Barroom Brawl 02/12/2009

02/12/2009
Hardcore Drinking is packed on a Friday night, but it’s not like any other Friday night… in the bar is set up the REBEL PRO wrestling ring! Booze flows
freely as the fans get merchandise and talk loudly, creating a huge buzz… and a cheer erupts when Jenny Jer$ey gets in the ring!

JENNY JERSEY: Hardcore Drinking, are you ready to get EXTREME?

BIG POP! OH YEAH THEY’RE READY!

JENNY JERSEY: This, your first match of the evening, is part of Bubba J’s Extreme Punishment as declared by the Man In Charge. Introducing first, from SWINGING
LONDON… one half of the REBEL Pro World Tag Team Champions, he is GREAT ALASKAN NINJA!… “THE INTERNATIONAL MAN OF HARDCORE”

INFERNO!

“Highway to Hell” blares through the speakers at Hardcore Drinking and from the back saunters Inferno, tag title belt over his shoulder. The crowd reaction
is mixed. Many of them hate the E.E. no matter what, but others will never forgive Bubba J for turning his back on them months ago.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent —

Speaking of the Ragin’ Redneck — BUBBA J comes rushing through the crowd of fans, carrying his newly made barbed wire baseball bat, and slides into the
ring in front of Inferno.

DING DING DING

Bubba J charges swinging the bat, Inferno ducks under full nelson on Bubba and the Redneck is down. The crowd is already behind Bubba chanting his name.
Shoe sneaks around the ref’s back and slides in a steel chair; Inferno picks it up and brings it down on the back of Bubba J. He goes down with a thud
as Inferno brings it down on him again. Bubba’s back arches from the pain of the chair and turns to try and stop the brutal assault. Bubba pulls on the
tights of Inferno and pulls him into the corner; Inferno’s face lands on the steel chair and he bounces back from the impact. Bubba J is up pounding on
Inferno with a Lou Thesz press, pounding his fists into Inferno’s temples. Inferno rolls Bubba over with a Lou Thesz press of his own; the pounding continues.
These two are rolling around, having forgotten about a wrestling match this is a full fledged brawl for the ages. If this is just the first match of three,
what are the other two going to be like? Inferno up Irish whipping Bubba into the ropes; he reverses and Inferno is sent towards the ropes. Bubba J follows
clotheslining Inferno up and over the top. The referee quickly follows outside of the ring, keeping Vincent and Shoe back. Bubba J with a steel chair and
it is his turn to bring it down on the back of Inferno with a loud thwack. Inferno arches from the pain and screams out in torture as Bubba J goes to town
on Inferno’s back. Bubba goes to bring the chair back down, but decides for the ring steps instead. He pulls Inferno up to his feet and throws him into
the steps; Inferno leaps onto the steps with a back flip onto Bubba who goes down.

Inferno is up and has the ring steps in hand. He brings them down onto Bubba’s midsection once, twice, three times before tossing them away like a kid who
is tired of a certain toy. A hysterical laugh comes from Inferno’s mouth as he catches a beer bottle that a fan threw at him. The bottle smashes over Bubba’s
head and the crimson flows in this match. Inferno lifts Bubba up to his feet and drops his throat across the flimsy guardrail at ringside. Bubba clutches
at his throat and turns just in time as Inferno is leaping from the ringsteps. Spinebuster onto the concrete and Inferno is clutching at his lower back;
Bubba grins as the crowd is going wild with chants of “Bubba” “Bubba”. The Ragin’ Redneck gets up and sees a poster in the front row that says “Bubba is
the Elite!” Bubba grabs Inferno’s head in his hands and makes him look at the sign. Inferno spits blood onto the sign from his mouth as a right hand from
Bubba J sends him rocking backwards and toward the ring. He Irish whips Inferno towards the ring and Inferno slides under the rope, up to his feet quickly
to catch a charging Bubba J in the mouth with a baseball slide. Inferno leaps from the top rope with a springboard suicide body splash.

BUBBA J MOVES!

“AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!”

Inferno collapses to the canvas, clutching his left ankle in pain! The referee rushes over quickly to check on the screaming Inferno’s condition. Inferno’s
screams are heard through the bar as Bubba, caught up in the moment, moves the referee aside and rolls the still screaming Inferno into the ring. The crowd
is cheering Bubba on to a victory and a fan at ringside yells something about “an elite wrestler wouldn’t miss a move that was that easy.” Bubba J covers
the screaming Inferno.

ONE… TWO… THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

The referee orders the paramedics over to ringside and they help Inferno up onto the stretcher. As they begin to roll him away Jenny Jersey picks up the
mic.

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match… Bubba J!

The first of three challenges is over, and Bubba managed to get through, thanks to a little help from a scary injury. The crowd is quiet, not sure what
to think…

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first, from a local boxcar, weighing in at … is this right? One hundred and twenty-seven
pounds! He is DEXTRO!

“Dope” by Paranoia hits and a scraggly, unwashed skinny heroin addict bounces through the curtain. Dextro looks amped up, in fact, a little too energetic,
as if he’s being “influenced”… The fans give a mixed reaction, more boos than cheers, but then! They cheer loudly as “Baila Cassanova” picks up!

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Montana Rosa and La Reina de los Mariposas… weighing in at two-hundred and forty-five pounds,
from Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico, he is EL REY DE CORAZONES!

El Rey de Corazones comes through the curtain to great applause. He bows to the few ladies in the crowd as he goes, drawing oohs. Behind him come two women
— La Reina de los Mariposas is pushing Montana Rosa in a wheelchair. El Rey steps into the ring and looks uncertainly at the skinny, skeevy Dextro. The
bell is called for!

DING DING DING

El Rey steps in for a tie-up, the skittery Dextro evades and gets behind. El Rey tries again, Dextro jitters out. And starts yelling at nobody in particular.
A bemused El Rey, ever the sportsman, refrains from taking advantage of the distracted opponent — and pays for it as Dextro suddenly charges El Rey,
knocking him through the ropes to the floor. The luchadore big man gets to his feet as DEX FLIES THROUGH THE AIR WITH A DEXSPLASH OVER THE TOP ROPE! He
takes out El Rey to the concrete. Dextro sits up and rocks, giggling to himself. He rolls into the ring… and grunts, he can’t go any further. Dex claws
forward, almost “swimming” on the canvas before looking back to see El Rey has his foot! Dextro kicks frantically and gets free, getting back in the ring.
El Rey follows to the apron, Dex tries to punch him! El Rey blocks and delivers a knife-edge chop that rattles the pintsize Dextro. A grab of the arm and
El Rey climbs the outside corner to the top rope…

WALKING THE TOP!

