Aggression 7-18-2011

*****Mysteries and Mayhem!*****

The camera cuts backstage to where two men stand in shadows. Both men are wearing masks, but one is nearly seven feet tall and the other is about six feet two or three inches with a beer gut protruding out slightly causing his “Rebel Pro” t-shirt.

Shorter Man: “I say its that car right there.”

He points to a car in the front parking space marked “Jeremy Gold”.

Larger Man: “And I say that you are shitting me, what gave it away?”

Shorter Man: “The fact that its parked in his spot you large dumbass.”

Both men laugh at the other before the shorter man pulls out a metal can of lighter fluid.

Shorter Man: “Who got the lighter?”

Larger Man: “I got the lighter.”

Shorter Man(as both walk forward): “Then time to get this bon fire started.”

Larger Man: “What about the other cars?”

The shorter man looks up at him.

Shorter Man: “Have we ever cared before?”

Larger Man(laughing): “Not

really.”

They look at each other as the shorter man sprays the contents of the can on the car.

Both: “Then why start now?”

They laugh together as they create a trail of lighter fluid to the entrance door to the arena.

Shorter Man: “This type of stuff will continue to happen until either Jeremy Gold or Simon returns Hostile.”

Larger Man: “Or give us his whereabouts.”

Shorter Man: “Ain’t that what I said you dumb sumbitch?”

Larger Man: “Not exactly.”

Shorter Man: “Its what I meant. Now light it before someone comes out here.”

The larger man strikes a match, tossing it onto the line of fluid that quickly burns to the car as they duck towards the door.

Both: “To the original Inferno!”

The car wooshes up into flames as both men dive into the arena, pulling off their masks as the door shuts.

BOOM!

*****The Old Switch-A-Roo!*****

We jump backstage with a camera full in the face of the Phoenix. He’s doing his best

to look sombre.

THE PHOENIX: Look, I know we’ve had our differences as of late. I know I had you buried and then ran out of the PWA. I know I’ve used you guys and let you get beaten up and put you down and basically just treated you guys as my goons.

The Phoenix talks right passed the camera to some unknown figure behind it. It’s some very enjoyable camera work indeed.

THE PHOENIX: But, the thing is… you are my goons. That’s your job, and so I need you two to do this match for me tonight, because I just did that stupid fucking electric cage match and I don’t really feel like getting kicked in the face again for these toothless, indy fucktards.

The camera slowly turns around, revealing Might and Magic on the other side.

THE PHOENIX: And I know you’ll do it, because you need the money… I know that because I fired you.

It’s the worst apology ever, but it is what it is, and he walks away. The Dragon and Moke look one another, one sighing and one offering a shrug.

*****Dodo-A-Gogo versus The Phoenix & Mr. Hardcore*****

Lisa starts for her team as the Dragon leaps off for his. The two approach the centre of the ring and start to circle with the Dragon moving in closer. He then drops to a knee and shoots, only to snap back when Lisa whips a kick at his head. The Dragon finds himself on his back and Lisa over the top of him, and just manages to dive out of the way as Lisa leaps up and brings her heel down into the mat. The Dragon then jumps up behind her and grabs a Waistlock, using it to power her to the floor. The Dragon then floats over the top and secures a North-South Choke. Lisa quickly peels off the arm and ends up on top of him, but Dragon is able to power back to his feet. He then pushes Lisa toward the corner, but she clutches her hands around the back of his head and pulls him down into a knee in the chest that causes him to drop. Lisa then bounces off the nearest set of ropes, jumps forward and drives a round kick into his chest to put him down.

Linzi Martin: Lisa fires off a kick and puts the Dragon down.

Lisa quickly leans back and makes the tag to Anna before pulling the Dragon closer to the corner. Anna then leaps up onto the ropes and comes down with a Front Flip Senton across the Dragon’s chest before rolling off. Meanwhile Lisa hits the ropes, leaping up to the second and shooting back with a no hands Lionsault.

