Merry Time Massacre 2011 12-22-2011

The show started off very disappointing with some bad news as Larry Gordon, currently the General Manager of Rebel Pro, coming out to deliver the bad news before taking his place at the Announcers’ table. Larry told us that Simon Kalis had been injured in a bad accident and his return date would hopefully be shortly after the new year began. However, that was not all of the bad news as we were told that Jaice Wilds was unable to attend because of problems at the airport, something happened to the airplane and it was unable to take off in time for him to make it to the event here tonight. Mikey Massacre was set to be here, since he believes that the event is named after himself, but his plane ticket was mysteriously misplaced and he could not make it to the event either. The crowd was getting a bit restless at this point, but Larry Gordon got them back into the spirit by announcing that the rest of the event was still on and they would be getting their money’s worth as they still had the Aggression Title match, the 3 Stages of Hell match, among the couple of others to set the card up nicely. The crowd began a slow and low chant of Rebel Pro, but what do you expect when one of the most hated men in Rebel Pro, Mikey Massacre, isn’t even at the event and one of the most charismatic high fliers in Jiace Wilds isn’t there either?

Jenny Jersey announced that to liven things up, they were fixing to have the first of the three stages of Hell match right f’ing now! The crowd jumped to their feet, thinking in the beginning that all three matches would be back to back; but loving this change of their plans. Hostile came out to a very loud booing crowd, along with a bit of trash throwing, but when Taboo came out the crowd popped to their feet and tossed him good luck shouts, we love you chants, and suplex his ass back to hell shout from a drunken fan sitting at the ramp. Taboo stepped into the ring, facing off against Hostile as Jenny Jersey indicated for all people to look at the Rebeltron, also known as Megavision. Up on the screen was three different match stipulations:

1. Barbed Wire Mayhem
2. Tables, Tables, and Tables.
3. Barbed Wire Ladder Match.

Jenny then asked for the AV tech to show only one choice before asking the fans to yell for their favorite one. The first choice, the Barbed Wire Mayhem got a loud ovation, a bit more than the second and third choice, so these two men would face off in a Barbed Wire Mayhem match to start off the 3 Stages of Hell contest. Hostile and Taboo didn’t wait for Jenny to get out of the ring as their hatred for one another just got the best of them and while she dove out of the ring and the techs were placing barbed wire every where, they begaan to exchange blow after blow in the center of the ring. Hostile, injured hands and all, kept up with the Suplex Machine Taboo, with his bad back and all. Taboo was able to nail a belly to belly, but when he tried to roll through, Hostile nailed him in the cock and balls with a lifted knee which halted all of Taboo’s progress and energy. Hostile then proceeded to rake his face in a mass of barbed wire before piledriving him through a pile of it as well. Taboo was busted open early and with wire sticking out of his flesh, continued the fight by turning a bit of the wire around his fist and nailing Hostile in the crotch as well. Hostile held himself, just the opening that Taboo needed to suplex him out of the ring and into a mass of barbed wire on top of a table, causing it to crash down to the floor while sending up chunks of table. Taboo lept from the top rope, coming down with a cannonball type move, sending Hostile even deeper into the mess of wire and flesh tearing material. Taboo then wrapped some of the wire around Hostile’s throat, dragging him around the ring while periodically stomping on him to keep him subdued. Hostile finally managed to get up to his knees and feet behind Taboo, who turned around right into a head butt then several kicks to the midsection. Hostile then beat Taboo senseless against the ringpost before lawn darting him into the post, ripping a chunck of flesh off his forehead. Hostile wasn’t finished yet though as he shoved several inches of wire into Taboo’s mouth before climbing up top with him for a big time move. Hostile threw Taboo off the top rope and used the wire around Taboo’s neck to yank him back, the wire digging into Taboo’s throat and sending rivelets of blood cascading down to the canvas. Hostile then leaped from the top turnbuckle with the New Jersey Headshot, but Taboo showed amazing speed and determination by jumping up and nailing a snap vertical suplex for a surprise pin and win. Everyone in the arena was surprised, but pleased at this turn of the match, but Taboo was leaning over the middle rope, flesh hanging down and blood pouring from his throat and face.

