REBEL Underground 06/27/2009

UNDERGROUND PRESENTS…
06/27/2009
DVD EXCLUSIVE – FROM REBEL PRO DOT COM LAST WEEK…

MIKEY: You tell Shut Down… you tell The Freak… you tell Gordon… you tell “The Show” and “The Nexus One” and Young Money and whoever-else-the-(BLEEP),
that Mikey Massacre and Cuzin Zeke, well, we’ve got something of a surprise for REBEL Pro Wrestling… and at the Underground!

Mikey laughs maniacally as the elderly couple gets up and scurries away from him.

MIKEY: At the Underground, the two men who main-evented the first REBEL Underground show, Mikey Massacre and Cuzin Zeke, the two men who put the REBEL Underground
on the map on May 24th, 2008, will bring it all full circle… June 27th, 2009, will mark a day in REBEL Pro history that will cast a shadow on all previous
dates. At the Underground…

Mikey laughs maniacally, speaking to absolutely nobody at all.

MIKEY: …Mikey Massacre and Cuzin Zeke… will TRULY (BLEEP) THIS COMPANY!

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Jenny Jersey stands in the middle of the ring, the microphone in her hand, and the crowd’s enthusiasm dying down only slightly.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, due to The Show Chad Kurtis rehabilitating his injury, Jonothan has decided to forfeit his match here tonight so that
you might get to see The Show in action next week.

They do shouts of “Get Well Soon”, “Hope things are alright”, and other well wishes are shouted.

JENNY JERSEY: Normally, the match would go to Sunshine Warrior, but in order to win by forfeit, you must have at least shown up to the arena and be here,
but Sunshine Warrior has evidently gotten lost, or has decided to not compete, or something. We have not heard from him since the signing of the Aerial
Assault contract, so as a result of this, both men are now out of this tournament.

The crowd boos because they wanted another match, but they do understand the rules.

JENNY JERSEY: However, we have a card full of matches here for you tonight and for all of the inconveniences that you’ve had to deal with.

The crowd lowers their volume.

JENNY JERSEY: And to show up NAPW, anyone who has purchased a ticket for this event can show their ticket stub at the next event and receive seven dollars
and fifty cents off of the ten dollar ticket price.

They explode in cheers, some people already digging to see if they still have their ticket stub.

JENNY JERSEY: Now, lets get to some wrestling…

Bubba J and Rex come through the backstage curtain, fists flying back and forth; these two haven’t waited until Red, White, and Bruised. Bubba J with a
right hand sends Rex backwards, but Rex grabs a microphone cord as he lands on his hands and knees. He tosses the cord around Bubba J’s neck and begins
to pull the cord tight around the redneck’s throat, he turns red to purple, to nearly blue before Bubba J kicks Rex in the crotch. Bubba J falls down to
his knees gasping for breath as Rex holds at his balls. Bubba J kicks out breaking Rex’s nose with his boot, but Rex fights through the blood and pain
with a low blow of his own and Bubba J falls down to the concrete walkway. The crowd is going absolutely wild, this isn’t a match, but is a prelude to
what Red, White, and Bruised 2009 will be.

Bubba J holds his balls, inside his pants, Rex walks over. Bubba J slaps Rex in the bloody nose and mouth with the sweat from his balls, Rex begins to gag
from the smell and taste. He falls to his hands and knees, but mule kicks backwards catching Bubba J in the midsection doubling his enemy over as well.
Rex with a back elbow catches Bubba J in the mouth, busting his lip wide open, the blood begins to pour from the wound. Bubba J catches Rex in a side headlock,
bulldog to the concrete, Bubba J begins to pound Rex in the face, grinding the broken nose more and more. He looks like he is trying to kill Rex, but surely
not, or would he? The crowd is trying to get behind Rex, but Bubba J’s fists on his head blocks Rex from hearing the “Caliber” chants. Rex lifts a knee
into the crotch of Bubba J and he stops the pounding he was giving Rex, Rex shoves two fingers into Bubba J’s eyes, he falls to the side holding at his
eyes which are pouring water. Rex lifts Bubba J up on his shoulders, twists him around, and brings his throat across his shoulder sending him back down
to the floor. He grabs Bubba J by the waistband of his pants and hurls him through a door, Bubba J’s head leaves a dent in the door as he passes through
the opening and into the outer area of the arena. Rex looks like a mad man as he follows after his enemy, neither of these men waiting for Red, White,
and Bruised 2009. Blood is pouring down Rex’s face, blood is covering Bubba J’s chin, but neither of these men seem to feel the pain nor notice the amount
of blood loss. Rex charges at Bubba J who manages to use Rex’s own momentum to shove him through a door at the end of the hallway, Rex’s chin connects
with the bottom step on a set of stairs. Bubba J jumps into the air coming down on Rex’s back with a reverse Lou Thesz press, he pounds away at the back
of Rex’s skull. The sound of his fist thumping into his skull sickening to hear. Security is running over and Bubba J notices them, he slams the door shut
in their faces and locks it behind himself. Grabbing Rex’s head, he pounds it into the door knob busting the former World Champion open further and trying
to damage the door knob in the process. He lifts Rex up, and drops his on the door knob partially and Rex is finally busted open on the forehead, the door
knob shutters as they try to open it and get at these two brawling men. Rex shoves Bubba J backwards into the door and spears him slamming his shoulder
into Bubba’s gut, the co-owner of Hardcore Drinking lets out a rush of air as his eyes widen in surprise.

