Best of the Best – 10/02/2007

Best of the Best
10/02/2007
6:30 P.M. the REBEL Arena is sold completely out. The fans got here early and still thirty minutes from the show start… wait.. something is going on.
“My Old Kentucky Home” by Nappy Roots, Villebillies, and Goodfella plays as the entire Bluegrass Mafia (Chad Kurtis, Matt Kurtis, Jonothan Kurtis, Will
Zaluki, Daniel “Axl” Dennis and Mandy) make their way to the ring and they’re all in street clothes except for Will. On the way to the ring the stable
is met first with a huge pop as “The Show” leads his troops out of the locker-room. The cheers mute a little as the three newest members of the group emerge
from backstage and take on a decidedly mixed reaction. Some boos, some cheers and a few catcalls, as Matt Kurtis and Mandy make their appearance. The group
make their way to the ring with Chad, Will, Jon, Axl and even Mandy exchanging some high-fives with the crowd. Matt however just walks straight ahead ignoring
the fans. The BGM gets to ringside and they all get in, in their own style. Chad slingshots into ring, Jonothan executes a rolling flip, Will and Axl simply
climb between the ropes and big Matt steps over the ropes and then holds them apart allowing Mandy to climb inside.The four active wrestlers of the group
each climb a turnbuckle and gesture and jaw with the fans. Then they get down and walk to the middle of the ring where Chad takes a microphone out of his
pocket…

CHAD: HELLO CLEVELAND!

JONOTHAN: Bro, I’m pretty sure we’re not in Cleveland.

CHAD: Oh right. Hello Raleigh, how the hell are ya?

The crowd pops huge as the former Duke Blue Devil and unrepentant fan favorite plays up the town.

CHAD: You might as well be my hometown crowd and tonight you’re going to see your hometown boy make good on all the talking I been doing lately. I am going
to show everyone why they call me “The Innovator of Offense”, “The True PTPer”, “The Show”. Haggard, Kingston, and Dio… I know you’re backstage right
now trying to figure out just, what the Hell I am doing in the ring now just going on and on. I mean I’m sure you thought all the talking was done, and
you’re right no more talking. The time for that is done. It’s do or die time now. In just a few short minutes it’s going to be time to put up or shut up
as they say. Whoever “they” are. So, the question is are you ready? Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnyway that’s enough talk about my opponents tonight, let’s get down
to why we are out here. This is official celebration party of The Bluegrass Mafia becoming a bona-fide stable. I mean we are here to introduce ourselves
to you the fans, put everyone in the locker room on notice we have arrived. Oh we are also here to do a little partying, too, and you know there ain’t
no party like a BGM party, so let’s get started. Introducing first standing nearly 7 ft tall the monster from the Bluegrass, the Big Blue Ass-Kicker himself,
“The American Nightmare” Matthew Kurtis…

The crowd boos as the angry “giant” takes the Mic.

MATTHEW: Thank you for the warm reception Raleigh and let me assure that the feeling’s mutual. But I’m not here to kiss up to you. I’m here, as Chad said,
to put REBEL on notice especially the tag team division. I’ve made the decision to go after the tag team championship and make that my priority in REBEL
for now. I mean Hell who in the singles ranks can touch me now? I’ve out lasted all the other “monsters” in Rebel with the exception of Mr. Berserker.
So with my younger brother Jonothan I’m ready to claim REBEL’s tag team gold as Chad goes for all the singles gold. But I’m still the enforcer of the BGM,
I’m the one who makes our enemies learn the hard way what happens if your mess with us. But first things first TNA, Circle K Nordic Connection whoever
wins the Tag Team Championship tonight… be warned that your reign will be a short one because you will, sooner rather than later, have to deal with the
BGM team of Matthew and Jonothan Kurtis…

Matthew tosses the Mic into the air and Jonothan catches it and as he starts to speak he has to stop as a few on the teen-aged girls in the crowd shout
out at him.

JONOTHAN: Or as I like to call us the Bluegrass Mafia v 2.0 and we are going to be the next REBEL tag team champs just like my big bro here said. Oh I almost
forgot to introduce myself I’m five feet ten inches and two hundred and one pound of molten lust and don’t worry girls there’s enough of me to go around.
I am “The Bluegrass Heart Throb” Jonothan Kurtis and besides winning the tag team titles and helping make the BGM the dominant force in REBEL I’m also
here to make things just little sexier around here. So any girls who want to know exactly how I plan on doing that…well you can meet me after the show.
Matt slaps Jon in the back of the head.

MATTHEW: Get serious, Jonny.

JONOTHAN: OK, OK so any team that are delusional enough to think that can beat the BGM v 2.0 are welcome to try. It doesn’t matter if it’s TNA,the Circle
K Nordic Connection, or the C.A.B.S…wait a minute what’s their problem anyway?

CHAD: Who the C.A.B.S?

JONOTHAN: Yeah them are they just stuck in a different era of wrestling or what?

WILL: Personally I think they’re just pissed that they can’t adapt to the style of wrestling here in REBEL so like any minority group they’re going to try
to make everybody conform to what they want.You know Democracy gone wrong in other words.

MATTHEW: No their problem is easy to figure. Steven and Ace are jackasses and Rosie’s a bitch pure and simple.

AXL: Matthew may have nailed it there guys. What do you think Mandy?

MANDY:Ummm…I don’t know

CHAD: Who knows, but I wonder how Rosie “convinced” Ricky to give them their own special rules to compete under. Well actually I have a pretty good idea
how she did that and she’s kinda cute I could use some convincing like that myself.

JONOTHAN: No doubt Chad. Like I said I don’t what her,Steve,and Ace’s problem is but I know how to solve her problem and get her to loosen up a little.
CHAD: Oh yeah Jonny? exactly what would it take to get Rosie to loosen up?

JONOTHAN: What would it take to get Rosie to loosen up you ask? I think it would take about nine inches of good old Kentucky “hard wood” to get her to loosen
up if you know what I’m saying.

Laughter erupts from the crowd and a few gasps are heard as are a few squeals from the girls. The other members of the BGM, including Matt, also find Jon
comments funny.Well almost all, Mandy was laughing but suddenly stops.

MANDY: Wait I don’t get it. What’s so funny?

MATTHEW:I ‘ll explain later,Mandy.

MANDY: Wait, why can’t you tell me now ,Matt?

Matt sighs and shakes his head.

MATTHEW: OK fine I’ll tell you now if it’ll stop your whining.

MANDY: Goody.

Matthew leans down and whispers into Mandy’s ear and as he finishes she gasps,giggles,and blushes. She also sneaks a look at Jon’s crotch. Matt catches
her and she blushes again and shrugs apologetically and embarrassed.

JONOTHAN: Anyway…as I was saying any team that thinks they can beat me and Matt are welcome to try… they won’t do it, but they can try. So who’s next?
Jon hands the microphone and it’s Will Zaluki that takes it.

WILL: That would be me Jon. For those of you who don’t know me my name is Will Zaluki.I ‘m also known as “High Octane” and in just a few short minutes I’ll
be making my in-ring REBEL debut versus Goose and he should take notes because he’s in for a wrestling lesson. See like Chad and Jon I can talk pretty
good when given the chance but like Matt I tend to let my actions speak for themselves. So suffice it to say I’m here with the same goal as the three Kurtis
Brothers here and that is to make the BGM the dominant force in REBEL so don’t be surprised if in the near future all four of us are wearing gold. And
that road begins here shortly when I face Goose and keeps going later when Chad wins both his matches and reclaims the Carolinas Championship. Anybody
want to add anything?

Not surprisingly Chad reclaims the Mic.

CHAD: So there you have it Raleigh and everyone this is the Begum’s Manga Carta, Declaration of Independence, and any other historical document you what
to name all rolled in one. And as we’ve all said if anybody in the back has a problem with us…well we ain’t hard to find and there’s nothing between
us but air and opportunity.C’mon guys let’s get this party kicked up a notch.

They exit to ring, getting booed, with some cheers and the show is about to get underway. Rob Martinez enters the ring

ROB MARTINEZ: Welcome ladies and gents. We have two titles to be decided tonight. We have an Ultimate Jeopardy match. We have five debuting superstars.
This plus a Censorship rules match! Tonight REBEL fans will find out who is indeed… BEST OF THE BEST!

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“Ramblin Man” by the Allman Brothers Band soon plays loudly to open up the show as the excited Goose who’s making his first REBEL appearance.

JENNY JERSEY: Making his way to the ring first, weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty one pounds and fighting out of Rocky Mount, North Carolina…
This is GOOSE!

Goose quickly makes it to the ring, with the crowd not giving much of a reaction to the newcomer. Then Goose’s smile disappears as “Fuel” by Metallica takes
over the speakers.

JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent… Being accompanied to the ring by Axl Dennis, he weighs in tonight at two hundred and twenty five pounds and hails from Clinton,
Maryland… “High Octane”, WILL ZALUKI!

Will Zaluki, also making his REBEL debut, and his manager Axl Dennis enter on queue to a chorus if boos, yet the occasional applaud.

ROB MARTINEZ: These two young men have an opportunity to impress a lot of people here tonight. But the question is, who will do the impressing?

