Best of Rebel Pro 2009 Disc 1

January’s Match of the Month
REBEL Underground 01/24/2009
Bop vs Macculloch

“Anthem for the Underdog” by 12 Stones queues up and running from the back is none other than The Bird of Prey to a huge ovation.
JENNY JERSEY: All the way from British Columbia, Canada; he stands six foot two inches and weighs two hundred and thirty pounds… BIRD OF PREY!
Bird of Prey runs down to the ring, and nods to his grandpa sitting in a ringside seat. He stops and gives his closest relative a hug before rolling into
the ring and awaiting his opponent.
“Scotland the Brave ” queues up and coming from the back, carrying a bottle of Mac’s Black and Gold is MacCulloch.
JENNY JERSEY: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; he stands at five foot eight inches, and weighs in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds… “THE CELTIC LEGEND”
MACCULLOCH!
Again the crowd gives a huge enormous ovation as he walks down to the ring, he hands the bottle off to a ringside tech. He ten looks around at the crowd,
raises a fist into the air, much to the delight of the crowd, and climbs into the ring.
DING! DING!
Mac and Bird of Prey stand inside the ring, facing each other. Both men stretch out a hand and firmly shake before releasing the good sportsmanship gesture;
they back up from each other. They come back and lock up, Mac’s strength gets him the advantage as he Irish whips Bird of Prey into the ropes. Bird of
Prey comes off the ropes, ducking under the clothesline from Mac, and rebounds with a cross body block. Mac quickly pushes him off, avoiding a pin attempt,
and Bird of Prey is sent rolling under the bottom rope from the force. Mac steps back and allows his opponent to come back into the ring. Again they lock
up, Bird of Prey with a float behind and positions himself for a German suplex. Mac is up and down, Bird of Prey rolls on through with another German suplex,
he doesn’t release. Mac is back up, dazed slightly, but is on his feet still locked into the hold. Bird of Prey lifts again, but Mac drops down to his
knees and Bird of Prey is forced to release the hold.
Quickly shifting his momentum, Bird of Prey synch’s in a side headlock, Mac powers up from the hold to stand beside his opponent. Elbow to the gut, another,
and one more and the hold is released. Sidewalk slam and Bird of Prey is on the defensive. Mac is up and drops a sharp elbow to Bird of Prey that catches
him in the throat. Mac lifts Bird of Prey to his feet and Irish whips him to the ropes, he quickly follows with a huge lariat clothesline. Bird of Prey
blocks it with a lean down and quick shove upwards. Mac is sent over with a back body drop to the floor, but Bird of Prey follows having been grabbed around
the neck. Mac landed on the floor delivering a over the top rope neckbreaker to Bird of Prey and both men are down. Mac is up, a bit slowly, but he gets
to his feet a few seconds before Bird of Prey manages the same feat. The quicker movement by Mac gives him a chance to grab a steel chair from a fan, got
to love steel chairs. Bird of Prey is up and turns around, rubbing at his neck, he ducks the swinging chair and delivers a spinebuster to the concrete
to Mac.
Bird of Prey rolls over and is up to his feet quicker now, taking advantage of the spinebuster to Mac. He grabs the steel chair that Mac had and brings
it down, it hits concrete. Mac rolls out of the way just in time and the chair clinks on the floor. Mac is up and charges at Bird of Prey with a spear,
the quick movement catches him off guard and he is down to the floor, compliments of a massive spear to his midsection. Mac snatches the steel chair and
brings it down on Bird of Prey, but he hits concrete, Bird of Prey moved out of the way in time. Mac follows Bird of Prey as he scampers away trying to
buy time till he gets to his feet. He is stuck in the corner of the guard railing and Mac swings down with the chair, kick to Mac’s leg and the chair,
once again, misses its target. Mac grabs his leg in agony as Bird of Prey gets to his feet, he grabs the steel chair once again. Bird of Prey springboards
up to the guard railing, balances, and comes down with the steel chair swinging in an arch. It connects with Mac’s skull and a trickle of blood escapes
Mac’s arteries on his forehead.
Mac is down on the concrete and Bird of Prey stands above him, he swings down again with the chair *THWACK!* it connects with Mac’s face and the cut is
opened further. Mac reaches out, somehow, and grabs the ankles of Bird of Prey bringing him down to the floor along with himself. Mac struggles up to his
feet, grabbing the dented chair and swings it down in a similar arch. *THWACK!* it connects with Bird of Prey’s forehead and a similar trickle of blood
escapes Bird of Prey’s arteries; now both men are bloody. The fans are getting into this match, loving both of these wrestlers. Mac lifts up the ring apron
and pulls out a trash can. Hoisting it high up into the air, he brings it down on Bird of Prey with a resounding thunk. Mac goes back to the ring and hunts
something else to use as a weapon, he finds a table and pulls it out easily; he sets it up. Bird of Prey is back up to his feet, the dented trashcan at
his feet, Mac’s back is turned to him. He grabs the can and slams it down over the unsuspecting Mac, and Bird of Prey leaps to the apron easily. He dives
from their with a back body flip driving the trashcan wrapped Mac through the table and to the hard floor beneath. Bird of Prey grabs his sides in pain,
that move cost him too.
A fan at ringside is holding out an empty Mac’s Black and Gold brew bottle to him, he smiles and takes it, he waits for Mac to regain his feet. A willing
participant in the match, Mac obliges with a groggy stance and shoves off the trashcan. He looks at Bird of Prey, blood streaming down both of their faces
and smiles, Bird of Prey swings, but Mac ducks. Bird of Prey swings again and again, Mac avoids the crippling shot. Mac has a beer bottle, and the two
have a stand off. They both swing and both bottles smash with a loud shattering sound and shards of glass go flying up into the air, both men are pouring
blood now but neither fall down to the mat. Mac suddenly grabs the stunned Bird of Prey’s hand and whips him into the guardrail, it gives way and fans
scatter. Bird of Prey is damaged from the blow and Mac lifts up the guardrail, he holds it in both hands. He then changes his mind and wields the section
like a steel chair and brings it down on the hurting Bird of Prey, it makes a loud thunk and Bird of Prey makes a loud grunt of pain.
CROWD: REBEL Pro! REBEL Pro! REBEL Pro!
Mac nods in approval as the fans fill the arena with cheers and loud shouting. He brings the section down again, but there is no Bird of Prey there to receive
the blow. He has his own section of railing and the two swing at each other, Mac goes down, Bird of Prey having swung the section at his legs but Mac connected
slightly with Bird of Prey’s head and he stumbles backwards. Shaking his head, he pulls Mac up to his feet, both red from their own blood as well as that
of their opponent’s, and whips him into the ring apron. Mac doubles over from the impact and slumps down to the floor. Bird of Prey, taking a page out
of Mac’s book, digs up under the ring and pulls out another table. The crowd begins a chant of “Tables!” Bird of Prey slides the table in under the bottom
rope and digs under for something else, he pulls out a Crown Royal bag, it jingles as he shakes it. The crowd begins a “We Want Thumbtacks!” chant and
Bird of Prey throws the bag into the ring, the contents still not known, only suspected.
