Best of Rebel Pro 2009 Disc 2

May’s Match of the Month
Underground Presents 05/23/2009
Hardcore Battle Royal

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is your present from Owner Larry Gordon and is a Hardcore Tag Team Battle Royal.
The crowd jumps up and cheers.
COREY TAYLOR: Isn’t every match a hardcore match here in Rebel Pro? So what is different?
ROB MARTINEZ: Something is different about this one, but you got to wait for Jenny to announce it.
JENNY JERSEY: There will only be one member per team allowed in the ring at a single time and only after his or her partner is eliminated will the final
member of the team be allowed to enter and compete.
COREY TAYLOR: How?
ROB MARTINEZ: The owner, he actually likes me.
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match will receive a future Rebel Pro Tag Team title shot.
The crowd begins to chant for their favorites. Some chant for Night Thyme, some for Dazing Glory, but the majority are chanting for Bluegrass Mafia 2.0.
COREY TAYLOR: Bluecheese…
DING DING
ROB MARTINEZ: Let the fun begin.
“The Oddities” by ICP queues up and from the back to a chorus of boos comes one of the new teams to Rebel Pro.
JENNY JERSEY: Now on their way to the ring, THE FREAK and SHUT DOWN… THE… FREAK SHOW!
The Freak begins to toss various weapons into the ring such as a few steel chairs, a couple of tables are slid under the bottom rope, a 2×4, some barbed
wire, thumbtacks, and a case of empty beer bottles. Shut Down motions for The Freak to climb into the ring saying that it won’t be long before he is eliminated
anyways. The Freak shoots him a bird before rolling in under the ring. Shut Down pulls a few strings of firecrackers out of his pocket and finds a roll
of duct tape from under the ring.
COREY TAYLOR: My pick to win this thing.
“Rape This Day” by Tomahawk chops its way through the speakers and from the back walks another new tag team to Rebel Pro.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of JOHNNY MAVERICK AND SPYKE GEIN… THE REJECTS!
Each member of The Rejects brings down a can of black spraypaint to the ring and Spyke rolls into the ring to start the match for his team.
COREY TAYLOR: My pick to win it all.
“Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys queues up to a chorus of boos, no wait it is cheers. Ah hell, it is a mixed reaction for another new tag team here in Rebel
Pro.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of EPOCH and QUANTUM… DEJA…. VUUUUUUU!
Epoch and Quantum walk from the back with Quantum carrying a barbed wire baseball bat and Epoch holding two bowling balls with thumbtacks glued onto it.
They arrive at the ring and Epoch rolls under the bottom rope and he is into the match. From under the ring Quantum pulls out a chain and a wrench used
to set up the ring; he tosses them both into the squared circle.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well?
COREY TAYLOR: Sort of on the fence about this one.
ROB MARTINEZ: The ring is filling up quickly with all sorts of weapons.
“Universal” by Borknagar queues up and the men begin to drool over Lacey Gloria as Dazing Glory walk from the back.
JENNY JERSEY: DERRICK DAZE and LACEY GLORIA… DAZING GLORY!
Derrick is holding a fire extinguisher as he stares into the ring at their opponents. Lacey Gloria is there with what appears to be a make up case. They
both walk down to the ring stalidly and Derrick slides in under the bottom rope to start the match.
COREY TAYLOR: Not a chance.
ROB MARTINEZ: Lacey with a makeup case?
“Tu Veneno” by Natalia Oreiro salsas its way through the speakers in a spicey fashion and the men are still drooling. The only change in the crowd from
the cheers for Dazing Glory’s Lacey Gloria is that the women are screaming for El Rey de Corazones as the men pant like dogs after La Reina de los Mariposas.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of EL REY DE CORAZONES and LA REINA DE LOS MARIPOSAS… CORAZONES Y MARIPOSAS!
El Rey walks down to the ring glad handing fans as La Reina stares into the eyes of Lacey Gloria. La Reina is holding a metal walking cane in her left hand
and a kendo stick in the other. El Rey climbs through the ropes to stare at the other participants in the match; La Reina stares daggers at Lacey Gloria.
ROB MARTINEZ: These two look really confident.
COREY TAYLOR: How can you tell? they are wearing masks.
ROB MARTINEZ: Just look at they way they are walking.
COREY TAYLOR: Oh, I see her walking perfectly fine.
“The Champion In Me” flyes its way through the speakers and from the back comes a running and high fiving duo of Chris Samsonite and Justin Thyme to the
crowd’s delight.
JENNY JERSEY: The team of CHRISTOPHER SAMSONITE and JUSTIN THYME… NIGHT THYME!
Chris is carrying a thumbtack covered kendo stick while Justin is carrying a… kitchen sink? They walk down to the ring as Justin flips over the top rope
and into the ring.
COREY TAYLOR: Again… not a chance.
“My Old Kentucky Home” by Nappy Roots runs its way through the speakers as from the back, to a standing ovation, walks out Jonothan and Matthew Kurtis.
JENNY JERSEY: JONOTHAN AND MATTHEW KURTIS… THE BLUEGRASS MAFIA 2.0!
The crowd is giving one of the top tag teams much love and these two are returning it; well, Jonothan is probably trying to pick up some numbers. Matthew
looks over at him and J-Kurt quickly stops motioning for him and his brother canadian pharmacy to continue down. Matthew is carrying a basic steel chair and Jonothan is
carrying his cell phone down to the ring. Matthew stands outside of the ring, with the others, as Jonothan slides under the bottom rope. The ring is surrounded
making this look like a lumberjack match.
COREY TAYLOR: Dumb and ugly are now at ringside.
ROB MARTINEZ: Let Matthew hear you saying that.
COREY TAYLOR: Not a chance.
JENNY JERSEY: And… the fun begins!
Jonothan Kurtis and The Freak immediately begin going at each other with rights and lefts in a corner of the ring. Derrick Daze and El Rey begin to trade
blows as well with vigor and determination to be the victorious team here in this match up. Justin Thyme, Spyke, and Epoch trade blows back and forth among
the three of themselves. El Rey nearly has Derrick eliminated already when Justin comes over to prevent the elimination by slamming a fist into El Rey’s
midsection. Daze where did viagra get its name looks grateful, but perplexed why Justin would help him. Justin with a right hand takes the look off of Derrick’s face and an elbow to
El Rey takes him off guard sending him precariously near the ropes. J-Kurt with a side headlock on The Freak who grabs a handful of thumbtacks shoving
them into J-Kurt’s side. Jonothan gasps in pain and surprise, The Freak digs them in deeper into J-Kurt’s flesh. Blood begins to trickle from the wounds
in his side. Spyke and Epoch are also in a corner, Spyke tring to chew the nose right off of Epoch, for his defense, Epoch delivers a low blow that causes
Spyke to grab at his manhood. Epoch with a running high knee lift sends his head flying up blood trickling from his nose already.
COREY TAYLOR: Blood already in this match and we are less than a minute into it.
ROB MARTINEZ: Is all you care about the pain and suffering of others?
COREY TAYLOR: Nah, I love boobs and money too.
Spyke with a right hand sends Epoch back into the corner with his back slamming into the turnbuckles. Justin is brawling with Derrick and El Rey and for
the moment seems to be getting the better of the two more seasoned stars. The Freak is ripping the flesh of J-Kurt off of his body with the thumbtacks
by dragging them down his rib cage over and over. Bloody red tracks are being dug into his flesh, but El Rey stumbles into The Freak and he drops the handful
of thumbtacks to the mat below. The Freak turns to nail El Rey in the face, but El Rey ducks under the blow sending The Freak backwards with a heartpunch
and The Freak seems to be out cold as he holds at his chest. J-Kurt turns to nail El Rey in the side of his head and he nearly succeeds in eliminating
El Rey with just that one blow; but El Rey catches himself before he is eliminated. Derrick Daze and Justin turn to find Epoch delivering a massive chair
shot onto Spyke’s skull sending the Weird One down to the canvas. Epoch turns as Justin and Derrick charge the chair swinging man. THWACK! THWACK!, both
Derrick and Justin go down in a heap thanks to the steel chair. Epoch turns to find El Rey, The Freak, and Jonothan staring at him. All three charge, but
Epoch is unable to defend himself against all three. off and The Freak manages to eliminate Epoch as he brings the chair down on El Rey’s skull. J-Kurt
takes the oppurtunity to lift the dead weight of El Rey up and over the top rope and two have been eliminated here.
JENNY JERSEY: El Rey de Corazones and Epoch have been eliminated! Quantum and La Reina are now able to enter into the match for their respective tag teams.
ROB MARTINEZ: Two eliminations already in this match.
COREY TAYLOR: And not nearly enough blood.
La Reina takes no time in diving under the bottom rope delivering a low blow to Jonothan Kurtis, spinning on the heel of one foot with a roundhouse kick
to The Freak’s temple and both go down. Derrick Daze gets up to his feet and tries to eliminate Justin by rolling him over the top rope. La Reina pulls
Spyke up to his feet slamming her brass knuckled fist into his skull with sickening pleasure. Quantum grabs her by the back of her mask turning her around
thundering his meaty fist into her nose and a crunching sound is heard. Blood quickly flows from the mouth of her mask and her eyes glaze over as Quantum
slams another fist into her obvious broken nose. Spyke bites La Reina on her leg and her hand goes to her leg just as Quantum boots her in the face. La
Reina goes down and Quantum is on her pounding away as Spyke bites at her leg. Jonothan and The Freak resume their battle from earlier, but Jonothan quickly
gains the upper hand with a fist into the Freak’s mouth. The Freak drops down to one knee and delivers a low blow, but J-Kurt side steps the attempted
low blow slamming a knee into The Freak’s face. He hooks the Freak up, dropping him down with a vertical suplex on top of a table that hasn’t been set
up. J-Kurt wraps the string of barbed wire around his fist digging it into The Freak’s face. Justin picks up the 2 by 4 and swings at Derrick’s head. Daze
ducks under the blow lifting Justin up with a half nelson and eliminates him. No wait! Justin manages, just barely to hold onto the top rope by his right
