Figgins, Jacob

“The Next Conspiracy”Jacob Figgins

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6’3 245
HOMETOWN: Kansas City, Missouri
ENTRANCE MUSIC: “Black Dwarf” Candlemass
STYLE: Technical European/Martial arts
FIVE FAVORITE MOVES:

That Small Spark of Revolution: Jawbreaker Lariat

Another New Crisis- Figgins hooks the targets arm around their own neck, then snaps back, driving the target onto their head with a suplex.
Move Base- Necktie Suplex

LARIATOOOO!-Figgins lifts up his opponent and places them down so they straddle the top rope. Figgins climbs to the second turnbuckle and then jumps off the turnbuckle, nailing a hard lariat.

Hello Kitty Doom Doom Train: Figgy produces a pink Hello Kitty Elbow pad from his boots. After slipping it on usually attempts to K.O his opponent with a spring board back elbow with help from the loaded elbow pad
FINISHER: 1) Conspiracy Theory 2)Crisis Averted
FINISHER DESCRIPTION: Conspiracy Theory- When the opponent is lying face down on the ground, Figgins locks in a crossface. Figgy pulls back into a three quarter bridge lifting the entire upper half of their body off the mat.
Move base: Just Face Lock

Crisis Averted- While the opponent is groggy, Figgins slips behind them. He ducks down and places his head between their legs and heaves them into an electric chair position. He grabs their legs and dead lifts the opponent over his head before driving them down to the mat with a german suplex
Move Base: Croyt’s Wrath

BIO: Jacob Figgins was born into the prolific Figgins wrestling family, who have been wrestling since the 1890′s. Being the fifth generation wrestler of the family, they attempted to groom Jacob in their own image to be the next big thing. Finding the traditional Figgins wrestling style a little too mundane, Jacob moved in with his uncle at the age of sixteen. On the trampoline in his uncle’s back yard, he began to teach himself the ropes of wrestling along with the help of his cousin Derrick, Lacey Gloria, and Lance Gloria. He began to take Aikido class and study tapes of Muay Boran in order to make up for his lack of proper training in wrestling. By the time he reached the age of nineteen, he had joined up with a small regional promotion known as Central States Wrestling. His first persona was simply Lance Jacobs, he teamed up with Lance Gloria, who took on the persona of Nathan Propaganda, and Finally Lacey as the manager. The team was dubbed the Conspiracy Corporation because of their gimmick as Conspiracy theorists. Things looked up for all three members of the team until Nathan faced a career ending injury to his neck. Feeling responsible for the accident, Jacob begins to search for a position in bigger promotions to help pay for the surgery. After countless applications, a talent scout from World Wide Hardcore Wrestling in the south pacific finally set up an interview for him.

Figgins got accepted into the promotion, having his first match under his legal name against Samhane. Figgins obtained a hard fought victory over the man. Impressed by his ability, Figgins later got a job in the internationally known GWA. Figgins one again claims a victory in a triple threat match, with the bigger fan base came an enemy. Danny Daemon, a man rather upset by having his debut victory taken by Jacob. On the road to El Dorado pay per veiw, Jacob get’s his first world title shot against Roy Chambers. He came short of victory and a long losing streak started. GWA, finding themselves too corporate decided to drop their television contracts and go indy. With the new movement for the company, Figgins decided to make a change as well. While wrestling in GWA he began to sign up tour commitments with europe. While taking the tour commitments he attended Hammer Lock academy in England. He brought his new style to the south pacific soon becoming a house hold name in the south pacific. In 2006, Jacob worked for two more promotions. A nationally known promotion known as CTC. But when the politics became too much, Jacob ignored his contractual obligations and walked out of the company. Jacob also joined up with AWA, claiming their world title on his debut match, yet a week later, the company closed down. So Figgins found himself wrestling solely in GWA, having a long feud with Danny Daemon. He twice claimed the IGTT being the first and last man to hold it.

GWA closed down in 2007, leaving him jobless. Until he got an offer to be vice president of a company in England known as NLS. Jacob took up the job and wrestled for the company as well as working with the board of directors. He had to take off time however when he sustained a severe concussion by the hands of Killah K. By the time he returned the company had closed down.

Jacob bought the rights to NLS and converted it into a wrestling school in Ireland. There, he got married. He continued solely working for the school until in 2008 he applied to PWA. His tryout match was against a five time PWA champion known as Showtime. Jacob didn’t succeed in obtaining the television title from the man, due to a time limit draw. But the management was so impressed with him they gave him a shot at the Grizzly beer title soon after. This time he was successful taking the title in a barbed wire blindfolded match. Jacob had a successful defense of the title a month later, but the week after he was put into intensive care due to another severe concussion. He was forced to relinquish the title.

Jacob returned to PWA as soon as he was medically cleared to do so. On his return he teamed up with the Russian Vitally Petrov in a tag team elimination match. His team was victorious.The next week he faced Vitally and went to Russia in order to get a better idea of Sambo,and he continued to study the style afterward. At the next pay per view he participated in the money in the bank ladder match and came short. But he soon rebounded by going to the finals of the Who’s the Man!? Tournament while also gaining #1 contendership for the tag team titles with Hunter Sullivan. Figgins had double duty at the Who’s the Man!? Payper view. The tournament finals against Hunter, and a tag title match against the Renegade Souljahz. Hunter and Figgins fought their match to a double pin, both of them getting a #1 contender shot at the world title. They both go on to claim the tag titles in the same night. They also reveal their affiliation with the faction known as the pantheon.

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They hold the titles for 49 days before finally losing the tag titles. The next week he is forced to leave the pantheon due to a match stipulation.

At High Stakes, Jacob faced Johnny Maverick , which he soon discovered to be the son of his long time nemesis Danny Daemon. After a bloody barbed wire match Figgy came up short to getting a shot at the Grizzly Beer title. But that wasn’t the last Jacob has seen of Johnny, for a month later he participated in the case matches. When the cases where revealed,both Johnny and Jacob obtained a shot at the tag titles. Despite the tension between them, they won the tag gold. One that same night, Pantheon arouse from it’s slumber, revealing it’s new member Matthew Engel. It was soon after that Jacob revealed his siding against the pantheon…This revelation soon lead to him being sidelined by Hunter Sullivan

APPEARANCE: Hair: Black

Umbra

Umbra 

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: Unknown 
HOMETOWN: Unknown 
ENTRANCE MUSIC: Fantomas- Rosemarys Baby 
STYLE: Cruiserweight striker/Monster, switches from appearing to have a knowledge of wrestling to fighting like a desperate caged animal. 
FIVE FAVORITE MOVES:
Umbra is really good at kicking, odd considering his permanent limp.
Strangle
Snap DDT
Curb stomp
Piledriver

FINISHER: 1. rElAx in THe shAdE 2. sHadOWs swiFt eMBrAcE 
FINISHER DESCRIPTION: 1. A Sleeper hold while Umbra sings his opponent a beautiful lullaby

2. A superkick, followed by a pin. Umbra usually cries and apologizes while he is pinning his opponent.

BIO: Very little is known about Umbra. He is smallish in build and seems to have an obsession with darkness and shadow. At times he seems meek and helpless and pitiable and other times he is so angry he seemingly can't control his actions, but everyone can agree that at all times he is amazingly creepy. Most of his promos and videos end up posted on the Magee network with the broadcast team having no idea how they got there. His goals are unclear, but the REBEL roster can agree that no matter how confident they are, they do not enjoy stepping into the ring with this terrifying individual. 

APPEARANCEhttp://i1258.photobucket.com/albums/ii529/UmbraAOWF/umbra.png

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-Quote of the Week debuts, featuring Jamie Shields

Birthday Bash 2012: Blood in the Sand

Welcome to Sunny Afghanistan

Same grainy black and white footage, as though from a cell phone.

“Yes, your tickets are in the PO Box that we agreed on.”
He waits.

“The key is already in your possession I take it?”

The man smiles, but you can’t tell from the footage.

“The costumes should do well to disguise you superbly; no one will know until the exact time of the takeover.”

He nods and that is something that you are barely able to discern.

“Glad that we could do business and I look forward to this partnership.”

The click of a phone slapping shut is heard as the shot blackens.

Birthday Bash: Blood in the Sand

The camera pans the makeshift arena here in the heart of Kabul, Afghanistan. US, British, Canadian and Afghan soldiers all fill the stands and cheer wildly as the pyro’s pop off along the entrance ramp and in the four corners of the ring. We see a quick shot of the Skittles Death Pit for tonights Aggression title match as well, before we see Simon Kalis step out onto the entrance ramp.

Larry Gordon: Oh dear lord, Simon.

Simon waves an AK-47 into the air and begins firing shots into the air to the cheers of the crowd, especially the Afghan troops who find it most amusing. Kalis makes his way to the ring, the AK-47 slung over his shoulder before sliding in and grabbing a microphone.

Simon Kalis: Tonight, a lot is going to happen. RP3T is going to end with a star studded finale featuring AoWF forefathers like Jeffrey Drake and Thunderwolf. Legendary names in the business like Alex Wilkie and Mark McNasty.

Simon winks.

Simon Kalis: And of course, the ever lovely, supremely talented Cowgirls from Hell.

There’s a big cheer for them.

Simon Kalis: I’ve kept this little tidbit close to my chest. But the winning team of RP3T, will also be guaranteed to represent REBEL Pro against the AoWF Tag Team Champions when our shot comes around.

Linzi Martin: Oh shit!

Simon Kalis: As if there wasn’t enough incentive to win.

He taps the AK-47.

Simon Kalis: Of course. If I see any Masters of Armageddon here tonight who shouldn’t be here, well.

He taps the AK-47 again.

Simon Kalis: Are the Afghani’s really gonna arrest me?

The soldiers in the crowd all find that quite amusing.

Simon Kalis: Of course. The most important thing to say here is, that we’re all so very proud and thankful for all the great things you fine ladies and gentlemen in uniform have done for us. So we present this show for you, in honour of you and all the true greatness that lays here. Not within this ring, not within we who fight battles for entertainment and fun, but for you. You men and women who do it for us, the real greatness is in all of you who surround this ring tonight. Thank you all, and God Bless.

“Regulator” by CLUTCH hits as Simon slides out of the ring, the soldiers all cheering. He fires the AK-47 a few more times into the air and bows behind the curtains.

Electra versus Jamie Shields

The match started off with Electra taking control, a quick face buster taking Shields down to the canvas. Electra goes for a baseball slide into Jamie Shields, but Shields rolls out of the way and then brings a hard and heavy elbow down over her throat. Shields to his feet as Electra remains on the canvas, holding her throat and gasping for air. Shields lifts her up and holds her an arms length away, then slams forward with a ferocious clothesline across her neck that nearly takes her head off. Electra rolls on the canvas, gets to her feet and then springboards herself off the top rope and smashes into Jamie Shields with a dropkick. Shields hit’s the canvas, Electra jumps on top of him and begins smashing his face in with lefts and rights, lefts and rights. Jamie Shields, much bigger and much stronger grips her by the throat once more and throws her off of him. Electra rolls out of the ring and decides to go true REBEL Pro on his ass as she looks for a weapon under the ring.

Jamie Shields decides to go out of the ring too on the opposite side and go under the ring. He pulls out two tables, and slides them into the ring. Electra is still somewhere under the ring. Shields sets up the first table in the middle of the ring, and then props the second one up in the corner. Electra slides into the ring, a lead pipe in hand. As Shields turns to face her, she cracks him over the face. A second crack with the lead pipe has Shields bleeding, and then jumps up onto his shoulders. She cracks him again, and again over the head before doing a hurricanrana into the table set up in the corner. They’re both now broken in the debris. Electra is up first, and pulls Jamie out of the wreckage. She covers.

1!

2!!

TH-KICK OUT!!! Shields KICKS OUT!

Electra gets up and begins to argue with the referee. But Shields is now getting to his feet and he grabs the lead pipe Electra brought into the ring and cracks her over the back of the head with it. She falls over onto the other table set up in the middle of the ring. Shields, wiping the blood from his face, climbs up onto it. He lifts her up, CATACYLSM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Shields covers!

1!

2!!

3!!!

DING DING DING

Shields has his arm raised, and for the first time in a long time… He tastes victory.

Huntin‘ The World Part 5 of 6

The camera fades in to show the sun rising over several buildings, its clear that we are in the East, not in the United States, but more specifically… in Japan.

“I’m here today, this damn morning, to try and find this person. I’m trying to find them by tracing his roots.”

He clears his throat.

“Yeah, I’m damn tired of being all mysterious and am revealing that its a guy, but you can kiss my redneck ass if you think I’m going to tell you who it is.”

He spins the camera around, looking at the different landmarks.

“I’m in the home of professional wrestling. I’m in the home where this guy trained, learned a portion of their art work, and where he is an icon to their fans.”

He begins to walk, a Japanese man coming up to him.

“I’m here in hopes that I can find him by his roots and then trace him to where he is now.”

The Japanese man speaks, Bubba J now in front of the camera, looking at the man in confusion.

“What?”

The man speaks again as Bubba J pulls out a cigarette.

“Huh?”

The man speaks slower, his English very garbled.

“I don’t know what in the fuck you are saying you little short sumbitch.”

The ever disrespectful man looks up at Bubba J.

“I’m not trying to be disrespectful or anything, I just don’t understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.”

Bubba J leans down, whispering in the man’s ear.

Man(very broken English): “What?”

Bubba J bends down, whispering again.

Man: “Hurh?”

Bubba J whispers again.

Man: “I so sorry, I not understand your accent. No disrespect meant, but I just don’t understand the words coming out of your mouth.”

Bubba J smiles as the man smiles.

Bubba J: “Smartass.”

Man: “Damn right.”

The laugh.

Bubba J: “Can you help me?”

The man nods, motioning to cut the camera feed and for Bubba J to follow him.

REBEL Pro Fecal Beagle Championship Match

Kvlt Drachen vs. Jeremy Gold vs. Jack The Mackhammer vs. Bobby Lee vs. Jack Spades©

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Five men entered the ring, and one would leave the winner.. while another would leave the champion… silly rules, but these are all silly men, former champion Bobby Lee, General Manager Jeremy Gold, MoA Member Kvlt Drachen self proclaimed sexiest man alive, Jack The Mackhammer and the champion, Jack Spades.

The Match started off, with every man hesitant of each other, that is, every man except for Kvlt, who went on a rampage as soon as the bell rang, he ran for former champion Bobby Lee, bringing him down hard with a vicious Big Boot! Jeremy Gold ran for cover but Kvlt caught him by a handful of hair just as he was on the apron, Kvlt pulled him back into the ring with a big suplex over the top rope!

Both Mackhammer and Jack Spades were watching the scene from afar as Kvlt demolished to two Rebel Pro Vets, it only took Mackhammer a second to snap out of watching the train wreck to turn around and kick Spades in the gut, the two went at it on the other side of the ring as Kvlt dominated Bobby and Gold.

Kvlt sent Bobby over the top rope with a great big toss, almost throwing him straight out of the arena, then turned his attention to Jeremy Gold, who begged and pleaded for mercy! He tosses Jeremy into the nearest corner then charges at him full bore and drives his hard knee right into his gut! (Drillbit Gutfuck as he likes to call it) Jeremy takes a step forward holding his gut as Kvlt lifts him and spins around into the very intricate “Seventh Seal” (Flashy Inverted Crucifix Powerbomb) – Jeremy goes down for the count and the ref calls for him to be Eliminated due to a KO. Mackhammer and Spades, on the other side of the ring, lock up, Mackhammer gets behind Spades and goes for a quick belly to back take-down, Spades scoots out of it and gets back up to his feet, this however is boring as all hell compared to what Kvlt was doing with Jeremy Gold!

At this point Bobby Lee has gotten back up to his feet and is rolling under the top rope, but Kvlt stops him with his boot, digging it into Bobby Lee’s neck, the weight sheer force of Kvlt forces Bobby to Tap Out!! Kvlt, now finished with the two vets, turns his attention to Mackhammer and Spades, Mackhammer had Spades in the corner and was going for a ten count punch right into Spades head! Spades however pushes Mackhammer off, who back flips off the turnbuckle and rolls right Into Kvlt who pulls him up and drops Mackhammer with a hard full nelson slam!

Mackhammer rolls out of the ring, holding his head, the ref checks on him to make sure he’s OK, while Spades and Kvlt lock up in the ring, Spades goes for a side headlock, driving a few elbows into the head of Kvlt who pulls out of the head lock and locks up with Spades from behind, Spades attempts to get out of the lock up, but before he can, Kvlt pulls him back for a hard German Suplex! Kvlt attempts to go for a bridge with the Suplex, but Spades kicked out at two, holding his head he gets to his feet, Kvlt getting to his.

They both stare each other down, but before either of them can lock up again, Mackhammer comes out of nowhere with a Low-Blow to Kvlt! Spades rushes Mackhammer, but Mackhammer ducks under him , Spades bounces off the ropes and comes back at Mackhammer, who drops a huge Bionic Eblow on Spades!!

Kvlt picks himself up, just as Mackhammer lifts Spades up into a standing suplex before he drops him down into a huge slam (Ala- The Mackhammer!) Mackhammer goes for the pin and gets the three count as Spades in eliminated from the match!

Mackhammer however has no time to celebrate as he gets to his feet he turns right into a running high knee from Kvlt! Mackhammer stands stunned as he staggers back into the ropes, only to bounce back right into Kvlt’s arms who pulls him into a power bomb position! Kvlt lets out a tremendous war-cry as he pulls Mackhammer up and drops him with a hard Tiger Power Bomb! Kvlt holds Mackhammers shoulder down for the three count!

Winner by Pinfall – Kvlt Drachen, and as per the rules of the Fecal Beagle Championship, Jack the Mackhammer is the new champion.

After the match, Mackhammer was helped from the ring by a ref, with one arm drapped around him, and another hugging his first title belt.

Barbed Wire Massacre

Voiceover: REBEL Pro returns to Pay Per View as the International Tour begins with BARBED WIRE MASSACRE, Live from the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec Canada on May 7th, 2012!

REBEL Pro Aggression Championship Overflowing Skittles Death Match

Jaice Wilds versus Anna Mathews©

DING DING

Jenny Jersey: The following match will be an Overflowing Skittles DEATH Match for the REBEL Pro Aggression Championship!

We pan to a different part of this makeshift arena in Kabul, and there is a large put with two parallel layers to it. An inner and outer. The outer of course, filled with Skittles.

Jenny Jersey: Introducing first.

Jenny looks at the card in her hand and shrugs.

Jenny Jersey: This dumb son of a bitch with the Masters of Armageddon. The ultimate fucktard and Brazilian transsexual… JAICE WILDS!

Jaice Wilds steps up onto the edge of the pit, “Animals” by Nickleback playing and him getting a warm welcome of boos and hate. He looks at Jenny with contempt, but hey, it ain’t her fault Kalis ordered her to introduce him like that. He is handed a kendo stick and takes his place at the edge of the plank.

Linzi Martin: As you guys can see. The Skittles Death Pit is a good six foot drop into thumbtacks and glass from the plank. Anna and Jaice will fight over that plank with kendo sticks until one of them has knocked the other into the pit, at which point those valves outside of it will turn open and the pit will begin filling with Skittles.

Larry Gordon: So how do you win?

Linzi Martin: Death by skittle drowning. Quite a lovely thing.

Jenny Jersey: His opponent! The Queen of Dodos! The Captain of The Charms!

Jenny looks at the card and sighs.

Jenny Jersey: Dat ass!

Larry Gordon: Oh my, Simon definitely put that in.

Linzi Martin: Better watch out for Tamika.

Jenny Jersey: She is your REBEL Pro Aggression Champion! ANNA MATHEWS!!!

Anna steps up to the pit, quite adorable as she is. She gets handed her kendo stick and bows.

DING DING

Anna steps carefully forward, trying to keep her balance. Jaice Wilds that monkey man he is has no problem keeping his balance on this thin piece of wood. He rushes forward and flips himself right over Anna Mathews, landing gracefully behind her. Anna tries to keep from falling, and Jaice spins around and cracks her on the back with his kendo stick. Anna stumbles forward but maintains her balance. She gingerly turns around and swings her kendo stick, but Jaice Wilds ducks. He swings his again and whacks her on the leg. She nearly loses her balance but fights to stay up. She swings again, but this time in a downward motion and cracks her kendo stick over the head of Jaice Wilds.

Larry Gordon: Anna’s got to be careful. She has no where near the same balance on this thing as Jaice.

Linzi Martin: Jaice Wilds is determined to recapture the Aggression title.

Anna swings again, and hits again. But Jaice has the audacity to dropkick Anna Matthews. She falls! She drops her kendo stick and then hangs precariously from the plank. Jaice Wilds is also hanging, by one hand. The kendo stick in his other. He swings wildly, and cracks Anna in the ribs and chest. Anna Mathews both hands on the plank, pulls herself up. Jaice Wilds drops his kendo stick into the pit and does the same. Anna Mathews grabs onto his head and neck, and tries a DDT but Jaice Wilds wiggles his way out of it. Jaice Wilds leaps up onto her shoulders, HURRICANRANA OFF THE PLANK AND INTO THE PIT! The soldiers in the crowd go ape shit as we switch to the overhead camera.

Larry Gordon: That was insane!

Linzi Martin: That had to hurt both of them.

Anna Mathews rolls away from Jaice, thumbtacks all pierced into her, but it is the same with Jaice. Anna stops just short of rolling onto the broken glass and the valves turn, and Skittles begin pouring into the pit. Jaice grabs a brick that’s in the pit and goes for Anna. She kicks him square in the nuts, the brick drops. Anna up, implant DDT into the shards of glass! The crowd gasps, Jaice winces hard in pain. He quickly grabs the brick again as Anna gets on top of him to hit him and she swings the brick and cracks her in the side of the face. Anna falls back hard, bleeding from the side of her head now as well. Se takes a handful of skittles and eats them, tasting the rainbow. Jaice pulls a piece of glass from his face and rubs it, luckily the cut wasn’t too deep. Anna goes for him, and Jaice thrusts his shoulders into her sides and tackles her down into thumbtacks, glass and skittles.

Larry Gordon: It’s a hellish pit.

Linzi Martin: But colourful. Though, imagine this Skittles Death Match was held in Florida?

Larry Gordon: Oh my.

Jaice begins wailing on Anna in the face, lefts and rights. The referees stand on the edges above the pit watching carefully, the pit filling rapidly with Skittles as Afghan kids cry everywhere at the waste. Jaice holds Anna’s face down under the skittles, thus beginning the ten count!

1!

Anna grabs Jaice’s arms and tries to rip free.

2!!

Jaice mounts her harder(stfu pervs), putting all his weight onto her chest as he holds her face down in the Skittles.

3!!!

Anna claws her nails into Jaice’s arms, they start to bleed but Jaice just yells at her to stay down.

4!!!!

Jaice using his agility, lifts himself upwards, holding down on Anna’s face and neck, his legs skyward.

