Armed… and Dangerous! 03/17/2009

ARMED… AND DANGEROUS!
03/17/2009
Matthew Engel vs. Johnny Doll

The crowd is buzzing in anticipation as the time draws nearer to start time. Soldiers, their wives, their children fill the arena and the lovely Jenny Jersey
climbs into the ring receiving a few cat calls and whistles at the legs that she is showing. She smiles and waves shaking it for the men in attendance
just a little bit. It upsets the wives, but the men sure do like it a whole bunch. Out in the crowd is some posters proclaiming the fall of the Extreme
Elite”, “NAPW Sucks!”, “Mac Attack”, “I want to marry The Captain!”– What? We move closer and it is a female soldier holding a black rabbit, the poster
being actually held by the rabbit. Chants of Rebel are heard through the arena and then Jenny Jersey brings the mic up to her lips.

JENNY JERSEY: Are you ready?

Hell yeah they are ready!

JENNY JERSEY: Well lets get this party started.

Black Eyed Peas “Lets Get it Started” begins to play and the crowd is going crazy, they want some action and they want it now!

JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

“Smooth Operator” by Sade hits the speakers. There’s a mixed reaction from the crowd, as they don’t know exactly who’s about to arrive. Actually, mixed
is the wrong way to put it. More… indifferent than anything. Johnny Doll hits the aisle with his hands in the air, regardless of how silent the crowd
actually is.

JENNY JERSEY: Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City, New York, and weighing in at TWO HUNDRED and THIRTY THREE POUNDS! “BROADWAY” JOHNNY
DOLL!

Johnny Doll hits the ring and raises his arms again. The crowd barely acknowledges him, but it’s like Johnny doesn’t even notice. “Jesus Christ Pose” by
Soundgarden drowns out Sade and Matthew Engel steps through the curtain to an equally dull reaction from the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: And introducing his opponent! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Bailey’s Bay, Bermuda, and weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED and TWENTY
POUNDS! MATTHEW ENGEL!

Matthew’s eyes are fixed on the ring, only looking up at the fans. When he gets to the ring, the referee checks each of them with a breif “You Ready?” before
calling for the bell.

The two meet and lock up in the middle of the ring, elbow-and-collar tie up. Matt is quick to the offensive, even being the smaller man, sending a swift
European Uppercut into Johnny’s jaw. Jaw answers with a right hook to the cheek that sends spit bubbles floating toward the referee that ends up landing
on his shoe. Matt visits back a right hand of his own, and now it’s a fist fight! Back and forth, back and forth, and neither man is giving an inch. Johnny
ducks under a haymaker and irish whips Matt into the far ropes, rebounding with a clothesline that sends Matt to the mat. (Pffft.)

Johnny goes to drop an elbow, but Matt is quickly back to his feet, running to the ropes and rebounding with a shoulder block to the ten-pounds-heavier
Johnny. Johnny hits the mat hard, and Matt uses this opportunity to rush to the turnbuckle and hit a moonsault… NO, Johnny rolls out of the way and Matt
gets a mouthful of canvas! Both men are up quickly, and they meet in the middle again for a test of strength. This time Johnny gets the upper hand, pushing
Matt into the turnbuckle. The referee calls for a break, and Johnny obliges. Johnny backs up and runs in for a turnbuckle splash–BOOT to the face from
Matt sends Johnny reeling.

Matt sneaks up behind Johnny and neatly delivers a half-nelson leg sweep, bringing Johnny to the floor. Matt floats over and locks in a headlock that Johnny
quickly slips out of before drop kicking Matt in the back of the head. Johnny rolls Matt over for a quick cover…

ONE…

Only a two count for Johnny there. Johnny rolls to the outside for some air as Matt recuperates in the ring. Johnny starts to scratch his head, maybe thinking
“What am I gonna do with this guy?” Then he sees the apron. And his face lights up. What’s under the apron? Matt, apparently thinking the same thing, is
collecting a steel chair from under the apron at the same time as Johnny is finding a chair. Both men simultaneously find their chairs and slide into the
ring. Now it’s a stand-off!

A very Step-Brothers-esque showdown between the two chair-weilding wrestlers has ensued. Each man circles the other, twitching and flinching, trying to
make the other make the first move. It would seem that neither of them can make a decision on whether they should attack or not. Well, they make their
decision…

Matt swings…

Johnny swings…

MATTHEW HAS HIS EYES CLOSED!

THWACK! Johnny with a dropkick that sends the steel chair right into Matthew Engel’s face., blood streams from Engel’s forehead.

Johnny quickly covers the barely breathing Engel.

One… Two… Three!

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winner of the match… JOHNNY DOLL!

Johnny can’t believe his luck in winning his Rebel Pro debut and walks back to the backstage area with a look of surprise on his face.

Soldiers of the Apocalypse vs NAPW’s Lloyd Rees and Dan Ryan

“Big train rolling down the line Makes me lonely Sometimes I wish to ride away Sometimes I want to ride away Yeah!”

“Lonely Train” by Black Stone Cherry kick out the jams as Mark Kingston and Chris Sparx; The Soldiers of the Apocalypse make their way out from the backstage
area.

JENNY JERSEY: Coming down the isle first, representing REBEL weighing in at a combined weight of 487 pounds, MARK KINGSTON! CHRIS SPARX! The Soldiers of
the Apocalypse!

Mark and Chris step into the ring and talk strategy, to an uneven crowd who aren’t sure whether to cheer or boo these two REBEL combatants. “My reflection,
dirty mirror! There’s no connection to myself!” Zero by The Smashing Pumpkins blasts out in all it’s alt-rock iconicness! Dan Ryan and Lloyd Rees walk
out to a mixture of cheers and boo’s. The fans start a small “REES! REES! REES!” chant for all of his work he put into REBEL earlier in his career. Dan
Ryan is focused, and is getting heat. He notices a fan at ringside with a sign that reads “REBEL F’N RULES!” which he takes and tears in half.

BOOOOOOOOO!

This ignites Sparx and Kingston and jump out of the ring and jump Rees and Ryan half way up the isle. Sparx hammers away at the 6’7 Dan Ryan as Kingston
socks Rees in the chops. SLAM! Dan Ryans head is slammed into the gaurdrail. He grabs it in pain, but has no time to recover as Sparx rams a shoulder into
his midsection and slams him into the guardrail. Kingston pushed Rees into the guardrail as well and then clotheslines him over it and into the crowd.
The REBEL “soldiers” have this crowd in pandemonium!

“SOTA! SOTA! SOTA!”

Kingston and Sparx switch opponents to a more leveled height combination. Kingston grbas Ryan by the hair and yanks him down the isle and slams his head
into the edge of the ring. Sparx goes to work on Rees down the isle way with a flurry of punches to the mid section. Rees throws a punch, but has little
effect. Sparx headbuts him inbetween the eyes which buts him open early. Dan Ryan has faught back a bit and he hammers Kingston in the face and then shoves
him into the ringsteps which catch him in the side. Ryan runs at him and clobbers him, sending the 6’5 Kingston tumbling to the ground. Ryan looks around
with a smirk on his face as the fans boo him with a thunderous roar. Ryan picks up Kingston and delivers a gut full of knee. He rolls him into the ring
and follows in afterwards. Kingston gets back up, but is met with a forearm smash from Ryan. Firemans Carry! Ryan stays on him for the cover. ONE! TWO!
KICKOUT! Kingston gets out of it in time.

Down the isle Rees and Sparx have been battling in the crowd. Sparx has hold of a chair, swings but misses as Rees sidesteps and delivers a superkick to
the temple. Sparx drops to the ground and Rees mounts him, unloading lefts and rights. An angry fan pours a beer on Rees’s head and yells “YOU (BLEEP)
TRAITOR!” which prompts a “Pro-Rees” fan to jump him. Both the fans roll around on the ground as Security quickly runs over and grabs both men. Rees shakes
off the beer like a wet dog and then picks up Sparx. He leads the way back to the guardrail and throws him over. Rees hops over and goes for a stomp, but
Sparx moves and hops back to his feet and shoves him away and steps back… RUNNING CALF KICK! Rees hits the cement hard.

Back in the ring Ryan has been working over Kingston in the corner, trapping him with shoulders to the gut and kicks. Sparx rolls into the ring and lunges
at him, smashing him on the back of the head. Ryan stumbles and turns around, Kingston shakes off the cobwebs… (BLEEP) UP LEG SYNDROME! Kingston spears
the back of the Dan Ryans knees and quickly applies the Texas Clover Leaf. Rees gets back into the ring and Sparx runs at him, Rees bends down and then
sends Chris Sparx over the top rope with a well times back body drop. Sparx hits the floor awkwardly and grabs hold of his tailbone. Rees runs at Kingston
and clobbers him with a clothesline, releasing the hold on Ryan.

D!D!T! From the Green! Kingston is flattened into the canvas. Rees rolls him over and covers him. ONE! TWO! SPARX STAR PRESS! Sparx jumps from seemingly
out of no where -off of the turnbuckle-and squashed Rees and his partner Kingston! But it breaks up the count effectively! The crowd is going bananas!
Sparx rolls Rees over and goes for the count himself. ONE! TWO! THR-NO! Dan Ryan is back up and he drops a big elbow on the back of Sparx’s neck to break
up the count. A few very close calls here folks!

