REBEL Underground 04/25/2009

04/25/2009
The fans are milling about waiting for the matches to begin here at the Rebel Underground Arena. Fans chat with each other, they are ready for some hardcore
fighting action here. Rex t-shirts are selling for ten dollars a piece, “The Show” t-shirts are going for ten dollars, there is the new Rebel Icons t-shirts
selling as well. There are still a few stuffed Captains left as well as posters, DVDs, and replica title belts. JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, please
make your way to your seats, the show will begin in five minutes.Like people running for something free, they finish their purchases and run to their seats,
not wanting to miss any action in this card. “Heavy Metal Machine” by the Smashing Pumpkins cues up and immediate booing ensues. Through the curtain walks
Mikey Massacre, holding his Number One Contender Trophy in one hand, a microphone in the other. Instead of his black singlet, he’s wearing a black jumpsuit
with ‘MM’ on one shoulder and ‘SELLOUT’ on his back. He takes off his aviator sunglasses to look out at the booing fans with a smirk on his face, seemingly
enjoying the negative atmosphere he has created with his entrance. He walks down the aisle, hops onto the apron, then steps through the ropes.MIKEY MASSACRE:
Thanks for the greetings, friends.YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT!MIKEY MASSACRE: Never put it past wrestling fans
than to state the obvious, f(BLEEP)ing ignorant morons. F(BLEEP) YOU! F(BLEEP) YOU! F(BLEEP) YOU! F(BLEEP) YOU! F(BLEEP) YOU! F(BLEEP) YOU! MIKEY MASSACRE:
Alright, alright. You don’t want me out here. I get it. But the sooner you shut the hell up, the sooner I’ll be out of here. I’m not wrestling tonight—I’m
sure you’re sorry to hear that—but I do have something very important to do. I’m here tonight at the Underground to announce my intentions regarding this
here Trophy. First of all, Gordon says I have to defend my Trophy against the former Carolina champ—I think he was champ for about fourteen seconds—Bird
of Prey next week at Racin’ and Wrasslin’. And that’s fine because, well… El Rey de Corazones couldn’t stop me. And there’s no way the Pigeon is going
to stop me either. But I’m getting off track… because I’m not here to announce that either. And no, I’m also not out here to cash in my Trophy and challenge
Vincent Black. That time may come… but the way I see it, REBEL Pro Wrestling is better off with Vincent Black and Mikey Massacre at its top than it would
be with just one of them at the top. Why is that? Well, I know I spent a helluva lot of time trying to fight the Extreme Elite, trying to ban them from
the company, trying to save you all from them… but the truth is, I was wasting my time. Because, now that the dust has settled, now that the Elite are
done for, I see… that they were right all along. YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! MIKEY MASSACRE: They were
right about each and every one of you. They were right about them being the only good thing about this God-forsaken piece of shit company. I’m a little
sad I realized it all too late. As a smart lady once said, there’s nothing like regret to remind you that you’re alive… but there’s nothing I can do now.
That is… except carry on their mission. And not just that, but Mikey Massacre can do what the Extreme Elite were unable to do. Mikey Massacre is going
to end this company. Mikey Massacre isn’t the second coming of the Extreme Elite. No. The Extreme Elite were the first coming of Mikey Massacre. So how
am I going to go about this? How, you might ask, am I going to end REBEL Pro Wrestling? It won’t be easy, no doub t, but step by step, move by move, manipulation
by manipulation, I am going to end this company. Mark my words. Mark my words! Mark my f(BLEEP)ing words! Now, back to my Trophy… Here’s my challenge to
every piece of shit in the REBEL locker room. After I eat Pigeon at Racin’ and Wrasslin’, you want a shot at being the Number One Contender? You want to
get a shot at Vincent Black and the REBEL gold? I am willing to give a shot to ANYONE. That’s right… ANYONE. I don’t give a shit if you’ve been in REBEL
Pro for two years, two months, two days or two hours… I’ll give you a shot. All I ask… is that you denounce REBEL Pro. Whether it’s burning a REBEL effigy,
telling the fans to go to hell, beating up one of REBEL Pro’s heroes, I don’t care, but if it’s clear you’re making yourself look like a piss ant to REBEL
Pro and its fans, I’ll give you a shot. If I think you’re being inauthentic and planning on apologizing to the people you piss off right after you get
your shot, then I won’t grant the shot… The bar isn’t high, folks. But if you want a shot, it’s what you gotta do. So, next week, after the Pigeon flies
blindly into the window that is Mikey Massacre and falls five stories down, his neck snapped, blood trickling down his mouth… anyone and everyone—if they
are willing to do as I say—can line up for a shot at this here Trophy. Because I know one thing. And it’s that everyone in the locker room cares more about
championships and personal glory than this company and its fans. And I’m going to prove it. Rex Caliber, your golden boy, was cream of the crop two years
ago when this promotion began. But since then, he’s been hiding in the announcer’s booth or in the administrative office. When Rex Caliber, the most competitive
man in the locker room, a man who supposedly loves REBEL Pro, chooses a title shot over each and every one of you, you are going to begin to see The Truth.