5!!!!

He drops back down, driving his knees into her chest and forcing any air she has left right out of her.

6!!!!!

Linzi Martin: Oh shit. Oh shit.

7!!!!

Anna lifts her legs, twisting her body until it’s arched all the way. Her legs wrap onto Jaice’s neck.

8!!!!!

Larry Gordon: WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW AGGRESSION CHAMPION!!!

NIIII-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anna twists enough to get Jaice off of her, he rolls out into skittles but winces as right beneath those skittles is shards of glass and thumbtacks. Anna sits up suddenly, and begins spitting skittles out of her mouth as she gasps for air. Jaice is already trying to find a new weapon, now that all the weapons are buried under the skittles. Anna jumps Jaice from behind, wrapping her arms around his neck and bringing him down. She locks in a crossface chickenwing and tries to keep her own head above the rising tide of skittles. Jaice yells out towards the overhead camera, perhaps calling out for Masters assistance.

Larry Gordon: Oh boy, he ain’t getting Masters assistance.

Simon Kalis steps out and walks over to the pit, waving his AK-47 in the air. He yells something out to the competitors inside the pit, something about a bullet in the head if anyone interferes against Anna Mathews. Anna flips Jaice over now, and his face is buried under skittles while she maintains the hold.

1!

Jaice can be seen squirming, but the skittles are getting so high up that his body is disappearing under them.

2!!

Anna wrenches the crossface, adorable yet oh so fatal.

3!!!

Larry Gordon: It takes ten seconds, remember folks. Ten seconds of drowning by skittles.

4!!!

Linzi Martin: I love REBEL Pro.

5!!!!

Anna Mathews’ yells out something to Jaice, fuck knows what even if she spoke normally.

6!!!!

Jaice is completely submerged underneath the Skittles, just as the pouring of it ceases finally.

7!!!!

Anna seems to be thrashing about still, proving Jaice is not out of the fight yet.

8!!!

Jaice lifts himself up with all the strength he has and then drops down on Anna. She goes under the skittles now herself, her crossface hold still locked on. Jaice Wilds arches his back and begins elbowing her with his free arm. A new count begins.

1!

Larry Gordon: Jaice is still being choked out.

2!!

Linzi Martin: Yes, but he just might win this.

3!!!

Larry Gordon: No pinfalls, no DQ, no count outs, no submissions.

4!!!

Linzi Martin: There are only two ways to win this match. Escape the pit.

5!!!

Larry Gordon: Or drown your opponent in it.

Anna pulls Jaice so hard he goes under with her. Finally Anna and Jaice both are out of the skittles, gasping for air. Anna scrounges for a weapon, grabs onto the same brick Jaice hit her with. Jaice Wilds is behind her, she spins and smashes the brick so hard against his face he collapses like… Well like a ton of bricks. Anna Mathews gets to her feet and jumps, reaching for the small slits on the pit wall that allow for climbing.

Linzi Martin: It looks like Anna has the idea! She’s just gonna climb out!

Jaice is up however, and whilst groggy, he still sludge’s through the skittles towards Anna. Anna changes her trajectory, spring boarding herself off the side of the pit! BOOMERFLY KICK TO JAICE WILDS!!! She sits on him, holding his face down with both hands.

1!

2!!

3!!!

4!!!

5!!!

6!!!

7!!!

8!!!

9!!!

10!!!!

DING DING DING

Anna Mathews gets up, climbs out of the pit and breathes easier.

Jenny Jersey: The winner of this match, by skittle drowning… and STILLLLLLLL REBEL Pro AGGRESSION CHAMPION!!! ANNA MATHEWS!!!!

Jaice sits up, very groggy, bleeding heavily from the head. Anna is bleeding too, as she is handed the Aggression title. Simon Kalis still at the side of the pit extends a hand, magically he suddenly has a slice of cake(because fuck your logic) and offers it to Anna Mathews. Adorable and smiling, Anna nods and they begin heading backstage.

Larry Gordon: Hey, Jaice fought real hard here. He really had Anna on the ropes.

Linzi Martin: In a match with skittles instead of ropes.

Larry Gordon: I don’t think this is the last time these two meet.

Huntin‘ The World Part 6 of 6

The scene dissolves from an airport, noticing many people walking around. Some are leaving, some are arriving, some are waiting for loved ones, and some just work there.

V/O: “I’m here because I’ve found out that my quarry is here in this country.”

He walks on, the camera constantly recording until he walks up to the exit doors.

“Some where outside of these doors is the man I’m seeking. Somewhere out there is the man I’ve been hunting for the past weeks. Somewhere out there is some big time help for Rebel Pro…”

He walks out of the doors and into a scene from an army base.

“I’ve tracked him here, to the army base where Birthday Bash 2012 is taking place.”

He walks through the doors of the building.

“Is he backstage?”

He seems to walk backstage, recording the entire time.

“Is he in the bathroom?”

He walks in, but quickly walks back out.

“Nope, not unless he left a floater.”

He walks back down the hallway.

“He’s got to be out in the arena, there is no where else he could possibly be…”

He walks through the backstage curtain.

“There he is, right there in the front row.”

He focuses in on a man, dressed up like the rest of the soldiers, but seeming to hide something.

“Look at him trying to hide, I’d recognize him anywhere.”

The man, realizing that he’s been found, stands up as we come live in the building. Bubba J has a microphone.

Bubba J: “Get in the ring, you sumbitch.”

The man rolls in to the ring, standing up to his feet; still trying to act like a normal soldier. Bubba J steps in to the ring and up to the man. Bubba J looks him up and down, sneering and smirking at the man.

“Take that shit off”

The man shakes his head from side to side, denying that this is a costume. Bubba J reaches up, ripping off the hat, wig, glasses… revealing…

“Ladies and gentlemen… I give you the man I’ve been hunting…”

The crowd explodes, they recognize him.

“The Show… Chad Kurtis!”

RP3T FINALS: REBEL Pro World Tag Team Championship Match

Thunderwolf & Jeffrey Drake vs. The Cowgirls from Hell vs. Grade A Nastyness©

All three teams take a place in their own corners, conversing. McNasty and Wilkie are the first to start out, wanting to put a strong start to their title reign. Wilkie jumps Thunderwolf, knocking Kelser over the top rope while barely hanging on to it to fall himself. Wilkie starts pulling himself back, Drake throwing an elbow to the back of his head. McNasty acts quickly, sending Dustin’s partner over the ropes and to the floor beside Thunderwolf. Grade A Nastyness grin, focusing on their work rather than the other threat in the ring.

The sisters Strader, dressed to the nines in military-issue bikinis (no doubt Simon Kalis’ influence…) rush over, nailing a double dropkick to GAN, knocking McNasty to his ass as Wilkie falls into the ropes. Tamika takes a few steps back, Meghan ducking beside a dazed Wilkie, nodding to her sister. Tamika runs up, Meghan giving her a boost as she flies into the air, nailing a huge flying clothesline to Wilkie. Alex flies over the top rope and into a waiting Kelser, who grabs Wilkie around the waist and nails a modified shoulderbreaker. Jeffrey Drake slides into the ring as Tamika and Meghan go to work on McNasty, slapping him across the face a couple times. They both drop back, and are immediately met with a steel chair across their backs. The Straders fall to the mat, grasping at their backs as Jeffrey turns his attention to Mark, slamming the chair into the Nasty One’s face. Mark falls through the top and middle ropes, landing on the floor.

Thunderwolf slides back into the ring, a kendo stick in hand. Drake turns, stopping mid-swing as he realizes it’s his partner behind him. Kelser drops to a knee, grabbing up Tamika. The younger Strader is lifted to her knees, then all the way to her feet. Drake swings back, aiming for Tamika, but the chair is caught as Meghan grabs it from behind. Drake turns around, getting a kick to the nads. He drops the chair, Meghan lifting it up… and McNasty grabs her from behind! Wait… McNasty falls back to the ground, holding Meghan’s top in his hands! Meghan swings the chair, slamming Drake in the back as flashes go off all over the arena. Thunderwolf is taken for a moment, which allows Tamika to nail him with a low blow. Meghan reacts quickly, hitting Thunderwolf with a DDT. Meghan gets back to her feet, Tamika trying to cover her sister. Meghan has been all but oblivious to this point, turning to see McNasty throw her top into the crowd. Meghan slides out of the ring, Tamika grabbing her arm to stop her… until Wilkie grabs Tamika’s top and rips it off! Tamika is quick to cover, but the blatant show brings Meghan’s ire to Alex… who quickly rolls out of the ring. Meghan rolls out as well, chasing Wilkie around the ring, until she turns a corner and gets clotheslined by McNasty! Wilkie rolls back into the ring, Tamika picking up the chair with one hand while trying to cover up with the other. Wilkie eyes Thunderwolf, who starts to his feet, until Tamika wildly swings the chair. Wilkie throws her top at random, ducking beneath the chair shot. Tamika drops the chair, running for her top as Thunderwolf gets up. Wilkie charges at Kelser, but is met with a forearm to the head as Jeffrey runs in to save his partner. Wilkie drops to a knee, Kelser and Drake popping up with a double dropkick that knocks Wilkie out. Drake makes the cover, but only gets two as Tamika dives in for the save.

Thunderwolf whips Tamika across the ring, McNasty diving in and nailing Kelser with a chop block. Tamika rebounds, McNasty with a quick spinebuster. He gets up, Tamika’s top getting caught on his arm and he throws it into the crowd. Drake hops up with a dropkick that knocks Mark back a few steps, into the waiting arms of Meghan Nash Strader, who hits My Friend Of Misery! McNasty is rolled out of the ring as Meghan turns her attention to Drake, Jeffrey a little distracted by the bare breasts of Meghan Nash Strader. Meghan uses the distraction to her advantage, slowly skipping across the ring. A slight smile crosses Drake’s face, until Tamika comes up from behind with a russian leg sweep. a quick cover by Tamika as Meghan surveys the ring, watching Thunderwolf and eyeing McNasty. Tamika gets a two before Wilkie comes up from outside the ring, grabbing Tamika’s hair and pulling her out of the ring. Meghan turns around, watching as Wilkie looks to Tamika…

tilts his head in interest

and cops himself a feel. He nods in approval, looking to the crowd as they roar in cheers and laughter. Meghan doesn’t find it quite as funny, however, as her little sister is now humiliated just moments before her big wedding. Meghan shoots towards the ropes, launching herself over them and into a turning Wilkie, knocking him to the floor with a body splash. Meghan launches a flurry of fists into Wilkie’s face, Alex fading out while copping another feel. Ooo, two sisters, one night. Gotta be the luckiest night of Alex’s life… which, since he’s not paying for it with his wallet, is the gospel truth. Meghan checks on her sister, who aside from feeling a bit violated is alright. Meghan slides back into the ring, Tamika watching on the outside. Meghan goes to work on a rising Jeffrey Drake, laying in with rights and lefts. A dazed McNasty starts over, noticing Meghan smacking the shit out of Jeffrey. Meghan starts to her feet, Tamika kicking Wilkie square in the nads as he starts up. Meghan nods to her sister, but is knocked the fuck out as McNasty smacks her in the back of the head with the Lights Out! Meghan crumples to the mat, McNasty turning his attention to Tamika, who slides into the ring to meet him. He ducks under a clothesline attempt, grabbing her up as she turns around and hits a Sault Slam!! McNasty bounces to his knees from the momentum, smiling as he gets set to drop into a cover… Kelser with the Cry of the Wolf on McNasty!! Everyone else is out cold as Kelser gets up, falling over Drake and onto a prone Meghan Nash Strader.

1!!
2!!
3!!

Jenny Jersey: Here are your winners and the NEEEEWWWWW REBEL Pro World Tag Team Champions, Dustin “Thunderwolf” Kelser and Jeffrey Drake!!!

T-Wolf and Drake slowly roll out of the ring, the timekeeper handing them the REBEL Tag Titles. They slowly make their way up the ramp as the other four competitors tend to their wounds… and the ladies find themselves some shirts given generously from our fans. Cuz we may be a bunch of backwater hillbillies, but we have manners, goddammit!!

REBEL Pro World Championship Match

Emily Corlen versus Bubba J©

Jenny Jersey: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and is your Main Event of the evening for the Rebel Pro World Heavyweight Championship!

The lights in the arena cut to black as the intro to “Paid My Dues” by Anastacia hits the P.A.

You can say what you want about me
Want to do what you want to me
But you cannot stop me

As the crowd cheers loudly, green strobe lights fill the arena and Emily Corlen slowly rises up through the stage, her arms outstretched akin to wings. She sweeps her arms over her head and closes them around her mouth, screaming loudly before a single blast of pyro goes off behind her.

I’ve been knocked down it’s a crazy town
Even gotta punch in the face in L.A.
Ain’t nothin’ in the world that can keep me
From doing what I want to do
‘Cause I’m too proud, I’m too strong,
Live by the code that you gotta move on
Feeling sorry for yourself ain’t got nobody nowhere

The strobe lights slow down as Emily begins making her way down the ramp. By the time she reaches ringside, the strobe lights have completely stopped and emerald colored spotlights have begun swirling around the crowd and ring.

So I (held my head high)
Knew I (knew I’d survive)
Well I made it (I made it)
Don’t hate it (Don’t hate it)
That’s just the way it goes

After making her way around the ring once, Emily hoists herself onto the apron and enters the ring through the first and second ropes. Emily makes her way to all four corners of the ring, climbing up each and posing for the fans.

I done made it through
Stand on my own two
I paid my dues yeah
Tried to hold me down
You can’t stop me now
I paid my dues

As the lights return to normal and the music fades, Emily slowly paces around the canvas, glancing out to the still-cheering crowd and smirking.

The chorus of Saliva’s “Badass” hits up in the speakers and the Rebel-tron stays pictureless.

“Cause I’m a badass
And you don’t want to clash
Cause your mouth’s writing checks that your face can’t cash
Cause I’m a badass
And this war is your last
You just crossed my path and I’ll drop you fast”
The song transitions to the first verse.

“I need you to hear this loud and clear”

As the first lyric begins to play from Saliva’s “Badass”, Bubba J walks from the back and stares out to the crowd, his fists wrapped in tape and then dipped in broken glass.

“The line and the sand is drawn and I have no fear
When I see red all I need is a reason to set me off
To drop this bomb and pick yourself off the ground”

He slowly begins to walk down the ramp, just staring into the ring, in his own “zone” he pays very little attention to anything surrounding him. No fireworks, nothing spectacular, nothing flashy; just music and him walking.

JENNY JERSEY: From Durham, North Carolina; he stands at six feet and two inches while weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds… He is your Rebel Pro World Heavyweight Champion… “The Ragin’ Redneck” Bubba J!

Bubba J steps up the ring steps before climbing through the ropes. Bubba J then steps over to his corner, facing the entrance ramp and waiting on the damn match to begin.

“Cause I’m a badass
And you don’t want to clash
Cause your mouth’s writing checks that your face can’t cash
Cause I’m a badass
And this war is your last
You just crossed my path and I’ll drop you fast.”

Ding Ding

Bubba J and Emily are about two feet across from each other, staring daggers in to each other’s eyes. Both reach out and shove Jimmy Johnson out of the way and exchange rights and lefts. Bubba J, with his size and power advantage, backs Emily up towards the ropes. Emily is taking the brunt of this offense from Bubba J, but promptly kicks him right in the nuts; halting and doubling him over. Emily catches his bald head, running up the ropes, bringing him up and over, somehow, and both land on the floor. Emily lands on top of Bubba J’s midsection and chest with a double knee, quickly rolling off and dropping a leg across his throat. Emily pulls him up, slamming his head into the apron, before whipping him in to the railing for good measure. Emily runs at the Rebel Champion, but he lifts her up and over the railing with a back body, causing her to land on the soldiers there. The majority of them scatter, from the action that is very likely to happen next, but a few stay there. Bubba J steps over the railing, kicking her right in the face and slamming her face on to a steel chair for some added pain. Bubba J grabs herlips, doing his best to rip them off of her face before kicking her right in the stomach. Emily shoves him away, causing J to stumble from her. He spins around, Emily launches herself with a front kick, right in to his face that sends him in to the lap of some soldier. J rolls off the lap, to his hands and knees, but Emily quickly off the railing with a chair assisted leg drop sends him face first to the floor.

Linzi Martin: No blood yet, but I’ve got a feeling its coming.

Larry Gordon: You and me both, especially from the words that these two have shared.

Emily slams J’s face onto the floor once, twice, and a third time. Bubba J’s head is lifted, bits of dirt and other debris sticking to his flesh. He sends an elbow back into her midsection, causing her to release the hold. Bubba J rolls over, bringing his knee up in to her crotch, before punching her full on in the face. J continues with a second and a third punch, getting his opponent off of himself. J pulls himself up, smashing a beer bottle over her skull, but still no blood yet and these fans seem to be getting a bit rabid for some damn blood in this match. J drags her over the railing, making sure to drop her throat first across of it. J whips her in to the ring post, before piledriving her on the floor. Bubba J digs under the ring, coming out with a table, light tubes, and some thumbtacks. He sets up the table, placing the tacks and light tubes on the table for added pain. He turns around… superkick right to the chin from Emily! Emily falls down to her hands and knees, but pulls herself up quickly, coming out with a steel chair from someone at ringside; one of those empty seats. Emily closes the chair, swinging like a golf club at J’s skull, connecting with a solid shot, but still no

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blood. Emily begins to dig under the ring.

Larry Gordon: Both of these two are tough as nails, neither is bleeding yet.

Linzi Martin: “Both are World Champions Larry, they show that there is something different about both of them.

Emily pulls out a ladder from under the ring, a smile coming to her face and a cheer to the crowd’s lips. Emily sets the ladder up next to the table of weaponry and begins to drag Bubba J up to the top of the ladder. He comes to and begins to exchange rights and lefts with the TGW Champion, neither willing to give an inch. Bubba J reaches down in to his pants, but Emily leans back from the Nut Sack Whack, and as she leans in for a punch, he nails her with a set of brass knuckles. Bubba J grabs her head, preparing for some type of face plant, but Emily holds on to the ladder, allowing Bubba J’s weight to dangle from the side. J kicks off the ladder, around to behind Emily, pulling her off, but she twists at the last second and the ladder topples…

Larry Gordon: Both go through the table!

Linzi Martin: I think a light bulb flew up to hit the ceiling!

Emily slams a fist in to Bubba J’s skull, but J nails her with a piece of light bulb, slicing her open even more. Both are bleeding now. Emily reels back from the pain, rolling over and secretely grabbing a piece of light bulb as well. Bubba J crawls over to her, but she surprises him with a light bulb to the cheeck, nearly slicing him down to the bone, but not that deep. Bubba J looks at the blood on his hand and a fire comes in to his eyes; Emily smiles and blows him a kiss. Emily attacks, but J is like a man on fire. He nails Emily with rights and lefts, a kick to the stomach, and a swinging neckbreaker takes her to the floor. Bubba J nails her with repeated stomps to the head, before piledriving her on the table debris and climbing up to the top of the ladder, with a steel chair in hand. He stands on the top of the ladder, but Emily manages to kick the leg, sending him toppling over, landing with his ribs on the barricade, flipping over into the crowd. Emily pulls herself up, a smile on her face, before rolling up a strand of barbed wire around her fist. She limps over to where Bubba J still isn’t moving, before hopping over the railing and nailing him with a fist in his mouth. Emily drags the wire across his face then promptly dumps him over the railing, back where most of the debris is. Emily grabs a long strand of wire, wrapping it around Bubba J’s throat and neck in a lot of loops and hopping in to the ring.

Larry Gordon: This doesn’t look good for Bubba J.

Linzi Martin: Do we call this the Rebel Pro necktie?

Emily jumps off the top turnbuckle, making sure to pull the wire tight and cause riverlets of blood to cascade down from her palm, but a flood from Bubba J’s neck and throat as he scrambles to relieve the pressure and torture. J looks and falls back, a hand around the wire, yanking Emily Corlen forward and causing the wire, in her hand, to dig in deep and blood to pour from that wound. J falls down, hanging himself, but Emily quickly releases the wire, but its still around J’s throat. He rolls onto his back, but Emily launches herself off the top rope, down on to Bubba J with a bloody seated plancha, driving his chin in to the floor. Emily, on her own offensive flurry, pulls the Ragin’ Redneck up, slamming her bloody fist in to his face, before whipping him in to the ringpost. J rebounds back, Emily with a reverse swinging neckbreaker has this match in firm control. Emily rolls up to her knees and begins to crawl for the ladder. She reaches the ladder, folding it up and dragging it towards Bubba J’s bloody body. J, for his part though, has pulled himself to a kneeling position, hand under the ring. Emily rounds the corner.

Larry Gordon: What does he have?

Bubba J answers the question with a fire extinguisher to the face, the foam going everywhere as he sprays wildly. Emily drops the ladder, stumbling away from the foam that is stinging her eyes and wounds. J stomps after her, body slamming her onto the steel ladder and climbing to the top turnbuckle slowly. J looks down, leaping off with a cannonball dive, slamming with all of his weight on to Emily Corlen and rolling off of her and slowly up to his feet. Bubba J reaches down dragging Emily up, nailing her with a right hand before rolling her in to the ring, where Jimmy Johnson is doing his best to stay out of the way of this brutality. Bubba J slides in another two tables, more light tubes, lighter fluid, a lighter, barbed wire, tacks, a stop sign, bottles, a staple gun, a cheese grater, a pizza pan, a box of salt, Tobasco sauce, rubbing alcohol, and other items of destruction and pain.

Larry Gordon: He should have been beating his opponent down instead of getting all of that weaponry.

Linzi Martin: And allowing someone of Emily’s character gain some rest and a breather.

Larry Gordon: Exactly.

J rolls in to the ring, pizza pan to the back as he gets up. J goes down to a knee, Emily with a running knee, assisted by the pizza pan, to the skull sends J onto the apron with his head hangning over the edge. Emily, leaps quickly up to the top turnbuckle, flipping off with a 360 leg drop flip across his throat and may have decapitated him! But not really, cause that’d be really hard to do. Emily lands, pulling Bubba J back up as the crowd continues to chant “Holy Shit!” at the top of their lungs. Emily drags J over to the ring steps, lifting him up and executing a picture perfect stump pulling piledriver onto the steel steps. Bubba J and Emily are both a bloody mess, but neither is willing to quit or fall prey to a pin attempt… not that there has even been one in this match.

Linzi Martin: Both wanting to prove that their words are considered fact, as far as this match is concerned.

Larry Gordon: Neither are going to quit either, its just not in their nature.

Emily rolls the bloody Bubba J back in to the ring, climbing up on the apron herself, after placing the pizza pan on his face for good measure. Emily with a launch flips over the top rope, landing crotch first on to a beer bottle from Bubba J! The bottle smashes into a million pieces, each seeming to driv in to her crotch and thighs, she rolls away in pain and out of reflex. Bubba J pursues with another weapon, that of the staple gun and cachunks his way from her ankle up to her crotch in saddistic fashion.