Rex grabs Bubba’s head in his hands and rams it repeatedly onto the door knob once, twice, three times the door knob breaks off mostly, only dangling by
a shred of metal and Bubba’s forehead is busted open from the violent impact. Rex looks up the stairs and smiles, he knows all too well where they carry
someone, he drags Bubba’s nearly still form up the steps, stopping midway, he nails a over the head suplex to Bubba J on the stairs, causing the metal
stairs to shake violently from the impact, Rex rolls over quickly to pull his enemy on up further. Bubba J with a right hand to Rex’s ribs as they reach
a door that is marked “Top Level Personell Only!” Rex opens the door to reveal the night sky, these two are on the roof here. Rex slams Bubba’s head into
the door frame the door bends from the impact and Bubba J is not moving, Rex may have killed this man. He bends down to pull Bubba on through when Bubba
J bites his hand, Bubba J has bitten Rex’s hand and Rex is shaking his hand trying to hurriedly get the feeling back. Bubba with an elbow to Rex’s balls,
sending him gasping for air. Rex stands back up slowly and so does Bubba J. Right from Bubba, right from Rex, Bubba with a left, Rex with a left, Bubba
with a right, Rex with a right. They keep spinning in circles as they trade blows.

The cars on the streets can be seen now over the edge of the roof, especially as these two get closer and closer to the edge.Rex boots Bubba J in the gut
and lifts him up for a vertical suplex, Bubba J counters with an inverted DDT, both are extremely close to toppling over the edge now, security is down
below them. Bubba J gets up to his feet and pulls Rex up as well. Bubba J throws Rex off the roof of the building, but at the last second Rex grabs the
waistband of Bubba J’s jeans and he is yanked over the edge as well. They both tumble down from the roof and land back/shoulder first onto the Rebel Pro
production truck about fifteen feet below them. The roof of the truck dents in from the impact and it sways violently. Immediately paramedics rush over
and begin climbing up ladders that were placed there just as quickly, they motion to get something rigged up, neither man is moving. Both men are lowered
down individually to the ground where they are rushed to the local hospital in individual ambulances. What does this mean for Red, White, and Bruised?
Did the Ambulance Match happen early? What is going on, if this is the beginning of the show tonight, what else is in store?

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What’s Going On by Husker Du feels the air in the arena as a few of the fans stood up and applaud while the rest aren’t paying any attention. As Tommy
Jonas, stands on the entrance ramp, before walking down to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: From Sacramento, California standing at five feet eleven inches and weighs one hundred and ninety three pounds… TOMMY JONAS!

Tommy leaps up toward the ropes and enters the ring. As he went towards the nearest turnbuckle and does a little showboating.

COREY TAYLOR: One half of weakest teams in the business.

ROB MARTINEZ: Don’t say that, these guys really worked hard.

Go Hard by DJ Khaled, Kanye West and T-Pain hitss the speakers, as the youngest member of Young Money, Trix makes his way out. And started to bounce his
head to the beat.

JENNY JERSEY: From Paterson, New Jersey standing at six feet three inches and weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds… YOUNG MONEY TRIX!

Half of the crowd stands up cheering on Trix, as the rest boos him.

COREY TAYLOR:: How can the fans boo him? Trix is a real hardworking man, he always get the job done, period!

ROB MARTINEZ: What job? This only his first singles match, Corey.

COREY TAYLOR: And he will get the job done!

Trix finally gets through the ring ropes, as he do continues to dance to the beat, while taking off a few of his jewelry. But before the ref can ring the
bell, we get a surprise. As “Young Money” Jer$ey makes his way out, along with Mack and Hostile.

COREY TAYLOR: Here comes the rest of my boys, they coming to take out Tommy Jonas.

ROB MARTINEZ:: Four on one, is not right.

The ref gives the signal. DING, DING!

