Red, White & Bruised – 07/03/2007

Red, White & Bruised
07/03/2007
It’s 6:30 and the folks of Wilson, NC are hyped for some REBEL action! Already the gymnasium of the Salvation Boys & Girls Club is filling up with people
who have either heard about or seen a REBEL DVD. The stars are out as well, we see The Bluegrass Mafia at the merchandise table signing autographs and
Lyndsey Valentine is getting her picture taken with fans. The odd trio of Warren, FEAR and Mike “Assman” Trey are mingling with fans along ringside smiling
and handing out flyers for the Greenville show next week. Outside of the gymnasium, the C.A.B.S – Censorship Against Bad Stuff, are trying to tell people
the evils of “Garbage wrestling.” We see Rob Martinez and the ever sexy Jenny Jersey emerge from the back and several fans along ringside immediately start
a small “Jenny!” chant. Martinez signs a few autographs while Jenny gets her picture taken with several college kids with raging hormones.

It’s seven o’ clock do you know where your kids are?

They’re in Wilson getting ready for some real fireworks!

Let REBEL Reign!

“Killing In The Name Of…” by Rage Against The Machine pounds the speakers and the capacity crowd of 250 people explode!

Rob and Jenny are in the ring and we’re off and running!

ROB MARTINEZ: Welcome Wilson!

Cheap pop!

ROB MARTINEZ: Tonight we have not one, not two but three championship matches!

Another pop!

ROB MARTINEZ: Not only that, but tonight Wilson will be host of the first ever Red, White & Bruised Brawl! So what are we waiting on? Who wants to see some
wrestling?

A huge pop! Shut up already Rob!

Martinez hands off the microphone to Jenny Jersey and Red, White & Bruised is underway!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is scheduled for one fall, with no time limit!

ROB MARTINEZ: If you like brawling, you’re in for a treat ladies and gents. Two of the biggest men in the business are going to collide here in a clash
of the titans!

Caliban is the first to make his entrance. As Nine Inch Nails’ “The Wretched” plays him down, only Iago accompanies him.

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s odd, I wonder where Miranda is? Ever since Caliban debuted in REBEL she’s been at his side constantly. Iago doesn’t look very happy
that she’s not at ringside.

Indeed he doesn’t, the annoyed expression on the Ringmaster’s face is telling. Caliban hops up on the apron and steps into the ring.

His music is quickly replaced by that of Metallica’s “Don’t Tread On Me”. The crowd boos as Matthew Kurtis and Lyndsey Valentine walk out through the curtain.
ROB MARTINEZ: Matt Kurtis and his brother Chad have been showing one nasty mean streak as of late, not just in REBEL but in our sister promotion New Alberta
Pro Wrestling. The fans aren’t too pleased with it, but the new-look Bluegrass Mafia have been doing well for themselves to say the least.

Kurtis steps through the ropes and Lyndsey takes her spot on the outside. Iago is fixated on her. As he stares, Jenny grabs a microphone to make the introductions.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from the Amazon Basin, he is accompanied by Iago and weighed in tonight at three hundred and fifty pounds The MONSTER,
CAAAAALLIIIIBAAAAAANNN! And his opponent, from Wickliffe, Kentucky. He is one half of the Bluegrass Mafia, “The Angry American” MAAAATHEEEWWW KURTIS!

The bell rings to start the match. Caliban charges straight ahead at Kurtis and drives him back to the turnbuckle! The monster yells to Kurtis, and the
Angry American lumbers out of the corner and ties up again. Now it Kurtis who sends Caliban to the corner! Kurtis tells Caliban to “Come and get it, big
guy!” and Caliban does. He runs out of the corner and nails Kurtis with a forearm smash that almost puts a dent in his head. Kurtis gets up to his feet
and strikes back with s biiig overhand right, followed by one, two, three jabs that get Caliban teetering just a bit. Another big meathook right, but Caliban
won’t go down. Kurtis with three stiff forearm shots – Caliban fires back with an uppercut that knocks the Bluegrass Mafioso right into the ropes, and
then clotheslines him over and out. Caliban steps through the ropes and jumps down with the apron and starts after Kurtis…but something else has got
his eye. As Iago screams behind him to finish off Kurtis, Caliban just stares at Lyndsey Valentine! Oh no! He starts after and she runs to the other side
of the ring, all the way and back around with Caliban in hot pursuit. Valentine runs past the spot where her downed boyfriend was, and as Caliban comes
by Kurtis springs to life and clobbers him with a HUGE Clothesline From Hell that finally gets Caliban off his feet. But the monster from the Amazon Basin
isn’t down for long – he jumps right up and punches a shocked Kurtis right in the kisser! BAM! BAM! And a head butt! Kurtis falls back onto the announcer’s
table and Rob Martinez dives the hell out of the way before he winds up the salami in a Caliban/Kurtis sandwich. Caliban clubs Kurtis over the chest with
some hard forearms, and then turns around to climb the apron – again he’s distracted by Valentine. Iago yells for his monster to focus, and Caliban complies
by leaping off the apron onto Kurtis – Big Matt moves out of the way! Caliban destroys the announce table! Kurtis rolls over on top of Caliban and begins
to hit some mounted punches to the face. He’s trying to pry off Caliban’s mask! He’s got his fingers locked in, one last pull – Caliban grabs his throat!
Kurtis clutches at the monster’s wrist to free himself, but that’s an iron grip. Caliban starts to his feet, still holding Kurtis by the throat. BAM! Elbow
to Caliban’s face – choke still applied! BAM! Now it’s a straight right hand to the face – choke STILL applied! Kurtis rears back to land one more huge
punch as he gags, but before it can even be throw Caliban grabs the neck with the other hand and hits a chokebomb on the arena floor! Kurtis looks just
about dead!

But instead of rolling Kurtis back into the ring and picking up the win, Caliban turns his attention once more towards Lyndsey Valentine! He chases after
her, but Iago gets up on the apron on his side of the ring and calls down to Iago to get over to Kurtis and finish the match. Caliban looks perturbed,
and glares menacingly back at Valentine, but does as he’s told. He rolls Kurtis into the ring, hits a Headshrinkers-Style Diving Headbutt from a standing
position, and goes into the cover. He gets just two, all that extra time is what allowed Kurtis to kick out. Caliban doesn’t seem to care, he just picks
Kurtis up and whips him hard into the corner and hits a charging Clothesline – no! Kurtis with a big boot stops Caliban dead in his tracks! He doesn’t
go down, but he’s stunned for the moment. And that’s all Kurtis needs to scoop him up and hit a sideslam that registers a 5.0 on the Richter Scale. Caliban
gets up pretty soon after, but by now Kurtis has caught on to his almost supernatural resilience and is ready and waiting – he grabs him in a Bearhug position
but drives him back down to the mat with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Some nice offense here from the former college basketball player. He slaps on a head-vice
grip, trying to squeeze the brains out of Caliban’s head (through the nose most likely, like the Egyptians).

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, aside from the fact that my table is destroyed and I’m now sitting here on my nearly broken folding chair, this match has been exciting
as heck! This vice grip looks particularly painful, that’s like wearing a football helmet two sizes too small and getting knocked about by a big ol’ offensive
lineman. I’m also wondering how much of a role Lyndsey Valentine is playing in this match – Caliban seems to be awfully fond of her. Wait, what’s this?!?
Caliban reaches up and grabs Kurtis’ wrists. As Caliban slowly gets back to his feet, he begins pulling those hands apart, freeing himself from the grip.
He still holds Kurtis’ hands as he turns around and delivers a suplex slam that leaves a Matt Kurtis imprint on the mat. Caliban picks him right up, whips
him to the ropes, and crushes his spine with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker. Another scoop up by Caliban, another whip to the ropes, and this time it’s a Tilt-A-Whirl
SLAM that leaves Matt listless. Caliban with a cover! One…..twoooooo….th-kickout!!! The monster doesn’t even blink, he just picks up Kurtis for some
more punishment. He takes a page out of Brian Bruno’s book and spikes Kurtis to the mat with a Sitout Side Powerslam. Another pin by Caliban, but another
kickout by Matt Kurtis! Caliban is starting to get just a bit annoyed now, and rolls out of the ring to pick up a steel folding chair. He rolls back in,
and holds the chair high over his opponent. WHOOSH! CLANG! Right across the back! CLANG! Another vile chair shot between the shoulder blades! He raises
up his chair for the fatal blow, but surprisingly Lyndsey Valentine gets up on the apron to distract him! Has she gone nuts? Caliban drops the chair immediately
and walks over to Lyndsey. He licks his lips – and Lyndsey blows a kiss at him? Caliban reaches out to grab her and she shrieks – Matt Kurtis with a chair
shot to the back of Caliban’s head! But oh no, Caliban is driven right into Lyndsey and she falls off the apron! Kurtis looks down, drops the chair, and
leaves the ring to check on his girl. On the other side of the ring, Iago is screaming his head off bloody murder for Caliban to get up and to capitalize.
Caliban is slow to get up, and when he finally does his eyes are filled with rage! He jumps down to the arena floor and starts to hit Kurtis with everything
he’s got – and the fans cheer? Caliban tosses him back into the ring and signals for the Heart of Darkness – Kurtis throws some kind of powder in his eyes!
Boot to the stomach – BLUEGRASS BOMB! And it’s academic from here, folks.

