JON MCDANIEL: Looks like the first match up of the night is about to begin!

COREY TAYLOR: if a girl takes viagra what happens I’m already bored. When’s it over?

ERIC EMERSON: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Already in the ring… CHRIS! WILSON!

“The Lonely and Faded Away” by Dax Johnson hits the PA, and out from the back walks a mysterious blonde man in jeans and a black shirt, unfamiliar to the fans.

COREY TAYLOR: Great. ANOTHER BLONDE? Shoot me.

ERIC EMERSON: Making his way to the ring! From Parts Unknown, Japan! Weighing in at two hundred twenty pounds… KURAUDO! SHINZOU!

Shinzou hits the ring, and referee Alec Wilcox calls for the bell! Collar and elbow tie-up leads straight into a Shinzou side headlock! Wilson fights him and shoves him off, but Shinzou comes back with a JUMPING roundhouse kick he calls the Sensei Strike! Wilson prone on the mat, but Shinzou hooks him up and hits a FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX that levels him again! Shinzou stands, playing a little to the silent fans as Wilson slowly gets to his feet. Shinzou hooks him, COUNTER by Wilson! Shinzou sent reeling as Wilson gets a head full of steam and LARIATs the Japanese newcomer straight to the ground! Wilson picks up Shinzou and IRISH WHIPS him to the ropes, hitting him on the rebound with a CLOTHESLINE, SHINZOU DUCKS! Shinzou on the rebound with a GO BEHIND INTO A schoolboy rollup!

ONE!

TWO!

Kickout by Wilson!

Shinzou is up and he looks ready to finish this! He hooks Wilson up and walks him over to the top rope! He forces him to the top, Wilson fights! Wilson with several shots to the face and head force Shinzou off of him! Shinzou hits center ring, regains his balance, shoots to the top rope again!

SUPER FISHERMAN’S BUSTAAAAAAAA…

CONNECTS!

THE COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

ERIC EMERSON: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by way of PINFALL! KURAUDO SHINZOU!

JON MCDANIEL: Well.

COREY TAYLOR: What did I tell you?

JON MCDANIEL: You’re absolutely right. That wasn’t very entertaining.

COREY TAYLOR: DING DING DING DING DING! What did he win, JOHNNY?

JON MCDANIEL: … The—the match. Are you talking to me?

COREY TAYLOR: Oh, never mind. You owe me a drink.

Kuraudo Shinzou raises his arms to the ignorant fans, victorious, as he walks up the ramp to the back.

The Phoenix sits in his office, hurriedly not putting down an XBox controller, but looking smug in his mask and doing Robinson Pro business.

PHOENIX: I’m here tonight to showcase why I am the best in the business today at what I do, how I do it, and when I do it. Let me show McNasty why I am the Phoenix and why I own this damn company. Larry, you want to try and stick your nose into something where you don’t belong, well, showcase my talents then on the Robinson-a-tron.

He flourishes his arms and waves his hand as we fade into…

~Footage from PWA~
~Phoenix vs Riona Langly Unsanctioned 2009~
stagger. Robinson cries in trimuph as he looks down, his fork sticking out of Riona’s ass. He look of victory is cut short when she points to his head. Puzzled, he gingerly runs his fingers up the side of his head to the fork sticking out the side of his mask. A thin trickle of blood pours down his neck from his mask. Then, the group of Nightstryker, the O’Conner Boys, Scottie Snow, and King Agony finally manage to bring the Masked Lard down. Too bad for Robinson and Riona, he lands on top of them. The ring buckles and caves in and all the combatants fall in a pile in the middle. The refree dives in and a few seconds later, climbs out, calling for the bell.

Bennett: That’s the end of the match? Is it because the ring collapsed?

Rayne: No, he’s talking to Emerson, there was a winner!

Eric Emerson: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match by pinfall….THE PHOENIX!!!!!!

The ring slowly clears now that the Masked Lard has been taken down, with Scottie Snow helping Riona backstage and the Dragon and Moke Doshky helping Robinson, the forks still sticking out of them.

Rayne: Incredible, that was the biggest mess I’ve ever seen and I loved every second of it!

