Merrytime Massacre 12/01/2009

Merrytime Massacre 2009
12-1-2009
Grady Cole Center-Charlotte, NC

The crowd is buzzing in the entrance area of the Grady Cole Center in Charlotte; fans of all shapes and sizes stand about. Off in the distance a wolf whistle
is heard, being followed by multiple more as Jenny Jersey walks out from the backstage area wearing a Mrs. Santa suit, but it actually looks like only
part of the suit. Jenny starts to sing “Santa Baby” as she walks, the music playing through the speakers as well, the crowd getting into the festivities
here tonight.

Larry Gordon, dressed as Santa Claus, walks out from the back carrying a bag of gifts as he follows Jenny as any man would. Larry hands out little wrapped
gifts to the kids as well as a candy cane to the women; Jenny is taking care of handing the men a candy cane. Jenny finishes her song before she returns
to stand beside Larry Gordon.

LARRY GORDON: Rebel’ers!

The crowd cheers.

JENNY JERSEY: The action will start in approximately ten minutes, so please hurry to get your seats so that you don’t miss any action here tonight.

Larry and Jenny walk back through the door they had previously entered as a very large masked man enters through the doors at the front of the building.
He looks around as the crowd hurries to find their seats so they don’t miss any action.

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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a Four Corners Match for the number one contender’s cup!

“Solitaire Unraveling” by Mushroomhead blares over the loudspeaker as Scarecrow makes his way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: From Des Moines, Iowa and weighing in at two hundred and twenty-six pounds. SCARECROW.

Hay starts to fall out of his suit as he climbs through the ropes. Scarecrow’s music fades as “Driver’s High” by L’arc En Ciel queue’s up.

JENNY JERSEY: Being accompanied by Asuka Katsuragi, weighing in at two hundred thirty-five pounds. “THE AMERICAN SAMURAI” DEZ CARTER

The crowd is not sure how to react to Carter. Some people are cheering, but most of the Rebel Pro fans are not ready to embrace the former N.A.P.W. star
just yet. Asuka and Dez are discussing some strategy outside the ring as “Eat it” by Weird Al Yankovic plays.

JENNY JERSEY: From Charlotte, North Carolina, tipping the scales at three hundred and fifty-nine pounds. RANDY RICHTER.

The big man walks down the aisle making sexy gestures to the women. He stops in front of a fan wearing a Meghan Nash Strader t-shirt and grabs her hot
dog and suggestively eats it. The fans *POP* as he is dancing with them at ringside. But he moves on into the ring really quickly as “Four Sticks” by The
Henry Rollins Band hits.

JENNY JERSEY: Let me introduce REBEL PRO’s first lady of wrestling. From London, Ontario, Canada, she weighs in tonight at one hundred and forty-five pounds.
MEGHAN NASH STRADER

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow there she is and she is giving up a tremendous weight differential to Randy Richter who is apparently sizing her up.

Randy walks over to Meghan’s corner. It appears as if he is trying to talk to her. Meghan is backing back into the corner repulsed by Randy. Randy now
has left her no retreat. Meghan reaches back and hauls off on Randy. Randy feels his jaw and starts to laugh. Meanwhile Dez and Scarecrow look at each
other then look at the commotion in the corner. Dez and Scarecrow go running across the ring. A double dropkick to Randy sends him into the corner splashing
against Meghan. Randy backs up to see a motionless Meghan on the mat. Randy decides to pull her out of the corner to go for the pin but it is disrupted
again by the team work of Scarecrow and Dez. Scarecrow is kneeling down behind Randy as Dez goes ringside to ringside using the ropes and hits Randy with
a clothesline. This rocks Randy as he stumbles and starts to fall.

BLAM!!

He sits down on Scarecrow.

ROB MARTINEZ: Randy is a human wrecking machine right now. He has destroyed half of the participants in this match. COREY TAYLOR: He is a fat slob, he
probably wants to eat half of the participants in this match.

Randy stands up and laughs. He rolls Scarecrow over but Dez starts to unleash hellacious martial arts kicks to the lower body of Randy. It is rocking the
giant but does not phase him. Dez runs to the ropes again, he starts picking up steam. BLAM into Randy and Dez falls like a ton of bricks. Asuka yells
to Dez to watch out. Randy goes to pick up Dez but Dez counters with an armbar that brings the big man to his knees. Meghan is finally getting up slowly
in the corner. She notices Scarecrow is down and quickly makes her move for the cover.

One…

Easy kick out by the Scarecrow. Scarecrow stands up, but is quickly downed by the Don’t F%^$ With Me. Meanwhile, Dez has Randy writhing in pain. Dez has
worked himself off the mat and a little behind Randy. Every time Randy starts to stand up Dez kicks out one of his knees to send the man to the mat. Randy
will not give up. Dez spots Meghan going for another cover and has to release the hold on Randy to make the save. Dez rolls Meghan off of the Scarecrow.
Meghan is now up in Dez’s grill. Asuka is yelling for Dez to clobber Meghan. Randy is slow to get up but Scarecrow is up without anyone noticing. He is
walking a little funny but he is able to take both Meghan and Dez’s heads and knock Ôem together. Dez wobbles right into the clutches of Randy as Scarecrow
performs a bulldog on Meghan. Dez is hit with a kick to the stomach as Randy powerbombs Dez with Authority. Randy doesn’t go for the pin, he kicks Dez
out of the ring. He is looking directly at Scarecrow. Scarecrow does the same as he rolls Meghan out of the ring. Randy runs towards Scarecrow, but the
nimble Scarecrow ducks out of the way. Randy becomes irritated and charges at Scarecrow again, but yet again misses. Randy is now a little out of breath
as Scarecrow is going to attempt a sunset flip.