And DOWN across the hyperextended shoulder, “Old School” style! Dextro stumbles around, walks right a hook, a takedown, and the Arm Trap Standing leglock!
El Rey has it locked in, but Dextro almost bends in half getting around to get in the ropes, forcing a break. El Rey doesn’t seem to know what to make
of this little worm. He picks the small man up, suplex attempt, Dextro wriggles out, rakes the back after landing on his feet, and then runs away. El Rey
has had enough fun and games, he gives chase! Dextro runs like he’s on a coke binge (“like?”)! Dex jumps up on the announce table… DEXSAULT onto El Rey!
CAUGHT by the 245 pounder! El Rey has Dextro over a shoulder, barely sweating to hold the skinny dink up… it’s not El Rey’s style to slam on the concrete,
but he instead gorilla presses Dextro INTO the ring over the second rope! El Rey gets in, looking for Tango Pasado del Amor — LOW BLOW! Dextro tries
a Dexdriver, manages to get El Rey a little bit up, enough to drive him down on his head. That looked awkward! El Rey is woozy but getting to his feet,
Dextro goes up top! He flies off with a sunset flip… BOMB! DEXBOMB! That could be all, but Dextro pops up with manic induced energy, skitters to the
top rope and lets fly a DEXSAULT! This one connects, and he hooks the leg for one, two… THREE! El Rey stunned by that combo and the ugly DexDriver!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… DEXTRO!

Dex rolls out of the ring and goes into the crowd, looking for… something. The fans give him a wide berth, trying their best to ignore his ravings like
they do the homeless dudes on main street. In the ring, El Rey is holding his neck as Mariposas gets in to check on him. No sign of Blood this week…
thank God. In any event, a big win for Dextro, that’s two in a row for the Meth Orphan… could he make it on the list?

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JENNY JERSEY: Our next match is scheduled for one fall!

“Working Class Hero” by Green Day cues up.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from Grover, North Carolina, weighing two-hundred and forty-one pounds… “THE DISAPPOINTMENT SINCE BIRTH” JEREMY JONES!
Some light cheers for the Disappointment who walks to the ring solemnly in a white wifebeater. He impressed some fans with his match against Dextro last
week, but they’re disappointed he hasn’t posted any promos on Rebel Pro Dot Com to teach them more about him.

The Godfather theme cues up…

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing his opponent, from the high crime section of Hickory, North Carolina, weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds… “SWEET” JUNIOR
SOPRANO!

Soprano makes his way to the ring, receiving some decent cheers from the fans based on his actions last week. He helped to eliminate Vincent Black from
the Six Man and the fans are appreciative!

The bell rings as the two similarly-sized men, both from North Carolina, eye each other. They lock up. But before either man can get an advantage, incredible
booing makes them look down the aisle… and they see Vincent Black, carrying a 2×4, headed their way! He enters the ring. Soprano with a right but it’s
blocked by Black. 2×4 to the FACE! Soprano falls to the ground, his forehead busted open. The Disappointment gets the wood in the gut, then across the
back, sending him to the ground. Black throws the 2×4 to the ground and picks up Jones… NEW HOPE! He picks up Soprano, same thing!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Black shoots snot rockets at the two men before leaving the ring to thunderous boos and death threats.

Alan Stone looks pissed, but what can he do… it’s REBEL… and that was… Vincent Black! He looks down and notices that Black had powerbombed Soprano
so close to Jones that the Graduate’s arm is draped over the Disappointment’s torso.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: And your winner… “SWEET” JUNIOR SOPRANO!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BLACK SUCKS! BLACK SUCKS! BLACK SUCKS! BLACK SUCKS!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following is the second match in BUBBA J’s EXTREME RECEIPT! Introducing first, from FUNKYTOWN USA, he is one-half of the world tag team
champion Great Alaskan Ninjas… “PAPA ROCK & ROLL” SHOE!

THE SHOEPERMAN cometh! Shoe in his “S” t-shirt comes out, strutting and dancing his way down the aisle. However, he gets in the ring and yells “come get
some you sockless bitch, this is for INFERNO man!”

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent… BUBBA J!

HERE COMES BUBBA! Shoe slides out of the ring to meet Bubba, throws a punch — blocked! Bubba rocks Shoe! Throws him into the steel post BONK. Shoe gets
plastered! Bubba grabs a chair from a fan

HUCK!

Right into the face of Shoe! Shoe hits the floor and Bubba raises his arms up high, to a … crowd pop? The fans seem to be getting on board with Bubba’s
impossible challenge. He got lucky against Inferno, but he has TWO full matches to go still. Bubba pulls Shoe up, Papa Rock & Roll is bleeding from the
head after that thrown chair! Wowee! Bubba rolls Shoe into the ring and gets in. Shoe however manages to throw some boots as Bubba comes in, slowing him
down. He picks his man up… SUPLEX! Bubba gets back up, Shoe kicks him in the face. With his shoe. HAW HAW. Bubba whipped into the corner, Shoe chokes
him out with his shoe. Referee wants a break, Shoe says “WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT? YOU CAN DO NOTHING!” He turns back around — BUBBA WITH A THESZ PRESS!
RIGHT HANDS RIGHT HANDS RIGHT HANDS! Shoe rolls out of the ring! Bubba follows, Shoe runs! All around the ring! Dives back in, Bubba dives back in after
him, Shoe stomping again, Bubba takes his legs down and RIGHT HANDS RIGHT HANDS RIGHT HANDS! Bubba gets off, waits for a dazed Shoe to get up — KICKWHAMSTUNNER
— BLOCKED! ROCKSTAR! — BLOCKED! Bubba elbows off Shoe and whips him to the ropes

SPINEBUSTER~!

ONE! TWO! Shoe kicks out! Bubba gets off and hits the ropes, drops a big elbow on Shoe. ONE! TWO! Kick-out! Bubba sends Shoe into the corner, charges in
— BOOT UP! SHOE INNA FACE! Bubba turns around —

DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

ONE! TWO! TH— BUBBA FOOT ON THE ROPES!

Shoe gets up, delivers a BIIIIG STANDING ELBOW, 80s style! Another cover, kick-out. Shoe picks Bubba up, sends him to the ropes, clothesline is ducked,
Bubba with a KICKWHAM — Shoe spins him around, HOOKS HIM!

ROCK STAR!

CENTER RING!

Shoe looks out over the crowd! He knows what’s next, so do they, and they’re BOOING! Shoe slaps one knee! Then the other! SWINGS THE ARMS BACK AND FORTH!
Hits the ropes! Jumps over Bubba! Hits the other ropes… and prepares to drop THE OTHER FOOT — but Bubba rolls to the outside just in the nick of time!
Shoe holds his ass from the TREMENDOUS IMPACT of that missed OTHER FOOT, as Bubba roots around under the ring. Shoe turns around as Bubba pulls out, and
holds up… FOUR LIGHTTUBES DUCT-TAPED TOGETHER! Bubba rolls back in and Shoe spies the tube contraption, his eyes bugging out. “NO!” Bubba nods his head,
oh yes!