Kingston is back up and he decks Dan Ryan stumbles into the corner. Kingston runs with a huge knee lift, shooting all the wind out of Dan Ryans lungs. Kingston
lifts up his big foot and presses it into Dan Ryan’s throat, applying pressure. Sparx has hold of Rees… FACEBOMB! That has to be it!

ONE! TWO! TH-KICK OUT! Lloyd Rees kicks out of a devastating Facebomb and Sparx cannot believe it.

Kingston releases the foot, but Dan Ryan was playing opossum. Dan Ryan bursts out of the corner and runs over Mark Kingston. He grabs Chris Sparx in a belly
to belly and slams him to the mat in a single motion. Ryan hops back up, on fire, grabbing Mark Kingston; SPINEBUSTER! Both members of Soldiers of the
Apocalypse have been put to the mat by Dan Ryan and the fans take acception to it.

BEER CUPS! NAPW Merchandise! PANTIES FROM A FAT WOMAN! Start filling up the ring as the fans throw whatever they can in on Dan Ryan.

Lloyd Rees gets to his feet, and Dan almost mistakes him for one of the S.O.T.A. members, but quickly retracts. Sparx is getting back to his feet, Dan Ryan
grabs him by the head and then irish whips him into the ropes. Lloyd Rees jumps up and drop kicks him to the ground. Mark Kingston gets back up but is
delivered a kick to the gut, a turn-around and a Release German Suplex for his troubles.

MORE DEBRIS!

“I’m (BLEEP) ending this!” Dan Ryan says as he props up Chris Sparx… HUMILITY BOMB!

Dan Ryan drops to his knees for the cover. Mark Kingston is stirring and tries to get back to his feet.

ONE!

TWO!

Kingston lunges – REES TACKLES HIM! THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen here are your winners… DAN RYAN AND LLOYD REES!

Bird of Prey vs Jer$ey

Anthem for the underdog by 12 stones tears threw the arena, a huge pop from the crowd as Bird Of Prey makes his way to the ring.

Jenny Jersey: Introducing first, from British Columbia, standing six foot two and weighting in at two hundred and thirty pounds BIIIIIRD OF PREY!

He climbs threw the middle ropes and turns his attention to the entrance way, as the music switches to Go Hard, by Dj Kahled out comes Jer$ey, wearing a
Jason Vorhees mask.

Jenny Jersey: And his opponent, from Patterson NJ standing six foot four and weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds he is JER$$$$$EYY!

The crowd doesn’t like him much, for that matter not many people do like him much. HE climbs into the ring, Bird stares him down good, Jer$ey cracks a smile
under the mask.

DING DING

And its on, Bird springs of the ropes and delivers a flying close line to Jer$ey, sending him flying back into the ropes but he bounces of and gives the
downed Bird a elbow drop to the back of the neck, the crowd boo’s. Bird rolls around before getting to his feet only to get greeted with a big boot, WHAM!
he smacks it out of the way causing Jer$ey to spin around, Bird wraps his arms around his waist and lifts him to the air for a back body drop.

Jer$ey hit’s the mat hard but he is up just as quickly as he went down, Bird is right there to meet him, they lock up exchanging fist, left, right, left,
right, LEFT, RIGHT! Finally Bird pushes Jer$ey back but Jer$ey has planted his feet, he smiles then grabs Bird by the back of the head and brings him in
for ONE VICIOUS HEAD BUTT ! Bird is stunned, stumbling around the ring it’s a miracle he didn’t fall. POWERSLAM! Now he is down. Jer$ey throws the mask
out of the ring.

The fans are hating this, the boo’s the hisses, the garbage being thrown his way. Jer$ey, he just loves it, he walks over to Bird and picks him up, only
to send him hurling towards the turn buckles, Jer$ey try’s to lift him up, but Bird fights back with a frenzy of punches to the back of Jer$eys head. Bird
gains the upper hand and sends Jer$ey to the mat he climbs the ropes..MOONSAULT! He goes for the pin.

One.

Two.

And that’s all he gets, Jer$ey kicks out, Bird to his feet he brings Jer$ey with him, he lifts him over his head Jer$ey doesn’t like this he begins to punch
to try and free him slef WHAM! It does no good. Bird goes for the pin.

One.

Two.

Three?

Jer$ey manages to kick out again, Bird to his feet, this time lets Jer$ey get to his feet on his own, as he does we see him stick his hand in his trunks
and pull them out with his golden sweets, he keeps them hidden from the ref… wait this is Rebel, he lets them hang out, the Golden Sweets that is.

Bird Turns around to a smiling Jer$ey, he spots the brass knuckles on Jer$eys hands, just in the nic of time as he swings Bird ducks and grabs Jer$ey up
for a Belly to back suplex sending him to the mat. He is about to go for the Pin when he notices Mac making his way to the ring, he walks over to the ropes
to greet him. Behind Bird Jer$ey is to his feet Mac signals for him to turn around. Jer$ey stands behind him as Bird turns around

Mac trips Bird of Prey as he turns around. BoP falls from the tripping right into an European Upper from the fist with the Golden Sweets attached!

Jer$ey covers nonchalantly.

One… Jer$ey nods.

Two… Mac and Jer$ey nods.

Three!

Jenny Jersey: And your winner Via Pin fall, he is “Young Money” Jer$ey!

Mac climbs into the ring to meet Jer$ey, and they begin to beat down Bird Of Prey as they boot stomp him into oblivion. The volume of the crowd is insanely
loud as they boo and hiss. But there is nothing they can do as these two beat down there beloved Bird Of Prey. Will anyone come out to save Bird of Prey?
Crowd: Bird of Prey! Bird of Prey! Bird of Prey! Bird of Prey!

They laugh as they get a last few kicks in and make there exits. “Ted Nugent” and out from the back runs Calgary Jim, to a huge pop, the biggest he has
received in Rebel Pro yet. Jer$ey and Mac stop dead in there tracks and turn and make there escape through the crowd as quickly as they can.

Hardcore Battle Royal

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is your Hardcore Battle Royal!

The crowd pops huge, they know it is going to be bloody and a whole lot of fun.

JENNY JERSEY: I have just been informed by Mr. Gordon that the winner of the Hardcore Battle Royal will receive a Rebel Pro Carolinas Title shot sometime
in the near future!

Another pop. Around the ring a few ring hands are throwing a few weapons into the ring and readying it for the battle ahead.

The arena goes dark for the entrance of the first competitor into the Hardcore Battle Royale. Suddenly The Beatles’ “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road” blasts
out through the PA and after a moment of confusion the crowd realise what’s happening. They erupt into a chant of “ASS! ASS! ASS!” while waiting for the
appearance of the Master of the Tag Division… But no-one is coming out from the back as Rob Martinez tries to explain what’s going on over at the announce
table. After a minute or so the music stops without any message from REBEL officials, and there is no appearance of the man who’s been absent from REBEL
for quite some time. A moment or two later…

“Smooth” by Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas queues up and so does the boos. Everyone in the building seems to be booing the man walking out of the back.

JENNY JERSEY: All the way from Las Vegas Nevada, he stands at five feet eleven inches and weighs in at two hundred and twenty pounds… CHRIS CASINO! Boos,
nothing but boos reign down on Chris Casino as he saunters down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope.

“Esscence of Wounds” by Lamented Souls queues up in the speakers and from the back walks a determined Derrick Daze.

JENNY JERSEY: From Jefferson City Missouri, he stands at five feet ten inches and weigh one hundred and eighty-five pounds… DERRICK DAZE!

Derrick walks down to the ring and climbs into the ring. Chris Casino is throwing the weapons out of the ring? Yes, Casino is emptying the ring of the weapons
as Derrick looks on ready for the fight. Chris Casino looks at Derrick Daze, flips him the old double bird, and looks to the crowd doing the same. He climbs
out of the ring and begins to walk to the back leaving a dazed Derrick… Daze standing in the ring.

DING DING

JENNY JERSEY: By forfeit, Chris Casino has been eliminated!

Derrick just stands inside the ring waiting for an opponent to fight so that the action can get started.

Crowd: This is boring! clap, clap, clap clap clap This is boring! clap, clap, clap clap clap

Derek Stephen Taylor runs from the crowd at ringside, behind Daze, and slides into the ring. Taylor has a steel chair in hand and

cracks it over the back
of Daze’s skull and the action has started. Derek’s music doesn’t even have time to play and from the back walks his manager, Fantastic Andy Strickland.

JENNY JERSEY: From London England, he stands at six feet two inches and he weighs two hundred and thirty-five pounds… DEREK STEPHEN TAYLOR!

Right hand from Taylor keeps Daze on the defensive. Stiff knee lift into Daze’s midsection winds him and Taylor follows up to the temple of Daze with a
stiff England Uppercut. Daze’s temple is reddening quickly from the onslaught, but the British Pounder is relentless in his pursuit of his first win here
in Rebel Pro. Daze with a desperation left, Taylor ducks under the attempt. Irish whip into the ropes sends Daze running, shoulder tackle from Taylor sends
him back down to the mat. Taylor begins a ground and pound mixed martial arts tactic and it seems to be effective for him.