CRUNCH….

COREY TAYLOR: I think he just pancaked his ass!

ROB MARTINEZ: I do believe you are right.

Randy sits down on Scarecrow and is attempting the cover.

One…

ROB MARTINEZ: Randy with the cover.

COREY TAYLOR:Who could kick something that absurdly fat off of them?

Two…

Meghan climbs to the top rope. FATALITY! Randy is a little stunned as he rolls off Scarecrow. Meghan goes for the cover on Scarecrow herself.

One…

Two…

Thr…

ROB MARTINEZ: Kickout!

COREY TAYLOR: Hey watch this… here piggy piggy piggy.

Nope Dez with just enough strength pulls Meghan off from the outside. Dez climbs to the ring apron but a ticked Meghan hits him with a kick to the midsection
to send him down. Asuka is helping him up.

SPLAT

CROWD: “HOLY SHIT” “HOLY SHIT” “HOLY SHIT”

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! What an earth shattering move. The big man just hit his Magnitude 8 on both Dez and Asuka. It looks like a warzone in here.

COREY TAYLOR: I’ve got a nice juicy cheeseburger for you…

Meghan senses it is time to make her move. She rolls outside and grabs a steel chair. Scarecrow is just getting back to his feet. Meghan is now back in
the ring and Scarecrow doesn’t want any parts of Meghan. He now rolls out to grab a steel chair and comes back into the ring.

CROWD: “REBEL RULEZ” “REBEL RULEZ” “REBEL RULEZ”

The two are about to square off. Randy has snuck into the ring behind the Scarecrow. Meghan points behind Scarecrow. He isn’t buying it. He lifts his chair
up. Randy has the chair. Scarecrow turns around. THWAP. Meghan hits Scarecrow with the chair from behind. Randy throws down his chair and scoops the Scarecrow
up out of the ring and onto Dez and Asuka. Meghan hits Randy with the chair from behind. It makes a sickening THUD! Randy turns but he is not down. She
goes to hit him in the head but Randy moves. Meghan hits the top rope and the chair bounces off the top rope awkwardly and right out of her hands. Randy
turns her around and waves his finger in her face. Now he scoops her up for a powerful slam.

One…

Two…

Here comes Dez.

Three.

Too little too late as he falls down in the ring still feeling the effects of the big mans Magnitude 8.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and holder of the number one contender’s cup is RANDY RICHTER!

Randy is already celebrating with some fans outside the ring. He grabs a microphone from the announcer’s table and walks into the ring. He holds the cup
and then starts to speak.

RANDY RICHTER: REBEL Fans, are we having a good time?

The fans start getting louder and louder as Randy jiggles his belly.

RANDY RICHTER: Well get ready to have a better one, because I am challenging for the world title!

The crowd pops again as Randy sets down the mic and dances with Jenny Jersey before leaving the ring. Randy is walking back up the aisle way when Aeolus
Wrath jumps from out of the crowd, hitting Dez Carter from behind with a lead pipe. Wrath begins to hit him with repeated shots before turning to nail
the charging Asuka right in the mouth with the unforgiving lead pipe. Dez is down on the concrete in a spreading pool of his own blood, but Asuka is right
beside him and her own pool is spreading.

ROB MARTINEZ: This is uncalled for.

COREY TAYLOR: Aeolus Wrath taking his career into his own control, he is effectively saying screw you Larry Gordon.

Wrath leaves as security rush down to ringside and Dez is pulled up to his feet with their assistance. He looks at the retreating back of Aeolus Wrath.
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***REBEL PRO YOUTUBE CHANNEL EXCLUSIVE***

We cut to the backstage area where Chet Whettleson stands by a pacing Aeolus Wrath.

CHET WHETLESON:Rebel Pro fans, we all witnessed it, and I for one want to know, just why Aeolus Wrath, why such a heinous attack tonight?”

Wrath stops and smirks, ripping the mic from Chet’s hand and pushing him out of the scene.

AEOLUS WRATH:”An obvious stupid question from a truly stupid person. Rebel Pro, Larry Gordon, what does a guy have to do to get booked around here, hm?
Pour you coffee Mr. Gordon? Wash your car Mr. Gordon? Yeah, (BLEEP) you Mr. Gordon. I will NOT be forgotten in this promotion, dust aside as some of kind
of newbie that doesn’t make the mark. I am the heir to the greatest wrestling legacy this industry has ever seen, and I’ll be damned if I let all these
inbred jackoffs have all the fun. So simply put, if you want to know why, its because I can!”

Wrath drops the mic and walks away with a smug look on his face as we cut back to ringside.

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“Everyone I went to High School With Is Dead” hits up and there is a mixed reaction from the capacity crowd as The Jonas Brothers walk from the back. The
women in the crowd are cheering for the younger brother, Tommy, as the more freakish women cheer for Jim as they walk down the aisle way. The men and kids
in the crowd boo The Jonas Brothers as they walk past.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-six pounds, the team of Jim and Tommy Jonas… THE JONAS BROTHERS!

“Heavy Metal Machine” hits the speakers and the crowd’s reaction is even more booing than before as Gabriel and Raphael walk from backstage, behind Michael
Massacre of course.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and sixty-five pounds, being accompanied by Michael Massacre, the team of Raphael and Gabriel…
REVOLUTIONS AND REVELATIONS!

These three men walk down to the ring, jawing back at the fans, contempt in their voices and giving nonchalant glances up at Jim and Tommy Jonas inside
the ring.

The club remix of “My Old Kentucky Home” hits up as the crowd explodes for the newest incarnation of two Kurtis’ teaming together. Chad and Jonothan run
out from the back with blue and white tye dyed shirts on and bandanas tied over their heads.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the team of Jonothan and Chad Kurtis… BLUEGRASS EXTREME!

