NAPW/REBEL Supershow VI: Ultimate Attrition II 12/09/2008

12/09/2008

***DVD Exclusive***

Opening up the door of the door to the locker room, Mark Kingston and Cristal were surprised to see a man sitting on the coach rummaging through a suitcase.
Mark quickly dismissed him, but Cristal stepped near him and stood next to him. He raised his head to reveal a younger man’s face with a blonde goatee
on the bottom of his chin. Blonde spikes were positioned atop his head and he wore a light gray suit with a sky blue tie.

CRISTAL: Excuse me, are you Chris?

The young man, who Cristal did not expect to be young, smiled at her question and stood. He was only about four inches taller than Cristal, but when Mark
walked over to the pair he looked like a teenager. Mark extended his hand in the direction of the man and was surprised when the man returned his handshake.
MAN: Yes, I’m Chris Sparx. Better known as Chris Corstenoca. You must be Cristal and you’re Mark, right?

MARK KINGSTON: Yeah, that’s right. So you were here back when REBEL was just getting things going, huh?

Chris quickly sat back down and continued searching for something in his suitcase. After he pulled a watch from the bag and slid it onto his wrist, he stood
back up.

CHRIS SPARX: Yeah, that’s right. Me and Caliber had some bad blood back in the day and it’s kinda weird seeing him as the man in charge. In my day Garrett
was the big dick around here.

CRISTAL: So this thing about making Mark the top dog again, is that true?

Sparx hesitated for a moment before responding. He focused his gaze on Mark.

CHRIS SPARX: It’s true, but only if Mark agrees to my terms.

MARK KINGSTON: Look, I just want to be the king around here again. At least king of the Carolina’s division if that’s all you can make me. Just get on with
whatever training you have for me. What do I have to do? Some crunches? A new diet? What?

CHRIS SPARX: First of all, you need to patient.. I may have only been in the biz for a couple years, but I’ve been in a lot of promotions. Guys don’t hang
out with guys like you. And Cristal, stop dressing like a slut.

Cristal began getting fumed at Sparx, but Mark grabbed her and calmed her by putting a hand on her shoulder. Chris didn’t seem happy he had to say such,
but the others could tell he was enjoying the ‘training’ at least a little bit.

CHRIS SPARX: What I’m gonna do first is evaluate you, Mark. In your match tonight I’m gonna see where you can improve and what I can do to help. Then we’ll
talk about training and all that. Any questions?

MARK KINGSTON: Yeah, why are you doing this for me?

Chris simply smiled at Mark’s question and began to exit the door. Mark grabbed his arm as he walked by. Chris turned and smiled.

MARK KINGSTON: Why are you doing this?

CHRIS SPARX: Patience, Mark, practice it more often. You’ll know my intentions in due time, but for now you’d better focus on your match. Your not even
dressed yet! I’ll be at ringside. Caliber made me pay for my freakin’ seat! Anyways, go get ready, I’ll be watching.

Sparx quickly exited the locker room and left Cristal to begin flooding Mark with excuses to not go through with this plan and curses aimed at Chris. Mark
just stared at the door and smiled, clearly impressed by Sparx’s actions.

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The fans are filing into the Ogden Legion Hall. Not one seat is going to be empty tonight, as a sell out is being celebrated by both companies. The most
popular NAPW stars are out front signing pictures, notepads, and posters. We see LDK and Dan Ryan shaking hands with several fans. Chad Kurtis is making
his rounds, and is introducing Mikey Massacre to some of his favorite Calgary fans. SBK is taking pictures with fans while holding the “Captain”, his prized
telepathic Bunny. Rex Caliber makes a quick appearance and then looks at his high priced watched. He mouths, “oh shit” and heads to the ringside area.
Rex grabs a microphone and enters the ring.

REX CALIBER: Calgary… Alberta, Canada… how the hell are you?

The fans pop in unison and go nuts.

REX CALIBER: I’m not going to run down all the matches, but I will tell give you the low down real quick. One title match, six broads fighting for all Woman
kind! And a shiny belt! One interfederational galactic kamikaze styled Extreme Battle Royal. He also have THREE big time, mega Ultimate Attrition matches.
The fans are going crazy, cheering and getting amped up for the last show in Calgary this year.

REX CALIBER: NAPW and REBEL don’t dance together a lot, so tonight… tonight is very special. We’ve gotten the best of the damn best here, the meanest
of the mean, and the Sexiest of the Sexy (Rex dances a bit after that). So get your beer while it’s cold, get your favorite stars T-Shirt. Grab up some
REBEL and NAPW DVD’s, sit back, strap in, for one helluva ride! This show is being broadcasted in some bars throughout Calgary and Edmonton, and also throughout
the Carolinas. It’s time for the SUPERSHOW!

The camera pans over and we see Jack Jones and Bill Hewson being joined by Rob Martinez. Jenny Jersey and Frank Warburton will introduce their promotion’s
matches.

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JACK JONES: And that’s how where I learned the magic behind the Dutch Rudder!

ROB MARTINEZ: Um, I didn’t need to know that…

BILL HEWSON: Just try to block out his words with music. I like late 70′s guitar rock, but classical tends to help as well…

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the ULTIMATE HARDCORE BATTLE ROYALE!!

At each turnbuckle there is a garbage can filled with plunder. There are some folding chairs as well to add to the merriment. The fans are geared up, and
they pop a bit more when they get a little blast from the NAPW past, as “Over With” by Boy Charlie plays and the participants make their way to the ring.
We have “Grade A” of “The Moose” Mark Millar and Wayne Wright; the Workers Guild of Alberta represented by Modo WHOA!, Big Mitch, Joey Malone; Blood is
out, but it takes a moment for fans to recognize him, as he doesn’t have a mask tonight. The Great Puma II looks ready for his debut, even if he hasn’t
made a lot of fans yet. Hatework, Demo-Man, and “The Original Legend” The Outlaw all have a lot to prove tonight as well as they have their first NAPW
match. El Rey de Corazones gets a decent pop, but the largely NAPW crowd isn’t 100% familiar with the REBEL star. Johnny The Mormon Love Machine and Flippy
McHighspot draw some laughs, as they didn’t make the biggest impression on the NAPW, but they have shown some fire in recent weeks, despite their out of
ring problems. Mark Kingston has utter disdain for the fans. Curtis Black is an x-factor, as nobody knows what to expect from him. And Warren? He’s high
fiving anyone who sticks their hand out. He’s just ready to party!

DING DING DING

The bell rings and there’s a swarm of humanity as the wrestlers grab whoever’s closest and tries to toss them! El Rey and Demo-Man trade punches, Flippy
McHighspot has unwisely gone after Hatework, who presses the Young Leon over his head, but gets stopped from tossing him by Johnny the Mormon Love Machine.
The Outlaw is choking Warren in the corner, as Modo WHOA! chops Blood. Big Mitch and Joey Malone have Mark Kingston trapped on the ropes, and are trying
to toss him out. The Great Puma is whipped to the ropes by Moose and Wayne, but he stops the momentum by grabbing the top rope. They charge him, but Puma
ducks and he looks to take out Grade A with a double back body drop… Curtis Black with a boot to Puma’s gut and Grade A is saved! Puma gives Black a
headbutt and tosses him into the ropes… Puma goes for a clothesline…

SMACK

JACK JONES: I wondered when they would find the weapons…

ROB MARTINEZ: The match only just started.

JACK JONES: I’m impatient, sue me.

BILL HEWSON: He’d have to get in line…

Wayne Wright has found a chair, and he brains Puma with it. Curtis Black steps forward and CLANG, the newcomer is knocked back into Millar, who lifts Black
up and Stun Guns him on the top rope! Wright with a dropkick and Curtis Black is sent over the top to the floor! Wayne turns around with the chair in hand…
El Rey dropkicks the chair into Wright’s face! And now the Young Leons are trying to lift Big Mitch over the top rope, but they don’t seem to be having
any luck getting the big man off his feet. Joey and Modo come over to help their team mate, and the Leons face off with the WGA! Mitch pulls himself off
the ropes… HATEWORK WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT! Big Mitch sent over the top rope, and the fans are hushed. The WGA and the Leons stop fighting when they see
what Hatework did… and decide that the smart thing to do is take out the big man! All four swarm Hatework, backing him into the corner! Meanwhile Mark
Kingston has grabbed a Kendo stick, and he nearly takes the head of Demo-Man off with a shot! Blood has Warren trapped against the turnbuckles, and he’s
laying in with stiff punches to the forehead. Warren tries to block, but Blood is relentless, trying to bust him open. El Rey delivers a forearm to the
face of Mark Millar, while Wayne Wright swings his chair at the Outlaw, trying to keep him away.

BILL HEWSON: Only two eliminations so far, but that will change soon, I’m sure!

ROB MARTINEZ: Battle Royales are crazy enough, but add in weapons and you have sheer chaos.

JACK JONES: No, you want chaos, add in a mountain lion. Weapons are predictable.

ROB MARTINEZ: Does he just talk to fill time, or are any of his stories true?

BILL HEWSON: The small chance that he’s telling the truth keeps me awake at nights… oh my — !

Hatework shoves the WGA and the Leons to the mat! Joey is back to his feet first and he charges… Hatework back drops him over the top rope… Malone lands
on his feet… Hatework with a HUGE clothesline, and Malone is sent head over heels, and he winds up face first on the floor! El Rey now tries his luck
with Hatework, while Johnny and Modo grapple on the ropes. McHighspot grabs a 2×4 from a garbage can, and clobbers Millar in the gut with it! Demo-Man
and The Outlaw are trading punches, and Blood has busted open Warren! And now he looks ready to take his head off with a lariat… Kingston Blood off with
a lariat of his own… Warren stumbles out of the corner, and Kingston picks up the scraps, booting Warren in the face and sending him to the floor. He
soaks in the boos, and then turns around into a triple dropkick from the Young Leons and Modo WHOA!! Kingston sails over the top rope and hits the floor!
Modo WHOA! is first to his feet, and he gets met by El Rey, who gets Modo with a heart kick! Modo staggers back, El Rey finishes his night with a clothesline!
Modo sent out to the floor, and the ring is clearing up finally!

ROB MARTINEZ: And I think we have some trouble!

JACK JONES: You got to be kidding me!

From the ring entrance emerges a group of men. They get some quizzical looks from the NAPW fans, but the REBEL faithful recognize The Mad Monks, Thunder
Bug, and his entourage of Young Boys and the Mysterious Japanese Man. McHighspot notices them first, and yells at them to stay away so they can get their
work done. This is all Mark Millar needs as he lifts the legs of McHighspot and tosses him over the top rope. Johnny gets whipped into the ropes by The
Outlaw — He leaps over the top rope, lands on the ring apron, and now he springboards onto the top rope…

IN GOD’S HANDS!

The fans are on their feet as Johnny takes out everyone on the outside (and I mean everyone, Thunder Bug and his cronies, his partner, I think a camera
guy and three fans got caught too), but it changes little, as the Young Leons are out! Johnny helps his partner up and tells Thunder-Bug that they don’t
need his help, and they walk off. In the ring, Wright and Millar have turned their attention to Hatework, who has been busy tossing people off him. Blood
pounces on El Rey, and tries to pull his mask around so he can’t see. The Great Puma and Demo-Man have paired off, leaving The Outlaw without someone to
fight. But it doesn’t take him long to get involved, as Hatework shoves Wright away, and he turns around into The Money Maker from The Outlaw! Wayne hits
the mat and bounces back up, and the Outlaw grabs him by the scruff of the neck and tosses Wright to the outside! Millar breaks away from Hatework and
tries to avenge his partner, but gets caught between Demo-Man and The Great Puma, who pepper the big man with punches. Millar tries to fight back, but
he gets clobbered by the Great Puma’s FS Buster! Demo-Man drags Millar back up, and he and Puma toss the roughneck over the top rope!

BILL HEWSON: We got six men left! Four of them in their very first NAPW match!

Indeed, and the newcomers look to make an impact, as they turn to the REBEL participants. The Outlaw and Demo-Man go after Blood, while Puma and Hatework
concentrate on El Rey. El Rey fires back on both opponents with a flurry of chops, drawing some cheers from the fans, but Puma delivers a boot to the gut,
followed by a Northern Lights Bomb, that nearly breaks El Rey in half. Meanwhile, the Outlaw and Demo-Man have Blood against the turnbuckles, each man
lifting a leg trying to toss him over the top rope. Blood jabs a thumb into the eye of The Outlaw, and gets several fingers into the throat of Demo-Man.
He staggers back, and Blood

rushes him with a boot to the gut, and locks him up for the Bloodlust! Demo-Man laid flat… Here comes the Outlaw with a lariat!
Blood ducks, the Outlaw crashes into the turnbuckles! Blood with a big splash! Outlaw staggers out, Blood rebounds off the ropes and BIG BOOT! Outlaw is
sent over the top rope to the floor!

ROB MARTINEZ: The Original Legend may have a great future here, but Blood is hard for any man to take down.

JACK JONES: Do you have more crappy sound-bites written there, or just for when a REBEL guy eliminates someone?

ROB MARTINEZ: Do you have sleazy tall tales written for every match?

JACK JONES: I try. I am a professional, after all.

El Rey is trying to pull himself to his feet, but Hatework is there to greet him, and he hauls him up for the Hatebomb… El Rey reverses into a rana! Hatework
crashes into Puma, and El Rey, feeding off the cheers of the fans, charges them both! He crashes into both of them with a standing senton splash, and now
he he goes to the ropes for a lionsault…

Demo-Man SMASHES EL REY WITH A GARBAGE CAN! El Rey tumbles to the floor and lands in a heap, and we’re down to ourfinal four! Blood, Hatework, Demo-Man
and The Great Puma II. Each man has a corner, and none of them seem to be bothered by the boos of the fans. Blood and Hatework are the first to square
off, and Demo-Man and Puma charge each other… Stop. Look at their opponents grappling. And shrug and try to toss BOTH men over the top rope! Blood and
Hatework are forced to stop their fight, as they now have to stave off elimination. Hatework grabs Puma by the throat and pushes him towards the center
of the ring. Blood also grabs Demo-Man by the throat, and he lifts him for a chokeslam…

NO!

THE SUFFERING!