hand. Derrick sees this and brings down the 2 by 4 on his hand, he loses his grip and falls to the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: Justin Thyme has been eliminated; Christopher Samsonite can now enter the match.
COREY TAYLOR: Only one more idiot to go on that team.
ROB MARTINEZ: I’d like to see you get in there and hang with them.
COREY TAYLOR: No thanks, they get embarrassed enough as it is.
Chris wastes no time in sliding in under the bottom rope and continuing with Derrick Daze. A boot to the midsection causes him to release the 2 by 4, and
the shot with Jonothan’s cell phone to the top of his head sends Derrick down to the mat; the cell phone is no longer any good so Chris tosses it into
the crowd. J-Kurt looks ticked off at his phone being destroyed and slams a fist into Chris’ face sending him backwards into the ropes. Spyke is now biting
on the screaming Quantum’s shoulder and he is biting for all he is worth. The Freak comes over dropping a leg across the back of Quantum’s head sending
his ugly mug into the canvas. The Freak pulls Quantum up to his feet with the biting Spyke still clinging on, he nails him in the face with some brass
knuckles found on the canvas. Quantum stumbles backwards; Spyke uses his position for an inverted DDT and Quantum is down on the mat. Spyke looks up, blood
streaming from his mouth, and dives at The Freak who isn’t ready for this charge. The Freak throws a right hand, but Spyke ducks under the blow delivering
a throat thrust to The Freak and the two begin to brawl like high school students fighting over a prom date. The Freak rolls Spyke over delivering a blow
to Spyke’s crotch that the crazed man doesn’t feel at all. Spyke with a headbutt sends the Freak rolling off of him clutching at his head. La Reina gets
shakily up to her feet and tosses her head from side to side sending blood to land on the canvas. She bends to pick up a steel chair. She brings it down
on Quantum’s skull before turning to nail Jonothan Kurtis and Chris Samsonite with its surface. Derrick Daze has gotten up behind her and is grinning,
she is in perfect position to be eliminated. She seems to sense something as she turns around with a golf shot right to his grinning face. Derrick loses
a tooth levitra free sample coupon in the process as he falls on his back.
ROB MARTINEZ: Sick shot to Derrick’s face.
COREY TAYLOR: Beautiful swing though.
La Reina turns back around intending to take out The Freak and Spyke, but a standing dropkick from Jonothan sends her stumbling towards the ropes and she
is over the ropes, but Lacey Gloria pushes her back into the ring and mouths something about next week bitch. La Reina turns around to say something back
to her when Jonothan charges at her, she swings the steel chair, but J-Kurt ducks under the swing half nelson slam onto the steel chair she was swinging.
La Reina goes limp in Jonothan’s hands and he quickly pulls her up and intends on dumping her over the side. The Freak saves her unintentionally by slamming
the 2 by 4 into J-Kurt’s crotch and he drops the sexy superstar on the canvas to lay in a pool of her own blood. J-Kurt holds at his groin as The Freak
slams a barbed wire wrapped fist into J-Kurt’s face bringing even more rivers of blood into the match. The Freak shoves http://cialiscanada-onlinerx.com/ J-Kurt into the corner, but trips
over the outstretched hand of La Reina. Shut Down hands him the string of firecrackers and duct tape. The Freak with a boot into Jonothan’s midsection
following it up with a even flow DDT. He rolls The Bluegrass heartthrob over onto his back and duct tapes the firecrackers to Jonothan’s manhood. Biting
the duct tape to tear it off from the roll, he motions for the lighter, and Matthew has seen enough. He runs over, but it is too late as The Freak has
the lighter and lights the fuse.
ROB MARTINEZ: This… could be bad…
COREY TAYLOR: Could be? It is going to be awful for his love life over the next couple of weeks.
Quantum and Spyke are back up and at each other’s throats. Spyke with a eye gouge as Quantum delivers a big time bell clap to his head. Spyke goes down
as Quantum holds at his eyes. Quantum boots Spyke in the face and he goes down on his back. Christopher Samsonite springs from a steel chair delivering
a front kick to Quantum that sends him into the corner face first. Chris turns around, proud of himself, to find a charging Derrick Daze coming straight
for him. Chris ducks under the attack and back body drops Derrick over the top and to the floor below.
JENNY JERSEY: Derrick Daze has been eliminated; Lacey Gloria can now enter the match.
Lacey slides her makeup case into the ring and quickly follows in behind it. She kneels beside the downed La Reina and pulls out a bottle of red iodine
and pours the entire contents of the bottle into the gash on La Reina’s arm. La Reina wakes up immediately screaming from the pain and slamming a fist
into Lacey’s face. Lacey falls back from the unexpected blow holding at her cheek. Lacey pulls her hand back from her cheek and notices blood. La Reina
laughs at the shocked expression on Lacey’s face and throws another right hand into her face, she has the barbed wire in her hand! Lacey falls back this
time, blood streaming from the wound in her cheek. The firecrackers on Jonothan Kurtis go off with a loud bang and a scream as Jonothan is bleeding profusely
from in between his legs and The Freak makes an easy time of eliminating J-Kurt from the match.
JENNY JERSEY: Jonothan Kurtis has been eliminated; Matthew Kurtis can now enter the match.
Matthew looks up into the ring and delivers a knee into Shut Down’s face before climbing into the ring and heading straight for The Freak, who is watching
the two women brawl. Medical personnel rush down to the ring to check on Jonothan Kurtis, but immediately begin to beat the holy hell out of J-Kurt. Matthew
turns to find this going on and quickly climbs through the middle ropes jumping down on one of the attackers. He throws the attacker into the guard railing
and the other two rush away toting their hurt compadre with them. Real Medical Personnel come down to the ring and treat Jonothan carrying him to the back
on a stretcher. Before he leaves, he points to Matthew and makes a belt gesture around his waist; Matthew nods before climbing back into the ring. The
Freak is still watching the two women brawl back and forth, but The Freak is also digging through the makeup case finding things to use. Quantum and Spyke
are still battling back and forth on the ropes. Matthew with a Mafia kick sends Spyke flying over the top rope to land in a heap on the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: Spyke Gein has been eliminated, Johnny Maverick can now join the match.
ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t think I’d mess with Matthew Kurtis right now.
COREY TAYLOR: Why? The bigger they are the harder they fall.
Johnny slams a steel chair into Chris Samsonite’s skull and one of the members of Night Thyme is down on one knee. Johnny swings again and now Chris is
on the canvas blood pouring from the gash on his temple. Johnny swings the chair at Matthew Kurtis, but Matthew merely slams a fist into the steel which
slams it back into Johnny’s face. Matthew walks to behind The Freak and spins the unsuspecting man around. The Freak looks up in horror at the man who
is standing above him. The Freak throws salt into Matthew’s face, but Matthew side steps the spray of salt. The Freak backs up and Matthew grabs him by
the throat and lifts him up above his head. Shut Down is ready on the outside to enter the match. Matthew deposits The Freak over the top rope and to the
floor and spins ready for the confrontation with Shut Down.
JENNY JERSEY: The Freak has been eliminated, Shut Down can now join the match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Matthew is a man on a mission here.
COREY TAYLOR: He is upset because he isn’t getting any and everyone else is.
Shut Down steps over the top rope, he bends down to pick up a steel chair and a second. He holds one in each hand before tossing Matthew Kurtis the other.
These two men stare down each other. La Reina wraps the barbed wire around Lacey’s throat as they both stand in the corner. Lacey is throwing rights and
lefts for all she is worth, but La Reina is holding for all she is worth. Lacey with a boot to her gut and La Reina releases the barbed wire slightly.
Lacey with a elbow onto La Reina’s back sends her down to one knee. Quantum and Johnny Maverick are going toe to toe in the opposite corner as Matthew
and Shut Down still continue to stare daggers at each other; neither man moving an inch. Chris Samsonite pulls himself up to his feet and begins to set
up tables in the ring. He sets up one in the middle of the ring beside Shut Down and receives a boot to his ribs for the effort. Chris stumbles to the
side holding at his ribs, but plants the other table in the corner in a leaning position; he has a plan, but will it play out in his favor? Lacey wraps
the strand of barbed wire around La Reina’s wrist and pulls her toward her oncoming fist. La Reina holds once again at her broken nose and at the bloody
wrist on her left arm. Lacey with a spinning elbow into a spinning backfist sends La Reina over the top rope. La Reina manages to hold on and skin the
cat, but a steel chair to her face sends her toppling over the top and to the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: La Reina de los Mariposas has been eliminated. Now only six teams have representatives remaining in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Slowly but surely they are being narrowed down.
COREY TAYLOR: I see now why you make the big bucks.
Lacey isn’t finished as she climbs through the ropes to the outside but not before grabbing her case of toys and weapons. She pulls out the can of lighter
fluid and a book of matches. She squirts the fluid all over La Reina and makes a stream of the fluid on the padding at ringside. She lights the string
of fluid, but just as it reaches La Reina, she puts it out with a fire extinguisher. La Reina looks up, almost grateful, as Lacey blows the stuff from
the fire extinguisher into her face and them slams the extinguisher into La Reina’s broken face. Lacey gets down into La Reina’s face and mutters, “I could