Chad and Jonothan both toss out the new shirts, as well as the bandanas, to the crowd in attendance as they make their way down to the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: This promises to be one interesting match.

COREY TAYLOR: One bloody affair with RNR involved you mean.

DING DING

Jonothan springs backwards to the ropes, using the momentum they provide to launch himself with a roundhouse kick right into the temple of Raphael, sending
him into his partner Gabriel. Chad drops down sweeping the legs of Gabriel at the perfect timing and Gabriel goes down on his back. Jonothan and Chad high
five before Timmy and Jim Jonas charge in. Jim with a clothesline sends Chad into the ropes, but Jonothan avoids the spinning front kick that Tommy throws
his way, landing a spear right into his midsection folding him over. Tommy turns around charging at Jonothan, who leaps into the air, taking Jim down with
a hurricanrana. Michael yells out something on the outside, Jonothan taken down with a roaring elbow from Raphael.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match is utter chaos.

COREY TAYLOR: Michael leading his troops into battle.

ROB MARTINEZ: When he should be preparing for his own battle later tonight.

Jim gets up, Michael holds his foot, roaring elbow from Raphael sends him over the top rope at Michael’s feet. Massacre begins laying the boots to the
former Rebel Pro Tag Team Champion. Raphael turns, leg lariat from Chad sends him over the top rope to land on his mentor as Chad Kurtis wastes no time
in charging back to land a shining wizard on Tommy. Jonothan flies over the top rope with a corkscrew plancha taking out both Michael Massacre, Raphael,
and landing on Jim Jonas. Gabriel stands behind the rising Chad Kurtis, he taps hiim on the shoulder, Chad turns around. Right hand to Chad’s face, a second
to his mouth, a third to his jaw before Gabriel whips him into the ropes. Chad rebounds into a back body drop onto the canvas. Gabriel picks up the downed
Tommy Jonas, hooks him, spinning side slam takes him back down; but Chad is pulling himself back up. Gabriel with a huge running knee right into the side
of Chad’s face sends him up against the ropes. Gabriel charges again, Chad falls down with the top rope in his grasp, Gabriel is sent over the top.

ROB MARTINEZ: Smart move by The Show there.

COREY TAYLOR: If Gabriel hadn’t landed on his feet, sure.

Chad turns as Gabriel holds his ankle; kick to Gabriel’s face. Chad kicks him through the ropes before hopping to the top rope, flipping forward and landing
on Gabriel’s shoulders, flipping back with a hurricanrana. Gabriel blocks the move, powerbomb onto the concrete. Chad’s back is hurt now, but Gabriel lifts
him back up, another powerbomb on the concrete. Gabriel doesn’t release and lifts Chad back up.

COREY TAYLOR: Picture perfect Tiger bomb there by Gabriel.

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad is broken… in pieces.

Jonothan flies around the corner, holding onto the ringpost, toe kick right into Gabriel’s face stops him from starting the powerbomb mania again. Gabriel
holds at his mouth, where a smallish trickle of blood is coming from the corner. Gabriel charges in, Tommy Jonas from over the top rope with a plancha
takes Gabriel down to the concrete. Jonothan looks impressed, Tommy with a right fist into the Heart-throb’s pretty mouth stops the impressed look. Tommy
drops down with a quick thigh kick before returning with a swift kick into Jonothan’s ribs. Inverted facelock swinging neckbreaker takes Jonothan down
on the concrete. Tommy leaps up to the railing, twisting around to flip forwards in a somersault flip landing with a senton on Jonothan Kurtis outside
the ring. Tommy is on fire, but here comes Raphael around the corner, chair in hand. Tommy leaps quickly up to the apron, coming back with a front kick
that sends the chair right into Raphael’s face; the chair falls to the concrete to show a wound over his eyes that slowly begins to drip blood. Tommy with
a quick dropkick to Raphael’s knee sends him backwards, chair shot from Michael Massacre takes Tommy down on the floor. Here comes Thomas Young out from
the back to a roar from the crowd, Michael turns to begin running through the crowd; Thomas has a steel chair in his hand. Michael turns to see Jim Jonas
standing there with a baseball bat, he swings, Michael makes a spin move that would make any linebacker miss the tackle and hops the barricade. Thomas
Young runs down to the railing, but just watches Massacre’s retreating back; Thomas sits down at the announce table.

ROB MARTINEZ: We are being joined here by the current Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion.

COREY TAYLOR: Until later tonight anyways, the filthy Photoshop’er.

THOMAS YOUNG: You know, it appalls me that someone can’t admit defeat when they were clearly beaten. Wrestling isn’t for crybabies, but for true professionals.
Chad pulls himself up to his feet, holding onto his ribs and lower back, both red from the impacts of those vicious repeated powerbombs from Gabriel. Tommy
Raphael rolls Tommy Jonas into the ring, but Jim prevents him from rolling in after him; Gabriel lifts Chad up into the air, gorilla press slam right onto
the barricade, Chad might be unconscious. Gabriel rolls into the ring as Jim and Raphael begin trading fists near the ring steps. Jim picks up the steps.
Gabriel lifts Tommy into the air, gorilla press lam into an airplan spin, back into a gorilla press slam, back into an airplan spin; dropping him right
onto the top turnbuckle. Tommy is unconscious on his feet as he still hasn’t fallen from the impact of his face on the bolt under the padding. Gabriel
lifts him up, places Tommy’s feet on the top rope, elevated spinning DDT!

ROB MARTINEZ: The Revelation!