Bird of Prey rolls the hurting Mac into the ring and he barely moves. Bird of Prey sets up the table and grabs the bag, he shakes it and the crowd is going
absolutely nuts. Opening the bag, he empties the contents onto both the set up table and the mat. He picks up Mac and goes for a body slam, Mac counters
it into a roll up pin, but Bird of Prey rolls on through. Both men are rolling through the multitude of thumbtacks. They both stand up and have thumbtacks
all in their faces, body, and there is not a thumbtack left on the ring’s mat. Bird of Prey even has a few thumbtacks in his face, as does Mac, but neither
care as they go at it once again, blood flowing as much as the crowd is cheering. Knee to the gut and Bird of Prey is bent over, over the head suplex,
and Bird of Prey nearly misses the table as he lands hard driving the thumbtacks even further into his flesh. He bounces back up from the pain and Mac
delivers a dropkick to his back and he is sent into the ropes in a doubled over position. He holds on to the ropes and tries to pull himself up to a standing
position, Mac is there with stiff forearm shots, a right hand, and Bird of Prey is rocked up against the ropes.
CROWD: MAC! Bird of Prey! MAC! Bird of Prey!
Bird of Prey manages a right that staggers Mac backwards, a springboard flying clothesline and the two are down. Using the last bit of his strength to propel
his offense, he rolls Mac over and delivers a flipping leg drop across Mac’s throat. He shoots back up to his feet and scoop slams Mac onto the thumbtack
covered table; Mac winces from the pain. Bird of Prey spreads his arms and points to the top turnbuckle, signaling for his finishing move “Spread My Wings”;
the crowd gets even louder. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, spreads his arms again and dives. Right through the table! Mac moves out of the way and
the Bird of Prey goes through the thumbtack laden table, he rolls in pain and Mac crawls over. He somehow gets an arm over Bird of Prey and the ref is
there.
ONE… TWO… THREE!
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and advancing to the #1 Contendership Tournament Finals for the Carolinas Title… “THE CELTIC LEGEND” MACCULLOCH!
Mac stands up, bloody, and helps an equally bloody Bird of Prey to his feet. The two shake hands. Mac motions for the ringside tech to bring him the bottle
of his own brew and the tech obliges. Opening the twist lid, Mac hands the bottle to Bird of Prey, who takes a big swallow, he grimaces, but keeps it down.
Mac laughs as he takes his own swallow, the two raise their hands into the air, and the roof is nearly blown off the building from the cheers.

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Winter Blast II 02/04/2009
Nick Everhardt vs “Sick” Billy Kryenik

“Heretics & Killers” by Protest The Hero hits the arena as the crowd erupts in cheers.
JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Nick Everhardt steps out to the stage, looking around at the frantic crowd. He waits for a second, drawing in from the cheers before making his way down
the aisle.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from Houston, Texas! He weighs in at two hundred twenty-seven pounds…NICK EVERHARDT!
Everhardt approaches the ring. He makes his way to the steps, climbs up to the apron, and enters the ring. He looks towards the entrance as his music fades
out.
ROB MARTINEZ: This is Nick Everhardt’s rematch for the World Heavyweight Championship…the championship that he originally lost to Bubba J! But regardless
of who Nick’s opponent is, he looks ready!
“The Art Of Dying” by Gojira plays in the arena as the crowd continues to cheer. SBK steps out to the entrance, his championship draped across the shoulder,
and the carrying case with Captain inside. He listens to the cheers from the loving crowd before continuing down the aisle.
JENNY JERSEY: Making his way to the ring…from Windsor, Ontario! He weighs in at two hundred thirty-eight pounds and is the World Heavyweight Champion…”SICK”
BILLY KRYENIK!
SBK makes his way around the ring and to the announce table. He opens the carrying case, letting Captain out. Captain sits on the table next to Martinez,
decked out in a black tuxedo. SBK puts on the mini-headset for Captain and sets the case down before sliding in to the ring. Both men’s attentions are
caught at the entrance as a bloodied and beaten Bubba J slowly makes his way to ringside, barbed-wire bat in hand. He waits at the bottom of the aisle,
glaring up at the entrance ramp as SBK’s music fades out. SBK hands his championship to Dale McDonald, who raises it in the air for the crowd to see before
handing it to an official on the outside.
ROB MARTINEZ: I am joined by Captain here at ringside as SBK looks to be ready for this match! But the big question is, what the hell is Bubba J doing out
here?!
McDonald calls for the opening bell as Everhardt and SBK shake hands. SBK has his arms raised in a striker’s style position as Everhardt seems more relaxed
with his body slightly lowered and and his arms in a grappler’s style position. Both men circle each other, looking for a good position, and they finally
lock up.. SBK uses his size advantage to slowly push Everhardt back before swinging in to a side headlock position. Everhardt wraps his arms around SBK’s
waist and begins to lift him…but SBK blocks it. SBK swings his body forward and slams Everhardt hard to the mat, still holding the side headlock!
ROB MARTINEZ: It’s unusual to see Kryenik go with a technical style in the beginning of the match, but it seems to be working for him right now.
SBK pulls harder on the head to apply pressure as Everhardt uses his strength to slowly get back to his feet. The crowd has already begun chanting, but
the crowd seems split on who they want to win as they chant for both…Everhardt and SBK. Everhardt makes it to his feet and shoves SBK off in to the ropes.
SBK returns and knocks Everhardt down with a shoulder block. Everhardt quickly returns to his feet as SBK hits the far ropes. Everhardt with a drop toe
hold on the return and he quickly floats over to apply a front facelock to SBK! SBK fights his way back to his feet and attempts to lift Everhardt…but
Everhardt shifts his weight, keeping SBK from lifting him. SBK grabs Everhardt’s wrist and tries to pry his arms apart to release the facelock, and he
finally does. SBK twists the arm and floats behind with a rear hammerlock!
ROB MARTINEZ: Again, SBK is being very impressive with this technical style he is portraying! But it might come back to haunt him, as we’ve seen in the
past, Everhardt is one of the best technical wrestlers REBEL has to offer!
SBK places his leg in front of Everhardt’s and trips him to the mat. SBK quickly grabs both of Everhardt’s arms with a double underhook and rolls forward,
applying the Branch Breaker 2! McDonald quickly checks on Everhardt, but Everhardt isn’t ready to give up! Everhardt struggles as SBK leans forward, applying
more pressure! Everhardt gets to his knees…then to his feet, still hunched over. he uses his strength to spin around, allowing him in a standing position…and
he drops to a sitdown position, planting SBK face first to the mat!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a reversal! Almost a version of an Unprettier!