Mikey Massacre: Lisa with the Echo Effect, but Anna is in position…

Lisa quickly jumps off the cover as Anna bounces on her feet and then comes down on the Dragon with a Standing Corkscrew Senton, driving the wind out of him and quickly covering for the pin.

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Linzi Martin: And out.

Moke teases a run-in that Lisa calls out, but the Dragon is already out and beginning to make a move for his corner. Anna however catches him with a kick and brings him to his feet against the ropes. She then tags him with a few hits and fires herself across the ring into the ropes, only to be brought down from the outside as the Phoenix sweeps the leg and then backs out of the way. The Dragon is still groggy but he capitalises in a second, throwing himself across the ring and catching her with a Dropkick on the top of the head. He then grabs a leg and pulls her to the corner, where he tags in Moke.

Mikey Massacre: And here comes the big man.

Linzi Martin: Pretty sure he weights more than both his opponents combined.

Lisa has a fit in the corner about the Phoenix that everyone does their best to ignore. Meanwhile Moke steps in over the top of Anna and sits down upon her back. Anna seemingly deflates as Moke flattens the majority of her bones, and then steps back to allow her to crawl toward her corner. He lets her get tantalisingly close before grabbing a leg and pulling her back. He then uses one hand to pull her off the mat and into a Waistlock, before tossing her up into the air and bringing her down across his knee in a huge Backbreaker. Moke then holds her in place and reaches back for the tag.

Mikey Massacre: Looks like some big double team coming up.

Linzi Martin: That reminds me of a funny story from college.

Mikey Massacre: Oh does.. Wait, what?

The Dragon climbs the ropes from the outside, steadies himself on the top and then comes off with an Elbow Drop down across Anna’s chest, bending her in two across Moke’s knee.

Linzi Martin: Dragon on the pin.

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Lisa jumps in…

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… and she catches the Dragon with a Dropkick before slipping out of the ring, just in time to avoid a big fly swatter shot from Moke, but not nearly quick enough to avoid the Phoenix, who catches her on the twist with a Clothesline, turning her inside out.

Linzi Martin: What a dick move. But what can you expect.

The Phoenix celebrates on the floor like a massive fucking prick. Meanwhile the Dragon pulls Anna back to her feet and drops her with a Russian Legsweep and then darts out of the way as Moke comes across the ring with a huge Splash, pancaking her already tiny and shattered bones. The Dragon then settles on the cover again.

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Mikey Massacre: No! Anna pops out of the pin!

Moke steps out onto the apron as the Dragon remains in control, pulling Anna to her knees and then slapping her across the face, which pulls a harsh reaction from the fans. The Dragon leans back and soaks it all in, but the momentary laps in concentration allows Anna to get her wits about her. She then waits for the Dragon to turn around before leaping off the map, catching her legs around his throat and sending him across the ring.

Linzi Martin: Anna out of nowhere kips up and catches him with a beautiful Hurricanrana, but there’s no one to make the tag.

Anna scrambles up, only to be caught in the meaty grasp of Moke Doshkey, who jacks her up for a Chokeslam, only to lose his grip. Anna then lands on his shoulders and drops an elbow on top of his head, but he shakes it off and then pushes her off toward the Dragon, who catches her in mid-air and buries her with a German Suplex.

Mikey Massacre: Huge impact on that German Suplex.

Linzi Martin: He can’t even hold onto her, but he turns over.

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Mikey Massacre: And Anna squeaks out again.

Tiny cartoon birds are flying around Anna’s head but she remains alive. In a fit of annoyance, The Dragon pulls Anna off the floor and then slams her back to the mat. He then turns his attention to the corner. He then steps up to the top and points to the crowd, making sure all eyes are on him before coming off with a Legdrop, that splatters him across the canvas.

Mikey Massacre: Nobody home!

Linzi Martin: And Lisa’s finally back to her corner. This could be the break they needed.

The Dragon recovers as best he can. Meanwhile Anna pulls herself up in the neutral corner and waits for the Dragon to rise, before leaping forward and smashing him with the Butterfly Kick. She then makes the leap to Lisa…

Mikey Massacre: There’s the tag!

