REBEL Underground 03/28/2009

03/28/2009
The crowd is buzzing as Jenny Jersey brings the microphone to her lips. Before she can even say the next words, “Carbomb” by The Acacia Strain starts to
play, and the chorus of boos begins. From behind the curtain steps Vincent Black, in an Extreme Elite jersey and jeans. He has a slight limp, and has an
air cast around his left ankle. He has one crutch under his left arm, one massive crutch at that. He smiles and raises his right arm in the air, and the
crowd showers him in boos. He hobbles to the ring, slides his crutch into the ring, and slides under the bottom rope carefully, so he doesn’t hit his ankle
on the ring apron. With the help of the ropes, he gets to his feet, and reaches for the crutch again. He asks Jenny JErsey for the mic, and she gives it
to him. The music stops and he begins to speak. Vincent: “REBEL fans, I’m here to inform all of you that I have been cheated!” The fans boo hard, and Black
lets it subside before he continues. Vincent: “On my way to the ring at Armed and Dangerous, I stepped on a stray beer bottle, and it caused a severe sprain
that almost tore the ligament from the bone. And yet, you all tell me I chickened out? Larry Gordon even fines me $500!” The crowd cheers at the mention
of the fine, and Vincent drops the mic to his side and looks on in disbelief. After a second, he brings the mic back to his lips. Vincent: “Are you people
serious?! If any of you were injured on the job, you’d expect to be able to leave without penalty. Yet you cheer when I have to pay money for being injured?!
You are all truly morons, each and every one of you!” The crowd boos heavily, super hard. Vincent smiles as some garbage makes its way to the ring. Vincent:
Something tells me you guys aren’t too fond of me. Well, you’re going to love this then. By Friday, I’ll have this cast off my leg. I’ll be able to run,
walk, jump, whatever I want. So I’ll be coming after whoever has the Carolinas Championship, because it’s mine! I want it back! I’ve held that championship
longer than any other REBEL wrestler….” As he trails off, the boos get more and more intense. Vincent: “You know what? I’ve already proven my dominance
in the Carolinas Division. I’ve already proven my dominance in the tag team division as well, when Hardcore Entertainment won The Best of The Best Tournament
in 2008. And since Blood hasn’t gotten his rightful title shot, that means The List is still around. And with two successful Carolinas Title Defenses,
that’s three wins, and I’m on that List. So, Dextro…” The crowd knows where Vincent is going with this, and they boo hard. Vincent: “… Shut your mouths,
you idiots!” The crowd boos louder, and more garbage makes it’s way to the ring. Vincent: “Dextro, my little orphan friend… I’m coming for you.” As the
crowd boos, Vincent drops the microphone, and “Carbomb” begins to play again. Vincent gingerly gets out of the ring, and hobbles to the back.

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***Sean Robinson vs Johnny Doll**** Now up to the ring and the ever lovely Jenny Jersey for the next match…. “Smooth Operator” by Sade comes over the sound
system as the first competitor comes through the curtain. JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first from NYC standing six feet tall and weighing two hundred and
thirty-three pounds pounds this is “”BROADWAY” JOHNNY DOLL!! The fans give the narcissistic recent addition to the REBEL roster a mixed reaction. The ladies
are more excited by Doll’s appearance then the men in the crowd. He stands in the middle of the ring flashing that dazzling smile of his as his music dies
down. As “Smooth Operator dies down it is replaced by “Shipping Up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphys as Doll’s opponent makes his way down to the ring. JENNY
JERSEY: Now approaching the ring and hailing from Boston, Massachusetts standing six feet four inches tall and weighing two hundred and forty-seven pounds…
SEAN ROBINSON! Like with his opponent Robinson gets a mixed but slightly more positive reaction. He slaps the hands of one of the fans as he rushes the
ring. Jenny barely has time to get out of the way before the two men march to the middle of the ring and go nose-to-nose. There’s a palpable intensity
in the ring, there’s no titles on the line in this match but these men want a win. Robinson starts the action but burying his boot into Doll’s six-pack
abs. Robinson rains blow after blow down on Doll’s back. Johnny’s whipped into the ropes and rebounds back at Robinson and is caught by his opponent and
his met by a Lou Thez Press. No fancy moves from Robinson but they’re getting the job done, he’s dominating the match so far. He lifts Johnny and slams
him back down. Sean covers looking to end this one early… one… two… KICKOUT! Robinson has words with the ref before firing Doll into the ropes again
and attempts a clothesline and misses as Doll ducks it. “Broadway” comes off the opposite ropes and hits Robinson with a beautiful Spinning Heel Kick.
Robinson back to his feet dropkick by Doll. Robinson is down and up again quickly another beautiful dropkick by Johnny, in fact the same scenario plays
out four times. After the fourth dropkick “Broadway” grabs Sean in a side headlock. Robinson lifts him for a counter but Doll flips out and lands on his
feet. Sean charges his opponent and is met with an arm drag by Doll. Robinson gets to his feet and again attempts to lock-up with Doll. Johnny takes Robinson
back down with a drop toehold. Doll grabs a headlock on Robinson and allows him to get to his feet but his Sean makes it to his feet, Doll still holding
the headlock runs toward the ropes. Doll hit’s the ropes and comes off with a Springboard Bulldog. He takes Robinson down hard. Doll rolls Robinson onto
his back and drops an elbow before scaling the turnbuckle and sailing through the air toward Robinson intent on delivering a Legdrop. The move connects!
Robinson is down and looks to be out but “Broadway” Johnny doesn’t go for the cover right away. Instead he struts, he primps, he poses, and shows off his
body and dazzling smile for several precious moments. Finally he slowly and arrogantly makes a cover…One…STRONG KICKOUT BY ROBINSON!Doll wasted too much
time and now may regret that as Robinson beats him to his feet. vicious forearm shot by Sean to Doll’s stuns the show-off and ceasing the opportunity Sean
goes behind and hoists Doll into position and hits his Triple German Suplexs. Doll is barely moving and Robinson again goes for the win and covers…One…Two…SHOULDER
UP BY DOLL!Doll still has some fight left. But before he can regain his feet Robinson has him trapped in a Boston Crab and is really wrenching back on
it punishing Doll’s back. Johnny yells out in pain and this only causes Sean to apply more pressure to the hold. The ref asks ’Broadway’ if he wants to
give it up and Doll empathically yells “NO”. But he must back the hold and he inches toward the ropes. Johnny makes the ropes and the ref makes Robinson
break the hold but Sean takes the full four count before releasing it. Robinson feeling fully in control slowly stalks Doll, allowing him to get to his
feet. Sean tries to shoot Doll into the ropes again but out of nowhere Doll hits him with a Corkscrew Neckbreaker. It’s Robinson who makes it to his feet
first and stomps on Doll as he tries to get up as well. Doll is allowed to make it to his feet but a vicious kick to the gut puts him on his knees. Laughing
Sean Robinson whips Johnny Doll into a corner where the impact is sickening. Robinson follows him with a shoulder to the mid-section and Doll crumples
to the mat. Robinson gloats for a few seconds before charging for a second Shoulderblock but Doll catches him with a Tornado DDT what a desperation move
by Doll. Unfortunately for Johnny the spirit is willing by the flesh is weak by this point. Robinson makes his feet first and again and decides to end
the match. He pulls up Doll and sets him up. Sean Robinson hits his BOSTON CARBOMB finisher and then covers “Broadway” Johnny Doll for the academic cover…One…Two…Three…JENNY
JERSEY: HERE IS YOUR WINNER SEAN ROBINSON!!!!!!!

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The crowd begins to boo loudly as “Alcohol” by Dropkick Murphys comes through the speakers around the arena. Chants of “Bubba sucks!”, “You suck”, and
other non mentionable words are shouted at the former two time Rebel Pro World Champion as he walks down to the ring. Bubba J is attired in an Extreme
Elite jersey, the number 88 being proudly displayed on the back, blue jeans, and his Dale Junior trucker hat. Bubba climbs up the steps and into the ring
as he faces the crowd, he hits a corner, holds up a hand to a chorus of boos. He hits the other corner to an even louder ovation of boos, Bubba J smirks
as he stands yelling at Jenny Jersey to give him a damn microphone. Jenny Jersey hands him a microphone and Bubba J makes his way to the middle of the
ring, the chants begin again, the boos return, but oddly no trash is thrown. Oh wait, spoke too soon, a flying styrofoam cup smacks Bubba J in the forehead
and he turns to the source, but no one is claiming that shot. Bubba J also still has many scars from his hellacious battle with Krusty Kid Paul. “You know,
over the past week or so…” BOOOOOOOO! “I’ve been healing up my wounds because that sick sombitch up in Canada did a number on me.” WHAT?! “I did a number
on him.” WHAT?! “We did a number on each other.” WHAT?! “I’m telling you sombitches what!” WHAT?! BOOOOOOOO! “Anyways, I’ve had some thinking to do, some
contemplating to get done.” Man: “No one gives a damn!” Bubba J turns to the man and promptly gives him the finger. “But something, or someone really pissed
me off this week. See, I was at a radio station giving an interview on Rebel Pro.” YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
“And this guy asked me what it felt like to lose to Dextro.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bubba J is getting pissed. “I tried to ignore the man
and continue with the interview. I tried to pass the question by. But oh no, this (BLEEP) wanted to keep asking the same damn question. Once was alright,
twice I was getting pissed, but when the sombitch asked for the tenth time, I…” WHAT?! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU
SUCK! “I slapped the taste right out of that sombitches mouth. I knocked his ass to the floor and walked out of that booth.” The crowd turns to watch a
timid looking Chet Whetleson walk from the back and down to the ring. Bubba J looks on with a look of he knows what is going to happen. “Let me guess you
pissant of an employee.” Chet climbs into the ring, a piece of paper in his hands, he looks extremely nervous. “You gonna fine me again because I was representing
Rebel Pro and hit some…” Chet: “You are fired.” He shrinks back from Bubba J. “one and beat… What did you say Chet?” Chet: “You are fired.” He backs
away again. Bubba J shakes his head, digs in his ear and cups his right ear. “I’m sorry Chet, one too many chair shots to the head have hurt my hearing.