Daze manages to roll Taylor over and now Derrick Daze is on top of the brawling pile. Taylor with a thumb to the eyes, though, gets him the advantage he
needs.Somehow the two have rolled over to the steel chair and Taylor has it in his possession and he brings it down on Daze’s face. Blood flies from a
wound high up on Daze’s forehead, but Taylor isn’t stopping there. He tosses the chair to the side and begins the ground and pound from only moments earlier.
Daze with a low blow halts Taylor’s progress and now Daze is able to get in some offense. From the prone position, Daze nails Taylor in the mouth with
a vicious right hand, another, and a third. Taylor falls back off of Daze and Derrick follows quickly, taking advantage while he still can. He pulls Taylor
up to his feet and Irish whips him into the ropes, lifting the chair quickly, he swings for the fences and connects with the face of one Derek Stephen
Taylor, DST… goes down unconscious. Outside the ring Fantastic Andy Strickland is going crazy yelling something about that isn’t fair or it is against
the rules. Daze turns to Andy and flicks him a bird. Derrick lifts Taylor up to his feet and has him draped across the ropes fixing to eliminate him when
Fantastic Andy leaps from the top turnbuckle driving the potted plant on Daze’s skull, the plant shatters and Daze falls back to the mat out cold. Taylor
falls to the ring apron, where Andy pushes him back under the bottom rope. Taylor is safe now and that is all that Fantastic Andy really cares about.

Andy has some smelling salts or something and is bringing Taylor around to the world of the living and breathing, he seems to be mainly out of it. He stares
at Andy in a look of bewilderment and finally nods his understanding. Derek is up to his vertical base and draps Daze over the top rope and begins to pound
away at him once again, but the dead weight of Daze is just a bit too much for Taylor to handle as he falls back inside the ring, safe. Derek snarls at
this turn of events and tries to lift Daze back up to eliminate him once again. Modified back body sends Taylor up and over the top rope, but Andy is there
to prevent Taylor from being eliminated, Daze doesn’t realize it. Derrick Daze falls to his knees breathing heavily as Taylor slinks under the bottom rope
with a shard of the broken ceramic pot clutched in his fist. Taylor taps Daze on the shoulder and the man from Jefferson City turns looking surprised.
Fist to his forehead and the shard of pottery slices into Derrick’s forehead cutting him open further and he is now wearing a mask of red that begins to
drip down his face and off of his chin. Collar and elbow tie up, but Taylor with a quick advantage over the wounded Daze has Daze in a behind the back
wristlock, to a bulldog, to the mat combination. Taylor hooks on a crossface, but submissions do not count in this environment and all he can cause is
more and more pain to the already wounded Derrick Daze.

Daze has no quit in him as he crawls to the ropes. Andy is there spitting insults into his face and he actually spits in Derrick’s face for good measure.
Daze’s free right hand swings out catching Andy in the mouth and the Fantastic One goes down quickly. Daze grabs the bottom rope, he grabs the middle rope,
he grabs the top rope and he is up to a vertical base. He shoves backwards but Taylor lets go of the submission quickly and Daze plants himself in the
corner. Daze runs back out though catching Taylor with a short clothesline and the man from London England goes down. Daze grabs the ankle of Taylor’s
right leg and stomps away at the back of Taylor’s knee, again, and a third time. He is trying to wound Taylor like he wounded him. Taylor is pulled roughly
to his feet and whipped into the ropes, Daze catches him off the rebound and delivers a spinning Samoan Drop in the middle of the ring, but pinfalls don’t
count.

FIVE…

Daze looks up as he drops a knee across the forehead of Taylor.

FOUR…

He pounds furiously on the reddening spot on Taylor’s forehead trying to bust him open before someone else comes out of the back.

THREE…

Irish whip into the ropes once more, high knee lift to his mouth and Taylor is down again.

TWO…

Choke hold, Daze is literally choking Taylor out so that he can eliminate him from the match and win a shot at the Carolinas title.

ONE…

“Pulse of the Maggot queues up and Daze is quickly outnumbered as Jack Steele walks out from the back. The crowd is booing loudly.

JENNY JERSEY: From Edmonton Alberta Canada, he stands at six feet two inches and weighs two hundred and ten pounds… JACK STEELE!

Derrick can’t believe it, another person from his first match here in Rebel Pro. Jack runs down to the ring now and slides under the bottom rope. Fantastic
Andy pulls Taylor out of the ring, under the bottom rope, and hands him a bottle of water. Jack and Daze are going toe to toe in the middle of the ring.
Taylor slides in a steel chair, a 2×4, a six pack of bottled beer, and a table from under the ring. He sits back in a steel chair and sips at his water
catching his breath. Inside the ring Jack Steele nails a low blow on Daze that gets him an advantage. Side headlock on Daze and Jack pounds left fists
into the open wound on Daze’s already bleeding forehead. Jack’s fist quickly becomes red with Daze’s blood, but he doesn’t seem to mind as he continues
pounding away at the wound. Daze wraps his arms around the waist of Jack and lifts him up dropping him back down with an atomic drop. Daze quickly follows
with a bulldog down to the mat. Outside the ring Andy and Taylor are discussing strategy and leetting the other two in the ring do the work. Daze takes
a page out of Taylor’s book and begins to pound away at Jack in a ground and pound technique that seemed to work well for Taylor earlier on himself. Daze
places a knee into Jack’s crotch, making the pain even more unbearable, as he pounds away at the face of Jack Steele. Jack with a thumb to the eyes and
a quick face rake gets him the advantage back as he rolls over and gets his hands on a Barbie Doll? He looks at in discuss as the fans begin laughing at
him for holding a Barbie doll. He hits Daze in the chest with the plastic doll and Daze’s chest is busted open from the blow? Jack and the crowd appear
to be shocked that the Barbie could do such damage to a person. He flips her hair up and discovers four thumbtacks attached to her body, this Barbie is
definitely into punk. Jack, no longer feeling quite so foolish for using a Barbie as a weapon, drags it across the white flesh of Derrick Daze drawing
small rivers of blood here and there all over his chest.

The formally white flesh is now red with his life fluid and Jack is laughing at Daze, who is just lying there. Jack is standing over him, steel chair in
hand, when his balls are crushed once again by Daze’s knee making contact with them with brute force. Outside the ring, Fantastic Andy and Taylor laugh
at this turn of events and Taylor still drinks his water as they go back to discussing strategy. Daze spins with a right hand catching Jack in the temple,
he continues spinning catching Jack with a leg sweep and Steel goes down on the mat where Daze falls on him with a back elbow drop. Daze rolls off and
is breathing heavily, that last bit took alot out of him and he doesn’t know if he can continue anymore. He crawls to the ropes nearest to him and pulls
himself up slowly to his feet. The crowd begins to count down the last five seconds.

FIVE…

Who will it be?

FOUR…

Derrick is wondering the same thing and he has lost a lot of blood.

THREE…

Will it be someone who will ally themself with Derrick for the meantime? Will it be someone who just doesn’t care who they take out?

TWO…

Will it be the end for Derrick, or will it be a saving grace?

ONE…

The crowd waits in anticipation to who is coming out next and…

“Carbomb” by The Acacia Strain

The question is answered and the crowd boos yet again in this match, did all of the most hated people just happen to pull numbers one after another? Daze
looks unbelieving as Vincent begins to walk down the aisle, a smirk of triumph on his face.

JENNY JERSEY: From Glens Falls New York, he stands at six feet eleven inches and weighs three hundred and forty-one pounds…. VINCENT BLACK!

Vincent is walking down the aisle soaking in the boos of the crowd and jawing back at them as well. He stumbles over a thrown beer bottle and holds at his
ankle in extreme pain. He immediately turns to walk to the back, a smirk is seen briefly on his face as he shakes his head that he will not compete here
tonight due to his injury.

JENNY JERSEY: Due to a injury recently received, Vincent Black has forfeited he has been eliminated.

Daze looks a little relieved that he won’t have to take on all three people at once and he slumps in the corner. Taylor slides in with a steel chair and
Derrick knows it is time to go one more time. Taylor swings, Daze ducks under. Jack is still holding his crotch. Taylor swings again, a look of ferocity
on his face, and Daze ducks under again. Daze with a right hand into the chair driving it back into Taylor’s face. Standing dropkick sends the chair back
into Taylor’s face and the man from England is busted open finally. Daze smells the blood and the wound he just inflicted and charges at the stumbling
Taylor. Clothesline to the gut of Daze from Jack Steele halts his progress and the two begin to double team him in a corner. Jack with a right hand, Taylor
with a right hand, Daze with his head rocking back. Taylor instructs Jack to set up the table and he does so without complaint. Taylor lifts Daze up to
the top turnbuckle as Chet Whetleson runs from the back and over to Jenny Jersey. She nods as he makes his way back to the lockerrooms. Taylor climbs up
after Daze and so does Jack Steele. They are going to hit a double top rope superplex onto Derrick Daze and possibly kill this man.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, owner Larry Gordon has instructed me to bring the next participant out here for the match.

Crowd pop big time!

They lift the unconscious form of Daze up and drive him through the table with force and the table shatters into a million tiny pieces as they look at their
handywork. Taylor wipes his hands of the dust and filth that he feels he got from Jack and Derrick Daze. Both men begin to pound double time on Derrick
Daze, who is helpless and possibly really hurt.