Vincent Black came out, microphone in hand, along with his bandaged forearm and declared that he was too injured to wrestle. The crowd began to boo, but Vincent told them that he injured it when a fan tried to attack him at some autograph signing at Hardcore Drinkin’s opening in Valdosta over the last weekend. Gordon, sitting at the table, nodded in sympathy as though he knew this was going to happen. After Gordon said something about the show going to shit, he climbed to his feet and indicated that Bobby Lee would be facing JT Whiplash instead so that this show wouldn’t be down to just two matches. JT Whiplash came out and faced off against Vincent, saying something like if he can wrestle with a bad neck, then Vincent can wrestle with a bruised forearm, if he wasn’t too wimpy to take him on. Vincent said that he would, but that his forearm may be fractured and he’d really hate to accidentally drop JT on his bad neck and break it for good, he’d like to leave something for Bubba J to kick. Mentioning Bubba J, the Ragin’ Redneck came out of the crowd and plastered JT with a steel chair before stomping a literal mud hole in his Copperhead ass then walking that sumbitch dry. JT tried to fight back, but Bubba J just simply caught hiim by surprise and both he and Vincent Black destroyed the Confederate Copperhead, much to the booing of the crowd before Hardcore Entertainment destroyed JT with a powerbomb into an inverted stunner, trying to literally break JT’s neck. Bubba J spit on Whiplash before walking out of the ring with Vincent, to the booing of the fans, and trash throwing as well. Linzi asked Larry what he was going to do now, but Gordon didn’t have much to say as the Merry Time Massacre show was just going down the toilet. Then Bobby Lee came down the entrance ramp at a dead run, looking to pick up a victory over JT Whiplash, since his name was mentioned to now be facing the Confederate Copperhead.

In the ring Bobby Lee covered JT for a count of nearly three, but JT was able to kick out before the final slap of the mat, this causing Bobby Lee to back up and begin whimpering. However Bobby showed some fortitude as he went back to work, thinking that JT was nearly dead in the ring. Bobby Lee with a spinning roundhouse kick, that resembled a unspinning squarehouse foot shove, pissed JT off even further. JT nailed him with a fist to the face and that was pretty much his entire offensive strategy, punch after freaking punch to the face and mixing in a few gut kicks in there as well. JT was showing an unjusual amount of anger and violence as he was taking his frustrations out on the unfortunate Bobby Lee’s body in this inprompto match. JT nailed Bobby with a elevated spinebuster before going outside and wrapping a table in barbed wire and then putting Bobby Lee through the table once, then the debris three times before finally staying for the cover; the entire time mouthing the same name over and over… “Bubba J”. Linzi mentioned that she doesn’t think JT Whiplash was fighting Bobby Lee, that he may have been seeing Bubba J all the way. Larry said that he had to agree with her in that assessment.

Jenny stepped into the ring and indicated that the fans had to choose the second stipulation for the 3 Stages of Hell match, their choices were up on Megavision.

1. Barbed Wire Ladder Match
2. Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match.
3. Barbed Wire Bra and Panties Match.

The fans voted, it seemed to be really close, but the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs narrowly beat out the Barbed Wire Bra and Panties match, by like a clap or two at the most. Hostile and Taboo came out and both men seemed to be the worse for wear as the confronted the other in the center of the ring; a ladder, a chair, and a table already set up for their convenience. Several tense moments before both men began to just beat the hell out of each other with fists again, Hostile able to nail Taboo right in the face with the chair, but Taboo, with his strength, nailed Hostile in the ribs with the table. Hostile doubled over in pain, but was able to counter with an uppercut to Taboo’s chin that rocked him back. Hostile set up the table and then climbed the ladder, putting Taboo through the table with a body splash from the top. Hostile then went on a dominating run beating the weary and blood lacking Taboo with shot after vicious shot, the beating seeming to go on for 20 minutes, but it was only actually like five or so. However Taboo countered a big move from the top of the ladder by rolling out of the way and sending Hostile’s face through, yes actually through the steel chair. Ok, actually the seat of the chair broke, but still it had to be painful as all get out. Taboo then went on a seven minute offensive concluding with a top of the ladder German Suplex onto a steel chair and barbed wire covered table, but his neck suffered as well as he was unable to make a pin attempt quickly enough. However, Taboo didn’t let Hostile stop him that easily, he lifted Hostile up for another suplex, but Hostile slammed Taboo’s nose with a backwards headbutt and then a DDT before delivering his finisher from the top of the ladder for the pin and the win.

The third match between Hostile and Taboo was determined to be a regular Rebel Pro match, where any thing can happen. Taboo came out, bloody, weary, and without very much energy to fill his body; however Hostile came out pretty much in the same boat. They stood across from each other in the center of the ring, neither man willing to quit and both willing to kill themselves to defeat the other man. They went back and forth in this the third and final match of the 3 Stages of Hell match, both using chairs, tables, electrical cords, and anything and everything that they could get their hands on. Hostile even took the stitched forehead of Taboo and ripped it open to pull at the flesh and blind him. He then put Taboo literally through the ring, as part of it collapsed; but the match continued. Hostile was able to use a variety of technical holds to further injure Taboo, but he was unable to hit his finisher as Taboo pulled a steel chair in front of him to block it. Hostile was out on his feet for the next several minutes as Taboo nailed move after move, even another suplex to the outside; this one from the top turnbuckle through the Announcers’ table for added emphasis. But in the end, the injuries suffered in the first match and the blood blinding him, Hostile was able to counter a move and nail Taboo with a barbed wire assisted superkick and then his finisher for a pin and the win. The fans gave both men a rising ovation for their effort and their three matches here tonight as they bled, fought, bled, fought, and bled and fought some more here tonight to hopefully or hopefully not end their feud.

