Birthday Bash 04/03/2008

04/03/2008
The live broadcast begins through out the Garrett Gentlemen Clubs. It also is being broadcast in the Grady Cole Center in Charlotte, North Carolina. A reported
six hundred fans are there. We flashback to last year.

6:30 PM… April the third… two thousand seven. The very first REBEL show. Almost two hundred fifty fans show up at the Armory in Raleigh. The show sees
such new stars as Assman, Warren, and Dr. Tittylover. Former NAPW Stars, Kyle Roberts, Caliban, Celtic Assassins and Rex Caliber debuted as well. Rex Caliber
won the main event defeating Kyle Roberts. No one knew that the next ten months would be dominated by both one or the other.

Fast forward one year. The main event again features Rex Caliber, but this year, it’s not about a spot in a title match. This is all about pride. Rex Caliber
versus Murcielago… finally.

But three titles also dominate the fans minds as the show nears. Phoenix and Davis… El Rey and Zeke versus the Black Underground Railroad… Roberts and
Nickels. One year in the making, as the top stars to ever compete in REBEL converge on the Armory in Raleigh, now know infamously as the REBEL ARENA!

Inside the ring stands Rob Martinez.

CROWD: REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!

ROB MARTINEZ: Welcome to best independent wrestling promotion in the SOUTH! Tonight…REBEL TURNS ONE YEAR OLD!

The crowd goes crazy. REBEL! REBEL!! REBEL!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: We have SEVEN HUGE MATCHES! We have an Extreme Battle Royal, featuring the best of the PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE OF REBEL! We have a great
Eight Person Tag Team match! We also have the battle of the UNTOUCHABLES!

The crowd cheers loudly for those matches.

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s not all folks… THREE TITLES ON THE LINE. J.J. Nickels (boooo) goes to tie Dio’s title defense record, as he defends against the former
TWO TIME World Champion… KYLE ROBERTS! (Major pop) The Black Underground Railroad (mixed reaction) defending their new belts against EL REY AND CUZIN
ZEKE! (Major pop too). And in the main events… Two undefeated stars…PHOENIX VS DAVIS… and the Grudge match of the Year.. REX VS MURC!

The crowd goes insane for those names being announced.

ROB MARTINEZ: Tonight is REBEL’s Birthday and it will be THE BASH TO END ALL BASHES!

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*SPECIAL DVD/ CLOSED CIRCUIT EXCLUSIVE*

The camera fades up on the exterior of the REBEL arena, in the afternoon. The back entrance is where most of the wrestlers are entering before the show,
and from this vantage point, behind a corner, are two of REBEL’s newest competitors, “The Richest SOB on the Planet” Eric Thompson and “The Motivator”
Bryan Williams, otherwise known as The Dark Market.

ERIC THOMPSON: (whispering) Have you seen him yet?

BRYAN WILLIAMS: Nobody who looks like him. You got the right picture, right?

ERIC THOMPSON: Yes. (He holds up a picture of Thomas Young and Jeff James.) Thomas Young, one of our opponents tonight in the Battle Royal. Too bad he’s
not going to make it to the ring.

BRYAN WILLIAMS: But there are two men in that picture. Which one is he?

ERIC THOMPSON: There! (He points at the parking lot, where a wrester is walking towards the entrance.) Go go go go!

The Dark Market rush from their hiding place, and Eric Thompson performs a chop block to the back of the knees of the man. Williams jumps on the guy’s chest
and starts throwing forearms into the face, as Eric kicks the guy in the ribs.

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The camera pulls over to see a very pissed Thomas Young rushing to the scene.

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The Dark Market end their attack and run off, leaving the battered body of Jeff James on the ground. Thomas runs up to his younger brother and starts shouting.
THOMAS YOUNG: Where the fuck’s a medic? Get security! Someone call 911! (He looks down at Jeff.) Hang in there, brother. Hang in there.

The camera fades to black.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it’s your opening match at REBEL Pro Wrestling’s BIRTHDAY BASH!!!!!

Huge pop from the standing room only crowd! One year baby! They said it wouldn’t last!

JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first…..

“Awake” By Godsmack pounds the speakers and the fans unleash their fury!

JENNY JERSEY: He hails from Rochester, New York and weighs in at three hundred seventeen pounds…”THE DEVASTATOR” KURT CASTLE!!!

Castle emerges from the back and soaks in the hate from the crowd. Castle heads for the ring trash talking the fans all the way.

What’s that playing on the sound system now? It’s “Attack” by 30 Seconds To Mars!

“AND I AM FINALLY FREE!”

The crowd pop huge for the former NAPW World Champion!

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, he hails from Middletown, NJ and weighs in three hundred fifty pounds…”UNTOUCHABLE” KRENSHOV!!!

Krenshov steps out from the back and a look at his face tells us he means business. He power walks towards the ring as the referee, Alan Stone, calls for
the bell! Rex Caliber sneaks from the back, dressed in his casual wear and sits down next too Rob.

ROB MARTINEZ: What the hell are you doing here?

REX CALIBER: I’m getting paid baby. My contract claims all I gotta do is commentate a match and I get a partial payment for doing the whole night.

ROB MARTINEZ: So, your doing how many matches?

REX CALIBER: This one… then I go get in MY ZONE!

ROB MARTINEZ: ANYWAYS! Former stable mates are squaring off tonight as these two bruisers are about to lock up!

REX CALIBER: Pfft. The Untouchables were no Crimes. Now THAT was a stable!

Castle slides out of the ring and greets Krenshov in the aisle! The two former Untouchables are trading big rights and lefts as the fans cheer them on!
Krenshov lands a hard right that staggers Castle and the pair are now at ringside. Krenshov rolls Castle into the ring and gets caught with a boot to the
back of the head. The former NAPW World Champ is trying to cover up as Castle is landing stiff kicks to the head and upper body. Krenshov fights his way
to his feet and clocks Castle with a big right hand! Another right snaps Castles head back. A third puts Castle on spaghetti legs. But Castle ducks the
fourth right and drives a knee into the ribs of Krenshov. Rake to the eyes stun the bigger man and Castle shoves Krenshov into the near corner.

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t think we’ll see a lot of catch as catch can in this match.

REX CALIBER: I agree, it’s going to be a straight up gutter fight.

Castle drives a back elbow into the side of Krenshov’s head before Irish whipping him out of the corner. It’s reversed! Castle hits the far turnbuckles
hard and Krenshov plows into him with a body splash! Krenshov pulls Castle out of the corner and scoop slams him to the mat with authority. Krenshov goes
for an elbow drop but Castle moves away at the last second. Castle rolls out onto the ring apron and pulls himself to his feet. Krenshov is also up and
grabs a handful of Castles hair from behind! Castle reaches behind him, hooks an arm around the head of Krenshov and drops off the mat hanging Kenny across
the top rope! Krenshov staggers away from the ropes and Castle quickly rolls back into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Both of these men know each other very well.

REX CALIBER: That just sounds wrong.

Clothesline from Castle! Krenshov is still on his feet but has a stunned expression on his face. Castle hits the ropes and tags him with another brutal
clothesline! Krenshov staggers, almost falls but regains his footing. Castle swears and again goes to the ropes. Big boot to the face from Krenshov! Castle
is quickly grabbed and driven to the mat with a short arm clothesline from Krenshov! A elbow drop across the chest is followed up by a cover. One! Two!
Castle kicks out! Krenshov gets to his feet, pulling Castle up with him and sends him into the ropes. Krenshov drops his head early and Castle nails a
swinging neck breaker! Castle scrambles to his feet and drops a leg across the throat of Krenshov.

REX CALIBER: It’s only going to take one big move from either of these guys to end the match. That or a sledgehammer to the head.

Castle pulls up Krenshov and shoves him into a corner. Castle whips Krenshov out of the corner and he hits hard against the far turnbuckle. Castle rushes
in and takes a back elbow to the face! Headbutt from Krenshov! Krenshov hooks Castle up and hoists “The Devastator” up onto the top turnbuckle. The crowd
comes to their feet as Krenshov is climbing up after him!

ROB MARTINEZ: We have two three hundred pounders up on the top turnbuckle! This is the very definition of a SUPERPLEX!

Both men are standing on the top turnbuckle and Krenshov has him hooked for a superplex. Suddenly Krenshov’s right foot slips off the top rope and both
men come crashing down! Krenshov straddles the top rope then bounces off landing at an awkward angle on the ring apron! Castle hits the mat hard face first
and looks to be momentarily knocked out. The referee rolls out of the ring to check on Krenshov as the hard as nails REBEL crowd let loose with a “YOU
FUCKED UP!” chant!

REX CALIBER: As always, we have the most compassionate fans anywhere.

ROB MARTINEZ: Did you see how the small of Krenshov’s back hit the ring apron? He could have broken ribs!

Inside the ring Castle is starting to stir, blood is trickling from both his nose and mouth. On the outside the referee is still checking on Krenshov who
is laying on the floor with a grimace of pain on his face. Castle rolls out of the ring and looks down at the hurting Krenshov. Castle shoves the referee
aside and pulls Krenshov up to his feet only so that he can ram him back first into the ring post! Krenshov drops to his knees and it’s obvious he’s in
trouble. Castle asks a ringside fan for a chair and they quickly oblige. Castle waits for Krenshov to pull himself up and swings for the fences. Krenshov
drops out of the way and the chair smacks against the ring post! Castle drops the chair and takes a low blow from Krenshov all in one fell swoop.

ROB MARTINEZ: Krenshov is obviously hurt but he’s not going down without a fight!

Krenshov rolls Castle into the ring and slowly climbs in after him. Castle is pulled to his feet and Krenshov tries for a scoop slam but falls backwards
under the weight of Castle. One! Two! Krenshov kicks out! Castle quickly rolls Krenshov over onto his stomach and then drops a pair of elbows across the
small of his opponents back. Alan Stone is asking Krenshov if he wants to give it up but the former World Champ is having none of it. Castle locks in a
single leg Boston crab and cranks back for all he’s worth! Krenshov’s face is going beet red but he manages to drag himself to the bottom rope and grab
it! The referee calls for the break but Castle ignores him. Stone gets to the count of five and still Castle won’t release the hold.

ROB MARTINEZ: Break the hold for Gods sake!

REX CALIBER: What’s he gonna do? DQ him?

Finally Castle relents and lets go of the submission and Krenshov tries to pull himself to the outside. Castle quickly grabs the legs of Krenshov and pulls
him into the center of the ring. Castle drives a knee into the ribs of Krenshov! Another! A third! The crowd groans with each strike! Castle glares at
the crowd and pulls Krenshov up into his Truth Serum submission! Castle leans back with all his weight but Krenshov is fighting like crazy to get out!
ROB MARTINEZ: It’s all over if Krenshov doesn’t get out of this!

Castle has the hold locked in tight and the referee is in the face of Krenshov asking him if he wants to quit! The fans start stomping their feet trying
to will their man back into the match. drug in viagra Sweat rolls off the head of Castle as he cranks up the pressure. Krenshov looks to be going out of it! Alan Stone
raises an arm of Krenshov and lets it drop. The crowd all shout “ONE!” Again the referee raises the arm of Krenshov, again it drops! “TWO!” The Rebel crowd
yells. The referee raises the arm a third time and lets it go. It drops – NO! Krenshov arm is up and he’s battling like a man possessed to break the hold!
The fans are at a fever pitch as they start a “Krenshov!” chant!

ROB MARTINEZ: How is he still in this? What a show of will and determination!

REX CALIBER: And stupid. Castle is going to break his back!

Castle is yelling for Krenshov to tap but he’s not going for it as he continues to struggle! Blood is starting to drip out of the mouth of Krenshov and
the referee is checking on him. The referee asks something and Krenshov spits blood at him. The referee looks conflicted and then calls for the bell!

ROB MARTINEZ: What the? Did he submit?

REX CALIBER: If he didn’t he should have!

The crowd is confused then enraged when Castle releases the hold and has his arm raised by the referee!

JENNY JERSEY: The referee has decided to stop this match as Krenshov can no longer defend himself! The winner… KURT CASTLE!

The crowd is irate! Castle gladly gives them the double bird, looks down at Krenshov and leaves the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: The referee stopped the match! This has to be a first for REBEL!

REX CALIBER: He did Krenshov a favor if you ask me!

The crowd is showing the poor referee with a loud and ferocious chant of “BULLSHIT!” Krenshov is slowly making his way to his feet. Alan Stone goes to help
Kenny up but finds himself goozled by Krenshov! The former NAPW World Champ looks furious and does what any sane man would do. Chokeslam! The crowd explodes
as the one hundred sixty pound referee bounces off the mat like a basketball.

ROB MARTINEZ: That won’t sit well with REBEL management!

REX CALIBER: Krenshov seems to have a fetish for hitting innocent people!

Krenshov slowly slides out of the ring and limps his way to the back. The fans giving him a heroes send off the entire way.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following is an eight-man tag team match and is scheduled for one fall! Entering the ring first, from the fiery bowels of the underworld,
at a combined weight of three hundred and four pounds…SAM KINISON AND SATAN!