Demo-Man planted face first in the mat with a reverse STO, but now Blood has to lift him up and over the top rope! Puma counters Hatework’s choke with a
highly technical kick to the balls. Hatework keels over, and Puma grabs a kendo stick and nearly breaks it over the big man’s head! And now Puma is going
nuts, nailing Blood! And a fallen Demo-Man! Puma laying in with shots to all his fallen opponents…

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh now what!?

The EXTREME ELITE are out, and they slide into the ring! Inferno and Shoe take down Puma with Total Elimination! Vincent Black and Bubba J are in, and they
lay in with boots to the fallen Puma. Shoe grabs a barbed wire bat from one of the cans, the rest of the elite haul Puma up… Shoe wit a ball bat shot
to the head, and Puma is busted open! Black tosses Puma over the top rope to the floor, and the Extreme Elite follow him out, and drag him to the back.
The fans actually cheer a bit for this, but they still don’t like anybody in the ring.

Blood is first to his feet, and he goes after Demo-Man, who is still hurt from The Suffering. He grabs Demo-Man by the hair and hauls him up… LOW BLOW
BY Demo-Man! And now Demo-Man is to his feet, and he grabs a chair, walloping Blood with it. And now he brings the chair down across the back of Hatework.
Demo-Man lays in with another shot… Blood is back up, and he has a trash can! He puts it over the head of Demo-Man, and now he’s blinded and his arms
are trapped. Demo-Man still tries to fight back, throwing out kicks and trying to charge in whatever direction he can, but he winds up hitting the ropes
or tripping. Demo-Man crashes to the mat and tries to struggle out of the can, but the big man is stuck. Blood grabs his staff and stands over the prone
Demo-Man. He looks up to the crowd, and flashes a sick smirk through his crimson mask, and brings the staff down onto Demo-Man, again and again, denting
the can, and seemingly KO’ing him. Hatework is over, and he and Blood haul Demo-Man up, and they toss him over the top rope!

BILL HEWSON: Demo-Man can’t be faulted there, he had nowhere to go! And now we’re down to our final two! Blood and Hatework!

JACK JONES: Do you have cheesy…

ROB MARTINEZ: OH SHUT UP, PLEASE!

Blood and Hatework are both exhausted, but both men need this win. Hatework wants to make the Ultimate impression on his first night, and Blood wants to
continue making an impact after being away. The two men lock up, and Hatework uses his size to push Blood to the ropes. Blood gets his wrist into the throat
of Hatework, and pushes him back. Hatework with a knee to the gut, and he grabs Blood’s legs and tries to lift him over the top rope! Blood gets a leg
free and boots Hatework in the jaw! Blood charges out of the corner… Hatework with a big boot… Blood ducks it, hits the ropes, and comes back with
a lariat… Hatework dodges it, and hauls Blood up for a powerslam! Blood struggles to get out of the hold, trying to shift his weight, but Hatework is
too strong! He carries Blood to the ropes and tries to dump him over! Blood grabs on to the top rope.. Hatework drops him, and Blood lands throat first
across the top rope! Blood struggles to breathe as Hatework hauls him up for a backbreaker! Blood nearly broken in half, and now Hatework tries to toss
him over the top rope… Blood falls to one knee. Hatework tries to haul him back up to standing…

Blood with a huge uppercut! And now a dropkick sending Hatework into the turnbuckles! Blood charges in with a running knee lift! Hatework staggers and Blood
with an Irish Whip… no he pulls him back for a lariat! Hatework’s doesn’t go down, but Blood pulls him towards the ropes and gets underneath as he HEAVES
him over the top rope! Hatework struggles and grabs onto the top rope… Blood with an extra bit of strength sends him over the top to the ring apron!
Hatework to his feet and tries to climb back into the ring… Blood has his staff and he cracks Hatework in the head with it! The big man teeters… Blood
with another hard shot and Hatework falls to the floor!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner: BLOOD!

The fans boo harshly, but Blood is too busy signaling that HE will soon hold title gold. As soon as REBEL is willing to give him a shot…

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JACK JONES: I admit, I should have seen the Adam’s Apple sooner. But he asked me to find him a blind date at three am on a Sunday.

BILL HEWSON: I’m thankful I never toured with you.

JACK JONES: And he annoyed me. Serves him right if you ask me.

BILL HEWSON: I’m never asking anything of you again, Jack Attack. Now we have a four-way match to enjoy! Take it away Frank!

FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen our next is schedule for three falls and is the ULTIMATE ENDURANCE FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION MATCH to determine the number
one contender for the NAPW HERITAGE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first…

“Afterlife” by Avenged Sevenfold starts up as the crowd cheer.

FRANK WARBURTON: From Munich, Germany. Weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-nine pounds… ‘THE FALLEN ICON’ XAVIER CAINE!

With the crowd cheering him on after an impressive debut against Chad Kurtis a few weeks ago, Xavier Caine makes his way down the aisle.

FRANK WARBURTON: And his opponent… From The Kingdom of Zamunda, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-seven pounds… PRINCE W. DARKO!

“Still Can’t Whoop Me” booms forth from the speakers as Prince Darko makes his way down the aisle accompanied by KBOND to a chorus of heavy boos from the
fans.

FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponent… From Ottawa, Ontario. Weighing in at two-hundred and fifteen pounds… TRENT DANIELS!

“Too Much, Too Young, Too Fast” by Airbourne kicks in as Trent Daniels begins to make his way to the ring. He passes several members of his “Faithful” along
the way, but the rest of the crowd hate him even if those few don’t.

FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponent. From Glen Falls, New York. Weighing in at two-hundred pounds. DANNY CHAOS!

The crowd pops as “Facing The Thousand” by Light This City starts playing and Danny Chaos makes his way down the aisle. He climbs into the ring and takes
the vacant fourth corner as official Morgan Smythe calls for the bell.

The bell sounds to start this match–as Prince Darko grabs a microphone from the hand of Frank Warburton.

PRINCE DARKO: Y’all be frontin’ if you expect these stupid ass crackers to whoop me. AIN’T NOBODY WHO CAN WHOOP ME–

But Darko’s interrupted by Danny Chaos! Chaos grabs the former Heritage champion by the arm and taken him down to the mat with an arm-bar. JU-JIGATAME LOCKED
IN!

…

AND DARKO TAPS OUT!

JACK JONES: That’s not tapping out ref, he’s just keeping a beat!

BILL HEWSON: Morgan Smythe is calling for the bell, he’s outta here!

Indeed, Prince Darko is given his marching orders by the official.

FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen, Prince W. Darko has been eliminated. The second fall will be contested under SCRAMBLE RULES!

Chaos is standing proud in the center of the ring, watching as Prince Darko is escorted backstage–he doesn’t even notice Trent Daniels rush him from behind!
Chaos goes sailing over the top rope, landing outside with a thud as Xavier Caine takes the opportunity to enter the ring. Now he’s the legal man with
Daniels. ‘The Fallen Icon’ grabs his opponent by the shoulder; spinning Trent around as the Ottawa native ducks the lariat attempt – countering with a
mule kick to the midsection. Daniels applies a front headlock and climbs the nearest turnbuckle–SYSTEMS CRASH!

And the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen, Xavier Caine has been eliminated. This match will now be contested under…

JENNY JERSEY: REBEL RULES!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh, it’s about to get fun in here.

Danny Chaos stands up at ringside after being unceremoniously dumped over the top rope moments before; and he’s in front of half a dozen members of Trent
Daniels’ “Faithful”. The brainwashed goons –members of the “Faithful” — all stare at Chaos as he backs away from them…

right into a baseball slide from Trent Daniels! It sends the young New Yorker flying into the guard rail as Daniels slides to the outside to pick his opponent
up. The hardcore environment immediately coming into effect as Chaos is hurled towards the ring steps, shoulder meeting steel in an unwanted meeting! And
Daniels begins to lay in with the boots, stomping away at his prone opponent and Morgan Smythe is helpless to stop him.

Daniels lifts his opponent back to his feet, sliding him back into the ring with only his head hanging off the apron. A quick elbow down across the throat
of Danny Chaos keeps him in place for a moment longer as Trent climbs up onto the apron as well. But before Daniels can do anything, his opponent has rolled
fully back into the ring. SLINGSHOT LEG DROP BY TRENT DANIELS! No pin attempt, though. Instead he grabs Chaos around the head, lifting him back to his
feet and pushing him back to the nearest turnbuckle. Whereupon Trent Daniels proceeds to open up a proverbial can of whoop-ass, otherwise known as a series
of knife-edge chops to the bare chest of Danny Chaos! The crowd “Whoo” along with each one–and cheer as Chaos fires back with a right hand after each
chop! Finally it appears that Chaos is gaining the upper-hand. He’s forcing Trent back out of the corner and towards the center of the ring. Daniels is
now completely on the defensive as Danny Chaos rains down the blows left, right and center. A quick leg sweep takes Daniels down to the mat–but he kicks
Chaos away before he can assume the mounted position.

Trent climbs back to his feet rather quickly, not wanting to be in a vulnerable position–as he’s grabbed in a rear waist lock … LOW BLOW!

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s one way to get out of a predicament.

BILL HEWSON: That’s a dirty, cheap tactic by the former Heritage Champion.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s legal in REBEL Pro, but the referee here in NAPW could disqualify the man for it!

JACK JONES: That’s another reason REBEL Pro sticks, all the rampant ball touching!

ROB MARTINEZ: Didn’t you use to tag with “King Man” Stanley Sexy? I thought you’d know all about rampant ball touching, Jack.

JACK JONES: … HOLD ME BACK, HEWSON! HOLD ME BACK!

BILL HEWSON: *sighs* Children.

Chaos staggers backwards, holding his crown jewels as Daniels takes him down with a discus elbow smash! Quick cover gets a two-count before Chaos kicks
out! Trent ‘double-checks’ with the official, but Morgan Smythe is adamant it was only a two count. And a second pin attempt with a forearm across the
face of Danny Chaos yields the same result. Chaos is dragged back to his feet once more as an Irish whip sends him running against the ropes – but Trent
has lowered his head too early–whiplash counter by Danny Chaos! Daniels sits right back up, which is a position he might not want to be in as he’s locked
in a SCISSORED DRAGON SLEEPER!

Morgan Smythe drops to check for the submission, but Daniels isn’t ready to give up yet. He’s reaching for the ropes, but they’re not that close–Chaos
releases the hold!? And rolls away whilst holding his eye…

BILL HEWSON: Dirty tactics, but they might have saved Trent Daniels.

Both men clamber back to their feet, Chaos having used the ropes to do so as Trent charges at his opponent–CACTUS CLOTHESLINE TAKES BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP
ROPE! Both competitors seem to have taken the brunt of the impact, though, so they’re both slow to their feet. Danny Chaos using the ring apron, Trent
using the guard rail to pull themselves back up … And Trent grabs a chair from the nearby ring-bell technician–Chaos catches his opponent with a boot
to the midsection! Daniels drops the chair before being hooked into place for a front suplex; dropping him down across the guard rail!

JACK JONES: Talk about dirty tactics, Hewson. This is despicable!

ROB MARTINEZ: I keep telling you guys, it’s REBEL Rules. Anything goes!

And the fans cheer as Danny Chaos lifts the chair above his head – AND BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF TRENT DANIELS! Once, twice, three times
is hardcore, baby! Chaos tosses the chair over the top rope and back into the ring, narrowly missing Morgan Smythe as the New Yorker drags Daniels off
the guard rail and back to a vertical base. A few forearm smashes find their mark as Chaos begins an offensive flurry that’ll make most men jealous. Fists,
kicks and strikes flying almost every way and landing with precision; and it’s enough to force Trent Daniels back against the ring. A quick kick to the
gut doubles Trent over as he’s hooked ready for another suplex… and the announcer’s table is in just the right place…

Chaos lifts him — NO! Daniels blocks the suplex! Danny Chaos tries again, but again it’s blocked – so he fires off a few punches to the midsection. And
this time he gets Trent Daniels high up in the air. ONLY TO DROP DOWN BEHIND DANNY CHAOS! Daniels staggers slightly as he lands but Chaos charges in —
DROP TOE HOLD SENDS CHAOS FACE FIRST INTO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!

BILL HEWSON: This is getting a little close for comfort here.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s going to take more than that to break this table, Bill.

BILL HEWSON: Even so, I prefer the match to be fought in the ring.

Daniels lifts his opponent back to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Chaos is slow to his feet, so Trent is able to get back in as well and he
makes a beeline for that chair. His opponent on his hands and knees in front of him. TRENT WITH A CHAIR SHOT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF HIS OPPONENT! And
a La Magistral pin has Chaos’ shoulders to the canvas.

ONE!

TWOKICKOUT!

JACK JONES: So close!

Daniels again checks with the official, but Smythe is quite sure it wasn’t a three count. Trent goes to lift Chaos back up again–only to have his legs
take out from underneath him! JACKNIFE PIN BY DANNY CHAOS!

ONE!

TWO!

THNOO! JUST A TWO COUNT!

Both men clamber back to their feet as Daniels lunges forward with a lariat–DUCKED! He spins around on the spot–OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY BY DANNY CHAOS!
Daniels lands in a heap near the ropes, drawing a cheer from the crowd as the cheating Ottawan rolls to the outside to regain his composure. But the wheels
are already turning in the mind of Danny Chaos. He runs against the far ropes, bouncing off them and towards his opponent–SUICIDE DIVE! And both men are
down on the outside. Trent flat-out in the aisle way and Danny Chaos crawling towards the guard rail as he begins to use them to regain his vertical base.
If only to be confronted by half a dozen of Trent’s “Faithful” standing directly in front of him. He backs away from them, keeping his eye on the freaky
little goo–members of the “Faithful” so he doesn’t notice Trent back on his feet–BACK SUPLEX BY DANIELS ON THE OUTSIDE! NO! Chaos lands on his feet as
Trent spins around to face his opponent. CAPOEIRA KICK KNOCKS DANIELS DOWN!

BILL HEWSON: He went down like a sack of potatoes!

But Chaos drags his semi-conscious opponent back to his feet and drags him, half-staggering towards the ring. Trent is rolled back in, soon followed by
Danny himself. The former Heritage champions is struggling to get back to his feet. A low kicks to the chest of a rising Daniels keeps him down, but the
second one knocks him straight back against the ropes. Chaos back off slightly, taunting Trent, challenging him to stand back up and take more punishment.
BILL HEWSON: I don’t know how much more Trent Daniels can stand.

ROB MARTINEZ: Judging by his performance in REBEL Pro last week, that son-of-a-bitch can withstand a hell of a lot of pain.