Everhardt returns to his feet and takes a moment to catch his breath. SBK slowly returns to his feet, still groggy. Everhardt stands in position behind
SBK…Kobashi Special! SBK is back to the mat, and Everhardt quickly shoots the half for the first cover of the match!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK with a kickout! Everhardt picks SBK back up and whips him to the corner. He follows in…hard clothesline on SBK! Everhardt holds SBK in the corner…shoulder
to the gut! And a second…and a third! Everhardt grabs SBK by the wrist and whips him to the opposite corner. He follows in for another clothesline…but
SBK moves out of the way! Everhardt stumbles back after smashing in to the turnbuckle…he turns around dazed…HOT SALVATION! And Everhardt falls through
the ropes to the outside!
ROB MARTINEZ: Here’s the opening that SBK needs!
SBK rolls out of the ring and brings Everhardt back to his feet. He rolls Everhardt back in to the ring and climbs up to the apron. SBK climbs up to the
top rope…THE EXPLODER WHALE! Everhardt rolls in pain on to his stomach, and SBK quickly grabs both arms to apply the Straight Jacket! He yanks back as
McDonald checks on Everhardt!
ROB MARTINEZ: Again…SBK with a submission here! What a sound strategy from the champion!
Everhardt screams in pain as SBK yanks back harder. McDonald again checks on Everhardt, but Everhardt continues to yell that he’s not ready to give up!
Everhardt rolls, forcing SBK on to his back! SBK keeps his shoulders up…and Everhardt flips backward for a pin!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK grabs Everhardt’s waist and bridges up! He spins his body around, to get to a comfortable standing position! SBK lifts Everhardt in to the air…in
an inverted piledriver position! But Everhardt struggles and is able to land on his feet behind, allowing him to lift SBK in to the inverted piledriver
position! SBK struggles…and he is able to fall behind! He grabs Everhardt with an inverted facelock…inverted DDT on Everhardt! SBK picks Everhardt
back up and holds him in position for a Urinagi! He falls forward…backbreaker…and swings back for a reverse STO! SBK quickly shoots the half!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt kicks out at the last second! What a battle from champion and former champion!
SBK picks Everhardt back up. Hard knee lift to the jaw…hard body shot…hard right to the face…knee lift to the gut…THE FLOOD! NO! Everhardt catches
the last shot…EVERPLEX! Everhardt is slow to get to his feet, falling to the ropes to catch his breath. SBK slowly stirs, crawling towards the ropes.
He uses the ropes to pull himself back up as Everhardt waits behind him. Everhardt lifts SBK…HARDT-BREAKER! SBK rolls to the outside in pain as Everhardt
returns to his feet. He looks to the outside at SBK who is pulling himself up with the guardrail. Everhardt hits the far ropes…full head of steam…NO
HANDS PLANCHA OVER THE TOP…NO! SBK with a dropkick, forcing Everhardt to crash hard to the floor outside!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt put it all on the line there, and it turned out to be a bad decision! I’m still a little baffled as to why Bubba J is standing near
the bottom of the ramp with a barbed-wire baseball bat in hand…but Kryenik and Everhardt both seem uncaring about his presence!
SBK quickly picks up Everhardt and rolls him back in to the ring. SBK climbs up to the apron as Everhardt begins to stir. SBK climbs to the top as Everhardt
reaches all fours. He gets to his feet, still hunched over. SBK off the top…legdrop to the back of the neck, driving Everhardt face first to the mat!
SBK brings Everhardt back to his feet and positions him for a powerbomb! He underhooks one arm…going for the second, but Everhardt is struggling to keep
free from The Dry Lake! Everhardt spins out of the move, and executes a go behind with a reverse hammerlock! SBK rolls forward forcing Everhardt to flip
over him, and he has Everhardt on his back in position for a pin…but SBK applies an inverted figure four instead!
ROB MARTINEZ: SBK with yet another submission move here! Everhardt is struggling to break it, but this may be over if he can’t find a way out of this hold!
Everhardt flips to his stomach, but it doesn’t relieve the pressure! Everhardt drags himself towards the ropes as McDonald checks on him. He flips on to
his back again, trying to find any way he can out of the move! Everhardt reaches forward, grabbing one of SBK’s legs…ANKLE LOCK! SBK instantly releases
the inverted figure four and struggles to find a way out of the ankle lock! McDonald checks on the champion, but he’s not ready to give up! SBK lifts his
upper body…he rolls through, but Everhardt doesn’t release the ankle lock!
ROB MARTINEZ: The champion is in a bad spot here! If Everhardt can grapevine the leg, this match will be over!
SBK squirms, not allowing Everhardt to grapevine the leg! SBK again lifts his upper body and rolls forward…this time tripping Everhardt, and he has both
of Everhardt’s shoulders on the mat from the roll through!
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Everhardt kicks out!
ROB MARTINEZ: Close call for Everhardt! What the hell is this?! It appears that myself and Captain are being joined by the next man to challenge for the
World Heavyweight Championship…Blood!
Blood sits at the table next to Captain, but doesn’t put on a headset. He just watches the action in the ring. SBK brings Everhardt back to his feet and
whips him to the ropes. Sideslam by SBK! And he quickly applies a grapevined leglock to Everhardt! McDonald checks on Everhardt, but again, Everhardt refuses
to give up! SBK releases the hold and brings Everhardt back to his feet as Chad Kurtis makes his way down the ramp. Bubba looks precautious, but lets him
pass. Kurtis stands near the apron cheering on both of the competitors. SBK whips Everhardt in to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a sleeper
hold as the crowd continues to cheer for both Everhardt and SBK!
ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like The Show has decided to take a ringside view of this match as well!
McDonald checks on Everhardt who is struggling to get out of the hold! His face begins to turn red as his energy depletes. His arms slump to their sides,
and McDonald raises his arm…and it falls! He raises the arm again…it falls again! One more time…it falls! NO! Everhardt keeps it elevated, just barely
hanging on! He continues to struggle…and he violently forces SBK back first in to the corner! SBK releases the hold as Everhardt stumbles forward. Everhardt
with a full head of steam…massive lariat in the corner! SBK falls to the mat as Mike Massacre makes his way down the ramp, still in pain from his match
earlier!
ROB MARTINEZ: Here comes Mikey! He had an impressive win earlier tonight against the next number one contender! And it looks like he’s joining Kurtis at
ringside!