Tommy and Trix locks up, Trix turns it into a hammerlock, showing a little bit of power over Tommy. Tommy shoves him into the corner. The ref gets in to
break up the whole. The two separate, they circled the ring going for an second hammerlock. And once again Trix showing some strength. Tommy backs him
into the ropes as he sends Trix into the opposing ropes, Trix runs back, as Tommy dives into the mat, Trix jumps over and runs towards the ropes again,
comes back as Tommy leaps over Trix head, Trix comes back, and runs into a scoop slam. Tommy gets a quick count.

One..

Two..

Kickout, by Trix

As Young Money continues to look on from the entrance way, Tommy helps Trix up to his feet. As Trix jabs him into his midsection. Knocking a little bit
of wind out of Tommy, Trix holds Tommy head up. And WHAM! Another jab into Tommy face.

COREY TAYLOR:: That’s my boy.

And WHAM! Another jab, which puts Tommy into the corner. He chops Tommy a few times, making him a little woozy. Trix picks up Tommy setting him up for a
Tree of Woe, Trix runs to the opposing corner. As he takes his time doing a little bit of showboating, he runs and goes for the Sliding Kick. Tommy somehow
manage to grab the ropes, lifting his self up as Trix stop his self before crashing into the pole. As Tommy is still on the ropes, Trix is behind him,
and pounds Tommy on his back. Trix goes up an tries to do a Back Body Drop, but Tommy throws in his elbow. Once, Twice and Once more, sending Trix crashing
to the mat.

Tommy turns around. Can it be, the YOUR MOM!

AND IT CONNECTS! Tommy quickly goes for the count.

ONE..

TWO..

THR..NO!

Trix kicks out, at a nick of time. Tommy gets up frustrated. Helps Trix up, and hit’s the Inverted Facelock Swinging Neck Breaker. Goes for another count.

ONE..

TWO..

THR..NO!

Once again, Trix kicks out.

ROB MARTINEZ:: What can Tommy do to put away Trix?

COREY TAYLOR:: Nothing, it’s impossible to put away a Young Money member.

Tommy gets up, as Trix slowly gets up as well. Tommy knees Trix into his midsection, he lifts Trix head up. And WHAM! Another knee into his midsection.
He’s going for a big scoop slam, but Trix reversed it. Going for the Three Amigos.

He hits one. He hits the second. Tries the third, but Tommy throws in the elbows. He reversed and tries to hit the last Amigos. But Trix blocks it, with
his leg. Tommy pounds Trix in the back of his head. And hit the back body drop. Trix looks to be out.

Tommy goes for the cover, but Trix manage to some how roll it into a cover of his own.

ONE..

TWO..

THRE..NO!

Tommy quickly kicks up, Trix is up as well. Both are throwing jabs on there own, but Trix with power advantage has Tommy dazed. He leaps up, and hit’s the
Hurricanrana! He runs outside the ring. Waiting for Tommy to get up. Tommy finally gets up! Trix is going for the Trix-arana, his legs around Tommy’s head.
AND BOOOMM!!! Tommy hit’s a Big Powerbomb! He goes back up towards the rope.

YOUR MOM!

ONE..

TWO..

THREE!

COREY TAYLOR:: Damn!

ROB MARTINEZ:: What a good match for the both of them.

JENNY JERSEY:: And the winner of the match… TOMMY JONAS!!!

Tommy Jonas gets up, slowly as the ref raises his hands. But uh oh, Jer$ey has a mic.

JER$EY:: Trix!

Tommy Jonas exits the ring, as Trix finally made it his feet.

JER$EY: What happen? I thought you wanted to become a champ. You can’t even beat a loser like Tommy Jonas!? But hold up, you’ve got one more chance.

ROB MARTINEZ: What does he mean?

JENNY JERSEY: From Sacramento, California, six feet two and weighing in at two hundred and seventy three pounds… JIM JONAS!

ROB MARTINEZ: What!

COREY TAYLOR: What, What? Jer$ey is giving Trix another chance.

Jim Jonas seeming to be walking out with a purpose as he stares at the members of Young Money. He quickly heads to the ring, walks up steel stairs and enters
the ring. As Trix quickly goes to work.

DING, DING!

Trix is hitting Jim with all his might. Trying to get this match over with early. Trix has Jim in the corner, Trix continues with the blows. As Jim, using
his power shoves Trix off. Trix quickly comes back with more jabs. Jim shoves him off again.

Trix runs back, and WHAM! Trix is nailed with a boot!

ROB MARTINEZ: That took everything completely out of Trix.

Trix tries get up.

COREY TAYLOR: Not yet Rob.