ONE!

TWOOOOO!

THRE-CALIBAN POWERS OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy cow! How on earth did Caliban just toss Matt Kurtis like that?

Caliban springs to his feet and lets out a primal scream. Kurtis looks like someone just told him Christmas isn’t coming. Caliban charges – Kurtis rolls
out of the ring! Caliban turns to pull him by the hair back in, but as Caliban holds a handful of hair Kurtis grabs a cane from an old man in the front
row and blasts Caliban over the head with it – it shatters! That was a wooden cane, and the old guy doesn’t look to happy about it. Kurtis just laughs
and hops back in the ring. He covers, but it’s not even close to two this time! Caliban is possessed! He gets up again, quick as a spring chicken and delivers
a nasty looking throat thrust to Kurtis. Matt staggers back, grabbing his throat in pain – LARIAT. And a beauty. Caliban covers one…twooo…..ALMOST
three, but not quite enough to keep the big man down. Iago gets Caliban’s attention as the monster finds himself preoccupied with Lyndsey, who has gotten
back to her feet but looks shaken up. Caliban looks…well, he looks genuinely concerned for her well-being. Iago orders for Caliban to get come over to
his corner and orders the monster to finish him now with the Heart of Darkness! Caliban yanks Kurtis up off the mat – and Kurtis saves his own life with
a rake of the eyes. It’s Kurtis now on the offensive, and he picks Caliban up to deliver a spinebuster! Kurtis now into the cover, it could be over – ONEEEEE….TWOOOO….THRE-NO!
Kurtis starts pounding the mat in frustration, but that’s not going to help anybody beat a monster the likes of Caliban. Kurtis picks him up for one last
power move to try and put him away – piledriver spikes Caliban right down to the mat.

And the monster gets right up.

Kurtis and Valentine are in shock. Rob Martinez is in shock. The fans are in shock. Iago? He just smiles.

And Kurtis charges at Caliban to drill him with a Yakuza kick. Kurtis covers again!

ONEEEEEE

TWWWWOOOOOOOO

THREEEEE-SHOULDER UP! Caliban got his shoulder up! How? How? Iago is calling for Caliban to get up…and to Kurtis’ horror, he does! Caliban hammers him
with another vicious throat thrust, and Kurtis stumbles back. He bounces off the ropes and tries in desperation to hit a Clothesline From Hell, but Caliban
ducks under it and grabs Kurtis by the scruff of the neck.

And kills him dead with the Heart of Darkness. One, two, three, holy shit it’s over!

JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, CAAAAALIIIBAAAAAN!

Iago celebrates on the outside, but Caliban has only one thing on his mind. He turns in the direction of one Lyndsey Valentine – and sprints after her!
ROB MARTINEZ: Uh-oh! We better get security out here, I hate to think what the monster would do to poor Lyndsey Valentine!

Caliban gives chase all the way up the ramp with Iago right behind him screaming at him to stop. He can’t quite catch up with her before she slips through
the curtain, but he follows after her with Iago still on his shouting at him. Kurtis gets up in the ring, sees that they’re all gone, and runs after them
as well.

ROB MARTINEZ: It looks like Lyndsey’s given Caliban the slip, but how long can she keep running from him?

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The fans are amped after the last match-up and ready for some more. They’re not so happy when the song “Censored Truth” by Naked Aggression starts playing.
Out through the curtain walks a trio clad in white shirts, black ties, black pants and black shoes

JENNY JERSEY: The following tag team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first accompanied to the ring by Rosie Cheeks, the team of Steven Wylde
and Ace Adams, the Cee-Eh-Bee-Ess!

Adams gets into the ring, flanked on either side by Wylde and Cheeks. They look deadly serious. Almost like muscular cubicle jockies.

ROB MARTINEZ: Censorship Against Bad Stuff is what they stand for, this team of Ace, Wylde and Rosie. These REBEL fans don’t like to be told what they should
or shouldn’t like, and they certainly don’t like CABS!

Adams grabs the microphone.

ACE ADAMS: North Carolina, it is our pleasure as the Censorship Against Bad Stuff to tonight, present to you true technical wrestling! We will not insult
your intelligence with garbage wrestling and weaponry, we will dominate and destroy our opposition with scientific wrestling and teamwork! And that is
my promise to all of you.

Ace hands the microphone back to Jenny, patently ignoring the boos of the crowd.

“TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY!”

The boos turn to cheers as GNR (lies) kicks in! The fans know who’s coming!

ROB MARTINEZ: The unlikely champion of REBEL rules set to enter here… where is Warren? CABS are waiting for him in the ring — would you believe Warren
is coming out of the crowd, and he’s got a trash can of plunder with him! Watch out in the ring! Warren’s not even waiting for his partner!

Jenny ducks and runs out of the ring as Warren hops on the ring apron. The CABS turn around and Warren proceeds to whip a garbage can right across the ring
into Steven Wylde’s face — but not before withdrawing a cheap aluminum frying pan! Rosie Cheeks rolls out of the ring as Adams rushes Warren, who ducks
a clothesline, springboard off the rope CLANG! Frying pan to the top of Ace Adams’ skull by the slacker slurpee junkie! Warren grabs his trash can and
proceeds to empty out the contents, he’s got it loaded for bear all right! Wylde is up CLANG! Here comes Adams, CLANG! Several garbage can shots to the
forehead knocks CABS down! Warren pulls up Ace Adams and sends him to the ropes, baaaack body drop into all manner of stuff! Adams is holding his back
and begging off but Warren is on top of him! Forearm shots from Warren!

ROB MARTINEZ: I’ve never seen this kid so fired up! Warren on the offensive from moment one, and here comes the MICROWAVE BURRITO BUSTER — Wait a minute!
Steven Wylde catches Warren in mid-air! He’s got him over his shoulder, Ace Adams grabs ahold — double-team Stunner and gutbuster on poor Warren! The
crowd doesn’t like this one bit! Where is Warren’s partner?

Ace Adams looks out over the crowd with a look of superiority. “Wrestling!” he says. Steven Wylde picks Warren up and sends him to the turnbuckle with authority…
and as Warren staggers out backwards, Ace Adams kills him with a lariat from behind! There’s a cover, Warren kicks out at two. Wylde angrily kicks the
hardcore debris out of the ring as Ace Adams picks the kid up. The referee is letting this one go and the double-team is once again on. Ace Adams puts
Warren on his shoulders as Steven Wylde goes to the top rope… oh no! Doomsday bulldog! CABS don’t even bother to cover, because Warren could be legally
dead.

Ace again taunting the crowd he supposedly wishes to enlighten to INCREDIBLE heat. He points at Warren, then signals to Wylde. “It’s time for this garbage
wrestler to lose a WRESTLING match.”

ROB MARTINEZ: Warren with all the guts in the world, but he’s no match for the double-team attack of Ace and Wylde, by God, they’re going to finish him
off! And — wait a minute! What’s that music?!

That music? “Step Up” by Drowning Pool. Hey… that’s the OLD music for…

ROB MARTINEZ: HERE COMES BRIAN BRUNOOOOOOOOO! SACK EXCHANNNNNGE!

WYLDE FOLDED IN HALF BY THE POUUNNNNNNNCE…PERIOD. Ace Adams rushes at Bruno, he’s CAUGHT WITH A GOOZLE! BURNING LARIAT TURNS ACE ADAMS INSIDE OUT! CABS
ROLL OUTSIDE THE RING, Brian Bruno has cleaned house!

Oh no.

He’s pulling Warren up to his feet and… oh no, Bruno hasn’t changed a bit! He’s got Warren up in a gorilla press! No no— wait a minute! BRUNO PRESSES
WARREN OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE CABS ON THE FLOOR! Adams and Wylde and Warren are all down as Bruno stands tall in the ring. Watch out for Rosie Cheeks
though! She leaps onto Bruno’s back and tries to sleeper him! Bruno struggles briefly, but then casually shrugs forward and sends Rosie ass-first onto
the canvas. Rosie stands up and turns right in Bruno’s face, looking scared — oh, she slaps Bruno right in the face!

