03/11/2008
Live on closed circuit television, in several Rick Garrett owned bars, and inside the sold out REBEL Arena, we see the following video begin to play.
VOICE OVER: Defiance… one word, that has been used to describes acts committed my many people. The Colonies of these United States acted in Defiance of
the Red Coats several hundred years ago. They would not back down against an iron fisted rule. That freedom won is something will enjoy today.
A shot of Chad Kurtis winning the World title inside a steel cage, one month ago, is shown.
VOICE OVER: In today’s time we have our on Defiance’s. Chad Kurtis was certainly showing Defiance against the powerful champion Kyle Roberts, who reigned
like no other for nearly five months. Chad did not back down, and earned the most hard fought match of his career.
A shot of El Rey and Zeke is now shown, as they won the World Tag titles last week.
VOICE OVER: El Rey and Zeke defied the odds and finally became champions in REBEL. The opposition held on tightly to the belts as El Rey and Zeke ripped
them out of their hands. The odd couple wrote their own page in history last week. This week, they hope to continue for another page.
The word Defiance is described as a Hostile Challenge. Tonight.. Chad Kurtis will face a Hostile Jake Phoenix. El Rey and Zeke shall face a Hostile tag
team, who must win earlier in the night for a chance at gold.
Every member of the REBEL Roster wants to win leading into the Birthday Bash. This is their last stand. Their last act of DEFIANCE!
Inside the Civic Center in Greenwood, South Carolina, we hear a ruckus of the a crowd, who are chanting REBEL! REBEL!! REBEL!!! Rex “The Rexecellence of
Rexecution” Caliber and Rob “The Magic Man” Martinez are in the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: WELCOME TO REBEL PRO WRESTLING! We are broadcasting LIVE in Rick Garrett’s Clubs of Fun and LIVE on four big screens in the REBEL ARENA! We
are LIVE in Greenwood, South Carolina! Two Championships on the line tonight!
REX CALIBER: That’s right, tonight El Rey and Cuzin Zeke defend against… TO BE DETERMINED! TBD are awesome by the way! And of course the main event will
feature “The Show” Chad Kurtis in his defense of his World title, taking on the Murder City Devil… Jake Phoenix.
ROB MARTINEZ: Six of our top superstars will do battle in a HUGE Six man tag! Also we have Rex’s pet match, the DOUBLE ELIMINATION TABLES MATCH!
REX CALIBER: Yeah, and we also have some other big time matches. Tonight, the REBEL wrestlers will compete against each other, fight tooth and nail, in
one big show of…
ROB MARTINEZ: DEFIANCE!
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JENNY JERSEY: This is your opening contest!
The crowd goes crazy, ready for some hardcore REBEL action!
JENNY JERSEY: The following match is set for one fall! Coming to the ring first…
“Let It Go” by Def Leppard blasts over the PA. There’s not a lot of reaction for this unfamiliar music, or the unfamiliar man that steps through the curtain,
a man in his late thirties, wearing a blue singlet with “MM” in green on his right thigh and sporting an unfortunate unintentional mullet. In his left
is a chair with “MM” spray painted in green on the seat.
JENNY JERSEY: From Albuquerque, New Mexico, he weighs two hundred thirty five pounds, here is MIKEY… MASSACRE!
Massacre slaps a few hands on the way to the ring, but a few of the fans are making fun of his hair.
ROB MARTINEZ: This man may be a newcomer to REBEL’s ring, but he’s no rookie. Twenty plus years of experience walking down that ring.
REX CALIBER: So why have I never heard of him?
Massacre slides into the ring and climbs the buckles, tapping his head with the steel chair a few times before tossing it down on the floor below. The music
changes to “Blow Me Away” by Breaking Benjamin… and there’s still no reaction from the crowd.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, from Fort Lauderdale, Florida…
A very thin man steps through the curtain, and some of the people in the crowd are straight up laughing at him. A fan yells out “TOOTHPICK” as this young
man, wearing baggy shorts and a wifebeater with several bandanas tied around his wrists, arms, and around his head.
JENNY JERSEY: He weighs one hundred fifty one pounds… here is JOHN… X… CORE!
REX CALIBER: Who let this kid out of the backyard?
ROB MARTINEZ: John X Core doesn’t look like a typical wrestler, but let’s see what this kid can do in the ring!
John X Core slaps hands and steps up on the apron, sling-shotting himself in and crossing his arms over his chest. The referee checks both men and everything
looks to be a go. The bell sounds and Massacre and Core slap hands. The two newcomers circle each other, and Massacre dives in to try and shoot the legs.
Core uses his speed to sprawl out of the way, and both men stand and face off once again. Core smiles and laugh, while Massacre throws his arms up for
a collar and elbow. Core pauses for a second, then moves in for the lockup. Massacre uses his size to back Core into the corner. Struggle in the corner
and Massacre whips Core across the ring to the far post… Core steps up on the second turnbuckle and flips back over, posing for the crowd!
ROB MARTINEZ: Great athleticism shown by this newcomer so far!
Core turns around right into a vicious lariat by Massacre and flips over 360 degrees, crashing to the mat chest first!
REX CALIBER: Yeah, the way John X Core ate that clothesline, very athletic! Get on him, Mikey!
Massacre grabs one of Core’s arms and drives a series of short kneedrops into Core’s ribs before cinching in an armbar. Core slithers his way to a seated
position and kicks his leg up above his head, popping Massacre right in the shoulder! Core pulls his arm free and runs off the far ropes… Massacre tries
another clothesline, but this one is ducked… another try on the rebound is ducked under as well by Core! Core off the far ropes again, cross-body connects,
Massacre catches him, though! The momentum sends Massacre back to the ropes and both men go tumbling over to the floor! The crowd is cheering loud as both
men get to their feet and start trading blows! Standing dropkick by Core puts Massacre down!
REX CALIBER: This Core kid… he looks like if you blow hard on him, he’ll fall over, but he’s putting up one hell of a fight!
ROB MARTINEZ: He’s got the veteran, Mikey Massacre, dazed and befuddled on the floor, and Core rolls into the ring, getting the crowd behind him some more!
Core looks down at Massacre on the floor, and gets a huge smile on his face. Core runs, hits the far ropes, and comes back…
MOONSAULT OVER THE TOP ROPE, NO HANDS! RIGHT ONTO MIKEY MASSACRE!
The crowd goes ballistic, busting out a “HOLY SHIT!” chant as this newcomer has come to impress! Core pops up, fired up, pumping his fists! He slowly drags
Massacre to his feet and, with a lot of effort, slides him into the ring. Core climbs into the ring himself, and yells out “HEADSHOT”, taunting Massacre
to get to his feet. Massacre slowly gets vertical and Core takes aim with a superkick!
Ducked under by Massacre! Massacre ends up behind Core! Atomic Drop! Bulldog! Massacre rolls Core over for the cover!
One….
TWO……..
Shoulder up!
John X Core gets the shoulder up! Massacre pulls Core up to a seated position and locks in a headlock. Core begins kicking the mat in rhythm to get the
crowd behind him…
ROB MARTINEZ: We’re seeing a lot of resilience out of this young man tonight in his REBEL debut…
REX CALIBER: Resilience is only gonna get you so far, Rob, talent and experience take up the rest, and Mikey Massacre at least has the experience advantage.
Core rolls to his knees and then to his feet, Massacre keeping the headlock on tight. Core backs Massacre to the ropes and shoves him off. Massacre takes
him down on the rebound with a vicious shoulderblock! Massacre moves to Core’s legs, looking to lock in a Texas Cloverleaf, but Core rolls him up!
One….
TWO……..
Core can’t keep him on the mat! Strong kickout by Massacre!
Core keeps the pressure on with a couple of stomps to the breadbasket of Massacre. Massacre gets up on all fours and Core delivers a nasty dropkick right
to the head! Core covers again, hooking the leg…
One….
TWO……..
Still not close to a victory, another strong kickout by Massacre!
REX CALIBER: Core just doesn’t have the weight to keep his man on the mat, he’s gonna have to knock him out if he wants a shot at winning this thing.
It sounds like Core heard Rex’s commentary as he flips Massacre on his back and grabs his arms like a surfboard, stepping on Massacre’s head for more leverage!
Core yells out “BACKWASH!” and falls backwards, pulling Massacre’s torso up and whiplashing his head against Core’s boot! The crowd oooo’s and aah’s as
Massacre grabs the back of his head and writhes in pain! Core rolls him over and covers again!
One….
TWO……..
THR-NO! Shoulder up at the last second!
Core looks frustrated and looks out to the floor, to Massacre’s chair sitting near the ringpost. He slides out and grabs the chair and slides it back into
the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like John X Core is ready to go to extreme measures to get this victory.
REX CALIBER: That’s Massacre’s chair! You can’t hit a guy with his own chair!
Core isn’t listening, as he waits for Massacre to get up so he can part that flowing skullet with cold steel. Massacre gets to his feet…
SWING AND A MISS! Massacre ducks the chairshot from Core! Dropkick from Massacre send the chair flying to the mat! Massacre yells out loud, “THAT’S IT!”
and picks up Core over the chair…
BRAINBUSTER ON THE CHAIR! Core’s dead to the world, but Massacre’s not done yet, he’s going up top… FROG SPLASH! Massacre calls that, fittingly enough,
“The Massacre”! He covers!
One….
TWO……..
THREE!!!!!
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, MIKEY MASSACRE!
REX CALIBER: His chair didn’t betray him this time, Rob! I told you that you can’t hit a guy with his own chair!
ROB MARTINEZ: A big win in his debut tonight for Mikey Massacre, but a really strong showing by John X Core as well, close to winning several times tonight.
REX CALIBER: Close only gets you so far in this business, Rob, it’s winning that counts, and John X Core isn’t a winner tonight!
Massacre retrieves his chair from under Core as Core slowly rises to his feet. Massacre goes to leave, but Core grabs his arm… does the kid want some
more? No, he’s extending his hand out for a handshake of respect… and Massacre slaps his hand, holding up the chair in the air. The crowd stands up and
applauds these two newcomers.
ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd’s clearly been won over today by these two.
REX CALIBER: Hell of a match between these two. Hopefully things keep up at this fast and furious pace all night!
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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and will earn the winners a title shot later tonight! Introducing first, weighing in tonight
at two-hundred and thirty pounds, from San Diego, California… MICHAEL DAVIDSON!
”Bring Da Noise” by Public Enemy starts booming through the speakers and the crowd almost immedietely boo’s. Michael Davidson comes out from behind the
curtain with Brent Taylor by his side, still sporting a cast and they take a few steps out before Jenny gets back on the mic.
JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, weighing in at two-hundred and thirty two pounds, hailing from Los Angeles, California…MANNY FINNEGAN!
”Jamibi” by Tool replaces Davidson’s song and Manny Finnegan comes out to just as many, if not more, boos, then he meets up with Michael and the two walk
to the ring, climb in, and await their opponents.
