Aggression 6-4-2012

Welcome to Aggression

The scene opens up to the lounge area of the arena. A place for rebel pro talent to wind down, watch some tv enjoy a snack. Bubba J stood there watching the goings on of Rebel pro from the monitors, his back to a table filled with snacks and bottles of water.

Oblivious he was to the figure creeping into view, for the third week in a row the hooded man once more seeks out a soldier of the order to take down. Lead pipe gripped tightly in their left hand. But the moment the lead pipe was raised he found himself being wrapped up from behind and German suplexed right trough the pyramid of water bottles and then the table. Bubba turned around at the commotion to see Figgins pulling the limps form of the hooded man to a seated position. Bubba nods his thanks for the save before Figgins pulls the hood back and reveals the hooded man to be …Gary Maverick?

Both Bubba and Figgins exchange what the fuck glances before the scene fades to black.

Arkertome vs. Gold

The match started off with Arkertome laying into Jeremy Gold with heavy lefts and rights as Gold tried desperately to escape. Gold began to complain to the referee that every move used against him should result in an automatic disqualification, to no avail. Arkertome locked in an abdominal stretch on Gold, which saw Gold begin to cry with tears streaming down his eyes but Jason Arkertome would not relent. Gold finally slipped out of it and then grabbed Arkertome by the face, but instead of doing anything worthwhile Gold began to scream really loud at Arkertome to back the fuck off. This only served to hurt Jason’s ears, but it did give Gold the ample time to muster up enough courage to slap Arkertome a few times before Arkertome hit him with a spinning neck breaker. Gold got to his knees and low-blowed Arkertome, which since this is REBEL Pro, is legit. As Arkertome keeled over Gold yelled out “KOWABUNGA DUDE!” and hit The Golden Shower on Arkertome. Gold covered, and got the 1, 2, 3!!!

Winner: Jeremy Gold

In the parking lot of the arena two shadowy figures are visible, but the lack of light completely hides their features.

Figure #1:”Y’know I almost feel bad for Gary.”

Figure #2:”Yeah, but it was hilarious, did you see how they tossed him through the table? Priceless.”

Both figures high five each other before they Vanish completely into the darkness.

Alexander O’Ryan vs Jaice Wilds

Both men square off at the chiming of the bell, Jaice Wilds cialis coupon 5mg starting off the offense with some high flying action. The fast paced offense of Wilds seemed to be the dominating factor through the opening part of the match, especially when he managed to nail O’ryan with a flying back swinging neck breaker. Wilds made no hesitation for the cover.
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Wild’s constant barrage canadian universities for phd in pharmacy of high speed attacks still seemed to keep O’ryan at bay. That was until a flying lariat attempt from wilds failed and he received a chest full of boot upon landing. O’ryan takes it from there going for various leg holds to try and eliminate the speed game from wilds. Wilds managed to fire himself out of the holds but not before the damage is done significantly slowing down. O’ryan managed to keep the highflyer grounded by forcing him to participate in some mat work. But before he could capitalize on an especially brutal looking chin lock

Ding Ding Ding

Result: Time limit draw

Chamber vs. Bobby Lee

Wrestling has embraced various forms of Mixed Martial Arts more so lately. Maybe because the market has an intriguing demographic there or simply the technique is quite useful knowledge and capable of putting a stopper to matches easily. Chamber belongs to the long list of crossover wrestlers and his proficiency shows rightly. Bobby on the other hand proves to be inefficient in ways that I do not wish to describe. It’s just better if I didn’t. We know he’s a loony who claims to have experience alien abduction and loses control over the mere thought of confronting someone potentially threatening to his anus. This is why when push comes to shove Chamber’s single running palm strike caught a fleeing Bobby head-on

for one hell of a squash. Maybe in the next world Bobby will be something more.

Winner: Chamber

Jamie Shields vs. The Harlequin

Ah Jamie Shields. He’s been having quite a time recently, hasn’t he? Eating some losses, occasionally winning, yet not progressing further then being booked against clown shoes and flowery squirt guns; Brightside is the match should be relatively easy since a blindsiding steel chair shot during Harlequin’s circus entrance typically robbed much hope of Harlequin overcoming the scruffy-looking Brooklyn brawler. Before ending the match in 123 fashion, Shields slid the chair inside along with Harlequin’s lifeless body to execute one last cradle tombstone pile driver to really stick it to the jester. What a pity.