Linzi Martin: That… can’t… feel… good.

Larry Gordon: Does it hurt you Linzi?

Linzi Martin: Makes me want to take something for her pain.

J pulls her head close, sending the remaining ten staples right in to her cheek and lips, small pain, but they’ll continue to hurt. J pulls her up, stop sign to her face that causes her to slump in the corner. Bubba J beginst to work her over with fists and knees in to her ribs along with a few stomps for good measure until she is in a seated position. Bubba J runs across the ring, leaping up, coming down in a seated position witha bronco buster… yeah, it wasn’t pretty and not something he’s accustomed to doing. J pulls her out of the ring, laying her on a table that he quickly sets up. J digs around in the weaponry, coming out with the rubbing alcohol, tobasco sauce, and box of salt; he smiles saddistically.

Larry Gordon: Those… might sting a little bit.

Linzi Martin: They always say sting, but those damn things hurt like hell!

J pours salt into Emily’s wounds, causing her to squirm in pain, until she rolls off the table, gasping for breath. Bubba J walks around the table, his fun interrupted for the moment. Emily lifts a light bulb in to his crotch, he gulps in pain she then smashes two across the side of his face, spinning him around where she bulldogs him into a steel chair.

Linzi Martin: I think that salt in the wounds, woke her up!

Larry Gordon: That plan, may have back fired on Bubba J.

Emily pulls Bubba J up then rolls him on the table before smiling down at his prone body. Emily breaks off the top of the hot sauce bottle, and pours both it and half of the alcohol bottle onto Bubba J; who squirms himself in pain, but Emily silences his jerks with a quick elbow to his temple.

Larry Gordon: Emily rolling out of the ring for something…

Linzi Martin: But… oh no… Bubba J isn’t going to be happy or feeling good in a minute…

Larry Gordon: What is she doing with those firecrackers?

Emily rols back in to the ring, stumbling towards Bubba J, placing a beer bottle and a set of firecrackers down his pants, the fuse barely outside of his jeans. Emily then drags the ladder back in to the ring as Jimmy Johnson dives for cover on the outside of the squared battleground. Emily sets up the ladder and sets the firecrackers on fire, then climbs to the top
“BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG”

tThe firecrackers go off and die suddenly as Emily leaps off the ladder, driving a knee in to his crotch, similtaneously putting out the firecrackers, shattering the bottle, driving pieces of glass in to his crotch, and a simple nut drop.

Larry Gordon: That… I think… I’m gonna be sick…

Linzi Martin: Hurt you Larry?

Larry Gordon: Yeah… it did… and the men in this crowd too.

Several of the men are green, holding themselves from the sympathy pain as Emily tries to crawl for a cover… no, she’s crawling for the rubbing alcohol and lemon juice! She rips his now torn and bloody jeans down, pouring the contents of both bottles on his burnt, swollen, bloody, and cut crotch!

Larry Gordon: Several guys are now throwing up, this is haneous!

Linzi Martin: I’ve even got sympathy pains for him!

Emily looks up smiling saddistically herself, but J sends two fingers right in to her eyes, causing her to fall back from the sharp sudden pain. Bubba J goes after her, limping very heavily, but not about to go down without a fight. J slams her in to the corner, nailing her with brass knuckled(his favorite with thumbtacks on them) in the face over and over again; ripping her face to shreds with the force of the blows.

Larry Gordon: I think, it may have woke him up!

Linzi Martin: I think he’s fighting out of reflex!

Bubba J reaches down, dousing her with the lighter fluid and smirking as he knocks her out with a chair shot. Bubba J pulls down Emily’s trunks, emptying the rest of the fluid into her… you know.

Linzi Martin: He… wouldn’t…

Larry Gordon: I think he would… and is going too.

Now its several womens’ turn to get sympathy pains as J rolls Emily up on to his shoulders and climbs the ladder. Bubba J leaps from the top, bringing Emily over, so that his knees plant solidly in her midsection, her neck/shoulder area slamming heavily onto the canvas; not to mention the table that they both went through.

Larry Gordon: How are both continuing to fight?

Linzi Martin: As tough as both are, I think its sheer reflex.

Bubba J crawls over to the lighter, sparking it to life and.. setting Emily on fire!

The crowd gasps as both go up in flame, some of the fluid haven gotten on Bubba J!

Larry Gordon: This has got to be stopped!

Linzi Martin: Only you, Simon, or a victor can stop this match!

Larry Gordon: Nope, only a winner will, they both signed a waiver!

Bubba J can’t make a cover, he’s too busy putting out the flames. Emily can’t do anything, she’s doing the same! Emily stumbles into Bubba J, they begin to exchange rights and lefts again, a lot weaker than when they first started the match, but still with as much determination They both stumble to the ladder, fighting as they climb it up to the top, both looking for some sort of advantage and looking to end this match… and perhaps the other’s career. Emily with a thumb to his eyes and a chop to the throat gets the advantage for the moment.

Linzi Martin: Emily’s not wasting any more time, she’s going for the Down in Flames!

Bubba J counters it! He bites Emily’s thigh, she releases the pedigree finisher!

Larry Gordon: Trailer Park Trash!

Bubba J falls on Emily, driving the wind out of both him and her, but he’s in position and so is Jimmy Johnson.

One…

Two…

Three.

Ding Ding Ding

“Badass” hits back up in the building as Jenny Johnson hands the bloody,

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Jenny Jersey: Winner of the match…. and STIIIIIIIIIIIILL Rebel Pro World Heavyweight Champion…. Bubba J!

The fans are on their feet, cheering for both people as Bubba J falls back in the corner, his eyes closed and just trying to gather himself, Emily rolls out of the ring, staring back in at the destruction that was her most recent match.

You Either Win or You Die

We fade backstage, just as we see Simon Kalis adjusting the black tie around his neck. He stands magnificent in stature, beaming as he adjusts the collar to his pure white Armani suit. Masakazu holds up a matching white eye patch, which Simon takes and places over the left side of his face. Maya wipes the tears from her eye, make no mistake they are tears of joy.

Masakazu: You ready?

Simon Kalis: I’ve waited for this night for too long, Adrian.

Simon grabs the AK-47 he’s been carrying all night, just as there’s a knock on the door.

Maya: That better not be Tamika!

Larry Gordon enters, all smiles.

Larry Gordon: Simon!

Simon Kalis: Larry!

Simon goes for a hug, but Larry quickly steps back.

Larry Gordon: Careful where you point that thing.

Kalis clutches the AK, before propping the barrel of the gun against his shoulder.

Simon Kalis: Now you know this is only for Masters.

Gordon gauges the look on Masa and Maya’s faces, before turning back to Simon.

Larry Gordon: Yes, I know. But the show is basically over, and the Masters are no where to be seen.

Simon Kalis: Precisely because I’ve been waving around a loaded assault rifle all night, Larry.

Larry Gordon: This is a wrestling show in the core Simon. I’m sure we’ll be getting a huge enough fine from the AoWF for this entire fiasco all night. Please…

Simon holds the gun in both hands now, as Larry steps forward and places his hands over the barrel.

Larry Gordon: Please, Simon. If not for the fact you’re about to get married, then just as a favour… From one friend, to another?

Kalis pauses to think, his grin disappears and then reappears. He places the AK-47 down and hugs Larry.

Simon Kalis: Anything for you Larry.

Simon smiles towards Larry, genuine and sincere.

Simon Kalis: Come now, we’ve got a grand union to witness.

Mas, Maya and Simon exit the room but Larry Gordon lingers momentarily. He looks down at the weapon, then clears his throat, picking up his cell phone and quietly sends out a text message, smiling as we fade to ringside.

The Red Wedding

The ringside area has been transformed, a grand white altar built, it’s archway wrapped beautifully in an assortment of flowers both local to Afghanistan and more known to our American audience. Jebby Jersey stands off towards a corner, waiting to introduce Simon and Tamika as husband and wife. A gentle old priest stands dead center. To his left, Simon Kalis stands tall, firm and proud. His best man, Masakazu, beside him. Followed by Tamika’s twin brother, John Nash Strader, Dustin “Thunderwolf” Kelser and D.L Slayton. To the priests right, Meghan Nash Strader beams for having been given the prestige of being the maid of honour. Next to her is Anna Mathews, who locks eyes with Meghan as Meghan gives Anna a very inviting wink. Anna has this adorably retarded look on her face. Adorable Anna is adorable.

Larry Gordon: Did Meghan just wink at Anna?! Could that mean…?

Linzi Martin: Nah.

To the next of her stands Maya, showing off a new tongue ring to the cameras bringing about an audible eye roll from Simon Kalis himself.

Linzi Martin: This is such a beautiful moment, ladies and gentlemen.

Larry Gordon: It is Linzi. This is the birth of more than just a new union of two souls. This night will forever be remembered as a turning point in REBEL Pro’s five year history.

The camera pans the guests, some of whom are very recognizable. Daniel “Rayn” Kalis sits next to some skank he brought. A little further on we see Jeffrey Drake, although he seems as if he‘s there begrudgingly. A little further past him, we see The Order of Chaos’ newest member Reece Paxton as well, all smiles. The music begins, and Simon cracks a huge smile as Tamika Nash Strader appears atop the entrance ramp. Her white flowing gown forms to her magnificent body, flowing outwards behind her at the back. Scott Nash Strader has her by the arm, as he escorts his daughter towards the altar.

Simon Kalis: My god she is beautiful.

Kalis clears his throat and smiles.

Larry Gordon: Now the reason folks have heard Simon speaking is, both Simon and Tamika have microphones attached to them so we may hear their every word.

Linzi Martin: We’re cool like that!

Tamika and Scott stop together. She looks up at her father and nods, smiling. He smiles back, proudly, and lets her go. He steps back, as Tamika makes her way to stand before Simon Kalis.

Priest: This day, we witness the union of more than two great families. We witness the union of more than two people, of more than two lovers. We bare witness to the union of two souls.

Behind the priest at either side, are two white candles. Simon takes one, Tamika takes the other.

Priest: Vibrancy and life burns within these two warriors, who through the harsh reality of blood and sweat have found a deeper purpose and calling within each other. We therefore stand back, before the eyes of God and men alike, to bare witness to these two flames as they become-

Tamika and Simon hold their candles towards each other, and the two separate flames become one.

Priest: One.

Simon Kalis: Now you will feel no rain, as I will be your shelter.

Tamika Nash Strader: Now you will feel no cold, as I will be your warmth.

Simon Kalis: Now you will feel no loneliness, as I shall be your companion.

Tamika Nash Strader: We were but two people, but now we have one life ahead of us.

Larry Gordon drops his headset, his smile quickly disappears and he leaves Linzi Martin alone. Linzi’s eyes widen, unsure of what to make of this.

Simon Kalis: May beauty surround us both in the journey ahead, and through all the years.

Larry Gordon hops onto the ring apron.

Tamika Nash Strader: May happiness be our companion, and our days together be long on this Earth.

Simon Kalis: I promise you Tamika, I will treat you as I treat my guns and polish that pussy every night baby.

The crowd laughs, the Priest blushes. Scott Nash Strader has a beer in hand, and chugs it to drown out those words from Simon.

Tamika Nash Strader: I promise to look after you as well my leather, and ride you as often as my Harley.

Another laugh from the crowd, another swig of beer for big daddy Scott Nash Strader. Larry Gordon is now behind the altar, behind the priest. No one is really paying attention to him.

Priest: Well. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

The priest turns to Simon.

Priest: You may kiss the bride.

Simon Kalis leans forward, grabbing Tamika by the waist and pulling her in towards him. The crowd is on their feet cheering as they share a passionate kiss at the head of the altar.

Linzi Martin: OH MY GOD!

Larry Gordon slips on two pairs of brass knuckles, and throws the Priest from the altar in the ring to the ground. Kalis turns with shock, breaking the kiss, just as Larry Gordon cracks him in the face. Tamika shrieks, Simon falls back but he’s caught by Masakazu. Suddenly from the crowd, a number of U.S. Soldiers jump the barricades and begin to surround the ring. Except when they remove their helmets and face coverings…

Linzi Martin: IT’S THE MASTERS OF ARMAGEDDON!!!

Simon Kalis looks around, and quickly yells out to the security forces surrounding the ring.

Simon Kalis: GET THEM! FUCK THEM UP!

They all look to one another. The Masters stand before them, waiting for their move. Simon turns to Larry Gordon, shock and disgust wrinkling his face. Gordon shakes his head and points at the wedding guests.

Larry Gordon: NOW!

The security forces begin to attack all of the wedding guests. The Masters surround the ring. Simon goes to grab Tamika but Larry Gordon cracks him again, and again, in the face until he falls to his knees. The security forces quickly begin using their tasers on The Order of Chaos. Wedding guests scatter, Drake tackles one of the security guards down but four more surround him and begin bashing him with their batons. Anna Mathews throws herself from the altar and body splashes onto all of them. Thunderwolf helps launch Masakazu in the opposite direction and he lands on a group of security. Only to find himself being overwhelmed as three more replace the two he took down.

Linzi Martin: What the fuck?! What the fuck?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Tamika, Meghan and Maya all join the fray but find themselves quickly tasered, with batons to the face of each. Emily Corlen and Bubba J, who just had an incredible match, work together on two security officers but find themselves overwhelmed from behind by four others. The Masters are all there, and all watching with pleasantly approving smiles. Fley nods in Gordon’s direction, as Gordon nods back. Simon Kalis stands in the center of the ring, watching the carnage unfold helplessly. Scott Nash Strader swings his beer bottle at a security officer, who ducks it and then tasers him for his troubles. D.L. Slayton takes down two security officers with a double clothesline, only to run into a taser himself.

Linzi Martin: Why?

Simon finally turns to face Larry Gordon, as all the wedding guests find themselves tasered and then handcuffed. Larry Gordon drops to his knees, and then proceeds to punch Kalis right in the family jewels, brass knuckles and all. Kalis drops to his knees, Larry gets back up and cracks him over the face again. Now he’s bleeding. Larry lifts him up by his collar, and raises a fist high in the air behind him.

Simon Kalis: Why?

Larry Gordon: You should never have trusted me, Simon.

Gordon cracks Kalis over the face and drops him to the canvas. The entire Order of Chaos find themselves handcuffed now. As do the two Charms Anna Mathews and Jeffrey Drake in attendance, and Thunderwolf as well. The Masters, consisting of Enika Engel, Duncan Aries, Jaice Wilds, Nightstryker, Silverback, Johnny Chaos and The Brutal all enter the ring, and encircle the downed Simon Kalis and a Scott Nash Strader who was dragged there by The Brutal and Johnny Chaos.

Linzi Martin: Larry… Why Larry?

Fley, having finally worked his way through the mass of bodies enters the ring and moves up behind Larry. He pats Gordon on the back and then throws an arm around his shoulders. Behind Fley and Gordan stands a hooded figure of fair height. The build is definitely masculine and athletic. What’s most important about this figure though is that he’s carrying a sledge hammer. We’ll get to him later.

Fley: Simon, I just wanted to be the first to congratulate you on this momentous occasion. I’m sure you’ll remember this night for the rest of your lives together. But I do want to make sure that you’re together for this though.

With that Fley looks over his shoulder and signals to Fallen Angle. Nathan, just happens to be standing next to the unconscious Tamika and so bends down to retrieve her. Ripping away the fringe of her gown, and exposing her gartered legs, he throws her up over his shoulder and makes for the ring. An injured Kalis tries to lunge to to his feet at Fley, but the hooded figure behind Faust is faster and is able to drop a knee into Simon’s face, thus putting him on his back. Fley returns his attention to Kalis.

Fley: Tsk, tsk… none of that tonight, Kalis. Mr. Gordon, here saw to everything. He’s responsible for making sure this night will end as we want it to end. Not with a bang, but your whimpers.

Fallen Angel, finally reaches the ring and with Tamika still over his shoulder pulls himself up on the apron and steps over the ropes. He unceremoniously drops her to the canvas before him and then grabbing her by the hair yanks her back to her feet. Her eyes blaze open and she yelps in pain, but with her hands cuffed behind her she can do little more than sway on her feet. Fley looks from Tamika to Simon.

Fley: Hmm… something doesn’t feel right. I think… yes. Larry, we forgot about the most important piece to the puzzle!

Gordon smiles and nods approvingly and Fley signals to the back. It’s then that absent Lucious Starr finally makes his appearance, but he doesn’t arrive alone. No, he arrives with Kvlt Drachen behind him, and stretched between them an old wooden cross… man sized. A coil of barbwire rests around Kvlt’s left bare shoulder… a large dark duffel bag upon his right.

Linzi Martin: Oh no… they can’t possibly… no…

In the ring Tamika starts to trash against her bonds. Kalis tries to make another move, but Enika’s book on his shoulder keeps him down. Scott is still out cold from the tazer shot. Not to fear though, he’ll be awake soon enough. Let’s let him sleep for now.

Fley: I wish it didn’t have to happen this way. I wish people would have just welcomed us with open arms and allowed us back into our rightful spot. Instead, you pissed of the Old Man, you pissed off Mr. Gordon here, and now this is what we’re left with. I really, really didn’t want this to happen. You have to believe me. You just didn’t leave us with any other options in the matter. Banning us Kalis? Really?

Starr looks towards the ring, towards Kalis, with a wicked smile on his face. He pats the cross and mouths the words, “For you, boss.” Kvlt, walks on admiring all the carnage caused here tonight. They reach ringside and start to slide the cross into the ring.

Fley: But that really wasn’t your downfall, General. No, where it all fell apart for you was when you assumed that Mr. Gordon here would be okay with you continuing to control HIS federation. Really? You thought THAT would be a good idea? The RPW has been and will forever be, Mr. Gordon’s. All we did was help to remind him of that. You can rest your undoing at his feet.

The cross is laid beneath the arched alter. Chaos and Silverback move towards Kalis, and grabbing him by the ankles start to drag him towards the cross. Simon tries to fight back, but the heel of Nightstryker’s boot finds its way to Kalis’ face, and that stops all resistance. Fley looks over to Tamika who still struggles in Fallen Angels grasp.

Fley: I am sorry about all of this. Especially this next thing. But you do look beautiful tonight, despite the damage to your dress.

He looks away from her and back over his shoulder to Nightstryker and the hooded man.

Fley: Bring him.

Bryce and the hooded man, dragging his sledge hammer along with him, grab SNS by his arms and start to drag him across the ring to the ropes. There they secure his wrists to the bottom rope with handcuffs and then step back, forming a half circle around him with Fley. Fallen Angel starts to drag Tamika over towards her father.

Over by the alter an unconscious Kalis is dragged onto the cross. Kvlt starts to uncoil the barbwire as Starr, Silverback and Chaos hold Simon down on the cross.

Linzi Martin: Oh no…

Simon’s first screams begin and Tamika’s hed whips in that direction, her own screams coming. In fact most everyone is focused on that now even despite what’s about to happen to Scott. Kvlt’s grin is wide as he pulls the first strand of barbwire tighter and tighter until it eats into flesh.

Fley reaches out and starts to gently tap Strader about the face with his metal staff, The Machine. Slowly, ever so slowly, Scott starts to come to. At first he looks about him bewildered, but once his memory comes back to him fully he lunges at Fley, but is quite effectively held in place by the cuffs. Fley smiles down at him, but it’s Fallen Angel who speaks.

Fallen Angel: It may take awhile, but I always finish what I begin. Enjoy the agony, Scott.

Fley and Nightstryker drop down to their knees and each grab hold of one of Straders legs. Fallen Angel lets Tamika fall to the mat and then slams the back of a chair down between Strader’s knees. Strader looks down to the chair, up to Fallen Angel and then over to the hooded figure who finally lets his hood fall back and raises the sledge hammer.

More screams from Kalis.

Linzi Martin: NOOOO!

Tamika joins Linzi as the sledgehammer falls and crashes into the side of Strader’s left knee. The scream that erupts from him is everything you think it should be. In fact he almost passes out but his hatred of the men in front of him keep him conscious… barely. If you’ve seen Misery you know then that that initial blow is probably enough, but the sledgehammer is raised again and brought down on the right knee. Strader screams again, but then goes silent, but that’s okay because Tamika screams for him.

Simon’s screams join in with hers.

Linzi Martin: I think I’m going to be sick…

It’s then that we can finally focus in on the man with the sledgehammer. A man whose shoulder Fley places his hand on as he pushes himself back up to his feet. A man named, Trevor Bryce.

Fley: Vicious, ladies and gentlemen. Isn’t he a peach?

Together, Fallen Angel, Nightstryker, Vicious and Fley look down to Strader and his ruined knees. However, the screams of one Simon Kalis, pull their attention away and they turn their backs to him and join with the other Masters to watch Kvlt’s masterpiece. Behind them Tamika, with her hands still bound behind her, scoots towards her father… tears and makeup streaming down her face.

A rope is thrown over the top of the archway and The Brutal, Jaice Wilds and Duncan Aries start to pull on it…

Fley: Behold. Simon Kalis. All he does is win.

It’s then that Kalis comes into view strapped to an inverted cross by barbwire. Barbwire that is pulled so tightly that it has started to cut into the skin. The cross is raised to the very height of the archway and tied off at the turnbuckle. Tiny drops of blood begin to splatter the canvas. Kvlt, unzips his duffel bag and starts to pass out florescent tube bulbs to every Master present.

Fley: All hail you, Kali. All hail you.

Eleven florescent bulbs shatter at once across Kalis’ body. Lucious Starr, takes the remainder of his shattered bulb and smashes it into Simon’s face. Tamika’s cries and rage and sorrow can still be heard over the PA-system. The Masters watch Klvt’s handiwork for another moment and then together they turn and start for the exit.

On his way out, and just because she seems to be in the way, Kvlt smashes the remainder of his florescent

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bulb into Jenny Jersey’s face. The petite ring announcer, who’d been quietly standing in her corner this whole time, watching in horror, goes down like a sack of potatoes as her hands fly up to cover a bloody mess.

Linzi Martin: What the fuck!? What the fuck is going on here!?!

Tamika, starts to contort herself around until she’s able to bring her bound hands forward by getting them under her feet. Torn, she leaves her fathers side to go to Simon’s destroyed body. She tries to pull at the wire encasing Kalis’ body, trying to find a place to start from where she can undo it, but all she manages to do is prick her fingers.

She falls to her knees before him placing them face to face. Only his Order of Chaos eye patch clear against the backdrop of his brutalized face. She reaches up to wipe the blood from his face and then stops… realizing how much glass is embedded in the flesh there. Instead she just cradles his head in her hands. Crying hysterically.

Meghan, one wrist bloody and raw where she’d managed to pull her hand free of the cuff, is just as anxious and unprepared, as she forcefully pulls her father Scott Nash Strader into her own arms. Scott, jerks awake and looks towards Tamika and Simon, painfully turning away before he looks up at Meghan. The microphone attached to his chest is still working.

