Aggression 6-20-2011

*****The Game of Thrones: REBEL Pro Edition*****

Red, white and blue pyro shoots off from the arena ceiling, whistling like missiles till they explode in quick succession across the entrance ramp and the REBELTron lights up with the images of your favorite REBEL Pro superstars! The crowd is electrified as the camera pans the arena and more fire works go off.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Hello once again, folks! It’s me, Mikey Massacre here to head the broadcast of another exciting episode of Aggression! And the special celebrity co-host with me this week, all bandaged up from being lynched by Lucious Starr last night on PWA Sunday Rampage is…

SIMON KALIS: Yeah, go figure right?

MIKEY MASSACRE: I guess, but when are you going to find a permanent replacement for Bubba J?

SIMON KALIS: Already got the person in mind, so don’t worry. I’m better than Batman though, right?

MIKEY MASSACRE: Probably not.

SIMON KALIS: Yeah whatever, let’s just pay attention to what’s at hand like that guy!

At the top of the ramp, a well-dressed man appears with a microphone. He has short, blonde hair, and a smile on his face. He brings the microphone to his lips and begins to speak.

Unknown man: “Hello fans, and welcome to Monday Night AGGRESSION!”

The fans explode with cheers and applause, while chanting “REBEL-PRO!”

Unknown Man: “I would like to introduce you amazing fans to the three most talented wrestlers in the independent scene today. Between the three of them, they have held every major honor in the history of REBEL. 3 World Heavyweight Championships, The Aggression Championship, The Carolinas Championship, The Tag Team Championship, the Contender’s Cup, and the Best of the Best Tag Team tournament winners. Introducing, strictly for your pleasure, surely not for theirs… Bubba J, Vincent Black, and Aggression Champion Hostile… The EXTREEEEEEEEMMME ELLLIIIIIIIEEEAAATTTAHHH!”

The man steps away as “Walk Away” by 5 Finger Death Punch begins to play. Hostile steps onto the ramp, followed by Bubba J and Vincent Black. Hostile is wearing a black leather jacket, dark blue jeans and a black “Fucking Hostile” t-shirt; Bubba J is wearing a Hardcore Drinking polo and jeans; and Vincent Black is wearing a white and black checkered dress shirt and khaki pants. The three make their way to the ring as the fans boo and toss some garbage their way. Bubba J grabs an unopened beer can from a fans pops it open as the three enter the ring. Hostile politely takes a microphone from Jenny Jersey as the music fades out.

Hostile: “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Extreme Elite’s new personal ring announcer, Richard Mearon!”

The fans boo as Mearon, a smile on his face, waves to the crowd from the stage.

Hostile: “Fans, REBEL’s first national tour has been a rating success. Monday Night Aggression was one of the biggest events in REBEL history.”

The fans cheer loudly at Hostile’s proclamation. All three members of Extreme Elite crowd the microphone.

Vincent Black: “And from the bottom of our hearts, we would like to say…”

All three Extreme Elite members: “You’re Welcome!”

The fans boo loudly, more intensely than before.

Hostile: “We figured that since tonight’s Aggression doesn’t feature any members of wrestling’s most Elite group, the ratings would suffer and the BWF would win the Monday night war between REBEL and BWF, and no one wants that. So, we decided to make an appearance so all of you fans actually have a reason to spend the money your welfare checks have afforded you.”

Intense heat towards Hostile, and he basks in it.

Hostile: “I know, I would boo BWF myself. I would also boo Jeremy Gold for not booking any Extreme Elite members tonight. You came for quality wrestling, and the upper echelon of quality, the Extreme Elite, are no where on the card!”
Hostile hands the microphone over to Bubba J as the fans continue to show their hate for the trio.

Bubba J: “I know, it ain’t right! I mean, y’all made the ‘scision to not feed yer babies, and instead come watch the Extreme Elite beat the shit outta everyone. But, I guess Jeremy Gold doesn’t know Gold when he sees it. Then again, I guess y’all gotta seesome o the other, ahem, talents, around here do somethin’. But, in the meantime, we gots an announcement to make.”

Bubba J pauses for effect.

Bubba J: “We, the Extreme Elite, are throwin’ our names in the Tag Titles tournament!”

The fans seemingly have never booed louder.