have done it love, I could have ruined you for life. Remember that next time…” She slaps La Reina, who is unconscious before sliding back into the ring
fire extinguisher in hand.Chris pulls himself up and stumbles to the middle of the ring, the fire extinguisher takes him down easily enough. Chris is now
a bloody mess, Lacey looks at the two behemoths in the ring who are still staring at each other. They finally stop staring at each other as their individual
steel chairs clang together with a resounding clang. Matthew drops his chair, Shut Down drops his as well. Right hand from Matthew right hand from Shut
Down and these two aren’t holding anything back now. Boot from Matthew, European uppercut from Shut Down rocks Matthew back. Shut Down charges at Matthew,
he lifts a boot into the face of Shut Down and the man falls back on the table. Matthew climbs to the middle turnbuckle, but Chris dives from the top rope
sending Shut Down crashing through the table as well as himself. Not wanting to waste this oppurtunity, Matthew dives with a elbow smash through both men
on the canvas. Matthew holds at his forearm which has somehow gotten barbed wire entangled in his flesh. He lifts Chris Samsonite to his feet and tosses
him over to the side near Johnny Maverick. Maaverick with a low blow and Lacey with a spray to Quantum from the fire extinguisher sends him far into the
corner. Lacey charges with the fire extinguisher, using it like a clotheslining weapon, and sends Quantum over the top rope to the floor below.
JENNY JERSEY: Quantum has been eliminated; that leaves five teams remaining in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Who will walk out of this match with a shot?
COREY TAYLOR: Who will just walk out of here?
Johnny Maverick walks over to the nearly unconscious Chris Samsonite and pulls him to his feet. He pulls one of the empty beer bottles from the suitcase
and breaks it across Chris’ forehead slicing him open. Johnny sets up the unused chair in the match in a seating position before placing the remaining
beer bottles in the suitcase on the seat of the chair. He puts Chris up on the top turnbuckle and follows him upwards. He bell claps Chris before grabbing
his head in his hands and jumping backwards driving Chris’ face through the empty beer bottles and breaking the seat of the steel chair with his face.
Chris flops around for a moment before getting extremely still and motionless. Medical personnel rush down to the ring, but are powerless to enter into
the match. Matthew pulls Shut Down from the wreckage of the table where Lacey slams the fire extinguisher into the back of his skull in a swinging motion.
Shut Down stumbles forward into a belly to belly suplex that sends him crashing through the table leaning in the corner. That particular table shatters
into a million pieces upon impact and Matthew gets up smiling from the action. He turns around to be met with the swinging pendulum that is the fire extinguisher.
He ducks under the blow, but his skull is cracked on the backswing and he goes down. Johnny pulls Chris’ face out of the mess and shards of glass stick
to his face as blood literally pours in rivers down his face. Johnny has no trouble eliminating the unconscious Chris over the top rope and eliminating
him.
JENNY JERSEY: Chris Samsonite has been eliminated. Only four teams remain in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Did you see his face?
COREY TAYLOR: Don’t you mean what remains of it?
Matthew Kurtis rolls out of the ring and retrieves the two thumbtack covered bowling balls before rolling back into the ring. He kicks a clear path in front
of Shut Down before rolling a perfectly straight ball right into Shut Down’s crotch; Shut Down… yells out in pain.
ROB MARTINEZ: 7 – 10 split there.
COREY TAYLOR: That isn’t funny at all.
Shut Down tosses the ball to the outside just then, Matthew releases the spare ball that picks up that 7 – 10 split in a painful hurry. Shut Down tries
to remove this pain from in between his legs, but Lacey Gloria sprints around Matthew Kurtis with a baseball slide dropkick that sends the ball even further
into the gutter. Matthew laughs, but it is cut off by Johnny Maverick slamming the barbed wire covered baseball bat into Matthew’s skull. Matthew’s eyes
roll up into the back of his head and he falls down to the canvas in a heap. Johnny Maverick with another swing that connects with Lacey’s skull, this
time. For good measure, he slams the bat into Shut Down’s pain filled face and the carny turned wrestler, goes limp from the pain. Johnny Maverick stands
tall in the ring with the other four competitors lying there on the canvas.
COREY TAYLOR: See, my pick is standing tall.
ROB MARTINEZ: Which one of your picks?
COREY TAYLOR: My pick to win.
Johnny goes over to Shut Down and pulls the big man up to his feet and proceeds to eliminate him from the match and make his job that much easier. Lacey
digs through her case and pulls out a dinner fork, she pulls herself up to a vertical base. Leaping into the air, she drives the fork deep into Johnny
Maverick’s shoulder and the redneck hating wrestler screams out in pain as the fork digs into his flesh. Johnny turns around and Lacey drags another fork
down Johnny’s chest digging grooves into his skin from the pressure. Johnny is tring to remove the fork out of his shoulder, but it is just out of reach.
Shut Down is leaning on the ropes and pulls the fork out of Johnny’s shoulder, but slams it back into his flesh again repeatedly making Johnny look like
a bloody piece of meat. Matthew gets back up on the opposite side of the ring and Shut Down is there with a fork slamming it into Matthew’s chest bringing
a trickle of blood from the puncture wound. Johnny is still screaming from the pain as Lacey grabs his ankles and tosses him over the top rope and to the
floor. She turns around and is nailed in the throat with a clothesline from Shut Down which eliminates her over the top rope as well.
COREY TAYLOR: Damn!
ROB MARTINEZ: You can’t say that on television.
COREY TAYLOR: Just did, didn’t I?
JENNY JERSEY: Johnny Maverick and Lacey Gloria have been eliminated. The final two combatents remaining in the match are Shut Down and Matthew Kurtis!
Shut Down with a huge right hand sends Matthew stumbling backwards into the ropes. Shut Down with a clothesline sends Matthew nearly over the top, but Matthew
uses his weight to keep himself on the right side of the ropes. He leaps at Shut Down taking him down with a shoulder block. Matthew rolls over bringing
a kendo stick up with him, he swings downwards in a big arch breaking the stick with one blow over Shut Down’s head. The crowd is loving Matthew Kurtis
being on top in this match and are showing him the love he deserves. He picks Shut Down up throwing him towards the ropes. Matthew leaps with a Mafia kick,
but Shut Down ducks under the kick. Matthew is slammed down to the canvas on top of the shards of broken beer bottles with a spinebuster and Matthew grunts
from the glass digging into his flesh. He rolls over as Shut Down rolls up to his feet as well. Climbing through the ropes, Shut Down grabs an aluminum
trashcan fron ringside that is full of trash and tosses it inside of the squared circle; most of the trash actually remains inside. Shut Down tosses in
the metal walking cane and chain and rolls into the ring. Matthew is up, but his back is to Shut Down; he spins on his heels. Shut Down with the metal
walking cane to Matthew’s head sends him backwards. Kurtis hits the ropes, back body drop onto the top of the trashcan and it squashes into a pancake.
Shut Down mouths “damn” before trying to put the trashcan into its former shape. After he gets it somewhat resembling a trashcan, he places it over Matthew’s
head and swings the metal cane. Matthew ducks ramming forward taking Shut Down with online viagra a weird looking battering ram, but effective. Matthew removes the trashcan
canadian pharmacy safe and looks out to the crowd for some sort of approval.
COREY TAYLOR: Come on, no one wants to see you do anything.
ROB MARTINEZ: I would say that these fans beg to differ.
Matthew slams the can over Shut Down’s head before swinging the cane himself, it folds and Shut Down stumbles into the ropes blindly. Matthew spies the
chain and wraps it around his fist, about three feet hang down to the mat. Kurtis swings, the can dents even more and Shut Down begins to stumble even
more. Another right, another! Shut Down is still on his feet though, but mostly because he keeps bouncing into the ropes. Matthew drops the wrapped portion
of his chain, grabbing the hook on each end, he swings it like a pendulum. The chain connects with the exposed ribs of Shut Down and he stumbles into the
corner, another shot to the ribs, and a third. Matthew is going to town on this unfortunately blinded man, but he can’t seem to get the trashcan off of
his head. Matthew spins him around, lifting him to the top turnbuckle with a bit of effort. Wrapping his arms around his midsection, Matthew grunts and
Shut Down is slammed into the weapon strewn canvas with a top rope super belly to back superplex. Matthew rolls over onto his feet, hits the ropes, and
drops a leg onto the trashcan. He yanks Shut Down up to his feet and removes the trashcan from around his upper body. Shut Down slams a handful of ketchup
into Matthew’s face temporarily blinding him. Shutdown with a fork into Matthew’s cheek, he screams out in surprise and pain. Shut Down with a right hand,
another, and a third. Matthew is off guard and stumbling around still being blinded by the catch up. Shut Down whips Matthew into the ropes and Mack and
Trix pull down the top rope allowing the ketchup blinded Matthew to land on the floor.
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: Matthew Kurtis has been eliminated; winner…. Shut Down!
COREY TAYLOR: My pick wins!
ROB MARTINEZ: One of your many picks to win this match.
COREY TAYLOR: Do us all a favor and shut up.
Shut Down stares down at Young Money Mack and Young Money Trix on the floor as they begin to stomp and kick the crap out of Matthew Kurtis, who obviously
landed on his head. Over at the announce table, Corey Taylor is jumping up and down while clapping.
Jonothan stumbles from the back as Chad rushes down the aisleway to where Mack and Trix are at. Looking up, they notice the intrusion to their fun and quickly
make their way out through the crowd. Chad and Jonothan help Matthew up to his feet and the three walk backstage.