“BUT — BUT — NO! MERCURY POISONING! YOU CAN’T! YOU CAN’T!”

Shoe gets down on his knees, literally begging Bubba not to use the SUPER VIOLENT AND STUPID LIGHT TUBES! “NOT THE MERCURY POISONING!” Bubba seems to relent,
seeing the wisdom of Shoe, that the dust from the breaking of the tubes would lead to serious health problems… and a light bulb goes off over his head
(figuratively). Bubba reaches into his pocket and pulls out a FACE MASK, hospital style. He puts it over his face as Shoe turns around to get away!

POPPPPPPPPKRAKKA!

LIGHT TUBES SHATTER ACROSS SHOE’S BACK! He stumbles around in a dazed, confused, pained circle…

KICK!

WHAM!

TRAILER PARK TRASH!

Shoe hits canvas, Bubba covers, the referee counts trying to avoid glass shards! ONE! TWO! THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner… BUBBA J!

The crowd pops huge for the win as Bubba J gets out of the ring and pulls the facemask off, tossing it to the crowd! The referee helps Shoe up as Bubba
heads to the dressing room. He’s two for two, but the night is not over yet… and his BIGGEST challenge still looms!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is the I Quit match!

The fans go crazy in anticipation of the words. They are having a good time here at Hardcore Drinking, drink specials, great food, and wrestling. But now,
it is turning to fighting, pure blood hatred between Mac and Ca$h.

“Refuse To Be Denied” by Anthrax queues throughout the bar and from a side door comes Ca$h. The fans boo at the song, they know who it is by now. Then,
they see what he is wearing down to the ring, a North Carolina Tar Heel football jersey and the boos grow to an overwhelming proportion.

JENNY JERSEY: From Boston Massachusetts, he weighs in at two hundred forty-seven pounds and stands at six feet four inches… CA$H!

Ca$h glares at them, using their boos to energize his movements. He stops at ringside and digs a steel chair from under the ring; he rolls under the bottom
rope and removes his jersey handing it off to a ringside technician.

“Scotland the Brave” begins to play over the speakers. The crowd, they explode with cheers, the building vibrates from the loudness. From the back runs
MacCulloch, no bottle of Mac’s Black and Gold, no weapon, but he removes a shirt and he slides under the bottom rope.

JENNY JERSEY: From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he weighs in at two hundred and thirty seven pounds, he stands at five feet eight inches…. MACCULLOCH!

DING DING DING

Mac with a right hand and Ca$h drops the steel chair. Mac with another right hand, Ca$h with a right hand; they are at blows already! They are in the corner
of the ring and are both throwing fists intothe other’s face. Mac with a huge uppercut that rocks Ca$h, dazing him. Mac with a running clothesline, Ca$h
with a backbody drop over the corner. Mac goes flying up and over, landing on the ring steps at the corner; his back bounces up from the impact. Ca$h grabs
the steel chair and climbs to the top turnbuckle; chair held high up over head. Mac gets up to his feeet, back turned to Ca$h, who leaps bringing down
the chair. It slams down heavily into Mac’s skull and the Scotsman crumples to the floor in a heap. Ca$h, brings down the chair again, twice, and a third
time. He is trying to draw blood, but so far is unsuccessful. Ca$h pulls Mac up to his feet Irish whipping him into the flimsy guardrail at ringside; it
falls over with the impact. Ca$h follows Mac out into the crowd and he snatches a beer bottle from a fan. Crash! The glass shatters over the back of Mac’s
head and a tiny bit of crimson trickles down Mac’s neck. Ca$h kicks Mac’s ass it rolls him over to face his adversary. Mac is grinning and motions for
Ca$h to bring some more. Ca$h grabs a steel chair and brings it down over Mac’s face.

Mac blocks it with a boot, driving it back into Ca$h’s face. Ca$h stumbles back Mac is up quickly with a short clothesline and they both go down. The crimson
is now starting to trickle heavier down Mac’s neck. Mac grabs the broken beer bottle neck and drags the chards of glass acrosss Ca$h’s forehead. The blood
flows freely over his face. Mac laughs and points at the bottle, he drags it across Ca$h’s face again, blood flows faster. Around them the crowd is parting,
wanting to be near the action, but not hurt by it. Mac lifts Ca$h up and over with a over the head suplex to the concrete. Mac grabs an empty steel chair
slamming it down into Ca$h’s bloody face. Mac climbs on top of an empty chair, diving with a double foot stomp into Ca$h’s face; a breaking noise is heard.
Mac Irish whips him towards a door marked “Employees Only”; Ca$h busts through the door into the kitchen. Mac quickly follows him into the room, the ref
is in hot pursuit. Employees are cooking up food orders and Mac grabs a fork bringing it down into the boot of Ca$h. Mac rips it out of the sole of Ca$h’s
boot and goes to bring it down again, blocked again. Mac is looking for another weapon and finds a plate, he grabs it with both hands and brings it down,
Ca$h kicks it back into Mac’s face.

The shards of the plate slice into Mac’s face and now he too is bloody, but not nearly as much as Ca$h. Ca$h rolls over to his hands and knees as Mac picks
the bigger chunks of plate out of his face. Ca$h is up to his feet and clotheslines Mac up against the stove, and he grins with a demonic lok in his face.
Forearm to Mac’s face, another, then a scoop slam right onto the hot stove. Mac’s skin sizzles from the hot cooking surface and he tries to get off quickly.
Ca$h holds him onto there before Mac lashes out with a right hand causing him to stumble backwards from the stove. Mac holds onto his reddening back and
leaps into a spinebuster from Ca$h onto the broken shards f the ceramic plate. Ca$h is up, dripping blood onto the formally clean kitchen floor and pulls
Mac up to his feet. He notices a freezer door and opens it before body slamming Mac down, his head positioned just right. Ca$h slams the door onto Mac’s
head once, twice, and a third time. Both men are now pouring blood from their face and the formally white floor is turning a shade of red from the blood
spilled back here. Ca$h bends over his opponent but Mac throws a fist right into his mouth and Ca$h falls backwards out of the freezer’s door.

Mac gets up to his knees and sees Ca$h grabbing a knife, he waits crouched there now. Ca$hbrings the knife down, Mac shoves a double fist into Ca$h’s midsection,
he drops the knife. Mac with a shoulder block to Ca$h and he is forced back against the deep fryers of Hardcore Drinking’s kitchen. Mac grabs a basket
of fries and pulling out Ca$h’s trunks, dumps the just frying fires down the front of his trunks. Mac then delivers a low blow with the basket driving
the hot fires deeper into Ca$h’s nether region. Mac laughs as he brings the hot basket down on top of Ca$h’s head sending him to the floor. Mac grabs a
glass and fills it with the hot grease, he pours it down the back of Ca$h, he arches his back in agony. Pulling Ca$h up to a kneeling position, Mac readies
him for a piledriver and delivers a picture perfect piledriver onto the frying basket; it crumples and is unrecognizable. Mac picks up the basket and further
destroys the shape by repeatedly hitting Ca$h over the face and head with the weapon. The referee is right there, but Ca$h refuses to utter those two simple
words. Mac pulls him up to his feet and scoops him up, carrying him like he is a rag doll.

