REBEL/NAPW Supershow V 04/15/2008

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04/15/2008
The arena is sold out… over five hundred fans are chanting REBEL, REBEL! The closed circuit broadcast is being shown in the Garrett Strip Clubs as usual.
It’s sold nearly two hundred tickets at the Grady Cole Center in Charlotte to watch on big screen. But as a favor to NAPW fans, the Ogden Hall and Polish
Halls are also getting feed and have sold out both buildings to watch it. This is it, the first one of the year.. REBEL AND NAPW’S SUPERSHOW FIVE!

Rob Martinez stands in the ring alone and the crowd dies down as he takes the mic.

ROB MARTINEZ: WELCOME! To the fans watching through out the Carolinas and for the first time ever, were broadcasting closed circuit in Calgary and Edmonton…
WELCOME TO THE FIFTH SUPERSHOW! I am your host and sole broadcaster of the evening.

Jack Jones enters through the curtain.

JACK JONES: Well, well, well… I think you got that all wrong. You DO have a partner, and he is one handsome guy. That’s me! Jack “Attack” Jones!

Jack Jones enters the ring and smiles standing next to Rob.

JACK JONES: Tonight REBEL collides and GETS BEAT DOWN, by NAPW!

CROWD: BOOOOOOS, F*CK YOU JONES!

ROB MARTINEZ: Tonight, NAPW does indeed battle REBEL, but the winners will be determine later! We have two intefed matches, an eight man tag match, and
Ten Thousand Dollar Bunkhouse Stampede!

JACK JONES: Matt Kurtis will DESTROY Malone tonight and you will see Southern Destruction fold faster than the South did in the Civil War, when they face
S.A.D!

CROWD: F*CK YOU JONES… F*CK YOU JONES!

ROB MARTINEZ: That and three titles on the line tonight… including the Carolinas title, the NAPW World title and REBEL World Tag team titles defending
in a LADDER MATCH!

JACK JONES: And Terry Brandon draws the next World title match recipient all tonight in what will no doubt be one..

ROB MARTINEZ: SUPERSHOW!

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“Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you”

“Bad Boys” by Inner Circle rings throughout the REBEL Arena as “Bad Boy” Joey Malone appears through the curtain. Securely fastened around his waist is
the Extreme Jobber Title. Joey makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of cheers, with a few boos coming from some rowdy REBEL fans in the back.

JENNY JERSEY: The following NAPW contest is a grudge match scheduled for one fall! First, making his way to the ring, from Lloydminster, Alberta. Weighing
in tonight at two hundred and thirty one pounds, he is a member of the Worker’s Guild of Alberta AND the NAPW Extreme Jobber Champion… “BAD BOY” JOEY
MALONE!

Malone quickly slides under the ropes and raises his arms as he walks about the ring. He hands the Extreme Jobber Title to Jenny Jersey. A silence takes
over the crowd. A silence broken by METAL.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, from Wickliffe, Kentucky. He weighed in tonight at three hundred and fifteen ready pounds, “The Bluegrass Badass”… MATTHEW
KURTIS!

Matthew Kurtis, wearing his signature black cut-off t-shirt, appears from the back to a large chorus of boos. The crowd seems extra mad tonight, even going
so far as to chuck a soda can in his direction. Kurtis eventually makes it into the ring and removes his shirt, throwing it into the front row.

It gets thrown right back.

Scowling, Matt tosses it as far as he can, into the seventh row.

Annnnnd it comes arcing back. Matt makes to throw it again, then just drops it out of the ring and gives the crowd what-for.

ROB MARTINEZ: Not a lot of Matt Kurtis fans in Alberta OR Carolina. Well Jack, these two have a score to settle tonight, and I think we’ll see this feud
come to a head in this match.

JACK JONES: You’re damn right Rob, these two want to get this over with, and only one man is walking out of here tonight. Hint: He’s six-eleven, three-hundred
and fifteen pounds and NOT Joey Malone.

The bell sounds and the obvious size advantage of Matthew Kurtis comes into play immediately. He lays a stiff clothesline into Malone’s chest. Malone is
down, and Kurtis with the cover! But nothing happens as Malone with the quick kick-out. Kurtis seems content on setting the pace as he brings Joey Malone
up and lays him down with a spinning side slam!

ONE… TWO… NO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh, Joey. He shows so much heart, but Matthew Kurtis is a wrecking ball in human form… an angry wrecking ball.

JACK JONES: Malone’ll be lucky to get back to Canada in one piece after the Bluegrass Badass is through with him!

Kurtis, giving a stiff right hand to Malone, runs back to the ropes and comes back with a HUGE Clothesline From Kentucky! Kurtis covers Malone again…
ONE!

TWO!

NO! Malone with the kick out!

Joey Malone, whilst slowly being stood up by Kurtis, lays into Matthew’s gut with a forearm, but Kurtis barely flinches and then decks Malone with haymaker!
Kurtis begins to stomp mud holes in Malone as Joey wretches in agony!

STOMP!

STOMP!

STOMP!

Malone begins crawling towards the ropes as Referee Alan Stone pulls Kurtis away from the man, giving him a stern talking. Matthew pushes the ref back and
takes a hold of Malone’s leg and begins stomping into his hide again.

ROB MARTINEZ: Jack, this match is getting too cruel to watch. Malone is way too undersized to counter Kurtis’ six foot-eleven stature. The fans are behind
him, but they’re asking for a miracle!

JACK JONES: You know… Maybe Malone can pull this off, Rob.

ROB MARTINEZ: What? You really think so?

JACK JONES: Sure, and maybe NAPW will actually give me a raise. In other words, no chance in hell!

Kurtis raises Malone and sends him into the ropes, he comes back, BIG BOOT! The thunder of the boot to Malone’s mug sends a few shrieks through the crowd.
Kurtis doesn’t even cover, just mounts Malone’s prone figure and begins pounding his face in with rights and lefts! A forearm too! Kurtis with the mutilation,
but is stopped again by Referee Alan Stone, who is shoved away once again. Kurtis picks up Malone again, who just falls back to the mat, almost unconscious.
Kurtis manages to raise him up, finally, and…

JOEY STARTS THROWING RIGHT HANDS!

The crowd cheers crazily when Malone shows life. Even Rob Martinez and Jack Jones look surprised at their table. Malone rises on his own and hits a right
hand! Another… He’s trying to build some momentum, the crowd rallying behind him!

Or Matt just knees Joey in the midsection to cut him off without mercy. Malone stumbles to the ropes, out… INTO A YAKUZA KICK. Kurtis covers, it’s over!
ONE!

TWO!…

and Matt pulls Joey off the canvas right before three to a hail of boos.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh come on! Matthew Kurtis, he

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had this match won. This is just inhuman! The referee needs to think about stopping this match.

JACK JONES: Malone should’ve quit a long time ago, he’s just getting what’s coming to him. He’s not stupid enough to think he’s got a chance in this thing!
ROB MARTINEZ: He’s got heart, Jack! Whatever Matt Kurtis may dish out, Joey won’t go down without a fight!

JACK JONES: He doesn’t seem to have any brains, either.

Malone begins to rise, slowly, but surely. But his attempt is put to rest as Kurtis nails Joey in the back of the head with a closed fist. Kurtis abandons
the three quarter facelock and sets him up for the Bluegrass Bomb!

JACK JONES: He’s calling for it!

Kurtis raises Malone to his shoulders…

MALONE ROLLS FORWARD AND ROLLS UP KURTIS!

ONE!

TWO!

THR… NO!

NO! KURTIS KICKS OUT!

Much to the crowd’s disapproval, Kurtis kicks out and the pure force of the kick out sends Malone flying back into Referee Alan Stone, who takes a hard
falls through the ropes and down to the hard floor on the outside. Malone is dazed, but realizes that Kurtis is back up and pissed! Matthew grabs Joey
by the hair and drags him to the middle of the ring! Kurtis lifts Malone up for the Bluegrass Bomb!

ROB MARTINEZ: Malone is going to be killed! Joey is holding into his head, Kurtis cannot finish the devastating Bluegrass Bomb! Wait! What?!

JACK JONES: Holy hell! It’s MANDY!

Out of the crowd comes Mandy, Matthew Kurtis’ ex-girlfriend!

MANDY IN THE RING!

LOW BLOW TO KURTIS! LOW BLOW TO KURTIS!

Many rolls out as Kurtis drops backwards in pain, grabbing his groin. Malone seems hazy, but realizes the situation. Referee Alan Stone is rolled back into
the ring by Mandy! Malone to his feet… he picks up Kurtis, who is still in shock. He grabs Matthew’s hair and sends him crashes to the mat head first!
ROB MARTINEZ: BAD BLASTER! Malone hit his finisher! Oh my god!

Joey desperately rolls up Matt as the referee makes a count —

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

The bell rings as Malone immediately rolls out of the ring and joins Mandy on the outside. Jenny Jersey grabs her microphone.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner… “BAD BOY” JOEY MALONE!

Jersey pauses…

JENNY JERSEY: As well, the NEW Extreme Jobber Champion… MATTHEW KURTIS!

Referee Alan Stone starts to return to his normal state and goes to hand the very pissed off Matthew Kurtis his new championship, but Kurtis responds with
a punch to Stone’s face, knocking the poor guy out again! Matt is up, and oh my. Does he ever look angry.

No, like. REALLY angry.

Malone and Mandy, both with their arms raised, walk down the aisle! Joey is ECSTATIC, Mandy bouncing excitedly and celebrating with him. She waves to a
seething Matthew Kurtis…

ROB MARTINEZ: I can’t believe what we’ve just seen! Joey Malone just picked up his first singles win in… how long, Jack Jones?

JACK JONES: Over a year at least! Probably almost two years!

ROB MARTINEZ: Matt Kurtis was having his way with Malone, just toying with him, but a shocking return of Matt’s ex-girlfriend cost him the match! Hell hath
no fury like a woman scorned… I don’t want to be in that locker room when Matthew Kurtis gets back there. What an upset by Joey Malone!

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The lights dim slightly as “When the Lights Go Out” by The Black Keys hits the speaker system of the REBEL Arena. To a mixed reaction from the REBEL Pro
fans, though largely positive, “LDK” Lloyd Rees walks out from behind the curtain, Bayman Jakey in tow. The Newfie duo hit the ring and waste no time as
“LDK” grabs the microphone.

LLOYD REES: I had two important reasons fer come’n down t’North Carolina tonight. Sure, da first one has t’do with me match later on dis even’n. Da match
where TEAM NAPW is go’n take TEAM REBEL t’da wood shed and show d’hem what wrasslin’ is all about. But, da second is no less important. A few weeks ago,
in one of da greatest matches of me career against Kyle Roberts, I won da right t’challenge fer da REBEL Pro World Heavyweight Championship and I have
a feel’n da time is right. So, I’m lay’n down me challenge.

The crowd perks up, curious.

LLOYD REES: May 13th, at Naval Attack I’m challenge’n whoever holds da title be it Phoenix, Massacre, Castle, Roberts, or Kurtis t’put it on da line against
“LDK”. Now, I knew for awhile d’hat t’night would be da night d’hat I sent dis challenge

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I thought, REBEL Pro’s Champion against da best technical wrassler da business has t’offer? Hmmm…What could we do t’make dis a match t’remember, a match
where REBEL and NAPW styles could truly collide. D’hen Jakey, good bless him, told me he had an idea d’hat would make dis match a memorable one. I ain’t
about t’steal da mans thunder so…

Rees hands the microphone to Bayman Jakey.

BAYMAN JAKEY: Well when me ol’buddy told me d’hat he wanted a good match fer his shot at da REBEL Pro World Title, an idea just popped right in me head.
Ya got “LDK” here, one of da best technical wrasslers in da business, so let’s do a Submission Match, great idea right?

REBEL fans are not that impressed. They like their violence.

BAYMAN JAKEY: I ain’t finished…I knew just a normal Submission match wouldn’t go over great down here so, let’s put it in a Steel Cage!

Jakey hands the microphone back to “LDK”.

LLOYD REES: D’hats right! So at Naval Attack it’s go’n t’be a outright TECHICAL TERRORFEST as me, “DA TECHNICAL TERROR”, “LDK”, Lloyd Rees goes one on one
with da REBEL Pro World Heavyweight Champion in a Submission Cage Match! D’hat should be a title match t’remember!

The crowd seems pleased with Lloyd’s challenge as they match their way backstage.

ROB MARTINEZ: You heard it here first, fans! May 13th, in Norfolk Virginia, Lloyd Rees has challenged the REBEL Pro World Heavyweight Champion to a SUBMISSION
CAGE MATCH! That’ll be something else!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following NAPW tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and will be contested under SUPERSTAR RULES!!

A pop from the mostly REBEL crowd. There’s going to be some blood here…

“Southern Hospitality” hits the speakers as our first team makes their way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, weighing in at a toal combined weight of four hundred and fifty four pounds: “HARD HITTIN” Hank Henderson, and “The Dynasty”
Dan Miller! They are SOUTHERN DESTRUCTION!!

A decent pop for these two, but those cheers quickly change…

“When All is Said and Done” takes over the speakers, which can only mean…

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, accompanied by Dextro! They weigh in at a total combined weight of four hundred and ninety four pounds: SUPERSTAR TOMMY
DEATHROW! KRUSTY KID PAUL! The Sexy Adorable Drunks!

Deathrow is through the curtains first, holding a vodka bottle high above his head. Dextro is right after, and then KKP, who ignores the fans and charges
past everyone into the ring, attacking the first person he can get his hands on, Dan Miller. Deathrow hands the bottle to Dextro and follows his partner
in, jumps on Hank Henderson, and the two trade punches as referee John Sharplin calls for the bell.