I’m going to prove that I was the only one who truly gave a shit about this company and its fans. The fans are going to see as their heroes turn to villains
in order to get at my Trophy and then that World Title. The fans will finally see the truth. And the truth… will set you free. Literally. REBEL will see
its fanbase dissipate, its merchandise sales fall, its gate reduced… Mikey smiles. And that, old friends… is what the Extreme Elite started. And what Mikey
Massacre will finish. Mikey drops the microphone to immense booing. He puts his aviators back on, still smiling, as he makes his way down the aisle and
through the curtain.

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“Shadow of the Season” by Screaming Trees cues up. The fans begin booing as if the Revolutionary War were yesterday. Derek Stephen Taylor comes from the
back accompanied by Fantastic Andy Strickland, who is carrying the potted plant supposedly given to him by Jenny Jersey earlier in the night. JENNY JERSEY:
Introducing first, weighing nearly fifteen stones, from London, England accompanied by Fantastic Andy Strickland, DEREK STEPHEN TAYLOR! “Dope” by Paranoia
cues up. There is a mixed reaction. The fans used to love Dextro, but he hasn’t been showing them much love lately, refusing to submit anything fun for
them to watch on Rebel Pro Dot Com. Some suspect he is back to his old habits, but no one is sure. Dextro emerges from the curtain, looking even more pale
than he normally looks. JENNY JERSEY: His opponent, weighing one-hundred and twenty-seven pounds, from the Local Boxcar, a former REBEL Pro World Heavyweight
Champion… DEXTRO! DING DING As the bell rings, Dextro and Derek Stephen Taylor are circling each other. Dextro immediately goes for a double leg takedown
which takes Taylor down by surprise. Dextro on top of Taylor and swinging lefts and rights. But he’s VERY sloppy and Taylor easily rolls him over. Taylor
with a series of quick lefts and rights then he is back to his feet. Off of the ropes… knee drop! A quick cover but Dextro slips underneath him. Dextro
gets to his feet. He attacks Taylor with a series of kicks to his knees but the British technician grabs his leg and hits him with a British leg drag into
an Indian kneelock. He’s really working on the knee of Dextro. Dextro is trying to get to the bottom rope to get the leverage with which to break the hold
but he is simply too small to get there. DST really working the knee, trying to ground the little man. Dextro reaches… and manages an eyepoke to break
the hold! The fans aren’t big fans of tactics like that but they are big fans of Dextro so the fans pop anyways! Taylor checking his eye as he gets to
his feet as Dextro pulls himself up with the ropes. He runs at Taylor with a clothesline but Taylor catches him and delivers a big spinebuster that Arn
Andersen would have been proud of! Dextro grinding his teeth and grabbing his lower back, wishing he never attempted the clothesline. DST shakes off the
pain in his eye and drops an elbow on Dextro. Back to his feet, bringing Dextro up with him… and into a Regal Stretch! Dextro is hollering, wishing he
remembered a maneuver to get out of the hold. He knew one once, but he killed that brain cell and now it’s gone. DST stretching the hell out of him. Dextro
with an elbow. Another. A third! He breaks the hold! Off of the ropes the former World Champion runs, another clothesline… and he runs right into a kick
to the gut and a double arm DDT! And now DST is putting him in the Trafalgar Square! He has it locked in! Will Dextro tap out to Taylor? He’s resisting,
trying to get to the ropes, but his knee is already injured from the submission moves applied by Taylor… he taps out! DEXTRO TAPS! JENNY JERSEY: And your
winner, via submission… DEREK STEPHEN TAYLOR! Fantastic Andy Strickland gets in the ring with his prized pupil and raises his arm. Tonight he’s defeated
a former World Champ… what’s next from the British technical superstar?

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“Everyone I Went to High School With Is Dead” by Mr. Bungle queues up and from the back walks Jim and Tommy Jonas to a much louder chorus of boos. The
fans seem restless tonight and are ready for some ass-kicking. JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first: They weighed in tonight at a combined weight of four hundred
and sixty-six pounds and are the team of Jim and Tommy Jonas… THE JONAS BROTHERS! Each of the brothers appear through the curtain with a spark and each
with their signature item: Tommy and his pickelhaube and Jim with his gulf-war era army jacket. Jim and Tommy are both exchange words with the fans but
before they get too carried away they look at the entrance ramp as the hear the key up for “Universal-Borknagar”. JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents: They
weighed in tonight at a combined weight of three hundred and fourteen they are the team of Derrick Daze and Lacy Gloria… DAZING GLORY! Derrick and Tommy!
Exchanging rights and lefts! Rights and lefts! Tommy with an Hair Pull Slam to Derrick. He bounces off of the ropes, goes for a running bulldog but Derrick
avoided it! Derrick quick to his feet but Tommy knocks him down with a Inverted Face lock Swinging Neck Breaker! Tommy goes for an early cover as the referee
slides in place for the count… ONE… TW… Kick out by Derrick. Both men are back on their feet and go back to exchanging rights and lefts. Lefts and rights.