Could you repeat it again?” The crowd begins to chant “You got fired”(clap, clap, clap clap clap. Chet looks out to the crowd, the note in his hand, and
back to Bubba J. Chet: “They are right. As per order of Larry Gordon, Rebel Pro owner, your contract has been terminated as of right now.” Bubba J is visiblly
shocked, but it is quickly turning to anger. “Whoa wait a second cowboy. That piece of shit Larry Gordon says I am fired…” Chet nods. Chet: “His exact
words were you had two previous offenses and Rex had declared that one more offense and you would be terminated. It was Mr. Larry Gordon who held up Mr.
Caliber’s decision.” Bubba J is visiblly pissed now. “So, he sent you out here to tell me the news, huh?” Chet nods. Bubba J stands there, a look on his
face that begins to upset Chet. The crowd is starting to chant that “na na na… hey hey hey good-bye!” “So, there is nothing else he can do to me, right?”
Chet shakes his head. “So, as of right now, I am no longer under Rebel Pro contract?” Chet again shakes his head no. “Well…” Bubba J grabs Chet by the
neck, boots him in the gut, and Trailer Park Trashs him right in the center of the ring. He rolls up and gives Chet the double bird, gives the crowd the
double bird and picks up the microphone. “Gordon, I got something for you too.” He flicks him the double bird as he walks out of the ring, perhaps for
the last time ever in Rebel Pro.

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***Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 vs Calgary Jim & El Rey de Corazones*** “Strangehold” by Ted Nugent queues up and the crowd explodes for this man, Calgary Jim.
They love this guy and his vowing to take down NAPW once and for all. JENNY JERSEY: Making his way to the ring, he stands at six feet three inches, he
weighs two hundred and sixty-four pounds, from Calgary Alberta Canada…. CALGARY JIM! Yeah, they definitely love him as they reachout to touch his hand
on the way to the ring. A poster in the crowd reads, “You can take me down anytime Jim”. He is shocked at the poster and smiles. JENNY JERSEY: And introducing
his tag team partner…” “Baila Cassanova” by Paulina Rubio queues up and the women seem to faint away. JENNY JERSEY: From Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico,
he stands at six feet four inches and weighs two hundred and forty-five pounds and is accompanied to the ring by his sister, La Reina de los Mariposas,
THE KING OF HEARTS… EL REY DE CORAZONES! The men in the crowd are booing El Rey, but it is in a joking manner, then they see La Reina and they begin
to drool and clap. As El Rey makes his way up the steps and into the ring, him and Jim discuss the match. “My Old Kentucky Home” by Nappy Roots queues
up and the crowd explodes. The men yell as Lyndsey Valentine walks through the curtain and to one side. The younger men scream as Millicent walks through
holding the other side of the curtain. They smile and hold the curtain back as Jonothan and Matthew walk through the curtain to a thunderous applause.
The women and teenage girls love J-Kurt, but they know Lyndsey is Matthew’s girl and they have no chance. JENNY JERSEY: From Paducah, Kentucky, they come
to the ring at a total combined weight of five hundred and thirty-five pounds and are escorted by Lyndsey Valentine and Millicent Jones… JONOTHAN AND
MATTHEW KURTIS…. THE BLUEGRASS MAFIA 2.0! Matthew steps through the ropes and talks with Lyndsey and Millicent as on the other side of the ring El Rey
begins the match for his team. DING DING Collar and elbow tie up, El rey with the advantage with a hammerlock into a chicken wing. Jonothan rolls through
breaking the hold, throws a clothesline that takes El Rey down to the mat. El Rey kips up to his feet to receive another clothesline from Jonothan, once
again, El Rey kips up to his feet. On the outside La Reina screams for the inbred hick to let El Rey lock up with him again. Amazingly Jonothan does so
as El Rey and Jonothan do another collar and elbow tie up. Jonothan with a float behind into an arm drag takedown to the mat where he tries to lock on
a crossface and wear down the shoulder. The King of Hearts grunts from the pain but is able to roll over and relive some pressure but it gives him an angle
to use his left foot and stomp on the unprotected knee of Jonothan who keeps the hold locked in. El Rey stomps again, not much force, but he continues
to stomp away at the knee hunting one particular spot. Jonothan tries to protect his knee, but is too late as El Rey stomps down directly on the kneecap.
As the hold is released, La Reina claps for her brother who rolls over holding at his shoulder. Jonothan up to his feet grabbing El Rey’s head in his hands
and setting him for a piledriver, El Rey with a backbody drop that sends Jonothan to the canvas. El rey with a stomp to Jonothan’s head and La Reina is
clapping again. It is now El Rey’s turn to grab J-Kurt’s head with his hands and he lifts him for a piledriver of his own, J-Kurt with a hurricanrana that
sends El Rey over the top rope to the outside. Jonothan wastes little time as he hits the ropes and leaps over the top rope with a suicide plancha. El
Rey is up delivering a standing dropkick into the flying J-Kurt’s midsection that folds him in mid air. El Rey is back up and whips J-Kurt into the guard
railing at ringside where his back arches from the violent impact. As Jonothan rebounds, clutching at his back, El Rey delivers a bridging snap suplex
to the concrete, making sure he doesn’t hit the concrete with his own back. J-Kurt back slaps the concrete hard from the impact of the snap suplex. El
Rey releases the bridge and is up to his feet springboarding off the ring apron with a guilletine leg drop across Jonothan’s throat. El Rey scoop slams
Jonothan onto the ring apron and follows up after him quickly. El Rey pulls J-Kurt up to the top turnbuckle with him and delivers a ring shaking moonsault
side slam which he calls Cabeza sobre los Talones. El Rey doesn’t go for a pin as he pulls J-Kurt back up to his feet dragging Jonothan’s face across the
top rope to his tag team partner, Calgary Jim. El Rey tags in Jim. El Rey holds in an extended wristlock as Calgary pounds on Jonothan’s shoulder. Jim
nods as El Rey climbs through the ropes. La Reina yells out something about why in the he** did he let that idiot in the match. El Rey just nods as he
concentrates on the match. Jim with a high knee lift into J-Kurt’s face followed up with a big time vertical suplex and Jonothan is down to the mat and
Calgary Jim makes a cover. One… Two… Thr– NO! Matthew in with the save on his brother Jonothan. Calgary Jim is up holding at the back of his head
as Matthew stands there, no rules in Rebel Pro, so these two men go toe to toe with each other. Matthew with an eight inch height advantage over Calgary
Jim, but that doesn’t stop Calgary Jim as he is staying with Matthew’s big blows. Calgary Jim with a lifted boot into Matthew’s midsection, a DDT folows
as El Rey leaps from the top rope with a knee drop onto the back of Matthew Kurtis’ head. Jim looks up at El Rey, who nods and points to the ropes. Double
Irish whip and a double backbody drop over the top rope sends Matthew crashing down below. This momentary lapse of attention allows Jonothan to get back
into the match with a running kick to El Rey that sends him over the top rope to land on Matthew, who had begun to stir. Jim turns around with a big right
handed haymaker, Jonothan ducks under, armbar to the mat. Jonothan is up quickly though as he hits the ropes with a springboard moonsault splash onto the
back of the rising Calgary Jim. He pulls Jim up and peppers his face with lefts and rights before Irish whipping him into the ropes following with a high
knee lift into Jim’s face. On the outside of the ring, Lyndsey and La Reina are staring at each other. Lyndsey is daring La Reina to get involved with
this match and La Reina is pushing Lyndsey to the edge of her patience with her taunts. El Rey is up as Matthew’s big frame gets up as well. Matthew with
a big right, El Rey ducks it with a go behind into a rear waistlock. Matthew just laughs as El Rey is unable to lift him enough for the move. Matthew easily
breaks the grip of El Rey with his strength into a wristlock. Matthew shoves El Rey into the ringpost and the masked superstar is dazed. Matthew with a
clothesline that drives El Rey’s face back into the ringpost. Inside the ring Jonothan has Jim up to a vertical base, a boot to the stomach and is in position
for a piledriver. Jim is up and his head is planted heavily into the canvas. J-Kurt makes a cover. One… Two… Jim kicks out with some authority, but
not as much as he would have if it it hadn’t been for that piledriver. Matthew brings El Rey back and Irish whips him into the steps. El Rey runs up the
steps with a spinning toe kick that catches Matthew in the temple and sends the big man down to one knee. El Rey climbs to the top steps again and with
a three hundred and fifty degree(350) flip lands on the kneeling Matthew Kurtis carrying him down to the floor fully. Lyndsey and La Reina are still staring
at each other and Millicent is just happy to be near the action and on camera later on Durham TV. Inside the ring, J-Kurt lifts Jim back up to his feet,
but Jim blocks the second piledriver with a backbody, J-Kurt holds on, Jim sits down and J-Kurt’s head smashes into the canvas with a backwards piledriver.