Referee Jimmy Johnson, the official for tonight’s match, soon checks Goose and Zaluki both for illegal objects, then calls for the bell. Zaluki is the first
to act, sending a stiff knee to the gut of Goose. Goose challenges Zaluki to a lock up, but Zaluki pushes him back and grabs him in an even stiffer headlock!
ROB MARTINEZ: Zaluki seeming to have the advantage of a more pure wrestling ability, but Goose still has heart to count on.

Zaluki swiftly locks a hand around Goose’s head, positions his foot and takes him down with a Side Russian Leg sweep. Cover by Zaluki!

ONE!

TWO!

KICK OUT!

Referee Jimmy Johnson’s hand came close, but it’s no finish. Zaluki, not crumbling under frustration, picks the tired Goose up and sends him crashing back-first
into the turnbuckle! Zaluki charges, attempting a corner Clothesline, but all he gets his a chest full of pad as Goose ducks and runs toward the ropes.
Goose springboards and takes a effort toward a Springboard Body Splash, but Zaluki side steps which sends Goose belly flopping into the hard canvas. Zaluki
quickly covers and Jimmy Johnson counts!

ONE!

TWO!

THR KICK OUT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Almost a three count there!

Any doubts Zaluki ran through his mind are quickly erased as he connects with three Rolling Vertical Suplexes known as “The Big Three.” Zaluki hastily takes
advantage of Goose’s drained offense as he sends him into the turnbuckle! A quick dash by Zaluki leads to Goose’s chest being dented by an unyielding corner
Dropkick! Will mounts Goose atop the turnbuckle and attempts to ascend the turnbuckle with Goose, but he manages to lay in a pair of kicks to the chops
that has Zaluki kneeling between the top and middle rope, his head pointing toward the crowd. Goose stands high atop the top turnbuckle, signaling to the
crowd.

ROB MARTINEZ: He’s probably looking for his finishing maneuver he calls the “Ugly Duck.” Commonly referred to as a Guillotine Leg-drop.

Goose takes a death defying leap of the turnbuckle and looks to have the match in the bag, but suddenly “High Octane” pushes himself back into the ring
and…

THUMP!

Goose nails the edge of the ring with his tail-bone, which pushes a few shrieks from a number of fans.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a thump from that impact! That’s gonna leave the tail feathers sore for at least a week!

Will Zaluki is quick to push Goose back into the ring and position him for the kill. Zaluki positions him, he lifts…

CRASH LANDING!

An outline of Goose’s face is engraved into the canvas as Zaluki rolls him over and calls for the count.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

The bell sounds as Zaluki stands tall, Axl Dennis running to his side, raising his hand for all to see. The crowd reacts very loudly to the mayhem of such
a momentous and one-sided opening match.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall… “HIGH OCTANE”, WILL ZALUKI!

ROB MARTINEZ: Well, some would say Zaluki did the impressing here tonight, but I think Goose’s face did the impressing on the mat tonight. Is that a tooth?
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Cause I’m COCKY! Kid Rock pummels the entrance way as best as a skinny white dude in a dirty wife-beater can, and his music rings to the ring one “The
Show” Chad Kurtis to a great ovation from the REBEL fans.

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is the Three-Way Dance for a shot at the Carolinas title! Introducing first from Paducah Kentucky, weighing in at two
hundred thirty pounds, a former two-time Carolinas champion… “The Show” CHAD KURTIS!

ROB MARTINEZ: Chad Kurtis is only too familiar with gold! He has beaten current champion Dio Muerte before for the Carolinas title, holding it twice. He
is also a former NAPW TV Champion and Tag Team Champion as of last Hostile Hangover weekend… is there a third Carolinas title reign in his near future?
Show hits the top turnbuckle to good fanfare. His music fades out, replaced by “Wreck” by Jim Johnston. Which I’m pretty sure is actually Mick Foley’s more
upbeat, rock-oriented WWE theme music, Joseph. SHAME. The diminutive Van Haggard strolls to the ring with a vindictive expression on his face, receiving
his share of boos.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing second, from Napier, New Zealand… weighing in at one hundred eighty pounds, he is LINK VAN HAGGARD!

ROB MARTINEZ: Now this is a kid who’s taken the low road as of late, and the fans aren’t too impressed with what Link Van Haggard has been up to in NAPW
or what he brings to the table here in REBEL. He’s been known to wield steel chairs, and here in REBEL there is of course no DQ! That could bring him Carolinas
gold!

Van Haggard doesn’t enter the ring, instead walking around the outside and blowing off fans trying to reach out for “five.” Kurtis doesn’t take his eyes
off of the Kiwi… now it’s Nonpoint’s turn! “Bullet with a Name…” and that name is Mark Kingston to a chorus of cheers!

JENNY JERSEY: And finally, from Richmond Virgina… weighing in at two hundred seventy two pounds, he is MARK KINGSTON!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is the man many feel is the uncrowned Carolinas champion! It was several shows Kingston seemingly pinned the champion Dio Muerte but
it was overturned. Last month Kingston and Dio engaged in a hellacious barbed wire match that saw Muerte come out on top… this may be Kingston’s last
chance at Dio Muerte right here! Remember folks, the winner of this match will go on to face Dio Muerte for the Carolinas title right here tonight —
and we’ve got a staredown in the middle of the ring!

The Show and Mark Kingston are eye to eye. There’s no real ill will between the two, but with Carolinas gold on the line… wait a minute! Link Van Haggard
from behind attacks Chad Kurtis! He waited until his opponents were distracted before coming in, and now Haggard throws forearms into Chad’s face. Irish
whip, reversed, Chad tries a clothesline, Link ducks and rebounds with a picture-perfect drop-kick to the mush of The Show, sending him down. Haggard drops
a high knee to the face of the The Show for a two count. HOW DO YOU LIKE VAN HAGGARD NOW?

Wham!

Mark Kingston whips Haggard around and lifts him up for a double-handed chokebomb. Kingston with the obvious size advantage but the crowd eats it up as
he stalks a cowardly Haggard, now calling for time-out as he backs into the corner. Mark looks to the crowd, should he buy it? Nah. Kingston starts firing
away on Link Van Haggard with big forearm shots, now sending Haggard across the ring into the turnbuckle! Link flips up and over the turnbuckles from the
momentum, landing on the ring apron Ric Flair style. The Carolina crowd recognizes this and whooos… then goes crazy as Kingston hits a huge big boot
that sends Link crashing from the ring apron right into the guardrail! Kingston is on fire here, baby!

ROB MARTINEZ: Link van Haggard may want to rethink joining REBEL after feeling that exchange! Kingston in the driver’s seat, but The Show has something
to say about that.

Such as, “kick to the face” of Kingston as Mark tried to pick The Show up. Kurtis with a frankensteiner to the big Kingston for a two-count. Back up, Show
tags Kingston with a SHINNNNING WIZAAAAARD! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! ONE! TWO! Kingston kicks out. The Show picks his man up for a German Suplex, Kingston
blocks the move. He throws elbows to free himself and then sends Kurtis to the ropes… SPINEBUSTER! The Show holding his back in pain as Kingston makes
a cover for ONE! TWO! Kickout by The Show. Kingston waits for his man to get up, measuring him for the devastating Richmond Lariat… Off the ropes —
VAN HAGGARD! Springboards off the top rope and drives his knee right into the charging Mark Kingston’s face. Good God! The Show with a SUPERKICK, ducked
by Van Haggard, GERMAN SUPLEX, standing switch by The Show, GERMAN — Haggard connects a well-placed boot to the balls of The Show, then gets behind him,
finally connecting the german suplex…

Dumping The Show right on top of Mark Kingston! Both men down, Link quickly steps to the ring apron and springboards off the top rope with a quebrada on
both opponents! He covers Kingston one, two, kick-out! Link covers The Show, one, two, kick-out! Link arguing with the referee there, but he doesn’t spend
too much time doing that, instead grabbing The Show and sending him to the corner. Flying body splash! And now Haggard puts The Show on the top rope, following
him up. He’s looking for his WTF spinebuster slam, but The Show is fighting his way out of it! Wait a minute! Here comes Mark Kingston! Kingston gets underneath
Link Van Haggard, has the man on his shoulders… Haggard still has Chad Kurtis! SUPERPLEX! KINGSTON FALLS BACK! EVERYBODY GOES DOWN TO THE MAT!

ROB MARTINEZ: Set them up, knock them down, that’s the name of the game! Van Haggard rolls to the outside and Mark Kingston is quick to follow! Kingston
maybe should have gone for a pin right there on The Show, but perhaps Kingston wants to settle the score with Link for that knee to the face earlier.

Kingston whips Van Haggard across the outside into the guardrail! Running big boot sends the man into the first few rows of fans. Kingston yells to the
crowd and steps over the guardrail to do more damage to Haggard CLANG. Link with a steel chair shot right to the back of Mark Kingston, and just like that
the big man’s down. Link with a hip toss on Kingston, right into a pile of chairs hastily vacated by fans! Haggard kicks Mark for good measure and heads
into the ring, tossing in one steel chair and carrying another into the ring.

He’s met by The Show, who isn’t going to let Link get in that easily. The Show opening up on Haggard to the roar of the crowd! Rights! Lefts! Rights! Lefts!
Kurtis sends Haggard into the corner and connects with a flying leg lariat. Haggard drops to the canvas, Show calls for it… BEST! MOONSAULT! EVER —
ONTO A CHAIR! Link held a chair up and that’s all Kurtis hit! Link isn’t in perfect shape either, but he’s better off than Chad Kurtis… and he knows
it. Haggard pulls his man up, wincing in pain, but he’s got more than enough for a Thunderchild Driver… connects! ONE! TWO! TH— KICK-OUT!