Scott Nash Strader: My legs… I can’t walk. I can’t get up.

Meghan holds her father close, as Tamika rocks back and forth with Simons head in her hands. Bolt cutters finally made there way out from the back to free everyone else who was cuffed tonight. Masakazu, Emily Corlen, Bubba J, D.L. Slayton and Reece Paxton all rise to their feet and survey the carnage. Emily grabs onto Mas’ shoulder, but Masakazu posses nothing but a cold and dead look in his eyes as he looks down at his father strapped in barbwire to the cross. Anna Mathews moves to enter the ring, but Jeffrey Drake grabs her by the arm and shakes his head. Thunderwolf merely nods in the direction of Masakazu, before turning around to look up at the ramp.

Tamika Strader-Kalis: Wake up Simon. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!

Drake and Matthews turn towards the entrance ramp, as does the rest of the Order of Chaos except Tamika and Meghan. Meghan still holds onto her father. Scott Nash Strader looks up at Simon Kalis, his new son in laws blood dripping down all over Meghan and himself. The Masters disappear, and as they do the two Order of Chaos flags that flank the REBELTron suddenly drop and flutter down. Tamika, what’s left of her dress now stained in Simon’s blood as she holds his head up carefully, for any sign of life. David Slayton kneels down with Meghan and grabs hold of Scott Nash Strader’s free hand, nodding in this moment of clarity. Masakazu kneels down next to Tamika, trying to pull her from Simon. Tamika just looks back, fire and tears and blood in her eyes. Even Anna Mathews gasps from just outside the ring as she beholds The Masters and especially Kvlt Drachens masterpiece. There is no cocky grin from Jeffrey Drake. Not now.

Linzi Martin: Ladies and gentlemen… This is Linzi Martin. Signing off for Birthday Bash 2012… Blood.

Linzi Martin takes a deep breath.

Linzi Martin: Blood in the Sand.

Over the REBELTron, a new banner unfurls as we fade away to one last shot of the crucified Simon Kalis’ lifeless body, with his father in law, legs broken, woefully holding tight to Meghan Nash Strader as he gazes up with everyone else. The cameras point to the REBELTron, and the new banner which has unfurled covering it entirely…

 

Masters of Armageddon logo

…S…U…P…R…E…M…E…

QUICK RESULTS

Jamie Shields defeats Electra, putting his career back on a winning track.
Kvlt Drachen defeats Mackhammer, Gold, Lee and Spades. Mackhammer becomes the new FB Champion.
Anna Mathews defeats Jaice Wilds by drowning him in skittles. Lovely.
Thunderwolf & Jeffrey Drake defeat The Cowgirls from Hell & Grade A Nastyness, becoming the new RPW Tag Team Champions.
Bubba J defeats Emily Corlen and retains the REBEL Pro World Title.

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Aggression 3-26-2012

Honour Bound

Smoke rising from his lips and from the nostrils of his nose, Simon sits quietly at his desk. His back turned to the door, he watches a tape on the television set in his office. It’s a tape of PWA Honour Bound Night Four. A night that changed his life forever.

Simon Kalis: My wife was ripped from my heart. My youngest child was ripped from my arms. Forget the fact Teresa robbed me of my chance to finish off Lisa and win the AoWF World title. That was the least of things.

Kalis points to the television set.

Simon Kalis: You were there to save me. To hold me, and remind me that somewhere inside was the honourable fighter I’d once been. Most of all you came and died with me that night. I never did thank you.

Simon spins his chair around, a cigarette hanging from his mouth, and smiles.

Simon Kalis: I never did say thank you.

Corlen sits opposite him, she smiles and nods.

Emily Corlen: Simon, you don’t need to-

Simon Kalis: But I do. And people, they rag on you a lot. They don’t give you the credit, nor respect, you deserve. I was guilty of that. But when you’ve had time to let the dust settle on your career, and let the memories of the fight fade to the back of your mind… You can’t help but think about all the people I screwed over.

Emily Corlen: I can’t fathom how large that list is.

Kalis smirks.

Simon Kalis: No, you can’t. But today, almost a year after Honour Bound, things have never been better Em. My wife is back to me. My son back in my arms. And for the first time, The Order of best place to buy cialis online Chaos exists… Without me.

Kalis ashes his cigarette, his face wrinkling.

Simon Kalis: This is how I know my career is over. But I have crimes I’ve yet to answer for. To Jacob Figgins. To Riona Langly. To your husband, Johnny. The Apostles of-

Emily Corlen: Do you know something I don’t?

Kalis smiles, soft and warm.

Simon Kalis: No. I haven’t heard the song being sung anywhere, except my dreams where I’m reminded of the terrible things I wrought over the AoWF.

Simon reaches into his desk drawer and produces an enveloped marked to Johnny Chaos. He slides it over to Emily.

Simon Kalis: If I can do one last thing for the baby I created, it is this. To extend a hand to my enemy. It is, after all, what The Order of Chaos was founded on. Two great rivals coming together to become an unstoppable force. It gives me pride to see that, of you and Adrian.

Emily Corlen: Well to be fair, Adrian and I didn’t have the all out war spanning half a decade and multiple federations like you and Ebdon did before The Order was born.

Simon Kalis: That’s true, but times change. Half a decade then is like six months these days. Johnny needs to take his place as a leader of The Order of Chaos if it is to become true to it’s founding. There were three, there must always be three.

Corlen takes the envelope and nods, but, she seems hesitant.

Emily Corlen: Why does this feel like a goodbye? What the hell is going on Aaron?

Simon gulps, putting his cigarette out.

Simon Kalis: When you’ve done this as long as I have Emily, you’ll know. You’ll develop the sense for danger. I fear my time returned is short lived.

Emily Corlen: But we’ve got the Masters crushed in REBEL Pro.

Kalis lights another cigarette, clearly chain smoking.

Simon Kalis: Do we? Or do we merely have an illusion? After all the shit I’ve pulled in my career, I know every trick there is. I fear things may already be out of my control. We wave The Order of Chaos flag next to the REBEL Pro flag, but what does it even mean? Get the letter to Johnny. Be the reasonable voice he needs to hear, and show him where he belongs. With you, with Adrian. With the girls and with Bubba. Even with David.

Simon smirks.

Simon Kalis: Will you do that for me?

Corlen nods.

Emily Corlen: I will, Simon. I will.

Corlen stands up and salutes him. He smiles and rises to his feet, saluting back. She leaves the office as Simon plops back into his chair and we fade to ringside.

REBEL Pro FECAL Beagle Championship Match

Jack Spades versus Bobby Lee©

The bell sounded to start this contest off, but it wasn’t really a legitimate wrestling match. These two men tried their best to have the other man pin him, not the first time Bobby Lee’s been in a match of this type. Jack Spades then began to use his advantage over Bobby Lee, hitting several moves such as a suplex, brain buster, Russian leg sweep, and a piledriver to put Bobby Lee away enough so that Lee could pin him. However, pretty much all it did was make Bobby Lee whimper and scream from the pain of alien probes digging in to his skin or something. Jack, having tried several powerful moves, just looked down at Lee; who promptly kicked him right in the balls. Jack doubled over and Bobby was surprised that his flayling legs managed to connect with something, because it hardly ever does. Bobby Lee then pulled Jack on top of him for a cover, but Spades forced Bobby Lee to raise a shoulder at 2 9/10ths, making him t hink he had actually won. Spades went then on more of an attack, but the screaming, slapping, kicking wildcat known aas Bobby Lee kicked Jack right in the chin; with something that some might call a superkick, but is it so super when its an accident? Either way Jack fell, out cold, on the canvas and Bobby Lee pulled him over for a pin. The count was at 2 9/10ths again when Referee Jimmy Johnson noticed that Spades’ foot had been under the rope the entire time; Bobby Lee was pissed(actually showing emmotion). Lee got up in to the face of Johnson, yelling something about him being a great referee, usually, but he was pinned clean and he freaking know it to be some sort of conspiracy.

Jack rolled Lee up from behind, kicked at the last minute so that his own shoulders were pinned to the mat so that Lee was pinning Spades.

Winner: Bobby Lee 14:41
New Feagle Beagle Champion: Jack Spades

After the match, Jack leaned over the distraught Bobby Lee and shoved the belt in to his face. Lee then began to cry as he ripped out his hair, the greasy mess that it is.

Fuck The Order of Chaos

A camera comes up backstage, where we catch up with Masakazu. He heads to his locker room from the General Manager’s office, getting ready for his match. He gets just outside his door before something comes up from behind him, pinning him to the door.

Masakazu: L… Luce…

The camera backs up a bit, seeing as Lucious keeps Kaz pinned to his door via a pipe to the throat.

Lucious Starr: Shut the fuck up and listen, Kaz. I tried to help you. I attempted to save your ass. Did the thought even cross your mind a few weeks ago when Meghan got the brunt of that MoA attack while you were simply forced to watch?? Shit, out of respect for the Order, I gave you an out, boy. I warned your father to get you out of this, and I fucking saved your ass.

Lucious releases Kaz, the young Kalis landing on a knee beside the Fury. Lucious bends down to face Masa, shaking his head.

Lucious Starr: You wanted this war, Adrian, but you have no idea what the Masters are capable of. I saved your ass, and you repay me by assaulting me?! Let me tell you something, boy. You’ll be lucky if you make it out of TGW with your fucking mobility. I’m giving you one last chance. You can back the hell out now, while you still have the chance, or you can face the consequences of your own poorly advised battle plans.

Masakazu looks up to Lucious, a slight grin. Both men stand, Kaz holding his throat.

Masakazu: Don’t fucking patronize me, Lucious. I’m a grown man with a wife and child; I can handle my own with the likes of you. I wouldn’t have carried out this plan if I wasn’t a hundred and fifty percent certain of that. The Masters may think they’re something because of their reign over the rest of the AoWF, but REBEL isn’t afraid to stand up to you. Hell, the only reason you’re here tonight is because you’re in a damn match. And unless you get real lucky, it’ll be the LAST time you have an excuse to be around.

Lucious chuckles, shaking his head.

Lucious Starr: First off, fuck REBEL Pro. Masters or not, I’m Lucious fucking Starr, and I do what the fuck I want WHENEVER the fuck I want. I trained under your father long enough to learn a few things, and there’s not a team out there to stop me from doing what the hell I want to do.
Second, I’m going to win this tournament with Pohatu by my side. You and Aaron will be seeing a LOT of me in the next few months, so you’d better get used to it.

Masa laughs now, shaking his head.

Masakazu: You’ll have to face me soon enough, Lucy. And when you do, your time in REBEL ends. And for your information, as long as my father runs this show, you and the Masters will never step foot into an Aggression without a match.

Lucious Starr: Then I suppose I… we’ll… just have to take your father out then, won’t we?

Lucious laughs as he starts off, Adrian looking after him. His eyes narrow as he pulls a phone out.

Masakazu: Hey it’s me. Keep an eye out. Lucious might have planted something. Might want to keep a couple other Order members close.

Huntin’ The World Part 3 of 6

The scene slowly resolves in to focus, showing the logo of a college campus, the mascot, in this case, is a wildcat. From behind the camera we hear a gruff voice, that of current Rebel Pro World Champion Bubba J.

“I continue my hunt and tracking of a very illusive person this week. I have been unable to make any type of contact with this individual, but hopes are that he still watches Rebel Pro television; even though it seems to be getting overrun by some sons of bitches calling themselves the MOA.”

He clears his voice, then the sound of a lighter is heard.

“I know me and this guy don’t get along, but I’m willing to put aside my differences with him for the betterment of the company.”

He waits a moment.

“I don’t mean just the company, I mean “THE” company; the best in the Alliance of Wrestling Federations today.”

He waits, probably taking a drag of the cigarette.

“This guy has won multiple matches, wrestled in many different federations, but through it all… he called Rebel Pro home.”

A pause.

“And I know that since Rebel Pro is in need of help, if I can find him, he’ll be ready.”

The camera spins quickly.

“Look at the tits on that chick!”

He seems to be talking over his shoulder.

“Cheerleader tryouts! Damn, we are good… wonder if they’ve heard of me.”

The guy with him laughs.

“Yeah, sure they’ve heard of Bubba J.”

They laugh.

“Wanna go and get a close up?”

{fade}

Jack The Mackhammer versus Jeremy Gold versus Duncan Aries

Jenny Jersey: “Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall and is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! Already in the Ring… The first in this match… Duncan Aries!”

“Born this Way” By Lady Gaga hits the speakers as the crowd gets to their feet, Jeremy Gold walks out in his wrestling attire, he doesn’t look to be very happy to be in this match, let alone in the arena at all. He rolls under the bottom rope and paces around the ring alittle. He looks up to the top of the

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ramp dreading anything and everything that is about to happen next, keeping his distance from Duncan Aries as best as he could.

Jenny Jersey: “and his opponent… From Toronto, Ontario, Canada… He his the Assistant General Manager of Aggression… Jeremy Gold!”

The crowd cheers alittle for the frightened gold, but it doesn’t do much to raise his spirits. Duncan Aries just stares down Jeremy Gold, only switching his attention to the ramp as “Sexy and I know it” By LMFAO hits the speakers!

Jenny Jersey: “And his opponent…”

The song kicks into full gear as from behind the curtain comes a war-crying Jack the Mackhammer! He rushes out to the stage and poses for the fans who don’t really have any clue if he’s a heel or not, but cheer for him anyway.

Jenny Jersey: “From San Diego California.. Jack The Mackhammer!”

Jack rushes down the ramp and runs under the bottom rope, hoping back up almost running head first into Duncan Aries, who stands his ground like a defensive bear, Jack backs up, hands infront of him in a ‘take it easy’ sort of motion, he only backs right up into Jeremy Gold who squeels like a girl and pushes Jack right into Duncan Aries who clothes lines him right to the mat!

DING DING DING!

The match officially starts as Duncan Aries picks Jack up off the matt and tosses him into the turn buckle, he points at Jeremy and over the cat calls and boos we can hear “Stay over there, if you know whats good for you!”, Jeremy curls himself into the smallest ball he can, huddled in the corner. Duncan begins to throw punches at Jack who still hasn’t recovered from the clothes line, a couple rights and lefts to his gut, then one to the face, Jack’s head flies back as Duncan steps back and Jack falls forward.

Duncan rolls over jack with his foot and plants his boot on his chest for the pin, but before the ref can even drop to count, Jack twists Duncan’s foot and trips him up so he falls over, Jack scrambles to his feet and stalks Duncan alittle, who picks himself up to his feet, Jack rushes at him and pulls him into a quick grapple going and pulls him into a hard snap suplex! Duncan gets up from it easily, holding his back just a bit, but Jack goes right back on the attack, this time, sneaking up behind him to grab him from behind for a rough Atomic Drop!

Duncan hops back up holding his mommy/daddy button as the crowd ooo’s! Jack is smirking and giggling to himself, but Duncan spins around to go for a swing but Jack shouts out very loud stopping Duncan in his tacks “WAAAAIT!!!”

Duncan stops and looks confused.
“What’s that up there!” Jack points up and Duncan looks up, Jack smacks him hard across the face, loud enough for it to echo in the arena, Jack giggles alittle as Duncan holds his cheek, Jack pulls him up for another front atomic drop! Duncan grabs himself again and spins around right into a crazy Jeremy Gold who had leapt from his fetal position and pounced on Duncan scratching and punching and slapping at his head, screaming like a scored woman.

Jack backed off as the ref had to go and pull Jeremy Gold off, this gave Jack the chance to rush in and drive his boot right into Duncan Aries head! The ref turned around just as he finished and saw Duncan holding his skull, the ref gave Jack the fifth degree who denied everything of course! Jack pushed the ref out of the way and picked Duncan up, who managed to slither away by poking Jack in the eye! Jack covers the poked eye and cries out in agony, Duncan chuckles and turns around only to meet the hard boot of Jeremy Gold’s Golden Ticket!

Duncan stumbles back as Jack catches him in a grapple and lifts him up high! The crowd counts for five seconds before Duncan is brought down for a hard Mackhammer! The crowd goes crazy as the MOA member gets his beat down, Jack The Mackhammer is all fired up! He points to Jeremy and shouts “GET THE PIN! SPAZ!”

Jeremy’s eyes light up as he stares at Jack, then at Duncan, then back at Jack “You really mean it!”, Jack gives him the thumbs up and Jeremy collapses to the mat, almost in tears! He was finally going to get the respect he deserves, he goes to hook the leg, but before the ref can even get down to count. Jack drives his boot into Jeremy Gold’s skull! The crowd ooo’s and boo’s as Jack picks him up and tosses him over the top rope and out of the ring, all the while Gold bawling his eyes out as he comes crashing down outside the ring!

Jack just smirks and drops down to hook Duncan’s legs.

1!

2!

3!!

DING DING DING!!

Jenny Jersey: “Ladies and Gentlemen.. Here is your win-HEY!”

Jack grabs the microphone from Jenny and get himself right up next to her and smirks.

Jack: “You know, You said my name… sooo… fiiine.. when I came out here… How old are you hunny?”

Jenny just shakes her head and leans into the microphone, and with scorn in her voice, finishes her sentence.

Jenny Jersey: “…Your Winner… Jack the Mackhammer.”

LMFAO’s I’m sexy and I know it, hits the speakers as Jack backs up from Jenny, giving some very sensual pelvic hip thrusts towards jenny, wiggling his package at her as he steps out of the ring. As Jack The Mackhammer makes his way up the ramp, his music suddenly cuts and “Regulator” by CLUTCH hits. Duncan Aries pulls himself to his feet, just as Simon Kalis steps out from behind the curtains. He smiles and shakes Jack’s hand, patting him on the back. Quickly, however, his smile turns to a look of discontent.

Simon Kalis: Duncan Aries. A Master of Armageddon.

Aries scoffs at Simon, shaking his head.

Simon Kalis: I told you there’d be consequences if you lost this match, Duncan. Maybe we can work something out again in the future, but for now? You’re fired.

The crowd erupts into cheers, Duncan can’t believe it. Simon just waves goodbye and heads backstage once again. Gold, tears streaming down his face, quickly pursues Simon.

Who’s the Shadow Man?!

Another grainy shot of someone sitting in an office, or at least a room with office type stuff in it. The shot is not even poor quality, its worse than that.

“Yes, the door is still open here.”

A low sound of mocking laughter comes from the shadow man.

“No, he won’t be a problem at all.”

The shadow waits.

“Look forward to seeing what you’ve got in store.”

The shadow laughs again.

“Until then, have fun and may your reign of destruction begin.”

Two Generals, One Apocalypse

We open up backstage on the Nature locker room, where the duo prepare for their match. A knock at the door, and in walks Simon Kalis. Starr raises an eyebrow, Pohatu looking between the two and then gets to his feet, motioning the washing of his hands as he exits the room. Kalis steps up to Lucious, who shrugs before turning back to his locker.

Simon Kalis: So where are they, Lucious?

Lucious turns to Simon, shaking his head.

Lucious Starr: Aren’t you a year late on that? I gave those back…

Simon Kalis: You know what I mean, Lucious. You voiced a plausible threat to Adrian. I want to know where they are.

Lucious Starr: Even if Fley and I had made some plans for tonight, you really think I’d reveal such plans to you?

Simon has had enough, pinning Lucious to the locker with his elbow. Lucious grins, shaking his head.

Simon Kalis: The Masters have been banned from any and all REBEL shows, save scheduled matches. I’ve made sure that only a select number of the Masters have matches in one specific show. Now I know of only two people on this earth with the funds and motive to work my security against me, and Corey has retired from the profession.

Lucious laughs a bit, but is cut off as Simon puts more pressure on his elbow. Lucious holds his arms out, Kalis releasing him. Starr shakes it off, looking at Kalis.

Lucious Starr: Fuck you, Aaron. This whole anti-Masters regime is a failure. You want the truth? Fine, you called my fucking bluff. The Masters haven’t got a damn thing planned for tonight or any other night. We’re perfectly happy taking the RP3T and letting you have what’s left of this back water shithole. Now why don’t you take your Armani suit and your platinum wristwatch and that nifty little gold-plated desert eagle I’m sure you have tucked away on your person and shuffle your ass back to your desk, where you fucking belong?

Kalis and Starr stare each other down, neither one willing to back down. Morris comes out of the bathroom, seeing the confrontation and runs back in, slamming the door. Kalis backs off just a step, taking a quick breath.

Simon Kalis: I’ve made you my bitch before, Starr. Don’t think I won’t do it again.

Kalis starts off, opening the door. He stops as Starr calls after him.

Lucious Starr: Your plan failed once, Kalis. It will fail again.

Kalis turns back, an eyebrow raised.

Simon Kalis: My plans have never failed.

Lucious Starr: Funny. Adrian insists that you tried to make me your patsy. And yet it was YOU who eventually failed the Order. Sounds like a failed plan to me.

Simon Kalis: Say what you will to rationalize your sorrows. We both know I never lose.

Lucious Starr: Right. Bet Vanessa would beg to differ.

Kalis stops cold, his eyes widening. He turns back, Lucious with a sick grin on his face. Kalis steps up, slapping him across the face.

Simon Kalis: That was too far, Lucious, and you know it. My wife is off limits.

Lucious Starr: Really? Cause it seems to me that Tamika is taking over that role… Would Vanessa appreciate you taking up a replacement? A much younger, though probably far more experienced replacement?

Simon again goes to slap Lucious, but Starr catches him by the wrist. He leans in, still grinning.

Lucious Starr: You wanted a war. You chose your adversary, knowing what he knew. You bring this on yourself.

Lucious releases Kalis, Simon taking in a deep breath through his nose.

Simon Kalis: It is you who forgets his adversary, not me Beta.

He takes a moment, walking off. He bumps into Pohatu, and stops Pohatu by putting his hand on Pohatu’s chest.

Simon Kalis: If you’re a friend of Starr’s, you’re an enemy of ours. Remember that.

Kalis scoffs and walks off. Pohatu comes back into the locker room, shaking his head.

Pohatu: Just a reminder, Lucy. I’ve got your back in the tournament, but that’s it.

Lucious Starr: I know, I know. Your hands are clean of MoA business. I got it.

Pohatu: Alright. Now, let’s go. We’re up in two minutes and it’ll take three to get through the halls.

Morris peeks out of the bathroom, joining the duo as they make their way to the ring.

RP3T Round 2

Nature versus The Cowgirls from Hell versus Sticks ‘N’ Stones

We come back from commercial to find that all teams have entered in to this match, the fans still buzzing from the Cowgirls’ entrance, as their music dies away.

Ding Ding

Stone and Meghan started off this match with a collar and elbow, Matt quickly with the advantage, that is until Meghan trips him up, allowing his throat to come across the top rope. Stone holds at his throat, Meghan with an inverted DDT takes him down; she covers quickly.
One…

Two…

Lucious Starr is in there quickly breaking up the pin and as though it was a crack in the damn… here comes everyone else.