The next and final match of Merry Time Massacre was to be a Massacre’s Surprise match. Luckily for us he sent his choice in before his plane ticket was mysteriously lost. Massacre’s choice was to be a technical match, the end of the match would only come after a pinfall or submission. The match started off with Justin Case coming down to ringside, followed by Jamie Flynn, and then the Aggression Champion himself coming down. Flynn and Maverick got the cheers, but Case only got beers… tossed on his talented body from several drunken fans, not all of which were men. Well the match started out with both Flynn and Maverick working on Case, but Maverick and Flynn started to attack each other similtaneously, which allowed Case to rest his talented bones. Flynn went for a karate kick, but Maverick was able to catch it and quickly turn it into an ankle lock submission; but Case was right there to knee Johnny in the skull to prevent him from retaining his belt by causing Jamie to submit. Case then sent Maverick into the ropes, back body dropping him onto Flynn, but Jamie added to it with a double knee lift into Johnny’s back. Maverick rolled out of the ring where Hugh Aredone got involved choking Johnny with the cane. Case was then attacked from behind by Flynn and the two of them had a very good technical portion of a match. Several holds, counters, reversals, and all that technical stuff happened while they were facing each other in the Rebel Pro squared circle. On the outside Johnny was unable to gain leverage enough to break the choke hold, but a fan from ringside helped him out by nailing Hugh in the skull with a beer bottle, breaking it on the back of his skull. Johnny fell forward, trying to regain his breath when he was able to trip Case up as he tried to spring with a lionsault onto Jamie in the center of the ring. Case landed flat on his back and Johnny took advantage with a leap up to the apron, to the top rope, and a front flip into the ring with his leg coming across Case’s throat. Johnny went for a cover, but only got a count of two as Jamie pulled him off in hopes of him winning the Aggression Title. Johnny and Flynn then exchanged a very quick series of holds, counters, and reversals; with Case resting and coming up with another Millennium Game plan of sorts. Johnny released some mui tai kicks, but Jamie seemed to have scouted Maverick and pressed him with some of his own moves. Johnny then went to his MMA training, but Jamie was just a bit outmatched there, but only slightly and it probably helped that Case’s manager nailed Flynn with a set of platinum knuckles to bust Jamie open and then pull him over the top rope to the outside. Johnny and Case then locked horns, while Hugh handcuffed Jamie to the railing, preventing him from entering the match again. Johnny and Justin then went on a technical show for nearly twenty minutes as Jamie was repeatedly knocked in the head by Hugh Aredone, Justin’s manager, and not helped by the fans because of his lack of promoing. Case and Maverick put on a wrestling clinic that ended with a bridged German suplex from Maverick, after countering Justin’s German suplex. Hugh had slid in a chair and turned his back to go after Flynn again, but Maverick countered at the last second and Case’s head slammed onto the chair and Johnny held it for the pin and the win to retain his Aggression title. But a referee came down and said that the chair was in the way, Jimmy Johnson not seeing it as the bodies were in the way so the match continued and the other referee also unlocked Jamie from the railing, allowing him back into the match. The second referee stayed there to prevent Hugh from getting involved and he did a great job of that. The match continued with all three men really fighting each other, this match having gone on for over thirty five minutes, it showing on everyone, even Jamie who was systematically beaten on the outside by Hugh. The match finally ended just as Johnny hit his finisher on Jamie Flynn, but Case nailed his finisher and both men fell on Jamie Flynn. Jimmy Johnson and the other referee both counted, each at a different angle. Justin Case was declared the winner by the secondary referee while Johnny Maverick was declared the winner by Jimmy Johnson. Both men and referees looked to Larry Gordon for clarification, but he had no immediate answer; however he did get up and climb into the ring. After talking to both referees, he declared that the match was a draw at that point and that even though the match had gone on for 40 minutes at this point, the match will continue with just Justin Case and Johnny Maverick. Larry then climbed out of the ring while Jimmy Johnson stayed to be the only referee in the contest. The match continued, both men with renewed vigor and determination. They fought for another 15 minutes, exchanging hold for hold, move for move, counter for counter, and reversal for reversal; until Justin slipped up and Johnny hit All Bodies Murdered for the pin and the win.

The fans stood up, once again applauding all men involved and the show faded away with chants of Rebel Pro filling the speakers and the arena.

3 Stages of Hell Match #1
Taboo defeated Hostile

JT Whiplash defeated Bobby Lee

3 Stages of Hell Match #2:
Hostile defeated Taboo

3 Stages of Hell match #3:
Hostile defeated Taboo

Johnny Maverick(C) and Justin Case defeated Jamie Flynn forcing the match into a one on one contest.
Johnny Maverick defeated Justin Case to retain the Aggression Championship.