THOMAS YOUNG: It appears to be a devastating move to the head.

COREY TAYLOR: Duh?!

THOMAS YOUNG: I’m sorry Rob that you have to put up with this guy all the time.

ROB MARTINEZ: You and me both.

Gabriel makes the cover and referee Alan Stone slides into position for the count.

One…

Jim turns at the count as Raphael sends the stairs right into the side of his face with a standing dropkick.

Two…

Jonothan Kurtis rolls into the ring, hitting the ropes.

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Tommy

and Jim Jonas have been eliminated!

Gabriel lifts from the pin, Shining Apprentice from Jonothan Kurtis. J-Kurt spins to land on one foot, kicking straight out with the sole of his foot right
into the falling side of Gabriel’s face sending him back the opposite way. Jonothan hits the ropes, chair shot to the back of his head causes him to almost
hit his knee. Jonothan turns around, ring steps right into his face sends him down as Raphael rolls into the ring.

THOMAS YOUNG: Vicious shot with the steps there, but perfectly legal here in Rebel Pro.

COREY TAYLOR: Exactly, just as it was and is perfectly legal for Michael Massacre to get involved.

ROB MARTINEZ: Sure it is, but how fair is it?

THOMAS YOUNG: Exactly.

COREY TAYLOR: Who in the hell said anything about it being fair?

Raphael with a series of repeated kicks to the back of Jonothan’s head as he lays there on the canvas, not struggling a single bit. Raphael pulls Jonothan
up as The Jonas Brothers leave the ringside area, Jonothan fights back with a wicked right hand backing Raphael up into the corner. Gabriel gets up, murderous
intent on his face, right hand to the back of J-Kurt’s head. Gabriel lifts the head of Jonothan up as Raphael lifts J-Kurt’s feet. Both men begin swinging
the Heart-throb, but Jonothan manages to kick Raphael in the mouth before using the momentum to swing up and around Gabriel. Jonothan’s knees slam into
the back of Gabriel’s knees sending him into Raphael, Gabriel bounces back into a roll up by Jonothan. Raphael dives in to break up the pin as Alan Stone
slides into position. Here comes Chad Kurtis though, on the ring apron, he jumps to the top turnbuckle. Missile dropkick to Raphael as Jonothan delivers
a standing dropkick to his back, Raphael is sandwiched between the two. Chad boots Raphael in the midsection, holds at his ribs, and lifts Raphael up.
Powerbomb from Chad as Jonothan is there with a neckbreaker slam.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rapture on Raphael.

COREY TAYLOR: Damnable cheaters!

Michael Massacre steps from the black curtain as Thomas stands up at the announce table.

THOMAS YOUNG: Fellows, it has been a pleasure, but it is time to take out the trash.

Gabriel gets up to his feet, big boot to Jonothan takes him down to the canvas, Chad ducks under the big boot, spinning around with a toe kick to the back
of his knees sending him down to one knee. Chad charges past Gabriel, rebounding off the top turnbuckle as Gabriel gets up to his feet; Bluegrass Breeze
takes him back down. Chad makes a cover as Raphael with a flipping head scissors takes Jonothan out of the ring, but Jonothan holds on to bring Raphael
out of the ring as well. Alan Stone is in position.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of The Bluegrass Heart-throb Jonothan Kurtis and The Show Chad Kurtis… Bluegrass Extreme!

ROB MARTINEZ: Both teams impressive in what you can only call their debut.

COREY TAYLOR: But RNR debuted last show.

ROB MARTINEZ: Against students, Corey, against students.

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“Carbomb” hits the speakers as from the back walk the team of Duncan Aries and Vincent Black. The crowd gives a somewhat mixed reaction, not sure how to
take this newly formed team.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of five hundred and seventy-nine pounds, the team of DUNCAN ARIES and VINCENT BLACK!

Duncan and Vincent make their way down to the ring, listening to the mixed reaction; Vincent doesn’t seem to mind and Duncan slaps a few hands.

“Final Countdown” hits up and the crowd is still split in their decision as from the back walk the current Rebel Tag Champions, The Phoenix and Scottie
Snow. Phoenix is walking ahead of Snow and stares at the ring, more specifically at Duncan Aries.

JENNY JERSEY: Now introducing their opponents, the Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, at a total combined weight of four hundred and forty-five pounds, the
team of THE PHOENIX and SCOTTIE SNOW!

DING DING

Scottie Snow and Duncan meet each other in the center of the ring, Duncan begs for Phoenix to tag into the match, but all Phoenix does is look back as
he shakes his head. Ducan rushes over to Phoenix, but Snow with a drop toe hold sends him face first into the canvas.

ROB MARTINEZ: Smart move by Scottie Snow there.

COREY TAYLOR: The Phoenix has taught him well.

Duncan rolls over, kick to the back of Duncan by The Phoenix, here comes Vincent Black into the mix. Right hand from the big man sends Scottie down to
the canvas, Phoenix dodges a swinging right and left combo, but Duncan manages to catch the crafty veteran with a knee into the midsection and flip him
into the ring with a vertical suplex. Duncan releases at the mid point of the suplex as Phoenix lands, Vincent is there with a leg drop across Phoenix’s
throat with a leg hook and a pin.

One…

Scottie Snow dives in for a save as he dropkicks Vincent right in the jaw rolling him off the cover. Duncan pulls Scottie back up to his feet, forearm
to the chin, but Scottie with a quick front thrust to Duncan’s thigh with the toe of his boot stops Aries in his tracks.

COREY TAYLOR: What a low blow! Disqualify them!

ROB MARTINEZ: No low blow and no disqualifications here in Rebel Pro.