Jim tries regain a little bit of energy before going over to Trix, Trix is on his knees. Jim stomps Trix into the mat. He stomps him once more. As Trix
crawls for ropes. Jim stomps him again, and Trix still is trying to get up. Jim stomps once more, and Trix is up to the second rope. Jim uses his right
hand, and Bam! A jab into Trix’s side.

COREY TAYLOR:: He is relentless. Trix is showing that he wants to become a Champ!

Jim shoves Trix into the corner. He goes for another jab, Trix blocks it and knee Jim. Jim goes for another jab, Trix blocks and head butted Jim. And once
more! Jim backs up, Trix leaps up to the turnbuckle. He’s going for a Big Body Splash. Jim catches Trix in mid air.

ROB MARTINEZ:: Can it be!

Rocky Mountain Thunder Bomb!! Jim covers.

ONE..

TWO..

THREE..

DING, DING.

JENNY JERSEY: And the winner is… JIM JONAS!

Jim Jonas gets up, and continues to pummel Trix. Young Money is heading to the ring.

COREY TAYLOR:: Uh oh! Jim sign his own death sentence.

Jim stops as he looks towards the whole Young Money crew, while Trix is on the mat. Jer$ey signals Jim to continue the beat down, as Jer$ey tells Mack and
Hostile. Let’s Go!

ROB MARTINEZ:: What does this mean? Is Jer$ey done with Trix?

COREY TAYLOR:: I would think so, if he can’t pick up a win. Let alone another chance. Jer$ey was showing Trix, that Trix isn’t championship material. Championship
Material is a must in Young Money.

ROB MARTINEZ: Come on, what are Mikey Massacre and Cuzin’ Zeke doing out here, they have a match they need to be preparing for.

Those two slowly walk down to the ring, Young Money’s members looking up at the entrance way outnumbering FTC by one man. Zeke points to Hostile and Mack
while Mikey points to Jer$ey. Those three begin to walk slowly back up the entrance way ready to take out this faction before it begins. Vincent Black
from the crowd nails Mack with a diving chair shot taking him down to the concrete. He begins to stomp away at the current Rebel Pro World Champion as
Hostile and Jer$ey turn to help Mack out. Mikey and Zeke rush down to where the fight is breaking out and take out Jer$ey and Hostile with big forearms.
Vincent lifts Mack up and plants him with the New Hope, he stomps on his face for good measure. Zeke slams Hostile onto the wooden table that Black has
just set up, he places Mack on top of Hostile. Double vertical suplex from Zeke and Black to Jer$ey then they scoop slam him onto the already groaning
table. Mikey grabs a steel chair diving from the top turnbuckle with The Massacre onto Jer$ey, squashing him beneath the steel chair similtaneously breaking
the table by driving the others through it.

Vincent gets a microphone from Jenny Jersey and looks out to the crowd, back at Zeke who is helping Mikey from the remnants of the table and speaks.

VINCENT BLACK: You know something Mikey and Zeke.

They look at him.

He gets in their faces, not backing down an inch and neither is Zeke and Mikey. VINCENT BLACK: I came down here for one reason. I want a piece of Mack.
But there is now another reason.

They look on.

VINCENT BLACK: For a while now you’ve called me asking about FTC. For weeks now you’ve said FTC was the next Extreme Elite.

Vincent shakes his head, Mikey and Zeke prepare to fight off Vincent Black.

VINCENT BLACK: No, it ain’t Extreme Elite, it never will be Mikey. No one will ever have the power Extreme Elite did. No one will ever have the prestige
us four had.

Mikey seems to be getting madder and madder at Vincent’s words and throws a right hand.

VINCENT BLACK: But it is damn sure close!

The fist thrown by Mikey, by Zeke, and Vincent hit in mid-air with a high five and these three men have sealed the deal.

ROB MARTINEZ: What does this mean?

COREY TAYLOR: It means that FTC just gone and whooped Young Money’s ass, Rebel had better watch out a bigger, better faction is on the loose.

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The bell rang and the only two women in the Aerial Assault tournament locked up in the center of the ring. Corey Taylor could be seen at the announce table
with drool hanging from his chin while Rob Martinez was left to try and call the high flying action. La Reina backed Dahlia up into the corner but she
was quickly turned around into the corner. The two women began to chop each other viciously and will undoubtedly make some of the men in this tournament
jealous with their action. Dahlia whipped La Reina into the ropes, but La Reina reversed the throw. Dahlia sprang from the middle rope to connect with
a springboard moonsault, her knees connecting with La Reina’s shoulders. Dahlia rolled La Reina up but only received a count of two for her effort.