Lisa clears the top-rope and steamrolls the Dragon with a Yakuza Kick before he can even get off his knees. Lisa then pulls him up in the ropes and lets go a barrage of strikes before running to the ropes, or at least making an attempt as the Dragon catches her from behind and throws her overhead with a German Suplex. She catches the top-rope though and saves herself from a fall, and then follows up with a Leaping High-Kick over the ropes to send the Dragon away. Meanwhile Moke comes across on the floor and throws out an arm at Lisa’s legs, but she’s able to jump up out of the way and then stun him with a kick in the jaw. She then takes a run toward the corner.

Linzi Martin: High risk, coming up!

Lisa runs up the ropes and onto the top, aiming toward the Dragon. He quickly drops and covers up, but he needn’t bother as Lisa throws herself backwards into a Corkscrew Moonsault that takes out the Phoenix on the floor.

Mikey Massacre: Suicide Dive to the floor and she takes the Phoenix out!

Linzi Martin: Gotta think he had that one coming.

Lisa clambers to her feet as the Phoenix pulls himself up against the announce table. Lisa gets to the apron and calls to Anna, who takes a run toward Lisa who springs up onto the ropes just as Anna flies in between them with a Cannonball Dive, crushing the Phoenix against the announce desk.

Mikey Massacre: Tope Con Hilo from Anna! And the Phoenix is well and truly out of this match!

Meanwhile, Lisa leaps from the ropes and flies toward the Dragon, coiling up her legs and turning into a spin, before kicking out and crushing her heels against his face.

Linzi Martin: The Picture of Perfection from Lisa!

Lisa jumps on the cover.

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Mikey Massacre: And Moke saves this match for his team!

Moke pulls Lisa free and then tries to drop an elbow on her back, but she quickly scampers to the nearest corner. He then chases her down and fires a knee, only for Lisa to roll past and pop up behind him. Lisa then fires a Dropkick into his chest, but it bounces off harmlessly and sends her tumbling overhead. Moke then charges and misses again as Lisa slides through his legs and into her corner, where Anna is waiting for the tag.

Linzi Martin: Anna back legal for her team while the Dragon is still in charge for his.

Anna springs up into a Crossbody Block on Moke that he easily manages to catch. Lisa however grabs her legs and sends them for a swing, allowing Anna to whip around and drop Moke with a DDT. He rolls toward the ropes and Lisa follows up with Baseball slide to take him out of the ring. Meanwhile Anna moves toward the Dragon.

Mikey Massacre: He catches her in a Small Package!

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Linzi Martin: No, she’s out again!

The Dragon tries to hold the advantage by catching her rising for a Northern Lights Suplex, but Anna knees him in the chest and sends him back. She then races up and whips him toward the ropes where Lisa is leaping up, but Moke catches her leg and pulls her back down, face first across the apron. Meanwhile the Dragon hits the ropes safely, fires back and snaps Anna in two with a Lariat.

Mikey Massacre: Lisa is out on the floor, Anna is down and Might and Magic are in full control.

Moke sends Lisa into the barrier, meanwhile the Dragon has Anna up for a Piledriver, and buries her in the centre of the ring.

Linzi Martin: She’s out!

Mikey Massacre: Covers…

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Mikey Massacre: No! She survives again.

The Dragon calls for Moke to get in the ring as he pulls peels Anna off the mat again. He then clobbers her with a few forearms before sending her toward Moke, who drops her with a knee in the gut. The Dragon then points two thumbs to the sky.

Linzi Martin: Dragon signalling for The Arockalypse.
Mikey Massacre: That’ll do it alright.

Moke gets Anna up into a standing Fireman’s Carry and prepares to push up, but she hooks both hands around his arm and begins striking away with knees to the side of his head. Moke is eventually able to shrug it off though, and turns to allow the Dragon to give her a right hand across the side of the head.

Mikey Massacre: This one is all over.