Scottie turns, locking in a side headlock. Duncan sends him into the ropes. Rebound into a back body sends Snow onto his back. Vincent pulls Phoenix up
to his feet, gorilla press slam onto Duncan’s knee has Phoenix winded again. Vincent and Duncan slap five before Aries picks Phoenix up whipping him into
the ropes. Rebounding Phoenix into a shoulder tackle from Duncan sends them both outside to the floor. Vincent looks over the top rope as he smiles triumphantly.
He turns, here comes Scottie Snow with a flying leg lariat, it has no effect on the big man. Scottie looks up and gulps as Black laughs at the tiny man.
Scottie rebounds, Vincent catches him with a spinning spinebuster that violently shakes the ring. He holds the legs for a pin.

One…

Two…

ROB MARTINEZ: Scottie managing to kick out there.

COREY TAYLOR: Just barely, but yeah he did.

Scottie is yanked up to his feet, Vincent is ticked off, he power whips Scottie into the corner, charging clothesline. Scottie avoids by ducking out os
the way, standing dropkick to Vincent’s back. Scottie with a rollup.

One…

Vincent kicks out with authority. Duncan whips Phoenix into the ringpost, but Phoenix reverses sending Duncan into the hard steel. Duncan’s head rebounds,
Phoenix with a swinging neckbreaker. Rob digs under the chair to pull out a dual set of steel chairs, he tosses one into the ring before sliding in after
it. Vincent is staring down The Panther. Phoenix with a big chair shot to Vincent’s back causes the big man to turn. *WHAM!* another chair shot, this one
to Vincent’s face backs the man up against the ropes. Scottie pulls down the ropes and the third shot sends Black over the top rope to land on his shoulder
on the outside. Duncan rolls into the ring, picking up the discarded steel chair. He dives in at Phoenix, Scottie Snow with The Snow Plow! Phoenix dives
from the top rope with The Ashes and hooks the leg.

One…

Two…

Vincent pulls Phoenix out of the ring. Massive forearm backs him up against the announce table.

ROB MARTINEZ: I got a feeling this is fixing to be right in our lap.

COREY TAYLOR: Here comes Scottie Snow over the top!

Phoenix sees and drops down to his back as Scottie lands on Vincent with a chair assisted corkscrew plancha. The table disentigrates into a bunch of pieces
as Phoenix pays no attention to Snow and rolls back into the ring. Duncan is getting back up to his feet. Spear from Duncan sends Phoenix to the canvas
where Duncan pummels him with a Lou Thesz press. Phoenix rolls over with a Lou Thesz press of his own and these two are trading punches right and left
here in this match like they are kids on a school playground. Phoenix with a thumb to the eyes, but somehow Duncan manages to block it with a fist into
Phoenix’s chin. Duncan picks Phoenix up, whip into the ropes.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Culmination!

COREY TAYLOR: Damn! It can’t be. Scottie wake up and do your job!

Duncan hooks the leg.

One…

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match and NEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions, the team of Vincent Black and “The Spade” Duncan Aries!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow, a fairly quick match, but fast paced throughout the entire thing.

COREY TAYLOR: Big moves, fast action, and a slacker in the form of Scottie Snow.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is set for one fall, and is for the CAROLINAS CHAMPIONSHIP! Before the match begins, please welcome REBEL owner Larry
Gordon!

Gordon waves to the fans, then takes a seat next to Martinez. Referee Jimmy Johnson looks at Gordon, slightly nervous.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mr. Gordon, pleasure to have you out here tonight.

LARRY GORDON: Thank you Rob, although I’d like to out here just for pleasure. I’m doing some business…

COREY TAYLOR: Why are you out here, Gordon? Here to screw a wrestler over?

LARRY GORDON: I’m here to prevent that, Taylor. I’m not so sure about referee Johnson lately, I want to get a close-up view of his officiating and make
sure he calls this one right down the middle, no questionable calls. I’m tired of REBEL matches, especially titles, being decided under controversy.

The Who’s ” We Won’t Be Fooled Again” plays. A mixed reaction comes from the crowd…

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the challenger! Weighing two-hundred and sixty-three pounds… from Turkey Cross, Kentucky, he is CUZIN ZEKE!

ROB MARTINEZ: The former champion taking his rematch here tonight at Merrytime Massacre. You can tell some members of our audience have already forgiven
Zeke for his time in the FTC, but not every fan so quick to forget… he’ll have to prove he really has turned over a new leaf.

COREY TAYLOR: I’m sure it’s just a brilliant FTC plot! Without Mikey, Zeke is just like the rest of these hillbillies!

LARRY GORDON: The hillbillies pay your salary… and I sign your cheques.

COREY TAYLOR: Like I was saying, these wonderful hillbillies and all five of their teeth!

MEATLOAF! The crowd pops big-time as Matthew Kurtis steps through the curtain, Carolinas title draped over his shoulder.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! He weighs in at three-hundred and twenty pounds… from Wickliffe, Kentucky, he is the Carolinas Champion “BLUEGRASS BADASS”
MATTHEW KURTIS!

ROB MARTINEZ: Two big men here, Matthew Kurtis one of the biggest REBEL’s ever seen. But it was only last month that Matt here got the monkey off his back
and finally won REBEL gold following a big victory over Duncan Aries the show prior. The question is, can he now retain it against a determined former
champion in Zeke?

Referee Johnson checks both men (why, it’s REBEL? Probably because his boss is at ringside.), then calls for the bell!