These two women seemed to respect each other to a degree, but each wanted to be the only woman in the tournament consisting mostly of men. Dahlia hit a
flurry of forearms, La Reina fought back with a flurry of her own. Only about midway through the match did they finally take to the air. La Reina connected
with a springboard backfist that sent Dahlia to the mat. Mariposas flew from the top turnbuckle with a split legged moonsault, but Dahlia rolled out of
the way quickly going up top herself and nailing a 360 degree front flip cannonball. Again she made the cover to only receive a count of two. Dahlia went
up for a top rope leg drop, but when she came down, her chin connected with La Reina’s boot as the result of a superkick. La Reina hit her finisher, the
Night Sky Guillotine and made the cover for the pin and the win.

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The Rebel Pro World Champion accompanied his boss and friend to ringside to encourage him along his path to the Aerial Assault finals and to prevent any
shanagans by FTC. Dan Miller came out, looking a little rusty but never the less ready for some action. Jer$ey motioned for Mack to take care of this fly
so that he could commentate, he didn’t feel like dirtying his hands with Miller. Jer$ey then sat down beside Corey Taylor and the two began to play cards
and wagered bets on the rest of the matches this evening. Inside the ring Mack was whipping Dan Miller from pillar to post, corner to corner. Hell, he
was just whooping the hell out of the Dynasty. Mack hit all of his favorite moves not once, but twice. Mack then began to taunt the crowd with vulgar gestures,
vulgar words and made the sign of this match was just toomuch for him to handle. Mack taunted Miller as well even letting the much smaller man get in some
offense and letting him think he had a chance to beat Mack, because if Mack got pinned, Jer$ey was out of the tournament.

Mack finally had enough nailing an insulting low blow on Dan Miller before gorilla pressing him over the top rope to the concrete outside. Remembering this
was a high flying tournament, Mack climbed to the top rope and sailed with an elbow catching Miller in the lower back. He rolled in the nearly dead Miller
and hit a powerbomb from the top rope, Miller was broken in half. Mack said something like that is high flying right there. He placed a boot on Dan’s face
and the referee counted to three. Mack looked over at Jer$ey who moved onto the next round.

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Two men similar to each other and with a bit of a history are going at in in the first half of Round One. Zout was backed into a corner early in the match,
but quickly reversed Daze into the corner, they exchanged knife edge chops and the crowd was behind them both all the way “Wooing” with each blow no matter
who nailed the chop. Daze booted Zout in the midsection, springing from the middle rope sending Zout’s face into the canvas. Daze then went on the offense
hitting a shining wizard but Zout fought back after being thrown into the corner, he ran up the turnbuckles coming back with a toe kick that nearly sent
Daze to the floor. Daze’s head was lying over the apron and Mark leaped to the top turnbuckle and dove with a flipping leg drop that nearly decapitated
Derrick Daze. Evidently these two guy’s history began to surface as they quit the high flying and went to brawling at ringside. Daze managed a low blow
that halted any hopes Mark might have had for later that evening. Daze hit a series of DDTs that had to give Zout a concussion, but the PWA superstar and
now Rebel Pro superstar fought back valiantly. Daze went for a brainbuster onto the announce table, where Jer$ey was still playing cards with Corey Taylor,
and countered it into a tornado DDT scattering the playing cards everywhere. Zout then lifted the dazed Daze up for a stump pulling piledriver busting
the already flimsy table into four different pieces. Zout then took a piece of the table and began to just beat the holy hell out of Daze with the make
shift weapon to everyone’s delight this show is finally getting some hardcoreness to it. Zout seemed to be in a different place as he whipped Daze into
the apron.

Daze sprang back from the apron with a backfist catching Mark in the mouth and the first blood of the night is spilled. Unfortunately though, it only lights
Zout’s fire and the right and left fists begin to fly from these two men; they are throwing punches, turning red from the fierceness of the blows and not
caring one bit. Zout nails a DDT, but Daze is right back up and they are brawling like kids in high school over the same girl. Daze with a DDT of his own
but Zout was right back up as well. No more high flying moves in this match, it is an all out brawl. Zout managed to get the advantage following an accidental
low blow and rolled the groaning Daze into the ring. Daze was whipped into the ropes and Zout hit his Sleepless in Seattle before climbing up top to possibly
go for his finisher. Zout hits the Pacific Plunge and makes the cover for the pin and the win.