Haggard is pretty pissed off at that one, yelling at the ref to count faster. He stomps the face of The Show, and oh no this doesn’t look good. Haggard
places Chad face-first over top of the steel chair… and raises his own chair above his head! A one-man con-chair-to? Chad’s brain is going to be scrambled…
but fortunately for Chad Kurtis, Mark Kingston is back in the ring, grabbing the chair away from Link Van Haggard! Link turns around, Kingston tosses the
chair away and tells him to bring it.

ROB MARTINEZ: Mark Kingston didn’t have to do that, he could have let Haggard bash Chad’s brains and eliminate the man… but Mark Kingston doesn’t want
to see Link Van Haggard get any farther than he has already! Link’s made enemies quickly here in REBEL!

Kingston firing away on Van Haggard, into the ropes, big back elbow puts the man down! Cover gets two, Kingston continues his assault on Haggard! Kingston
off the ropes with his running leg lariat to take Haggard down, one, two, another kick-out! Now Van Haggard is up and begging off on his knees… poke
to the eyes. Van Haggard really working from the Ric Flair playbook today! He puts Kingston down with a swinging neckbreaker, and then says “it’s over!”
Link once again grabs a steel chair, this time he’s going to bash Kingston’s brains

SUPERKICK

Chad Kurtis superkicks the chair into Link’s face out of NOWHERE! The Show gets his man in position… CK FINALE! FLIPPING PILEDRIVER! CROWD EXPLODES, SHOW
COVERS ONE, TWO, THREE!

JENNY JERSEY: Link Van Haggard has been eliminated!

ROB MARTINEZ: Gutsy performance by Link, but he made enemies of both opponents and it cost him. Now it’s between The Show and Kingston, both men want another
piece of Dio Muerte!

The Show waits for Kingston to get up. The two men have expended a lot of energy, but they shake hands WHAT THE HELL. Link Van Haggard storms back into
the ring and nails both men in the head with a steel chair shot! The Show and Kingston go down as the crowd showers Link with a chorus of boos. The Kiwi
sneers down at both men before exiting, giving the fans a double-bird for good measure.

With both men down, the referee has no choice but to start the standing ten-count. One. Two… Three… four… this match may end up being ruled a no-contest
if somebody doesn’t answer the count. Five…six… we have movement, is it enough… seven…eight…nine…

Both men are up! Worse for wear, but up! The crowd is cheering like crazy, trying to rally each man to victory! Kingston! Show! Their eyes meet across the
ring… and it’s on! Kingston with the power advantage backs Show into the ropes with forearm shots, irish whip, SPINEBUSTER, The Show counters with a
DDT! Show to the corner! BEST! MOONSAULT! EVERRRRRR! He nails it, hooks the leg

ONE

TWO

TH KICK-OUT!

Chad thought it was three, but Kingston able to kickout. No matter, The Show hooks his hands around Kingston’s waist for a german suplex. Hits, holds on…
a second German Suplex! The Show going for the hat-trick… Kingston able to block the third one, however dazed he is… The Show trying for it… Kingston
gets behind Chad! And nails his 100 proof facebuster move! COVER!

ONE

TWO

TH KICK-OUT!

Chad’s turn to kick out right there, and Mark Kingston grabs the Kingston Clutch! The Show could tap out right here, where does he go? His arms are both
pinned back by Kingston in that chicken-wing/camel clutch hybrid! Chad trying to inch his legs toward the ropes… finally he gets a foot in the ropes,
forcing a break. Kingston lets go, but slaps his bicep, signaling for the Richmond Lariat! Off the ropes, Show ducks! Boot to the gut! CK FINALE ON THE
BIG MAN? No, Kingston back drops The Show down! Kurtis takes his feet, Kingston explodes off the ropes and FINALLY nails a Richmond Lariat! He covers!
ONE! TWO! THREEEEE!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match… Mark Kingstonnnnn!

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Kingston is tired, but has his hand raised. Normally you would hear Kingstons music start.. but not tonight. Tonight we hear:

AKKKKFFOOORRTTY!

Dio Muerte enters the arena, and he is packing. Wearing his special gloves, he is carrying the “Dio-lizer 5000″, which is his barb and razor wire baseball
bat. He customized it this week. He has razor wire as well as barbed wire hanging at his sides. He is carrying the REBEL Carolina’s title with him. Mark
Kingston doesn’t look like he expected this match right now… but he is getting the match now, regardless. Dio is getting booed loudly, and it all started
with the controversial match at “Criminal Intentions.”

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is for the REBEL CAROLINA’S CHAMPIONSHIP. The opponent… weighing in at two hundred twenty eight pounds, fighting out
of Hollywood, Florida. He is the reigning and defending, REBEL CAROLINA’S CHAMPION…. DIO MUERTE!

ROB MARTINEZ: In some fans eyes this is the rubber match. That’s because even though the record books have Dio winning at “Criminal Intentions”, the fans
know how shady it was. This is Mark Kingston’s last chance to gain revenge. But he wrestled over twenty minutes against two other top notch competitors.
Dio has to be the favorite, especially with him carrying those vicious weapons. This is going to get NASTY!

The bell sounds at Jimmy Johnson’s command, just as Dio enters the ring. Mark Kingston is very wary of the weapons and goes to the outside looking for an
equalizer. He finds a steel chair, the one he got blasted with earlier and re-enters the ring. It’s a Mexican Stand off in the middle of the REBEL Arena.
Chair versus “The Dio-lizer 5000″. They move just in reach of the other and both swing. Dio grazes the hand of Mark Kingston, as Mark lands the chair to
Dio’s upper arm and shoulder. The two men back up and Kingston throws the chair at the head of Dio. Dio ducks, and is only grazed. It’s enough time for
Kingston to quickly execute a drop toe hold on Dio. Dio falls chest first on the bat. Mark is going to try and cover, but the bat is STUCK TO DIO’S CHEST!
Through the wife beater tank top, the razor wire and barb wire is embedded into the chest of the Champion. Mark Kingston sees and opportunity, and PULLS
THE BAT OFF THE CHEST! Blood soaks the chest of Dio. Dio reacts in anger and up kicks Kingston in the stomach. Kingston falls, having the air taken out
of him.

ROB MARTINEZ: That was just stomach turning, but I don’t see away Kingston could have pinned him without hurting himself.

Kingston and Dio both get up. Dio isn’t as tired as Kingston, but may well be more injured. Kingston grabs Dio, Irish Whipping the self proclaimed “Hardcore
Surgeon” into the far corner. Mark runs behind him clotheslining Dio across the bleeding pecs. Kingston keeps him in the corner and WOOOO, CHOP TO THE
BLOODY CHEST! ANOTHER! Dio pulls out something from his pocket and nails Mark in the head with it. Mark goes down, as Dio pulled out some wire cutters.
He used the extra weight to knock out Mark. Mark is near the ropes. Dio runs bounces off the far ropes, rebounds back with a baseball slide, and Mark hits
the floor…HARD! Dio follows him out and takes the barb wire strand from his belt loop. He unravels it. He picks Mark up, and sets him up next to the
ring. Mark is out on his feet. Dio wraps the barb wire around the left wrist of Mark. He twists it once, loops it through the ropes. He takes the right
hand and does the same, forming makeshift handcuffs with the barb wire.

ROB MARTINEZ: This is plain sadistic. I wonder how thick the tape around Kingston’s wrists are. He could shred his wrists trying to get out.

This match is turning into an infamous scene from the Saw movies. Kingston is finally realizing what Dio has done. Dio takes off the razor wire, and wraps
it around his special gloves, making a razor wire boxing glove. He punches Mark in the head, and blood flies. Mark is cut badly. Dio tries it again, and
again lands. Mark tries to get undone and screams in pain. This is becoming a gory blood bath. Mark Kingston is bleeding badly. Dio goes for it but Mark
gets a boot to Dio’s “lower extremities”. Dio goes down like he has been shot. Jimmy Johnson uses the wire cutters Dio had to cut Kingston free. The crowd
goes nuts as Kingston looks angry as hell. He picks up Dio, SPINE BUSTER ON THE FLOOR! Mark again picks up Dio, dropping him throat first on the guardrail.
A fan throws Mark Kingston a towel. Mark uses it to choke Dio. Mark then grabs the Razor wire covered gloved hand of Dio, slamming it into the guardrail.
Dio yells in pain. Mark then puts a rear naked choke on Dio. Jimmy Johnson reminds Kingston that this is not falls count anywhere. Kingston releases the
hold and Dio is out. Mark, very carefully takes the glove off of Dio Muerte’s hand. He throws it to the crowd who now have something Ebay.

ROB MARTINEZ: Kingston slides in Dio, and then slides in a table. He is getting just as sadistic as Dio, with every blood drop he spills.

Indeed he is. The table gets set up in the middle of the ring. Kingston puts Dio in the piledriver/power bomb position and picks Dio up. DIO REVERSES WITH
A FRANKENSTEINER! He lays on top of Dio, as the count is made. ONE! TWO! THRE ALMOST THREE! Kingston kicks out. Dio pulls out something else.