Trent has hold of the middle rope, then the top rope. He pulls himself up and staggers forwards– MUAY THAI ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS! And Daniels collapses
to the mat! Morgan Smythe goes to check on his condition, but he’s moving and swears he can continue. Chaos grabs his opponent around the head and begins
to drag him up–INSIDE CRADLE BY TRENT!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NOOOOOO! KICK OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chaos escaping by the skin of his teeth there!

Both men clamber back to their feet again, Daniels slightly slower as Chaos catches his rising opponent with a knee strike to the midsection. An uppercut
follows and Daniels is unsteady. He’s primed and ready to be finished as Danny Chaos leaps up onto his opponent’s shoulders–VICTORY ROLL PIN ATTEMPT!
ONE!

TWO!

BILL HEWSON: What’s that member of the “Faithful” doing!?

JACK JONES: He’s pushed them over, now Danny Chaos has his shoulders pinned!

And Trent Daniels grabs hold of the bottom rope as an unaware Morgan Smythe counts!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and the man who will receive a shot at the NAPW Heritage Championship next week at ‘Black
Thursday’. TRENT DANIELS!

JACK JONES: That’s a future two-time Heritage Champion right there, Hewson! What an amazing victory by Trent Daniels!

BILL HEWSON: With a major assist to his “Faithful” member.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s REBEL Rules, anything goes!

An astonished Danny Chaos can’t quite believe what’s happened as he stays in the ring, watching a semi-conscious but victorious Trent Daniels being helped
back up the aisle by some of his “Faithful”.

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***DVD EXTRA***

Backstage, NAPW’s number one interviewer, Josh Reynolds can be seen rushing towards the exit. He dodges some members of staff, passes the WGA; whose faces
drop when they realise they’re not getting interviewed – and straight to the gentleman with a duffel bag slung over his shoulder.

STONE ZELLOR: What do you want?

JOSH REYNOLDS: Are the rumors true, Stone, have you pulled out of your match tonight?

STONE ZELLOR: I done more than that, Josh. I aint wrestlin’ for REBEL Pro no more so no, I aint competin’ here tonight. I aint fightin’ to clean up that
hell hole … but best of luck to my ‘team-mates’, y’know.

Stone tries to leave, but…

JOSH REYNOLDS: But the fans want to know why, Stone. You’re one of their most beloved stars down in North Carolina.

STONE ZELLOR: Call it a conflict of interest, man. I aint ’bout to help Rex Caliber clean up his mess down in REBEL Pro while he’s up here tryin’ to screw
The Faces of Death outta their championships. I can’t stand–I can’t bring myself to work for a man like that.

He says without a hint of irony.

STONE ZELLOR: If that self-righteous li’l shiny headed bitch wants to tidy his (BLEEP!) up, then he needs to think carefully ’bout who he screws wit’ in
the future, man. Until such a time, (BLEEP!) Rex Caliber!

And with that Stone leaves the building.

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JACK JONES: …and that’s why I feel uncomfortable sitting between two men.

BILL HEWSON: Would you prefer to switch seats?

ROB MARTINEZ: Yeah, I don’t mind.

JACK JONES: And owe a favor to you scum suckers? Please, I’d rather owe a favor to Don Corleone.

Solid Gold cues up and four of the most hated men, with Suzy Scum in tow, emerge from the curtain. Dirty Money makes their way to ringside slowly, soaking
up what they consider envy, but what sure sounds more like pure and utter hatred.

FRANK WARBURTON: The following match is an Ultimate Attrition match! Introducing first, led to the ring by Suzy Scum… Jer$ey, “Perfection” Evan Cartwright,
Chris Casino, and the NAPW World Heavyweight Champion, Krusty Kid Paul… DIRTY MONEY!

“We Fall, We Fall” by Dead Celebrity Status hits the speakers and the fans erupt in cheers as “Superstar” Tommy Deathrow makes his way to the ring through
the crowd. The fans are going bonkers, trying to get a touch of his nipple. And he’s more than willing to grant their wish!

FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents. Coming to the ring first, “SUPERSTAR” TOMMY DEATHROW!

“Death Of It All” by Rob Zombie replaces Tommy’s theme as “Sick” Billy Kryenik emerges from the curtain. In his hands is a small cage and inside… The
Captain, independent wrestling’s most famous (and only) rabbit.

FRANK WARBURTON: His partner… “SICK” BILLY KRYENIK!

“Heroes” by Motorhead cues up as the NAPW Heritage champion, Jake Phoenix, comes through the curtain, his title belt on his shoulder. He nods solemnly at
the chanting crowd as he walks towards the ring to join his partners. It looks like SBK and STD are being jumped by Dirty Money, so Jake picks up the pace
and runs towards the ring! Frank Warburton, mic. in hand, gets outside of the ring quickly to avoid being trampled.

FRANK WARBURTON: And their partner, the NAPW Heritage Champion… JAKE PHOENIX!

“THEY SAY I’M COCKY!
And I say WHAT?
It ain’t bragging (BLEEP) if you back it up!”

“The Show” Chad Kurtis, in what could possibly be his last NAPW match ever, emerges from the curtain. When he sees what is happening in the ring, he runs,
anxious to enter the melee! This is his chance, HIS LAST CHANCE, to stay in NAPW!

FRANK WARBURTON: And their partner, who, if he pins Krusty Kid Paul or makes him submit, will gain a title shot at Black Thursday Four… “THE SHOW” CHAD
KURTIS… they are… the BARROOM BRAWLERS!

And who does he go after? Well, the Champion of the World, of course! Kurtis has KKP in the corner and is throwing right after right. Phoenix has Cartwright
in the opposite corner, sending his knee repeatedly into the gut of the former world champ. Casino and STD are exchanging lefts and rights mid-ring while
Jer$ey is stomping the chest of Sick Billy. Referee John Sharplin is trying to get the competitors to abide by the rules as the bell rings, but to no avail!
JACK JONES: Notice how the referee is ONLY yelling at the members of Dirty Money? Totally biased.

Phoenix leaves Cartwright to run over and clothesline Jer$ey to the ground. He whips the newest member of Dirty Money off of the ropes and punishes him
with a big boot! He helps SBK up, then both of them clothesline Jer$ey over the top rope! Here comes Cartwright who throws Billy out of the ring! He tries
to clothesline but Phoenix but the Heritage champ ducks it, seizes him… Chokeslam! But as he turns around, Casino sends him over the top-rope with a
clothesline!

BILL HEWSON: It’s as if this match is under REBEL rules!

ROB MARTINEZ: If this were REBEL, Dirty Money would’ve had brought some weapons into the match.

JACK JONES: If this were REBEL, I’d be asleep.

Here comes STD, running at Casino, but Casino is able to back body drop him to the outside! Meanwhile, The Show has abandoned a woozy KKP to throw Cartwright
to the outside, where he hits a rising Jer$ey! Here comes Casino! Kurtis ducks a clothesline from him… spinning heel kick sends Casino onto his Dirty
Money brethren!

JACK JONES: “The Show” wants Casino out of the ring because he is scared of him!

Now it’s just The Show and his target, the champ, Krusty Kid Paul. Kurtis turns around to see Paul running at him. KKP leaps into the air and clotheslines
Kurtis! Both men fall over the top-rope! But, somehow, The Show has manages to stay on the ring apron. Holy moly! Asai moonsault onto all four members
of Dirty Money!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a beautiful moonsault!

BILL HEWSON: It’d sure be a shame if this was Kurtis’ last NAPW match.

JACK JONES: Oh, please.

SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!

John Sharplin dictating that this match is not under any sort of hardcore, REBEL, or Superstar rules. He is yelling—ordering!—that each team send ONE
man into the ring! Phoenix, without consulting anyone, gets into the ring, hungry to kick some ass. “Come on, ya (BLEEP),” he yells at the members of Dirty
Money as they slowly collect themselves. Here comes Jer$ey, looks like he’s going to look up the Heritage champ. He’s still shaking off that Asai moonsault,
though, as both men circle the other, sizing up their competition. A lock-up. Phoenix, decisively the bigger of the two, with a side headlock. He’s really
wrenching it, trying to squeeze every ounce of oxygen out of the Jer$ey.

BILL HEWSON: Murder City Devil versus the Jersey City Devil!

JACK JONES: You suck.

Jer$ey able to move them towards the ropes. He bounces off, escaping from Phoenix, runs across the ring, hits the ropes. Ducks a clothesline from the Heritage
champ. Off of the opposite ropes. Phoenix ducks his head, picks up Jer$ey… big spinebuster! Quickly picks up Jer$ey and whips him into the corner. Runs
in for a splash… but Jer$ey gets a boot up! Jer$ey hops up onto the second turnbuckle. Flying clothesline takes the big man down! Quick cover but Phoenix
gets a shoulder up before Sharplin is to his knees. Jer$ey picking up Phoenix but Phoenix elbows him! Scoop and a slam! Phoenix off of the ropes… fist
drop! He’s picking up Jer$ey now… Gorilla Press! WHAT STRENGTH! And he DROPS him! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

Jer$ey holding his gut, trying to get to his feet, but clearly in a lot of pain, the breath knocked out of him. Phoenix picking him up… low blow!

JACK JONES: That’s only fair considering the obvious steroid use of Phoenix.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And a bulldog by Jer$ey! A desperation move. And Jer$ey crawls towards his corner… tag to Cartwright! Cartwright charges in, but Phoenix is quick to his
feet! What a recovery! Phoenix with a knee to the gut of the charging Cartwright. Then he brings his forearm down on the small of Cartwright’s back. Again!
He throws him into the corner. Charges forward with a running clothesline! Cartwright stumbles forward, Phoenix off of the ropes. Big boot ducked by Cartwright!
Cartwright with a roaring elbow to the big man! Not much effect though as Phoenix seizes the throat of Cartwright! But Cartwright elbows him away before
a Chokeslam can be successful. But Phoenix responds with a vicious short-arm clothesline!

JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

Phoenix waits for his opponent to rise… then hits him with the big boot he missed before after bouncing off of the ropes. Now he’s going to try to choke
slam him; Phoenix is collecting his debts! But here comes Casino into the ring! Sharplin stops him before he can do anything but it gives Cartwright the
distraction he needs to elbow his way out of the Chokeslam. Cartwright with a roaring elbow. Another! Doing whatever he can to change the tide of the match.
He runs over to tag in someone else but Phoenix grabs him by his shoulder! Chokeslam right in front of his teammates! Phoenix gives a big middle finger
to Dirty Money before dragging Cartwright to the center of the ring. He makes a cover. One, two, no dice! Phoenix tags in STD!

ROB MARTINEZ: Not many men can kick out of a Jake Phoenix Chokeslam.

BILL HEWSON: That’s for sure.

JACK JONES: You two, get a room.

STD! STD! STD! STD!

Deathrow is touching his nipples and smiling at the crowd. They’re eating it up! Cartwright is getting to his feet slowly… only to be caught by STD! TOMMYHAWK!
Cover! One! Two! God dammit Casino breaks it up! Sharplin yelling at Casino, warning him not to interfere anymore. STD goes over to give Casino a piece
of his mind. He turns back around; he’s got his own ideas for some punishment! He sticks his hand down his pants, whips around and gives the SWEATY BALL
CLAW to Chris Casino! Jer$ey and KKP trying to rip STD’s claw away but to no avail! Look at Deathrow laughing!

JACK JONES: DISGUSTING! I swear, until STD made a few REBEL appearances, he was a well-behaved athlete. Now look at what he does! God damn REBEL!

But STD has given Cartwright a chance to recover. He is on top of STD, hammering with his forearms! The Claw is broken. Cartwright whips STD off of the
ropes, back body drop! STD quick to his feet only to meet a Perfect Uppercut that sends him back down! STD slowly gets up. Cartwright hooks him for a Sambo
Suplex. But STD is trying to elbow out of it! He’s successful. Kick to the gut! STDDT! Deathrow yells something at Phoenix. Phoenix is running enforcement!
He enters the ring to block Dirty Money as Deathrow picks up Cartwright… DEATHROW DRIVER! Cover!

One!

Two!

Three!

BILL HEWSON: That’s all she wrote!

FRANK WARBURTON: “PERFECTION” EVAN CARTWRIGHT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED VIA PINFALL!

JACK JONES: Phoenix should have been disqualified right there!

ROB MARTINEZ: If he hadn’t entered the ring, the pin would have been broken up!

JACK JONES: Do two wrongs make a right?

Dirty Money sends in Casino. SBK replaces his former and current tag team partner. The two men meet in the middle of the ring and lock-up, battling for
supremacy. Kryenik asking Casino how the Claw felt. Casino backs out of the collar-and-elbow and slaps him! Kryenik responds with a big right! Now they’re
exchanging lefts and rights in the middle of the ring! Casino gets a combo of three unanswered lefts and rights off, then sends Billy off of the ropes.
Casino lowers his head… only to be met by Billy’s foot! Billy goes for a clothesline, ducked by Casino. Casino with a standing dropkick! SBK quick to
his feet, sent back down by another dropkick! Casino slows the momentum with a sleeperhold.

JACK JONES: Casino putting on a wrestling clinic. REBEL, take note.

ROB MARTINEZ: REBEL has PLENTY of technical wrestling.

JACK JONES: Yeah, sure. And you have PLENTY of announcing skills, too.

Casino really cinching it in but Billy is waving his arm, preparing to fight it! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK!

Billy responds to his fans and reverses into a belly-to-back! NO! Casino lands on his feet and re-applies the sleeper in the middle of the ring! SBK struggling,
his knees wobbly, slowly falling towards the mat… but his arm is X-Pacing!

SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK!

Billy with a flurry of elbows to Casino’s gut! He breaks free! He runs, off of the ropes… only to be caught in a Northern Lights! Bridge! One, two, kickout
by SBK! Casino gets to his feet. He’s climbing up the turnbuckle. SBK trying to get up… but a flying elbow drop stops him from doing so! One, two, another
kickout! Casino looks frustrated, but he’s still moving. He’s going for Bankrupt Version 2.0! He begins spinning! But NO! Somehow SBK manages to get his
head in between Casino’s legs! And he stands up! And jumps back, sending Casino SLAMMING into the mat! What a reversal! Casino crawling towards his corner
but Billy is on top of him! He drags him back into the middle of the ring. Billy picks up Casino, whips him off of the ropes… Hot Salvation superkick!
BILL HEWSON: The momentum has shifted!

SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK!

Now SBK is going up top. Time for the Exploder Whale! NO! Here comes KKP! He creeps along the ring apron and elbows the back of SBK’s knee, making him fall,
legs split over the turnbuckle! SBK howling in pain!

YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

JACK JONES: That’s why heights are dangerous. “Stupid” Billy Kryenik.

Casino slowly getting to his feet, but he can afford to take his time, because SBK isn’t going anywhere! Casino now going up top with SBK… hooks him.
Superplex! Casino is winded, crawls towards his corner, time for a fresh man… and it’s Jer$ey!

ROB MARTINEZ: I cannot BELIEVE SBK has to wrestle in ANOTHER Ultimate Attrition match later tonight.

BILL HEWSON: Yeah… and it’s Falls Count Anywhere!

JACK JONES: Oh, well. If you ask me, NAPW has too many guys on their roster these days. We could use one less.

Jer$ey is in the ring, going right after SBK! He helps him up, only to scoop slam him back down! And now Jer$ey is going up top! Could it be moonsault time?
This could be the end of SBK! Jer$ey turns around… but STD is returning a favor to Dirty Money! He punches the back of Jer$ey’s knee, sending HIS groin
to the ïBUCKLE! That’s payback! Sharplin yelling at STD, who simply licks his lips, smiles at the crowd, and goes back to the corner with Phoenix and The
Show.

BILL HEWSON: Sharplin is NOT happy with the way this match has gone!

SBK using the opportunity to get to his feet. He considers making a hot tag, but instead is climbing up the turnbuckle. We can see it—but Sharplin can’t!—that
Jer$ey has just slipped his brass knuckles on his hand. Billy tries to hook his rival for a belly-to-back, but three brass knuckle punches send him back
to the mat! Sharplin looking suspiciously at Jer$ey as he hides the knuckles in his pants.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jer$ey back to his feet, up on the turnbuckle… now it’s moonsault time! Perfect! Cover! But the brass knuckle must have come out of Jer$ey’s pants because
Sharplin sees it and picks it up! He is asking Jer$ey about it, who denies it, but Sharplin is too smart!

“I ain’t do nothin’, you want see me do somethin’?” Jer$ey yells. Jer$ey grabs the knuckles from Sharplin and puts them on! Now he’s on top of SBK, hitting
away as Sharplin calls for the bell.

FRANK WARBURTON: JER$EY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY DISQUALIFICATION!

Now it’s just KKP and Casino! The world champ is in the ring immediately, knowing he has to take advantage of the semi-conscious Kryenik! First, he’s using
his massive boots to stomp away on the forehead of SBK! We can see blood trickling out of the mask! Now the champ gets him up, waistlock… BOTTLE OPENER!
He could surely pin him now but Dirty Money is just having too much fun! He gets him up for a piledriver. Casino enters the ring and helps him… SPIKE
PILEDRIVER!

BILL HEWSON: This is just SICK!

JACK JONES: Nice pun!

KKP tags in Casino. Casino picks up SBK… only to send him back down with a BRAINBUSTER! He considers a cover, but instead decides to pick up Sick Billy.
He’s going to do what he failed to do before… Bankrupt V2.0! This time he nails it! Cover!

ROB MARTINEZ: Thank God, for Billy’s sake, that he is out of this match!

One!

Two!

Thr—HOLY SHIT! Somehow Sick Billy’s foot found the rope. WHAT KIND OF A MAN IS BEHIND THAT MASK?!?

JACK JONES: HOLY SHIT!

Casino is arguing with the referee, saying it’s impossible that his foot consciously touched the rope. Casino finally relents and drags SBK to the center
of the ring. Proper cover.

One!

Two!

Three!

NO! NO! Kickout! Now Casino is REALLY heated, arguing away with Sharplin, calling him all sorts of names. Unbeknownst to him, Sick Billy has started slowly
crawling towards his corner, leaving a trail of blood wherever his mask touches. Finally Casino sees what is happening and runs over to grab SBK’s leg…
but it’s TOO LATE! Tag to PHOENIX! Casino’s eyes open wide as the Heritage champ storms into the ring. Right! Right! Sends Casino off of the ropes… Powerslam!
He’s back to his feet. Runs over to KKP and sends him to the floor with a massive FIST! He grabs Casino by the head… POWER BOMB!

JAKE! JAKE! JAKE! JAKE!

Phoenix looks to The Show and smirks. He points to him, then points to KKP who is climbing back onto the ring apron. Phoenix tags in The Show!

TITLE SHOT! TITLE SHOT! TITLE SHOT! TITLE SHOT!

Kurtis meets Casino who is slowly getting to his feet, pushes him off of the ropes, Irish whip. Kurtis ducks his head, Casino kicks it! Casino with a Superkick,
NO! The Show ducks it and hits Casino with a SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!

SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!

BILL HEWSON: We are used to seeing The Show pumped up, but he looks like he is at a whole new level! He sees his entire career before his eyes!

JACK JONES: Well, if he doesn’t get the title by year’s end, his only option is to base his entire career in REBEL… better off just retiring.

Fortunately for The Show, and unfortunately for KKP, Casino lands near KKP and tags him. KKP looks like he doesn’t want the tag, but Sharplin says he has
no choice. KKP reluctantly enters the ring. The Show smiles at him and waves him forward, challenging him to come at him. KKP turns to Casino, who has
rolled to the floor, being tended to by Suzy Scum. KKP has no choice but to wrestle The Show!

KKP charges forward, The Show with a drop toe hold. He is immediately on top of the champ with a chinlock. KKP tries to get to his feet. Finally manages
to do so. Kurtis tries to turn the lock into a bulldog but KKP throws him! The Show is quick to his feet and both men lock-up. KKP with a knee to the gut.
Pokes The Show’s eyes! Again! Off of the ropes… kneelift! The Show staggers back. KKP off the ropes again, another kneelift. This time The Show catches
him! STARMAKER!

SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!

Cover!

One!

Two!

Thr—NO! Kickout!

The Show quickly to his feet. Standing Shooting Star Press! He drags KKP towards the ropes, goes to the apron… Springboard 450!

TITLE SHOT! TITLE SHOT! TITLE SHOT! TITLE SHOT!

One!

Two!

THREE!

NO!

NO!

KKP manages to get a foot on the ropes! The Show is shaking his head. The champ is damn resilient, that’s for sure! Kurtis looks out to the fans and smiles,
nodding his head. Both Kurtis and the fans know what it is time for!

FINALE! FINALE! FINALE! FINALE!

Krusty Kid Paul, the World Heavyweight Champion, is using the ropes to slowly get to his feet. His back is turned to The Show, who is sizing him up, waiting
for the exact right moment to hit him with the CK Finale! KKP turns around. Kurtis charges forward, boots KKP in the gut…

FINALE! FINALE! FINALE! FINALE!

And KKP smiles, then… SOCKS THE SHIT OUT OF REF JOHN SHARPLIN! Sharplin falls to the ground, clutching his jaw. Kurtis grabs KKP… CK FINALE!

BILL HEWSON: The ref needs to make the count! Kurtis will get his shot at Black Thursday!

SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!

Kurtis makes the cover but the ref is on the ground, tending to his face, unable to make the count. Sharplin looks PISSED! He slowly gets to his feet. He’s
not making the count… no, no, NO! He is calling for the BELL! KKP is DISQUALIFIED!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FRANK WARBURTON: KRUSTY KID PAUL has been eliminated… via DISQUALIFICATION!

Kurtis is arguing with Sharplin but the ref is fed up. He is shaking his head, refusing to reverse the ruling. The Show looks out at the fans. How can he
get his title shot now?

JACK JONES: It is about time John Sharplin showed some balls and enforced the rules around here!

BILL HEWSON: This is BULLSHIT! The Show would have piunned Paul and earned his title shot! KKP screwed him over! He purposely got DQd!

Suzy enters the ring to help KKP out, smiling to herself. KKP is dazed but a sick, sadistic smile is evident on his face as they down the aisle.

JACK JONES: Rules are rules!

What a PIECE OF SHIT! Casino, the only remaining member of his team, enters the ring. Kurtis has his back turned to him, both arguing with the referee and
looking out at the fans who are absolutely sympathetic. Jake Phoenix and Billy Kryenik are both on the floor, shouting obscenities at KKP. Hey, Jake Phoenix
ain’t a friend of Chad Kurtis’, but he doesn’t like pussies. Kryenik furious on behalf of his friend. Deathrow seems oblivious to it all? He’s just sitting
on the ring apron, and magically has a bottle of vodka to drink out of. That’s our Deathrow! The crowd, however, are only feeling one thing.

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

The Show turns around… Superkick! Cover! And Casino’s using the rope for leverage!

One!

Two!

Three—NO! Kickout!

Casino gets to his feet. Waits for The Show… kick to the groin, Bankrupt Version 2.0! Cover!

One!

Two! Billy runs into the ring!

THREE! SBK a split second too late!

BILL HEWSON: Chad Kurtis is gone from the match… and gone from NAPW?

ROB MARTINEZ: I am speechless. What an awful way to go out.

FRANK WARBURTON: CHAD KURTIS has been eliminated… via PINFALL!

PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO!

Casino is all smiles, jumping up and down as if he just won the match. But when he opens his eyes, he sees STD, SBK, and Jake all standing around him. He
begins pleading, trying to negotiate some sort of deal. But that’s not going to work. Phoenix pushes him towards Billy who pushes him to Tommy who pushes
him towards Phoenix…and right into a CHOKESLAM!

SBK pulls Casino up… full nelson. Dragon suplex into a bridge! STD is off of the ropes… baseball slide into Casino’s head. That’s the DOOMRiders’ old
tag finisher… RIDE THE LIGHTING!

SBK pulls Casino up.. THE DRY LAKE! And NOW he makes his cover!

One!

Two!

Three!

FRANK WARBURTON: And your winners… “SUPERSTAR” TOMMY DEATHROW, “SICK” BILLY KRYENIK and JAKE PHOENIX… the BARROOM BRAWLERS!

The crowd cheers, but not so much as they would, because… “The Show” Chad Kurtis pauses at the entrance way, where he had made it too. Tommy Deathrow
rolls out of the ring, Jake Phoenix steps out. Billy Kryenik looks out to his partner and friend… The Show pounds his chest and points to Billy, points
to the fans, and disappears through the curtain.

Without a title shot next week, “The Show” Chad Kurtis cannot fulfill his vow of winning the World Title by the end of 2008. He said that if he could not,
he would leave NAPW…

Has “The Show” been cancelled thanks to Krusty Kid Paul

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FRANK WARBURTON: The following is the ULTIMATE SIX-WOMAN SCRAMBLE and it is for the NAPW Women’s Championship! The first competitor to score a pinfall
or submission on any other wrestler will be the new Women’s Champion!

Ace of Base’s “Beautiful Life” plays and the prissy Starsha Stevens comes from the back. She is sure to not get TOO close to any of the fans on her way
down the aisle.

FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first! Weighin in at one hundred and twenty-two pounds and stands at five foot three inches, from Vancouver British Columbia…
STUNNING STARSHA STEVENS!

As Starsha climbs into the ring, her music dies away to be replaced by Gwar’s “You can’t Kill Terror.” Suzy makes her way from the back, sort of sleazily,
and down to ringside where she stops at the steps looking disdainfully at the fans.

FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing next, a member of Dirty Money. She stands at five foot seven inches, weighing a total of one hundred and twenty-eight pounds.
She makes her home in Edmonton, Alberta… SUZY SCUM!

Gwar’s music dies away being replaced by The Fader’s “No Sleep Tonight.” From the back walks Harmony Monroe to enormous boos, fighting with Scum for the
most boos of the evening.

FRANK WARBURTON: Making her way down to the ring weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds standing five foot six inches from Staten Island, New York…
HARMONY MONROE!

Kelly Osbourne’s “Shut Up” fires up, and as Mandy makes her way through the curtains backstage, she is immediately bathed in cheers.

FRANK WARBURTON: From Lexington, Kentucky! She stands at five foot four inches and weighs one hundred and nineteen pounds… MANDY TREVATHAN!

Mandy walks down to the ring through the cheers and slaps hands with fans, she looks up into the ring at the other three women standing there. The metal
version of “Sailor Moon Theme” blares and the crowd’s cheering is louder than before, they seem to have gained a new level of loudness.

FRANK WARBURTON: Making her way from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, she stands at five foot six inches and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-eight pounds, ASUKA
KATSURAGI!

The crowd pops for one of their favorites. Asuka climbs inside the ring to stand beside Mandy as they stare at the other women across the ring from them.
The crowd is deafening as Funkadelic’s “Good to Your Earhole” blares. The song is drowned out as Tiffany walks from the back with her belt around her waist.
She holds up her hands to the crowd and points down to the ring.

FRANK WARBURTON: And now, your NAPW Women’s champion! From Edmonton Alberta, she stands at five foot three inches and weighs one hundred twenty-five pounds…
His voice is drowned out from the enormously huge pop Tiffany is getting.

FRANK WARBURTON: Your champion… “WHITE CHOCOLATE~” TIFFANY MacINTYRE!

Tiffany walks to the ring slapping fans and letting some of the younger children touch the belt around her waist.

DING! DING!

In the ring it is divided, even though it is not a six-person tag match; the faces are on one side and the heels collected opposite. Tiffany, Asuka, and
Mandy begin to work collectively against the heels. Mandy with a knee lift to Starsha’s midsection, clenched right fist from Asuka to Harmony, and Tiffany
with a slap to Suzy. The crowd cheers the faces taking control early and working together to eliminate the trash inside the ring.

BILL HEWSON: The crowd is loving this! Macintyre, Mandy and Asuka are no more fans of the other three women than the fans!

JACK JONES: Now that’s just stupid, it’s not a tag-team match! It’s every woman for herself! Tiffany can’t trust ANYBODY!

ROB MARTINEZ: For once I agree with Rob, this match does not favor the champion. First fall ends it — Tiffany doesn’t even have to be involved in the
decision for the title to change hands!

Irish whip from Tiffany sends Scum across the ring into Asuka and Harmony’s tussle. A back elbow from Asuka puts Scum down. Asuka with a knee to Harmony’s
midsection stuns her, then delivers a snappy DDT! Now a second heel is down on the mat. Mandy and Starsha are trading right and left slaps in a third corner
of the ring. Mandy seems to be toying with the former Sweet Valley High cheerleader; right hand knife edge chop and a belly to belly suplex sends Starsha
to the mat sliding. All three faces stand tall in the middle of the ring, the crowd cheering each of their favorites!