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Spyke and Danny stare at each other ing the middle of the ring and then finally lock up. Danny went behind and hit a German suplex to give him the advantage
early, but Spyke didn’t seem to notice. Spyke began to mount an offense with just right hands to Danny who was prepared for this tournament, but not an
opponent like this one. Danny was thrown into the corner and Spyke came in trying to bite Danny’s cheek off, but Danny fought back with a kick to Spyke’s
knee cap, Gein quit trying to bite then, looking enraged. Right from Spyke, but Danny caught his wrist and sprang from the bottom rope to the top turnbuckle,
to flip over Spyke and trap Spyke’s arm between his legs as he flipped Spyke over. The crowd went crazy for this, perhaps the most aerial move so far in
this tournament. Danny sprang from the middle rope to back flip onto Spyke, he hit the ropes coming back with a baseball slide sending Spyke outside of
the ring. Danny then climbed to the top rope and as Spyke got up, Chaos flew sending Gein down to the concrete with a hurricanrana. Danny is flying and
is using his speed definitely in this match up. Spyke with a low blow then he whips Danny into the raling surrounding ringside. He runs at Danny connecting
with a Shining Wizard thigh kick, Danny is sent over into the crowd. Spyke picked up a chair, but a front kick to his thigh halts the damage he was aiming
to inflict.

Before the chair could fall, Danny jumped from a man’s lap, dropkicking the chair back into Spyke’s face sending him into the ring apron. Danny leaped to
the railing, caught a chair from a fan, and leaped with a swinging shot right to Spyke’s face sending him toppling to the side. Danny got up yelling at
the crowd, who was already behind him but were even more so now. He ran around ringside slapping hands with the fans before running back sending Spyke’s
face into the steel chair with a running bulldog. He then rolls Spyke back into the ring He lifts his Round One opponent up, and nails the Chaos Theory
and makes the cover for the pin and the win.

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“Heavy Metal Machine” blares and the crowd immediately boos as their former hero, now their zero, Mikey Massacre walks from the back.

JENNY JERSEY: He hails from Albuquerque New Mexico, he stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds… MIKEY MASSACRE!

The fans boo loudly as Mikey walks down to the ring, making sure to stay as far away from them and their infectious hands as he possibly can. He walks up
the steps and enters the ring, his trusty steel chair in his hand.

JENNY JERSEY: Now his tag team partner…

“The Beverly Hillbillies” theme banjos to life and here comes a man to a chorus of boos, but there is a good amount of cheers here as well, for his feelings
about doing things for the kids.

JENNY JERSEY: From Turkey Cross Kentucky, he stands at six feet six inches and weighs in at two hundred and sixty-three pounds… CUZIN’ ZEKE!

Zeke does touch a few of the fans’ hands on his way to the ring, but not nearly as many as he used to. He climbs through the ropes and him and Mikey begin
to talk strategy.

COREY TAYLOR: These two have a great chance here to pull an upset.

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke is powerful, Mikey is tough as nails, and together, who knows.

“The Oddities” by ICP comes to life as from the back to a mixed reaction, mainly more cheers than boos though is The Freak and Shut Down, The Freak Show.
They have emo Ken and Barbie dolls complete with cuts, Freak Show shirts, and mini belts around their waists; the Ken doll looks strangely like Mark Zout,
but surely it can’t be. They pass the dolls out to the fans as they walk around the ringside area. They climb onto the apron and into the ring. JENNY JERSEY:
At a total combined weight of five hundred pounds, they are your Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions… The Freak… Shut Down… FREAK SHOW!

COREY TAYLOR: I didn’t get a neato Mark Zout doll.

ROB MARTINEZ: I do believe those are Ken and Barbie dolls.

DING DING

Shut Down goes right after Zeke with a big right hand, Mikey takes on the Freak who back body drops him over the top rope. The Freak and Shut Down begin
to double team Zeke in their corner. Freak with a shoulder block to his midsection, Shut Down with a forearm smash to Zeke’s forehead. Shut Down lifts
Zeke up and Freak climbs to the top turnbuckle with a top rope assisted brain buster. Freak makes a cover, but Mikey is there to pull the referee out of
the match. Freak jumps up to find Mikey standing there smiling and waving cheekily at him, Freak dives through the ropes with a small plancha, Mikey catches
him, slamming him down to the concrete. Mikey begins to lay boots to the smaller man. Inside the ring Zeke is throwing rights with Shut Down. Shut Down
ducks away from a haymaker, to grab the wrist and boot Zeke in the midsection. Mikey lifts Freak up in the air with a stalling vertical suplex, Freak wriggles
planting the back of Mikey’s cranium into the concrete with a inverted DDT. Freak tosses in the bell from the announcer’s table, the hammer to ring the
bell with, and a few steel chairs. Shut Down picks a flying steel chair, bring it crashing down on Zeke’s back, before golf swinging it into his face,
Zeke is forced to a vertical position, blood flowing already here in this match. Outside the ring Freak has wrapped his hand in barbed wire, there is always
barbed wire at a Rebel Pro event, he punches Mikey in the face and small trickles of blood begin to flow down his face; Mikey laughs. Freak looks at Mikey,
gulps, and receives a clothesline curtosey of Mikey Massacre. The Freak’s head snaps hard on the concrete and Mikey picks up the strand of barbed wire,
wrapping it in tight rounds around his boot before he begins to stomp away on The Freak again. Zeke receives another chair shot, and a third; steel chair
assisted clothesline sends him over the top rope to the concrete floor surrounding the ring. Shut Down quickly follows after his man here in this tag team
match.