Derrick and Tommy seems to be relying a lot on punches being speeders but like the old saying goes everyone has a good game plan until you get hit in the
face. Back to the action Daze finally get the advantage via a standing moonsault. The advantage doesn’t last long as Tommy executes a baseball slide roundhouse
kick and Derrick lands a drop kick. The fans are loving this high flying high risk match as chants of Rebel, Rebel break out in the crowd. Tommy and Derrick
continue to fight back and forth in what seems to be on of the most even matches we have seen in awhile. Tommy finally manages to back Derrick into the
corner and reaches out and tags in his brother who comes over sling shots himself over the ropes and delivers a flying clothesline. Jim goes for a quick
cover… ONE… TW… No, only a two counts as Derrick reverses and rolls him over as the referee counts… ONE… Only a one count as Tommy comes in to break it
up. Lacy rushes in the ring as all four participants are now in the center of the ring going at it. The referee is trying to get control back but being
a new referee is helping him as Dazing Glory and the Jonas Brother both just ignore him. The fans are loving it as Derrick manages to execute a standing
moonsault that knocks Tommy out of the ring giving Dazing Glory the opening they need to execute a serious of double team moves ending with the Dazing
Glory as Lacy makes the cover the referee counts… ONE… TWO… THRE… So close by no as somehow Tommy is able to make back inside the ring just in time to
make the save. Derrick is telling the referee it was a three count and even getting part of the sell out crowd to agree but the referee ain’t reverse his
decision and only thing Derrick managed to accomplish was giving the Jonas Brothers the opening they need to work in some double team moves of their own
and change the momentum of the match back in their favor as Jim is just out powering Lacy. The Jonas Brothers seem to have things under controls as Jimmy
plants a face first pile driver on Lacy before going for the cover… ONE… TWO… TH… No! A big no as Derrick Daze makes the save with a frog splash from the
top rope. All three participants are down but Derrick is the first one to his feet. He rolls Lacy over onto Jim for the cover… ONE… TWO… THRE… Another
save as Tommy comes to the rescue with his pickle daube laying Lacy out. A smile comes across both the face of Jimmy and of Tommy as they sense they may
finally have this hard fought battle in hand as blood continues to run down Lacy’s face. Jimmy reaches down to pick up Lacy to try and finish off the match
but Derrick charges the ring steel chair in hand. Jimmy and Tommy charge Derrick going for a double clothesline to neutralize Daze and his chair but Derrick
baseball slides under the double clothesline flips back up and lands a chair shot to both Jonas Brothers. There is now blood everywhere as medical staff
have found their way ring side to check on the participants after this match ends but that will have to right for now as Lacy is back on her feet and has
just tossed Derrick another chair and climb back in the ring with one of her own. Lacy and Derrick deliver a double chair shot to Tommy knocking him outside
the ropes and apparently out cold as the medical staff tend to him the action continues inside the ring as Derrick delivers a shot to Jimmy destroying
the chair and busting his head open even more. Lacy and Derrick executes a Dazing Explosion before Lacy goes for the cover… ONE… TWO… TH… Jimmy manages
to get a foot on the rope just in time as the referee was half way down with the three count. Tommy is still dazed but is awake outside the ring but it
seems he is not going to be any help in this match as blood continues to flow from his head wound. Meanwhile inside the ring Lacy has just executed the
“Gory Gloria” and Dazing Glory don’t seem to be done it as Derrick lands the BDS. Derrick covers after the “Glorified Combination” as the referee counts
but it should all be academic now… ONE… TWO… Tommy tries to come in for the save but it is too late as the referee’s hand come down for the… THREE. JENNY
JERSEY: Here are your winners via pin fall the team of Derrick Daze and Lacy Gloria… DAZING GLORY!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is schedule for one fall!A Call For Blood by “Hatebreed” cues up and Malice emerges from the curtain. Though his eyes
are focused ahead on the ring, the fans are cheering for the big REBEL rookie. Anyone who makes Mack and Jer$ey angry is cool in their book. JENNY JERSEY:
From the Red Hook section of New York, he weighs in at three hundred and ten pounds… MALICE!Ted Nugent’s “Stranglehold” cues up and the fans have a mixed
reaction for Calgary Jim. They’ve seen some of his antics in NAPW and they aren’t sure what to make of him. He walks down the aisle, eyes focused on Malice.JENNY
JERSEY: And his opponent standing six feet three inches and weighing two hundred and sixty-four pounds from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, CALGARY JIM! DING
DINGMalice is immediately on Jim with hard rights. This is going to be a match-up between two huge powerful men, with both men trying to gain an immediate
and quick ending using their brute strength! Malice with a headbutt to accompany his punches. Jim up against the ropes. Irish whips him across the ring.