JACK JONES: Yay, yay, cheer, the humanoids need to shut their maooooouths.

ROB MARTINEZ: If only they had your good looks and brains, huh Jack?

BILL HEWSON: Rob… these fans paid their money, they have the right to respond however they want. And they are loving what they’re seeing so far!

Tiffany, Asuka, and Mandy look at each other, then to their opponents on the mat, then back up at each other, and nod in unison. Each woman picks up their
individual charges and over the top rope they go with ease. The heels land on the outside of the ring while the faces exchange another glance…

And then begin to tangle amongst themselves for the chance to be NAPW’s women’s champion! Tiffany with a push to the charging Mandy, Asuka with a rear waistlock
on Tiffany after her push to Mandy and an inverted atomic drop sends Tiffany towards the corner face first. Mandy rebounds from the ropes delivering a
clothesline that suprises Asuka taking her down to the mat. Mandy stands tall in the ring, but the momentarily stunned Tiffany is recovering quickly, standing
behind an unsuspecting Mandy. A tap on the shoulder and Mandy turns, right hand! Mandy is rocked and trips over the fallen Asuka who rolls up Mandy for
a pin. Suzy is in to break up the count before it is started as one of the heels comes back into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Asuka Katsuragi showing great instincts there, rolling up Mandy as soon as she felt her nearby!

BILL HEWSON: And Tiffany might actually be thanking Suzy Scum for that save!

JACK JONES: Tiffany’s lucky Suzy Scum doesn’t knock her pretty little teeth out!

Tiffany dives to break up the count as Suzy was already breaking it up, the momentum carrying her down on top of all three women. She lands with a modified
body splash, we have a four-car pile up. Wait a minute! Starsha Stevens is on the top rope! SHE FLIES! Starsha lands on all four women and from the side
enters Harmony, the only one still standing. Starsha celebrates her small victory of landing on four of the five wrestlers in the match when she is nailed
from the side by Harmony’s clenched right fist. It is an all-out war now as all six women are back in the ring and on their feet! The woman who took most
of the damage being Mandy who was on the bottom of the spontaneous pile. Mandy is limping and holding the small of her back when Suzy delivers a huge clubbing
blow to the injured area, following up with a back rake and a punch to Mandy’s neck. These two women are located in one corner with Suzy throwing punch
after punch; she says wrestlers first and gender second and from the force of the blows she means every word.

BILL HEWSON: Wow.

JACK JONES: I wouldn’t mess with Suzy Scum in a dark alley, that’s for sure. Or even a well-lit alley!

ROB MARTINEZ: You sure spend a lot of time in alleys, Jack.

JACK JONES: I — HEY! Bill, tell him to stop zinging me! I SLING ZINGS! I DON’T GET SLUNG ZUNGS!

BILL HEWSON: I have no idea what you just said. Asuka Katsuragi and Starsha Stevens trading blows!

Asuka and Starsha are trading forceful blows, holding nothing back and not being able to hold anything back from each other. Asuka with an Irish whip turning
it into a side headlock bulldog to the mat where she wrenches in the hold applying as much pressure as she can given the position. Tiffany and Harmony
trade fists, no wrestling moves, but fists at the ropes, their blows making the crowd nearby gasp from the force. Asuka is being brought up to her feet
by Starsha, who is fighting the hold. Mandy sweeps the legs out from under Suzy, who lands squarely on her shoulders but quickly rolls out of the way of
Mandy’s elbow drop. Asuka is now up on her feet, still holding the side headlock on but unable to keep Starsha’s bratty determination in check.

Irish whip from Mandy to Suzy who barrels down on Asuka and Starsha, Asuka ducks and Starsha leap frogs into the air. Mandy, using what she can double clotheslines
the brawling Tiffany and Harmony to the outside. Turning, she confronts a charging Suzy and back body drops her over the top rope — and to the ring apron?
Suzy twists in mid air landing on the apron and points to her head; holding onto the top rope, she springboard dropkicks Mandy through the middle rope
right into an Asuka spike DDT. Suzy quickly climbs the turnbuckle leaping with a knee drop across Asuka’s neck. Suzy rolls off going for a pin but is stopped
from a Starsha kick to the face and Suzy holds her now bleeding nose; murder shows in her eyes as she turns to Starsha. Putting her hands up in front of
her face, Starsha shakes her head as Suzy stalks the former cheerleader.

ROB MARTINEZ: No honor among thieves, as it were.

JACK JONES: The only thing Starsha Stevens ever stole was my heart. *flutters*

BILL HEWSON: Oh for… HARMONY MONROE WHIPPED INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Monroe and the champion rekindling their old rivalry on the outside!

Irish whip to Harmony and she is sent flying into the guardrail at ringside, but she manages to springboard off the metal with a backflip into the waiting
arms of Tiffany! Bodyslam on the floor! White Chocolate isn’t finished as she takes a page out of Suzy’s book and sits on Harmony’s chest switching hands
as she pounds away at the face of Harmony. Tiffany is grunting from the effort she is putting into the blows and seems to enjoy the pain she is causing;
Harmony somehow manages to roll her attacker over. Harmony is now on top doing the same to White Chocolate, causing the white to turn a quick and painful
looking shade of red. Harmony’s hair is flying with each blow she delivers to Tiffany, but doesn’t care about her looks now, and intent that Tiffany doesn’t
care about hers anymore either. Inside the ring, Suzy manages to get Starsha backed up into a corner and is delivering stiff and repeated knee lifts to
her gut. Starsha is trying to hold her midsection in some what of a protective way, but Suzy is having none of that as she kneelifts through Starsha’s
defenses. She lifts Starsha up to the top turnbuckle… SUPERPLEX! Scum covers Stevens —

ONE!– Asuka stomps down on the back of Suzy’s neck to stop the count quickly after it began. Mandy is back to her feet and pulls the stunned Starsha to
the middle of the ring. Starsha’s eyes are dazed and appear to be blank from the pain Suzy has caused her so recently. Mandy boots her in the gut following
up with a over the head suplex that Starsha manages to counter in mid-air into a rear waistlock to a rolling German suplex. Mandy’s shoulders slap the
mat once, Starsha rolls over with another and once again Mandy’s shoulders slam into the mat; this time her head connects with the mat as well.

JACK JONES: STUNNING!

ROB MARTINEZ: Stevens dropped Mandy right on her head!

BILL HEWSON: This could be a huge upset, Starsha Stevens could walk out of this match with the title in only her second NAPW match!

Starsha lifts Mandy up once more and releases Mandy this time on the last roll and Mandy is sent flying. Starsha is in her own world as she is now the one
stalking prey. Asuka places Suzy’s head up and under her armpit and hooks the leg with a snap mare suplex into a pin.

ONE!- broken up by the starry-eyed Starsha as she walks past the pin on her way to Mandy who is grabbing at her lower back. Outside the ring, the two women,
Tiffany and Harmony are rolling around seemingly have forgotten about the match inside the ring. All these two seem to be worried about is beating the
holy hell out of each other and doing it as violently as possible. Neither woman is going to be happy until the other is incapacitated in a hospital somewhere!
Both get back to their individual feet to just charge at the other one again. Clothesline from Harmony and Tiffany is staggering back towards where the
announcers are stationed. Tiffany’s energy is fading as Harmony lunges at her, but Tiffany is faking; she clamps Harmony’s head under her arm and suplexes
her RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!

HOLY SHIT!

Both women are down as static is heard through the mics at ringside. Both women just lay there, barely moving they are dog tired. Back in the ring Starsha
places a boot into Mandy’s face and climbs her way up to the top turnbuckle…

FALLING STARSHA!

She quickly jumps up doing the cheer that NAPW and Rebel Pro fans saw on NAPW-Online.com this week. Another burst of static as the announcers get their
mics working, WAIT A MINUTE! ASUKA HAS SCUM UP!

K-BOMB!

Instead of posing the way that Starsha is doing, Asuka quickly makes a cover as the camera picks up Tiffany and Harmony brawling once again. When did these
two women get back up and how do they have the energy to continue? Starsha makes the cover on the downed Mandy.

ONE!

TWO!

Starsha is counting and nodding along with the referee’s count

THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Starsha jumps up and down in the ring celebrating her victory and knowing that she is the new NAPW Women’s champion. She throws her hands up in the air
as the belt is brought into the ring. On the outside Tiffany and Harmony continue their brawling, this is no cat fight but a brawl any man would be proud
of, brawling into the back. Suzy and Mandy both roll out of the ring and walk up the entrance way, a few feet apart, both look dejected at their lost opportunity.
Back inside the ring, Starsha is still jumping up and down doing that little cheer. The referee is talking to Frank Warburton…

FRANK WARBURTON: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and NEW NAPW Women’s Champion…

Starsha points at herself and holds out her hands a broad told you so smile on her face.

FRANK WARBURTON: … ASUKA KATSURAAAAAAGIIIII!

The look on Starsha’s face is priceless as the belt is handed to Asuka and she storms out of the ring throwing a temper tantrum that any five year old not
getting what they want would be proud of. Starsha is wailing about not fair, injustice, and other nonsense but the camera is focused on the new Women’s
champion who stands in the middle of the ring with the newly won belt held high up for the fans to see. Your new champion — ASUKA KATSURAGI!

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-INTERMISSION-

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JENNY JERSEY: Fans, the intermission will be ending in two minutes so grab your seats for our double main-event —

Jenny’s ordinary announcement is cut off by the not-so-ordinary sight of a beaten up, bloodied GREAT PUMA II getting dragged through the curtain by SHOE
and BUBBA J. INFERNO and VINCENT BLACK follow behind, The Extreme Elite with the Puma II. Many fans followed the promos on NAPW and REBEL’s youtube.com
channels are aware of what Puma did to Hardcore Drinking and its bartender, Heidi, in an effort to show how “hardcore” he could be. The fans don’t like
the Extreme Elite, but they weren’t too thrilled with Puma hitting a woman either, and some are cheering as the EE toss PUMA’s rag-doll body into the ring.
Bubba J spits chaw onto PUMA’s mask-covered face, then Shoe gets down and just pounds him in the face with piston-like right hands. “YOU WANT TO HIT A LADY-TYPE?
HUH? YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Shoe gets up, delivering a vicious stomp. Inferno drives a sick kneedrop into the man’s face, and then Bubba yells GET HIM UP!
The REBEL Pro Tag Team Champions pull Puma up… STUNNER! Trailer Park Trash! Puma just sags down, what have the Extreme Elite been doing to him since
they abducted him earlier in the evening?

Inferno, Shoe and Bubba slide out of the ring, rooting for weapons. Vincent Black scoops up PUMA, the big man of the Elite holding up PUMA. “So you want
to be hardcore? You’re sure not enetertaining.” Bubba J slides into the ring and pops open a steel chair. Black hoists the unresisting PUMA up…

NEW HOPE ONTO THE OPEN CHAIR!

Some of the crowd cheer, but the level of violence being displayed is making many fans uncomfortable. Perhaps it’s over?

Nah.

Inferno and Shoe toss a couple more chairs to Bubba and Vincent in the ring. They open them up, facing each other. Inferno and Shoe then pull out and slide
in… oh no. A sheet of PLATE GLASS. The Great Alaskan Ninja! place the glass on the chair seats, making a deadly table of sorts! All four members of the
Extreme Elite grab a limb of The Great Puma II, holding him on top of the glass? What are they doing … ? OH NO! THE ELITE COUNT THREE AND TOSS HIM HIGH
INTO THE AIR! PUMA SAILS UP HIGH…

And then gravity takes over and brings back SMASHING THROUGH THE PLATE GLASS!

The fans don’t like Puma, but they’re booing the Extreme Elite. Enough is ENOUGH. Thank God this is over…

Oh no. Inferno just told everybody to stay in the ring, he has a great idea apparently. He comes up with a box from under the ring. He reaches in, and pulls
out… no. NO. NO! Inferno has a jerry can of GASOLINE! He tosses it to Bubba J, then pulls out a smaller jerry can, tosses it to Shoe. Inferno pulls out…
a BOX OF MATCHES.

Shoe and Bubba douse PUMA with gasoline, this is too far! Somebody stop this! The crowd is booing like hell! PUMA was wrong but he doesn’t deserve this!
SOMEBODY HELP! SOMEBODY — THE CROWD SCREAMS!

BUT NOT IN HORROR! IN RELIEF!

BILL HEWSON: HERE COME THE HARDCORE REBELS! OH MY GOD! BRAWL! A REFEREE! HERE IS— THE MATCH!

The three remaining members of the Hardcore Rebels rush to the ring. Extreme Elite see them coming and stop their attack on Puma to prepare for the fight.
Everhardt slides in to the ring and instantly pounces on Bubba J, connecting with a series of hard rights. McDonald rushes down to the ring as Mikey ducks
under a clothesline from Black and dishes out forearm shots to the skull. Kryenik slides in to the ring with his rabbit, and ducks under a double clothesline
from Inferno and Shoe. Kryenik boots Shoe in the gut, and follows with a hard right hook to Inferno. He delivers a hook to Shoe, and a second to Inferno
as security helps Puma out of the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: The REBELs may be short-handed here, but they sure don’t seem to care! They’re taking the fight right to The Extreme Elite!

BILL HEWSON: And thank God they came out when they did! Great Puma II a very, very lucky individual!

Mikey nails Black with a running forearm, knocking the big man out of the ring. Everhardt whips Bubba in to the ropes and hits him with a vicious clothesline
sending him over the top rope and to the outside. Inferno and Shoe finally get on the same page, trying to corner Kryenik. Kryenik sets his rabbit carrier
down as Shoe rushes in…drop toe hold on Shoe! Inferno rushes at Kryenik, and he too is met with a drop toe hold! Kryenik grabs the rabbit carrier and
slides out of the ring as Everhardt leaps over the top rope…flipping, senton on Bubba J! Mikey climbs to the top rope as Kryenik makes his way to the
announcer’s table. Flying Crossbody on Black from Mikey! Kryenik pulls the rabbit out of the carrier, and Jack Jones slides his chair closer to Hewson.
Kryenik sets the rabbit on the announcer’s table and pulls out a mini-headset from the carrier. He hooks up the headset and puts it on the rabbit.

