*****BOFLS Stay Winning****

Fireworks pop off as the crowd jumps to their feet in the Ocean Center.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Hello and welcome to another edition of Aggression, folks. We’ve got a packed lineup tonight heading into Red, White & Bruised.

JEREMY GOLD: Forgetting something?

MIKEY MASSACRE: Yeah, here with me tonight as the latest in a long line of awful celebrity guest commentators is Jeremy Gold.

JEREMY GOLD: Hey man I’m your boss.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Larry Gordon is my boss, and if he’s watching I hope he gets well soon so we can get back to what REBEL Pro should be.

JEREMY GOLD: You saying me and Simon are doing a horrible job?

MIKEY MASSACRE: You said it, not me.

JEREMY GOLD: Hey, wait a minute…

*****Marina Blue versus Justin Case*****

The bell sounded with Justin Case and Marina Blue both inside the ring. Marina was trying to seduce Justin to distract him, but the Millennium Game wasn’t enticed and decided to give her a kick to the babymaker. He whipped Blue (not in the way she likes) into the ropes and Blue bounced off with a body splash, but Case caught her and take her down with a fallaway slam. Case got up to his feet and went on the attack, torturing Blue with brutalizing strikes and holds. Blue reversed out of a powerbomb attempt and took Case down with a hurricarana! Blue would use her aerial expertise to keep Case from building any momentum, even sealing her string of attacks with a 450 cannonball splash. She would try the first pin attempt of the match, but only get a two count. The fight broke out onto the arena floor when Blue gave Case a toe kick to the jaw knocking him out of the ring. Blue went to the top ropes and connected with a missile dropkick to the outside on a rising Case. She would get brutal on the outside, using the ringpost and steel steps to wear Case down. But Case blocked a strike from Blue and slammed her into the barricade. The crowd was eating it up! The referee didn’t even bother with an outside count because this is Rebel Pro, where anything goes and pornstars kick more ass than a Jackie Chan movie. Case dragged Blue’s pretty face along the barricade, giving her a few cuts and opening her up. Case whipped Blue into the side of the ring and then gave her a kick to the jaw for good measure. Case rolled Blue back into the ring. Case got back into the ring and Blue was up to her feet. Blue tried for a roundhouse kick but Case ducked underneath, giving Blue a kick to the gut. Case gets Blue up in a butterfly suplex and turns it into a piledriver!

MIKEY MASSACRE: JUST 2 TALENTED! It’s gotta be over!

1…

2…

3!!

DING DING DING!!

JENNY JERSEY: Justin Case U Didn’t know… JUSTIN CASE WON THIS MATCH!

Case rose to his feet the roaring crowd of the Rebel Pro faithful. Case walked up the rampway with his head held high as Blue was trying to piece herself back together in the ring. Suddenly however from behind Case, Legion stepped out from backstage and nailed him across the back of his neck with a powerful clothesline that sent Case rolling down the entrance ramp.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Legion out of nowhere here, folks! What is he doing?

JEREMY GOLD: Legion is like the guy you don’t wanna mess with, ever.

MIKEY MASSACRE: For you, that’s everyone though.

Legion grabs a chair from a fan who was threatening him with it, and lashes out against Justin Case repeatedly. Marina Blue wipes her face and looks on from inside the ring unsure of what to do. Legion sets up the chair in a seated position and lifts Case up by his throat from the ground before choke slamming him through it, the chair snapping shut on Case’s neck. Legion points at Marina Blue as he steps up onto the ring apron and climbs in. She spits at him in defiance but Legion grabs her before kneeing her in the chest. He lifts her up over his head and power bombs her out of the ring and right onto Justin Case as Hugh Aredone tries pulling him out.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Legion decimating Blue and Case here, but why? What’s his motive?

JEREMY GOLD: So long as he doesn’t hit me, it’s fine in my book.

*****REBEL Pro Tag Team Title Tournament- Round 1*****
*****Hardcore Entertainment versus The Phoenix & Mr. Hardcore*****

“Reign of Terror” by Sabaton hits up in the speakers and the crowd actually cheers a bit for the team coming out from the curtain as both Vincent Black and Bubba J turn to glance at each other and shrug. Both men still walk down to the ring ignoring the fans, who continue to cheer them like they are bringing something important back to Rebel Pro.

JENNY JERSEY: At a total combined weight of five hundred and ninety-three pounds; the team of Bubba J and Vincent Black… HARDCORE ENTERTAINMENT!