Brian Bruno just grins. Rosie’s eyes widen and she tries to scramble out of the ring, but Bruno grabs her by the back of the pants. She tries to slap again,
Bruno grabs her hand. He’s got both hands! Watch out, Steven Wylde is back in the ring from the otherside! Charge — Bruno ducks the lariat — Wylde
JUST stops short of nailing Rosie Cheeks! Wylde turns around into the SPINEBUSTER.

ONE, TWO

Ace Adams with the save!

ROB MARTINEZ: And now I think we finally have some semblance of a tag team match-up here, Warren is in one corner, Steven Wylde is in another as Ace Adams
fires away on Brian Bruno! Irish whip is reversed by Bruno, lariat, ducked by Adams, blind tag Wylde, Bruno boots his man in the gut. WILL WE SEE THE BRUNO
BOMBER — Steven Wylde with a SPEAR to Brian Bruno!

Wylde with a furious look on his face says “That’s IT” and roughly maneuvers Bruno up to his feet. Fisherman Brainbuster connects, driving Bruno right on
his head. Wylde hits the canvas and says COUNT. ONE. TWO! Bruno powers out! Bruno tries to make a tag to Warren, but Wylde grabs him from behind with an
inverted facelock, drives the forearm across Bruno’s chest. Wylde tags Ace back in. Wylde with a high kneedrop to the face, followed up by Adams with a
guillotine leg drop. Another cover, Bruno again POWERS out at two. Adams pulls the man up and into the corner where he chops away, drawing whoos and boos.
Irish whip to the opposite corner is reversed by Brian Bruno, charge, Adams gets the boot up, Bruno eats it, Ace Adams with a lariat out of the corner,
Bruno ducks! Kick-Wham, powerbomb spins INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Ace Adams left in a seated heap in the corner of the ring after being driven right on the
back of his head into the turnbuckle! And now Bruno tags in Warren to the delight of the crowd. The unlikely team in the corner as Bruno irish whips Warren,
who reverses, then Bruno reverses again and Warren FLIES into Ace Adams with an upside down splash! Holy crap what momentum! Warren pops up to his feet
and yells out to the crowd “YEAHHHH!” Crowd loves it as Warren grabs the top rope, using it to leap up and then drive his feet back down into Adam’s chest.
ROB MARTINEZ: The leader of the CABS is being punished here by the fan-favorite Warren!

Warren gives Adams some space to get back to his feet, then leaps up and drives his man into the canvas with a sick DDT. Warren covers Adams, one, two,
Steven Wylde makes sure it’s not three with a boot to the back of Warren’s head. Referee sends Wylde back out as Warren tries to shake it off. Forearm
shots, but Adams with a sudden shot cuts Warren’s wind off. Right to the breadbasket. Ace Adams with an irish on Warren sends him to the ropes… Warren
leaps up! Springboard cross-body block! It ain’t pretty, but it’s effective — Adams rolls through, pinfall, no, he’s up, PUMP-HANDLE… SLAM! What a
combination by the leader of the CABS, Ace Adams! The crowd grudgingly respectful, but not so thrilled with Adams’ attitude. Ace tags in Steven Wylde,
double irish-whip, and Warren finds himself flapjacked into the canvas by his opponents face-first. Warren is up, Steven Wylde quick to make a cover, Warren
gets a shoulder up before three.

Wylde slows things down a bit, smart strategy against the high-flying Warren. Reverse chinlock on the canvas to keep the man down and wear him out. Warren
trying to make his feet, throwing elbows into the mid-section of Steven Wylde. Warren breaks free, only to be snapped to the mat by Wylde grabbing the
hair roughly. All of Warren’s momentum went backwards there. Science! In any event. Steven Wylde quickly pulls Warren up, but not before throwing some
choice insults Brian Bruno’s way. Bruno storms into the ring to get some, but he’s blocked by the referee. It’s no dq in REBEL, but you still have to stay
in your corner, dammit! Meanwhile Wylde hooks Warren as Adams climbs to the second turnbuckle, bringing the double ax-handle against a defenseless Warren’s
back.

Adams claps his hands to signal a “tag” before the referee turns around. Now it’s Adams who has Warren, working the back of Warren. The kid starts to kick
away, only to be shut down by a brutal forearm. Adams sends the kid to the ropes — Rosie Cheeks with a low bridge! Warren spills outside of the ring,
and now Rosie lashes out with a vicious kick right to Warren’s ribs. Yikes. Don’t mess with that womans!

ROB MARTINEZ: This isn’t looking good for Warren, referee needs to get control of this contest. It’s no DQ in REBEL but this isn’t supposed to be a handicap
match!

Indeed. Steven Wylde rolls Warren back into the ring for Ace to powerslam. Tag into Steven Wylde, who quickly comes in with an elbow drop to the heart of
Warren. One, two, kick-out, Steven Wylde rushes Bruno and forearms him off the ring apron! Cheap shot there, and now CABS have Warren all alone! Adams
comes in, wraps a bear-hug on Warren, and here comes Wylde off the rope with a LARIAT! CENSOR THIS! Warren flips through the air and crashes down, motionless!
Wylde makes a cover!

ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEEEE

BRUNO WITH THE SAVE!

Referee again trying to tell Bruno to get out of the ring, but Bruno just shoves him away! Bruno whips Wylde to the ropes, Wylde wraps his arms around,
Bruno charges, Wylde low bridges — Bruno faked him out! Wylde gets a punch in the face and a big suplex! Here comes Ace, caught by Bruno, SPINEBUSTER
ON TOP OF WYLDE! Bruno says to the referee “Alright, now I’ll get out” to the amusement of the fans. CABS are down, Warren is down… but Warren is crawling
towards his corner! Can he make it? Adams is getting to his feet! He stumbles forward and grabs Warren’s ankle, pulling the man back – ENZIGURI BY WARREN!
NIGHTY-NIGHT ADAMS!

WARREN MAKES THE TAG!

ROB MARTINEZ: HERE COMES BRIAN BRUNO!

Clothesline for Wylde! Clothesline for Adams! Powerslam one! Powerslam two! Wylde and Adams get up, dazed, and Bruno grabs a noggin in each hand and cracks
their skulls together with a sickening thud. CABS are seeing stars! Bruno tosses Wylde out of the ring…

And it’s Ace Adams and Brian Bruno all alone. Adams drops to his knees, begging off. He doesn’t want any part of the power of Brian Bruno. Bruno grabs the
morality cop by the tie and yanks him up, looking out to the crowd. Do they want to see this punk get his, he asks? The crowd responds with vocal affirmation!
And here it comes! Bruno irish whips the man to the ring and hits the POOOOOOOUNNNNCE…PERIOD for the second time in the match! Ace Adams sits up, eyes
crossed, then splats onto the canvas. Bruno makes the cover, ONE, TWO, TH— WYLDE WITH A BIG BOOT! BACK OF THE HEAD! OH NO!

CENSORPLEX!

Oh no! Bruno is down and out from that brutal tazzmission-plex. Wylde puts Adams on top of Bruno

ONE

TWO

THREE

WARRENNNNNNN

SUPER BIG-GULP SSP ON TOP OF ACE ADAMS TO BREAK THE PINFALL!

CROWD GOES BALLISTIC!

ROB MARTINEZ: WHERE DID WARREN EVEN COME FROM! I thought he was down for the count! AND BY GOD —

WARREN ACTUALLY HIT THE ENTIRE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

The crowd is ON THEIR FEET! But unfortunately for Warren, Steven Wylde is RIGHT ON HIS ASS. Wylde hammering the 187 pound Warren down with brutal forearms,
oh no! Reverse suplex on Warren — Warren slips out behind and lands on the ring apron! Warren slips down to the floor… he’s reaching under the ring?
Wylde grabs a handful of greasy skid hair

FACEFUL OF BIG GULP!

Warren with his version of poison mist! He holds up a giant Big Gulp cup for all to see, then slides back into the ring with a cookie sheet! CLANG to Wylde’s
face, and Warren hits the MICROWAVE BURRITO BUSTER! Wylde hits the canvas and rolls to the outside, as Brian Bruno is up! He roars at Warren, who runs
and leaps onto Bruno’s shoulders — STANDING ON BRUNO’S SHOULDERS! SOMERSAULT SENTON ONTO ACE ADAMS! BRUNO PULLS ADAMS UP, STICKS HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS
LEGS…

AND LEAPS UP!

BRUNOOOOO BOMMMMBERRRRR!

THE COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEEEE!

JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners, BRIAN BRUNO AND WARREEENNNN!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chalk up a victory for garbage wrestling, fans, because the unlikely team of Brian Bruno and Warren have scored a huge victory tonight…
in Brian Bruno’s final REBEL Pro match-up! What a match!