——–

June’s Match of the Month
Rex Caliber vs Shut Down American Anarchy 2009

JENNY JERSEY: Our next match is scheduled for one fall!
Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs pick their way through the speakers at as the crowd explodes with cheers for one of their favorite wrestlers. Through the
curtain , horseshoe in hand, is the lovable Cuzin Zeke.
JENNY JERSEY: The special guest referee for this match, from Turkey Cross Kentucky, he weighs in at two hundred and sixty-six pounds…. CUZIN ZEKE!
The Insane Clown Posse’s “Oddities” cues up. Through the curtain, with The Freak next to him, is Shut Down. There is a mix of booing and uncertainty from
the fans. He is wrestling one of their favorites but some aren’t quite ready to boo the biggest man in REBEL Pro history quite just yet.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the first competitor, from Anywhere and Everywhere, weighing in at three-hundred and fifty pounds… SHUT DOWN!

The Freak and Shut Down hand out adult related balloon animals, the parents in the crowd begin to boo their actions, but the teenagers in the crowd just laugh and begin sword fighting. Before the first second of “More Human Than Human” cues up, the fans are to their feet! “The Nexus One” emerges from the curtain, acknowledging the roar
of the crowd as he marches to the ring, his eyes fixed on his HUMUNGOUS opponent.
Just a few weeks ago, Rex Caliber took down the Bluegrass Badass. But this week he faces an even BIGGER opponent if it can be believed… Shut Down! Not
only that, but Shut Down is one-half of the number one contenders to the REBEL Pro tag team titles, so these two will likely meet soon for the straps!
They circle each other as Zeke tells them his instructions.

DING DING!

We’re underway. Shut Down explodes with a big knee to the gut. And forearm shots to the back of the first-ever REBEL Pro World Champion. Rex stands up,
blocks a punch. Blocks another. Fist to Shut Down. Another! Rex runs back off of the ropes, Shut Down with a Big Boot that he ducks underneath. Off of
the opposite ropes, big clothesline to Shut Down! No effect! Off of the ropes again. This time Shut Down ducks the clothesline. They lock-up and Shut Down
forces Rexy into the corner. Fist! Fist! Fist! Irish whips him across the ring and charges in… but Rexy is up and off the turnbuckle with a flying back
elbow that takes the big man down! Rex with a quick cover but to no avail. Rex locks in a headlock, trying to take the winds out of the sails of this much
bigger boat! It appears to work for a moment but Shut Down begins to climb to his feet. As he rises, he elbows Caliber in the gut once… twice… third time
is the charm! Shut Down off of the ropes but Caliber with a drop toe hold! The big man falls onto his face! Caliber grabs both of Shut Down’s legs… Double
Knee Stomp! This is same strategy he utilized in his match against the biggest Kurtis! It worked then so it makes sense to use it now!
Shut Down slowly gets to his feet only to be dropkicked down to the mat by Caliber! Another Double Knee Stomp! Shut Down has trouble standing while Rex
goes outside for the steel chair he promised! He swings it across the back of Shut Down as he attempts to stand… but Shut Down does not fall! He turns
around, Rexy swings it… caught by Shut Down! He cracks it over Rex’s head! He tosses it to the side, picks up Rex, whips him off of the ropes… catches
him a spinning sidewalk slam! And a cover!

ROB MARTINEZ: Shut Down with a cover.

COREY TAYLOR: And an easy victory.

ONE!

TWO!
NO DICE!
Shut Down is back up with Caliber in tow. Smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Again! Brings him across the ring… into another ‘buckle! Whips him from
one corner to the other… follows in with a huge splash! Rex staggers… right into a BIG scoop and slam! Shut Down seems to be waiting for Caliber to stand,
stalking his prey… Caliber up to his feet, Shut Down runs in with a huge big boot that nearly takes the Tag Team Champ’s head off! Cover!

ONE!

TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: That big dumb hick can’t even count to three and they are expecting him to be a referee?

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke is beloved by the fans.

Caliber is struggling to get to his feet. Before he gets the chance, Shut Down locks in his Full Nelson! He is using his massive arms to push down on Rex’s
neck which was already loosened by the Big Boot. This is his finishing maneuver and he knows just how to apply it to maximize the amount of pressure! Rex
gritting his teeth, telling Zeke there is no way he is going to submit. Rex battling his way to his feet, using the strength of his legs since his arms
are forced behind him by the maneuver. Finally his knees lock! He jumps backwards… backflip and lands behind Shut Down! Shut Down spins around, right into
an inverted atomic drop! Rex runs off of the ropes… Running Bulldog! Before Shut Down has a chance to get up, Rex hits him with a Springboard Spinning
Leg Drop! His training with The Show was reflected right there! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: Counting slow only moments before, the idiot counts extremely fast there.

ROB MARTINEZ: Make up your mind, can he count or can’t he?

Caliber gets to his feet. He’s going for that steel chair again! Shut Down slowly gets to his feet… Caliber clips his knee! And he brings the chair down
on his knee! Again! He puts the giant’s knee in the chair. Caliber goes outside the ropes to the corner of the apron. Rolling senton onto the CHAIR onto
the KNEE! Shut Down is screaming in pain holding his knee. Rex is holding his back; that move wasn’t without some sacrifice! Rex grabs the chair, yelling
for Shut Down to stand up, challenging him to stand eye-to-eye with him (or as much as possible, given the height difference.) Shut Down tries to stand
but is having trouble. Shut Down stands. Rex pulls back with the chair… but The Freak runs in the ring and steals the chair out of his hand! Rex chases
him for a second, which is just enough time for Shut Down to run in with a lariat to his back that sends him down! Shut Down now stomping on Rex with his
bad leg, standing on his one remaining good one. He picks Rex up, hobbling a bit, but able to do so. Hoists him up… Gorilla Press! He holds him up high
even though he is only standing on ONE leg! And he DROPS him! Rex hits the mat hard!
Now Shut Down is picking him up again. Same position! He holds him up high, walks towards the ropes… and throws REX CALIBER into the CROWD!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

COREY TAYLOR: Did you see the power of Shut Down there?

ROB MARTINEZ: Yeah, Rex flew fifteen feet.

The fans are patting Rex on his back, helping him to stand, encouraging him to get back in the ring. He makes his way through the crowd, grabbing a steel
chair on his way! Shut Down grabs the chair in the ring. They stand mid-ring, their chairs in their hands. CLASH! They begin swinging their chairs at each
other, parrying back and forth, neither able to get the other one. Rex ducks a chairshot, he jabs his into the gut of Shut Down! Again! Shut Down doubles
over. Rex off of the ropes… running chair shot! Off of the other ropes… a second and Shut Down FINALLY goes down! Rex holds his chair in the air to the
cheers of the fans! He drops the chair and waits for Shut Down to get to his feet. Shut Down struggles but manages to get up. Rex gets behind him, hooks
him… Release German Suplex to the BIG MAN! Cover!

ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: Another fast count from Zeke.

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke is not counting slow, he is counting fairly.

Rex pulls Shut Down up. He’s dragging him towards the turnbuckle. He tries to get the big man up on the turnbuckle! He’s going for Total Annihilation on
the three-hundred and fifty pounder! Shut Down with big back elbows! A big headbutt to Rex! Seizes him by the throat… Double-Handed Choke Bomb on Rex Caliber!
Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: Are you honestly going to tell me that you cannot tell a difference in the way he is counting slow each time Shut Down is covering Rex?

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t see a difference.

COREY TAYLOR: The idiot can’t count right, I mean he goes after the tag belts instead of the World Title.

ROB MARTINEZ: And Mikey is distraught about being chosen as Zeke’s partner.

Shut Down gets up, holding Rex in tow. Irish whips him… Running Spear to Rex! Cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR—KICKOUT!

COREY TAYLOR: I can understand, would you want to team with Zeke?

ROB MARTINEZ: I’d be honored.

Shut Down looks like he has yet to face anyone as tough as Rex Caliber in his young wrestling career! He locks in the Full Nelson, again trying to make
the Nexus One submit! Zeke is checking on Rex, asking him if he wants to submit but he is shaking his head no! Rex battles up to his feet. Back kick to
Shut Down but he keeps the Full Nelson locked in! Another! A third! But it takes a fourth to break it! Rex drops out of it, grabs a chair from the mat
and jumps up and nails Shut Down with it! AGAIN! Shut Down falls to the ground. Now he’s… he’s locking in the Rings of Rex! On the big man! On SHUT DOWN!
Zeke goes down to see if Shut Down is going to tap out. Shut Down is shaking his head no, saying no, but how long can he stand the pain?
Mikey Massacre runs down to ringside, his barbed-wire wrapped 2×4 in his hand!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Zeke jumps up to stop Mikey from entering the ring, yelling at him to leave. Mikey gives him the middle finger, runs past him… swings it right at Caliber’s
head! Caliber falls to the ground! Shut Down begins to sit up… and he feels the 2×4! Zeke rips the 2×4 out of Mikey’s hand. They are hollering at each
other!

ZEKE: I don’t want to have to hit my tag team partner, but I will if I have to!

MIKEY: Go ahead, Zeke! Go ahead! Do it! Do it!