Carmina Burana starts playing and out come the two silliest-looking wrestlers to ever hit the REBEL-Pro ring. One of them is a short, chubby guy with long
blonde hair and a beret, who’s carrying a gin and tonic and is surrounded by a cloud of smoke emanating from the cigarette dangling from his mouth. The
other is a skinny-ass white boy with a Van Dyke beard and wearing an unflattering red unitard, with a tail dragging behind him and holding a legitimate,
scary-looking pitchfork. “Kinison” is screaming and swearing at the fans, who are eating it up, while “Satan” is struggling to keep his pitchfork aloft.
ROB MARTINEZ: We are SO LUCKY to have these two come out for a one-night-only REBEL-Pro contract! I mean, they had to sign it in blood, but when you’re
dealing with Sam Kinison, that’s just par for the course.

GONG! GONG! GONG! “Hell’s Bells!” As the guitar riff starts building up, their partners show up. And all the kids go CRAZY for Natural Destruction. The
five-to-thirteen year-old demographic are screaming and howling like they were handing out chocolate-coated “get out of school free” passes, but the rest
of the fans are giving them their support as well. Their manager, The Goddess of Water, is flanked on either side by her monster men, looking a little
disgusted by Kinison’s antics but trying not to let it show.

JENNY JERSEY: And their partners, weighing in tonight at five hundred and fifty pounds. Accompanied tonight by The Goddess of Water, from The Thunderous
Cloud and The Abyss Below…THE THUNDER LORD AND THE FIRE GOD, NATURAL DESTRUCTION!

The four wrestlers get into the ring, and then turn to face the entranceway. As soon as “Kings and Queens” starts, the cheers turn into loud, boisterous
boos, as their opponents come out of the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, weighing in tonight at a combined eight hundred and sixty four pounds, TONY, TONY’S MOM, AND ENRIQUE RODRIGUEZ AND JEREMY
DAINES: THE NATION OF INNOVATION!

Rodriguez is going crazy on his way down to the ring, leaping around and calling out to the crowd, while his partner Daines just walks calmly and slowly
down to the ring, ignoring everything else. TONY, dressed in his green wrestling singlet and REBEL-Pro t-shirt, is just pleased to be there. And his mom…is,
luckily for all the REBEL-Pro fans, wearing an ugly purple sweatshirt that covers up as much of her ample flesh as possible. No disrespect to TONY’s Mom,
but when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. She’s flirting with every male in the front row, and she should really, REALLY stop.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, uh, folks, this is certainly an interesting match-up. I mean…uh, Enrique Rodriguez is a talented wrestler, could certainly be one
of the greatest in REBEL-Pro history if he stopped being so arrogant. His partner Daniels, powerful and definitely a match for the two big members of Natural
Destruction. And Tony, well, the kid’s a trooper, that’s for sure. TONY’s Mom…uuuuurgh…can someone please pass me a bucket?

The four of them get into their corner. Everyone’s trying to figure out who’s going to go in first; Kinison slaps Satan on the back and says “SOFTEN THOSE
FUCKERS UP FOR ME, BEELZEBUB!” Rodriguez offers to step in for the other side, and TONY’s Mom gives him a big, sloppy wet kiss for good luck…oh man,
now I need a bucket.

The bell rings, and Satan charges at Rodriguez who quickly leaps out of the way, allowing Satan to bounce into the far ropes and getting tangled up in the
process. Rodriguez quickly scales the near turnbuckle, stroking his luxurious sideburns, waiting for Satan to get back upright, and when he does—TOP ROPE
HEADSCISSORS! Yes, he wastes no time destroying the Prince of Darkness, and you’d think the audience would be more appreciative of that, but no such luck.
Rodriguez is quickly back to his feet, hauls Satan up and throws him to the far ropes, then quickly rebounds himself and flattens Satan with a flying dropkick!
Satan definitely looking like he’s out of place in the match, but he’s not giving up; back on his feet, he waits for Rodriguez to approach him, and then
fires off with a right hand when he gets close enough, and it actually connects, but Rodriguez just barely stumbles. He fires off with a few quick chops
and Satan stumbles backwards, resting against the ropes. Rodriguez charges him, connecting and knocking him on his ass outside the ring. Quickly, medical
assistance is there, trying to check out his condition.

Immediately, Sam Kinison leaps into the ring and starts bad-mouthing his opponents to his partner, saying, “Just leave that little pussy to me, buddy; let
me show you how it’s done!” The Fire God and The Thunder Lord are begging him not to go in the ring, but Kinison’s not buying it. “I’m gonna drill that
little bastard.” He turns around and screams with an unearthly howl as he charges his opponent…who isn’t Rodriguez any more. It’s Daines. Kinison just
keeps going, though, like a madman, and he slams right into Daines, who reacts as though he was just gently bumped into in the hallway. Kinison is howling,
flailing his arms, foaming at the mouth, and screaming “I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU THE MEANING OF LAW YOU GIANT FREAK!” Daines pushes him to the floor and
stomps on his head a few times, then hauls him up with one arm. Kinison is a little woozy, and Daines lifts him up over his head, walks over to his corner,
winks at TONY’s mom, and then tosses Kinison out of the ring! He lands on the outside with a big thump, but that hasn’t stopped his hail of verbal abuse:
“YOU ASSHOLE OH GOD OH GOD MY BACK I NEED SOME DRUGS GIVE ME SOME FUCKING DRUGS!” A couple more medics start getting him on a stretcher, and Daines just
looks very pleased with himself.

ROB MARTINEZ: A big setback for Natural Disasters as two of their partners have been taken out early in the match. Now they’re in a handicap situation.
I mean, if you consider TONY or his mom an asset.

The Fire God comes in to face off against Jeremy Daines, who just cracks his knuckles and digs his feet into the mat. The Fire God charges, but Daines stands
his ground, and at the last possible second he flops to the ground and takes the big man down with a drop toe hold. He tries to turn it into a camel clutch,
but Fire kicks him off with a lot of power and quickly pops back up. Rodriguez is in the ring now, and both men converge on the Natural Disaster, who looks
back and forth at them. Daines feints, and The Fire God goes for it, leaving Rodriguez open to go for his back; he goes for a springboard bulldog, but
when he grabs The Fire God’s head the big man doesn’t go anywhere! Rodriguez is panicking now, and The Fire God tries to pull him off, but Daines comes
up and tries to lock on a hold while The Fire God’s attention is occupied. The Fire God struggling with two men, and The Thunder Lord comes back in to
try and save him — TOO LATE! The Fire Lord is laid out as Daines gets enough leverage to pull him down, allowing Rodriguez to do a modified DDT and driving
The Fire God’s head into the canvas. Daines quickly ties up with The Thunder Lord, the two men going back and forth, while Rodriguez works over The Fire
God, his tiny fists battering him left and right. Meanwhile, TONY decides he’s going to help out Daines with The Thunder Lord, and he goes up behind and
chops him on the back like nobody’s business. The Thunder Lord doesn’t even notice; he snaps a quick suplex on Daines and then turns his attention to TONY,
who chops him again. The Thunder Lord FLATTENS him with a big boot, and TONY’s Mom rushes in…to check on Daines?

ROB MARTINEZ: TONY’s Mom seems more interested in The Nation of Innovation than her own son!

The Thunder Lord goes for a pin on TONY, but Rodriguez breaks it up at two. The Thunder Lord, angry, just grabs Rodriguez and hurls him at the turnbuckle;
he lands awkwardly and comes off holding his shoulder. The Thunder Lord goes in to put a little pressure on the arm, but Daines turns him around and fires
him into The Nation’s corner. Then TONY’s Mom…oh dear god…Bronco Buster! It’s not really doing any damage to The Thunder Lord, but the psychological scars
will stay with him forever. He shoves her off, and Rodriguez helps her to their corner. The two big men in the middle of the ring, Daines and The Thunder
Lord; they lock up, neither man getting a clear advantage. The Thunder Lord tries for another quick suplex, but Daines breaks the hold and tries for an
abdominal stretch. The Thunder Lord breaks out of that, though, and shoves Daines backwards, following it up with a HARSH running clothesline!

That kind of impact would have knocked the wind out of any other man, but Daines is back up quickly and locks up again and goes for a suplex, but Thunder
elbows him in the head and loosens the hold; he reverses it and locks Daines into a full nelson! Daines is gritting his teeth and trying to get out of
it, but The Thunder Lord keeps applying the pressure. Unfortunately, Daines has three people who are going to “back him up”. Rodriguez flies from the top
rope, knocking The Lord in the back of the head, which weakens him a little; next, TONY does a double axe handle from the top turnbuckle and is completely
ineffectual, stumbling as he lands. Rodriguez is back to his feet, and leaps on the big man’s back, applying a headlock; TONY’s Mom starts pulling on The
Thunder Lord’s right arm and TONY on his left. Finally, The Thunder Lord has to let go, letting Daines free and being hampered by three hangers-on. Daines
smiles and walks leisurely towards his opponent, winding up for a harsh chop – THE FIRE GOD! FROM BEHIND! DDT! Daines is stunned, and The Fire God just
LAYS in with the boots until Daines rolls to the outside. Meanwhile, The Thunder Lord shakes TONY off, then uses his free hand to throw Rodriguez off his
back; TONY’s Mom is stuck to him like disgusting piece of gum you find under the couch, and he peels her off and throws her, almost gently, to the ropes,
which she rolls back under. Which just leaves two members of Natural Disasters in the ring with…

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh god no, TONY! Get back behind the ropes, you fool!

TONY is not in a good way here, folks; he’s trapped between two giant man-mountains who for the first time in the match are having things come easy for
them. The Fire God grabs TONY and whips him to The Thunder Lord, who gives him a bone-crunchingly hard suplex. TONY shudders for a second, then looks up
to his corner to try and get some help…but none is coming. TONY’s Mom is nuzzling up to both members of The Nation of Innovation, smothering Daines in
wet kisses, and Rodriguez rubbing his hands all over her ample…I can’t say curves, so let’s say ample ampleness. TONY looks shocked and disgusted, as does
pretty much everyone else in the building. He turns around to Natural Destruction and lowers his head, just standing there looking dejected, essentially
offering himself up as a sacrifice to The Thunder Lord and The Fire God. His opponents, almost reluctantly, get into position for their powerbomb, and
TONY gets quickly brought DOWN TO EARTH! The Thunder Lord goes for the pin!

One!

The Nation of Innovation finally stops their disgusting display of debauchery and realize that they’re in danger of losing the match. They rush into the
ring…

Two!

…but The Fire God is in the way! He knocks Rodriguez down, holds off Daines with a lock-up, and tries his best to avoid touching TONY’S Mom.

Three!

JENNY JERSEY: And your winners…NATURAL DISASTERS!

The Fire God and The Thunder Lord soak in their cheers and make their way to the back, but back in the ring TONY’s Mom runs into the ring to help him up,
but he pushes her away and asks for a mic.

TONY: I DID IT! I GAVE THAT TO THEM! Because I am SICK of the way you’re acting! It is SOOOO gross! I WANTED them to WIN!

TONY’s Mom slaps TONY hard across the face. TONY just stands there, looking very angry, and then he kicks his mom in the stomach, and delivers an Acid Drop!
The Nation of Innovation look confused but angry and step into the ring, but TONY gives them the finger walks out of the ring. As his former associates
go over to help his mother, a small “TONY! TONY! TONY!” chant starts up from the crowd. He notices and smiles at the crowd, slapping five with a couple
of guys in the front row who are joining in on the chant, enjoying popularity for the first time ever.

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“KILLING IN THE NAME OF!”

Rage Against The Machine – the very song that opened the very first REBEL show last year at “…In The Beginning” EXPLODES from the PA and the crowd gets
on their feet as Jenny Jersey is in the ring… and REBEL Wrestlers begin to STREAM from the entrance way!

JENNY JERSEY: The following is the PAST! PRESENT! AND FUTURE BATTLE ROYALE! The rules of the match… a wrestler is eliminated when he is thrown over the
top rope with both feet touching the floor. The last man standing will be declared the winner!

ROB MARTINEZ: The lovely Jenny Jersey laying out this unique battle royale for our fans. Of course, this is REBEL so wrestlers can bring whatever they want
to the ring, and you can see that most of our wrestlers have made sure to bring a weapon — or two! And look at that, it’s Chris “The Sparx” Corstenoca!
We haven’t seen that man in ages, he took Rex Caliber to the very limit. Right behind him is everybody’s favorite slacker and former tag champion Warren!
And about this, it’s the masked man FEAR. We haven’t seem in a long time either!