Jim falls back and there is another cover. One… Two… J-Kurt kicks out of the pin. The referee is trying to get some order in this match and has gotten
El Rey to the corner where he is supposed to be, Matthew is standing in his own corner, a tiny trickle of blood oozing from his temple and the two woman
staredown contest is going down through the ropes on opposite sides of the ring. Jim rolls over to his knees and reaches out for a tag, but J-Kurt prevents
it as he somehow shoves Jim back as he lays on his back. J-Kurt seems to be getting a third or fourth wind because he has been in this match as the legal
man for BGM 2.0 from the beginning. He kips up delivering a dropkick into Calgary Jim that sends him closer to El Rey, but Jim is unable to reach up to
make the tag. La Reina is screaming something that probably shouldn’t be mentioned at Calgary Jim, who just stares at her. J-Kurt leaps with the tag and
the big man, Matthew Kurtis is in the ring. El Rey is in the ring and downed with a right hand, Jim is up and down again with a right hand, Matthew Kurtis
is cleaning house, and it only takes about five seconds. He lifts Jim up to his feet and goes for a body slam. La Reina jumps to the apron and says that
Matthew may have a big body, but a little… Lyndsey has had enough and pulls La Reina from the ring apron. Now the referee has something that he must
deal with in this match. Millicent can’t believe her cousin got involved with a match after becoming the #1 contender to the NAPW Women’s Championship.
Matthew just stands there watching this, holding Jim, as El Rey hits the ropes with a running dropkick to the back of Calgary Jim’s back that sends Matthew
to the canvas with Jim on top. El Rey spins the referee around pointing down, the referee can’t understand a word El Rey is saying, but understands the
significance. He hits the canvace once… twice… J-Kurt with a double foot stomp on the back of Jim’s skull breaks up the pin. El Rey dives over the
referee, Calgary Jim, and Matthew Kurtis to deliver a flying clothesline that sends both himself and Jonothan outside to the floor. These two begin to
brawl heavily outside the ring. El Rey is not normally a brawler, but is able to adapt to any environment because he is that good. Meanwhile, La Reina
and Lyndsey have been separated, but that battle is far from over. Jim is woozy from the double foot stomp and Matthew is getting back up. La Reina is
yelling some derrogatory comments to both men in the match, seems if it isn’t El Rey, she doesn’t car for them. Matthew’s eyes seems to be sort of glazed
looking, maybe he is worried about Lyndsey, his brother, or that shot to the temple is finally getting to him with a massive headache. Jim swings out with
all his might with a right hand, Matthewducks his big frame under it and grabs Jim by the throat. La Reina screams to fight it you…, well you get the
idea where she went with that statement. Matthew lifts Jim up and slams him down on the canvas with one of the biggest chokeslams in the world and Matthew
makes a cover. One… Two… Three. DING! DING! DING! JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match… the team of Jonothan Kurtis and Matthew Kurtis… BLUEGRASS
MAFIA 2.0! The crowd cheers as Matthew’s hand is raised into the air. El Rey had been stopped by J-Kurt so that he couldn’t stop the pin and El Rey is
grabbed by Le Reina and the two make their way to the backstage area. “My Old Kentucky Home” queues up as the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 make their way to the
back. The crowd begins to boo as Jer$ey and Mack make their way through the crowd and into the ring behind Calgary Jim. Jer$ey is handed a microphone from
Mack. Mack taps Jim on the shoulder and a surprised Jim turns around. *WHAM!* the sound of the microphone connecting with the bridge of Jim’s nose reverberates
through the speakers before Jer$ey brings it to his mouth. JER$EY: “Jim, you idiotic French piece of crap.” The crowd boos as Mack nods at Jer$ey’s words.
JER$EY: “You wanted to get involved with my business with Bird of Prey last show… well, you want to play the game? You’ve got to pay the price.” Calgary
Jim is out cold in the middle of the ring as Mack and Jer$ey dumps a couple rolls of pennies on Jim. JER$EY: “You are so easily taken down, I’ll let Mack
take care of you at Birthday Bash II, if you’ve got what it takes to accept. You tell whoever you want to tell that you accept as soon as you wake up.”
Jer$ey and Mack make their way through the crowd as the crowd showers them with boos. Inside the ring, Calgary Jim wakes up and shakes his head staring
down at the pennies littering the ring. A look of fury crosses his face.

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***Trailer Park Ink vs Soldiers of the Apocalypse*** The Dukes of Hazzard theme song suddenly takes over the REBEL underground Building as Trailer Park
Ink enters the venue. Both “The Tank” Dale Monroe III and “Road Kill” Jacob Jenkins are looking on their game tonight and are looking fierce in their trailer
park attire. The crowd gives them a decent appraisal, but nothing to call home about. JENNY JERSEY: This match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!
First, weighing in a combined weight of six hundred and ninety-nine pounds, they are the team of “The Tank” Dale Monroe III and “Road Kill” Jacob Jenkins…
TRAILER PARK INK! Both men are proudly representing the south in their confederate attire and the North Carolina fans in Durham are on their feet once
the music starts up to a suitable pace. Jenkins enters the ring by swinging a leg over the ropes and then Monroe follows suit and joins his partner in
the ring. They give a look to Jenny, who throws up a little in her mouth, but manages to call in their opponents. “Lonely Train” by Black Stone Cherry
ambushes the speakers as the crowd begins booing excessively, knowing exactly which two men will be entering the building next. Chris Sparx and Mark Kingston,
Soldiers of the Apocalypse, show their faces as they appear form the back. Sparx is sporting a black pair of Oakley’s while Kingston seems to have forgotten
his bullet-proof vest. JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and eighty-seven pounds, the team of Chris Sparx
and Mark Kingston… SOLDIERS OF THE APOCALYPSE! Sparx and Kingston receive a few more insults as they enter the ring, Sparx beneath the ropes and Kingston
by the stairs. Mark throws a couple insults back at them, but manages to calm down when he notices Trailer Park Ink standing in the ring, awaiting for
them. The bell sounds in a timely fashion and Mark Kingston and Dale Monroe III start things off. They meet in the middle of the ring, with Mark seeming
out of place with the towering “Tank” staring down at him. Kingston initiates the conflict with a right hand, and Monroe soon follows suit and the fists
begin flying. Mark finally manages to duck a left and then suddenly spears Monroe in the back of the knees and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf to complete
the (BLEEP) UP LEG SYNDROME! Kingston wrenches the hold and Monroe seems to be on the verge of submission, but Jacob Jenkins manages to enter the ring
when Referee Alan Stone isn’t paying attention and lays a hard hammer fist to the back of Kingston’s head. Monroe quickly covers Mark and the count begins
for Trailer Park Ink, but Kingston manages to get a shoulder up after only a two count! ROB MARTINEZ: Trailer Park Ink are green to REBEL Pro, but them
seem to have a bright future here if they continue the dirty play. Chris Sparx is on the ring apron and cheering on his partner, who is now locked in a
headlock by Dale Monroe III. Kingston is receiving no motivation from the crowd, but manages to get an elbow! Another elbow! Another, another, and finally
Kingston breaks the hold and slams down “The Tank” with a SCOOP POWERSLAM! Kingston covers Monroe… one, two, but no! Dale Monroe III manages to get a shoulder
up as well. Back on his feet, Mark Kingston quickly tags in his partner, Chris Sparx, who immediately takes down the recovering Dale Monroe with a RUNNING
CALF KICK! The move sends a quick shock through Monroe’s spine and then Sparx ends the flurry by standing, running, and completing a SPARX STAR PRESS!