ROB MARTINEZ: Katy, bar the door! We’ve got a pier-six brawl here!

JACK JONES: Superstar Rules, REBEL rules, it’s all one thing: OUT OF CONTROL!

KKP nails Miller with a Cactus Jack clothesline, taking the two of them to the floor. Miller crashes into the guard rail, and KKP looks under the ring for
a weapon of some sort, coming out with a garbage can. He lifts it high, ready to clobber Miller with it, but “The Dynasty” responds with a boot to the
gut. KKP drops the can, Miller kicks it out of the way, then lays in with a series of kicks to the quads, which takes KKP to his knees, then Miller follows
up with a stiff kick to the head, which draws an “ooo” from the fans. Even if they did boo him for tossing the garbage can away.

In the ring Henderson and Deathrow trade forearm shots, with Deathrow getting the upper hand. The Sexy One rears back to land a shot, but Henderson ducks,
sweeps behind, and catches Deathrow with a half neslon suplex. Deathrow hits the mat hard, and Henderson goes for a cover. One… Two… Deathrow kicks
out! Henderson calls to his partner, who tosses the garbage can into the ring. Henderson sets the can up, then brainbusters Deathrow onto the garbage can!
That gets a cheer, and Henderson goes for another cover! One… two… KKP in to break up the fall! And just as quickly he dives through the ropes onto
Miller with a somewhat sloppy (but effective) Tope!

ROB MARTINEZ: Not so much a tag team match as a full out brawl!

JACK JONES: What more did you expect out of SUPERSTAR RULES match? Catch-as-Catch-Can?

KKP is up first and he lands a vicious knee smash to the face of Miller. Miller’s head is driven into the guard rail, and KKP keeps up the attack, landing
several more knee smashes. He backs up to take a running start at Miller, but Miller moves out of the way, and KKP sails over the railing and lands on
the cement floor! Miller to his feet, his blond hair turning pink in the back (probably from the guard rail). KKP is getting to his feet. Miller climbs
onto the ring apron, then gestures for the fans to move… KKP is up, he looks around…

MILLER OFF THE RING APRON WITH A BLOCKBUSTER!

Both men wind up onder a pile of chairs as the fans cheer them on. In the ring, Henderson has been trying to lock up Deathrow in a leg vice, but Deathrow
fights free and locks Henderson’s head between his legs! Deathrow rolls over… Henderson’s face is positioned over the garbage can… the fans know what’s
coming next…

TOTAL

NONSTOP

TOMMY!!

Deathrow’s face is awash in blood from the brainbuster on the grabage can, but he still has a sick grin as Henderson’s face connects each time! He lets
go of the hold and goes for a cover! One… two… Henderson gets a shoulder up! Deathrow hauls Henderson up into a reverse crucifix… TOMMYHAWK! Henderson
driven into the mat! Deathrow makes another cover! One… two… Miller makes the save! Deathrow turns and sneers at Miller, then lunges forward with a
headbutt. Miller is knocked into the ropes, and Deathrow lays in with some stiff chops! KKP climbs back over the railing, and back into the ring. He pounces
on a rising Henderson, nailing a running neckbreaker. And now KKP goes to the ring apron and yells for a chair from one of the fans…

JACK JONES: Now, he had to know how this would turn out…

ROB MARTINEZ: Just shut up and duck!

Indeed, the chairs are flying as fans try to be a part of the show (even if they don’t like SAD much). KKP smartly gets off the apron, then grins as he
watches folding chair after folding chair sail into the ring.

CLANG

Miller gets nailed.

CLANG

Henderson takes one to the back.

CLANG

Deathrow has one land on his head.

CLANG

Sharplin gets one in the side of the head.

Security is out to stop the fans from getting out of control, but there are about half a dozen chairs littering the ring. KKP slides back in, and grabs
the first one he finds. He lines up Dan Miller, whose blond hair is now pink. Miller is on his feet. He staggers around…

KKP SWINGS FOR THE FENCES!

MILLER DUCKS!!

KKP hits the ropes with the chair, which bounces back into his face. It’s his turn to stagger around…

MILLER DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO KKP’S FACE!

The Krusty one is down, and Miller hits a standing moonsault, then covers! One… two… Deathrow with the save! Deathrow smacks Miller in the back with
a chair, then picks him up for a Dominator onto the chairs! He covers!

ONE!

TWO!!

Henderson makes the save! He lays in with stiff forearms to the back of Deathrow, then hoists him up for a back suplex onto the chairs! And he covers! One…
two… Deathrow manages to kick out! KKP was nowhere to be found…

ROB MARTINEZ: Krusty Kid Paul looking under the ring again…

JACK JONES: Who puts all this junk under there, anyways? I mean really, what kind of ring crew needs this to set it up?

KKP pulls out some more plunder. Broomstick, garbage can lid, what looks like electrical cords. KKP reaches in and grabs Miller by the hair, and pulls him
to the ropes, then wraps the electrical cord around Millers throat! KKP pulls back, trying to choke the life out of his opponent! Henderson with a baseball
slide, manages to knock KKP off Miller, but Deathrow is up, and drops an elbow across Henderson’s sternum! Deathrow grabs the broomstick and breaks it
across Henderson’s stomach!

Now Deathrow takes the broken end and starts to jab it into the forehead of the “Hard Hittin’” one! Blood starts to pour from the forehead of Henderson,
as KKP tosses a table into the ring! And another! Deathrow doesn’t notice, as he’s too occupied trying to bleed Henderson dry! Miller is back up, and he
catches Deathrow with an enziguri, causing Deathrow to break the hold! Miller to the top rope, Deathrow turns around…

TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINER!

Deathrow lands on his head, and Miller hooks the legs for a pin! One… two… KKP is there to break it up! And now he’s setting up the table in the corner…
Miller goes back to work on Deathrow, hauling him up, and going for a victory roll… Deathrow holds on to Miller’s legs, and has him trapped in an Electric
Chair position! Deathrow drops Miller back first onto the turnbuckles! Henderson charges Deathrow with a clothesline! Deathrow moves, and Henderson crashes
into Miller! Deathrow looks to KKP, ready to whip him into their opponents, but KKP is still setting up the table.

Deathrow charges into Henderson, driving his shoulder into his midsection. Miller is smashed up behind both men, and seems to be the worse for wear. KKP
charges in and splashes all three men! Miller slumps to the ground. Henderson is hurt as well. Deathrow looks more confused than angry, but sees the table,
and drags Henderson towards it. Deathrow tosses Henderson onto the table, then climbs on as well.

JACK JONES: He’s going to give him the Deathrow Driver on the table!

The fans are on their feet in anticipation. KKP looks on, but fails to notice Dan Miller getting to his feet. Miller dropkicks KKP into the table! Deathrow
loses his balance, which allows Henderson to back body drop Deathrow onto the turnbuckles! Deathrow is crumpled on the mat! KKP tries to drag Henderson
off the table, but Miller is there to make the save. And now Henderson is down, and the nail KKP with TOTAL ELIMINATION! Miller with a cover! One… two…
KKP gets a shoulder up! KKP struggles to his feet, Henderson hauls Miller up… KKP is standing, turns around…

ROCKET LAUNCHER SPLASH!!

KKP and Miller go over the top rope, but Miller grabs the rope and skins the cat to get back in. Deathrow is back up. He climbs on the table and dives off
of it onto Miller, nailing a desperation clothesline! He lays in with fists, trying to draw more blood from the head of “The Dynasty”. Henderson cracks
a chair over the head of Deathrow, ending his offence right there. Henderson picks up Deathrow and nails a back breaker, but holds on to him, leaving him
face up on his knee.

Miller to the second rope… leg drop!

DE- HEADER!

Miller with a cover! One… two… Dextro pulls Miller off of the pin! Henderson and Miller double drop kick Dextro to the floor! And now — Henderson
signals to the table! They drag Deathrow up and take him to the top turnbuckle! Deathrow trying to elbow his way out of it, but henderson and Miller manage
to keep hold of him, allowing them to hit

HARD HITTIN’ and SIDE SPLITTIN’!

The table explodes into splinters as all three men crash through it! The fans are on their feet as Miller makes the cover, and Henderson keeps an eye on
KKP, who is on his feet and climbing into the ring…

ONE!!

KKP is through the ropes…

TWO!!

He sees his partner is down… and stops where he is?

THREE!!

JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners! Southern Destruction!

A huge pop from the fans for a hard earned win, but there is a LOT of confusuion right now. ROB MARTINEZ: Southern Destruction with a HUGE victory over
the former NAPW Tag Team Champions… but… I don’t know exactly what we just saw here.

JACK JONES: What we saw was one TEAM against two guys. This isn’t the SAD that raised hell for so long.

Indeed. Dextro is helping Tommy up as KKP goes over to the corner where Tommy’s vodka bottle is. Tommy looks angry and confused as he marches over to his
partner…

SMASH!!

KKP breaks the bottle over Deathrow’s head! Dextro tries to help out his friend, but gets the broken neck of the bottle ground into his forehead! Deathrow
struggles to his knees, and KKP grabs him by the hair, and stabs him in the forehead with the broken glass, drawing more blood! He hauls Deathrow to his
feet, then nails him with the Bottle Opener! Deathrow is down and pouring blood from his head! Dextro is bleeding badly as well. KKP finds the second table
he tossed in, and sets it up center ring!

He drags Tommy up and sets him on the table.

Dextro is dragged up. Paul sets him up for a powerbomb.

He takes in the mixture of boos and cheers from the fans.

Then powerbombs Dextro onto Tommy Deathrow.

Table number two for Deathrow tonight. Krusty Kid Paul surveys the carnage in the ring. The chairs. The broken tables. The various weapons he brought in.
And the two broken men laying centre ring.

And then he leaves. Leaving Rob Martinez to echo everyone else’s thoughts right now:

ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT THE HELL??!!

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JACK JONES: … really, though, it was a simple matter of igniting the orange juice with my trusty zippo lighter and presto-whammo, problem solved.

ROB MARTINEZ: Why didn’t you just call an exterminator?

JACK JONES: And give those pirates my money? No thanks, I dealt with those grasshoppers myself! Though it did take a while for my eyebrows to grow back…
“Take Me On” by A-Ha kicks up? Bwah? Oh, it’s the totally retro polyester suit wearing NAPW commissioner, Terry Brandon! He is holding a large sack.

JACK JONES: Oh Terry, that song went out with the flock of seagulls. No, really, a flock of seagulls stole Terry’s original LP!

ROB MARTINEZ: Some of our fans probably don’t know what an “LP” is…

JACK JONES: Lousy kids. Get offa my lawn!

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, the commissioner of NAPW… TERRY BRANDON!

The crowd gives mild applause, I mean, they don’t hate Terry, but they’re here to see WRESTLING. And chair shots. Either or. Jenny holds the mic for Terry,
as his hands are full with his sack. Shut up, Brion.

TERRY BRANDON: Thank you Jenny, and don’t go anywhere! REBEL fans, are you having a good time tonight? What a show so far, and we’re not even halfway through!
I gotta say, the fans in Alberta and you fans down here in Carolina… you gotta be some of the best wrestling fans in the entire world. Give yourself
a round of applause, yeah, come on!

The crowd cheers. A “REBEL, REBEL” chant breaks out.

TERRY BRANDON: Now I don’t want to come out here and take up too much of your time, I know you didn’t put down your hard-earned money to come see an old
fart like me talk the night away. If you’ll just give me a couple minutes, it’s time to determine who wrestles for the NAPW title NEXT WEEk! I know you
fans know all about KRENSHOV’s knee injury, with your internet and all that. That left our world champion without a challenger next week. So I thought,
what better time to give somebody a shot at the title who maybe has never gotten one? Maybe somebody who’s been out of the title picture for a long time!
In this bag are the names of almost every single NAPW superstar… and some REBEL Pro wrestlers too! I thought, hell, why not! Might as well give somebody
a shot! Now Jenny, I know I didn’t ask you this earlier, but I’d like you to do the honors! If you would…

Jenny smiles, looking embarrassed, as the crowd cheers wildly for her. Terry opens the bag and Jenny is about to put her hand into the name slips WHEN.
The Bravey starts up, and out come THE DARK MARKET!

ROB MARTINEZ: “The Motivator” Bryan Williams and “The Richest SOB on The Planet” Eric Thompson? What are they doing out here?

Thompson and Williams, carrying a briefcase, hit the ring to a chorus of boos. Brandon is looking at them curiously. Thompson takes the mic from Jenny.
ERIC THOMPSON: Now hold on Terry Brandon. I know that you put the names of myself and my partner into that bag, because the Dark Market are soon going to
hold ALL the gold in REBEL, why not NAPW as well? But we had a better idea. Terry, forget doing this “random draw.” Just give the title shot to me!

TERRY BRANDON: Who the hell do you think you are? This is the NAPW World Title, you can’t just waltz in and demand a shot. Jenny’s going to pick a name,
and that man will get the title shot. If it’s not you, tough titties.

ERIC THOMPSON: You know who I am? I’m the Richest SOB on The Planet! Bryan, show Mr. Brandon just why he wants to give me the title shot!

Williams puts the briefcase down on the mat and pops it open. It is LOADED with greenbacks.

ERIC THOMPSON: $10,000 right there, all for you, just name me to the NAPW World Title shot! Don’t worry about me, I’ve got lots — and I’ll win it back
in the Bunkhouse Stampede later tonight anyways!

Terry actually looks mesmerized by the cash. All he has to do is name the man, and he gets ten G for ten seconds of work…

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh no, Terry, don’t do it!