The crowd boos, cheers or does whatever they hell they want to the wrestlers walking that aisle. Already in the ring are MIKEY MASSACRE, WARREN, JOHN X
CORE, “THE SANDMAN” BILL PRICE, MR. HOLLYWOOD, BRYAN J. WILLIAMS, ERIC THOMPSON, MATTHEW KURTIS, JONOTHAN KURTIS, MARK KINGSTON, THE SPARX, FEAR, DAVIDSON…
ROB MARTINEZ: Here comes Nick Everhardt… he doesn’t even have a weapon! Oh hell, things just got weird… it’s Dr. Tittylover! Wait a minute… and now
the CELTIC ASSASSINS!

Titty of course gets a huge pop as the MAD PIMP struts to the ring. He looks up a sweet (fat) young thing at ringside, flashing his silver-plated grill.
The Celts don’t receive as warm a welcome. “The Irish Adonis” Bobby O’Brady and “The Scottish Wrecking Machine” Al Thoes receive a smattering of cheers
but also some boos. O’Brady is carrying a box full of God knows what.

ROB MARTINEZ: These REBEL fans never did take to the Celtic Assassins, no matter how hard they tried… and HERE WE GO! It’s the return to REBEL of DIO
MUERTE! And then comes… it’s SEXY ADORABLE DRUNKS! Tommy Deathrow and Krusty Kid Paul, former NAPW tag team champions! They know all about “hardcore.”
Big pop for Dio, huge boos for KKP and STD. KKP is heading to the ring, focused and pissed off as usual. STD has a kendo stick in one hand and a bottle
of Jager in the other. Suddenly the crowd pops HUGE

CHAD KURTIS IN THE HOUSE!

ROB MARTINEZ: The former two-time REBEL champion getting a lot of love from these fans. It’s just next week that “The Show” will get his rematch against
either Jake Phoenix or Adam Davis, whomever is champion after tonight. Here comes another current REBEL star… Manny X Finnegan! Don’t ask me what the
Finnegan is for, I don’t know. Nick Everhardt has just left the ring, what the? He’s pulled a table out from under the ring and set it up in the aisle!
Why has he — And… oh my!

The crowd erupts in HATE.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s the ultimate hater… DAVID BANKS! And Dio Muerte wants a piece of him! Those two had a classic, bloody bat vs chair match way back at
Golden Opportunities and Dio has wanted a chance to avenge the loss ever since then! Is there anybody else? I think that’s everyone… and here we go!
Twenty-four men and it’s time for a REBEL ROUSING RUCKUS!

DING DING DING and the fists start flying! If they’d waited any longer to ring the bell it would have gone nuts right then…

WAIT A MINUTE

NO!

IT CAN’T BE!

ROB MARTINEZ: We have a late entrant… oh my God, my God… it’s CALIBAN!

The crowd cheers and boos, mixed but loud, as the monster from the Amazon Basis comes to the ring. He gets in the ring and immediately begins shoving and
palming people out of the way! It looks like Caliban is going to clear the ring…

When he suddenly just stops. Dead. He looks around and then flips himself over the top rope, landing both feet on the floor and walking away.

ROB MARTINEZ: What in the… Caliban just eliminated himself from this match. What is going on OH LOOK OUT! BOBBY O’BRADY HAS TINY JOHN X CORE HIGH ABOVE
HIS HEAD IN A GORILLA PRESS — AND ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR! John X Core has been eliminated by the Celtic Assassins, the hard way!

Indeed he is, the big O’Brady pressed him above his head and all the way to the floor, almost 15 feet! Right onto bare concrete. And that’s TWO WHOOOA!
Tommy Deathrow is raising hell, wailing on guys with his kendo stick in between slugs of the Jager. WHAM! WHAM! Everybody is getting welts on them and
rocked! Mikey Massacre takes a SICK shot straight to the forehead… The Sparx gets wailed RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! Tommy eliminates The Sparx, just like
that! Mark Kingston tackles Tommy and starts trying to shove him over the outside. KKP nails Kingston from behind… and DUMPS HIM OUT! Kingston is gone!
ROB MARTINEZ: SAD are doing what they do best, raising hell here in the early going! It’s hard to keep track of, everybody is trying to eliminate somebody
or punch — wait, I think Warren is going to be gone! Matthew Kurtis has him up high, Warren going to be used like a lawn dart, no, he slips off! Warren
trying to dump Matt Kurtis, here come several other wrestlers to try to help him. Matt Kurtis no doubt the biggest man in the match, you’d want to get
him out early if you could!

Warren, Tittylover, Bill Price, David Banks are trying to get Matthew Kurtis out. The younger brother Jonothan Kurtis attacks them, trying to help his brother.
He tries to shoot Banks off to the ropes, but Banks holds on. Jono charges —

LAID OUT BY BLACK MARKET! CASH OUT (RKO) on a streaking Jono by Eric Thompson, and then he and Bryan J Williams pick up Jono and easily dump him over the
top rope. Jonothan Kurtis is gone!

But wait! THE SHOW IS CLEANING HOUSE! Annnnd… CHAD KURTIS ELIMINATES FEAR WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!

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ROB MARTINEZ: One Kurtis out, another cleaning house, the former REBEL champion going crazy! Wait a minute, what the heck is this… Manny Finnegan just
rolled out of the ring under the bottom rope. What’s he getting… oh my god! He’s got a bat with FOUR NAILS STUCK IN IT! That’s sick… that’s inhumane…
that’s MANNY!

Manny rolls back in and guys scatter as he swings his deadly implement. Everybody except TOMMY DEATHROW! Manny swings and Deathrow swings his kendo stick,
they crash their weapons together. Hold it – DAVIDSON wants in, he’s got a BARBED WIRE 2×4

Deathrow eats it!

Manny eats it!

The three most hardcore men in the match—

CRACK!

They forgot about DIO MUERTE AND HIS BAT! The crowd chants “DIO, DIO, DIO!” Dio turns around —

CRANG

ROB MARTINEZ: THE CHAIRMAN OF REBEL PRO WRESTLING JUST GAVE DIO MUERTE A SEAT! The blood has started to flow, and this is only going to get worse!

Before Banks can get him a piece of Dio Muerte, the Black Market charge from behind and try to take him out. Mikey Massacre wants a piece of Tommy Deathrow
for that kendo stick shot. Nick Everhardt and the former REBEL champion Chad Kurtis are going at it while Krusty Kid Paul is trying to eliminate his nemesis
Warren.

Meanwhile, Davidson and Manny X are back up, each holding their chosen implement of destruction. Manny rolls back out… what the hell? Oh god.

He’s got a weed wacker.

WRESTLING! WRESTLING! Wait, what?

Manny X REVS it up and starts nailing guys out! Ugh! And he brings it down onto Davidson

FWOOOOSH

DAVIDSON SHOOTS A FIREBALL AT MANNY X FINNEGAN’S FACE???

WHAT THE HELL?

Davidson gets up, the crowd chanting “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!” He grins. His partner Brent Taylor would no doubt be cheering if he was at ringside. Davidson
of Shadowlands goes to eliminate his arch-rival Manny X Finnegan, who is yelling in pain…

Manny blocks! He shoves Davidson off, Davidson charges back with a lariat —

And Manny gets the bat and nails up in time to smash him in the face! Good God! Davidson stumbles backwards, Manny tries to dump him THEY BOTH GO OVER THE
TOP ROPE! Manny X and Davidson just eliminated each other! But they’re not done! They pick themselves up and start beating the hell out of each other!
Manny gets knocked into the front row, Davidson over the guardrail after him, they’re going crazy CHAIR HUCKING~! MANNY WAILS DAVIDSON!

“MOVE!!!”

DAVIDSON WHIPPED INTO THE 7TH ROW! CHAIRS EVERYWHERE! SECURITY DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO GET NEAR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my … the BLOOD FEUD has spilled into the crowd! This is liable to go all over the REBEL arena… Can even the barbed wire match next
week end the blood feud between Manny X and Davidson? Look out! The Celtic Assassins just knocked men down, they want to be hardcore too.

The Celts have some space in the middle of the ring and they reach in… pulling out WEAPONS!

ROB MARTINEZ: What do they have here… A Barbed-Wire WIFFLE BAT! Sure, why not. And… what is that… OH MY GOD. Not… “CHYNA: IF THEY ONLY KNEW!” Wrapped
in BARBED WIRE! The horror! They’ve got something else in their box, it’s… AN INFLATE SHAPE! Wrapped…

IN BARBED WIRE!

ROB MARTINEZ: But they’re not done, what else could they have, oh no. OH NO! It’s BARBED WIRE…

WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!

The crowd is cheering the Celts, possibly in jest. Bobby drops the barbed wire… WRAPPED in barbed wire, though. He looks at Al. “Where are the gloves?”
“I thought you had the gloves.” “I thought YOU had the gloves.” “We don’t have any gloves? OW!” “OOH! OW!” O’Brady carefully picks up the barbed wire wiffle
bat and nails Dr. Tittylover with it! Whiiif! Al Thoes, however, is much meaner than that. He grabs Chyna’s book…

AND MIKEY MASSACRE GETS IT!

OH GOD! OH GOD! THE HORROR! THE PAIN!

Mikey is down, and Al Thoes then… no. NO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Don’t do it Al! Don’t do it! Don’t… READ FROM IT!

Mikey’s face screws up in unimaginable pain as Al Thoes begins to read from Chyna’s horrible, horrible book. It is the thing of nightmares! The crowd is
oohing in sympathy of Mikey. O’Brady picks up Bill Price, powerslam onto the barbed wire… WRAPPED in barbed wire! This is chaos! Wait a minute! Matt
Kurtis just knocked Dr. Tittylover over the top rope! He runs in with a Bluegrass Mafia Kick to knock the good Doctor off the top rope…

Titty low bridge! Matt gets caught up crotch first on the top rope, in clear pain. Titty jukes into the ring and dropkicks a precarious Matt… SENDING
HIM RIGHT TO THE FLOOR! Matt Kurtis is eliminated

The crowd chants Titty, Titty as the good doctor decides to celebrate…

ROB MARTINEZ: No… NOOOOOOO!

THE SHIRT COMES OFF!

ROB MARTINEZ: Just leave the pants on… OH GOD NO!

PANTS — OFF! Tittylover is standing in center ring in a glorious metallic banana hammock, and the crowd is in horrified shock. The men in the ring are
all in disgust, bumping off the hip thrusts of Tittylover. THE HORROR, THE HORROR. WILL NO ONE SAVE US?

Wait a minute.

One man isn’t affected.

The only man in wrestling able to read from Chyna’s book aloud and not go completely bonkers.

THE MAN NAMED AL THOES!

Tittylover tilts his cock towards Thoes, but NOTHING! Titty thrusts again, again, but the power of his mighty crotch is having no effect!

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s like Al Thoes is… somehow able to block out horrors that most normal men can’t endure! Somehow he is able to block out the damage caused
by Chyna’s Book… and the sheer terror of Dr. Tittylover’s little doctor pointed straight at you! COME ON AL! SAVE US! SAVE US ALL!

Tittylover’s thrusting pelvis is having no effect! Al Thoes advances, then grabs the man… HE HAS HIM UP! HOW? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? AL THOES

WITH THE HAGGIS BUSTER (Vertebreaker)!!!

Tittylover goes limp (sicko), and Thoes picks him up and easily tosses him out! Dr. TIttylover is eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: I’ll say it with the fans… THANK YOU AL! THANK YOU AL! Ten men have been eliminated, just over half to go, it’s anybody’s match… and wait
a minute! We finally have it! DIO MUERTE! DAVID BANKS! HERE THEY GO!

BANKS AND MUERTE! CENTER RING! RIGHT HANDS RIGHT HANDS! They’re just THROWING THE (BLEEP) DOWN! CROWD GOING CRAZY! Meanwhile Krusty Kid Paul has Mikey Massacre,
HOLY HELL! KKP with a SICK big boot that turns Mikey inside out! Mikey is just covered in blood from various shots and hits, wow. Paul picks Mikey up,
goes to toss him, but Mikey tries to fight back.

Black Market whip Warren to the ropes, double arm drag… Warren goes flying over the top! But manages to hold onto the top rope! One foot touches, NOT
two, and he slides in on the apron. He dives onto the back of Williams to take him down. Meanwhile Tommy Deathrow is pounding on Mikey Massacre, he hooks
him up… oh man. DOMINATOR. Massacre is taking a hell of a beating! Nick Everhardt and KKP have hooked up, KKP has Everhardt staggered with punches. Charge
— CAUGHT! AN EVERPLEX! KKP down!

ROB MARTINEZ: The Show Chad Kurtis trying to eliminate Bobby O’Brady as Al Thoes works on Eric Thompson. And — WHOA! “The Sandman” Bill Price just got
eliminated! But how? Oh man, it was by Mr. Hollywood! He took the man right out… hold on, Everhardt sees the opening! HE DUMPS MR. HOLLYWOOD, HOLLYWOOD
IS DONE!

Things are breaking down even more. Tommy Deathrow swings a chair! Takes out Black Market, then sees a man he doesn’t like much. Warren. Deathrow swings
the chair at Warren — Warren kicks it back in STD’s face! He tries to dump Tommy, but STD low bridges the top rope and Warren flies out to the floor…
Wait a minute.