Larry Gordon: And the flood gates have opened!

Linzi Martin: It is Rebel Pro, but I’m not sure even we can keep up with this action.

Pohatu leaps on to Starr’s back, using the platform to launch himself with a scissorskick to send Tamika down to the canvas. Starr rushes after Marvin Wood, who barely ducks under the clothesline catching the arm and bringing Lucious down with an arm drag. Pohatu springs from the middle rope, leg drop across Marvin’s neck breaks the submission he was trying to apply. Starr is up to his feet, whipping Pohatu in to the ropes, giving his partner momentum to leap up with another scissorskick that takes out Meghan Nash Strader. MNS rolls under the ropes, to the outside, as Matt Stone pulls himself up to his feet. Starr barrels in to him with a shoulderblock, lifting him up and down to deliver a stunning spinebuster. The team of Nature(Pohatu and Lucious Starr) are standing tall in this one.

Larry Gordon: I don’t like Lucious Starr.

Linzi Martin: But you’ve got to admit.

Larry Gordon: I’ve got to admit nothing, I just don’t like him.

Tamika begins to pull herself up, behind Starr; hatred clearly visible in her eyes. Starr wheels around, eating a boot to the mouth from Tamika that knocks him in to the ropes. Starr bounces off the ropes as Tamika grabs on to Pohatu, swinging herself around kicking Starr in the jaw(sending him over the top) and then bringing Pohatu down with a tornado DDT. Tamika up quickly pulling Pohatu with her, locking him up for a snap suplex, delivering picture perfectly as Meghan dives off the top turnbuckle with a front flip leg drop. But here comes Marvin Wood, but the Cowgirls are ready for him. Marvin seems to back off, not wanting any of them both.

Larry Gordon: Marvin… backing away.

Linzi Martin: It appears so, but why?

The answer is revealed as Stone levels them both with a steel chair shot to the head; both going down. Tamika lands on the ropes, drapped there like a piece of clothing.
Larry Gordon: That is why, look at that smile on Stone’s face.

Linzi Martin: Not to mention that one on Wood’s face.
Wood makes a cover.

One…

Two…

Starr pulls Wood out of the ring and off the cover, leveling rights and lefts in to his face. Starr is backing up the former Victory Champ, until Stone drops the chair on his head, catching his attention. Starr looks up, but Wood is right there with a knee in to his ribs. Starr stumbles and right in to the path of Stone’s baseball slide in to his face. Starr slams heavily into the barricade, and Stone completes the combo with a spinning knee right in to his face. Starr is out of commission for a bit, but Pohatu isn’t as he flies off the apron with a shoulder block that sends the rising Stone in to his partner Wood; both hitting the barricade hard. Stone rolls off Wood, but Pohatu is there with a knee to his head, Stone blocks it. Starr is starting to get up as Wood aims a boot for Pohatu’s ribs. Starr catches the foot.

Larry Gordon: Both of these teams are fighting, letting the Cowgirls rest.

Linzi Martin: That is not a smart move.

Wood with an enzeguri, but Starr ducks under, delivering a bulldog to Wood that takes him out for the moment. Starr rolls up to his feet, eating a plancha from Meghan for his troubles. Starr’s head makes very solid contact with the floor as Meghan rolls through and up to her feet. Without missing a beat, Meghan is on the railing, leaping off with a bicycle type of kick to Pohatu.

Larry Gordon: Look at her agility!

Linzi Martin: Bet Simon knows if Tamika is as agile.

Pohatu catches her, driving her onto the railing and Meghan screams out in a sharp bit of pain(more like a yelp of surprise, though it would hurt like hell). Pohatu rolls up to his feet, Matt Stone spinning Pohatu around, kicking him in the gut, and delivering a sunset flip powerbomb onto the forgotten steel chair.

Larry Gordon: I had forgotten about that chair!

Linzi Martin: Pohatu won’t.

Back in the ring, Tamika and Wood are exchanging rights and lefts, along with a few wrestling holds. Wood with a hammerlock, but Tamika will quickly reverse it in to one of her own. Wood with a reversal in to one of his own, then a headlock, then he spins around but Tamika lifts him up with a belly to belly. Wood lands on his feet, spinning around with a shin to her face, but alters it at the last second, going for her ribs. Tamika grabs the shin, going with the kick, then completing some sort of Dragon screw Legwhip that sends Wood down on the female version of viagra canvas.

Larry Gordon: This is getting intense, everyone in this match is completely battered.

Linzi Martin: Mmmm tell me about it.

Stone is on the apron and hops into the ring! C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER ON TAMIKA NASH STRADER!!! Matt Stone rolls Tamika over, but in comes Pohatu and Starr! Pohatu tackles Stone to the ground, and begins wailing on him in a desperate attempt to keep him away from the downed Strader. Pohatu and Stone roll out of the ring and on the outside of the ring Stone locks in a camel clutch on Pohatu. Starr stalks Marvin Wood as Wood gets to his feet, he rushes at Wood but Wood instinctively dodges him. Wood goes at Starr, IMPERFECT TENSE!!!! Wood covers!

1!

Meghan with a chair smashes it over the back of Pohatu’s head on her way into the ring.

2!!

Meghan slides into the ring and jumps to her feet, Tamika is up too now.

3!!!!!

NO!!! MEGHAN WITH A CHAIR SHOT ON THE BACK OF WOOD’S HEAD BREAKS THE 3 COUNT!!! Meghan continues to crack the chair repeatedly against Wood’s face, he puts his arms up for what little protection they’ll offer. Matt Stone is on the ring apron, but Tamika dives through the middle ropes and spears him off the apron, through the barricade and right into front row. Meghan turns to face Pohatu and begs him to bring it, but she doesn’t see Lucious Starr back up.

Linzi Martin: BEHIND YOU MEGHAN!

HADES FLAME ON MEGHAN NASH STRADER!!!! STARR COVERS! POHATU COVERS ON TOP OF THEM BOTH!

1!

Tamika grabs a beer bottle from a fan and smashes it over Stone’s face, cutting his face open. Stone at the same time knees her in the gut, wrapping his arms around her neck and head and his legs around her waist.

2!!

Marvin Wood pulls himself to his feet.

3!!!!!!!!

NO!!! WOOD WITH A MASSIVE LEG DROP BREAKS THE COUNT!

Larry Gordon: This match is going to give me my heart problems back.

Linzi Martin: Hold on tight, Larry!

Wood is up again but so is Starr. Pohatu takes a moment to regain his composure as Starr and Wood lock horns. Starr whips Wood into the ropes and goes after him but Wood grabs Starr and snap suplexes him over the top rope, both men tumbling to the outside of the ring. Pohatu goes to check on Starr, but he doesn’t see Meghan getting up behind him. She spins him around, kicks him in the gut… MY FRIEND OF MISERY ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!! POHATU IS DOWN! Meghan COVERS!

1!

Stone throws Tamika off of himself. Starr is trying to get up but Wood grabs him and hit’s a spinning neck breaker.

2!!

Stone slides into the ring, but Tamika lunges after him and grabs onto his ankles and pulls him right back out. Wood slides into the ring.

3!!!

Wood drops an elbow onto the back of Meghans head, but it’s too late!

DING DING DING

Jenny Jersey: The winners of this match and advancing to the finals of RP3T… Meghan & Tamika Nash Strader… THE COWGIRLS FROM HELL!!!

Meghan rolls out of the ring and picks up Tamika, and the Girls head quickly backstage. Starr looks up as if ready to give chase, but sees the futility in it. Wood joins Stone as they begin heading away. Pohatu is up now, and shakes his head as he looks out to Starr. Pohatu is too late to warn Starr, as Masakazu pops right out of the crowd and hops up onto the barricade and then springboards himself off and hit’s a super kick onto the back of Starr’s head. Starr goes flying into the ring post, and Masakazu begins stomping down on him. Pohatu looks ready to help Starr but Masakazu shakes his head.

Masakazu: This has nothing to do with you.

Masakazu is heard saying by a nearby camera, but Starr quickly low blows Mas and then gets to his feet. Mas clutches his balls, and Starr takes down the young Kalis with a Russian Leg Sweep. Starr gets to his feet and looks up to see Pohatu leaving the ringside area. Starr begins heading back up the ramp, but Masakazu gives him chase. Masakazu from behind leaps into the air and hit’s a face buster to Starr, smashing his face against the ramp. Masakazu lifts Starr up by his long hair and throws him forward to the top of the entrance ramp. Starr with a stiff right into Masakazu’s gut, and then a spinning neck breaker for his trouble.

Linzi Martin: Two Generals battling it out!

Larry Gordon: Starr is no general, not anymore.

Starr pounds Masakazu’s face against the entrance ramp, but Masakazu elbows him in the face. He follows it up with a European uppercut for good measure. Masakazu kicks Starr in the gut grabs onto him and lifts…

Linzi Martin: Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

Masakazu drops back, off the stage and all the way down through sound equipment and tables with the MASADRIVER!!! Masakazu winces in pain as he rolls off Starr in the debris. Starr isn’t moving at all, and Masakazu pulls himself to his feet and without saying a word limps his way back.

Larry Gordon: Adrian should’ve thought that through more, he’s got a match coming up.

Linzi Martin: Starr should’ve reconsidered threatening The Order here in REBEL Pro.

Huntin’ The World Part 4 of 6

A throat clears as the camera dissolves from blackness to a scene in Durham, NC. The establishment is one that has been seen on Rebel Pro television before, it is that of Hardcore Drinking. Bubba J stands near the camera, the establishment behind him.

“I come to you today, not on the hunt exactly, but still on the hunt full force.”

He lights up a cigarette, glaring at the person holding the camera.

“I don’t care if kids watch this, I smoke and this is me; if they don’t like it then they can kiss my ass.”

The guy obviously shuts up.

“But I’m giving a call out to this individual. I’ve called you, I’ve sent you text messeges, I’ve left voicemails, and I’ve even went by your old apartment.”

He shakes his head.
“All to no avail. I know that you are out there. I know that you probably don’t want to return, that you want to spend time with your family and all… I respect that actually.”

He looks deeply in to the camera.
“But Rebel Pro needs you man, the fans here need you, the fate of Rebel Pro… may lay in your hands.”

He continues staring.
“You love this place, being here from one of the very first shows, back before Gordon, back before Aggression, back before that bitch Rex Caliber ran this company… you were here.”

He shakes his head.

“But where in the fuck did you go man? Do you want Rebel Pro to fall? Do you want to see it disappear? Do you want to see all that you, me, and so many others have built… dissolve in to nothing more than an internet archive?”
He looks at the ember on the cigarette then back to the camera.

“I am not going to beg, but I just want you to know that if Rebel Pro fails… all of our blood… is on your hands.”

{sharp cut}

RP3T Round 2

The Sovereign vs. Thunderwolf & Jeffrey Drake versus Hardcore Snowfall

As we fade to ringside, we find all six competitors are in the ring. There’s a certain intensity in everyone’s eyes as “Confrontation” by Damien Marley plays in lieu of any entrance music.

DING DING

Jenny Jersey: The following match is scheduled for one fall. The winning team will advance to the RP3T FINALS! In this corner, it is my pleasure to present the team of Mr. Hardcore and Scottie “The Panther” Snow… HARDCORE SNOWFAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!

The crowd gives Snow and Hardcore a sizeable cheer, both men wave to the fans.

Jenny Jersey: In the opposite corner, these AoWF main stays need no introduction… ThunderWOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF and Jeffrey DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

There’s a good cheer for them as well, though they don’t bother waving to the fans.

Jenny Jersey: And finally, in that corner… The team of Teresa Quaranta and Masakazu… THE SOVEREIGN!!!!

Masakazu, in a black on white Batman t-shirt blows bubbles towards Drake and Wolf as Teresa ignores the mixed reaction of boos and cheers they receive.

Linzi Martin: Oh my god… HERE WE GO LARRY!

DING DING DING

Drake looks to Masakazu with a “Cocky Grin”, which causes Masakazu to drop to his knees and clutch his chest wincing in pain. Drake approaches him as Thunderwolf quickly takes hold of Scottie Snow and suplexes him into the corner turnbuckle. Teresa Quaranta with a flying elbow on Mr. Hardcore sends him crashing into another turnbuckle. Drake and Masakazu seem to be exchanging words as Drake approaches Masakazu. Masakazu goes for a low blow, Drake side steps it enough where Mas only hit’s the inside of his thigh. Masakazu throws himself back, rolling onto is shoulders, neck, and then flipping backwards and getting to his feet. Adrian Kalis bounces off the ropes and lunges at Drake, who quickly manages to counter with a wonderfully executed spine buster.

Larry Gordon: The Fatal Charm versus The General! This is HUGE!

Masakazu rolls and gets to his feet, flicking his nose as he begins to sway back and forth for another go at Jeffrey Drake.

Linzi Martin: YEAH!

Teresa Quaranta puts her boot to Mr. Hardcore’s throat, pressing the heel against his throat. Thunderwolf whips Scottie Snow into the ropes, and then clotheslines him over the top rope. It’s damn near disgusting as Scottie Snow spews vomit all over the ring apron and into a few fans in front row, clearly still feeling a bit under the weather from earlier in the week. Thunderwolf observes in disgust, before turning around and meeting a spinning heel kick from Teresa Quaranta. Mr. Hardcore slides out of the ring to check on Scottie Snow, as Masakazu unleashes a quick fury of thrust kicks towards Drake. Drake side steps each kick and then grapples with Masakazu. A power struggle ensues, and Masakazu realizes he won’t overpower the bigger Drake. Mas lifts his knees into Drake’s chest repeatedly until the grapple is released. He then hops up onto Drake, climbing Drake via his own legs and drives his knees into Drake’s face, taking him down to the canvas. Masakazu quickly reaches back and pulls up a leg.

1!

KICK OUT!

Larry Gordon: There was no way.

Linzi Martin: He might be trying to play a psychological game.

Mas rolls off of Drake. Thunderwolf with a Russian Leg Sweep on Teresa Quaranta takes her down, but from her back she throws up one of those long legs and kicks him square in the face. Thunderwolf stumbles back and Teresa pulls herself to her feet. With a single chop to Thunderwolf’s chest, the whole arena can hear the impact.

Linzi Martin: It’s been a while since REBEL Pro has been back to the Aggression Arena here in Durham, and these fans are really getting a taste of world class athletics.

Mr. Hardcore helps Scottie Snow wipe the rest of the puke off himself with a fans t-shirt.

Larry Gordon: Mostly.

Teresa kicks, and elbows, and chops Thunderwolf repeatedly and in quick succession. Drake with a tornado DDT on Masakazu has Mas’ eyes rolling around in his head. Drake lifts Mas up and has him in a collar-elbow tie up, before turning it into an armbar. Masakazu twists himself around and puts Drake into a wristlock before sending another stiff knee right into Drake’s face by jumping up. Thunderwolf lifts a boot up as Teresa rushes him in the corner, cracking her across the face hard. She spins around and holds her bottom lip before quickly turning back to face Thunderwolf. Kelser is up on the middle turnbuckle and comes down onto Teresa with a double axe handle smash, sending the AoWF and Victory World Champion to the canvas hard. Masakazu quickly ties up Drake’s arms, but Drake counters and goes for the Hero’s Suplex!!! But Masakazu pulls himself back down and reverses it, going for a vertical suplex of his own BUUUUT Drake reverses it! Drake goes right back for the Hero’s Suplex but Masakazu reverses it and this time locks Drake’s arms up, spins quickly placing Drake’s head beneath him and drops! ORDER AND CHAOS! Thunderwolf with a lariat on Teresa Quaranta misses, and she tosses him out of the ring but Thunderwolf grabs onto her hair and pulls her out of the ring with him awkwardly. Masakazu quickly drops onto Drake and covers!

1!

Mr. Hardcore grabs the ring bell and slides into the ring.

2!!

Mr. Hardcore drops the ring bell right onto the back of Masakazu’s head and Masakazu immediately rolls off of Drake in pain, bleeding from the back of his head. Mr. Hardcore picks the bell up again and drops it on Drake, but Drake moves out of the way in time to avoid the heavy chunk of metal falling onto his beautifully purrty face. Drake is up and grabs Mr. Hardcore, HERO’S SUPLEX EASILY CONNECTS! Drake with the cover!

1!

2!!

Masakazu with an elbow drop right onto Drake breaks up the count. Teresa Quaranta and Thunderwolf are in a grapple fest on the outside of the ring. She whips him into the announcers table hard, but Thunderwolf with an elbow into her gut then smashes her face against one of the TV screens. Teresa grabs onto Thunderwolf and goes for an implant DDT, but Thunderwolf reverses it, lifts and then chucks Teresa Quaranta into the steel steps by the ring. He rushes at her and she toe drags his ass right into those same steel steps, Thunderwolf hitting them face first. Teresa gets to her feet and then lifts up the top half of the steel steps and brings it over her head. She slams it down but Thunderwolf instinctively rolls out of the way. Scottie Snow calmly observes it all, clutching his stomach and trying not to hack anything else up.

Linzi Martin: Snow doesn’t seem to be feeling too well there.

Larry Gordon: Yes I wonder why he even showed up.

Drake clotheslines Masakazu over the top rope and Mr. Hardcore picks the bell up again and goes to hit Drake but misses. Drake scoops up Hardcore and slams him down with a Firemans Carry. The boos suddenly ring out through the arena as Masakazu gets to his feet, and we see Lucious Starr with lead pipe in hand walking down the entrance ramp. Masakazu looks back into the ring at Drake, and Drake looks back at Masakazu and gives him a simple nod. Masakazu seems ready to rush towards Starr but instead quickly spins around, hops the apron and sprinboards himself into the ring with a cross body splash on Jeffrey Drake. Masakazu gets up just in time as Starr makes his way into the ring. Drake gets to his feet. Teresa Quaranta and Thunderwolf slug it out outside of the ring, before they both end up on top of the announcers table.

Linzi Martin: Don’t you wish Teresa wore a squirt to matches?

Larry Gordon: OH my, excuse me!

Teresa Quaranta goes for a vertical suplex on Thunderwolf, but as she drops his caves her head in with his and both of them go head first through the announcers table!!! Scottie Snow slides into the ring and then lays there, clutching his tummy, and Mr. Hardcore checks on him. Masakazu eyes Starr. Drake eyes Mas. Starr eyes Mas, Mas eyes Drake. Drake eyes Starr, and so on and so forth. Starr swings with the lead pipe, Masakazu ducks, the swing goes all the way around but Drake steps back and leans back to avoid it.

Linzi Martin: A Master, A Charm and an… Order guy! In the ring! Larry?!

Larry Gordon: OH MY!

Starr swings wildly with the lead pipe! He cracks Mas across the face! Then Drake! But then Mas throws himself shoulder first into Starr’s legs. Starr flies forward, Drake grabs his neck and DDT’s his bitch ass into the ring bell. Mas and Drake get up and then lift Starr to his feet, whipping him into the ropes. Both Masakazu and Jeffrey Drake double dropkick Starr out of the ring. They both get up and seem quite pleased with themselves, that is right until Drake grabs Mas and then hit’s a Fishermans Suplex on Masakazu. Masakazu goes to get up but Starr grabs him by the legs and pulls him out of the ring. Scottie Snow stumbles to his feet, and this is when Drake notices Hardcore Snowfall huddled together. Teresa and Thunderwolf show signs of movement as they pull themselves out of the debris. Drake locks eyes with Scottie Snow. Snow locks eyes with The Fatal Charm. Drake tilts his head, and offers Snow a cocky grin. The Panther falls to his knees, pukes, and begins TAPPING OUT! Drake’s eyes widen. The referee sees this, and calls for the bell.

DING DING DING

Larry Gordon: Oh my!

Linzi Martin: FUCK!

Masakazu stands up, even Starr stops and looks confused. Snow rolls away from his puke and sighs. Mr. Hardcore drops to his knees and holds his head in disbelief.

Jenny Jersey: The winners of this match via submission, Jeffrey Drake AND THUNDERWOLF!!!

Starr immediately high tails it the hell out of there, laughing all the way up the ramp. Thunderwolf is laughing too, and Teresa just looks at Masakazu with pure bewilderment. All Masakazu can do is shrug in disbelief himself.

Larry Gordon: First the cakes, now this?

Linzi Martin: This isn’t the first time Drake won a match by grinning at an opponent.

Larry Gordon: And just when things were picking up…

The Wild Card

Gordon makes it to Simon Kalis’ office, and enters without knocking.

Larry Gordon: Simon!

Kalis stands right to his feet, all smiles.

Simon Kalis: Larry!

They shake hands, and then Simon motions Gordon to take a seat.

Simon Kalis: What brings you from the announcers table all the way here?

Larry Gordon: Well, as you know, both Kvlt and Violet were unable to make it to the arena.

Kalis sighs and nods.

Simon Kalis: I think they’re both on the No Fly List. Gonna have to fix that. At least for Drachen.

He laughs.

Simon Kalis: Why do you ask?

Larry Gordon: That leaves Anna without an opponent, and I’m sure you don’t want it becoming another Lisa Seldon situation.

Simon Kalis: You got an idea?

Larry Gordon: Jaice Wilds.

Simon laughs, slapping his knee. After a moment, however…

Simon Kalis: You’re serious, aren’t you?

Larry Gordon: Yes. Ignoring the fact he is with The Masters, you can’t deny he’s got talent and you yourself saved him from being deported a few months ago.

Kalis’ goofy look quickly changes to a much more sombre squint of the eyes.

Simon Kalis: Why? Why Jaice?

Larry Gordon: There’s rumours Simon, rumours of how you are stacking the deck against The Masters in REBEL Pro.

Simon Kalis: If they’re just rumours people are clearly not paying attention.

Larry Gordon: Trust me. I’m asking this as a favour.

Kalis taps his desk and then nods.

Simon Kalis: It’s done.

Gordon, with a smile and a nod, gets up to head back to ringside.

Simon Kalis: Larry… Wait.

Gordon turns around.

Larry Gordon: Yes?

Simon lowers his head, concern wrinkling his face.

Simon Kalis: Nothing.

Gordon shrugs and walks out.

Simon Kalis: Hmph.

REBEL Pro World Tag Team Championship Match/RP3T Round 2

Might & Magic vs. Grade A Nastiness vs. C3 ©

Jenny Jersey: “Ladies and Gentlemen this next bout is a Triple Threat Tag Team and is for the Rebel Pro… Tag Team TITLES!!”

The crowd cheers in responses to Jenny, as soon as he finishes Tool’s Sober hits the speakers, the crowd has a mix of jeers and cheers as Moke Doshky and The Dragon walk out from behind the curtain together, they stare down at the ring and make their way down the ramp.

Jenny Jersey: “Making their way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of six hundred and fifty pounds… Moke Doshky and The Dragon! They Are MIGHT AND MAGIC!”