JACK JONES: Do it! Do it! Do it! Hey, he owes me money for that Superbowl bet anyways!

Brandon screws up his face and then takes the mic back.

TERRY BRANDON: You know, that’s a lot of dough, and I love dough! But one I love more is the SPORT of professional wrestling, and I won’t sully the integrity
of it. Now we’re going to make this drawing, and feel free to stay out here and watch, but you’re not buying your way to a title. Now Jenny, if you would…
Jenny reaches in and rummages around, mixing up the names good. Thompson is still wearing his smirk, though his eyes betray a bit of anger at his bribe
being denied. He and Williams stand close, watching… Jenny finally reaches out a folded card and hands it to Brandon.

TERRY BRANDON: Well how about it… next week, getting an NAPW World Title shot… will be…

The audience leans in. The Dark Market lean in. Brandon looks right at Thompson, grinning.

TERRY BRANDON: PRINCE W. DARKO!

The crowd boos and cheers. But then they turn totally to boos as The Dark Market knock the sack out of Brandon’s hands in anger, advancing on him…

ROB MARTINEZ: Give me a break — THOMAS YOUNG AND JEFF JAMES! YOUNG & JAMES GETTING INTO IT WITH THE DARK MARKET! These two are still going at it, oh my
gosh!

Young & James knock the Dark Market out of the ring and the four brawl back down the aisle as security comes out. Prince W. Darko gets the World Title shot
next week in Alberta… and there’s still a lot more to go tonight here in Carolina!

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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is scheduled for one fall is and for the REBEL PRO CAROLINAS CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challenger.
He hails from Houston, Texas. Weighing in at two-hundred-twenty-seven pounds. NICK EVERHARDT!

‘Heretics & Killers’ starts up as Nick Everhardt steps out from behind the curtain. He makes his way down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans as he
heads towards the ring for this, his first chance at gold in REBEL Pro.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent. Hailing from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Weighing in at two- hundred-thirty-five pounds. He is the REBEL PRO CAROLINAS CHAMPION!
MIKEY MASSACRE!

Cue ‘Let It Go’ by Def Leppard and the champion appears at the top of the aisle with a steel chair in his hand, wearing his traditional singlet and A MANNY
X. T-SHIRT! And the crowd give him just as sizeable a pop as they gave Everhardt.

ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd love Mikey Massacre, especially after that tremendous victory over JJ Nickels at ‘Infamous’ last week.

Mikey is just about at the ring – when he throws the chair down to the ground! The crowd cheer again as he slides into the ring and immediately extends
his hand. And the two men shake!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a show of sportsmanship from both men here.

JACK JONES: Urgh, I’ve seen better…

Referee Dale McDonald holds the belt up above his head as the bell sounds to start this match. Both competitors step forward towards the center of the ring
as Mikey offers up a collar and elbow tie-up. Accepted. Neither man gets the advantage straight off the bat, but Massacre goes first as he ducks around
the back – only to be brought down by a headlock takedown. Everhardt gets caught by a leg scissors, forcing him to release the hold before both men re-attain
their vertical bases.

Now, to try again. Another collar and elbow grapple and this time, Everhardt manages to push his opponent towards the corner. The official calls for a break,
which he gets before the three count. The challenger backs off, allowing Massacre to leave the corner and the two of them lock up once more. Everhardt
gains the upper hand as he slips around the back, taking the champ off his feet with a belly-to-back suplex. Into an armbar.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey Massacre is a very sound technical wrestler, but the challenger, Nick Everhardt appears to have his number in the early going.

Massacre tries to counter the hold, but the best is he can do is reach the ropes as Dale McDonald calls for the break. Everhardt releases the hold and again
allows his opponent to get back to his feet – whereupon the challenger unleashes an offensive flurry! European uppercut, followed by some chops to the
chest and Massacre has been back against the ropes. An Irish whip sends him across the ring as he bounces back – into the EVERPLEX–NO! Mike Massacre blocks
with some back elbows causing Everhardt to release his grip. He stumbles back, and Massacre catches him with an atomic drop! The champion bounces off the
ropes – BULLDOG!

JACK JONES: How can these fans cheer both men? I’ve seen Joey Malone wrestle better matches than this – JOEY MALONE!

Massacre hooks a leg, only getting a two-count before the challenger kicks out. Everhardt is helped back to his feet as Mikey lines him up for a dropkick
– connects! And again – connects! Everhardt is dragged back to his feet again, before being caught by an arm wringer. Massacre twists around once for leverage
– but Everhardt reverses! Now it is he who has the hold locked in, and he takes the champ down with a leg sweep followed up by an elbow drop to the chest!
Both men scramble back to their feet. Mikey goes for a lariat – DUCKED – and the challenger goes behind — KOBASHI SPECIAL! Lateral press!

ONE!

TWO!

KICK-OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: The champion lost his head for a second and it nearly cost him!

Massacre is trying to get back to his feet, only to be caught by a small package! Two-count only! And Everhardt is on his man like a dog with a bone as
he traps the champion with a modified surfboard. His knee digging into the back as Dale McDonald checks for the submission. It’s not likely, but he’s got
to check.

JACK JONES: Is this one over yet?

ROB MARTINEZ: Nowhere near, Jonesy. The champ still has some fight in him, and he’s battling his way back to his feet!

Indeed he is, Rob. In fact, he’s on his feet. The adrenaline rushing through his veins as he works a reversal to the surfboard – putting Nick Everhardt
in a standing surfboard! Massacre breaks the hold before spinning his opponent around. A toe kick to the midsection doubles Everhardt over – SUPLEX –
NO! Everhardt uses his legs to block, and he goes for a suplex of his own — NO! Mikey drops down the back! Both men turn to face their opponent … STAND-OFF!
ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd are on their feet, showing their appreciation, but it seems like neither man can gain a real advantage in this match.

The champion pauses for a moment as he looks towards the crowd. He can hear their chants. They’re a REBEL Pro crowd – and they only want one thing! Massacre
points to the outside – and Everhardt nods in agreement! Both men climb out opposite sides of the ring as the crowd almost explode in anticipation!

Mikey Massacre has grabbed his chair from earlier, whilst Nick Everhardt is searching under the ring for one, which he promptly finds. Both men lift their
chairs in the air to a cheer from the crowd! The champ charges around the ring, but his opponent is on his way as well. Everhardt swings first, but his
chair shot is blocked by Massacre! And the champion bats the chair out of his opponent’s hands with a shot of his own. Everhardt looks shocked – until
he’s caught by a CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL! He’s staggering, but still standing as Massacre sends the chair straight to the rib cage of his opponent! The
challenger is doubled over on the outside, and Mikey lifts the chair high above his he–NO! Everhardt charges, sending the champ back first into the steel
guard rail! And Massacre is whipped into the steel steps, tumbling over them in dramatic fashion as he does so.

JACK JONES: You know, I still don’t see the appeal in this…

Mikey is using the apron to get back to his feet, fortunately his opponent is still feeling those chair shots. Both men are on their feet as Everhardt heads
towards the champ – shot to the midsection! Mikey’s fighting back! He lands a succession of shots to the gut of Nick Everhardt – DDT ON THE OUTSIDE! Massacre
with the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THNOOOOO!

ROB MARTINEZ: The champion with a near fall after that DDT at ring side.

And now, the champion is going under the ring. For the first time this show, what he’ll find, nobody knows. Well the crowd do as they spy that Mikey Massacre
has wood – in the shape of THREE TABLES! Everhardt is near the railings, using them to stand up as Massacre throws one of the tables at him! The second
he sets up against the ring. The third is set up in the aisle, and the first one, well that’s thrown into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Nick Everhardt is out of his element in this hardcore atmosphere, and that DDT still has him more than a little woozy.

The crowd cheer as Mikey Massacre points towards the, uh, the second table. The one against the ring. He grabs his opponent by the head and limps towards
the table, dragging the dazed Everhardt behind him. Hard forearm shot to the face by Massacre – BLOCKED! Everhardt fires back with one of his own as the
two competitors trade blows! Massacre goes for a boot to the gut – CAUGHT! Massacre is spun around … EVERPLEX! THROUGH THE TABLE! And Everhardt goes
for the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREENOOOOOO! KICK-OUT BY MASSACRE!

JACK JONES: Ooh, so close to a new champion!

ROB MARTINEZ: Getting into the match then, Jack Attack?

JACK JONES: … shut up …

Mikey Massacre is in a heap, surrounded by the shattered table as his opponent crawls towards the ring steps. He’s getting back to his feet, and Massacre
is beginning to stir. Wait, Everhardt is dislodging the steps. He’s got the top half – THROWN AT THE KNEELING MIKEY MASSACRE! And that’s enough to bust
the champ wide open! The blood starts flowing as Everhardt goes for another cover.

ONE!

TWONOOOO!

Barely a two-count as Massacre gets the shoulder up! Everhardt can barely believe it, but he’s dragging the champion back to his feet before resting Mikey
against the ring apron. Everhardt with a knife edge chop, drawing a “wooo” from this North Carolina audience – as do each of the seven other chops that
follow. Massacre is grimacing in pain as Everhardt takes his turn to point towards the table in the aisle … Drawing a cheer from the crowd! And to the
two men set sail, avoiding the ring steps and the shattered table before Mikey gets thrown head first into the tabl–NO! He puts his hands down to block
before catching his opponent with an elbow to the midsection! Everhardt’s skull is bounced off the table — wait, a crowd member passes Mikey his chair
– CHAIR SHOT TO EVERHARDT! And it knocks him back onto the table!

ROB MARTINEZ: What is Mikey Massacre doing?

JACK JONES: He’s … heading into the crowd …

Momentarily at least, yes, as the champion and his chair are on the other side of the guard rails.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh, he’s not!

Massacre ascends to the top of the guard rail — SUPER FLYING ELBOW DROP WITH THE CHAIR — MISSES! And Everhardt rolls over into the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREENOOOOO!

Massacre gets the shoulder up! And now, Everhardt really can’t believe it! He’s shaken, and bleeding slightly from the last shot, but the challenger is
back on his feet and is dragging his opponent towards the ring. Mikey is rolled back in under the bottom rope as Nick follows him in and once again, he
lifts Massacre back to his feet. Albeit doubled over. Everhardt hooks the arms as he goes for his patented, ‘Welcome to Houston Mother F*cker’ – but Massacre
blocks, lifting his opponent up in the air! The crowd cheer as their champion counters with a back drop, slamming Everhardt down to the canvas! Both men
are surprisingly quick back to their feet as Massacre connects with a forearm shot to the face, only to be met by an uppercut back! Headbutt by Mikey,
and he gets a chop in return! Massacre tries for a third, but his haymaker is blocked. Everhardt nails his opponent with a stiff forearm before going for
the toe kick – and his leg is caught! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Massacre catching his opponent with an inverted atomic drop, and he follows up with a boot
to the gut. Everhardt is doubled over as Massacre hooks a leg – FISHERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE TABLE! With a bridge!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner and STILL REBEL CAROLINAS CHAMPION, MIKEY MASSACRE!

ROB MARTINEZ: He’s done it! The champion retains in a hard fought contest!

Mikey Massacre is up and helps Nick Everhardt up. The crowd is going wild, as the two men SHAKE HANDS! Nick exits the ring respectfully, and hears an ovation.
Massacre is soaking in Mikey chants, and through the noise, Mikey doesn’t see the man coming through the crowd. He is carrying a piece of glass. He holds
up the glass which says, “THIS IS REALLY HARDCORE.” The man holding it is, MANNY X. FINNEGAN and he enters the ring quietly. Mikey feels someone behind
him. Turns around..

AND GLASS GOES EVERYWHERE! IT SHATTERS OVER MIKEY’S HEAD.

ROB MARTINEZ: What the hell is he doing?

JACK JONES: It looks like he is making a case for the Super Series Challenge REBEL has planned. What a stupid idea, letting champions and other wrestlers
pick their opponents.

ROB MARTINEZ: All he had to do was say, pick me.. and Mikey would have. He didn’t have to knock..wait… he isn’t knocked out, he’s moving.

JACK JONES: Manny is already down the aisle, so he doesn’t see him. Mikey is up though.

Mikey Massacre looks stunned, pissed, and still somehow is standing.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is set for one fall, and is the NAPW vs REBEL eight-man tag! The rules are: It will be no DQ and no count-out, however,
it will not be tornado! Only the legal men may be in the ring at one time and pinfalls/submissions only count on those wrestlers. Wrestlers may tag into
the match, or enter when the legal man is thrown to the outside! Now let’s bring out the teams!

“Twinkle, Twinkle” by L’arc En Ciel plays, the crowd responding nicely to Dez Carter and Asuka Katsuragi coming through the curtain.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the first NAPW representative… accompanied by Asuka Katsuragi, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania… DEZ CARTER!

Dez hits the ring, Asuka clapping on the outside. CHANGE!

“ON MY SOAP BOX YELLING INTO MEGAPHONES!”

JENNY JERSEY: Next! From Ottawa, Ontario, Canada… he is the NAPW Heritage Champion! TRENT DANIELS!

Another good response. Obviously some of the REBEL crowd follow NAPW through DVDs and online. Daniels hits the ring and high-fives Dez. The music fades
out, to be replaced by something ominous, something roots…

JENNY JERSEY: From Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland… he is “LDK” LLOYD REES!

And NOW we get a tremendous ovation, the REBEL Pro crowd know what LDK can do first-hand. They’re looking forward to his title shot against Jake Phoenix
in May!

“GO!”

Kick in the high-gear… clad in red and black, here comes the team captain!

