOR: Yup, I’m moving now.

ROB MARTINEZ: I’m getting out of here too.

Freak leaps with a three hundred and sixty degrees flip, but slams into nothing but table as Scottie was pulled out of the way by The Phoenix at the last
second. Table fragments fly in every single direction, some pieces landing six rows back from the impact of the big move, Freak looks to be hurt, but Phoenix
picks him up anyways. Scottie crawls to the ring where he digs up under the apron to pull out a set of handcuffs that someone had placed there earlier,
he hands them to Phoenix who takes them smiling the entire time. Phoenix rolls Freak into the ring and motions for Scottie to bring another couple of chairs
into the squared circle, Scottie obliges. Shut Down is on his face in the middle of the ring, a pool of blood surrounding his head and a pair of brass
knuckles beside his right cheek, Phoenix quickly puts them in his tights, not wanting Scottie Snow to see them. Phoenix takes the handcuffs, clamping one
set around Shut Down’s big wrist, he drags him over to the ropes where he handcuffs one wrist to the ropes and the second to the other rope, Phoenix laughs
at him taking the big man out of the match. Shut Down appears to still be unconscious as he limply hangs in the corner, but here comes Snow with the chairs,
he hands one to Phoenix. The Phoenix motions for Snow to whip Freak into the ropes then swing with his chair; Scottie obliges again. Freak in the ropes,
double swinging chair shot misses!

ROB MARTINEZ: And I think we are b….(static)

Freak bounces off the opposite ropes, flying cross body takes the current tag team champions down on the canvas, but Freak is down too. Shut Down seems
to be stirring in the corner, but he is handicuffed there, unable to contribute anything to the match. Freak crawls to the nearest ropes to begin to pull
himself up and fight back or to try and free his tag team partner Shut Down. Freak is up, Scottie Snow is shakily up as well, and so is Phoenix. Snow charges,
Freak ducks under to deliver a swift front kick to Phoenix’s face before spinning around on his planted foot to deliver a roundhouse kick to the temple
of Scottie Snow taking him down. Phoenix charges back, but Freak hip tosses him up and over the top rope to the outside and the concrete floor below. Freak
falls forward, but doesn’t fall to the canvas, he lands on the ropes near Shut Down. The big man is furious at his predicament and Freak slides out of
the ring to dig under it for something to hopefully free his partner, he pulls back out with a set of bolt cutters before sliding back into the ring. Freak
shows them to Shut Down who smiles through his blood mask and nods his approval, Freak cuts first the left wrist then as he is going for the right wrist,
Snow with a steel chair shot to the back of his skull. Freak drops the bolt cutters at Shut Down’s feet, but Snow is grasped by the back of his neck and
shoved forward into the center of the ring. Shut Down quickly picks up the bolt cutters and frees himself to lift Snow up into the air in a double handed
choke lift. He goes to slam him down to the canvas, but Phoenix with a brass knuckled assisted nut shot causes Shut Down to fall backwards, Snow landing
on his chest in a seated position.

One…

Phoenix rolls Freak out of the ring.

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, 2009 Best of the Best winners, and STIIIIIIIIIILL Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions…. The Phoenix and Scottie “The Panther”
Snow!

COREY TAYLOR: Holy s…….(static)

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming to Best of the Best 2009 finals and be sure to get your tickets for Underground presents Hardcore
Halloween!

The crowd begin to disperse as The Phoenix and Scottie Snow walk out of the ring. The Freak and Shut Down stand side by side looking at the retreating backs
of the Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, they can’t believe it, they gave a good shot, it was neck and neck, but in the end it just wasn’t enough. All of a
suddenly the remaining people in the crowd begin to chant causing Freak and Shut Down’s heads to swivel to look at the crowd.

“FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW! FREAK SHOW!”

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CREDITS

Duncan Aries vs Marxx-Rozilla

Jonas Brothers vs FTC’s Black and Zeke-Kurtis-san

Mikey Massacre vs Chad Kurtis- Hardcore Ninja Bean

BOTB Finals(Phoenix/Snow vs Freak Show)-Fed Head Bean