They stop at the end of the ramp and stare out into the audience before making their way to the ring, the constant mix of jeers and cheers continues on as they make it between the ropes and into the squared circle, “Sober” fades away from the speakers as they wander off to a corner, and talk strategy.

Jenny Jersey: “And their opponents…”

Motley Crue’s “Wild Side” hits the speakers, the crowd is on their feet, they haven’t heard this music before, the song plays for a bit before Vince’s vocals kick in, and running out from the curtain comes “Grade A” Alex Wilkie and “Big Nasty” Mark McNasty! The crowd goes crazy as they take seperate positions at the each end of the stage, Posing to the crowd for those with flash photography.

Jenny Jersey: “Weighing in at a combined weight of 515 pounds! Hailing from Atlanta Georgia… he is Mark McNasty! And now residing from Toronto, Ontario Canads! Alex Wilkie!… They are! GRADE A NASTYNESS!”

The two of them run down the ramp and slide under the bottom rope, each going to different turnbuckles again, posing for the rebel pro fans who were about to get a show.

” E.T. ” By Katy Perry featuring Kanye West hits up and out step the team of C3. The REBEL PRO Tag Team Champions proceed to the ring
Jenny Jersey: Making their way to the ring, residing in Los Angeles, California. She is Emily Corlen. He hails from Edmonton, Alberta. At a combined weight of 405 pounds…….THE CORLEN CASE CONNECTION!!!!
The duo enter the ring as their manager The Wiz stands in their corner on the outside of the ring.
All three teams meet in the ring as the ref goes over the rules with them, C3 reluctantly hands over their tag titles, he shows them to GAN, then to M&M… both teams nod and he holds them up in the air, he then goes off to the side to hand them to Jenny Jersey, he makes sure all three times are in their corners, McNasty and Wilkie in the top right, Corlen and Case in the bottom left and Might and Magic in the top left.

The ref calls for the bell!

DING DING DING!!

The match is on its way, McNasty, Case and Dragon all in the ring first, They size each other up for a moment before Case calls for a game of mercy between the three of them, Dragon looks over to McNasty then puts his hands up, McNasty follows in suit, but just as they are all about to lock fingers, McNasty and Dragon both drive their boots into Case’s gut! Then pull him into a swift double suplex! Already team work from two who aren’t even on the same team, however, before they can even capitalize, Dragon goes for the grapple on McNasty forcing him into the top left corner where Doshky was, he pulls his hands back to show he wasn’t about to do anything before Dragon begins to drive his fists into the gut of McNasty, the crowd counts out but before Dragon can even get to six the ref comes over to pull him away, Doshky takes the advantage to use the tag rope to choke out McNasty!

The ref turns around to see Doshky choking McNasty and Moke quickly pulls away, again the ref is turned, Case quickly dives under Dragon and rolls him up with a school boy! The ref turns around and dives in to count!

1!

2!

The count is stopped as McNasty drop kicks Case right to his head, sending him off of Dragon! Sliding Case into the unoccupied corner! This time McNasty goes to pin Dragon!

1!

Dragon kicks out and rolls out of the way, now all three men are up, Case staggering to his feet, shaking his head from the drop kick! McNasty stares down the two men, while Case and Dragon repay in kind. McNasty quicky rushes the dragon and whips him into the GAN corner! Case takes this distraction to his advantage and goes to lock up with McNasty from behind! McNasty spins around and pushes case right into the Dragon! Case staggers back and McNasty catches him into a sickening reverse DDT!

McNasty gets back up to his feet and high fives his partner, Alex Wilkie, into the match, McNasty whispers something into Wilkies ear and they both grin, Wilkie grabs McNasty by the arm and whips him towards the Dragon! McNasty leaps into the air and hits Dragon with a hard Stinger Splash! Grade A Nastyness is all fired up as Dragon staggers forward into a hard Northern Lights Suplex from Wilkie!!

The Crowd is electric as Wilkie lets out a mighty war-cry! Rushing around the ring! He doesn’t realize that Case had made the Tag and Corlen is unleashed into the ring! Smashing into Wilkie with a hard clothes then! Then McNasty with another! Then Moke as he rushes into to save his partner! Corlen is just as fired up as she stalks Wilkie, Wilkie, getting to his feet he turns around just as Corlen lifts up her leg for the Skullcracker chick kick! Wilkie ducks under it, Corlen misses by an inch and spins around, only into Moke’s arms who lifts her up and drops her for a hard Spinebuster!

The ref pushes Moke back into his corner as no tag was made, as Wilkie quickly rushes to his feet, the Dragon slowly inching to Moke, and Corlen laying on her back in the middle of the ring. Wilkie points that out to McNasty and they both laugh, Wilkie goes for a lax pin against Corlen.

1!

Kick out!

Corlen literally pushes Wilkie off and rolls out of the way! Neither of them noticing Dragon who’s slowly is just about to Moke, but so he becomes so far away as Corlen and Wilkie pull him back to the middle by his legs! He counters though and flips around onto his back, booting both Corlen and Wilkie off! He scrambles up to his feet and slaps the had of Moke, who charges in through the ropes and runs right for the two other members. Corlen and Wilkie, astonishling on the same page, both lift the extremely heavy Moke up for a flapjack! Guillotining him on the top rope! Both of them look on at their handy work before they lock up in the center of the ring!

Corlen goes for a side headlock, but Wilkie counters and pushes her into the ropes, she runs back and Wilkie dives under her, she bounces off the opposing ropes and wilkie leap frogs over her again, she stops just before she hits the ropes and turns around, this time ducking herself under a clothesline from Wilkie! Corlen, with her back to Wilkie’s, quickly hooks her arms around his head and pulls him down for a hard neckbreaker!! She capitalizes and goes for a pin!

1!

2!

Kick out!!

Wilkie rolls out of the way and gets to his feet, Corlen gets to hers aswell and leaps into action, this time going for another side headlock! She pulls hard on the lock but Wilkie reverses and pulls her over for a modified back-suplex! He rolls out of the headlock and goes for a pin, but before the count can even be made, Moke breaks it up with a double Axe handle to the back of Wilkie!

Moke easily scoops Wilkie up into a cradle before lifting him onto his shoulders, he walks around the ring, showing off his strength before he lifts Wilkie into a military free press! He lets out a mighty roar and turns around, Right into The Skullcracker of Emily Corlen! She just about falls over from stretching her leg that high, but succeeds in knocking out Moke, sending Wilkie falling right to the floor!!

Corlen goes for the pin on Moke!

1!

2!

Dragon slips down and puts Moke’s foot on the rope, the ref doesn’t catch him doing it, but catches Moke’s foot and calls off the pin, Corlen sees this and lets out buy soft viagra a disgusted groan, she picks herself up though and walks over to Case, slapping his head to let the fresher man in.

Case smirk over to McNasty and flips him the bird before he picks Wilkie up and drives a knee right into his gut! He grabs wilkies arms and sets him up for his “Just 2 talented”, but as he lifts him up, Wilkie shifts his weight, Case having a hard time lifting him, he backs up and drives his knee into his gut again, but the same result, Case just can’t lift the kick and yelling Wilkie! He finally goes for broke and lifts again, this time however Wilkie lifts Case up and flips him over and onto his back, Wilkie then staggers forward to slap the hand of McNasty! Who rushes at Case almost immediatly, driving his hard boot into the skull of case one more time! McNasty looks down at case and shrugs, looking over to make sure Moke was out he runs over to the top turnbuckle and climbs up, he signals for the end, using his Malicious Intent! But just as he’s about to jump, Corlen shakes the ropes his on and he falls down hard, canning himself, Wilkie lets out an audible cry for his fallen comrade, who had tumbled down the ropes and into the ring, holding his parts.

Corlen just laughs and makes a raspberry noise to Wilkie, three men down in the ring, three of them on the side, fresh and waiting for the tag, Moke was already up on his hands and knees on his way to the ring side, Case, furthest away, was almost making the long journey, McNasty however was not stirring, laying on his side in the fetal position.

Moke quickly makes the tag and The Dragon rushes in! He wastes no time and pulls Case, up his arm still stretched out to Corlen, he pulls him into a Sleeper hold and then with no showboating drops him with a hard sleeper-hold slam! Dragon hooks both the legs of Case!

1!

2!

Kick out!

Case kicks out and Dragon whines about a slow count, however again, he wastes no time, he gets up to his feet and pulls Case up, but this time Case counters into a small package!

1!

2!

Dragon kicks out!

Case gets to his feet, fired up now, the two kicks to the head not phasing him, he grabs Dragon by what hair he had and into the butterfly suplex hold! He lets out a yell as he drops him back down with the “Just 2 talented!” he hooks both of dragons legs!

1!

2!!

Wilkie breaks up the count with a hard Baseball slide! Corlen rushes into the match to stop Wilkie, the ref pushes himself between them, McNasty meets Corlen from behind with a low blow! She didn’t have parts, but McNasty did it hard enough he knew she would feel it! Corlen crumbles over and McNasty leaps up shouting “HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!”

Case pops up from McNasty and grabs his arm pushing him down to the Mat now going for his “Gamebreaker” Crippler Crossfase! He tries to pull McNasty’s headback to lock it in but McNasty shakes and moves his head and body, trying to get out of it for dear life! Case gets one arm around! McNasty inches for the ropes! Case gets the other in! McNasty is so close! Case locks it in but with alittle help from his partner McNasty snatches the rope full on!! the ref calls for Case to break the hold and Case gets up, furious and red faced, he shouts at the ref! McNasty pulls himself up using the rope, pulling himself to Wilkie, who’s got his arm stretched out as far as he could manage!

Corlen shouts to Case to keep his attention on the match! He turns around just as McNasty makes the tag! Wilkie rushes into the ring, Case gets no time to react as Wilkie drives his foot into his gut and hits him for a hard “Grade A” Stunner!! Corlen runs in and Wilkie kicks her too hitting another “Grade A” Stunner! He rushes around the ring and pulls Case to the middle over to the GAN corner! He slaps McNastys hand as he rushes up to the top rope! McNasty leaps off and hits Case with a hard Malicious Intent!

He quickly hooks the pin just as Dragon is about to rush in and break it up! Wilkie tosses him out over the top rope and crashing down to the mat! The ref drops down for the count!

1!

Corlen gets up!

2!

Corlen scrambles over, tripping over herself to break up the pin!

3!

Corlen falls to the mat as the ref calls for the bell! Wilkie can’t believe! McNasty can’t either! Both of them their eyes wide like dinner plates McNasty jumps to his feet, both of them now jumping up in down, screaming, cheering, Wilkie is crying! The ref brings them the Rebel Pro Tag Team Title belts, Wilkie snatches his and hugs it like it was a long lost Child, McNasty just holds his, staring at it, like it was a mythic leprechaun!

Jenny Jersey: “HERE IS YOUR WINNER! AND THE NEW REBEL PRO TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!… MARK MCNASTY AND ALEX WILKIE! GRADE.. A… NASTYNESS!!”

The Ref raises them arms as they both let out triumphant cries of success! Wilkie straps the Corlen labelled title around his waist while McNasty straps on Cases! They go to each corner of the ring and pose for the world to see, flash photography going off all over the arena!

Corlen and Case both leave the ring, staring down the new champions, Moke checking on the Dragon who had landed on his head outside the ring.

Wilkie hop down and calls for a Microphone, he taps it alittle and McNasty turns around, smiling as wide as he could.

Wilkie: “Mark… Grade A Nastyness getting back together man.. this was all you man! This for me, was like beating Contra… like beating Ninja Gaiden… Like beating Castlevania all in the same night… You’re the best friend a guy could have!”

McNasty, who was now crying at the soppy cheesy speech pulls Wilkie in for a big hug before Wilkie pulls back and raises McNastys arm, pointing to him, getting the crowd to give it up and cheer more.

But WAIT! There’s MORE!

Gold comes tumbling into Simon’s office.

Jeremy Gold: They’re here! They’re here!

Kalis spins in his chair, throwing papers all about the office. Fuck he think he is, Lisa Seldon?

Simon Kalis: Who is?

Jeremy Gold: Kvlt and Violet!

Simon Kalis: Oh? WONDERFUL! I was going to fill the last ten minutes of air time with me talking about how awesome I am. I guess we saved the people from having to hear things they already know to be true.

Jeremy Gold: Right!

Simon Kalis: Get’em to the ring! Or, wait. I got a better idea.

Kalis sits up and throws Gold out of his way as he leaves the office and disappears.

REBEL Pro Aggression Title #1 Contenders Match

Kvlt Drachen versus Violet Harper

Cut to ringside, where Jenny Jersey stands proud.

Jenny Jersey: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20-minute time limit, and is for the number one contendership to the REBEL Pro Wrestling Aggression championship!

The arena goes dark for what seems like an eternity, but it’s only about fifteen seconds. Then the guitar of the Dum Dum Girls, covering the song “Play With Fire”, hits the sound system as the crowd starts to boo.

-Well, you’ve got your diamonds and you’ve got your pretty clothes-
-And the chauffeur drives your car-
-You let everybody know-
-But don’t play with me, cause you’re playing with fire-

Violet makes her way out from backstage, wearing tight black pants that have that stitched up look to them. She’s got on a tight dark blue see through long sleeved shirt rolled up to her elbows and sporting a very sexy lace black bra underneath.

Jenny Jersey: Introducing now… hailing from Portsmouth, New Hampshire…

Violet has a wicked smile and starts her walk down the rampway with a click of her heels, covered in dominatrix style black leather boots.

-Your old man took her diamonds and tiaras by the score-
-Now she gets her kicks in stepney-
-Not in knights bridge anymore-
-So don’t play with me, cause you’re playing with fire-

Jenny Jersey: She weighs in tonight at 139 pounds… she is a former RPW Aggression Champion… VIOLET… HARPER!!!

Another chorus of boo’s as Violet climbs into the ring. She’s something sexy, that’s for sure, and the thick black eye liner, crimson red lipstick and her strawberry blonde after-sex style hair certainly makes her case. The music dies down as she gets ready for her match, replaced by the droning guitars of Marduk’s “Dreams of Blood and Iron” as the lights die save for white and red strobelights around the entrance curtain. 21 seconds pass as the drums kick in, producing Kvlt Drachen from behind the curtain.

Jenny Jersey: Introducing next, hailing from Oslo, Norway…

Kvlt slowly stalks down the entrance ramp, his elbows bent and his hands curled like claws at waist-level with his palms facing the floor.

Jenny Jersey: Weighing in at 280 pounds and standing at 6 feet, 5 inches tall…

Drachen stops at the bottom of the ramp, looking up from beneath the hood of his cloak, and then quickly unbuckles it, letting it slide off and crumple to the floor. With a quick burst of energy, Drachen jumps onto the ring apron, holding the top rope. He steps in and drops to his knees in the center of the ring, clutching at his throat with both hands before spewing a red, blood-like mist up into the air.

Jenny Jersey: …KVLT DRACHEN!!!

His thumbs cross his throat to up near his ears before he slowly drags them across it, staring into the camera all the while. He finishes, leaping to his feet, and then unbuckles the spiked gauntlets on his forearms as the music dies down and the lights return to normal.

Linzi Martin: Look who’s showing up now!

Simon Kalis walks out from behind the curtain, other members of the Order of Chaos flanking out behind him as well. Emily Corlen. Bubba J. DL Slayton. The new general, Masakazu. The whereabouts of the others may be a mystery at the moment, but this is enough to show some solid anti-MoA support.

Larry Gordon: It looks like Simon’s letting Violet and the rest of the Masters know that this is a MATCH, not another MoA beatdown.

The bell rings…

**DING DING DING**

…as Violet watches Corlen, Slayton, Bubba, and Masakazu walk down to surround the ring. Masa fires off a quick Order salute to the fans, which they return with great glee, as each one takes a different side of the ring to cover. She turns to face Kvlt, whose cold gaze focuses solely upon her. She nods, and both walk into the center of the ring.

Larry Gordon: I have the feeling that Violet Harper may not be too keen on the fact that the rest of the Masters can’t be involved in this match tonight, just solely due to the sheer size and strength advantage of Kvlt.

Linzi Martin: She’s one of the last graduates of the Frontline Academy and a former Aggression champion already, boss. I’m not sure she’s sweating him too much.

Kvlt goes to grab Violet, but she ducks underneath his arms and goes behind him. He turns and eats a pair of quick shots to the face. Harper hits the ropes and ducks underneath a clothesline attempt, rolling to her feet and quickly spitting in Bubba J’s face. Buba wipes the saliva off his cheek and hops onto the apron, but Harper dives at Kvlt, looking to take him down with an inside cradle. Drachen quickly powers out, launching Violet across the ring and into the corner.

Linzi Martin: Something tells me that Violet’s going to need a better strategy to take him down.

Harper slowly steps out of the corner, being taunted by Slayton and Corlen as she does so, and Kvlt draws a line in the proverbial sand with his boot across the canvas. Violet shows no fear, though, and charges in. She ducks under a big boot attempt and locks on a rear waistlock, managing to roll Drachen down into a rear cradle.

1!

Kvlt quickly breaks the pin attempt and gets to his feet as Violet snaps off a few jabs to the jaw, sending him sprawling into the corner. Harper darts in with a monkey flip attempt, but Kvlt holds her, stepping slowly out to the center of the ring before placing her on her feet, shaking his head and wagging his finger.

Larry Gordon: This won’t be fun for her.

Drachen quickly dumps Violet onto her back with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, popping up to his feet to appreciate the applause from some of the anti-MoA crowd and the four ringside members of the Order of Chaos, looking up the ramp to find Simon Kalis nodding in approval.

Linzi Martin: It looks like fair praise is being given to a non-Order member.

Larry Gordon: Anybody on the REBEL roster against the MoA, even just in a match, is somebody that the Order can get behind.

Kvlt grabs a handful of Violet’s hair and brings her to her feet, whipping her into the ropes. She rebounds and he catches her with a tilt-a-whirl onto his shoulder, running to the nearest corner to go for a Snake Eyes attempt, but Violet shoves herself out of it behind him, launching him face-first into the top turnbuckle pad with a dropkick to the upper back. Drachen stumbles out of the corner, turning around, and Violet takes him down to the mat with a headscissors, locking him into a chinlock with a body scissors.

Larry Gordon: Well, the tides have turned quite quickly again.

Violet struggls to maintain her hold as Kvlt forces himself to a knee, powering up to his feet as he leans forward and hooks Harper’s arms with his hands, prying her off of him. He gets her in position for the Seventh Seal…

Larry Gordon: IT COULD BE ALL OVER RIGHT NOW!!!

…and then runs to the ropes, launching Violet over the top and directly onto Masakazu.

Linzi Martin: That…that was an unfortunate landing…taking out one of the only people making sure the MoA don’t get involved.

Violet and Masa tumble to the floor, with Slayton, Corlen, and Bubba running over to begin planting boots into Violet’s back and face.

Larry Gordon: Or an ultimately convenient one.

Bubba brings Violet to her feet as Corlen helps Masakazu get to his on the floor. Harper gets rolled back into the ring at the feet of Kvlt, who looks down at generic-cialisonlinerxno.com her with a smile. She sits up and meets his eyes, nodding.

Larry Gordon: Wait…what the…?!

Suddenly, the lights die.

Linzi Martin: What’s going on?!

A commotion is heard in the crowd, followed by some clanging of metal and a few slams onto the ring.

Larry Gordon: What the hell is this?! GET THE LIGHTS BACK ON, RIGHT NOW!!!

As if on cue, the lights return, showing just what the commotion was: THE MASTERS OF ARMAGEDDON HAVE ARRIVED.

Larry Gordon: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?!?!?!?!

Masakazu, Emily Corlen, and DL Slayton are handcuffed to the guardrail on the floor as Bubba J is rolled into the ring by Nightstryker and Lucious Starr, his body being pulled to its feet by Violet Harper and Silverback. At the top of the ramp, Kalis stands still, trembling with rage, but it’s all he can do as Styx and Fley casually stroll through the crowd. Stepping over the guardrail Fley slides into the ring producing a mic while Styx takes the steel steps finding a spot next to Harper and Silverback holding up Bubba J.

Fley: RPW… we’re baaaaack. Although, it wasn’t very easy getting in here tonight. In fact it’s been downright difficult to break into these RPW events since Senior Kalis laid down his edict. He seemed to know exactly where we’d be and when. So that got me to thinking…

Fley cuts a glance over to Kvalt, who stands still in the corner, watching with indifference. He doesn’t back away from Faust’s gaze, but instead returns a steady one of his own. Fley shrugs and returns his attention to the elder Kalis.

Fley: I mean you’re good K Dawg. No way you make it this long in the sport without knowing how to handle yourself and your crew, but ain’t no one that good. There was something wrong. There was something that just didn’t add up.

Fley turns to look at Violet and Silverback and nods to them, they lay into Bubba with a few shots to the face before rolling out of the ring, leaving him open in the corner.

Kvlt charges in and dives with his knee forward, letting his other leg go between the middle and top ropes so that the full force of Kvlt’s 280-pound frame is focused on his knee’s point of impact with Bubba’s midsection (the Drillbit Gutfuck). Faust raises an eye in surprise, nodding his head approvingly.

Kvlt holds him there for a second, smiling behind his corpsepaint dragon mask, and shoves Bubba’s head back, smelling it all. He laughs and pulls himself out of the corner as Stryker and Starr slide in a pair of chairs and a pane of glass. Harper and Silverback quickly go about sitting up the glass on the two chairs. With it all in place they go and take up position next to Styx

Fley: And then it hit me, POW, right between the eyes!

Nightstryker and Lucious Starr work over Slayton and Corlen with vicious attacks on their ribcages before walking over to Masakazu, standing just out of reach of his legs.

In the ring, Kvlt lifts Bubba onto the top rope and then slings him over his shoulder with an inverted crucifix hold, holding him there.

Bryce and Lucious finally slide into the ring and go to stand next to Styx, Harper and Silverback. Fley walks over to them throwing an arm around the slender Harper’s shoulders, pulling her in close. Almost tenderly.

Fley: It all made so much sense once we were able to put two and two together. Golf clap, Kalis. Golf clap. You inserted this cunt into our ranks and now she’s going to die.

Harper’s eyes go wide, but she has little time to react before the might of the M.o.A comes down upon her. At the entrance way Kalis clenches his fists in rage as he shakes his head in regret. Another soldier down.

The attack on Harper continues, her face soon becomes an unrecognizable bloody mess. Styx’s fingers find their way around her throat and she claws at his wrist, kicking her feet and struggling for her next breath. Styx’s expression remains passive as he leans down on her eliminating the traitor.

Kvlt watches from the top rope, still holding Bubba J, his muscle taut and quivering with the effort, but his expression placid.

Harper’s struggles start to lessen. She’s able to reach a hand up that only manages to knock the sunglasses away from Styx’s face. He lets them fall away as he smiles at last. It’s then that he releases his grip on Harper’s throat, leaving behind an angry red mark. He lets her limp body lay on the canvas as he raises to his feet and takes the mic from a bewildered Fley.