Sparx is on his feet and bats on his chest in approval of his offensive attack, and receives a few cheers from some of the more naive fans. Attempting
to get Monroe to his feet, Sparx is stopped when Monroe clamps his long arms around Chris’ chest and then chucks him overhead and onto the canvas with
a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Monroe is jeering from the move and tags in Jacob Jenkins, who stops Dale Monroe III from exiting the ring onto the apron with
a hand to the shoulder. The two smirk and lift Sparx from the mat. Mark Kingston is attempting to enter the ring, but Dale throws a right hand that sends
Mark to the floor below. Jacob Jenkins lifts up Chris Sparx into a power bomb lift and then Dale Monroe III grabs his back and assists his partner as the
complete a devastating ASSISTED POWERBOMB! The crash proceeds Sparx to begin crying out in agony and Mark Kingston gets into the ring, finally and lays
out “The Tank” with a clothesline! The larger Jacob Jenkins gets involved and claps his fist around Mark’s neck, lifts him up, and then drops him hard
onto the mat with a CHOKESLAM! Mark Kingston rolls out of the ring, where he is greeted with a barrage of punches from “The Tank” Dale Monroe III. ROB
MARTINEZ: This match has been pretty even so far, but Trailer Park Ink is making a run for the victory right here. Inside the ring, Chris Sparx is leaning
against the turnbuckle in the corner of the ring, trying to recover from the antagonizing maneuver from Trailer Park Ink. Jacob Jenkins smirks at Sparx
and then sprints like a large train rolling down the line and catapults himself off the mat and slams against Chris Sparx with a CORNER BODY AVALANCHE!
The move sends Chris Sparx wobbling out of the corner, where he is met with a clothesline! Jenkins covers Chris Sparx swiftly and Alan Stone is there to
make the count! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Chris Sparx managed to get his left foot on the bottom rope to break the count! “Road Kill” Jacob Jenkins is looking
frustrated with the match and is looking to end it! Lifting Sparx up to his feet, he sends him into the opposite ropes, but Sparx holds on! STIFF KICK
TO THE LOWER BACK! Now back on the apron, Dale Monroe III nails the kick on Sparx that sends his back in Jacob Jenkins who… AROUND THE TRAILER PARK IN
A DAY! Jenkins uses all of his might to slam Chris Sparx down on the mat after spinning him one hundred and eight degrees! The match-ending maneuver leaves
the now unconscious Chris Sparx prone in the center of the ring while Jacob Jenkins and Dale Monroe share a beer thrown to them by a crowd member. Mark
Kingston is stomping on the apron to cheer his partner to him for the tag, but Sparx is only slightly moving. Jacob Jenkins notices him squirming, so he
lifts Sparx and attempts another devastating move, but Sparx dropkicks Jenkins in the face! WAIT! What is this? Corzones y Mariposas are making their way
to ringside, each of them carrying a chair. El Rey and La Reina both set yup their respective chairs and take a seat, clearly scoping out the competition.
The combatants in the match take a look at the brother/sister duo, but the match is far to exhilarating to look for too long. Chris Sparx lays in another
dropkick that sends Jacob Jenkins into the corner turnbuckle, where Mark Kingston grabs him around the neck and squeezes the hold. Chris Sparx steps up
to the turnbuckle and goes for a tag to Mark, but out of nowhere, Dale Monroe III spins Chris around and WASTELAND! The running Awesome Bomb effectively
ends Chris Sparx’s evening as Monroe clotheslines Mark Kingston over the ropes and onto the outside floor. Inside the ring, Jacob Jenkins expects as easy
victory and covers Chris Sparx! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! WAIT-SPARX ROLLED HIM OVER FOR A COVER OF HIS OWN! ONE! TWO! NO! Jenkins manages to flip Sparx off of
him and both men return to their feet. Chris runs against the ropes and returns to Jenkins and attempts a clothesline, but Jenkins dodges Sparx’s offensive.
Sparx bounces off the ropes again and ducks a Jenkins’s big boot attempt! Chris Sparx makes one final attempt and bounces off the ropes as AROUND THE TRAILER
PARK IN A DAY! The amazing move (for the second time) secures the victory as Jenkins covers Chris Sparx’s limp body and Refere Alan Stone is there to count!
ONE! TWO! THREE! JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentleman, the winners of this match are “The Tank” Dale Monroe III and “Road Kill” Jacob Jenkins… TRAILER PARK
INK! The Dukes of Hazzard theme song plays over the speakers as Stone raises Trailer Park Ink’s hand in the center of the ring. El Rey and La Reina are
giving a nonchalant praise to them as they rise form their seats and begin clapping for the victors. Chris Sparx is pulled out by Mark Kingston, who carries
him to the back army style. The night for both teams end, but Corzones y Mariposas has just begun.

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***Rebel Pro World Champion vs PWA World Champion
Dextro(C) vs The Phoenix(C)*** Europe’s Final Countdown queues up and the crowd knows who this man is from the television; they begin to boo as from the
back walks The Phoenix and Fantastic Andy Strickland. JENNY JERSEY: From Orlando Florida by way of St. Louis Missouri, he stands at six feet weighs in
at two hundred and thirty pounds, he is the Pioneer Wrestling Association’s World Champion, he is THE PHOENIX! Nothing but boos for the PWA Heavyweight
Champion as he makes his way to the ring with a look of disgust on his face and in his features. “Dope” by Paranoia blares and the loud boos turn to loud
chants of… DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! And from the back walks the Rebel Pro World Champion and resident Meth orphan… Dextro! JENNY
JERSEY: From your local boxcar, he stands at five feet four inches weighs in at one hundred and twenty-seven pounds, he is your Rebel Pro World Heavyweight
Champion…. DEXTRO! Dextro climbs up the ring steps and makes his way into the ring to face supposedly the best in wrestling, The Phoenix. DING DING Phoenix
and Dextro stare at each other. Phoenix with a “I can’t belive I am here” look and Dex with he is in another zone look. Phoenix charges, a nonchalant dropkick
from Dextro sends the PWA World Champion down to the mat. Phoenix is up looking ticked off, Dextro, in his own world. Lock up, Phoenix with the advantage
backing him into the corner, slap across the face for good measure. Dextro with a punch sends Phoenix reeling backwards. Phoenix charges at his opponent
and Dextro is there with a dropkick that sends Phoenix back down to the mat. Dextro is there with rights and lefts punching Phoenix for all he is wroth.
Dextro is the Rebel Pro World Champ and this is his house, no one is going to talk bad about his domain. Phoenix rolls over mounting Dextro with punches,
Dextro rolls him back ver with punches, Phoenix rolls over and they spill to the concrete below. Dextro is up and looking for a weapon, Phoenix said he
ws hardcore and Dextro is going to prove his words. Dextro turns around into a double axehandle body block from Phoenix taking him down to the concrete
floor. Phoenix picks up the chair that Dextro had and brings it down on his head with a sickening smash. Dextro seems not to notice as he begins to sit
up, Phoenix with another chair shot to Dextro’s head, this one Dex feels as he lays back down. Phoenix taunts Dextro to get up and finally pulls him up
to his feet and follows with a quick belly to belly suplex onto the recently used steel chair. Phoenix is up snarling at Dextro as he whips him into the
railing at ringside, Dextro reverses the whip. Phoenix slams back first into the railing and Dextro charges over with a clothesline that nearly sends Phoenix
over the railing and into the crowd. Dextro may be small, but he is a powerful little dude. Dextro with a right hand, a left hand, another right into Phoenix’s
face rocks the PWA World Champ back. Dextro grabs the chair and slams it into the midsection of Phoenix doubling him over. Dextro brings the chair down
ontop of Phoenix’s back with a THWACK! Phoenix falls down to one knee and low blows Dextro to stop his momentum. Using the railing for support, Phoenix
is up to his feet with a well placed knee lift into Dextro’s face at which point the crowd boos heavily. The crowd knows who The Phoenix is and they don’t
like his actions one bit. They didn’t like his words about their lovely Rebel Pro either. Phoenix smirks out to the crowd as he lifts another knee into
Dextro’s face. Yanking him by the hair, Phoenix sets up for a stump pulling piledriver onto the chair. Dextro blocks with jabs to Phoenix’s ribs. He tries
again to lift Dextro, but once again Dextro blocks with quick jabs to the ribs. Back bodydrop sends Phoenix up and over to land on the unforgiving concrete.
Dextro falls to one knee and breathes in as he gathers his wits. Dextro with a knife edge chop to Phoenix’s chest, another, and the crowd is wooing with
each chop from their Meth orphan. DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! He is feeding off the energy of the fans as he chops
Phoenix once again, Phoenix’s eyes shut with each chop to the chest. Eye gouge to Dextro momentarily halts the chops as Phoenix gains an upper advantage
with the illegal tactic, but in Rebel Pro it is as legal as a headlock. Phoenix with a right hand to Dextro’s forehead. A running knee left into his forehead
and the crowd is beginning to boo loudly. Phoenix with an inverted DDT onto the dented steel chair and Dextro appears to be out of it, no wait, he is smiling!