JENNY JERSEY: And finally, the captain! From Parts Unknown, British Columbia… “THE FALCON” JACOB VENAR!

ROB MARTINEZ: NAPW certainly has brought a great team down to Raleigh!

JACK JONES: Yeah, they brought guys who can actually *wrestle*, not just swing a chair.

ROB MARTINEZ: REBEL Pro has something for everyone, Jack Attack. There’s plenty of extreme action, but there’s also technical wrestling — shown by that
man “LDK” Lloyd Rees against Stylin’ Kyle Roberts just a couple months ago!

JACK JONES: Surrrre, Martinez. Listen, look at this NAPW team. They’ve all wrestled each other and wrestled beside each other, what’s the REBEL team got?
A bunch of guys who’d just as much smash a light tube over their partner’s head then win a match with them.

Well then, why don’t we bring them out? “Kings & Queens” by Aerosmith kicks in, and the REBEL crowd… well, starts to boo?

JENNY JERSEY: Now, introducing the REBEL team! Introducing first, at a total combined weight of four hundred and fifty pounds… the team of Jeremy Daines
and Enrique Rodriguez, NATION OF INNOVATION!

ROB MARTINEZ: TONY’s mom is noticeably absent… probably for the better.

JACK JONES: Darn, I was hoping to ask for her phone number.

ROB MARTINEZ: What? Why would you — uuuuugh. *shudders*

The NoI hit the ring and pose for the crowd. They aren’t fans. The music cuts out, to be replaced by the super heavy sounds of Demon Hunter.

JENNY JERSEY: Next, from Hollywood Florida… THOMAS YOUNG!

And now the crowd POPS! Thomas Young comes through the curtain, and he’s looking to do some damage.

ROB MARTINEZ: Certainly a crowd favorite here, though Thomas Young and Jeff James are having their recent problems with the Dark Market.

JENNY JERSEY: And now, the team captain…

“AWAKE FOR YOU!”

“The Devastator” Kurt Castle emerges into the aisle way, wearing a pair of jeans and a button-up polo shirt. He has a pair of sunglasses clipped to the
collar of his shirt. He takes a couple of steps down the aisle way and stops to look around at the crowd. The boos rain in on who may now be the most hated
man in all of REBEL Pro. Castle smirks at the crowd, as if he were feeding off the jeers of the crowd. Castle has a microphone in hand.

CASTLE: Cut that goddamned music!!!

An even louder roar off boos from the fans. You see a beer cup and some popcorn fly by and nearly miss Castle’s face. He immediately turns around and gives
a “gesture” towards the area that the trash came from.

CASTLE: Is that any way to treat the one and only man that can help save REBEL from an embarrassing defeat tonight? Why the hell would I even consider coming
out here and wasting my time representing you welfare collecting, trailer park trash, stupid mooks? The fact of the matter is I never once asked to be
your knight in shining armor. Just because Rick Garrett and the rest of the two bit booking staff decided to crown me the leader of team REBEL, doesn’t
mean that I have any interest in doing so. And the fact of the matter is I may be the six-foot-seven, three-hundred-fifteen pound one-man wrecking crew,
but that’s only when I feel like it.

Castle walks over to the guardrail and begins to jaw with a few fans. He rips a Kyle Roberts sign out of a little boy’s hands, rips it up, and lets the
pieces rain back down on top of the boy.

CASTLE: How you like that you little snot nosed punk?

ROB MARTINEZ: What the hell is wrong with Kurt Castle? He lost fair and square last week, this is uncalled for!

CASTLE: It seems to me that there are those out there that don’t understand quite how I conduct business. You see, I only step into that ring when it benefits
me to do so. And tonight is definitely NOT one of those occasions.

Castle points to the rest of team REBEL standing in the ring.

CASTLE: Look at that collection of “talent” up there that Garrett expects me to work with. Gimme a (BLEEP) break. There ain’t enough money in this shithole
promotion to get me to stand side by side with the likes of them. So I know that all you bottom feeding mooks have spent the last three weeks of your welfare
checks to see me in action, but you all are just gonna have to wait til another time. Because tonight, I’m not competing. And there ain’t a soul here that
can make me.

The crowd gives mixed reactions, some seem to be happy that Castle will not be wrestling tonight.

CASTLE: So as far as I’m concerned, you guys can let those stupid canucks wipe the canvas with you all, because I’m going to be nowhere around to bail your
asses out. Good luck guys!

Castle throws the microphone up in the air and you can hear a loud thump over the intercom as it bounces off the ground. Castle flips the crowd and his
former teammates off one more time before exiting back up the aisle way. The crowd is booing him tremendously for deserting REBEL Pro like that! And for
being, you know, a total dick.

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t believe it! Kurt Castle just walked out on his team — what happens now?

JACK JONES: What was I just talking about, Martinez? The NAPW team is all on the same page. REBEL? Ha! Their “captain” just walked out on them!

ROB MARTINEZ: That makes it a three on four — but Thomas Young is saying he doesn’t care, let’s do this! Jeremy Daines looks a little reluctant to get
started, though… It seems we’ve got a handicap match, and Thomas Young for REBEL starts off against Jacob Venar!

Young and Venar lock up, wrestling, Young gets a side headlock, Venar throws some elbows and runs off the ropes, Young tries his big boot, ducked, Venar
turns around and hits him with a forearm shot. Another shot, backing Young into the ropes! Venar with an irish whip, but Young reverses! Venar grabs the
top rope to stall his momentum, but Young charges with a lariat that sends both men over the top rope!

Enrique Rodriguez and Dez Carter go next. Enrique showing some mouth, chops Dez across the chest. The puro-trained Carter grins, then CHOPS the hell out
of Enrique’s chest. Rodriguez gaps, then turns around and delivers a hard chop to Dez! Dez takes it and roars — a thumb to the eye cuts that off and
draws boos. Rodriguez grabs Dez’s hand in his and climbs up to the top rope… he’s walking the top rope! FLYING HEADSCISSORS out of it! What a move! Rodriguez
lets the fans know who the better man is, then grabs Carter. He wants a Dragon Suplex — Carter breaks free and hoists the Austin, Texas native onto his
shoulders. GO 2 SLEEP — Rodriguez elbows his way free in a hurry! He whips Dez to the corner and charges the man, Dez ducks down and lifts Rodriguez
over the top rope. He lands on the ring apron! Rodriquez scores with a high knee to Carter, then flips back in over top of Dez. High dropkick sends Carter
to the outside! But before another NAPW member can come in, Rodriguez wants to get HIGH FYLIN’ — Somersault Plancha over the top crashes on top of Dez
Carter, taking down a brawling Venar and Young as well!

“LDK” Lloyd Rees steps in. Jeremy Daines looks on, again, seemingly reluctant to get in. Does he not want to tangle with “Da Technical Terror” or is something
else on his mind? Daines and Rees lock up as four men are picking themselves up on the outside. Rees gets an arm-bar, into a side headlock. He whips Daines
off the ropes, reversed, Daines drops down and Rees steps over him, rebound, Daines leapfrogs the high-flying Rees, and catches him with a hip toss! Jeremy
Daines himself a technical wrestler. They tie up again, this time Daines wins the tie-up

OH! On the outside, Thomas Young just HUCKED a steel chair right at Trent Daniels! The REBEL crew doing what the fans paid to see! Venar and Rodriguez are
tearing it up.

Inside, Daines has Rees in a good arm bar, Rees reverses, Daines reverses, Rees reverses again and then switches into a hammerlock, Daines with a snapmare
to counter, Rees holds on and still has ahold of the hammerlock on the canvas! Daines able to get up, looking for a hold, manages to counter into his own
hammerlock, but Rees gets out of it and sends Daines to the ropes! Countered again, Daines with a hip-toss, Rees counters, hip-toss of his own! Daines
gets up and gets hip-tossed again, then once more. He comes in for another tie-up, shot to the throat. Yeesh. Daines drawing boos. He gets behind for a
German suplex, but Rees fights it off and gets a standing switch. Daines pries Rees hands apart and gets his own switch, tries a German, too close to the
ropes, Rees grabs the top one and stops the momentum, Daines tries to hammer, Rees jerks forward and both men spill out through the ropes into the melee
on the outside!

ROB MARTINEZ: Six men have gone, but the NAPW squad has one man left… the Heritage Champion Trent Daniels is in the ring! What’s Daniels going to do,
Jack Attack?

JACK JONES: Something stupid, no doubt.

Daniels looks out at the crowd, and looks at the six-men fighting on the outside. Daines doesn’t seem impressed as Rodriguez chokes out Carter with a steel
chair, but is fighting Rees. All six men are clustered together. Daniels bounces on his heels, grins to the crowd, THEN HITS THE ROPES!

SPRINGBOARD NO-HANDS CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE TAKES OUT THE LOT OF ‘EM!

JACK JONES: See? STUPID!

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy smokes! Trent Daniels takes out everybody, and that extra-man advantage the NAPW team is coming into play already, there was nobody to
stop him from doing that! And now Daniels rolls Thomas Young into the ring, what’s he got here? Snap mare, OH! Did you HEAR that kick to the spine of Thomas
Young?

Young grimaces in pain as Daniels givs him WHAT FOR. It’s followed up by a snap suplex, floatover cover, one, two, Young kicks out. The teams are getting
back to the corner, Rodriguez and Daines seem to be having some kind of disagreement. In any event, Young finds himself on the mat from Daniels, using
a leg lock. Young reaches for a tag, too far. He yells at Rodriguez though, “SHOW ‘EM REBEL STYLE!” Thomas Young seems to have taken over as the leader
of this team. He fights out of the hold, but the NAPW Heritage champion showing his technical skills keeps holding on to the hold.

Too bad Enrique Rodriguez (too the disgust of Jeremy Daines), has grabbed a garbage can from under the ring! BASH onto Trent Daniels! Referee wants Rodriguez
out of the ring, but there’s no DQ so a garbage can is perfectly legal. The crowd half cheers, half boos. Not fans of the Nation but they love their hardcore!
Young frees himself of Daniels and yells ‘YOU WANT TO MESS WITH REBEL?’ He grabs Daniels — YOUNG CUTTER! That could be all! One, two, Daniels kicks out!
Young picks the man up and looks for a tag. Daines doesn’t really reach out his hand, so it’s Rodriquez in the match. He starts booting down on Daniels.
Whip to the corner, charge in, Daniels slingshots over top of the man and nails a dropkick to the back!

Rodriguez sternum first into the corner, Daniels tags in Venar. Jacob comes in, watch out Rodriquez — WHISPER IN THE WIND! The man goes down, one, two,
Young breaks it up. That brings in Dez Carter to nail Young with a Palm Strike! The referee can’t keep control of this one, Carter and Young tumble to
the outside! Rodriguez uses the time to slap his partner on the shoulder, tagging him in. Daines gets in, Venar with a drop toe-hold however. He’s close
enough to tag Rees back in, Rees drops an elbow. Cover, Rodriguez breaks it up even as Daines was about to kick-out. Daniels back in, it’s three on two
inside the ring! And unfortunately for the REBEL squad, it’s getting to be too much! Rodriguez tossed outside, then Daines! Venar and Daniels exchange
a glance and FLY OVER THE TOP!

That leaves only one man in the ring, “LDK” Lloyd Rees is in the ring. He shrugs, then gets set to do things…

WAIT A MINUTE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Hold on, somebody’s coming down the aisle… IT’S “THE SANDMAN” BILL PRICE!

JACK JONES: WHO?

ROB MARTINEZ: Bill Price slides into the ring… and goes right after Lloyd Rees! Go Sandman go!

The referee lets it go, it looks like Bill Price is in the match! The powerhouse rocking Rees with shots, then a big bodyslam! Price throws Rees into the
corner, the surprise seems to have taken “LDK”, AVALANCHE! Rees is squashed! One, two, Carter saves! Rees rolls out of the ring as Dez Carter tries to
take out Bill Price, and he’s chopping the hell out of him. Palm strike! Price is on the ropes, Carter —

ROARING ELBOW!

Price rocks, but doesn’t go over. Carter wants a Go 2 Sleep — on the 260 pound Price! He’s got him up —

Enrique Rodriguez with a STEEL CHAIR to the back of Dez Carter’s knee! OH MY GOD!

ROB MARTINEZ: REBEL rules!

JACK JONES: Can’t these boobs WRESTLE?

Carter crumples and holds his knee in pain, Asuka looking on in concern. The referee makes the “X” sign, Dez is really hurt. Rodriguez gets tackled by Venar!
He tries for a superkick next, but it’s COUNTERED by a low blow! Referees have come out and are now helping out a limping Dez Carter, what a vile shot
by Rodriguez.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a crazy match! First it’s four on three for NAPW, then Bill Price evens it up, and now Dez Carter is injured and out… and it’s four
on three for REBEL! What a sick chairshot by Enrique Rodriguez!

JACK JONES: For once I agree with you!

Speaking, Rodriguez yells for Daines to come in for some double team action! Daines looks apathetic, but does get in. Venar is in trouble! Vertical suplex
by Daines… and Rodriguez comes off the top rope with a cross body! What a move! Cover, one, two, th-broke up by Trent Daniels! Daniels rocking both members
of Nation of Innovation! He hooks Rodriguez for a DDT, Daines comes in — gets caught! Combination DDT/Rock Bottom! What a move! Daniels could score a
pin, who’s legal?

It don’t matter, because Thomas Young KILLS his man with a sudden STO backbreaker!! On the outside, Bill Price sends LDK into the guardrail and charges,
Rees moves. Back inside, Thomas Young picks up the couple chairs in the ring, what’s this? He sets them up front-to-front. Hooks Daniels — OH NO!

