HIGH STAKES AT THE HARRAH
03/10/2009
“Kings and Queens” by Aerosmith cues up. The fans at the HARRAH CASINO in Cherokee, NC start to murmer.
About a third of the fans aren’t sure who this song signals. The other two-third are booing. When Jeremy Daines emerges from the curtain, the silent one-third
follows the two-third majority like sheep and begin booing as well. We haven’t seen Jeremy Daines, formerly of the Nation of Innovation and the New & Improved
C.A.B.S., for nine or so months. He looks no different, save that his blonde once-shoulder-length hair is slightly longer. He’s wearing dress pants and
a navy blue short-sleeved polo shirt. He enters the ring, microphone in hand.
JEREMY DAINES: Well, isn’t this a glorious reception!
The fans are booing. Not the type of booing when you love to hate someone… it’s the type of hate usually only reserved for people like X-Pac and Chyna.
No one likes to see this guy. No one.
JEREMY DAINES: I expected no less from a bunch of rednecks who enjoy watching REBEL Pro Garbage Wrestling. And don’t worry, I’m not here to return to REBEL.
No way. I came here, tried to change it for the better and failed. Failed not because of a personal failure on my part… no, no. I failed because you
people were far stupider than I initially thought, far too stupid to heed my warnings about the path REBEL had set out on.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JEREMY DAINES: No, I’m not here to return to REBEL. I am here to say four things. I. TOLD. YOU. SO! I warned you about what REBEL was becoming… and tonight,
in your World Title match, you will see the garbage come to bear its fruit. Dextro, a meth BABY, is challenging for the freaking WORLD TITLE!
DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO!
JEREMY DAINES: You idiots are PROUD of this? You are PROUD that Dextro might be the CHAMP?
Unbeknownst to Daines, Dextro has snuck down the aisle. He creeps in under the bottom-ring, behind Daines. The fans are cheering hysterically.
JEREMY DAINES: I am DISGUSTED that I ever called this place home. I am DISGUSTED—
–as Daines turns around, Dextro bends his knees and begins prancing. Then charges forward… SPEAR! SPEAR! DEXSPEAR! He sends Daines to the GROUND!
DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO!
Now Dextro is pulling Daines up by his hair. He hooks him. Dexplex? No. No! He hoists him up! All two-hundred sixty pounds! JACKHAMMER! JACKHAMMER! DEXHAMMER!
DEXHAMMER!
DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO! DEXTRO!
Slowly the chants evolve into…
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
Now Dextro is… he’s taking off Daines’ nice brown dress shoes! The fans are going nuts! They want to see Dextro—er, DEXBERG—go for the World Title
right now! But they’ll have to wait. Dextro is putting on Daines’ shoes, which are much too big, and is walking backstage to finish preparing for his match!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
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JENNY JERSEY: This match is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit. I’ve been informed that the loser of this match will be a loser leaves Rebel
Pro match!
The crowd pops at this, they love the matches where someone will be fired. They just hope it isn’t Derrick Daze.
“Puppet” by Thousand Foot Krutch queues up and the crowd immediately begins to boo.
JENNY JERSEY: On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred and fourteen pounds, from Parts Unknown accompanied by Holly Wood, RILEY VEGAS!
The crowd boos Riley intimately as he climbs into the ring. The boos turn to cheers as “Esscence of Wounds” by Lamented Souls queues up in the speakers.
JENNY JERSEY: and his opponent, weighing in at one hundred and eighty-five pounds, from Jefferson City, Missouri, DERRICK DAZE!
Dale McDonald checks Riley Vegas’s boots and knee pads. Derrick Daze drops Riley Vegas with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat.
DING DING DING
Riley Vegas slaps both sides of Derrick Daze’s head out of desperation. Riley Vegas punches Derrick Daze in the gut. He quickly follows up with a headbutt
on his opponent. Riley continues the assault by hitting a flying karate chop right to Derrick Daze’s neck. Derrick is up quickly attacking Riley Vegas’s
head by smashing it into the mat with a springboard DDT. Daze climbs to the top rope delivering a massive diving elbow smash that drives Riley’s pretty
boy face into the canvas. Daze rolls out of the ring grabbing a steel chair, he comes in and uses the chair on the back of Riley, leaving red impressions
of the steel chair on Riley’s back.
Derrick Daze gets back to his feet as a resiliant Riley Vegas uses the ropes to pull himself back up; he winces at the pain in his back as he stands up
vertically. Riley Vegas hits the ropes and catches a stunned Derrick Daze with a rolling elbow smash to the face Daze is thrown through the ropes to the
concrete. .
Derrick Daze gets up and looks into the ring at a smirking Riley Vegas, who picks up the steel chair from earlier and waves it menacingly. Daze grabs his
own steel chair and rolls into the ring quickly before Riley has a chance to utilize the chair. The two stare down in a lock up confrontation, but both
hold steel chairs in their hands. Derrick Daze kicks Riley Vegas in the back of the leg, Riley drops the chair. Daze brings his steel chair down on the
back of Vegas again, then swings with a massive steel chair assisted European Uppercut. Riley Vegas goes flying backwards from the impact and is woozy.
Derrick Daze goes for a gut-wrench powerbomb but Riley Vegas dodges the attack with a stiff sidekick to Daze’s kneecap. Daze spins around catching Riley
full in the face with the steel chair, the blood pours from Riley’s busted nose. Riley falls to the mat and Derrick gets on top of him. Derrick Daze applies
the camel clutch on Riley Vegas. Referee Dale McDonald is checking for a tap out. “… AHHHH! … … AHHHH! … Derrick Daze tightens the hold, making
sure it is synched in as tight as he can possibly get it. Derrick Daze finally breaks the hold, seeing that Riley is not wanting to be unemployed so easily.
Riley Vegas catches Derrick Daze’s leg, but Daze reverses it with an enzuigiri to Riley Vegas’s temple, the skin splitting like a ripe tomato and blood
is pouring from yet another wound on Riley’s body.
Derrick Daze is back on his feet, landing on Riley’s injured back with a springboard moonsault. Rolling Vegas over, Daze covers. Dale McDonald counts the
pin. one…two… Riley Vegas kicks out, Daze rolls under the bottom rope.. Riley Vegas climbs to his feet looking out to Daze who is digging up under
the ring for something. Derrick Daze climbs
to his feet on the outside and is holding a 2 by 4 in his hands from under the ring. Daze nails Riley in the
ankle, dropping him to the mat. Daze rolls back into the ring and Riley kips up to his feet to face the man holding the weapon.
Riley Vegas legsweeps Derrick Daze, the board catching Daze squarely in the mouth.. Daze kips back up, blood streaming from his busted mouth, board in hand.