“Strangehold” by Ted Nugent blares and here comes the Calvary… no the Calgary… either way the crowd stands in approval and cheers as Calgary Jim rushes
from the back to help out Derrick Daze inside the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: From Calgary Alberta, he stands at six feet three inches and weighs two hundred and sixty-four pounds… CALGARY JIM!

Jim slides in, Taylor and Steele jump up to their feet. Right hand to Taylor, left hand to Jack. Right hand to Jack and a left hand to Taylor. Jim is on
fire and the crowd is loving it! Boot to Taylor’s midsection, boot to Jack’s midsection. Double DDT to the mat for both of them and Jim is loving the adoration
of the crowd and once again, these four men are in the ring against each other, what are the odds? Taylor rolls out of the ring, thanks to Fantastic Andy’s
help but Jim doesn’t care, his enemy Jack Steele is in his way to aanother Carolinas Title shot. Jim lifts him up, right hand, bell clap, right hand, elbow
and Jack is sent into the corner hard. Jim follows up with a splash driving the wind out of Jack in a gush. Jim climbs up the turnbuckle.

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!

The crowd counts along with Jim as he delivers right hands into Jack’s skull. Taylor slides into the ring behind Calgary Jim, he has no idea, but Taylor
lifts the unconscious form of Derrick Daze on his shouders and walks over to the ropes. Outside the ring Fantastic Andy is nodding his approval. In the
corner, Calgary Jim is delivering stiff shoulder tackles to the midsection of Jack Steele.

JENNY JERSEY: Derrick Daze has been eliminated!

Jim turns around and notices the crumpled form of Derrick Daze outside the ring and the smirk on Derek Stephen Taylor’s face. Jim rushes over and Taylor
slides out of the ring under the bottom rope. He looks up at Jim and smirks oce again. Fantastic Andy hands him another bottle of water, where does he
get it from? The two of them sit once again on some steel folding chairs and look at the action. Taylor points behind Jim, who turns to find a right hand
in his face. Jim stumbles backwards and Jack with another right hand to Jim’s face. Jack follows with a left, left, right, forearm, and right combo that
has Jim rocked in his boots. Irish whip from Jack sends Jim into the ropes and Jack follows with a running spear that takes Jim down to the mat quickly.
Jack knows that pinfalls don’t count so he rolls off and lifts Jim up to his feet, scoop slam onto the steel chair and Jack spies the 2×4 lying there on
the mat from earlier. He picks it up and tests its weight in his grip. Calgary Jim gets up to his feet and shakes his head clearing the cobwebs. Jack swings
the 2×4, but Jim ducks under the blow delivering a stiff boot to Jack’s jaw that sends him flying back and over the top rope to the outside.

JENNY JERSEY: Jack Steele has been eliminated!

Derek looks down his nose as Jack Steele lands at his feet, the look is one of disgust and utter dislike. Taylor gets up to his feet and picks up a wrench
from under the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope, as Jim runs towards him. Taylor slides back out from under the bottom rope and points at his own
head saying that he is smarter than that.

FIVE…

Who will it be this time?

FOUR…

Calgary Jim and Derek Stephen Taylor stare each other down.

THREE…

The crowd is chanting “Get in the ring” clap, clap, clap clap clap. over and over again.

TWO…

But Taylor is having none of it, he just holds the wrench menacingly.

ONE…

“Twinkle, Twinkle” by L’Arc En Ciel queues up and there is a mixed reaction in the building. They like Dez Carter, but he is a member of NAPW, a federation
who’s wrestlers talk down to Rebel Pro and the fans don’t like that.

JENNY JERSEY: From Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, he stands at six feet two inches and weighs two hundred and forty-four pounds… DEZ CARTER!

The momentary distraction is all that Taylor needs as he slides under the bottom rope. Calgary Jim has vowed to take out all NAPW wrestlers and here is
a chance for him to do so. *THUNK!* the wrench connects with the back of Jim’s skull with a sickening thunk and his knees buckle immediately. Reverse British
PounD! Jim has got to be out cold, his face connected with a forgotten steel chair and he isn’t moving, he is breathing, but isn’t moving at all. Dez leaps
over the bottom rope and sets to work on Taylor. Taylor takes Dez down with an armbar. Dez pushes back up, mule kick to Taylor’s knee, the same knee that
Derrick Daze worked on earlier in this match. Taylor drops the hold and clutches at his knee. Dez spins around with a back elbow taht knocks Taylor up
and over the top rope. He lands on the apron and holds at the bottom rope for dear life as Dez kicks at him with front kicks. Jim, thick skull and all,
is getting slowly, every so slowly up to his feet. Blood is pouring down in streams from the back of his head and the ring is actually red from all of
the blood spilled in this matchup, most of it being Derrick Daze’s blood. Jim is up to a vertical base, but he doesn’t stay there long as his eyes roll
up into the back of his head and he falls back to the mat, the ring shakes from his collapse and Dez turns to check out what happened. Fantastic Andy took
the oppurtunity to roll Taylor back under the bottom rope and into some sort of safety. Dez bends down to pick up Derek Stephen Taylor but is dropped,
with another potted plant slammed onto his head by Fantastic Andy Strickland. Where does this guy keep his water bottles and potted plants? I am thinking
there are hidden in his coat, but only time will tell. Dez’s eyes roll up into the back of his head and he crumples down to the mat as well. Derek stands
and hooks Dez into a figure four leglock, using the ropes for some major leverage. All is legal and the pain can go on until someone is eliminated and
only one man is left standing in the middle of the ring.

Jim rolls over to his hands and knees and uses the ropes to pull himself up to a shaky vertical base, he looks over at the hold that Taylor has Dez in.
Jim is torn between helping a man in distress with it being a NAPW wrestler, and taking some retribution on Derek Stephen Taylor. He walks over and Taylor
keeps the hold locked in and the pain is beginning to bring Dez around slowly. Jim stomps on the chest of Dez this causes Taylor to smile triumphtly until
he is nailed in the throat by a vicious kick from Calgary Jim. The figure four is borken and so might Taylor’s voice box be. He rolls over clutching at
his throat and Jim is on his back pounding away at the back of his head. Jim grabs the back of his skull and pounds Taylor’s face into the mat repeatedly.
Dez with a steel chair to the back of Jim’s skull, and once gain, he has been hit n the back of the skull. Jim is going to have one major headache in the
morning. Dez spins around, putting the chair under his foot, and connects with the side of Jim’s head with a malicious sidekick. Jim falls over clutching
at his temple where the chair connected violently. Dez lifts Taylor up to his feet by the hair on his head and begins to deliver kicks to the ribs of his
chosen opponent for the time being. Taylor winces with each blow, and his attempts at blocking the kicks are futile as Dez will kick his hands too. Dez
doesn’t really care, but he is going to get payment for being locked in that figure four leglock for so long. Each blow causes Dez some discomfort, but
you can tell by the look on his face that he really doesn’t care a whole lot. Jim is still unconscious, Dez has dirt in his hair from the potted plant,
Taylor is getting kicked to death, and Fantastic Andy is probably looking for another potted plant in his coat.

FIVE…

This has got to be Sean Robinson.

FOUR…

He is the only one remaining.

THREE…

The crowd knows it and they are beginning to accept this man as one of their own.

TWO…

They still haven’t fully accepted him, but each week gains him more and more support.

ONE…

“Shipping Up to Boston” hits and from the back runs the wrestler formerly known as Ca$h. A mixed reaction, but definitely more cheers than boos are in the
crowd. They love that he loves his dad now and that they have gotten back together.

JENNY JERSEY: From Boston Massachusetts, he stands at six feet four inches and weighs two hundred and forty-seven pounds… SEAN ROBINSON!

Sean slides into the ring and goes after Dez Carter immediately. The crowd pops at this. Sean knows now that a Carolinas title shot hangs in the balance
even if it doesn’t hang above the ring.Irish whip into the ropes and Dez is sent running as he rebounds, Sean leap frogs over. Derek Stephen Taylor eliminates
him by pulling the top rope down, Dez goes flying over. Sean merely shrugs at this and goes to work on Taylor instead. Sean with a little foot shuffle,
and a right hand to Taylor, left hand,spin around and a right elbow connects solidly with Taylor’s jaw. The man from England teeters over the top rope,
but falls back down inside the ring. Sean with a right hand rocking Taylor again. Jim is up delivering a meaty left to Sean’s jaw that sends him down to
one knee. Sean isn’t shaken too badly though as he delivers a rapid series of punches to Jim’s midsection in a return favor of that meaty right hook. Jim
sort of doubles over in pain and Taylor unleashes a stiff English Uppercut that rocks Jim backwards. Sean with an elbow taht drives the wind right out
of Taylor’s sail and he doubles over gasping for air. Taylor has been in the match for a long time.