SHADES OF DEATH THROUGH TWO CHAIRS!

Cover! One, two, Rees barely breaks it up! Rees attacking Young…

and Jeremy Daines looks on in disgust, and flips over the top rope to the floor instead of helping. Rodriguez is getting up, looking for his partner. Daines
looks back at the ring, shaking his head angrily. A screaming fan holds a “REBEL” sign up in his face.

DAINES GRABS IT AND TEARS IT IN PIECES!

ROB MARTINEZ: What in the … Jeremy Daines… seems to be totally disgusted by what Thomas Young just did to Trent Daniels! He’s been off the entire match,
but to rip up a REBEL sign! What is going on — HE’S WALKING OUT!

JACK JONES: FINALLY, we have an even match!

ROB MARTINEZ: One-half of the Nation of Innovation has walked out of this match, and his team! Jeremy Daines seems to have a huge problem with the actions
of his partners, but… what? HOLD ON! Rees has Thomas Young! DDT FROM THE GREEN! That could be all one, two, th— Rodriguez breaks it up! The referee
has lost all control, I have NO idea who the legal man is!

Nobody does, but Rodriguez finally delivers his Dragon Suplex on somebody! Rees is folded up as the remaining NoI member goes to the top rope. 450 SPLASH
— hits knees! Rodriguez in pain, and then Jacob Venar hits the ROCKER DROPPER! Venar up to the top rope!

SPREAD!

MY!

WINGS!

Connects! ONE! TWO!

Bill Price drops an elbow to break it up! He picks up Venar, locking on a sleeperhold. Rodriguez rolls to the outside as Rees nails Price with a stiff shot
to the back. Looking for the Conception Bay Chinlock, but Thomas Young runs at him and nails a Shining Wizard from out of nowhere! Rees drops down, and
Young hooks him up, another Shades of Death would end this, but Trent Daniels is finally back up and into this! He nails Young, Young cuts him off! Thomas
Young with a YOUNG CUTTER TOO CLOSE TO THE ROPES! BOTH MEN TUMBLE TO THE OUTSIDE!

Rodriguez is up on the outside, trying to get back in… JACOB VENAR WITH A NO HANDS MOONSAULT OVER THE TOP KNOCKS HIM DOWN!

In the ring are only two men, Bill Price and “LDK” Lloyd Rees! Price goes for the Cradle Piledriver… but Rees sweeps his legs! Lance Cove Leglock coming
up! Price shoves Rees off and gets up. He tries a clothesline, but Rees ducks and grabs the man for a DDT FROM THE GREEN! Price sits up, glassy-eyed, and
Rees quickly locks on the CONCEPTION BAY CHINLOCK! Price taps almost immediately to the devastating hold!

JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners… the team of Jacob Venar, Trent Daniels, and “LDK” Lloyd Rees!

The crowd cheer, this match was complete chaos however.

ROB MARTINEZ: Team NAPW wins a wild one… on a man who was not even scheduled to be in the match. I don’t think anything was truly settled in this one,
Jack Jones, between wrestlers intensely proud of their home promotions. We need to do this again with a SOLID REBEL team!

JACK JONES: Yeah, maybe, if the REBEL guys don’t try to intentionally cripple our guys!

ROB MARTINEZ: Nonetheless, Team Falcon wins tonight, and “LDK” Lloyd Rees gets the tap-out heading into his Submission Cage world title shot in May.

The NAPW squad celebrates as the REBEL guys leave… tonight, NAPW’s team won, but what would have happened if each team was at full strength from the get-go?
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ROB MARTINEZ: Katy bar the door, it’s time for the Open Invitation Bunkhouse Stampede and it’s for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

JACK JONES: Katy does more than bar my door, she bars me from being within a thousand yards of her.

JENNY JERSEY: This is your Bunkhouse Stampede… introducing first.. the NON AFFILIATED WRESTLERS!

The musical styling of Three Six Mafia begins to play. “It’s a Fight” from the Rocky Balboa soundtrack. We see first a guy looking like a pimp… KID PIMP!
He struts to the ring with the pizzazz of Vanilla Ice. Next we see Bob “THE EVIL JANITOR” and this man looks to have eaten some pissed flavored Cornflakes!
He is pushing a custodian cart, and is wearing company issued janitorial jump suit. “Britney Spears” makes her appearance and is trying to flash people
as she walks to the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Thank God you’re more behaved than Rex used to be.

Jack Jones pulls out his wallet and is motioning her over.

ROB MARTINEZ: Nevermind. Now we have another woman trying to flash people.. it’s TONY’S Mom.

TONY’S Mom is looking for TONY, offering lap dances to anyone who can help her. Out next is some scraggly looking man. He looks homeless.

JACK JONES: Holy hell.. I know that guy, that’s former NAPW referee Henry Andrews!

ROB MARTINEZ: This man must be in the match to get some booze money, cause he looks to be on the downside of a four day drinking binge.

TONY comes to the ring next, and his Mom makes a beeline for him. But in her way is BRITNEY SPEARS.. who tries to kiss TONY’S Mom! Not sure if that’s supposed
to be a good thing or not, but it’s… anyways. They are starting to fight, as Henry Andrews and Bob “The Evil Janitor” are trading fists. TONY’S Mom and
Tony can’t talk, cause Spears and her are fighting. Spears trying to pin down the other worst Mother of the year.

ROB MARTINEZ: Ring the bell, I guess because these guys ain’t waiting.

The music stops as the guys trickle in. Then the crowd EXPLODES as the last of the unaffiliated wrestlers comes out… RAVAGER! He enters and the cheers
are LOUD. He is wielding a staple gun. He stands outside, and looks at TONY who is watching the mayhem inside. Ravager slings TONY into the ring, and follows
him in. DRAGON SUPLEX on TONY! Coming out next is the Workers Guild of Alberta, as NAPW guys come out.

ROB MARTINEZ: What’s your opinion of these guys?

JACK JONES: Big Mitch might die getting in the ring, and HE’S their best wrestler.

Esteban, the sleazy light heavyweight, Chris Kamikaze, the off balanced high flyer, Big Mitch, the over weight underestimated wrecking ball, and Gary! No
one doubles like Gary! Before the enter the ring, you see Grade A Alberta attitude walk out and attack them from behind. Wayne Wright and Kamikaze are
battling. Moose just slams Esteban hard on the floor. Andrews and The Janitor are fighting in the ring still. WET FLOOR SIGN OVER THE HEAD OF ANDREWS!
CAT FIGHT BETWEEN SPEARS AND TONY’S MOM! TONY getting his ass kicked by Ravager who using him as a warm up for bigger and better competition.

ROB MARTINEZ: This match is crazy action everywhere. REBEL guys filing in now. There’s Natural Destruction coming out, as well as John X Core.

John X Core and Gary begin fighting in the aisle way. None of the NAPW or REBEL wrestlers have made in the ring. This is insanity. Here comes Shane Scarr,
and he too is carrying some staple guns. Dressed in a wife beater and blue jeans, he is ready to roll. John X Core slams Gary in front of Shane Scarr…
AND GETS STAPLED IN THE HEAD. Gary is bleeding. JASON has just entered the arena area, but right behind him is Blood, who is stalking to the ring. JASON
walks past all the guys and starts wailing on Big Mitch, who has been sitting on the ring steps. BIG MITCH CLOTHESLINED OFF THE RING STEPS BY JASON! Blood
enters the ring, and REVERSE STO on the approaching Henry Andrews. Andrews might be dead. Natural Destruction have corned Moose Millar and have double
teamed him.

The Dark Market enter the ring, as well as Jeff James, and they begin to battle, carrying on from earlier. Galactix is out next and Rosie Cheeks walks out
and sees the mayhem. MANNY X FINNEGAN is behind her. Galactix doesn’t see him, but Rosie does. He falls down in horror as Manny, wearing to the ring black
underwear with one half of his body painted white and the other half red. This man, who tried knocking out Mikey Massacre has a pink dildo hanging off
his underwear and also has on Pink Bunny ears! He catches Rosie and gets hit in the balls. Rosie runs away pretty quickly. Galactix is asking around for
who Manny X is! Galactix is staying away from the chaos, as the ring begins to fill. WGA and Grade A Alberta Attitude along with Natural Destruction have
brawled into the ring. Jeff James is getting double teamed by The Dark Market. Warren has entered the arena to a great ovation.

ROB MARTINEZ: The ovation for Warren is tremendous. He is followed by Derrick Steele and Mr. Hollywood.

JACK JONES: Only one man left… and he is YOUR World Champ.

SURPRISE YOU’RE DEAD! Out comes the REBEL World Heavyweight Champion. He smirks as he walks out and everyone stops what they are doing. Everyone who was
fighting outside are getting inside the ring. Jake Phoenix is a MARKED MAN!

JACK JONES: Twenty-seven people are looking at Jake Phoenix. They want to take down the champ.

Jake enters the ring and Esteban charges him, CHOKESLAM OVER THE TOP AND ESTEBAN IS ELIMINATED! Everyone starts brawling and Britney Spears and Mr. Hollywood
are not happy with each other. Ravager and Moose Millar start throwing fists.. MOOSE GETS STAPLED IN THE HEAD! Shane Scarr is playing copy cat and nails
Henry Andrews with a shot to the head with his staple guns. Blood pouring out the heads, especially the drunken former referee! Phoenix with a TOMBSTONE
ON KID PIMP! Galactix has just realized who Manny X is, and is cowering in the corner. TONY is trying to avoid his mom, but she catches him. They are discussing
things and THEY HUG… only to have Natural Destruction come from behind and Eliminate both TONY AND HIS MOTHER!

ROB MARTINEZ: TONY is up on the outside and helps his mom up. They are leaving hand in hand.

JACK JONES: Kind of sickening ain’t it?

Back inside the ring, Blood and the bleeding Henry Andrews are fighting. Well, Blood is beating Andrews down. Jake Phoenix just powerbombs the hell out
of Bob the Janitor. Mr. Hollywood has Britney Spears over his head and tosses over the top rope. Britney Spears is gone! Mr. Hollywood turns around.. boot
to the stomach.. CHOKESLAM BY PHOENIX! Kamikaze attempts to attack Jake from behind, but is flipped over and then kicked in the head. Blood has Andrews
and LEGEND KILLER POWERBOMB ON ANDREWS! OVER THE TOP! Henry Andrews is now ELIMINATED!

JACK JONES: There goes my pick!

Ravager and Shane Scarr have found each other. DUELING STAPLE GUNS! Scarr goes to staple Ravager, he moves and gets Scarr in the arm. JASON grabs Scarr
from behind and SLEEPING BAG SLAM! Galactix is trying to avoid Manny X who is fighting with newcomer Derrick Steele. Ravager is trying to get to Phoenix.
Jeff James and Kid Pimp are fighting off the Dark Market. Moose and the exhausted Big Mitch squaring off. Jake boots Moose from behind.. THEN CLOTHESLINES
MOOSE OVER.. MOOSE IS GONE! Blood and JASON begin exchanging blows as Shane Scarr writhes in pain. Ravager picks Scarr up, and goes to dump him. Scarr
hangs on as Phoenix comes from behind.

ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd erupts as Ravager and Jake exchange in the ring finally! Jake remembers being dumped and cost his shot at the World title in NAPW.
Jake has the advantage.

Jake slams Ravager into a corner, a corner where Galactix was hiding. Jeff James and Kid Pimp double drop kick the Dark Market… THEN KID PIMP IS OUSTED
BY JAMES! DTA.. Don’t trust anyone! Gary is up trying to gain revenge on Scarr for stapling him. Scarr is dragged up. Gary puts him on the ropes and goes
to eliminate him. Scarr with a backdrop and GARY IS ELIMINATED! James is double teamed by the Dark Market. Bob the Evil Janitor with his Mop nails Bryan
Williams. Eric Thompson grabs the mop and with help from Bryan they throw Bob the Janitor over! THE EVIL JANITOR IS GONE! Mr. Hollywood is battling Warren.
Jake Phoenix is nailed from behind by Shane Scarr. Ravager is attacked by Wayne Wright. Wayne Wright gets the advantage and throws Ravager into the turnbuckle.
WRIGHT WITH A STINGER SPLASH.. NO ONE HOME! Ravager flips Wright out and WAYNE WRIGHT IS GONE!

ROB MARTINEZ: The NAPW contingent is dwindling.

JACK JONES: It’s not like we had a lot to start with.

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are fighting. Manny X and John X are battling over the right to use X… or maybe for ten G’s! Scarr is working over a collapsed
Big Mitch, he STAPLES THE TWO CHINS OF BIG MITCH! OR WAS IT THREE CHINS! Derrick Steele and the Natural Destruction battling. Steele is being double teamed,
then Blood and JASON come over and five guys are in a brouhaha. Fists going everywhere. Steele and Fire God battling. Steele reverses a Irish Whip, and
WHIPS FIRE GOD OVER THE TOP! Galactix might want ten thousand dollars, but he didn’t want to fight Manny for it. But Manny has him cornered. GANG BANGIN’
SINCE ’94… then he picks up the dead Galactix and THROWS HIM OUT! Galactix is over the and gone!

ROB MARTINEZ: Half the guys seem to be gone now, as the match thins.

