Best of REBEL 2008-Disc Two

Disc Two
March Madness
03/04/2008
37 Minute Classic: “LDK” Lloyd Rees vs Stylin’ Kyle Roberts

JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall at a special SIXTY minute time limit. Introducing the competitors…

Dark, eerie blues. The Black Keys can only mean one man.

Rees.

The native newfie comes out with an intense expression on his dark eyes. His long hair is wild and his beard is growing in thickly. Rees makes his way to
the ring like a driven man.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first! At six-foot one, two-hundred and forty-seven pounds… he is one of only two Grand Slam champions in NAPW history, and
a decorated eight-time champion in that promotion! From Wabana, Bell Island, Newfoundland, Canada, he is “Da Technical Terror” … “LDK!” LLOYD! REES!
ROB MARTINEZ: Because they know these men can go all night, REBEL has placed a sixty minute time limit on the match.

REX CALIBER: Now after all the blood, guts, violence and mayhem… it’s time for some technical wrestling.

ROB MARTINEZ: REBEL Pro is not just about the extreme, it’s about bringing in the men who are the best. These fans appreciate the technical wrestling as
much as they do a steel chair shot.

REX CALIBER: Don’t give the people too much credit, we are in Carolina.

ROB MARTINEZ: You’re from here!

REX CALIBER: Exactly!

“I AM THE MAN!”

Philosopher Kings swank the joint up and the crowd goes wild as Stylin’ Kyle Roberts struts through the entrance way with style and flair! Roberts, chewing
gum cockily, makes his way to the ring, slapping fans hands, rolling into the ring and showboating for the crowd a bit on the top rope.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Standing six-foot three and weighing two-hundred fifty-seven pounds! He is a five-time NAPW tag team champion and a two-time
REBEL PRO WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! From Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada, ladies and gentlemen, I give you… STYLIN! KYLE! ROBERTS!

ROB MARTINEZ: Quite an ovation for the former REBEL champion, and Rex, what a match we are looking at here. Kyle Roberts undoubtedly the best technical
wrestler in REBEL Pro Wrestling. In Lloyd Rees, you have arguably the best technical wrestler in NAPW these days. These two men, despite two years in the
same circles, have never met in a one-on-one environment. What’s your analysis?

REX CALIBER: First of all Rob, I’m the best technical wrestler in REBEL Pro AND the best champion ever! But I’ll give Roberts some props, he’s damn good,
just not as good as Rex Caliber … or Thomas Young for that matter. Or JJ Nickels, who is going to whoop up on Kyle at Birthday Bash!

ROB MARTINEZ: Yes, Rex, but how about THIS match right now?

REX CALIBER: Well anyways, like I was saying, me and Rees go way back and lately the man’s been on a tear! This is the kind of match where it’s all about
the first mistake, and neither man is going to want to make it. Because if they get a chance, both Kyle and Rees will go for the kill, and they both know
all kinds of ways to damn hurt ya.

ROB MARTINEZ: These two men between them hold FIFTEEN different titles between NAPW and REBEL! Fifteen! This is surely to be a classic… and there’s the
bell!

Rees and Roberts meet in the center of the ring, no trash-talking, just sizing each other up. Not a lot of difference here. Roberts with a slight height
and weight advantage, mostly negligible. Two evenly matched competitors with the same focus in their skillsets. Rees extends a hand. Roberts, lazily chewing
his gum, raises his eyebrows and winks at the crowd, but accepts what turns out to be quite a firm handshake. Both men break, and then begin to circle.
Collar-and-elbow tie-up, Roberts gains control with an armbar.

Rees hisses in pain, but is able to reverse the hold, getting Roberts in the same hold. Kyle rolls forward and up, twist, turn, and then it’s Rees right
back into the armbar! Rees again defending, is able to reverse it into an armbar, yanking down on Roberts’ arm forcefully. Rees drives the point of the
elbow into the shoulder joint, once again, Kyle down to one knee. Up again, Roberts tries to reverse, Rees reverses the reversal, into the armbar again,
this time Rees turns it into a hammerlock behind the back! Roberts trying to find a way out, Rees wrenching up as Kyle grunts.

Roberts reaches back, trying to get a hold, Rees picks him up for a back suplex — Roberts throws his weight forward and snapmares Rees over! Roberts grabs
an arm and gets Rees from behind, turning him around and getting on top of him amateur style, Rees facedown trying to get out, Roberts keeping the hold
on. Rees however is able to roll onto his side and uses his free arm to get a headlock, Kyle breaks that hold. Rees working the side headlock, Kyle trying
to get out, gaining his feet, but Rees side headlock takes him over again! Rees with the advantage on Kyle, and the action pauses for a moment!

ROB MARTINEZ: Hold-for-hold, these two men jockeying for position. It’s like you said Rex, nobody wants to make the first mistake.

REX CALIBER: I’m good for somethin’ once in a while.

ROB MARTINEZ: Lloyd Rees with a headlock firmly applied, Kyle trying to find a way out — he gets a headscissors! Now Roberts with the advantage, ooh,
bringing the leg down across the chest, now squeezing, Rees rolls forward, he’s free! Kyle is still down, Rees grabs the legs, GOING FOR THE LANCE COVER
LEGLOCK!

REX CALIBER: That’d be it right here —

ROB MARTINEZ: Roberts blocking, wait, Roberts reverses! Wait a minute, he has Rees, looking for the BEAR-TAMER! Can he get him into position — Rees is
so quickly to grab the ropes, and there’s a clean break! Remember in REBEL, you can’t be disqualified, but the referee won’t count a submission that occurs
in the ropes, so you still have make that break… and this crowd here in Lenoir is showing these two men how much they appreciate the SPORT of Professional
Wrestling!

Rees and Roberts each up to a standing base, distance between them. Stalemate. The crowd is giving a roaring ovation for that display! Roberts gives a big,
cocky but charming grin as Rees adjusts his elbow pads. They nod at each other and go right back to the collar-and-elbow tie-up! This time neither man
seems able to get the advantage on the other, jockeying for position with incredibly firm grips, both men’s muscles straining as they try to gain the advantage!
Rees backs Kyle into a corner, seemingly with the advantage… but Roberts pushes back, now pushing Rees back into a corner! Rees pushes back as both men
circle around, locked in combat! Neither man can get the advantage… they’re into the ropes now, referee Alan Stone looking for a break, but instead…
Roberts and Rees step through the middle rope to the apron, STILL TIED UP! They drop down to the floor…

STILL IN THE TIE-UP! THEY’RE GOING AROUND RINGSIDE! Neither man wants to give this up, it’s a battle of pride and wills now! They’re up against the guardrail
as the nearby fans are going wild for *wrestling*. Amazing, Roberts and Rees are able to get back into the ring…

AND STILL TRYING TO WIN THE TIE-UP! Up to their feet, center of the ring, and as one, the two men roughly break off from each other, chests heaving from
the exertion. Roberts isn’t looking as cocky now, Rees couldn’t be more intense. The crowd gives them another ovation, and now Roberts… wants a test
of strength? He holds the hand up high, fingers open. Rees reaches up, locking hands, RRRRRR. The other hand up, both men already trying to squeeze the
other man’s hand to dust, LOCKED! They slam into each other and try to win the lead. And Roberts seems to be winning! He’s forcing Rees back, back…

Until Rees is bent over backwards, only held up by bridging on the top of his head!

But then…

Rees somehow begins to fight back! Roberts almost looks surprised, as Rees slowly begins to come back! And now Roberts is being pushed backwards, backwards,
until he’s in the same position as Rees just was! But Rees isn’t about to let go of this! With Kyle bridged backwards, he jumps up, landing on Kyle’s thighs
with his own legs. Roberts grunts, but doesn’t stop his bridge. Rees gets off, then tries again —

Roberts lowers his bridge and gets the feet up, rolling backwards with Rees, rolling again until he can monkeyflip Rees across the ring! Rees gets up, KYLE
WITH A LARIAT — Rees ducks —

And Kyle pulls his lariat right before, then gets an INSIDE CRADLE! ONE! TWO! Rees kicks out! Both men getting up, Rees looking stunned at being caught
like that, and Kyle gives him just one look. He taps the side of his head, but he doesn’t even need to do the talking, because the crowd immediately yells…
“SMARTER THAN YOU!”

REX CALIBER: Just because Lloyd don’t speak proper english don’t mean Kyle’s smarter than him!

ROB MARTINEZ: Yes, he “don’t.” Kyle faked Rees out with that lariat and got a two-count off a surprise inside cradle. You have to give the early advantage
to Roberts after that tactic.

REX CALIBER: I don’t got to give him nothin’ but herpes.

ROB MARTINEZ: How would YOU give him herpes?

REX CALIBER: Your mom!

Both men are back up, and once more into the collar-and-elbow tie-up. This time Kyle cinches in a headlock right away, letting the crowd know he’s the man
in charge. Rees locked up tight, backs into the ropes and gets momentum to shoot Kyle off! Roberts at a run, Rees drops down, Kyle rebounds, Rees leapfrogs
his man, Kyle off the ropes one more time… Rees with a lariat, Kyle ducks, rebounds again and comes off — caught! Rees rolls him through INTO A SINGLE
LEG CRAB! Lance Storm style! Roberts is in it, yelling in pain as he quickly scrambles for the ropes. Almost, almost, got ‘em! Alan Stone tells Lloyd to
let go.

Rees does, but doesn’t let up on Kyle. He has the man in the ropes, forearm shiver to keep Kyle on his toes, another irish whip. This time Rees delivers
a HIIIIIGH back body drop that sends Kyle flat on his back! Kyle pops up, Rees forcing him into the corner where he gives him a knife-edge chop that causes
Kyle to spit his gum out from the impact!

Irish whip and Kyle goes up, over, and OUT to the apron from the momentum, Rees nail him with a lariat as Kyle runs the apron! Kyle goes down and spills
to the floor, and now Rees is on top. He slides out to the floor and grabs Kyle by the scruff of the neck, shooting him back in.

Rees comes in and grabs Kyle around the waist — delivering stiff forearm shots to the back of Kyle’s neck and shoulders! Oh my, those are hard!

ROB MARTINEZ: We saw the Lance Cove Leglock earlier in this contest, but we know that LDK likes to finish his opponents off with the Conception Bay Chinlock…
that is the purpose of these hard blows to the shoulders and neck! Soften the man up!

REX CALIBER: Kyle’s already soft like a Cheep, he don’t need no tenderizing. But this shows you just what kind of wrestler Rees is, he targets a man and
there’s no letting up!

Rees with a gutwrench puts Kyle down, then he grabs the shoulder for a reverse arm-bar, taking care to put his opposite elbow back into the side of Kyle’s
head and pushing, straining the shoulder and neck again. Roberts kicks the mat in pain, but there’s no chance of a submission. Rees gets up, holding the
armbar, and yanks on it hard, yanking right on the socket. He turns underneath, then brings the socket down right over his own shoulder. Kyle yells in
pain and walks off, holding his shoulder, Rees however grabs him for a snap suplex! Floatover into a cover, one, two, Roberts out.

The former Lemondrop Kid goes right back to the arm, this time hammerlocking it behind Roberts’ back again. LDK not deviating from his gameplan, now driving
the point of the elbow into the shoulder and neck area, made more tender by the torgue on Kyle’s arm. Roberts reaches up, trying to snapmare Rees over
like he did before, but Rees driving another vicious forearm shot into the back of the neck…

Followed by a hammerlock suplex, dumping Kyle right on the neck and shoulders with a twisted arm! Kyle in pain as Rees grabs him, looking for the WABANA
BRAINBUSTER! Kyle blocks it for all he’s worth, Rees hammers his back, tries again, Kyle once again blocks, the brainbuster would put him in prime spot
to be finished! Roberts gets a kneelift up into Rees’ mid-section, another, another, and double-underhooks Rees’ arms… into a BACKBREAKER! Roberts falls
backwards, holding his neck in pain, but Rees is holding his own back!

ROB MARTINEZ: And speaking of softening a man up for a move… Stylin’ Kyle Roberts loves to use the Bear-Tamer, that modified boston crab! This may be
the opening Kyle needs, if he can capitalize.

Rees is up first, he’s taken less damage, but Roberts is able to get underneath him with a fireman’s carry takedown. Rees sits up, and Roberts kicks him
in the back! Rees grits his teeth in a painful grimace as Roberts gets some distance, then runs… HENNIG NECKSNAP! “Perfectly” executed! Rees’ neck snaps
back as Roberts flies over cover a cover, one, two, Rees gets out. Roberts picks Rees up, scoop slam? Oh, onto the knee! Unique move by the former REBEL
champ there.

Stylin’ Kyle Roberts rolls Rees over, then shouts out “this one’s for that douche Astros!” What’s this? BOW AND ARROW LOCK! Roberts rolls back and hoists
Rees into the air on his knees. Rees grunting in pain, making all sorts of unhappy noises as Roberts tries to bend him in half. He has to be careful his
own shoulders don’t end up on the canvas…

ONE!

TWO!

Roberts has to release the hold to make sure he doesn’t get counted. He takes a bit of issue with that, but Alan Stone tells him he’ll count if both shoulders
are down. Roberts picks Rees up, throwing a few forearms into the small of Rees’ back. Irish whip HARD into the turnbuckle, Roberts dropping down for more
momentum! Rees staggers out, one hand to his back, and Roberts sweeps Rees legs out from under him! Kyle trying to turn Rees over for the Bear-Tamer yet
again, Rees fighting, he’s not out of this yet, not by a long-shot, so Kyle does what he does best.

Uses his brain and decides that if he can’t win this one, he’ll just catapult Rees into the turnbuckle instead!

Rees staggers backwards, and Roberts delivers a pendulum backbreaker! Rees rolls over, holding his back, Kyle looking out to the crowd. He’s building momentum
now. Roberts pulls Rees up and sends him for the ride, catching Rees with an abdominal stretch! Done right, this hurts the back as well, and Roberts has
it on —

Oh no he doesn’t, Rees reverses into his own abdominal stretch! FALLS BACKWARDS, PINNING SITUATION!

ONE!

TWO!

Roberts kicks out!

ROB MARTINEZ: Rees pinned Jacob Venar last week in Alberta with that very move! Roberts obviously watched that match, and was able to get out in time!

REX CALIBER: It’s an old school move, but much as I don’t like Roberts, he’s been around long enough to have seen it once or twice. Venar’s a tenacious
kid but he’d never seen anything like it before.

ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t think either man expects to win on a surprise, but we’ve seen crazier things happen. All it takes is three seconds.

REX CALIBER: Three seconds can be a damn long time when you’re trying to win a match.