Ca$h slides off Mac’s back shoving him forward into the door leading… outside and the dumpster area and employee parking lot. Irish whip from Ca$h and
Mac is sent into the trashcans, knocking them over spilling trash everywhere. Ca$h lifts a trashcan lid from the debris and dents it over Mac’s head, the
blood is now mingled with trash, dirt, and who knows what else back here. Ca$h scoops Mac up and slams him back down on top of the collection of trashcans.
He looks around and finds the Rebel Pro truck that brought all of the equipment to the bar; he spies a ladder on the truck and a glint of menace fills
his eyes. A tomp to Mac’s dirty face and he walks over to the truck, removing the ladder. He brings it back, body slams the ladder onto Mac for good measure
and sets it up. Ca$h drags Mac up the ladder by the hair on his head and these two… aren’t going to… Yes! Ca$h is carrying Mac to the roof of Hardcore
Drinking. The referee looks fearful, but it is his duty and has to follow them up the ladder and to the roof. Mac is struggling against Ca$h with stiff
forearm shots, but Ca$h lifts a knee into Mac’s throat, stopping the comeback. Mac coughs from the blow and the referee is finally up on the roof. Ca$h
piledrives Mac on the roof, but isn’t finished just yet. He crawls over to the edge of the roof, leans over, and pulls the ladder up to the roof of the
building. The ladder is already set up as he drags the nearly lifeless Mac up the ladder on the other side. The referee is begging Ca$h not to do this,
but he is ignored like any referee is in Rebel Pro. Ca$h stands on the top of the ladder and has Mac in a powerbomb position! The booing of the crowd is
heard from inside as some have come out to watch the match.

Backbody drop and Ca$h is sent flying over the side of the roof and down into the dumpster beside the building. The referee rushes over, wearily, to see
if Ca$h is still alive, he is motionless. Mac grabs the microphone from the referee and yells down to a fan to tooss one of those trashcans up here; the
fans are quick to help out Mac. He catches the fan’s toss and climbs to the top of the ladder, can held in his hands. He leaps, as if diving with a cannonball,
the trashcan below his knees. He lands with all his weight on the trashcan onto Ca$h. The dive and impact drives them both to the bottom of the trashcan
and the trash covers them up completely. The referee places the ladder over the side of the building and climbs down quickly, he is glad to be back on
the ground. But he has to climb into the trashcan and is at the top of the ladder when Mac bursts from the garbage with Ca$h in a side headlock. All sorts
of stuff is sticking to their skin. Mac slams Ca$h’s head into the side of the dumpster once, twice, and a third time; he is busted open even further.
A piece of Ca$h’s forehead skin is flapping loosely as he is tossed about by Mac. The referee is climbing up the ladder but Mac urges him to go back down,
the referee is only too glad to obey. Mac gorilla presses Ca$h over his head and tosses him onto the ladder and down to the asphalt below. He leans on
the top of the dumpster to catch his breath. He climbs up to the narrow ledge at the top of the dumpster and leaps with the trashcan in his hands.

Ca$h lifts both of his feet slamming them into the trashcan. The impact of Ca$h’s feet into the trashcan causes Mac to fly backwards and the back of his
head strikes heavily with the outside of the dumpster; he falls to the asphalt. The referee stands there, neither man is moving, but it can’t end here,
it must continue till one of them says those two words. Ca$h is strugggling to his knees and points at Mac. The referee goes over, but Mac shakes his head
feebly before he tries to roll over to his knees. Ca$h kicks him in his ribs and it rolls Mac back over to his back. He grabs the used up trashcan and
brings it down onto Mac’s midsection, a french fry falls out of Ca$h’s trunks. Ca$h grabs another trashcan and dumps the contents onto Mac. It is full
of beer bottles, liquor bottles, and broken shot glasses. He climbs up to the top of the ladder and steps into the trashcan at the very top, using the
dumpster for balance. He leaps and lands on Mac driving the broken fragments of glass deep into Mac’s body. Mac finally screams out in pain as the multitudes
of glass rip into his body. Ca$h falls over to the asphalt, but looks pleased with himself. He brings the bloody glass covered Mac up to his feet delivering
stiff right hands into Mac’s face. The blows both drive Mac backwards and drives the glass deeper into his face. They are now fighting around the corner
of the bar and the fans are following close behind the action.

Mac with a stiff right hand halts the progress and drives Ca$h backwards. A fan hands him a bottle of Mac’s Black and Gold. He chugs the contents, which
was only a shot and his energy is renewed. He swings the bottle like a baseball bat and hits a homerun with Ca$h’s face. Ca$’h lips split, his nose pours
faster, and what looks like a tooth lands on the asphalt. The bottle shatters and Mac drags the fragmented top across the chest and carves Ca$h up like
a Thanksgiving turkey. Right hand from Mac, left hand from Mac, boot to the gut folllowed by a brainbuster onto the remaining top of the Black and Gold
bottle; driving the glass into Ca$h’s skull. Mac falls back, in a seated position, and points at Ca$h and the referee. The referee gets down, but Ca$h
is unresponsive. The referee shakes his head so Mac gets back up to his feet, wearily and bloody. He shakes his head and whips Ca$h into the parking lot.
A car screeches to a halt barely managing to avoid running over the Ca$h. Mac follows, paying no attention to the blaring horn of the vehicle. Ca$h’s front
slams into a parked Corvette denting the side door. Mac runs after with a knee lift into Ca$h’s face. Grabbing his head, Mac slams Ca$h’s head and face
into the sideview mirror until it breaks off. These two don’t seem to care about the destruction of property, but only care about destroying each other.
Mac body slams Ca$h up onto the Corvette’s hood and climbs onto the hood as well.

Mac lifts Ca$h up to his feet and goes for a short spear, but Ca$h, out of desperation, plants Mac’s head through the windshield with a DDT. Ca$h falls
on top of the hood, spent. The referee walks to both, but neither is responsive; the EMts rush out to the fight, they’ve had enough. Match or no match,
lives are at stake here. They first roll Mac onto a stretcher and Ca$h lays there watching it unfold; a smile crosses his split lips. He shoots up to his
feet and leaps onto the roof of the car. As they begin to roll Mac away, he leaps from the roof with a body splash that connects with Mac breaking the
stretcher and sending them both to the asphalt. The assault somehow revives Mac and he is up throwing right hands as Ca$h is throwing them right back.
These two are at another gnergy shot as they fight through the crowd and nearer to the doors of the bar. Ca$h whips Mac, but Mac reverses and Ca$h is sent
through the doors at Hardcore Drinking. They are back in the bar and the crowd explodes. A few of the fans who are close to the action hold their nose
at the smell. Ca$h stumbles and falls to his knees. Mac charges down lifting a knee to ram into Ca$h’s face. Headbutt to Mac’s groin and Mac falls back
holding at his Nether region.