Massacre, Kurtis, the crowd…they all are cheering on Everhardt and SBK. Everhardt brings SBK back to his feet and applies the double underhook…WELCOME
TO HOUSTON MOTHERF**CKER! Everhardt falls back to the corner trying to take a breather as the champion lays on the mat! Everhardt goes for the cover, but
SBK rolls to his stomach. Everhardt shoots the half and hooks the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK gets his shoulder up! Everhardt picks SBK up and whips him back to the corner. He follows in with a hard body splash. Everhardt lifts SBK up, sitting
him on the top turnbuckle! Everhardt follows him up, but SBK hits him with a hard right…and a second…and Everhardt falls back to the mat! Everhardt
returns to his feet…SBK with a top rope lariat…and Everhardt is back down! SBK looks towards the aisle to notice Ravager leading the Young Leons towards
the ring. They pass by the sore and injured Bubba, standing on the opposite side of the ring as Kurtis and Massacre. They too join in on cheering both
men!
ROB MARTINEZ: This is unbelievable! We have Ravager, The Young Leons, Massacre, and Kurtis all at ringside showing their respects for both of the competitors
in the ring! Not to mention Blood, who is sitting next to Captain watching the action as well!
SBK picks Everhardt back up, but Everhardt pushes him off and grabs him…EVERPLEX! NO! SBK blocks it and pushes Everhardt off! HOT SALVATION! NO! Everhardt
ducks it! Everhardt with a double leg takedown, and he’s going for the Texas Cloverleaf 3000! He’s trying to flip SBK, but SBK isn’t allowing it! SBK gets
his legs free, and he tries to roll up Everhardt, but Everhardt is quick to escape and get back to his feet. Both men are up, but Everhardt takes the advantage
with a go behind in to a rear waist lock! SBK with a back elbow…and he swings a second, but Everhardt ducks it…EVERPLEX! Everhardt returns to his feet
and picks up SBK he brings SBK to the corner, and again sits him on the top rope! He climbs up after SBK, brings him to his feet…HARDT-ATTACK!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt has this! He just needs to make the cover!
Everhardt exhaustedly tries to pull himself towards SBK as MacCulloch makes his way down the aisle. He too joins in with cheering on both men as Everhardt
is almost at SBK! He drapes his arm across SBK’s body for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
SBK barely gets his shoulder up, and the match will continue! Everhardt can’t believe it! He picks SBK up and quickly applies the half nelson, looking for
the Kobashi Special…but SBK quickly reverses with a go behind…and Everhardt reverses as well with a go behind…BAYOU CITY STRETCH! Everhardt has it
locked in!
ROB MARTINEZ: Win or lose…both of these men deserve the utmost respect for this match!
SBK struggles as El Rey and Montana Rose make their way down the aisle. They both stand at ringside as McDonald checks on SBK! SBK forces Everhardt back
first in to the corner, and Everhardt releases the hold! SBK tries to catch his breath, but again Everhardt from behind, trying to lock in the Bayou City
Stretch! SBK spins around, and he boots Everhardt in the gut…THE DRY LAKE…and both men are down!
ROB MARTINEZ: That should be the match ender, but SBK doesn’t have the energy to make the cover! We have seen The Dry Lake, the Hardt-Attack, and the Bayou
City Stretch…but this match still isn’t over!
SBK crawls towards Everhardt, and he finally gets an arm across the challenger!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Everhardt gets his shoulder up just before the three count! SBK crawls towards the ropes, using them to pull himself back up as Junior Soprano makes his
way to ringside. He joins in on cheering on SBK and Everhardt. SBK brings Everhardt back to his feet and quickly whips him in to the corner. He follows
Everhardt in, and lifts the challenger to a sitting position on the top rope. SBK drills Everhardt with a hard right…and follows with a hard knee lift
after springing to the second rope! Everhardt is dazed as SBK climbs to the top. He lifts Everhardt to a standing position, grabbing him in a Urinagi position!
ROB MARTINEZ: You’ve got the be kidding me! It looks like the champion wants to put Everhardt away with the Hardt-Attack!
Everhardt with an elbow to the side of the head, and SBK is stunned! He grabs SBK with a front facelock…and he drops him to the mat with a front suplex!
Everhardt still stands on the top rope as SBK has rolled to his back, but is laying motionless! Everhardt from the top…flying elbow drop! And he gets
his arm over SBK!
ONE!
TWO!
THR…NO!
SBK rolls the shoulder! The Bird Of Prey makes his way down the aisle as Everhardt pulls himself back to his feet! The ring is now surrounded by REBEL superstars
cheering on the champion and challenger! Everhardt waits…stalking SBK. SBK is groggy, and slow to get to his feet. Everhardt with a boot to the gut…and
he grabs the double underhook, looking to lift SBK for The Dry Lake…but SBK blocks it! SBK gets an arm loose and floats over for a go behind…bridging
german suplex…but Everhardt’s momentum breaks SBK’s lock and Everhardt rolls to the apron! SBK returns to his feet as Everhardt pulls himself to his
feet on the apron. SBK comes at Everhardt…but Everhardt buries a shoulder to the gut! SBK stumbles back as Everhardt hits the springboard…seated senton…NO!
SBK catches him with a sitdown powerbomb!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a move! This is what REBEL is all about! Entertainment…and the desire to win the biggest prize of them all!
Blood continues to watch on, his expression never changing as SBK returns to his feet. He looks around at the men surrounding the ring. Everhardt slowly
gets back up and is met with a boot to the gut! SBK applies the double underhook, but Everhardt quickly spins out, grabbing SBK in the Urinagi position!
SBK with an elbow to the head! He grabs Everhardt in the Urinagi position and lifts him…but Everhardt struggles, and rolls behind SBK with a sunset flip…but
Everhardt follows through to a standing position! And he’s going for a Boston crab, but SBK gets a leg free as he grabs Everhardt by the head…hard knee
to Everhardt’s face! Everhardt falls to the mat as SBK makes his way back to his feet.
ROB MARTINEZ: Great reversal by Kryenik!
SBK picks Everhardt up and whips him to the corner…but Everhardt reverses it! SBK smashes back first hard in to the corner! Everhardt rushes in…drop
toe hold by SBK, and Everhardt’s face meets the second turnbuckle! Everhardt stumbles out as SBK is back to his feet. Everhardt turns…boot to the gut…double
underhook! SBK going for The Dry Lake…NO! Everhardt lifts him for a back body drop, but SBK holds the ropes, allowing him to land on the top rope! Everhardt
turns towards SBK, and SBK grabs him from the top with a front facelock! SBK struggles, looking for a tornado DDT…but Everhardt breaks the hold and falls
in to the top rope! SBK crotched in the corner! Everhardt catches his breath and notices SBK’s position. He climbs the corner, lifting SBK to a standing
position! He has the Urinagi hooked…but SBK with a back elbow…and a second!
ROB MARTINEZ: Everhardt falls to the mat! I think he was going for the Hardt-Attack!
SBK tries to gain his composure…but Everhardt is back up…and he leaps to the top rope, drilling SBK with a hard right! He again hooks the Urinagi! SBK
with another elbow, stalling Everhardt! Knee lift to the gut by SBK, and Everhardt is on dream street! He positions Everhardt…double underhook…THE
DRY LAKE OFF THE TOP ROPE!