LIGHTER FLUID AND MATCHES.

Dio covers the table with the lighter fluid, soaking it. The crowd is almost silent as they can just imagine they fate of their beloved Mark Kingston. Dio
takes the matches, and gets Kingston in a Power bomb position. Dio lights the one match, then lights the match book with that match. He throws it on the
table, and it ignites.

ROB MARTINEZ: HE IS GOING TO POWER BOMB KINGSTON TO HELL… WAIT, HE CAN’T GET HIM UP! MARK FIGHTS IT, AND LIFTS DIO UP! ALABAMA SLAM THROUGH THE FLAMING
TABLE! LEEETTT REEBBBELLL REEEIIIGGGNN!

REBEL officials always prepared, extinguish the flames as well as Dio. Mark covers Dio for the sure win.

ONE!

TWO!

A NEW CHAMP… WAIT… HE KICKED THE FUCK OUT!

DIO KICKED OUT!

The crowd is in shock. Mark Kingston is in shock. Dio is barely moving, but managed to kick out. Kingston looks to have an idea. He goes to pick up Dio.
Dio with an inside cradle. Jimmy is there to count.

ONE!

TWO!

THAT WAS CLOSE! BUT KINGSTON MANAGES TO ESCAPE!

ROB MARTINEZ: What are these two men fighting on? It has to be pride alone, because nothing else is left.

Kingston rises, and slips back down as he stepped in a pool of his own blood. Dio finds his BABY! He crawls toward Kingston. He mounts Kingston, and tries
to put the modified bat to the throat of Kingston. Kingston is more powerful and is holding him off. Mark uses his size, and flips Dio on his back, mounting
him now. Kingston puts his weight into it and is moving the bat to the head of Dio. He is getting closer, and close to the eyes and nose area. He finally
is touching Dio’s upper face, as you hear Dio SCREEEEAAAM! Jimmy Johnson is asking him if he quits. He yells out “FUCK YOU!” Mark puts everything he has
and adds more pressure. He is gonna crush the nose and eye sockets of Dio.

JIMMY JOHNSON: It’s not worth it Dio… live to fight another day!

DIO: FUCK YOU!

Kingston gets frustrated and eases up, moving the bat to the THROAT OF DIO! Dio is being held down, and you can see he is gasping for air. Kingston won’t
let up. Jimmy Johnson is also checking the shoulders, but Dio has kept moving them the whole time. Kingston won’t let go, and Dio isn’t moving. Jimmy Johnson
raises the arm of Dio….

IT DROPS ONCE!

He does it a second time.

IT DROPS AGAIN.

Jimmy Johnson raises the arm of the Carolina’s Champion one more time…

AS DIO’S ARM…

FALLS!

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match and NEW CAROLINA’S CHAMPION: MARK KINGSTON!

ROB MARTINEZ: MARK KINGSTON HAS DONE IT! HE HAS LOST A HUGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD, BUT HE IS THE CAROLINA’S CHAMPION.

Medical officials gather up both men, who are hurt badly. They place an oxygen mask on Dio, to help him breathe. They apply bandages to the head of Mark
immediately. Mark did it… FINALLY! He had to fight nearly forty minutes and three men to do it, but Mark Kingston… is a champion.

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JENNY JERSEY: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and will be fought under “Censorship Rules,” disqualifications and count outs will be in effect!
The crowd boos this announcement.

The sounds of “Censored Truth” by Naked Aggression are overpowered by the thunderous boos of the REBEL fans. Ace, Steven and Rosie make their way to ring
yelling at the fans and dodging the occasional beer cup hurled in their direction.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, at a total combined weight of five hundred one pound, accompanied to the ring by Rosie Cheeks, Ace Adams, Steven Wylde,
THE C.A.B.S!

And their opponents, from Raleigh, North Carolina…

Jenny pauses as the fans hoot and holler for their hometown.

JENNY JERSEY: At a combined weight of four hundred ten pounds, Ryan and Robert… The Rebel Brothers!

The fans give the debuting fraternal tag team a warm welcome, since they hail from Raleigh and enter to the Lynyrd Skynyrd classic “Gimme Back My Bullets.”
The Rebel Brothers strut confidentially to the ring, slapping high-fives with fans before getting into the ring.

The action starts with Ace Adams against the elder Rebel, Ryan. The two men walk right up, getting in each others faces, with Ryan running his mouth and
Ace saying something about “our rules.” Ryan Rebel gives Ace Adams a hard shove-off, but Adams – larger and unintimidated – gets right back in Ryan’s face…
until the elder Rebel bitch-slaps him right across the face!

ROB MARTINEZ: Woah! What a show of disrespect from Ryan Rebel, but the fans love seeing the C.A.B.S. Slapped around.

Ace Adams, red with fury and embarrassment, responds with a stiff collar and elbow tie-up that sees both men bounce off the ropes, into and off of a turnbuckle
and eventually back into the center of the ring where Ace Adams gets the upperhand with a side headlock. Adams mocks the crowd, as he tightens his grip
on Ryan’s head. Adams locks Ryan Rebel by the wrist and quickly twists him into a hammerlock, causing the crowd to boo louder.

But before a “BORING” chant
can start, Ryan slips under Ace’s arm, breaking the hold and spinning Ace around… right into another bitch slap! The crowd pops huge as Adams is livid!
ROB MARTINEZ: The Rebel Brothers are certainly winning over the fans as Ryan Rebel unloads another vicious slap upside Adams’ noggin.

Adams has had enough and storms over to his corner to tag in the larger Steven Wylde. As Wylde enters the ring, Ryan turns to his brother who is motioning
vehemently for the tag in, despite being the smaller of the brothers and giving up over sixty pounds to Wylde. Ryan tags in Robbie with a high-five. Robbie
screams “Ch’yeah boy!” as he hops into the ring and marches right up to Wylde. Wylde shoves Robbie back sending him into the turnbuckle. Wylde goes for
a follow-up elbow, but Robbie quickly slides away delivering a flurry of stiff punches to the head and gut of Wylde until Wylde shoves his way out of the
corner. Robbie jumps up and grabs Wylde around the head, pulling him down into a side headlock. Wylde bounces back and Irish whips Robbie across the ring,
dropping him on the rebound with a huge shoulder block. Wylde looms over his opponent for a moment before hitting the ropes, Robbie rolls over causing
Wylde to skip over him, Robbie leaps on the rebound catches Wylde with a hurricanrana. Wylde incredulously hops back to his feet and goes for a tie-up,
but Robbie ducks, kicking Wylde in the gut, then with a loud THWACK delivers a kick to his chest, and follows up with a running Yakunza kick that drops
the big man! Robbie goes for the cover, but Wylde kicks out violently at the count of one.

ROB MARTINEZ: The Rebel Brothers are looking impressive here in the opening minutes of this bout. So far they’ve used their speed and the crowd to their
advantage, getting under the skin of Ace and Steve.

As Robbie and Steven get back to their feet, Ace sticks a leg into the ring, drawing the attention of the referee Jimmy Johnson. This allows Rosie Cheeks
to distract Robert Rebel by grabbing his ankle from outside the ring. This distraction lasts just long enough for Wylde to regain his composure, and as
Robbie turns his attention back to the match he is almost snapped in half by a vicious spear. Steven Wylde gives a quick stomp to Robbie’s head before
going for a cover…

One…

Two..

Ryan Rebel drops a double axehandle to break up the count. Referee Jimmy Johnson admonishes him, and tries to send Ryan back to his corner. As he does this,
Ace Adams slips into the ring for a double team flapjack! Ryan shoves referee Johnson out of the way and dumps Adams out of the ring. Johnson responds
by grabbing Ryan around the waist and giving him the five count to get out the ring. Steven Wylde takes the chance to place Robert Rebels throat across
the middle rope and choke the life out of the younger Rebel.

ROB MARTINEZ: Rookie mistake here by the Rebel Brothers and the C.A.B.S. are taking advantage.

Wylde releases the hold as Jimmy Johnson returns his attention back to the match. Wylde distracts Johnson by arguing that he wasn’t joking the Rebel, which
allows Rosie Cheeks to slap Robbie as he dangles between the ropes. Wylde follows up the insult by adding injury, running off the ropes and jumping onto
the back and shoulders of Robert Rebel. Wylde tags in Ace Adams. The C.A.B.S. Irish whip Robbie off the ropes, Wylde drops down, Robbie hops over and runs
face first into dropkick from Adams. Adams follows up locking in a rear chin lock and pressing a knee right into the back of Robbie Rebel. Adams keeps
the hold on tight, as the fans try to rally the Rebel. Robbie fights his way back to a knee, then to a vertical base. One elbow, two elbows, three elbows
to the gut of Ace Adams! Robbie moves for the tag… but Adams grabs him by the ears and yanks Robbie down to the canvas! The crowd boos as Adams locks
in a camel clutch, making a show of yelling at Ryan Rebel while leaning back on the hold. Robbie Rebel starts going purple in the face as Jimmy Johnson
checks his arm…

One…

Two…

But Robbie Rebel is still with us and keeps the arm from dropping a third time. The crowd begins cheering to get the Rebel Brother back to his fight, but
Steve Wylde stops the comeback with a kick right to Robbie’s unprotected face! Jimmy Johnson sends Wylde back to his corner and restrains Ryan Rebel from
getting involved, drawing more boos from the crowd.