Roberts drives a knee into Rees’ gut to take over, not thrilled with that one. He goes to whip Rees, who holds the rope. Roberts snarls and drives another
knee, whip, Rees still holds the rope! Roberts knees his man again, three times, and finally whips Rees across the ring. Dropkick — Rees stops himself
short and Roberts hits the canvas flat on his back, knocking the wind out of himself. He picks himself up, and Rees circles around behind the man, looking
for the DDT FROM THE GREEN —

Roberts has it scouted, counters by spinning, HE has Rees in position for the inverted DDT now, NAILS it right onto, you guessed it, THE KNEE! Rees back
attacked again! Roberts grabs the man and this time, FINALLY… LOCKS ON THE BEAR-TAMER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

Roberts driving the knee into the small of Rees’ back, roaring as he wrenches back! Rees is in pain, yelling, the referee asks him. “No no no!” The crowd
is torn, chanting “PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!” and “TAP! TAP! TAP!” Roberts wrenches back! Rees may tap, his hand is up, it’s shaking… he’s
trying to crawl, gets a few inches, still a ways away from the rope! Roberts trying to maintain the hold…

Rees holds up his hand…

Then makes a fist, face a mask of pain. He reaches forward! Trying to crawl!

Not near enough… Rees trying to push up, trying to gain any sort of leeway…

Gets just enough! To lunge forward and grab the bottom rope!

Roberts won’t break the hold as Alan Stone says “Break it, I won’t count it in the ropes!” Finally Kyle lets go. He looks fierce now, always cocky, but
for all his ego, Roberts knows when it’s time to get serious. Rees, on the bottom rope, is hoping for a chance to recover, but Kyle is going in for the
kill. He grabs Rees by the leg and yanks him back to the center of the ring, Bear-Tamer once again INSIDE CRADLE ONE TWO

KICK-OUT!

Roberts is up first, front face-lock, suplexing Rees, but Rees instead twists out and lands behind Roberts! HAS HIM!

DDT FROM THE GREEN!

Rees hooks a leg, ONE, TWO, TH— KICK OUT!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: Stylin’ Kyle Roberts kicks out of the DDT from the Green! Rees trying to build momentum, trying to turn this match around in his favor!

REX CALIBER: It’s all about momentum, Martinez, and whoever’s got it… is gonna get it!

Rees grabs both of Kyle’s arms surfboard style, driving his knee right into the base of the neck and between the shoulder blades. Kyle forces himself to
his feet that way, Rees suddenly going for a DRAGON SUPLEX, a favorite move of Ravager’s, Roberts struggles with desperation! Rees doesn’t have the full-nelson
on entirely, Roberts is free! Behind Rees, German suplex! Rees plants his weight, won’t go, another switch, Rees behind, GERMAN SUPLEX! Roberts dumped
on his head and neck and REES GRABS THE DRAGON SLEEPER!

CONCEPTION BAY CHINLOCK IS APPLIED!

Now it’s Stylin’ Kyle Roberts in the center of the ring trapped in his opponent’s deadliest hold! Rees secures the grapevine around the body, wrenching
back on the dragon sleeper! Kyle is in a bad way, being bent and twisted! Once again, the crowd picks up dueling chants of “PLEASE DON’T TAP!” “TAP TAP
TAP!” Rees is screaming “TAP! TAAAAAAAP!” Roberts hand is up, he’s trying to get out…

No, he’s fading, he’s fading.

Referee Alan Stone takes Kyle’s limp arm and lifts it up.

It drops once.

ROB MARTINEZ: Stylin’ Kyle Roberts… he may be out, Rex! If the arm drops three times, this is all over!

REX CALIBER: Just a matter of time!

Referee Alan Stone grabs Kyle’s arm and lifts it high a second time. It drops.

The referee once more, grabs Kyle’s arm, raising it high. He lets go.

It drops…

NO!

Kyle shaking his fist, trying to keep in this thing, trying to find some energy! He shakes, Rees wanting this over, but Kyle begins to scoot with his legs,
trying to find something, some way…

He reaches out with his feet, nothing, tries some more, Rees trying to force the submission before!

Kyle gets his foot under the bottom rope! Referee calls a break and Rees begrudgingly complies. Roberts, however, looks the worse for wear and Rees is already
on his feet. He grabs Kyle and turns him around, Wabana Buster, Kyle counters —

EMERALD FUSION???

NO! Rees wriggles free! Roberts turns around, eats a toe-kick, and then Rees lifts him up for the NISH J. DROP —

Roberts wriggles out and lands on the canvas! Rees turns around —

UP ON KYLE’S SHOULDERS!

MOOSE JAW DRIVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THKICKOUT!

The crowd thought that was it, so did Kyle, holding up three fingers to the referee with an exhausted look on his face. Nope. Just two. Roberts turns around
to Rees, who is slowly getting up, bent over holding his neck…

In perfect position for Kyle to nail the Polar-Izer! Rees is laid out flat in the center of the ring, MORE perfect positioning for…

THE LIONSAULT!

Hits knees! Roberts laid out on the canvas, all the wind knocked out of him, and Rees goes to the outside? He leaps up, springboards off for the FRESH WATER
FLIP corkscrew splash —

NOBODY HOME! Roberts able to roll out of the way! Rees hits canvas, Roberts going for the Bear-Tamer again! Rees rolls right, left, right again and sends
Kyle off spinning — Roberts does a cartwheel!

STYLESKICK!

ONE!

TWO!

FOOT ON THE ROPES!

And once again Kyle can’t believe it!

REX CALIBER: You talk about the two best technical wrestlers in NAPW and REBEL, you talk about men who know where they are in that ring at all times, and
Lloyd Rees knew damn well where the ropes were!

ROB MARTINEZ: And if he didn’t, this match is OVER. These men have cut one hell of a pace, Rex Caliber, how much longer can they go? How much more do they
have in the gas tank?

REX CALIBER: You get to that point, you get to that point where you feel like nothing left, and that’s when you gotta find SOMETHING! That’s what the difference
is between wrestling champions… and all the rest!

ROB MARTINEZ: And as we said before, these two men KNOW all about being a champion! It may just be a question of who can push himself the farthest beyond
his limits!

Roberts is getting frustrated, he picks Rees up and sends him to the corner. A few forearm shivers keep Rees sedated, then he perches him on the top rope.
Roberts climbs up, looking for a superplex! Rees fights, holds the top rope, he won’t go over. Kyle tries to get some, but Rees begins fighting back! These
are two technical wrestlers but they’re in a precarious position, throwing wild punches at each other on the top rope! REES! KYLE! REES! KYLE! WHAM WHAM
WHAM! And Rees may have gotten the better of that one… WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! WHAT’S HE DOING!

Rees STANDING on the top turnbuckle! LEAPS OVER!

SUNSET FLIP MDK POWERBOMB!

But Rees can’t make a cover! That move has taken both men out! The referee starts making his ten count!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

Neither man seems to be stirring, they’ve given so much in this match-up!

FIVE!

SIX!

Wait! Kyle is starting to get up, slowly!

SEVEN!

Rees is stirring!

EIGHT!

NINE!

…

Both men beat the ten-count! Rees! Roberts!

ROB MARTINEZ: The end must be near, but for WHO?

Kyle tries to grab the legs of Rees to take him down for a Bear-Tamer attempt, but Rees plants himself, then drives an ax handle into the lower back of
Kyle! He has the man stunned, and then flips him up…

Has him!

NISH D DROP!

Splash Mountain, right into a pin! ONE!

TWO!

THR—KICKOUT!

Now it’s LDK’s turn to look at the referee in disbelief! But it was only three. Rees grabs Kyle, shoots him into the ropes, kneelift, Kyle dives over it,
takes Rees down, INTO THE BEAR-TAMER!

Rees not situated, still on his neck, trying to fight it for all he’s worth! Holds Kyle’s ankles, locked with his arms, Kyle can’t get anything over…
he trips up! Rees grabs the legs, looking for Lance Cove again — gets kicked off! Roberts kips up, STYLESKICK —

DUCKED!

Rees hooks him, DDT from The Green… Roberts reverses! Another Moose Jaw Driver — Rees slips out!

WABANA BUSTER CONNECTS!

Rees doesn’t let GO though, and spins up, pulling Kyle with him in a sudden burst of energy! He lifts Kyle up, perches him on the top rope, NO way! Kyle
in a daze from the first brainbuster, and can’t block

A SUPER WABANA BUSTER! GOOD GOD! Kyle sits up, eyes glazed over, and Rees snaps on the Conception Bay Chinlock! He rears back, hooking his legs around Kyle’s
abdomen, and the referee takes one look at Kyle and makes the decision — that Stylin’ Kyle Roberts is OUT! He calls for the bell!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… “LDK” LLOYD REES!

ROB MARTINEZ: Rees wins! Stylin’ Kyle Roberts never gave up, but he is OUT! The referee made the right decision there, what a match, what a hell of a match!
REX CALIBER: “LDK” Lloyd Rees has even made me tap out, and now he can add Stylin’ Kyle Roberts to a already impressive resume!

The crowd is torn, cheering, some booing, some not liking the fact that the referee stopped the match, but the reality is, after TWO brainbusters, one from
the top, and then Chinlock, Kyle was out like a light. Referee Alan Stone raises Rees’ arm to a mixed reaction, Rees holding his back, drenched in sweat,
but ultimately victorious.

The Black Keys begin playing for Rees victory as the referee checks on Kyle. Kyle slowly comes to, sitting up very slowly, glassy-eyed. Rees grabs the microphone.
“LDK” LLOYD REES: REBEL fans, I hope dat’s what you wanted from da two best technical rasslers in NAPW or REBEL! Dat was one of da hardest victories of
my entire career, Roberts… anytime you want a rematch, you damn well got it, b’ye!

The crowd cheers that one like crazy! Kyle has gotten to his feet, trying to regain his bearings. Rees and Roberts shake hands, embrace like manly men do,
and then Rees takes his leave of the ring. Kyle stands in a corner, head down, no doubt frustrated, exhausted, head ringing.

——————————————————————————–

Defiance
03/11/2008
Jake Phoenix wins the World title!

The Show picks up the chair and whacks Phoenix a few times with it, then throws it down on his body…and then he turns to the ring. He climbs up to the
apron…and then up the post…then he balances on the top rope…

BEST MOONSAULT EVER ONTO THE CHAIR!

The crowd is chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” and who can blame them? The Show and Phoenix are in a pile outside of the ring, and the referee doesn’t know
what to do. With no count-outs, there’s nothing he can do but wait and see who the first man to stir will be. The crowd is chanting “KURTIS!” while the
cluster of miscreants shout “Phoenix!” after them!

“KURTIS!” “Phoenix!” “KURTIS!” “Phoenix!” “KURTIS!” “Phoenix!” “KURTIS!”

Phoenix.

Jake Phoenix lifts his right hand into the air, and the crowd hushes up right bloody quick. Except for the half-dozen guys in the front, one of whom I think
just fainted. He pushes himself to his knees, then stands up, a little unsure of himself. He grabs Chad Kurtis by the hair and hauls him out of the wreckage,
and throws him into the ring. He looks like he’s going to follow him in, but then reconsiders. He goes over to his lone group of fans, and screams “GIMME
YOUR (BLEEP) CHAIR!” at one of them, who is only too happy to oblige. He slides that in too, then crawls in after it, to be met with a running kick to
the face from Chad Kurtis! Phoenix staggers back, and Kurtis runs to bounce off the ropes for a springboard dropkick–

Phoenix throws the chair!

The chair hits Chad Kurtis in the face as he comes off the ropes, and he comes down just a couple of feet away from Phoenix. Now it’s Kurtis’s turn to leak
a little blood from the face, and Phoenix goes in for a cover, one, two, three–no! Kurtis has his foot on the ropes! Phoenix was THIS close to winning
this thing, but he was also THIS far away from the ropes!

REX CALIBER: That was a rookie mistake, Phoenix! ARE YOU A ROOKIE, BIG GUY!?!

ROB MARTINEZ: With all the punishment these two men have taken tonight, I’m surprised Phoenix could remember to pin him, period.

Phoenix is stunned. He can’t believe he didn’t get the pinfall, but he’s not going to bitch about. it. He’s going to…roll to the outside? And go under
the ring; he’s under the ring for a little bit longer, and comes out with another table. Oh yes. He meant business with the table earlier, and he’s going
to follow through with it. He slides the table into the ring and comes in himself. Kurtis is pulling himself to his feet by the ropes, keeping himself
in this thing, and Phoenix decides he’s going to put him down again. He grabs Kurtis from behind and tries for a German suplex, but Kurtis grabs the ropes
and Phoenix can’t get the leverage. He tries again, but Kurtis holds on for dear life. Phoenix lets go, then punches The Show in the back of the head,
turns him around then lays into him with some forearms to the face. He steps back after a few, then puts him down with a quick powerslam. Phoenix doesn’t
go for the pin, though, just turns his attention back to the table. He’s got it set up in the middle of the ring, then turns back to Kurtis–

IT’S SHOWTIME!

Kurtis with the moonsault-DDT laying Phoenix out! That’s the second time Phoenix has thrown away his advantage to get the table up and given Chad Kurtis
a second wind! Kurtis turns around to get some adrenaline from the crowd, who cheer on their World Heavyweight Champion like he was Rocky (from the good
movies). Kurtis turns back to Phoenix, who’s getting to his feet, and fires off with a few quick right hands; then he whips Phoenix as hard as he can into
the far turnbuckle. Phoenix connects HARD and Kurtis stumbles over, trying to lift the big man onto the top turnbuckle…Phoenix fires off in desperation
with his big right hand but Kurtis gives two more back in kind and Phoenix collapses again. Kurtis struggles, finally gets Phoenix to the top rope, then
climbs up himself for the CK Finale 2.0! He grabs Phoenix, getting him into position — Phoenix stirring, though, and nails Kurtis in the face with a hard
right! Kurtis stumbles, looks like he’s going to fall, but grabs onto Phoenix, trying to get him in position, but Phoenix breaks the hold and boxes his
ears! Kurtis is stunned, lets go of the hold which gives Phoenix a little leverage of his own — can he do it — OH NO!

TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOPE ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!

“The Show” goes through the table this time, and Phoenix somehow has the wherewithal to go for the pin!

One!

Two!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner and new REBEL-Pro World Heavyweight Champion…JAAAAAAAKE PHOEEEENIX!

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Birthday Bash
04/03/2008
Past, Present and Future Battle Royal

“KILLING IN THE NAME OF!”

Rage Against The Machine – the very song that opened the very first REBEL show last year at “…In The Beginning” EXPLODES from the PA and the crowd gets
on their feet as Jenny Jersey is in the ring… and REBEL Wrestlers begin to STREAM from the entrance way!