DING DING DING

Big time lock up in the middle from these two hosses, Matt powers Zeke to the ropes. BIG chop to light the cuzin up, irish whip, shoulder block from Zeke!
Matt don’t even budge. Zeke and Matt chest to chest, Zeke tells Matt to try! The Bluegrass familia member hits the ropes, thud. Zeke barely moves! They
both hit the ropes, colliding to a dead stop in the middle of the ring. Zeke unloads with a big right hand, Matt returns fire. They’re picking up where
they left off a month ago! Matt with the weight, height and reach advantage gets Zeke into a corner, where Johnson asks for a break. He gets one, but Matt
whips Zeke across the ring. Into the corner. Matt charges, Zeke gets the boot up to the face. Zeke on the first turnbuckle, off with a double ax-handle
blow that rocks Matt. He knees Matt in the gut and hooks a facelock, looking for a suplex. The big Matt blocks it, then reverses into a ring-shaking suplex
of his own!

COREY TAYLOR: You had the ring reinforced, right Gordon?

LARRY GORDON: This ring could handle another four Matt Kurtis’ in it, Taylor! We may not be a billion-dollar company but I want REBEL Pro to be top notch
in every way it can be.

Matt hits a leg drop and covers, only gets a two count. Side headlock on the mat now, Matt trying to wear down Zeke. The man from the back hills starts
getting to his feet though. He gets behind Matt and delivers a back suplex! Holy crap! Again the ring shakes. Zeke covers, only gets one and a half before
the authoritative kick-out. Zeke grabs Matt by the head to pull him up, clubbing blows before setting the man up — Matt throws his arms away! Throwing
rights and lefts, but Zeke stomps on Matt’s foot to distract him. He hits the ropes with a clothesline, Matt wobbles but doesn’t go down. Zeke off again,
second clothesline rocks Matt but doesn’t take him down. Third time’s the charm —

— or not as Matt catchs Zeke with a thundering spinning sideslam! Cover one two, kick-out by the challenger. Matt gets to his feet, he pulls Zeke up…
NO WAY ARE YOU KIDDING?

GORILLA PRESS SLAM!

ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew Kurtis just pressed two-hundred and sixty-plus pounds over his head! Unbelievable! Just how strong is the man?

The crowd cheers “BGM, BGM, BGM” as Matt puts his arms up. He turns back to Zeke, hooking him from behind for what could be a german suplex, but Zeke -
surprisingly for a man his size – jumps up and forward, delivering a mule kick to the jaw of Matt. Zeke grabs Kurtis and delivers a neckbreaker! Could
that be enough? Johnson counts one, two, right on the money but Matt kicks out before three.

LARRY GORDON: Good, solid consistent count from referee Johnson.

Zeke climbing to the top rope… are you kidding? He flies off at the rising Matt with a cross body block — CAUGHT! SPINNING POWERSLAM! Matt hooks the
leg ONE, TWO, TH—ZEKE KICKS OUT! The ring ropes still bouncing from that impact! Zeke slaps the crook of his forearm, he’s signalling for one of his
big moves. He whips Zeke to the corner, hits the opposite ropes…

CLOTHESLINE FROM KENTUCKY!

Zeke goes down in a heap, Matt down to the mat for a cover! ONE! TWO! TH— foot on the ropes!

ROB MARTINEZ: The champion almost retained right there, but Zeke able to get his foot in the ropes. We don’t have DQs here in REBEL, but the referees don’t
count falls or submissions in the ropes!

COREY TAYLOR: Matt Kurtis should’ve pulled Zeke away from the ropes. It’s obvious he doesn’t have the killer champion instinct!

LARRY GORDON: Maybe he didn’t want to give Zeke any time to recover…

COREY TAYLOR: Bah!

Matt says it’s over time, calling for the Bluegrass Bomb. Can he get the big man up? Maybe… but Zeke fights and back drops Matt over! Matt gets to his
feet, throws a right hand, Zeke ducks and swoops right behind, locking on the COBRA CLUTCH! Matt struggles as Zeke tries to put him out… center of the
ring! Matt reaching out… forces his way to the ropes. Zeke, surprisingly, gives a clean break. Maybe he did mean what he said last show about being sorry
for what he did with the FTC.

Zeke lets Matt come out of the ropes, they start slugging it out, center ring! Two big bulls throwin’ down! Zeke catches Matt with a big blow to the side
of the head, then delivers a knee to the midsection, doubling Matt over. He lifts the man up for a piledriver, but Matt won’t let him take him. Back drop
— same counter Zeke just used! But Zeke actually rolls it through like a sunset flip!

ONE, TWO, no!

Zeke hits the ropes for a clothesline, Matt ducks and hits the ropes! Zeke turns around!

BLUEGRASS MAFIA KICK!

ZEKE DUCKS!

Matt stumbles, keeps his balance, turns around —

INTO A RING-SHAKING SPINEBUSTER!

That was big-time! And now Zeke wasting no time going to the top rope…

MUDPUDDLE SPLASH!

That’s a big man coming off the top, he hooks the leg ONE, TWO, THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, once again Carolinas Champion… CUZIN ZEKE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke regains the title, what a great match from both competitors! And it was clean, down the middle, from both Zeke… and no questionable
calls from Jimmy Johnson, Mr. Gordon.

COREY TAYLOR: Stop kissin’ the bosses ass, Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: I do no such thing. Matthew Kurtis finally, after almost three years, became a champion in REBEL Pro, but it’s over already. Matt no doubt
doesn’t intend for it to be another three years before gold is once again around his waist. But tonight, your winner and new champion, Cuzin Zeke!

Zeke helps Matt up, and they shake hands. Matt leaves, frustrated but he knows he was beaten fair & square here at Merrytime Massacre. Zeke points to the
crowd, title over his shoulder. He’s receiving more cheers than he did before the match started…

Larry Gordon stands up, leaning over a bit because the headset is still on.