Jim with a big knee that nearly topples Sean over the top rope, but he also manages to fall back inside the ring. Jim charges at the two, seeing a chance
to eliminate both of them at once and they actually work together as they back body drop Jim up and over the top rope to the floor below. Taylor and Sean
look at each other, Taylor with a look of dislike and Sean’s look is of neutrality. Sean with a right hand, Taylor with a right of his own and these two
are off. Sean is the much fresher of the two, but Taylor has spent alot of time outside the ring drinking water and discussing strategy with his manager.
Irish whip into the ropes sends Sean running and Andy trips him up and Sean lands face first onto a steel chair that Andy slid perfectly into place. Sean
gets his knees under him and holds at his now bleeding nose, Taylor grins saddistically as he walks over to Sean. Boot to the face removes Sean’s hands
from in the way, kick to the broken nose and it begins to pour faster than ever. Taylor drops down to one knee and punches repeatedly at the rapidly swelling
and already broken nose, he is trying to shatter it beyond repair. Knee lift into the nose, chair shot to the nose and Sean is woozy. Taylor wraps Sean
up in the ropes and backs up for a running move, this isn’t smart, but he wants to cause some major damage. Taylor runs and hits Sean, the ropes let go
and both go over the top rope and land in a heap on the floor.

The crowd is stunned, they are wondering who won the shot at the Carolinas belt? Fantastic Andy is jumping up and down saying that Taylor won and he is
screaming it out loud for everyone to hear. One of the referees around the ring said that he saw Derek Stephen Taylor land just after Sean Robinson. This
announcement causes Andy to jump up and down with joy. He immediately gets on a cell phone and calls getting a celebration party ready for his client.
Another referee walks over and says that he saw Derek Stephen Taylor’s feet strike the concrete first. Fantastic Andy stops in mid-dial having herd the
referee, his mouth drops open and he begins yelling that he is a liar and a cheat and that Sean Robinson has him in his pocket. Both referees walk over
to Jenny Jersey and whisper something in her ear, oh if we were all so lucky. She nods in understanding.

JENNY JERSEY: Due to a dispute over who landed first… the winner of the match is both Sean Robinson and Derek Stephen Taylor! Both men will receive a
Carolinas Title shot in the near future!

Fantastic Andy is beside himself with fury and so is Taylor when he finally understands what is going on. Sean Robinson is just holding at his bleeding
nose and what? Sean is smiling through his pouring blood knowing that he will receive a shot at the Rebel Pro Carolinas Title.

Nick Everhardt & Mikey Massacre vs Trailer Park, Inc.

The theme song from the Dukes of Hazzard by Waylon Jennings blasts through the crowd as Rebel newcomers Dale Monroe and Jacob Jenkins AKA “Trailer Park
Ink” make there way towards the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall introducing first the newcomers from Tulsa, Oklahoma and weighing in at a
combined 699 lbs “The Tank” Dale Monroe, “Roadkill” Jacob Jenkins together the are… Trailer Park Ink!

The newcomers get a decent welcome from the crowd who have been impressed with there promo or maybe it’s just because so many of the Rebel fans cam relate
to these two men either way Monroe and Jenkins are eating up the attention before they are interrupted by :Heretics & Killers” by Protest the Hero as the
crowd gets louder.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first ,from Houston, Texas, he is a former world champion and one-half of the number one contenders for the tag team championship
he is Nick Everhardt!

Big pop from the sell out crowd by hey are preparing to let one of the most hated men in Rebel know exactly what they think about them and they do as “Heavy
Metal Machine” by Smashing Pumpkins queues up and Mikey is telling the fans that he doesn’t need them.

JENNY JERSEY: And his tag team partner, a former two time Carolina champion, the second half of the number one contenders for the tag team championship,
from Albuquerque, New Mexico he is… Mikey Massacre.

Mikey makes his way to the ring with a 2X4 and a staple gun and just smiles as the fans boo him. And he and Everhardt make eye contact but before they can
start fighting between each other Trailer Park Ink blindsides them with chair shots and in traditional Rebel style this match is on it’s way. Everhardt
and Mikey manage to shake off the attack as the four men are battling up the entrance ramp to the delight of the sell out crowd. Everhardt slams Jenkins
into the security barrier as Monroe hoists Massacre up and drops him neck first onto the security barrier. Monroe and Massacre are now both in the ring
fighting back and forth for an advantage Everhardt finally gets the advantage and executes the Cloverleaf 3000. You know that Monroe is feeling the burn
right now but just like his name implies he is a tank and shortly manages to break the hold. Everhardt stays on the attack as he says welcome to Houston,
mother f#cker. Massacre goes for an early pin as the ref makes the count.

ONE!

TWO!

Kick out by “The Tank” as it’s still just too early for a pin in this match up as both men are back on their feet slugging it out as the bigger man Monroe
gets the advantage this time and executes a clothesline from Oklahoma I guess you would say knocking Everhardt to his feet. He picks Everhardt up and prepares
to hoist him up for a two handed choke slam but is too close to the Everhardt/Massacre corner as Massacre blindsides him with the 2X4, driving the shards
of glass deep into his flesh, before making a blind tag and becoming the legal man. Massacre and Everhardt exchange some words as Everhardt climbs out
of the ring. Mikey with a right handed haymaker sending Nick down to the floor. Massacre delivers another blow to Monroe’s head via the 2X4 then runs over
and shoots a staple into the out stretched hand of Jenkins. Monroe is back to his feet and Massacre is lining him up for another shot with the 2X4 but
no! Everhardt reaches in a jerks it away from him as the hatred between these two partners continue to grow. “The Tank” gets a big smile on his face as
he wipes the blood off his forehead before rocking Massacre with another one of those devastating clothesline setting up a two handed choke slam as he
makes the cover.

ONE..

TWO..

Kick out by Massacre and Monroe hoists Mikey back to his feet as he tags in Jenkins. Who is quick on the attack as he executes a big boot then lifts Mikey
up for a power slam but Mikey instead bites Jenkins on the hand with the open sore via the staple gun. Jenkins toss Massacre to the mat like a rotten sack
of potatoes. Massacre stays on the attack as he delivers a low blow to the bigger man before sliding out of the ring and retrieving a steel chair. Monroe
tries to stop him but gets hit with the chair for his effort destroying the chair and forcing Mikey to get another before he returns to the ring. But the
distraction allowed “Road Kill” to get back to his feet and he greets Massacre with another big boot . Jenkins then picks Massacre up and sits him on the
turnbuckle and delivers a series of devasting right hands before walking away from the corner and allowing Mikey to just fall to the ground. Nick Everhardt
is just standing in the corner and allowing his former friend and current partner, to receive a ton of damage. Jenkins tags in Monroe but this allows Massacre
time to find the steel chair and he delivers it into the stomach of Monroe. Everhardt is wanting in the match and reaches for the tag and screams at his
“partner” to let him but instead Massacre finds his staple gun and leaves Everhardt with a few staple impressions in his forehead. Everhardt and Massacre
exchange blows allowing an opening for “The Tank” who picks Massacre up and choke slams him to the mat as he covers and the ref counts…

ONE!

TWO!

THR–

No somehow Massacre manages to reach the rope causing the break. Both men get to their feet. Monroe slingshots Massacre off the ropes but Mikey is smart
enough to wrap himself into the ropes stopping his momentum. Monroe charges but Mikey pulls down the ropes causing Monroe to land awkwardly onto the outside.
Nick with a homerun swing from the 2×4 driving Mikey backwrds and the two are brawling once again. Mikey holding at his midsection, Nick bringing the board
down on Mikey’s back. Nick with a vicious uppercut sends Mikey into the corner. Irish whip from Nick sends Mikey into the ropes, then Mikey slingshots
himself and executes a cross body block to the outside on Monroe. He then locates a chair and slides back into the ring and swings connecting with the
back of Nick Everhardt’s head. Mikey waits for the big man. Monroe makes it back into the ring but ducks the chair the first time but not the second as
it bursts him open. Mikey then delivers a chair shot to Jenkins and another to Everhardt just for good measures. Massacre then climbs the ropes and executes
“The Massacre” from the top as the ref makes the count.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Jenkins in for the save but it is too late. An impressive debut by “Trailer Park Ink” but somehow the team of Everhardt and Massacre continue to win.

JENNY JERSEY: And here are your winners… Everhardt and Massacre!

Mikey stands over the fallen body of Nick Everhardt and taunts him repeatedly. He lifts Nick up to his feet, low blow from Nick sends Mikey’s hands to his
crotch in pain. Right hand from Nick and these two are brawling after a brutal match. They fall through the ropes rights and lefts flying faster than the
eye can see. Mikey Irish whips Nick into the railing, he charges, back body drop over the railing. Nick grabs the sick looking and now bloody 2×4 from
earlier and charges after Mikey. He brings it down on Mikey’s back, on his chest, and on his back once again. Mikey with a low blow to Nick, but Nick manages
to block the cheating tactics of Mikey. Everhardt pounds Mikey’s face into the concrete block wall until a crunching noise is heard and Mikey’s nose is
busted and pouring a river of blood. Nick grabs Massacre in a bulldog position and bulldogs Mikey through the steel door and that is the last we see of
them. Hopefully security will be able to seperate these two, they have a tag team title shot at the Underground show.

Ticking Time Bomb Deathmatch Krusty Kid Paul vs Bubba J

The REBEL crowd is watching with rapt attention as the officials make “adjustments” to the ring. The ring ropes facing the entrance have been taken down,
as have the ring ropes directly opposite of them. The two remaining sides of the ring that still have the ring ropes attached to them, are being wrapped
in flesh tearing barbed wire.