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! THAT HAS TO BE THE END! The crowd…the superstars around the ring, they have instantly been silenced from that move!
SBK is slow, trying to catch his breath…trying to crawl towards the lifeless Everhardt! He pushes Everhardt on to his back, and barely gets an arm across
him!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
ROB MARTINEZ: And it’s over! What a match!
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner…and STILL the World Heavyweight Champion…”SICK” BILLY KRYENIK!
The superstars sounding the ring show their respect as they clap for both men. SBK uses the ropes to pull himself back up as Dale McDonald grabs his belt.
He hands the belt to SBK who is barely able to stand. McDonald raises SBK’s arm in the air. SBK makes his way to Everhardt and helps him up as Blood stands
at the announce table, still peering in on both competitors. SBK and Everhardt shake hands as SBK finally notices Blood at the announce table. Still emotionless,
Blood joins with the rest of the superstars, clapping for both Everhardt and SBK.
ROB MARTINEZ: Unbelievable match! We couldn’t ask for more in a main event!
SBK holds his championship in the air for Blood to see as Everhardt tries to regain his composure, leaned against the ring ropes for support.

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March’s Match of the Month
Armed… and Dangerous! 03/17/2009
Krusty Kid Paul vs Bubba J

Ticking Time Bomb Deathmatch Krusty Kid Paul vs Bubba J
The REBEL crowd is watching with rapt attention as the officials make “adjustments” to the ring. The ring ropes facing the entrance have been taken down,
as have the ring ropes directly opposite of them. The two remaining sides of the ring that still have the ring ropes attached to them, are being wrapped
in flesh tearing barbed wire.
Officials emerge from the back carrying large “beds” to place on each side of the ring. Each bed has a nasty surprise. Starting with the bed laying next
to the ring facing the entrance way we have a bed filled with thumbtacks. Moving clockwise we have a bed of glass panes, a bed filled with rolls of barbed
wire and finally a bed of light tubes.
The referee enters the ring wearing heavy work gloves and protective glasses while Jenny Jersey decides to stay safe at her spot at ringside to do introductions.
JENNY JERSEY: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Ticking Timebomb Deathmatch!!!
The fans roar in approval. Let the massacre begin.
“Dress Like A Target” by Superjoint Ritual hits the speakers and the fans voice their disapproval of the man who emerges from behind the curtain.
JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, representing Dirty Money, he hails from Kitchener, Ontario and weighs in at 240 pounds….Krusty Kid Paul!!!!
KKP is swaggering down to the ring, his trusty friend “Bertha” is with him. Bertha being a double sided purple barbed wire covered dildo of course. KKP
looks at the bed of thumbtacks before him, snickers as he steps over it and climbs into the ring.
“Alcohol” by Dropkick Murphys replaces Superjoint on the speakers and strangely enough Bubba J gets a nice ovation from the crowd. Usually hated they got
the back of wrestler representing their home fed!
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, he hails from Lenox, GA and weighs in at 250 pounds…..”The Ragin’ Redneck” Bubba J!!!!!
Bubba steps out from the back and glares at Krusty. Resting on his shoulder is “Ripper!” Ripper is a wooden baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, thumbtacks
glued to it, and on the end of the barrel is the broken bottom of a beer bottle. Bubba J power walks to the ring and KKP is pacing inside the ring more
than ready for him. Bubba strides over the bed of tacks and slides into the ring, only to be greeted with a series of kicks of KKP! The referee calls for
the bell and the Deathmatch is on like Donkey Kong!
KKP kicks “Ripper” out of Bubbas hands and it rolls out of the ring and onto the floor. As Bubba J tries to get up he takes a whack across his back from
“Bertha!” Another sickening smack of the barbed wire covered dildo across the back of Bubba! The Former REBEL World Champ reaches out with a hand and is
able to pull a leg out from under KKP sending him crashing down onto his ass on the mat. Bubba J pulls himself up and kicks “Bertha” out of KKPs grasp.
KKP is trying to get to his feet but is barraged by a series of punches and kicks from the irate Redneck! KKP is dragged to his feet and Bubba J attempts
to whip him into the ropes that are covered with barbed wire. KKP puts on the brakes at the last second though and avoids colliding with the ropes, only
to turn around and walk into a scoop slam from Bubba!
Bubba J rolls out of the ring and finds himself standing in the bed of thumbtacks. He reaches down and picks up “Ripper” just as KKP scrambles across the
ring on all fours to make a grab for him. Bubba J jams the broken glass end of “Ripper” into the face of KKP! KKP drops to his stomach and tries to shimmy
away from Bubba. It’s no good as Bubba J simply jabs him again in the face with the dangerous baseball bat! KKP screams out in pain as several small cuts
have been opened up around his face. Bubba J tosses “Ripper” into the ring, reaches in and grabs KKP and pulls him out of the ring head first! At the last
second KKP manages to flip over and he lands back first into the bed of thumbtacks! Bubba J wedges his boot under the chin of KKP to hold him in place
as the former NAPW World Champ tries like crazy to free himself.
KKP lashes out with a punch to the groin of Bubba J and the Redneck half stumbles / half falls onto the floor in an agony only a man can know about. KKP
pulls himself out of the bed of thumbtacks and the crowd groans as they see his entire back is covered with the sharp tips of pain. Bubba J is propped
up against the ring steps holding his Redneck Jewels when he takes a running knee from KKP! Without wasting a beat, KKP pulls a dazed Bubba to his feet,
hooks him and suplexs him into the bed of tacks! Now it’s Bubba who is writhing around in the bed of tacks, his face etched in pain. KKP flips back the
ring apron and pulls out a pizza cutter he had hidden under the ring. Holding Bubba J down with a knee on the chest, KKP runs the pizza cutter across the
forehead of his Redneck foe over and over again until blood is literally pouring from the gash on his head.
KKP pulls off of Bubba and hands the bloody pizza cutter off to a lucky (?) ringside fan! No doubt it’ll end up on EBay but regardless, KKP pulls a tack
covered bloody Bubba J out of the bed of tacks and rolls him into the ring. KKP crawls in after him and amazingly goes for

a cover!
One!
Bubba J kicks out and tacks fly off of his body!
Smiling sadistically, KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and goes to whip him into the near ropes covered with barbed wire. Only to charge course at the last second
and send Bubba hurtling off of the other side of the ring without ropes and crashing through the bed of glass panes! The fans along ringside duck for cover
as Bubba J smashes through half a dozen stacked window plates and ends up a bloody wreck on the floor. A “Holy Shit!” chant echoes through the building
as the camera zooms in on Bubba J who is covered in glass and cut in a dozen places. KKP picks up “Bertha” and strolls over to where Bubba J was thrown
from the ring and peers down at his foe. Carefully KKP climbs down into the mountain of broken glass and readies “Bertha” for the strike. Bubba J grabs
a shard of glass and stabs it into the thigh of KKP!