JENNY JERSEY: The following is the PAST! PRESENT! AND FUTURE BATTLE ROYALE! The rules of the match… a wrestler is eliminated when he is thrown over the
top rope with both feet touching the floor. The last man standing will be declared the winner!

ROB MARTINEZ: The lovely Jenny Jersey laying out this unique battle royale for our fans. Of course, this is REBEL so wrestlers can bring whatever they want
to the ring, and you can see that most of our wrestlers have made sure to bring a weapon — or two! And look at that, it’s Chris “The Sparx” Corstenoca!
We haven’t seen that man in ages, he took Rex Caliber to the very limit. Right behind him is everybody’s favorite slacker and former tag champion Warren!
And about this, it’s the masked man FEAR. We haven’t seem in a long time either!

The crowd boos, cheers or does whatever they hell they want to the wrestlers walking that aisle. Already in the ring are MIKEY MASSACRE, WARREN, JOHN X
CORE, “THE SANDMAN” BILL PRICE, MR. HOLLYWOOD, BRYAN J. WILLIAMS, ERIC THOMPSON, MATTHEW KURTIS, JONOTHAN KURTIS, MARK KINGSTON, THE SPARX, FEAR, DAVIDSON…
ROB MARTINEZ: Here comes Nick Everhardt… he doesn’t even have a weapon! Oh hell, things just got weird… it’s Dr. Tittylover! Wait a minute… and now
the CELTIC ASSASSINS!

Titty of course gets a huge pop as the MAD PIMP struts to the ring. He looks up a sweet (fat) young thing at ringside, flashing his silver-plated grill.
The Celts don’t receive as warm a welcome. “The Irish Adonis” Bobby O’Brady and “The Scottish Wrecking Machine” Al Thoes receive a smattering of cheers
but also some boos. O’Brady is carrying a box full of God knows what.

ROB MARTINEZ: These REBEL fans never did take to the Celtic Assassins, no matter how hard they tried… and HERE WE GO! It’s the return to REBEL of DIO
MUERTE! And then comes… it’s SEXY ADORABLE DRUNKS! Tommy Deathrow and Krusty Kid Paul, former NAPW tag team champions! They know all about “hardcore.”
Big pop for Dio, huge boos for KKP and STD. KKP is heading to the ring, focused and pissed off as usual. STD has a kendo stick in one hand and a bottle
of Jager in the other. Suddenly the crowd pops HUGE

CHAD KURTIS IN THE HOUSE!

ROB MARTINEZ: The former two-time REBEL champion getting a lot of love from these fans. It’s just next week that “The Show” will get his rematch against
either Jake Phoenix or Adam Davis, whomever is champion after tonight. Here comes another current REBEL star… Manny X Finnegan! Don’t ask me what the
Finnegan is for, I don’t know. Nick Everhardt has just left the ring, what the? He’s pulled a table out from under the ring and set it up in the aisle!
Why has he — And… oh my!

The crowd erupts in HATE.

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s the ultimate hater… DAVID BANKS! And Dio Muerte wants a piece of him! Those two had a classic, bloody bat vs chair match way back at
Golden Opportunities and Dio has wanted a chance to avenge the loss ever since then! Is there anybody else? I think that’s everyone… and here we go!
Twenty-four men and it’s time for a REBEL ROUSING RUCKUS!

DING DING DING and the fists start flying! If they’d waited any longer to ring the bell it would have gone nuts right then…

WAIT A MINUTE

NO!

IT CAN’T BE!

ROB MARTINEZ: We have a late entrant… oh my God, my God… it’s CALIBAN!

The crowd cheers and boos, mixed but loud, as the monster from the Amazon Basis comes to the ring. He gets in the ring and immediately begins shoving and
palming people out of the way! It looks like Caliban is going to clear the ring…

When he suddenly just stops. Dead. He looks around and then flips himself over the top rope, landing both feet on the floor and walking away.

ROB MARTINEZ: What in the… Caliban just eliminated himself from this match. What is going on OH LOOK OUT! BOBBY O’BRADY HAS TINY JOHN X CORE HIGH ABOVE
HIS HEAD IN A GORILLA PRESS — AND ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR! John X Core has been eliminated by the Celtic Assassins, the hard way!

Indeed he is, the big O’Brady pressed him above his head and all the way to the floor, almost 15 feet! Right onto bare concrete. And that’s TWO WHOOOA!
Tommy Deathrow is raising hell, wailing on guys with his kendo stick in between slugs of the Jager. WHAM! WHAM! Everybody is getting welts on them and
rocked! Mikey Massacre takes a SICK shot straight to the forehead… The Sparx gets wailed RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! Tommy eliminates The Sparx, just like
that! Mark Kingston tackles Tommy and starts trying to shove him over the outside. KKP nails Kingston from behind… and DUMPS HIM OUT! Kingston is gone!
ROB MARTINEZ: SAD are doing what they do best, raising hell here in the early going! It’s hard to keep track of, everybody is trying to eliminate somebody
or punch — wait, I think Warren is going to be gone! Matthew Kurtis has him up high, Warren going to be used like a lawn dart, no, he slips off! Warren
trying to dump Matt Kurtis, here come several other wrestlers to try to help him. Matt Kurtis no doubt the biggest man in the match, you’d want to get
him out early if you could!

Warren, Tittylover, Bill Price, David Banks are trying to get Matthew Kurtis out. The younger brother Jonothan Kurtis attacks them, trying to help his brother.
He tries to shoot Banks off to the ropes, but Banks holds on. Jono charges —

LAID OUT BY BLACK MARKET! CASH OUT (RKO) on a streaking Jono by Eric Thompson, and then he and Bryan J Williams pick up Jono and easily dump him over the
top rope. Jonothan Kurtis is gone!

But wait! THE SHOW IS CLEANING HOUSE! Annnnd… CHAD KURTIS ELIMINATES FEAR WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP!

ROB MARTINEZ: One Kurtis out, another cleaning house, the former REBEL champion going crazy! Wait a minute, what the heck is this… Manny Finnegan just
rolled out of the ring under the bottom rope. What’s he getting… oh my god! He’s got a bat with FOUR NAILS STUCK IN IT! That’s sick… that’s inhumane…
that’s MANNY!

Manny rolls back in and guys scatter as he swings his deadly implement. Everybody except TOMMY DEATHROW! Manny swings and Deathrow swings his kendo stick,
they crash their weapons together. Hold it – DAVIDSON wants in, he’s got a BARBED WIRE 2×4

Deathrow eats it!

Manny eats it!

The three most hardcore men in the match—

CRACK!

They forgot about DIO MUERTE AND HIS BAT! The crowd chants “DIO, DIO, DIO!” Dio turns around —

CRANG

ROB MARTINEZ: THE CHAIRMAN OF REBEL PRO WRESTLING JUST GAVE DIO MUERTE A SEAT! The blood has started to flow, and this is only going to get worse!

Before Banks can get him a piece of Dio Muerte, the Black Market charge from behind and try to take him out. Mikey Massacre wants a piece of Tommy Deathrow
for that kendo stick shot. Nick Everhardt and the former REBEL champion Chad Kurtis are going at it while Krusty Kid Paul is trying to eliminate his nemesis
Warren.

Meanwhile, Davidson and Manny X are back up, each holding their chosen implement of destruction. Manny rolls back out… what the hell? Oh god.

He’s got a weed wacker.

WRESTLING! WRESTLING! Wait, what?

Manny X REVS it up and starts nailing guys out! Ugh! And he brings it down onto Davidson

FWOOOOSH

DAVIDSON SHOOTS A FIREBALL AT MANNY X FINNEGAN’S FACE???

WHAT THE HELL?

Davidson gets up, the crowd chanting “HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT!” He grins. His partner Brent Taylor would no doubt be cheering if he was at ringside. Davidson
of Shadowlands goes to eliminate his arch-rival Manny X Finnegan, who is yelling in pain…

Manny blocks! He shoves Davidson off, Davidson charges back with a lariat —

And Manny gets the bat and nails up in time to smash him in the face! Good God! Davidson stumbles backwards, Manny tries to dump him THEY BOTH GO OVER THE
TOP ROPE! Manny X and Davidson just eliminated each other! But they’re not done! They pick themselves up and start beating the hell out of each other!
Manny gets knocked into the front row, Davidson over the guardrail after him, they’re going crazy CHAIR HUCKING~! MANNY WAILS DAVIDSON!

“MOVE!!!”

DAVIDSON WHIPPED INTO THE 7TH ROW! CHAIRS EVERYWHERE! SECURITY DOESN’T EVEN WANT TO GET NEAR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my … the BLOOD FEUD has spilled into the crowd! This is liable to go all over the REBEL arena… Can even the barbed wire match next
week end the blood feud between Manny X and Davidson? Look out! The Celtic Assassins just knocked men down, they want to be hardcore too.

The Celts have some space in the middle of the ring and they reach in… pulling out WEAPONS!

ROB MARTINEZ: What do they have here… A Barbed-Wire WIFFLE BAT! Sure, why not. And… what is that… OH MY GOD. Not… “CHYNA: IF THEY ONLY KNEW!” Wrapped
in BARBED WIRE! The horror! They’ve got something else in their box, it’s… AN INFLATE SHAPE! Wrapped…

IN BARBED WIRE!

ROB MARTINEZ: But they’re not done, what else could they have, oh no. OH NO! It’s BARBED WIRE…

WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE!

The crowd is cheering the Celts, possibly in jest. Bobby drops the barbed wire… WRAPPED in barbed wire, though. He looks at Al. “Where are the gloves?”
“I thought you had the gloves.” “I thought YOU had the gloves.” “We don’t have any gloves? OW!” “OOH! OW!” O’Brady carefully picks up the barbed wire wiffle
bat and nails Dr. Tittylover with it! Whiiif! Al Thoes, however, is much meaner than that. He grabs Chyna’s book…

AND MIKEY MASSACRE GETS IT!

OH GOD! OH GOD! THE HORROR! THE PAIN!

Mikey is down, and Al Thoes then… no. NO!

ROB MARTINEZ: Don’t do it Al! Don’t do it! Don’t… READ FROM IT!

Mikey’s face screws up in unimaginable pain as Al Thoes begins to read from Chyna’s horrible, horrible book. It is the thing of nightmares! The crowd is
oohing in sympathy of Mikey. O’Brady picks up Bill Price, powerslam onto the barbed wire… WRAPPED in barbed wire! This is chaos! Wait a minute! Matt
Kurtis just knocked Dr. Tittylover over the top rope! He runs in with a Bluegrass Mafia Kick to knock the good Doctor off the top rope…

Titty low bridge! Matt gets caught up crotch first on the top rope, in clear pain. Titty jukes into the ring and dropkicks a precarious Matt… SENDING
HIM RIGHT TO THE FLOOR! Matt Kurtis is eliminated

The crowd chants Titty, Titty as the good doctor decides to celebrate…

ROB MARTINEZ: No… NOOOOOOO!

THE SHIRT COMES OFF!

ROB MARTINEZ: Just leave the pants on… OH GOD NO!

PANTS — OFF! Tittylover is standing in center ring in a glorious metallic banana hammock, and the crowd is in horrified shock. The men in the ring are
all in disgust, bumping off the hip thrusts of Tittylover. THE HORROR, THE HORROR. WILL NO ONE SAVE US?

Wait a minute.

One man isn’t affected.

The only man in wrestling able to read from Chyna’s book aloud and not go completely bonkers.

THE MAN NAMED AL THOES!

Tittylover tilts his cock towards Thoes, but NOTHING! Titty thrusts again, again, but the power of his mighty crotch is having no effect!

ROB MARTINEZ: It’s like Al Thoes is… somehow able to block out horrors that most normal men can’t endure! Somehow he is able to block out the damage caused
by Chyna’s Book… and the sheer terror of Dr. Tittylover’s little doctor pointed straight at you! COME ON AL! SAVE US! SAVE US ALL!

Tittylover’s thrusting pelvis is having no effect! Al Thoes advances, then grabs the man… HE HAS HIM UP! HOW? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? AL THOES

WITH THE HAGGIS BUSTER (Vertebreaker)!!!

Tittylover goes limp (sicko), and Thoes picks him up and easily tosses him out! Dr. TIttylover is eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: I’ll say it with the fans… THANK YOU AL! THANK YOU AL! Ten men have been eliminated, just over half to go, it’s anybody’s match… and wait
a minute! We finally have it! DIO MUERTE! DAVID BANKS! HERE THEY GO!

BANKS AND MUERTE! CENTER RING! RIGHT HANDS RIGHT HANDS! They’re just THROWING THE (BLEEP) DOWN! CROWD GOING CRAZY! Meanwhile Krusty Kid Paul has Mikey Massacre,
HOLY HELL! KKP with a SICK big boot that turns Mikey inside out! Mikey is just covered in blood from various shots and hits, wow. Paul picks Mikey up,
goes to toss him, but Mikey tries to fight back.

Black Market whip Warren to the ropes, double arm drag… Warren goes flying over the top! But manages to hold onto the top rope! One foot touches, NOT
two, and he slides in on the apron. He dives onto the back of Williams to take him down. Meanwhile Tommy Deathrow is pounding on Mikey Massacre, he hooks
him up… oh man. DOMINATOR. Massacre is taking a hell of a beating! Nick Everhardt and KKP have hooked up, KKP has Everhardt staggered with punches. Charge
— CAUGHT! AN EVERPLEX! KKP down!

ROB MARTINEZ: The Show Chad Kurtis trying to eliminate Bobby O’Brady as Al Thoes works on Eric Thompson. And — WHOA! “The Sandman” Bill Price just got
eliminated! But how? Oh man, it was by Mr. Hollywood! He took the man right out… hold on, Everhardt sees the opening! HE DUMPS MR. HOLLYWOOD, HOLLYWOOD
IS DONE!

Things are breaking down even more. Tommy Deathrow swings a chair! Takes out Black Market, then sees a man he doesn’t like much. Warren. Deathrow swings
the chair at Warren — Warren kicks it back in STD’s face! He tries to dump Tommy, but STD low bridges the top rope and Warren flies out to the floor…
Wait a minute.

You’re kidding!

Warren has landed ON TOP OF MR. HOLLYWOOD!

He walks onto BILL PRICE… and back up to the ring apron! The crowd is going crazy, Warren has staved off elimination

CRANG

Deathrow just BLASTS Warren from behind with a chair, and this time Warren flies to the floor in a heap. Warren is eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: Crowd doesn’t like that, they love that kid! And wait a minute, Banks! Dio! They have their weapons! The rest of the match has stopped…
stopped to watch! HERE WE GO!

SWING — CRASH! Both men yell in pain as the impact of CHAIR vs BAT rings through their hands. They steel themselves and swing again…

CRASH.

Oh man, that’s gotta hurt. Swinging as hard as you can, meeting metal against metal. Pain. But it won’t stop them. It won’t stop the H8R. It won’t stop
DIO.