You’re kidding!

Warren has landed ON TOP OF MR. HOLLYWOOD!

He walks onto BILL PRICE… and back up to the ring apron! The crowd is going crazy, Warren has staved off elimination

CRANG

Deathrow just BLASTS Warren from behind with a chair, and this time Warren flies to the floor in a heap. Warren is eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: Crowd doesn’t like that, they love that kid! And wait a minute, Banks! Dio! They have their weapons! The rest of the match has stopped…
stopped to watch! HERE WE GO!

SWING — CRASH! Both men yell in pain as the impact of CHAIR vs BAT rings through their hands. They steel themselves and swing again…

CRASH.

Oh man, that’s gotta hurt. Swinging as hard as you can, meeting metal against metal. Pain. But it won’t stop them. It won’t stop the H8R. It won’t stop
DIO.

They lift up and swing again…

WHAM!

Dio knocks the chair OUT OF BANKS’ hands!

Butt of the bat to David’s abdomen. Shot right across the back! Banks is up, against the ropes… Dio Muerte gets some distance, and charges with the bat
held high!

BAT-ASSISTED CLOTHESLINE…

DAVID BANKS GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE! BANKS IS ELIMINATED!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: ANd Dio Muerte GETS HIS REVENGE AFTER ALL THIS TIME! Wow! What an impact in the middle of this match!

Back to action. Tommy Deathrow has Mikey Massacre in a corner, raking barbed wire across his forehead in a gruesome visual. The Show and Everhardt are trying
to eliminate Bobby O’Brady, assisted now by Dio. Al Thoes is getting rocked by the Black Market. KKP looks over, Tommy’s fine, who’s he going to attack?
He goes to help the Black Market toss over Al Thoes. They’re trying, but the big man can’t really do much… he knocks them all off. KKP yells at Williams,
saying “watch out you jackass!” They’re getting into it. Thompson from behind on KKP! The Black Market send KKP to the ropes, double clothesline… Paul
ducks! WHAM! Running big boot to Williams! Forearm to the nose of Thompson! Paul picks up the nearest weapon, which happens to be Banks’ chair!

CRANG!

CRANG!

The Black Market are staggered, both against the ropes. Paul WHIPS the chair into the face of Williams. He charges and hits a double clothesline… ELIMINATING
BOTH MEMBERS OF THE BLACK MARKET! Unbelievable!

ROB MARTINEZ: Krusty Kid Paul has done very well in Battle Royales in the past, he holds the record for eliminations in an NAPW battle royale at seven,
and he just took out two men at once! What could he do before it’s all over? WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES THOMAS YOUNG!! THE BLACK MARKET… attacked Jeff
James in the parking lot before the show! Young went with him to the hospital I thought, well, he’s back! We’ve got a donnybrook!

Young just going WILD on The Black Market! Referees and security swarm the men, trying to separate them..

ROB MARTINEZ: This match just keeps getting wilder. We are down to eight men now! Who’s going to win this thing?

Who knows, but Paul and Thoes go. Show and http://cialiscanada-onlinerx.com/ Dio. O’Brady and Everhardt.

But particularly, Mikey Massacre and Tommy Deathrow.

ROB MARTINEZ: My goodness, Tommy has been relentless, ruthless on Mikey Massacre. I don’t know how much more he can take.

Mikey is a bloody mess. Tommy picks him up, just to spit in his face. The crowd is booing the hell out of Tommy. A chant picks up. “Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.”
The crowd desperately wants to see him make a comeback. Tommy punches Mikey in the face.

He goes down.

And that’s going to be it. Tommy Deathrow sticks Mikey’s head between his legs. Nobody survives the Deathrow Driver…

MIKEY STRUGGLES —

Tommy can’t get him up —

MIKEY WITH A BACKDROP —

AND

AND

TOMMY DEATHROW GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW! Deathrow is ELIMINATED!

THE CROWD GOES INSANE!

ROB MARTINEZ: MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY!

And the whole time, KKP just watched. He saw it happening, Al Thoes down, and didn’t bother to help his partner. Just like at Sole Survivor when Tommy didn’t
help KKP…

Tommy looks up in shock and anger. He wants back in but security aren’t letting him. He yells at Paul, where the hell were you, Paul shrugs. “Sorry dude.”
Oh it’s The Show from behind, almost tossing Paul! KKP holds on and slides back in. Dio Muerte tries to get The Show from behind… but The Show elbows
him in the face! He knocks Dio away from him, Dio charges…

SHOW BACKDROPS DIO OUT! Dio Muerte is eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: We are down to six, The Celtic Assassins, Mikey Massacre, Nick Everhardt, “The Show” Chad Kurtis, Krusty Kid Paul… and here we go!

The Celts try to eliminate Chad, but he fights for all he’s worth, holding the top rope. Mikey Massacre tries to get Paul, but instead… Paul hits him
with a sick german suplex, dumping Mikey right on his neck. Paul floats over into the elbow drop, completing the BOTTLE OPENER. No pinfalls in this match,
of course, so Paul tries to pick up Mikey… Nick Everhardt gets in his face with a right hand! Paul fires back! KKP with the harder shots, Everhardt is
staggered. Paul behind, looking for another Bottle Opener!

Standing switch…

KOBASHI SPECIAL! Everhardt dumps KKP right on his neck!

ROB MARTINEZ: My God! What a move by Everhardt! Could he eliminate Paul here… wait… what is he doing?

What is he doing, indeed. Everhardt picks KKP up atomic drop style and perches him on the top rope. But instead of getting up behind Paul, Everhardt goes
to the ring apron and climbs up the outside of the turnbuckle?

ROB MARTINEZ: What is he doing… Wait a minute, what are you, You can’t be — OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HARDT ATTACK! HARDT ATTACK THROUGH THE TABLE! And…
KKP is out! Everhardt is out! Both men are eliminated! WOOOOWWWWW!

The crowd is going crazy! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! The table Everhardt set up at the very beginning of the match… His own finisher, taking himself
AND Paul through it! Both men down! Both men out! In the splinters of the table! What a moment! What a spectacle!

And that leaves only four men…

Mikey Massacre

“The Show”

And Celtic Assassins.

Massacre and The Show take it to O’Brady and Thoes, the two bigger men reeling from the assaults. The Show trying to shove Bobby over, Massacre Thoes. But
they can’t quite get it. “The Show” yells to Massacre for help. If they can dump O’Brady, then they can dump Thoes and go at it themselves. Mikey gives
Thoes a shot to the face and comes over. They’ve almost got O’Brady over…

But he finds some IRISH FIRE inside of him and shoves them away!

Al Thoes catches a reeling Show! O’Brady latches onto Mikey!

THE CELTIC ASSASSINS EACH PRESS A MAN OVER THEIR HEAD…

AND TOSS THEM TO THE OUTSIDE! THE SHOW AND MIKEY ARE ELIMINATED THE HARD WAY!

ROB MARTINEZ: We are down to two… and they are Bobby O’Brady and Al Thoes, the Celtic Assassins! This should be very interesting!

The crowd is unhappy Chad and Mikey are gone, but are pretty damn impressed with the Celtic Assassins. And wondering if they are really going to go at it.
Thoes and O’Brady stare each other down… and then Thoes yells for a microphone.

AL THOES: Ach! So the last two men be the Celtic Assassins… but let me say this! In REBEL Pro, the only rules are that there are no rules! And so I say,
that in this battle royale, there can be TWO winners, because those two winners are like one! Ring the bell, because the Celtic Assassins dinnae need t’fight,
ach!

The referees consult, then go to Jenny Jersey. She shrugs and stands up.

JENNY JERSEY: The winners of the match… BOBBY O’BRADY AND AL THOES, THE CELTIC ASSASSINS!

ROB MARTINEZ: He’s right! The only rules in REBEL are that there are no rules! Unbelievably, the TEAM of the Celtic Assassins has won this PAST, PRESENT
and FUTURE Battle Royale… and by the sounds of it, they have finally won the respect of the REBEL fans!

Bobby and Thoes pose in the ring as the fans chant “YOU DON’T SUCK! YOU DON’T SUCK! YOU DON’T SUCK!”

Hell. They’ll take it.

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JENNY JERSEY: From a last minute conversation between J.J. Nickels and Rick Garrett there has been a last minute change with the following match. It is
NOW A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH, and it is for the REBEL Carolinas Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at two hundred fifty-seven
pounds and hailing from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada…”STYLIN’ ” KYLE ROBERTS!

“I Am The Man” by the Philosopher Kings begins to play from the speakers in the building and Kyle Roberts steps out to a big ovation from the fans. Roberts
walks down the aisle to the ring and high fives a few fans at ringside, and enters the ring. He stands in his corner and simply stares at the aisle to
the ring while waiting for J.J. Nickels.

ROB MARTINEZ: Kyle Roberts wanted to win this match simply because http://levitrageneric-onlinecanada.com/ he is competitive, but Nickels gave him even more reason to want this match after he
put the Carolinas Championship on the line. Kyle lost the REBEL World Heavyweight Championship to Chad Kurtis, but he may not be without gold for too long
if he wins tonight.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing second, weighing in at three hundred forty-five pounds and hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. He is the REBEL Carolinas Champion…
J.J. NICKELS!

Nickels’s music can be heard playing from the speakers in the building and we now see Nickels was he begins to walk down the aisle. As Nickels walks toward
the ring with the Carolinas Championship secured around his waist the fans let him know how they feel about him and nearly boo him out of the building.
Nickels gets into the ring and hands the belt to referee Dale McDonald, and then the bell rings and the match is underway.

Right off the bat Kyle Roberts runs at Nickels and tries taking him off of his vertical base. Roberts runs at Nickels, and JJ goes for a clothesline, Roberts
ducks under the clothesline and begins to kick one of JJ’s knees. Roberts lands several swift kicks before Nickels stops him. Nickels grabs Roberts and
whips him into the turnbuckle across the ring with such authority that Roberts hits the turnbuckle and then hits the mat! JJ scoops Kyle up off the mat,
places him against the ropes and begins to land rights to the face. Nickels whips Roberts across the ring into the ropes, off the rebound, powerslam in
the center of the ring! Nickels lifts Kyle Roberts off the mat and sends a boot to the gut and then lifts him onto his shoulders, Gut Check! Roberts was
on Nickels’ shoulders and JJ lands a fireman’s carry into a knee to the gut. JJ is relentless as he begins stomping away at Kyle’s torso. Kyle rolls out
of the way and to the outside of the ring, he is holding his ribs and begins to walk around the ring. Nickels follows him to the outside and begins to
stalk Roberts. Nickels charges Roberts, Kyle turns around, drop toehold face first into the ring stairs!

ROB MARTINEZ: Kyle knows where he is at all times in the ring, and now we know that he also knows where he is when he is outside the ring.

Roberts grabs Nickels by the back of the head and slams his head into the stairs again once more. Kyle rolls JJ into the ring and begins his offensive.
Roberts lifts Nickels to his feet, boot to the gut, DDT! Kyle Roberts plants JJ Nickels in the center of the ring. Kyle begins to work on Nickels’ legs
by wrenching one of his legs. Nickels grimaces in pain and tries to make his way to the ropes. JJ inches closer to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope.
Kyle breaks the hold, drags Nickels back to the center of the ring and begins to wrench the same leg again. Nickels has a look of pain on his face, but
with his free leg his sends a shot at Kyle’s body and breaks the hold. Roberts is on his feet, Nickels uses the ropes to help him gain his balance on that
tender leg, Roberts with a chop block on the leg he was just wrenching, and Nickels goes down! Kyle begins stomping away at that injured right leg of JJ
Nickels and he drags him into the center of the ring, BEAR-TAMER! Can Kyle get the Bear-Tamer locked in? Nickels tries to get to the ropes, Kyle is using
everything he has to keep him away from the ropes, it’s like a game of tug of war, that JJ Nickels wins. Kyle breaks the hold and looks frustrated that
he couldn’t get the Bear-Tamer locked in. Roberts grabs Nickels by the head and brings him to his vertical base, he pushes JJ against the ropes and lands
several cops that echo throughout the arena, and whips him across the ring, no. Nickels reverses the Irish Whip and lands a back body drop on Kyle Roberts
in the center of the ring.

Nickels picks Roberts up off the mat and hits him with a couple of right hands. A knee to the gut doubles over Roberts, Nickels lands a powerful hip toss
and follows it up with an elbow to the sternum. Nickels intends to end this match as quickly as he can. Nickels stands across teh ring from Kyle and waits
for him to get to his feet. Roberts uses the ropes to gain his balance, Nickels charges, POLISH HAMMER! NO! Kyle Roberts pulls the top rope down and Nickels
spills over to the floor outside. Kyle stands up in the ring and with his index finger he taps his temple, signifying that he is smarter than you. Kyle
rolls out of the ring and rolls JJ back into the ring, and he follows. In the ring Roberts gets Nickels in a sleeper hold. He locks in the sleeper hold
and then he wraps his legs around Nickels to try and prevent him from moving and reaching the ropes.