Rosie Cheeks and Steven Wylde pull Ace out of the ring and support him to the back, the leader of CABS in a daze. Meanwhile, Brian Bruno hits the corner
roaring for the fans as Drowning Pool plays. He looks at Warren, then shakes the kid’s hand. Bruno yanks Warren’s hand up in victory, almost pulling the
slacker off of his feet. They high-five, and then Warren heads to the back, leaving Bruno alone in the ring. He looks out over the fans. He wonders…
But their cheers tell him that he can leave the past behind.

Brian Bruno exits the REBEL Pro ring for the last time, but he’s not leaving through the curtain, oh no. He’s going out THROUGH THE FANS!

ROB MARTINEZ: A man who has gotten his life back together! Good luck Brian Bruno… you can bet CABS won’t forget the loss tonight, however. And now Warren
is all alone against Ace, Wylde and Rosie. Something to worry about another night. Thank you Bruno!

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JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is set for one fall to a decisive finish… AND IS FOR THE REBEL PRO WRESTLING CAROLINA’S CHAMPIONSHIP!

I USED TO BE BROKE, CONFUSED, NO JOKE, GOT USED!

“Cocky” by Kid Rock plays throughout the arena… and that means one man is coming and is about to make his presence felt. “The Show” Chad Kurtis! He walks
out to a HUGE OVATION! The man is loved in the Carolinas! He walks down, totally focused, and enters the ring. He goes to the corner and takes in the ovation.
ROB MARTINEZ: This young man is definitely a future main event talent here in REBEL, as well as in NAPW. He has a good tag team going with his brother Matthew
as well. This man lost the Carolina’s title in Raleigh back in June, at “There Goes the Neighborhood” in a fantastic match. He not to long ago pushed “LDK”
to the limit for the NAPW Provincial title. He is a former Television Champion in the NAPW, and the match where he won it, included his opponent, Dio Muerte.
Tonight his rematch… and a chance for retribution.

JENNY JERSEY: First.. the challenger. He is a member of the tag team, The Bluegrass Mafia! He is a former REBEL Carolina’s Champion! He weighed in at Two
hundred and twenty nine pounds. He is fighting out of Durham, North Carolina, by way of Paducah, Kentucky. HE IS THE SHOOOOOWW CHAD KURTIS!

AKFORTY! The song Stardust brings out the current, but beltless, Dio Muerte. He is carrying his trusty bat, his “baby” if you will. The fans cheer him big
time too, and he walks down to the ring, with a purpose. He points his bat at “The Show”.

ROB MARTINEZ: After a violent, soul draining feud with the Crimes very own Foundation, Dio has emerged as a top superstar. Despite all the trouble he has
had in the past, he stands in the ring as a champion. But LDK has his belt, and no one seems to know if Rees even made it here tonight. This is still for
a championship, and you better know that both men are going to pull out all stops.

JENNY JERSEY: His opponent: He weighed in at Two hundred twenty eight and one half pounds. He is fighting out of Hollywood, Florida. He is the current Reigning,
and defending REBEL PRO WRESTLING CAROLINA’S CHAMPION…DIOOOO MUERTE!

Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell, and this barn burner of a match begins. Dio drops his bat in his corner. They circle around the ring, as a strange thing
is going on.

SHOW

DIO

SHOW

DIO

A chant battle is starting up. Both men look around the arena, as all the fans are standing. The chants continue… SHOW-DIO-SHOW-DIO! They tease a lockup,
and break away. Dio cracks neck, as Chad makes sure his tape on his arms are tight. The atmosphere is at a fever pitch. They lock up and THE CROWD EXPLODES!
Neither man can get a good advantage. Chad Kurtis uses his flexibility to slip his leg behind Dio’s and push him down. The crowd goes OOOO! Chad backs
up as Dio gets up flustered. SHOW! SHOW! SHOW! Dio and Chad once again tie up, and this time Dio brings up his knee, nailing Chad in the ribs. Chad doubles
over, Dio bounces off the ropes.. SCISSORS KICK ON CHAD KURTIS! The crowd erupts as The Show is down. DIO! DIO! GET UP SHOW! All being chanted. Dio covers,
for a ONE COUNT!

ROB MARTINEZ: This has to be living proof that people are digging the Carolina’s title match ups. These matches are stealing the show, no pun intended.
Dio lets Chad get up, he attempts a SHUFFLE SIDEKICK! But Chad throws a SUPERKICK WITH AUTHORITY, A SPLIT SECOND SOONER! Dio is down. SHOW CHANTS START
UP AGAIN! Cover by Kurtis! ONE, TWO, SHOULDER UP! Half the crowd cheers, half of them boo! The atmosphere is totally cult like. Chad climbs up to the top
rope… BEST MOONSAULT EVER TO MISS! Dio moved just in time. The some of the crowd gasps as the rest cheer wildly. Dio rolls covers “The Show” for ONE..TWO…
NOT ENOUGH! The Show gets some cheers, as the Dio fans BOOO LIKE INSANE MADMEN! Dio sizes up Chad, he picks him up for a Suplex, WAIT… IT’S A BRAINBUSTER!
DIO! DIO! The cover, as the crowd counts in unison…

OOONNEE!

TWOOOO!

THRE AAWWWWW!

BOOOOOO!

To the foot on the rope by Chad Kurtis!

ROB MARTINEZ: These fans are intoxicated by these men. Wilson, North Carolina must be starving for great wrestling!

Dio pounds the mat in frustration. He applies a headlock on Chad Kurtis. SHOW! SHOW! The crowd try to help him out. Chad gets to one knee. Dio is trying
to wrench harder, but he can’t keep Chad down. Chad is motioning his arms, as the crowd gets louder… SHOW! SHOW! Chad gets to both feet… Elbow to the
stomach of Dio Muerte. He doesn’t relinquish the headlock however. ANOTHE ELBOW, and Chad is free. Chad hits the ropes, and comes back with A RUNNING DDT!
“The Show” used all his energy. The crowd is going, to quote Gorilla Monsoon, BANANAS! Chad finally drapes an arm over the downed Carolina Champ.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!! NOOOO… SHOULDER ROCKETS UP AS THE CROWD BOOOOOS!

Chad gets to his feet, and has to do something to get Dio to stay down. CHAD KURTIS WITH THE STANDING SHOOTING STAR SPLASH!

ONE!

TWWOOOO!

FOOT ON THE FREAKIN’ ROPES!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is the craziest crowd I’ve ever seen. It’s so split that ever pinfall gets cheered and booed. Chad buries his face in his hands.

Dio rolls outside. He tries to catch his breath and recover. Chad will not have any of it. He is on the ring apron, he LEAPS AT DIO ATTEMPTING A FRANKENSTEINER!
Dio is against the railing, and keeps his balance…

SITOUT POWERBOMB ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Not a man, woman or child sitting down! Dio holds his backside, as that move may have hurt his tailbone. Chad Kurtis looks to be unconscious. No countouts,
no DQ, so these men get to recover!

SHOW! DIO! SHOW! DIO! SHOW! DIO! A minute passes as both men are barely moving. The crowd is pouring it’s heart and soul into the wrestlers. Dio is up first,
and rolls into the ring. He just lays there. Chad is on his knees. He grabs the railing as a fan leans over the railing and helps him get to his feet.
Chad gets in the ring, as Dio gets to his feet. Dio backs into a corner, holding his back. Chad leans into the opposite one. The crowd stopped chanting,
but are giving a standing ovation to both men. The wrestlers look around in awe. Then Dio stares straight at Chad. Dio picks up his bat, as the crowd ERUPTS!
He points it at Chad, who simply mimics the Rock’s “just bring it” sign! Dio charges with the bat, and Chad sidesteps him. Chad gets behind Dio, grabs
the bat for leverage and uses it for SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP WITH BAT POWER! Chad flips over and the cover!

ONE!

TWO!

A KICKOUT BY THE VALIANT CHAMPION!

ROB MARTINEZ: These men are pulling out stop, after stop!

Chad Kurtis looks frustrated and tries to pick up Dio, who drives the bat into Chad’s midsection. SINGLE ARM DDT ON CHAD KURTIS! Dio covers!

ONE!

TWO!

ANOTHER NEAR FALL!

Dio puts the bat under the back of Chad. Dio climbs the top rope. DIO MUERTE IS FEELING FROGGY! FROGSPLASH THAT MISSES! HE LANDS ON THE BAT HE JUST PUT
THERE! Chad can’t cover though. The chants for the Show, and for Dio to both get up. Chad finally does… he grabs the rising Dio, and shoots him into
the ropes. Dio hangs onto those ropes, and Chad’s attempt to drop kick him ends with a crash landing. Dio with the cover…

ONE!