Moke pushes Anna into the air, just as Lisa rushes in and digs both heels into his chest with a Shotgun Dropkick that sends him into the corner. The Dragon tries to salvage the move and catch Anna with the cutter, but the move is thrown off, allowing Anna to get her legs beneath her and land on his shoulders. She then snaps back, drilling him into the mat with an Inverted Hurricanrana.

Linzi Martin: No! Anna knocks Moke loopy with knees and then Lisa sends him flying! And now all of a sudden the Dragon is down and out!

The Dragon pops up to his knees and Lisa instantly jumps on him, dragging him up off the mat into the clinch and smashing him between the eyes with a knee, and then a second, sending him back to his knees. Lisa then rears back and lets rips, smashing him with a Roundhouse Kick and putting him out for the count.

Linzi Martin: Lisa takes out the Dragon with the Killer, but here comes the big man.

The Dragon flops over onto his back as Moke charges toward the pair, throwing a clothesline at Lisa that she manages to roll through, leaving Moke in front of Anna Mathews, who just happens to be waiting for him on the top-rope. Moke turns to dodge but Anna doesn’t give him a chance and leaps off with a double stomp across the back of his shoulders. Moke slowly crumples beneath the blow, but Anna still manages to use him as a launching pad, sending her forward into the 630 down through the Dragon.

Mikey Massacre: Slash and Burn from Anna Mathews! The Dragon is out for the count.

Anna hooks a leg.

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Moke turns around. He’s on his knees.

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Lisa leaps over Anna and launches two knees into Moke’s face.

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Linzi Martin: They’ve done it! Anna and Lisa win! GIRL POWER!

The Phoenix is up against the apron and looking about exactly as unimpressed as you’d hope. Lisa and Anna very much do not. If anything they’re quite happy with their lot.

Jenny Jersey: Your winners… Anna Mathews… Lisa Seldon… DODO-A-GOGO!

Anna climbs the corner nearest the Phoenix and celebrates very animatedly. Meanwhile Lisa drops to her knees near the ropes and gives the Phoenix a wave.

*****Up In Smoke*****

We fade backstage to the arena’s parking lot as the fire fighters have just finished putting out the blaze of one Jeremy Gold’s car. Gold stands off in the distance, quivering and sulking as he wipes the tears from his eyes. His weird little pal, Inferno is up close to the now charred car and seems to be sniffing it, rubbing it and licking it to his own sick and twisted pleasure.

Jeremy Gold: I can’t believe this is happening..

Simon Kalis joins them and pats Gold on the shoulder, a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth.

Simon Kalis: You know who did this, right?

Inferno: FIYAH!!! FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAH!

He seems happy, at least.

Jeremy Gold: I’ve got a good idea, dude. I think they think we’re behind Hostile’s difference.

Gold looks around sneakily, somewhat fearfully as well.

Jeremy Gold: They don’t realize maybe Hostile’s just a little bitch?

Kalis scratches his chin as he flicks some ash on the ground.

Simon Kalis: I guess this would be a bad time to mention I’ve been keeping Hostile hog tied in your trunk?

Kalis cracks a grin and laughs as he turns to walk back into the arena.

Jeremy Gold: DUDE!!! Do you mean to tell me…?

Gold’s eyes widen as he stares at his charred car.

Simon Kalis: Fuck Bubba J, fuck Vincent Black. It’s time for an iron fist, Jer.

Fade…

*****Legion versus “The Show” Chad Kurtis*****

DING DING

Jenny Jersey: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first!

No music at all plays as Legion steps out with four priests of the Church of Misery at his sides.

Linzi Martin: Why does he have to call it the Church of Misery? That sounds dull, and a little sad.

Legion ignores the booing crowd as he makes his way to the ring.

Mikey Massacre: What do you want him to call it, Linzi? The Church of Happy Fun Times?

Linzi Martin: Hey! Yeah! That’d be swell! I’d go to that Church.

Mikey Massacre: You’re so ditsy.

Linzi Martin: Oh you noticed! Thanks.