Bennett: It’ll be just a few minutes while the ring crew fixes the ring and then we’ll head into our main event!

Rayne: Don’t forget the crane that’ll have to get the Lard out of there first!

~Static~
~Genesis x 2009~

MCNASTY: Check this out…

indicating that he’s the referee. Phoenix turns back to Snow and starts to swing the chair, but Sirus catches it and tries to pull it away. The two get in a tug of war over the chair, which Sirus wins, sending Robinson collapsing backwards to the mat. Robinson slaps the mat in frustration and gets to his feet, yelling at Sirus. Out of nowhere, Scottie Snow leaps at him and takes him down with the Snow Plow! Robinson’s head bounces off the dropped chair! Sirus checks Robinson shoulders and starts to count.

1…
2…
3!

Jon McDaniel: That’s it, Brian! Robinson is out of chances, Scottie Snow has just won the title!

In the ring, Sirus Moran raises Scottie Snow’s arm in victory and hands him the belt.

Eric Emerson: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match…and NEW World Heavyweight Champion…Scottie “The Panther” Snow!

PHOENIX: Get him off the air!

Back to Robinson in his office.

PHOENIX: Now, here we go back to my most defining moment…

~Genesis X 2009~
Phoenix comes off the top rope with a flying elbow, trying to hit the Ashes, but Flynn rolls out of the way. Both men are laying on the mat, gathering themselves and slowly try to dosage cialis 20 get up. Phoenix is up first, grabbing Flynn by the hair and pulling him to his feet, before scooping him up. Phoenix tries to pull him up for the Flame, but Flynn kicks his legs and won’t go up. Phoenix tries again with the same result. With a burst of effort, Flynn straightens up and back drops Phoenix before collapsing himself.

Brian Rentfro: I was talking to Rob earlier and he said he was afraid of this, that Flynn would have all his moves scouted and be able to counter them all. He said he was working on a new finisher to try and throw him off.

Jon McDaniel: He’d better use it quick, he looks like he’s running on fumes at this point!

Both men get to their feet at the same time and start to trade punches. The crowd starts to count along, but before a good chant can get started, Flynn hooks Phoenix’s arm and hiptosses him. Phoenix flips through walmart price for cialis the hiptoss and hooks Flynn’s arm in a half nelson. Phoenix lifts Flynn with the half nelson and bring him down hard, hitting the back of Flynn’s neck on Phoenix’s knee.

Brian Rentfro: There it is, Jon! He calls that “The Crying of a Million Shattered Souls, Yearning to be Free”.

Jon McDaniel: You’ve got to be kidding.

Brian Rentfro: Yeah, I am. He calls it the Pink Slip.

Phoenix grabs both of Flynn’s legs and pulls them back, making the pin.

1…
2…
3!

Brian Rentfro: Somehow, the Phoenix pulled it off! He retains the PWA World title!

Jon McDaniel: Somehow? He had Might & Magic beat down Flynn!

Brian Rentfro: Love and war, Jon. Love and war.

Eric Emerson: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and STILL PWA World Heavyweight Champion…the Phoenix!

PHOENIX: That’s right, Still PWA World Champion, I beat the best PWA had to offer. This show isn’t long enough to showcase all of my greatness but after next week’s show, I’m looking into lengthening the show to further exploit my greatness.

ERIC EMERSON: This match is your main event of the night and is scheduled for one fall!!

“YOU SAY YOU KNOW JUST WHO I AM”

“Anthem spray on viagra For The Underdog” by 12 Stones blasts through the PA!

ERIC EMERSON: Coming to the ring first, he is the Robinson Pro World Heavyweight Champion, he hails from British Columbia, Canada and weighs in tonight at 240 pounds…’The Falcon’ Jacob Venar!!!

Venar steps out from the back to a cascade of hate. He smirks at the crowd and raises the World Title high above his head.

Venar starts to head for the ring when suddenly a figure rushes out from the back!

JON MCDANIEL: (shouts) Hey its….

Brutal chairshot across the back of the champion!! Jacob drops to all fours as his assailant stands over him!

COREY TAYLOR: Casino!? What the Hell? What a cheap shot! DQ that man! He just attacked the World Champ from behind!!