He looks over to Kvlt and nods.

Drachen races forward, throwing Bubba face-first through the pane of glass, catching the back of his knees to add an even rougher angle to his descent. Glass flies everywhere, shards sticking into Bubba’s face and chest, and Drachen picks a stray one out of his shoulder, licking his own blood off of it. Styx reaches up to brush a shard of glass away from his cuff sleeve and then looks again to Kvlt.

Styx: I hear all of these voices shouting my name. Screaming for my attention. Pleading for validation. Only I have nothing to say to any of you. You’d like to believe that you have some kind of relevance to me. That I should actually concern myself with you. Interesting.

Styx walks over to him Drachen, locking eyes with him.

Styx: My only concern in this moment is for my creation… for my Masters. To that end I will do anything to protect it. I will form any alliances and shatter any resistance. I believe the past is dead and so I must forge a new future. I believe I must remake us into something awful. I believe many of you will be hurt in this process. And… I believe in Kvlt.

Styx tilts the microphone towards, Drachen.

Kvlt Drachen: MoA Supreme.

“After the Flesh” kicks up over the PA system as Styx, Kvlt, Nightstryker, Silverback, and Starr exit the ring, with Kvlt smiling briefly at Masakazu. They all step over the guardrail, keeping Styx in the center of them all, and exit the building. REBEL Pro’s security forces, Larry Gordon, and Simon Kalis himself scramble to uncuff Corlen, Slayton, and Masakazu as EMTs check on Bubba J and Harper in the ring. Simon kneels down over the bloodied and battered Violet Harper, lifting her head into his arms and forcing a smile. He seems to apologize to her before letting the EMTs lift her onto a stretcher.

Linzi Martin: My God… We’ll uh, see you folks at Birthday Bash.

Simon turns to face Larry Gordon and shakes his head. The cameras cut to a shot of the REBELTron, and otc viagra the two Order of Chaos flags that flank its sides as we fade…

QUICK RESULTS

Bobby Lee defeats Jack Spades, Spades becomes the new Fecal Beagle Champion!
Jack The Mackhammer defeats Duncan Aries and Jeremy Gold
The Cowgirls from Hell defeat Nature and Sticks ‘N’ Stones to advance to the RP3T Finals
DrakeWolf defeat Hardcore Snowfall & The Sovereignty to advance to the RP3T Finals.
Grade A Nastiness defeat C3 and Might & Magic, advancing to the RP3T Finals as REBEL Pro’s Tag Team Champions!
Kvlt Drachen & Violet Harper ends in a no contest.

NEXT WEEK, IN REBEL Pro!

Birthday Bash 2012: Blood in the Sand! Live from Kabul, Afghanistan!

REBEL Pro World Championship Match
Emily Corlen versus Bubba J©

RP3T FINALS: REBEL Pro World Tag Team Championship Match
The Cowgirls from Hell vs. Thunderwolf & Jeffrey Drake vs. Grade A Nastiness©

REBEL Pro Aggression Championship Overflowing Skittles DEATH MATCH!
Jaice Wilds versus Anna Mathews©

REBEL Pro Fecal Beagle Elimination Match
Bobby Lee vs. Jeremy Gold vs. Jack The Mackhammer vs. Jack Spades©

Singles Match
Electra versus Jamie Shields

PLUS!

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The Enemy is in The House

A grainy film shot fills the television screen, not the Rebeltron, but this is for the television viewers at home only. A gruff voice comes through the speakers, distorted by a less than expensive microphone.

“You sir, are welcome anytime.”

A slight pause.

“I really do not give a damn.”

Another slight pause, its obvious a conversation is taking place here, but only one side of the conversation is heard.

“You’ve got your way in, its up to you whether you take it or not.”

“Good day to you sir, my job here is done.”

Fley Can Suck My DI-

Kalis taps his index finger on his desk, smirking. Jeremy Gold sits across from him, adjusting his tie nervously. Simon adjusts the eye patch over his left eye and nods, and we see a burly man in full riot gear behind Jeremy Gold.

Simon Kalis: Send out the word. The Masters are to be attacked on sight unless they have a match. Any Masters in a group of more than one person is to be attacked, immediately. Feel free to use the tasers. Feel free to use your batons. They will find REBEL Pro is no place for a Master of Armageddon while I run the show.

Jeremy Gold: YES! Fley can suck my DI-

Simon Kalis: Nuh uh. Not so fast, there Jer.

Kalis looks at the security officer.

Simon Kalis: Are we understood?

Head of Security: SIR!

He salutes Simon, Order of Chaos style and leaves, grabbing his radio to disseminate the killing orders.

Jeremy Gold: What?

Kalis throws a dossier down onto his desk from a drawer and taps it. The name clearly reads Duncan Aries.

Jeremy Gold: What about him? He got fired by Larry Gordon.

Simon Kalis: And I’ve just completed the paper work. I’ve resigned him.

Gold’s jaw drops.

Jeremy Gold: Whoa! Dude! He’s a frickin’ Master of Armageddon!

Kalis nods.

Jeremy Gold: Yeah! Uhhhh… What? This doesn’t make sense. He’s an enemy, right!?

Kalis nods.

Simon Kalis: You know what they say. Keep your friends close.

Simon sparks a cigarette and smiles.

Simon Kalis: But your enemies closer. You face him next week. With another dude, Jack The Mackhammer. I’m sure you’ll love their company. Besides, I’m hedging my bets that either you or Jack wins. Cause then Duncan Aries gets to suffer that loss at Birthday Bash.

Gold falls out of his chair, and after a few moments gets to his feet.

Jeremy Gold: I have to be bait again?!

Kalis scratches his chin.

Simon Kalis: That’s up to Mas and the rest. Remember I’ve got nothing to do, officially, with The Order. I’m just a good old suit now. Which is why I’m also placing Violet Harper in a special match next week. If she wins? She get’s a shot at Anna Mathews at Birthday Bash and we get to see the new Captain of the Charms whip her ass. If she loses? Well. Let’s just Birthday Bash is going to be hell on earth for the Masters of Armageddon.

Gold’s nose twitches, and he stares at the cigarette.

Jeremy Gold: That isn’t tobacco… Is it?

Kalis smirks and spins the chair around in a few circles, bobbing his head to some imaginary gangster rap music in his head.

Jeremy Gold: Oh my God no.

Gold faints again and we fade to ringside.

The Space Age versus Hardcore Snowfall

The match begins with Scottie Snow facing off against Lyza Reyes. Lyza gets the early advantage, grounding Scottie and keeping him down with a head lock. Scottie tries to fight back to his feet, but he’s quickly dropped to his back with a hard suplex. Scottie is then stretched with a leg lock, refusing to give in though he makes it to the ropes. As he is getting up, Lyza kicks him in the back of the head, and then drops him backwards with a German suplex. Scottie kicks out at 2. Lyza makes the tag to Kipper who gets in the ring and stops the Snow tag, kicking him in the ribs. Reyes cheers on Haven as he picks up Scottie and drives him into the mat with a side suplex.

Kipper goes to pick up Scottie, but Snow rakes his eyes and dives over, tagging in Mr. Hardcore. Kipper recovers but is quickly knocked down by a clothesline by Mr. Hardcore. Hardcore hits the ropes and jumps up, landing across the stomach of Kipper and gets a two count for his trouble. Haven gets up and pouched Hardcore in the jaw, rocking him while Haven hits the ropes, only to be hit with a hard scoop slam on the rebound. Scottie calls for the tag and Hardcore tags him back in. Scottie goes to the top rope, looking out at the crowd as they cheer, waiting for Kipper to get back to his feet. As haven turns around, Scottie leaps off the top rope for a missile dropkick, but he’s caught with a power bomb!

Rather than go for a cover, Kipper grabs Scottie’s leg and turns him over looking to lock in his End Game, synching in. the crab. Scottie cried out, but fortunately his partner was within reach and Scottie crawled slightly towards Hardcore and made the tag. Kipper pulled Scottie back towards the center, unaware of the tag until he was tagged in the back of the head with a boot from Hardcore. Kipper slumped over and Hardcore ran over, hitting Lyza off the apron before turning back and lifting up Kipper, dropping him down to the mat with the Hardcore Beat down! Scottie crawls out of the ring, holding his back in pain as Mr. hardcore goes for the cover on Kipper. One, two, three!

Winners: Hardcore Snowfall

Huntin’ For The World Part 1

A gruff voice comes over the speakers as the shot of a downtown type of area is in focus. The voice isn’t all mysterious, its the new Rebel Pro World Champion, Bubba J.

“Even though I may be the new Rebel Pro World Champion, that is my third title reign for those of ya’ll who don’t know, I know that Rebel Pro is still on the verge of collapse.”

A deep sigh.

“I hate to admit that, but even with my awesome brawling skills, Emily’s eating skills, and… and…”

He yells.

“Fuck! That’s all we got? A bad ass sombitch and a fat bitch who can’t stop eating?”

He seems a bit harried now.

“Cause Vincent decides to take a sabatical or something, and I’m left with a fat bitch that not even Lisa Seldon can carry to a long Tag Team Title reign.”

He lights up a cigarette, the evidence is that of smoke wafting in front of the camera.

“I guess I need to hurry up and find this fucking asshole before it is way too late then.”

He exhales.

“I’m on a look out for a tried and true person to help out with Rebel Pro. I’m looking for this person who has bled red for this federation. I’m looking for this cat who has lost flesh for this company.”

He exhales again.

“And much as I hate to admit it, I don’t like this motherfucker, but I know that he’ll fight for Rebel Pro until his heart just finally stops.”

We fade back to ringside as…

Supreme No More?

The hiss-pop sound of electronic noise erupts across the arena as the REBELtron, suspended above the entrance way, begins to broadcast static.

Larry Gordon: What the hell?

Linzi Martin: Technical difficulties?

Larry Gordon: I don’t think so.

Slowly the static on the screen starts to resolve itself into a shadow and then a shape and finally…

Larry Gordon: Fley! Kalis banned them from Rebel!

Linzi Martin: I think, technically, he’s not in the arena Larr.

Larry Gordon: Humph.

The blue eyed young man on the screen looks none too pleased. In fact he looks hatefully back into the arena.

Fley: Bravo, Simon.

Fley starts to clap slowly. A burst of static cuts through the feed before finally settling again.

Fley: You hand over leadership to your kid and what’s the first thing he does? I knew your boy would come running to you for help eventually. I just didn’t think that it would be this soon. I thought perhaps he’d have more of a backbone. That he’d want to show his old man that he could handle the family business on his own.

Fley smiles, shaking his head. Again the feed skips before correcting itself.

Fley: Instead, he lets his old man handle the monsters beneath his bed. So kudos to you Simon, for being the leader that your boy doesn’t know how to be. This really was a brilliant move. Locking us out, putting my people out there one at a time… like sheep to the slaughter. It’s exactly what I would have done in your position.

The smile fades from his face and again that hateful expression returns that looks so wrong on his face.

Fley: Remember Simon… what happens to you next, to your family and your little group there? You are the cause of what comes next. There are still plenty of places where you’re not safe and we’ll fine you there.

Harper, Aries and Wilds… good luck.

M.o.A Supreme.

The scene holds on him for a heartbeat more and then breaks into static. A moment later the RPW logo pops back up on the screen.

Might & Magic versus Delicious Luxury Cakes versus Hardcore Entertainment

All the teams are already in the ring. ALL of them. Might & Might, and Hardcore Entertianment, can’t help but feel like someone is fucking with them as Gabby the Fashion Desiging Cupcake and Brandyn The Liberal Fruitcake stand… Or, er, sit? In the ring. Seeing as how they are literal god damn baked goods. The bell rings and Moke and Black go at each other, the two big men of the match. Bubba J clotheslines Dragon and yells something about that gay fucking mask he wears and how his name combination with it makes him sound like a gay luchadore porn star. Moke and Black slug it out, heavy fists being traded between them.

Gabby and Brandyn watch on. Never blinking. Ever. EVER.

Dragon bounces off the ropes and then catches Bubba J, laying him out nicely with a brain buster. Like Bubba’s brain needs anymore busting, AMIRITE? Black choke slams Moke and covers quickly, but he only gets a 2 count as Dragon hit’s a leg drop on Vinny breaking up the count. Bubba, drunk as hell basically says fuck this and grabs a steel chair from ringside because god bless REBEL Pro’s rules. (Or lack thereof) As Dragon and Moke lift Black up, they double DDT him so hard the ring shakes and sends Gabby rolling around the ring. Brandyn, being of a more flat variety of baked good, firmly stands his ground but we can’t help but fathom the terror he must be feeling for Gabby as she rolls out of the ring.

Bubba J comes up behind Moke and cracks the chair over the back of his head. Moke calmly turns around, unimpressed. Bubba cusses him out and then swings the chair like a bat at Moke. Moke only slightly stumbles back, nearly crushing poor old Brandyn The Liberal Fruitcake in the process. Vincent Black spine busters Dragon and covers! 1! 2! KICK OUT! Bubba J with another swing of the chair, and another, and another, until Moke finally falls to one knee. Bubba J cracks the chair over his face again and it finally wraps itself around Moke’s head. Dragon is however having a better time with Vincent Black, whom he clotheslines to the outside of the ring. Bubba J picks up Brandyn The Liberal Fruitcake and smashes him over Dragon’s face. Dragon hit’s the canvas, Moke is up! Moke takes the chair from his head. The referee goes for the count.

1!

2!!

Dragon rolls over, realizing the referee was counting the pinfall by the damn cake for being on top of him. Dragon however, rolls all the way over, crushing Brandyn The Liberal Fruitcake beneath him. The referee drops for the count!

1!

Bubba moves to stop it.

2!!

Moke swings the chair, bashing Bubba so hard he spills over the top rope and onto Vincent Black as Black gets up.

3!!!

DING DING DING

Jenny Jersey: The winners of this match, uhm… Yeah. By pinfall! Moke Doshky and The Dragon… MIGHT & MAGIC!

Bubba and Black CANNOT believe it. They argue with the referee who simply tells them the Delicious Luxury Cakes were a valid team. Dragon gets up and wipes the smear of the now dead Brandyn The Liberal Fruitcake off his chest. Moke grabs a piece of Brandyn, and eats him. Gabby The Cupcake is still all smiles and wink on the outside, possibly because she did not yet witness the horrific truth of how this match ended.

Or just because she’s a fucking cupcake.

Winners: Might & Magic

Huntin’ For The World Part 2 of 6

The scene dissolves in to another downtown type of area, but this one is a bit different; its not Kansas anymore Toto.

“I’m here at a favorite hangout… at least I think its a favorite hangout of his…”

He tilts the camera up to the sign above the door, “Brothers’ Pizza”

“Honestly, I can’t remember if he likes this, Domino’s, Little Ceasers, Cici’s, or if he even likes pizza.”

He pushes through the door, carrying a lit cigarette with him. A waiter comes up to him, looking frustrated as he points to the cigarette.

Waiter: “Sir, you can’t smoke in here!”

Bubba J obviously drags on the cigarette.

“Looks like I just did asshole and…”

He moves the camera up and down the waiter’s body.

“Don’t look man enough to even begin to stop me.”

He blows smoke in the guy’s face

“I’m looking for someone that I think used to frequent this establishment…”

He turns the camera around to catch the restaurant.

“Don’t really know why, but I think he did.”

Another exhale.

“Have you seen him asshole?”

Waiter: “Who sir, are you exactly looking for?”

Bubba J laughs.

“I’m looking for…”

The camera fades in to static, then back to ringside.

Tru ReVolution versus Teresa Quaranta & Masakazu

Jenny Jersey stands center stage inside the REBEL PRO ring.

Linzi Martin: Welcome back folks, up next we have a tag team battle as the winning team will move on in the tournament.

Larry Gordon: This match should be good. I saw both teams backstage and they are really ready to go. If you didn’t know, this isn’t the first time Teresa and Masakazu have teamed up. They are 1 and 0 in Victory!

Linzi Martin: No shit?

Larry Gordon: None!

Linzi Martin: Well lets go inside the ring, for the introduction of both tag teams.

The lights in the arena fade to a dark green hue as “Hate Me Now” by Nas feat. P. Diddy begins playing over the sound system.

Jenny Jersey: The next match is set for one fall. This is a tag team tournament match. Making his way to the ring at this time, hailing from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Now living in Blazenwing, Wisconsin. Standing six foot four inches and weighting in at a 245 pounds…….D.L. SLAYTON!!!

Appearing with a Shaved head, tanned and with a general air of smugness, the fans begin to boo as D.L. Slayton walks out onto the stage, the lovely Valerie St. Clair on his arm. He looks to the left, then the right, smirking cockily before making his way down the ramp. As he reaches ringside, Slayton tells off a fan in the front row while Valerie climbs onto the ring apron. Slayton makes his way up the steps, and then waits for Valerie to hold the ropes open for him before entering the ring. As the fans continue booing, Valerie takes her spot at ringside, leaving D.L. Slayton alone in the center of the ring to take in the “adulation” of the masses. He moves to the nearest corner as the music fades and sits down, resting his head against the second turnbuckle while holding onto the ropes.

The lights slowly dim down until it’s pitch black and the low guitar strumming of “In Fate’s Hands” by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus rolls throughout the arena. Three spotlights shine and revolve around as if searching for someone, and the fans are on their feet, cheering in anticipation for the hero they know is coming…..

Jenny Jersey: And his tag team partner, hailing from Columbus, Ohio. Now living in San Diego, California. Making his way to the ring standing at six foot four inches and 240 pounds…….GABE SELLEY!!!

At the ten mark when the song rocks into life, red, white and blue pyros shoot outward with controlled chaos from the entrance stage for seven straight seconds. By the end of it, the three spotlights have aimed at the stage and await the arrival of a great fan favorite.

At last the marVel Gabe Shelley comes out from behind the curtain, the fans’ boos only growing louder, and he steps up to the spotlight. He dons his hooded vest and points out to the fans. He lifts his hood up slightly to get a view of the fans, his face peaking out. In this hype, he plays to the fans with a smile and they highly respond to him. Booing loudly.

The fans are negatively crazy about Gabe. He makes his way down the ramp, trying to tag several hands along the way and climbs up the ring steps. He looks around one more time from his hood as he jumps up and over the ropes and spins around. Gabe picks a corner and easily jumps to the second ropes and bows down. He throws his hood back and his arms out with a smile on his face. He points outwards to the crowd as he jumps backwards, spinning and landing on his feet. He draws to the center of the ring and throws his hands out; the crowd’s roar of boos only grow louder and flashes from cameras capture photos of the marVel in all his glory.

Gabe takes his vest off before bending and stretching his back over the top ropes. After a brief warm up, he’s ready to go. As the music dies, he and the fans are ready!

For a moment, darkness and silence engulfs the entire arena and viewers on television see a blank feed. Then, a single light winks in and out of existence on the ramp, and is followed by another one, and a third as the epic opening to “Rising Mercury” by Nick Ingman comes to life over the PA. Just barely visible, a heavy fog begins to settle in on the ramp and migrate down to the fans below as a row of 12 women in skimpy white togas and angels wings made of the finest goose down make their way to the ramp.

Two women stand in front, burning torches scented with purest sandalwood as the fumes waft into the crowd. Still others throw rose petals, staring into the crowd and the camera with looks of focus and intense happiness. Finally, six of the women stand in the center of the formation, holding up a litter on their backs, and as this company of angels make their way down the ramp and a majestic, heavenly light spreads through the arena, we see Teresa Quaranta in the litter, surveying the entire arena with a grin and eating a bunch of grapes. She soaks in the cheers while wearing an olive wreath and an elaborate white toga with gold trim. The caravan comes to a stop outside of the ring, and two angels on each side carefully escort her down from it, lovingly removing all of the extraneous gear. A couple of other girls escort her to the ring and a very soft mist descends from the rafters as the music begins to peak. Naturally, a spotlight falls on her as she raises her arms and soaks in the cheers of the crowd.

Jenny Jersey: Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Toronto, Ontario. Standing at a statuesque 6’3?, she loves children, small animals, and YOUR favorite local sports team… this is Teresa Quaranta!

She makes her way to the ring and slides under the ropes, waiting in her corner for her tag partner to arrive!

“I Can’t Stop” by Flux Pavillion hits up

Jenny Jersey: Making his way to the ring at this time, he is the young amazing off spring of Simon Kalis! He is the chosen one from the Order of Chaos! A legend in the making, standing six foot even and weighting 210 pounds. From the land of the rising sun………MASAKAZU!!!!!

Out steps Masakazu to a huge pop from the sold out crowd. They love this guy!

Linzi Martin: This man does not need any introduction. He does not need any pyro. He comes to the ring with no theme, just a stone cold martial artist!

Larry Gordon: This man is one of the best superstars in REBEL PRO today. Just wait until you see this man in action. You will be amazed!

Finally, with all four competitors in the ring, referee Allan Stone gives final instructions to both teams.

D.L. Slayton and Teresa Quaranta will start the match.

Random hardcore weapons are laying about the outside of the ring as the middle rope to the squared circle is pure barbed wire!

The ref calls for the bell

ding ding!!

Quaranta and Slayton meet center stage inside the ring and lock up into a grapple. Quaranta gets Slayton into the ropes and comes off with an Irish whip. He comes back and Teresa levels him with a flying forearm to the head. She picks him up and proceeds with a shoulder breaker as DL falls in pain. She follows up with an anaconda vice, ripping on the arm as DL lays in pain. After a moment she picks DL up and proceeds into a body slam but Slayton escapes the move by landing a stiff albow to the side of her head. He follows that up with a release belly to belly suplex! Each opponents trys to make it their feet.

Linzi Martin: Both opponents trying to get the upper hand in the early going, Larry.

Larry Gordon: Well, it looks like Teresa is about do some damage!

Quaranta flys off the ropes and lands a spinning heel kick to DL Slayton. After which she tags in superstar Masakazu! They proceed with a spike piledriver as Masakazu flys off the top ropes! Slayton is in it bad! Masakazu proceeds to take over with a springboard moonsalt! He picks Slayton up and lands a reverse DDT! He could go for the pin now, but he chooses to punish his opponent. Even slapping DL’s face to show him up. Mas proceeds to add salt to the wound as gives blow after blow of stiff elbows the head of DL. After landing kick after kick to the outter legs of his opponent. DL Slayton can no longer walk as Masakazu flips DL into his own corner and Gabe Shelley tags into the match. Game on!

Linzi Martin: This is the match up we all wanted to see!

Larry Gordon: Gabe Shelley looks oddly tired for such a match up.

Masakazu doesnt need any weapons as runs Gabe over with a flying clothesline to the throat! With some nice stiff kicks coming from every angle Masakazu has Gabe right where he wants him. proceeding with a luxurious round house kick to Gabe Shelley so hard in the face Gabe’s nose starts to bleed! Meanwhile Teresa Quaranta comes up behind the defeated DL Slayton and grabs his legs from off the apron as smashes his face on the ring stairs while DL and Teresa begin to go hardcore outside the ring!