They lift up and swing again…

WHAM!

Dio knocks the chair OUT OF BANKS’ hands!

Butt of the bat to David’s abdomen. Shot right across the back! Banks is up, against the ropes… Dio Muerte gets some distance, and charges with the bat
held high!

BAT-ASSISTED CLOTHESLINE…

DAVID BANKS GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE! BANKS IS ELIMINATED!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: ANd Dio Muerte GETS HIS REVENGE AFTER ALL THIS TIME! Wow! What an impact in the middle of this match!

Back to action. Tommy Deathrow has Mikey Massacre in a corner, raking barbed wire across his forehead in a gruesome visual. The Show and Everhardt are trying
to eliminate Bobby O’Brady, assisted now by Dio. Al Thoes is getting rocked by the Black Market. KKP looks over, Tommy’s fine, who’s he going to attack?
He goes to help the Black Market toss over Al Thoes. They’re trying, but the big man can’t really do much… he knocks them all off. KKP yells at Williams,
saying “watch out you jackass!” They’re getting into it. Thompson from behind on KKP! The Black Market send KKP to the ropes, double clothesline… Paul
ducks! WHAM! Running big boot to Williams! Forearm to the nose of Thompson! Paul picks up the nearest weapon, which happens to be Banks’ chair!

CRANG!

CRANG!

The Black Market are staggered, both against the ropes. Paul WHIPS the chair into the face of Williams. He charges and hits a double clothesline… ELIMINATING
BOTH MEMBERS OF THE BLACK MARKET! Unbelievable!

ROB MARTINEZ: Krusty Kid Paul has done very well in Battle Royales in the past, he holds the record for eliminations in an NAPW battle royale at seven,
and he just took out two men at once! What could he do before it’s all over? WAIT A MINUTE! HERE COMES THOMAS YOUNG!! THE BLACK MARKET… attacked Jeff
James in the parking lot before the show! Young went with him to the hospital I thought, well, he’s back! We’ve got a donnybrook!

Young just going WILD on The Black Market! Referees and security swarm the men, trying to separate them..

ROB MARTINEZ: This match just keeps getting wilder. We are down to eight men now! Who’s going to win this thing?

Who knows, but Paul and Thoes go. Show and Dio. O’Brady and Everhardt.

But particularly, Mikey Massacre and Tommy Deathrow.

ROB MARTINEZ: My goodness, Tommy has been relentless, ruthless on Mikey Massacre. I don’t know how much more he can take.

Mikey is a bloody mess. Tommy picks him up, just to spit in his face. The crowd is booing the hell out of Tommy. A chant picks up. “Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.”
The crowd desperately wants to see him make a comeback. Tommy punches Mikey in the face.

He goes down.

And that’s going to be it. Tommy Deathrow sticks Mikey’s head between his legs. Nobody survives the Deathrow Driver…

MIKEY STRUGGLES —

Tommy can’t get him up —

MIKEY WITH A BACKDROP —

AND

AND

TOMMY DEATHROW GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR BELOW! Deathrow is ELIMINATED!

THE CROWD GOES INSANE!

ROB MARTINEZ: MIKEY! MIKEY! MIKEY!

And the whole time, KKP just watched. He saw it happening, Al Thoes down, and didn’t bother to help his partner. Just like at Sole Survivor when Tommy didn’t
help KKP…

Tommy looks up in shock and anger. He wants back in but security aren’t letting him. He yells at Paul, where the hell were you, Paul shrugs. “Sorry dude.”
Oh it’s The Show from behind, almost tossing Paul! KKP holds on and slides back in. Dio Muerte tries to get The Show from behind… but The Show elbows
him in the face! He knocks Dio away from him, Dio charges…

SHOW BACKDROPS DIO OUT! Dio Muerte is eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: We are down to six, The Celtic Assassins, Mikey Massacre, Nick Everhardt, “The Show” Chad Kurtis, Krusty Kid Paul… and here we go!

The Celts try to eliminate Chad, but he fights for all he’s worth, holding the top rope. Mikey Massacre tries to get Paul, but instead… Paul hits him
with a sick german suplex, dumping Mikey right on his neck. Paul floats over into the elbow drop, completing the BOTTLE OPENER. No pinfalls in this match,
of course, so Paul tries to pick up Mikey… Nick Everhardt gets in his face with a right hand! Paul fires back! KKP with the harder shots, Everhardt is
staggered. Paul behind, looking for another Bottle Opener!

Standing switch…

KOBASHI SPECIAL! Everhardt dumps KKP right on his neck!

ROB MARTINEZ: My God! What a move by Everhardt! Could he eliminate Paul here… wait… what is he doing?

What is he doing, indeed. Everhardt picks KKP up atomic drop style and perches him on the top rope. But instead of getting up behind Paul, Everhardt goes
to the ring apron and climbs up the outside of the turnbuckle?

ROB MARTINEZ: What is he doing… Wait a minute, what are you, You can’t be — OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HARDT ATTACK! HARDT ATTACK THROUGH THE TABLE! And…
KKP is out! Everhardt is out! Both men are eliminated! WOOOOWWWWW!

The crowd is going crazy! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! The table Everhardt set up at the very beginning of the match… His own finisher, taking himself
AND Paul through it! Both men down! Both men out! In the splinters of the table! What a moment! What a spectacle!

And that leaves only four men…

Mikey Massacre

“The Show”

And Celtic Assassins.

Massacre and The Show take it to O’Brady and Thoes, the two bigger men reeling from the assaults. The Show trying to shove Bobby over, Massacre Thoes. But
they can’t quite get it. “The Show” yells to Massacre for help. If they can dump O’Brady, then they can dump Thoes and go at it themselves. Mikey gives
Thoes a shot to the face and comes over. They’ve almost got O’Brady over…

But he finds some IRISH FIRE inside of him and shoves them away!

Al Thoes catches a reeling Show! O’Brady latches onto Mikey!

THE CELTIC ASSASSINS EACH PRESS A MAN OVER THEIR HEAD…

AND TOSS THEM TO THE OUTSIDE! THE SHOW AND MIKEY ARE ELIMINATED THE HARD WAY!

ROB MARTINEZ: We are down to two… and they are Bobby O’Brady and Al Thoes, the Celtic Assassins! This should be very interesting!

The crowd is unhappy Chad and Mikey are gone, but are pretty damn impressed with the Celtic Assassins. And wondering if they are really going to go at it.
Thoes and O’Brady stare each other down… and then Thoes yells for a microphone.

AL THOES: Ach! So the last two men be the Celtic Assassins… but let me say this! In REBEL Pro, the only rules are that there are no rules! And so I say,
that in this battle royale, there can be TWO winners, because those two winners are like one! Ring the bell, because the Celtic Assassins dinnae need t’fight,
ach!

The referees consult, then go to Jenny Jersey. She shrugs and stands up.

JENNY JERSEY: The winners of the match… BOBBY O’BRADY AND AL THOES, THE CELTIC ASSASSINS!

ROB MARTINEZ: He’s right! The only rules in REBEL are that there are no rules! Unbelievably, the TEAM of the Celtic Assassins has won this PAST, PRESENT
and FUTURE Battle Royale… and by the sounds of it, they have finally won the respect of the REBEL fans!

Bobby and Thoes pose in the ring as the fans chant “YOU DON’T SUCK! YOU DON’T SUCK! YOU DON’T SUCK!”

Hell. They’ll take it.

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INFAMOUS: The Return of Barbwire
04/09/2008
Falls Count Anywhere for the REBEL World Title: “The Show” Chad Kurtis vs “The Murdercity Devil” Jake Phoenix

“Guess who’s back?”

And the REBEL fans get to their feet as the introduction to “Cocky” picks up. They look expectantly to the entrance way…

HIT IT.

“They say I’m COCKY
And I say WHAT?
It ain’t braggin’ mother fucker if you back it up!”

JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE IN CHARLOTTE and is set for one fall, and is for the REBEL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! Introducing
first, from Paducah Kentucky and fighting out of Durham, North Carolina! At six-three, two-hundred thirty pounds… He is the former two-time REBEL World
Heavyweight Champion… “THE SHOW!” CHAD KURTIS!

And THE SHOW Chad Kurtis storms through the curtains to a HUGE POP! Chad stops right in front of the entrance, hood over his face, arms out. He starts heading
to the ring, reaching out red-taped up forearms to slap hands with the fans along the front row. Chad goes all the way around the ring before leap up to
the ring apron and then springing over the top rope into the ring. He throws the hood back and swings his arms out, posing for the crowd, before pulling
off the hoodie and tossing it into the crowd. Chad hits the top rope and looks out to the entrance way, motioning the belt around his waist.

ROB MARTINEZ: The REBEL Pro wrestling fans with a HUGE ovation for Chad Kurtis, a man who has come a long way. It was just two months ago at “Bloody Valentine”
that “The Show” defeated Stylin’ Kyle Roberts in a mind-blowing barbed wire steel cage to win the World title. And tonight, he can take it back from a
man he has never pinned, a man he MUST pin to regain the gold…

“SURPRISE! YOU’RE DEAD!”

JENNY JERSEY: And now… from Fort Lauderdale, Florida! He stands six-nine and weighs two-hundred and eighty-nine pounds! He is the reigning, and defending
REBEL PRO World Heavyweight Champion… JAKE PHOENIX!

And then the big brutish Jake Phoenix comes through the curtain, REBEL World Title dangling from his hand. His eyes are hidden by his ever-present black
Oakleys. The crowd gives a mixed reaction. Many fans boo, The Show certainly getting a louder favorable reaction. But once again, there is a contingent
of fans – even bigger than last week – that stand up and cheer their lungs out for the big Phoenix! Jake snorts in their direction, once again surprised,
but a little less so than last week…

ROB MARTINEZ: But you have to think that this kind of match, Falls Count Anywhere, has to play into the champion’s favor. Jake Phoenix’s strategy is simple:
Hit things until they stop moving! And this big man hits hard. It will be interesting to see what kind of strategy the former All-American wrestler uses
here WHOA! THE SHOW OVER THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ONTO PHOENIX! RING THE BELL, THIS IS UNDERWAY!

Referee Jimmy Johnston does just that as the crowd goes crazy! Chad not even waiting for Jake Phoenix to get into the ring, taking him down with a slingshot
cross body all the way to the floor! The Show firing right hands into the head of Jake Phoenix, who is more stunned than hurt, but The Show is ALL over
him. Chad pulls Jake up, who stops that with a big shot to the gut. Jake with an Irish whip to Chad Kurtis, REVERSED, Phoenix right into the steel ring
post! Jake turns around with a grimace, holding his right shoulder, DROPKICK KURTIS! Sends Jake flying backwards cracking the back of his head right into
the steel ring post again! Chad yells to the fans, then drops an elbow, going for a quick cover. ONE, T—

Only a one-count, Jake throws Chad off. So much strength in the near seven-foot REBEL Pro champion. Chad Kurtis pulls Jake up by the hair and sends him
into the ring. A few fans boo, wanting Falls Count Anywhere to mean ANYWHERE… Chad with an Irish whip, followed by a drop-toe hold! Phoenix hits the
canvas and Chad floats over into a headlock!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis absolutely taking it to Jake Phoenix like we’ve never seen anybody do in the early going! And now he’s brought it back in the
ring. If there’s one area where The Show has the advantage, it’s in the pure wrestling category. He was an All-American at Duke University, he is a decorated
professional champion, and he’s done it all in the ring. This may be the best strategy The Show could use, even if the REBEL fans want to see utter mayhem.
Phoenix gets up, Chad just working the headlock like nothing else. Jake counters with a back suplex, Chad lands on his feet, hooks a rear waist lock. Phoenix
gets his hands underneath and breaks the grip, spins around into his own rear waistlock and then takes Chad down to his belly. Phoenix paintbrushes the
back of “The Show’s” head and stands up with a ugly grimace. His fans cheer loudly as the others boo. Chad gets up, Phoenix smirking. “You want to wrestle,
huh?” The Show shrugs and the two circle.

Lock-up, the bigger Jake Phoenix absolutely out muscling The Show. He uses that strength to get behind Chad with another waist lock, looking for a German
Suplex, but Chad throws his weight forward, refusing to let go. Chad goes to Jake’s iron grip… and manages to break it with a struggle! He uses all his
power to get Jake’s hands away from his waist, then slips behind Jake! And then WHOA! The Show with a side takedown, slamming Jake on his belly showing
great power…

And The Show rides Jake, paint brushing the champion on the back of the head before getting up. Jake roars in anger at that as the crowd goes crazy. It’s
Chad’s turn to smirk, and Jake doesn’t look too happy. He snorts and makes it look like he doesn’t care.

ROB MARTINEZ: And I don’t think the champion is altogether pleased at being rid by Chad Kurtis, no matter how he tries to hide it. And if there’s one thing
Jake Phoenix is unaccustomed to, it’s coming out on the short end. Chad Kurtis gave it right back to him!

Jake circles, snorting like an angry bull. They lock-up again — Jake just SHOVES Chad into the ropes.

Oh.

Chad gets up, Jake says come on in again. They lock-up — another SHOVE down to the canvas. Phoenix flexes a bicep, smirking. He’s damn well the stronger
of the two men, that’s not for dispute. Once more Chad gets up and Jake says “Aw come on, let’s tie up and have your ‘wrestling’ match, bitch.” The Show’s
face is steel.

They tie-up

NO! Chad sneaks right behind Phoenix this time quick as a whip! Jake turns around, THE SHOW with a right hand! Another! Another! He actually has Jake Phoenix
reeling! Phoenix against the ropes, Chad Kurtis charges him with a clothesline, countered by a backdrop sending Chad ALLTHEWAYTOTHE — ring apron. Phoenix
turns around, he senses it didn’t go quite as well as he wanted. He fires on Chad, blocked! Chad grabs around the head and drops down, hotshotting Jake
on the top rope! Phoenix hits the canvas, holding his throat, and The Show leaps back up to the ring apron. Phoenix gets up slowly, and Chad waits for
the perfect moment…

SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS!

The Show covers, ONE, TWO, kick-out!

Well then, it’s time for a STANDING MOONSAULT!

ONE, TWO, KICK-OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis WILL NOT BE DENIED! We have never — NEVER — seen any wrestler dominate Jake Phoenix like this! I don’t think Jake Phoenix
even remembers a time when he was outmaneuvered at every time like he is right here.

And now “The Show” pulls Phoenix to his feet, hooking him for an Inverted STO/Flatliner — Phoenix don’t want that one! He elbows Kurtis in the side of
the head to get free, then hits a boot to the gut. That stuns “The Show” and Jake takes full advantage, backing off the ropes and turning his man inside
out with a sickening lariat.

