Aggression 6-25-2012

The logo for Aggression takes the screen and we move right to the ring where interim General Manager Tamika Nash Strader stands in the centre. Tamika looks quite proud of herself.

Tamika: Unfortunately as I look at the card tonight I realize some people here might end up getting double booked at Prove Your Worth, and for that, I apologize. Although if you do manage get double booked, and cialis vs viagra price come out the victor… well, you’ll look pretty fucking good won’t you?

Tamika paces slightly in the ring.

Tamika: Remember last week how I said I believed in rematches? Well, Adrian couldn’t be here tonight, but he passed on to me an idea, and let me tell you it’s a dousy people.

The fans are quiet in anticipation.

Tamika: Anna Mathews… you get your rematch at Prove Your Worth!

The fans erupt in cheers, loud cheers, for the Dodo Queen.

Tamika: Now you are all thinking what about Virgil? Isn’t he going to rough her up for that match? Well the answer to that question is… no.

The fans start too boo.

Tamika: I’m not done hold on. Geez, boo so early these days, won’t even let a girl spit it out. Anyways, Virgil will not get the chance to soften her up because he’ll be up against Bubba J and Reece Paxton as well. That’s right ladies and gentlemen your Pay Per View main event is Virgil Keenan versus Anna Mathews versus Bubba J versus the champ himself Reece Paxton in a Fatal Fourway Buried Alive Match! Mass grave style. All for the gold around Paxton’s waist.

This has the fans roaring in anticipation. Tamika smiles.

Tamika: See my son has a http://cheapdiscount-pharmacynorx.com/ good idea once and awhile.

“All My Life” hits and Tamika leaves the ring.

Virgil Keenan with a quick arm-drag catches Figgins off-guard. Floats over into an arm-bar. Figgins grabs the bottom rope and Keenan breaks the hold as he feels zapped asFiggy latches onto the cage. Figgins gets to his feet, rushes at Keenan, headlock takedown by Keenan. Sleeper hold from Keenan, Figgins is beginning to lose oxygen and bloodflow to the head. Figgins elbows Keenan in the side until Keenan has to break the hold. Clothesline from Figgins. Elbow attempt while Keenan is on the ground misses. Another attempt misses. Third http://nexiumonline-generic.com/ attempt misses. Figgins wrings his arm in an attempt to fight the pain. Keenan is quick on the up-take and locks on another armbar. Figgins gets out by hitting a mean European uppercut. Figgins runs into the rope and charges at Keenan, Keenan counters with a hurricanrana. Holds onto Figgins’s leg, but Figgins kicks out at two. Figgins with a couple strikes to Keenan’s face. Keenan blocks one punch and fires one back. Then another. And another. Figgins backed up to the ropes, Keenan whips him across the ring. Kick to the gut from Keenan. Figgins down on one knee. And is shoved head first into the electrified cage. Keenan covers but only gets two. Keenan, frustrated demands that the referee do his job and count three. Figgins up behind him goes for a clothesline to the back of the head, but Keenan sees it and ducks. Figgins turns around, right into whatever fucking move it is he does well! Keenan with the cover, and he gets the 1-2-3 and the victory.

Winner: Virgil Keenan

Anna Mathews, The former REBEL PRO World Champion, is walking through some random backstage area, her replica championship belt over her shoulder. Why does she have a replica World title? Because she’s crazy. She wasn’t on camera long before being approached from behind by Xan Vaxman, who was loudly smacking gum. He stepped in front of her, causing her to stop.

Xan: “Well, well, well, I don’t think we’ve met! All this time I’ve been spending around here, I think it’s been like four weeks or whatever, I haven’t seen you to stop and talk to you.”

Anna: “Sew, ya doan’t no how long u’ve been hurr?”

Xan: “The days blur together really.”

She nods because that totally sounds legit. He leaned over ever so slightly towards her title, as if trying to get a better look at it.

Xan: “and what’s this? gasp! Why it’s the REBEL PRO World Championship! and What a lovely trinket it is!”

Staying in the viagra same position he glanced over at her now, head lopsided.

Xan: “I think I’ll take it.”

Her eyes shifted to the viewers watching at home. After a very brief internal monologue that doesn’t matter, she grinned.

Anna: “Yoor welcum ta giv et a shot.”

He stood up straight again and slapped his hands together hard, making a loud smack.

Xan: “Oh, I think I will! The real one anyway! But first things first I sadly have 2 more people I have to cut in front of…or was it cut the front of? I mistake those too sometimes. Either way I have Chad Kurtis tonight. I suggest you watch that, might be neat!”