LARRY GORDON: Fellers, I’ve got an announcement that needs to be made here, so I’ll chat with you both later on.

Larry Gordon walks over to where Jenny is standing and she hands him the microphone.

LARRY GORDON: Glad you folks are enjoying yourselves!

They are, if the cheer is any indication.

LARRY GORDON: Well, how would you all like to be the first to hear the main event for the Underground show in two weeks?

It sounds like they want to know and want to know now.

LARRY GORDON: Alright… alright… but first, I’ve got an announcement to make.

The crowd hushes

LARRY GORDON: Well, since Mr. Massacre so kindly removed himself from head trainer at Underground, removing me the pleasure of firing him.

Chuckle from Larry.

LARRY GORDON: I’ve been hunting a new trainer and I do believe I’ve found the individual who can lead those potential superstars to their stardom, more
than Mr. Massacre ever could.

CROWD: Who is it! who is it! Who is it!

LARRY GORDON: The new trainer for Rebel Pro Underground is none other than… “The Celtic Legend” Macculloch!

The crowd is speechless until all of a sudden the shock wears off and they explode up from their seats. Popcorn, drinks, chips, every thing goes flying
up in the air as they scream for joy. Larry chuckles at their enthusiasm.

LARRY GORDON: And now for the main event f the Underground show in two weeks, by the way any person bringing in a toy will receive free admission to the
show.

Larry Gordon pauses for effect. LARRY GORDON: The main event will indeed be the end of FTC as Cuzin’ Zeke takes on Mikey Massacre, I just love calling
him that because he hates it so much, taking on… Vincent Black in a triple threat match! It will be a non title match with the first person to score
a pinfall being declared the winner.

The crowd is loving it, but Larry holds up a hand.

LARRY GORDON: Seeing as they had some… hostility towards one another near the end, this match will be fought within the confinds of barbed wire ropes!
Hope to see you all there and remember, bring your toys to get into the festivities for free.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with no time limit and it is for the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Championship!

The crowd explodes at the announcement of this match, that is until “Heavy Metal Machine” by the Smashing Pumpkins hits the speakers and they immediately
begin to boo. Michael Massacre walks out from the back a smug look on his face.

JENNY JERSEY: From The Seven Valleys, he stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds… MICHAEL MASSACRE!

Michael walks down the aisle and up the steps onto the ring apron before stepping through the ropes.

“Screams of the Undead” hit the speakers as the crowd explodes in cheers for the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion.

JENNY JERSEY: Now introducing the Rebel Pro Heavyweight Champion, he hails from Hollywood Florida, standing at six feet four inches and weighs in at two
hundred and forty-five pounds… THOMAS YOUNG!

Thomas slides in under the bottom rope, springing to to his feet before Massacre has a chance to attack.

DING DING

ROB MARTINEZ: Here we are with the rematch for the Rebel World Heavyweight Championship.

COREY TAYLOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa…rematch? You’re part of it aren’t you?

ROB MARTINEZ: I’m afraid to ask but part of what?

COREY TAYLOR: This conspiracy to make everyone think that Michael Massacre lost to Thomas Young. Young never beat Massacre it’s just like the Apollo 11
Moon Landing it’s one big hoax. And you’re part of it my friend you’ve been brainwashed by Mr. Gordon.

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you really believe that, TAYLOR?

COREY TAYLOR: It’s what Massacre said and he wouldn’t lie to us unlike Thomas Young and the so-called Justice League, because he’s the one really fighting
for what’s right in wrestling and the powers-that-be are conspiring against Michael to make him look like a loser.

ROB MARTINEZ: Right…. well there’s the bell and this match for the Rebel World Heavyweight Championship between the champ Thomas Young and the challenger
Michael Massacre is underway.

Up in the ring Thomas Young and Michael Massacre tie up in a collar and elbow. Thomas gets the first advantage with a hammerlock on Massacre but it is
quickly reversed. Young reverses Michael’s hammerlock into a headlock and then takes Massacre down to the mat. Massacre stands up and breaks the headlock
by shooting Thomas into the ropes. Thomas comes off the ropes and knocks Michael down with a shoulder tackle and then hit’s the ropes on the other side
intending to hit another tackle but Michael counters with a back body drop that sends Young hard to the mat. He follows with a grapevine and several stomps
to the left leg of Young before pulling the champ up to his feet and sending him to the ropes.

COREY TAYLOR: Michael really working Thomas over here.

ROB MARTINEZ: It appears to be fairly back and forth to me.

Michael ducks his head but Young stops and puts the “Self-Proclaimed Sell-out” down with a side Russian Legsweep. Thomas goes for a quick cover but only
gets a one count. Both men make it to their feet but not for long as after trading punches Massacre gains an advantage with a thumb to the eyes of Young.
Michael presses his advantage with a boot to the Champ’s gut followed by a snap DDT. Massacre going for the quick cover, but Young kicks out at one.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match has been back and forth with both men for the most part showing off their technical skills but neither man can get a real advantage
over the other.

COREY TAYLOR: Just give the champ time Martinez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Are you saying that you want Thomas Young to be victorious?

COREY TAYLOR: No Martinez, I said the champ the real one you know Michael Massacre not the paper champ Young

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh brother!