Mikey Massacre: Right…

Jenny Jersey: Standing in at 6’5 feet tall and weighing in at 260 pounds… He is LEGION!!!

Legion climbs into the ring and looks around, impressive in stature and essence. “Cocky” by Kid Rock hits and “The Show” Chad Kurtis immediately steps out to strong applause and cheers.

Jenny Jersey: His opponent!

Kurtis wastes no time running past Legion’s priests and sliding into the ring, forcing Jenny out before she can even finish the announcement. But the crowd obviously knows who Chad Kurtis is.

DING DING DING

The match starts off with a big clash in the middle of the ring, Legion’s priests keeping a close eye on the situation from outside of the ring. Legion overpowers Kurtis and whips him into the ropes, the barbed wire middle rope cutting into Chad’s back right away. Chad ducks a big boot that was aimed at his head and hit’s a spinning heel kick into the back of Legion’s head. Legion stumbles forward and shakes his head but Chad rushes at him, springboards himself off the top rope and twists into a dropkick right into Legion’s face. Legion falls to his knees and Chad runs from behind him, jumping onto Legions shoulders and sending Legion neck first into those pesky barbed wire middle ropes. Chad bounces himself up and down on Legion’s shoulders, cutting and choking him against the barbed wire. Legion with an elbow

hits “The Show” wildly until Chad falls back off of him.

Linzi Martin: Ever since they put in those new middle ropes made entirely out of barbed wire, people seem to use them to their advantage just like Chad right now.

Mikey Massacre: Yeah. I guess I’ll give Gold and Kalis that, making the middle ropes barbed wire was a pretty genius idea.

Linzi Martin: Oh you’re so sweet, Mikey!

One of Legion’s priests slide a folded chair into the ring towards him and he quickly grabs it. Chad kicks it out of his hands as Legion gets up but as Chad rushes to Legion, Legion quickly grabs him, spins him 180 degrees and flattens Chad Kurtis on the chair with a spine buster! Legion covers!

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KICK OUT!

Kurtis kicks out well before the 3, but Legion isn’t too concerned as he begins pummelling Chad in the face with heavy right fists, holding him by the neck with his left hand. Legion finally lets go of his grip and gets to his feet, he shakes his head at the foolish fans who boo him. Legion picks up the chair slowly and methodically as he stalks Chad Kurtis, who is slow to get to his feet. As Chad stands up and turns around, Legion swings the chair and crumples it over his head. As the chair falls off Chad’s head Legion grabs him and puts him into a gorilla press before body slamming him into the canvas.

Mikey Massacre: Legion has taken control of this match away from Chad Kurtis it seems.

Linzi Martin: But I wouldn’t count The Show to be out!

Chad rolls away but Legion grabs him by the legs and pulls him back in towards himself. He flips Chad over onto his back but Kurtis pulls his legs free and kicks Legion’s legs out from under him. Chad gets up and quickly hit’s a spinning neck breaker on Legion, taking him down to the canvas. Chad is energized by the crowd and grabs the chair that Legion bashed him over the head with. He swings wildly, cracking Legion in the head, neck and chest as he goes at him. Legion’s still bleeding from his neck from the barbed wire rope too, and doesn’t seem to take well to getting the chair in his neck. Chad drops the chair though on Legion’s chest and quickly jumps up onto the top rope before coming off with a double foot stomp, on the chair, on Legion’s chest. Chad drops to his knees for a lateral press cover.

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KICK OUT!

Legion throws Chad off of him!

Mikey Massacre: I thought Kurtis might have just stolen this one out from under Legion!

Linzi Martin: Yeah. He should’ve. That Legion guy is creepy and stuff. He’s like Jesus, if Jesus was emo.

Chad quickly continues his offensive striking with a standing shooting star, before going for the cover again!

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TH-KICK OUT!