Officials emerge from the back carrying large “beds” to place on each side of the ring. Each bed has a nasty surprise. Starting with the bed laying next
to the ring facing the entrance way we have a bed filled with thumbtacks. Moving clockwise we have a bed of glass panes, a bed filled with rolls of barbed
wire and finally a bed of light tubes.

The referee enters the ring wearing heavy work gloves and protective glasses while Jenny Jersey decides to stay safe at her spot at ringside to do introductions.

JENNY JERSEY: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a Ticking Timebomb Deathmatch!!!

The fans roar in approval. Let the massacre begin.

“Dress Like A Target” by Superjoint Ritual hits the speakers and the fans voice their disapproval of the man who emerges from behind the curtain.

JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, representing Dirty Money, he hails from Kitchener, Ontario and weighs in at 240 pounds….Krusty Kid Paul!!!!

KKP is swaggering down to the ring, his trusty friend “Bertha” is with him. Bertha being a double sided purple barbed wire covered dildo of course. KKP
looks at the bed of thumbtacks before him, snickers as he steps over it and climbs into the ring.

“Alcohol” by Dropkick Murphys replaces Superjoint on the speakers and strangely enough Bubba J gets a nice ovation from the crowd. Usually hated they got
the back of wrestler representing their home fed!

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, he hails from Lenox, GA and weighs in at 250 pounds…..”The Ragin’ Redneck” Bubba J!!!!!

Bubba steps out from the back and glares at Krusty. Resting on his shoulder is “Ripper!” Ripper is a wooden baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, thumbtacks
glued to it, and on the end of the barrel is the broken bottom of a beer bottle. Bubba J power walks to the ring and KKP is pacing inside the ring more
than ready for him. Bubba strides over the bed of tacks and slides into the ring, only to be greeted with a series of kicks of KKP! The referee calls for
the bell and the Deathmatch is on like Donkey Kong!

KKP kicks “Ripper” out of Bubbas hands and it rolls out of the ring and onto the floor. As Bubba J tries to get up he takes a whack across his back from
“Bertha!” Another sickening smack of the barbed wire covered dildo across the back of Bubba! The Former REBEL World Champ reaches out with a hand and is
able to pull a leg out from under KKP sending him crashing down onto his ass on the mat. Bubba J pulls himself up and kicks “Bertha” out of KKPs grasp.
KKP is trying to get to his feet but is barraged by a series of punches and kicks from the irate Redneck! KKP is dragged to his feet and Bubba J attempts
to whip him into the ropes that are covered with barbed wire. KKP puts on the brakes at the last second though and avoids colliding with the ropes, only
to turn around and walk into a scoop slam from Bubba!

Bubba J rolls out of the ring and finds himself standing in the bed of thumbtacks. He reaches down and picks up “Ripper” just as KKP scrambles across the
ring on all fours to make a grab for him. Bubba J jams the broken glass end of “Ripper” into the face of KKP! KKP drops to his stomach and tries to shimmy
away from Bubba. It’s no good as Bubba J simply jabs him again in the face with the dangerous baseball bat! KKP screams out in pain as several small cuts
have been opened up around his face. Bubba J tosses “Ripper” into the ring, reaches in and grabs KKP and pulls him out of the ring head first! At the last
second KKP manages to flip over and he lands back first into the bed of thumbtacks! Bubba J wedges his boot under the chin of KKP to hold him in place
as the former NAPW World Champ tries like crazy to free himself.

KKP lashes out with a punch to the groin of Bubba J and the Redneck half stumbles / half falls onto the floor in an agony only a man can know about. KKP
pulls himself out of the bed of thumbtacks and the crowd groans as they see his entire back is covered with the sharp tips of pain. Bubba J is propped
up against the ring steps holding his Redneck Jewels when he takes a running knee from KKP! Without wasting a beat, KKP pulls a dazed Bubba to his feet,
hooks him and suplexs him into the bed of tacks! Now it’s Bubba who is writhing around in the bed of tacks, his face etched in pain. KKP flips back the
ring apron and pulls out a pizza cutter he had hidden under the ring. Holding Bubba J down with a knee on the chest, KKP runs the pizza cutter across the
forehead of his Redneck foe over and over again until blood is literally pouring from the gash on his head.

KKP pulls off of Bubba and hands the bloody pizza cutter off to a lucky (?) ringside fan! No doubt it’ll end up on EBay but regardless, KKP pulls a tack
covered bloody Bubba J out of the bed of tacks and rolls him into the ring. KKP crawls in after him and amazingly goes for a cover!

One!

Bubba J kicks out and tacks fly off of his body!

Smiling sadistically, KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and goes to whip him into the near ropes covered with barbed wire. Only to charge course at the last second
and send Bubba hurtling off of the other side of the ring without ropes and crashing through the bed of glass panes! The fans along ringside duck for cover
as Bubba J smashes through half a dozen stacked window plates and ends up a bloody wreck on the floor. A “Holy Shit!” chant echoes through the building
as the camera zooms in on Bubba J who is covered in glass and cut in a dozen places. KKP picks up “Bertha” and strolls over to where Bubba J was thrown
from the ring and peers down at his foe. Carefully KKP climbs down into the mountain of broken glass and readies “Bertha” for the strike. Bubba J grabs
a shard of glass and stabs it into the thigh of KKP!

KKP howls as he drops “Bertha” into the glass and quickly decides he wants back in the ring. Bubba J grabs him though and pulls him to the glass covered
floor with him. Bubba J takes another shard of glass and starts to dig and grind it into the upper arm of KKP. KKP is desperately trying to break free
but Bubba J is doing his best to hold him down and gouge out carvings in the arm of The Krusty One. KKP finally manages to kick Bubba J off of him and
he looks down at his arm. It looks as if it were caught it a wheat thrasher. KKP gets to his feet, as does Bubba J, and pulls himself into the ring. Bubba
J is right on his heels though but KKP is waiting as he nails a DDT onto his Redneck foe the first chance he gets. KKP gets to his feet only long enough
to drop a leg across the bloody ruin of a face of Bubba J.

KKP wobbles over to “Ripper” and picks it up off the mat. The fans try to boo him out of the building as he raises the bat of doom above his head but he
doesn’t care. Bubba J is getting to his feet and KKP jabs the glass covered end of the bat into the back of Bubba! Bubba jumps from both pain and surprise
and he takes another stiff poke into the back from KKP! Bubba J turns to face his opponent and takes a shot into the chest from the glass ended baseball
bat and he clutches at the wound. KKP is smiling though the blood on his face and seems to be enjoying himself until he gets taken to the mat by a desperation
shoulder tackle from Bubba J! Bubba mounts his man and starts to pound away at the head of KKP opening him up even more. KKP shoves him off and tries to
get to his feet. Bubba kicks out a leg and trips KKP who lands on the second ring rope! A ring rope that’s covered in barbed wire!

Bubba J rolls out of the ring and walks around the where KKP is caught. Bubba reaches down and takes a light tube from it’s bed and smacks it across the
skull of KKP! KKP is trying franticly to free himself of the barbed wire but he’s to tangled up! Another light tube smacks across his head in an explosion
of glass and gas! KKP rips himself free and crawls to the center of the ring leaving a bloody trail behind him. Bubba J grabs another light tube and enter
the ring ready to go three for three against KKP. Bubba J waits as KKP pulls himself up to a sitting position and goes to crack yet another light tube
across his head when the Dirty Money member surprises him with a face full of blinding powder! Low blow from KKP causes Bubba to drop to his knees and
also drop the light tube onto the mat. KKP grabs the light tube and clocks Bubba across the face with it!

As Bubba J lays on his back, KKP takes a piece of the light tube, pulls open the front of his opponents trunks and shoves the glass down his pants. KKP
staggers up to his feet and stomps on the area where he placed the glass! Bubba J flops on the mat like a fish out of water and KKP simply whips blood
out of his eyes. With Bubba indisposed, KKP rolls out of the ring and again goes under the ring apron. This time he pulls out a trashcan filled with plunder
and sends it sailing into the ring. Krusty reaches under the ring again and pulls out a table to a huge ovation and a “We Want Tables” chant from the crowd.
Krusty sets the table up in the bed of tacks and pulls something from his pocket. Unlike the power before, this item is far more dangerous. A bottle of
lighter fluid!

KKP douses the table with the lighter fluid and then asks a ringside fan for a match. The fan eagerly hands him a cigarette lighter and Krusty places it
to the table and flicks his bic! WHOOSH! The table is ablaze and the fans are going nuts!

Krusty climbs into the ring, grabs a rising Bubba J, positions him and hits a Krusty Bomb out of the ring and through the flaming table!

A loud and riotous “HOLY SHIT!!” Chant fills the arena as officials and security quickly rush in with fire extinguishers.

Krusty slumps over a burned and bloody Bubba J but the referee rolls to the outside and informs him that pinfalls count ONLY inside the ring! Krusty looks
pissed but drags himself off of Bubba, not minding the sharp thumbtacks that pierce his hands. Krusty drags Bubba to his feet and rolls him into the ring.
KKP slowly climbs in after him and drapes an arm over his man.

One!

Two!

Thr-NO!!!!