JACK JONES: She kinda looks like some of the women that you’ve dated, Rob!

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know about that…but this is definitely a different experience. Looks like we’re being joined at commentary by “Sick” Billy’s rabbit!
Everhardt picks up Bubba, but is met with a thumb to the eye. Bubba drills him with a hard right before slamming Everhardt back first in to the guardrail.
Mikey has Black back to his feet and sends him crashing hard in to the ring steps. Inferno and Shoe both slide out of the ring. Inferno nails Billy with
a devastating right followed by a hip toss. Inferno and Shoe take turns stomping at Kryenik as Bubba clotheslines Everhardt in to the crowd! Mikey comes
at Black with a clothesline, but Black ducks it. He waits for Mikey to turn back around…overhead belly to belly on the hard floor outside!

BILL HEWSON: That can’t feel good after last week’s Carolinas Championship match!

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey’s a fighter though…you can’t count him out just yet!

JACK JONES: Anyone have a carrot?

BILL HEWSON: Stop messing around with the rabbit, Jack.

JACK JONES: If the thing isn’t going to speak, the least we could do is feed it!

Everhardt pulls himself up from the floor, but Bubba grabs him by the head and smashes his face repetitively in to the guardrail. Inferno picks up Kryenik
just long enough for him and Shoe to deliver a hard double suplex on the floor outside! Mikey slowly gets back to his feet, using the guardrail to pull
himself back up. Black comes at Mikey for a big boot, but Mikey ducks it…crotching Black on the guardrail! Mikey hits a couple of forearm shots on Black,
leaving him dazed. Mikey climbs up the ring steps…dropkick on Black, and Black falls in to the crowd! Mikey slides in to the ring as Inferno and Shoe
continue their assault on Kryenik. Mikey with a running start…baseball slide on Shoe! Mikey follows through, sliding out of the ring. He ducks a right
from Inferno…and pulls him down with an inverted sitdown facebuster! Kryenik returns to his feet and follows the guardrail to the other side of the ring.
Bubba with a clothesline…but Kryenik ducks it! Kryenik with a boot to the gut…the double underhook…looking for The Dry Lake! Bubba sees it coming
and breaks the underhook, elevating Kryenik for a back body drop, but Kryenik rolls through with a sunset flip for the pin!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Kryenik always pinned the champion! That would be the second time that he’s scored the victory over Bubba J!

JACK JONES: The key words are “would be”. If near falls counted as wins back when I was wrestling, my impressive win record…it would have been simply
amazing!

BILL HEWSON: Your loss record might have reached the same number if that was the case, Jack.

JACK JONES: No one asked for your opinion. Just call the match, Bill.

ROB MARTINEZ: Bill, just ignore him. Jack, play with the rabbit.

Jack Jones has gotten a cracker from a fan, and is feeding it to the rabbit as Inferno and Shoe try to battle off Mikey. Black tries to make his way over
to help Bubba, but is met with a clothesline from Everhardt. Everhardt climbs over the guardrail and slides back in to the ring as Mikey knocks Inferno
down with a dropkick. He ducks under a right from Shoe and kicks him hard in the gut. Mikey lifts Shoe in to the air with a front facelock and drops him
chest first across the guardrail. He holds on to the front facelock, pulls Shoe forward, extending the body, using the guardrail to keep Shoe elevated.
Everhardt climbs to the top rope and leaps off…landing on Shoe’s back with a double stomp as Mikey follows through with a DDT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Impressive combination by Everhardt and Massacre!

BILL HEWSON: It sure was. But can they follow up?

Jack continues to feed the rabbit crackers as Kryenik tries to fend off both the Carolinas and the World Heavyweight Champion. He dodges a right from Bubba
only to be drilled from a clothesline by Black. Mikey grabs Shoe and leads him up the entrance ramp. Everhardt picks up Inferno and crotches him on the
guardrail before following Mikey and Shoe. They reach the stage, and Mikey smashes Shoe’s face in to the scaffolding set up. Shoe bounces off, dazed, spins
around…flapjack by Everhardt on to the stage! Black picks Kryenik up and lifts him with the double choke grip. Kryenik struggles, drilling Black with
hard shots to the head! Kryenik wraps his legs around Black’s head, but Bubba nails Kryenik with a hard forearm to the back. Bubba pulls the upper half
of Kryenik’s body down and applies a reverse facelock. Kryenik kicks Black in the face…and kicks off of Black, using the momentum to flip over Bubba
for a reverse DDT! Kryenik uses the rail to pull himself back up. He picks up Bubba…double underhook…THE DRY LAKE! But he’s too worn down to make the
cover!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a match so far! It looks like Inferno has made it to the opposite side of the crowd now, making his way towards the stage!

JACK JONES: A match? Please. I remember back when I was wrestling, a real match went for thirty minutes easily!

BILL HEWSON: That’s actually true, Rob. They were called four way eliminations and Jack over here, he would spend five minutes in the match, the other twenty
five he would watch after he was eliminated!

JACK JONES: Don’t listen to him, Rob. At least I actually stepped in to that ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Guys…we have a match here? Think we can just call the action?

Up on the stage, Everhardt lifts Shoe up with a front facelock. He slams him back to the stage with a front sitdown suplex as Mikey begins to scale the
scaffolding. Everhardt notices Inferno approaching, and instantly goes after him. Everhardt climbs over the railing in to the crowd and meets Inferno with
a hard right, forcing Inferno to spin away from Everhardt. Everhardt grabs Inferno by the shoulder, spins him around…THWACK! Inferno drills Everhardt
with a chair shot! Inferno picks Everhardt back up and is demanding that the fans move out of the way! He lifts Everhardt up…suplex on to the open chairs!
Inferno picks up the chair he hit Everhardt with as Mikey reaches the top of the scaffolding.

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t think that Mikey notices that Inferno is making his way towards Shoe!

Mikey leaps off just as Inferno hops the rail! Shoe rolls out of the way…THWACK! MIKEY IS DRILLED WITH THE CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DIVE! Shoe tries
to catch his breath as Inferno notices Everhardt getting back to his feet. Inferno hops the rail and comes at Everhardt with a right, but Everhardt blocks
it! Everhardt with a right of his own! Alan Stone rushes out to call the match at the top of the stage as Dale McDonald tries to call the match near the
ring!

BILL HEWSON: We’re about fifteen minutes in, and we have yet to see a pinfall!

Everhardt continues to exchange blows with Inferno as Shoe climbs in to the crowd. Everhardt blocks a shot from Shoe, and Shoe is hit with a hard right.
Inferno is hit with a hard right! Shoe finds himself behind Everhardt and tries to attack, but Everhardt blocks it, and connects with a back elbow! Everhardt
comes at Inferno with a right…but Inferno uses a fan to shield himself, forcing Everhardt to hold back!

JACK JONES: Genius move by Inferno! Everhardt would never hit one of his loyal fans!

Black and Kryenik both return to their feet, and Black instantly rams Kryenik in to the guardrail. Black double grips the throat, lifts Kryenik up, and
the fans in front row move as Black chokebombs Kryenik in to the crowd area! Black checks on Bubba as Mikey barely starts to move on the stage. Inferno
pushes the fan at Everhardt, and Everhardt tries to move them to safety…LOW BLOW BY SHOE! Everhardt falls to his knees as Inferno steals a crutch from
a fan near the guardrail. He draws back…CRACK! Inferno drives the handle of the crutch right in to Everhardt’s face, busting him wide open! Shoe wraps
Everhardt up in a pin, pulling the tights for leverage!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

ROB MARTINEZ: The former World Champion is the first to be eliminated!

JENNY JERSEY: Nick Everhardt has been eliminated!

Alan Stone checks on Everhardt as Inferno and Shoe try to regain composure. Black and Bubba hop the guardrail, making their way towards Kryenik, who now
has crawled through part of the crowd, further away from the ring. Black and Bubba reach Kryenik, but Kryenik has a chair in hand! Both Black and Bubba
are cautious. Black comes at Kryenik…chair to the gut…and a hard shot to the back! Bubba kicks Kryenik in the gut, forcing him to drop the chair…DDT
on to the chair! He makes the cover as McDonald rushes to get in to position to make the count!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Kryenik kicks out!

BILL HEWSON: It’s a good thing he did. If he would have been eliminated there, it would have been Mikey Massacre battling all of the Extreme Elite!

Mikey has returned to his feet on the stage, blood covering his whole face after the chair shot. He slowly makes his way to the guardrail, climbs over,
and grabs a chair. Shoe notices Mikey, but too late…THWACK! Mikey drills Shoe hard with the chair! And a second shot…and a third shot! Inferno comes
to defend Shoe, but he too is met with a vicious shot to the skull…and a second! Mikey gives out a REBEL yell as he tosses the chair to the side! He
picks Inferno up with a front facelock…front suplex on to the guardrail!

ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like Mikey’s ready to get hardcore!

JACK JONES: Good rabbit…

Jack feeds the rabbit another cracker, but quickly pulls back his hand as the rabbit bit his finger.

JACK JONES: The rabbit just bit me! Where the hell’s that carrier case! No more commentary for her!

Bubba and Kryenik both exchange shots as Black slowly gets back to his feet. Mikey turns around…WHACK! Chair shot from Shoe! Shoe checks on Inferno, and
both men toss Mikey over the guardrail. The drag Mikey up on to the stage, and Shoe grabs two tables from behind the scaffolding. He sets up one, and places
it in position below the scaffolding. He grabs the other, sets it up, and places side by side with the first table. Inferno picks Mikey up…and drops
him with a DDT on the stage! Inferno rolls Mikey on to the tables, and Shoe holds his arms. Inferno makes his way up the scaffolding.

ROB MARTINEZ: This can’t be good!

JACK JONES: Two tables, a man climbing scaffolding…we’re going to see some busted bodies!

As Inferno continues his climb up the scaffolding, Shoe is nailed from behind with a chair by Everhardt. Everhardt quickly tries to climb up the scaffolding
after Inferno. Both men are at the top, and Inferno swings with a right, but Everhardt blocks it! Everhardt hits Inferno with a hard forearm and positions
him for the Hardt-Attack! Inferno counters with a back elbow causing Everhardt to stumble down to one knee, holding his head. Inferno rushes at Everhardt…BACK
BODY DROP OFF THE SCAFFOLDING!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! INFERNO MAY BE DEAD!

BILL HEWSON: That was a nasty fall!

JACK JONES: I think you could actually hear the splat sound as he hit the stage!

Mikey slowly stirs as Everhardt climbs down from the scaffolding. Black and Kryenik continue to battle in the front of the crowd as Bubba J grabs the ring
bell. Bubba comes at Kryenik with the ring bell, but he ducks it, and Black gets hit right between the eyes! Bubba checks on Black as blood drips down
from his forehead. Kryenik waits for Bubba to turn around…boot to the gut! He lifts Bubba vertical…brainbuster!

ROB MARTINEZ: Billy needs to go for the cover here!

JACK JONES: Who cares about Billy! Look at the stage!

Mikey and Everhardt have both Inferno and Shoe laying on the tables. Everhardt goes behind the curtain, only to return with a roll of duct tape! He tapes
both Shoe and Inferno to the tables! Mikey ascends the scaffolding as Shoe struggles to get loose. Inferno still lays motionless. Everhardt joins the crowd
in cheering for Massacre as Mikey reaches the top…MASSACRE THROUGH BOTH TABLES! And he has the cover on both Inferno and Shoe!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was crazy! And it looks like the odds have been evened as both teams have two members remaining!

JACK JONES: Even without Stone Zellor participating in this match, we’re seeing some of the most sadistic and most barbaric moments that we have seen in
recent weeks!

JENNY JERSEY: Both Shoe and Inferno have been eliminated!

JACK JONES: He can’t do that! Can he do that? He can’t do that!

BILL HEWSON: Like Rob says, it’s REBEL rules! Mikey Massacre, who gets a REBEL tag title shot in January, just pinned both of the tag champions in one fell
swoop!

ROB MARTINEZ: That he did, Hewson! And now it looks like Alan Stone is trying to get Everhardt, Shoe, and Inferno to the back. EMTs have come out to check
on them, and Everhardt is refusing medical attention!

Kryenik grabs a chair and hits Bubba right in the chest with it. He turns around…WHACK! Big boot from Black in to the chair, connecting with Kryenik’s
face! Black picks Kryenik up and throws him back over the guardrail on to the outside floor. Black follows. He picks Kryenik up and rolls him in to the
ring as Mikey makes his way back down the ramp. Mikey slides in to the ring, as does Black. Black stalks Kryenik, but is met with a dropkick out of nowhere
from Mikey which sends him through the ropes, and crashing to the outside floor! Mikey climbs out of the ring and goes after Black.

BILL HEWSON: It looks like the World Champion is back up, and he’s making his way towards Mikey and Black!

Mikey notices Bubba J approaching the guardrail. He grabs Bubba J’s head and smashes him face first in to the guardrail, busting him open. Mikey looks back
towards the ring as Kryenik starts to get back to his feet. Inferno and Shoe are running down the ramp, and both slide under the bottom rope. Inferno nails
Kryenik with a massive clothesline as Mikey hops back up to the apron. Shoe tries to stop Mikey from getting back in to the ring as he delivers a right,
but Mikey blocks it! Mikey delivers a headbutt…only to be grabbed from behind by Black in a powerbomb position…THE NEW HOPE! And Black has the cover!
ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Mikey Massacre has been eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: It is now a one on two…and it doesn’t look good for Kryenik! We need security to come out and clear the ring area of the ones who have been
eliminated!

JACK JONES: It’s no disqualification. Technically, they’re legal to be down there!

Everhardt slides back in to the ring as Inferno quickly escapes. Shoe doesn’t notice Everhardt…he turns around…HARDT-ATTACK! Everhardt tosses Shoe out
of the ring as Black slides back in. Big boot for Everhardt, and he rolls out to the floor! Kryenik slowly gets to his feet as Bubba has finally made it
near ringside. Black lifts Kryenik up…spinebuster! And he makes the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

Mikey made the save as he pulls Black out of the ring! Black argues with Mikey, shoving Mikey towards the steps. Kryenik rolls out of the ring and falls
to the floor as Black pushes Mikey again. Black comes at Mikey to push him again… but Mikey delivers the boot to the groin! Black turns around bent over
in pain…HOT SALVATION! Kryenik falls on top of Black for the cover as Bubba tries to make the save!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey stopped Bubba, and as a result, we’re now down to one member per team!