Big boot sends Jim back to the mat! And Malice is immediately going to the outside. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He slides it into
the ring just as Jim is getting to his feet. Big forearms to the back of Calgary Jim. Whips him into the corner. Jim hits it hard and bounces off. Big
clothesline from Malice takes him down! Now Malice is setting up the table. Jim standing again. Malice with a few knees to his gut, Irish whip. Malice
ducks his head. Jim catches him with a kick to the head! Jim off of the ropes. Clothesline takes Malice down! He picks up Malice and throws his head into
the table. Again! A third time… no! Blocked by Malice! Malice with an elbow to the gut. And he bashes Jim’s head off of the table! Again! A third time!
He whips him across the ring. Belly-to-belly through the table… no! Jim a headbutt that breaks the hold! Jim with a big hiptoss! Malice slowly gets to
his feet… only to feel a backbreaker over the knee of Calgary Jim! Jim picks up Malice and tosses his head into the turnbuckle. Pushes him off of the corner,
Irish whip. Malice reverses! Jim hits the corner. Malice runs in… right into a Big Boot! Short-arm lariat sends Malice down! Jim with a cover but Malice
is up at 1. Jim picks Malice up. A scoop and a slam! Picks him up again. He’s going for a piledriver! NO! NO! Reversed into a back body drop… no! REVERSED
INTO A SPINEBUSTER! Malice with some big boots to Jim. Picks him up! Fallaway slam! COVER!ONE! TWO!TH—KICKOUT BY JIM!Malice pushes him into the ropes!
Going for the belly-to-belly through the table. But here comes MACK! With a CHAIR! He swings it at Malice but Malice ducks and the chair hits JIM! Jim
falls to the ground. Malice kicks Mack in the gut. CHOKE SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE! He picks up Jim. DOWNWARD SPIRAL! COVER!ONE!TWO!THREE!JENNY JERSEY: And
your winner… MALICE! Malice stands over Mack’s body, a smirk on his face. Mack came down to hand the match to Calgary Jim but Malice must have been expecting
it because he knew exactly what to do! He lets the referee raise his arm in the air before leaving the ring, keeping one eye on the fallen Mack, sizing
him up for next week when he will have the chance to finish what he started!

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The Dukes of Hazzard theme song begins to play and from the back walks Trailer Park Ink. JENNY JERSEY: From Tulsa Oklahoma, at a total combined weight
of six hundred and ninety-nine pounds; the team of “THE TANK” DALE MONROE III and “ROADKILL” JACOB JENKINS… TRAILER PARK INK! Jacob points to a man who
is sporting a fresh blood pad on his arm and Dale stops by to ask him how the tattoo is doing. As they continue walking they spot another customer and
stop to inquire about their ink. “Tu Veneno” by Natalia Oreiro hits the speakers and from the back walks the lovely La Reina de los Mariposas to a good
pop. The men cheer La Reina, boo El Rey, the women boo La Reina and cheer El Rey; it is all such a good time. JENNY JERSEY: Making their way down to the
ring at a total combined weight of three hundred and eighty pounds, the team of LA REINA DE LOS MARIPOSAS and EL REY DE CORAZONES… CORAZONES Y MARIPOSAS!
El Rey and La Reina make their way to the ring and El Rey climbs in to start the match. DING DING La Reina stands on the apron of the ring, waiting for
her opportunity to get inside the ring as on the inside of the ring Dale and El Rey circle at each other. Jimmy Johnson waits for the match to begin between
these two. Dale with a big right hand that El Rey ducks under easily, showing his superior speed and agility. El Rey connects with a toe kick to Dale’s
ribs doubling him over as he clutches at his ribs. El Rey is there with a right hand into Dale’s face as he delivers a spinning tornado DDT to the mat.
El Rey quickly hits the ropes spring boarding back with a lionsault onto Dale’s back. He rolls his opponent over and makes a quick cover, but Dale raises
a shoulder before the count of one can even be reached. Dale with a right hand sends El Rey back from his kneeling position, Dale begins to get up to his
knees. El Rey hits the ropes spring boarding back with a spinning heel kick, Dale ducks sending El Rey down to the mat with a ring shaking spinebuster.
Dale tags in Jacob Jenkins and the two whip El Rey backwards into their corner. Jacob whips Dale in with a clothesline and as Dale connects, he drops down
to the mat as Jacob charges with a high knee lift into El Rey’s face. Jacob delivers a fist into El Rey’s midsection doubling the heartthrob over as he
loses his wind. Jacob delivers an elbow drop that sends El Rey down to his knee, but not both. El Rey swings wildly with a punch, but it only connects
with Jacob’s leg not phasing him. Another elbow drop sends El Rey down to the mat and brings in La Reina into the match. La Reina dives in with a steel
chair shot to the side of Jacob’s head sending him into his own corner; Dale comes in to protect his partner and friend. La Reina is there with a chair
shot for him as well and he is sent back outside the ring as quickly as he enters. La Reina drops the chair sending Jacob into the ropes, she bends retrieving
the chair quickly diving forward with the chair extended right into Jacob’s midsection. She is quickly in the ropes with a springboard chair shot to the
back of his skull and Jacob is sent to the mat. La Reina runs up the corner diving backwards with a moonsault landing across Jacob’s back. El Rey is up
and contending with Dale, who is trying to get inside the ring. Dale with a haymaker, El Rey ducks bringing Dale’s head under his armpit. El Rey lifts
Dale up and into the ring with a over the head suplex, but it definitely cost El Rey as he clutches at his back. La Reina looks at her brother and nods.