ROB MARTINEZ: Love ‘em or hate ‘em, C.A.B.S. are masters of tag team wrestling. They’ve got this match firmly in their control now, and have isolated the
younger Rebel brother, Robbie.

Adams tags in Wylde, dragging Robbie with him over to the corner. Wylde lifts the limp Robert Rebel and power bombs him back to the mat. Wylde follows with
a cover…

One…

Two…

Robert Rebel kicks out at two. Wylde stomps the downed opponent in the chest before limping him to his feet and Irish whipping him into the turnbuckle.
Wylde follows up with a running splash into the corner. Wylde follows with a belly-to-belly overhead suplex that launches Robbie Rebel across the ring.
Wylde tags Adams back into the action. The two C.A.B.S. Members lift Robbie up by the arms and Irish whip him off the ropes. Ace and Steven go for a double
shoulder block, but Robbie rolls underneath, somersaults through and tags in Ryan Rebel! Ryan vaults up to the top rope and its a double dropkick, catching
both men in the chest with a boot!

ROB MARTINEZ: Don’t count the Rebels out yet, as somehow Robbie has managed to tag Ryan back into this match.

Wylde is first back to his feet, but Ryan follows up with clothesline. Adams charges the elder Rebel, but Ryan catches him with an exploder suplex! Wylde
makes his way back to his feet… Shining Wizard!

ROB MARTINEZ: Ryan Rebel is a house-of-fire! Ryan goes for the cover on Wylde…

But Wylde is not the legal man. Before Jimmy Johnson can inform Ryan of his mistake, Ace Adams drives a boot into the back of Ryan’s head. Here comes Robbie…
LARIAT!! Robbie dumps Ace Adams to the outside with a huge running lariat! The Rebel Brothers focus on Wylde, lifting the big man back to his feet. Robbie
hits the ropes, Ryan hits a leg sweep as Robbie catches Wylde with a running knee combination! Robbie hops right back and tosses himself over the top rope
onto Ace Adams on the outside! Ryan lifts Wylde back to his feet, and with a huge show of strength manages to lift the bigger man up into position for
the Jefferson Davis Driver! But Wylde counters by grabbing the ropes… but Ryan Rebel is undeterred and sends Wylde over the top rope off the apron to
the outside! Robbie Rebel rolls back into the ring. The Rebel Brothers hit the ropes… stereo suicide dives! The crowd goes nuts as The Rebel Brothers
crash down into C.A.B.S. and into the guardrails with an incredible crash! All four men are down on the outside, and Jimmy Johnson is forced to start the
count…

One…

Two…

Three…

ROB MARTINEZ: What an incredible match! Since we’re under Censorship Rules, referee Jimmy Johnson is forced to start the ten count. PLEASE don’t let this
end in a double count out!

Four…

Five..

All four men stagger to their feet. Robbie whips Wylde into the barricade, and Adams does the same with Ryan Rebel. Robbie and Adams lock eyes…

Six…

Adams makes a mad dash for the ring, but Robbie pulls him back to the outside and slams him back-first into the barricade.

Seven..

Robbie whips Adams toward Wylde who catches his running partner before he hits the barricade… but Robbie follows up with a running clothesline that sends
all three men over the guard rail and into the crowd!

Eight…

That leaves only Ryan Rebel anywhere near the ring. Ryan staggers from the barricade to the apron, grabbing a hold of the bottom rope… but Rosie Cheeks
has him by the ankle! Ace Adams hurls himself over the barricade back toward the ring.

Nine..

Ryan Rebel lets out a yell as he uses all his arm strength to hoist himself up onto the apron with Rosie Cheeks still latched onto his foot. Ace Adams crawls
his way to the stairs… The race is on… Ryan Rebel rolls under the ropes, into the ring with Rosie Cheeks still grabbing his leg… Adams scrambles
up the stairs…

TEN!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: ADAMS DIDN’T MAKE IT! ADAMS DIDN’T MAKE IT!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match by countout… THE REBEL BROTHERS!

Who would’ve ever thought a REBEL crowd would be happy to see a match end in a count out? But the crowd erupts in cheers as Ryan Rebel lies victoriously
in the ring and as Ace Adams throws a temper tantrum and screams at the referee. Robbie Rebel makes his way back over the barricade and into the ring to
celebrate with his brother, as the debuting Rebel Brothers pick up a win in their first REBEL match.

ROB MARTINEZ: And the rookie Rebels pick up a big win here in their first match ever with Rebel Pro. The tag team division is just getting hotter and hotter
as the Rebel Brothers join the ranks of teams vying for the vacant Tag Team titles.

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JENNY JERSEY: This match will be an Ultimate Jeopardy match. The rules are simple. If Kyle and Manny X win the match: Kyle gets to choose the match stipulations
for his title match the following week. Manny X will be able to give Al’s manager, Sebastien Martyr ten lashes with a Singapore cane! Martyr will be handcuffed
and shirtless. Now, if Murcielago and Al win, Murcielago gets to choose a special guest referee for his World Title match. Al will get the chance to wave
goodbye to Manny X forever, because Manny X will be FIRED!

ROB MARTINEZ: This is a must win match for all four men.

JENNY JERSEY: Starting, he’s Six foot Three. At a weight Two-Hundred-Fifty-Seven pounds. He’s from Mose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Your World Heavyweight Champion!
“I Am The Man” begins to rock through the arena. The crowd begins to get fired up, they know what’s next.

Kyle Roberts explodes through the curtains with his strap around his waist and gets blasted in the face with standing ovations.

JENNY JERSEY: KYYYYLE ROOOOOOOOOBERRRRRRRRTS!

Kyle walks down the ramp, with an award winning smile on, shaking hands with the crowd. The people love him and he loves him back. He rolls into the ring
and stands on the second rope, he unbuckles his belt and raises it over his head. The crowd cheer harder. He drops from the second rope and moves over
to the ref, he hands the belt and waits.

JENNY JERSEY: Now, his partner. At a weight of Two-Hundred-Thirty-Two pounds. A height of Six feet. From Los Angeles, California. MAAAAAAANYYYY X!

Jambi by Tool starts to blare out from the speakers and the crowd screams back even louder. The love this kid, they really do. Manny now finally bursts
from the curtains. Manny X walks down the ramps, he points to the crowd for energy and energy he receives. He pounds his chest and looks into the ring,
he’s ready to go. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Al B Damned knocks the crap out of Manny X with a shovel. Sebastien walks from out the curtains, smiling and clapping,
clearly impressed. They begin to rain stomps on Manny’s chest. Murcielago comes right out of the curtains with Enzo, no entrance or nothing, he rushes
past them and makes way towards the ring. Kyle Roberts stands on the ring apron, what’s he going for? A Double Ax Handle it seems, unfortunately, he doesn’t
get to land it, he gets SWEPT off by a large and heavy Spear thanks to Murcielago.

ROB MARTINEZ: That spear may of broken Kyle in half.

The bells sounds. Murcielago continues to dominate Kyle Robers. Over at Manny, he’s still getting stomped out. Celtic Assassins enter the scene, they make
short work of Al and Martyr, a couple clotheslines and a couple boots to the mid sections. They help Manny get to his feet. Bobby stays and begins to brawl
out of the arena with Martyr. Al Thoes and Manny begin to take turns punching Al B. down the ramp and towards the ring. The three men finally make it over
to the ringside, Al Thoes first act is to take Enzo out of the match. He does so, he tosses the man into the crowd, they duke it out. Manny locks in a
Half Nelson Suplex onto Al B Damned, laying him out. He moves over to Kyle Roberts and helps out his tag team partner. Manny pulls out a pizza cutter from
his boot, he stalks up on Murcielago, he taps the man’s shoulder and lashes out on him with the Pizza Cutter. He opens a gash in Manhattan native. Kyle
Roberts and Manny bring Murc to his feet, just to drop him back down to his head, Double DDT fashion. Manny moves back to Al, he tries to bring him to
his feet, and gets a thumb to the eye. Al goes under the ring and fetches a trash can lid, he crushes on Manny’s head. He rolls Manny into the ring and
slides in after him. The ref rings the bell. Al takes that dented and begins to dent it some more on Manny’s head. He now drops the lid and places it on
Manny’s face, Al backs up, STOMPS THAT SHIT!

THE CROWD: HOLY SHIT!

Manny pushes the lid off of his face and roles out of the ring, face in hand. Just then, Kyle Roberts enters the ring with a “Proceed with Caution” sign,
he dismantles Al’s head with it. Kyle drops the sign and dives onto the outside right onto Murcielago. He catches Kyle and does a Fall Away Slam. Murc
enters the ring, he shakes Al and tells him to get up. They go outside to fetch Manny X. Manny isn’t there, they look under the ring, he isn’t there. Manny
comes from the other side of the ring, rushing towards them and lands a Baseball Slide. Murc and Al fall to the ground like bowling pins. Manny looks at
the crowd and shrugs, he dives onto the men. The crowd loves this. Kyle Roberts enters the scene with a chair in hand, he places the chair onto the floor.
Murcielago makes his way to his feet and receives a boot to the gut by Kyle, who then places him in The Moose Jaw Driver. Kyle drops the man head first
onto the chair. The crowd goes wild. Al and Manny are on their feet and so is Kyle. Manny and Al begin to exchange punches. Al starts to win this battle,
not for long though, Kyle levels the man with a mean chair shot to the back of the head. Manny and Kyle exchange a pound. Manny brings out a second Pizza
cutter from his other boot and goes to work on Al’s head, slicing and dicing the forehead skin. Meanwhile over at Kyle, he’s about to bring the chair down
to Murc. Murc sticks his foot out in the last second and causes the chair to return to it’s sender. He wipes the blood from his face and spits on Kyle,
before moving over to Manny. Manny is just having a field day on Al’s forehead. Murc, ruins Manny’s fun, he boots Manny’s head. He goes under the ring
and brings out a table. In seconds the table is set up. Murc sends Manny for ride, a German Suplex right through the table. Murc picks up Manny and slides
him to the ring. Murc covers Manny.