Dextro is smiling. Phoenix can’t belive that he is smiling and is visibly shocked. Phoenix with a boot scrape to the forehead of Dextro, a foot stomp,
and he begins to lay the boots to the Meth orphan. He halls Dextro up to his feet, whipping him into the ringpost, Dex’s back arches from the impact as
he stumbles forward. DDT down to the concrete and Dextro appears to be out cold. Picking him up, Phoenix rolls him into the ring for the cover and the
win. One… Tw–NO! Dextro kicks out with authority and Phoenix is shocked, but the crowd isn’t shocked at all. Dextro wraps a hand around Phoenix’s throat
and begins to squeeze with all his one hundred and twenty-seven pound strength. Phoenix grabs at the two handed grip but can’t do anything with the awesome
strength that resides in Dextro’s body. Boot to the midsection of Dextro, but he moves out of the way, another boot to the midsection and Dextro wiggles
that way as well. A boot of his own to Phoenix’s midsection and a elbow drop onto the bent over Phoenix’s neck. Dextro with a stiff kick to the ribs of
Phoenix that sends him stumbling. Dextro hits the ropes with a leg drop across the back of Phoenix’s head which slams him face first into the mat. Dextro
climbs to the top turnbuckle, to the delight of the fans here, and dives with a diving elbow smash right into the worked over ribs of Phoenix. Hitting
the ropes, Dextro comes back with a baseball slide right into the left shoulder of Phoenix and Dextro is picking him apart for his finisher. Phoenix is
pulled back up to his feet, low blow from Phoenix sends Dextro’s hands grabbing at his manhood in big time pain. Phoenix smiles through the mask as he
points to his head that he is smarter than anyone here. Phoenix slaps a chicken wing on Dextro hoping for a quick submission, but the Rebel Pro World Champion
refuses to give up, he shakes his head no. Phoenix tries to tighten the hold, but Dextro with a low blow of his own breaks the hold as Dextro returns the
favor. Dextro charges at Phoenix, intending to make a dent, and Phoenix with a Samoan Drop sends him crashing down to the canvas. It is looking like The
Phoenix underestimated Dextro, but Phoenix in control now. Phoenix goes outside and retrieves a chair and throws it into the ring, a second chair, and
a kendo stick from under the ring. Phoenix is looking for other weapons and finds a trashcan lid that he tosses in as well. Finally Phoenix climbs back
inside the ring, all the weapons scattered around. He is looking for the kendo stick, but can’t find it, he looks over the top rope but it isn’t there
either he turns. There is the kendo stick right into his masked face. Dextro with another homerun swing that connects with the side of Phoenix’s head.
Phoenix with a chair up against the side of Dextro’s knee topples the Rebel Pro World Champ and Phoenix is again in control. Phoenix picks up the kendo
stick golf swinging it into Dextro’s head with sickening rapidity. Dextro is rolling over trying to escape the blows. Phoenix grabs one of the steel chairs
and brings it down on Dextro’s upturned foot and it drives the steel right back into Phoenix’s face. As his eyes roll up into the back of his head, Phoenix
releases the steel chair and crumples down to the mat. Dextro, just smiles at his accomplishment. Dextro pulls Phoenix up to his knees and holding the
two steel chairs, delivers a steel chair assisted ear ringer to the PWA World Champion. The Phoenix, falls forward into a front kick from Dextro that causes
Phoenix to fall backwards from the violent impact. Dextro makes a sandwich of Phoenix’s face by placing it between the two steel chairs; he climbs to the
top turnbuckle and measures the distance. Dextro gives out a yell as he leaps from the top turnbuckle with a double foot stomp onto the steel chairs and
Phoenix’s head is smashed in between them. Dextro makes the cover. One… Two… Fantastic Andy Strickland pulls the referee out of the ring and that stops
the count. Dextro is furious as he turns around to see what is going on, the Phoenix is still lying there out cold. Dextro grabs the trashcan lid and the
kendo stick as he goes after the interfering Fantastic Andy Strickland. Andy is getting the third degree from the referee when he sees Dextro coming after
him. Andy spins the referee around and the ref is now facing the oncoming Dextro. Dextro doesn’t seem to care as he charges, the referee ducks, and Fantastic
Andy Strickland is layed out with the trashcan lid and kendo stick combination; he is bleeding slightly from his forehaed and Dextro is smiling. Phoenix
climbs to the top turnbuckle and measures Dextro, who has no idea of his predicament. A fan at ringside points behind Dextro, who turns, just in time to
get a flying missile dropkick from Phoenix that forces him into the railing at ringside. Phoenix is upset that, this midget as he called him, is able to
fight someone of his caliber. Phoenix with a vicious right hand into Dextro’s forehead, he whips Dextro into the ring. He picks up the trashcan lid and
rams it into Dextro’s face, it busts the Meth orphan open finally. Phoenix seems to enjoy this as he nails Dextro with the trashcan lid one more time.
The crowd, however, does not like it and Phoenix soon receives boos. Phoenix with a sidewalk slam onto the trashcan lid and the boos get louder from the
fans here in Rebel Pro country. Knee drop from Phoenix, folloing up with a measured fist drop onto the open gash in Dextro’s forehead. He rolls Dextro
into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle and points at his elbow. Phoenix leaps and lands on Dextro with The Ashes, one of his finishing moves and
he covers. One… Two… Three. DING! DING! DING! The crowd boos, even if The Phoenix is famous, they don’t like him at all. Each fan begins to throw trash
at the PWA superstar. JENNY JERSEY: Winner of the match, representing the Pioneer Wrestling Association… their World Heavyweight Champion… THE PHOENIX!
The Phoenix rolls out of the ring, leaving Fantastic Andy Strickland lying there as he grabs his belt and heads to leave this joint.

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***Carolinas Title
“The Celtic Legend” Macculloch vs Bird of Prey*** JENNY JERSEY: The next match is scheduled for one-fall and is for the REBEL Carolina championship! “Anthem
for the Underdog” by 12 Stones queues up and running from the back is none other than Bird of Prey to a huge ovation. The fans are split between him and
Mac but willing to cheer for both. BoP points out to his fans, rolls into the ring and begins stretching against the ropes. JENNY JERSEY: First, the challenger,
from British Columbia, Canada; he weighs two hundred and thirty pounds… BIRD OF PREY! BoP points out to his fans as he makes his way to the ring, rolls
into the ring and begins stretching against the ropes. “Scotland the Brave ” queues up and coming from the back, carrying a bottle of Mac’s Black and Gold
is MacCulloch. JENNY JERSEY: His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds, the REBEL Carolina champ
… “THE CELTIC LEGEND” MACCULLOCH! Again the crowd gives a huge enormous ovation as he walks down to the ring, he places the bottle and a couple of glasses
on the announcer’s table. He then looks around at the crowd, raises a fist into the air, much to the delight of the crowd, and climbs into the ring. The
two competitors are circling each other. Just a few months ago, these two faced off at the Underground as part of a Carolina contender tournament. Mac
won a narrow victory in a violent encounter, but these two have always maintained a level of respect for each other and show that with a hearty handshake
before locking up. Mac powers through wide a side headlock, but Bird of Prey backs into the ropes and whips Mac. Venar drops down, Mac hops over, hits
the opposite ropes. Bird of Prey to his feet and a quick arm-drag takedown. Mac quickly to his feet. Bird of Prey with a dropkick that sends Mac back down.
Mac slow to get up but he’s aided by BoP. Mac fires some quick elbows to the gut of BoP, off of the ropes. BoP ducks a clothesline. Off of the opposite
ropes… BoP greets him with a Cartwheel Kick! Cover! One! Two! Mac up. BoP picks up the Carolina champ, pushes him into the corner then whips him across
the ring. Mac hits front first, stumbles back. A kick to the back of the knee and BoP catches him with an inverted DDT! What a combo! Lateral… kickout
at two! The challenger is going up top! He turns his back, looks like it’s going to be a moonsault. But Mac is somehow able to get to his feet. He dropkicks
the turnbuckle which shakes it enough to perch Bird of Prey! Bird of Prey is now caught by his legs and hanging upside down from the turnbuckle! Mac runs
across the ring, runs back… and slide right into Venar’s face! He holds his face and falls to the mat. OUCH! Mac quickly picks him up… snap suplex. Now
Mac is applying the Boston Crab. What better way to stop a high-flyer like BoP than by taking out his legs? Venar pushing up, trying to get enough space
between his shoulders and the mat so he can crawl towards the ropes. But Mac is essentially sitting on him, making it very difficult. But somehow BoP manages.
He’s crawling! Mac releases it, but holds onto his legs… Wheelbarrow Suplex! Now he’s going up top, waiting for BoP to get to his feet. Flying axhandle!