Back in the ring Massacre and Young have made it back to their feet once again but Massacre isn’t on his feet long when Young nails him with a short-arm
clothesline and follows up with a headlock on the fallen Massacre. Michael powers back up to his feet and puts Thomas down with a back suplex and then
crashes down on him with an elbow drop. Michael hit’s the ropes for a more powerful elbow drop but a drop toe hold from Thomas sends him crashing face
first to the mat. Thomas gets to his feet a split second before Michael and charges with a clothesline that puts Massacre on his back. A running knee drop
later and Thomas has suddenly gained the momentum. Thomas waits for Michael to get and puts him back down with a snap suplex. Thomas hits the opposite
ropes as Michael uses the ropes to pull himself up. As Thomas charges at him Michael pulls the ropes down and Thomas goes tumbling over and hits his head
on the mats outside the ring. Michael takes a moment to collect himself and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks down at Thomas slowly starting
to stir. Michael takes stock of where Thomas is on the floor looking like he’s to fly off with a high risk maneuver but at the last second he changes his
mind and flips off the crowd and climbs down from the turnbuckle.

COREY TAYLOR: Brilliant strategy by the true champion, making the crowd think he is going to do something daredevilish.

ROB MARTINEZ: You do know that you called the match between Thomas and Michael at Misgivings right?

COREY TAYLOR: I think you must have been dreaming, I have never called that match.

Instead Michael rolls out under the bottom rope and tosses the still groggy and now bleeding Thomas Young into the ring. Massacre pulls the champ to his
feet and drives him down again with an Astroplex and goes for the cover Referee Alan Stone makes a count…

One…

Two…

Kick-out by the champ. Massacre presses his attack and breaks out another move stolen from an enemy and nails Thomas with a Everplex followed by a Kurtisplex
another count and Thomas gets a shoulder up at 2 and a half. Michael looks at Referee Stone and counts to three for him to show him how it’s done. Michael
then decides to use one of his own moves and locks in his New Mexican Cloverleaf and really yanks back looking like he’s trying to break Young’s back.
The crowd is begging Thomas not to tap as he crawls for the ropes. Michael wretches back while yelling at the ref to ask him if he gives up. Thomas screams
out no and finally makes it to the ropes and Michael finally breaks the hold and walks to the opposite side of the ring and goes outside again and pulls
a steel chair out from under the ring and slides back into the ring with it. Thomas sees Michael coming and is able to get a Big Boot on the chair sending
it back into Michael’s face and busting him open.

ROB MARTINEZ: Great counter by Thomas Young there.

COREY TAYLOR: I claim foul, red flag!

Thomas somehow gets a second wind and nails the now recovered and charging Michael with The Omega Driver but he can’t cover right away. Thomas crawls over
and puts an arm over Michael’s chest. Referee Stone counts….

One…

Two…

Three…NO! The count is broken up as Michael’s newest disciples Revolutions and Revelations, Gabriel and Raphael, come jumping out of the crowd, they
hit the ring and help Michael attack Thomas.

ROB MARTINEZ: Someone needs to stop this, Michael’s goon squad has no business out here.

COREY TAYLOR: Well the ref can’t do anything because like you like to point out this is Rebel. But where are Young’s precious friends the Bluegrass Mafia?
ROB MARTINEZ: Funny you should ask here they come now. Who is that large masked man jumping out of the crowd?

COREY TAYLOR: No Damn it!

The Bluegrass Xtreme of Chad and Jonothan Kurtis hit the ring and start brawling with Revolutions and Revelations and Matthew Kurtis goes directly to Michael
Massacre and pulls him off Thomas Young. The large masked man prevents Matthew from planting Michael with a spinning sideslam as “the Show” and “the Bluegrass
Heart-Throb” nail Gabriel and Raphael with twin Superkicks that knock them out of the ring. The rest of the Justice League climbs out of the ring and pick
up Massacre’s thugs pushing them on to the back as Referee Jimmy Johnson comes out to help restore order. The large masked man pushes Matthew to the back
with fists flying, Chad and Jonothan turn around. Double clothesline takes them down and the masked man leaves the carnage in his wake as he walks through
the curtain.

ROB MARTINEZ: Who is that man?

COREY TAYLOR: No idea, but he definitely left his calling card.

Back in the ring both Young and Massacre struggle to regain their feet but nobody notices Michael pick-up something dropped by his back-up during all the
confusion of the brawl. As Thomas charges at him Michael reaches up with the item and sprays it in Thomas’ face it’s pepper spray. The pepper spray in
Young’s face is followed by a low-blow and then Massacre gets the disabled and hurting Thomas Young in position and hits his finisher The Sellout! Michael
covers and Referee Stone counts…

One…

Two…

Three.

JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and Neeeeeee…

Michael grabs the mic from Jenny

MICHAEL MASSACRE: “No, no, no, no you ignorant slut I’m STILL the Champion!”

Michael holds the Rebel World Heavyweight Belt high in the air as the crowd boos unmercifully and EMT’s rush to the ring to flush Thomas’s eyes and face
to get the pepper spray off of him as Michael Massacre walks to the back. Half-way there the large masked man comes out to meet him, Michael reaches out
to shake his hand, the man does so. As Michael releases the hand, the masked man does not release Michael’s hand.

ROB MARTINEZ: Uh oh.

COREY TAYLOR: He just wants an autograph.

The big man pulls Michael closer, boot to the gut and a powerbomb right onto the concrete. He leans over the fallen Massacre, removing his mask to reveal…
COREY TAYLOR: Its Mack!

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy jumping jehosifat Batman!

Black-out.

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Credits

Thomas Young(©) vs Michael Massacre-Kurtis the Bruiser

Matthew Kurtis(©) vs Cuzin’ Zeke-Ro the Conquerer

The Phoenix/Scottie Snow(©) vs Duncan Aries/Vincent Black-Bean the Blind

Bluegrass Extreme vs Revolutions and Revelations vs The Jonas Brothers-Bean the Terrible

Megan Nash Strader(#1) vs Randy Richter vs Scarecrow vs Dez Carter-Sean the Celtic Writer

Aeolus Wrath segment-Nick the Norwegian