ONE

TWO

LIONSUALT BREAKS THE PINFALL!

ROB MARTINEZ: That was close!

Al enters the ring with a barbed wire two by four. He swings at Kyle, misses. He swings again, misses. A third swing, Murcielago even had to duck!. Kyle
continues his evasion of the sharp object. Murcielago brings Manny to his feet, Manny grabs hold of his head and drops down for a Jawbreaker. Murc stumbles
around for a bit, Manny locks him in and hits him with a Hurricanerana. Kyle has backed up into a corner, he’s out of room to run. Al is taking his time,
smiling down, he knows what’s next. Kyle knows what’s next. The crowd knows what’s next.

ROB MARTINEZ: I know what’s next.

Al takes his over head swing, Kyle crouches down out of desperation. Al hits the turnbuckle, the two by four is stuck to the turnbuckle pads. Kyle grabs
hold of Al’s legs and drops Al face first into the barbed wire!

ROB MARTINEZ: Ouch.

Manny leaves the ring and fetches the same chair what Murcielago landed head first on, he then enters the ring with it. Murcielago is being stomped on by
Kyle. Manny motions for Kyle to drag Murc closer to the ropes. Kyle does so, Manny places the chair on Murc’s chest. Manny moves to the apron, he Springboards
to the top rope and lands a Double Foot Stomp onto Murc.Al’s finally getting his face out of the wires, returns to the match, bleeding more than ever.The
blood blinds his vision, he begins to swing his fists franticly, in hopes of hitting something. Manny and Kyle begin to toy with the blind man. They place
him in a push circle, shoving him left and right. It angers Al even more. Manny motions for Kyle to hold the fort, Manny leaves the ring. He digs under
the ring and enters the ring with two chairs. He passes one to Kyle. Manny moves behind Al, he taps his shoulders. Al turns around, quickly, he swings
in the direction, Manny sticks the chair in front of his face. Al crushes his right hand onto the chair. Kyle plays along, he taps Al’s shoulder, Al turns
and swings his left onto another chair. He cruses, Manny and Kyle hit him with a Conchairto. The two standing men move over to where Murcielago original
was. He isn’t there. He’s behind them, he holds two Fluorescent Light Tubes. He clears his throat. Manny turns around and gets a tube busted on his head.
Manny covered in white dust and his own blood. Kyle takes a chair swing to Murc, Murc ducks under it and breaks the other tube on his head. He leaves Kyle
just like Manny X; covered in blood and dust.

Murc exits from the ring and moves towards the time keeper. He swipes the World Heavyweight strap. He places it around his waist and enters the ring and
points to the belt on his waist. The crowd begins to shower boos onto Murc, he doesn’t care at all.

ROB MARTINEZ: What an asshole!

Kyle Roberts resurrects himself from the ground and lowblows the imposter, then a school boy. He doesn’t pin him, he locks him into a Bear-Tamer. The crowd
roars, happy to see Murcielago riving in pain. Murc may tap, he’s close. Can he hold out? Can he? He’s about to…The arms are up….And Kyle is down.
Al B. knocks Kyle out with a mean chair shot to the head. He stands tall, looking over Kyle’s lifeless body. Murc doesn’t move, because he can’t move.
Al drops the chair, and dusts off his hand. Just then, Manny comes through with a School Boy.

ONE

TWO

THREKICK OUT!

Al gets up quickly. and then receives a DDT on a chair. Manny covers Al, just as Murcielago somehow gets an arm over Kyle.

The count is coming down for both men.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Who the hell won?

Just before anything can be announced Rick Garrett comes out.

RICK GARRETT: This is a weird situation as no man was ever really legal. I say we have two winners and two losers. Murcielago… you get to pick the referee
for your match next week.

The crowd boos…

RICK GARRETT: And Manny X… well you get to give Sebastien Martyr ten lashes with the Singapore Cane! Get out here Martyr!

The crowd cheers that, but no sign of Martyr. Al is dazed still.

RICK GARRETT: I ain’t got time for stalling. He has ten seconds to show himself, or Al B. Damned will be suspended!

TEN… NINE…EIGHT…SEVEN…SIX….FIVE…FOUR…

THREE

TWO

ONE

NO ONE!

RICK GARRETT: That settles it. This will be the last time you see Al B. Damned or Sebastien Martyr in REBEL for… as long as I want! Say goodbye fans!
The crowd cheers as Al looks like he is about to cry. Medical officials again out to tend to all four men.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a circus freak ending to that match, but the real story is who will Murcielago select next week for his ref?

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Overture of 1812, an unusual choice for a wrestling intro, blasts throughout the arena as the first wrestler in the three way steps onto the entrance ramp.
JENNY JERSEY: Weighing in this morning at two hundred fifty three pounds, coming to us from Seattle, Tim E. Milner!

ROB MARTINEZ: Looks like this bad boy has got the fans going! Booing this newcomer already!

Milner makes his way to the ring, attempting to give an intro when the music changes and the lights dim and center on the entrance ramp, as “Click Click
Boom” announces the entrance of another newcomer, David Williams.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing next, from London, England, weighing in at two hundred thirty nine pounds, David Williams!

Not much is known about him, but it seems the REBEL fans are split between whether to like or hate this guy. He takes his time touring the ring, watching
as Milner possesses it, and waits outside, as we await El Rey’s intro as the lights go dim.

Which is announced by “Baila Cassanova”, and a huge riot is heard in the building as the fans go wild for El Rey de Corizones! Before Jenny Jersey even
has a chance to get his intro started, the crazed Mexican dives into the ring, allowing Williams a chance to get in there, too. Jenny is spooked and exits
the ring.

The lights come back on, and each of the men have picked a corner. The referee lays down the rules, saying this will be an elimination match via pinfall
or submission. The bell rings, and off we go!

El Rey, crouching, makes his way to the center of the ring, feeling out his opponents, and Milner and Williams looks at each other, a nod, and dive at El
Rey. A spinning heel kick on Milner by El Rey, as he rolls over his body, kipping straight back up, narrowly missing a huge clothesline from Williams.
He bends back into a crab, flipping his legs over himself and landing a back elbow on the newly recovered Milner, who quickly crawls his way to a corner
as Williams does the same.

ROB MARTINEZ: Wow! El Rey is on fire in this match!

Milner goes in close, outstretching a hand, and El Rey goes in to meet it, and gets a cheeky kick in the gut, disabling him. Milner executes an arm twist,
holding El Rey’s arm behind Rey’s back, and stamping to add pressure. El Rey rolls, flips and tries to reverse the move, but gets a clothesline as soon
as he stands up from Williams. Milner gives him a nod, and they both lock Rey into a face lock, leading to a double snap suplex. El Rey writhes in pain
as Williams goes down to grab him, and Milner hooks a waist lock from behind, flipping Williams over with a release German suplex, and proceeds to stamp
a hole into him.

Moving back to El Rey, he brings him to standing and spins him round, locking his arms in position, and hits the standing rear naked choke on El Rey! The
referee checks to make sure its legal as Milner screams at him that it is, and locks the hold in harder, dropping to the ground and wrapping his legs round
Rey’s body. El Rey screams out in pain, until Williams gets back to his feet and drops two fists onto Milner, breaking the hold.

Milner quickly rolls back up to standing, squaring off against Williams as El Rey rolls out the way. They lock into a grapple hold, Milner driving Williams
into a corner, and rolling along the ropes as they struggle back and forth until Williams drives Milner into the next corner, breaking the hold, stepping
back and hitting one of the loudest chops you’ll ever hear on the chest of Milner. He screams out as the fans chant “ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!”. Williams
soaks it up, and slams another right into the chest of Milner. Grabbing his hand and arm, he pushes into Milner, and flings back, executing an Irish whip
into the other corner, charging right after Milner with a hard clothesline which slumps Milner into a seating position in the corner. He executes another
Irish whip back into the opposite corner, signaling for a spear! He charges as Milner slams hard into the opposite corner, diving from mid-ring, shoulder
first, as Milner steps between the second rope to the side of the mat, letting Williams’ shoulder slap into the turnbuckle post, disabling him for a moment,
as El Rey springboards from the adjacent ring ropes and lands a beautiful springboard dropkick into the chin of Milner, causing him to fly off the side
of the ring, back first into the railings. This sends the fans crazy.