Mac is probably the only person who can make it look cool! Cover! Kickout at two! Mac picks up BoP, sends him off of the ropes. Mac ducks his head for
a back body drop but BoP kicks him. Mac stumbles back. BoP with a jumping lariat that sends them both over the top rope! BoP gets to his feet first and
is giving Mac forearm shots to the small of his back. BoP whips him into the guard rail, reversed! BoP hits the railing and flips over. Security is moving
the fans away. Mac reaches over the railing and grabs Venar, pulling his head up. He picks him up for a suplex… but drops him throat first on the railing!
Now he’s going over the announcer’s table. He’s pouring himself a shot of Scotch! He takes it down! BoP getting to his feet and crawling over the rail,
still holding his neck. Mac with a kick to the gut. Another. Headscissors. Piledriver! But BoP won’t go easy… he’s kicking his legs. Reversal into a back
body drop! Mac slowly getting to his feet, holding his lower back. HOLY SHIT! Bird of Prey with a springboard moonsault into a DDT on the CEMENT! HOLY
SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Venar smartly rolls Mac into the ring. Follows him in. Cover! ONE! TWO! THR—NO! KICKOUT! Mac is crimson.
The fans can’t believe he just kicked out. BoP sees no choice but to go up top. SMW! SMW! But Mac rolls out of the way! Venar rolls through, back to his
feet, looking down in amazement at Mac. Mac using the ropes to pull himself up. Bird of Prey from across the ring. Dropkick sends Mac to the outside! Bird
of Prey off of the ropes, across the ring… PLANCHA! Bird of Prey quickly to his feet and absorbing the cheers from the REBEL fans, who are loving this
match between two of REBEL’s fastest-rising superstars. Bird of Prey grabs a steel chair. Mac slowly getting to his feet, somehow… He turns around. Bird
of Prey throws him a steel chair. Superkick into the cha—NO! MAC HITS BIRD OF PREY WITH THE CHAIR FIRST! Both men fall to the ground. Both are clearly
in a world of hurt, trying to get to their feet. Bird of Prey up first. He runs at Mac… who catches him with a SPINEBUSTER! On the OUTSIDE! Mac slowly
gets to his feet. BoP is not moving. The Carolina champ is looking under the ring… he’s pulling out a table! Looks like this match might get as hardcore
as their last encounter! He’s setting up the table. He picks up Venar. Climbs up the ring steps with him. He’s going to Superplex him off of the steps
through the table! Hooks him… but Venar is fighting! BoP with rights and lefts. But Mac responds with a big headbutt! Another! Hooks him… SUPERPLEX THROUGH
THE TABLE! MacCulloch slowly getting to his feet with BoP in tow. He rolls him in. Cover! ONE! TWO! This has to be it! THREE! NO! NO! KICKOUT! Kickout
at the last possible second. Mac rolls to the outside, clearly frustrated. Well… time for another shot! BoP slowly standing. The fans are chanting both
men’s names as Mac gets back in the ring and runs his thumb across his neck. Time for the Celtic Burial! BoP turns around. Kick to the gut. Hooks him…
REVERSED INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY BIRD OF PREY! ONE! TWO! THREE!! NO! KICKOUT! Bird of Prey must have practiced that move. Mac getting to his feet.
Charges the rising Bird of Prey, who hits him with a drop toe hold! Then he’s up and on the ropes… Asai moonsault to the back of Mac! Now Bird of Prey
is going upstairs. SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Cover! ONE! TWO! THRE—KICKOUT! Now Bird of Prey is going upstairs again. SMW time! No! Mac rolls out of the way!
Mac getting to his feet. Shining Wizard from BoP! BoP jumps on the ropes… Springboard Corkscrew SMW! HOLY SHIT! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!
JENNY JERSEY: Your winner… and NEW REBEL Carolina champion… BIRD OF PREY! BoP is handed the title which he holds high up in the air, smiling, the fans
both cheering enthusiastically and clapping out of respect for these two competitors. He climbs all four turnbuckles holding the title up. Mac slowly gets
to his feet, goes to the outside and brings the bottle of Scotch and two glasses with him. He pours a shot for himself and one for Venar, they clink glasses
and drink to the cheers of the REBEL fans. All of a sudden, they begin to boo loudly as “Go Hard” by Dj Khaled, Kayne West & T-Pai hit the speakers and
from the back walks a confident Jer$ey with Mack beside him. Mack points to Bird of Prey in the ring and makes a breaking gesture before the duo turn and
walk backstage.

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***Rebel Pro Tag Team Championship
Time Warp Duo(C) vs Nick Everhardt/Mikey Massacre*** El Rey de Corazones and his sister, La Reina de los Mariposas come out to “Tu Veneno” by Natalia Oreiro
to a good pop from the crowd. Corazones y Mariposas (Hearts and Butterflies) are scouting the tag teams in Rebel Pro out getting the scouting report of
their tag teams competition. Both make their way down to the table and make themselves comfortable and prepare to watch the main event of this Underground
show. “Heretics & Killers” by Protest the Hero queues up and from the back comes a fighting duo of Nick and Mikey? Nick with a right hand sends Mikey stumbling
backwards, but Mikey catches himself on the railing and leaps forward with a right hand of his own, these two aren’t waiting to fight during the match,
they are doing it right now! Nick with a side headlock on Mikey, Massacre with a low blow gains him the advantage and puts Nick in a world of hurt. Mikey
now with the side headlock and he begins to repeatedly punch Nick in the forehead with stiff right hands. “Backwoods” by Scissorfight queues up and the
crowd explodes in cheers as from the back comes the Rebel Pro tag team champions, Billy Kryenik and Chad Kurtis! Jenny Jersey doesn’t even get to introduce
anyone in this main event match tonight, the fans know who they are. Billy with a clothesline to Nick sends him over the railing, Chad’s clothesline sends
Mikey down to the floor. Inside the ring, the referee shrugs his shoulders as he looks at the Jenny Jersey and she rings the bell. DING DING Chad has a
steel chair and is just waiting for Mikey to get up, Mikey obliges as he rolls over to his hands and knees, then he is up grinning wildly. Mikey turns
around as Chad swings the steel chair, Mikey dropkicks the steel right back into the face of Chad Kurtis and The Show is on the floor. Nick with a right
hand to Billy sends the Sick One back a step. Nick charges, Billy with a back body drop over the railing. Nick lands on his feet and hooks Billy up for
a reverse vertical suplex. Billy’s front smacks hard into the concrete in the aisleway, this match has yet to even get near the ring. Mikey is on top of
Chad relieving stress by pounding Chad’s face maliciously, Mikey seems to be humming a little tune as he does his handy work of rearranging Chad’s face.
Nick rolls up to a vertical base and seeing what Mikey is doing sends Mikey flipping over backwards with a running kick to Mikey’s face. Chad looks up
in thanks as Nick drops a knee on his forehead in a your welcome gesture. Billy has a chair in his grip as Nick turns, Billy swings, Nick ducks. Billy
swings again, again Nick ducks. Billy is getting frustrated at the agile Nick Everhardt and swings one last time. The chair connects with a resounding
thunk as Mikey assists Billy by dropkicking Nick into the path of the oncoming steel chair. Mikey smiles at the downed Nick before looking up into the
path of the oncoming steel chair, Mikey actually dives forward into the chair. It cracks him across the skull and he… doesn’t go down? No! Mikey is absorbing
yet another steel chair shot from Billy Kryenik and a third.. Billy throws down the steel chair and dives at Mikey with his fists flying. Mikey side steps,
grabbing one of Billy’s flayling arms and smacks his forehead into the concrete with an even flow DDT. Billy isn’t moving and all four men are on the concrete
aisleway. Mikey rolls over to his feet and looks out at the crowd who begin chants of “You sold out!” Mikey nods in agreement before flipping the old double
bird in their direction. Mikey stomps on the face of the rising Chad Kurtis for emphasis to this statement. He hauls Chad up to his feet and slams a right
hand into Chad’s face, sending him backwards towards the ring. Another right sends Chad even further towards the ring and for the first time, they are
the closest they’ve been to the ring tonight. Right hand from Mikey, another and he is enjoying inflicting this pain. Right hand from Nick Everhardt sends
Mikey whirling around to face Everhardt. Right from Nick to Mikey, right hand to Everhardt, right to Mikey and another right to Chad. Everhardt is going
to fight all three men, but it seems he has done this the entire time they’ve been tagging up since Mikey revealed that it was him that attacked Nick.