JENNY JERSEY: And their opponenets, introducing first, weighing in tonight at two-hundred and thirty pounds, from Manchester, Britain…MIKE “ASSMAN” TREY!!
MC Hammer’s “You Can’t Touch This” hits the speakers and the crowd jumps to their feet and nearly causes the roof to come off! Mike Trey comes out from
behind the curtain and the cheering just gets louder. He walks forward, slapping the hands of a few nearby people, and stops to wait for his partner.
JENNY JERSEY: And his partner, hailing from Staten Island, New York, weighing in at one-hundred and seventy-eight pounds…STONE ZELLOR!
Instantaneously the crowd stops cheering and boo’s and jeers are what replace it. “Connection” by Elastica begins to play and Stone Zellor comes out to
nothing but jeers. He shrugs it off and meets up with Assman and the two head into the ring, keeping their eyes fixated on their opponents. They climb
in and head to their appropriate corner
ROB MARTINEZ: Two odd ball team for sure. Davidson and Manny have similar styles. Assman and Stone are both former tag champs, Assman in REBEL, Stone in
NAPW. This match is UNPREDICTABLE!
REX CALIBER: I gotta go with Davidson and Manny, but Stone wants the gold just as bad.
The bell rings and Manny Finnegan rushes Assman! Manny takes him over the top rope and they both hit the floor! In the ring Davidson has gotten Stone into
the corner and is nailing away with elbow after elbow, not allowing Stone to set the momentum. Stone pushes him off and hits him with a couple hard rights
of his own, sending him staggering back into the ropes. This match has barely even started and everyone is out to kill someone! Davidson and Stone somehow
manage to tie up, Davidson over powers Stone, sends him into the ropes and STONE WITH A PLANCHA! He crashes down on Manny and Assman and the fans aren’t
sure whether to cheer or not. He climbs back onto the apron and Davidson clubs him in the face, sending him to the ground. Davidson climbs out, following
Stone, and Assman and Manny are nailing each other with lefts and rights. Davidson lifts Stone up and DRIVES him into the guard rail! Assman has a hold
of Manny and FACE into the post! AGAIN! AGAIN! Davidson grabs hold of Assman and sends him into the guardrail as well! Looks like those two
have an early
advantage because of Davidson!
ROB MARTINEZ: This is stiff action. These guys are non stop!
REX CALIBER: They are reminding me of some old Foundation matches.
Manny rolls into the ring to check on his face and Davidson is moving toward Stone. UPPERCUT by Stone out of nowhere! Davidson reels backwards into Assman
who’s on his feet! GERMAN SUPLEX! Davidson lands hard and MANNY OVER THE ROPES! He crushes Assman but Stone Zellor refusing to let him capture any offense!
He lands a hard right on the jaw that dazes Manny and causes him to lean into the guardrail. Stone backs up, rushes, and BOOTS him in the face! Manny flips
over the rail and lands in the audience. Stone and Assman have the advantage now and Michael Davidson has a chair! ASSMAN goes down! He swings it at Stone!
LOW BLOW! Davidson falls to his knees and Stone kicks him hard in the face. Stone grabs the chair, spins and DRIVES it into the skull of Manny who was
trying to climb the railing. Manny falls limp after the shot and lays atop the guard rail. Davidson is getting up and NAILS Stone with a hard right that
causes him to land on his back! Assman jumps at Davidson, hitting him with an elbow and locks in a side headlock, waiting for Stone to get back up, BACK
SUPLEX! Assman is down and Davidson picks up the chair from before! He swings it at Stone! Stone braces for it but Davidson stops and LOW BLOWs Stone!
Davidson quickly yelps in pain and grabs his foot and looks up at Stone…BACKHAND! Davidson falls flat on his back and once again him and Assman are standing.
ROB MARTINEZ: Assman and Stone standing tall.
They both pick up Davidson and roll him into the ring…MANNY OFF THE GUARD RAIL! ZELLOR NAILS HIM MID-AIR WITH THE CHAIR! Manny crumbles on the ground
and the two roll into the ring to pick apart Davidson who managed to pull himself to his feet. Zellor swings! Misses! Davidson ducks it and LARIAT! takes
Assman out! Davidson off the ropes and JUMPING SIDE KICK! Stones head bobbles from the impact and he crumbles to the mat. Manny rolls into the ring and
has a lead pipe! Assman is regaining life and PIPE TO THE SKULL! It cracks off Assman’s head, busting him open instantly! He falls limp and Manny…HITS
HIM AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND ONE MORE TIME! Four shots the the skull in total and Assman is a mess! Davidson has been laying into Stone with stomps and knees
and now has him propped up in the corner. He runs back for speed, rushes, and Stone jumps out of the ring! Davidson almosts meets the turnbuckle and Stone
quickly reaches in to pull out a bleeding Assman. Manny stops him though by cracking him in the hand with the pipe. Manny drags Assman to the center of
the ring and hops out. Davidson looks back to see where his partner went and STONE FROM BEHIND! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! It hits Davidson hard and sends him
rolling to the opposite side of the ring. Manny then hopes onto the apron with a FLAMING 2×4!
REX CALIBER: HOLY SHIT ROB!
Stone’s face goes from accomplished to stunned and he quickly pulls Assman out of the ring and out of harms way. Assman regains his equilibrium on the outside
and wipes the blood from his eyes. The two teams are at a standoff, one team has a flaming 2×4 and the other…Nothing. Stone climbs onto the apron and
so does Assman. They begin taunting Manny. Manny tries to keep his cool…BUT RUSHES! 2×4! MISSED! STONE LOW BLOWS HIM! The 2×4 hits the outside of the
ring and Stone starts choking Manny over the top rope. Assman grabs the 2×4 and RIGHT INTO MANNY’S HEAD! Manny flips over the ropes screaming and Davidson
gets up to see his partner down and BURNT! Stone hops in and starts badmouthing Davidson. Assman is standing over Manny with the 2×4. AND STONE AND DAVIDSON
ARE GOING AT IT! Lefts! Rights! Lefts! Rights! Backhand! Right! Knife-edge chop! Backhand! Left! Elbow! Uppercut! Davidson throws a mean right! IT CON-Stone
ducks! Boot to the back of the leg, he hits the ropes and HARD single leg dropkick to the side of the face! Stone then leaps atop Davidson and goes MMA!
Ground and Pound all over! Davidson throws him off and mounts the guard and BEATS the life out of Stone! Back to the outside, Manny is getting to one knee
and see’s Assman with the 2×4, he rolls aw-NO! 2X4 TO THE BACK! It stops Manny dead in his tracks and Assman hits him again! and again! and AGAIN! In the
ring, Davidson has been kicks off and Stone is busted open! A large gash over his right eye! It doesn’t stop Stone! He lunges at Davidson! Hitting him
repeatedly! Davidson pushes him back and hits the ropes, JUMPING SIDE- NO! Stone! DISCUS CLO- DUCKED! Stone off the ropes and SNAP POWERSLAM! Davidson
stops Stone dead in his tracks! He gets the first cover of the match!
One!
TWO!
TH- Kickout!
ROB MARTINEZ: Close but no cigar.
REX CALIBER: No smoking in here anyways. Wait… nevermind.
Davidson tried but it won’t be enough to put away, Stone, who’s already gotten to one knee. Davidson gets back to his feet and NAILS him with a right that
sends Stone into the ropes. He tosses Stone onto the apron and climbs out to meet him. DDT ONTO THE APRON! Stone falls limp onto the outside and Davidson
is climbing to the top! IMPACT PLAYA! ASSMAN WITH THE 2X4! DAVIDSON MIGHT BE DEAD! Stone rolled out! Assman goes for a homerun with the 2×4 right to the
skull of a diving Davidson! Davidson lays motionless on the outside and Manny has managed to pull himself to his feet using the barricade. Assman drops
the 2×4 and RUSHES MANNY! Manny ducks and sends Assman into the barricade! Assman flips into the crowd and Manny has the 2×4! NAILS STONE IN THE SKULL!
Manny is the only man on his feet and he’s climbing to the top! 2X4 in hand! Assman manages to get to the apron before Manny jumps. Assman grabs hold of
the leg and MANNY NAILS ASSMAN WITH THE 2X4! But he doesn’t let go! Assman is slowly climbing up and MANNY HITS HIM AGAIN! Back to Stone and Davidson!
Davidson is bleeding after the shot from the 2×4 and is miraculously standing up. He grabs hold of Stone and DRIVES his head into the post! Davidson is
staggering about, that shot might of hurt him. He steals a seat from a ringside fan and places Stones face onto the open seat…CURB STOMP! Stone goes
limp! Davidson lifts up Stone…TIGER DRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR! Assman is now on the top rope alongside Manny! Lefts and rights being traded so somebody can
gain the advantage! Assman swings! Manny manages to turn him around and HAS HIM UP! This could be Gangbangin’ since 94! ELBOW! ELBOW! ELBOW! Assman slips
out and nearly falls off the top rope but regains his footing and KNEE TO THE GROIIN! Manny loses his footing and almost falls! Assman holds on to him..He
gets him in a cravate..SNAPMARE DRIVER OFF THE TOP! Manny might be dead!
Assman gets the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
DAVIDSON!?
REX CALIBER: It was THAT close! Manny needs to thank Davidson.
He breaks it! He grabs hold of Assman and and scoop slams him back onto the mat. He slaps the face of Manny, trying to have him snap back to reality. He
lifts Assman up and sends him into the ropes, SNAP POWERSLAM! He’s not done! He has Assman up again and this time drapes his body over the ropes…RUNNING
AXE KICK! Assman plops back into the ring and Manny has gotten himself back up Davidson is picking Assman up..LOW BLOW! Assman is getting a second win-
GANGBANGIN’ SINCE 94! OUT OF NOWHERE! COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
ZELLOR! ZELLOR SAVES IT!
ROB MARTINEZ: Another save, what will it take for a team to win.
REX CALIBER: Something BIG!
Manny X gets back to his feet and slaps Stone..BACKHAND! Manny stumbles back and Davidson clubs Stone in the back! Stone hits the ropes and BACKHAND! Davidson
stumbles back and stops himself on ropes, ZELLOR RUSHES AND BOTH MEN GO OVER THE TOP! Assman has managed to pull himself up! Manny grabs him! CROSS-LEGGED
FISHERMAN’S BR- Assman slides out! Russian Le- Manny powers out! KATAHAJIME SU- Assman breaks it! Going for a bulldog! Manny pushes him off and CAUSE OF
INSANI- Assman moves away from the elbow! NECKBREAK- Manny pushes him into the turnbuckle! UNBELIEVABLY FURIOUS OFFEN- NO! ASSASINATI- NO! MANNY TURNS
HIM! GANGBANGIN SINCE – ASS CRACKER!
COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Assman picks up the win! Davidson rolls in too late! Stone Zellor motions for Assman to hurry the hell up.