Bubba J: “That’s right, y’all will be seeing Hardcore Entertainment teaming up again in the future, but that ain’t all. The Extreme Elite are entering the tournament, Freebird style! No one knows who they facing—Will it be Bubba J and Hostile? Hostile an’ Vincent Black? Hardcore Entertainment? Who knows.”

Bubba J hands the microphone over to Vincent Black.

Vincent Black: “One more thing. I had a tag match with Chad Kurtis-“

The fans explode into cheers at the mention of “The Show.”

Vincent Black: “-Wow, the inbred crowd showed up tonight. Anyway, Chad and I won our tag match against Fatty McRunsaway and Slutits Mcnutbag, so we now face each other, in a steel cage, for the Number One Contender’s Cup.”

The crowd loves this match idea, and cheers loudly. A “Show” chant starts, and Vincent just shakes his head.

Vincent Black: “You morons can chant his name all you want, he won’t win. So, our other announcement, is that I am going to announce that I am, right now, cashing in the Contender’s Cup, since my victory is a shoe-in.”

Garbage is thrown towards the ring as Vincent continues to talk.

Vincent Black: “I’m going to challenge—“

From the stage, Jeremy Gold appears and cuts Vincent off.

Jeremy Gold: “Whoa, whoa whoa! Uh… Vince, buddy, you haven’t even won the cup yet. You can’t challenge anyone. And, uh… if you and the Extreme Elite continue this bullshit in the ring, I’ll… well, I’ll award Chad the cup right now!”

The crowd cheers as Hostile and Bubba J yell towards Jeremy Gold.

Vincent Black: “You can’t do that!”

Jeremy Gold: “I can do whatever I damn please! And to make sure there are no more interruptions, um… I’m banning the members of the Extreme Elite from the building, tonight!”
The crowd explodes with thunderous applause as security comes from the back towards the ring. All three Extreme Elite members get ready to fight, until Vincent looks over and speaks to Hostile and Bubba J. Hostile nods his head, and re-shoulders his Aggression Championship. Bubba J shakes his head no and slides under the ropes to charge security. Hostile and Vincent follow him out, and hold him back as the 5 security guards remove batons and handcuffs from their belts. Hostile talks calmly, telling the security guards that they are willing to leave quietly, and the guards relax a little. As the Extreme Elite are escorted past Jeremy Gold, his microphone picks up what Vincent Black has to say.

Vincent Black: “… you and your fucking partner better be ready…”

Gold laughs nervously, then follows the men backstage.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Your boy Jeremy Gold looks nervous.

SIMON KALIS: He looks nervous when he’s asleep. He’s natural prey.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Well suffice to say, the Extreme Elite show themselves once again to be a group of guys no one should take lightly.

SIMON KALIS: Hell yeah! I guess. And fuck the BWF too. I approve that message.

*****Tag Team Title Tournament- Round 1*****
*****Hot and Sour Inc. versus Golden Inferno*****

DING DING

JENNY JERSEY: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first!

“Right Stuff” by the New Kids On The Block

hits over

the speakers and the fans here in the Bi-Lo Center get to their feet with a mixed reaction. Some boo, some cheer as Titan and Blake Witcroft step out from behind the curtains, quickly followed by their manager “Hot and Sour” Bobby Louwer.

JENNY JERSEY: Accompanied to the ring by Bobby Louwer, they are the team of Blake Witcroft and Titan… HOT AND SOUR INC!

They get to the ring and enter, showing their confidence for the crowd.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Some new acquisitions here to REBEL Pro, straight from the PWA. How’d you manage that one?

SIMON KALIS: Well I told them if they signed I’d give them a shot at a shot at the reborn Tag Team Titles. It’s called opportunity.

Titan and Blake stretch in the ring, as they wait for their opponents when “Fireman” by Lil Wayne hits over the speakers.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing their opponents! First! Hailing from Durham, North Carolina…

Inferno steps out, waving his hips and screaming about fire. He raises his arms in the air and then brings them down and a fiery display of pyros surround him which is totally exciting.

JENNY JERSEY: He is… INFERNO!

Inferno runs down the ramp but comes to a stop just outside the ring, slapping his face which is covered by a black mask with the letters “FM” on the left cheek.

MIKEY MASSACRE: What’s FM supposed to stand for?

SIMON KALIS: Fire Man, of course!

JENNY JERSEY: And his partner!