Anna: “Ooooh. Neatness!”

Xan: “Until we meet though my shoulders going to be out in the cold though. Poor thing. oh wait, I know!”

It was then that he decided to pull off the belt to his pants, which made his jeans fall to the floor. He then put it over his shoulder.

Anna: O_O

Xan: “There! A placeholder! You know, I think I’m going to get used to the idea of wearing belts over my trapezius again instead! For now though I’ll have to go get ready for my match, it’s coming up pretty soon. Toodles!”

Anna: “k bi!”

She waved her frantic wave. He then began walking away, pants around his ankles, as he sang aloud to himself.

“Enemies fill up the pages
Are they me?
Monday ’til Sunday in stages
Set me free!”

Vaxman and Kurtis step foot into the ring and stare each other down hard for a moment as the cage locks up and gets turned on. The bell sounds and Kurtis rushes in for the first strike, but Vaxman gets this one as he clotheslines the oncoming former everything Rebel Pro Champion! Vaxman bounces off the ropes and lands a leg drop. Vaxman gets http://cialis24hour-pharmacy.com/ to his feet and bounces off the ropes, going for another leg drop but Kurtis rolls out of the way because he’s not ‘The Show’ for nothing. Kurtis gets to his feet and powerslams an oncoming Xan Vaxman so hard the canvas shakes and the cage rattles! Vaxman adjusts his beard to make sure it is very much in place. Kurtis grabs Vaxman by the neck and chops him on the chest and then whips Vaxman into the ropes. Vaxman springboards off the ropes and lands onto Kurtis’s shoulder and goes for a hurricanrana, hitting it dead one sending Kurtis into the electrified cage. The crowd cheers for the most electrifying cage in sports today! Meanwhile, the sneaky fucking Redneck, Bubba J, comes down on a harness from the rafters, totally fucks up both men with The Trailer Park Trash but lays Vaxman over Kurtis for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Xan Vaxman

They lock up and Bubba J with a side head lock and he holds on while Umbra tries to send him off the ropes. Bubba J with a side head lock take down. Bubba J lets go to to give him head shake and tell him where to shove it. Umbra with knees to the ribs. Bubba J tries for a splash into the corner but Umbra gets his knees up. Umbra with an STO and both men are down. Umbra gets up first and he connects with a knee to the midsection as he works on Bubba J’s ribs and gets a near fall. Umbra with a gutbuster from a gutwrench followed by a leaping gutbuster. Umbra continues to work on the ribs with a seated abdominal stretch. Umbra with a kick to Bubba J and then he slams Bubba J and Umbra with an gorilla press for a near fall. Umbra continues to work on the ribs with his knee on Bubba J’ chest in a chin lock. Bubba J gets to his feet yells to Umbra to come on! Umbra does so but is hit with the Trailer Park Trash. BubbaJ throws him into the electrified cage for good measure and gets the 1-2-3. The cage turns off and the door opens for Bobby Lee.

Bubba J starts with punches but Bobby keeps up with some elbows. Bubba J blocks a suplex and Bubba J with a neck breaker out of a suplex set up and both men are down. Bobby gets up first but Bubba J with clotheslines. Bubba J with a punch and a springboard forearm but Bobby is able to counter it slightly and both men are down. Bubba J with the springboard moonsault but Bobby counters the inverted DDT attempt with a snap mare. Bubba J rolls through and locks with a devasting Trailer Park trash, and another toss into the electrified cage for good measure. He makes the 1-2-3. The Door opens for Jaice ‘The Acehole’ Wilds.

Wilds goes to tie up with Bubba J who double forearm blocks and then leg sweeps Jaice. Jaice gets up quickly and smirks as Bubba J waits for him to get back up, turning his head to each side to pop his neck. They go to tie up and Wilds counters this time with a knee to Bubba J’s gut and a sharp elbow to the back of the head. Bubba J drops to one wickliffe pharmacy knee but grabs Wilds’ left foot and pulls him down to the mat. They exchange a few punches as they both battle back to their feet.Bubba J gets up first and locks in an armbar, wrenching Bronx’ socket and using his free hand to pull his other arm back. Wilds strains to get free and eventually gets his foot on the rope, forcing Bubba J to break the hold. Bubba J waits for Wilds to get back to his feet, and strikes with a quick kick to Jaice Wilds back, followed by two more. Wilds manages to fend off the third and pull Bubba J down. He goes for an elbow drop but Bubba J rolls to the side. He gets up but Wilds is all over him, connecting with a side suplex.