JENNY JERSEY: The winners of this match, by pinfall, MIKE “ASSMAN” TREY AND STONE ZELLOR!
Zellor and Assman have left the ring and Davidson helps Manny up to his feet. Manny shakes his head and Davidson gives him a good old pat on the back.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well it seems as if these guys are finally getting along.
REX CALIBER: Yeah but they’re still losers.
Taylor is in the ring with a microphone and his black bag.
TAYLOR: What the Hell? We lost again?
Davidson mutters something to Taylor but “Kid Dynamite” isn’t in the mood to listen.
TAYLOR: Three times! Three damn times we’ve come so close to getting a tag title shot and each time something stupid happens and we get knocked back to
square one! Tonight we lost thanks to this moron!
ROB MARTINEZ: Trouble in paradise it seems.
Manny Finnegan takes a step towards Taylor but Davidson blocks his path.
TAYLOR: What happened tonight was bullshit! It was….
Davidson snatches the microphone away from his shocked partner.
DAVIDSON: Shut up Taylor.
A pop from the crowd! Could this be the end?
DAVIDSON: Everyone thinks you’re so sweet and innocent. But I know better. I know you for who and what you are. If you have a problem with Manny….You
got a problem with me!
Another big pop! Taylor looks furious. He drops the back to the mat and starts jaw jacking with Michael Davidson.
REX CALIBER: Enough with the soap opera shit. Let’s get to wrestling.
ROB MARTINEZ: Yeah Lord knows you never were involved in stuff like this.
REX CALIBER: Yeah I…You’re being sarcastic aren’t you?
Manny Finnegan shoves Davidson aside and grabs Taylor by his shirt collar! We can’t make out what Manny is saying but it can’t be pleasant. Taylor is shaking
his head and looks ready to stain his shorts.
MANNY TAKES A LOWBLOW FROM DAVIDSON!!!
ROB MARTINEZ: What the Hell?
Manny is down and Davidson is kicking away at him! Taylor yells something to “The Black Mamba” and Manny is hauled up to his feet. Taylor clubs him right
between the eyes with his cast!
ROB MARTINEZ: Impact Inc is taking their frustrations out on Manny!
REX CALIBER: Taylor’s going for whatever’s in that bag!
Indeed he is. Taylor pulls out a staple gun and tosses it to Davidson. Then out comes the mask. Unlike the Hannibal Lecter mask that Davidson often uses,
this is a full head and face mask. It looks like it’s made from old worn leather and the mere sight of it is disturbing.
REX CALIBER: That mask looks familiar! What a second? Are these guys….
As Taylor holds Manny from behind Davidson slips the mask over the head of his former tag partner and starts to staple the mask to his face! Manny is squirming
but it’s no good! Within seconds Manny X is starting to resemble something out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
ROB MARTINEZ: That mask was once used by a guy named “Misery!” But what are these two doing with it?
REX CALIBER: The easy answer is that they’ve just stapled a mask to the head of Manny X!
Davidson shoves Manny to the mat and watches as he tries to remove the mask. Taylor picks up the microphone off the mat and sneers.
TAYLOR: As the good book says…In the kingdom of Rats, The lord of Pain rules over all.
Impact Inc leave the ring to a huge chorus of boos as Manny starts to peel the mask off his bloodied face.
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***DVD AND CLOSED CIRCUIT EXCLUSIVE***
Cut to: A camera shot behind Natural Destruction, Sam Kinison, and Satan, backstage at Defiance.
FIRE GOD: Hold on, lemme find the key…
Fire God opens the door, revealing a dressing room painted bright pink.
SATAN: What the hell Giglamesh?!
FIRE GOD: They won’t let us paint! Back off!
SATAN: Excused Me?!!!
FIRE GOD: Sorry Master.
KINISON: Wow this color is as gay as you Thunder Dweeb!!! But seriously, I know you guys are gonna go out and Kick ass tonight
SATAN: Yeah, and we go your back.
At this point, the door is heard opening. The camera turns to reveal Tony’s Mom in a wrestling costume about 5 sizes too small.
KINISON: Holy Shit!! Someone let Shameau out of Sea World!!!
TONY’S MOM: Hello Boys…
Tony’s Mom goes over and sits on Kinison’s knee.
KINISON: Oww!! Get this whale off of my [BLEEP]in knee!!!!
Tony’s Mom, while still on Kinison turns to Satan.
TONY’S MOM: Hello Hot Stuff…
SATAN: Oh Jesu-no don’t say it…
TONY (Echoing): I’m telling you, I dunno where she went guys. Try in there.
Tony and the Nation appear at the door.
TONY: Mom!!! They’re the enemy.
KINISON: You bet we are!! Now get this freak off of my knee!!
DAINES: Hey don’t talk about her that way!!!
FIRE GOD: I’m so glad you’re here! You see, we’ve changed our mind, instead of a two man Tornado Tag 3 Stages of Hell Match it’ll be a 4 man Tornado Tag.
THUNDER LORD: That’s Right when we win at Birthday Bash it’ll be Natural Destruction, Sam Kinison, and Satan. against you two idiots, your virgin camera
guy, and the Whale Woman.
RODRIGUEZ: We
said don’t talk about her that way!!
KINISON: I don’t care how anyone talks just get this Elephant off my knee!!!
DAINES: That’s It!!!
Nation of Innovation and Tony attack Natural Destruction, Satan and Kinison.
KINISON: Look, if we’re gonna fight, I wanna be able to MOVE!!!!!!!
RODRIGUEZ: Shut Up!!!
Rodriguez gives Sam an uppercut to the chin, knocking him out.
We Fade Out to a scene of the 7 people (with Kinison knocked out) fighting as REBEL Security rushes in.
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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is scheduled for one fall. The winner of this match will determine the stipulations for the match between the Nation
of Innovation and Natural Destruction. Introducing first, weighing in at two hundred five pounds and hailing from Austin, Texas…ENRIQUE RODRIGUEZ!
“Kings and Queens” by Aerosmith begins playing from the speakers in the building and Enrique Rodriguez steps out from behind the curtain being accompanied
to the ring by Jeremy Daines and TONY. The crowd lets the three men know that they don’t like them as the boo-birds come out. Rodriguez gets into the ring
and Jeremy Daines and TONY step out as Natural Destruction begin to make their way to the ring.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing second, weighing in at two hundred eighty pounds and hailing from the Abyss Below…THE FIRE GOD!
The Fire God along with The Thunder Lord make their way down the aisle to the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd tonight. The two fighters make their
way to the ring and play to the crowd’s cheers. The Fire God is going to fight this match for Natural Destruction, and as he gets ready in his corner The
Thunder Lord waits outside the ring. Before referee Jimmy Johnson rings the bell he has Jeremy Daines and the Thunder Lord handcuffed together to try and
prevent any interference from either one. The two wrestlers are handcuffed together and neither one looks happy about their situation. Jimmy Johnson calls
for the bell and the match can begin.
This match is under way. The Fire God makes his way to the center of the ring and Enrique Rodriguez comes running at him and the Fire God takes him down
with a clothesline. Rodriguez hits the mat and then rolls away and gets to his feet. Enrique bounces off the ropes at the Fire God, who tries to land another
clothesline, but Rodriguez ducks underneath and bounces off the ropes across the ring and then lands a face crusher. Rodriguez bounces off the ropes again
and lands a standing moonsault on the prone Fire God. Enrique gets to his feet and heads up to the top rope. He hesitates as he taunts the Fire God who
is stumbling as he gets to his feet. The Fire God gets to his vertical base and Rodriguez is about to leap off the top turnbuckle but the Fire God stumbles
and hits the ropes and Rodriguez can’t feel well after riding the turnbuckle.
ROB MARTINEZ: Live by the high risk, and you die by the high risk.
REX CALIBER: I’m pretty sure somethings inside Enrique Rodriguez died. That never feels good.
The Fire God grabs Rodriguez by the head and pulls him down from the turnbuckle. The Fire God lays in some stomps to the chest of Rodriguez and then lifts
him to his feet. DDT in the center of the ring. The Fire God lifts Enrique to his feet again and whips him into the turnbuckle. He follows it up with a
big running clothesline. He whips Enrique across the ring to the far corner and follows that up with a big running splash. The Fire God takes several steps
back and watches Rodriguez as he stumbles out of the corner and hits the mat face first. The Fire God bring Enrique Rodriguez to his vertical base and
shoves him into the corner and begins chopping away at his chest. WOO! From the crowd after each chop. Rodriguez’s chest begins to turn red. The Fire God
hops up onto the turnbuckle and points to the crowd and begins punching Enrique in the head and the crowd chants the number of punches. The crowd gets
to the number nine and then a LOW BLOW! Rodriguez lands a low blow that stops the Fire God’s offensive and Rodriguez shoves him off the ropes.
REX CALIBER: Something just died in the Fire God now too.
Enrique Rodriguez points to the Fire God while looking at the crowd and he is booed. The Fire God is on one knee and is still trying to get to his vertical
base as Rodriguez heads to the second rope in the corner. The Fire God gets to both feet but is still doubled over after that low blow, leg drop from Enrique
Rodriguez on the back of the neck of the Fire God. On the outside of the ring Daines and the Thunder Lord are handcuffed together, they’re not getting
along to say the least. Thunder Lord begins pounding on the ring apron to try and rally the Fire God to his feet, each time he raises his hand Daines’
arm also raises, and Daines pulls his arm as hard as he can and the Thunder Lord stumbles chest first into him. The Fire God gets to his feet and Rodriguez
lands a dropkick that sends him into the ropes. Enrique bounces off the ropes and runs to try and send the Fire God over the top rope. The Fire God pulls
the rope down and Rodriguez spills over the ropes and to the floor outside. Jeremy Daines tries to help up his partner from the floor and the Thunder Lord
shoves him away from Rodriguez and then Daines begins shoving the Thunder Lord.
ROB MARTINEZ: I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t expecting something like this to happen.
REX CALIBER: Those handcuffs must hurt. They’re probably gonna have some handcuff bruises. I never get those because the ones I use are furry, I don’t mind
being handcuffed.
ROB MARTINEZ: Rex?
REX CALIBER: Especially if she were the one handcuffing me! Look at the rack on her!
ROB MARTINEZ: REX!
Rodriguez gets to his feet and then rolls into the ring and the Fire God meets him. Stomps to the chest keep Rodriguez on the mat. The Fire God lifts Enrique
Rodriguez to his feet and then plants him on the mat in the center of the ring with a powerful chokeslam! The Fire God flips Enrique on his stomach and
then locks on a Boston Crab in the center of the ring! Referee Jimmy Johnson goes to the mat asking if Enrique wants to tap but he doesn’t, he scratches
and claws to try and reach the ropes but the Fire God simply pulls him back into the center of the ring. Daines is cheering on Rodriguez and the Thunder
Lord has his arms, as well as Daines’ arm, raised in victory. Suddenly TONY runs into the ring and hits the Fire God breaking the hold! TONY with kick
to the back of the Fire God’s head and he goes down to the mat! TONY then tries to lay in more stomps to his head but because Referee Jimmy Johnson wanted
to prevent any interference he gets TONY away from him and out of the ring where he has him handcuffed too! TONY is being handcuffed to the free arm of
the Thunder Lord! TONY is as pale a ghost.