JON MCDANIEL: Technically the match hasn’t even started and won’t until both men are in the ring!

COREY TAYLOR: Shenanigans!

Jacob is up, turns to face his attacker and gets pasted with a chairshot to the skull! The crowd is going crazy as Venar slumps up against the guard railing. Casino drives the edge of the folded chair into the guts of the champ!!

COREY TAYLOR: This is the kind of crap Robinson wants to get rid of here in REBEL, er, Robinson Pro!

Casino tosses the chair to the floor, grabs an arm and whips Jacob into the opposite guard rail! Jacob is peeled off the railing by Casino and lead towards the ring. Another figure emerges from the back and gets a big reaction from the crowd (especially the men)

JON MCDANIEL: Monique Casino!? The wife of Chris Casino has shown up and is apparently going to be in the corner of her husband during this match!

COREY TAYLOR: What the Hell? She’s not even a manager! (a beat) Great legs though.

Jacob is send sailing into the ring steps! He hits them with a heavy thud and they steps go crashing across the floor. Casino shares a quick kiss with his wife and turns his attention back to a hurting Jacob Venar.

COREY TAYLOR: Where’s the boss when you need him!?

~Backstage Flash~

Phoenix sits in his leather armchair, playing Call of Duty Black Ops.

~Real Time~

Jacob is pulled to his feet and has his head bounced off the ring post! Casino rolls the World Champion inside the ring and climbs up onto the ring apron. Casino smirks at the unmoving Venar and starts his climb to the top rope. Elbow drop from the top! Jacob counters by getting his knees up at the last second and Casinos ribs pay the price! The referee new drug better than viagra finally calls for the bell!

COREY TAYLOR: Oh sure NOW he calls for the damn bell!

JON MCDANIEL: Well both men are now technically in the ring so….

Casino is using the ring ropes to pull himself up, turns and eats a spear from Venar! Venar quickly rains down a series of hard right hands instead of going for a pin and the referee is doing his best to get some sort of order back to this match. Jacob pulls Casino to his feet and shoots him into the far corner. Casino reverses! Venar with a Whisper In The Wind! Again the World Champ attacks a downed Casino with a flurry of right hands, fury blazing in his eyes. Venar breaks just before the referee can DQ him and he shoots a look of hate at Monique Casino who is standing on the outside.

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Despite a rough start, Venar is back in control of this match!

COREY TAYLOR: Rough start!? That was a mugging!

Venar pulls Casino up and shoots him into the ropes. Casino springboards off the second rope and twists his body in mid air for a flying cross body! Venar counters with a modified codebreaker! Casino is in the fetal position holding his ribs as Venar is the one who is all smiles now. Jacob pulls himself to his feet and slowly walks around the ring taunting both the fans and the wife of Casino. Casino is getting to his feet and Jacob measures him. Jacob rushes in for another spear! Leapfrog from Casino! Venar crashes into

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the corner! Casino rolls him up from behind!

Venar kicks out!

Venar is quickly back to his feet!

Superkick from Casino!

Another cover!

The Champ kicks out!

JON MCDANIEL: Say what you will, but Jacob Venar is one of the toughest men I’ve ever seen!

COREY TAYLOR: Finally you’re talking some sense!

Casino waits for Jacob to get to his feet and pops him across the chest with a brutal chop! Another chop from Casino backs Venar against the ropes. Make it three as another blistering chop lights up the chest of the Champion! Casino shoots Venar off the ropes and takes him up into the lights with a high back drop! Venar pops up and eats a clothesline from Casino! Again Jacob is up and walks into an inverted atomic drop! A scoop slam puts him on the mat and Casino is heading to the nearest turnbuckle. Elbow drop from the top! Jacob moves and Casino crashes and burns for a second time! Now it’s Jacob who is making his way to the top rope, an evil grin on his face. Venar with his ‘Spread My free 30 day trial cialis Wings!’ Casino rolls out of the way and Venar manages to roll through the move unharmed! Casino is up and Venar rushes him. Casino with an STO that sends the face of Venar bouncing off the second turnbuckle! Casino with a cover!