ROB MARTINEZ: And just like that, Jake Phoenix may have turned the match around. When you have the power, the strength behind you that Jake Phoenix does…
one big move might be all you need.

Phoenix gets up, stomping Chad a few times before roughly pulling him up. A furious, maybe even feeling humiliated, Jake Phoenix literally picks up and
throws Chad Kurtis into the turnbuckle hard. He steps in and throws his first big soupbone of the match right across the face of Chad. Other hand, soup
bone, another one, and then right into the mid-section with repeated rapid-fire blows.

ROB MARTINEZ: The World Champion using what brung him to the dance!

Phoenix with an Irish whip of Chad onto the ropes, WITH IMPACT. Chad can’t help but stagger out as Jake hits the opposite ropes BIG BOOT! The Show goes
down… cover! ONE, TWO, KICK-OUT! Phoenix yells at Johnson that it was a three. He throws a couple shots to The Show before grabbing a handful of hair
and pulling him up. Arm-bar… into a short-arm clothesline that floors The Show.

Jake Phoenix looks out over the crowd, smiling an ugly smile. A third of the fans cheer, but many more boo. That don’t bother Jake. That’s just the way
he likes it.

The Show fires a shot at Phoenix that momentarily stuns the champ, but Jake just hammers down across The Show’s shoulder blades to stop that. The sick thud
of Jake’s forearms landing across The Show’s bare back! The Show sent into the corner. Phoenix uses the big size 16 to choke the man out, and it’s all
legal here in REBEL Pro Wrestling. Jimmy Johnson can’t do a thing about it.

Finally Jake lets go, he’s not going to beat the man that way, but he sure is doing damage, The Show gasping for air. Jake with a boot to the face, and
then picks up The Show. POWERBOMB — The Show fighting! On top of Jake Phoenix’s shoulders, throwing right hands in desperation! But Phoenix won’t be
denied, POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! The Show hits the canvas, COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THKICKOUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: My God! Oh my God, what a powerbomb to the turnbuckle, but somehow The Show kicked out! We’ve seen his resiliency, his heart time and time
again, we remember how he survived so much in his match against Stylin’ Kyle in February. But if Phoenix keeps hitting moves like this, I don’t know how
much longer that heart will hold out.

It might not be very long at all, as Phoenix raises on arm, classic Undertaker-style, waiting, waiting… Chad Kurtis finally pulls himself up and turns
around GOOZLE. CHOKESLAM— The Show swings around behind! Phoenix turns around, Chad with a right hand! Another! Another! Phoenix with a kneelift to cut
him off, Irish whips Chad into the ropes, Big Boot, Chad ducks under it, comes back with an HBK-style flying forearm! Phoenix doesn’t go down, staggers,
Chad throws a mix of rights and forearms, backing Jake into the ropes. Chad with a head of steam, runs the ropes, CLOTHESLINE

AND BOTH MEN GO OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR BELOW!

The crowd is on their feet, knowing that business is about to pick up. Chad Kurtis is the first on his feet, however, and he heads to the ring apron, what’s
he trying to do here? Chad back in the ring, he runs through the ropes SUICIDE DIVE

GOOD.

GOD.

Jake Phoenix grabbed a nearby steel chair and THREW IT AT KURTIS IN MID-FLIGHT, RIGHT IN THE FACE. “The Show” splats on the concrete, dead. Jake makes a
cover, ONE, TWO,

KICK-OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis wants it so bad, but it may have cost him right there. Good God, what a brutal move by Jake Phoenix. And now he may be in control
on the outside… and that’s a dangerous place!

Jake picks up Chad, rocking him with a soupbone. Another one knocks Chad over the guardrail into the first couple rows. Jake steps over the guard rail big-man
style, and picks up The Show. “MOVE!” he yells and the fans scatter. IRISH WHIP —

Chad reverses

DROP TOE-HOLD!

Wrestling from The Show once again, but this time Phoenix smashes his face right into a chair! The Show then grabs a chair of his own, what’s he doing?
He leaps up onto the guardrail and… MOONSAULT WITH A STEEL CHAIR ONTO JAKE PHOENIX! HOLY CROW! ONE! TWO! THKICK-OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: The fans here in Charlotte are loving every minute of this! “The Show” sacrificing his own body to take out Jake Phoenix, almost scoring a
three-count right there. This match is taking its toll on both men, what will it take for either man to win this?

Chad is up first, wincing in pain. That move hurt him too, but not as much as Jake. He grabs a steel chair, Jake is up, and we all know The Show grew up
in Kentucky, because it’s a swing any Louisville Slugger would appreciate! CLANG! Jake actually doesn’t go down, he just seems to sag in one spot, lights
out. The Show grabs him… FLATLINER ONTO THE CONCRETE! Chad sucks up the pain and hooks a leg…

ONE!

TWO!

THKICKOUT!

Jake will not be denied, but how much more can he take? Even this big man? “The Show” says it’s time to finish it, he pulls Jake up with his head between
his legs! Security is trying to keep the wild crowd from getting too close, they’re fighting in the scattered sea of chairs that were the fourth and fifth
rows.

CK FINALE!

Jake counters with a double leg-take down! He cinches Chad up, snarling, and then catapults him even further away from the ring! They are beneath the balcony
area in the Grady Cole Center, but this ain’t Opera! Chad crashes into a series of chairs and comes to rest on his back. Jake sees a nearby table and momentarily
considers it… but he remembers that he almost lost their last meeting trying to set up a table. Instead, he stomps on Chad Kurtis to the mixed cheers
and boos of the crowd. More boos then cheers, but Jake just smirks.

ROB MARTINEZ: The CK Finale could have ended this and brought the REBEL title back around Chad’s waist, but instead Jake Phoenix is back on the offensive,
and this does not look good for the challenger! What is Phoenix doing with that chair? He’s got it set up, what is he, want to take a seat… oh no. OH
NO! PHOENIX WITH THE GOOZLE — CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE OPEN CHAIR! OH MY GOD! CHAD KURTIS IS BROKEN IN HALF!

The crowd begins to chant HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT. No KIDDING. Jake drops down, exhausted, and makes a cover. He counts in the air along with Jimmy Johnson’s
count…

ONE

TWO

THREEEEEEEEE

NO! NO! NO! KURTIS WITH THE SHOULDER UP ON SHEER INSTINCT AND DESPERATION!

HOW? HOW? The crowd can’t believe it, the volume just amped up, Jake Phoenix is going “DIE ALREADY!” He looks out over the fans, evil intentions on his
face, teeth clenched.

A thumb drawn across his throat.

Somehow, someway, Chad Kurtis is getting to his feet. Is he even all there? It won’t matter.

Jake Phoenix scoops him up, flips him upside down, and delivers the second TOMBSTONE.

At least, that was the plan.

Chad Kurtis kicks and struggles and manages to slide out behind Jake Phoenix! He locks up Jake from behind, and then delivers the Backdrop Driver on the
concrete.

Starmaker.

Kurtis can’t cover immediately, the crowd going ballistic. Kurtis, reaching an arm across Jake finally, with the cover.

ONE

TWO!

THREEE

NO!

Jake Phoenix kicks out! He kicks out!

ROB MARTINEZ: HOW! HOW DID HE DO IT? I can’t believe it, you’ve got to be kidding me!

Chad Kurtis must feel the same way. He gets up, slowly, and steels himself for one last gasp. Jake is getting up… Chad with a toe-kick! CK Finale, Jake
won’t go over, backdrop, Chad lands on his feet. Jake turns around WHIP! CHAIR HUCKING! Jake staggered, Chad clocks him with another chair shot! Jake is
still on his feet, swaying, and The Show grabs a table stacked near the “EXIT” sign where they are. What in the… The Show remembers how he was beaten
last time, a Tombstone through a table. He quickly sets the table up, giving Jake time to regain his bearings…

WHAM!

Another sick chair shot from Chad Kurtis! And this time Jake Phoenix falls on top of the table, eyes glazed over. And Chad Kurtis — disappears through
the “EXIT” doorway?

ROB MARTINEZ: Wait a minute, where did Chad just go? Jake Phoenix is laid out on top of this table, the lights are on but I don’t think anybody’s home.
This crowd is as confused as I am… oh god. Oh my God, Chad Kurtis, what are you thinking? What are you thinking, son, think of your career!

The Show has appeared IN THE BALCONY. Jake Phoenix STILL has not moved. He’s directly below as The Show steps out onto the edge of the Balcony, the ledge,
the crowd STANDING as one, people covering their mouths in horror, fans chanting “SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! SHOW!” rabidly! Chad Kurtis looks down at the motionless
form of Jake Phoenix, at least fifteen feet below him…

Flash back to Kurtis vs Roberts, Bloody Valentine. “The Show” leaps off the top of a steel cage with an unbelievable 630 degree splash, finally putting
Kyle away after one of the greatest matches in REBEL Pro history to win, undisputedly, the REBEL Pro World Heavyweight Title.

THE SHOW LEAPS

360

450

630

MORE

720

TWO COMPLETE REVOLUTIONS

JAKE PHOENIX SLIDES OFF THE TABLE

CHAD CRASHES AND BURNS THROUGH IT TO THE FLOOR BELOW, NOBODY HOME.

The crowd chants HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, Jimmy Johnson checking on “The Show” frantically as the crowd is going crazy, concerned, excited, cheering, disbelieving…
Jake Phoenix is barely moving himself. But he is able to throw an arm across Chad Kurtis’ heaving chest in the wreckage and splinters of the table.

ONE

TWO

THREEEEEE SHOULDER UP.

ROB MARTINEZ: HOW? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? CHAD KURTIS SOMEHOW GETS A SHOULDER UP AFTER A DIVE FROM THE DAMNED BALCONY? MIRACLES DO HAPPEN! CHAD KURTIS IS STILL
ALIVE!

Jake Phoenix staggers to his feet, pulling up a barely resisting Show. The crowd is chanting, begging for one more miracle. Phoenix flips The Show upside
down for a second time…

And this time, there is no counter, there is no way out.

TOMBSTONE.

Phoenix slumps over “The Show.” One, two, three.

All out of miracles.

JENNY JERSEY: Here is YOUR winner… and STILL REBEL Pro World Heavyweight champion, JAKE PHOENIX!

ROB MARTINEZ: As God is my witness, we have seen it all here in REBEL Pro, tonight we will still a BARBED WIRE match, but we have never seen a match in
REBEL that was as emotional, as dramatic, as amazing as what we have just witnessed! “The Show” Chad Kurtis and Jake Phoenix did not just leave it all
in the ring, they left it all over the Grady Cole Center here tonight in pursuit of the REBEL Pro World Heavyweight title. How can you ask for more than
that from two amazing professional wrestlers?

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INFAMOUS: The Return of Barbwire
04/09/2008
Davidson and Manny X try to kill each other again!

Davidson reaches under the ring and pulls out a table! The crowd erupts into a “We Want Tables!” chant. Manny slides out of the ring and clubs Davidson
from behind as he’s sitting up the table.

ROB MARTINEZ: I can only be thankful that Manny didn’t wear a thong to the ring tonight.

Manny pops Davidson’s head back with an uppercut and then hooks him for a suplex. Davidson reverses it and it’s Manny who lands hard on the concrete floor!
Davidson returns to his table, placing one end on the ring apron and the other on the guard railing. Manny is getting back to his feet when he takes a
shot to the ribs from Davidson. Davidson takes a chair from a ringside fan and smacks it across the back of his former partner! Davidson drops the chair
onto the floor and grabs Manny by the hair. Davidson tries to force the face of Manny into the bottom strand of barbed wire but Manny gets his hands up
for protection. Blood oozes from the hands of Manny as he tries to protect his face from the wire.

ROB MARTINEZ: Manny’s hands are being shredded on that barbed wire! I hope both these men have gotten tetanus shots!

Manny swings his right leg back and low blows Davidson! Manny pulls his bloody hands off of the wire and clotheslines Davidson down to the floor! With Davidson
down, Manny reaches under the ring himself and pulls out a steel chair wrapped with barbed wire! Davidson is getting to his feet. Chair shot to the head!
Davidson drops to all fours and Manny stands over him with a evil look in his eyes. Manny takes the barbed wire chair and tosses it into the ring. Davidson
is using the guard railing to pull himself up and we see that he’s been busted wide open! Right hand straight to the cut from Manny! Manny’s biting the
bloody forehead of Davidson! The fans along ringside are going crazy with blood lust.

ROB MARTINEZ: Manny has lost his freakin’ mind! If that’s even possible!

Manny pulls Davidson off of the guard railing and shoves him into the ring. Manny slides in after Davidson and picks up the barbed wire chair. Manny advances
on Davidson but the Shadowlands member lashes out with a kick to the gut of Manny! Davidson is up and hits a double thrust to the throat of Manny causing
him to drop the chair onto the mat. Davidson scoops up Manny and slams him onto the chair! The crowd groans as Manny screams out in pain! Davidson rolls
Manny off of the barbed wire chair and we see the back of Manny resembles raw hamburger. Davidson waits for Manny to pull himself up to his feet and takes
a swing. Manny drops out of the way and the chair gets tangles up in the top strand of barbed wire.

ROB MARTINEZ: Davidson was looking to take Mannys head off with that shot!

Right hand to the gut from Manny! Another hard shot to the ribs doubles over Davidson! Manny rips the chair away from the barbed wire and clubs Davidson
across the head with it! Davidson drops to the mat, his face a crimson mask. Manny hurls the chair to the mat, pulls Davidson to his feet and Irish whips
him into the barbed wire! The crowd groans as Davidson is hung up! Manny starts taking shots at Davidson, pelting him with stiff rights and lefts. Davidson
rips himself off of the barbed wire and Manny drops him with a big right hand. Amazingly Manny goes for a cover! One! Two! Davidson kicks out! Davidson
is pulled to his feet by Manny and takes a headbutt. A desperation rake to the face from Davidson stuns Manny. Davidson quickly hooks him, hoists him up
and crotches him on the barbed wire!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh…My….Balls.

The crowd (the men especially) groan as Manny howls in pain. Davidson leaps up and connects with a side kick to the head of Manny! Manny is knocked free
of the barbed wire and lands on the table Davidson set up earlier. Manny lays on the table, blood running down both his thighs. Davidson wipes the blood
from his eyes and approaches Manny. Manny is getting to his feet and Davidson reaches over the top strand of barbed wire and grabs him. Manny quickly grabs
the arm of Davidson and jumps off the table pulling the arm down across the top barbed wire rope! Davidson falls back into the ring cradling his bloody
arm. Manny slips back into the ring and slowly gets to his feet. Finding his barbed wire chair on the mat, Manny picks it up and approaches Davidson only
to be on the receiving end of a low blow!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh Jeez! Haven’t the testicles of Manny had enough? Wait, did I just say that? What have I become?