Williams turns around in time to see El Rey climbing the turnbuckle, aiming for Williams. He dives off, looking to hit a driving fist, but Williams dives
forward, hitting a flying spear on El Rey! Sending him straight to the ground. Williams gets back up, as El Rey gets into a seating position. Williams
watches El Rey, almost completely out of it, and whips himself off the ring ropes, smashing his knee into the face of El Rey, absolutely totaling him.
A quick drop to a cover hooking the inside leg. The ref counts it…

ONE…

TWO…

THREE…

Or is it? El Rey has his boot on the bottom rope, and the referee stands up and calls it a no-count, rope break. Williams curses and argues, then goes back
to work on El Rey. He puts him into a front face lock, about to hit a DDT, but El Rey spins out of it, hitting an arm twist on Williams, sending him flying
onto his back, and El Rey hits a standing senton, rolling over Williams into an arm bar. Williams tries to push El Rey off, but its locked in tight, and
El Rey applies to pressure, bending right back, as Milner attempts to climb onto the ring apron, and up the turnbuckle. He steadies himself, and catapults
off with a leg drop, as El Rey rolls backward, with Williams getting the worst of it, and El Rey quickly landing a dropkick to the sitting Milner, knocking
him back first, partially laying on Williams. El Rey watches the scene, and turns to the fans, with his finger pointing to the air. He runs toward the
ropes, jumping straight up to the top rope, and hits an amazingly high lionsault on both men, sending them sprawled across the ring. El Rey looks hurt
too, all three men struggling to get to their feet.

El Rey is first, however, followed quickly by Milner, and Williams struggles in the corner. El Rey grapples with him, Williams locking in an arm hold, but
El Rey reverses it and hits a knee, and hooks both Milner’s arms, planting a Tango Pasado del Amor!

ROB MARTINEZ: That’s El Rey’s finishing move! Looks like Milner is out for the count!

El Rey dives on top of Milner!

ONE…

TWO…

THRE-

Williams grabs El Rey, and turns him round for the Revolutionizer! But no, El Rey pushes him away off the ropes, and Williams comes charging back as El
Rey leap frog’s over him, this time hopping the ground as Williams steps over him, and sets Williams up for the running hurricanrana this time, but Williams
simply stops moving, letting El Rey land badly on the back of his neck and he grabs nothing but air.

Williams drags him up, and hits a vertical suplex, holding El Rey in the air. He holds him for a good few seconds, positioning El Rey near the turnbuckle,
and falls backward, letting El Rey’s back smash right into the corner as he hands, and the camera gets a great shot of El Rey’s neck. He landed badly,
but Williams is right back on the offensive, hitting a corner to corner dropkick on El Rey’s face, snapping his neck back even farther.

ROB MARTINEZ: Williams is totally dominating right now! El Rey is slumped upside down in the corner, he isn’t even moving… and Milner is being positioned
for the Revolutionizer!

Which Williams hits perfectly, rolling Milner onto his back and getting a cover.

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

JENNY JERSEY: And first to be eliminated is TIM E. MILNER!

The man who gets the next pin fall or submission will be the winner of the match! And Williams is right back on the offensive, wanting to end the match
quickly. He drags El Rey out the corner, and gets a suplex logged in, hooking the leg to perform a fisherman’s suplex, but barely getting a two. The chants
and clapping start as the fans cheer for El Rey, with a handful screaming for Williams. The odds are definitely in Williams favor at the moment, though.
Both men stare and circle each other, El Rey checking up on his neck a few times, rubbing it to make sure everything’s OK, and you can see the referee asking
him the same thing. Finally they charge in for a grapple, and Williams manages to duck El Rey’s arms and locks in a reverse waist lock, but El Rey spins
round and gets his own waist lock in, trying to hit a German suplex, but Williams blocks it with his leg. Williams then gets back round El Rey, and shows
him how its done. He hits a German, but El Rey manages to flip and land on his feet, waiting for Williams to turn around and attempting a kick. Williams
catches El Rey’s foot though, and spins him round, El Rey attempting to use the momentum to hit a hard clothesline, but the time allows Williams to duck
and be ready with a forearm to El Rey, knocking him back some. El Rey hits his own forearm, with Williams returning. Then El Rey, Williams, El Rey, Williams,
and Williams again, knocking him into the ropes and flinging him off them, charging after him. El Rey springboards backward off the ropes, hitting a reverse
elbow to Williams, who rolls back from the impact but is straight back on his feet, followed by El Rey, and they charge in for another grapple.

Williams gets an arm lock, but El Rey rolls and flips over, reversing it and hitting a drop toe hold, running off the ropes and hitting a dropkick to the
lifted up face of Williams, sending him straight back down, as El Rey runs off the other ropes, grabbing the ankle of Williams as he flips over, pulling
the leg of Williams over him as he does so, extending the leg and causing Williams to scream in pain. El Rey watches as he allows Williams, slightly limping,
back up to his feet.

Williams is looking pissed, and charges at El Rey, who hits another drop toe hold, and runs for another lionsault, but Williams gets his knees up, El Rey
landing hard on his gut. Williams locks El Rey’s head between his legs, and hops into a sitting position, hitting a hard piledriver onto El Rey, who’s
holding his neck in pain. Williams goes straight back to work on it, locking in an STF and pulling right back on the neck, then rolling over and locking
in a cross face, pulling back on the heard of El Rey. He has his hand over the mat, wavering as if to tap out to the hold. Williams has him in the center
of the ring, but El Rey seems to bite into Williams’ hand, rolling back up and hitting a hard spinning kick into Williams. Williams gets back up to a load
of forearms, and El Rey signals for something as he whips Williams off the ropes, who looks slightly dazed.. and out of nowhere comes the Horquilla del
Corazón!

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

THREE!!!

And out of nothing El Rey grabs the win with his cheeky La Majistral Cradle! Williams sits up with no idea of what’s happening, and the fans give a standing
ovation for the wrestlers!

JENNY JERSEY: Your winner… EL REY de CORIZONES!!!

ROB MARTINEZ: Great match from all three, but El Rey got the was the better man tonight.

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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and it is the finals of the Best of the Best Tournament! The winners of this
match will become the NEW REBEL PRO WORLD Tag team champions!

“Superfly” hits the speakers, which can only mean one thing…

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, making their way to the ring area, at a combined weight of four hundred and ninety eight pounds: The team of The Assman
Mike Trey and Dr. Tittylover – TNA!!!

A huge pop for TNA as they climb into the ring for the biggest match either man has had so far in REBEL. But there is an equal amount of affection for their
opponents…

WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO, WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT! WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, ANYMORE!!!

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents, accompanied by Ian Smith. They weigh in at a combined weight of five hundred and seven pounds. They are Mr. Berzerker,
and Warren, the Circle K Nordic Connection!

And here they come to ringside… looking like they just stepped out of an early Motley Crue video. The hair… the clothes… the horror… Ian Smith does
not look amused, but he’s one step away from the REBEL Tag titles, so he’ll put up with a bit. Referee Dale McDonald is handling this match. He makes sure
both teams are aware of what’s a stake, then calls for the bell! Warren starts off with Assman, as the two men lock up. Assman with the headlock, Warren
pushes out of it. Assman hits the ropes, and rebounds back, shoulder blocking Warren to the mat. Assman hits the ropes again, Warren leapfrogs him, and
catches Assman from behind with a dropkick, sending him through the ropes to the floor. Warren slides out of the ring, Assman slides back in. Warren slides
in, Assman goes out. This goes on for about a minute, until Assman wises up, and catches Warren coming back into the ring with an elbow drop. He goes for
a cover, but Warren kicks out at one. He springs back to his feet, nails a boot to the gut, and catches Assman with a jawbreaker! Mike Trey goes down,
Warren covers, but only gets a one count. Assman springs up to his feet! Warren is ready for him, locking on a headlock. Assman pushes out, Warren hits
the ropes, Assman hits the opposite ropes, and the two men criss cross, Warren not noticing that Dr. Tittylover making a blind tag. Warren runs right into
Bootzilla! The slackers head is nearly taken off, and the crowd is on their feet! Dr. Tittylover takes a second to acknowledge the crowd, but doesn’t notice
that Warren was knocked toward his own corner. And is able to tag in his partner. Tittylover turns around to see the near seven foot monster looking down
on him.

ROB MARTINEZ: I think he was expecting Warren, not him!

Dr. Tittylover, to his credit, does not back down. Mr. Berzerker doesn’t back away from anything. They meet center ring and exchange forearm shots, neither
man moving. Berzerker whips Tittylover to the ropes, and tries to catch him with a clothesline. Tittylover ducks, hits the opposite ropes, and goes for
another big boot. Berzerker moves to the left, and catches Tittylover in a back suplex! Tittylover gets loose and lands on his feet! He grabs Berzerker
for a German suplex… Berzerker with an elbow to the side of Tittylover’s head! Berzerker now going for a double handed choke! Tittylover with a boot
to the gut, forcing the break! Tittylover goes for BLACK POWER! Berzerker is too heavy! Tittylover drops the big Finn, and gets a stiff head butt! While
he staggers, Berzerker NAILS an Overhand hammer punch, and the good doctor is down! Berzerker drops an elbow and goes for the pin! One… two… KICK OUT!
Berzerker tries to keep up the advantage, scooping Dr. Tittylover up… SMALL PACKAGE! One… Two… Dr. Tittylover only gets two, and as he gets up, is
given a stiff kick to the side of the head! Berzerker whips Dr. Tittylover to the corner and tags in Warren! Warren goes to the top rope as Berzerker choke
bombs Dr. Tittylover! Warren with a senton! And a cover! One.. two… DR. TITTYLOVER WITH A KICK OUT! Ian Smith is not happy about that one, and he lets
the referee know how he feels. Warren tells the manager to chill out, and the fans helpfully shout “weasel” at Smith. This makes him angrier, but at least
he’s leaving the ref alone.