TWO!!

SHOULDER UP AGAIN!

Dio picks up Chad, shoots him into the ropes, and hit’s a DROP TOE HOLD! Dio floats over and takes the bat and applies a the Crippler Cross Face with the
bat! Chad is screaming!

The crowd goes into a frenzy! TAP! TAP! TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!

Chad inches to the ropes. Dio wrenches back, as the crowd fuels both men. Chad uses up a lot of energy, but so does Dio. Dio tries to keep him stationary,
but Chad’s finger tips graze the the ropes. The crowd gasps, but Dio doesn’t let go.. he can’t be disqualified. The Boos get louder as Chad has a firm
grip on the ropes. Dio finally lets go. Dio looks at the downed Chad, and darts towards the ropes.. but Jimmy Johnson didn’t expect him too. They collide
by accident, and we are REF LESS IN WILSON! Dio tries to revive Jimmy, but it doesn’t work. Dio quits, and goes back over to Chad Kurtis.

ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd is stunned cause we have no ref.

The crowd is silent for the first time in the match. That changes as Dio Muerte picks

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up Chad… He kicks him in the stomach, and

THE DEMORTALIZER! Dio instinctively covers, but NO REF! He slaps the ring, ONE, TWO, THREE! AS THE CROWD COUNTS!! Dio once again tries to revive the referee.
Seconds are ticking by as he can’t wake him up. He finally does some. He drags him to the downed Kurtis’. Jimmy Johnson makes a slow count!

ONE…

TWO….

THRE- NOOOOOOOOO! SCREAMS DIO, AND HALF THE CROWD! Chad gets a shoulder up.

This match will continue. Dio picks up Chad Kurtis, who switches behind Dio. GERMAN SUPLEX ON DIO.. HE TRIES TO ROLL WITH IT.. BUT DIO SQUIRMS! Chad then
switches it and OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY ON DIO! The cover

ONE!

TWO! THAT’S ALL! Dio gets up quick, and Chad kicks Dio in the midsection. Dio is being set up in the Piledriver position.

ROB MARTINEZ: It looks time for the CK FINALE! Dio grabs the legs though! He drops Chad to the ground, and flips over for a pin! What a counter!

The crowd counts out loud!

OOONNNE!

TWWWWOOO!

TWWOOO AND A HALF! CHAD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

The crowd is out of breath as both men are too.

Dio picks Chad up, and sets him up for another Spine Crushing Powerbomb. He lifts him up, and CHAD HANGS ON TO THE HEAD OF DIO! DIO TAKES OVER TO THE NEAREST
CORNER AND SITS HIM DOWN. Dio climbs up and is going for something… Chad headbutts the midsection of Dio. Dio drops down, hold his stomach. He doubles
over and CHAD DROPS DOWN CROTCH FIRST ON THE NECK OF DIO, THEN

CK FINNNAALLLE!

ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEEE!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match and NEW REBEL Carolinas Champion… THE SHOW CHAD KURTIS!

THAT WAS AWESOME! THAT WAS AWESOME!

Chad lays there, as Dio lays there, and the crowd erupts with a huge ovation for both men. Then the crowd starts booing. Dio rolls from the ring, as Lloyd
Rees enters the ring through the crowd. He has the belt in his possession. He drops the Carolina’s title at the feet of Chad Kurtis, and walks out of the
ring. Chad stares as

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he sees LDK exit through the crowd. He clutches the belt, and smiles as his brother comes out to celebrate.

ROB MARTINEZ: A fantastic match, but what the hell is up with Rees?

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JENNY JERSEY: This next match is the Red, White & Bruised match! The rules are as follows, two wrestlers will start off the match and compete for three
minutes. After that a new wrestler will join the match every two minutes thereafter. Pinfalls and Submissions can happen at any time and the last person
standing…Gets a shot at the REBEL Carolinas Championship on July 10th!

“Miseria Cantare – The Beginning” by AFI hits the speakers and the fans pop for the wild man that steps through the curtain!

JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, entrant number one….Manny X!!!

Manny X heads down to ringside and the camera picks out a fan sign that reads “X marks the spot!”

“Victory” by P Diddy replaces Mannys entrance music and all eyes turn to see the biggest man in either REBEL or NAPW!

JENNY JERSEY: And now entrant number two…Kurrupt!!!

The huge 7′ foot, 500 pound monster Kurrupt emerges from the back like a bear coming out of its cave. He swaggers his way towards the ring where Manny is
waiting.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a tough draw for Manny X! Not only is he the first man out, but he’s facing the biggest man I’ve ever seen! If you ask me Manny is in
for a short night.

Kurrupt climbs into the ring, stepping over the top rope and Manny suddenly attacks him! The referee hurriedly calls for the bell as Manny is wailing away
on the huge man with rights and lefts to the head and body. Kurrupt simply shoves Manny away but the Los Angeles native isn’t deterred as he again wades
into the huge mountain of a man before him. This time Kurrupt grabs Manny and delivers a crushing headbutt that drops the man to his knees! Kurrupt pulls
Manny up and shoots him into the ropes. Manny ducks a clothesline and hits a dropkick to the knee of Kurrupt on the rebound. Kurrupt limps away and Manny
nails a chop block that has the big man leaning on the ropes for support. Manny tries to whip Kurrupt off the ropes but the monster isn’t going anywhere.
He pie faces Manny and shoves him down to the mat. Manny rolls out of the way of an elbow drop and the big man is down! Instead of a pin, Manny rolls to
the outside and pulls away the ring skirt. As Kurrupt is getting back to his feet, Manny grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Manny fakes going
for the head and Kurrupt covers up leaving his sternum wide open. The chair smacks across the chest of Kurrupt and the big man instantly holds his ribs
in pain. Another crushing chair shot! This one to the head has Kurrupt reeling!

ROB MARTINEZ: We’re coming down to the last ten seconds!

The crowd starts to count along as the seconds on the basketball score board tick away!

5….

4….

3….

2….

1….

The crowd pops huge as “Why don’t we do it in the road?” by The Beatles hits the speakers!

JENNY JERSEY: Mike “Assman” Trey is now in the Brawl!

Indeed he is! As the crowd chants “Ass! Ass! Ass!” The Assman makes his way not through the backstage curtain but through the crowd itself! In the ring
Kurrupt takes another brutal chair shot and the huge man teeters on rubber legs! Assman grabs a chair from a ringside fan, hops the guard rail and slides
into the ring. Manny and Assman exchange a look and…ConChairto! Kurrupt falls to the mat like he was shot and the crowd is going nuts. Manny drops his
dented chair, rolls out of the ring again and pulls something out from under the ring. It’s a damn hockey mask with an “X” painted across the front of
it! Assman places a chair across the face of the unmoving Kurrupt and watches as Manny makes his way up onto the ring apron, then up to the top rope. Flying
headbutt onto the chair from Manny!

ROB MARTINEZ: Welcome to REBEL you big bastard!

Manny covers Kurrupt as Assman watches on. One! Two! Three!

JENNY JERSEY: Kurrupt has been eliminated!

The fans are almost in shock that the biggest man in the match is already gone! Manny is back to his feet, his hockey mask still on his face. He watches
as the referee and security help Kurrupt roll out of the ring. As Manny watches, Assman smiles at the fans and shrugs his shoulders as if to say “why not?”
Ass-Cracker on Manny X! This gets a mixed reaction but the cheers far out weight the boos. Assman makes the cover, One! Two! Three! Assman rolls back to
his feet and again the crowd start up with an “Ass! Ass! Ass!” chant.

JENNY JERSEY: Manny X has been eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: You can’t fault Assman for taking advantage of the situation!

Assman leans against the ring ropes and helps the crowd with the count down.

5….

4….

3….

2….

1….

¡ARRIBA! followed by Latin salsa music hits the speakers and the crowd cheer for the oddly dressed man who comes out from the back!

JENNY JERSEY: FEAR is now in the Brawl!

ROB MARTINEZ: If there were any two guys made for each other it’s these two! Wait…Did that sound gay?

FEAR climbs into the ring and smirks as Assman. Bitch it’s on, the smile seems to imply. The two men go to lock up but Assman plants a boot into the gut
of FEAR. A European uppercut puts him on the mat. Assman goes for a kneedrop but FEAR rolls out of the way. FEAR hits the ropes and connects with a leg
lariat onto Mike Trey! FEAR pulls Assman off the mat, takes him up and drives him to the mat with a corkscrew brainbuster. He hooks the far leg as the
referee counts, One! Two! Assman kicks out! FEAR again pulls Assman to his feet and tries for his Tequila Mocking Bird finisher! A rake to the face breaks
up the hold and Assman snaps the head of FEAR back with another vicious European uppercut. FEAR is whipped into a corner and Assman follows him in with
a running knee! Assman climbs up to the second rope and starts to lay in the stiff right hands to the head of FEAR. The crowd counts with Assman as he
pounds away. One! Two! Three! Four! Five! They never get to six however as FEAR hooks Assman, steps away from the corner and drops down hitting a modified
snake eyes onto Trey!