Daze swings the board quickly nailing Riley in the back of the head with a homerun swing. Daze throws Riley Vegas into the turnbuckle. He follows by coming
over and smashing Riley’s head into it. Daze whips Riley into the ropes, dropkick to Vegas and the man from Parts Unknown seems to fixing to head back
there. Derrick Daze grabs Riley Vegas’s leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Dale McDonald is checking for a tap out.
Riley Vegas escapes by managing to kick Derrick in the already busted mouth. Daze falls through the ropes to the concrete Riley climbs to the second turnbuckle
and dives hitting Daze with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Riley Vegas gets up and is pulling Derrick, by the hair, to his feet. Riley with a
few forearm shots staggering Daze into Lala-land again.. He brings Derrick over to the ring apron and nails a stiff right hand to Derrick’s temple keeping
him confused. Both men climb onto the apron, Riley climbing and Derrick mainly being dragged. Riley Vegas puts Derrick Daze on the top rope and executes
a superplex to the hard unforgiving concrete floor below.. But the move cost Vegas as well as he gets up, his hand goes immediately to his lower back.
Grabbing a table and a steel chair, he sets up the table, placing the chair on top of the wooden surface. Scooping Daze up, he body slams him on top of
the chair and climbs up to the top turnbuckle and looks down at his handywork. Diving, Riley Vegas hits Derrick Daze with an elbowdrop from the second
turnbuckle and both go through the table and chair to the floor below.
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit!.
Riley Vegas gets back to his feet, throwing pieces of the table off of him in the process. He looks down at Derrick laying there bloody and unconscious.
Riley forcefully lifts Derrick up to his feet, whipping him into the ring apron. Riley clothesline Daze, then rolls him under the bottom rope because this
is just a singles match, not a falls count anywhere match. Riley Vegas uses a snap mare takeover on Derrick Daze carrying him back down to the mat. He
quickly moves into an arm wrench on Daze, synching in tightly. Daze moves back to his feet. Derrick Daze jumps onto Riley Vegas’s shoulders, twists, and
DDT’s him onto the mat
Crowd: Der-rick Der-rick
Derrick Daze goes for a pin. Dale McDonald counts the pin. One… Two… Riley with a shoulder up.
Daze whips Riley into the ropes and on the rebound, backbody drops Riley up and over the top rope to the concrete floor below. Daze crawls out of the ring
and leaps from the apron. Riley catches Daze with a big time spinebuster and Daze seems to be broken in half. Riley stands back, both catching his breath
and sllowing his back to catch a break. Daze gets up and Riley is there with a swinging bulldog which drives Derrick’s face right into the concrete. Daze
is pulled up to his feet forcefully again and slammed onto another table at ringside. Riley looks at Derrick and at the top turnbuckle, he smiles through
a mask of blood and begins to climb up the ringpost. Riley Vegas jumps off with a 450 splash! Both men lay there in the wreckage of a second table, neither
man moving.
Daze gets to his feet, helped by the guardrailing at ringside as about a foot away from him, Riley is doing much of the same. They begin to trade fists
back and forth at ringside and seem to have regained some energy, even if they seem to be losing a pint of blood a mi nute. Daze whips Riley toward the
ring, he dives under the bottom rope, Daze jumps to the apron, to the top turnbuckle, and dives with a front flip onto the kneeling Riley Vegas. Daze pulls
Riley up to his feet and follows immediately with a snapmare takedown. Derrick Daze climbs to the top and hits Riley Vegas with BDS. Dale McDonald counts
the pin. One…Two…Three!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match, Derrick Daze!
Riley Vegas sits up, both bloody and beaten. He looks at Holly Wood who is crying softly and looking with that “I told you so” look onher face.
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“Baila Cassanova” by Paulina Rubio plays.
JENNY JERSEY: This match is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limitOn his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred and forty-five
pounds, from Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico accompanied by Montana Rose, El Rey de Corazones!
The crowd cheers the masked latin lover!
“Pulse of the Maggets” by Slipknot plays.
JENNY JERSEY: and his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds , from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada , Jack Steele!!!
The crowd boos Steele…
DING DING DING
Jack Steele executes a pumphandle suplex on El Rey de Corazones. El Rey de Corazones executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jack Steele. El Rey de Corazones covers
Jack Steele. Dale McDonald counts. …1 …2 Jack Steele kicks out.
Now Jack Steele standing. El Rey de Corazones gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Jack Steele. Jack Steele gets caught with an elbowsmash
to the face. Flying somersault drop kick by El Rey de Corazones puts him back in the match. Now El Rey de Corazones standing. Jack Steele trys for a double
underhook backbreaker but El Rey de Corazones avoids it. Jack Steele and El Rey de cialis in your 30s Corazones go to the floor Jack Steele pulls El Rey de Corazones’s hair.
Jack Steele applies the clawhold on El Rey de Corazones. El Rey de Corazones on the turnbuckleJack Steele rising from the mat,El Rey de Corazones leaps
from the top rope with a bodypress. Now El Rey de Corazones standing. Jack Steele gets back to his feet. They head back into the ring. Jack Steele chops
El Rey de Corazones.
Jack Steele hiptosses El Rey de Corazones. El Rey de Corazones climbs to his feet. Jack Steele goes for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but El Rey de Corazones dodges
the attack. Jack Steele grabs El Rey de Corazones’s leg and takes him down, then locks his leg. Referee Dale McDonald is checking for a tap out. … …
El Rey de Corazones is fighting the hold. El Rey de Corazones escapes. El Rey de Corazones tears Jack Steele down with a flying clothesline from the top
turnbuckle. El Rey de Corazones is back on his feet. Jack Steele gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. A side kick by El Rey de Corazones turns the
match around by knocking Jack Steele to the mat. Now El Rey de Corazones standing. El Rey de Corazones hits Jack Steele with an elbowdrop. El Rey de nitrates with cialis Corazones
gets up. El Rey de Corazones hits Jack Steele with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. El Rey de Corazones gets back to his feet. Jack Steele is driven
further into the mat by El Rey de Corazones with a diving elbow smash. El Rey de Corazones climbs to his feet. El Rey de Corazones hits Jack Steele with
an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now El Rey de Corazones standing. El Rey de Corazones covers Jack Steele. Referee Dale McDonald makes the count.
one…
Jack Steele kicks out.
Jack Steele is up again. Jack Steele uses a running lariat to take El Rey de Corazones down. El Rey de Corazones stands up. El Rey de Corazones sets Jack
Steele up on the top rope, then he powerbombs him onto the mat! Jack Steele bounces El Rey de Corazones off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. El
Rey de Corazones gets hit with the shooting star press from Jack Steele. Referee Dale McDonald makes the count. One…
El Rey de Corazones kicks out.