Ca$h is quick, no matter what happened thus far and pulls Mac towards the ring. As they walk, he delivers closed left fists to Mac’s nose and finally, a
breaking noise is heard as Mac’s nose breaks and blood pours from that area as well. Mac is now being dragged towards the ring. He shoves Ca$h, but he
holds on and slams Mac’s face into the corner post for good measure. Ca$h looks over at a point in the crowd and smiles. He rolls Mac into the ring and
lifts him up to his feet. Forearm shot and Mac falls back down where Ca$h delivers stiff stomps to Mac’s face. Ca$h rolls out of the ring and digs under
it again, he pulls out a roll of duct tape; he rolls back in. Pulling Mac by the hair, he drags him towards the middle of the ropes and begins to tape
him to the ropes. Mac is unable to fight back, from the blood loss and utter exhaustion. Realizing his position, he does struggle feebly, but Ca$h delivers
a right hand into the broken nose of Mac and the struggle stops. Ca$h wraps first Mac’s left wrist, left arm, then his right wrist and right arm. He is
smiling the entire time. The referee is powerless to do anything as Ca$h clmbs out and brings a steel shair back into the ring and sets it up. He is taking
his time and rolls back out to grab a fan from ringside. He slaps her across the face and drags her into the ring; this is too far!

He begins the duct tape again and begins to tape this woman to the chair as she struggles violently against Ca$h. She is tapped up and screaming for someone
to help as Ca$h rolls back out of the ring to grab a bottle. Rolling back in, he busts it over Mac’s head and it brings him around. He looks at his restraints
and sees the person taped to the chair. It is his right hand lady… Cheryl! Mac struggles violently against the tape holding him. Ca$h smiles as he shows
Mac the broken top of the bottle; he holds it up to Cheryl’s throat and looks at Mac. Ca$h mouths the words “Say it Mac… or she gets it.”

The referee is in the ring and yelling at Ca$h that this is way too far! Ca$h simply points at Mac and the bottle. The referee gets the hint and walks over
to Mac. Without any hesitation…

Mac: “Fine! I quit!”

DING! DING! DING!

The crowd is booing the hell out of Ca$h as he climbs out of the ring. Mac is staring daggers of hatred at Ca$h before turning his gaze towards Cheryl.
The crowd is throwing trash at Ca$h as he laughs and walks away.

JENNY JERSEY: Winner of the match… CA$H!

The referee cuts the duct tape away from Mac and he falls to his knees in front of Cheryl and immediately begins to untape her from the chair; he hugs her
close to him.

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-INTERMISSION-

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JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds… BIRD OF PREY!

“Anthem for the Underdog” by 12 Stones blares out and The Bird of Prey bursts through the curtain to a big ovation. Prey slides into the ring and hits the
middle rope. He throws up his arms and embraces the crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent…From Turkey Cross, Kentucky, weighing in at two hundred and sixty three pounds…CUZIN ZEKE!

That old Beverly HillBilly’s Theme by Flatts and Scruggs cues up and out walks Cuzin Zeke carrying his horse shoe on a chain and slop bucket. The crowd
isn’t into it, and show him no love as a chorus of boo’s drench the arena. Prey is inviting him into the ring, as Zeke shoots his mouth off. Zeke gets
into the ring and the bell sounds.

Zeke and Bird of Prey square off in the center off the ring. They lock up, with Zeke throwing an arm around the neck of Prey and wrenching. Zeke lets go
of the hold and throws Prey into the ropes. Prey comes running back, being met with a big boot from the 6’6 263 pounder. Prey rolls and gets back to his
feet and smacks Cuzin Zeke square in the jaw. Zeke obliges and unloads a right hand of his own. The two start to slug it out in the center of the ring
until Bird of Prey catches Zeke in the eye with a stiff left hand. Zeke grabs the eye in pain, and Prey runs into the ropes, but leaps to the second rope
and does a MOONSAULT knocking Zeke to the canvas. Bird of Prey runs off the ropes and drops a leg drop, and then goes for a quick cover. ONE! TWNO! Zeke
kicks out quickly. Bird of Prey lets Zeke get back to his feet, but that was a mistake because Zeke runs him over with a tackle. Zeke hits the ropes and
drops a leg drop of his own. He gets back to his feet and starts stomping a mudhole into the Bird of Prey.

Zeke stops the drilling and grabs Bird of Prey by the head, he picks him up and throws him into the ropes, he bends down and sends Prey for the ride with
a back body drop. Zeke looks around at the crowd for a moment, giving Prey time to recover. Zeke stomps over to Prey, who is on one knee. Prey jumps up
from the kneeling position and surprises Zeke with a dropkick. HUGE POP. Zeke rolls to the outside of the ring and Prey grabs hold of the top ropes after
him.. SUICIDE PLANCHA! Zeke hits the concrete hard with B.O.P. squashing him. Bird of Prey hops back to his feet and points to the gaurd rail. He hops
up on the guard rail and jumps off with a senton but Zeke moves out of the way. Prey lands hard on his back, and Zeke gets to one knee and then back up
to his feet. Zeke picks up the Bird of Prey and throws him into the gaurdrail. He grabs him again and whips him into the ring apron. Zeke steps back a
few feet before squashing Bird of Prey with a running avalanche.

The crowd doesn’t like what they are seeing, but there’s not much that can be done. Zeke goes for his chain which is held over by the announce table. He
struts around the ring, giving the Bird of Prey tons of time to recover. Zeke grabs the chain and raises it high into the air, swinging it. The crowd is
booing him even more. Zeke walks over to where Bird of Prey was, but he’s gone. Zeke looks around, but before he can say “GRITS” Bird of Prey is launching
himself off of the top ropes with SHOOTING STAR PRESS onto Zeke! Zeke is crunched to the floor, with the chain covering him like a snake wrapping it’s
victim, Prey is hurt though, the chain didn’t feel too nice between him and Zeke.

B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P! B.O.P!

With the crowd behind him, Bird of Prey gets back to his feet to a big ovation. He takes a few steps back as Zeke gets back to his feet, still wrapped in
the chain… RUNNING ENZUIRI! Zeke grabs his head and drops to the ground. Bird of Prey grabs the chain and starts pulling it off of Zeke. He throws the
chain down the entrance way, far out of reach. He rolls Zeke into the ring and goes for another cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Zeke kicks out again. Bird of Prey
is not discouraged and goes back up to the rop ropes. He dices off with a big splash, but Zeke moves out of the way and Bird eats canvas. Zeke gets back
to his feet and taps his head as if he actually believes that took intelligence. He looks around and sees his chain, half way up the entrance way. He hops
out of the ring, grabs it and jogs back into the ring. Bird of Prey is back up to his feet, but turned the opposite way. Zeke runs at him and hammers the
chain across Prey’s back. Bird of Prey falls to the bac, face first, and Zeke wastes no time in wrapping the chain around his neck. He starts choking Prey,
as his face turns red.