“Born This Way” by Lady Gaga hits as we see someone backstage shove a very terrified looking Jeremy Gold onto the stage, in his special mask and all. Gold closes his eyes and begins twisting his hips to his theme song like a belly dancer to a disgusted reaction from the fans.

JENNY JERSEY: He hails from Toronto, Ontario Canada! He is the General Manager of REBEL Pro… JEREMY GOLD!

Inferno smacks Gold upside the head and they both slide into the ring. Titan and Blake stand back, smirking and unimpressed with their opponents. Gold and Inferno begin trash talking the two back.

DING DING DING

Gold faints, falling unconscious to the canvas the moment Blake Witcroft stepped forward toward him.

SIMON KALIS: Oh for fucks sake Jer.

MIKEY MASSACRE: What if he’s having some sort of internal problems?

SIMON KALIS: Being a pussy IS an internal problem, seeing how pussies get fucked.

Witcroft begins stomping down on Gold’s listless body as Inferno throws himself at Titan. Titan with a hip toss takes Inferno down flush and Witcroft immediacy pins Jeremy Gold.

1!

2!!

THREEE-BREAK! INFERNO BREAKS THE COUNT!

Gold rolls out of the ring, ripping off his mask and crying with tears streaming down his face. Inferno meanwhile gets grabbed from behind by Blake Witcroft who lifts Inferno high into the air and drops back with a falling DDT. Titan, on the top rope immediately flies off with a beautiful senton splash as Hot and Sour Inc. show their dominance early. Titan picks Inferno up by the neck and whips him into the ropes. As Inferno comes back Blake Witcroft grabs him, spins him around in the air and drops him with a falloway slam which Titan follows up by hitting a standing leg drop. Gold is at the announcers table, meanwhile, begging Simon to end the horrible misery.

SIMON KALIS: No Jeremy this is NOTHING like the holocaust, I don’t think your Bubby Ilene had to fight a tag team match during it okay? Just be a man for once.

MIKEY MASSACRE: You’re disappointing the fans, Gold!

Gold’s chest heaves as he breathes heavily and Hot and Sour Inc. just stomp the holy cumstains out of Inferno’s face. Bobby Louwer at ringside moves along, his pipe in hand as he mocks Jeremy Gold’s cowardice. Inferno is thrown around like a rag doll in the ring by Titan and Witcroft, each man taking turns laying in heavy fists to his chest and stomach as Inferno stumbles around between all of them back and forth. Gold finally decides to do something useful and he grabs a steel chair from ringside and slides back into the ring.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Oh this should be good!

Gold bashes Witcroft in the back of his British head with the chair and then cracks it over Titan who charges at him. Gold jumps up and down in joy as Inferno slowly gets to his feet. Inferno rolls out of the ring and goes beneath the ring to look for whatever crazy shit we probably shouldn’t put under the ring. Gold continues to alternate between Witcroft and Titan, bashing them with the chair and denting it real nice and stuff, to be sold later at a douchey New York art gallery. Gold chucks the chair aside and pins Witcroft!

1!

2!!

KICK OUT! BLAKE KICKS OUT!

Just then, Inferno returns from beneath the ring and has a big canister of gas with him.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Oh shit.

SIMON KALIS: Nice. I knew I had those crews put that there for a reason.

Inferno pours the gasoline all over himself before hopping up onto the apron and climbing to the top turnbuckle where he carefully balances himself. Witcroft is getting to his feet but Gold low blows him. Gold can’t stop Titan however who hit’s a body splash on Gold that takes them both out over the top rope to the outside. Witcroft holds his groin screaming British profanity like bollocks and bloody hell, as Inferno lights himself on fire as he stands on the top turnbuckle! The crowd goes NUTS and Inferno waves his arms up and down before flying off with a corkscrew shooting star press while on fire, landing dead on Blake Witcroft. He seems ready to cover, but he’s still on fire and begins to scream as he rolls around and out of the ring.

SIMON KALIS: Isn’t that just awesome?

MIKEY MASSACRE: He’s burning alive on national television!

SIMON KALIS: Exactly!

Inferno is put out by emergency crews who’re near ringside at all times for REBEL Pro matches and he breathes heavily, having obviously hurt himself horribly. Titan bashes Gold’s face against the barricades put up to separate the fans and the action, and Gold is just crying and begging Titan to stop. Gold even apologizes to Titan about the chair shots but Titan does not relent until Gold’s entire face is mashed up and bloodied. Titan throws Jeremy Gold into the ring and Blake Witcroft begins stomping down on Gold.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Your pal and our GM isn’t looking too good right now.