El Rey climbs one turnbuckle as La Reina climbs another, they stand diagonally from each other and leap with a 360 degrees splash into a legdrop across
the throats of Trailer Park Inc. Both La Reina and El Rey make a cover and Jimmy Johnson is there with a count. One… Two… Th–NO! Both men are able
to get a shoulder up just in time and this match must continue here at the Underground show. La Reina pulls Jacob up to his feet by the hair on his head
delivering stiff right hands into his face that would make any man proud. El Rey looks back at his sister and shakes his head at the brutality she is willing
to go to for a win. He turns back to Dale and is met with a big right hand to his face that sends him backward holding at his nose. Dale has fire burning
in his eyes and intends on putting it out or fueling it with El Rey’s body. Another right hand sends El Rey into the middle of the ring, he whips El Rey
into the corner hard and El Rey slams chest first. As he stumbles back out of the corner, Dale is there with a full nelson slam to the canvas. La Reina
has Jacob in the corner delivering stiff kicks to his ribs and she climbs up the turnbuckle padding delivering the ten punches. One… Two… Three…
Four… Five… Six… La Reina’s arm is caught in mid swing by a furious Dale. La Reina leaps from the middle turnbuckle with a spinning kick, but Dale
avoids the blow by ducking and slamming La Reina face first into the canvas. Jacob shakes his head and looks over to Dale, who smiles at his accomplishment
and says something about Jacob getting beaten by a girl. La Reina connects with a low blow with the bottom of her foot and Dale is no longer laughing at
his partner; he is clutching his throbbing balls and has turned a sickly shade of green. La Reina has gotten to her knees, blood streaming from her nose
from the front face type slam that Dale slammed her to the mat with, but she is grinning saddistically. She rolls Dale up but Jacob is there to stomp on
the back of her head quickly stopping the pin attempt. Jacob is standing over the two of them when El Rey comes flying with a shoulder tackle that sends
both him and Jacob to the outside. Jacob somehow lands on top of El Rey, driving the air right of his sails. Jacob gets up to his feet, pulling El Rey
with his motion slamming him face first into the guard railing, before whipping him into the ring steps. Jacob calmly follows his prey bending down to
grab a steel chair from under the ring; he folds it the way he wants it and brings it down on El Rey’s head the sound sickening as the metal folds with
the impact. In the ring, Dale has gotten back to his feet, still holding his balls gingerly; as behind him La Reina has gotten back up to her feet. She
dropkicks Dale in the back and it sends him over the top rope to the ring apron where he lays precariously on the edge of falling to the floor. La Reina
hits the opposite ropes clutching the top rope before flipping over with a leg drop across Dale’s throat that sends him down to the concrete floor below.
La Reina rolls back under the bottom rope and climbs to the top turnbuckle as Jacob brings the chair down again on her brother El Rey. La Reina dives from
the top rope with a crossbody, but Jacob glances this out of the corner of his eye and catches the lovely La Reina in mid flight. He holds her there for
a moment, before slamming her down with a powerslam onto the concrete. Jacob picks up the steel chair and brings it down on the bleeding head of La Reina
before turning to El Rey. El Rey, trying to get the advantage back, kicks out catching Jacob in the midsection causing him to drop the steel chair. El
Rey jumps from the ring steps delivering a DDT to Jacob onto the steel chair, it was a weapon, but it was just in the way. El Rey leaps up to the apron
before lionsaulting back onto the back of Jacob Jenkins. El Rey and Jacob begin to trade fists near to the ring as La Reina pulls herself up to a vertical
base, using the guard railing, and rolls Dale into the ring. La Reina stands With Dale worn down from the match La Reina goes into a Jumping Spin Kick
to the head continued into a Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the midsection and finally into a Leg sweep kick sending Dale toppling forward onto their face.
La Reina hooks in a Cobra Clutch Sleeper hold in the middle of the ring. Jacob dives inside the ropes, but El Rey grabs at his ankles preventing him from
interfering with a win for Corazones y Mariposas. Referee Jimmy Johnson holds up the arm once and it falls. He holds it up a second time and it falls.
La Reina has blood pouring down from her forehead, but she is holding on the cobra clutch sleeper. The arm is lifted for a third time and it…. falls.
DING! DING! DING! JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, El Rey de Corazones and La Reina Mariposas… Corazones y Mariposas!