Zeke lets go of the chain and Bird of Prey collapses on the mat, gasping for air. Zeke throws the chain to the side of the ring, and the ref kicks it out
to the floor. Zeke drops a knee into the back of Prey and then flips him over. He starts wailing away at him, with a fury of punches. Prey blocks a few
before he finally rolls out of the way and jumps back to his feet. Zeek keeps coming, swinging his fists wildly as Prey is back into the corner. Prey dodges
a punch and spins Zeke around putting him into the corner. Prey kicks him in the gut twice and then goes up to the second rope, nailing Zeke with ONE!
TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Dramatic pause. TEN! The crowd loves it and Zeke’s head is loathing it. Zeke drops to the canvas as Prey
looks out at the fans cheering him on. They know what he’s thinking, he thinks its time to Spread My Wings! He jumps to the top rope but Zeke rolls to
the outside and Prey throws his arms up in the air and yells out “WHERE YOU RUNNING TOO!” Prey hops to the outside as Zeke bends down. Prey hammers Zeke
onto the back, but little does he know… SLOP BUCKET! Zeke throws the slop bucket at Prey and he is covered in some sort of powder, blinding him. Zeke
clotheslines the hell of out Prey and rolls him back into the ring. Zeke quickly runs over to the corner and climbs to the top ropes MUDPUDDLE! Zeke has
hit his move from the top ropes. The ref counts, the fans boo… ONE! TWO! THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, CUZIN ZEKE!

Zeke used a handful of devious tricks, and pulled off the victory here tonight…

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JENNY JERSEY: Next is a tag team match! The winners will go on to face the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 at the Underground for a World Tag Team Title shot.

The fans are popping, knowing what match is coming up next. There are several chants going on, sometimes merging, sometimes cancelling each other out:

TIME WARP DUO!

MIKEY!

EVER-HARDT!

SBK!

SHOW!

ROCKERS!

TITTYLOVER!

L.O.D.!

MIKEY IS CRAZY!

REBEL PRO!

“All Right Now” cues up.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from Albuquerque, New Mexico, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty four pounds—

–MIKEY! MIKEY!

JENNY JERSEY: MIKEY MASSACRE!

Mikey emerges from the curtain, holding his steel chair high

up in the air, giving thumbs up to his fans. He appears to be his old self! He doesn’t look
confused, he’s interacting with the fans in the bar, banging his chest with his fists like the Mikey we’ve grown used to over the past year. He must be
on his pills? Or maybe Nick’s pep talk worked? Who knows! …it’s MIKEY!

“Get Nick out here!” Mikey yells. “Let’s get this on!” Protest the Hero hits Hardcore Drinking’s speakers.

JENNY JERSEY: His tag team partner, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty-seven pounds…

Mikey grabs the microphone from Jenny.

MIKEY MASSACRE: NICK EVERHARDT!

He smiles and hands the microphone back as the fans erupt in cheers. Everhardt emerges, looking focused, but acknowledging the cheers of the fans. Mikey
lifts open the rope for him so he can enter. The teammates bang fists and begin talking strategy.

“Backwoods” by Scissorfight cues up.

TIME WARP DUO! TIME WARP DUO!

JENNY JERSEY: Their opponents, weighing in at a combined four-hundred and sixty-eight pounds, accompanied to the ring by THE CAPTAIN… “THE SHOW” CHAD
KURTIS and the Rebel Pro World Heavyweight Champion, “SICK” BILLY KRYENIK… THE TIME WARP DUO!

The fans explode, forcing three area neighbors to call the cops and complain about the noise inside the bar. The Time Warp Duo, after placing The Captain
carefully at ringside, enter the ring and all four men are in the middle of the ring, listening to Alan Stone’s instructions. Everhardt and Billy make
their way outside the ring. Looks like Mikey and The Show are going to start things off.

MIKEY! SHOW! MIKEY! SHOW! MIKEY! SHOW! MIKEY! SHOW!

They lock-up in mid-ring. Mikey pushing The Show back towards the corner. Pushes him off, Irish whip to the opposite corner, reversed! Mikey being thrown
into the corner but he hops up onto the bottom rope. Spins around and clotheslines Kurtis, no! Kurtis ducks it. Mikey lands on his feet in time to catch
one of Kurtis’ flying feet. Enziguiri! No! Mikey ducks it. A reverse enziguiri… ducked again! Enzuigiri… ducked a third time! Mikey with a reverse
waistlock, The Show spins around, trips out Mikey’s leg! The Show with a half nelson to Mikey. The Show with a headlock. But Mikey is quickly getting to
his feet. Elbow to the gut. A second! Mikey reverses into an arm ringer. The Show rolls through… arm-drag takedown to Mikey! Both men to their feet…
collar-and-elbow!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

The Show pushes Mikey into the ropes, Irish whip. He drops down, Mikey jumps over him off the ropes. The Show with a hiptoss… blocked! Mikey delivers
his own hiptoss. And he drops an elbow… no one home! The Show with a quick leg drop but Mikey rolls out of the way. Both men look to their partners…
simultaneous tags!

Everhardt and Billy run into the ring and are immediately exchanging rights and lefts. These two are still bruised and battered from their epic World Title
encounter and the adrenaline kicked right back into gear when they saw each other!

EVER-HARDT! SICK BILLY! EVER-HARDT! SICK BILLY! EVER-HARDT! SICK BILLY!

Everhardt with the initial advantage. He has Billy against the ropes. Irish whips him. Clothesline to Billy! Off of the other ropes, Everhardt with a fist
drop but he rolls through when Sick Billy gets to his feet too quickly. Collar-and-elbow. Billy with a knee to Everhardt’s gut. Forearm shots across the
back! Runs off of the ropes… kneelift to Everhardt! Picks up Nick, throws his head into the turnbuckle! Again… no! Blocked by Nick. The former champ
with an elbow to the current champ’s gut. Everhardt slams Billy’s head into the Ôbuckle! Whips him into the opposite corner. Everhardt running in… Sick
Billy gets a foot up! Everhardt grabbing his jaw… Sick Billy runs forward with a big clothesline! Tag to The Show!

Looks like this match might respect the traditional tag rules. The Show hopes onto the top-rope as Everhardt begins to stand… springboard dropkick! And
a cover.

One!

Two—SHOULDER UP!

Kurtis picks up Everhardt. Snapmare. Kurtis runs off of the ropes… dropkick to the back of Everhardt’s head! He’s picking the former champ up. Picks him
up… backbreaker! Now The Show is going up top, waiting for Everhardt to stand up. He jumps off, hurricanrana… NO! Everhardt with a power bomb! Everhardt
tags out to Mikey.