COREY TAYLOR: All hell has broken loose here!

ROB MARTINEZ: I agree with you for once.

Shut Down digs up under the ring and brings out a fire extinguisher from under the ring, unhooking the strapped hose, he swings it over his head, but Zeke
manages to kick him in his ankle and he drops the weapon to the floor. Zeke picks up the extinguisher and slams it into Shut Down’s crotch and the men
in the crowd groan in sympathy. Mikey is still stomping away at The Freak, bloodying him up really good. The Freak takes a fork from inside his boots and
stabs Mikey in the thigh with the eating utensil. The Freak jabs again with the pronged weapon, and a third time; Mikey is bleeding from the leg in three
seperate areas. Mikey looks down and The Freak jabs upwards with the fork, stabbing Mikey in the forehead with the eating utensil, Mikey is now bleeding
preety heavily from the wounds the fork has inflicted. The Freak swings a chair that connects with Mikey’s skull sending him down to the concrete. The
Freak leaps to the apron backflips with the steel chair in hand splashing Mikey in the midsection with the move. He looks up and sees Zeke hitting Shut
Down with the fire extinguisher. He digs under the ring, pulling out a table; again there are always tables under a ring. He slides the table into the
ring and scampers in after it. He lifts the table high up over his head and looks out to Zeke, he dives from the top turnbuckle with the chair in hand
slamming Zeke down to the concrete. He hurt himself somewhat but vows to continue and prove they are not just the holders of the Rebel Pro Tag Team belts,
but the true champions. Freak slaps Shut Down to bring him around then he gets him to set the table up as he climbs to the top turnbuckle once again. Shut
Down sets the table up and then as he wheelbarrows Zeke on top of the table, Freak comes flying from the top turnbuckle with a front flip leg drop across
Zeke’s throat. The table shatters into what seems like a million pieces and Freak bounces up, parts of the table sticking in his leg. Mikey flies from
the ring with a suicide diving forearm that is wrapped in barbed wire to take Shut Down to the railing.

COREY TAYLOR: Holy Hell!

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey is one sick son of a bitch.

Mikey begins dragging the barbed wire wrapped forearm across the face of Shut Down when the Freak comes over swinging the fire extinguisher, Mikey sees
something and dives to the left, the fire extinguisher connects with Shut Down’s midsection, driving his air right out of him and yup, here comes his lunch
as well. Shut Down is upheaving all he has eaten today and The Freak has his hands full with the forearm machine Mikey Massacre. Mikey drags the forearm
down the face of Freak in a slanting motion ripping the flesh and causing rivers of blood to run down his face. The Freak falls back over Zeke who lifts
him up and Somoan drops him across a set up steel chair. Mikey digs under the ring and pulls out a wrench and hefts it to test its weight. He places Shut
Down’snose in the adjustable wrench and twists first left then right, left then right, left then right; Shut Down’s eyes bulge out from the pain and Mikey
slams his fist into his vomit covered mouth. He releases the wrench’s hold on his nose and turns his back to Shut Down, Shut Down with a beer bottle to
the back of Mikey’s skull causing the glass to shatter into a thousand pieces and shower the crowd nearby. Mikey turns, his eyes rolling up inside his
head, but a big boot sends him into Zeke who is strategically placing right hands into Freak’s face. Zeke is pushed forward slightly off of Freak and he
turns to keep Mikey from falling. Shut Down charges taking them both down with a double clothesline. Zeke and Mikey land almost on top of each other but
quickly begin struggling back to their feet. Shut Down with a boot to Zeke’s midsection, he lifts him up, grunting, brainbuster takes Zeke out momentarily.
He picks Mikey up over his head and slams him down with a gorilla press slam, Mikey’s midsection catching on the railing around the ring. He lifts Freak
up, getting him to come around, Freak nods and climbs up on Shut Down’s shoulders. He leaps from his shoulders with a double knee drop to Mikey’s back
that is bent over the railing, Freak lands in the lap of a pretty young lady at ringside. It happens to be the same lady in his promo that they signed
the doll for, she slaps him and he givers a kiss on the cheek before wriggling out of her lap and slapping the taste right out of Mikey’s mouth. He throws
Mikey back first into the railing before charging with some vicious knees into Mikey’s bloody face. Freak leaps to the railing, getting hang time as he
comes down on Zeke who is being body slammed on the remains of the wooden table. Shut Down picks Zeke up and him and The Freak begin double teaming the
former Rebel Pro tag team champion. Double forearm rocks Zeke’s head back, Shut Down with a left fist, Freak with a right fist, and Zeke is in a world
of trouble here in this match. He powers back with a douuble clothesline, but Shut Down doesn’t go down and Freak is too short to have been hit with the
clothesline. Freak with a kick to Zeke’s knee and he bites him? Freak is biting the midsection of Cuzin’ Zeke, blood is dripping from the wound around
his belly button, Freak slaps the stunned Zeke as Shut Down laughs at his partner’s antics. Shut Down plants a right hand into Zeke’s gaping mouth busting
one of Zeke’s teeth loose with the impact of knuckle on teeth. Zeke is rocked backward and he spits blood from the now missing tooth.