Jacob gets a shoulder up!

JON MCDANIEL: After all the wars these two men have waged, they know what the other man is thinking!

Casino pulls Venar up but ‘The Falcon’ quickly slips behind him and takes his foe up and over with German suplex. Venar starts to pull Casino up when Monique climbs up onto the ring apron! The referee rushes over to get her off the ring and never sees Casino drop Venar with a low blow! Monique is doing her best to enter the ring and the referee is getting more and more frustrated. Casino reaches into his tights and pulls out a length of chain. He wraps it around his fist, grabs Venar and pounds away at the head of the World Champ with the chain wrapped hand! Monique finally drops back down to the floor and the referee turns his attention back to the match at hand. Casino expertly hides the chain and Venar has been opened up! Casino drags a bloody Venar to his feet, scoops him up and slams him in the middle of the ring. Casino, with a look of grim determination, heads once again for the corner and climbs to the top rope. Third time is the charm as Chris Casino connects with the elbow from the top rope! Both men lay on the mat trying to catch their breath as they crowd starts a ‘Casino’ chant!

JON MCDANIEL: He hits the elbow! We know what’s next!

COREY TAYLOR: The way this match is going I wouldn’t be shocked if Casino runs him over with a truck!

Casino is up and he pulls a dazed Jacob up with him. Venar is hooked! Bankrupt 2.0! The crowd explodes as a weary Casino rolls Jacob onto his back and covers him!

3-No!!

Jacob gets a foot on the bottom rope!

Casino looks shocked and the crowd let out a collective groan.

JON MCDANIEL: So close! Casino almost pinned the World Champ!

Casino again pulls Jacob up and starts to hook him up for the Bankrupt. Jacob desperately shoves Casino off of him and ‘The Future’ and the referee collide! Both men tumble to the mat in a heap as Jacob sways on unsteady legs. The crowd suddenly explodes and the camera cuts to the entrance way.

COREY TAYLOR: What the Hell?

It’s Dr. Tittylover! He’s on crutches and his right foot in clad in a huge black medical brace.

JON MCDANIEL: It was about two months ago that we saw Casino shatter the leg of Dr. Tittylover! This very well could be payback time!

Jacob watches as ‘The Mad Pimp’ slowly enters the ring and yells for him to pick Casino up. Jacob drags Casino to his feet and Tittylover readies a crutch for a clubbing blow! Monique is up on the apron screaming at Tittylover and Jacob but they ignore her. Tittylover swings!

Right at the head of Venar!

Jacob sidesteps the crutch, shakes his head and cuts Tittylover in half with a spear!

JON MCDANIEL: Jacob wasn’t fooled for a minute! He knew that a swerve was in the air and…Holy Hell!

With Jacob busy kicking a downed Tittylover, ‘Perfection’ Evan Cartwright, longtime friend and tag partner of Chris Casino hops the rails, slides into the ring and spins Jacob around. Jacob has a second to look shocked before Cartwright clocks him a with his Toooooasty Uppercut! Cartwright collects Tittylover and they bail out of the ring just as the referee is getting back to his feet.

COREY TAYLOR: You HAVE to be kidding me!

Casino hits a second Bankrupt 2.0!

The crowd explodes as the referee calls for the bell!

JON MCDANIEL: Casino pulled out all the tricks tonight and showed why he’s one of the most devious wrestlers in all of Robinson Pro!

ERIC EMERSON: Winner of this match, ‘The Future’ Chris Casino!!!

‘Smooth’ by Santana & Rob Thomas hits the PA as the fans celebrate the upset win. Casino rolls to the outside and joins his wife, Cartwright and Tittylover.

His music is suddenly cut off as Rob Robinson storms out with a mic in hand and starts pacing back and forth at the entrance way.

ROB: Nice job Chris, you and your misfits just made a mockery of MY promotion!

Casino simply shrugs his shoulders.

ROB: Well next week I got something for you. Next week you’ll face Spykeman in a one on one match! In that match, if you lose in ANY way and I mean even by count out or disqualification….I’ll fire your ass on the spot!!

Casino smiles and yells for him to ‘bring it on’

We end the show with the stare down of these two ego driven men.