JENNY JERSEY: Vincent Black has been eliminated!

JACK JONES: What the hell is Inferno doing?!

Inferno has the rabbit, holding his hands around the face and neck, threatening to break it. Kryenik slowly gets to his feet to notice.

JACK JONES: Watch out buddy…that thing bites.

Just as Jack utters the words, the rabbit bites Inferno’s finger. He drops the rabbit and is instantly nailed with a flying forearm from Mikey. Shoe comes
to make the save, but Everhardt stop him with a drop toe hold. Mikey picks up Inferno as Everhardt picks up Shoe. Both men bring their opponents to a vertical
position. Black pulls the ring steps and slides them in to the ring before noticing that Inferno and Shoe are in danger. Everhardt drops Shoe with a suplex,
and Mikey with a sitdown front suplex, landing Inferno on top of Shoe! Black rushes at Everhardt and Mikey, clotheslining them both over the guardrail.
Black turns around…Hot Salvation…and he’s sent in to the crowd as well!

BILL HEWSON: We have bodies laid out everywhere!

Bubba hits Kryenik with a hard knee lift and rolls him back in to the ring. He slides in after him…stalking him…waiting for Kryenik to get up. Kryenik
slowly gets back to his feet…boot to the gut…TRAILER PARK TRASH! Bubba hesitates, looking over at the steps. He smiles as he decides to pick Kryenik
back up. Bubba pulls Kryenik near the corner and climbs up the steps. He applies a double underhook!

ROB MARTINEZ: Is Bubba going for The Dry Lake on to the steps! If he hits this, Billy will be out!

JACK JONES: He should have already went for the cover! Billy already is out of it!

Bubba tries pulling up the second arm to hook it in place, but Kryenik struggles. Kryenik violently thrusts his head up, nailing Bubba between the legs!
Bubba releases the hold as he leans over in pain. Billy slumps in to the corner…looks around, and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He positions Bubba’s
head…applies the double underhook…Bubba struggles…THE DRY LAKE FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE ON TO THE STEPS! Blood pours from Bubba’s face as he falls
to the mat motionless!

BILL HEWSON: I think we need EMTs out here!

JACK JONES: EMTs?! Call the nurse! Bubba is dead!

Kryenik is weakened, but he slowly crawls to make the cover. All of the other participants are still down!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Billy has done it! He has now pinned the champion twice!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner and sole survivor of the match…”SICK” BILLY KRYENIK!

BILL HEWSON: What a match! That was a hardcore bloodbath! And the final…The Dry Lake! How sick was that!

JACK JONES: Good! Now Billy can take back his damned rabbit!

Kryenik falls back to the mat as EMTs rush out to check on all of the competitors. Special attention is given to Bubba J who appears to be hurt the most.
Kryenik finds the strength to roll out of the ring. He makes his way to the announce table, grabs the rabbit, putting her back in the carrier. He climbs
over the guardrail and helps Mikey and Everhardt back to their feet. The three of them walk up through the frantically cheering crowd, celebrating their
victory as the Extreme Elite get checked on by the EMTs.

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JACK JONES: And that’s how you milk a weasel.

ROB MARTINEZ: Carolina isn’t far enough away from this bozo. So Bill, seen any good movies lately?

BILL HEWSON: Not really, slow season and all. I avoided being dragged to “Australia,” thankfully.

JACK JONES: Hey! Pay attention to me! HEY! I’M TALKING!

Frank Warburton is in the ring!

FRANK WARBURTON: The following contest is your second main event of the evening, and is an ULTIMATE ATTRITION MATCH! Introducing first…

“I’m Not Jesus” by Apocalyptica plays… and out walk five hated men. The Gaines Brothers, Hank & Ronnie, enter first accompanied by “The Southern Gent”
Billy E. Lee, resplendent in a southern-style white suit. D! comes out right behind them, sneering at the fans. And then, behind them, the NAPW Tag Team
Champions… Ravager, KRENSHOV, the Faces of Death.

FRANK WARBURTON: Introducing first! Hank & Ronnie, the Gaines Brothers! D! And the NAPW Tag Team Champions Ravager & KRENSHOV, the Faces of Death… TEAM
GLORY BY MASSACRE!

JACK JONES: Have you ever SEEN an assortment of skill, power and raw talent on one team before? Look at this team! Two monsters in KRENSHOV and Ronnie Gaines!
The sheer technical dominance of Ravager! The unorthodox violence of D! And Hank Gaines, bringing the best of the southern brawling!

ROB MARTINEZ: Certainly an impressive team, and note that this is a ten-man Ultimate Attrition match while our other two have been eight-man versions!

BILL HEWSON: That’s a lot of bodies to eliminate, Martinez, this match will no doubt fit the phrase “Ultimate ATTRITION.”

The heels are all in the ring. The crowd really hates them, but really hates to see D! and Ravager showing zero signs of friction. The Gaines Brothers themselves
have a big opportunity tonight, teaming up with three veritable NAPW legends… against a team containing three MORE NAPW legends. Speaking of the opposition…
FRANK WARBURTON: And their opponents, the team of RAGE & RETRIBUTION!

Dropkick Murphys!

FRANK WARBURTON: First! At a total combined weight of three-hundred pounds… Sean and Seamus, the O’CONNOR BOYS!

The fans pop as the OCB run out from the curtain, fired up for this one! They however stop short of getting in the ring, distrusting their opponents to
wait for the proper match start…

“NO ONE’S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE!
THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT!”

And out from the curtain step…

III.

FRANK WARBURTON: And their partners! BRUCE “THE BEAST” RICHARDS! “LDK” LLOYD REES! “THE EGO BUSTER” DAN RYAN! Collectively, they are III!

Richards, Ryan and Rees come down to the ramp, all towering over their partners the OCB. The crowd is going crazy, even POP-TASTIC! The five outside all
share a look, then step into the ring. Kiebiech looks like a toothpick trying to hold back a tidal wave in between this mass of humanity, but somehow a
giant brawl does not break out. Each team goes to their corner. Starting out it look like it will be…

Ravager and “LDK” Lloyd Rees.

DING DING DING!

BILL HEWSON: Two former world champions squaring off to begin… there are no fewer than SIX former NAPW World Champions in this contest, guys. “LDK” Lloyd
Rees is a Grand Slam title winner, and Ravager of course joined the Triple-Crown club when he won the tag titles at our last event in November.

JACK JONES: Ahem. Ravager is also the GREATEST WORLD CHAMPION in NAPW history.

BILL HEWSON: Definitively so. This match will have a lot of twists and turns before it’s done!

Tie-up, Rees takes Ravager down with a side headlock takedown. Ravager trying to get out, gets a headscissors on Rees. Rees twists over, pops his head out,
drives back down to get the headlock back on Ravager. The tag champion gets to his feet, gets out of the hold and cinches on a hammerlock. Rees locking
for some leverage to free himself, tries to snapmare Ravager over, but Ravager holds on and rolls through, maintaining the hammerlock. Oh, a headbutt to
the back of Rees’ head! Ravager continues to work the hammerlock, but Rees starts throwing back elbows. Ravager jarred enough for Rees to counter and get
a hammerlock of his own, switched into a wrist-lock. Rees drives the elbow into the point of Ravager’s shoulder, momentarily putting Ravager to one-knee.
Ravager trying to get out, Rees reverses the reversal and gets the wrist-lock right back. Ravager audibly curses, then jams a thumb into Ree’s eye to get
out. Snaps Rees down to the canvas by the hair, and tags in his partner, KRENSHOV. Rees is up and to his corner however, wants to know who wants it? Seamus
O’Connor is the first to tag his outstretched hand, and he comes in!

ROB MARTINEZ: Talk about a mismatch!

JACK JONES: These O’Connor Boys must have a death wish or something. Or maybe they’re just Irish.

BILL HEWSON: They ARE Irish, Jack.

JACK JONES: That explains everything!

KRENSHOV smugly grins down at the diminutive Seamus. KRENSHOV holds over a foot and and TWO HUNDRED POUNDS over Seamus. The fiesty Irishman doesn’t back
down however, and slaps the taste out of KRENSHOV’s mouth. Kenny puts a hands to his cheek in surprise, then lunges for Seamus, who ducks under his grip.
Kenny turns around and fires, another duck under by Seamus. A two-handed lunge, and Seamus dives under Kenny’s legs, then fires off a dropkick to the ass!
KRENSHOV stumbles forward, landing across the middle rope. Seamus makes a quick tag to his brother Sean. Sean grabs Seamus, IRISH WHIP! Seamus lands on
Kenny’s back! Here somes Sean, BUSHMILLS DRILL — Krenshov gets out of the way! KRENSHOV back up, Kiebiech telling Seamus to get out of the ring. First,
he and Sean hit a double dropkick that rocks Kenny on his feet. Seamus exits, Sean with a dropkick of his own — KRENSHOV sidesteps and smacks Sean down.
Kenny drops a big leg drop, then grabs Sean and whips him into the GBM corner. Krenshov charges and SQUASHES Sean in the corner. Kenny raises his hand
high, and in tags the other big man on the team, Ronnie Gaines. Gaines gets in and sends Sean to the ropes — TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! Nearly broke the
lightweight in half! Ronnie Gaines makes the first cover at the urging of Billy E Lee, one, two, Sean gets a shoulder up.

Ronnie hooks Sean and walks him back to the heel corner, where Hank tags in. Ronnie irish whips Sean into a corner, then Hank grabs Ronnie… Irish whip?
Reversal? HANK SQUASHES SEAN! Geez! Ronnie exits the ring. Hank throws some right hands into a sagging, cornered Sean. Kiebiech tells him to get out of
the corner, to which Hank obliges him. Running Powerslam into the center of the ring! Sean is in a world of trouble here! Cover! One! Two! Seamus breaks
it up with a dropkick to the head! Hank squashes it off and begins to choke out Sean over the bottom rope. Kiebiech tells him to get off, Hank does, arguing
with Dick… and while Dick’s back is turned, Billy E Lee continues the choke on Sean on the bottom rope! He’s well and off the man by the time Kiebiech
turns around. Hank again sends Sean into the GBM corner, and tags in D!. D! gets in, runs across to the face corner, slaps Dan Ryan across the face, then
runs back. Ryan storms into the ring, only for Kiebiech to get in his face, telling him to get back to his corner. During the melee, all five GBM members
pound the shit out of Sean in their corner! D! takes Sean out of the corner before Kiebiech turns around, snapmaring him over and delivering a PERFECT
flipping necksnap. Then a basement dropkick to the face of the still-seated Sean! D! makes a cover, one, two, Sean gets out!

ROB MARTINEZ: I would say that Sean O’Connor badly needs to tag out! He’s already the smallest dog in the fight, and he’s been isolated for sometime now!
JACK JONES: Stating the obvious, eh? If that’s what passes for quality commentary down in Carolina…

ROB MARTINEZ: Didn’t you have to take this job because you owe “Wahoo” Winchell money? Or was it the pictures he has of you with…

JACK JONES: IX-NAY ON THE ALRUS-WAY!

BILL HEWSON: … D! drops an elbow on Sean, now tags in Ravager. Never thought I’d see the day those would two would EVER be on the same page.

And shockingly, D! delivers an inverted atomic drop to Sean. Ravager hits the ropes and clobbers the reeling O’Connor with a lariat. He covers!

ONE!

TWO!

Seamus with another last-second save, dropkicking Ravager right in the face!

Ravager picks Sean up, delivering a sick knife-edge chop. He whips his man off, lariat, ducked, Sean rebounds, back elbow from Ravager, ducked, Sean hits
the ropes — SPRINGBOARD BACKFIST! Sean takes Ravager down! Both men down, crowd chanting “SEAN SEAN SEAN!” Sean is out of it himself, he’s taken a lot
of punishment! He crawls for a tag, but Ravager is faster! Ravager tags D! back in…

SEAN TAGS IN DAN RYAN!

… and D! turns around and tags KRENSHOV in!

BILL HEWSON: It looks like D! wants no part of Dan Ryan here tonight.

JACK JONES: Why should he? He’s beaten Dan Ryan all over Alberta, what does he have left to prove to him?

BILL HEWSON: As I recall, D! has left every encounter he’s had with Dan Ryan on a STRETCHER. Now we have KRENSHOV and Dan Ryan in the ring, they meet next
week for the tag titles… and it was earlier this year that Dan Ryan defeated KRENSHOV to become NAPW World Champion!

KRENSHOV and Dan Ryan stand center ring, combined almost weighing 700 pounds. There is a lot of heat here… they both hit the ropes! Shoulderblocks! Neither
man goes down. KRENSHOV roars and points to the ropes. Ryan hits them for speed, charges and rams KRENSHOV. Kenny wobbles, but stays on his feet. Ryan’s
turn to point, KRENSHOV hits the ropes, shoulderblock! Same effect! Both men jawing at each other, they hit the ropes again, WHAMMO! Ravager gets a knee
into the back of Dan Ryan. Ryan turns around and grabs the top rope, snapping it and bringing Ravager in the ring the hard way! Ryan turns around and KRENSHOV
nails him with a big boot! Ryan topples to the floor. KRENSHOV follows, they’re brawling outside! It breaks down as teammates drop off the apron and join
the melee! The Gaines Brothers and “LDK” Lloyd Rees and Seamus O’Connor are all brawling away!

WATCH SEAN!

SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE!

He knocks down a few guys… the brawling continues! Wait a minute! RAVAGER ON THE TOP ROPE!

CROSSBODY ONTO EVERYBODY!

Nine men are all outside, picking themselves up off the ground, when the fans realize that there is only ONE man left in the ring. ONE MAN… one BEAST!
Richards looks at the fans, looks at the crowd outside …

BEAST OUTTA CONTROL OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE PLANCHA!

BEAST! BEAST! BEAST!

BILL HEWSON: Can you believe 270 pounds sailing over the top rope like that? The Beast just made a huge impact in his first match back in months!

ROB MARTINEZ: Somebody call the police, we’ve got a five-car pile-up outside the ring!

JACK JONES: We’ve got a five-car — HEY! THAT’S MY LINE!

BILL HEWSON: Kiebiech has lost all control of this match, but guys are getting back in, I don’t even know who’s legal, and HEY WAIT A MINUTE! What are they
doing out here?

JACK JONES: Coming to watch their mentor D! succeed, of course!