ROB MARTINEZ: TONY is shaking he’s so scared!
REX CALIBER: He looks like a crack head going through withdrawal. Not that I have any experience. Seriously, I don’t, no lie.
ROB MARTINEZ: I didn’t say anything Rex.
REX CALIBER: Damn right you didn’t say anything.
The Fire God gets to his feet after TONY attacked him and Rodriguez gets to his feet too. They two exchange right hands, and Rodriguez ducks under a right
hand and then he chop blocks a knee of the Fire God that brings him to one knee. Enrique lands a dropkick that sends the Fire God to the mat, runs and
bounces off the ropes and lands a rolling thunder. Rodriguez heads up to the top turnbuckle and the Fire God begins getting to his feet, a crossbody block!
Rodriguez goes for the pin, but the Fire God rolls through and he goes for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!
Kick out after two. The Fire God tries whipping Enrique Rodriguez into the turnbuckle and following it up with a running splash but Rodriguez leap frogs
the charging Fire God and then drives his shoulder into the torso of the Fire God. Rodriguez runs to the other side of the ring and then back big body
splash from Enrique Rodriguez. Rodriguez tries whipping the Fire God into the opposite corner but the Fire God reverses it and Rodriguez hits the turnbuckle
hard. The Fire God lifts Rodriguez onto the top turnbuckle and he then steps up to the second rope. SUPERPLEX! Rodriguez is holding his back in the center
of the ring and the Fire God begins to get to his feet. The Thunder Lord has his arms raised in satisfaction on the outside, along with Jeremy Daines left
arm and TONY’s right arm. TONY is trying to distance himself as much as he possibly can from the Thunder Lord and Daines continues to pull his arm from
the Thunder Lord and they get into a scuffle again and TONY looks like he’s about to be killed.
ROB MARTINEZ: This match is back and forth, no man clearly has the upper hand in this match.
REX CALIBER: The Thunder Lord has the upper hand. He’s got two dudes scared shit less of him!
The Fire God is standing by the ropes and is telling Enrique Rodriguez to get to his feet. Rodriguez gets to his feet using the ropes to hoist himself up.
He stumbles away from the ropes and the Fire God comes running at him, THE RAGE OF FIRE! NO?! WHAT?! TONY’s Mom gets into the ring in what looks like a
wrestling costume that is much too small. She stops the Fire God with her version of a Lou Thez Press. The Fire God is pinned under TONY’s Mom and now
Satan comes out and pulls her off of him! Satan pulls her out of the ring and the Fire God gets to his feet. Rodriguez isn’t in the ring and the Fire God
doesn’t know where he went. Suddenly Rodriguez enters the ring and rolls up the Fire God from behind. Referee Jimmy Johnson gets to the mat.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match via pin fall…ENRIQUE RODRIGUEZ!
Referee Jimmy Johnson goes outside the ring to uncuff Jeremy Daines and TONY from the Thunder Lord. The two men are freed from the Thunder Lord and TONY
runs like a little girl away from him and into the ring. Daines simply rolls into the ring and meets with Enrique Rodriguez.
ROB MARTINEZ: What a crazy match we just saw.
REX CALIBER: TONY’s mom is one woman who Sexy Rexy would NEVER get with. EVER!
ROB MARTINEZ: Can we get your opinion on the match instead of the women?
REX CALIBER: It was a crazy match, shit, Satan was in the building. It was like Hell on Earth!
Natural Destruction leaves the ring and walks up the aisle to the locker room but still receives a great ovation from the crowd. Shortly thereafter the
Nation of Innovation makes their way from the ring and up the aisle to the back, however, their ovation from the crowd isn’t quite as pleasant as the one
that Natural Destruction received, as the boo-birds come back out at the end of this match.
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JENNY JERSEY: Greenwood, South Carolina, it is now time for the Six Man Grudge Match!
Cheering!
JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit. Introducing the competitors… Ladies and gentlemen, from
Middletown, New Jersey, standing six foot nine, weighing in at three-hundred and fifty pounds, please welcome REBEL’s own, the NAPW World Champion, the
“Untouchable” Keeennnnyyy… KRENSHOV!
“AND I AM FINALLY FREE!”
“Attack” by 30 Seconds to Mars plays and KRENSHOV emerges. He looks out at the cheering fans and pumps his fist into the air. He is walking slowly, unable
to bend his braced right knee. One sign reads “Kenny the True Untouchable”. Another sign says “Current NAPW Champ, Future REBEL Champ”. He is only three-fourths
of the way down the ramp when..
JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome his tag team partner, originally from London, England, now residing in Boston, Massachusetts, standing
six foot four, weighing in at two-hundred and seventy-five pounds, M…..D…..K!
“Woman” by Wolfmother plays but no one emerges. KRENSHOV is looking back, a confused look on his face. He turns around and makes his way into the ring slowly
but surely.
ROB MARTINEZ: Where is MDK? What is going on here?
REX CALIBER: Maybe he’s signing autographs or something, those fans’ll hound you anywhere!
ROB MARTINEZ: This is all very strange.
JENNY JERSEY: Well, um, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome their — uh, uh – I mean, HIS tag team partner, from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, standing six
foot three, weighing in at two-hundred and fifty-seven pounds…. “STYLIN” KYLE ROBERTS!
“I Am The Man” by Philosopher Kings cues up. The fans’ confusion regarding MDK quickly turns into robust cheering. Kyle Roberts emerges, looking behind
him as if wondering if MDK was behind him. One sign “Roberts Is The Franchise”. Another says “Give Roberts A Rematch!” He walks to the ring and him and
KRENSHOV exchange looks of confusion regarding their tag team partner.
JENNY JERSEY: Their opponents, coming out first, please welcome, from Rochester, New York, standing six foot seven, weighing in at three-hundred and seventeen
pounds…. “THE DEVASTATOR” KURT CASTLE!
The cheers for Roberts turn into boos for Castle as “Awake” by Godsmack cues up. Kurt Castle emerges, looking out at the booing fans. He sees the “Kenny
the True Untouchable” sign and lunges for it, grabbing it out of the fan’s hand. He rips it up and hands the pieces back to the fan. He enters the ring
and him and Krenshov begin glaring at each other. Krenshov signals to Roberts to get out of the ring so he can start the match. Castle nods at Krenshov,
agreeing.
JENNY JERSEY: His tag team partner, please welcome, from Detroit, Michigan, standing six foot three, weighing in at two-hundred and forty pounds, the Number
One Contender to the World Title, “THE ICEMAN” ADAM DAVIS!
The boos continue as “This Is The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson plays. Adam Davis emerges. One sign reads “The Show Has Davis’ Number”. Another proclaims
“Not A N(Ice) Man”. He enters the ring, looking like he wants to start the match, but agrees to let Castle.
JENNY JERSEY: Their tag team partner, please welcome, from Atlanta, Georgia, standing six foot eleven, weighing in at three-hundred and forty-five pounds,
the CAROLINA’S CHAMPION, J.J. NICKELS!
The boos continue as “Theme to a Fake Revolution” by Powerman 5000 cues up. Nickels pays no attention to the signs or the fans as he quickly makes his way
to the ring. Just before the bell is out to ring, MDK emerges from the back with no music playing. He is wearing his street clothes and has a bag of luggage
in his right hand.
ROB MARTINEZ: Well, he finally showed up, but it doesn’t look like he’ll be wrestling tonight!
REX CALIBER: You can wrestle in anything! Maybe he has weapons in there or something. Don’t be so hasty.
MDK stops just before the ring, looks out at the confused fans, turns toward the wrestlers and gives all five of them the middle ringer. He looks straight
into a camera and mouths “FUCK REBEL!” All of the sudden, Bill Price emerges from backstage, a look of anger on his face. The fans give him mild applause,
still confused about what is going on. He grabs a steel chair and slowly approaches MDK, who is still giving the middle finger to the five men, all of
whom look baffled. Price NAILS MDK with the steel chair in the back of the head. He drops the steel chair, takes MDK and throws him over the guardrail.
The REBEL fans begin pushing MDK toward the back, passing him back, through the crowd of people. These fans are not appreciative of MDK disrespecting their
league OR insulting them by not wrestling as was promised! Price tells the referee he wants to wrestle in MDK’s place, he points to himself, then to KRENSHOV
and Roberts. The referee nods and the bell is rung.
ROB MARTINEZ: Not quite sure what MDK was thinking there, but this match is about to begin! KRENSHOV and Castle will start the match off for their teams.
REX CALIBER: I bet these two CAN’T WAIT to get their hands on one another. Former tag team partners, now they’ve been going at it all over REBEL PRO DOT
COM!
KRENSHOV and Castle walk slowly to the center of the ring, looking each other in the eye. Both have very serious, determined looks on their faces. KRENSHOV
pushes Castle. Castle slaps KRENSHOV! Castle goes for a punch, but KRENSHOV blocks it and counters! Another attempt by Castle, another block and counter
by KRENSHOV. KRENSHOV pushes Castle off of the ropes and Irish whips him. As Castle flies back, KRENSHOV goes for a lariat but Castle ducks underneath.
He kicks KRENSHOV square in his groin from behind, grabs him by the neck and hits him with an inverted neckbreacker. He goes for a cover but KRENSHOV has
a shoulder up before the referee is down to the ground
. ROB MARTINEZ: A little too anxious there perhaps. Castle picks up Krenshov, pushes him off the ropes and goes for an Irish whip of his own, but Krenshov
REVERSES! Castle bounces off the opposite ropes, but this time Krenshov won’t give Castle a chance to duck him… he charges forward with a RUNNING FOREARM
SMASH to CASTLE who tumbles over the top-rope! JJ Nickels charges into the ring and clotheslines Krenshov to the outside! Now Roberts is in!
REX CALIBER: Great action in this match. Next month, this shit will be AWESOME!
Nickels and Roberts are exchanging blows in the middle of the ring, going toe to toe. Roberts gains the initial advantage with a short arm clothesline that
sends Nickels to the ground. He begins kicking the chest of Nickels, who grabs Roberts leg and pulls it, sending Roberts to the ground. Nickels is up quickly
and lands an elbow on Roberts. He gets up and goes for a second elbow but Roberts rolls out of the way. As Nickels is holding his elbow on the ground,
Roberts jumps onto the rope and attempts an Asai moonsault but Nickels rolls out of the way just in time! Nickels picks up Roberts, pushes him against
the ropes, Irish whips him… and hits him with a running powerslam! He pulls him back up immediately, places his head between his legs and picks him up
for a powerbomb.. but Roberts leans forward and rolls Nickels up! Meanwhile, KRENSHOV and Castle are on the outside, brawling.