Jeff James is being worked over by the Dark Market. Kamikaze and John X Core are on the second turnbuckle.. JOHN X CORE WITH A FRANKENSTEINER OFF THE SECOND
ROPE! Blood and JASON are outside the ring, rolling under the ropes. JASON eats the cane Blood brought to the ring. JASON staggers as Blood rolls into
the ring. Blood waits on JASON to follow and nails him with the cane again when he does. Dark Market have Jeff James up… AND JEFF IS THROWN OVER AND
ELIMINATED! Kamikaze is up and is brawling with John X Core. Core is nailed with an Enziguri. Kamikaze slowly goes to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle.
John X Core is up, and PUSHES CHRIS OUT! KAMIKAZE ELIMINATED! Blood is working over JASON, with the cane. Thunder Lord attacks Blood from behind. Warren
is picked up by Jake Phoenix… he tosses him as far as he can… and HE LANDS IN THE CROWD… Warren is being body surfed around the arena. Jake can’t
believe it. Ravager chopblocks Jake from behind. Blood has Thunder Lord and hits a REVERSE STO! JASON is up and is behind Blood, but Manny X gets in his
way. CRYSTAL CLAW ON MANNY X! Thunder Lord up and BLOOD TAKES HIM OUT! CLOTHESLINED OVER THE ROPES IS THUNDER LORD!

JACK JONES: Come on NAPW!

ROB MARTINEZ: Who — Big Mitch?

Blood attacks JASON and Manny X is let go of. Shane Scarr takes the opportunity and TOSSES OUT MANNY X! John X Core sees Shane Scarr and DROP KICKS HIM
OVER! SCARR IS ELIMINATED! The Dark Market attack the brawling Ravager and Phoenix. Warren is still being surfed around the arena, still not touching the
floor. Phoenix is battling Bryan Williams. Ravager has Eric Thompson. Phoenix boots Williams, TOMBSTONE! Ravager nails A DRAGON SUPLEX ON ERIC THOMPSON!
Ravager and Phoenix in a battle of one-up-man-ship DO STEREO TOSSES.. THE DARK MARKET ARE GONE! Then Ravager and Phoenix go at it again. Boot to the stomach
of Ravager is blocked, and Ravager takes Phoenix down. Staple gun is nearby. He has his wrist grabbed and held as Ravager tries to push the staple gun
close to Jake’s face. Big Mitch is up and MR. HOLLYWOOD DROPKICKS HIM ONTO RAVAGER AND PHOENIX! Blood and JASON going toe to toe… Blood is stunned with
a big hit to the jaw… DECAPITATOR FROM JASON! Blood topples over the top rope and is ELIMINATED!

ROB MARTINEZ: Those monsters were fighting a great fight.

JACK JONES: Ravager just got up and is hurt from the Big Mitch fall.

Ravager stands and John X Core throws caution to the wind, and.. HURLS HIS BODY AT RAVAGER. THEY TOPPLE OVER THE TOP ROPE! BOTH MEN ARE WAIT.. JOHN X CORE
IS GONE BUT RAVAGER LANDED FEET FIRST ONTO ERIC THOMPSON! He never touched the floor. He gets back in. Derrick Steele and Mr. Hollywood going toe to toe
in the middle of the ring. Jake Phoenix sees JASON pummeling Big Mitch. Jake is SUPER PISSED that Mitch landed on him. JASON and Phoenix both grab a choke
hold on Big Mitch. Neither man lets go. THEY LIFT BIG MITCH UP AND THROW HIM CHOKESLAM STYLE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ROB MARTINEZ: What show of strength by JASON and Phoenix. That was UnFreakinBelieavable!

JACK JONES: JASON goes over to fight with Steele and Hollywood. Ravager… is behind Phoenix who is talking trash to Big Mitch.

ROB MARTINEZ: PHOENIX JUST GOT DUMPED OVER BY RAVAGER!

Phoenix is STUNNED! He looks up and sees Ravager. Alan Stone, John Sharplin and Jimmy Johnson are telling Phoenix to leave. Warren has been surfed back
towards the ring. Fans throw him in one big push and he lands on the ring apron. Warren hangs onto the ropes, and gives thumbs up to the fans. THEN RAVAGER
SPEARS HIM SO HARD, WARREN DENTS THE RAILING WHEN HE LANDS!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh — poor Warren, he tries so hard! But we are down to the final four! JASON, Mr. Hollywood, Derrick Steele… and Ravager!

JASON picks up Mr. Hollywood.. THE FINAL CHAPTER ON HOLLYWOOD. Steele attacks JASON, but gets stalled.. SLEEPING BAG SLAM! Ravager goes low and takes a
knee of JASON. JASON buckles slightly. Ravager off the ropes, running Mafia kick. JASON is sized up again, but this time.. Mandible Claw is locked on Ravager..
SIX FEET UNDER! JASON is standing tall. Mr. Hollywood goes outside and grabs some chairs. He throws three in. Steele gets one, Ravager has one next to
him. JASON gets NAILED WITH A FLYING CHAIR HUCK… Hollywood rushes the ring.. Steele nails JASON WITH A CHAIR. Ravager is up, stunned but gets the chair.
Hollywood nails JASON, Ravager nails him. JASON IS NEAR THE ROPES AND IS NAILED FROM ALL THREE MEN.. JASON TOPPLES OVER THE ROPES AND IS GONE!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a showing by the monster JASON!

JACK JONES: My pick is still in it!

ROB MARTINEZ: I thought Phoenix was your pick!

JACK JONES: No, it’s Mr. Hollywood!

Three men remain and Mr. Hollywood sees Steele and Ravager at the ropes.. he goes for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, BUT IS DOUBLE BACK DROPPED OVER! HOLLYWOOD GONE!
Steele and Ravager remain!

JACK JONES: My pick is still alive! Gooooo Ravager!

ROB MARTINEZ: You’re really kind of a chump, aren’t you?

The crowd is going berserk! RAVAGER, a man without a fed, but he is showing just how dominant he can be. Derrick Steele, who has been out of action for
TEN YEARS… what an inspirational story! They circle, they know it’s for pride, glory, and $10,000!

Steele and Ravager lock-up, Ravager takes advantage and tries to toss Steele over the top rope! Steele barely grabs the top rope and manages to stall the
momentum, then throws an elbow into Ravager’s face. He stuns the man, then manages to get him up on his shoulders, pushing over to the other ropes! STEELE
DUMPS RAVAGER OUT —

Ravager able to land on the ring apron instead, however, and he tries to bring Steele out THE HARD WAY, blocked! Ravager sunset flips into the ring, immediately
gets up WITH STEELE… holy hell, POWERBOMB? NO! STEELE HOLDS ON! FRANKENSTEINER BOTH MEN TOPPLE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Ravager — Steele — both men over the top rope! But — the referees are conferencing, what is the decision? Did you see if either man
hit first?

JACK JONES: They’re on the other side of the ring from us, I couldn’t see! What a scary fall though!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wait, the referees are telling Jenny Jersey something! What’s she going to say?

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, the referees have told me that one man clearly hit the floor before the other! Thefore, the winner of the $10,000 BUNKHOUSE
STAMPEDE…

ROB MARTINEZ: WHO IS IT?

JENNY JERSEY: DERRRRRRICK STEEEEELE!

Queens of the Stone Age play as the crowd pops, big-time! Steele gets back in the ring and actually looks overcome with emotion, this win means a lot to
him. He drops to his knees and raises his arms as Jenny presents him with the briefcase containing $10,000. Ravager is up, hands on his hips. He had a
hell of a performance, dominating.

He extends his hand to Steele.

THEY SHAKE! The crowd loves it!

ROB MARTINEZ: The REBEL crowd may love their violence, but they also love a good story, and they appreciate good sportsmanship when all the blood has flowed!
Derrick Steele with an inspirational win… Could this night get any crazier?

JACK JONES: Like I told you, Derrick Steele, my #1 pick to win the match, hahaha!

ROB MARTINEZ: You … oh, hell with it. Ravager once again eliminates Phoenix, Manny X chases off Rosie Cheeks, TONY and TONY’s mom reunite… but in the
end, Derrick Steele takes home the win and the $10,000!

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“Guess who’s back?”

Hit it.

JENNY JERSEY The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NAPW World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing
in at two hundred thirty pounds and fighting out of Durham, North Carolina…”THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS!

“THEY SAY I’M COCKY!
And I say WHAT?
It ain’t bragging (BLEEP) if you back it up!

“Cocky” by Kid Rock, the Detroit native, begins playing and Chad Kurtis begins to make his way to the ring. As he walks down the aisle the REBEL fans in
attendance go bananas! The NAPW fans however, they boo Kurtis. Kurtis takes his time getting to the ring, walking slowly and playing up to the REBEL fans.
ROB MARTINEZ: Unlike his brother Matt, the REBEL fans LOVE Chad Kurtis! It seems Chad might still be feeling the effects of his last match, Jack. Chad Kurtis
took Jake Phoenix to the absolute limit in a wild Falls Count Anywhere match, just coming up short of winning the REBEL World Title a third time! Tonight,
can he finally win NAPW world title gold?

JACK JONES: You talked about last week and how Chad is feeling after Phoenix beat him all over the building, well, Chad is going to be feeling more in this
match. He’s going to feel the wrath of Dan Ryan!

“Zero” by Smashing Pumpkins begins blasting from the speakers and Dan Ryan appears from behind the curtain.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing second, weighing in at three hundred thirty-five pounds and hailing from Houston, Texas, he is the NAPW World Champion…”THE
EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN!

Dan Ryan makes his way down the aisle to the ring and gets booed by both REBEL and NAPW fans. Ryan rubs the title belt that is fastened around his waist
as he looks at Chad Kurtis in the ring. Ryan enters the ring and head referee Dick Kiebiech takes the belt from him and calls for the bell.

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like the fans are behind Chad Kurtis in this match. Dan Ryan is a well-known veteran, but many fans feel that Ryan feels like he’s better
than NAPW and REBEL.

JACK JONES: Only the REBEL fans, Martinez, don’t get too excited. Dan Ryan is going to pummel him with or without fan support.

The bell rings and the match begins. Both men charge each other off the bat and Dan Ryan lands a clothesline that sends Chad Kurtis to the canvas. Kurtis
gets to his feet gingerly and Dan Ryan comes charging again, big boot! Chad goes down to the mat for a second time early on. Ryan mounts Kurtis and begins
sending right hands to Kurtis’ face. Dan Ryan lands several rights and lifts Kurtis to his feet.

Irish whip, spine buster! Chad Kurtis is planted in the center of the ring and Dan Ryan is dominating from the start of this match. Ryan grabs Kurtis by
the head and begins to bring him to his feet. Kurtis is on one knee and lands a right hand to Ryan’s abdomen, and second, and a third. Kurtis is on his
feet and begins sending rights to Ryan’s face and Dan Ryan begins stumbling backwards against the ropes. Kurtis runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes,
sidewalk slam by Dan Ryan stops Kurtis’ comeback cold. Ryan doesn’t let Kurtis even get a chance to breathe as he begins laying in stomps Chad’s torso.
JACK JONES: What did I tell you? The NAPW World Champion isn’t going to take it easy on Chad because his head is a little wobbly! Kurtis might as well have
a bulls-eye painted on his skull.

Kurtis is brought to his feet again and is taken to the corner where Dan Ryan drives his shoulder into his ribs. Kurtis is being bulldozed early on in this
match. Ryan whips Kurtis across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle, no. Kurtis reverses the Irish Whip and Dan Ryan hits the turnbuckle hard. Chad charges
and lands a running splash on Dan Ryan, backs away from the corner and looks physically exhausted. Kurtis is walking gingerly in the ring. He takes Dan
Ryan out of the corner and plants him in the center of the ring with a big DDT!

ROB MARTINEZ: That may be the opening Chad Kurtis needed!

Dan Ryan is down in the center of the ring and Chad Kurtis goes to the ring apron to set up for a springboard move. Kurtis stands on the ring apron and
the REBEL fans begin to cheer him on and he plays to their cheers by telling them to be louder. Dan Ryan gets to his feet, Kurtis jumps and hits the ropes,
crossbody block! No! Dan Ryan has caught Chad Kurtis in midair. Fall away slam!

JACK JONES: Open, CLOSED!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis really looks like he is feeling the effects of his match last week. He must have gotten a concussion, because he doesn’t look
like his normal self in this one.

JACK JONES: Either that, or Dan Ryan is just so damn good!

Kurtis hit the mat with authority after that fall away slam by Dan Ryan. Kurtis gets to his feet and Dan Ryan grabs him and whips him across the ring. Off
the rebound, back body drop by Ryan puts Kurtis back down. Ryan begins to stomp Kurtis’ torso again, however, this time Kurtis rolls out of the way and
out of the ring. Referee Dick Kiebiech begins the count. Kurtis regains his bearings on the outside of the ring as Dan Ryan waits with anticipation in
the ring. Chad rolls into the ring at a count of five and Dan Ryan charges. Big clothesline

no!

Kurtis ducks under, runs, and bounces off the ropes at the other side of the ring, leaping elbow sends Dan Ryan down. Kurtis runs against the ropes again
and lands a standing moonsault on the prone Dan Ryan. Kurtis heads to the

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top rope now. The REBEL fans get loud at the sight of Chad Kurtis on the top
rope. Kurtis gets on the top turnbuckle, but doesn’t look as sure footed as his normally does on there. Kurtis leaps, diving elbow, Dan Ryan rolls out
of the way! Ryan gets to his feet, scoops Kurtis off the mat, release German suplex!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis landed right on his head there, if he did get a concussion last week, this probably isn’t doing it any good.

JACK JONES: He’s probably really hurting now, especially after taking that Tombstone on the concrete last week. Jake Phoenix is so dreamy when he hurts
people!

ROB MARTINEZ: How does Bill put up with you?