Zeke raises his arm… but spins around and clubs the rising Caliber with the 2×4! The same for Shut Down! Mikey and Zeke give middle fingers to the crowd
and laugh at them!

ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT! ZEKE SOLD OUT!

Mikey grabs the 2×4. Zeke is going up top of one turnbuckle. Mikey is going on top of the other! Simultaneous splashes: Mikey’s Sellout with the 2×4 to
Caliber and Zeke’s Mudpuddle to Shut Down!
The two raise their arms in the air then leave the ring to massive booing. Caliber and Shut Down are not moving and there is no referee… what is to happen
to this match? REBEL Pro is no-disqualification, and besides, BOTH were attacked. Dale MacDonald runs to the ring and checks on both men. They are now
slowly stirring. He says something to Jenny Jersey.

JENNY JERSEY: Dale MacDonald has ruled… that the match WILL CONTINUE!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Damn that Zeke!

COREY TAYLOR: Zeke is the man!

ROB MARTINEZ: How can you say that after all the bad things you had to say?

COREY TAYLOR: You definitely need to clean out your ears, you didn’t hear me say anything bad about one of the most brilliant men in Rebel Pro history.

Both Caliber and Shut Down are down, perhaps neither aware of what MacDonald’s ruling was. Caliber is the first to stir, differenza tra viagra e cialis then Shut Down. They are across
the ring from each other, using their respective ropes to slowly climb to their feet. They get up at the same time and turn around to look into each other’s
eyes. Then they charge across the ring at each other. A collar-and-elbow! They struggle back and forth. Finally Shut Down powers through with a side headlock.
But Rex gets behind him… belly-to-back suplex!

REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX! REX!

Both men are out of it. That move took everything out of both competitors. Slowly they both stir and get to their feet. Rex runs at Shut Down… kick to
Rex’s gut! Shut Down with a right hand! And he seizes Rex’s throat with both hands. It’s time for another Two-handed Choke Bomb! No! Rex elbows out of
it! Rex with a roaring elbow! Another! A third! Shut Down is wavering. Rex runs off of the ropes… right into a Big Boot from the big man! Shut Down stalks
Rexy. He picks him up. Power bomb! NO! He gets him up but Rex reverses into a HUGE DDT! Shut Down’s skull hits the mat then he flips over, shaking the
entire ring!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

Both men slowly getting to their feet. Caliber up first. And he grabs a steel chair. He unfolds it and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Now he’s walking
over to Shut Down. He HOISTS HIM UP! REX HAS THE LARGEST MAN IN REBEL PRO HISTORY UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

COREY TAYLOR: Can anyone say… RRROOIIDS?

ROB MARTINEZ: I happen to know Rex and that is pure hard work paying off there.

DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the OPEN CHAIR!
And a CEREMONIAL COVER!

ONE!
TWO!
THREE!

COREY TAYLOR: DAMN!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was a hard fought match.

A hard-fought contest between both men interrupted by Zeke and Mikey and then a second hard-fought contest to declare a winner!

JENNY JERSEY: And your winner… “THE NEXUS ONE” REX CALIBER

The fans are to their feet, cheering on their arguably favorite superstar in REBEL’s storied history! He nods at Shut Down, showing him a sign of respect
as The Freak helps the big man to his feet.

The crowd begins to boo as Young Money’s Jer$ey, Mack, and Trix make their way through the curtain to stand at the beginning of the entrance way; Shut Down and The Freak stand there along side Rex.

*WHAM!* Rex is leveled with a steel chair and is out cold in the ring. Shut Down and The Freak turn to find Bubba J standing there with a steel chair in hand. He shoots the two a bird, *WHAM!* The Freak and Shut Down are nailed with identical golden baseball bats and are unconscious inside the ring. Young Money is standing tall inside the ring along with Bubba J.

COREY TAYLOR: These four have been seen together recently on the airwaves.

ROB MARTINEZ: That son of a bitch always has to attack from behind!

Bubba J motions to Jer$ey’s black case and the head honcho of Young Money hands it over to Bubba J, who promptly opens it up to reveal a propane torch and a metal iron in the shape of two “R”s back to back. Bubba J begins to laugh as he stomps on the back of Rex’s head to keep him down. Mack tosses him a lighter and the Ragin Redneck flicks the ligheter and the torch is brought into existence. He motions to Trix and Mack to hold Rex still, as he heats up the branding iron.

ROB MARTINEZ: He can’t do this, someone help!

COREY TAYLOR: Rex wants tattoos, Bubba J is going to give him one.

Bubba J begins to laugh wildly, a bit like Inferno, as the iron is red hot now. The crowd is chanting.

“Show! Show! Show!”

But no Chad Kurtis is coming out, Mack and Trix hold Rex as Bubba J makes sure the iron is red hot. He motions for them to hold his arm out, the forearm specifically.

“SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!”

Still no Chad Kurtis! Rex awakes with a scream as the sound of his flesh sizzling and the red hot iron is forced into his skin. Trickles of smoke rise up from the skin as Bubba J forces the iron down further into the flesh there. Trix and Mack drop Rex to the ground and he rolls around in agony as Bubba J drops the iron. Mack and Trix walk over to where Bubba J is standing and rais their hands up for a high five.
ROB MARTINEZ: This is just sick!

COREY TAYLOR: Beautiful Bubba J tat for Rex to add to his collection.

TRAILER PARK TRASH! Trix is down.

TRAILER PARK TRASH! And Mack is down!

Bubba J turns to find a shocked Jer$ey standing there, he shrugs his shoulders and another Trailer Park Trash for him as well. Bubba J looks up and sees Vincent Black standing there clapping his hands with a double thumbs up. Bubba J throws him a thumbs up before throwing a double finger to the crowd.

ROB MARTINEZ: What in the hell?

COREY TAYLOR: You can’t trust someone like Bubba J at all, Young Money has just learned that lesson.

ROB MARTINEZ: But Vincent trusts him.

COREY TAYLOR: Brilliant minds think alike Rob, which is why you are not as good as me.

ROB MARTINEZ: Folks, stay tuned because we have a special just recorded for your viewing pleasure.

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July’s Match of the Month
The Freak vs Young Money Jer$ey-Fire on the Mountain