Mikey helps Kurtis up, then slams his head into the turnbuckle. Kurtis staggers back… right into a belly-to-back suplex! Mikey off of the ropes… Rolling
Thunder! NO ONE HOME! Kurtis rolls out of the way and goes to the outside, trying to regain his composure. Seeing that Mikey is weakened, he jumps up onto
the apron and then onto the turnbuckle. Mikey slowly gets to his feet, holding his back… this time the hurricanrana is successful! Into a roll-up!

One!

Two!

Thr—MIKEY BREAKS IT!

The Show helps Mikey up. He hooks him for a suplex… Mikey blocks it! And he reverses into a small package!

One!

Two!

Thr—KURTIS BREAKS IT!

Both men to their feet. Collar-and-elbow. Mikey with a headlock. He’s cinching it in, using the opportunity to catch his breath and force some air out of
Kurtis’ lungs. The Show slips out of it, floats behind Mikey… BACK SUPLEX! He runs over to Billy and tags him in. Sick Billy runs in, catches Mikey as
he stands with a swinging neckbreaker! He picks Mikey up as Kurtis climbs the turnbuckle. Sick Billy gets Mikey into the air with a vertical suplex. The
Show jumps off the Ôbuckle with a cross body block! Lateral press!

One!

Two!

TH—MIKEY KICKS OUT!

Now Everhardt is in the ring. Him and Billy are exchanging blows. Kurtis picking Mikey up. Headscissors. CK FINALE! No! NO! Mikey reverses into a back body
drop! Then Mikey and Everhardt each deliver simultaneous kicks to the World Champion, Mikey with a low kick, Everhardt with a high kick! Now Mikey is going
up top. Billy is getting to his feet… Everhardt hits him with the Kobashi Special! What a SUPLEX!

The Show goes up top and catches Mikey before he was about to rain The Massacre down on Sick Billy. They’re exchanging punches. Mikey and Everhardt talking
to each other, working out some sort of plan… Mikey pushes Kurtis off of the turnbuckle and Everhardt catches him with an Inverted DDT! HOLY SHIT! Everhardt
covers!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE—NO! KRYENIK BREAKS IT UP!

Mikey with a missile dropkick to SBK. Kurtis and Everhardt going back to their corners. Looks like this tag team match will have some more order to it.
Sick Billy slow to get to his feet… Mikey catches him with a Northern Lights Suplex!

ONE!

TWO!

THR—NO! KICKOUT!

Mikey picks up Kryenik… Katahijime! KATAHIJIME! But SBK is able to back Mikey into the corner hard, breaking the hold. SBK whips Mikey across the ring,
Mikey reverses! The World Champ hits the corner hard… right into a clothesline from Mikey! Mikey tags out to Everhardt who immediately goes up top. Guillotine
leg drop across the throat of SBK! Cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THR—KICKOUT!

Everhardt flips Billy over… Texas Cloverleaf 3000! He has it locked in… in the MIDDLE of the RING! He’s really cinching it, forcing all sorts of pressure
on the neck of SBK!

EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT! EVER-HARDT!

SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK! SBK!

Kryenik is pushing up with his arms, trying to relieve the stress from his neck. He’s really straining. Now he’s crawling towards the ring ropes… but
Everhardt won’t have any of it! He drags him back in! This could be it! SBK reaching back with his arms, which allows more pressure on his neck… but
enables him to grab Everhardt’s head with his hands! Now he’s pulling on Everhardt’s neck, forcing Everhardt to RELEASE the HOLD!

Everhardt back to his feet. He’s trying to apply it again but Kryenik kicks him away. SBK slowly gets to his feet… just in time for a body slam from Everhardt.
He’s picking the champ up again. Fireman’s carry! HARDT-BREAKER! NO! Sick Billy reverses into a TORNADO DDT! Billy takes a moment to recover, now he’s
picking Everhardt up… sends him off of the ropes… HOT SALVATION KICK! NO! Everhardt ducks it… EVERPLEX! EVERPLEX! Now Everhardt is going up top!
He’s up on the turnbuckle. DIVING HEADBUTT! HOLY SHIT! Billy moves out of the way! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

Both men crawling towards their corners slowly, wanting to tag in the fresh man, knowing they’re vulnerable to any sort of finishing maneuver. Kurtis and
Mikey both reaching their arms out, trying to tag their opponent, totally following tag rules of etiquette. At any point they could just jump in, but these
two teams have too much respect for each other—KRYENIK TAGS KURTIS!

The Show runs into the ring. Dropkick to Mikey sends him to the floor, allowing him one-on-one with Everhardt! Standing 450 Splash! LATERAL!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NO! NO! LAST NANOSECOND KICKOUT BY EVERHARDT!

The Show argues with Stone for a brief second. No one can blame him, that was CLOSE! Mikey is back on the apron. He reaches through… tags Everhardt! Mikey
jumps over the top-rope as Everhardt pulls himself out of the ring to recover. Mikey runs at The Show. The Show ducks a clothesline. Mikey off of the ropes…
The Show with a headscissors takedown! Mikey gets to his feet slowly… STARMAKER! STARMAKER! COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE—NO! NO! KICKOUT BY MIKEY!

No arguing this time. The Show has Mikey up, pushes him in the corner, Irish whip to the opposite corner. Mikey hits it hard. The Show charges in… but
Mikey manages to get a foot up! Now Mikey gets up on the middle-rope. Clothesline! That took everything Mikey had left after that Starmaker and he’s using
the opportunity not to put more offense to Kurtis, but rather to recover. He uses the ropes to pull himself up, breathing heavy. He begins banging his
chest and giving thumbs up to the crowd. “HACKSAW” JIM DUGGAN EAT YOUR HEART OUT!

The Show slowly standing. Mikey with a KATAHIJIME! He has it locked in… turned into the Mannyplex! MANNYPLEX—NO! NO! The Show manages to flip over,
lands behind Mikey. INVERTED SUPLEX INTO A CUTTER! WHAT A MOVE! Now The Show is going up top… Shooting Star Press! COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NO! NO! Stone points out Mikey’s foot on the bottom rope! The Show wastes no time, picking Mikey up. He’s bringing him up top with him. Could this be it?
COULD THIS BE IT?

CK FINALE 2.0! CK FINALE 2.0! CK FINALE 2.0! CK FINALE 2.0!

HE EXECUTES IT PERFECTLY! This is it! COVER!

ONE!

..

TWO!

..

THREE!

..

NO! NO! EVERHARDT BREAKS IT UP! EVERHARDT BREAKS IT UP!