SIMON KALIS: A night of hookers and blow will make him forget all about this, don’t worry.

MIKEY MASSACRE: That’s if he even survives.

Bobby Louwer slams his fists on the ring apron as he yells at Blake and Titan to finish Jeremy Gold off. But as Gold gets to his feet and Titan rushes him, Gold falls back on purpose, tripping Titan into the ropes. Titan’s chest lands on the barbed wire of the middle rope and Gold quickly jumps onto Titan’s back and begins rolling himself back and forth, forcing the barbed wire middle rope to tear into Titan’s chest. Inferno is back up and he slides into the ring to save Gold from Blake Witcroft who was about to take him out. Inferno and Blake begin exchanging heavy lefts and rights until Inferno grabs Blake and hit’s a snap suplex! Gold gets off of Titan, who’s chest is bleeding out from numerous lacerations at this point. Gold is running on adrenaline as he quickly turns around and snaps with his super kick called The Golden Ticket!

Except, he hits his finisher RIGHT ON INFERNO!

SIMON KALIS: Oh God damn it Jer you fucking clown.

MIKEY MASSACRE: I think the excitement of making Titan’s nipples bleed got to him.

Gold begins to shriek, scream and cry as he tries to slap Inferno awake. Blake Witcroft is back up and he helps Titan to his feet. Titan clutches his upper body as it bleeds but shakes it off. Witcroft grabs Gold by his hair and pulls him off of the downed Inferno. Witcroft lifts Gold up for a german suplex as Titan falls to one knee behind him. They complete their devastating finisher, Too Hot, Too Sour on Gold who cries like he just got shot. Titan covers, and Blake covers Inferno!

1!

2!!

3!!!

DING DING DING

JENNY JERSEY: The winners of this match… Titan and Blake Witcroft… Hot and Sour Inc!

The crowd cheers at the carnage left in the ring as Gold wraps his legs around Inferno very gay like and whimpers into his knocked out tag team partners shoulder. Witcroft and Titan celebrate.

SIMON KALIS: We should just cut to commercial. I mean congratulations to Hot and Sour and all but… This is so sad and pathetic.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Gold is quite the character.

Hot and Sour Inc leave the ring, along with their manager Bobby Louwer and they all celebrate as we fade, one last shot of Gold dry humping Inferno in tears…

*****COMMERCIAL: Red, White and Bruised 2011*****

VOICE OVER: On July 4^th, 2011 we celebrate the founding of the greatest nation on this Earth…

Flashes of the American Revolution show those British soldiers getting capped in the face, lots of blood and brain matter.

VOICE OVER: On July 4^th, 2011 we remember what it is that makes us all American.

We see a rockets red glare, bombs bursting in air… But the flag is still there.

VOICE OVER: On July 4^th, 2011… We find out what it takes to be more.

Flashes of Hostile, Bubba J and Vincent Black show and the Extreme Elite’s recent dominance over the rest of REBEL Pro. Yet this is starkly contrasted by the image of Lisa Seldon, holding both the REBEL Pro and AoWF World Titles. Quick flashes of superstars like Justin Case, Violet Harper and Jaice Wilds as well as The Phoenix and Mr. Hardcore.

VOICE OVER: On July 4^th, 2011… We’re all gonna be a little Red, White and Bruised!

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*****Legion versus Jaice Wilds*****

DING DING!

The match starts as Wilds and Legion go at it. Legion gets the upper hand with his strength and sends Wilds into the ropes. Wilds counters with a flying forearm that only knocks Legion back a step. Wilds combos with an uppercut and knee to the stomach and then delivers a chop to Legion’s chest. Legion backs up again, his eyes enraged. Legion gives a chop back to Wilds who stumbles back. Legion tries for a big boot but Wilds ducks underneath, and then nails Legion with a superkick! This puts Legion up against the turnbuckles. Wilds runs in and tries for a corner splash but Legion catches Wilds in a bear hug! Legion is squeezing the life out of Wilds and then slams him to the mat with a belly-to-back suplex.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Legion showing his superior strength on Wilds.

SIMON KALIS: Strength is limited; will is everything!

MIKEY MASSACRE: Wow.