ROB MARTINEZ: Ian Smith looks like he just wants this match to end. He hates Warren, but would love to manage a champion!

Warren tries to slow the match down a bit by slapping an arm bar on Dr. Tittylover. However, the arm hasn’t really been worn down, and Warren is not really
strong enough to keep the larger opponent at bay. Dr. Tittylover gets to his feet and lifts up Warren for a back breaker… Berzerker in with a big boot,
knocking Tittylover down, with Warren on top for the cover! One… two… Assman in to break it up! The two teams glare at each other… Berzerker clotheslines
Assman over the top rope to the outside! Dr. Tittylover tries to help, but gets drop kicked by Warren into the ropes, and Berzerker knocks him out of the
ring with a HUGE shoulder tackle. Both of TNA are on the floor now. They try to get back to their feet as quickly as possible.. they look up just in time
to see Warren on the top rope…

SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE! All three men are down! The crowd is not sure who to cheer for, but they like what they just saw! Berzerker to the outside,
he tosses Warren back into the ring, then Dr. Tittylover. He glares at Assman, and looks ready to lay into him, but referee McDonald is there to break
it up. Warren goes back to the top rope, and dives off to hit Dr. Tittylover with a missile dropkick! He covers! One… two… Dr. Tittylover kicks out!
If Warren is frustrated, you couldn’t tell by the look on his face. He goes back to the top, this time going for a cross body block… Dr. Tittylover ducks,
and Warren crashes to the mat! Tittylover drags Warren up, and hits him with BLACK POWER! Warren planted in the mat, and Tittylover with a cover! One…
two… Warren gets a foot on the ropes. Tittylover whips Warren to the corner and tags in Assman. While Warren is held in place by Tittylover, Assman comes
crashing in with a butt butt! Tittylover follows up with a choke slam! BOTTOMS UP! Assman covers! One! … Two… Warren with a foot on the ropes again!
Assman drags Warren up, then hits him with a Russian Leg sweep! Warren is flat on his back. Dr. Tittylover is tagged back in, and he drops an elbow from
the second rope! He tags Assman back in, and holds Warren in place as Assman comes off the top rope with the ASS BOMB! A cover! One… two… Berzerker
in to break up the pin! Dr. Tittylover is in as well.

ROB MARTINEZ: These two teams have tried to show as much sportsmanship as possible, but with so much at stake, there’s bound to be tension.

Indeed. Dr. Tittylover and Berzerker start to throw some punches, and Dale McDonald tries to break things up. Ian Smith is shouting instructions that Berzerker
does not seem to hear. Finally the two men go back to their corners, leaving Assman and Warren to fight it out. Warren looks groggy as he gets to his feet…
Assman with a spinning bulldog! Warren goes down, and Assman goes for a cover! One… two… Warren gets a shoulder up at the last second! Assman wonders
what it’s going to take to win here as he drags Warren up for a suplex. Warren gets loose and floats over, and rolls up Assman! McDonald makes the count!
One… two… Assman is up! He lunges at Warren, who ducks behind and gets a school boy pin! One… two… Assman kicks out again! Warren goes for crucifix
pin! … Only to have it reversed into a Samoan drop! Warren’s little burst of adrenaline is done, and Assman looks to finish things off with a snap mare
driver! Warren driven into the mat, and Assman covers! But there’s no ref, as McDonald deals with Ian Smith, who is complaining about …. something. McDonald
finally sees the pinning situation, and races over, but only gets to two before Warren kicks out.

ROB MARTINEZ: Now come on! I know that Warren would not be happy getting a victory because his manager cheated. I don’t even think Berzerker would like
that.

Indeed, Berzerker looks confused, but he is more focused on his partner. Assman tags Dr. Tittylover back in. Dr. Tittylover to the top rope, and comes off
with a flying shoulder tackle on the prone Warren. PIMPS AHOY! Warren crashes to the mat, ands rolls back, just inches away from a tag to Berzerker! He
has his hand out, but is pulled back before he can make the much needed tag! Dr. Tittylover with a cover! One… two… SOMEHOW WARREN KICKS OUT! A look
of disbelief on both of TNA’s faces. Dr. Tittylover tags Assman back in, and holds Warren up for a clothesline. Assman charges, and Warren slips out at
the last second! Tittylover is down, and Warren is making the slow crawl to the corner to tag in his partner! But Assman cuts him off, and hauls up Warren
for a power bomb!

WARREN REVERSES WITH A HURRICANRANA! All three men are down, Berzerker stretches his arm out for the tag! Warren crawls.. slowly… Assman is back up..
he grabs Warren’s boot, tries to pull back… Warren with a boot to the jaw! Assman lets go, and Warren dives forward and

TAGS!!

Berzerker in the ring and he’s ready to let out all his frustrations! Assman is nearly knocked out of his boots by a clothesline! Dr. Tittylover is back
up, but gets sent back down with a Polish (Finnish??) Hammer! Assman comes off the ropes with a Lou Thesz press… Berzerker catches him with a bear hug!
Assman is flailed about as Berzerker cinches in with the hold! Dr. Tittylover is back up and breaks up the bear hug, only to get another head butt! Berzerker
with the Valhalla vice on the stunned Doctor! Assman jumps on Berzerker’s back with a sleeper hold! And Warren is back in , and he drags Assman off his
partner! The two smaller men trade shots, Assman looking for a neck breaker, but Warren escapes and hits a face buster! McDonald gets Warren out of the
ring, as Smith tries to tell Berzerker he has the submission hold on the wrong man. Warren races back to his corner, and slaps the back of Mr. Berzerker,
making himself the legal man. He tackles Assman, managing to hit a DDT! He covers! One.. two… Assman kicks out! Berzerker and Tittylover are still tangled
on the ropes! Warren goes for the Microwave Burrito Buster! Assman grabs the top rope, and Warren drops to the mat. He goes on the offensive, whipping
Warren into the ropes! Warren holds on, stopping his momentum! Assman charges, and Warren back body drops him over the top rope! But Assman lands on the
apron! Meanwhile, Berzerker and Tittylover are still grappling with each other! McDonald trying to physically get between the two men! Warren tries to
knock Assman to the floor with a forearm shot! Assman responds with a European Uppercut! Warren stumbles back, allowing Assman to climb back in the ring.
Assman looks like he’s about to hit Assassination… Warren reverses by grabbing the top rope! Assman crashes to his knees, and Warren dropkicks the prone
man right in the face! A cover! Ref is still busy with Berzerker and Tittylover! Warren drags Assman up and whips him to the ropes… Ian Smith is on the
ring apron, he has his shoe off and looks ready to clobber Assman with it… Assman with a reversal! Warren crashes into Ian Smith! A look of anger and
confusion on Warren’s face as he tries to figure out what Smith was thinking, but that doesn’t last as he’s hit with

ASS CRACKER!!!

Warren has all the air driven out of him, and Assman covers! McDonald finally has Tittylover and Berzerker separated, and makes the count!

ONE!!

Berzerker races over to break it up!

TWO!!!

Tittylover intercepts with a big boot! Both men crash to the floor!

THREE!!!!

JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners, and NEW REBEL PRO World Tag Team Champions: TNA!!!

A huge pop for both teams, but TNA is handed the belts. Assman goes to the corner to salute the fans.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a match! The fans loved both teams, but there could only be one winner! Too bad Ian Smith had to cost his team the win, as it could have
gone either way!

Dr. Tittylover looks to be in tears as he has the title belt on one arm, and the other wrapped around his daughter, who has been watching from the front
row. Assman joins his partner on the outside to celebrate the moment. Nothing is going to ruin this night. … For TNA at least. Inside the ring?

Ian Smith is berating Warren. The slacker is barely able to turn over before the manager is in his face, dressing him down for losing the match.

ROB MARTINEZ: Come on! It’s Smith’s own fault the match ended the way it did!

Smith fails to see it that way. He slaps Warren in the face, drawing boos from the fans. Warren tries to keep his cool, but then gets slapped again. Berzerker
is confused, not sure who to help. Warren gets slapped one more time. Warren shrugs his shoulders, and says, “it’s cool”. he starts to walk out of the
ring, and gets slapped in the back of the head. Warren turns around quickly and boots Smith in the gut! A huge cheer as Warren sets up for the Microwave
Burrito Bust-

BERZERKER BREAKS IT UP!

ROB MARTINEZ: What the hell!

Berzerker may be confused, but he doesn’t want Smith hurt. Warren doesn’t have time to be surprised, as Berzerker lifts him up and..

ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD!

WARREN GORILLA PRESSED TO THE CROWD! And he’s not caught by the fans this time.

TNA is your new tag champions.

But the last thing you see tonight is Warren under a pile of chairs as officials tend to him. The mood in the arena changed in a matter of seconds….

JENNY JERSEY: Everyone have a good night, and one last announcement. Murcielago has named his ref for next week… FORMER NAPW WORLD CHAMPION… DONOVAN
ASTROS!

What?