DDT from Davidson! A cover! One! Two! Manny kicks out! Davidson pulls Manny over to the ropes and shoves his forehead into the barbed wire! The barbs slice
into the flesh and blood pours from the head of Manny! Davidson releases Manny and reaches into his boot. Out comes a pair of wire cutters! As Manny tries
to clear the blood from his eyes, Davidson starts to snips off pieces of the barbed wire! With an evil grin, Davidson wraps strands of barbed wire around
his hand and waits for Manny to get to his feet. Davidson throws a punch but Manny dodges! Manny grabs an off balance Davidson and T Bone suplexes him
into the barbed wire! Davidson is tangled up in the wire and with every move he makes he suffers another cut.

ROB MARTINEZ: Manny still has gas in his tank! What a move!

Manny rips Davidson out of the barbed wire and nails him with his Cause Of Insanity! A cover! One! Two! Davidson kicks out! Manny grabs the barbed wire
chair and rubs it across the forehead of Davidson opening him up even more. Tossing the chair away, Manny pulls Davidson up and drives him to the mat with
his Gang Bangin’ Since ’94!!!! The crowd counts along with the referee! One! Two! Three!!!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match… MANNY X. FINNEGAN!

ROB MARTINEZ: Manny has won this thing in convincing fashion! What a bloodletting!

The referee raises the arm of a beaten and bloody Manny. He looks down at the unmoving Davidson and spits on him.

ROB MARTINEZ: Who says Manny doesn’t have manners?

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NAPW/REBEL Supershow V
04/15/2008
REBEL Carolinas Title: Nick Everhardt vs Mikey Massacre

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match is scheduled for one fall is and for the REBEL PRO CAROLINAS CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, the challenger.
He hails from Houston, Texas. Weighing in at two-hundred-twenty-seven pounds. NICK EVERHARDT!

‘Heretics & Killers’ starts up as Nick Everhardt steps out from behind the curtain. He makes his way down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans as he
heads towards the ring for this, his first chance at gold in REBEL Pro.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent. Hailing from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Weighing in at two- hundred-thirty-five pounds. He is the REBEL PRO CAROLINAS CHAMPION!
MIKEY MASSACRE!

Cue ‘Let It Go’ by Def Leppard and the champion appears at the top of the aisle with a steel chair in his hand, wearing his traditional singlet and A MANNY
X. T-SHIRT! And the crowd give him just as sizeable a pop as they gave Everhardt.

ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd love Mikey Massacre, especially after that tremendous victory over JJ Nickels at ‘Infamous’ last week.

Mikey is just about at the ring – when he throws the chair down to the ground! The crowd cheer again as he slides into the ring and immediately extends
his hand. And the two men shake!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a show of sportsmanship from both men here.

JACK JONES: Urgh, I’ve seen better…

Referee Dale McDonald holds the belt up above his head as the bell sounds to start this match. Both competitors step forward towards the center of the ring
as Mikey offers up a collar and elbow tie-up. Accepted. Neither man gets the advantage straight off the bat, but Massacre goes first as he ducks around
the back – only to be brought down by a headlock takedown. Everhardt gets caught by a leg scissors, forcing him to release the hold before both men re-attain
their vertical bases.

Now, to try again. Another collar and elbow grapple and this time, Everhardt manages to push his opponent towards the corner. The official calls for a break,
which he gets before the three count. The challenger backs off, allowing Massacre to leave the corner and the two of them lock up once more. Everhardt
gains the upper hand as he slips around the back, taking the champ off his feet with a belly-to-back suplex. Into an armbar.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mikey Massacre is a very sound technical wrestler, but the challenger, Nick Everhardt appears to have his number in the early going.

Massacre tries to counter the hold, but the best is he can do is reach the ropes as Dale McDonald calls for the break. Everhardt releases the hold and again
allows his opponent to get back to his feet – whereupon the challenger unleashes an offensive flurry! European uppercut, followed by some chops to the
chest and Massacre has been back against the ropes. An Irish whip sends him across the ring as he bounces back – into the EVERPLEX–NO! Mike Massacre blocks
with some back elbows causing Everhardt to release his grip. He stumbles back, and Massacre catches him with an atomic drop! The champion bounces off the
ropes – BULLDOG!

JACK JONES: How can these fans cheer both men? I’ve seen Joey Malone wrestle better matches than this – JOEY MALONE!

Massacre hooks a leg, only getting a two-count before the challenger kicks out. Everhardt is helped back to his feet as Mikey lines him up for a dropkick
- connects! And again – connects! Everhardt is dragged back to his feet again, before being caught by an arm wringer. Massacre twists around once for leverage
- but Everhardt reverses! Now it is he who has the hold locked in, and he takes the champ down with a leg sweep followed up by an elbow drop to the chest!
Both men scramble back to their feet. Mikey goes for a lariat – DUCKED – and the challenger goes behind — KOBASHI SPECIAL! Lateral press!

ONE!

TWO!

KICK-OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: The champion lost his head for a second and it nearly cost him!

Massacre is trying to get back to his feet, only to be caught by a small package! Two-count only! And Everhardt is on his man like a dog with a bone as
he traps the champion with a modified surfboard. His knee digging into the back as Dale McDonald checks for the submission. It’s not likely, but he’s got
to check.

JACK JONES: Is this one over yet?

ROB MARTINEZ: Nowhere near, Jonesy. The champ still has some fight in him, and he’s battling his way back to his feet!

Indeed he is, Rob. In fact, he’s on his feet. The adrenaline rushing through his veins as he works a reversal to the surfboard – putting Nick Everhardt
in a standing surfboard! Massacre breaks the hold before spinning his opponent around. A toe kick to the midsection doubles Everhardt over – SUPLEX –
NO! Everhardt uses his legs to block, and he goes for a suplex of his own — NO! Mikey drops down the back! Both men turn to face their opponent … STAND-OFF!
ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd are on their feet, showing their appreciation, but it seems like neither man can gain a real advantage in this match.

The champion pauses for a moment as he looks towards the crowd. He can hear their chants. They’re a REBEL Pro crowd – and they only want one thing! Massacre
points to the outside – and Everhardt nods in agreement! Both men climb out opposite sides of the ring as the crowd almost explode in anticipation!

Mikey Massacre has grabbed his chair from earlier, whilst Nick Everhardt is searching under the ring for one, which he promptly finds. Both men lift their
chairs in the air to a cheer from the crowd! The champ charges around the ring, but his opponent is on his way as well. Everhardt swings first, but his
chair shot is blocked by Massacre! And the champion bats the chair out of his opponent’s hands with a shot of his own. Everhardt looks shocked – until
he’s caught by a CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL! He’s staggering, but still standing as Massacre sends the chair straight to the rib cage of his opponent! The
challenger is doubled over on the outside, and Mikey lifts the chair high above his he–NO! Everhardt charges, sending the champ back first into the steel
guard rail! And Massacre is whipped into the steel steps, tumbling over them in dramatic fashion as he does so.

JACK JONES: You know, I still don’t see the appeal in this…

Mikey is using the apron to get back to his feet, fortunately his opponent is still feeling those chair shots. Both men are on their feet as Everhardt heads
towards the champ – shot to the midsection! Mikey’s fighting back! He lands a succession of shots to the gut of Nick Everhardt – DDT ON THE OUTSIDE! Massacre
with the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THNOOOOO!

ROB MARTINEZ: The champion with a near fall after that DDT at ring side.

And now, the champion is going under the ring. For the first time this show, what he’ll find, nobody knows. Well the crowd do as they spy that Mikey Massacre
has wood – in the shape of THREE TABLES! Everhardt is near the railings, using them to stand up as Massacre throws one of the tables at him! The second
he sets up against the ring. The third is set up in the aisle, and the first one, well that’s thrown into the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Nick Everhardt is out of his element in this hardcore atmosphere, and that DDT still has him more than a little woozy.

The crowd cheer as Mikey Massacre points towards the, uh, the second table. The one against the ring. He grabs his opponent by the head and limps towards
the table, dragging the dazed Everhardt behind him. Hard forearm shot to the face by Massacre – BLOCKED! Everhardt fires back with one of his own as the
two competitors trade blows! Massacre goes for a boot to the gut – CAUGHT! Massacre is spun around … EVERPLEX! THROUGH THE TABLE! And Everhardt goes
for the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREENOOOOOO! KICK-OUT BY MASSACRE!

JACK JONES: Ooh, so close to a new champion!

ROB MARTINEZ: Getting into the match then, Jack Attack?

JACK JONES: … shut up …

Mikey Massacre is in a heap, surrounded by the shattered table as his opponent crawls towards the ring steps. He’s getting back to his feet, and Massacre
is beginning to stir. Wait, Everhardt is dislodging the steps. He’s got the top half – THROWN AT THE KNEELING MIKEY MASSACRE! And that’s enough to bust
the champ wide open! The blood starts flowing as Everhardt goes for another cover.

ONE!

TWONOOOO!

Barely a two-count as Massacre gets the shoulder up! Everhardt can barely believe it, but he’s dragging the champion back to his feet before resting Mikey
against the ring apron. Everhardt with a knife edge chop, drawing a “wooo” from this North Carolina audience – as do each of the seven other chops that
follow. Massacre is grimacing in pain as Everhardt takes his turn to point towards the table in the aisle … Drawing a cheer from the crowd! And to the
two men set sail, avoiding the ring steps and the shattered table before Mikey gets thrown head first into the tabl–NO! He puts his hands down to block
before catching his opponent with an elbow to the midsection! Everhardt’s skull is bounced off the table — wait, a crowd member passes Mikey his chair
- CHAIR SHOT TO EVERHARDT! And it knocks him back onto the table!

ROB MARTINEZ: What is Mikey Massacre doing?

JACK JONES: He’s … heading into the crowd …

Momentarily at least, yes, as the champion and his chair are on the other side of the guard rails.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh, he’s not!

Massacre ascends to the top of the guard rail — SUPER FLYING ELBOW DROP WITH THE CHAIR — MISSES! And Everhardt rolls over into the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREENOOOOO!

Massacre gets the shoulder up! And now, Everhardt really can’t believe it! He’s shaken, and bleeding slightly from the last shot, but the challenger is
back on his feet and is dragging his opponent towards the ring. Mikey is rolled back in under the bottom rope as Nick follows him in and once again, he
lifts Massacre back to his feet. Albeit doubled over. Everhardt hooks the arms as he goes for his patented, ‘Welcome to Houston Mother F*cker’ – but Massacre
blocks, lifting his opponent up in the air! The crowd cheer as their champion counters with a back drop, slamming Everhardt down to the canvas! Both men
are surprisingly quick back to their feet as Massacre connects with a forearm shot to the face, only to be met by an uppercut back! Headbutt by Mikey,
and he gets a chop in return! Massacre tries for a third, but his haymaker is blocked. Everhardt nails his opponent with a stiff forearm before going for
the toe kick – and his leg is caught! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! Massacre catching his opponent with an inverted atomic drop, and he follows up with a boot
to the gut. Everhardt is doubled over as Massacre hooks a leg – FISHERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE TABLE! With a bridge!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner and STILL REBEL CAROLINAS CHAMPION, MIKEY MASSACRE!

ROB MARTINEZ: He’s done it! The champion retains in a hard fought contest!

Mikey Massacre is up and helps Nick Everhardt up. The crowd is going wild, as the two men SHAKE HANDS! Nick exits the ring respectfully, and hears an ovation.
Massacre is soaking in Mikey chants, and through the noise, Mikey doesn’t see the man coming through the crowd. He is carrying a piece of glass. He holds
up the glass which says, “THIS IS REALLY HARDCORE.” The man holding it is, MANNY X. FINNEGAN and he enters the ring quietly. Mikey feels someone behind
him. Turns around..

AND GLASS GOES EVERYWHERE! IT SHATTERS OVER MIKEY’S HEAD.

ROB MARTINEZ: What the hell is he doing?

JACK JONES: It looks like he is making a case for the Super Series Challenge REBEL has planned. What a stupid idea, letting champions and other wrestlers
pick their opponents.

ROB MARTINEZ: All he had to do was say, pick me.. and Mikey would have. He didn’t have to knock..wait… he isn’t knocked out, he’s moving.

JACK JONES: Manny is already down the aisle, so he doesn’t see him. Mikey is up though.

Mikey Massacre looks stunned, pissed, and still somehow is standing.

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NAPW/REBEL Supershow V
04/15/2008
Ladder Match for the REBEL World Tag Team Titles: Black Underground Railroad vs El Rey & Zeke

“With A Little Help By My Friends” by the Beatles plays. Stone Zellor and Lady Sparks emerge from the curtain and make their way to the ring. Though Zellor
is getting booed, it seems like the booing is less than it normally is thanks to the t-shirt he is wearing. The front of it is a tuxedo print while the
back reads “WOOOOOOOO” and then underneath that: “Give us a WIGGLE!” Zellor still manages to argue with a few fans on his way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: The challengers, the former REBEL World tag team champions! Coming to the ring, accompanied by Lady Sparks, he weighs in at one-hundred and
seventy-four pounds, one-half of the Black Underground Railroad, STONE ZELLOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Are Zellor and Assman coming out to the same music?

JACK JONES: I cannot BELIEVE that Zellor is wearing that RIDICULOUS shirt!

Assman emerges from the curtains a moment later, also sporting the tuxedo t-shirt.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, he weighs in at two-hundred and thirty pounds, the other half of the Black Underground Railroad, MIKE “ASSMAN” TREY!”

There is a solid Assman contingent but an equally strong group of people booing and hissing at Zellor. For the moment, the Assman contingent is winning
since he came out second. Assman does the Wiggle on his way to ringside and acknowledges his many fans on his way to the ring.

“Baila Casanova” starts to play. A moment later, out comes El Rey de Corizones, accompanied by the beautiful Montaña Rose, to great cheers. El Rey is carrying
two dozen roses in his hands. He starts handing a rose to every lady, young or old, of which there aren’t very many. So he ends up giving three to a rather
feminine-looking man sitting ringside.

JENNY JERSEY: Their opponents, the current REBEL World tag team champions! Accompanied by Montaña Rose, he weighs in at two hundred and forty five pounds.
From Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico… EL REY DE CORIZONES!

“Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed!”

El Rey waits for his partner to come out. Cuzin Zeke emerges, instantly acknowledging the fans who are cheering for him. The crowd is really behind the
two of them.

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner… he weighs in at two hundred and fifty nine pounds. He is from Turkey Cross, Kentucky… CUZIN ZEKE!

There are two ladders set up on either side of the ring. Both teams look at the placement of the ladders but do not touch them yet, wanting to wound their
opponents first before bringing them into the ring. Both of the tag team championship belts are hanging from the ceiling.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a match this is going to be! The THIRD of hopefully many to come!