El Rey de Corazones hits a flying karate chop right to Jack Steele’s neck. El Rey de Corazones chants start. El Rey de Corazones hits a ropeflip moonsault
on Jack Steele. El Rey de Corazones stands up. El Rey de Corazones hits the flying legdrop across Jack Steele’s neck. El Rey de Corazones chants start.
El Rey de Corazones gets up. Jack Steele stands up. El Rey de Corazones executes the flying head scissors on Jack Steele. El Rey de Corazones climbs to
his feet. El Rey de Corazones leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! El Rey de Corazones covers Jack Steele hooking the leg.
Dale McDonald counts the pin. One… Two… Three!
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match, El Rey de Corazones!!!
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“My Old Kentucky Home” by Nappy Roots queues up and from the back, escorted by Lindsey Valentine is BGM 2.0.
JENNY JERSEY: The following match is a tag team match and is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. On there way to the ring at this time. They
are at a combined weight of five hundred and thirty-five pounds, Bluegrass Mafia 2.0!!!
“Lonely Train” by Black Stone Cherry queues up and from the back walks the Soldiers of the Apocalypse.
JENNY JERSEY: and their opponents, at a total combined weight of four hundred and eighty-seven pounds, Soldiers of the Apocalypse!
“The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mark Kingston. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis drops Mark
Kingston with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) They lockup. Mark Kingston sends “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis to the corner of
the ring. Mark Kingston hiptosses “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis .
Now “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis standing. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis delivers a short-arm clothesline to Mark Kingston. “The Bluegrass
Badass” Matthew Kurtis makes the tag to “Bluegrass Heart-Throb” Jonothan Kurtis . “Bluegrass Heart-Throb” Jonothan Kurtis executes the guillotine choke
on Mark Kingston. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis hits a frog splash on Mark Kingston. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis clotheslines Mark Kingston.
They lockup. Mark Kingston sends “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis to the corner of the ring.
“Bluegrass Heart-Throb” Jonothan Kurtis tags in “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis . “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis picks up Mark Kingston and
front slams him on the mat. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis and Mark Kingston go to the floor
“The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis clotheslines Mark Kingston. Mark Kingston slaps “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis in the face. “The Bluegrass
Badass” Matthew Kurtis gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis stands up. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis
picks Mark Kingston up in a fireman’s carry and flapjacks him. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis is up again.
“The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis slingshot elbow drops Mark Kingston. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis swings a Steel chair and hits Mark Kingston.
Mark Kingston is bleeding as a result. They lockup. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis sends Mark Kingston to the corner of ringside. “The Bluegrass
Badass” Matthew Kurtis hits Mark Kingston with a single arm DDT. “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis stands up. Mark Kingston and “The Bluegrass Badass”
Matthew Kurtis move back into the ring. Mark Kingston piledrives “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis . Mark Kingston sucks chants start in the crowd.
Mark Kingston gouges “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis ‘s eyes out. Mark Kingston thrust kicks “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis in the head. Mark
Kingston hits a screwdriver on “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis . “The Bluegrass Badass” Matthew Kurtis is pinned.
Dale McDonald counts. One… Two… Three!
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY:The winners of this match, Soldiers of the Apocalypse!!!
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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit.
“Anthem for the Underdog” by 12 Stones plays.
JENNY JERSEY: On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred and thirty pounds pounds, from British Columbia, Canada , Bird of Prey!!!
The crowd cheers the young Venar. “Shadow of the Season” – Screaming Trees
JENNY JERSEY: and his opponent, weighing in at two hundred and thirty-five pounds pounds, from London, England accompanied by Fantastic Andy Strickland,
Derek Stephen Taylor !!!
The crowd boos heavily.
Derek Stephen Taylor walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Flying somersault drop kick by Bird of Prey puts him on top early. Derek Stephen Taylor moves
back to his feet. Derek Stephen Taylor pokes Bird of Prey in the eye with his thumb. Derek Stephen Taylor gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Derek
Stephen Taylor takes Bird of Prey off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Derek Stephen Taylor covers Bird of Prey. Referee Dale McDonald makes the count.
one… two…
Bird of Prey escapes.
Bird of Prey moves back to his feet. A flying bodypress by Bird of Prey takes Derek Stephen Taylor to the mat with authority. Bird of Prey climbs to his
feet. Derek Stephen Taylor climbs to his feet. Derek Stephen Taylor hits Bird of Prey with a single arm DDT. Derek Stephen Taylor is up again. Bird of
Prey is back on his feet. Derek Stephen Taylor drags Bird of Prey to the floor.
Fantastic Andy Strickland punches Bird of Prey repeatedly. Bird of Prey jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a twisting moonsault, hitting Derek Stephen
Taylor square in the face. Bird of Prey chants start. Bird of Prey climbs to his feet.
Bird of Prey flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Bird of Prey climbs to his feet. Derek Stephen Taylor is up again.
Derek Stephen Taylor with a headbutt on Bird of Prey. They head back into the ring. Bird of Prey tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Now
Bird of Prey standing. Bird of Prey hits Derek Stephen Taylor with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Bird of Prey is up again. Derek Stephen Taylor
gets back to his feet. Bird of Prey elbows Derek Stephen Taylor in the stomach, trying to even the match. Derek Stephen Taylor gets caught with an elbowsmash
to the face. Bird of Prey hits a jumping elbow hrust on Derek Stephen Taylor . Derek Stephen Taylor gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Bird of Prey.
Bird of Prey is back on his feet. Bird of Prey trys for a springboard DDT but Derek Stephen Taylor avoids it. Bird of Prey goes off the top turnbuckle
and double foot stomps Derek Stephen Taylor . Bird of Prey is back on his feet. Bird of Prey hits Derek Stephen Taylor with an elbowdrop. Bird of Prey
moves back to his feet. Bird of Prey gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Derek Stephen Taylor .