ROB MARTINEZ: It seems Kyle Roberts wants to knock out JJ Nickels with submission moves. Folks, if you’re unconscious you can’t answer the ten count, which
surprisingly Dale McDonald has not had to even start in this match.

Roberts has the move locked in, in the middle of the ring. Nickels is shifting his body to try and get to the ropes, however he realizes this won’t get
him anywhere and breaks the hold with a rake of the eyes. The long arms of the six foot eleven inch JJ Nickels were able to reach Roberts’ face. Roberts
gets to his feet, Nickels is still on the mat, but he is sitting up. Roberts runs against the ropes, Polar-izer! Kyle Roberts’ version of a throwback puts
Nickels down again. Kyle goes back to the submission moves as he locks in a dragon sleeper. Nickels reaches back to try and rake the eyes again but Roberts
has not forgotten about that, he is leaning more backwards this time to prevent a rake to the eyes. Nickels struggles to try and get to the ropes, but
Kyle prevents him from doing so and drags him back to the middle of the ring. Roberts has the dragon sleeper locked in. Referee Dale McDonald checks on
JJ Nickels to see if he is unconscious. He lifts his arm once. It drops. McDonald holds it back up again. It drops. He lifts his arm a third time, lets
go. It dro– NO! JJ Nickels is not done yet! He reaches the ropes somehow on a second wind and Kyle breaks the hold.

ROB MARTINEZ: Kyle Roberts was sure he had knocked out JJ Nickels, but Nickels gets out of it with an incredibly well timed spurt of energy.

Nickels gets to his feet and plants Kyle with a powerful clothesline. JJ lifts Kyle off the mat, sends a fury of rights and left to his abdomen, then a
kick to the stomach that doubles over the former World Champion, powerbomb! A big powerbomb plants Kyle Roberts in the center of the ring. JJ goes to the
top rope, he is setting up for the World’s Biggest Moonsault! Nickels leaps off the top turnbuckle, KYLE GETS HIS KNEES UP! Kyle Roberts got his knees
up at the perfect time to prevent a possible loss if Nickels were to have landed that move cleanly. Both men are down in the ring and referee Dale McDonald
begins his ten count.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE! – Roberts is on one knee.

SIX! – Nickels hoists himself to his feet using the ropes. Both men are now on their feet

Kyle sends a boot to the abdomen of JJ Nickels and sets him up for a DDT. Nickels powers out though, he sends a couple of shots to Kyle’s ribs and then
lifts him up and tosses him face first onto the mat! Nickels brings Kyle Roberts to his vertical base, lifts him up and lands a running powerslam with
authority. Nickels stands across the ring from Stylin’ Kyle again, setting up for the Polish Hammer. Kyle gains his balance and turns around, POLISH HAMMER!
JJ Nickels lands the Polish Hammer!

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s it! That’s it, it’s over!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR! – JJ Nickels begins taunting the downed Kyle Roberts and get booed like crazy.

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN! – Kyle Roberts begins to stir.

EIGHT! – Roberts grabs the ropes.

NINE! – Roberts is on his feet!

Nickels looks incredibly surprised to see Kyle Roberts on his feet, he thought for sure he had won after the Polish Hammer. Nickels shoves Roberts into
the ropes and begins landing a fury of lefts and rights. Kyle blocks one of Nickels’ right hands and lands one of his own, they’re now exchanging rights
in the middle of the ring. Roberts blocks another right hand from JJ Nickels and now begins chopping away at his chest. A “WOO!” can be heard from the
crowd after each chop, and Nickels’ chest is beginning to turn very red. Boot to the gut, DDT! Kyle lands a DDT in the middle of the ring and heads to
the outside where he gets a steel chair, he slides the chair into the ring and gets in as well. Kyle begins taunting Nickels, who is beginning to get to
his feet. JJ is on one knee, BAM! A huge chair shot from Kyle Roberts, but Nickels doesn’t go down! BAM! A second huge chair shot from Kyle Roberts and
Nickels almost refuses to go down! Kyle tosses the chair to the side, bounces off the ropes and lands a drop kick that finally sends Nickels to the mat.
Kyle with a frustrated look on his face goes back to the outside of the ring where he gets his favorite thing; the ring bell. He slides into the ring with
the bell in hand. Nickels gets to his feet. Kyle comes charging, DING! Nickels is busted open and goes down after a sick shot to the head with the ring
bell. Kyle drops the bell, runs, LIONSAULT! Kyle Roberts has landed a Lionsault on JJ Nickels!

ROB MARTINEZ: I thought the match was over when JJ Nickels landed the Polish Hammer, but I really think that now Kyle Roberts has this match. Especially
after those sick chair shots and the shot with the bell.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE! – Nickels reaches for the ropes.

SIX! – Nickels is almost on one knee.

SEVEN! – Nickels hoists himself to one knee.

EIGHT! – Nickels is on his feet.

ROB MARTINEZ: Zero for two in predictions now.

Roberts looks shocked that JJ Nickels is on his feet after receiving two thunderous chair shots, a bell shot, and a Lionsault. Kyle whips Nickels into the
turnbuckle and follows it up with a leaping splash. He whips JJ back across the ring into the opposite turnbuckle and follows that up with a leaping splash
as well, no! Nickels catches the leaping Kyle Roberts and charges across the ring and slams him back first into the turnbuckle. Still holding the former
World Champion, Nickels drives Roberts into the mat with a powerful spine buster. Nickels is getting fired up. He heads to the outside and gets himself
a steel chair. Nickels slides back into the ring with the chair, however, he doesn’t let Roberts get to his feet on his own, he wants to end this match
now. JJ Nickels sends a boot to the gut of Kyle Roberts and sets him up for a powerbomb. Civil Disobedience! Kyle Roberts is down in the center of the
ring and JJ Nickels tells referee Dale McDonald to begin counting.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR! – Kyle Roberts begins crawling over to the turnbuckle.

FIVE! – Kyle grabs the turnbuckle.

SIX! – He is on his feet.

ROB MARTINEZ: Nickels looks frustrated now that every move he can think of using is not working. If it’s any consolation, Kyle Roberts was the only man
to ever kick out of the CK Finale.

Nickels picks up the chair he brought into the ring with him. Kyle grabs the chair that he tossed away before. Neither one of the two men notices that the
other has a chair. Roberts backs out of the corner slowly. Nickels comes charging. BAM! DOUBLE CHAIR SHOT! BOTH MEN GO DOWN IN A HEAP! Referee Dale McDonald
begins the ten count. While Dale McDonald counts the crowd begins a “Holy Shit” chant.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!

Referee Dale McDonald calls for the bell.

JENNY JERSEY: This match has ended in a DOUBLE KNOCK OUT! Since it is a draw, J.J. Nickels retains the Carolinas Championship!

ROB MARTINEZ: This was an incredibly intense match. Both men are physically exhausted, and now the EMT’s are running to the ring to help both of the men
out.

The EMT’s enter the ring and help both men to their feet and out of the ring. Kyle Roberts and J.J. Nickels are being helped to the back by the EMT’s, and
as they go to the back both men are cheered, despite one not being a fan favorite. As the make their way to the back the crowd begins another chant, this
time the crowd chants “REBEL”.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is set for one fall AND IS FOR THE REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

“Baila Casanova” starts to play. A moment later, out comes El Rey de Corizones, accompanied by Montaña Rose, to great cheers. El Rey is holding carrying
two dozen roses in his hands.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the former REBEL World tag team champions! Accompanied by Montaña Rose, he weighs in at two hundred and forty five pounds.
From Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico… EL REY DE CORIZONES!

“Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed!” El Rey waits for his partner to come out. Cuzin Zeke emerges,
instantly acknowledging the fans who are cheering for him. The crowd is really behind the two of them.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner… he weighs in at two hundred and fifty nine pounds. He is from Turkey Cross, Kentucky… CUZIN ZEKE!

El Rey walks down one side of the aisle, handing out roses to women he passes by. Zeke walks down the opposite side of the aisle, clapping hands as he walks.
Montaña Rose walks between them, to the delight of many men in the audience. One sign reads: “ZEKE AND REY, THE BEST EVER?” Another sign reads: “DON’T
LET THIS FEUD END!”

ROB MARTINEZ: The fans LOVE these TWO! It was almost a month ago when we saw them take the tag titles from Warren and Joey Malone, only to turn around and
lose them to the current champs, who are now on their way out. I can’t wait to see these four men in the ring!

“Connection” by Elastica plays. Stone Zellor and Lady Sparks emerge from the curtain and make their way to the ring. Major booing ensues. Zellor is arguing
with fans as he makes his way to ringside. One sign reads: “ZELLOR HAS STONES.” Another says: “WAS THERE A WHITE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD?”

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, the REBEL World tag team champions! Coming to the ring, accompanied by Lady Sparks, he weighs in at one-hundred and seventy-four
pounds, one-half of the Black Underground Railroad, STONE ZELLOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zellor looks to be in MUCH better shape than they he was at Defiance when him and Assman survived Manny and Davidson to earn their title shot.
Though I imagine he is probably still sore from NAPW’s Sole Survivor.

“You Can’t Touch This” by M.C. Hammer cues up. The fans are confused at first, but their confusion turns to cheers when they see it is Assman wearing obnoxiously
gold pants and an open black and pink vest.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, he weighs in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, the other half of the Black Underground Railroad, MIKE “ASSMAN” TREY!”

There is a solid Assman contingent but an equally strong group of people booing and hissing at Zellor. For the moment, the Assman contingent is winning
since he came out second. Assman does the Wiggle on his way to ringside and freestyle raps with a few fans on his way to the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: The fans have been eagerly awaiting this match! I don’t really have time to consider Assman’s music or outfit, but it’s definitely a head
scratcher! But, regardless, the fans LOVE it! And if this match is ANYTHING like the one we had at Defiance then there might not be any energy left in
this building for the remaining bouts!

This time it is Zeke and Zellor starting it off, what a clash of styles.. the brawler versus… whatever it is Stone is! A collar-and-elbow tie-up, Zeke
uses his size advantage to get a headlock on Zellor. Zeke is really working the headlock, cinching it right on Zellor’s skull! Zellor is trying to counter
with a back suplex but Zeke is not an easy man to pick up. It looks like he is unable.. ROB MARTINEZ: Zellor picks up Zeke and delivers a back suplex to
him! I am surprised he could pick up Zeke like that!

Zellor picks up Zeke, whips him off of the ropes, runs off of the diagonal rope, and meets Zeke with a running knee lift! Zeke staggers back. Zellor runs
off of the diagonal rope and goes for a clothesline but Zeke lifts his leg and Zellor runs right into a big boot! Zellor rises quickly but Zeke meets him
with a cobra clutch! Zellor is trying to get to a rope but Zeke is not letting him. They near the turnbuckle, Zellor leaps up, lands his feet on the turnbuckle
and pushes off, forcing himself onto Zeke who lands on his back!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a counter by Zellor! Looks like we’re seeing what we saw at the beginning of their Defiance match with gentleman’s rules regarding tags.
Wonder how long this will last…

El Rey and Assman are now in the ring. They lock-up, El Rey backs Assman into the ropes, Assman pushes El Rey off. El Rey runs towards the other side of
the ring, Assman drops to the ground to avoid a move from El Rey. El Rey jumps over Assman and jumps up onto the ropes… Asai moonsault! But Assman is
back to his feet and catches El Rey. Looks like he is going to try some sort of piledriver, but El Rey reverses and hip tosses Assman across the ring!
Assman back to his feet, runs at El Rey but El Rey leapfrogs over him. Assman bounces off of the opposite ropes and El Rey tries to hit him with a heart
kick but Assman catches his legs, trips out the remaining leg, and tries applying a figure-four but El Rey kicks him away. Both men back to their feet.
ROB MARTINEZ: Great back-and-forth we are seeing from these two teams so far!

Stone Zellor has climbed up the turnbuckle unbeknownst to El Rey. He jumps off of it and delivers a top-rope bulldog to the unsuspecting Rey! He covers
him!

One!

Tw– a kickout!

Zeke runs over, grabs Zellor and throws him out of the ring! Assman now in the ring, hits Zeke with a right, a European uppercut, another, sends the big
man off of the ropes.. but Zeke reverses. He jumps and lands a cross body block on Assman! One Tw–a kickout! Zeke picks him up for a piledriver but Assman
tries to a counter with a back body drop. He can’t get him up so instead shoots forward with a double leg take down. He rolls through!

One!

Two!

Zeke kicks out!

Assman stands.. and El Rey meets him with a heart kick!

ROB MARTINEZ: El Rey was SAVING that! He OWED that to TREY! Assman down to the MAT! El Rey is going to follow up with an Asai… but NO! Zellor jumps up
and grabs the rope from the outside! El Rey lands LEGS SPREAD on the ROPES! If we could SEE his FACE, we would SEE his PAIN!