ROB MARTINEZ: What a reversal! ONE! TWO! And no! Nickels kicks out! What a back and forth we are seeing between these two, a glimpse of what is to come
at BIRTHDAY BASH when they meet ONE on ONE!
REX CALIBER: JJ Nickels is the man in my mind. Kyle has lost several matches in a row.
Both men are back to their feet. Roberts ducks a blow by Nickels and hits him with a German suplex! He picks him up, pushes Nickels off the ropes, Irish
whips him, and nails him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreacker! Nickels is clutching his back. Roberts puts him in the Bear-Tamer in the middle of the ring.
On the outside of the ring, KRENSHOV is about to powerbomb his former partner on the floor, when Adam Davis jumps off of the apron and hits the back of
KRENSHOV’s knee with a missile dropkick! KRENSHOV falls to the ground, clutching his knee.
ROB MARTINEZ: My God! That CAN’T be good for KRENSHOV! His knee was in SERIOUS condition BEFORE the match… it looks like it is going to be a serious factor
DURING the match and likely AFTER the match as well.. That man is the NAPW champion!
Davis puts KRENSHOV in a modified Grave Pain, focusing on his knee. Castle is lying in front of KRENSHOV, mocking him and yelling in his face.
ROB MARTINEZ: Adam Davis, the NUMBER ONE contender who FINALLY gets his title shot at Birthday Bash against either The Show or Jake Phoenix, looks like
he is SENDING a MESSAGE! This man means BUSINESS! NOW and at BIRTHDAY BASH!
Nickels begins crawling forward toward the ropes, but Roberts drags him back to the middle. Davis, seeing what is going on in the ring, drops KRENSHOV’s
leg and jumps into the ring. Price meets him halfway with a spear!
REX CALIBER: Will Nickels tap out? What kind of a message will this make for Birthday Bash?
On the outside, Castle has put KRENSHOV’s knee inside a steel chair and is using another steel chair to repeatedly hit it! He is yelling back and forth
with the fans as he does so. Inside the ring, Nichols begins crawling toward the rope again and finally reaches it! Roberts releases the hold. Price is
kicking Davis on the ground. He picks him up and places him in the corner. He delivers a knife edge chop! Wooooooo! Another one! Woooo! Davis grabs Price
by the shoulders and changes positions with him He delivers rapid fire chops to the chest of Price. Davis steps back as Price stumbles forward… right into
a belly-to-belly suplex! Meanwhile, Roberts has put a sleeperhold on Nickels but Nickels elbows his way out of it. Nickels runs off of one rope while Roberts
runs off of the other and they both clothesline each other to the mat!
ROB MARTINEZ: Both men are down! Roberts is getting to his feet quickly, only to be greeted by a kick to the gut and a DDT from DAVIS! Price is slowly standing..
Davis gets behind him.. dragon suplex! One! Two! No! Price KICKED out! That’s not easy to do, kick out of a dragon suplex!
Outside the ring, KRENSHOV has just rolled out of the way of one of Castle’s chair blows. He takes his leg out of the other chair and uses it to block another
chairshot by Castle! He slowly begins to stand, leaning on his good leg, as the fans begin to chant his name. KREN-SHOV! KREN-SHOV! KREN-SHOV! KRENSHOV
kicks Castle in the gut then NAILS him with the CHAIR! Castle stumbles backwards, dropping his chair. KRENSHOV limps over to him, dropping the chair. Only
standing on his good leg, KRENSHOV grabs Castle and puts him in his infamous BEAR HUG!
REX CALIBER: These two behemoths are going toe to toe.
ROB MARTINEZ: Look at that! ONE good leg and he is supporting ALL of CASTLE! Look at Krenshov, shaking him about! He finally drops his former partner, picks
him up and throws him back in the ring! ALL SIX men are now in the ring! What CHAOS!
Davis, who had Price slumped in the corner and was kicking him, runs right for KRENSHOV as he enters the ring. He goes for a dropkick to KRENSHOV’s knee
but KRENSHOV moves out of the way. As Davis stands, KRENSHOV lariats him back to the ground. He picks him up and throws him into the corner. KRENSHOV limps
forward for a corner splash but Davis gets his boot up in time! KRENSHOV stumbles back only to be clotheslined by Castle! Price charges after Castle but
Castle meets him with a boot to the gut!
ROB MARTINEZ: Castle picks up Price for a powerbomb… and drops him OUTSIDE of the RING right onto the CEMENT floor!! That might not look as cool as going
through a table but that is as STIFF as it GETS!
As Roberts finally begins to stand, Davis and Castle grab him and deliver a DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER! They turn around and KRENSHOV hits Davis with a clothesline.
He is about to hit a big boot on Castle but he ducks and JJ Nickels comes out of nowhere with a SHOULDER BLOCK onto the NAPW champion! Nickels goes up
to the top-rope.
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! Nickels just delivered the WORLD’S BIGGEST MOONSAULT to the OUTSIDE onto PRICE! What the HELL? A fan just threw a steel chair into
the ring! Right to Castle’s feet. Castle smiles and picks it up! He’s sizing up Roberts!
REX CALIBER: KNOCK HIS HEAD OFF!
Roberts is beginning to stand. He begins waving to the crowd, signaling them to throw him something to defend himself with. Chairs begin flying over the
guardrail. Most don’t make it in but one lands near Roberts. He picks it up just in time to block a blow from Castle! He hits Castle in the gut with the
chair, throws the chair to KRENSHOV who is beginning to stand. KRENSHOV cracks him in the skull with the chair!
ROB MARTINEZ: What TEAMWORK from arguably the TWO most POPULAR wrestlers in all of REBEL PRO! KRENSHOV hits him AGAIN with the CHAIR and Castle FALLS to
the ground. KRENSHOV places the chair on the ground, picks up Castle and delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM onto the CHAIR! He goes for a COVER! One! Two! Davis
runs over and delivers an ELBOW to BREAK it UP!
On the outside, Nickels is recovering from his moonsault. He picks up Price and throws him back into the ring. Roberts runs at Nickels but Nickels ducks
and lifts Roberts up and over the top-rope onto the ground below. He picks up Price and puts him in the Final Solution!
ROB MARTINEZ: NICKELS has THE SANDMAN in the FINAL SOLUTION! Will he tap? Davis and Krenshov are going BACK and FORTH with blows in the MIDDLE of the ring!
KRENSHOV gets the ADVANTAGE and.. and… and… hits Davis with a RUNNING STALLING POWERSLAM! Krenshov runs over and clips Nickels knee, making him drop PRICE
before he could TAP!
Krenshov goes back over to Davis and tries to throw him over the top-rope but Castle rises and runs at them, clotheslining both of them over the top-rope
and falling over it with them. They all fall onto Roberts who was trying to get back in the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: Nickels has Price back in the FINAL SOLUTION! Will this be it? Both Krenshov and Roberts are running back into the ring, trying to prevent
it! But NO! It’s TOO LATE! Price TAPS! The SANDMAN taps! That’s IT! What a MATCH! It could have gone ANY WAY!
JENNY JERSEY: The winners of the match, JJ NICKELS, ADAM DAVIS AND KURT CASTLE!
Castle goes after Krenshov and they begin brawling toward the back. Kyle Roberts is on the outside, and helps Bill Price get to the back.
REX CALIBER: Security better head to the back and get Kenny and Kurt separated.
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JENNY JERSEY: This is the DOUBLE ELIMINATION TABLES MATCH!
Demon Hunter begins to play and out walks Thomas Young and Jeff James. The cheers are mixed with boos. Jeff James slaps hands with fans, Young just looking
at the tables at ringside.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, accompanied by Jeff James. Weighing in at two hundred forty-five pounds and hailing from Hollywood, Florida…THOMAS YOUNG!
‘Da Graveyard’ by Big L comes across the sound system as the fans know who it is and they start to give him hell as he makes his way down to the ring. Murcielago
and Enzo both flip the crowd off, Enzo trying to steal some food.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent accompanied by Enzo. Weighing two hundred ninety five pounds from Manhattan, New York.. MURCIELAGO!
Tables of all sorts surround the ring: barbed wire coated, thumb tack coated, glass coated, etcetera, etcetera. The men are amazed by the woodwork and it’s
respective modifications, they move closer center ring to start this bout. Last minute stretches. Traditional elbow-collar tie up. Thomas goes right in
for Murc’s legs, taking him down to the floor quickly. Thomas hops over to the top portion of Murc, he locks in a tight Anaconda Vice–air tight. Wait.
He can’t do anything with that. He realizes that too, he realizes it too. The Vice is freed, Murc is relieved; Thomas schemes up another plan, quickly
though, he doesn’t want to waste any sort of time on Murc, it may cost him. Thomas brings Murc to his feet and sends him rocketing towards the ropes. Murc
tries his hardest to take Thomas’s head off, but his clothesline misses–no, no, not miss–evaded, it’s been evaded. Fortunately for Murc, he receives
a second try at Thomas; he never stopped running. This second shot is the charm for Murc, he sends his body right through Thomas’s mid section with a hellacious
spear. Murc gets to his feet and points over to Rex and spits something wretched, something awful, something that causes the fans to boo, boo hard, boo
deeply. It doesn’t phase Murc one bit, he thrives on the negative reactions, he, he, he gets a boost from the reactions. So he smirks at the crowd and
gives them a bird to gaze at. Thomas gives him a school boy roll up surprise. What’s the surprise? An elevated Boston crab.
ROB MARTINEZ: A very technical Thomas tonight, wouldn’t you say?
REX CALIBER: I wouldn’t. I would say he’s bringing the heat to Murc’s bitch ass in a very technical manner.
ROB MARTINEZ: That’s a lie, you would never say anything like that!
REX CALIBER: But I just did.
Murc’s still laying on top of his chest with the lower portion of body on the verge of a gory divorce. It’s Thomas’s court, he’s the judge, and he’s applying
this hold on Murc very, very tightly. Too tight for air. Too tight for comparison. Thomas rids the hold and motions over to the end of the ring, “JEFFERY,
HAND ME THAT CHAIR, THE ONE WITH THE BARBED WIRE!” His little brother follows orders quite well. Seconds dissipate, the chair is in Thomas’s hands. As
he motions over to Murc, the crowd cheers, they cheer for one reason: Murc is going to get his shit beat in. Thomas swings–misses. The crowd is shocked
at the evasion made by Murc, they all thought he was done for, they all had their hopes high, high up. But this isn’t the first time the fans were disappointed,
so it isn’t a great crisis. He can always swing again? Right? Right? Wrong. Murc rolls out of the ring, preventing another swing his way, but he can’t
prevent this… “BOOOOOOOO!”
ROB MARTINEZ: The fans are on Murc’s ‘ass,’ if you will.
REX CALIBER: If you won’t shut up, I will put my foot in yours.