ROB MARTINEZ: These two are trying to eliminate each other before another man enter but it’s to late!

Once more the crowd starts counting along with the clock.

5….

4….

3….

2….

1….

“Grotans Barn” by Finntroll hits the speakers and the newest member of the REBEL family stalks out from the back.

JENNY JERSEY: Mr. Berserker is now in the Brawl!

Mr. Berserker and his manager Ian Smith look ready for a fight as they head towards the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh this is bad. This monster is 6’11 and 320 pounds of pure evil.

Mr. Berserker rolls into the ring as his manager reaches under the ring and starts to pull out tables to the massive delight of the Wilson fans. FEAR rushes
Mr. Berserker and takes a huge boot to the face! Assman is back to his feet and gets planted with an overhead hammer punch. Mr. Berserker pulls FEAR up,
shoots him into the ropes and hits a powerslam on the master of fear! Outside the ring, Ian Smith has stacked up the tables and is yelling something at
his charge. Mr. Berserker grins at his manager, then grabs Assman pressing him high above his head. Assman goes flying out of the ring and shatters through
the two tables! The crowd start a loud “Holy Shit!” chant as Assman lays buried under the remains of the tables. Mr. Berserker turns his attention back
to FEAR and charges at him! FEAR ducks under a big boot and Mr. Berserker straddles himself on the top rope! A dropkick from FEAR sends the big man out
of the ring and down to the floor. FEAR rolls to the outside, reaches under the ring and pulls out a huge pack of…Fireworks. Blackcats to be exact. FEAR
takes a match from his boot, lights the fireworks and throws them onto Mr. Berserker!

ROB MARTINEZ: Good God the noise is deafening! Not to mention I think FEAR just set Mr. Berserker on fire!

Again the clock starts counting down.

5….

4….

3….

2….

1….

JENNY JERSEY: Stylin’ Kyle Roberts is now in the Brawl!

Roberts emerges from the back and slowly makes his way to the ring. The fireworks are still exploding and Mr. Berserker is going nuts trying to get them
off of him.

ROB MARTINEZ: Roberts is the last man to enter the Brawl. Right now it’s anyones game!

Roberts spies the still unmoving Assman laying under the tables and pulls him out. Assman is rolled into the ring with Kyle hot on his trail. Inside the
ring Kyle locks Assman in his Bear Tamer! Suddenly from the crowd Rex Caliber hops the guard rails and rolls into the ring! He clubs Roberts from behind
breaking the move! Planetary Collision on Roberts! FEAR slides into the ring just as Caliber exits. We can hear him yelling “That’s payback bitch!” as
he heads towards the back. FEAR looks at Caliber for an instant then covers him! One! Two! Roberts kicks out! Mr. Berserker is back in the ring and looking
pissed from the fireworks fiasco. He grabs FEAR, spins him around and nails a double choke into a powerbomb onto the man! Roberts is slowly getting up
and never sees Assman behind him. Ass-Cracker! Assman goes for the pin! One! Two! Roberts kicks out! Assman looks stunned that someone kicked out of his
finisher. It doesn’t last long though as Assman is yanked up off the mat by Mr. Berserker and planted with a pump handle slam! One! Two! Assman kicks out!
Mr. Berserker gets to his feet and yells something to his manager.

ROB MARTINEZ: With the exception of Mr. Berserker, everyone in that ring is laid out and hurting. Could this massive newcomer win this thing?

Smith pulls a barbed wire ax handle out from under the ring! Mr. Berserker smiles as he caresses his weapon. Roberts is back to his feet and Mr. Berserker
charges him only to get taken to the mat with a drop toe hold! The big man lands hard and his barbed wire ax handle flies out of his hands. Mr. Berserker
is quickly up to all fours when he takes a low dropkick to the head from FEAR! Mr. Berserker flops over onto his back and Roberts nails a Lionsault! The
giant is still trying to get up and Roberts, FEAR & Assman stand away and watch the big man struggle up to his feet. Ass-Cracker from Assman! All three
men dog pile Mr. Berserker and the referee (and the fans) count! One! Two! Three! Mr. Berserker rolls out of the ring to an irate Ian Smith as the three
remaining men scramble to their feet.

JENNY JERSEY: Mr. Berserker has been eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: Just like earlier, it took a team effort to get rid of a big man. Now we’re down to the last three men. One of which will get a shot at the
Carolinas Title next week!

Roberts quickly attacks Assman and knocks him to the mat with a flurry of big right hands. FEAR nails Roberts with an enziguri that staggers him! FEAR whips
Roberts into the ropes and hits a picture perfect hurricanrana on the former NAPW Tag Champ! Assman is getting to his feet and is quickly hooked by FEAR
into his Tequila Mocking Bird! Assman is fighting to get out of the hold. Wait? Who is that? It’s REBEL owner Rick Garret! He strolls down to ringside,
approaches Jenny Jersey and says something to her. She looks confused (as usual) but Garret tells her again. She stands up and with microphone on hand…
JENNY JERSEY: Assman has been eliminated due to tap out!

FEAR releases his hold and looks puzzled, knowing full well that Assman didn’t tap. Garret is heading towards the back as the fans chant “Bullshit!” at
the owner. For a moment Assman and Garret lock eyes and Mike Trey knows he just got robbed. Assman rolls out of the ring and staggers after the owner of
REBEL.

ROB MARTINEZ: What the Hell was that? Rick Garrett obviously took some issue with the last promo Assman did. At any rate we’re down to two men!

FEAR is watching Assman leave and gets rolled up from behind by Roberts! One! Two! FEAR kicks out! FEAR is quickly back to his feet but is almost beheaded
by a Roberts clothesline! Roberts pulls FEAR up and shoots him into the ropes connecting with a back elbow on the rebound. Roberts goes for another lionsault
but FEAR gets his knees up! Roberts lands ribs first and staggers away clutching his mid section. Roll up from behind by FEAR! One! Two! Kickout by Roberts!
Roberts is up and drives a knee into the gut of FEAR. Snap suplex from “Stylin’ Kyle Roberts! Instead of a pin attempt, Roberts goes for the barbed wire
ax handle. FEAR is getting to his feet when Roberts swings at him. FEAR drops down and the ax handle bounces off the top rope and back into the face of
Roberts! Roberts drops the ax handle and holds his face in pain as FEAR leaps up and executes a victory roll! One! Two! Three!

ROB MARTINEZ: FEAR did it! He won the first ever Red,White & Bruised Braw!

FEAR quickly rolls out of the ring as his music hits the speakers. Inside the ring Roberts looks beside himself with the sudden loss.

JENNY JERSEY: Stylin’ Kyle Roberts has been eliminated! Your winner…FEAR!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: You have to wonder, if Garret hadn’t got Assman eliminated would we see a different man walking out the winner? I smell trouble on the horizon.
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JENNY JERSEY: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the REBEL Tag Team Championship!

“My Way” by Limp Bizkit hits the speakers and all eyes turn towards the backstage curtain.

JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, they weigh in at a combined weight of 480 pounds, they are Jason Blade and “The Icon” Gladiator…The Brat Pack!!!
the ECFW tag team emerges from the back to a very mixed reaction from the REBEL crowd. While they’ve seen these guys on national television, they’re still
in enemy territory.

“The New Foundation” by AkForty replaces Fred Durst on the speakers and the crowd unbelievably give the champs a nice little pop.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, they weigh in at a combined 472 pounds, they are the reigning REBEL Tag Team Champions, Thomas Young and Prince Darko….The
Foundation!!!

The champions come out from the back with the tag straps around their waists. They quickly slide into the ring and basically ignore the ECFW team.

ROB MARTINEZ: This will be a tough match for the champs. Both Gladiator and Jason Blade are multi time ECFW World Champions. On the other hand, The Foundation
are sick freaks.