Zellor clotheslines El Rey back into the ring. Zeke runs toward Zellor and throws a right hand but Zellor blocks it, hits a shoulder into Zeke’s abdomen.
Zellor jumps over the ropes and hits Zeke with a sunset flip! But he can’t complete it! He can’t get the big man over! Assman runs over, grabs Zeke and
hits him with a reverse DDT! The champions pick up Zeke and go for a double suplex.. but no! Zeke with a big reversal into two DDTs! El Rey, who was still
recovering from his groin shot and clothesline, bounces off of the ropes.. hits a running leg drop on Zellor.

One!

Two!

Kickout!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke is now climbing to the top-rope! Could it be time for his finisher, the famous Mudpuddle?!? No! Assman is up! He climbs up the turnbuckle
to meet Zeke! Look at the blows they are exchanging! Big right hands! Zeke has the advantage here due to his size but Assman is giving him his all! The
fans are eating this up! Assman is going to go for a superplex! A move like that to a guy as big as Zeke could be DEVASTATING!

Zeke blocks the superplex with his foot. Zeke pushes Assman off of the turnbuckle only to be met by El Rey who catches him with a neckbreaker!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh…MY…GOD! The teamwork necessary to pull off a move like that! The perfect timing that is required! El Rey goes for the cover!

One!

Two!

Zellor breaks it up with an elbow drop!

Zellor punching El Rey with all he has! He delivers his discus clothesline, knocking the luchadore to the mat! He doesn’t notice that Zeke jumps off of
the turnbuckle, going for his Mudpuddle splash on the still-fallen Assman. But Assman gets his knees up! Assman slow to make a cover.

One!

Two!

He kicks out!

ROB MARTINEZ: I wonder if Assman was playing possum right there? If so, that was PURE GENIUS!

Assman pulls Zeke up and whips him into the corner. Zellor does the same to El Rey to the opposite corner. The Black Underground Railroad try to whip their
opponents at each other but El Rey leapfrogs Zeke who ducks! El Rey with a splash to Assman! Zeke with a splash to Zellor! Now Zeke and El Rey are going
to turn the tables on their opponents and try to whip them together! Assman and Zellor bounce off of each other in the middle of the ring.. El Rey puts
his Arm Trap Standing Leglock on Assman. Zeke with a mule kick to Zellor! Assman is trying to work his way to the ropes but El Rey is doing everything
he can to hold him in place.

ROB MARTINEZ: What great tag team action we are seeing here! Both of these teams are at the TOP of their GAME and at the TOP of this DIVISION!

Zeke goes for a piledriver on Zellor, but Zellor lunges forward, forcing both men out of the ring! Assman finally gets to the rope. El Rey releases the
hold, but drags him back to the middle and applies a new arm-bar! He is really working on the arm. Meanwhile, on the ouside, Zellor and Zeke are exchanging
right hands! Zeke with a knee to Zellor’s gut. He whips Zellor into the guard rail. He runs at him, but Zellor ducks his head and back drops the big man
over the guard rail! Zellor is going back towards the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle. The fans are being forced to back up to give Zeke room to move.

ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT is Zellor going to do?!? There isn’t a man in the WORLD who could say that STONE ZELLOR lacks BALLS OF STEEL! There has got to be NINE
FEET between where ZELLOR is and where ZEKE is slowly trying to stand up!

Stone Zellor leaps off of the turnbuckle at the rising Zeke. Zeke grabs him in mid-air and power slams him on top of the abandoned seats near ringside!
Back in the ring, Assman is still trying to resist the armbar. He finally rolls through it and counters with one of his own to El Rey. El Rey with a headscissors
takedown to Assman. El Rey locks on a dragon sleeper! But not for long as Assman pushes off with his feet and lands behind the luchadore. He puts El Rey
into a sleeperhold for a few seconds… then German suplex into a bridge!

One!

Two

No! No! El Rey kicks out!

ROB MARTINEZ: The fans are loving watching these two fan favorites go at it! They love them both! Listen to this crowd!

Zeke is heading back toward the ring to help El Rey. But Zellor is following him. As Zeke goes to climb into the ring, Zellor pulls his feet and Zeke’s
head hits the edge of the ring! He falls to the ground, his forehead bleeding. Zellor still looks shook up from the powerslam but is unable to take a steel
chair and place it on the ground. He picks Zeke up. Tombstone piledriver on the chair! Meanwhile, in the ring, Assman has an abdominal stretch locked on
El Rey. El Rey breaks an arm free, punch to the gut, another. He puts Assman in a headlock. Assman pushes El Rey off of the ropes. El Rey bounches off
of the opposite ropes, but meets Assman with a spinning leg lariat! Now El Rey is running off of the other ropes… plancha onto Zellor out of the ring!
Assman goes outside. He goes after Zeke, working on his back. He tries to whip Zeke into the guardrail, but Zeke reverses. Assman is thrown over another
guardrail into the crowd. The fans are once again forced to back up. El Rey throws Zellor into the ring. He uses the ropes to lift himself up and over
them and hits Zellor with a senton. Cover!

One!

Two!

Kickout!

El Rey climbs up the turnbuckle but Zellor is rising. El Rey goes for a cross body block, but he is caught by Zellor who goes for a fallaway slam, but El
Rey counters with a tornado DDT!

ROB MARTINEZ: This might be it! El Rey uses a version of the DDT as his finisher!

One!

Two!

Another kickout!

Zeke and Assman are exchanging blows, surrounded by fans. Assman takes the advantage and hits Zeke with a russian legsweep on the cement floor! He tries
to whip Zeke back over the guard rail, but Zeke reverses again and Assman flips over them! Back in the ring, El Rey with a Horquilla del Corazon on Zellor!
One!

Two!

A third kickout by Zellor!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zeke throws Assman into the ring but Assman is on his feet. Zeke goes up top.. flying clothesline to Assman! And he is back down as quick
as he was back up! Cover!

One!

Two!

Kickout by Assman!

El Rey picks up Zellor. Zellor with his infamous low blow! An eye gouge! A pimp slap! Zeke runs over and tries to body slam Zellor but Zellor reverses into
a roll-up!

One!

Tw–kickout by Zeke!

Zellor is on top of Zeke, throwing lefts and rights at his head. El Rey goes for a kick to Zellor but Assman meets him halfway with a single-leg takedown!
Assman cinches his legs around El Rey’s throat in a submission maneuver. Zellor gets up. He goes over to El Rey and stomps on his head repeatedly. Assman
doesn’t approve and lets go of the hold. Assman picks up El Rey. Snapmare driver!

One!

Two!

Kickout by El Rey!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zellor is climbing the turnbuckle, waiting for Zeke to stand. Zeke, still stunned by that series of fists, sees the missile dropkick but sees
it too late! Assman goes for the cover.

One!

Two!

Zeke kicks out!

Zellor climbs up the turnbuckle again, this time looking for El Rey who is standing, recovering from the driver. Assman kneels behind El Rey. Zellor with
his missile dropkick but El Rey moves out o the way and Assman accidentally gets dropkicked! El Rey leans against the ropes, still recovering. Zeke is
up, bounces off of the ropes, double arm clotheslines Zellor and Assman but they each dodge the clotheslines and each kick out one of the big man’s knees!
Simultaneous elbow drops! Assman picks up Zeke. Neckbreaker and a cover!

One!

Two!

Zeke kicks out!

ROB MARTINEZ: Zellor using the ropes to choke El Rey now. He backs up, bounces off of the opposite ropes, jumps at El Rey but El Rey MOVES! Zellor’s LEGS
are SPLIT on the ROPES! What SWEET revenge for EARLIER!

El Rey goes outside the ropes, lines Zellor up so he is sitting on the highest rope.. springboard flying bulldog!

ROB MARTINEZ: Don’t think I’ve seen him pull out that move before! A cover!

One!

Two!

Assman breaks it up with an axhandle!

Zellor, smartly, knowing he is vulnerable, crawls to the outside. Assman and El Rey are exchanging blows in the middle of the ring. Assman goes for another
snapmare driver but Zeke bounces off of the ropes and delivers a huge clothesline to him! El Rey hits Trey with a standing moonsault. Now an Asai moonsault!
What a combination! Zeke is climbing to the top.

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like NEW CHAMPIONS here! Incoming MUDPUDDLE!

Zellor climbs up the turnbuckle behind Zeke, a chair in hand. Low blow! He throws the chair down. Zeke, bent over, turns around. Zellor sunset flips over
him… into a sitting top-rope powerbomb on the chair!

One!

Two!

Thre–NO! NO! El Rey with a DROPKICK to Zellor’s FACE in the NICK of TIME! Black Underground Railground was a NANOSECOND away from RETAINING!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was as CLOSE as it GETS! If we had instant replay in wrestling, that MIGHT be REVERSED! This MATCH has been INCREDIBLE and it IS NOT
OVER YET! My prediction earlier was right. The fans are using up ALL of their ENERGY? Will they be able to summon MORE for the GRUDGE MATCH and the WORLD
TITLE MATCH?!?

El Rey with a quick snap suplex on Zellor. He drags him on top of his laid-out partner, Assman. El Rey goes to the top-rope. Shooting star press onto both
of the champions… but Zellor gets his knees up! Zellor with a majistral cradle of his own!

One!

Two!

Thre–NO! NO! KICKOUT by EL REY!

Assman slowly rising up. So is El Rey. El Rey charges forward… Assman greets him with a HUGE spinebuster! But it looks like it took ALL of his strength.
ROB MARTINEZ: ZEKE is STILL DOWN from that VICIOUS power bomb! I think Zellor realizes that if he gets over there, he can PIN HIM! He covers him and puts
a leg on the rope for extra weight!

One!

Two!

Thre–NO! NO! KICKOUT by ZEKE!

Assman picks up El Rey, putting him in place for the Assassination. But over El Rey’s shoulder he sees what looks like Dr. Tittylover poking his head out
of the curtain! Meanwhile, Zellor with a horrific chairshot on Zeke. The chair breaks but is stuck around Zeke’s head. El Rey takes advantage of a distracted
Assman and hits him with a Northern Lights Suplex! Simultaneously, Zellor DDTs Zeke, the broken chair wrapped around his head, from the turnbuckle, and
covers.

One!

Two!

Three!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wait! What just happened? Dale MacDonald counted three for BOTH! What is GOING ON?!? He is calling for the bell rung, but who WON? Did the
Railroad RETAIN or did EL REY and ZEKE become the NEW champs?!?

JENNY JERSEY: Your winners, and NEW REBEL World Tag Team Champions, EL REY DE CORIZONES and CUZIN ZEKE!

ROB MARTINEZ: El Rey must have pinned Assman BEFORE Zellor pinned Zeke! That was a DOUBLE PIN but El Rey beat Zellor by a SPLIT second! That was the closest
match I have EVER seen! What a BOUT! What a BOUT! El Rey and Zeke are the new champions, but we STILL don’t know who the BEST is! There are questions left
to be answered about these two teams! I how long does cialis 20 mg last HOPE this isn’t the END of this FEUD! Judging by the fans’ reactions, I don’t think they want it to be the end
either!

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ROB MARTINEZ: Well, it’s main event time ladies and gentlemen..

FOUR CELLOS

PATH

A loud cheer from the fans, though there is some confusion as well…

ROB MARTINEZ: What is he doing here?

Ravager makes his way through the curtains and makes his way to the ring. Ravager takes the mic and addresses the crowd.

RAVAGER: It’s been a while since I’ve been in a REBEL ring. Sure, I may not have been happy with the way I was kicked out, but I was proud to be here opening
night. I was proud to fight for you all during King of Hardcore. And I’m proud to be here tonight as guest commentator for your first main event!

ROB MARTINEZ: Phoenix is preparing in the back. He won’t be happy to find this out.

RAVAGER: So I hope you’re all as interested in watching this match as I am…

Loud cheers turn to boos as “Dreamweaver” interrupts Ravager, and “The Sandman” Bill Price makes his way to the ring. He grabs the mic from a somewhat amused
looking Ravager.

BILL PRICE: Excuse me “Bob”, but I believe this is REBEL Pro wrestling. What did you ever do here again? Aside from show up on the first night, and lose
a match on the second before your ass got fired? You come out here and waste our time. You don’t deserve to be in a REBEL ring Mister “Pure Honor” Champion.
These people came to see Hardcore wrestling, and you? You can’t even win a battle royal.

A “King of Hardcore” chant starts up.

You better leave right now, while you’re just forcibly retired. Otherwise, I may have to put you out permanently.

SLAP

An “ooo” from the crowd as Price slaps Ravager across the face. Ravager looks surprised. He even chuckles a bit. Holds up his hands in a “I’ll back off”
motion.

Then he unloads with rights as the crowd goes nuts. Price swings at Ravager, who ducks, slips behind and nails the LAST RESORT! Price is nearly folded up
like a lawn chair! And now Ravager locks on the Kata-Hajime.

To the boos of the crowd.