ROB MARTINEZ: I’ve seen it all here, Freak is actually biting Zeke here.

COREY TAYLOR: He is a freak that is for sure; you’ve got to love it.

Shut Down scoop slams Zeke onto the concrete as Freak drops a leg across his throat onto the concrete. Everyone in this match is now bloody except for Shut
Down, he has blood covering him, but it is everyone else’s blood. Wait, change that, Mikey whips Shut Down’s back with a barbed wire whip, Shut Down grunts
from the surprise and Freak with a steel chair stops the whipping his partner is receiving. Mikey falls to the side, Freak with a front kick sends Mikey’s
head into the steel ringpost, but Mikey fights back with a barbed wire whip slashing it across Freak’s face. Freak licks the blood and actually laughs
at Mikey before charging at him. Mikey grabs him for a DDT, Freak flips on over, back dropkick and Mikey is sent into the waiting arms of Shut Down who
plants him with a chokeslam onto his partner Zeke. The Freak is laughing maniacally as he charges back over to Mikey and Zeke and him and his partner toss
Mikey to the side. They begin to systematically take Zeke apart, vertical suplex from Shut Down, front flip leg drop from Freak. Shut Down with a body
slam and Freak flips forward from the ring apron, lands on his feet, flipsbackwards onto his hand before slamming both feet down into Zeke’s face. Freak
digs up under the ring, and finally goes under all the way, the apron material coming down to hide his progress, Shut Down lifts Zeke up and a buzzing
noise is heard from under the ring, here comes the Freak with a shocky stick. He holds it on Zeke’s testicles, but a clubbing forearm blow from Mikey stops
that painfull feeling from happening. Mikey rolls Freak inside the ring as Zeke is booted in the face. Shut Down follows Mikey in throwing a right hook
into his temple, Mikey falls to the canvas, the blood loss finally taking its toll. Shut Down with a piledriver and he places Mikey on his shoulders in
an electric chair position; Freak climbs to the top rope.

COREY TAYLOR: Freak Show going for their finisher Big Top Insanity!

Freak leaps connecting with the hurricanrana and him and Shut Down make the double cover but the ref isn’t there. They look around and the ref is out cold
but Vincent Black stands there with a confident unbloody look on his face He slowly climbs into the ring, carrying Ripper with him, the baseball bat Bubba
J made months ago. He slams it into the gut of Shut Down, into the face of Freak. Both go down, but Shut Down only down to one knee; Vincent swings connecting
with Shut Down’s skull and he goes down in a heap as his eyes roll up into his skull. He rolls Mikey over onto Freak and here comes Jimmy Johnson wearing
his referee shirt that is untucked. He slides into the ring and makes the count.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh no, this isn’t right!

COREY TAYLOR: No rules in Rebel, it is as fair as a headlock.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners, and NEEEEW Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, Cuzin’ Zeke and Mikey Massacre… F… T… C!

Vincent lifts Mikey up Zeke rolls in with the belts, he hands one to Mikey. Both look over to Vincent who grabs the microphone from Jenny Jersey. But here
comes Young Money to rain on their title win. Young Money have a score to settle with the members of FTC. Vincent goes after Mack who basically stole his
World title last week. Vincent dives at the current Rebel World Champion and both men go over the top rope with their fists flying. Jer$ey and Hostile
begin trading blows with Mikey and Zeke who were just in a match. Rights and lefts from everywhere! What will happen next week?

ROB MARTINEZ: From Underground, for Corey Taylor and Rob Martinez… good-bye!

The feed is lost with the image Mack, Hostile, and Jer$ey standing tall in the Rebel Underground Arena.