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JENNY JERSEY: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a Non-Title Match! “Carbomb” by The Acacia Strain hits the PA and the crowd erupts into hatred
for the huge man that steps out from the back. JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, he hails from Glens Falls, NY and weighs in at 341 pounds…The
REBEL World Heavyweight Champion, Vincent Black!!! Black strides down to ringside, the World Title belt draped over his shoulder and a smug look on his
face. He passes a fan who is holding a homemade sign that reads “Vincent needs to lay off the doughnuts!!!” JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent…. The Acacia
Strain is replaced by the theme to the Beverly Hillbillies and the crowds boos turn into loud cheers! JENNY JERSEY: Hailing from Turkey Cross, Kentucky
and weighing in at 263 pounds….Cuzin Zeke!!! Zeke steps through the curtain and the fans shower him with cheers! The good natured hillbilly high fives
and hugs fans along his path towards the ring. Zeke climbs into the ring, waves to the fans and looks at an annoyed looking Black. Referee Dale McDonald
calls for the bell and this non title match is now official. The two men lock up in the center of the ring, neither willing to show weakness. Black starts
to power Zeke back towards the corner but the redneck shocks the bigger man by slapping on a side headlock. Black drives a pair of forearm shots into the
gut of Zeke but the hillbilly refuses to let go! Black backs Zeke into the ring ropes, drives in another pair of forearm shots and shoots him off the ropes.
Zeke comes off the ropes and hits the World Champion with a shoulder block! Vincent staggers back but is still standing! Zeke hits the ropes again and
this time clubs Black with a clothesline! Vincent staggers, stumbles and nearly goes down before regaining his footing and yelling at Zeke to “Bring It!”
Zeke goes for the hat trick and hits the ropes for a third time but Black quickly plants a big boot into the face of the hillbilly! Now it’s Black who
watches somewhat astonished as Cuzin Zeke is still standing! One, two, three stiff right hands from Black backs Zeke up against the ropes. Black takes
a few steps back and takes Zeke up and over the top rope with a clothesline! No sooner does Zeke hit the floor than the World Champion rolls out of the
ring to continue his attack. Black pulls Zeke up and whips him hard into the ring steps sending them crashing to the floor. Black goes searching for plunder
under the ring as Cuzin Zeke pulls himself to his feet. Black pulls a trash can out from under the ring and charges Zeke. This time it’s Zeke who gets
a boot up and he manages to kick the trash can back into the face of Black! Zeke rips the dented trash can out of the hands of Black and starts to club
him like a baby seal! Black is trying to cover up to protect himself from the series of shots coming from Zeke. Vincent drops to one knee as Zeke stands
over him. The trash can beaten nearly flat. Low blow from Black! As Zeke doubles over Black quickly nails a DDT onto the floor! Black pulls Zeke up to
his feet and rolls him back into the ring. before sliding

into the ring after Zeke, Black asks for and receives a chair from a fan at ringside. Black slides
into the ring with the chair but Zeke is ready for him. Short left hand from Zeke stuns Black! Big right hand soupbone from Zeke staggers the World Champ!
Zeke stomps on the foot of Black and the Champ drops the chair! Zeke whips Black into the ropes and drops him with a clothesline! The crowd is firmly behind
Cousin Zeke now as he looks ready to dish out some country whippin’! Zeke picks up the metal folding chair and smacks it across the back of Black! Zeke
tosses the chair away and rolls Black over onto his back and goes for the cover! One! Two! Black powers out! Zeke gets to his feet and starts to pull Black
to his feet when the Champ suddenly powers the hillbilly back into the corner! Shoulder block into the ribs of Zeke! Another rib breaking shoulder block
from the World Champ has Zeke gasping for air. Black reaches into his boot and pulls something shiny out. He shows it to the cameraman who is at ringside
and we see that Black has a frackin’ fork in his hand! Black measures his foe and jabs the fork into the scalp of Zeke! Zeke shoves Black out of the way
and staggers into the center of the ring. Black rushes him and again stabs the fork into the skull of Zeke! Zeke drops to one knee and blood is flowing
from his scalp down onto his face and shoulders. Black hits the ropes, readies the fork but gets taken off his feet by a modified spear from Cuzin Zeke!
Zeke grabs the fork that Black has dropped and waits for the World Champ to get to his feet. Black is up and Zeke jabs the fork straight into his ass!
Black yelps in surprised pain and the crowd gets a good laugh. Another jab from the fork straight in the ass check of Black! Zeke ducks under a right hand
and this time tags the World Champ with a shot to the head with the fork! Black drops to one knee and Zeke tosses the fork out into the crowd. Zeke hits
the ropes and drives a knee into the side of Blacks head! Zeke staggers over to the chair he used earlier, wipes the blood out of his eyes and holds the
chair up for all to see. Black is getting back to his feet when Zeke charges him with the chair. Spinebuster from Black! Black gets to his feet and looks
down at the dazed and bloody Zeke. Black drags Zeke up and positions him for his New Hope! It’s reversed and Zeke backdrops Black onto both the mat and
the chair! Zeke shoves Black off of the chair and yells for him to get to his feet. Black obliges and takes a wicked chair shot to the head! The World
champ is still standing even after a second brutal chair shot rings his bell! Zeke hits the ropes and wraps the chair around the skull of Black who drops
like a chopped down redwood! Zeke places the dented chair onto the chest of Black and starts to climb to the top turnbuckle! Mudpuddle from Cuzin Zeke!