Ravager looks confused, Then remembers where he is. He lets go of Price, then reaches into his jacket, and pulls something out.

A staple gun.

And now the fans cheer. Price has rolled out of the ring. Ravager pursues, stopping to grab a program that a fan hands him.

KA CHUNK

Price now has a program on his back.

KA CHUNK

And a ticket stub

KA CHUNK

And a bus pass (crap,someone’s walking home)

KA CHUNK

A dollar bill

KA CHUNK

A Blockbuster Video membership card

Price wisely runs to the back, leaving Ravager alone to soak up the cheers of the crowd. he goes back to the ring, and raises the staple gun above his head
for the fans, before he takes his seat next to Rob Martinez….

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Ravager makes his way to the announcers table, as a shocked Rob Martinez looks on.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, I think it’s pretty obvious why you’re here tonight.

RAVAGER: I’m here for the first anniversary of REBEL. Nothing more. I got an invite to be here, and I accepted. Garrett thought it would be neat to have
me on commentary. I didn’t know it would be this match until now.

ROB MARTINEZ: But Jake Phoenix…

RAVAGER: … is the REBEL World Champion. Good for him. If he went on to do nothing after ending my NAPW career, I might be inclined to do something tonight.
ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN’ READY
FOR THE NEW SH*T
STAND UP AND ADMIT!

JENNY JERSEY: This match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the REBEL Pro World Title! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, is the challenger,
and the holder of the Number One Contender’s trophy. Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, he is “The Iceman” Adam Davis!

Massive boos for the challenger, who enters the ring and hands over the Number One Contenders trophy to referee Jimmy Johnson. Davis notices Ravager at
the table, and goes over to let him know that he doesn’t need any help tonight.

RAVAGER: That’s a relief. He wasn’t going to get any anyways…

SURPRISE! YOU’RE DEAD!!

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Weighing two hundred and eighty nine pounds! He is from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and is the REBEL WORLD CHAMPION: “THE
MURDER CITY DEVIL” JAKE PHOENIX!!

A surprising mixture of cheers and boos for Phoenix. A brief pause from Phoenix, who looks, dare I say it surprised, but he quickly returns his focus on
the task at hand. Phoenix marches around the ring, holding the title up high for all to see, especially Ravager. Phoenix gets into the ring, hands the
belt to Johnson, who holds it up for all to see.

ROB MARTINEZ: This can’t be easy for you to watch.

RAVAGER: Phoenix should have been a World champion months ago. I still maintain he was robbed of the title by Donovan Astros. I don’t begrudge him his success.
Maybe if he hadn’t decided to mess with me he would have been champ sooner.

Phoenix shoots a glare at Ravager.

RAVAGER: He’d better focus now, or it’s going to be a short reign.

Johnson calls for the bell, and we’re off! Davis and Phoenix lock up, and Phoenix shoves Davis back, hurling him into the ropes. Davis looks surprised at
the strength of Phoenix, and the fans give a cheer for the champ. Davis goes to lock up again, this time being a bit more cautious. Phoenix goes to shove
Davis off once more, but “The Iceman” instead arm drags the champion to the ground. Davis tries to lock on an arm bar, but Phoenix powers out of it, and
lands a stiff forearm to Davis’ jaw, which knocks the challenger to the floor. Davis is quick to his feet, but Phoenix is quick to pursue. Phoenix throws
some hard punches to Davis’ face, and Davis tries to return fire.

RAVAGER: Here’s a huge mistake. You don’t trade punches with Phoenix. If Davis is as good as he says, he should be trying to outwrestle him…

ROB MARTINEZ: Easy for you to say..

RAVAGER: It is. I’ve been in the ring with Phoenix. And I know what it’s like to be pounded on.

Davis is not having success trading punches. He tries to kick out the leg of Phoenix, but Phoenix catches Davis’ foot… Davis with an enziguri! Phoenix
is stunned, and Davis capitalizes, locking on a Side Russian leg sweep and driving the champ into the guard rail! Phoenix holds his back as Davis lays
in with some boots. Phoenix tries to get to his feet, and Davis goes to the ring apron, leaping off and nailing Phoenix with a double axe handle! Davis
rolls Phoenix into the ring (with a bit of difficulty) and follows up with a cover! One.. two.. Phoenix kicks out with authority! Davis drives his shin
into the side of Phoenix’s head, then locks up a suplex.. Phoenix blocks it, and hauls Davis up for a body slam! Phoenix tries to clear out the cobwebs,
and then grabs Davis and whips him into the corner. Phoenix follows him in with a huge elbow, then lays in with repeated punches! Davis is reeling, and
Phoenix nails Davis with a short arm clothesline! Davis goes down and Phoenix covers! One.. two.. kick out by Davis!

ROB MARTINEZ: Davis showing some heart there! He’s not going to blow this opportunity.

Phoenix tries to drag Davis up, but Davis lays some elbows into the champ’s gut, then scores a drop toe hold, dropping Phoenix face first into the turnbuckle!
Davis drives his knee into the back of Phoenix’s head, then pulls the champ back and covers him for a pin! One.. two… kick out by Phoenix! Davis lets
Phoenix get to his knees, then slaps on a DDT! Another cover! One.. two.. Another kick out by the champ!

RAVAGER: Davis is doing the right thing here, don’t let Phoenix to his feet. As long as he doesn’t get frustrated, we should have a new champion here.

Davis tries for another DDT, but Phoenix grabs the ropes, and Davis crashes face first into the map. Phoenix drops an elbow, but Davis rolls to the outside.
He grabs Phoenix’s head and pulls it under the bottom rope, then drives his elbow into the exposed throat of the champion. Phoenix tries to regain his
breath, and Davis slides back into the ring and chop blocks the champ. Phoenix is down to his knees, and Davis hits the ropes and comes off with a big
boot… Phoenix moves and grabs Davis by the throat… CHOKE SLAM!! Davis is driven into the mat, and Phoenix covers him, hooking the leg! One.. two…
Davis gets a shoulder up! Boos from the fans, who wanted Davis to stay down there. Phoenix looks annoyed, and grabs Davis by the hair and hauls him…
Davis with a small package! One.. two.. Phoenix kicks out, and is to his feet quickly! But so is Davis, who nails a superkick! Phoenix is staggered, Davis
takes a step back and nails ANOTHER superkick, which takes the champ down! A cover!

ONE!!

TWO!!

Phoenix kicks out!

Davis pounds the mat in frustration.

RAVAGER: You see, that’s going to be a problem. He’s angry. He’s going to want to do something “bigger” to take Phoenix down. And that’s when Jake’ll strike…
ROB MARTINEZ: Or Davis will hit something bigger.

RAVAGER: Spoken like a man who’s never been in the ring.

Davis hooks Phoenix’s arm and manages a suplex. He doesn’t stall or do anything fancy, just drive the champ to the mat. Davis follows up by going to the
second rope and diving off with an elbow that lands right in the champ’s sternum. Davis with a cover! One.. two.. Phoenix kicks out! Davis locks on a body
scissors, trying to squeeze the life out of the champion. Phoenix tries to get his arm between the legs of Davis in order to break the hold, but Davis
just squeezes harder. Phoenix instead rolls over, and traps Davis so that his shoulders on the mat for a cover! Half the fans pop huge as the ref counts!
(and half boo, not so willing to forget the past) One.. two.. Davis lets go of the hold and escapes the pin!

RAVAGER: Smart move from Phoenix. The man doesn’t get the credit he deserves.

ROB MARTINEZ: You’re being awfully charitable..

RAVAGER: I don’t like the man. Doesn’t diminish his ring skills.

ROB MARTINEZ: But if you had the chance…

RAVAGER: There would be more blood. None of it mine.

Davis drives his palm into the throat of the champion, then scores a double leg takedown! Davis goes for Grave Pain! He’s locked it in! Phoenix tries to
push davis off with his free leg, but can’t get the push he needs on it. He is close to the ropes, so he grabs the bottom one. Davis sits back, taking
full advantage of the five count before letting go. Davis goes for a Boston crab…

and gets a boot to the jaw! Davis goes down, and Phoenix pounces, going for a cover! One.. two.. Davis kicks out! Phoenix back in control, driving repeated
forearms into the face of Davis! Phoenix rears back for the killing blow! Davis ducks, hits the ropes, Phoenix goes for a clothesling, Davis ducks, hits
the opposite ropes and comes back with…

PHOENIX WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! DAVIS CRASHES TO THE MAT AND PHOENIX COVERS!

ONE!!

TWO!!

THR- DAVIS WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!

RAVAGER: It’s amazing what the prospect of a World title will drive a man to do…

Phoenix thought he had him there. He lets Johnson know that he had him. … He doesn’t care if the count was two, he had him… Phoenix shakes his head
and turns back to his opponent. He grabs the arm of his limp opponent and drags him to the turnbuckles. Phoenix goes to the second rope, and comes off
with a huge stomp… Davis moves just in time, or else his head would have been flattened! Phoenix latches onto Davis again, dragging him to his feet,
and whipping him into the corner turnbuckles! Phoenix follows in with a clothesline, Davis ducks, Phoenix gets a sternum full of turnbuckle, then hit with
a school boy! One.. two.. Phoenix kicks out! He is quick to his feet, toe kick from Davis, he locks on a double arm DDT! He rolls Phoenix over and hooks
the leg! One.. two.. Phoenix kicks out! Davis lays in with kicks to the fallen champ, earning more boos from the fans. He grabs Phoenix by the hair and
hauls him up, Phoenix with an elbow to the gut of the challenger, and hauls him up for a sidewalk slam! It’s Phoenix’s turn to hook the leg! One… two…
Davis kicks out! Phoenix briefly jaws with the referee, before he turns back to The Iceman. Davis with a huge European uppercut! Phoenix staggers, and
Davis seizes the moment….

ROB MARTINEZ: COLD SHOULDER!!!

Davis struggles to hoist the champ up, but manages to get him onto his shoulders! Phoenix with an elbow to the side of the head. And another. And another.
And another. Davis starts to teeter. Phoenix hits one more elbow, and Davis loosens his grip enough for Phoenix to get his feet back on the mat. Davis
turns around and gets a STIFF punch to the face.. Phoenix scoops Davis up…

TOMBSTONE!!!

Phoenix covers and hooks the leg! Johnson is there for the count!

ONE!!

TWO!!

THREE!!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, and STILL REBEL WORLD CHAMPION! JAKE PHOENIX!!

RAVAGER: Davis gave everything he had, but Phoenix wanted it more.

ROB MARTINEZ: Maybe he wanted to prove something to you..

Phoenix has been handed his title, and he holds it up, making sure Ravager sees it. Ravager applauds. Not with a lot of enthusiasm. But not entirely sarcastic.
RAVAGER: It’s been a privilege. Thanks for having me here.

Ravager gets up and walks away from ringside. Phoenix yells out to Ravager:

PHOENIX: Hey Bob, you never did impress me!

Ravager stops, looks back at the ring, and then turns and walks away. The camera at ringside catches a smirk and these words:

RAVAGER: I’ll have to see what I can do about that.

Phoenix watches Ravager leave, then turns his attention to the fans, half of whom are cheering, half are booing. But all of them are getting a good view
of their World Champion.

The Murder City Devil is the man in REBEL Pro…

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is the second MAIN EVENT. This is the REBEL GRUDGE MATCH OF THE YEAR!

ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd is buzzing. They paid to see the final match of Rex Caliber’s career. Well, at least the last one for now. He has been brought out
of retirement by a six foot seven enraged Murcielago. The heat, the intensity of the words these men have spewed.. it’s damn near scary. You remember the
days of seeing two wrestlers hate one another… turn the dial up ten notches and you get Rex versus Murc. This is it, five hundred fans, with standing
room only… going damn nuts. These men and women want a blood bath. And by God, I gotta say I think they might get one.

It’s the number one crew in the area.

Big L be lightin’ niggas like incense
Gettin’ men lynched to win tits
I’m killin’ infants for ten cents
Cause I’m a street genius with a unique penis
Got fly chicks on my dick that don’t even speak English
I’m makin’ ducks shed much tears
I buck queers
I don’t have it all upstairs but who the fuck cares?

And out walks the man who started all this late last year. He brought about accusations of abandonment. His crew left him, as he says… to die. Murcielago
feels the hate in the air. The boos reign down. He has never, not once been faced with a crowd as hostile as this one. This is Rex’s crowd. But does Murcielago
give a damn? Nope. He enters the ring, and just gets in a corner. It gets left all in this ring tonight.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first. He is a former REBEL Carolinas Champion. He weighed in tonight at two hundred ninety four pounds. He is fighting out of
Manhattan, New York. He is MURCIELAGO!

BOOO! BOO! BOO! Fuck Murcielago.. fuck him! That’s what you hear. But the mood will change. Rex’s music hits with this:

MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN… SICKER THAN SICK!