Legion kicks out successfully once more and a small sign of frustration shows in Chad’s face as he scoffs at the referee. Chad heads back up to the top rope, crouched as he waits for Legion to get to his feet. As Legion turns around Chad comes off the top rope with a missile dropkick.. But Legion grabs him out of midair, lifts him higher and slams him to the canvas almost out of NO WHERE with Enter Blackness! Legion covers!

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DING DING DING!!!

Jenny Jersey: The winner of this match, LEGION!

Legion shakes his head as he looks down at Chad with disgust.

Mikey Massacre: And out of no where, Legion steals this one.

Linzi Martin: He’s really cementing himself as someone to be feared.

*****Marvellous REBELs*****

The opening chords of “In Fate’s Hands” by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus starts to play and the fans start to lose it. They jump to their feet as the former BWF World Champion and now BWF Owner Gabe Shelley’s music starts to play in their arena for the first time. Out from the curtains steps Gabe hand in hand with former eWo superstar, Alexia Fender. The two wave at the top of the ramp and Fender jogs down and slides into the ring. Shelley takes his time with still a noticeable limp in his step before he climbs into the ring. Fender is handed a microphone and points to some fans as she hands Gabe the mic.

Gabe Shelley: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Gabe Shelley and this is Alexia Fender…

The fans cheer for the two standing in the ring as he continues.

Gabe Shelley: Many might know that I recently left my only in-ring contract due to injury. So the question is, why am I here?

He tosses Fender the microphone and she winks at him and talks.

Alexia Fender: Because they say “never say never”. They told Gabe that he shouldn’t step into the ring anymore because of the chance of career ending injuries so they wouldn’t sign off on his next match. That’s when we asked for out release. Then last week we got a phone call and let’s just say the rest is history.

She hands Gabe the microphone and he stands his ground.

Gabe Shelley: Now, I’m clearly in now shape to come down to the ring week in and week out by myself and give everyone the effort I usually give. That’s why I’m not standing here alone. The REBEL officials have given me a contract offer and are willing to allow me to keep competing as where others wouldn’t. We stand in this ring as a tag team, as the newest members of the REBEL Pro roster.

The fans erupt again at the announcement and Gabe talks over them.

Gabe Shelley: This isn’t about Gabe Shelley looking to climb back to the top of a roster, this isn’t about Gabe Shelley adding another singles title… It’s about Alexia and I coming into REBEL and giving you fans someone to cheer for. It’s about coming to the ring each week and giving you amazing matches and then some day capturing those Tag Team Titles.

He stands beside Alexia as he hands her the microphone.

Alexia Fender: If that means that Corlen and Seldon need to be on watch, then so be it. Gabe and I aren’t here to play games, we’re here to work together at making an impact. We are here to be the new faces of tag team wrestling in REBEL Pro.

She drops the microphone and the music starts up as he raises her hand and we cut to the backstage area.

*****Realizations*****

Kalis leans back in his chair, lit cigarette in hand of course as he finishes watching Alexia Fender and Gabe Shelley make their first appearance on Aggression. Gold looks at the big HD TV they have in the office, which now shows them, and then back at Kalis. He keeps looking and scratches his head.

Jeremy Gold: So…? What the fuck dude?

Kalis spins around in his chair smiling. He leans forward, crushing the cigarette into the ash tray and then folding his hands.

Simon Kalis: I had a realization. An epiphany, you could say. The Phoenix. Lisa Seldon. Gabe Shelley.

Gold squints, leaning forward now himself.

Jeremy Gold: So? I mean yeah they’re all like, super massive superstars and stuff but what?

Simon Kalis: What do they all have in common?

Jeremy Gold: They’re all wrestlers in REBEL Pro?

Kalis spins himself around again turning away from Jeremy Gold.

Simon Kalis: No Jeremy. They’re each the respective owners of the other big three. The PWA. Victory. The BWF. And they all fight here… in REBEL fucking Pro.

Gold continues to scratch his chin like the drooling buffoon we all imagine him to be.

Jeremy Gold: That’s kind of creepy. But what does that even mean?

Simon shakes his head, smiling as we fade back to ringside.