Bubba J lifts a shoulder and the REBEL crowd (and Krusty) can’t believe it!

KKP looks around in shock and then again goes to drag Bubba J off of the mat. Trailer Park Trash from Bubba J! The move that won him his second World Title
has just come from nowhere and KKP is laying flat on his back in the center of the ring! Bubba is slow to move though, his body a mass of burnt and torn
flesh. Slowly he crawls over to KKP and he also simply flops an arm across the chest of KKP.

One!

Two!

Thr-NO!!

Like Bubba J, KKP manages to simply lift up an arm and break the count!

Bubba J and KKP are both slow to get to their feet and the mat looks like a Jackson Pollack painting. KKP jabs a thumb into the eye of Bubba J and then
goes to shoot him into the barbed wire ropes. Bubba reverses it at the last second and KKP sails back first into the barbed wire! KKP screams out and tries
to free himself but only manages to get more tangled up. Bubba J shambles over to the trashcan full of plunder that KKP tossed in earlier and upends it’s
contents. Bubba J pick sup a cheese grater and staggers over to KKP where he proceeds to rake the cheese grater across the scalp of KKP! Blood is flowing
from KKPs head like a gunshot wound and Bubba J turns his attention to the already lacerated arm of KKP and starts to dig in with the cheese grater.

Finished torturing KKP with the cheese grater, Bubba J walks over to the pile of weapons and picks up a metal folding chair. Bubba J charges in with the
chair,ready to swing, but KKP gets a boot up and kicks the chair back into the face of “The Ragin’ Redneck!” Bubba J collapses to the mat and KKP carefully
but quickly pulls himself free of the barbed wire. KKP grabs Bubba J and nails a brutal piledriver onto the chair! A cover!

One!

Two!

Thr-NO!!!!

Bubba kicks out!

KKP looks defeated as the referee confirms to him that it was indeed a count of two. KKP gets to his feet and stumbles over to the trashcan. He picks it
up and places it in the center of the ring before turning his attention back to Bubba. KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and somehow manages to hoist him up
onto his shoulder! KKP slowly staggers over to the nearest corner and deposits Bubba on the top turnbuckle. ignoring the barbed wire, KKP climbs up to
the second rope, his back facing Bubba J and hits a top rope K Kutter onto the trash can! KKP pulls the dented trashcan out from under Bubba J and rolls
him onto his back. A cover!

One!

Two!

Three!!!–NO! Bubba J manages to get a shoulder up right before the count of three. The crowd can’t believe it, The Krusty One can’t believe it, hell, Bubba
J probably can’t believe it.

KKP looks defeated as the referee confirms to him that it was indeed a count of two. KKP gets to his feet and stumbles over to the trashcan. He picks it
up and places it in the center of the ring before turning his attention back to Bubba. KKP pulls Bubba to his feet and somehow manages to hoist him up
onto his shoulder! KKP slowly staggers over to the nearest corner and deposits Bubba on the top turnbuckle. ignoring the barbed wire, KKP climbs up to
the second rope, his back facing Bubba J and hits a second top rope K Kutter onto the trash can! KKP pulls the dented trashcan out from under Bubba J again
and rolls him onto his back. KKP simply leans against Bubba as the referee counts!

One!

Two!

Bubba J suddenly comes to life by hooking the legs and arms of KKP and rolling him over into a modified crucifix pin!

One!

Two!

Thre–NO! KKP kicks out just in time as well and Bubba J is pissed. He thinks it is a slow count and is letting the referee know what he thinks. Meanwhile
KKP is up to his feet, woozy, but up to his feet none the less. He charges at Bubba J, who turns, and is caught with a clothesline, but Bubba J manages
to pull KKP over with him and the two land on one of the surprise boxes. Nothing happens and the crowd is laughing, something that was supposed to happen
didn’t.

*BANG! Fire and smoke boils up from the surprise box and the people in the front row scream as the explosion rocks them. In the middle of the debris, KKP
is laying on top of Bubba, but no pin can be made outside the ring. Bubba is unconscious, Paul is unconscious. Both are covered in torn flesh, blood, and
wounds that won’t soon heal. The referee dives out of the ring and over to Jenny Jersey.

DING! DING! DING!

Jenny Jersey: The referee has called a stop to this match and has declared it a draw. Neither wrestler can continue in the match and both need medical attention.

Somehow Krusty Kid Paul manages to stand up with the help of the ring and shakes his head at the carnage around him. Bubba J has gotten back up to his feet
as well and will the match continue? Bubba J looks at himself and at Paul. Paul looks at himself and at Bubba. Each man shakes their head and turn to the
crowd, each flicks them a double bird before stumbling to the back. The crowd booing both of them loudly.

Family Values Match Billy Kryenik, Macculloch, and Demo-man vs Bluegrass Mafia(Chad, Jonothan, and Matthew Kurtis)

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is your MAIN EVENT! It is scheduled for one fall and it is a FAMILY VALUES MATCH! First… “My Old Kentucky
Home” by Nappy Roots blares over the speakers as Matthew and Jonathan Kurtis, the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0, make their way to the ring along with “The Show”
Chad Kurtis! The family entrance gets a huge pop from the REBEL crowd and all three brothers have smiles on their faces.

JENNY JERSEY: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of three hundred and thirty five pounds, the team of Matthew and Jonathan Kurtis… THE BLUEGRASS
MAFIA 2.0! And their partner for this match weighed in at two hundred and thirty pounds and hails from Paducah, Kentucky… HE IS “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS!
As the three men enter the ring, the crowd is roaring for them, and the Kurtis’ know it. Chad is up on the turnbuckle showcasing his pecs, Jonathan is raising
his arms in triumph, and Matthew is slowly pacing in the ring.

When a remix of “Devil Man” by Rob Zombie ambushes the speakers, the Kurtis’ ready themselves for a war. Out of the curtain steps NAPW Canadian Heritage
Champion Demo-Man, who looks more focused than ever. His eyes are gleaning, but they sport a hatred unknown to the REBEL crowd. They don’t know what to
make of him, but some cheer for the champion.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents. First, from Detroit, Michigan, and weighing in at two hundred and eight-seven pounds… The NAPW Canadian Heritage Champion…DEMO-MAN!
The crowd is still unsure as he ascends the steps and makes his way into the ring, then giving a glare to the Kurtis’ boys. He swiftly removes his championship
belt and hands it to Referee Dale McDonald, who places it in the safe hands of the time keeper.

Scotland the Brave entrances the speakers as “The Celtic Legend” and the REBEL Carolina’s Champion enters the jam packed building. MacCulloch is looking
focused as well, clearly a result of strategic planning.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, weighing in at two hundred and thirty-seven pounds and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… The REBEL Carolina’s Champion…
“THE CELTIC LEGEND” MACCULLOCH!

He quickly slides under the ropes and removes his belt, also handing it off to McDonald. Demo-Man confronts him and there seems to be some argument about
who gets to kick ass first…

“The Art of Dying” by Gojira interrupts them as Chad Kurtis’ former confidant Billy Kryenik enters to a ruckus crowd. Hearing some cheers and some jeers,
Kryenik and his demonic mask slowly strut down to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: And finally, making his way from Calgary, Alberta, by way of Windsor, Ontario, and weighing in at two hundred and forty one pounds… BILLY
KRYENIK!

The masked Kryenik slips into the ring and looks as if he will do some communicating with his partners, but out of nowhere he attacks Chad Kurtis with his
fists, sending “The Show” sprawling to the mat. Demo-Man and MacCulloch quickly protect their partner by standing in the way of the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0.
Chad Kurtis seems surprised at the attack and has yet to even fight off the deranged Kryenik. After Kurtis manages to sweep out Kryenik’s legs and then
grabs for his head to deliver a maneuver, but WAIT!

The mask is torn off and it’s…

MIKEY MASSACRE!

A grinning Massacre is there to show his face and continues the beat down as the crowd is in shock, along with the rest of the combatants of the match.
Without notice, a bloodied and battered Billy Kryenik (the real one) stumbles from the back and hops up into the ring to save his partner. A hard double
fist pound to the back of the head sends Mikey Massacre sprawling over the ropes and onto the floor. He begins to ascend back into the ring, but Kryenik
is there waiting for him. After a moment of settling the confusion, Jenny Jersey makes her exit and the bell sounds.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well folks, after some confusion and an appearance by Mikey Massacre, this one is underway! It looks like Chad Kurtis and Demo-Man are starting
things off.

Chad Kurtis immediately secures a head lock on Demo-Man, who ducks under the hold and takes a hold of Chad Kurtis’ waist and finally flips his back and
sends his sternum crashing into the mat. The crowd is surprised by the Detroit native’s moves. Demo-Man lifts Kurtis form the and immediately sends him
crashing down to the mat with a clothesline. Slowly lifting his elbow in intervals, Demo-Man eventually drops his elbow onto Chad Kurtis’ face and then
goes for a quick cover! One, two, no! Referee Dale McDonald’s hand only got to two before Kurtis managed to kick out. Lifting “The Show” once more, Demo-Man
slaps his grasp onto Kurtis’ neck and lifts him into the air and CHOKESLAM! The devastating move sends shockwaves throughout the ring as Demo-man makes
another cover… one, two, thr-no! Again, Chad manages to find a way out of the pin and slowly begins crawling towards his brothers.