Rex Caliber emerges from the dressing room, and looks to be in phenomenal shape. The pop he receives? MONSTROUS! The roof might not have blown off, but
it did expand a few feet. Rob Martinez doesn’t even attempt to talk over the crowd. REX! REX! REX! Signs include: “REBEL’S HERO RETURNS”, and “REX MOTHER
FUCKIN’ CALIBER IS IN DA HOUSE!” The crowd is greeted with slaps to the hands, and or hugs to the lovely young ladies. His expression…. cold. Alarmingly
cold. This isn’t the commentator. This is the Nexus One. The Criminal. He enters the ring and Dale McDonald has to get between the two focused men.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent. He is a former Two time NAPW World, REBEL World, NAPW Tag Team and 2006 Canada Cup winner. He was voted Sexiest Bald Wrestler
for the past three years in Tiger Beat Magazine. He weighs in at two hundred forty five pounds. He is fighting out Parts Unknown, North Carolina. He is
the ONE MAN CRIME SPREE… THE TWO HUNDRED FORTY FIVE POUND SHITHAMMER OF DESTRUCTION, THE REXCELLENCE OF REXECUTION… THE NEXUS ONE REX CALIBER!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wonder if he slipped Jenny a few bucks to read all those?

Dale McDonald tries to separate the two men. He calls for the bell, and nearly a half year of trash talk comes down to this. Face to face and Murc starts
out with a right hand that’s blocked and countered with a right hand from Sexy Rexy. Rex has the bigger man reeling, Murcielago backed into a corner. He
starts exchanging with Rex now and lands one flush on Rex’s jaw. Rex goes down like Chuck Liddell fighting Rampage Jackson last year. Rex tries to get
up but Murcielago starts wailing on the back of Rex. Shot after shot. Murc picks the former World Champ up and SLAMS HIM. No cover, what’s the point this
early. Murcielago turns Rex over, and slaps the back of Rex’s head several times. The crowd lets him have it, and aren’t very happy with that type of treatment
Rex is getting. Rex is picked up from behind… Rex swings his leg back, nailing Murc in the balls! STUNNER ON MURCIELAGO! Rex gets up as fast as he can.
He turns Murcielago over and mounts him. CROSSFACE FOREARMS LAND… ONE AFTER ANOTHER. The crowd goes crazy.

ROB MARTINEZ: Those cross face blows had to hurt. Murcielago got hit with a dirty tactic, but it is REBEL so, all is fair.

Rex gets up and quickly heads outside the ring. Murcielago rolls to the outside, following slowly behind Rex. Rex picks up a chair, but as he turns around,
he gets booted in the stomach. Rex is picked up for a POWERBOMB! Rex grabs the nearby ring post and hangs on for dear life. Rex hangs on with one hands,
using the other to nail Murcielago in his head. Murcielago eases his grip and Rex gets on the turnbuckle. He kicks Murc in the side of the head. Murc staggers
around, turning towards Rex. TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE ON MURCIELAGO! Rex rolls toward the railing as the crowd EXPLODES! Rex is up and pumped up. He grabs
a table from underneath the ring and slides it in the ring. He also grabs a steel chair. It gets thrown in the ring as well.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex is littering the ring with Weapons of Murc Destruction.

Rex grabs up Murcielago and is quickly punched in the stomach. Rex doubles over, and attempts a knee lift, to retaliate. Murcielago counters and has Rex
in a high cradle position… HIGH CRADLE SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Damn, Murcielago stole a move out of Rex’s play book there.

Rex isn’t moving at all. Murcielago gets up, holding his back as he hit the cement floor as well. Murcielago sees Rex turn over and takes the time to lay
the boots to him. Murcielago sets up Rex on the floor… SHARPSHOOTER! Rex’s back just landed hard and NOW has to survive this. No rope breaks in REBEL,
and besides that, THEY’RE OUTSIDE THE RING! Rex yells in pain. The crowd is chanting REX! REX! REX! and Rex can’t get out. Murcielago is near Rob and starts
yelling at him as well. MURCIELAGO: Look at your bitch ass partner. HE AIN’T SHIT!

ROB MARTINEZ: You haven’t won nothing yet.

Murcielago gets up on that note, and gets into the face of Rob Martinez. Dale McDonald is yelling at Murcielago not to strike him. The two men exchange
more words, as Rob’s headset comes off.

ROB MARTINEZ: Yeah big man, pick on a man half your damn size. Why don’t you fight the man you are SUPPOSED TOO!

Murcielago flips Rob off, as the crowd cheers that for pure shock maybe. Rob is told by Murcielago, “Look at this.. this could be you.”

Murc turns around and Rex SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF MURC’S MOUTH! Murc reels back but charges forward with a clothesline.. but it gets ducked. Murc turns around
and Rex charges with his own clothesline… THEY TOPPLE OVER THE RAILING! Hard to tell who got hurt worse as the front row is moved back by security. Dale
just stands in the ring, watching the match unfold. Rex is up first, favoring his back still. He gets a chair from the crowd. WHAAAM! ACROSS THE BACK OF
MURC! WHAAAM! AGAIN!

ROB MARTINEZ: I want to stay unbiased.. but damn I hate someone getting in my face. I’d like to think one of those chair shots was for me.

Murc struggles to his feet. Rex lands an uppercut. Rex picks up his chair and BIG BOOT FROM MURC! Rex is down. Murc gets a chair of his own. Rex gets up
and WHAAAM! Rex is BUSTED WIDE OPEN. Murc sees the blood and changes. He gets on top of the downed Rex. LEFT… RIGHT…LEFT… RIGHT… NOW SOME SLAPS!
Rex is bleeding like a stuck pig, and Murc is rubbing the blood all over the fans. “THIS IS YOUR HERO?” spews from the mouth of Murc.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex looks in bad shape. Murcielago throws Rex over the railing and then climbs over it as well.

He gets Rex up and lays in a few boxer style punches. Rex covers up. Murcielago backs up and looks to be going to nail Rex again… He charges and DROP
TOE HOLD… MURC’S HEAD INTO THE RING STEPS. Rex is losing blood fast. Murc is down, and Rex goes over to the announcers table. He grabs a first aid kit
and a towel. He wipes the blood off, and applies some Vaseline to the cut. Murc is rising… Rex staggers and rolls into the ring, on the opposite side
of the ring. Murc isn’t bleeding but looks super pissed. Murcielago gets into the ring, and Rex is on the opposite side. Table and a chair in the ring.
Both laying flat down, and on the side of the ring. Rex and Murc are getting an ovation. Murc looks at the crowd as they have lost their fucking minds.
Rex and Murcielago both motion for the other one to “bring it”. Rex and Murcielago charge at the same time and begin to land punches everywhere. Murcielago
pushes Rex down, and Rex’s adrenaline kicks in as he gets up quickly, and STO! STO ON MURC. Rex covers.

ONE!

NOT EVEN A TWO COUNT.

ROB MARTINEZ: Damn! I thought that might end it, and we don’t even get a second slap on the mat.

Rex looks perturbed for sure. Murcielago is getting up slowly, and Rex aims a punch at his head. BLOCKED! Murcielago boots Rex in the gut and DDT! Murc
covers instinctual.

ONE!

TW- NOT QUITE OVER YET!

Murc doesn’t care. He begins to lay in elbows to the midsection of Rex. Rex gouges the eyes of Murc trying to get him to stop. Murc holds his eyes and rolls
off for a second. That second is enough for Rex. Rex clubs Murc in the head, then in the middle of the ring.. hooks in THE RINGS OF REX!

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex won his first World title in NAPW with this move. Can he win his last match ever with it?

Murc is struggling with it. Rex has both arms locked in the move that Perry Saturn made famous. Rex and Murc are moving toward the ropes. Murc is yelling
in pain, but doesn’t stop trying to inch toward the ropes. Murc is trying to go from the side to get his legs close to the ropes. After another surge,
Murc has the foot on the ropes. The match will not end with a submission. But when will Rex let go of the move?

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex isn’t letting go. He seems content with punishing the rising REBEL star.

Rex FINALLY lets Murcielago go. Rex gets up and smiles at the crowd. The crowd is cheering heavy for Rex. Rex brings the big man from Manhattan to the middle
of the ring. Cover.

ONE!

TWO!

NO CIGAR!

Rex buries his now not so bloody face into his hands. Murcielago is still alive and even a few cheers let out as the kick out occurred. Rex then gets on
Murc, slapping him several times. Rex gets up and drops a leg on Murc’s head. Rex leaves Murc for the moment and goes over to set up the table. Murcielago
slowly gets up, and eyeballs Rex. Rex turns around receives a huge SPINE BUSTER! Rex isn’t pinned however. Murc gets the chair and Rex tries his best to
get up. Rex finally does, then Murc swings and misses. Rex kicks Murc in the stomach, and… PLANETARY COLLISION!

ROB MARTINEZ: He hit it! He HIT IT!

ONE!

TWO!

MURCIELAGO GRABS THE NEARBY ROPES. Rex thinks it’s over.

Then Dale McDonald informs Rex of the rope break. Rex is enraged. The crowd is actually going crazy. They’ve never seen anyone get out of the Planetary
Collision. NO ONE! Rex grabs the chair. He is setting up Murcielago… and WHAAM! As Murc rose up he got nailed… BUT HE DOESN’T GO DOWN. The crowd is
cheering for Murcielago. Rex doesn’t know what to do. He Irish Whips the big man. Rex charges in with the chair… STINGER SPLASH USING A CHAIR! Murcielago
is slumping in the corner. Rex grabs the table. It’s near their corner now. He gets Murcielago up on the turnbuckle.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex is on the second rope. Now to the top. Is he going to do what I think he is gonna do?

Rob is referring to Total Annihilation through a table.. off the top rope. WHAT? This will end Murcielago’s career. Rex has him up and in just a mere second
they crash through the table. Both men are down.

ROB MARTINEZ: MURCIELAGO REVERSED IT… DEFCON ONE THROUGH A GOD DAMN TABLE!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Rex is out… Murcielago with the cover.

ONE!

TWO

THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!

Music begins to play.

You’re keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Cause you do
What you’re told
But inside your heart it is black and it’s hollow and it’s cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

What if this whole crusade’s
A charade
And behind it all there’s a price to be paid

That’s Nine Inch Nails, “The Hand that Feeds.”

The lights are on and CALIBAN stands in the ring. He is draped in a huge chain, and isn’t wearing his mask. He takes both men by the throat.

ROB MARTINEZ: He said he owed someone.. he must have been talking about these two.

But just then Rex’s is let go of. And Murcielago is grabbed by the back of his neck… HEART OF DARKNESS… THE REVERSE CHOKESLAM BY CALIBAN!

And Rex smiles… as he covers Murcielago.

ONE!

BULLSHIT!

TWO!

BULLSHIT!

THREE!

BULLSHIT!

Jenny Jersey doesn’t get to announce the winner, before Caliban asks for the mic. He lays it down. He takes the huge length of chain and ties Murcielago
to the ropes. Rex picks up a chair. He is still staggering but UNLOADS WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD. Murcielago begins to bleed from a huge gash in his
head. Caliban slaps the face of the near dead Murcielago. Caliban takes the chair and WHAAAM! Murcielago is nailed in the head AGAIN! Rex takes the mic.
REX: SEVEN MONTHS AGO, YOU WERE INVITED INTO THE CRIMES. You then came up with this horrible idea, to take down the Monster Caliban. You told us, “I’ll
fuck his knee up, put him out of wrestling.” So we advise you against it. But you carry it out anyway, and you even convince Darko and Young to help you
further injure the knee. I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THROUGH WITH IT. You did it, and I knew, I knew it would bite you in the ass. After that incident, I realized
it wasn’t about the Crimes with you, it was about YOU. So we did leave you.

Rex slaps him in the face. Caliban spits on Murcielago too. The crowd is booing Rex like crazy.

REX: Boo me? FOR WHAT? This piece of shit needs to learn what ACCOUNTABILITY IS! So when you started all this bullshit with me, Caliban found me. He wanted
your ass, but had to wait for his knee to heal. We bought him time. You did all this shit talking and WAS IT WORTH IT? You better than me still? Have you
learned yet.. DO YOU UNDERSTAND TEAMWORK?

Caliban begins biting the bloody forehead of Murcielago.

REX: You bought off more than you can chew, and I served your ass up to Caliban. On May Thirteenth.. Rick Garrett has agreed to put your ass versus Caliban…
DOG COLLAR MATCH! You should have NEVER started this shit with me. I’m out of this now. It’s down to you… and a man who will eat your heart out.

ROB MARTINEZ: Not one man has came to help Murcielago… the crowd are near riot status. Rex… what the hell?

And it comes to an end. Birthday Bash ends with one huge retaliation over six months in the making. The crowd are booing the man who they cheered nearly
thirty minutes prior. They respect and even cheered Murcielago for his effort. He had the match won… he beat Rex Caliber, only to have his dream end
in a nightmare. An incident from his past, coming full circle.

REBEL is one year old… and next week Barbwire comes back to REBEL… INFAMOUSLY!

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