Murc goes under the ring and returns with a bat, a brown wooden bat with barbed wire laces. There’s something etched into it, a “D” then an “M,” further
down the bat it reads “4.3.08″ He holds it tightly in his hand, then gets back into the ring. Chair vs Bat.
ROB MARTINEZ: I seem to be having a dejavu of some sort, but I don’t know why.
REX CALIBER: Yeah, I’m telling you to shut up, again!
The bat swings for the chair’s owner, but the chair stands on guard for it’s master. They move away from each other and clash together again. Neither side
seems to be giving up, this is a war of will if anything. A third collision, loud for the seaters in the nose bleeders to recieve. No withdrawal this time,
just a close tete-et-tete of barbed wire and owners. The owners retreat slowly with small steps in the opposite direction, never releasing their glares
at each other. Chair and Bat try to do as their masters have done, but something is holding them together–them. They’ve been entangled with their frustration
towards each other. They can’t move. Won’t move. They’re discarded.
REX CALIBER: That was like a sword fight.
Thomas goes in for a grapple of some sort and comes out with a two for one: a boot to the stomach and a toss outside of the ring. Murc goes right after
him; Jeff James tries to help Thomas to his feet; Murc signals Enzo to hand him a chair; Thomas declines Jeff’s help, “I got it, I got it.” Jeff’s now
got a head full of metal, thanks, Murc. The chair is dismissed, the boos are dispatched, Jeff’s dismantled, Thomas’s mind is now distorted. Thomas grabs
hold of Murc’s neck with his right hand, then Murc is tossed into the ring post. Pain, pain, pain. Thomas grabs hold of Murc’s dome, bashes the head one
time, two times, three times, four times, five times; Murc’s sent to the concrete. The chair from before, the chair from before is resting in the hands
of Thomas. A swing, a swing. A swing! It hits, it hits…IT HITS! The brain cells in Murc’s skull reduce by a hand full.
REX CALIBER: ‘Bout time this match got good.
What’s the shopping cart got that Thomas wants? Light tubes, a fine choice for a pop. POP! Murc’s covered in dust; Thomas’s covered in cheers. Murc tries
to get up, but falls right back down. Thomas frees a black bag from his pocket. What’s in there, boss? Tacks, Floor, tacks. Murc’s back gets introduced
to this combination, his back is a very shy and reluctant, it has to be dragged. Thomas holds Murc up, exposing his silver back to crowd. Murc drops to
his knees and low blows Thomas–ouch. Murc DDT’s Thomas onto the tacks, sacrificing himself as well.
REX CALIBER: Such a stupid, stupid, stupid move.
Murc tries to eat it, he brings Thomas to his feet, drags him to the nearest table, Supl–no, no, no. Thomas turns around tries to go for a Suple–no, no,
no. Murc with the Inverted Su–no, no, no. Thomas breaks away from the clutches of Murcielago. He returns though, he goes in for a spine buster, Murc is
lifted–Murc is grounded. Clubs to the ears made it a short trip. A snap suplex-a Suplex that finally got in-places Thomas right through the thumb tack
covered table. He’s a silver back just like Murc now.
One – Nothing.
Murc pulls Thomas out from the debris, he takes him back first into the ring apron. Murc is smart for putting presure on a newly sensitive place. Thomas
needs to invest in a tie breaking solution, fast, quick fast. He clubs his way to freedom, driving his forearms down on the silver dots that scater across
Murc’s back. Murc’s down to one knee, the pain, the pain forced him to collapse. Thomas tosses Murc into the ring, he goes after him in the hunt–the hunt
for a tie. Murc’s up before Thomas any time to stand up, he goes to send into the ropes (a great technique for adding more pain to a man in their condition),
it’s not reversed. The ropes drive the tacks in deeper into Thomas’s back, forcing him to stay there and try to recuperate. Murc thinks other wise, he
rushes over to Thomas, he ducks…BIG BACK BODY DROP OUT OF THE DAMN RING ONTO THE MOTHER FUCKING BARBED WIRE TABLE! The table crushes and Murc is stuck,
he’s stuck, stuck in pain, stuck in barbed wire, stuck in some shit. Thomas, on the ring apron, looks at the crowd, shrugs, dives onto Murc’s chest, driving
the barbs deeper into the flesh of the former Carolinas Champion. Thomas looks over at Enzo who’s making his way to the still downed Jeff James. Enzo is
unaware of this, he continues to move over to Jeff James. Thomas is on the prowl, he yanks the Fedora off of Enzo’s head, to grab his attention. Enzo turns
around, “Give it back!” Thomas holds it high, too high for Enzo’s reach. He crumples up the hat, tosses it on the ground, spits on it, turns around, boot
the face. Murc stands over Thomas’s body, bloody, blood pours out of all the pores in his back. He motions over to the shopping cart that Thomas brought
in. Shopping cart, what do you have that Thomas might not like, but Murc will? A bat filled with tacks, of course. He takes it to Thomas’s face, he begins
to grind it across Thomas’s forehead, tearing skin, making race tracks for blood cells. The bloodied bat is tossed away, Thomas is pulled to his feet,
Murc places him onto his shoulders and rushes into the ring post. CLING! Murc bounces off and walks into Thomas (the man who slide away from harm) and
gets leveled with an Omega Driver on the concrete!
ROB MARTINEZ: I think–I think–I think…
REX CALIBER: Get that shit out!
ROB MARTINEZ:…He’s dead.
REX CALIBER: He ain’t dead yet, he ain’t faced me one on one yet, that’s death.
ROB MARTINEZ: I know. No one should bare the pain of having be in a match with you.
REX CALIBER: Thank–Wait! The hell is that supposed to mean?
Thomas goes under the ring and fetches three things: a table, lighter fluid (POP), matches. He slides all three into the ring. The table is propped up properly,
then it’s showered in lighter fluid. Thomas doesn’t light it, why? Why? He rolls out of the ring and brings the downed Murc to the ring. Murc is now sitting
on the top rope. Thomas lights the match, he tosses it onto the table, lighting it on fire. Murc is caught with an uppercut. Thomas stands on the second
rope, he’s scheming for a Suplex, but Murc rather he didn’t. He fires back with punches to the mid section. Thomas clubs the back of Murc, going right
back for the tacks. This is the opportunity Thomas needed, he stands on the very top rope–
REX CALIBER: Get your “Oh shit” chants in stock.
He lifts–punch to the gut. Lifts again. Punched again. Then another one. A Third.
A body flies in the air.
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
That body lands through a flaming table.
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
“OH MY FUCKING GOD!”
JENNY JERSEY: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH! MURCIELAGO!
Murc comes down from the top turnbuckle, he drops to his knees, then collapses completely to the mat with his eyes and mouth open, spaced out. The EMT’s
rush into the ring to check on both men.
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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is set for one fall, AND IS FOR THE REBEL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!
“Baila Casanova” starts to play, out comes Montaña Rose, accompanying El Rey de Corizones. The REBEL tag title belt is around El Rey’s waist. He, of course,
has all the ladies swooning.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, the REBEL World tag team champions! Accompanied by Montaña Rose. He weighs in at two hundred and forty five pounds. From
Villahermosa, Tobasco, Mexico… (sigh)… EL REY DE CORIZONES!
“Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed!”
Misfits in action, that’s for sure. El Rey waits for his partner to come out, the overall clad hillbilly himself. Zeke has the tag belt around his pants…
wait a minute. Is he actually using it to hold his coveralls UP properly? Annnnyways. The crowd gives a great ovation for the tag champs.
JENNY JERSEY: And his partner. He weighed in at two hundred and fifty nine pounds. He is from Turkey Cross, Kentucky, CUZIN ZEKE!
ROB MARTINEZ: Truly, the fans appreciate this odd couple pairing, who last week upended Warren & Joey Malone for the World Tag Titles.
REX CALIBER: They gettin’ lucky tonight, defending against a team that already went through a war? That shit ain’t right.
ROB MARTINEZ: The tag title competition has never been hotter in REBEL Pro, Rex, it’s all about proving you’re worth a shot.
“The CONNECTION is made!”
Elastica hits and out walk the challengers, but they don’t look normal. There’s no bounce in their step, they didn’t bother to re-pimp for this entrance.
Both men are bandaged over their heads, Stone’s showing red through the white gauze.
JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, the challengers! Coming to the ring accompanied by Lady Sparks, they are Pimps-R-Us, the team of Stone Zellor and Mike
“Assman” Trey!
ROB MARTINEZ: And these two men, like them or hate them, proved how badly they want the tag titles earlier tonight. Look at them! They look like they’ve
been through a war!
REX CALIBER: Fighting Manny X and Black Mamba will do that to you.
Lady Sparks is accompanying her team, carrying Stone’s Pimp title belt (and the NAPW Heritage title belt, Stone never leaves his bling behind), a look of
concern on her face. Stone and Assman wearily roll into the ring and get to their feet. Stone asks Jenny for the microphone.
STONE ZELLOR: Fo’sho… if it ain’t too much trouble, we was wonderin’ if we can jus’ do a regular wrestlin’ match, foos. What you say?
ROB MARTINEZ: Stone Zellor asking El Rey & Zeke if they can just have a “wrestling match” here tonight, instead of a second consecutive bloodbath.
REX CALIBER: I don’t think they’ll have much argument there, El Rey & Zeke are two of the cleanest-cut men in the damn joint.
Some of the crowd boo, they love their violence, but Zeke and El Rey nod enthusiastically and offer their hands. Stone and Assman shake, no problems, and
the referee calls for the bell.
Even though tags aren’t necessary in REBEL, it looks like we might have some in this match. El Rey and Assman start the contest off, tie-up. Assman gets
an arm-bar, El Rey rolls back, forward, up and around and reverses, applying pressure now to Assman’s arm. Trey with a reversal of his own, but it’s re-reversed
by a speedy El Rey, the lucha-libre style really showing here! El Rey with a spinning takedown into a side headlock. Assman fights his way up and shoves
El Rey to the ropes at a run, Zeke slaps El Rey on the shoulder on the way, Assman ducks his head — El Rey counters with a sunset flip! Assman wobbling,
but staying on his feet, until Cuzin Zeke hits a big clothesline on the man, knocking him down!
El Rey gets out of the ring as Zeke scoops Assman up and DOWN, then drops an elbow for a two-count. Assman gets up and goes to his corner, tagging in the
178 pound Stone. Stone comes in, normally he’d talk some trash but he barely has enough left to focus on this one. Zeke and Stone tie-up, Zeke with the
power advantage, easily gets a sideheadlock. Stone tries to deliver a back suplex to counter, can’t get the big man up. Stone manages to back into the
corner where the ref calls for a break. Clean break by Zeke. Back into it, this time Stone gets a side headlock. Zeke tries the back suplex counter, Stone
squirms, but Zeke instead delivers an atomic drop! That busts the buttocks. Stone turns around, big punch knocks the man down. Tag into El Rey as Zeke
hits a powerslam, leading to El Rey hitting a 2nd rope guillotine leg drop. One, two, Assman makes the save!