The fans pop huge as the bloodied and battered hillbilly goes for the cover! One! Two! Three! The referee calls for the bell as Zeke has just pulled off
a huge upset! JENNY JERSEY: Winner of this match, Cuzin Zeke!!! The referee raises the arm of Zeke but the hillbilly sure doesn’t look like a winner as
blood covers his face and upper body. None the less he just pinned the World Champion in a non title match!

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“My Old Kentucky Home” by the Nappy Roots cue up and the fans rise to their feet, cheering for the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0, a team they have seen be a consistent
mainstay in the tag division, though as of yet unable to win the titles as a duo. The Kurtis brothers, minus Chad, emerge from the curtain, Matthew towering
over little brother Jonothan. JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of five-hundred and thirty-five pounds, the “Bluegrass
Badass” Matthew Kurtis and the “Bluegrass Heart-throb” Jonothan Kurtis, the BLUEGRASS MAFIA 2.0! “Cocky” by Kid Rock cues up and the fans cheering intensifies.
The one and only Chad Kurtis, wearing a Duke #1 jersey, emerges from the curtain, slapping the hands of some of his many fans, except for the one guy who
gives him the finger because he hates Kid Rock. “The Show” waits halfway down the ramp as “More Human Than Human” cues up. The fans are now going crazier
than ever as “The Nexus One”, wearing a Duke #69 jersey, emerges! He pumps his fist into the air and joins his fellow tag team champion as they make their
way to the ring unified. JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, the REBEL Pro World Tag Team Champions, “The Show” Chad Kurtis, “The Nexus One” Rex Caliber…
THE REBEL ICONS!HOLY POP, BATMAN!DING DING Looks like Rexy and Matthew Kurtis are going to start things off. The smaller Kurtis’ are in their respective
corners, a sign of respect from the teams to one another. Rexy and Kurtis circling each other. Collar-and-elbow. Kurtis uses his size to power through
with a side headlock but Rexy quickly bows out of it, waistlock from behind. Quick elbows from Matthew Kurtis break the waistlock. The Badass is off of
the ropes. Clothesline, but it’s ducked by Rex! Kurtis off of the other ropes. Kurtis with a shoulder block that sends Rex down! Big boots to the back
of the Nexus One but he’s seemingly unaffected, getting up… but the Bluegrass Badass sends some forearm shots down his way that send him down. But Rex
with a double-leg takedown out of nowhere! Where the hell did that come from? And he quickly stands then lands an elbow to the inner knee of the big man.
Now he’s holding the Badass’ leg and doing a handstand! And he brings his knee down on his opponent’s knee! The Gymnast’s Knee Drop! Jonothan climbs up
the top turnbuckle. Rexy is going to walk right into a cross body block as he stands up… but here comes The Show! The Show catches his little brother!
And drops his neck on the top-rope! Jonothan stumbles around… Rex catches him in a waistlock. And the Show goes up top! He leaps off of the turnbuckle
with a horizontal diving headbutt that nails Jonothan! … right into a release German suplex from Rex! Rex with a quick cover on Jonothan but he kicks out
at two! Rex picks Jonothan up. Quick elbows from the Heart-throb! He runs over, dropkicks Chad back to the ground, then drop kicks Rex! He picks Rex back
up but this time it’s Rex with the elbows! Drop toe hold sends Jonothan’s neck against the bottom rope. And here comes Chad… runs across the ring, swings
through the ropes… It’s his version of the 619! It’s the 270! What a combination of maneuvers! The Show with a cover! But Matthew breaks it up! He is beginning
to favor his knee. Rex runs at him. He nails him with a Clothesline from Kentucky! The Show is back up. Matthew runs at him with the same Clothesline but
Chad back body drops him! He knows his brother too well! Jonothan gets to his feet as Rex climbs to his. J-KURT gets up and immediately locks up with “The
Show.” Immediate side headlock from Chad but Jonothan gets to the ropes and pushes his big brother off of him. Chad hits the ropes, springs back, ducks
a clothesline from the Heart-throb. Off of the opposite ropes. Jonothan ducks his head. But Chad jumps over him. Sunset flip! One. Two. Kickout! Chad gets
Jonothan backs up, pushes him in the corner, whips him. Reversed by Jonothan! But Chad jumps up on the turnbuckle. Back elbow! Ducked by Jonothan. Superkick!
But ducked by The Show! And out of nowhere comes Sexy Rexy with a huge clothesline on Heart-throb! And here comes Matthew who catches Chad with a scoop
and a slam! Matthew bounces off of the ropes. Big leg drop! But Chad moves out of the way. Shining Wizard! Matthew clutching his face. Chad off of the
ropes. Dropkick to the back of Matthew’s head! Now The Show is going up top. Senton to his bigger brother… but Matthew moves out of the way! The Badass
slowly gets to his feet. Grabs Chad by his head. Gorilla press slam! He has him up high in the air! Meanwhile, Rex is stomping a mudhole in Jonothan Kurtis.
He picks him up. Kick to the gut. Another. A third. High Cradle Suplex! One! Two! Thr– Matthew Kurtis breaks it up with a stomp while still holding Chad!