Irish whip sends Bubba J to the far corner; Wilds charges in and gets a kick to the face for his trouble. Bubba J charges back, right into a powerslam. Wilds lifts viagra men him up and locks in a bearhug, but flows into a spinebuster before Bubba J can break the hug. Bubba J goes to get up but Wilds locks in a leg lock, twisting Bubba J’s knee against the grain. At this point Chad Kurtis has made his way out to the ring and disconnected the redneck pile of batteries, making his way into the cage hitting both Bubba J and Jaice Wilds with the CK Finale. He drags Wilds over top of Bubba and tells the ref to count. 1-2-3.

Winner: Jaice Wilds

“All My Life” hits and Tamika Nash Strader walks out microphone in hand. Her music stops as she smiles down at the ringside carnage.

Tamika: Chad, I understand why you did what you just did. Maybe not the route I would’ve went, but eh, not everyone is the same.

Chad stands there with his arms folded across his chest listening.

Tamika: You were once the face of this franchise from what I understand. Maybe it’s time… you were that face again?

The fans give a huge pop for ‘The Show’. Chad nods.

Tamika: Good, because at Prove Your Worth your gonna have a mountain to climb. You will be facing… The Nasty One… one on one in a champion’s choice match for the Rebel Pro Aggression Championship!

The fans are going crazy, Chad looks very happy.

Tamika: Take this, and don’t make me regret giving you this shot. Oh… one more thing. That Ragin’ Redneck you just laid out? He’s the special guest referee!

“All My Life” starts up again as Tamika leaves the entrance way as Chad stares at the rising Bubba J and we head to commercial.

The bell rings and they lock up and Paxton with a side head lock. Paxton with punches to the head and then a kick and a side head lock of his own with punches to the head. McNasty with a roll up for a near fall. McNasty with a drop kick and he gets another near fall. Paxton backs McNasty into the corner and he punches McNasty. McNasty floats over and he does a split to avoid a punch and McNasty with a kick and hip toss for a near fall. Paxton backs into the corner and McNasty misturar cialis com viagra with punches but Paxton slams McNasty to the mat. Paxton throws McNasty into the electrified cage. We go to commercial.

We are back and Paxton with a knee to the back followed by an elbow drop. Paxton with a single leg crab. McNasty gets to the ropes and gives himself a shock to get Paxton to release the hold but he maintains his focus on the back with a backbreaker. Paxton returns to the single leg crab. McNasty gets to the ropes one more time leans in and grabs the cage again cauing Paxton to release the hold again. Paxton with a forearm to the back. Paxton with another knee drop to the back. Paxton with a rear chin lock with his knee in McNasty’s back. McNasty tries to get out of the hold but Paxton sends McNasty face first into the mat. Paxton with a hard Irish whip. Paxton with a double sledge from the turnbuckles. McNasty with punches but Paxton holds on to the ropes when McNasty tries for a drop kick. Paxton with a kick to McNasty for a near fall. Paxton returns to the rear chin lock. Paxton catches McNasty and hits a side slam. Paxton misses a chance for a stunner and then McNasty gets a roll up for a near fall when Paxton misses a splash into the corner. http://viagra7-pharmacycanada.com/ McNasty hits hard with the clotheslines but Paxton with a cross body when McNasty tries for a belly-to-back suplex. McNasty with a power slam for a near fall. McNasty misses a scissors kick. Paxton tries for a power slam but McNasty escapes. McNasty with whatever fucking move it is for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Matt McNasty

Instead of fading to the logo we are in office of Tamika Nash Strader where Xan Vaxman sits. She looks very serious.

Tamika: Now, I didn’t want to do this, double book someone on our PPV, but it looks like we have too. What I’m giving you Vaxman is proven chance to reclaim that spot you once had. In Two weeks at Prove Your Worth you will be facing Adrian Kalis as sanctioned by the AOWF for his TV title.

Vaxman strokes his beard.

Tamika: You’re dismissed. See you in two weeks Vaxman. You better make me proud.

Rebel Pro Logo.

QUICK RESULTS

Virgil Keenan defeats Jacob Figgins to advance to the EsbM Tournament Finals
Xan Vaxman defeats Chad Kurtis to advance to the EsbM Tournament Finals
Jaice Wilds defeats Bubba J
Mark McNasty defeats Reece Paxton