Grade A of WAYNE WRIGHT and THE MOOSE have come out, flanking the MASKED MYTH on either side. The O’Connor Boys spy them… and DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO
THEM! The O’Connor Boys pounding on The Moose and Wayne, dropping them to the floor! The Masked Myth is all alone, and the OCB advance on him up the aisle.
Moose and Wayne from behind are pounding the O’Connor Boys! Kiebiech is trying to order the OCB back to the ring as the OCB fight back, whipping Wayne
into a guardrail. Kiebiech is counting! The Masked Myth disappears through the curtain and the OCB give chase! Kiebiech looks at them disappear, shakes
his head, and counts NINE… TEN! He leans through the ropes and tells Warburton what to announce.

FRANK WARBURTON: By count-out and leaving the ringside area, the O’CONNOR BOYS have been eliminated from this match!

ROB MARTINEZ: The legendary Irish tempers just put Rage & Retribution two men down!

BILL HEWSON: And then there were “III.”

In the ring, it seems to be The Beast and Hank Gaines legal, and they’re exchanging right hands! The Beast gets behind his man — COBRA CLUTCH! BOMB! He
covers, one, two, Gaines kicks out! The Beast hits the ropes, only to have Billy E Lee trip him up. Hank hooks Beast’s arms, delivers a double underhook
backbreaker. A five-on-three advantage for the heels now as Hank tags in brother Ronnie. Ronnie hooks a Full Nelson on The Beast… Hank with a BIG BOOT!
Country Fest ’08, kids! Cover on The Beast, one, two, KICK-OUT!

Ronnie Gaines slaps a Head Vice on The Beast. He squeezes the man’s head like an overripe melon. Beast’s face shows the pain and the referee asks him if
he wants to quit. Beast shakes his head no, but his eyes are closing, light fading. The referee raises Beast’s arm up, and let’s go.

It limply drops.

The referee grabs Beast’s arm and raises it a second time…

And it drops again.

JACK JONES: Yes! Yes! Squeeeeeze him like my fourth ex-wife squeezed me for every last dollar!

Kiebiech lifts The Beast’s arm up once again… it drops…

NO! THE BEAST’S ARM IS UP! SHAKING! HE’S FIGHTING! Ronnie looks to Billy E Lee for some advice, Lee is frantic on the outside! What in tarnation?! Beast
fights up, Ronnie holding the head vice on… an elbow! A second! A THIRD ELBOW and The Beast is free! He runs off the ropes — caught! Ronnie with a
CHOKEBOMB — Beast with a MANDIBLE CLAW! Ronnie drops him, goes down to a knee as Beast rams his fingers down the man’s gullet. This could be all, but
here comes Hank. Beast sees him coming, lets go of Ronnie and hoists Hank up! IN POSITION!

CHARRRRRRT ATTAAAAAAACK!

But Hank isn’t legal! Beast picks up Ronnie, looking a Chart Attack on him, but Ronnie throws elbows, causing Beast to drop him. Ronnie lands on his feet
and delivers a huge overhand chop to The Beast! Ronnie irish whips Beast, hits the ropes himself…

DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!

BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! Hank Gaines has rolled outside, Billy E Lee waving smelling salts in front of his nose to help him recover from the huge Chart Attack.
Rees and Ryan are reaching for a tag from their “III” stablemate! Ronnie and Beast are both down as the referee counts… they’re crawling! Hank is back
in the corner as Ronnie reaches, and instinctively tags in his twin! Hank gets into the ring, looking for revenge on The Beast…

HOT TAG “LDK!”

ROB MARTINEZ: HERE COMES LLOYD REES!

BILL HEWSON: HE’S A HOUSEAFAR!

JACK JONES: You two need to get a room.

Rees clotheslines Hank down! D! comes in, gets clotheslined down! Ravager gets one! KRENSHOV gets one, stays on his feet. D! charges Rees, gets back body
dropped OVER THE TOP! Ravager gets a back body dropped — into KRENSHOV, who catches him! Rees with a DROPKICK knocks them both over! HANK GAINES FROM
BEHIND! He whips Rees to the ropes, going for his LARIATOOOO — Rees ducks! He tries to hook Gaines for the Wabana Buster, but Gaines gets out and hammers
Rees down. He scoops him up for a running powerslam!

REES COUNTERS! DDT FROM THE GREEN!

He covers, ONE, TWO, KICK-OUT…

AND REES SLAPS ON THE CONCEPTION BAY CHINLOCK! HANK GAINES TAPS OUT!

FRANK WARBURTON: Hank Gaines has been eliminated by submission!

BILL HEWSON: The odds have been almost evened now! Nobody can last long in the Conception Bay Chinlock!

JACK JONES: “III” have a long way to go, Hewson! Don’t get cocky, kid, there are a lot more of them! HA!

ROB MARTINEZ: Laugh it up, fuzzball.

JACK JONES: Dammit, Bill, he needs to GO. Now he’s trying to one-up my dated pop culture references!

Do the announcers ever call the match? Good question, but right now “LDK” Lloyd Rees is tangling with KRENSHOV! KRENSHOV slams Rees down to the mat and
drops a huge elbow, but opts for a choke instead of a pinfall. Kiebiech tells him to get off one, two, three, four, Kenny breaks. He doesn’t want to get
disqualified, he wants to WIN. And hurt people in the process. He picks up Rees… FALLAWAY SLAM! KRENSHOV tags in Ravager, who comes in and stomps Rees.
Suddenly, there is a commotion from the crowd…

STONE ZELLOR hops over the guardrail!

ROB MARTINEZ: What is that turncoat doing here? He left the building earlier tonight!

BILL HEWSON: You’re right, Rob, we thought Stone was gone for the evening! But apparently he’s not too far gone to help out his new buddies the Faces of
Death!

JACK JONES: You two are just JEALOUS.

Stone ducks to his knees so Kiebiech can’t see him beyond the ring apron. KRENSHOV gets in the ring illegally, forcing Kiebiech to take him back. D! and
Ronnie Gaines each run over to the opposite side and pull Ryan and Beast down, brawling with them! Kiebiech now sees THIS and exits the ring to try to
restore some order. Ravager drops Rees with a DDT and looks for Stone. Zellor tosses Ravager a STEEL CHAIR! KRENSHOV is in the ring as well! Rees is standing
up…

SWING

BOING!

Rees ducks the chairshot, and instead Ravager hits the top rope… and the chair rebounds and hits him in the head! KRENSHOV charges Rees, but he grabs
the chair and HUCKS IT IN HIS FACE! Kenny goes down and rolls out. Rees picks up the steel chair, looking out to the crowd… they want it! He taps the
canvas as Ravager gets to his feet…

CRACK!

DING DING DING!

Rees looks around in confusion, as Dick Kiebiech is halfway through the ropes. But all he saw was Rees’ chairshot on Ravager, and he’s disqualifying him!
FRANK WARBURTON: “LDK” Lloyd Rees has been disqualified from this contest!

Rees looks angry, but then just shrugs. “Aight me byes, so I’m disqualified! Guess nuttin’ can stop me from doin’ dis!” He opens up the chair and grabs
up Ravager… oh my! WABANA BUSTER THROUGH THE CHAIR! RAVAGER IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN… and just had the crap kicked out of him!

BILL HEWSON: Team Glory By Massacre has a four-on-two advantage right now, but Ravager has been knocked out! If somebody can pin him!

JACK JONES: Fat chance!

Rees leaves the ring, the crowd chanting his name, as Ravager bleeds over the canvas. But before Dan Ryan or The Beast can get in, D! comes in and drags
Ravager to the heel corner, tagging himself in. He taunts The Beast…

The Beast charges with a lariat, which D! ducks. Unfortunately for him, Beast stops short and racks D! up in the TORTURE RACK! That could be all, but Ronnie
Gaines blind tags a howling D! by the foot. He comes in and nails The Beast from behind, freeing D!. Ronnie delivers a BELL CLAP to The Beast’s head, stunning
him, and them begins hooking his man for a Pump-Handle Powerslam… The Beast counters and gets out! His turn for a Pump-Handle… on the three hundred
pounder! PUMP-HANDLE SUPLEX THROW! Not as much distance as some, but impressive nonetheless. And now… THE BEAST GOES TO THE TOP ROPE! If he hits the
Moonsault, that’ll be all, but Billy E Lee gets on the apron and tries to pull Beast off. The Beast looks like he’s being assaulted by a gnat, and kicks
Lee to the floor!

DIVING MOONSAULT!

Nobody home!

Beast impacts, Ronnie Gaines picks him up, twists the right arm back, exposing Beast’s HEART… Beast counters out! CHART ATTACK — Beast is still winded
from the moonsault to the canvas! Ronnie gets out, Beast turns around, CHOKEBOMB!

ONE!

TWO!

TH KICK-OUT!

Ronnie signals for it to be over, he’s going to try the Heart Punch again… but Beast with the Mandible Claw! Ronnie desperately goes to the ropes, forcing
a break, so Beast chops Ronnie across the chest! He whips ROnnie to the otherside, Ronnie stops his momentum, here comes BEAST A CHARGE RONNIE MOVES STONE
PULLS DOWN THE MIDDLE ROPE! BEAST FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE THE HARD WAY! THe referee never saw it, he was distracted by D! And now a furious Dan Ryan comes
outside to come after Stone, who puts space between himself and “The Ego Buster.” The Beast climbs into the ring, woozy. Gaines comes in, Beast with a
shot to the breadbasket. Irish whip —countered!

HEART PUNCH!

HOLY! Ronnie Gaines covers The Beast, who went down like he took a shotgun blast!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FRANK WARBURTON: The Beast has been eliminated by pinfall!

BILL HEWSON: This is outrageous! Stone Zellor is more or less functioning like an extra team member, and Glory By Massacre doesn’t NEED more help! They’ve
had the advantage almost the entire match…

JACK JONES: Yeah, and now? There’s only one “Rage & Retribution” member left! Hahaha!

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s a four-on-one, five-on-one depending on how you’re counting, and “The Ego Buster” is all alone against D!, KRENSHOV, Ravager and Ronnie
Gaines — who just pinned Bruce “The Beast” Richards!

The crowd boos that, but Dan Ryan is in the ring. He realizes he’s in a bad way, but Ryan’s seen odds before. He looks at all four of his opponents… and
at Stone… and tells them to BRING IT. Ronnie charges, knocked down! KRENSHOV gets a big right hand! Ravager eats knee! D! gets a clothesline! Ryan starts
dishing out belly-to-belly suplexes! Ronnie stands up… LARIAT!

MOVES!

KIEBICH TAKES IT! The referee is DOWN!

And with that, Stone Zellor enters the ring with a steel chair! Ryan dumps D! over the top rope, then sends Ravager to join him. KRENSHOV gets clotheslined
out! Ryan is a one-man wrecking crew, and he picks up Ronnie Gaines! Wait a minute, Stone is behind him with that chair! WHAM! Ryan still standing, turns
around… NO! RIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD! Ronnie Gaines covers Ryan, no ref, but Ryan is down and out!

SOMEBODY OUT OF THE CROWD! He slides into the ring! Wait a minute… it’s DEZ CARTER! HE HOOKS STONE’S ARMS! DRAGON SUPLEX! Ronnie Gaines charges, Dez stops
him with a thrust to the throat! Fireman’s carry on the three-hundred pounder, no kidding…!

GOOOOOOO 2 SLEEEEEEEEEP!

Dez shakes Kiebiech awake as Ryan covers Gaines, ONE, TWO, THREE!

FRANK WARBURTON: Ronnie Gaines has been eliminated by pinfall!

BILL HEWSON: Dez Carter is BACK, and what an impact KRENSHOV FROM BEHIND! KRENSHOV nails Dez Carter to the outside! We haven’t seen Dez in an NAPW ring
in months… SPINEBUSTER FROM DAN RYAN! KRENSHOV WALKED RIGHT INTO IT! D! and RAVAGER BACK IN! RYAN DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES THEM BOTH DOWN! KRENSHOV IS UP
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ROB MARTINEZ: HOLY TOLEDO MARY!

JACK JONES: AUGH!

BILL HEWSON: RYAN JUST SUPERKICKED KRENSHOV INTO NEXT WEEK! COVER! ONE! TWO! THREE! DAN RYAN PINNED ONE-HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

FRANK WARBURTON: KRENSHOV has been eliminated by pinfall!

BILL HEWSON: Ryan has cut the odds in half, D! from behind! Ryan still reeling from those earlier chairshots as D! opens up on him with kicks! Ravager is
in as well.

ROB MARTINEZ: I can’t believe Ravager and D! working as a team together so well!

JACK JONES: I know, isn’t it hot?

Ravager and D! take turns chopping Ryan’s chest, Kiebiech still trying to get his bearings and unable to do anything about the double-team. Double irish
whip, but the big Ryan won’t go. CHOP CHOP CHOP. Irish whip, Ryan rebounds… and again double clotheslines Ravager and D! down! He gets behind Ravager
and delivers a release German Suplex that sends Ravager skidding out of the ring. Dez Carter has taken off to whever he came from, Stone Zellor is halfway
up the aisle, holding his head from the Dragon Suplex. KRENSHOV has rolled outside, he looks like he’s on dream street from that stiff superkick to his
jaw. Rattled his brains a bit. In the ring, D! tries a roundhouse punch on Ryan, blocked, WHAMMO! Ryan knocks D! down! He picks him up…

HUMILITY BOMB!

COVER!

KIEBIECH COUNTS!

ONE!

TWO!

KRENSHOV PULLS TRICKY DICK OUT!

Ryan slaps the mat one two three, he had D! pinned and done. He gets up, sees Kiebiech on the outside, KRENSHOV holding onto the man’s collar. What he doesn’t
see is Ravager grab one of the tag team title belts and slide back into the ring! TURN AROUND DAN, TURN AROUND — WHAMMO! A belt shot staggers Ryan, but
he doesn’t go down! Ravager gets speed, dives and clobbers Ryan with another belt shot! The Ego Buster goes down, Ravager tosses D! on top of Ryan, KRENSHOV
lets the referee go, and Kiebiech counts.

ONE!

TWO!

NOT LIKE THIS!

THREE!

FRANK WARBURTON: Dan Ryan has been eliminated… here are your winners, RAVAGER and D!

Ryan rolls out as KRENSHOV gets in. Stone Zellor slides in as well. The victors tonight, the FACES OF DEATH and D!… but what will happen at BLACK THURSDAY
IV when the tag titles are on the line?

Good night everybody!

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