Bubba J and Vincent don’t step into the ring, instead they begin to bring out weapons and tools of fleshy destruction from under the ring. Baseball bat, staple gun, thumbtacks, barbed wire, “A Night in Chyna” dvd in a personal DVD player, and other goodies that they toss into the ring before both men climb through the ropes.

“The Final Countdown” hits up and from the back to massive booing comes the team of Mr. Hardcore and The Phoenix as trash is hurled at them. The AOWF Intercontinental Championship is over Rob’s left shoulder as he makes his way to the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: Now making their way to the ring, the AOWF Intercontinental Champion, Victory Wrestling’s Car Crash Television Champion… The PHOENIX!… and Mr. HARDCORE!

Rob orders Mr. Hardcore into the ring to take on Hardcore Entertainment while he calmly stays on the outside to prevent any damage to himself.

DING DING

Bubba J with a big right fist rocks Hardcore back, but he comes right back with a big fist of his own, J ducking under and Black nailing him with a big boot to the face. Phoenix slides in under the rope behind Black as J mounts Mr. Hardcore in the corner with rights, lefts, and stomps for good measure. Phoenix with a kendo stick lines up with a set like he’s fixing to drive off the first hole in the annual Phoenix Invitational Golf Tournament. He swings and Black goes down, holding at himself. Bubba J is still in the corner pounding and stomping away on Hardcore when Phoenix connects with another solid drive and subsequent hole in one on the second tee. Bubba J goes down holding himself rolling over and over while moaning. Mr. Hardcore jumps on top of J pounding away with his fists and boots working J over really good.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Mr. Hardcore knows what he’s doing.

JEREMY GOLD: I hope so, the tricky part of signing him to REBEL Pro was convincing him that 0 is technically a number.

Phoenix lifts a staple gun, kachunking Black right in the head with several staples that cause Black to roll over and try to escape the onslaught. Phoenix with a few stomps onto the stapled area drives them in a bit further before he turns to Bubba J who is propped in the corner, blood flowing down his forehead already. Mr. Hardcore holds a pizza cutter in his hand and is carving away at J’s forehead while whistling a little tune. Phoenix moves him out of the way, ordering him to do much of the same to Black’s body before Phoenix turns to J with the staple gun. Phoenix begins to kachunk away on J’s face, leaving a line much like a zipper across his cheek and chin before backing up and punting him right in the balls for no apparent reason other than he can.

MIKEY MASSACRE: It amazes me how a staple gun has so many uses.

JEREMY GOLD: I know, there was this one time-

MIKEY MASSACRE: No one wants to hear it, Jeremy.

Phoenix lifts himself up over Bubba J, grabbing his head and falling back as J shoves him off. Phoenix lands on Mr. Hardcore as Black shoves upwards with a big fisted uppercut from a prone position. J comes out of the corner, whipping Phoenix back into the corner as Black slams Hardcore into the corner as well. J looks at Vincent, and a double Irish whip sends Phoenix and Hardcore slamming into each other. Phoenix spins around right into an elbow to the face and a spinebuster onto a spool of barbedwire and Phoenix grunts in pain. Black with a huge military press lands him on the bent knee of Black knocking the wind right out of his sail.

BUBBA J: “Want a table you big sum bitch?”

VINCENT BLACK: “You go and get it.”

J rolls out of the ring, pulling a table from under the ring as Black continues to stomp away on both men to keep them down. J slides the table back in and begins to wind barbedwire all the way around it as Black lifts Hardcore up in another military press. J motions for him to drop him right on the table, but Hardcore wiggles, sending Black’s forehead through the table as Phoenix slams a brass knuckled shot to the back of J’s forehead causing him to crumple like a ton of bricks. Phoenix lifts J to his feet, whipping him into the corner where he stomps and punches away on J’s body to wear him down. Hardcore lifts Black up, slamming a knee into his thigh before kicking him in the gut. Hardcore lifts a chair from the canvas and with a vicious uppercutting swing connects solidly with Black’s skull but the big man doesn’t go down. Black stands up tall, glowering down at Hardcore, who nails him in the gut with the end of the chair. Black barely moves and Hardcore grunts in frustration as for some odd reason we can hear a ringtone version of “Thriller” by Michael Jackson.

JEREMY GOLD: Oh hold on, my cell phone is ringing.