JACK JONES: Frankly, I think Zellor should drop Silly Ass and go straight for the Carolinas title so jabronies like Everhardt and Massacre aren’t playing
with each other for it. I’d say he should go after Phoenix but then I’d have a tough time picking a favorite there.

ROB MARTINEZ: And the bell rings! We are underway!

El Rey locks up with Zellor. Zeke locks up with Assman. Zellor with a face lock on El Rey but El Rey breaks out and rings Zellor’s arm. Zellor reverses
and rings El Rey’s arm. El Rey with a quick kick to the gut and a hip toss to Zellor.

ROB MARTINEZ: These two teams have set the standard for this division!

JACK JONES: I think Stone Zellor has set the standard. Trey’s along for the ride. And don’t get me started on Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-immigrant.

Meanwhile, Zeke has Assman in a cobra clutch in the middle of the ring. Assman with a series of elbows to Zeke and he is free! He pushes Zeke off of the
ropes but Zeke reverses. Zeke goes for a big boot but Assman catches it! He trips out his other leg and applies a leg lock to the hillbilly down on the
mat.

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s smart! Assman knows if you can injure an opponent’s leg in a ladder match you increase the amount of time it’ll take him to climb the
ladder.

JACK JONES: Maybe it’s smart but this is a ladder match in REBEL Pro. This isn’t cricket!

Zellor and El Rey continuing to exchange moves. Now it’s Zellor’s turn for a hip toss. He furiously stomps away on the mask of the luchadore. Picks him
up and tries to ram his head into the turnbuckle but El Rey blocks it! El Rey with an elbow, grabs Zellor and throws HIM into the corner. A flurry of rights
from the Mexican champ! He whips Zellor into the corner… but Zellor reverses! Zellor runs after El Rey but El Rey jumps up onto the turnbuckle, jumps back
and lands behind Zellor. He hooks Zellor’s waist for a suplex but Zellor flips and lands on his feet behind El Rey! Now Zellor with a waist lock of his
own. He goes for a suplex but now El Rey lands on HIS feet! And there’s Assman out of nowhere, grabs El Rey’s head and nails him with a neck breaker!

JACK JONES: The Redcoats are coming! The Redcoats are coming!

Zeke is slowly standing, his leg having been in a lock for nearly a minute. Zellor is quick to capitalize on his leg, kicking at his knee. But Zeke catches
his leg and pulls.. Zellor hits the mat hard! Zeke back to his feet, catches Zellor with a scoop and a slam. Zeke off of the ropes and lands an elbow on
Zellor. Now he is delivering a series of stomps!

ROB MARTINEZ: So far this match has been about as even as it comes!

JACK JONES: If the Black Underground Railroad win, are we going to have these two teams wrestle each other AGAIN? Dammit, I want to see the Nation of Innovation
and the Dark Market have their chance!

ROB MARTINEZ: Natural Destruction have a claim to a title shot, don’t forget. And Young and-

JACK JONES: Yeah, yeah!

Assman is going to the outside for one of the two ladders. He folds it and is carrying it into the ring… but El Rey meets him with a baseball slide! Right
into the ladder! Assman falls back and the ladder lands on top of him. He is holding his chest. El Rey capitalizes. Asai moonsault off of the apron onto
the ladder which is on top of Assman!

ROB MARTINEZ: That is one of those moves that only hurts your opponent SLIGHTLY more than yourself!

JACK JONES: That’s why if I wrestled I’d stick to eye gouges and low blows.

Zeke has Zellor down in the corner and is delivering kicks to his mid-section. He backs off for a second to acknowledge the cheering fans.. just enough
time for Zellor to get a low blow in! Zellor back to his feet. Pimp slap! Eye gouge! Right hand! Left hand! Right hand! Left hand! Another eye gouge! Discus
clothesline! The big man is down.

JACK JONES: THAT is how I would wrestle! Stone Zellor needs to open up a wrestling academy! SIGN ME UP!

El Rey is slowly getting to his feet. But so is Assman. El Rey grabs the ladder and swings it at Assman but he ducks it. He grabs it, takes El Rey’s head,
and makes them meet! He has the ladder now, sends it into El Rey’s midsection. And brings it down hard over El Rey’s back! He slides it into Zellor. Zellor
takes the ladder and brings it down over Zeke’s back, but no! Zeke rolls out of the way. Zeke is back to his feet. Zellor swings it at him, Zeke grabs
it from him! Runs it into his gut! Again! Zellor is doubled over. Zeke places the ladder down. He grabs Zellor… piledriver on top of the ladder! Zellor
is busted open!

ROB MARTINEZ: Look at the CRIMSON MASK!

JACK JONES: That LADDER is for CLIMBING ONLY!

Assman with a Russian leg sweep on El Rey. He sees Zeke setting up the ladder and gets back into the ring. As Zeke steps from the third rung to the fourth,
Assman charges forward, pushing the ladder, sending Zeke to the ground! Assman trying to get Zellor up so they can double-team the big man. Zellor is slow
to get to his feet but he and Assman go over towards Zeke. They pull him up…. Double-team fisherman suplex! That took a lot of energy, them trying to get
him up!

JACK JONES: You could tell that was mostly Zellor doing the lifting.

El Rey has climbed the turnbuckle. The Black Underground Railroad turn around… and El Rey hits them both with a cross body block! Now he’s got the ladder.
He is setting it up but sees that the Black Underground Railroad. is standing. He runs forward, trying to use it to send both of them out of the ring but
both Assman and Zellor duck, pull down the top-rope, and El Rey goes flying over the top-rope, landing HARD on TOP of the ladder!

ROB MARTINEZ: We’ve really seen the Black Underground Railroad working very well together tonight!

Zeke is standing… he runs forward, clotheslines the Black Underground Railroad. over the top-rope where they land on top of El Rey and the ladder! Zeke
going to the outside for the SECOND ladder. He brings it inside and is setting it up. On the outside, Assman is the first to rise. He grabs the ladder
at his feet and slides it into the ring. As Zeke is climbing the ladder, Assman charges forward with the other ladder, knocking it over where it lands
on the top-rope, sending Zeke to the OUTSIDE!! Zeke lands HARD on the outside, his fall being broken by ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH… MY… GOD!

JACK JONES: Heard of the boy who cried wolf?

ROB MARTINEZ: Of course.

JACK JONES: You’re like the announcer who called God. That man upstairs stopped listening to you years ago!

Now Assman is setting up his ladder. He is climbing up! El Rey is to his feet. He gets back in the ring.. and he’s picking up the ladder!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my god! He’s picking up the ladder with the Assman on it! This is DANGEROUS!

JACK JONES: Impressive, I can’t lie. He’s not your typical luchadore.

He’s walking the ladder away from the hanging title belts! Zellor is standing on the outside. El Rey DUMPS Assman from nearly the top of the ladder to the
OUTSIDE on TOP of ZELLOR!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh… my… GOD!

Now it is El Rey’s turn to climb the ladder. But he is moving slowly, clearly exhausted. He starts setting it up. Zellor is somehow finding the energy to
crawl into the ring.

JACK JONES: The story here is HOW is Zellor STILL moving?

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like Assman took the brunt of the impact.

El Rey is climbing up the ladder! But Zellor is running toward the ladder! He’s climbing up too! Rung by rung! They meet at the top. They are exchanging
rights and lefts! Both Assman and Zeke are knocked out on the outside! Zellor grabs El Rey’s head and bangs it off the top of the ladder. He grabs it again.
This time he jumps back off the ladder, using the force to smash El Rey’s head into it again! El Rey bounces back and falls to the mat!

ROB MARTINEZ: This match might determine who the champs are and who wins this feud for the belts, but what condition will the champions be in next month
when they have to defend their titles?

Zellor is quick to his feet and is once again ascending the ladder. Zeke is getting back into the ring now. He climbs up behind Zellor. Seizes him by the
throat! Choke slam off of the ladder! Now Zeke is ascending! But here comes Assman! He is in the ring and grabs Zeke’s foot but Zeke shakes it off. Assman
is shaking the ladder, trying to send Zeke off of it again. But Zeke decides to abandon ship and use the situation to his advantage. He leaps off! Cross
body block to Assman!

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow!

JACK JONES: How often do you think Zeke showers?

El Rey is getting to his feet. He hits the rising Zellor with a vicious heart kick! He grabs Zellor and tosses him to the outside. Zeke and El Rey both
pick up Assman and throw him alongside his partner! El Rey is climbing up the ladder. Oh my god! The Black Underground Railroad just picked up the ladder
that was on the outside and threw it into the ring!

ROB MARTINEZ: And the ladder HITS the other ladder, KNOCKING it OVER! MY GOD!

JACK JONES: Thank God for Zellor’s keen vision and unruly strength!

El Rey hit the mat HARD! The Black Underground Railroad. are back in the ring. Zeke goes for a double clothesline but they both duck. They run off the ropes
and each grab Zeke. Double running bulldog! Zellor now climbing up to the middle rope. Assman picks up Zeke and hits him with a back breaker. But he keeps
him in place as his partner lands a leg drop right into the throat of the big man!

ROB MARTINEZ: What a move! These two are really working well together tonight!

Now Zellor is going up top again, this time climbing up the turnbuckle near El Rey. He goes for a diving headbutt… but El Rey rolls out of the way just
in time! Assman picks up El Rey. He goes for a snapmare driver but El Rey pushes him away and Assman lands on his back. El Rey up… Lionsault onto the man
from Manchester, England! Zeke getting to his feet. El Rey Irish whips Zellor right into a Big Boot from Zeke but Zellor ducks it! He hits the big man
with a knee lift, then clotheslines him over the top-rope! El Rey charges Zellor. Zellor with a back body drop! No! El Rey reverses into a headscissors
takedown!

ROB MARTINEZ: He might be a big luchadore but he moves like he weights under two-hundred!

JACK JONES: Like Enrique Rodriguez.

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, if Rodriguez paid less attention to his sideburns, then maybe.

Zeke grabs the foot of Zellor and pulls him out of the ring. Meanwhile, Assman has stood and has one of the ladders in his hands! He charges forward with
the ladder and swings it at El Rey… and clubs him! El Rey is down!

ROB MARTINEZ: Ouch!

Assman stacks the ladders on top of each other mid-ring. Now he’s doing the Wiggle!

JACK JONES: Listen to these idiot fans cheering for that! If I did that, they would boo me!

Back to business, Assman hoists El Rey up for a powerbomb! He’s going to land him on top of both ladders! No! No! El Rey reverses into a hurricanrana! Assman
lands HARD on BOTH ladders!

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like the Wiggle might have given El Rey enough time to recover in order to reverse the bomb!

JACK JONES: Told ya! Silly Ass.

Meanwhile, Zeke and Zellor are exchanging hard rights and lefts on the outside. El Rey picks up Assman… Tango Pasado del Amor onto the ladders! Assman is
BUSTED OPEN!

JACK JONES: Who’s wiggling now, Silly Ass?

El Rey is setting up one of the ladders again. Meanwhile, on the outside, Zellor has gained the advantage with a steel chair! He has busted the big man
wide open, returning the favor from earlier! Zellor, seeing El Rey climbing the ladder, leaves Zeke and runs into the ring with the chair. El Rey spots
him though! Missile dropkick off of the ladder to the chair into the face of Zellor!

JACK JONES: I recall this being a ladder match, now a ladders and chairs match. What was El Rey THINKING?

El Rey is slow to rise but is back on his feet, again setting up the ladder. Zeke is getting back into the ring. He throws Assman out of the ring… no! Assman
grabs the ropes and prevents it! He elbows Zeke in the gut… but Zeke responds with a hard lariat that finally sends Assman to the outside! Zellor is up
too. He grabs El Rey’s foot and yanks him off of the ladder! El Rey lands FACE FIRST! Zellor is climbing up top now!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is their best chance yet to win back the titles!

JACK JONES: Go ZELLOR! But take off that stupid costume first. This is YOUR victory. Don’t let Silly Ass taint it!

Zeke is climbing up the other side. They meet at the top! They are exchanging fists of fury! Assman is back in the ring. Looks like Zeke is gaining the
advantage. He hits Zellor with a hard punch and Zellor falls! But Assman is too quick to allow Zeke to grab the belts. He pushes the ladder over and Zeke
lands with his legs spread onto the TOP-ROPE!

JACK JONES: Whoops. Looks like Zeke can’t have sex with his sister tonight.

Assman goes over to Zeke and dropkicks him to the outside! He turns around only to be met by El Rey and a hard right! Another! El Rey whips Assman into
the corner. He runs in for a splash but Assman moves out of the way. El Rey hits the corner.. bounces back.. Assman catches him with a German suplex! El
Rey flips over and lands on his stomach!

ROB MARTINEZ: Trey knows how to deliver a good suplex! That’s for sure!

JACK JONES: Did you know British people don’t use toothpaste?

Zellor is back to his feet. El Rey is slowly rising. Zellor with a pimp slap to El Rey! El Rey staggers back, right into.. Assassination! He’s down!

JACK JONES: I wonder if he’d teach me the pimp slap.

Zeke is getting back in the ring. Zellor meets him with a right but Zeke blocks it! He hits Zellor with a right of his own. Assman goes for a lariat but
Zeke ducks it. Zeke with a big boot to Assman! He hoists Zellor up into the air! And throws him out of the ring over the guard rail into the crowd!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! What strength displayed by Zeke!

JACK JONES: That’s what incest does to your genes.

Assman is getting to his feet but Zeke has that steel chair! He CLOBBERS Assman with it! Zeke is now setting up the ladder. Zellor is trying to make his
way through the crowd but it looks like some of the fans are trying to prevent him from leaving!

ROB MARTINEZ: Some of them don’t want Zellor to prevent Zeke from retaining the belts!

JACK JONES: No, no, they are asking for autographs.

Zellor breaks free as Zeke begins the ascension. Zeke realizes he doesn’t have enough time before Zellor pushes him off of the ladder… so he jumps off of
the ladder.. Mudpuddle to Assman! Assman was beginning to get up when the huge mass of Cuzin Zeke landed right on his CHEST! That gives Zellor an opportunity
to climb the ladder.

ROB MARTINEZ: How does Trey recover from THAT?

JACK JONES: Go back to England, Silly Ass.

But El Rey has the same idea. They are both going up! Now Zeke is rising.. he’s going up behind Zellor. El Rey and Zellor reach the top. El Rey with some
hard rights to Zellor. Zeke catches up. He hooks Zellor… belly-to-back suplex off of the ladder! El Rey’s about to get the title!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is it!

But Assman is back up and pushes the ladder just in time!

ROB MARTINEZ: How did he recover from that Mudpuddle so quickly?!?