“Go Hard” by DJ Khaled, Kayne West & T-Pain hits the speakers as Jer$ey walks out from behind the curtain followed closely by the current REBEL Pro World
Champion, Young Money Mack. The Young Money crew looks like they mean business as Jer$ey ascends into the ring.
Jenny Jersey: The following is an Aerial Assault second round match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by REBEL Pro World Heavy
Weight Champion, Young Money Mack, from Patterson, New Jersey, weighing in at two-hundred twenty pounds, representing New Alberta Pro Wrestling, Young
Money Jer$ey!
Jer$ey is looking somewhat confused as the fans here at REBEL Pro are actually giving him a warm reaction.
Rob Martinez: Jer$ey is clearly not used to being liked by the fans, but it’s to be expected considering he’s never shown the fans any love.
Corey Taylor: Well the REBEL Pro fans feel sorry for the poor guy. His boyfriend just dumped him for Mikey Massacre.
“Oddities” by ICP cues up and the crowd explodes with cheers as The Freak and Shut Down start their trek to the ring. Shut Down has a couple of extra large
bags slung over his shoulder, which are undoubtedly filled with more perverse toys for the crowd.
Jenny Jersey: And his opponent, being accompanied by Shut Down, from Anywhere and Everywhere, weighing in tonight at one-hundred eighty pounds, The Freak!
The Freak Show stops on their way to the ring to start handing out the gifts to this capacity crowd.
Rob Martinez: What are they giving out today?
Corey Taylor: What do you care? It’s not like they ever share with us.
Rob Martinez: My, my, Rob, are you jealous?
Corey Taylor: I really wanted a Mark Zout doll.
Shut Down and The Freak begin to pull out… Pimped Out Cabbage Patch Dolls? The fans are loving the gifts as The Freak back flips into the ring. Mack and
Shut Down take their places out side of ring as Jer$ey and Freak stand toe to toe in side the squared circle. Referee Alan Stone calls for the bell to
get this match started. Ding ding ding
Jer$ey hits the Freak with a quick jab, another, one more followed by a hay maker that sends The Freak to the ground.
Rob Martinez: And Jer$ey beating the faster Freak to the punch. The man has something to prove here tonight.
Corey Taylor: Looks like he’s not happy about being left out of the gift giving either.
The Freak is getting back to his feet. Clothesline from Jer$ey sends him right back down. Jer$ey starts laying boots to the back and neck of The Freak.
An elbow drop to Freaks back followed by more kicks. Jer$ey grabs Freaks head and starts to pull up the smaller man to his feet. A Quick Small Package
by The Freak.
One!
Two!
Kick Out by Jer$ey as both men rise to their feet. Jer$ey throws a jab, ducked by Freak who answers with a round house which is dodged by Jer$ey. Both men
staring daggers at each other as they nod in respect. The two combatants move in for a collar and elbow tie up, Jer$ey lands a quick kick to Freaks knee
and throws a headlock on his opponent. Holy Crap, The Freak just countered a side headlock with a wrap around head scissors.
Corey Taylor: No human should be that flexible, he must be cheating.
Rob Martinez: Do you ever listen to yourself, or do just open your mouth and see what comes out?
Jer$ey gets back to his feet just in time to be nailed by a spinning heel kick by The Freak that sends him to the outside. Mack rushes over to help out
his Young Money partner. The Freak comes flying over the rope with a corkscrew suicide plancha, Caught by Mack! The big man rams Freak back first into
the ring apron before Shut Down can get there to help his partner. Jer$ey rolls Freak into the ring and slides in after him. Jer$ey has something in his
hand as he goes for a vicious right hand to Freaks skull. The Freak goes down hard as Jer$ey connects with the Golden Sweets.
Corey Taylor: That’s it Jer$ey’s moving on to the semi finals of the aerial assault tournament!
Rob Martinez: It’s simply academic at this point as Jer$ey goes for the cover.
One!
Two!
Three…No! The Freak rolls his shoulder up just as Stone’s hand was going to hit the mat for the third time. Jer$ey is in shock, how did The Freak get
his shoulder up? However Jer$ey doesn’t dwell on it for to long as he picks up The Freak and hit him with a devastating back-breaker. Jer$ey calls for
Mack to toss him a chair but Shut Down delivers a Running Big Boot to the REBEL Pro Champion as he bent over to grab the chair for Jer$ey. Shut Down motions
for Jer$ey come on down and get the chair himself if he wants it. This proves to be just the distraction Freak need to recover enough to roll over Jer$ey
up with a school boy pin. An easy kick out by Jer$ey before the one count over the shelf viagra and both men are back on their feet. Jer$ey runs at Freak going for a clothesline,
Freak ducks under and sweeps Jer$ey’s feet from under him. Freak runs to the ropes, into a springing hand stand flip… INTO A STANDING CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!
Corey Taylor: Holy shit, did you see that! Freak must have jumped twelve-fifteen feet in the air!
Rob Martinez: Well it wasn’t quite that high but a very impressive feat by the former World Tag Team Champion.
The crowd also very impressed with that awesome display of athleticism by The Freak as they erupt into applause. The Freak stays on top of Jer$ey for the
cover.
One!
Two… No Jer$ey kicks out before the two count.
Freak is not wasting any time to press his advantage as he goes to top rope for a shooting star press. He lands it and here’s the cover.
One!
Two!
And another kick out at two. Freak picks up Jer$ey and Irish Whip into the turnbuckle, no reversed, and Freak with the Whisper in the Wind to Jer$ey. Freak
heads out of the ring to where Shut Down is still holding the chair he took from Mack. Freak takes the chair and slides back into the ring. He lays the
chair across the chest of Jer$ey, hits the ropes, and lands a Rolling Thunder Senton to the chair as Jer$ey just gets out of the way. The Freak is hurting
from landing on that steal chair with the small of the back. Jer$ey grabs the chair and hammers The Freak’s knee, and again a shot to Freak’s knee. Jer$ey
now folds the chair onto his prone opponent’s ankle and climbs to the second rope, A DOUBLE STOMP ON TO THE CHAIR! The Freak’s leg has got to be broken!
Jer$ey lifts The Freak up to a vertical base and delivers knee breaker to former Carney. Jer$ey lifts him up for another one but Freak rolls it into a
sunset flip!
One!
And thats all he gets. Jer$ey is on his feet and begins to stomp on The Freak’s injured leg. Jer$ey grabs hold of the leg again and drives it into the canvas.
Jer$ey heads to the top rope… and comes down hard to the outside as The Freak throws himself against the ropes. Mack quickly goes to the aid of Jer$ey
as The Freak is trying to work out his leg, without much success as he can’t seem to put any pressure on it. Jer$ey is slow to get back to his feet as
Shut Down comes around the corner. Mack puts himself between him and The Monster from the Midway. Shut Down just stares down at Mack as Jer$ey starts to
dig under the ring apron and pulls out a table that’s been pre-wrapped in barbed wire.
Rob Martinez: This is not going to end well for someone.
Corey Taylor: At least the fans will love it, and if we’re lucky we’ll be seeing the end of one of these men’s career.
Rob Martinez: That is possibly the worst thing I’ve ever heard you say.
Jer$ey sets the table up on the outside of the ring before rolling back in. He heads over to The Freak and gets nailed with a standing enziguri who seems
to have been paying a bit of possum in regards to is knee. Shut Down goes after Mack… but he doesn’t have to! Mack is leaving! Where is he going? Jer$ey
is yelling at him, asking him where he is going. Mack turns around…
…AND GIVES JER$EY THE FINGER! Jer$ey is in disbelief! MACK LEAVES!
Corey Taylor: What is that coward doing?
Rob Martinez: EVERYONE has left the side of Jer$ey! He is so obnoxious he can’t keep ANY friends!
Shut Down now races to the to the curtain area and comes back with a twenty-five foot ladder. He slides it into the ring as The Freak nails Jer$ey with
a devastating Round House to the temple as Jer$ey looked on as Mack walked through the curtains. The Freak Rolls Jer$ey on to the table as Shut Down sets
the ladder up in the middle of the ring and stars climbing to the top.
Corey Taylor: What the hell is Shut Down planning?
Rob Martinez: I don’t know but I’m beginning to think you were right about it being somebody’s last match.
With Jer$ey in place on the barbed wire covered table and Shut Down perched top of the ladder The Freak BEGINS TO CLIMB THE LADDER AND ON TO SHUT DOWN SHOULDERS.
SIGHT UNSEEN FROM OVER THIRTY-FIVE FEET IN THE AIR RIGHT ON TO JER$EY!
EVERYONE IN THE ARENA: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Rob Martinez: Dear God He Killed Him! As God As My Witness Jer$ey Is Dead!
Corey Taylor: I think The Freak might be to! I don’t think either one could’ve survived that.
Shut Down heads toward the tangled mess of broken table, barbed wire, and human flesh and picks up both Jer$ey and The Freak. Shut Down gently rolls both
men into the ring and goes and grabs a beer from one of the fans, steps into the ring and pours the beer over Freaks head in an effort to revive his fallen
comrade. It seems to be working as The Freak begins to stir and try to pull himself up using the ropes. Once Shut Down sees that The Freak is moving again
he exits the ring as The Freak drags him self to Jer$ey’s broken carcass. Freak slings his arm over Jer$ey.
One!
Two!
Three!
Ding, ding, ding!
Jenny Jersey: And here is your winner… The Freak!
Rob Martinez: Please god let Jer$ey have survived that. He’s still not moving.
Corey Taylor: That was the most awesome Swanton Bomb in the history of the universe!
Rob Martinez: Thank goodness, well it looks like The Freak is moving on to the semi-finals of Aerial Assault 2009. But what does this mean for Mack and
Jer$ey and Young Money?
Jer$ey manages to get to his feet, still looking confused as Shut Down is helping The Freak. All three of them make their way to the back as the crowd gives
them a standing ovation… Jer$ey isn’t so much walking with them as walking in a cold stone sober manner, due to Mack’s betrayal, his loss or a comboination
of the two!

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August Match of the Month #1
“Incredible” Mack(©) vs Mikey Massacre Cage the Rage