Legion grabs Wilds by the hair and tosses him into the turnbuckles. Legion runs and nails Wilds with a big knee to the gut. Wilds stumbles out of the corner and Legion takes him down with a running bulldog. Legion struts around the ring as Wilds gets up to his feet. Legion with a left and a right. Legion tries to go for a kick but it’s blocked and Wilds counters with a chop to Legion’s throat. Wilds knocks Legion back with a bicycle kick and then charges with a running lariat sending the big man over the top rope and to the floor! The crowd is eating it up, waiting for the blood to begin. Wilds runs and dives over the top rope crashing on the rising Legion! The crowd is on their feet now. Wilds is pummeling Legion with lefts and rights. Wilds reaches for something underneath the ring. A steel chair! He throws it to Legion who catches it and Wilds delivers another superkick, smashing the chair into Legion’s face! Legion goes down to a knee, trying to stay tough but Wilds nails Legion with a running enziguri to the head!

MIKEY MASSACRE: And Jaice Wilds is going on a tear here folks.

SIMON KALIS: You cannot give up! You must be stronger than your enemy, in body and mind!

MIKEY MASSACRE: Hey did you see Green Lantern this weekend?

SIMON KALIS: No, you fool!

MIKEY MASSACRE: It sucked. Don’t see it.

Wilds gets Legion up to his feet. The referee doesn’t even bother to start a count out because really, he just calls pins and submissions. That is it. Wilds grabs a baseball bat underneath the ring and tries to hit a homerun on Legion, but Legion dodges it and kicks Wilds in the gut! Legion takes Wilds head first to the mat with a double-arm DDT. Legion gets up to his feet and stomps Wilds down a bunch of times. Legion gives Wilds a kick to the ribs and then rams him head first into the barricade. Legion whips Wilds toward the ringpost and he bounces off head first! Wilds is down and bleeding on his forehead.

MIKEY MASSACRE: And now both men are bleeding! This is madness! I love it!

SIMON KALIS: Chaos is destructive. We need order, Mikey!

Legion is putting out a table from underneath the ring. He sets it up and he points at Wilds, calling for the end. Wilds gets to his feet and as Legion comes at him, he springs off the steel steps and connects with a spinning heel kick to Legion’s head! Legion stumbles back, leaning up against the table. Wilds charges again but Legion quickly throws his right elbow up and connects with Wild’s face. Wilds goes down and Legion is grabbing something from underneath the ring in a particular spot. It’s a small container of… lighter fluid!

MIKEY MASSACRE: Oh no.

Legion soaks the edge of the table with lighter fluid and then pulls out a book of matches. He lights the table on fire! The crowd is going nuts!

SIMON KALIS: Legion puts Wilds through the table with the Enter Blackness!

MIKEY MASSACRE: That’s gotta be it!

Legion makes the cover with his right foot on top of Wilds’ chest, the fire of the table surrounding them.

1…

2…

3!!!

DING DING DING!!

JERSEY JENNY: And your winner of the match… LEGION!!!!

Ring staff come out to put the fire out with extinguishers as Legion raises his hand in victory, joining his priests at the top of the rampway and heading backstage. Wilds is escorted away from the fire as technicians try to contain it and put it out.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Legion brought out the fire power tonight.

SIMON KALIS: Fire is good, Mikey. Fire is good. Just… Don’t tell Inferno I said that.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Whatever dude.

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*****Tag Team Title Tournament- Round 1*****
*****Lisa Seldon & Emily Corlen versus The Freak Show*****

“Heee heee heee hee”

“Oddities” by the Insane Clown Possee hits up in the speakers as from the back, for the first time in a very long time, comes The Freak and Shut Down to a rousing ovation from the crowd. Shut Down and The Freak look around nonchalantly before tossing out Lisa Seldon action figures with the face of Emily Corlen’s action figure glued to the Lisa Seldon figure’s crotch.

JENNY JERSEY: From Anywhere and Everywhere, they are former Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions; I give you The Freak, Shut Down, THE FREAK SHOW!

The Freak flips over the top rope as Shut Down steps over the top rope and both prepare for the match.

“Firebird” by Dreamtale hits up in the speakers as from the back to a very modest reaction, a bunch of cat calls from the men and couple of women, is “Emerald Phoenix” Emily Corlen. Emily glad hands the hands of the younger fans as she stares up into the ring at The Freak Show.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing their opponents, first making her way down to the ring, she is a former Rebel Pro Aggression Champion and current #1 Contender to the PWA World Championship… I give you “EMERALD PHOENIX” EMILY CORLEN!”