Bird of Prey hits a flying karate chop right to Derek Stephen Taylor ‘s neck. Derek Stephen Taylor is pounded to the ground by an off the top rope double
axehandle smash. Bird of Prey covers Derek Stephen Taylor . Referee Dale McDonald makes the count. one… two…
Derek Stephen Taylor kicks out. Derek Stephen Taylor is back on his feet. Bird of Prey and Derek Stephen Taylor go to the floor
Bird of Prey throws a chair at Derek Stephen Taylor . Bird of Prey gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Derek Stephen Taylor. Derek Stephen
Taylor rakes the face of Bird of Prey in attempt to make a come back. Bird of Prey executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Derek Stephen Taylor . Bird of Prey and
Derek Stephen Taylor move back into the ring. Bird of Prey hits Derek Stephen Taylor with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Bird of Prey gets back
to his feet. Bird of Prey gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Derek Stephen Taylor . Derek Stephen Taylor is up again. Derek Stephen Taylor grabs Bird
of Prey’s arm and puts Bird of Prey in the hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. … Bird of Prey is fighting the hold. … Bird
of Prey escapes. Derek Stephen Taylor sends Bird of Prey into Dale McDonald he goes down.
They lockup. Fantastic Andy Strickland sends Bird of Prey to the corner of the ring. Derek Stephen Taylor stomps Bird of Prey’s head. Derek Stephen Taylor
grabs Bird of Prey’s arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Fantastic Andy Strickland punches Bird of Prey repeatedly. Fantastic Andy Strickland
gouges Bird of Prey’s eyes out and drops the potted plant on top of his head, it smashes to bits. Ordered is restored. Dale McDonald gets up. Bird of Prey
slaps both sides of Derek Stephen Taylor ‘s head out of desperation. Derek Stephen Taylor gets up off the ground and Bird of Prey hits him with a flying
dropkick. Bird of Prey moves back to his feet. Bird of Prey climbs to the top and hits Derek Stephen Taylor with the 5 Star Frog Splash. Bird of Prey hurricanranas
Derek Stephen Taylor and goes for the pin. The ref starts the count. one… two… three
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match, Bird of Prey!!!
A man wearing a Jason Vorhees mask runs through the crowd carrying a stop sign in his hands. Bop is standing there basking in his victory when he is nailed
from behind by the stopsign. The masked man is wailing repeated on Bop, who is unable to get in a bit of offense due to him being unconscious. The man
is wearing a pair of brass knuckles and lifts BoP’s face up to the lights. *BAM!* right in the temple with the brass knuckles and the man stands back up.
Reaching into his pocket, he pulls out a roll of pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters. He opens them all and dumps them over Bird of Prey’s body before
walking hurriedly back through the crowd. Who was that masked man? Why did he do what he did? What in the hell is going on?
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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall with a twenty minute time limit.
“Shipping Up To Boston” by Dropkick Murphys plays.
The fans are unfamiliar with this music, but are familiar with the man who emerges from the back. It doesn’t look like Ca$h, but then again, it is no longer
Ca$h. A new look and a new attitude. They still remember his actions, but they also remember what he did and how Bubba J betrayed them.
JENNY JERSEY: On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at two hundred and forty-seven pounds, from Boston, Massachusetts, Sean Robinson!
“Carbomb” by The Acacia Strain plays.
JENNY JERSEY: and his opponent, weighing in at three hundred and forty-one pounds, from Glens Falls, New York a member of Extreme Elite, Vincent Black!
The crowd boos.
Sean Robinson walks around the ring. Vincent Black drops Sean Robinson with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (the bell rings) Sean Robinson executes a headlock
takedown. Vincent Black takes Sean Robinson down with a knee. Sean Robinson comes from behind and bulldogs Vincent Black. Vincent Black uses a closed fist
on Sean Robinson. Vincent Black hits a kneeling headbutt to Sean Robinson’s groin. Sean Robinson gets up. Sean Robinson trys for a backdrop but is not
strong enough to lift Vincent Black. Sean Robinson sends Vincent Black to ringside. Sean Robinson hits Vincent Black with the back of his elbow. Flying
side kick by Vincent Black takes Sean Robinson off his feet. Vincent Black climbs to his feet. Sean Robinson climbs to his feet. Sean Robinson legsweeps
Vincent Black.
Vincent Black stands up. They head back into the ring. Vincent Black executes a huge gutbuster on Sean Robinson. Vincent Black executes a corkscrew legdrop
on Sean Robinson. Vincent Black stands up. Sean Robinson is up again. Sean Robinson grabs Vincent Black’s head and DDT’s him on the mat. Sean Robinson
is back on his feet. Sean Robinson knee drops Vincent Black. Vincent Black gets up. Sean Robinson grabs Vincent Black’s arm, takes him down, and puts him
in the armbar. Dale McDonald asks Vincent Black if he quits. … … … Sean Robinson breaks the hold.
Sean Robinson short clothslines Vincent Black. Now Vincent Black standing. Sean Robinson gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vincent Black.
Sean Robinson uses a lariat on Vincent Black. Sean Robinson trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but Vincent Black avoids it. Sean Robinson drags Vincent Black
to the floor.
Sean Robinson uses a closed fist on Vincent Black. Sean Robinson chops Vincent Black. Vincent Black hits Sean Robinson with the back of his elbow. They
fight into the aisle. Vincent Black and Sean Robinson move back to ringside. Vincent Black and Sean Robinson move back to ringside. Vincent Black takes
Sean Robinson into the ring. Vincent Black gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Sean Robinson. Sean Robinson kicks Vincent Black in the
back of the leg. Sean Robinson short lariats Vincent Black. Vincent Black gets up. Sean Robinson trys for a German suplex but is not strong enough to lift
Vincent Black. Sean Robinson sends Vincent Black to ringside. Sean Robinson swings a Steel chair and hits Vincent Black. Vincent Black is bleeding as a
result. Sean Robinson trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Vincent Black. Vincent Black executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on
Sean Robinson.
Vincent Black and Sean Robinson move back into the ring. Sean Robinson gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Vincent Black. Vincent Black moves back to
his feet. Sean Robinson tackles Vincent Black and pummels his head. Sean Robinson hits Vincent Black with an elbowdrop. Sean Robinson climbs to his feet.
Vincent Black nails the bridging back suplex on Sean Robinson. Vincent Black climbs to the top rope and nails Sean Robinson with a reverse flying elbow
drop. Vincent Black sends Sean Robinson to ringside.
Vincent Black executes the jumping sidekick on Sean Robinson. Vincent Black stomps Sean Robinson. Sean Robinson and Vincent Black move back into the ring.
Sean Robinson trys for a power move but is unable to lift Vincent Black. Sean Robinson gets up. Sean Robinson knifehand chops Vincent Black. Sean Robinson
uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Vincent Black down onto Sean’s boot the toe of which catches Vincent right in the temple.. Sean Robinson covers Vincent
Black. Dale McDonald counts. One… Two… Three!
DING! DING! DING!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match, Sean Robinson!!!