KKP howls as he drops “Bertha” into the glass and quickly decides he wants back in the ring. Bubba J grabs him though and pulls him to the glass covered
floor with him. Bubba J takes another shard of glass and starts to dig and grind it into the upper arm of KKP. KKP is desperately trying to break free
but Bubba J is doing his best to hold him down and gouge out carvings in the arm of The Krusty One. KKP finally manages to kick Bubba J off of him and
he looks down at his arm. It looks as if it were caught it a wheat thrasher. KKP gets to his feet, as does Bubba J, and pulls himself into the ring. Bubba
J is right on his heels though but KKP is waiting as he nails a DDT onto his Redneck foe the first chance he gets. KKP gets to his feet only long enough
to drop a leg across the bloody ruin of a face of Bubba J.
KKP wobbles over to “Ripper” and picks it up off the mat. The fans try to boo him out of the building as he raises the bat of doom above his head but he
doesn’t care. Bubba J is getting to his feet and KKP jabs the glass covered end of the bat into the back of Bubba! Bubba jumps from both pain and surprise
and he takes another stiff poke into the back from KKP! Bubba J turns to face his opponent and takes a shot into the chest from the glass ended baseball
bat and he clutches at the wound. KKP is smiling though the blood on his face and seems to be enjoying himself until he gets taken to the mat by a desperation
shoulder tackle from Bubba J! Bubba mounts his man and starts to pound away at the head of KKP opening him up even more. KKP shoves him off and tries to
get to his feet. Bubba kicks out a leg and trips KKP who lands on the second ring rope! A ring rope that’s covered in barbed wire!
Bubba J rolls out of the ring and walks around the where KKP is caught. Bubba reaches down and takes a light tube from it’s bed and smacks it across the
skull of KKP! KKP is trying franticly to free himself of the barbed wire but he’s to tangled up! Another light tube smacks across his head in an explosion
of glass and gas! KKP rips himself free and crawls to the center of the ring leaving a bloody trail behind him. Bubba J grabs another light tube and enter
the ring ready to go three for three against KKP. Bubba J waits as KKP pulls himself up to a sitting position and goes to crack yet another light tube
across his head when the Dirty Money member surprises him with a face full of blinding powder! Low blow from KKP causes Bubba to drop to his knees and
also drop the light tube onto the mat. KKP grabs the light tube and clocks Bubba across the face with it!
As Bubba J lays on his back, KKP takes a piece of the light tube, pulls open the front of his opponents trunks and shoves the glass down his pants. KKP
staggers up to his feet and stomps on the area where he placed the glass! Bubba J flops on the mat like a fish out of water and KKP simply whips blood
out of his eyes. With Bubba indisposed, KKP rolls out of the ring and again goes under the ring apron. This time he pulls out a trashcan filled with plunder
and sends it sailing into the ring. Krusty reaches under the ring again and pulls out a table to a huge ovation and a “We Want Tables” chant from the crowd.
Krusty sets the table up in the bed of tacks and pulls something from his pocket. Unlike the power before, this item is far more dangerous. A bottle of
lighter fluid!
KKP douses the table with the lighter fluid and then asks a ringside fan for a match. The fan eagerly hands him a cigarette lighter and Krusty places it
to the table and flicks his bic! WHOOSH! The table is ablaze and the fans are going nuts!
Krusty climbs into the ring, grabs a rising Bubba J, positions him and hits a Krusty Bomb out of the ring and through the flaming table!
A loud and riotous “HOLY SHIT!!” Chant fills the arena as officials and security quickly rush in with fire extinguishers.
Krusty slumps over a burned and bloody Bubba J but the referee rolls to the outside and informs him that pinfalls count ONLY inside the ring! Krusty looks
pissed but drags himself off of Bubba, not minding the sharp thumbtacks that pierce his hands. Krusty drags Bubba to his feet and rolls him into the ring.
KKP slowly climbs in after him and drapes an arm over his man.
One!
Two!
Thr-NO!!!!
Bubba J lifts a shoulder and the REBEL crowd (and Krusty) can’t believe it!
KKP looks around in shock and then again goes to drag Bubba J off of the mat. Trailer Park Trash from Bubba J! The move that won him his second World Title
has just come from nowhere and KKP is laying flat on his back in the center of the ring! Bubba is slow to move though, his body a mass of burnt and torn
flesh. Slowly he crawls over to KKP and he also simply flops an arm across the chest of KKP.
One!
Two!
Thr-NO!!
Like Bubba J, KKP manages to simply lift up an arm and break the count!
Bubba J and KKP are both slow to get to their feet and the mat looks like a Jackson Pollack painting. KKP jabs a thumb into the eye of Bubba J and then
goes to shoot him into the barbed wire ropes. Bubba reverses it at the last second and KKP sails back first into the barbed wire! KKP screams out and tries
to free himself but only manages to get more tangled up. Bubba J shambles over to the trashcan full of plunder that KKP tossed in earlier and upends it’s
contents. Bubba J pick sup a cheese grater and staggers over to KKP where he proceeds to rake the cheese grater across the scalp of KKP! Blood is flowing
from KKPs head like a gunshot wound and Bubba J turns his attention to the already lacerated arm of KKP and starts to dig in with the cheese grater.
Finished torturing KKP with the cheese grater, Bubba J walks over to the pile of weapons and picks up a metal folding chair. Bubba J charges in with the
chair,ready to swing, but KKP gets a boot up and kicks the chair back into the face of “The Ragin’ Redneck!” Bubba J collapses to the mat and KKP carefully
but quickly pulls himself free of the barbed wire. KKP grabs Bubba J and nails a brutal piledriver onto the chair! A cover!
One!
Two!
Thr-NO!!!!
Bubba kicks out!
KKP looks defeated as the referee confirms to him that it was indeed a count of two. KKP gets to his feet and stumbles over to the trashcan. He picks it
up and places it in the center of the ring before turning his attention back to Bubba. KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and somehow manages to hoist him up
onto his shoulder! KKP slowly staggers over to the nearest corner and deposits Bubba on the top turnbuckle. ignoring the barbed wire, KKP climbs up to
the second rope, his back facing Bubba J and hits a top rope K Kutter onto the trash can! KKP pulls the dented trashcan out from under Bubba J and rolls
him onto his back. A cover!
One!
Two!
Three!!!–NO! Bubba J manages to get a shoulder up right before the count of three. The crowd can’t believe it, The Krusty One can’t believe it, hell, Bubba
J probably can’t believe it.