*****Justin Case versus Jaice Wilds*****

Jaice rushes in immediately with a roaring elbow which takes Justin Case by surprise. He stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle and Jaice springboards himself off of the top rope and lands with a spinning heel kick. Case retaliates by throwing him to the canvas and hopping up to the top rope, planting his ass on the top turnbuckle before jumping off with a big leg drop as Jaice is getting to his feet, landing over the back of Jaice’s neck and sending him back down to the canvas hard. Jaice rolls away and gets to his feet now as Case bounces off the ropes and baseball slides his legs out from beneath him. He rolls over and puts himself over Wilds’ back and attempts to lock in a dragonhold sleeper but Jaice wildly throws elbows behind him to push Justin Case off of him. Case lets go, stumbling back.

Mikey Massacre: Some good back and forth here, but Jaice is so much smaller than TMG I wonder if he’ll be able to survive this.

Linzi Martin: Don’t count Jaice out, he is a former Aggression Champion himself.

Justin Case grabs Jaice Wilds from his hair and whips him into the turnbuckles. He follows through with a rising knee straight to Jaice’s face. He lifts Jaice up to the top rope and continues to pound him in the face with heavy lefts and rights. Hugh Aredone is on the outside and carefully sets up a table in their corner on the outside. It’s all very elaborate, but Jaice begins fighting back and elbowing Case in the ribs to get free but to no avail as Case head butts him and then clasps onto him. Suddenly…

Mikey Massacre: Whoa!

Linzi Martin: JUSTIN CASE WITH A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE… THROUGH A TABLE!!! Holy SHI-

They both crash through the table that Hugh Aredone had set up and seem to be in tremendous pain, especially Jaice Wilds. Case lifts himself out of the wreckage and raises his arms in the air, the fans both cheering and booing. Wilds low blows Case from behind and then hit’s a reverse DDT right back into a few broken pieces of the table. Wilds slides under the ring and disappears for a few moments as Hugh Aredone checks on Justin Case. Wilds pops out from under the ring at the opposite side with a garbage can in his grasp. He dumps the contents of the trash can out to reveal an array of different weapons for his chosing. Hugh Aredone gets on his cell phone for some reason as Case slides into the ring.

Mikey Massacre: Who could he possibly be calling at this time?

Linzi Martin: The police?!

Case springboards himself off the top rope to the outside but Wilds puts the trash can up and swings as Case comes in for a suicide plancha, and knocks him out of the air. Wilds begins slamming the trash can down over Case’s back before throwing it aside and picking up the cinder block that fell out of the trash. Wilds lifts it up high over Case’s head but Case kicks Wilds’ knee out from under him, forcing him to stumble back. Case grabs the trash can and throws it at Wilds. Wilds drops the cinder block and gets hit in the face with the trash can. Case is on his feet and he jumps up onto the apron, running along it before flying off and grabbing Wilds’ by the neck and head and dropping down with a stunning DDT right into the cinder block, cracking the cinder block in two with Jaice Wild’s now bleeding head.

Mikey Massacre: Case has that ability to come out of no where and just dominate a match with his presence and skill.

Linzi Martin: I’d let him dominate me for sure. Hehehe.

Case lifts Wilds up by the neck and head and throws him into the steel steps, Wilds’ hitting them shoulder first. Case throws his arms up, taunting the crowd. Some cheer, some boo, but all can see his dominance. Wilds is slowly getting up as Case rushes forward towards him. Wilds with a drop toe hold has Justin Case’s face slam hard into the corner of the steel steps, ripping his forehead open. The crowd cheers as both men bleed now on the outside. Wilds crawls away and gets himself together. He jumps up onto the thin barricade separating the fans from the action and runs along it as Justin Case gets to his feet, holding his face as he’s busted open. Wilds jumps off the barricade, spring boarding himself and giving Case a huge face buster right back against those steel steps!

Mikey Massacre: This is right. This is how it’s done in REBEL Pro.

Linzi Martin: Oh you make me tingle when you get excited, Mikey! Haha!