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JENNY JERSEY: The following tag match is set for one fall —
Jenny is interrupted as NICK EVERHARDT and MIKEY MASSACRE explode through the curtain, fists a flying! These two are being forced to continue tagging but
as the fans clearly see… THEY HATE EACH OTHER! Mikey is stalking Nick with a crazed look on his eyes, but Nick gets a shot in to a thunderous cheer.
Irish whip into the ring sends Mikey hard into the edge, Nick charges, Mikey back body drops him, Nick lands feet-first on the ring apron and dives off
INTO A DROPKICK! ONTO THE CONCRETE! The crowd boos Mikey as he throws some dropkicks in the air for the hell of it… and then the timbre of the booing
changes as the GREAT ALASKAN NINJA charge out and nail Mikey from behind! Inferno and Shoe hit a double side russian leg sweep on Mikey ONTO THE CONCRETE!
Nick is getting up, Shoe boots him in the face. Referee Jimmy Johnson slides into the ring and calls for the bell as the GAN roll Nick in and calls for
the bell!
DING DING DING
It looks like we ARE having a tag match as the former World Tag Champs look to pick up some momentum heading into their rematch. Massacre & Everhardt could
run into line for a title SHOT if they win this one but, you know, they HATE EACH OTHER. Shoe with a shot to Nick, then Inferno, then Shoe, then Inferno,
ATOMIC DROP by Shoe, holds Nick down, INFERNO WITH A SPINNING LEG DROP! One, two, Nick kicks out. The GAN each try to drop an elbow, Nick moves out of
the way, but quickly the GAN are on him again. Double irish whip, double back body drop coming up… NO! Everhardt gets a DDT on each man! The crowd loves
it as Nick covers Inferno, one, two, MASSACRE… SAVES? MANNYPLEX! And then Massacre drops a leg onto Shoe, ONE, TWO, kick-out by Shoe. Mikey waits for
Shoe to get up, ATOMIC DROP… running bulldog! Mikey wants a cover, Inferno grabs him DANGER BOMB! Mikey gets right back up, slightly dazed, Inferno whips
him into the turnbuckle. STINGER SPLASH! Mikey goes down, Inferno to the top, diving headbutt time… NO! EVERHARDT GETS ON TOP! HARDT-ATTACK!
ONE! TWO! THRNOOOOOO! Mikey breaks it up… AGAIN! Mikey wants the win, but REFUSES to let Nick Everhardt get the win for their team! Mikey tries to toss
Nick out of the ring, reversed, Nick whipped into the ropes, Mikey waits for him with a back body drop.. SHOE! INFERNO! ROCKSTAR! FIRESTAR! Both Mikey
and Nick are down, victim to their HATE. THEY HATE EACH OTHER. Inferno with a running senton on Massacre! Shoe stands over Nick Everhardt. He adjusts the
kneepad… hits the ropes… THE OTHER ROPES… WOOF WOOF WOOF THE OTHER FOOT! COVER ON EVERHARDT! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEE MIKEY SAVES! Inferno stomps on Mikey,
whips him into the ropes. STINGER SPLASH — Mikey moves! Inferno stumbles out MANNYPLEX! Shoe runs in and Mikey nails him with a dropkick! Another dropkick
takes Inferno down! Nick is up… gets dropkicked! And then Mikey dropkicks the air and fingers the crowd! He hooks Inferno… NEW MEXICAN CLOVERLEAF!
Shoe and Everhardt are getting up, EVERHARDT WITH A KOBASHI… and the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF 3000 ON SHOE! Mikey and Nick stare face to face as the GAN writhe
in pain in stereo cloverleafs! Mikey is talking trash to Nick, making sure to finger him, Nick slaps Manny! The GAN crawl and inch towards the ropes…
they make it. Nick and Mikey let go and start throwing punches in the middle! WHAM WHAM WHAM! ROLL-UPS BY THE GAN! ONE! TWO! N&M each kick out!
Shoe and Inferno stomp and stomp, then roll out of the ring. It’s time for PLATE GLASS! The Ninja looking to remind REBEL that they ARE Extreme and ARE
Elite! They tosses chairs into the ring, hitting their opponents, then slide in with the sheet of glass. They set the chairs up, put the plate glass over,
and Shoe hooks Nick for the slingshot suplex… bounces, Mikey hits a NECKBREAKER on Nick? But that prevents him from hitting the plate glass! Shoe turns
around, Mikey grabs him… EVERPLEX sends Shoe to the canvas hard! Inferno charges in, shoves Mikey into the corner! Tornado DDT, Mikey fights off, stuns
Inferno on the top rope….
THE SELLOUT THROUGH THE PLATE GLASS!
Mikey’s not done — THE MASSACRE! FROG SPLASH CONNECTS! He covers the bloody Inferno in a deadly skittle bowl of broken glass for ONE, TWO, THREE Shoe
tries to make the save just too late!
JENNY JERSEY: Here are your… winners? Mikey Massacre and Nick Everhardt!
And then Mikey picks up a steel chair and LAYS NICK OUT! WHAMMO! The crowd showers him with boos as Shoe helps Inferno out and to the back. Not a great
night for the Extreme Elite here… but what about Mikey & Everhardt? They have to be in line for a tag title shot with this win, but… THEY HATE EACH
OTHER!
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“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent queues up and the crowd goes ballistic. Calgary Jim walks from the back and looks to be shocked at the ovation, he blushes
slightly but not much of it is seen.
JENNY JERSEY: From Calgary Alberta Canada, he stands at six feet three inches and weighed in at two hundred and sixty-four pounds… CALGARY JIM!
The crowd is loving Calgary Jim and he is eating it up. He loves the way the fans understand how much he loves Rebel-Pro. But the love affair between the
Rebel fans and Calgary Jim is interrupted as ÔScotland the Brave’ queues up and the crowd raises it up a notch I don’t think anyone short of ÔThe Show’
or Billy Kryenik brings down the house like this guy. Sporting the Carolina title around his shoulders and his always present sunglasses, Mac struts down
to the ring, smacking the eager hands of the young fans looking to touch “greatness”.
JENNY JERSEY: He hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and weighed in tonight at two hundred and thirty seven pounds in total! He is the Carolina Champion…
“THE CELTIC LEGEND” MACCULLOCH!