Chad is almost to Matthew Kurtis’ hand, but Demo-Man pulls him back to his corner and lays another elbow drop on Kurtis, this time in the gut. Demo-Man
tags in MacCulloch and the fight is on. Chad Kurtis kicks up off the mat and lands of his feet, then dodges a clothesline attempt by MacCulloch, and then
sweeps out “The Celtic Legend’s” feet. Kurtis quickly runs against the opposite ropes, comes back, and STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Chad Kurtis makes
the cover… one, two, but Billy Kryenik is there to break up the cover. Both Kryenik and Kurtis stand in the middle of the ring, Chad asking Billy why he
broke up the pin and Billy explaining himself. After a moment, the moment is interrupted by MacCulloch, who lays out Kurtis with a FACEBUSTER!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow, Chad Kurtis has had no opportunities to make something out of this match. He needs to tag one of his brothers in, pronto!

Chad is thinking the same thing and begins crawling towards Matthew’s outstretched hand, but MacCulloch grabs his leg and pulls him away! Chad Kurtis, his
leg still being stretched by MacCulloch, rises to one foot and then lays out MacCulloch with a enzuigiri! The shot is heard throughout the building as
the fans begin chanting for the crawling Chad Kurtis.

“Let’s Go Chad! Let’s Go Chad! Let’s Go Chad!” can be heard for miles around as Chad Kurtis finally manages to tag in Matthew Kurtis, who immediately runs
at MacCulloch and temporarily ends his offensive with a BLUEGRASS MAFIA KICK! In comes Billy Kryenik and Demo-Man, both looking to take out the big boy
from Paducah. Kryenik attempts a kick to the gut, but Matthew grabs and takes a hold of his boot. The comes Demo-Man, who is running full speed at the
Kentuckian. Matthew then times the move just right and lays out both Billy Kryenik and Demo-Man with a double clothesline! Matthew raises his hands in
triumph and slowly turns around and kick to gut by MacCulloch, cut throat signal, and finally… THE CELTIC BURIAL! The finishing maneuver is done and the
devastating DDT has taken it’s toll on Matthew Kurtis! MacCulloch covers the big man…

ONE!

TWO!

THR-NO!

Jonathan Kurtis makes it into the ring and breaks up the cover to same the match for his family. He lifts MacCulloch off the mat and whips him into the
ropes, MacCulloch returns, and is laid out with a CALF KICK! MacCulloch is lined up perfectly for what’s next… ROLLING THUNDER! In a split second, Jonathan
manages to compress MacCulloch under all of his body weight. Jonathan begins taunting “The Celtic Legend”, but is reminded of his ring etiquette when Billy
Kryenik and Demo-Man include themselves and send him crumbling to the mat with a DOUBLE SUPERKICK!

In comes “The Show” Chad Kurtis, who lays out Demo-Man with a double axe handle to the face and when he finally returns to his feet he removes him from
the match by sending him sprawling over the ropes. The only two men left are Billy Kryenik and Chad Kurtis, allies turned opponents for this match. Billy
gets in Chad’s face and the two exchange words, but before a punch can be thrown, Matthew Kurtis returns with a vengeance and lays out Kryenik with a fist
to the back of the head. He quickly lifts him into the air and slams him down with a GORILLA PRESS SLAM! He goes for the cover, but the legal man makes
his presence known when MacCulloch surprises Matthew from behind and locks in a Boston Crab submission! Chad wants to break up the submission, but out
of nowhere Demo-Man is there to clothesline Kurtis and himself over the ropes and onto the hard floor outside!

ROB MARTINEZ: MacCulloch still has the submission locked in and I don’t think Matthew Kurtis can hold on much longer!

Outside the ring, Billy Kryenik is helping regaining his conscious while Demo-Man and Chad Kurtis battle beside the announcer’s table, much to the displeasure
of Rob Martinez. Jonathan Kurtis is finally up again and ascends the top turnbuckle adjacent to MacCulloch and his brother, Matthew Kurtis. J-Kurt quickly
ends the submission attempt by MacCulloch by delivering a amazing WILL-O-THE WHISP! The crowd were on their feet for that one and are cheering for the
young man’s ability. The move sent MacCulloch sprawling backwards into the turnbuckle. Jonathan Kurtis sprints towards “The Celtic Legend” and then slams
into him with a CORNER SPLASH! The moves rocks MacCulloch and sends him wobbling out of the corner, where Jonathan Kurtis is now attempting to deliver
a twisting wrist-lock inverted double underhook face buster, a move commonly known to J-Kurt’s fans as the “Facial Arranger”. The maneuver s almost complete,
but Demo-Man surprises the younger Kurtis and knocks him senseless with a BIG BOOT!

Everyone except for the recently jolted Jonathan Kurtis and the legal men, Matthew Kurtis and MacCulloch (as said by Referee Dale McDonald), reposition
themselves in their appropriate spots on the turnbuckle. Matthew Kurtis quickly decides he is running low on fuel and tags in Chad Kurtis, but MacCulloch
decides the same and in comes Billy Kryenik! The two partners meet in the center of the ring and Billy whips Chad into the ropes, but “The Show” ducks
a superkick attempt and lays out Kryenik with a REVERSE STO! Chad covers Billy, but the count stops at two. They ascend again and Chad sends Kryenik into
the turnbuckle and is closely following him and connects with a terrific corner clothesline that puts Kryenik on his knees. Kurtis leaps onto the second
rope, springs off, and connects with a beautiful SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK to the kneeling Billy Kryenik. Chad covers this time, but only a two count for him.

The crowd is beginning to ascend to their feet when both Billy and Chad finally stand toe-to-toe, but the moment is crushed by a blatant cheap shot from
MacCulloch, who managed to reach out and whack Chad Kurtis in the back of the head. Billy seizes the opportunity and rolls up Chad, with no tight grab!

ONE!

TWO!

IT’S OVER!

THR-NO!

“The Show” somehow kicked out and is breathing heavily with his face in the canvas. Billy paces the corner the ring and finally picks up Chad and positions
him for the DRY LAKE! Wait… Demo-Man ends Billy’s night with a tag on his back and enters the ring, much to Billy and the crowd’s displeasure. Demo-Man
sends Chad into the ropes and follows up with a dropkick, but Chad held onto the ropes! Demo-Man swiftly rises to his feet and sprints towards Chad Kurtis,
who ducks and sends Demo-Man landing on the ring’s edge. A relatively unnoticed tag from Matthew Kurtis has Demo-Man confused after he turns to see a towering
giants instead of “The Show”. Matthew Kurtis easily flips Demo-Man over the top rope and onto his back. The move pushes Billy Kryenik and MacCulloch to
the edge and they both enter the ring, looking to take out “The Bluegrass Badass”. Chad and Jonathan Kurtis meet them in the ring and Chad fires away on
MacCulloch, while Jonathan and Billy are battling away. Matthew Kurtis lifts Demo-Man onto the top rope and lands an open-handed palm thrust.

Meanwhile, Chad and Jonathan sends both Billy Kryenik and MacCulloch into the ropes, but both men hold on. Looking over at each and signaling for it, Jonathan
and Chad Kurtis both sprint towards their adversaries and clothesline them over the ropes!

ROB MARTINEZ: Whoa, Chad and Jonathan are working very well together!

The crowd is awaiting the end once Matthew Kurtis ascends to the second rope and position for a night-ending move on Demo-Man. Matthew has Demo-Man on the
top and…

CHRIS CASINO?

Chris Casino appears form the back and takes the attention away from Matthew Kurtis, who lands an amazing top rope suplex on Demo-Man! Casino targets Chad
Kurtis, who is fighting MacCulloch and Billy Kryenik on and off. Spinning him around and setting up the move, Chris Casino makes a statement and finishes
Chad Kurtis with THE BACKRUPT VERSION 2.0! The move effectively ends “The Show’s” night and Billy Kryenik witnesses the entire fiasco. He takes to the
chase of Chris Casino, who immediately hops a barricade and disappears into the sea of people. Billy soon gives up and returns to his unconscious ally,
Chad Kurtis, to see if he is even still breathing.

Inside the ring, Matthew Kurtis is send into the corner turnbuckle with a monstrous BIG BOOT from Demo-Man. Demo-Man ascends to the second turnbuckle and
begins counting off his punches!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR-BLUEGRASS BOMB ON DEMO-MAN!

The disturbing power bomb variation sends Demo-Man halfway across the ring and Matthew Kurtis quickly seizes an opportunity and makes the cover and Referee
Dale McDonald slides in for the count…

ONE!

TWO!

TWO AND A HALF!

THREE!

The bell sounds and the Kurtis clan are declared the winners with a hand raising from McDonald on Matthew Kurtis. Outside the ring, paramedics have began
filing down to the ring to check on Chad Kurtis while Billy Kryenik waits patiently for the prognosis. Jonathan Kurtis and MacCulloch are still beating
each other’s faces in up the aisle way.

The fans have seen it all, but are still in shock over the attack by Chris Casino. Many men have been injured, one potentially life-threatening. All in
all, REBEL managed to produce another unparalleled event and the fans are filing out satisfied with what they just witnessed.

They’ll be back!