The Foundation hand over their titles to the time keeper and the referee calls for the bell. Without warning The Foundation jump The Brat Pack and the fight
is on! Young is brawling with Blade as Gladiator is exchanging punches with Prince Darko. Backdrop over the top rope from Gladiator sends Prince Darko
to the floor. As Gladiator follows Darko to the outside, Jason Blade whips Young into the ropes and hits a beautiful dropkick! Blade goes for a cover but
only gets a count of one. Blade pulls Young to his feet and pops him across the chest with a vicious knife edge chop. Another chop has Young holding his
chest. A third has the REBEL crowd unleashing a “Wooooooooo!” A thumb to the eye stops the momentum of Blade and Young hurls Blade out of the ring through
the ring ropes. Meanwhile the brawl between Gladiator and Darko has crossed over the ring barrier and into the crowd! Gladiator is laying big right hands
into the head of Darko who is shoving fans away from him in an attempt to escape. Gladiator tries to whip Darko into the wall but it’s reversed and it’s
“The Icon” who slams against the concrete wall!

ROB MARTINEZ: This thing is already out of hand. If The Brat Pack hope to win those tag titles they need to get this match back into the ring.

Blade has returned to the ring and Young greets him with a boot to the head. Blade tries to fight his way up to his feet but Young digs his fingers into
the eyes of Blade. A double underhook suplex sends Blade crashing to the mat. Out in the crowd Gladiator gets brained by a chair shot from Prince Darko.
Darko pulls Gladiator off of the floor and leads him back to the ringside area. In the ring, Young has Blade backed into a corner and is driving shoulder
after shoulder into the ribs of the challenger. On the outside Darko whips Gladiator into the guard railing and then follows up with a clothesline that
sends “The Icon” over the railing and onto the floor. Darko follows him over and slides into the ring to join his partner. Darko and Young each take an
arm and whip Jason Blade into the ropes. They both drop their heads early and Blade lands a stiff kick to the upper body of Prince Darko! Young pops up
and goes for a clothesline only to have Blade duck under it! Young gets hit with an enziguri that sends him through the ropes and down to the floor. Blade
grabs Darko and hits a gut wrench suplex that leaves the tag champion clutching his back.

ROB MARTINEZ: Blade is an excellent technician while Prince Darko is more of a…Homicidal maniac.

Blade pulls Darko off of the mat and pulls him towards his corner where Gladiator is now standing. Blade slaps a wrist lock on Darko and tags in Gladiator
who comes in and drives an elbow into the arm of the champion. Gladiator places Darko in a hammerlock and then scoops him up and slams him to the mat!
Darko is holding his arm and “The Icon” tags back out to Blade. Darko is pulled to his feet and placed in a front face lock while Jason hits a running
knee into the injured arm of his opponent. Darko drops to his knees holding his arm as Jason smirks at Young. Another tag and we have Gladiator coming
into the ring and pulling Darko to his feet. Darko is hoisted up onto the shoulder on Gladiator and takes a bone rattling running powerslam. A cover by
Gladiator! One! Two! Young rushes in and breaks up the pin! Blade also comes in and drops Young with a flying lariat. Young rolls to the outside as Blade
readies himself. Gladiator starts to pull Darko to his feet when he takes a low blow between the uprights! As Gladiator drops to his knees, Blade takes
flight and sails over the top rope with a suicide dive onto Young! Both men crash into the ring barrier and the crowd start a “Holy Shit!” Chant!

ROB MARTINEZ: Blade never touched the top rope with that move! These guys are here to win the REBEL Tag Titles!

Back in the ring, Darko comes off the ropes and drives a boot to the face of a hurting Gladiator. Darko spots his partner laying on the outside and rolls
out of the ring. Darko grabs Jason Blade and drives him back first into the ringpost before turning his attention to what lays under the ring. The ring
apron is thrown back and he pulls out both a chair and a cheese grater. Gladiator has now rolled to the outside and he takes a chair to the ribs that doubles
him over. Another shot across the back of “The Icon” drops the former ECFW World Champ to the floor. Darko throws the chair into the ring and advances
on Jason Blade. Darko grabs the head of Blade and gets ready to smack him with the cheese grater when Blade drives a knee into his gut. Blade rips the
cheese grater from the hand of Darko and cracks it across the skull of the champion! On the other side of the ring, Young has rolled Gladiator into the
ring and slides in behind him. Young pulls Gladiator to his feet and goes to shoot him into the ropes. It’s reversed and Young takes a spinebuster onto
the chair! Gladiator goes for the pin attempt! One! Two! Young kicks out! Blade has now climbed onto the ring apron and springs up to the top turnbuckle.
Frog splash from Jason Blade! Another cover! One! Two! Blade is pulled out of the ring by a now bloody Prince Darko!

ROB MARTINEZ: Near fall for the ECFW team! The Foundation have yet to really get on track here tonight.

On the outside Darko whips Blade into the steel ring steps before climbing back into the ring. In the ring Gladiator has mounted Young and is pounding away
with right hands to the head. A running knee to the back of the head sends Gladiator sprawling to the mat. Darko helps up Young and together they start
to put the boots to “The Icon!” They haul Gladiator off of the mat and whip him into the ropes. Gladiator simply slides out of the ring – at the same time
Jason Blade springboards off the top ring rope nailing the Foundation with a double clothesline! Darko rolls to the outside as Blade covers Young. One!
Two! Young kicks out! Blade pulls Young up and tries for a suplex. Young blocks it and reverses the move into a modified DDT! On the outside Gladiator
basically runs over Prince Darko with a running clothesline! In the ring Young pulls something out of his boot. It’s a screwdriver! Screwy has made an
appearance! Young digs the screwdriver into the forehead of Blade opening him up! On the outside Gladiator hits an inverted atomic drop on Darko and then
drops him with a stiff right hand! Gladiator turns and sees his partner getting carved up and climbs quickly into the ring. Young is pulled off of Blade
but he’s able to spin around and stab “The Icon” in the scalp with the screwdriver!

ROB MARTINEZ: The “E” in ECFW stands for Extreme and this is Extreme!

Young stands over the body of Gladiator and watches as Darko climbs into the ring. Young shoves the screwdriver back into his boot and the duo pull Gladiator
off of the mat. Young hooks Gladiator in a full nelson and it looks like we’re about to see “Game Over” from The Foundation! Darko runs to the ropes ready
to plant a boot to the face of Gladiator when from nowhere Jason Blade hits him with a running shoulder tackle that sends both men out of the ring! Gladiator
swings his leg back and low blows Young! Gladiator spins around, plants a boot to the gut that doubles over Young and then hits his “Union Jack” pedigree!
One!

Two!

Three!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh momma! The Brat Pack have just won the REBEL Tag Team Championship!

The fans explode as the referee calls for the bell.

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match…And NEW REBEL Tag Team Champions…The Brat Pack!

Jason Blade rolls back into the ring and along with Gladiator are awarded the REBEL Tag Titles. The Foundation look on with both hatred and confusion.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a match! But now I have to wonder…Will we ever see those belts back in REBEL?

The Brat Pack leave the ring, bloodied but champions.

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THREE SIX MAAAFIA! “IT’S A FIGHT” off the Rocky Balboa soundtrack begins to play over the arena PA. Caliban makes his way out with Iago. He takes his spot
on the back side of the ring. Next comes out Vicious, then Warren. Vicious takes the left side of the ring. Next out is Mr. Berserker and Ian Smith, they
walk over and stand next to Caliban.

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy shit… if Rick Garrett never thought of this match before, he just creamed his pants. Caliban is eyeballing Mr. Berserker. Their respective
handlers are doing their best keeping them calm.

Out comes The Bluegrass Mafia who stand next to Vicious. Kyle Roberts makes his entrance to a chorus of boos, with some cheers and some “DX Sucked” chants.
He walks over to the side with Warren. Assman brings up the rear. One side of the ring left open…

JENNY JERSEY: The following LUMBERJACK MATCH is set for one fall to a absolute finish, and is for the REBEL PRO WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

“Go Getta” by Young Jeezy and walks out “Da REBEL Thug” to a mixed reaction. He is wearing expensive jeans, and some Timberland work boots. Not all the
fans are impressed it seems. He walks to the ring and enters it as the superstars surrounding it, jaw with him.

ROB MARTINEZ: The man has came here to make a splash. He is a former NAPW Tag Team champion with brother Stone Zellor. His size is very comparable to that
of the REBEL champ. He is still considered for the most part,a tag team wrestler. The line on this match, has Clint a considerable underdog, around twenty
to one. The line was brought to us by our friends, and new sponsor, Harrah Casino in Cherokee, North Carolina.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing the challenger… He is a former NAPW Tag team Champion. He weighed in this evening at Two hundred fifty four pounds, and he is
fighting tonight out of Staten Island, New York. He is “THE REBEL THUG” CLINT ZELLOR!

THE CHAMP IS HERE… THE CHAMP IS HERE… THE CHAMP IS HERE!