ROB MARTINEZ: The champions in firm control here, and you can’t really be surprised since they’re not tired from a match earlier tonight.
REX CALIBER: I like what you said before, the WAR Stone & Assman had earlier. They better get somethin’ goin’ or all that blood they spilled won’t be for
shit.
Stone gets up, slowly, he just don’t seem to have much left in him at all. El Rey chops him and sends him into the ropes. He twists the arm… and goes
to the top rope! The crowd loves this move, El Rey de Corizones walks the top.. and leaps off with an elbow to Stone’s hyper-extended shoulder, flooring
him. Stone reaches out for a tag but El Rey grabs the arm… into his Arm Trap Standing Leg Lock! Stone looks ready to tap out, holding on, the pain is
too much, the champs retain —
Assman with another save, hitting a diving european uppercut to the back of El Rey’s head. The crowd gets on him a bit, but a little fire has come back
to Assman’s eyes. The referee gets on him “stay out of the ring, are you having a WRESTLING match or not?” Assman seems angered by this, as El Rey gets
up… he picks up Stone LOW BLOW! Slim Pimpin’ causes every lady in the audience (all four of ‘em, counting Jenny and Rosa) to weep tears of sadness for
the damage done to El Rey’s babymaker. Stone gets up, stumbles back to a corner, and looks out over the booing crowd. El Rey tags into Cuzin Zeke, who
comes into the ring. He’s kinda asking Stone what’s up, and Stone says “sorry man, just got to me.” Zeke shrugs, then perks up as Stone raises a hand high
in a test of strength. “Come on big fella,” Stone says. Zeke raises a hand up, they lock. Stone is in pain! They lock the other hands, PAIN!
THE PAIN!
Stone shakes his hips, trying to dance away the pain SOCCER KICK TO THE NUTS. Zeke drops in MORE THE PAIN, holding his groin, as Stone slumps against the
ropes and gives the fans double middle-fingers. He looks over at Assman and screams “(BLEEP) DIS WRESTLIN’ SHIT!”
ROB MARTINEZ: I think the “wrestling match” is over!
REX CALIBER: AWWWW YEAH!
Stone rolls outside of the ring as Assman drops down and both men go huntin’. Stone reaches under the ring, pulling out some PLUNDAH. Meanwhile Assman shoves
the timekeeper off and grabs his steel chair! He gets onto the ring apron, El Rey turns around
WHAM!
CHAIR HUCKING! El Rey goes down! But he gets ran over by a raging Cuzin Zeke. Zeke picks up Assman, going for a PILEDRIVER… but it’s Stone Zellor from
behind with a brutal shot from a kendo stick! Zeke doesn’t go down, but drops Assman and turns around. Stone gives him a PIMP SLAP!
Hm. Oh. Well.
That just fired up Zeke more! ANGRY HILLBILLY ONNA LOOSE! He starts punching the hell out of Stone as El Rey gets up to his feet. Zeke whips the man into
El Rey, who NAILS his Heart Kick to the speeding Stone! Knocks the man down, El Rey covers (everybody’s legal, even if they CHOSE to “wrestle” earlier),
one, two, ASSMAN! Makes the save with the kendostick to the back of El Rey’s head! Zeke rushes in, Assman ducks to the side and then brings the kendo stick
right up in Zeke’s balls (again, geez). Hooks the stick around Zeke’s neck, WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! One! Two! Zeke kicks out!
Assman picks the man up, CRACK over the head. He gets behind Zeke, neckbreaker delivered. But before he can make another cover, El Rey is back up and has
ahold of Assman from behind, lifting him up for the Argentine Backbreaker Rack! Assman in a bad way, but he manages to wildly swing his kendo stick and
catch El Rey in the face. Mask or not, that hurts, and Assman is free. He charges El Rey
ONLY TO GET TAKEN DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB! Out of nowhere! Assman is down, El Rey hits the ropes
LIONSAULT!!!
ONE, TWO, TH—
STONE with a big boot breaks that up! El Rey gets up CLANG! Stone drops him with a chair! Zeke is up CLANG! Steel chair to his head! Stone slams the chair
down on Zeke’s face, and his fire is back! He climbs to the top rope… DIVING HEADBUTT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Stone kicks around in pain as Zeke seems
totally unconscious. He covers!
ONE! TWO! TH— El Rey makes the last second save!
REX CALIBER: How the hell he do that?
El Rey picks Stone up, but it’s Assman from behind with a blow! He turns around, hoisting El Rey up with the head on his shoulder, Stone lifting from behind?
DOUBLE TEAM SNAPMARE DRIVER! Oh hell that was nasty looking! Assman covers El Rey…
ONE!
TWO!
THKICKOUT!
Somehow El Rey de Corizones kicks out! Stone says that’s it, lifting the man up for a Tombstone Piledriver. But that’s a bit too much weight… El Rey,
dazed or not, is able to kick and fall backwards, he has STONE UP IN IT — Assman clips El Rey’s knees from behind. Stone didn’t land great, but didn’t
land on his head. Assman picks up El Rey, NAILS ASSASSINATION! THAT’S IT!
ONE!
TWO!
TH—
ZEKE SAVES!!!
The crowd is going crazy! Assman is up, clotheslined down! Stone comes in, gets clotheslined down! SCOOP SLAM FOR ASSMAN! SCOOP SLAM FOR STONE! They get
up again, double-teaming Zeke this time! Irish whip… DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE FROM ZEKE! He takes both men down! The Turkey Cross native climbs to the top
rope, all 263 pounds, as Stone and Assman get up…
FLYING CROSSBODY WIPES THEM BOTH OUT!
Everybody’s down, Zeke picks up Stone and knocks him out of the ring! Zeke hoists up Assman, going for a piledriver… no! Assman with a backdrop! Zeke
gets up, Assman from behind, ASSCRACKER — Zeke holds the top rope and it’s only Assman who hits the canvas, blowing his own lungs out in the process!
He struggles to his feet, Zeke hits a toe kick… PILEDRIVER!!! Stone is on the ring apron, though — EL REY KNOCKS HIM OFF! Stone to the outside, EL
REY WITH A DIVING TOPE! FROM A LARGE MAN! HOLY CRAP!
Now with Assman laid out in the middle of the ring, Zeke goes to the top rope. He signals for it! HE FLIES!
A big splash in a MUD PUDDLE! Assman is done for! HERE’S THE COUNT! ONE!
TWO!
THREE—
DR. TITTYLOVER?!
Nails Zeke in the back of the head with his platinum-encrusted white gold diamond-studded pimp cane! KAWHAMMO!
ROB MARTINEZ: The champs retain — WAIT, NO, WHO IS THAT? IS THAT — DR. TITTYLOVER?!
REX CALIBER: It… LOOKS like Dr. Tittylover, I didn’t think we’d ever see him again after last week!
ROB MARTINEZ: Dr. Tittylover — or a reasonable facsimile — just nailed Cuzin Zeke, right when Zeke had Assman pinned! This match should be over!
REX CALIBER: Man, check out Assman, he looks like he seen a ghost!
Assman appears to be in a trance. Almost like he’s wondering if he REALLY saw Dr. Tittylover. Whoever it was, he’s disappeared back into the crowd, but
he did the damage. On the outside, Stone just hit El Rey with the PIMP title belt, knocking him down! Inside the ring Assman is completely zonked, in a
trance, eyes glazed over. What the hell? Zeke is still down from that horrific cane shot as Stone slides in the ring and hooks a leg? NOT LIKE THIS…
ONE, TWO, THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: Your winners, and NEW REBEL World Tag Team Champions, THE BLACK UNDERGROUND RAILROAD: Stone Zellor and Assman!
ROB MARTINEZ: Oh come on! Dr. Tittylover might as well be new champion, he won the match for the Pimps! This is a travesty of justice!
REX CALIBER: Hey, there ain’t no rules disqualifying the Pimps, and they’re the champions! Stone Zellor got SO MUCH GOLD!
ROB MARTINEZ: We have new tag team champions, but not without controversy, that’s the one thing we know for sure.
Zeke and El Rey are crushed, El Rey having pulled Zeke outside. They are heartbroken, the titles they worked so hard for… gone, just like that. In the
ring, Stone drapes one of the title belts on Assman, who is still sitting in a trance. Stone shrugs and pulls together ALL his gold. The Pimp title. The
NAPW Heritage title. And now, one-half of the REBEL World Tag Titles. The man is DRIPPING in gold…
And it’s time to bust a move. The crowd throws garbage at him, but it doesn’t interfere with his STONE COLD GROOVE, BABY!
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ROB MARTINEZ: Well REBEL fans, it’s been a hell of a show so far, and now it’s time for our main event for the evening!
“SURPRISE! YOU’RE DEAD!” The sounds of Faith No More mean that it’s time for one of the biggest stars of REBEL-Pro, literally, to make his appearance.
JENNY JERSEY: The following singles match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the REBEL-Pro World Heavyweight Championship! Making his way to the ring,
weighing in tonight at two hundred and eighty-nine pounds! From Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the challenger…JAKE PHOENIX!
As he makes his way to the ring, Phoenix is steely-eyed and he has his jaw clenched. Not a hint of emotion plays across his face: no excitement, nervousness,
or anger. Just determination. He’s not paying any attention to the jeers of the crowd, or even to the surprising amount of cheers from a handful of guys
right in the front row, holding up homemade “PHOENIX + REBEL = GOLD!” signs and screaming their heads off for him. He just steps into the ring and waits.
And then…
“Guess who’s back?”
Hit it.
“THEY SAY I’M COCKY! And I say WHAT? It ain’t bragging (BLEEP) if you back it up!”
The REBEL fans go ballistic for the man who is, in every sense of the word, the star of the show.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent! Weighing in tonight at two hundred and thirty pounds, he is the TWO TIME Carolinas Champion and the TWO TIME and CURRENT
REBEL-Pro World Heavyweight Champion! Fighting out of Durham, North Carolina…”THE SHOW” CHAD KURTIS!
The fans turn to look at the curtain, but nobody comes through. And then, there’s a commotion from the crowd. “The Show” is coming through the audience!
Nodding his head and walking in time to the beat of his own entrance music, he smiles, high-fiving and hugging excited fans as he displays the REBEL-Pro
World Title belt around his waist. When he hops over the barrier and onto the ring apron, he turns around to acknowledge the nearly-universal admiration
of the crowd — except for those guys in the front row, who are booing him so hard some of their faces are turning red. And considering how in shape some
of them are, they really don’t look like they should be exerting themselves that much.
REX CALIBER: Look at the size of Phoenix! There’s a real “Heavyweight” for you! Compared to him Chad Kurtis is a jumbo shrimp!
ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis proved he was a World Champion-quality wrestler with his win over Kyle Roberts in February, but looking at his size compared to
Jake Phoenix, I’m tempted to agree with you! In any case, this should be one DYNAMITE match-up!