KKP looks defeated as the referee confirms to him that it was indeed a count of two. KKP gets to his feet and stumbles over to the trashcan. He picks it
up and places it in the center of the ring before turning his attention back to Bubba. KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and somehow manages to hoist him up
onto his shoulder! KKP slowly staggers over to the nearest corner and deposits Bubba on the top turnbuckle. ignoring the barbed wire, KKP climbs up to
the second rope, his back facing Bubba J and hits a second top rope K Kutter onto the trash can! KKP pulls the dented trashcan out from under Bubba J again
and rolls him onto his back. KKP simply leans against Bubba as the referee counts!
One!
Two!
Bubba J suddenly comes to life by hooking the legs and arms of KKP and rolling him over into a modified crucifix pin!
One!
Two!
Thre–NO! KKP kicks out just in time as well and Bubba J is pissed. He thinks it is a slow count and is letting the referee know what he thinks. Meanwhile
KKP is up to his feet, woozy, but up to his feet none the less. He charges at Bubba J, who turns, and is caught with a clothesline, but Bubba J manages
to pull KKP over with him and the two land on one of the surprise boxes. Nothing happens and the crowd is laughing, something that was supposed to happen
didn’t.
*BANG! Fire and smoke boils up from the surprise box and the people in the front row scream as the explosion rocks them. In the middle of the debris, KKP
is laying on top of Bubba, but no pin can be made outside the ring. Bubba is unconscious, Paul is unconscious. Both are covered in torn flesh, blood, and
wounds that won’t soon heal. The referee dives out of the ring and over to Jenny Jersey.
DING! DING! DING!
Jenny Jersey: The referee has called a stop to this match and has declared it a draw. Neither wrestler can continue in the match and both need medical attention.
Somehow Krusty Kid Paul manages to stand up with the help of the ring and shakes his head at the carnage around him. Bubba J has gotten back up to his feet
as well and will the match continue? Bubba J looks at himself and at Paul. Paul looks at himself and at Bubba. Each man shakes their head and turn to the
crowd, each flicks them a double bird before stumbling to the back. The crowd booing both of them loudly.

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April’s Match of the Month
Birthday Bash II 04/07/2009
Nick Everhardt vs Mikey Massacre

JENNY JERSEY: Our next match is scheduled for one fall… inside of a fifteen-foot STEEL CAGE! It is for the REBEL Pro Number One Contender Trophy and the
loser will be BANNED from REBEL! The fans are popping like crazy. They’ve been waiting WEEKS to see Mikey Massacre and Nick Everhardt go at it. Not to
mention the fact the match is in a steel cage… for the Trophy… and the loser is GONE! …FOREVER! JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first- Before Jenny gets to do
her thing, Mikey and Everhardt come through the curtain, exchanging rights and lefts! They must have started this melee backstage! The cage is barely setup
as the two former best friends, former tag team partners, make their way down the aisle, doing their damndest to gain an advantage before they are even
in the cage. Mikey takes Everhardt’s head and slams it into the outside of the cage-no! Everhardt grabs the corner of the ring apron, elbows Mikey in the
gut, then slams his head into the cage. The referee is yelling at the two REBEL competitors, telling them to get into the cage. Everhardt nods his head
and rolls Mikey in through the cage door. He follows him in… but Mikey lowblows him! Mikey leaves the cage and is going under the ring! He takes out his
glassy TWOx4 and throws it in the ring. A steel chair. A folded table! A second table! This all must be part of his plan to finish Nick off quickly! And
finally Mikey is getting in the ring. The door is locked behind them. This is it. Two men. Two men who HATE each other. ONE will leave the Number One Contender
to the REBEL World Title. And the other’s consolation prize… a pink slip! Everhardt and Mikey are in the middle of the ring, exchanging rights and lefts,
rights and lefts! Everhardt gains an advantage. Pushes Mikey off of the ropes, Irish whip. Everhardt ducks his head. Mikey kicks it! Everhardt staggers
back. Mikey charges with a clothesline, ducked by Everhardt. Arm-ringer by Everhardt. He’s ringing Mikey’s arm. And he rolls through, flipping Everhardt
onto his back. But just as quickly Everhardt kicks his way to his feet. Lock-up. Everhardt forces Mikey into the corner. Knife edge chop! A second! A third!
He whips him across the ring… no! Mikey reverses it. Everhardt sent into the opposite corner. Mikey charges in. Everhardt jumps up on the turnbuckle… back
elbow to Mikey! Everhardt with a few quick boots to Mikey. Picks him up, off of the ropes… Mikey ducks a clothesline. Off of the opposite ropes. Cross
body block… caught by Everhardt! Backbreaker! Mikey gripping his lower back as Everhardt looks out at his cheering fans for perhaps the last time. He covers
Mikey but just as quickly Mikey kicks out. Everhardt picks him up. Smashes his head into the turnbuckle. Again! Waistlock. Belly-to-back suplex! No! Mikey
with a back flip and lands on his feet. He pushes Everhardt into the corner and rolls him up! One! Two! Kickout! Mikey picks up Everhardt but Everhardt
swats his arm away. Forearm. A second. A third! Everhardt off of the ropes… hip toss by Mikey. Blocked! Everhardt hiptosses Mikey to the ground. Everhardt
hops onto the second turnbuckle. Elbow drop! NO! Misses its mark as Mikey rolls out of the way. Mikey gets to his feet. Vicious stomps on Everhardt. Now
he grabs his legs… New Mexican Cloverleaf! This has always been a move the partners shared but Mikey is sending a psychological message to Everhardt with
the use of this move… but it doesn’t last very long! Everhardt uses his arms to push himself up, then grabs the bottom rope, then the middle rope, forcing
Mikey to release the hold. But Mikey doesn’t relent. Forearm shots to Nick’s back. He hooks Everhardt’s head… inverted DDT! Quick cover. One! Two! No dice!
Mikey wanted to end this match quickly to provide an anticlimactic end to Everhardt’s REBEL career but it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen the
way Mikey had envisioned it. So what does Mikey do? What Mikey does best! He grabs the TWOx4 and waits for Everhardt to stand up. He’s smiling sadistically,
waiting for Everhard to stand. Slowly, he gets his wish as Everhardt uses the ropes to pull himself up, holding the back of his wounded head. Mikey swings
the TWOx4 but Everhardt moves out of the way… the TWOx4 hits the rope and bounces off back at Mikey’s head! The fans cheer as Mikey grabs his bleeding
forehead. Everhardt with a dropkick that sends Mikey down to the ground. Mikey gets back to his feet, only to stumble right into a Kobashi Special! Everhardt
with a cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! After taking a brief moment to get some oxygen in his lungs, Everhardt gets up, bringing Mikey with him. He kicks him
in the gut, hooks his arms. WELCOME TO HOUSTON MOTHER(BLEEP)ER! Mikey is screaming in agony, holding his lower back as Everhardt goes for another cover.