Winner: Jamie Shields

Chad Kurtis vs. Mark McNasty vs. Jacob Figgins

Linzi Martin: Finally, our Main Event of the evening. The most hyped match since Barbwire Massacre, possibly.

Jake Norton: All-American Amateur Wrestling icon Chad Kurtis versus Fifth Generation Figgins wrestler versus PWA Hall generic cialis toronto of Famer Mark McNasty over reign as Aggression Champion. I like how that slips off my tongue. It feels sensational; almost as if it’s a match of legend.

Linzi Martin: You know what else these guys have in common besides topnotch credentials? All are highly sought after talents in the Alliance of Wrestling Federations. Some may even consider this a dream match of sorts because of its collective talent, agility and capability. Expect some off –the-chain adrenaline madness, Nortz.

Sliding inside, Mark McNasty immediately yet aimlessly targets his closest adversary Chad Kurtis. Right away, McNasty rocks Kurtis with a spinning wheel kick, sending Kurtis stumbling backward into the corner and onto his bottom. Sneaking like an assassin, Figgins first hammers away at McNasty with some heavy fists, occasionally mixing it up with some forearms, but ultimately ends in a hammerlock leg-sweep DDT!

Pushing McNasty from his side, Figgins attempts rolling him up, but Kurtis falls out from the corner with both elbows pointed and stabbing Figgins’ in the back upon landing. Ducking to the outside to avoid his aggressor’s wrath, Kurtis supplies McNasty several stomps in retaliation before springing onto the turnbuckle and diving to the outside in a flip for a successfully smashing corkscrew diving superkick! Out here, Kurtis receives a plethora of cheers from REBEL’s audience, as he waddles around, trying to capture his bearings.

Jake Norton: Kurtis is quite the fuck showman, isn’t he? Back when I wrestled, I prided myself on the same style but I never nearly got as much effect as Chad Kurtis. He’s a boss. Would’ve likely schooled me, for sure.

Linzi Martin: I’m still in awe over how someone is capable of such an aerial.

Left in the ring, McNasty carefully watches Kurtis, who is now slowly climbing onto the apron, having shrugged off his limp. Seizing the most opportunistic moment, McNasty charges but psyches Kurtis by transitioning into a baseball slide. When he connects, Kurtis falls forward allowing his neck to bounce off the top rope which shoots him skyward and back down below for a sickening thud.

Thinking he’s got the two under control, from opposite side sneaks in Jacob Figgins, who made to stay hidden by crawling to the other side. Having an unalarmed McNasty in his hands, Figgins slithers inside to attack via inverted face-lock neck-breaker slam that nearly upsets. Skipping ahead toward the fifteen minute mark, since much after Figgins’ controlling was his systematically disemboweling McNasty through trademark holds such as ‘Another New Crisis’ & ‘Hello Kitty Doom Doom Train’, Kurtis (side-note, he wasn’t laid out for seven minutes straight but eventually helped Figgins in double teaming McNasty up until this-) had just helped Figgins perform a doomsday device but almost immediately afterward swallowed a LARIATOOOO for his

efforts!

From this moment forward, Kurtis and Figgins battled gloriously by means of various suplex, busters and choking variations that eventually concluded in Kurtis laying the smacketh down on Figgins’ candy ass via Reverse STO. Of course it’d have to be McNasty to break-up the count since Figgins surely would’ve died there. Forcing Kurtis to his feet after some stiff kicks and cialis and lipitor drug interactions a nasty headbutt, McNasty forearm smashes the back of Kurtis’ head, knocking his lights out for a slippery three that almost was interpreted by Figgins but alas. New Aggression Champion is Mark McNasty!

Winner: Mark McNasty

QUICK RESULTS

Jeremy Gold defeats Jason Arkertome, and Arkertome is thus fired.
Alexander O’Ryan and Jaice Wilds fight to a draw.
Chamber defeats Bobby Lee
Jamie Shields defeats The Harlequin
Mark McNasty defeats Chad Kurtis & Jacob Figgins to become new Aggression Champion