Referee Dale McDonald takes the title belt from Chad Kurtis and shows it to Jake Phoenix, whose eyes flicker a little with excitement, but when McDonald
holds it up to the crowd the light goes out of Phoenix’s eyes. He just looks at “The Show”, who smirks at him. “That’s as close as you’re gettting to that
belt tonight, Phoenix!” Phoenix just nods and narrows his eyes. The two men walk to the middle of the ring, each trying to stare the other down, each trying
to intimidate his opponent. It’s not working. But you can tell they’re ready to start. Dale calls for the bell and we are ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
The two men lock up right away, Jake Phoenix with the early advantage; he locks in with a belly-to-belly suplex, but The Show reverses into a rear hold,
but he can’t lift the bigger man up and he knows it. So The Show quickly shoves him away, then bounces off the ropes and comes back with a quick lariat
that knocks Phoenix to his knees. The Show gets back up quickly, then takes Phoenix all the way down with a modified neckbreaker. Here’s the first cover
of the night, one, KICKOUT AT ONE! Jake Phoenix kicks out of that cover with ease, pushing The Show up and off of him. Phoenix slowly gets to his feet,
but The Show is already up and bouncing off the ropes, coming in with a cross-body — CAUGHT! Jake Phoenix catches Chad Kurtis in mid air, and with a quick
spin and a shift of his weight BODYSLAMS him to the mat. Chad Kurtis tries to get up quickly, but Phoenix kicks him in the teeth and knocks him flat on
his back! Phoenix then grabs The Show’s right leg and stomps the knee one, two, three times, then does a falling knee drop right to the chest! And now
it’s Phoenix’s turn to cover! One, two, kickout by The Show, who doesn’t get up as quickly now.
ROB MARTINEZ: Some fast-paced action early in the match!
REX CALIBER: Phoenix knows that if Kurtis gets any momentum this match could get out of hand really fast. He’s playing it smart, trying to keep him on his
feet, on his level. It’s what I would do.
ROB MARTINEZ: And that makes it smart how?
Jake Phoenix grabs Kurtis by the arm and hauls him up, then tosses him into the far turnbuckle, then goes right over and starts laying in with some brutal
punches, knocking The Show’s head left and right like he was a tiny sock puppet being pummeled by giant smoked hams. After five rights and five lefts,
The Show’s legs buckle and he stumbles; Phoenix takes advantage of this and hoists him up on the top turnbuckle, then climbs up there with him…oh good
god…CHOKESLAM TO THE OUTSIDE!
REX CALIBER: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!
Both men are lying on the ground outside the ring, but The Show is much worse for wear, just lying there motionless while Phoenix rolls over and starts
picking himself up with the help of the stairs; the Phoenix brigade in the front row is going BALLISTIC. Phoenix goes under the ring and starts tossing
things out; a chair, a hockey stick, a couple of two-by-fours, obviously looking for something…and he’s found it. Phoenix pulls out a table and starts
to set it up outside the ring, but this break in the action has given Kurtis a little time to recover, and as he’s getting to his feet he sees all the
presents that Jake Phoenix has left him. He picks up a two-by-four and walks over to Phoenix just as he finishes setting up the table, swinging as hard
as he can and cracking the lumber into the big man’s back. Phoenix grits his teeth and straightens up a little, and Kurtis swings again, this time hitting
Phoenix in the shoulders, and the wood splinters a little from the impact. Phoenix is angry now, turning around JUST IN TIME TO GET SOME WOOD IN THE FACE!
And the lumber finally splits with the impact; Kurtis tosses it away and goes in to lock up with Phoenix, whose face is a bloody mess. He locks in the
hold, trying to go for what I don’t exactly know, but Phoenix isn’t having any of it. He breaks the hold, then shoves Kurtis back and charges forward –
short arm clothesline into the ring apron!
Kurtis collapses to the floor, and Phoenix grabs him by the arm and drags him back to the table, then lifts him up and rolls him on it. The crowd is booing
him something fierce, but Phoenix doesn’t care. He turns his back on the table and heads back to the apron, climbing up to the apron, planning on making
a table-Kurtis-Phoenix sandwich, but Kurtis isn’t about to take that lying down. He quickly rolls off the table, then staggers over to the ring and grabs
Phoenix’s legs and starts to PULL AS HARD AS HE CAN. Phoenix figures out what’s going on and gets a death grip on the ropes, trying to hold on for dear
life, but Kurtis keeps the pressure on. Phoenix tries to wriggle one of his legs out of Kurtis’ grip and somehow does, stomping the World Heavyweight Champion
in the face, but Kurtis still doesn’t let go, and with his free hand he fires into the air, trying to connect wish something, anything — and nails Phoenix
right in the babymaker! It wasn’t intentional, Kurtis was just trying to get some kind of leverage back, and boy did he get it! Phoenix goes a little limp,
loses his grip a little, and that’s all Kurtis needed. Grabbing Phoenix’s other leg, he gives one final pull, and brings Jake Phoenix down back-first onto
the table! Phoenix is lying in twisted metal and wood splinters, and The Show gets up and screams out to the fans, who are eating it up!
ROB MARTINEZ: Desperation move from The Show, but he did what he had to do! Can he capitalize on this and get some momentum going?
REX CALIBER: Let’s just have a moment of silence for Little Jake and the Phoenixes, Rob.
The Show picks up the chair and whacks Phoenix a few times with it, then throws it down on his body…and then he turns to the ring. He climbs up to the
apron…and then up the post…then he balances on the top rope…
BEST MOONSAULT EVER ONTO THE CHAIR!
The crowd is chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” and who can blame them? The Show and Phoenix are in a pile outside of the ring, and the referee doesn’t know
what to do. With no count-outs, there’s nothing he can do but wait and see who the first man to stir will be. The crowd is chanting “KURTIS!” while the
cluster of miscreants shout “Phoenix!” after them!
“KURTIS!” “Phoenix!” “KURTIS!” “Phoenix!” “KURTIS!” “Phoenix!” “KURTIS!”
Phoenix.
Jake Phoenix lifts his right hand into the air, and the crowd hushes up right bloody quick. Except for the half-dozen guys in the front, one of whom I think
just fainted. He pushes himself to his knees, then stands up, a little unsure of himself. He grabs Chad Kurtis by the hair and hauls him out of the wreckage,
and throws him into the ring. He looks like he’s going to follow him in, but then reconsiders. He goes over to his lone group of fans, and screams “GIMME
YOUR (BLEEP) CHAIR!” at one of them, who is only too happy to oblige. He slides that in too, then crawls in after it, to be met with a running kick to
the face from Chad Kurtis! Phoenix staggers back, and Kurtis runs to bounce off the ropes for a springboard dropkick–
Phoenix throws the chair!
The chair hits Chad Kurtis in the face as he comes off the ropes, and he comes down just a couple of feet away from Phoenix. Now it’s Kurtis’s turn to leak
a little blood from the face, and Phoenix goes in for a cover, one, two, three–no! Kurtis has his foot on the ropes! Phoenix was THIS close to winning
this thing, but he was also THIS far away from the ropes!
REX CALIBER: That was a rookie mistake, Phoenix! ARE YOU A ROOKIE, BIG GUY!?!
ROB MARTINEZ: With all the punishment these two men have taken tonight, I’m surprised Phoenix could remember to pin him, period.
Phoenix is stunned. He can’t believe he didn’t get the pinfall, but he’s not going to bitch about. it. He’s going to…roll to the outside? And go under
the ring; he’s under the ring for a little bit longer, and comes out with another table. Oh yes. He meant business with the table earlier, and he’s going
to follow through with it. He slides the table into the ring and comes in himself. Kurtis is pulling himself to his feet by the ropes, keeping himself
in this thing, and Phoenix decides he’s going to put him down again. He grabs Kurtis from behind and tries for a German suplex, but Kurtis grabs the ropes
and Phoenix can’t get the leverage. He tries again, but Kurtis holds on for dear life. Phoenix lets go, then punches The Show in the back of the head,
turns him around then lays into him with some forearms to the face. He steps back after a few, then puts him down with a quick powerslam. Phoenix doesn’t
go for the pin, though, just turns his attention back to the table. He’s got it set up in the middle of the ring, then turns back to Kurtis–
IT’S SHOWTIME!
Kurtis with the moonsault-DDT laying Phoenix out! That’s the second time Phoenix has thrown away his advantage to get the table up and given Chad Kurtis
a second wind! Kurtis turns around to get some adrenaline from the crowd, who cheer on their World Heavyweight Champion like he was Rocky (from the good
movies). Kurtis turns back to Phoenix, who’s getting to his feet, and fires off with a few quick right hands; then he whips Phoenix as hard as he can into
the far turnbuckle. Phoenix connects HARD and Kurtis stumbles over, trying to lift the big man onto the top turnbuckle…Phoenix fires off in desperation
with his big right hand but Kurtis gives two more back in kind and Phoenix collapses again. Kurtis struggles, finally gets Phoenix to the top rope, then
climbs up himself for the CK Finale 2.0! He grabs Phoenix, getting him into position — Phoenix stirring, though, and nails Kurtis in the face with a hard
right! Kurtis stumbles, looks like he’s going to fall, but grabs onto Phoenix, trying to get him in position, but Phoenix breaks the hold and boxes his
ears! Kurtis is stunned, lets go of the hold which gives Phoenix a little leverage of his own — can he do it — OH NO!
TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOPE ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!
“The Show” goes through the table this time, and Phoenix somehow has the wherewithal to go for the pin!
One!
Two!
THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner and new REBEL-Pro World Heavyweight Champion…JAAAAAAAKE PHOEEEENIX!
Jake Phoenix meets Dale McDonald in the middle of the ring, and the referee raises his hand, but Phoenix pulls his hand away and points to the title belt,
then points to his waist. “YOU STRAP THAT ON, DAMMIT!” he shouts.
ROB MARTINEZ: “The Show” put up a hell of a fight, Rex, but in the end it was Jake Phoenix who pulled it off!
REX CALIBER: Phoenix did exactly what he needed to do. You bring the fight down to your level, you don’t let Chad Kurtis get too much momentum going, and
most importantly, you don’t let the table own you: you own the table.
ROB MARTINEZ: And now Jake Phoenix goes to face Adam Davis in the Main Event of the Birthday Bash!
REX CALIBER: CO-Main Event, Rob. I’m not playing second fiddle to anyone in this company, even if I do have to face Murcielago…
Jake Phoenix stands in the middle of the ring, the REBEL World Heavyweight Title belt strapped to his waist, shouting at Chad Kurtis. “Take a good look!
This is the closest YOU’RE going to get to MY title for a LONG TIME!” The show ends with a brand new champ. He won in Defiance of all these Kurtis fans.
Birthday Bash next month…REBEL TURNS ONE YEAR OLD BABY!