Sliding under the ring, MacCulloch raises the Carolina title in the air to a cheer from the electric audience in Cherokee. Mac hand the belt to head referee
Dale McDonald as he calls for the bell and the action is on it’s way as both men are trying to get an advantage with the action going back and forth. Calgary
Jim tries to use his size advantage by backing Mac into the corner with a serious of rights and lefts but Mac wouldn’t have any of it as he fights back
with a serious of chops. Calgary Jim gets the first advantage of the match with a quick kick to the stomach. He is quick to follow up knowing “The Celtic
Legend” is going to be a tough win. He sets him up for a power suplex and executes it brilliantly. Jim stays on the attack with a pile driver that causes
Mac to land awkwardly on his neck. Calgary goes for the pin. McDonald slides off for the count…
ONE…
TWO…
No kick out by the champion. The fans are going crazy with both men being fan favorites and with both men giving it their all. Mac fights his way back to
his feet holding his neck. Both men trade a flurry of rights and lefts again with no one seemly getting an advantage. Mac manages to slingshot Calgary
off the ropes and catch him with a bulldog still holding his neck he is quickly back on the attack executing a face buster before going for the dragon
sleeper. Mac has the sleeper locked in good in canadian pharmacy the center of the ring. Calgary Jim is trying to make his way to the ropes knowing as a veteran if the more
he finds the sleeper the more effective it is. Mac ain’t letting go of the hold as McDonald checks on Calgary Jim as he raises his arm. He falls once,
it falls twice, it fall a thir… no Jim keeps it from falling this match ain’t over yet. Calgary Jim makes a mad dash to the corner ramming Mac into the
turnbuckle and following up with a desperation DDT before falling down to one knee. Both men seem to be worse for the wear. Both men seem dazed. This match
as been back and forth since the bell. It’s going to come down to you makes the first mistake or who forces the first mistake. Both men are back on their
feet, both men are in the center of the ring exchange right and lefts again. Jim gets the advantage with a surprisly quick clothesline but he is unable
to take advantage as Mac brings the big man down to the mat with a leg sweep. Jim and Mac continue exchange fists and chops and kicks forcing the action
outside the ring. The sell out crowd is loving the action as Jim bursts is there a generic viagra Mac head open ramming into the security rail. Mac answers that by bursting Jim
head open via a steel chair from a fan as the fight continues.
It is oblivious how much the Carolina championship means to both these men as they are putting it all on the line tonight. Jim attempts to ram Mac head
into the steel steps but Mac using his legs to block him then elbows him in the stomach and DDTs him on to the concrete floor. Mac seems to be feeling
it now as with both men blooded the champ climb the turnbuckle and executes a flying elbow onto the fallen challenger. Mac tries to capitalize but the
high risk move shakes him us, too. He makes the cover as McDonald counts… ONE…
TWO…
Calgary Jim somehow manages to push Mac off as he gets back to his feet. This has been one hell of a fight with both men going to need a pint or so of blood
after this one is done. But there is no slowing down for these two gladiators as they continue to bring it. Punishing each other, fighting back and forth.
The two combatants have found their way back to the ring as Calgary Jim slingshots Mac off the ropes and into a cradle slam. Jim stays on the attack with
a stomp to the head that reopens the cut on Mac’s head. Jim climbs out of the ring and tosses in a couple of steel chairs but he ain’t done yet as he gets
a smile on his face he reaches in under the ring and pulls out a table but is caught with a baseball slide by Mac before he can get it into the ring. Mac
attempts to ram Jim face first into the steel pole but is blocked as gets a facial of his own for his trouble. Jim pushes the table the rest the way in
the ring before turning his attention back to the champ who surprises him with dropkick to the stomach before he rolls back into the ring. Jim follows
him as both men knees seem to be getting weak as they fight back and forth. Mac gets the advantage slingshot Jim off the ropes and executing a super kick.
Mac looks at the fans and to the roar of the crowd sets up the table. But this allows Jim to get to his feet. Jim measures Mac up and catches him with
a big boot as he turns back around. Jim stays on the attack with as with a devasting body slam through the table as he makes the cover…
ONE…
TWO…
THRE…
No somehow Mac kicks out at the last possible second. This one ain’t over yet as Mac uses his speed to catch Jim off guard with a serious of dropkicks but
Jim just wouldn’t go down as the two men are giving it all they have this one keeps going back and forth but the question is how much does either one have
left as Calgary Jim gets the advantage with a kick to the knee followed by a pile driver. But he doesn’t go for the pin wanting to make sure this time
the champion is done. He walks over and grabs one of the steel chairs laying in the ring and measure Mac waiting for him to get to his feet. Mac is back
to his feet Jim rushes him but Mac was expecting it a delivers a knee to midsection followed by the “Celtic Burial”. McDonald with the count…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE…
Calgary Jim kicks out a second two late as the fans go nuts showing their appreciation to both men as they both put everything on the line tonight. Dale
McDonald hands MacCulloch the Carolina’s belt and raises his arm.
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner and still Rebel’s Carolina Champion…. “The Celtic Legend” MacCulloch!
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JENNY JERSEY: And now… for the WORLD TITLE MATCH!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
On the DVD, in the Extras section, an extended entrance is shown where Dextro makes his way from a dumpster behind the casino into the casino and toward
the ring. For those watching it live, we are generic cialis online forced to sit awkwardly and wait. Finally, Paranoia cues up. Two dudes, who are either really lucky fans or
guys Dextro met on the streets, step out of the curtains first. They hold up lighters in front of the curtains and light them. Then Dextro emerges from
the curtain, banging his head with his fists and roaring.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the challenger, from the local boxcar, weighing in at one-hundred and twenty-seven pounds… DEXTRO!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
Walking down the aisle, Dextro pumps his fist and kicks. No longer wearing Daines’ shoes (there is speculation he sold them because they weren’t his type),
he crawls up onto the apron and rolls into the ring. Then he runs over to the ring ropes leans over them, roaring again.
UNDEFEATED! UNDEFEATED! UNDEFEATED! UNDEFEATED!
“Alcohol” by the Dropkick Murphys cues up. Bubba J emerges from the curtain, stopping to rest a beer on his excessive belly, looking out at the now-booing
fans.
JENNY JERSEY: His opponent, the REBEL World Heavyweight Champion, from Lenox, Georgia, weighing in at two-hundred and fifty pounds… “THE RAGIN’ REDNECK”
BUBBA J!
The Champ is making his way down the aisle, title belt over his shoulder, when Dextro decides to bring the match to him!
DING DING
Dextro charges Bubba and immediately goes for his legs, attempting for a double-leg takedown. Bubba looks down at his opponent, takes one more sip of his
beer, then crashes the bottle down over his back! Dextro is immediately grabbing his back, checking for wounds. He finds a few spots where glass cut him,
but he’s immediately up to his feet… only to open his eyes just in time to see the title belt as Bubba runs it into him! Dextro falls to the ground,
holding his head. Bubba picks him up quickly and whips him… into the steel chairs! Now he’s picking up the steel chairs. This match is going to end early,
folks! Bubba brings the steps down on Dextro! NO! Dextro manages to roll out of the way!