MIKEY MASSACRE: You can’t just tell these guys to hold on cause your phone is ringing.

JEREMY GOLD: Okay, I’ll do my best!

Hardcore swings the chair again but Black grabs it, head butts Hardcore to the canvas and begins wailing away on him with the now dented steel chair.

MIKEY MASSACRE: What was all that about?

JEREMY GOLD: Payback, Mikey!

Gold throws his headset off and stands up, rushing towards the ring. He begins doing a somewhat homo-eccentric dance on the ring apron to get Vincent Black’s attention. Black turns around and begins exchanging a few words with the RPW General Manager. At this point, however, Gold reaches into his back pocket and suddenly tasers Vincent Black in the neck! Black shakes a bit but doesn’t drop. Gold, who begins freaking out at this point tasers him again. Black stumbles back and can really feel the electricity pumping through his body. Phoenix helps Mr. Hardcore to his feet as Bubba J holds his face from being stomped, and out of no where Hardcore hits You Got Bitched! On Vincent Black sending Black to the canvas hard. Hardcore is about to cover but Phoenix climbs to the top rope and flies off with The Ashes quickly covering! Gold runs back to the announcers table to rejoin Mikey Massacre.

Hardcore spears Bubba J out of the ring as J tries to break the count.

2!!

MIKEY MASSACRE: What the hell was that?!

3!!!

JEREMY GOLD: That was for my pal Inferno, bitches!

DING DING DING

JENNY JERSEY: The winners of this match, and advancing to the REBEL Pro Tag Team title match at Red, White & Bruised… THE PHOENIX AND MR. HARDCORE!!!!

Phoenix laughs as he slides out of the ring and Mr. Hardcore gets to his feet out of the ring. They raise each others arms as they make their way backstage while Bubba J and Vincent Black stare at Gold with murderous intent in their eyes.

MIKEY MASSACRE: You just cost them their shot at the REBEL Pro tag titles. You think they’re going to just stand there and leave you alone?

JEREMY GOLD: No, but I think Bubba J will get it through his hillbilly skull why we did this.

MIKEY MASSACRE: We?

Atop the entrance ramp, Simon Kalis waves to Hardcore Entertainment with a sheepish grin. Bubba and Vincent immediately embark out of the ring and begin a beeline towards Kalis.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Jesus, this is disgusting of you two to pull. Even if it is against the Extreme Elite.

JEREMY GOLD: Shouldn’t have fucked with a Compton ni-

MIKEY MASSACRE: I’ll stop you right there, we’ve got commercials.

*****Red, White & Bruised 2011*****

July 4^th. 2011.

Crazy violence, titles being defended and won! All kinds of fun stuff, even an AoWF intergenerational challenge! Order it now!

*****AoWF Television Championship Match*****
*****Vicious© versus Violet Harper*****

DING DING

JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and will be for the Alliance of Wrestling Federations TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!

The crowd cheers, exciting stuff as this is.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, representing REBEL Pro!! The challenger!

“The Perfect Drug” by Nine Inch Nails hits and Violet Harper steps out, as confident and brazen as ever as she makes her way to the ring amidst the cheering crowd.

JENNY JERSEY: Hailing from Portsmouth, New Hampshire… She is VIOLET HARPER!!!

The crowd receives her well, and begins a heavy “REBEL” chant as she enters the ring and raises her hands.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Her opponent Vicious has been remarkable, and is in fact legendary by most standards. The toughest AoWF Champion outside of Lisa Seldon, I’d wager.

JEREMY GOLD: And if anyone is going to bring home more AoWF gold to REBEL Pro, it’ll be Violet.

JENNY JERSEY: Her opponent, representing VICTORY WRESTLING!

“Night of the Hunter” by 30 Seconds from Mars hits and the crowd begins a resounding chorus of boos.

JENNY JERESEY: He is the AoWF TELEVISION CHAMPION!

Vicious steps out and ignores the obviously pro-Violet Harper crowd here in Florida and makes a beeline for the ring.

JENNY JERSEY: He is VICIOUS!!!!

Vicious slides into the ring and immediately clotheslines Violet Harper to the canvas, before stomping down on her face and throat.