Everhardt now exchanging rights and lefts with the furious Kurtis as Mikey drags himself outside of the ring. He does NOT look good! We know all about his
neck injuries and there is NO MOVE IN THE WORLD more dangerous to a man’s neck than the CK FINALE 2.0! Two EMTs make their way to ringside to look at Mikey’s
neck. Meanwhile, SBK has joined the fray! The Time Warp Duo push Everhardt off of the ropes, Irish whip him… DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Now Kurtis has Everhardt’s
legs… slingshot… into THE FLOOD from BILLY! Kurtis notices the EMT workers attending to Mikey and looks down at ringside. Kryenik notices too. He’s
yelling to The Captain, asking him if he thinks Mikey will be OK.

The Time Warp Duo probably could finish Everhardt off right now but they’re making sure Mikey isn’t too badly injured. It looks like Mikey is waving off
the EMTs and giving a thumbs up to the crowd, though he hasn’t moved much at all! The Duo decide it’s time to take care of Everhardt. THE SHOW WITH A COVER!
ONE!

TWO!

THREE—NO! SHOULDER UP!

If they hadn’t stopped to show some humanity, they definitely would have pinned Everhardt right then. The Duo pick up Everhardt. Double Suplex time. NO!
NO! Everhardt reverses with a … DOUBLE DDT!

REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO! REBEL PRO!

All three men slowly getting to their feet. Kurtis is using the ropes to pull himself up. Everhardt with a clothesline! He sends The Show to the OUTSIDE!
He runs at SBK… but SBK grabs him and nails a SPINEBUSTER!

The Show landed close to Mikey. He is asking Mikey if he can continue, to which Mikey replies: “BRING IT ON, CHAD! BRING IT ON!” So Chad does just that!
He’s picking Mikey up, but Mikey floats behind him. KATAHAJIME! LOCKED IN! TURNED INTO A MANNYPLEX… THROUGH A TABLE! FOUR PEOPLE WERE EATING AND DRINKING
AT IT… NEXT THING THEY KNOW “THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS IS GOING HEAD FIRST INTO IT!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Both Mikey Massacre and Chad Kurtis are not moving. The EMTs, who were on their way to the back and getting heckled by the fans, are now wondering if they
should have left. But whoever gives them directions has told them to leave, so they do so. It is, after all, REBEL Pro Wrestling! Meanwhile, Everhardt
and Kryneik are getting to their feet. They see their respective tag team partners unmoving on the outside. And they both see VICTORY within REACH!

Everhardt leaves the ring and runs over to Kurtis, whose neck is at a weird angle in the middle of a table. He picks him up by the arm and is dragging him
towards the ring. Meanwhile, SBK is doing the same to Mikey. Everhardt and Kryenik throw their opponents into the middle of the ring. SBK has a modified
Branch Breaker 2 LOCKED IN on MASSACRE! He’s REALLY putting the pressure on MIKEY and HIS NECK! And Everhardt has BAYOU CITY STRETCH on KURTIS!

Mikey and The Show are looking right at each other, hoping the other will tap out from the excruciating pain first. More than that, though, is the fact
these moves, combined with the current state of their necks, means this is VERY DANGEROUS for their CAREERS!

Everhardt and Kryenik are really cinching in their maneuvers, trying to get the submission before their respective tag partner’s career is OVER!

Mikey and The Show both reach their arms out. WHO WILL TAP FIRST? If neither of them tap, BOTH of their CAREERS will be OVER!

THEY BOTH TAP! THEY BOTH TAP! But who tapped first? WHO TAPPED FIRST?

Alan Stone calls for the bell. He goes over to Jenny Jersey who looks confused.

JENNY JERSEY: As a result of a… DOUBLE SUBMISSION, the match is ruled a DRAW!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Following the ringing of the bell, Everhardt and Kryenik immediately let go of their moves. Suffice to say, the fans are NOT happy with this ending! But
WHAT a MATCH! The EMTs are back in the ring, checking on both Mikey and Kurtis. Kryenik and Everhardt begin clapping. Slowly, the fans come around and
begin clapping as well, appreciating the efforts of both The Show and Mikey. As they are carried out on stretchers out of an abundance of caution, the
clapping intensifies.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following is the final match in BUBBA J’S EXTREME RECEIPT and your MAIN EVENT! The winner of the match will take FULL CONTROL OF THE
HARDCORE DRINKING BAR! Introducing first… from Glen Falls New York, he is the reigning REBEL PRO CAROLINAS CHAMPION…VINCENT BLACK!

The towering Vincent stomps to the ring, glowering at fans. The crowd seems to have gotten on Bubba’s side as the night went on, not entirely, but strongly.
Vincent gets in, he motions that he will snap Bubba like a twig.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent… for the third time tonight, BUBBA J!

A bruised Bubba J comes out; he is just worn out. Bubba J stands there tired and beaten; he is just worn out. Outside in the fans, a chant of “Bubba can
do it” (clap, clap, clap clap clap) starts up. The chant is soft at first, but grows louder quickly in the bar. Inside the ring, Bubba stares up at the
much taller Vincent Black who looks menacingly down at his former partner and friend.

DING DING DING

Bubba’s shoulders sag with exhaustion as Vincent asks for a test of strength. Bubba J looks out to the crowd, who is still chanting and shrugs while he
grins. Bubba J raises his right hand and…

and…

pokes Vincent in the chest.

Vincent grabs at the point of impact, his eyes roll up into his head and suddenly he falls, unconscious! Bubba J falls down onto Vincent and as suddenly
as the chants had started up, they die as confusion overwhelms the crowd!

ONE… TWO… THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: The… winner of the match… Bubba J?!

Jenny sounds disgusted at the turn of the events and the crowd begins booing as from the back come SHOE and a miraculously healed INFERNO. As they come
down the now trash filled aisle Inferno does a little jig and laughs his laugh. Both Inferno and Shoe slide into the ring where Bubba J is holding Vincent’s
upper body in his lap. Bubba is worried that his finger poke was just too harsh for Vincent. Shoe hands Bubba a microphone.

BUBBA J: Vincent, come on wake up pal. Are you alright man?

Bubba J seems to be legitimately worried as first a smile then a laugh comes from Vincent’s mouth. Shoe is still wearing his Shoeperman shirt and removes
it to reveal… super sexy padding and from his nose… super sexy irresistable nose plugs which he chucks at a lady at ringside. Inferno climbs out of
the ring and to a fan at ringside, who gladly hands over exactly four beers. Inferno then climbs back into the ring handing each one a beer. The ring is
now filling up with debris as Shoe pulls a microphone from his kick ass khakis.

BUBBA J: Hey Rex… f*bleep* you! Who is on the list now you sumbitch?!

Then they all laugh into the microphone.

SHOE: Want to know the funny part Rexy?

ALL: There. isn’t. a. damn. thing. you. can. do. about. it!

The crowd is booing loudly, the ring is full of trash. OH MY GOD! The Extreme Elite had it planned the entire time! BUBBA J… just won three straight matches,
putting him on THE LIST! What will happen now in REBEL PRO WRESTLING!