Dextro trying to get to his feet, but Bubba is upon him with his big boots! He’s pummeling the orphan with his workboots. He picks him up like a ragdoll
and rolls him into the ring then follows him in. Another boot, this one to the back of the head. He picks up Dextro… SPINEBUSTER! And a cover! This one’s
over quickly folks!
ONE! TWO! THR—NO!
Dextro kicks out! Bubba argues with Alan Stone, then gets back to his feet, pulling Dex up with him. Fist… blocked! Another… blocked! Dextro grabs Bubba’s
shoulders and pulls himself up, headbutting the big champion! Another! Reverse atomic drop! Dextro climbs up the turnbuckle… SUPER BULLDOG…
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
….NO! Caught by Bubba! POWERSLAM! COVER!
ONE! TWO! THREE! NO! KICKOUT!
Bubba is furious now. He picks up Dextro. No more BLEEPING around! Lands a BIG side suplex with him. Now he’s going out of the ring and retrieving his title
which is still in the aisle. The fans are booing him, but per usual, he soaks it in. He looks out at them, holding his title high and smiling, increasing
their fury. He enters the ring with it. He’s waiting for Dextro to stand, which he is slowly doing, obviously having some trouble. Finally, Dex is up.
He turns around. Bubba charges with the belt… Dextro with a SPEAR! DEX-SPEAR!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
Dextro picking his opponent up. It is… DEXHAMMER TIME? He hooks Bubba… but he can’t get him up! Bubba is simply too big! He tries again… no dice!
Bubba with a knee to the gut, a kick to the gut! Trailer Park Trash! No! Dextro pushes him away. Dextro charges with a clothesline, ducked by Bubba. Bubba
with a series of rights and lefts! VICIOUS BLOWS! He has him in corner and is going after him, trying to open up a wound on his forehead which is softened
from the title belt. Now he’s ramming his shoulder into the small waist of Dex! Dextro falls to the mat. And Bubba is STOMPING A HOLE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bubba pulls Dex up… only to hip toss him into the middle of the ring! It looks like Dextro’s forehead is busted open. Bubba stalks his prey slowly. He
waits for Dex to stand… Trailer Park Trash time! But Dex pushes him away again! Dex with a clothesline, also ducked again! Bubba with a kick to gut!
POWERBOMB ON DEXTRO! NO! NO! DexDT! DexDT! DexDT!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
Bubba landed STRAIGHT on his HEAD and NECK and FLIPPED over! He’s in the middle of the ring, twitching a little bit. Dex is trying to get his bearings.
He sees the World Title, first tries putting it on his feet but it won’t strap properly. So instead he takes it and places it on top of the Ragin’ Redneck’s
face! Now he’s going up top. DEXSAULT! ONTO THE TITLE! Bubba is rolling around, holding his nose as if it is broken. And in fact blood is running from
it! He looks enraged. He looks up at Dextro who is approaching him. And, somehow, as if he hadn’t just been hit by a Dexsault, he’s to his feet! He pulls
his bloody hand from his nose, looks down at it… and smiles! They lock-up! Bubba backs Dextro into the corner. Knife edge chop! Another! But Dextro fires
back with a side elbow! Another! Bubba staggers back… Dex with a roaring elbow that has the champ wobbly!
DEX-SPEAR! NO! THIS TIME BUBBA CATCHES HIM AND TIGER BOMBS HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
ONE! TWO THREE! NO! KICKOUT!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
Bubba cannot believe that Dextro kicked out of that. He is absolutely furious. He gets up and is again stomping all over Dextro’s body, forcing the Boxcar
Legend to cower in his arms. He picks him up. DEX WITH A KICK TO THE RAGIN’ REDSACK! Dex off of the ropes… DEX-SPEAR! DEX-SPEAR!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
Dextro leans over the ropes and growls. Then he walks over to the champ and pulls him up. He’s going to try for the DEXHAMMER again! DEXHAMMER! HE GETS
HIM UP!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
BUBBA FLOATS BEHIND DEX! Dextro turns around… right into a kick to the gut! TRAILER PARK TRASH—NO! NO! Dex pushes Bubba off of him! Bubba’s front side
hits the ropes… and DEX ROLLS HIM UP!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
HOLY does cialis fail SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
DEXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXXXXBERG! DEXXXXXBERG!
JENNY JERSEY: YOUR WINNER… AND NEW REBEL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… D-D-D-EXTRO?
Alan Stone hands Dextro the World Title which he holds up in the air, in utter disbelief. Bubba looks furious… and slightly embarrassed.
Dextro is the REBEL World Champ.
GOOD GOD.
The fans are cheering like crazy, but even most of them are thinking to themselves: ‘Dextro? REBEL’s… World Heavyweight Champion?’ Then they begin to
boo loudly as Bubba J gets behind Dextro. He spins him around Trailer Park Trash! Dextro is down and Bubba J immediately begins to stomp away on the Meth
orphan. He lifts Dextro up to his feet. Dextro is standing there wobbly, and Bubba J puts the title belt on his shoulder, boot to the gut and Trailer Park
Trash on the title belt! Dextro is out cold and the crowd is booing louder than before. He lifts Dextro up to his feet and literally throws him over the
top rope to the outside where he lands in a heap, Bubba J drops the title over the top rope and it lands on Dextro’s face. He climbs through the ropes
as “Alcohol” ques up in the casino. Those who bet on Dextro, just won a lot of money, those who bet on Bubba J, lost money. What is in store for Rebel
Pro now? Since the beginning of the Extreme Elite, at least one member has held gold, at the end of 2008, they all held gold, but now, no member of the
most dominat faction in Rebel Pro history has gold.
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JENNY JERSEY: And now, the MAIN EVENT… it will be for the REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
TIME WARP DUO! TIME WARP DUO! TIME WARP DUO! TIME WARP DUO!
“Smooth,” one of the most overplayed songs of the past decade cues up. To massive, booing, Chris Casino comes through the curtain.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the sole challenger… from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty pounds… CHRIS CASINO!
There is a mutual distaste on the part of both Casino and the REBEL fans. Casino looks out at them in disgust and they boo him in kind. He makes his way
to the ring, deadest on becoming a REBEL tag champ, even if he has to do it by himself…
“Backwoods” by Scissor Fight cues up.
The fans POP like they just each won a million on the slots! The Show and Sick Billy, each wearing a title belt, emerge from the curtain side-by-side.
JENNY JERSEY: His opponent, the REBEL World Tag Team Champions, “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS AND “SICK” BILLY KRYENIK… THE TIME WARP DUP!