Here comes the Sick One Billy Kryenik running down the aisleway and all four men are now beside the ring and the fans are loving this brutal non-technical
wrestling action. Billy with a spear sends both Nick and Mikey down and he rolls over to pound his fists into Mikey’s skull. Chad lifts Nick up to his
feet and Irish whips him into the ring steps, they go crashing over to the railing tumbling over and over in the process. Billy Irish whips Mikey into
the ring and Mikey’s back arches from the impact of the ring and his lower back. Billy charges with a clothesline that nearly breaks Mikey in half. Chad
rolls Nick into the ring and Billy whips Mikey into the railing at ringside. Mikey’s back slams hard into the metal railing, Billy charges. Mikey with
a back body drop sends Billy up and over the railing. The fans scatter and Billy lands, standing on two steel chairs? Billy dives back across the railing
driving Mikey’s face into the concrete with a leaping bulldog from the seats of two steel chairs; that may be a Rebel Pro first there. Inside the ring
Chad lifts Nick to his feet and delivers a stiff forearm shot to his throat. These two may be friends, but the tag team titles are on the line here. Chad
Irish whips Nick into the ropes, Billy stands up, Nick with a baseball slide dropkick into the face of Billy Kryenik that sends him flying into the guardrailing
outside. Chad hits the ropes, Nick stands up, Chad flies over the ropes with a plancha that drives Nick’s head into Mikey’s back, but also does the damage
to Chad as part of his body connects with the concrete. Chad gets up holding at his elbow that hit the concrete but he stomps away at a rising Mikey, returning
the favor from earlier. Chad rolls Mikey into the ring to do some more damage to the sellout. Billy gets up and rolls Nick into the ring; for the first
time tonight, all four men are in the ring. Chad whips Mikey into the ropes, slightly to the side Billy whips Nick into the ropes, both Nick and Mikey
are running in opposite directions. They rebound off the ropes and are running towards each other. Double dropkick from Chad and Billy send the two into
each other. They stumble back into reverse DDTs one from Billy and one from Chad. They make a double cover. One… Two… Thr– NO! both kick out just
in time to prevent the successful title defense by the Time Warp Duo here. Chad and Billy look at each other, stunned, but grin because they get to inflict
more damage to Nick and Mikey, but mainly Mikey. Billy grabs Nick in a side headlock, Chad grabs Mikey in a side headlock, they run towards each other,
and Nick and Mikey’s head connect with the other, they go limp. Billy pulls Mikey up to his feet, Mikey is no more than dead weight in Billy’s grasp. Chad
pulls the nearly unconscious Nick up to his feet, Chad and Billy nod at each other and prepare for a two vertical suplexes. Mikey with an eye poke to Billy
stops his vertical suplex, Chad lifts Nick into the air, dropping him back first from the vertical suplex. Chad looks over and sees Mikey thumbing Billy
in the eyes again. Chad rushes over, but Mikey shoves the peace sign(first and second fingers in a V shape) into Chad’s eyes as he whistles. Billy is holding
at his eyes, Chad is holding at his eyes, Mikey with a double low blow and Time Warp Duo is whishing they could go back in time and prevent that pain.
The men in the crowd groan as Mikey stands up and makes sure to take the oppurtunity to flick off the fans in attendence. Double DDT takes Time Warp Duo
down to the canvas. Mikey makes a cover. One… Two… Thr– NO! Nick pulls Mikey off of the cover and delivers a right hand to Mikey’s face. Mikey is
irate with Nick for the interference and the two begin to trade punches again tonight; remnants of earlier. Chad and Billy roll to a seated position and
catch their breath as they watch the two former friends battle it out among themselves, they allow them two for a moment before standing up. Billy and
Chad link hands, hit the ropes at the exact same time, and deliver a double clothesline that sends Nick and Mikey over the top rope to the outside. Nick
and Mikey land in a heap, but still feebly throw punches at each other. Billy rolls out of the ring and pulls out a table from under the ring and sets
it up. Chad rolls out of the ring and delivers a forearm shot to Nick. Billy scoop slams Mikey up onto the table, Chad scoop slams Nick on top of Mikey
on the table. Billy points up to the top turnbuckle and Chad nods as he climbs up to the top and points out to the crowd. They, of course, explode in cheers.
Billy borrows a steel chair from a fan at ringside, who is only too happy to give up his seat. Chad dives as Billy slams the chair down onto Nick’s midsection.
Chad lands with the BME(Best Moonsault Ever) on top of the chair and on top of Nick and Mikey. The table breaks on impact, of course, and there is is a
heap of bodies and debris beside the ring. Billy lifts Chad up from the wreckage of the table and makes sure he is ok, Chad nods as he holds at his midsection
in obvious pain, he turns to the crowd and gives a slight bow at the waist. Billy rolls in Nick Everhardt as Chad rolls in Mikey Massacre to the delight
of the fans in attendence. All four men are breathing extremely hard and Chad is setting Mikey up for the CK Finale as Billy is setting up Nick for the
Dry Lake. Billy hits the Dry Lake, but Mikey is fighting Chad and is keeping him from setting him in the position for the CK Finale. Mikey with a stiff
jab to Chad’s injured midsection, another, and a third finally breaks what little hold Chad had on Mikey. Quick dropkick sends Chad into the corner, Mikey
turns around with a spinning leg lariat that nearly takes the rising Billy’s head clean off of his shoulders. Mikey is down and panting, Nick is down,
Billy and Chad are down, but Mikey begins to pull himself up to his feet as he holds onto the ropes. Billy is beginning to move some too as Chad is just
slumped in the corner, but stirring. Mikey with a back elbow sends Chad back to the mat in a seated position. Billy is rolling onto his front as Mikey
pulls him up slamming Billy back down quickly with a Mannyplex; he goes for the cover, but spies Nick lying there. Mikey lifts Nick up to his feet slaps
him repeatedly to bring him around… Everplex down on top of Billy. Mikey turns charging into the corner where Chad has lifted himself up. A charging
knee lift to Chad’s midsection doubles him over and he drops back to the mat, that BME outside the ring has done some damage to Chad. Mikey thros Nick
off of Billy and he makes the cover. One… Two… Thr– NO! Billy manages to kick out and Mikey is furious, so close to making Nick be his tag team partner.
Mikey is not frustrated, not mad, not upset, but utterly pissed off that he didn’t get the pin. The crowd chants “That was twoooooo” and Mikey can’t resist
the urge to give them yet another finger in this match. But that is all the opening Billy needed as he grabs Mikey’s wrist and slings him into the ropes.
Hot Salvation! Mikey is down and Billy covers. One… Two… Thr– NO! Mikey kicks out of the Hot Salvation and the crowd along with Billy are shocked.
But Billy trudges along as he pulls Mikey back up to his feet peppering him with rights and lefts into the corner. Mikey’s head is rocking from the blows
he is receiving as Chad is getting up once again in the corner. Billy looks back over his shoulder and nods at his tag team partner and near brother. Chad
with a running leap into the air, Billy with one last right hook to Mikey’s jaw, and Chad lands on top of Mikey with a big time body splash into the corner.
Billy hits the ropes and as Mikey stumbles out of the corner, Billy is there with a running bulldog to the mat. Chad makes the cover as Billy rolls over.
One… Two…. Thr– NO! Nick pulls Chad off of Mikey, keeping the match alive, he doesn’t want to be teamed with Mikey, but he doesn’t want to lose either.
Mikey is out on the canvas as Nick begins to unleash rights and lefts on Chad Kurtis. Knee to the midsection and a leg drop on the back of Chad’s head
sends him down to the mat. Nick stands up and Billy charges with a clothesline, Nick with a standing dropkick sends Billy stumbling backwards into a roll
up from Mikey. One… Two… Th–NO! Billy manages to get a shoulder up and as Mikey stands so does Billy. Mikey with a right hand, Billy ducks clutching
Mikey in a full nelson delivering him to the mat with a full nelson slam. Billy is up quickly though as he knows Nick Everhardt is still in the match.
Nick charges at Billy the two lock up. Nick forcing Billy backwards, Billy with a counter into a behind the back wristlock. Billy grabs one of Nick’s legs
lifting him up for some sort of suplex. Nick manages to wrap his arm around Billy’s neck and pushing all of his weight forward brings Billy’s face to meet
the mat in a weird looking bulldog. Nick is up to his feet, sweaty and breathing hard, he pulls Billy up to a vertical base. Irish whip into the ropes
sends Billy right over the top rope as Mikey pulls down the top rope. Mikey shrugs as he climbs over the top rope with a double axe handle smash onto Billy
Kryenik. Mikey rolls off of Billy throwing him into the guardrailing protecting the fans. Inside the ring, Nick lifts Chad up to his feet. HARDT ATTACK!
and Chad is down on the canvas hard and unmoving. Nick goes for the cover and the win. One… Two… Thre– NO! Mikey pulls Nick off of Chad and it is
finally enough. Nick has had enough of Mikey’s antics and the two begin trading blows once again in this match. Nick is upset because it was a near win
and Mikey is upset because he thinks Nick has to always steal the spotlight. Right from Nick, right from Mikey and the blows are flying hard and heavy.