Wilds is up and lifts Case up, throwing him into the ring. He picks up the now 2 pieces of cinder block and throws them into the ring as well before sliding in. Case crawls away but Wilds picks up one of the cinder blocks and just throws it at Justin Case’s head, hitting him in the back of the head with it. Case’s eyes roll around in his head as the cinder block breaks apart on impact and he looks to be utterly KO’d. Hugh Aredone doesn’t seem too worried on the outside as Jaice quickly heads up to the top rope. Suddenly…

Linzi Martin: Oh my god, is that…

Mikey Massacre: It’s INS!? They must be here for Jaice!

Linzi Martin: So THAT’S who Hugh was calling! What a prick!

Jaice looks out to the INS workers who nod in his direction, giving Case ample time to hold his head as he gets up in pain. Justin Case picks up the other half of the cinder block still not totally destroyed and as Jaice notices him, he throws it right at Jaice. Jaice tries to put his hands up to block it but it still hits him in the face and now he slings forward half out of it while sitting on the top turnbuckle. Justin Case climbs up to the top rope after him and slinks Jaice forward inbetween his legs while Case himself stands on the middle turnbuckle. Case falls back and hit’s a piledriver off the middle turnbuckle right onto the cinder block!!! The crowd goes NUTS!!!! Case throws Wilds over and covers him!

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2!!

THRE-KICK OUT! JAICE WILDS KICKS OUT!!!

Justin Case can’t believe it! He looks up at the referee who shakes his head. The INS workers callously pull Jaice Wilds out of the ring and begin hauling him off and the crowd immediately begins to boo. Justin Case smirks, wiping the blood off of his face as he raises his hand in what appears to be a self proclaimed victory. Suddenly Jeremy Gold comes running out from the backstage area to stop the INS workers from taking Jaice. It’s inaudible to us watching but Gold has Wilds’ contract and seems to be arguing with these INS workers. Case ignores it, smiling as he poses for pictures for the crowd.

Mikey Massacre: This isn’t a way to win a match. Not by a longshot.

Linzi Martin: No! I can’t believe they’re trying to get Jaice deported!!! The boss man won’t stand for this shit!

The crowd doesn’t know how to react as LEGION appears in the crowd, pushing fans aside as he climbs over the barricade. Legion slides into the ring, Justin Case is still oblivious to him and thinks the crowd is laughing and cheering with him. Finally Case turns to look towards Jaice, and that’s when he sees it on the REBELTron. Legion, right behind him. His eyes widen as he turns around and gets nailed with a kick in the gut. Legion puts him in position and hits Case with ENTER BLACKNESS!!!! The crowd

can’t believe it as Legion now exit’s the ring and pushes his way past everyone on the ramp. Gold falls to his knees and begins praying to Legion with tears in his eyes, but Legion ignores him.

Mikey Massacre: What the hell is going on?! This is madness.

Jaice is freed and quickly runs back to the ring. Jaice jumps back up to the top rope, as Justin Case holds his head and neck. Case looks up but it’s too late… AERIAL ACE!!! Jaice Wilds quickly covers, hooking the legs!

1!

Mikey Massacre: Unbelievable!

2!!

3!!!

DING DING DING

Jenny Jersey: The winner of this match… JAICE WILDS!!!

The crowd goes nuts as Jaice has his hand raised in victory. Jaice however is still pretty out of it himself and falls to his knees, breathing hard as he watches the INS workers disappear. Legion however, remains standing atop the entrance ramp staring back at the ring menacingly.

Mikey Massacre: Legion is… I don’t even know. He’s a beast, a monster and quite frankly unstoppable.

Linzi Martin: This isn’t over Mikey… I don’t think it’s over by a long shot.

We see Legion standing in all his glory one more time, as Jaice wipes the blood from his face and Case holds his own face in disbelief as we fade to black…

*****QUICK RESULTS*****

Dodo-A-Gogo defeat Might & Magic
Legion defeats “The Show” Chad Kurtis
Jaice Wilds defeats “The Millennium Game” Justin Case