They look out at their cheering fans admirably, but keep their focus on Casino and his threat to their brand new world titles.
DING DING
Both Billy and Chad want a piece of Casino so they decide to forego the formalities and each charge him! Imagine that. Chris Casino pissing off EVERYONE?
No way! Casino immediately retreats out of the ring, earning some serious jeers. He’s going under the ring. Looks like he has brought some toys! He pulls
out a folded-up poker table, shakes his head no and tosses it to the side. He takes out a bag of coins, again shakes his head and throws it to the side.
Looks like he ransacked the casino before the match! Now he’s a got big metal case, the kind the security uses to transport high-stakes chips. He holds
it in his hands and nods. It’ll do! He rolls back into the ring. He ducks a clothesline from Kurtis. He gets the CASE! He ducks a clothesline from Billy.
Swings it at Billy… but Billy grabs it! Billy brings it down on Casino! This breaks open the case which spews chips all over the ring.
BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! BILLY! BILLY!
Both Kurtis and Casino are clutching their heads. Billy tosses the open case. He picks up Casino. Snapmere over. Runs off of the ropes… dropkick to the
back of his head! Kurtis is slowly getting to his feet. The Duo pick up Casino… Double Suplex! Sick Billy goes to the outside. He’s looking under the
ring, wondering what else there is. He pulls out another folded-up poker table and discards it. Another bag of coins, discarded. Next comes a cart, the
tall ones used to push money and chips to and from secure areas in the casino. He decides it looks like fun and decides to bring it in the ring with him.
Meanwhile, The Show has Casino in the corner and is showing him what his knee feels like pressed up against the side of his head. Billy says something
to Chad; they’re discussing some idea. Now Chad picks up Casino and props his legs on top of the turnbuckle. Swinging neckbreaker! Now Chad is… he’s
climbing up the eight-foot cart while Billy holds it steady!
SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!
Billy is holding Casino down by his arms. Show about to jump… Casino reaches with his legs and kicks Billy! Casino quickly to his feet, in time to reverse
a clothesline from Billy into an arm-drag! AND HE DROPKICKS THE CART, SENDING THE SHOW DOWN TO THE MAT!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Billy and Casino now locked-up. Casino with a side headlock. He wrenches it but Billy gets behind him. Back suplex! NO! Elbow and… REVERSED INTO A REVERSE
DDT! Casino runs over and covers Kurtis.
ONE! TWO! THRE—NO! NO! KICKOUT!
Somehow The Show kicks out despite the crazy fall he took. Now Casino is going to the outside. He grabs one of the bags of coins, empties some of the coins
out so the top part is empty and re-enters the ring. As Billy is getting to his feet, Casino is swinging the bag like it is a lasso. Billy turns around…
BAM!
Casino NAILS him with it! Billy stumbles but does not fall. He turns around.
BAM!
Now he falls! The Show is slowly getting to his feet. Bankrupt 2.0! He spins around… NO! Show gets Casino up on his shoulders! He’s yelling for Billy
to get up. Slowly, Billy responds. He knows what to do. They’ve practiced this one! He gets up on the turnbuckle. DOOMSDAY DEVICE! COVER BY BILLY!
ONE! TWO! THREE—NO! KICKOUT!
That took all of The Show’s reserves and he is not moving. Billy is tired but able to go out of the ring. He is looking amidst the casino equipment. He
decides on the poker table which he slides into the ring. He sets it up. Kick to the gut of Casino as he stands up! FISHERMAN’S BUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!
NO! Casino breaks out of it… REVERSED INTO A NECKBREAKER! He is slow to his feet but picks up Billy with him. Brings him up top. SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE
TABLE!
Both men are out. Slowly, Casino manages to drape an arm.
ONE! TWO! THREE—NO! NO! KICKOUT!
The Show managing to get to his feet. He sees the bag of money in the ring. As Casino stands, he picks it up, swings it around…
WAM!
Casino falls. The Show is going back up top of the cart! This time Sick Billy isn’t standing to be able to help him hold it steady, so it is especially
difficult. Somehow, The Show manages to climb up to the top.
SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!
He’s about to jump when he sees Casino stirring. Casino is getting to his feet. He sees Kurtis up top and smiles. Time to knock him off again! He charges,
but Sick Billy pounces on him and clotheslines him over the rope!
SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!
The fans want it! Show looks out at them and smiles. As Casino stands… SHOW WITH A MIRACULOUSLY EXECUTED SUICIDE DIVE!!! Casino tries to get out of the
way but gets some of it. The Show, though, took the worst of it!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
HOLY HIGHLIGHT REEL MOMENT, BATMAN!
Billy is in shock of the amount of height that Kurtis just jumped from. He goes to the outside to check on his friend and tag team partner. Kurtis isn’t
moving. He waves to the back, calling on some EMTs to come down. But he’s also telling the officials not to cancel the match. Billy knows what he has to
do. He has to pin Casino. Looking back at the EMTs checking on Kurtis, he goes over to Casino and picks him up. He begins dragging him into the ring when
Casino’s hand feels that second bag of money.
WAM!
RIGHT INTO BILLY’S FACE! AGAIN! Billy falls. Casino dumps out all of the coins over Billy. He bumps into two EMTs who are walking past him as he goes to
get the second poker chair. He sets it up. He picks up Billy. “This is how it’s done!” he yells, before giving him a FISHERMAN’S BUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Casino picks up Billy and rolls him into the ring. He goes for a cover!
ONE!
The Show is fighting his way out of the grip of the EMTs!
TWO!
He runs down the aisle, clearly limping, clearly still dazed.
THREE—
—NO! NO! THE SHOW BREAKS IT UP! Casino gets up, looking furious. He locks up with Kurtis. Casino with a headlock. The Show slips behind… STARMAKER!
STARMAKER! COVER!
ONE! TWO! THREE—NO!
NO!
CASINO KICKS OUT! Kurtis gets to his feet. He waits for Casino to begin standing before… SHOWTIME! SHOWTIME INTO THE METAL CASE! SHOWTIME!
COVER!
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Now it’s over!
JENNY JERSEY: Your winners… and STILL REBEL World Tag Team Champions… THE TIME WARP DUO!
The Show takes the world titles from Alan Stone but the EMTs are quick to tell him that he needs to come with them. They guide him out of the ring. Meanwhile,
both Casino and Kryenik are stirring. They get up to their feet at the same time and look at each other. Slowly, reluctantly, Casino extends a hand. Kryenik
looks suspicious… then shakes it.
The fans aren’t sure what to make of the handshake but they are sure glad the Time Warp Duo retained their tag straps!
What a night of REBEL action! Come again soon!