Rex falls onto his back. And Matthew drops Chad right onto his tag team partner! He throws Chad off of him and covers Rexy. One! Two! Thr—kickout! Matthew
picks up Rex and throws his head into the turnbuckle. Big headbutt! Another! Rex down to the ground. But before Matthew can stomp him he chops at his knee!
Matthew falls to the ground. Rex holding his head but manages to stand. A few kicks to the fallen big man. Now he’s applying the Nexus Cloverleaf—no! Matthew
kicks him away. Matthew trying to get up but Rex is on him with a kick to the back of the knee! He’s really working his knee! Grabs his leg. Drops an elbow
into it! And now he’s applying a kneelock. He’s really wrenching his leg. He really has his mind set on the big man’s knees. A smart move! Across the ring.
Chad is exchanging pinfalls with Jonothan. It’s obvious they have similar movesets since they spent so much time training together. Chad with a standing
moonsault but Jonothan moves out of the way then hits one of his own. Cover! One! Two! Thr—no! Kickout. Jonothan pulls Chad up but Chad hits him with a
jawbreaker. Drop toe hold sends the younger brother down. Asai moonsault onto the back of Jonothan! Flips him over. Cover! One! Two! Thr—kickout by the
Heart-throb! Chad pulls him up. Full nelson suplex! No! Jonothan flips onto his feet. Jonothan with a full nelson suplex of his own! He lands it onto his
brother! Asai moonsault! Cover! ONE!TWO!THR—KICKOUT!Rex has now releases the hold to help out his tag team partner. He grabs Jonothan from behind. Picture-perfect
release German suplex! He checks on his tag team partner. The REBEL Icons have a clear advantage over both opponents now if they can just figure out a
way to finish them off. Chad is regaining his composure while Rex sizes up Jonothan for something special. And it’s a Running STO! COVER! ONE!TWO!THR—MATTHEW
MANAGES A SAVE!Matthew hobbles back to his feet, clearly hurt from the knee shots, holding Rex’s bald head. He places him against the ropes, steps back
and forward, clotheslining Rex over the top-rope but Rex ducks it! And he back body drops Matthew Kurtis to the outside! Rex follows him out. Rex immediately
works on the knee of the big man again with vicious kicks while he is down. Now he’s… he’s got a steel chair! OWW! He jams it into the back of the Badass’
knee! Again! A third time! He tosses the chair to the side and is picking the big man up. Matthew definitely favoring his good leg. Rexy whips him into
the guard rail… no! Reversed! The Badass clotheslines Rex over the guard rail! The crowd is being parted by security as the Badass steps over the guard
rail. He picks up Rex. Big head butt sends Rex back down! He picks him up again. Spinning Sideslam! On the CEMENT! He is favoring his knee but somehow
able to still maneuver. He picks up Rex again… but this time his knee gives out! Rex has seriously hurt his knee! Both Rex and Matthew are on the cement,
trying desperately to get back to their feet. In the ring Chad Kurtis has got to his senses before his brother. Definitely showing his expertise there.
He’s going up top! Shooting star press! But Jonothan amazingly gets to his feet and hits a SUPERKICK! He was PLAYING DEAD! And he knew just how to counter
the SSP because he uses it as a finisher too! What a move! Cover of Chad!ONE!TWO!THR—KICKOUT!Jonothan can’t believe it, wondering what it will take to
put his brother away. He hooks him for the Facial Arranger! He nails it! Cover!ONE!TWO!THR—Rex with a TOP-ROPE ELBOW DROP! Rex grabs Jonothan. Total Annihilation!
COVER!ONE!TWO!THREE!NO!NO!Matthew Kurtis with a top-rope splash to break up the pinfall! You don’t see that often! He may have saved his brother but he
also appears to have risked his knee with the maneuver! Rex helps Chad to his feet. They’re discussing something. Chad is shaking off the effects of the
Facial Arranger. He doesn’t look in good shape, perhaps dizzy, but he is managing to climb the top rope! And Rex puts Jonothan up on his shoulders. CHAD
WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! HOLY SHIT!They call that the Cloud Nine! Rex hooks the leg on J-KURT.ONE!TWO! Matthew Kurtis attempts to stand but falls back
down, clutching his knee.THREE! THAT’S IT!JENNY JERSEY: Your winners and still REBEL Pro World Tag Team Champions… THE REBEL ICONS!Matthew Kurtis using
the ropes to get to his feet now, clearly in a world of pain, pissed he wasn’t able to save his brother a second time. The referee is raising the Icons’
arms in the air! They take of their Duke jerseys and throw them to the crowd who is going absolutely ballistic! What a challenge brought on tonight by
the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 but experience came through and helped the Icons defend their straps!As the fans begin leaving the arena for the night, a loud
‘REBEL PRO’ chant is heard throughout the arena and throughout its corridors and then onto the streets of Raleigh. But the fans have one other thing on
their mind…Will Bird of Prey be able to stop Mikey from beginning his offer to defend against anyone who will spit on the face of REBEL Pro Wrestling?
And if he can’t… who will cross the line to earn a shot?

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