Dan Ryan smells even more blood in the water as Chad Kurtis holds his head after taking that German suplex. Ryan scoops Kurtis off the mat and shoots a
couple of rights to his face and then whips him into the ropes. Off the rebound Dan Ryan grabs him, belly-to-belly suplex sends Chad Kurtis across the
ring. Kurtis crawls over to the ropes, grabs the second rope and begins to get himself to his feet. Chad shakes the cobwebs and Dan Ryan whips him across
the ring again, no, Chad reverses it. No again! Ryan uses his strength and prevents Chad from reversing the Irish Whip and sends Kurtis into the ropes.
Dan goes for a clothesline, but Chad ducks underneath and hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Dan Ryan turns around and off the rebound—
SUPERKICK!

Chad Kurtis literally ran right into a superkick from Dan Ryan and hits the mat hard. Dan Ryan walks slowly over to Chad and brings him to his feet. Chad
attempts to land a right to the face of Dan Ryan, Ryan ducks, full nelson, Dragon suplex! Again Chad Kurtis lands on his head. Dan Ryan is rolling right
now. Ryan wants to end this match now, he brings Chad over to the turnbuckle and slams his head into it once and then slouches Chad on the turnbuckle.
Dan Ryan is setting up for the Headliner! Chad is on Dan Ryan’s shoulders,

HEADLINER!

NO!

Kurtis slides off Dan Ryan’s shoulders and lands a neckbreaker in the middle of the ring. Chad runs at the ropes and lands a leg drop on Dan Ryan. Kurtis
brings Ryan to his feet and shoots several rights to the face, pushing Dan Ryan against the ropes. Kurtis grabs his hand, whips him across the ring, drop
toehold. Ryan hits the mat face first and Kurtis hops up to the second rope, another leg drop! Chad goes to the ring apron again and waits for Dan to get
onto his feet. Chad tells the REBEL fans to get loud, and they do. Dan Ryan gets to his feet, Chad Kurtis hops onto the ropes, SHOWTIME! Kurtis lands a
springboard moonsault onto Dan Ryan, and he then quickly follows it up with a reverse DDT! Kurtis is on a roll right now and heads up to the top turnbuckle.
BEST!

MOONSAULT!

EVER!

Chad lands it, but no cover? Kurtis signals for Ryan to get to his feet, and the REBEL fans are blowing the NAPW fans out of the building with the amount
of noise they’re making. Ryan uses the ropes to get to his vertical base. Chad Kurtis sends a boot to the gut, sets up for the CK Finale! No! Dan Ryan
reverses and sends Kurtis over the top rope and to the floor outside. Referee Dick Kiebiech begins the count and Dan Ryan heads to the outside as well.
Ryan lifts Kurtis off of the floor and Kurtis shoots several quick rights and lefts to Ryan’s abdomen that make Dan Ryan stumble backwards a few steps.
Kurtis lands a quick DDT on the outside and Dan Ryan is down! Kurtis gets up off the floor and lifts Dan Ryan to his feet and then rolls him onto the announce
table. Chad Kurtis lands several right hands to the face of Dan Ryan, and then hops up onto the ring apron again.

ROB MARTINEZ: What is Chad going to do here?

JACK JONES: Maybe he’s going to try and put Dan Ryan through a table, think of that Martinez? This is REBEL Pro, that’s what you DO here, right? Furniture
destruction?

ROB MARTINEZ: It may be REBEL Pro, but this is NAPW rules, and both men need to be aware of the referee’s ten-count!

Referee Dick Kiebiech is at a count of five. Chad Kurtis off the ropes

SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT

onto the prone Dan Ryan!

Annnnnnnd

The table doesn’t break?

And oh does that ever hurt.

Kurtis is exhausted, both men appear physically spent. Dick Kiebiech is at a count of seven. The table now collapses. Dick Kiebiech is at eight and Chad
tries to crawl to the ring. He grabs the ring apron and tries to pull himself into the ring… but collapses. Referee Dick Kiebiech calls for the bell
as he reaches ten.

JENNY JERSEY: As a result of a double count-out, this match is a DRAW… therefore, Dan Ryan retains the NAPW World Championship!

ROB MARTINEZ: What an intense match, both men are physically spent. I can’t blame them for not making it back into the ring, even if this REBEL crowd isn’t
thrilled by the decision!

JACK JONES: Dan Ryan won that match! Did you see him dominate for the entire time? He won the battle, and kept the belt.

ROB MARTINEZ: He didn’t win the match, but he did keep his title!

The REBEL fans in attendance are very unsatisfied with this result. REBEL Rules, no DQ, no count out, but this is NAPW. These fans wanted Chad Kurtis to
win the title, but because of a double count out, he simply gets a draw. The REBEL fans begin to boo the result of the match. Chad Kurtis is helped to
the back by the on-call medical staff. He looks a bit woozy and out on his feet. Dan Ryan grabs the NAPW World Championship from ringside and raises it
above his head. The REBEL fans begin chanting “Bull-shit” as Dan Ryan walks to the locker room still the NAPW World Champion.

And really, that’s all that matters.

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“With A Little Help By My Friends” by the Beatles plays. Stone Zellor and Lady Sparks emerge from the curtain and make their way to the ring. Though Zellor
is getting booed, it seems like the booing is less than it normally is thanks to the t-shirt he is wearing. The front of it is a tuxedo print while the
back reads “WOOOOOOOO” and then underneath that: “Give us a WIGGLE!” Zellor still manages to argue with a few fans on his way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: The challengers, the former REBEL World tag team champions! Coming to the ring, accompanied by Lady Sparks, he weighs in at one-hundred and
seventy-four pounds, one-half of the Black Underground Railroad, STONE ZELLOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Are Zellor and Assman coming out to the same music?

JACK JONES: I cannot BELIEVE that Zellor is wearing that RIDICULOUS shirt!

Assman emerges from the curtains a moment later, also sporting the tuxedo t-shirt.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, he weighs in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, the other half of the Black Underground Railroad, MIKE “ASSMAN” TREY!”

There is a solid Assman contingent but an equally strong group of people booing and hissing at Zellor. For the moment, the Assman contingent is winning
since he came out second. Assman does the Wiggle on his way to ringside and acknowledges his many fans on his way to the ring.

“Baila Casanova” starts to play. A moment later, out comes El Rey de Corizones, accompanied by the beautiful Montaña Rose, to great cheers. El Rey is carrying
two dozen roses in his hands. He starts handing a rose to every lady, young or old, of which there aren’t very many. So he ends up giving three to a rather
feminine-looking man sitting ringside.

JENNY JERSEY: Their opponents, the current REBEL World tag team champions! Accompanied by Montaña Rose, he weighs in at two hundred and forty five pounds.
From Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico… EL REY DE CORIZONES!

“Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed!”

El Rey waits for his partner to come out. Cuzin Zeke emerges, instantly acknowledging the fans who are cheering for him. The crowd is really behind the
two of them.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner… he weighs in at two hundred and fifty nine pounds. He is from Turkey Cross, Kentucky… CUZIN ZEKE!

There are two ladders set up on either side of the ring. Both teams look at the placement of the ladders but do not touch them yet, wanting to wound their
opponents first before bringing them into the ring. Both of the tag team championship belts are hanging from the ceiling.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a match this is going to be! The THIRD of hopefully many to come!

JACK JONES: Frankly, I think Zellor should drop Silly Ass and go straight for the Carolinas title so jabronies like Everhardt and Massacre aren’t playing
with each other for it. I’d say he should go after Phoenix but then I’d have a tough time picking a favorite there.

ROB MARTINEZ: And the bell rings! We are underway!

El Rey locks up with Zellor. Zeke locks up with Assman. Zellor with a face lock on El Rey but El Rey breaks out and rings Zellor’s arm. Zellor reverses
and rings El Rey’s arm. El Rey with a quick kick to the gut and a hip toss to Zellor.

ROB MARTINEZ: These two teams have set the standard for this division!

JACK JONES: I think Stone Zellor has set the standard. Trey’s along for the ride. And don’t get me started on Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-immigrant.

Meanwhile, Zeke has Assman in a cobra clutch in the middle of the ring. Assman with a series of elbows to Zeke and he is free! He pushes Zeke off of the
ropes but Zeke reverses. Zeke goes for a big boot but Assman catches it! He trips out his other leg and applies a leg lock to the hillbilly down on the
mat.

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s smart! Assman knows if you can injure an opponent’s leg in a ladder match you increase the amount of time it’ll take him to climb the
ladder.

JACK JONES: Maybe it’s smart but this is a ladder match in REBEL Pro. This isn’t cricket!

Zellor and El Rey continuing to exchange moves. Now it’s Zellor’s turn for a hip toss. He furiously stomps away on the mask of the luchadore. Picks him
up and tries to ram his head into the turnbuckle but El Rey blocks it! El Rey with an elbow, grabs Zellor and throws HIM into the corner. A flurry of rights
from the Mexican champ! He whips Zellor into the corner… but Zellor reverses! Zellor runs after El Rey but El Rey jumps up onto the turnbuckle, jumps back
and lands behind Zellor. He hooks Zellor’s waist for a suplex but Zellor flips and lands on his feet behind El Rey! Now Zellor with a waist lock of his
own. He goes for a suplex but now El Rey lands on HIS feet! And there’s Assman out of nowhere, grabs El Rey’s head and nails him with a neck breaker!

JACK JONES: The Redcoats are coming! The Redcoats are coming!

Zeke is slowly standing, his leg having been in a lock for nearly a minute. Zellor is quick to capitalize on his leg, kicking at his knee. But Zeke catches
his leg and pulls.. Zellor hits the mat hard! Zeke back to his feet, catches Zellor with a scoop and a slam. Zeke off of the ropes and lands an elbow on
Zellor. Now he is delivering a series of stomps!

ROB MARTINEZ: So far this match has been about as even as it comes!

JACK JONES: If the Black Underground Railroad win, are we going to have these two teams wrestle each other AGAIN? Dammit, I want to see the Nation of Innovation
and the Dark Market have their chance!

ROB MARTINEZ: Natural Destruction have a claim to a title shot, don’t forget. And Young and-

JACK JONES: Yeah, yeah!

Assman is going to the outside for one of the two ladders. He folds it and is carrying it into the ring… but El Rey meets him with a baseball slide! Right
into the ladder! Assman falls back and the ladder lands on top of him. He is holding his chest. El Rey capitalizes. Asai moonsault off of the apron onto
the ladder which is on top of Assman!

ROB MARTINEZ: That is one of those moves that only hurts your opponent SLIGHTLY more than yourself!

JACK JONES: That’s why if I wrestled I’d stick to eye gouges and low blows.

Zeke has Zellor down in the corner and is delivering kicks to his mid-section. He backs off for a second to acknowledge the cheering fans.. just enough
time for Zellor to get a low blow in! Zellor back to his feet. Pimp slap! Eye gouge! Right hand! Left hand! Right hand! Left hand! Another eye gouge! Discus
clothesline! The big man is down.

JACK JONES: THAT is how I would wrestle! Stone Zellor needs to open up a wrestling academy! SIGN ME UP!

El Rey is slowly getting to his feet. But so is Assman. El Rey grabs the ladder and swings it at Assman but he ducks it. He grabs it, takes El Rey’s head,
and makes them meet! He has the ladder now, sends it into El Rey’s midsection. And brings it down hard over El Rey’s back! He slides it into Zellor. Zellor
takes the ladder and brings it down over Zeke’s back, but no! Zeke rolls out of the way. Zeke is back to his feet. Zellor swings it at him, Zeke grabs
it from him! Runs it into his gut! Again! Zellor is doubled over. Zeke places the ladder down. He grabs Zellor… piledriver on top of the ladder! Zellor
is busted open!

ROB MARTINEZ: Look at the CRIMSON MASK!

JACK JONES: That LADDER is for CLIMBING ONLY!

Assman with a Russian leg sweep on El Rey. He sees Zeke setting up the ladder and gets back into the ring. As Zeke steps from the third rung to the fourth,
Assman charges forward, pushing the ladder, sending Zeke to the ground! Assman trying to get Zellor up so they can double-team the big man. Zellor is slow
to get to his feet but he and Assman go over towards Zeke. They pull him up…. Double-team fisherman suplex! That took a lot of energy, them trying to get
him up!

JACK JONES: You could tell that was mostly Zellor doing the lifting.

El Rey has climbed the turnbuckle. The Black Underground Railroad turn around… and El Rey hits them both with a cross body block! Now he’s got the ladder.
He is setting it up but sees that the Black Underground Railroad. is standing. He runs forward, trying to use it to send both of them out of the ring but
both Assman and Zellor duck, pull down the top-rope, and El Rey goes flying over the top-rope, landing HARD on TOP of the ladder!

ROB MARTINEZ: We’ve really seen the Black Underground Railroad working very well together tonight!

Zeke is standing… he runs forward, clotheslines the Black Underground Railroad. over the top-rope where they land on top of El Rey and the ladder! Zeke
going to the outside for the SECOND ladder. He brings it inside and is setting it up. On the outside, Assman is the first to rise. He grabs the ladder
at his feet and slides it into the ring. As Zeke is climbing the ladder, Assman charges forward with the other ladder, knocking it over where it lands
on the top-rope, sending Zeke to the OUTSIDE!! Zeke lands HARD on the outside, his fall being broken by ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH… MY… GOD!

JACK JONES: Heard of the boy who cried wolf?

ROB MARTINEZ: Of course.

JACK JONES: You’re like the announcer who called God. That man upstairs stopped listening to you years ago!

Now Assman is setting up his ladder. He is climbing up! El Rey is to his feet. He gets back in the ring.. and he’s picking up the ladder!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my god! He’s picking up the ladder with the Assman on it! This is DANGEROUS!

