Grandpa Gary Promo

For some reason can't get this posted on the board as of yet. So posting it on the website and putting the link on the board.

* The morning foggy and crisp with this Duluth morning, the fogs so think an heavy you can feel it dampen your lungs with each breath you take. We find our selves standing by the Great Lake Superior. Singing going on in the distant “there was a farmer who had a dog an bingo was his name oh” We walk closer to the singing with every step it getting louder an louder. Until we almost run into the fanny pack hero Grandpa Gary himself. Gary’s skipping stones into the water. You may not beable to see the rocks but you can hear them skipping along the water. Gary turns to the camerman*
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Gary- isn’t this beautiful? “motioning with his hands like come on agree with me here”I got rid of my house for this. For this chance to be one with mother nature. Its become a weekly thing for me to come an wash away my sins that I have commited inside of the Rebel Pro wrestling ring. An this week is no different I’m doubling it up before my match an after my match with Akuma. See Akuma he thinks that I’m a dirty guy because I’ll freely eat scrapes out of a garbage can. So what if maggots are on it. Maggots are healthy for you an they do miricles in the medical field as well. Whats so wrong with saving a couple bucks when ever I can. I think your just scared to try something you may enjoy yourself.
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*Gary unzips his fanny pack an pulls out a package*
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Gary- Look at this here. I just found it in the grocery store. Its precooked bacon in a package. Who would have thought that idea up. It’s like a dream come true. Saves me the cooking process. I can’t help it I like bacon I’m in love with it. Akuma seems to have a problem with bacon perhaps he’s a Muslim. Congragulations on the advertisment for garys tampons. I think your going to need a douche you seem weak like perhaps you have sand in your vagina. Don’t worry I’m going to beat you so hard it should fall
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*Gary eats a couple of pieces of bacon going crazy with them eating loudly an smiling the whole time*
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Gary- desert time
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*Gary reaches into his back pocket an pulls his Wintergreen Kodiak out an snaps the can a couple of times than takes a nice sized pinch from his chew tin. He places it in his mouth an puts the can away*
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Gary-I successfully defended my Aggresion championship against Dumb an Dumber last week. Than I got attacked backstage. Akuma I beleave you are behind it because you are afraid of the master. Your scared I’ll gag you with my bacon. Pretty sad I was attacked no matter how much anyone in the Rebel Pro hates me, they can agree when I say, I am not afraid of anybody in this business.” Gary chuckles. ”Especially Akuma an his flock of goonies. Akumas had a lot to say this week.
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*Gary spits out a nice thick chew spit*
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Gary- Looks like the back of your pants will when I’m threw with you Akuma. I see success as being the man that everyone in the arena comes to see. All night, every night. Rockstar Grandpa Gary. People think its incredible to see a man of my age do the things I do fight after fight. But it really isn’t that amazing you just need to have a heart like I do an beliven yourself an anything is possible. Listen, There is an emotion when all of sudden you know, when you know the outcome of for your well being is in other hands. To surrender control is the ultimate freedom, to allow your fate to be destined by the whims and desire of others allows us access to those parts of ourselves which otherwise would remain hidden and untapped; I would never in my life allow another man or woman that control but I have known that freedom and I live with it everyday, it allows me to indulged myself in those very desires others only touch on at night, alone in the shadows of their worlds, prisoners.
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*Gary smiles letting the chew drool start to drip down his chin an into his beard. Gary’s just as happy as could be. The light chilled wind coming in from the lake blows garys hair all to one side of his head as he runs his hands threw it.*
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Gary-I want to tell you that it is all going to get worse. The pain that you feel at your loss that you know is coming right now is indescribable. I envy you the experience that you are so immersed in today. The emptiness you feel inside is an insatiable hunger that can never be satisfied. Every moment and space in time will; forever have a hole where you should be. The constant demoralizing sadness must be so sweet I only wish I could participate of it but I'm a winner. But that denial in itself is a sweet repast for me for I know that feeling from when I was child surrounded by the violence and religious bigotry of the old school catholic school system and without the compassion of another human being. you have the better chance of seeing the Truth yet Akuma, you have the greater opportunity of being free. But I hope it hurts Akuma and tomorrow I will add to that pain not by only beating but by you realizing your not as big an bad as you beleave you to be.. You will find yourself in that ring, alone beyond the reach of your goonies. You will cry out and you will beg and they will stand there helpless and they will look into your eyes and you will see there betrayal right there and the pain you feel will multiply as one more member of you goonie family deserts you. By not coming to your aid. This needs to be a fair fight.
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*Gary blows a kiss into the camera than pulls out a small notebook*
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Gary-In the page before this is a list of names, a list of things to do and a list of how to do those things to those people. My intent is marked out on that page in a manner so graphic that I doubt any court in the land would not find me guilty of crimes against humanity just for harbouring those desires and let us not misunderstand the context of the contents of that page; They are desires. But … such a word is but. It is a magic word that disarms so many statements, so very many intentions are laid neutered by those three letters. But, having given my desires for and there by function through these words I feel cheated and I have only myself to blame. Yet it serves a purpose and even in this act of denial to which I readily admit full responsibility I gain so much more. So what if I want to try making human bacon it’s a free country.
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Gary- Just a quick example. Example, Akuma. A man whoknows the depth of vagrancy might learn a little from reliving the experience. A few days in a basement so that his sweat, feces and urine provide a suitable aroma before we bring him back in to the light of day. An unmarked van and random destination to spice up the experience, a little spray to take his voice away and a dash of Wild Turkey to complete his image of a bum; twenty-four hours should provide Akuma with an alternative to the lifestyle he has become so used to in the Rebel Pro. The idea has become real and yet lessened in the act of writing it down in these pages. This and more I have penned and the names I have associated with deeds my desires yearn to enact have become all at once all the more real and yet lessened and I know why.
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*Gary munches on some bacon fat as he’s laughing garys turning into a different kind of old man almost going dark on us*
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Gary- Speaking of my opponent, I must say that you did an excellent job Akuma… After you had that nice rant a few days ago you looked like you might be ready to prove yourself to everyone. You looked like you were ready to man up and show what you were made of in the ring the next night. As you so eloquently put it… you were going to put me in my place.my happy place the place of a champion.
*Gary runs into the might lake superior to was away the sins that he is about to commit,*