DING DING DING

Jenny quickly gets out of the ring as Vicious wastes no time in manhandling his challenger. Vicious rips into Harper quickly with a forearm smash, catching her off guard from the start. Violet stumbles back and Vicious plows through her with a sudden clothesline, bringing her to the canvas. Harper rebounds quickly, bringing herself back to her feet and grabs a hold of the TV Champ, Irish whipping him into the ropes and hitting him with a spinning back elbow. Vicious’s back is cut from the barbed wire middle ropes of the REBEL Pro ring, perhaps reminding him of where he’s fighting as he wipes the splotches of blood off his back and looks back up at a smirking Harper, who follows it up by kicking him in the face as he tries getting up. Vicious falls to one knee and now Harper continues to drive her elbow into his collar bone and neck, trying to bring the bigger man all the way down. Harper follows up with a dragon sleeperhold, shaking her head as she continues to lock on further pressure on Vicious. Vicious tries throwing an elbow back at her and after a few misses catches her in the ribs as she fails to move her torso out of the way. He gets loose and cracks her in the face again with an errant elbow before grabbing onto her, and laying her out with a Belly to Belly suplex.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Vicious is intense, I’m impressed.

JEREMY GOLD: I need a teddy bear. L

Vicious slides out of the ring and reaches under the ring for the first thing he can grab, and that’s a bat covered in barbed wire. How fun for him, but not so much for Violet who gets to her feet rubbing her jaw just as Vicious slides in. He swings the bat at her, she throws up her arms crossed to block but the barbed wire still rips pieces of her flesh off her forearms and she winces, possibly in pain there. Vicious swings again but Harper holds her crossed arms up again, yelling out as her flesh is ripped up. She kicks Vicious in the knee, sending him to one knee before rolling herself onto her shoulders, wrapping her legs around his neck and head then slamming him down to the canvas like a boss lady. But Vicious still grips that barbed wire baseball bat and swings wildly, cracking Harper across the side of her head and almost totally knocking her out with the one shot.

MIKEY MASSACRE: That was… Vicious.

JEREMY GOLD: Hahahah! I see what you did there.

Vicious gets to his feet first, obviously, and lifts Violet up by the neck, sending her into the ropes now himself. She comes back and ducks a clothesline attempt by Vicious, though now she‘s also got some cuts on her back, but on her way back Vicious lifts her quickly and suddenly lays her flat out with an exploder suplex! The crowd goes nuts as that pesky Vicious stands up and then drops back down with a heavy elbow drop on our lovely REBEL Pro starlets throat, causing Harper to roll away from the action clutching her throat. Vicious kicks up the barbed wire baseball bat and lays in wait for Violet to get to her feet. She does, and as she turns around Vicious swings as hard as he can. But Violet side steps in the opposite direction, kicks Vicious in the fucking balls and then implant DDT’s him to the canvas. She grabs that barbed wire baseball bat and quickly climbs to the top rope while Vicious is down. She jumps off, landing both her feet onto Vicious’ chest and double foot stomping him basically. Vicious feels it, his eyes widening as Violet tees his head up and swings the barbed wire baseball bat like a golf club right into Vicious’ head, cracking him over the side of the head and making him bleed as much as she is.

JEREMY GOLD: YES! YES!

MIKEY MASSACRE: I like to remain fair and balanced, but in this match… I gotta say, show him how it’s done in REBEL Pro, Violet!

The crowd cheers as Violet drops to her knees, and somewhere Kalis is drooling at that look, before covering Vicious.

2!!

KICK OUT!

Vicious throws Violet off of him and quickly grabs her, locking in Shangri-La!!! Violet’s eyes widen as she gasps for air, unable to get out. Vicious has extreme leverage with the move as Violet has no choice but to tap.

DING DING DING

JEREMY GOLD: Oh god damn it.

JENNY JERSEY: Winner of this match, and STILL AoWF Television Champion… VICIOUS!!!!

The crowd boos as Vicious dusts himself off and wipes the blood from his face, being handed his AoWF TV title. He ignores the fans still as he leaves the ring and heads backstage, Violet Harper finally sits up, bleeding and possibly slightly concussed as she looks at Vicious with disbelief. We fade with one last shot of Vicious holding up the AoWF Television championship.

*****QUICK RESULTS*****

Justin Case defeats Marina Blue, and then Legion uses them both as rag dolls.
The Phoenix & Mr. Hardcore defeat Hardcore Entertainment and then party like it’s 1999
Vicious defeats Violet Harper despite Violet being super awesome and stuff, and retains the AoWF TV title and we here at REBEL Pro are all L But congrats to him for being awesome too.