Billy comes in and he tries to spear both Nick and Mikey, but only manages to get Nick with the spear. Mikey points and laughs at Nick’s luck as a hand
grabs him from behind. Mikey’s face registers surprise as he is rolled up. One… Two… Three. DING! DING! DING! JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match and
STIIIIILLLLLLL Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions…. the team of Billy Kryenik and Chad Kurtis… the TIME WARP DUO! Billy and Chad have their hands held high
into the air, Billy holding Chad’s hand and Chad holding Billy’s hand. Mikey is furious at Nick for his always trying to one up him. Mikey walks over to
a rising Nick and begins screaming obscenities at his partner. Mikey with a open handed slap to Nick’s cheek. Nick raises a hand to his cheek where Mikey
slapped him and rage fills his eyes, it is the fury that has been building over the past weeks. Mikey doesn’t back down because he has finally had enough
of this. Righ hands fly faster than the eye can see, a few lefts in there as well as the crowd explodes in cheers, they have been wanting this. Both Mikey
and Nick tumble over the top rope to the concrete below, but the hard impact does nothing to stop this brawl. Nick whips Mikey into the railing, Mikey
reverses and Nick plows down the railing that is supposed to protect the fans. Mikey is digging up under the ring for something and pulls out the 2×4 with
the glass glued onto it. He charges at Nick who is trying to get up and nails Nick with the weapon, Nick is busted open from the blow, but is up quickly
delivering a boot to Mikey’s midsection. Nick picks up the weapon and drives across Mikey’s back. Mikey is up grabbing the weapon from Nick and the two
are fighting over the weapon now as they circle throughout the crowd. Mikey gains control of the weapon with a kick to Nick’s groin and Mikey charges the
weapon held out in front of him like a battering ram. Nick falls down to the floor and Mikey charges down about eight fans with the board weapon and these
fans are busted open in the process as they fall to the floor. Mikey doesn’t seem to notice as he turns around to receive a chair shot to the face from
Nick. Mikey drops the weapon as they brawl through an exit door, the fans giving them a wide area to fight in now. EMTs rush down to the fans that have
been injured. Up the aisleway, Billy is helping Chad walk into the backstage, Chad limping and holding at his midsection. A fan holds out a Billy Kryenik
DVD to get signed and Billy does so. Along the aisle many fans are holding out memorabilia for Chad to sign and as he does The Captain comes hopping through
the curtain. Billy walks over to pick up the manager of himself. The man directly in front of Chad throws his beer into his face and as Chad stumbles backwards,
the baseball cap wearing man leaps the guardrail and nails a Bankrupt onto Chad Kurtis. He drops a red casino chip beside Chad as he runs through the crowd.
Billy turns holding The Captain up for Chad to see but notices Chad laying there motionless. Billy looks around trying to figure out what happened as EMTs
rush from the back to check on The Show’s condition. One of the EMTs pick up show laying him on a stretcher as the other walks over to Billy and The Captain.
The rabbit begins to wildly bite at the paramedic who steps back in horror and Billy holds the rabbit close to his chest. The paramedic comes in to tell
Billy what is going on and nails Billy with a pair of brass knuckles. The Captain hops down, but is booted up against the railing. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh NO!, the paramedic removes his cap and it is none other than the wild laughing, sick sounding, horrible International man of Hardcore… Inferno! Then…
the other paramedic… gives the Other Foot to the already injured Chad Kurtis. As he stands up, he removes his cap and… it is…. Shoe! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This must mean that they want their title shot. Inferno brings out last year’s Birthday Bash flyer and a staple gun. He staples it to the chest of the
downed Billy Kryenik as Shoe does the same to the downed Chad Kurtis They want their shot and they want it at Rebel Pro’s Birthday Bash II! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
“I’m on my way to the promised lllllaaaaannnnnnnnd!” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. “I’M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL!” The REBEL Underground aren’t happy with the actions
of GAN at the moment, but then again, they will never be happy with GAN’s actions. A brooding Shoe demands the microphone from Jenny Jersey, not even showing
his usual charm to the sexy ladies. SHOE: CUT OUR MUSIC! And all of you fat, out of shape inbred southern hicks can SHUT — THE HELL — UP! Oh, they
didn’t like that. The crowd yells even louder. Shoe tries to continue but he can’t overpower the crowd noise even with the microphone. “YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK,
YOU SUCK!” chants ring out. SHOE: Did you think of that all by yourselves, or did you have help? Stupid peoples, you can either shut yer maoooooooouths
right now or we can stay out here all night long and you won’t see your precious main event for OUR World Tag Team Titles! Time Warp Duo… Mikey Massacre
& Nick Everhardt… Are you KIDDING me? Is that a rib? One team that listens to a rabbit and another that don’t even like each other? Inferno takes the
mic from Shoe. INFERNO: You know what it is, BEST BUDDY, BEST CHUM, MY GOOD FRIEND? IT IS — A COMPLETE — AND UTTER — JOKE! Because WE — WE —
HAVE NOT EVEN RECEIVED OUR REMATCH. We are the GREATEST TAG TEAM IN REBEL PRO HISTORY BABY, and we got the resume to BACK IT UP! WHERE’S — OUR— REMATCH?!
“SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP! SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP!” SHOE: Wow, four syllables this time. You all got edumacated recently, eh? Fourth grade must have been tough.
OOOOOOHHHHH I went there, daddy! It’s very clear to both of us that REBEL Pro management has conveniently forgotten that since we successfully defended
our tag team titles — more times than ANY other team REBEL’s ever seen — that we are contractually owed a rematch. And we want that rematch… AT BIRTHDAY
BASH ON APRIL 7th, AT THE REBEL ARENA IN RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA! We don’t care if it’s Kryenik & Kurtis or Massacre & Everhardt… they’re just BODIES
keeping OUR belts warm! INFERNO: Yeah baby, that sounds FAB, boss! Except for one problem, Shoe! SHOE: What’s that Inferno? INFERNO: The part about being
in North Carolina! I’m SICK and TIRED of North Carolina! We came here — SHUT UP OR I’LL KILL YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA — we came here to BRING REBEL Pro out
of the abyss. We MADE the tag team titles one of the most prestigous in ALL THE WORLD HAHAHA! And yet, STILL, after half a year of trying you people STILL
— DON’T — RESPECT — GREATNESS RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES! And it makes me SICK! YOU PEOPLE DON’T WANT US HERE — The people cheer loudly. They actually
AGREE with that statement. INFERNO: REBEL MANAGEMENT DOESN’T WANT US HERE! The losers in the locker room don’t WANT US HERE! So WHY Shoe, when we are SO
unappreciated, do we stick around? SHOE: Golly Inferno, that’s a good question. Why don’t we just… LEAVE this humid, sticky, assbackwards state for good?
The crowd pops huge for that! SHOE: You sockless bastards would love that, wouldn’t you? Inferno, nobody WANTS us here… the problem is that they NEED
us. The wrestlers in the back NEED us, management NEEDS us, because WE SELL TICKETS DADDY! We put asses in seats, and when the Great Alaskan Ninja! came
to REBEL Pro everybody started making more money and getting more acclaim. WE BROUGHT THAT. When WE came, the wrestling media followed. And YOU, you *fans*…
you keep coming out just to see if finally, somebody gets the best of the GAN even though we’ve left your heroes broken and beaten TIME and TIME again!
Like it or lump it, you better learn to LIVE WITH IT because that’s the cold stone truth! INFERNO: We have our LIMITS REBEL! But we WANT the titles that
WE made MEAN SOMETHING, and we want them BACK. But we’re not going to keep putting in and in and in to this bloody wanker promotion until we’re bloomin’
exhausted and our careers end early. So here’s the deal, REBEL — Here’s the deal HAHAHAHA! If — by some FLUKE MIRACLE — we can NOT regain OUR REBEL
Pro tag titles at Birthday Bash… SHOE: Well. We will leave REBEL Pro and never come back! The crowd pops huge for that announcement as the GAN look on
in disgust. SHOE: Don’t get your hopes up, kids. What we do — what we’ve done more than any other nekkid team in REBEL Pro — is come through when the
big match is on. Birthday Bash, REBEL Arena, Raleigh… it doesn’t get any bigger. INFERNO: REBEL PRO WILL BURNNNNNNNN! HAHAHAHAHA! THE GAN WILL RULE ONCE
AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHA! SHOE: AND DO YOU — KNOW — WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SORRY SONS OF BITCHES? INFERNO: YOU! SHOE: CAN! INFERNO:
DO! BOTH: NOTHING! FRZZZZZZK Shoe throws the microphone down and it feedsback. The GAN hit the corners, raising their arms and staring the crowd down.
There is nothing but hate and disgust on their face, superiority and arrogance. They ARE the Great Alaskan Ninja!. And they ARE coming to take back what
is theirs. Is there any doubt who that masked man was? What will Chad do in retaliation? What does El Rey and his sister think of the tag team competition?
Will GAN get their garanteed title shot? All these questions and no answers. Two of the last three remaining members of Extreme Elite are standing tall
here tonight. Join us on April 7 at the Rebel Arena for Birthday Bash II and maybe some of these questions will be answered.

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