Lights go dim in Wilson, and red, white and blue confetti rains down. Out walks The Foundation. They are super pissed over dropping the belts earlier in
the evening. Static, wearing a back pack, walks out next. Then comes the Champ. Rex Caliber walks out dressed in Red, White and Blue tights, and patriotic
boots. His REBEL Belt is shining around his waist. He is waving an American Flag as the crowd cheers. Then the other side of the Flag is shown. It’s a
CRIMES flag, and the crowd boos big time. Rex tells them all to go to hell, as he enters the ringside area. The Crimes take up the empty side of the ring.
They are opposite the Caliban/Berserker side. To their right is the Kyle Roberts, Warren, and Assman. Their left is occupied with Vicious, and the Bluegrass
Mafia.

ROB MARTINEZ: The last we saw of Rex in REBEL, Kyle Roberts and Bobby O’Brady was trying to maim him. He is defending his belt tonight for the sixth time.
He has stated recently that he can beat any “Zellor”, unlike Bob Ravager. He has thwarted back Kyle Roberts, the recently retired Sparks, Brian Bruno,
Tommy Deathrow, and the ECFW World Champion Lonewolf. He takes no man lightly, but with the sides all even, will Rex be better than Clint Zellor? Did Rex
just hand her a card to read?

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent… he is the owner of NAPW. He is an esteemed member of the super classy Crimes. He is truly an American Icon. He weighs
in at slimmed, trimmed, sliced and diced, two hundred forty four and one quarter pounds. He is the Rexcellence… I’m not finishing this crap (face pop
for Jenny)… He is THE REBEL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… REX CALIBER!

Referee Jimmy Johnson calls for the bell. Rex mouths off too Kyle Roberts. Clint and Rex circle each other. Rex and Clint Zellor tie up, collar and elbow
style. Rex pushes him to the corner, nearest Static. Rex makes a clean break only too chop, WHOO, the chest of The REBEL Thug. Rex smirks to the crowd,
and is quickly thrown into the corner. Clint then unleashes a very loud, very stern PIMP SMACK to the face of Rex Caliber. Spit, maybe a freakin’ tooth
flies from the mouth of Rex. Rex is dazed and receives a chop to the solar plexus. And a WHOOO is let out. Rex then switches with Clint and does one of
his on…. BOOOO! Clint then switches him back for WHOOOOOO ANOTHER CHOP! Rex holds his chest, and then thumbs Clint in the eye. Rex explodes with a RUNNING
STO ON CLINT! The Cover… ONE, TWO, NOT ENOUGH! The crowd cheers.

ROB MARTINEZ: The crowd is getting behind the REBEL Thug.

Rex picks up Clint, and Clint pushes him off… then nails a Yakuza Kick that knocks Rex through the ropes. He stands up to realize that the new Carolina’s
Champ is on his left, Matthew Kurtis is on the right… and his ass is back in the ring promptly! Rex kicks the ring ropes, and turns around just in time
to back body drop the charging Zellor over the top rope. Zellor wipes out Vicious, who was trying to be a lumberjack. The Kurtis’ boys push Clint back
in the ring. Rex allows him to get in, before coming near him. Rex looks like a snake ready to eat a defenseless bunny. Clint staggers into a HIGH CRADLE
SUPLEX! The cover, the count.. the kickout! Rex looks pissed. Clint Zellor gets up by the force of the Champ. Rex throws him into the ropes and clotheslines
him over the top rope.

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh My Sweet Jesus… Clint fell at the feet of CALIBAN! Iago is giving instructions.

Clint Zellor is up in a Gorilla Press Position, and is thrown over the top rope back in the ring, by THE MONSTER CALIBAN! Rex smiles and allows Clint to
get up. Rex bounces off the ropes, and IS TRIPPED! Kyle Roberts tripped him. Static just ran over there and is cussing very loudly. Clint takes his opportunity
and low line drives a drop kick on Rex. Rex hits the concrete in front of Kyle Roberts! Kyle Roberts begins assaulting the Champ. Warren is yelling at
him: “Dude! Your supposed to be like putting him in the ring man.” Kyle pushes Warren down, and into Assman, as The Foundation and Static try to get to
Rex. Kyle is knocked off of him. The Bluegrass Mafia come over to help Rex in the ring. They separate Kyle from the Foundation, but then Kyle gets shoved
by Warren who then points at Assman, who’s standing at the ring post. Kyle goes to deck Assman, who ducks, and Kyle hits the ring post!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is a mess out there! Who the hell booked this match?

Rex is hurt in the ring, and Clint nails him with a GERMAN SUPLEX! He rolls with it… TWO GERMAN SUPLEXES! And a THIRD! Clint Zellor is covering the Heavyweight
Champ! ONE, TWO, THRE- FOOT ON THE ROPE! Clint was two inches away from being Heavyweight champ. Clint looks tired already. Kyle is chasing Warren, who
runs into…

ROB MARTINEZ: MR. BERZERKER! RUUNN WARRRREN!

Mr. Berserker places a VICIOUS BEARHUG ON WARREN! He is being treated like a rag doll. Kyle is smiling. In the ring Clint is trying for another pin on Rex.
Rex kicks his legs up near Clint’s arms, and locks on. Rex is maneuvering, and Clint is trying to fight off Rex. Rex is getting his body just right. RINGS
OF REX… Just then Jimmy Johnson is distracted by the outside happenings. Caliban has Warren and is trying to out do Berserker!

ROB MARTINEZ: JENNY MOVE! HEART OF DARKNESS ON WARREN! WAIT.. BERZERKER STOPPED HIM! Mr. Berserker, pulls Warren away, applies the Bear Hug again, and leaves
the ringside arena with Warren! Ian Smith is yelling at him. Caliban looks mad, as he wanted to hurt someone…

Rex Caliber had Clint tapping but no ref to see it. He lets him go, and throws him to Caliban! Rex yells to him “KILL HIM” Kyle Roberts sneaks over there,
and gets Clint back into the ring before Caliban can act. The Foundation go over to Kyle and they are fighting! Bobby O’Brady is coming out from the back.
Darko takes a big Clothesline from him. They are battling to the back. Assman, The Bluegrass Mafia, a hurt Vicious and Caliban are the only lumberjacks
remaining. Rex picks up Clint and does an overhead T-Bone Suplex on him. He covers him for a ONE, TWO, SHOULDER UP!

ROB MARTINEZ: Rex can’t believe it. He looks pissed and that’s not good for Clint Zellor!

Rex Caliber applies the NEXUS CLOVERLEAF! Just then, the Foundation and Kyle/Bobby return from the back, still fighting. Clint Zellor is about to tap, and
KYLE ROBERTS ENTERS THE RING! He nails Rex and stops the moves. Static enters the ring, back pack in hand. He drops it down, and fires away on Kyles head.
The Bluegrass Mafia try to be peace keepers as Kyle and Static roll outside. Darko and Young are beating down Bobby O’Brady! Kyle goes to hit Static and
nails Matthew Kurtis. The Foundation brawl is near them. Assman is now involved. Vicious is in the fray! Security is trying to break up the fight outside
the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: As we try to have our main event, Security is making everyone leave ringside… except for Caliban.

Rex watches as everyone exits the ringside area. Clint Zellor with a roll up!

ONE

TWO

THREE INCHES AWAY BUT REX KICKS OUT!

Rex unleashes some vicious crossfaces to the jaw of Clint. Rex looks pissed. He throws him to the corner. He sets him on the turnbuckle. He has him up for
TOTAL ANNIHILATION!

THAT HAS TO HURT!

REX COVERS!

ONE

TWO

THR REX PICKS CLINT UP!

ROB MARTINEZ: WHY THE HELL DIDN’T HE PIN HIM?

Rex then picks up the back pack, and drops it on Clint’s head! The sound of glass shattering is heard. Rex then stomps the bag. He unzips it and flips it
upside down. HE EMPTIES IT, AS BROKEN GLASS COVERS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

ROB MARTINEZ: HOLY SHIT…DON’T DO THIS! PLEASE REX, THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY, HIS BROTHER WORKS FOR YOU!

Rex picks up Clint Zellor, and has him in position for… PLANETARY COLLISION!

ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT THE HELL…. LET REBEL REIGN!!!!! PLANETARY COLLISION ON A BROKEN (BLEEP) GLASS!

ONE

TWO

THREE!!!

JENNY JERSEY: THE WINNER AND STILLLL REBEL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: REX CALIBER!

Let REBEL Reign… indeed! Rex is handed his title and he rolls out of the ring smiling. He makes his way towards the back and stops. He surveys the crowd
and raises his right hand.

And flips them off.

ROB MARTINEZ: The always classy REBEL Heavyweight Champion. What a night it’s been here! Two new champions and shocks galore.

We end the night with the fans booing Rex like crazy before he walks to the back and the last image we see is that of doctors looking over a bloody and
glass covered Zellor in the middle of the ring.

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