As Zeke rises, Assman grabs that chair. He returns the favor from earlier across the forehead of the champ! Zeke is back down. Assman going over to El Rey.
He swings the chair down at the smaller of the champs but El Rey pivots and performs a drop toe hold onto Assman who falls forward ONTO the CHAIR!

ROB MARTINEZ: The blood continues to flow!

JACK JONES: And they wonder why I call him Silly Ass.

Zellor and El Rey both standing… run at each other. El Rey goes up for a hurricanrana but Zellor hooks one of his legs! Zellor with a cradle piledriver!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a REVERSAL!

JACK JONES: He really should open up a school. I wasn’t kidding.

Zellor is picking up El Rey now. Going for his preferred type of piledriver… the tombstone! But Zeke is up and delivers an axhandle to the back of Zellor
which gives El Rey enough time to reverse the tombstone into one of his own! Zeke tells Zellor to wait, runs over and grabs the ladder and places it under.
El Rey about to tombstone him but Zeke tells him to wait again! He grabs the steel chair and places it on top of the ladder but as he is doing it Zellor
reverses it!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was risky!

JACK JONES: Or in other words, stupid, and not at all unexpected.

Zeke with another axhandle and El Rey reverses it! Zeke grabs Zellor’s feet for good measure. El Rey with an aided tombstone on the chair which is on the
LADDER!

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD!

JACK JONES: Two-on-one..

But Assman is back up. He runs off of the ropes… running snapmare driver onto Zeke ONTO the LADDER! Zeke’s head bounces off of the ladder and he lands on
his back!

JACK JONES: I hate having to cheer for Silly Ass in order to cheer for Zellor. Why couldn’t he have picked a tag team partner like Castle or Mr. Hollywood?
El Rey and Assman run at each other. Double clothesline and both are down!

ROB MARTINEZ: This has been a LONG match and the exhaustion is evident!

JACK JONES: I swear if this ends because of a time limit draw…

They are slowly rising to their feet again. Exchanging blows mid-ring! El Rey goes for an Irish whip but the Briton reverses it… El Rey reverses again!
El Rey drops down. Assman off of the ropes, leaps over him, off of the opposite ropes. El Rey up for a hurricanrana but Assman grabs him for a powerbomb!
But El Rey is fighting it with fists to Assman! He spins 180 and delivers a headscissors takedown!

ROB MARTINEZ: A nice series of reversals from men who should be WAY TOO TIRED to be doing that!

Assman quickly back to his feet but El Rey has used the opportunity to pick up one of the ladders. He rams into Assman’s gut! And across his back! And across
the BACK of his HEAD! El Rey setting up the other ladder now. Both Zeke and Zellor are standing. Zellor runs over to the ladder as El Rey begins to climb
it. He climbs up behind El Rey. He puts his head between his legs, grabs El Rey’s ankles, hoists the big luchadore up and away from the ladder and falls
backwards! The ladder is wobbling but stays upright.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a move! I don’t know what you’d call it but… what a move!

JACK JONES: Yeah, there’s gotta be something better than ‘what-a-move.’ God, Rob, I can’t do color commentary AND the play-by-play.

Zeke goes over to Assman who is beginning to stand up. A scoop and a slam. He picks Assman up again. He is going for a piledriver… Assman reverses into
a back body drop-NO! He can’t get the big man up and over! But he is fighting anyhow! Here comes Zellor!

ROB MARTINEZ: What is this?!?

JACK JONES: ZE-LLOR! ZE-LLOR!

Zellor jumped off of the back of his tag team partner and landed a dropkick to the chest of Zeke! Zeke staggers back. Zellor does it again, off of Assman’s
back, this time with a cross-body block. But Zeke catches him! Powerslam! El Rey is back to his feet. He runs at Assman who catches him with a spinebuster!
Zeke charges forward… big lariat to Assman as he stands up!

ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT A MATCH!

JACK JONES: Is that what you say when you have nothing specific to say?

Zeke goes toward the ladder. He is moving slowly. This has been a very long match and he is a very big man! He is climbing up the ladder slowly. He reaches
the top! But Black Underground Railroad. are up and they whip El Rey into the ladder! Zeke is falling… holy shit! Holy shit! Assman caught Zeke with an
Asscracker from the TOP of the LADDER!

ROB MARTINEZ: I thought that was IT! I thought Zeke and El Rey were about to RETAIN!

Zellor with a low blow to El Rey! He throws him over the top-rope.

ROB MARTINEZ: Zellor eliminates El Rey from the picture. And I don’t think Zeke is going anywhere any time soon!

JACK JONES: I bet Zellor taught Silly Ass that move.

Now Black Underground Railroad. are setting up the ladder. They’re both climbing it. They reach the top! They grab the titles!

JENNY JERSEY: The winners and FOR THE SECOND TIME, REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.. THE BLACK UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!

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Sands and Slams
05/06/2008
REBEL World Title: Nick Everhardt vs Jake Phoenix

The crowd pops up, and take notice as Jenny Jersey makes the following announcement.

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is your MAIN EVENT. It’s one fall to a finish for the REBEL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

ROB MARTINEZ: Nick Everhardt was the man challenged in this match. Jake called on him, with the ability to fight any non champion on the roster, he picks
Nick.

MURCIELAGO: He explained why though, he wanted to fight the common REBEL wrestler, the Everyman. And then he’ll stamp his boot to the temple of Everhardt’s
head to show the world how much better he thinks he is.

An underdog in most peoples minds, Nick Everhardt walks down the ramp way, as “Heretics & Killers” plays over the speakers. He slaps hands with the fans,
and he receives a decent ovation. He enters the ring, hitting the ropes a few times.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the challenger. He weighed in at two hundred twenty seven pounds and is fighting out of Houston, Texas. NICK EVERHARDT!

Surprise! you’re dead!
Ha ha! open your eyes

See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it
When you were alive and when you were in love
And when I took it from you!

And the champ is here. Half the crowd boos all they can. The other half… they treat Jake Phoenix like he solved the worlds energy crisis and made gas
a buck fifty a gallon. In other words, he is getting CHEERED! Jake has his sunglasses on, despite the sun already setting. He walks to the ring, exuding
confidence and ready to whip “Nick Everyman” as he called him.

MURCIELAGO: Nick Everhardt might need to just leave now. I’ve seen some tough men come through REBEL, and Phoenix is right up their in my league.

ROB MARTINEZ: No one will question the toughness of either one of you.

MURCIELAGO: They better not.

Jake turns his back to the ring, and takes off his sunglasses. He holds the belt high in the air, and tells Nick, “You’ll never WEAR THIS!” Jake spins around
to show the crowd. He turns around back toward the ring..

NICK EVERHARDT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!

Jake Phoenix is downed quick and Nick gets him up, then throws him into the ring. Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell, and we are underway. Phoenix tries to
get up but receives some wicked kicks to his back. Jake goes down to all fours and Nick unloads with a punt to the abdomen of the World champ. Jake rolls
to his back, holding his ribs. Nick Everhardt goes to the top rope, and FLYING ELBOW DROP! He goes for the cover.

ONE!

NOT EVEN A TWO.

ROB MARTINEZ: Nick Everhardt is going for broke!

MURCIELAGO: He needs to leave it all out in the ring tonight, or else he will be crushed!

Jake throws him off. Nick gets up quickly. Jake is struggling to get up. Nick takes out the left leg of Jake Phoenix, clipping it. As Jake lays on the ground,
Nick Everhardt looks for the Texas Cloverleaf 3000. Jake gets his bearings and UP KICK! It misses! Nick tries to lace the legs again, and UP KICK… THAT
DOESN’T MISS! Nick holds his face as Jake tried to kick a hole through it. Nick is down, trying to get feeling back into his jaw. The wind whips a bit,
and a beach ball lands in the ring. Jake boots it out and lets Nick get up. Nick does, and Phoenix nails him with a well measured clothesline. Nick’s head
hit’s off the mat with impact. Jake with a smirk as he survived the initial flurry from the well documented “under dog”.

MURCIELAGO: And it looks like Nick might have petered out.

ROB MARTINEZ: Just a change in momentum, no need to call the match over.

Jake picks up the man he laid the challenge too. He throws him into the far corner. He hesitates a bit, to yell something at a anti-Phoenix fan. He charges
in with a clothesline attempt, but Nick with a drop toe hold! JAKE’S HEAD SMASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Nick Everhardt with a school boy!

ONE!

TWO!

KICK OUT!

Nick and Jake get up basically at the same time. Jake is super pissed and nails a huge big boot to the face of Everhardt. Everhardt didn’t even have time
to think. Jake puts one boot on the chest of Nick and Jimmy Johnson asks Jake if he is for real. “Damn Right I am” and Jimmy goes for the count.

ONE!

SHOULDER UP!

Leg drop follows up the lackadaisical pin. He lays on top with the leg, and demands another count. Before Jimmy Johnson can do that, Nick has reversed it
and has Jake pinned.

ONE!

TWO!

Jake kicks out, and the time to play cat and mouse might be over!

ROB MARTINEZ: Toying with Nick Everhardt isn’t a wise move. Why is he taking him lightly?

MURCIELAGO: Jake has a big ego, and that ego is telling him that no one can stop him. And right now, who can say he is wrong?

Jake gets up and misses a clothesline. Nick nails him with a super kick as Jake turns around. Jake was near the ropes and hangs on them. Nick charges in
with a clothesline himself. Phoenix steps up in the “nick” of time and launches Nick, with help from Nick’s on momentum, in the air, landing him THROAT
FIRST ON THE ROPES! Nick whiplashes back and FULL ROTATING POWERSLAM! Jake hooks the leg.

ONE!

JAKE PICKS NICK UP!

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s just disrespectful.

MURCIELAGO: Gotta call that stupid. Phoenix had him and let him survive.

The crowd boos big time, with the exception of the Murder City Cabana Boys, aka Jake fans. Jake shrugs off the negativity and throws Nick on his shoulders.
Jake takes him over to the turnbuckle and SNAKE EYES on the turnbuckle. Nick hit head first and slouches in the corner. Jake turns him around and delivers
several shots to the ribs and body area. A flurry begins and out of PURE desperation, Nick Everhardt nails Jake Phoenix in the balls! Jake goes down faster
than Lindsay Lohan on Meth. Nick crawls to the outside. Jake crawls toward the ropes, trying to reach for his opponent. SAND TO THE EYES! Nick Everhardt
is using the REBEL rules, and the environment to his advantage. He grabs a steel chair, Jake is up slightly blinded. Nick in the ring.. CHAIR SHOT! Jake
staggers but doesn’t go down. ANOTHER! THE CHAIR BENDS AS JAKE GOES DOWN TO ONE KNEE! Everhardt bangs it against the ring in preparation of one more shot…
HE SWINGS AND

CHOKESLAM FROM JAKE PHOENIX! Jake leapt from his down position and stopped Everhardt DEAD in his tracks! Jake collapses to the mat as well, and blood trickles
from the head of Jake Phoenix. Jake rolls over, and places an arm over Nick Everhardt!

ONE!

TWO!

THRE- SHOULDER UP LAST SPLIT SECOND!

ROB MARTINEZ: Jake has to be regretting picking Nick up now.

MURCIELAGO: Yeah, but he hasn’t lost yet neither.

Jake didn’t expect to be fighting this hard, but it is what it is. Jake rises to his feet. Nick does too, eventually. Jake waits for the smaller man to
get up, and Jake charges with a boot. Nick side steps and Jake crotches the top rope. Nick kicks him good in the thigh, and Jake is fully on them, and
Nick shakes them to give Jake a “bad ride”. Everhardt finishes it off with a spinning wheel kick that sends the big man to the mat. Everhardt goes up top.
LEG DROP FROM UP TOP! He covers!

ONE!

TWO!

Jake Phoenix with a shoulder up. Everhardt turns Phoenix over and KNEE DROP ON THE LOWER BACK! Jake yells in pain. Everhardt lays in some forearms to the
back too. Everhardt grabs a leg and places Jake in a one legged Boston Crab. Phoenix’s height allows him to get to the ropes. Nick doesn’t let go, and
keeps the pressure. Everhardt finally lets go, and goes outside again, grabbing a table. He slides it in. The crowd is almost fully behind the challenger.
Jake to his feet, holding his lower back. Everhardt is in the ring and attempts a leg kick but has his leg grabbed. Jake trips Everhardt, then delivers
a big elbow to the sternum. Jake takes his elbow and grinds it in the face of Nick Everhardt. He then lets off with several elbows to the head of Nick
Everhardt creating a swollen left eye. Jake stands up taking Nick with him. SIDE WALK SLAM! Jake screams in pain as well though. His lower back is killing
him at this point. Jake picks up the chair, still in the ring from earlier clubbing. Nick sees Jake coming down with it and wisely rolls out of the way.
Jake attempts it again, and once again Nick moves.

Jake fakes it, and then tries, but receives a kick to the leg. Nick is up and SHINING WIZARD! JAKE IS OUT!

ONE!

TWO!

FOOT ON THE ROPE!

ROB MARTINEZ: Another near fall. Nick is giving Jake all he can handle.

Nick can be heard yelling DAMN! miles away. The crowd is hot. Nick takes the chair and lays into the back of Jake Phoenix. He nails him several times. Jake
is prone… TEXAS CLOVERLEAF THREE THOUSAND! Jake is locked in it.. in the middle of the ring.

Jake attempts to inch closer to the ropes. Jimmy Johnson is in position ready to witness a tap out. A tap out that… may or may not occur. Jake pulls himself
closer, dragging the two hundred twenty seven pounder along too. Jake’s hand reaches out and..

Nick is told to stop by Jimmy Johnson. Nick Everhardt falls to the ground! He is thanking God and seems to be in tears. The crowd erupts as Nick is overjoyed.
He gets up and then sees…

the most sickening thing ever. Jake’s hand is on the bottom rope. Jimmy was telling him to stop, cause Phoenix had reached the ropes.

MURCIELAGO: (LAUGHING) WHAT A SCENE!

ROB MARTINEZ: He thought his move finished him, but it wasn’t the case.

Nick looks like he has been beat in the face with baseball bat, several parts swelling. Jake is getting up. Nick tries to set up the table, finally realizing
that he NEEDS to do more. He abandons that idea, and measures the staggering Jake Phoenix. Nick Everhardt to the top…

MOONSAULT!

JAKE CATCHES NICK EVERHARDT! NICK LANDS IN THE POSITION FOR

TOMBSTONE… ON THE UN-SETUP TABLE!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner and STILL REBEL World Heavyweight Champion, THE MURDER CITY DEVIL, JAKE PHOENIX!

Jake is handed his belt, and he gets up.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a gutsy effort by Everhardt but in the end, Jake Phoenix still couldn’t be stopped.

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