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with no time limit and is for the Rebel Pro World Championship… Introducing first the challenger.
Boos rain down as “Heavy Metal Machine” hits the speakers and Mikey Massacre walks from the back. He looks to the crowd with distaste and mouths that they
made him do this, it is their fault.
JENNY JERSEY: He stands at six feet even and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds, from Albuquerque New Mexico…. representing FTC… MIKEY
MASSACRE!
The boos don’t change just because he is from Albuquerque, and they especially don’t change because he is representing FTC, but they do change when “Boom
Boom” hits the speakers and from the back, Rebel Pro World Championship over his shoulder, comes Mack.
JENNY JERSEY: He stands at six feet eight inches and weighs in at two hundred and eighty-five pounds, from Patterson New Jersey, he is your Rebel Pro World
Champion… He is Incredible, he is…. MACK!
Mack slaps the hands of the outstretched fans’ arms cialis online cost as he makes his way to the ring; his eyes never leaving Mikey Massacre’s face. He walks up the steps
and into the ring, the door is shut and padlocked on the outside.
DING DING
Inside the barbed wire wrapped cage, both Mikey and Mack circle each other in anticipation of the lock up. The crowd is hushed waiting for Mack to destroy
the former fan favorite in Mikey Massacre. Rob and Corey sit silent on the headset waiting; Dale McDonald steps back, he has a feeling something is fixing
to happen. Double leg takedown by Mikey who is up with an elbow drop to Mack’s forehead. Mikey pulls Mack up, whip into the ropes, Mack reverses and sends
Mikey in the ropes with a reversal. Mack with a big boot sends Mikey into the cage and some flesh is torn quickly here in this match.
ROB MARTINEZ: The first to bleed here is Mikey.
COREY TAYLOR: He has bled for this company more than once in his career.
Mack slams a forearm into Mikey’s skull with enough force to send Mikey back into the ropes, Mack drags Mikey’s skull across the barbed wire so that the
back of his head is ripped open. Mikey with a thumb to the eyes stops this saddistic assault and a kick to the shin followed by a DDT sends Mack down to
the canvas. Mikey looks to the door, but pulls Mack up instead, he shoves the big man into the corner, knife edge chop, but the crowd will not “Wooo” for
this man, only boo his tactics. Mikey climbs the turnbuckles and delivers right hands.
One… Two… Three… Four… Five… Six… Seven… Eight… Nine… Ten! Mikey spits on his palm and slaps the taste out of Mack’s mouth before monkey
flipping him out of the corner. Mikey climbs to the top turnbuckle, he dives with a Macho Man style elbow… canvas is all he catches. Mack rolls out of
the way and with Mikey’s spit glistening on his cheek picks up the former tag team champion, right to the face, boot to the gut, lifting Mikey up… side
slam to the canvas on his face. Mack rolls him over, but makes no attempt at a pin this early in the match. Mack hits the ropes, big time Hogan leg drop
across Mikey’s face as fresh spatters of blood are covering the canvas from the back of Mikey’s head. Mack lifts Mikey up, draping his throat over the
top rope, he delivers a massive forearm to the back of Mikey’s bloody skull driving his throat across the ropes. Another forearm and a elbow for good measure.
Mikey with a back elbow and a mule kick to Mack’s most sensitive area stops the onslaught. Mikey with a European uppercut, following it with a facerake
to redden the eyes of Mack even further. Mikey dives with a shoulder tackle taking Mack down to the canvas where the current Rebel Pro World champion is
pummeled with rights and lefts for his offensive series earlier. Mikey pulls him up to his feet, he drags Mack’s face across the barbed wire, ripping flesh
and causing rivers of blood to creep down Mack’s face for his efforts. Mikey slams Mack’s head into the wire, looks at his handy work for a moment, admiring,
before shaking his head and slamming it into the wire once more. Mikey with a elbow backs Mack into the corner, Mikey with a series of toe kicks to Mack’s
ribs. Mikey with vicious lefts and right fists to the ribs of Mack as well, he seems to have found a body part and is intent on working it. Mack slumps
down into the corner, Mikey stomps on the left leg of Mack before wrapping it into a standing leglock, Mikey is going to work over the left leg and ribs
of Mack. Mack with a right hand to Mikey’s gut stops the leg lock, another sends him back as Mack pulls himself up to a vertical base.
ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey looking to take Mack out here, but Mack not letting it happen.
COREY TAYLOR: That is one of the stupidest things I think I’ve ever heard you say. Of course Mack isn’t just going to let it happen.
Mack scoops Mikey onto his shoulders, and with a running start slams him head first into the wire, Mikey shoves back from the wire to fall behind Mack.
Mikey with a rear waistlock, grunt, and a German suplex sends the big man crashing down to the canvas on his neck. Mikey grabs the left ankle of Mack and
viciously stomps away at the side of the knee before crossing his ankles over Mack’s knee, and falling back to the canvas as he pushes upwards on the ankle.
Mack sits up and grunts in pain, his eyes open wide, he reaches for Mikey, but the illussive Massacre is just out of reach; Mack rolls over and Mikey is
forced to break the hold because he can no longer hold the position. Mikey is up quickly, but not quick enough as Mack shoves up to his feet and bulldogs
Mikey down to the canvas. Mack up again, not putting all of his weight on that left leg, but just enough to balance himself, right to Mikey’s face and
a shove backwards into the corner. Mack grunts as he delivers right hand after right hand into Mikey’s ribs, Mikey grunts from the pain. The sound of Mack’s
fist connecting with flesh is barely heard over the roar of the crowd. Mack lifts Mikey up to the top turnbuckle, hooks the head and the leg part of Mikey’s
wrestling outfit.Mikey is up… and down crashing on his back in the center of the ring thanks to that top rope superplex, Mack holds at his left leg,
but manages to make the cover.
One… Two… Thr.
COREY TAYLOR: Mikey able to kick out after that illegal move from Mack.
ROB MARTINEZ: I often wonder where Mr. Gordon found you…
COREY TAYLOR: I know, because I am so much more talented than yourself.
Mack pulls Mikey back up, knowing something special has to be done to defeat Mikey, he knows how tough this FTC member is. Mikey with a right hand, but
Mack shoves him into the corner and follows in with a body splash, Mikey lifts the feet into Mack’s face. The feet slam into Mack’s mouth and now Mack
is bleeding here in this match. Mikey dives from the middle turnbuckle with a flying right fist slamming it into Mack’s already busted mouth. Grabbing
him, he twists and sends him down to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker, but Mikey doesn’t go for a pin, instead he intends on doing some major damage.
Mikey hits the ropes, baseball slide into Mack’s ribs, Mikey jumps over, baseball slide into the other side of Mack’s ribs and now Mikey is laughing at
the fallen World Champion. He pulls Mack up to his feet, wrapping his leg into the ropes, he pulls on the ankle and Mack can be heard groaning from the
pain on his left knee and Mikey can be heard grunting from the effort of pulling on the ankle. Mack with a side shot sends Mikey stumbling to the left.
He limps in pursuit of Mikey. Mack with a big right, and a massive forearm shot sends Mikey weaving into the corner. Mack with a vicious right to the gut,
a stiff right knee lift into Mikey’s midsection and a perfect looking European uppercut stands Mikey vertically in the corner. Mack backs up for another
running splash he charges, but Mikey dives to the right spearing Mack’s injured left leg, Mack flips over Mikey with a grunt of pain. Mikey pulls Mack
from the corner to the center of the ring, he locks both of Mack’s legs into a figure four with his arms and turns him into a Texas cloverleaf submission
hold. Mack grunts in pain and reaches for the ropes, sweat is pouring from Mack’s forehead, but Mikey just sits back on the hold, adding pressure to the
ribs of Mack as well. Mack is in the ropes, but Mikey does not have to break the hold because there is no disqualification here

in Rebel Pro and Mikey…
doesn’t break the hold instead he is intent on breaking Mack. Dale McDonald is down in Mack’s face, a glazed look in Mack’s eyes, he holds the arm up once
and it falls. He holds it up a second time and it falls. Mikey is sweating what appears to be blood in his concentration but it is actually blood from
the back of his skull, Mikey nearly has Mack bent over backwards from the hold. Dale holds the arm up again and it hangs there for a moment and the crowd
is on their feet, but it was only a bit of hope in the crowd’s eyes as the arm falls to land limply on the mat. Dale signals for the bell immediately.
COREY TAYLOR: Mikey has won his first World Title!
ROB MARTINEZ: The son of a b*bleep* did it.
Dale McDonald gets in Mikey’s face and tells him to break the hold, but Mikey refuses, Dale McDonald says that he will reverse his decision if Mikey doesn’t
break the hold and Mikey drops the Texas cloverleaf and demands to get his title.
JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, winner of the match and NEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro World champion… Mikey Massacre!
Mikey stands in the center of the ring where Dale McDonald hands him his newly won World Championship, Mikey looks down at it before raising his head to
smirk at the crowd. Referee Dale McDonald is helping Mack out of the ring when Mikey taps the former champ on the shoulder, Mack turns around ready to
come to blows again, he has no weight on his left leg what so ever. Mikey sticks out his right hand, Mack looks like he isn’t going to believe him, Mikey
decks him with the World title before Mack can make a decision. Mikey begins to work over the left leg of Mack and here comes Zeke along with Vincent on
crutches. Zeke has a pair of bolt cutters and both get inside the cage and here comes the Rebel All-Stars, but Black puts on a pad lock, it hanging from
inside the cage.
ROB MARTINEZ: Ah come on, the match is over, this is ridiculous.
COREY TAYLOR: The Show injured Vincent last week and now FTC is getting a bit of revenge, one good turn deserves another.
Referee Dale McDonald is trying to prevent this from going on, but a swing from a lucky horse shoe by Vincent sends him down to the canvas in a crumpled
and bloody heap. Zeke and Black take turns on either side of Mack swinging their individual weapons to the injured ribs of Mack. The Rebel All-Stars are
powerless to do anything but all of a sudden here comes Shut Down from the back, having left momentarily, and he is carrying a pair of bolt cutters. FTC
just laugh because the lock is on the inside, but there goes Chad Kurtis to climb the cage, he is wearing gloves and moving quickly. There goes the Freak
with the bolt cutters in hand. FTC are still laughing at what is going on with the Rebel All-Stars. Chad leaps from the top of the cage with a crossbody,
Freak with a missile dropkick takes out Mikey and Black. Freak cuts the bolt.
ROB MARTINEZ: Finally!
COREY TAYLOR: Come on Vincent is an injured man!
Zeke with a swinging horse shoe takes out Freak, Black with the crutch takes out Kurtis,Mikey dives with the championship taking out Shut Down as he walks
into the cage. Both Zeke and Mikey lift Black’s weight onto their shoulder and hurry out of the cage, leaving the maylay there as the fans boo their action.
But each has a one finger salute for the fans as they leave through the curtain.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well, Mack may have lost the Championship, Kurtis may have lost the Carolinas Championship, and FTC may have gotten the last laugh here tonight…
COREY TAYLOR: Because they are the best and it is high damn time you realize that Rob.
ROB MARTINEZ: But… the war is far from over. This battle goes to FTC, but the war folks… is far from over.
COREY TAYLOR: Sentimentalist, think you’ve got to be a fan favorite… brown noser.
ROB MARTINEZ: For Rebel Pro, this has been Corey Taylor and I am Rob Martinez… signing off for Cage the Rage.