Linzi Martin: Now this is becoming a typical REBEL PRO match!

Larry Gordon: But it seems that Masakazu wants nothing to do with anything hardcore. This man wants to prove a point. He definitely has something to prove in this match!

As Quaranta and Slayton duke it out with hardcore lust, its the legal men in the ring that take over. Suddenly Gabe comes to life! He lands a huge exploder suplex that shakes Masakazu to his core! Then he takes Mas up on the ropes and trys to land a bulldog from the top rope! But instead Mas holds onto the top rope and Gabe Shelley falls hard to the mat. Masakazu then flys off the top rope with a massive Senton Bomb! Mas picks Shelley up but suddenly DL comes into the ring trying his damnest to help his tag partner, but then Masakazu hits “The Order Never Dies!” on Slayton, which is a Spinning Kamikaze face buster!!

Larry Gordon: What a move!

Linzi Martin: Slayton is out cold!

Suddenly Teresa and Gabe Shelley begin ripping each other apart in the ring! Whats this?

Linzi Martin: Masakazu has pulled out a cigarette and is heading over to the corner of the ring. Alone.

Larry Gordon: What a time for a smoke break, Linzi. Thats too funny.

As Teresa and Gabe fight it out and Slayton is still out cold, the ref begins to have no control and leans up against the ropes very cocky and arrogant. If thats not enough, he steps outside the ring and even begins signing autographs?!

Linzi Martin: Ok I have offically seen everything there is to see in a REBEL PRO match.

Larry Gordon: Now I can die in peace. I have seen Masakazu having a smoke break during a tag team tournament match!

When Mas looks back into the ring he sees Gabe Shelley giving the licks to Teresa as Masakazu goes to help Quaranta. With Masakazu and Gabe Shelley the legal men, Quaranta rolls out of the ring and keeps a close eye on DL Slayton. Slayton and Quaranta seem to be having a discussion, when Quaranta simply backs off and waves her hands to the ring.

Larry Gordon: Is she screwing over Masakazu!?

Thats when Masakazu takes Gabe Shelley outside the ring and proceeds with a T bone suplex on the floor outside the ring. Thats when Gabe Shelley trys to manage an attack but Masakazu will have nothing of it. But DL Slayton comes up near both of them and says something our cameras don’t pick up. Masakazu’s eyes widen as he steps back. Gabe’s head snaps as he goes to face Slayton, but it’s too late! SLAYTON HIT’S THE BLOW OFF ON GABE SHELLEY! The crowd CANNOT believe it! Slayton nods in Masakazu and Teresa’s direction as he begins walking up the ramp.

Linzi Martin: Nope. Apparently Gabe Shelley got fucked in the face by Slaytonwing.

Masakazu shrugs and picks Gabe up and simply proceeds to hit the MasaDriver(vertaebreaker) on Gabe Shelley through a table! He calmly takes rolls Gabe back into the center of the ring. Masakazu drops to his knees, and covers.

1

2

3!!!

“I Can’t Stop” by Flux Pavillion plays as the ref raises Masakazu’s arm in victory!

Jenny Jersey: Here are your winners, and moving on in the REBEL PRO Tag Team Tournament………TERESA QUARANTA AND MASAKAAAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Larry Gordon: What a match! Masakazu really proved himself tonight! I think he’s learning a thing or two from hanging with Teresa Quaranta.

Linzi Martin: The better team won the match, Larry. Thats all that you can ask for. I mean so long as you forget the fact Slayton face fucked Shelley.

Masakazu points to Teresa, laughing all “Hey! You!” while Teresa points back and reciprocates the sweet Canadian love.

Straight Up Ballin!!!

After the match, Slayton is handed a mic as the music dies down.

D.L. Slayton: Normally, this is where I would explain why I just turned on my best friend and cost us a chance to become REBEL Pro Tag Team Champions. Luckily for me, I’m sure the majority of you already know the situation, but for the few of you who don’t follow the dirt sheets, I’ll keep this real simple: I’m sick and tired of carrying Gabe Shelley and I’m shedding myself of the ‘Mad Dogg’ effective immediately. What you have just witnessed is the final time D.L. Slayton and Gabe Shelley will EVER team together.

The crowd cheers, of course they love a rebel! Teresa and Mas watch on, and Mas looks down at Gabe Shelley with indifference.

D.L. Slayton: Before I leave, two things. One, Teresa? You can keep your AoWF World Title, I don’t want it. What I want is the Victory Wrestling World Title and what I want, I get. So do me a favor, dollface, and keep it bright and shiny for me, hmm?

Teresa rolls her eyes, none too concerned.

D.L. Slayton: And two… Adrian. You know that I’ve stood with the Order of Chaos in the past, and despite any issues I’ve had with your father, I want to make it crystal clear that I wish to do so again. The MoA are dangerous and they need to be stopped. Meghan and Bubba J are a good start when it comes to an Order presence in Victory, but they’re not going to be enough. So, I am officially offering the services of the most important professional wrestler of the last fifteen years to you, General, if you’ll have me.

Masakazu looks around at the crowd, then to Teresa. She shrugs, doubtful she cares one way or another. Masakazu turns to Slayton and nods, slapping his chest, stomping his foot and offering Slayton a salute. The crowd cheers, and Slayton salutes him back.

Larry Gordon: The Order of Chaos’ ranks swell some more to meet the challenge of the Masters.

Linzi Martin: And The Charms?

Larry Gordon: I would think both groups have an identical goal, the eradication of the Masters.

YOU FUCKING BITCH!

“Badass” by Saliva hits up in the arena speakers and the crowd goes ape shit! Bubba J walks from the back, holding his newly won Rebel Pro World Title high up in the air and chugging down a beer from a bottle. Bubba J slaps the hands of the fans along the way down to the ramp, before calmly putting the empty bottle in a woman’s purse… it’ll be on Ebay before the promo is over. Bubba J walks around the ring slapping hands of fans before kissing Jenny Jersey on the cheek and grabbing her microphone.

Larry Gordon: Bubba J out here to celebrate with the fans after his epic win over Lisa Seldon.

Linzi Martin: She was barely alive.

Larry Gordon: But she did go through with the match, she didn’t have to.

Bubba J’s got the mic up to his lips.

“What in the hell is going on….?!”

He glowers at the backstage curtain.

“Violet “Fucking” Harper?!”

He stares at the curtain.

“You all thought I was coming out here to get a cheap cheer from you all here…”

He paces around the ring.

“Thought that I was coming out here to brag on my winning the Rebel Pro World Title…”

He continues pacing.

“Thought I was going to say Emily Corlen was a fat cow…”

He continues pacing.

“Thought I would continue calling Emily Corlen more of a man than the rest of the Rebel Pro roster?!”

More pacing.

“Thought I’d say that Dallas Hoover is less of a man than Emily Corlen?”

He stops in the center of the ring, staring at the backstage curtain.

“But you’d be wrong…”

He starts pacing again, he’s agitated about something.

“I’m here to call out that Herpes carrying bitch… and I’m not talking about Marina Blue or Phoenix’s wife… I’m talking about that one bitch… Violet “Fucking” Harper…”

He is pissed now and is showing it, and finally we know why.

“I’m out here to say… hun…(sweet voice)… you want to attack me?”

He laughs.

“Well… that’s fucking fine with me.”

A shrug.

“I expect that, we are in a war after all and there must be battles…”

Crowd: “Rebel!”

“There must be strategy.”

Crowd: “Rebel!”

“There must be losses.”

Crowd: “Rebel!”

“There must be wins.”

Crowd: “Rebel!”

“There must be scurmishes.”

Crowd: “Rebel!”

Bubba J’s voice lowers greatly, until it is like a growling whisper.

“But you fucked up Violet. You fucked up by turning your back on Rebel Pro. You fucked up by aligning yourself with the MOA. But more importantly, you fucked up by attacking me.”

He chuckles, but its more of a revengeful laugh.

“Your boys won’t always be around Violet. Your back won’t always be protected Violet.”

More revengeful laughter.

“I may not be Freddy Krueger… but I will be in your nightmares Violet. I will be in your waking moments Violet. I’ll be around every corner. I’ll be the darkness of the shadows Violet. I’ll be the things that go bump in the night that makes you piss the bed because you’ll be thinking that its me coming to send you face first through the fucking window!”

His voice has lifted tremendously until he’s shouting.

“Violet… I want to let this little song play through your dreams, nightmares, and your every waking moment… When the Masters are taking their turns ramming you out in the nearest Motel 6…”

He lowers his voice to that growl again.

“One… Two… Bubba J’s coming for you. Three… Four… you’re a fucking whore. Five… Six… Bubba J’s gonna make you his bitch.”

He tosses down the mic as “Badass” hits back up in the speakers and we get set for our main event!

Queens R Wild versus Kvlt Drachen & Hunter Sullivan versus Cowgirls From Hell

“Animals” by Nickelback hits up in the speakers and to a chorus of boos and laser beam shots(fired by squirrels hooked on crack) comes Jaice Wilds. The friggin squirrels are going friggin crazy as they look for their next fix of crack… and I also must mention that they are freakishly mutated squirrells, but not sure how they are mutated.

“Killing in the Name” by Rage Against The Machine blasts out over the speakers as Gonzo McQueen makes his grand entrance… well not so grand as many of the AOWF roster. He figures that they are redundant things that are repetitive and take up too much tv time as it is and no one pays attention to them. But he has one! Oh, yes he does. You are looking at it now. Somehow he gets all the way from the back to the ring and doesn’t trip even once. There was probably some smoke machine bullshit or strobe lighting. Maybe some sort of interval where he made you sit through the entire song you heard last week and the week before when he did this. Viewers apparently have got nothing better to do than see him mime his own song lyrics. But, we are getting away from the point… Basically, Gonzo is in the ring and he’s looking for a fight. “ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED” – Redundant Entrance.

Jenny Jersey stands center ring, watching around waiting for his signal to start. With thumbs up from a stage hand listening through a headset, Jenny begins his announcement.

“The following matchup is scheduled for one fall, This match has a 60 minute time limit, and will end only with a count out, Disqualification, a three count, or Submission. Entering first from Corner brook Newfoundland Canada, he is the Viper, HUNTERRR SULLIVVAAAAN” (edited dependent upon entrance number and match type)
The lights begin to fade, dimming to a calming light. Green and purple start to glow and flash, the arena looking to the stage as A Perfect Circle starts to play and blare. Sullivan is waiting in the gorilla position for the lyrics to hit before bursting out onto the stage. Fans are already responding in a harsh chorus of Jeers.*

You’re such an inspiration for the ways
That I’ll never ever choose to be
Oh so many ways for me to show you
How the savior has abandoned you

*With the signal of the beginning lyrics Hunter storms out of his position, of course to a series of discriminating chants and boos. Hunter’s artier showed off as he started moving his way across the stage. The green and purple lights reflected and caused glimmer on his body. A cool, calculating smirk seemed steady and planted on his face, an unnerving confidence, a form of malevolence shines through. The ramp was laid out before him, en route to his goal.*

Fuck your God
Your Lord and your Christ
He did this
Took all you had and
Left you this way
Still you pray, you never stray
Never taste of the fruit
You never thought to question why

*Sullivan walked calmly and professionally down the ramp. The steel ramp under Hunter’s feet reacted with a clank, none of which could be heard over the music and jeers in unison. Soon Sullivan found himself on the matting surrounding the ring. He reacted quickly, rolling into the ring and heading towards the turnbuckle that was closest. Soon climbing up it he merely looked around and reacted with a combined smirk-scoff.*

It’s not like you killed someone
It’s not like you drove a hateful spear into his side
Praise the one who left you
Broken down and paralyzed
He did it all for you
He did it all for you

*The music died off and Sullivan dropped back to the mat, looking around the ring, making a few last mental notes. His new music finally cutting off and settling.

Darkness. White and red strobelights flicker around the entrance set as Marduk’s “Dreams of Blood and Iron” cues up. After 20 seconds of ambient and droning guitars, the song’s drums kick in, producing Kvlt Drachen from behind the curtain.

{Announcer}: Introducing next, hailing from Oslo, Norway…

Kvlt slowly stalks down the entrance ramp, his elbows bent and his hands curled like claws at waist-level with his palms facing the floor.

{Announcer}: Weighing in at 280 pounds and standing at 6 feet, 5 inches tall…

Drachen stops at the bottom of the ramp, looking up from beneath the hood of his cloak, and then quickly unbuckles it, letting it slide off and crumple to the floor. With a quick burst of energy, Drachen jumps onto the ring apron, holding the top rope. He steps in and drops to his knees in the center of the ring, clutching at his throat with both hands before spewing a red, blood-like mist up into the air.

{Announcer}: …KVLT DRACHEN!!!

His thumbs cross his throat to up near his ears before he slowly drags them across it, staring into the camera all the while. He finishes, leaping to his feet, and then unbuckles the spiked gauntlets on his forearms as the music dies down and the lights return to normal.

The lights in the arena dim as Cowboys From Hell hits the sound system. At the 17 second mark gold and silver pyros shoot upwards in the air. The arena flashes in blue and silver. ooh, COME ON! The girls ride out on a couple Harley Davidson Sporters, with the cFh logo airbrushed on the tanks. The rev the bikes as the fans head bang to the music. Eric Emerson: Introducing next, hailing from London, Ontario Canada, weighing in at a combined weight of two hundred and sixty five pounds…. The girls start the ride down to the ring. Meghan is on the left so she takes the left and Tamika takes the right. They park in front of the announcers table. Eric Emerson: they are the COWGIRLS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meghan and Tamika slide under the bottom rope. Meghan takes one corner and Tamika takes the opposite. They raise their fists in the air to the beat of the song, as the fans cheer loudly. They step down, and walk towards eachother placing their foreheads against each other. They yell we are the Cowgirls From Hell, and turn to face the entrance way. Team Music: Ready For Blood by My Ruin

Ding Ding

Gonzo squares off against Tamika in this first round of the RP3T tournament. Tamika locks up with Gonzo, McQueen quickly behind her with a rear waistlock, bumping and grinding slightly. Well that is until Tamika promptly lifts her heel into his groin, causing him to break the hold. Tamika spins around, sending the toe of her boot right in to his jaw. McQueen goes down on one knee, Tamika slams her knee in to his temple, but he is able to partially block the knee, tripping her up and mounting her with lefts and rights. Tamika rolls him over, sending several forearms into his face, but Gonzo rolls her back over, kneeing her in the ribs. KVLT comes in to the ring, punting Gonzo in the skull before lifting Tamika up and dropping her right on her head. Meghan comes flying in from the top rope, sending KVLT down with a missile dropkick. Hunter’s turn to come in to the match as he wraps Meghan from behind, inverted DDT on the canvas. Hunter gets up, eating a face full of a spinning heel kick from Wilds that sends him down to the canvas as well. Jaice is up, being booed heavily, but Tamika is there to get the crowd cheering as she lands on his shoulders, sending him out of the ring with a hurricanrana. Tamika is back up, wiping off her hands when Gonzo rolls her up from behind.

One…

Two…

Meghan is there to break up the pin quickly, but KVLT is there as well and him and Meghan begin brawling with fists; KVLT quickly getting the brutal exchange’s advantage.

Larry Gordon: What action so far in this round 1 match.

Linzi Martin: Yeah, my girls are gonna walk out winners though.

KVLT slowly backs Meghan up near the corner, when his momentum and adrenaline get the best of him and she sends him over the top as he charges at her with a clothesline. Meghan quickly up top and diving off with a plancha landing on both KVLT and Jaice Wilds to take out both men.

“Rebel Pro! Rebel Pro! Rebel Pro! Rebel Pro!”

The crowd continues to cheer as Hunter pulls himself up, locking up with Gonzo McQueen. Gonzo with a wristlock, but Hunter quickly reverses it into a hammerlock; but Gonzo reverses it again, tripping Hunter up and sending him face first on the canvas. Tamika off the ropes, leaping leg drop on both of them gains her the advantage. Gonzo rolls up, diving at Tamika, sending his shoulder in to her midsection and consequently flipping her over his back with the intensity. Gonzo lifts her up, whipping her in to the corner, following in with a shoulder block then a leaping kick to her mouth. Tamika is leaning in the corner then falling forward, in to the waiting arms of Gonzo who delivers a vertical suplex on to Hunter Sullivan. Or actually, where Hunter was at only moments ago. Gonzo turns around, running knee to the face sends Gonzo in to the corner now, where Hunter peppers him with left and right shin and knee shots before ending the combo with a very solid sounding stinging shot to the chest. The crowd winces as Hunter lifts Gonzo up top for a superplex, but Gonzo seems to find his bearings as he begins to fire fists in to Hunter’s ribs. Hunter pulls back, but Gonzo also shoves forward; the end result is Hunter lands on his back, but Gonzo lands face first on the canvas.

Larry Gordon: Both pay for that move.

Linzi Martin: And Meghan is getting back up on the outside.

True, she is, but so is KVLT and Jaice Wilds. KVLT pulls her around, whipping her in to the railing before consistently slamming her face in to the barricade. However Jaice is there, though not to save Meghan, he runs along the railing, leaping off and sending the bottom of his boot onto KVLT’s nose. KVLT stumbles back from the force and Jaice quickly sweeps his feet out from under him. Jaice picks Meghan up, but she nails him with a chop to his inner thigh before back body dropping him on the railing. Jaice bends over backwards from the impact before landing on the crowd side of the barrier.

Larry Gordon: So much for it protecting the fans.

Linzi Martin: Isn’t that the truth, think you could do something about that.

Larry Gordon: I could fire you…

Linzi Martin: Amazing how protective those barriers are, especially in this type of environment.

Gonzo has Tamika up in the ring, sending his fist repeatedly in to her face, but Meghan leaps from the top rope, flipping and driving in to nothing. Hunter spears Tamika at the last minute, sending her in to the ropes and subsequently causing Gonzo to stumble forward and Meghan making contact with nothing. Gonzo spins around, Meghan getting back to her feet. Gonzo with a kick to the face before a neckbreaker sends her on the canvas. Jaice is pulling himself back up, pissed off and holding at his lower back as a cheesy nacho chip slides down the side of his face. KVLT rolls in to the ring, carrying a steel chair with him for a weapon of choice. Jaice climbs slowly over the barricade, that chip still cheesily sliding down his face, resting at his chin now. Gonzo kicks the chair out of KVLT’s hand and something snaps in the man’s demeanor.

Linzi Martin: Is that guy crazy?

Larry Gordon: It did appear that a spark came in to his eyes.

Lariat to Gonzo! He spins around, Lariat to Tamika!

Larry Gordon: Uh oh, this could be devastating to the other teams’ hopes.

Meghan pulls herself up, crouching as Jaice slides in to the ring.

Lariat to Jaice sends him down. Meghan launches a kick at his ribs, but he spins and avoids the blow, sending her down with a lariat as well! Hunter is extactic and goes to congratulate his partner for the good job, but KVLT sends him down with a lariat as well!

Linzi Martin: What a retard. Why did he do that?

Larry Gordon: Its cause KVLTAMANIA is running wild!

Gonzo rolls over to his knees, shaking his head from side to side to clear the cobwebs from the lariat. KVLT is still in lariat mode, but Gonzo manages a punch under a lariat and sends him down on the canvas. Gonzo mounts him with repeated shots of kicks before dropping a knee on to his face and mounting him with punches and elbows to the face.

Larry Gordon: I think Gonzo may have gone bonkers.

Linzi Martin: Really Larry? Bonkers?

Larry Gordon: Look, I don’t have anyone writing my lines for me.

Meghan comes with a shin kick to his skull, knocking Gonzo a bit loopy, but as he stumbles around, KVLT lifts him up in the air, snap powerbombing him on the canvas. KVLT looks up right in to a double missile dropkick from the Cowgirls From Hell and as Tamika rids the ring of Gonzo, Meghan makes the cover on Hunter.

One…

Two…

Three.

Ding Ding Ding

Jenny Jersey: Winners of the match, the team of Tamika and Meghan Nash Strader… the Cowgirls From Hell!

You Are Cordially Invited…

Over the REBELTron, a previously recorded message with a fancy envelope opens and we begin to see a message written over a fancy card. It is read out loud.

Simon Kalis: You’re all cordially invited to the Simon Kalis-Tamika Nash Strader wedding ceremony, which we’re going to hold live at Birthday Bash on April 2nd, 2012 in Kabul, Afghanistan!

The crowd in the arena cheers as the envelope fades and we see Simon and Tamika standing together in embrace.

Simon Kalis: Unless you’re a Master of Armageddon, because fuck those guys!

Tamika Nash Strader: Yeah!

They kiss and we fade to black.

QUICK RESULTS

Hardcore Snowfall defeats The Space Age to advance in RP3T!
Might & Magic beats the DLC & Hardcore Entertainment to advance in RP3T! RIP Brandyn
Teresa Quaranta & Masakzu defeat Tru ReVolution to advance in RP3T!
The Cowgirls From Hell narrowly defeat Queens R Wild & Kvlt/Sullivan to advance in RP3T!

NEXT WEEK, ON MONDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION!

RP3T CONTINUES! Plus! REBEL Pro is NOT SAFE For The Masters of Armageddon!

Jack The Mackhammer versus Jeremy Gold versus Duncan Aries**

Bobby Lee versus Jack Spades

#10- Grade A Nastiness (Mark McNasty and Alex Wilkie) vs. #3 C3 © (Emily Corlen & Justin Case) versus #7 Might & Magic

#13- Dodo-A-Gogo (Lisa Seldon and Anna Mathews) vs #4 Sticks N Stones (Matt Stone & Marvin Wood)

#14- Thunderwolf/Jeffery Drake vs #16 Teresa Quaranta & Masakazu vs. Hardcore Snowfall

#5 Nature (Pohatu & Lucious Starr) vs. #18 The Cowgirls From Hell

REBEL Pro Aggression Title NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP Match*
Kvlt Drachen versus Violet Harper

* Denotes consequences at Birthday Bash for Violet if she loses, since she is an MoA cunt.
** Denotes consequences at Birthday Bash for Duncan Aries, since he is an MoA prick.

Oh, there’s more! AWARDS!

Congratulations are in order to both Alex(aka Lisa Seldon!) and Joel(aka Justin Case!) for great work in 2011. Not to mention Bean(aka Bubba J & Jethro Hayes) for being the best all round dude possible! I was going to do lovely actual presentation segments for them, but nobody sent me anything as far as a tiny speech. So blame them. The assholes. (jk I love you all! Even you reading!)

REBEL Pro Wrestler of the Year 2011: Lisa Seldon
REBEL Pro Rookie of the Year 2011: Lisa Seldon
REBEL Pro Face of the Year 2011: Lisa Seldon
REBEL Pro Heel of the Year 2011: Justin Case
REBEL Pro’s Most Improved of the year 2011: Justin Case
OOC Award, All Round Great Guy 2011: Bean

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