JACK JONES: Impressive, I can’t lie. He’s not your typical luchadore.

He’s walking the ladder away from the hanging title belts! Zellor is standing on the outside. El Rey DUMPS Assman from nearly the top of the ladder to the
OUTSIDE on TOP of ZELLOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh… my… GOD!

Now it is El Rey’s turn to climb the ladder. But he is moving slowly, clearly exhausted. He starts setting it up. Zellor is somehow finding the energy to
crawl into the ring.

JACK JONES: The story here is HOW is Zellor STILL moving?

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like Assman took the brunt of the impact.

El Rey is climbing up the ladder! But Zellor is running toward the ladder! He’s climbing up too! Rung by rung! They meet at the top. They are exchanging
rights and lefts! Both Assman and Zeke are knocked out on the outside! Zellor grabs El Rey’s head and bangs it off the top of the ladder. He grabs it again.
This time he jumps back off the ladder, using the force to smash El Rey’s head into it again! El Rey bounces back and falls to the mat!

ROB MARTINEZ: This match might determine who the champs are and who wins this feud for the belts, but what condition will the champions be in next month
when they have to defend their titles?

Zellor is quick to his feet and is once again ascending the ladder. Zeke is getting back into the ring now. He climbs up behind Zellor. Seizes him by the
throat! Choke slam off of the ladder! Now Zeke is ascending! But here comes Assman! He is in the ring and grabs Zeke’s foot but Zeke shakes it off. Assman
is shaking the ladder, trying to send Zeke off of it again. But Zeke decides to abandon ship and use the situation to his advantage. He leaps off! Cross
body block to Assman!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow!

JACK JONES: How often do you think Zeke showers?

El Rey is getting to his feet. He hits the rising Zellor with a vicious heart kick! He grabs Zellor and tosses him to the outside. Zeke and El Rey both
pick up Assman and throw him alongside his partner! El Rey is climbing up the ladder. Oh my god! The Black Underground Railroad just picked up the ladder
that was on the outside and threw it into the ring!

ROB MARTINEZ: And the ladder HITS the other ladder, KNOCKING it OVER! MY GOD!

JACK JONES: Thank God for Zellor’s keen vision and unruly strength!

El Rey hit the mat HARD! The Black Underground Railroad. are back in the ring. Zeke goes for a double clothesline but they both duck. They run off the ropes
and each grab Zeke. Double running bulldog! Zellor now climbing up to the middle rope. Assman picks up Zeke and hits him with a back breaker. But he keeps
him in place as his partner lands a leg drop right into the throat of the big man!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a move! These two are really working well together tonight!

Now Zellor is going up top again, this time climbing up the turnbuckle near El Rey. He goes for a diving headbutt… but El Rey rolls out of the way just
in time! Assman picks up El Rey. He goes for a snapmare driver but El Rey pushes him away and Assman lands on his back. El Rey up… Lionsault onto the man
from Manchester, England! Zeke getting to his feet. El Rey Irish whips Zellor right into a Big Boot from Zeke but Zellor ducks it! He hits the big man
with a knee lift, then clotheslines him over the top-rope! El Rey charges Zellor. Zellor with a back body drop! No! El Rey reverses into a headscissors
takedown!

ROB MARTINEZ: He might be a big luchadore but he moves like he weights under two-hundred!

JACK JONES: Like Enrique Rodriguez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, if Rodriguez paid less attention to his sideburns, then maybe.

Zeke grabs the foot of Zellor and pulls him out of the ring. Meanwhile, Assman has stood and has one of the ladders in his hands! He charges forward with
the ladder and swings it at El Rey… and clubs him! El Rey is down!

ROB MARTINEZ: Ouch!

Assman stacks the ladders on top of each other mid-ring. Now he’s doing the Wiggle!

JACK JONES: Listen to these idiot fans cheering for that! If I did that, they would boo me!

Back to business, Assman hoists El Rey up for a powerbomb! He’s going to land him on top of both ladders! No! No! El Rey reverses into a hurricanrana! Assman
lands HARD on BOTH ladders!

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like the Wiggle might have given El Rey enough time to recover in order to reverse the bomb!

JACK JONES: Told ya! Silly Ass.

Meanwhile, Zeke and Zellor are exchanging hard rights and lefts on the outside. El Rey picks up Assman… Tango Pasado del Amor onto the ladders! Assman is
BUSTED OPEN!

JACK JONES: Who’s wiggling now, Silly Ass?

El Rey is setting up one of the ladders again. Meanwhile, on the outside, Zellor has gained the advantage with a steel chair! He has busted the big man
wide open, returning the favor from earlier! Zellor, seeing El Rey climbing the ladder, leaves Zeke and runs into the ring with the chair. El Rey spots
him though! Missile dropkick off of the ladder to the chair into the face of Zellor!

JACK JONES: I recall this being a ladder match, now a ladders and chairs match. What was El Rey THINKING?

El Rey is slow to rise but is back on his feet, again setting up the ladder. Zeke is getting back into the ring. He throws Assman out of the ring… no! Assman
grabs the ropes and prevents it! He elbows Zeke in the gut… but Zeke responds with a hard lariat that finally sends Assman to the outside! Zellor is up
too. He grabs El Rey’s foot and yanks him off of the ladder! El Rey lands FACE FIRST! Zellor is climbing up top now!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is their best chance yet to win back the titles!

JACK JONES: Go ZELLOR! But take off that stupid costume first. This is YOUR victory. Don’t let Silly Ass taint it!

Zeke is climbing up the other side. They meet at the top! They are exchanging fists of fury! Assman is back in the ring. Looks like Zeke is gaining the
advantage. He hits Zellor with a hard punch and Zellor falls! But Assman is too quick to allow Zeke to grab the belts. He pushes the ladder over and Zeke
lands with his legs spread onto the TOP-ROPE!

JACK JONES: Whoops. Looks like Zeke can’t have sex with his sister tonight.

Assman goes over to Zeke and dropkicks him to the outside! He turns around only to be met by El Rey and a hard right! Another! El Rey whips Assman into
the corner. He runs in for a splash but Assman moves out of the way. El Rey hits the corner.. bounces back.. Assman catches him with a German suplex! El
Rey flips over and lands on his stomach!

ROB MARTINEZ: Trey knows how to deliver a good suplex! That’s for sure!

JACK JONES: Did you know British people don’t use toothpaste?

Zellor is back to his feet. El Rey is slowly rising. Zellor with a pimp slap to El Rey! El Rey staggers back, right into.. Assassination! He’s down!

JACK JONES: I wonder if he’d teach me the pimp slap.

Zeke is getting back in the ring. Zellor meets him with a right but Zeke blocks it! He hits Zellor with a right of his own. Assman goes for a lariat but
Zeke ducks it. Zeke with a big boot to Assman! He hoists Zellor up into the air! And throws him out of the ring over the guard rail into the crowd!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! What strength displayed by Zeke!

JACK JONES: That’s what incest does to your genes.

Assman is getting to his feet but Zeke has that steel chair! He CLOBBERS Assman with it! Zeke is now setting up the ladder. Zellor is trying to make his
way through the crowd but it looks like some of the fans are trying to prevent him from leaving!

ROB MARTINEZ: Some of them don’t want Zellor to prevent Zeke from retaining the belts!

JACK JONES: No, no, they are asking for autographs.

Zellor breaks free as Zeke begins the ascension. Zeke realizes he doesn’t have enough time before Zellor pushes him off of the ladder… so he jumps off of
the ladder.. Mudpuddle to Assman! Assman was beginning to get up when the huge mass of Cuzin Zeke landed right on his CHEST! That gives Zellor an opportunity
to climb the ladder.

ROB MARTINEZ: How does Trey recover from THAT?

JACK JONES: Go back to England, Silly Ass.

But El Rey has the same idea. They are both going up! Now Zeke is rising.. he’s going up behind Zellor. El Rey and Zellor reach the top. El Rey with some
hard rights to Zellor. Zeke catches up. He hooks Zellor… belly-to-back suplex off of the ladder! El Rey’s about to get the title!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is it!

But Assman is back up and pushes the ladder just in time!

ROB MARTINEZ: How did he recover from that Mudpuddle so quickly?!?

As Zeke rises, Assman grabs that chair. He returns the favor from earlier across the forehead of the champ! Zeke is back down. Assman going over to El Rey.
He swings the chair down at the smaller of the champs but El Rey pivots and performs a drop toe hold onto Assman who falls forward ONTO the CHAIR!

ROB MARTINEZ: The blood continues to flow!

JACK JONES: And they wonder why I call him Silly Ass.

Zellor and El Rey both standing… run at each other. El Rey goes up for a hurricanrana but Zellor hooks one of his legs! Zellor with a cradle piledriver!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a REVERSAL!

JACK JONES: He really should open up a school. I wasn’t kidding.

Zellor is picking up El Rey now. Going for his preferred type of piledriver… the tombstone! But Zeke is up and delivers an axhandle to the back of Zellor
which gives El Rey enough time to reverse the tombstone into one of his own! Zeke tells Zellor to wait, runs over and grabs the ladder and places it under.
El Rey about to tombstone him but Zeke tells him to wait again! He grabs the steel chair and places it on top of the ladder but as he is doing it Zellor
reverses it!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was risky!

JACK JONES: Or in other words, stupid, and not at all unexpected.

Zeke with another axhandle and El Rey reverses it! Zeke grabs Zellor’s feet for good measure. El Rey with an aided tombstone on the chair which is on the
LADDER!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD!

JACK JONES: Two-on-one..

But Assman is back up. He runs off of the ropes… running snapmare driver onto Zeke ONTO the LADDER! Zeke’s head bounces off of the ladder and he lands on
his back!

JACK JONES: I hate having to cheer for Silly Ass in order to cheer for Zellor. Why couldn’t he have picked a tag team partner like Castle or Mr. Hollywood?
El Rey and Assman run at each other. Double clothesline and both are down!

ROB MARTINEZ: This has been a LONG match and the exhaustion is evident!

JACK JONES: I swear if this ends because of a time limit draw…

They are slowly rising to their feet again. Exchanging blows mid-ring! El Rey goes for an Irish whip but the Briton reverses it… El Rey reverses again!
El Rey drops down. Assman off of the ropes, leaps over him, off of the opposite ropes. El Rey up for a hurricanrana but Assman grabs him for a powerbomb!
But El Rey is fighting it with fists to Assman! He spins 180 and delivers a headscissors takedown!

ROB MARTINEZ: A nice series of reversals from men who should be WAY TOO TIRED to be doing that!

Assman quickly back to his feet but El Rey has used the opportunity to pick up one of the ladders. He rams into Assman’s gut! And across his back! And across
the BACK of his HEAD! El Rey setting up the other ladder now. Both Zeke and Zellor are standing. Zellor runs over to the ladder as El Rey begins to climb
it. He climbs up behind El Rey. He puts his head between his legs, grabs El Rey’s ankles, hoists the big luchadore up and away from the ladder and falls
backwards! The ladder is wobbling but stays upright.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a move! I don’t know what you’d call it but… what a move!

JACK JONES: Yeah, there’s gotta be something better than ‘what-a-move.’ God, Rob, I can’t do color commentary AND the play-by-play.

Zeke goes over to Assman who is beginning to stand up. A scoop and a slam. He picks Assman up again. He is going for a piledriver… Assman reverses into
a back body drop-NO! He can’t get the big man up and over! But he is fighting anyhow! Here comes Zellor!

ROB MARTINEZ: What is this?!?

JACK JONES: ZE-LLOR! ZE-LLOR!

Zellor jumped off of the back of his tag team partner and landed a dropkick to the chest of Zeke! Zeke staggers back. Zellor does it again, off of Assman’s
back, this time with a cross-body block. But Zeke catches him! Powerslam! El Rey is back to his feet. He runs at Assman who catches him with a spinebuster!
Zeke charges forward… big lariat to Assman as he stands up!

ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT A MATCH!

JACK JONES: Is that what you say when you have nothing specific to say?

Zeke goes toward the ladder. He is moving slowly. This has been a very long match and he is a very big man! He is climbing up the ladder slowly. He reaches
the top! But Black Underground Railroad. are up and they whip El Rey into the ladder! Zeke is falling… holy shit! Holy shit! Assman caught Zeke with an
Asscracker from the TOP of the LADDER!

ROB MARTINEZ: I thought that was IT! I thought Zeke and El Rey were about to RETAIN!

Zellor with a low blow to El Rey! He throws him over the top-rope.

ROB MARTINEZ: Zellor eliminates El Rey from the picture. And I don’t think Zeke is going anywhere any time soon!

JACK JONES: I bet Zellor taught Silly Ass that move.

Now Black Underground Railroad. are setting up the ladder. They’re both climbing it. They reach the top! They grab the titles!

JENNY JERSEY: The winners and FOR THE SECOND TIME, REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.. THE BLACK UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!

ROB MARTINEZ: And, once again, we have NEW tag team champs! WHAT a MATCH! What an EVENING of the VERY BEST of both REBEL PRO and NAPW!

JACK JONES: And the VERY BEST of REBEL PRO COMMENTATING by the new-

ROB MARTINEZ: -chill out, Jones! This night has been about the wrestlers! Men like the four of them IN THE RING, men like THE SHOW, the EGO BUSTER, newcomers
like Everhardt and Massacre, the EIGHT-MAN BATTLE we saw earlier, that’s what this night has been about! The Bluegrass Badass and Joey Malone! All of those
who competed in the STAMPEDE! S.D. versus S.A.D.! WHAT a NIGHT!

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