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August Match of the Month #2
Jonas Brothers(©) vs Freak Show -Cage the Rage

Before Jenny gets the first word out ICP’s Oddities causes the fans to go wild.
JENNY: The following Barbed Wire Steel Cage match is for the REBEL World Tag Team Championship, introducing first the challengers weighing a combined 500
pounds…The Freak and Shutdown….THE FREAK SHOW!
Fans are waving their arms like they just don’t care as the popular challengers make their way down to the ring but some fans are getting presents from
the Freak Show?
ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like the fans love the challengers here tonight and the Freak and Shutdown are returning that love by handing out what appear to
be actions figures to the crowd. I’m not sure what the significance of that is but the lucky fans that get seem to like the action figures.
COREY TAYLOR: DOLLS! They’re dolls Martinez. The Freak and his mental midget of a tag team partner are playing with dolls and the inbred idiots in the
crowd are clamoring for the stupid dolls. Probably the only Barbie’s these hicks have ever seen that has all her clothes and without matted or missing
hair.
The Freak tosses a couple of the dolls to the announcers, Martinez catches them as Taylor ducks.
COREY TAYLOR: Did you see that? The Freak just assaulted us. I’ll generic viagra review sue him just as soon as my lawyer stops chasing ambulances and answers his phone.
ROB MARTINEZ: He didn’t assault us; he just tossed a couple of the dolls…
COREY TAYLOR: So you admit they’re dolls?
ROB MARTINEZ: Like I was saying he just tossed us what he and Shutdown had been tossing to the crowd. And it looks like they were giving out Disney Jonas
Brother figures customized to look like Jim and Tommy Jonas. The fans are loving them.
COREY TAYLOR: It’s a travesty not only is the Freak Show insulting our World Tag Team Champs but also one of the greatest rock bands in the world. If I
don’t sue I’m guessing Disney will.
ROB MARTINEZ: One of the greatest rock bands in the world? I’m guessing you have a poster of Hannah Montana in your dressing room too?
COREY TAYLOR: I don’t even like Hannah Montana but Selena Gomez; now that little witch could cast on spell on me any day. I’d drink her bathwater.
ROB MARTINEZ: You’re one sick man.
COREY TAYLOR: What? Tell me you wouldn’t tap that.
Before Martinez can respond “Everyone I Went to High School with Is Dead” starts to play and is immediately drowned out by loud boos and jeering as the
REBEL World Tag Team Champs make their way down to the caged ring. Noticeable by her absence is Edna Glickman.
ROB MARTINEZ: I’d never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad the Jonas Brothers are coming.
JENNY: Now introducing the REBEL World Tag Team Champions weighing a combined total of 466 pounds Jim and Tommy…The Jonas Brothers!
The fans loudly and excitedly let the champs know that they don’t like them. The Jonas Brothers waste little time letting the fans know that the feeling
is mutual. Jim rips the dolls out of several fans hands and breaks them in two. Jimmy grabs up a couple and slings them toward the ring area almost striking
Jenny Jersey. The Freak Show stares down at the champs from inside the cage as the Jonas Brothers intentionally take their own sweet time to getting into
the ring. Finally the champs lay their belts on the announce table climb into the cage and the door is slammed shut and the champs look back at the door
as the challengers jump on them as the bell rings.
DING DING
The Freak Show quickly take control of the match. The Jonas Brothers seem to be in trouble early as somehow Tommy has found himself squared off with Shutdown
and the results are what you would expect as Shutdown is making good use of his 160 pound weight advantage and tossing Tommy around like he was one of
the dolls he and his brother were handing out earlier. The Freak Show’s giant snatches the younger Jonas brother up in a gorilla press slam…no wait!
Shutdown has Tommy up in the Gorilla Press position but instead of slamming him down to the mat he throws him into the cage. Tommy bounces off the cage
which of course doesn’t give and lands hard on the mat and appears to be busted open.
COREY TAYLOR: Well that didn’t take long. It’s just too bad it wasn’t one of the Freak Show that was busted open. Oh well at least the match is getting
good now.
ROB MARTINEZ: You actually like the fact that all four of these men are likely to bleed tonight? I’m not squeamish but these are human beings we’re talking
about.
COREY TAYLOR: Are you sure that the Freak and Shutdown are human?
ROB MARTINEZ: Oh brother!
Back in the ring while Shutdown continues to dominate Tommy, Jim Jonas is using his own nearly 100 pound weight advantage to manhandle the Freak. Jim has
the Freak in position for his Face-First Piledriver but instead of driving him into the mat, he runs the Freak into the cage and busts him open so now
a member of both teams are bleeding. Jim gains his feet and turns just in time to see Shutdown devastate his brother with a Two-Handed Chokebomb. Shutdown
covers Tommy and the referee, who until now had been merely window dressing, starts the count. The ref barely counts to two before Jim starts stomping
on the back of Shutdown’s head but while it breaks up the count it seems to only anger the giant. The two of them start to trade punches and it doesn’t
take long for Shutdown to get the advantage. While the bigger member of each team is slugging it out the Freak moves in on Tommy intending to pick up the
pieces left after Shutdown’s assault. With Tommy still on the mat the Freak unleashes Rolling Thunder on the younger Jonas. Then with Tommy still down,
the Freak goes to the corner where Shutdown is driving shoulders into Jim’s gut and runs up his partner’s back and slams into Jim Jonas with a spinning
heel kick. As Shutdown holds Jim up in the corner, the Freak grabs hold of some of the barbed wire surrounding the cage and ignoring the blood pouring
from his head and now his hand he helps wrap Jim in the corner with the wire. Tommy regains his feet and jumps the Freak from the back and the two of them
trade moves back and forth. Tommy nails the Freak with dropkick but as both men make it to their feet, the Freak counters with with his Rush punch and
kick combo. Tommy counters with a Russian LegSweep. While the Freak is down Tommy executes his Somersault Senton and goes for a cover but the Freak kicks
out at two. Meanwhile Shutdown is brutalizing the bound Jim Jonas with splashes, kicks, punches, and clotheslines in the corner. Shutdown ignores the blood
coming from his own wounds to continue the assault on the helpless Jonas Brother. Tommy finally puts the Freak down for a moment with a Hair-Pull Slam
Goes to his brother’s rescue regardless of personal risk.
Tommy slams into the back of Shutdown’s knee with a chop block that brings the giant down like a toppled tree. Tommy presses his advantage and his luck
as he unloads several kicks to the side of Shutdown’s head. The ref is working to get Jim untangled from the barbed wire in the corner and now his hands
are bleeding, in fact the only person in the ring who ain’t bleeding now is Shutdown. Tommy abandons the kicks that seemed to be working against Shutdown
and hits the ropes but this allowed Shutdown to get to his feet and he meets the charging Tommy with a thunderous Spear. The Freak Show’s big red destroyer
begins to stomp away at the fallen Tommy Jonas but Jim is finally free from the corner and mixing it up with the Freak. Jim is still feeling the effects
of the brutal assault of the Freak Show in the corner but is determined to help his brother. Jim lifts the Freak and drives him back down with his elevated
cradle neckbreaker and then charges Shutdown who is ready for him. Jim Jonas eats a big boot and falls hard to the mat. It looks like the assault in the
corner is finally starting to catch with Jim. The Freak Show has a quick conference in the middle of the ring and then the Freak starts to climb the cage.
As the Freak ignores the barbed and climbs to the top of the cage, Shutdown tosses Jim back into a corner and picks up Tommy in a Gorilla Press position
again but this time he does slam him down. The Freak has reaches the top of the cage and flies off with a Shooting Star Press aiming right for Tommy Jonas.
The move connects and both men are down. Shutdown takes time to clothesline Jim in the corner before slowly, mockingly slow, picking up Tommy and setting
him up for his Shake Machine finisher. However Shutdown doesn’t see Jim Jonas stirring in the corner and as Shutdown hoists Tommy up, Jim Jonas explodes,
as best he can at this stage on the match, and barrels into the knee of Shutdown’s that Tommy clipped earlier. Jim also manages to roll Shutdown and the
ref goes down for the count ….
One…
Two…
Three!
JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners and still the REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS JIM AND TOMMY…THE JONAS BROTHERS!
The crowd goes wild with boos as the Jonas Brothers win to retain their championship but that doesn’t stop the two teams from brawling as both the Freak
and Tommy finally regain their feet. The two teams continue to pound away at each other as the cage door opens to allow additional referees and other REBEL
officials try to restore order. The timekeeper bangs away on the bell with no effect. The refs trying to hold Shutdown and Jim apart are just shoved aside.
Edna Glickman shows up out of nowhere to encourage her champs. Jenny Jersey runs to the back as fast as her high heels will take to get help. Finally some
REBEL wrestlers come to try and help restore order, Christopher Samsonite and Justin Tyme hit the ring but to little avail it is still chaos in the ring
as Christopher tries to separate Shutdown and Jim Jonas. Justin is trying to do the same with the Freak and Tommy.
Finally a cheer goes as the BlueGrass Mafia v2.0 and Lyndsey Valentine emerge from the back and hit the ring it takes Matthew Kurtis to finally separate
Shutdown and Jim Jonas. This causes a tense moment as it appeared that the two biggest men in REBEL were ready to throw down with each other as the Bluegrass
BadAss physically restrains Shutdown, but with Christopher Samsonite holding Jim Jonas back, J-Kurt helping Justin Tyme to keep the Freak and Tommy Jonas
apart and Lyndsey keeping Edna out of the way order is quickly restored. The extra refs and wrestlers leave and the Jonas Brothers grab their belts and
storm out of the arena to the same chorus of boos that met them upon their arrival. The Freak Show then exits the ring to cheers once again.
ROB MARTINEZ: Things got tense there for a bit, thanks to a wild brawl at the end of the match because of the emotions involved on both sides. Thankfully
nobody was hurt in the melee. But I thought for a moment the Shutdown and “the Bluegrass BadAss” Matthew Kurtis were going to go at it.
COREY TAYLOR: I would have liked to have seen that but that will have to wait until another time. The best news of the match however is that the champs
retain their belts but then the big crybabies that Freak Show started a brawl that could only be stopped from help from the back. I hate sore losers.

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