ONE! TWO! THR-KICKOUT! Everhardt winded but unwilling to give up on Mikey. He has been dominating nearly this entire match and isn’t about to give an advantage
back to Mikey. He delivers a few stomps then picks him up. A scoop and a slam. Now Everhardt is climbing up the turnbuckle with his back turned to Mikey…
moonsault time maybe? But Mikey is getting to his feet. Everhardt with a moonsault… caught by Mikey! Mikey is going to tombstone Everhardt… no! Everhardt
reverses it! NO! Mikey reverses it! NO! Everhardt reverses it and lands it! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! MIKEY KICKS OUT! Everhardt looks frustrated
and exhausted. He checks on Mikey who appears to be out of it, then decides to go back up top again. He won’t be deterred from delivering this moonsault!
But Mikey is stirring… he gets to his feet. Mikey climbs up behind Everhardt. And he’s bashing his head into the cage! AGAIN AND AGAIN! AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Everhardt is bleeding now too. Mikey with a waistlock… SUPER BACK SUPLEX! But Mikey is too exhausted to make a cover. Both men are lying on their backs
as the referee checks on them. Mikey appears to be the first to get to his feet. He is leaning against the ropes, blood still trickling down his face,
trying to regain his composure and come up with a game plan. He sees Everhardt slowly get to his feet and charges him… but Everhardt catches him with an
OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! Everhardt waiting for Mikey to get to his feet. He’s struggling, holding
his lower back…and he stumbles right into a Backdrop Clutch! ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! MIKEY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE NANOSECOND! Everhardt slow to
get to his feet. He brings Mikey with him. He’s going up top with him. Slowly they climb up the turnbuckles. Time for the HARDT ATTACK! This oughta do
it! He hooks him… but Mikey is elbowing his way out of it! Mikey again uses the cage wall to further crimson the face of his enemy. Mikey spins around…
INVERTED SUPERPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Both men are not moving as the fans wonder if these two can inflict
any more damage on the other and still be able to continue. But their hatred for each other and their desire for the contender’s trophy keeps them motivated.
Both men getting to their feet. Mikey is the first. He’s standing behind Everhardt… MANNYPLEX! MANNYPLEX! COVER! ONE! TWO! THR-NO! NO! KICKOUT BY EVERHARDT!
Mikey slowly gets to his feet. Both men are bleeding and sweating, fighting to keep their eyes free of both. Mikey’s eyes fall on his glassy TWOx4! He
smiles. He reaches down and picks it up, smiling at it. He turns around… only to see a steel chair come at his forehead! He ducks it… and CRACKS Everhardt
across the cheek with the TWOx4. He swings it again but Everhardt blocks it with the chair. Everhardt hits Mikey in the gut with the chair. Brings it down
over his head… again ducked by Mikey! Mikey swings the TWOx4! CRACK! AGAIN! AGAIN! Everhardt falls. Mikey laughing maniacally as he slowly walks towards
his prey, who is now bleeding from his face. Mikey swings it down at Everhardt! CRACK! CRACK! AGAIN! AGAIN! The fans are booing unmercifully at Mikey as
he raises his bloody TWOx4 in the air, smiling ear to ear. Everhardt is crimson as Mikey drops the TWOx4. He begins setting up the table as Everhardt slowly
gets to his feet, wiping the blood from his eyes. Mikey kicks him in the gut… EVERPLEX! Mikey finishes setting up the table. He grabs Everhardt by the
arm and puts him on it. Mikey goes up top! THE MASSACRE-NO! NO! Everhardt rolls off and Mikey crashes through the table! Everhardt slowly gets to his feet.
He wipes the blood from his eyes as Mikey struggles to get to his feet. Everhardt steps forward…SUPERNICK! SUPERNICK! And he covers Mikey! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO!
NO! Kickout by Mikey Massacre! Everhardt gets to his feet and brings Mikey up with him. He’s bringing him up top! He hooks the Hardt Attack! Mikey with
a headbutt. Another. Another! ANOTHER! Mikey with THE SELLOUT! THE SELLOUT! Mikey draps an arm over Everhardt’s body. ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! NO! KICKOUT!
KICKOUT! Nick Everhardt just kicked out of Mikey’s finisher! Mikey can’t believe it! He argues with the ref for a moment before looking up at the top of
the cage. He knows it’s going to take something special to finish off Nick Everhardt’s career. He climbs up the turnbuckle. Now he’s climbing up the FIFTEEN
FEET HIGH CAGE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Mikey gets to the top of the cage and looks out at the fans… and feels
disgusted. He gives them all the finger with both hands then begins to climb down the cage. Mikey Massacre will do whatever he can to PREVENT the fans
from seeing something they want to see. They are now booing him unmercifully, not because they wanted to see Nick Everhardt splashed from the top of the
cage… but because they thought they were going to see a human being drop fifteen feet! Mikey gets back to the turnbuckle. Looks like he has settled for
The Massacre! HE NAILS IT! COVER! ONE! TWO! NO MORE NICK EVERHARDT IN REBEL? THREE! NO! NO! KICKOUT! NICK EVERHARDT KICKED OUT OF BOTH OF MIKEY MASSACRE’S
FINISHERS! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Mikey looks ANGRY! Both because he can’t pin Everhardt… and because he knows
what he must do. Even if it provides exactly the type of entertainment he doesn’t want to give the fans, Mikey knows what he must do. Sighing, using every
ounce of energy left in him, Mikey looks up at the top of the cage and begins making his way towards it. First up the turnbuckles, then slowly he climbs
up the cage. Everhardt is trying to move but his body is simply broken. Mikey gives his middle fingers to the booing fans before leaping off… FIFTEEN FOOT
TOP OF THE CAGE SPLASH TO EVERHARDT! The fans are both cheering and booing, conflicted about their feelings… what they just saw was INCREDIBLE but it means
Everhardt is GONE from REBEL! Mikey drapes an arm. ONE! TWO! THREE! Now it’s ALL booing as the fans realize what this means… JENNY JERSEY: And your winner…
and NEW holder of the Number One Contender Trophy… MIKEY MASSACRE! As a result of this match, Nick Everhardt will no longer be competing in REBEL Pro Wrestling.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mikey is not moving. But Everhardt is. Slowly, as the booing intensifies, Everhardt gets to his feet. PLEASE
DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! Everhardt nods his head at the fans, points to them, and bangs his fist on his heart, letting
them know how much they have meant to him. The officials open the door to the cage and Everhardt slowly leaves a REBEL Pro ring for the LAST time. PLEASE
DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! Mikey is being given the trophy but isn’t conscious enough to appreciate the moment. Besides,
the fans aren’t paying attention to that. Their eyes are locked on Everhardt as he makes his way down the aisle, refusing medical attention, wanting to
leave his last match on his own two feet. He gives them one final wave before making his way through the curtain…………………… REBEL Pro Wrestling without Nick
Everhardt? There was a REBEL Pro before Everhardt… But can there be one AFTER him?

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