Emily waits at the top of the ramp, not coming down into the ring just yet; she is far from stupid.

“Change in the House” of Flies by The Deftones hits up in the speakers ass from the back with the Rebel Pro World Title on her left shoulder and the AOWF World Title on her right is Lisa Seldon to a big time pop here tonight.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing her tag team partner, she is your Rebel Pro World Champion as well as the AOWF World Champion; I give you… LISA SELDON!”

Lisa nods to Emily and they make their way down to the ring, glaring up at The Freak Show. Lisa and Emily make their way into the ring where Lisa hands her belts over to Jenny Jersey for safe keeping.

DING DING

MIKEY MASSACRE: Here we go with one of the opening matches in the Tag Team Title Tournament.

SIMON KALIS: I still think the Dildo Bra and Panties Triple Threat Death Match between Marina, Emily and Lisa is a plausible main event but hey. This is a close second.

The Freak locks up with Corlen in the center of the ring, Freak with a wristlock into a hammerlock. Emily drops down to one knee flipping Freak over onto the mat; Freak kips up to his feet, hitting the ropes. Emily ducks down as Freak comes with a spinning kick to trip The Freak up and send him down to the canvas. Emily runs to the ropes, with a springboard backflip he lands on the canvas as Freak rolls out of the way. Emily runs delivering a forearm to the rising Freak sending him into a neutral corner. Emily with a series of well placed toe kicks takes the breath right out of Freak. Emily whips him across the ring, Freak reverses sending Emily into the corner. Corlen slams chest first into the corner, Freak runs leaping over Emily to bring her down throat first on the rope; Emily falls back into the ring holding at her throat. Here comes Lisa to drag Emily over to her corner and protect him, but Shut Down has entered the ring to slam a big boot into Lisa’s skull sending her down to the canvas. Freak slides back into the ring carrying a steel chair, he slams it on the back of the bent over Lisa driving her down to one knee. Emily Corlen with a sweep takes Freak down to the canvas where he lands face first on the chair he brought into the ring. Emily grabs the chair quickly as Shut Down lumbers towards him with malicious intent on his face. Emily slams the chair into Shut Down’s knees stopping the big man from delivering the killing blow to her body. Emily with another shot to the big man’s knees, and a third stumbles him backwards in the ring. Emily is up quickly diving with a chair shot, but Freak catches

her preventing the blow.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Anything is legal in Rebel Pro baby!

SIMON KALIS: That gives me dirty thoughts about what I’d do with a taser, some vanilla frosting and Emily Corlen.

Emily turns around right into a fist from Freak which sends Emily back into the full nelson grasp of Shut Down. Shut Down lifts her up, spins, and plants her into the mat with a big time full nelson slam. Lisa slams a double fist into Freak’s jewels doubling him over in pain. Lisa quickly to the middle turnbuckle with a diving bulldog takes Freak down to the canvas, but Lisa is up quickly knowing that Shut Down will be back any moment. Shut Down reaches with a big time haymaker, but Lisa ducks under delivering a dropkick to the right knee that Emily was working on earlier. Shut Down falls to the mat on his right knee doing his best to protect the offending body part. Lisa levels Shut Down with a swinging steel chair shot and she leaps up to the top turnbuckle. Freak is up hitting the ropes causing Lisa to crotch herself on the turnbuckle bolt, she groans. Lisa falls forward and her throat is across Freak’s shoulders in a three quarter facelock. Freak dives forward with a diamond cutter causing Lisa to flop around on the canvas.

MIKEY MASSACRE: I don’t remember ever seeing Lisa get hit that hard with a move.

SIMON KALIS: Oh man I would pay to see her flop around with those perky Victory titties of her. Damn, I guess I AM paying to see it since I sign their cheques.

MIKEY MASSACRE: I think I can finally see the family resemblance between you and Rayn.

SIMON KALIS: What can I say? We love women. Especially women who can kick ass, it’s quite sexy.

Freak rolls Lisa for the pin and referee Alan Stone is in position for the count, but Emily Corlen pulls Freak off of her tag team partner delivering a right handed slap to The Freak. Emily with a haymaker that sends Freak stumbling back over the prone Lisa who rolls Freak up with a pinning attempt, Stone is still in position and drops to his front.

One…

Two…

Shut Down drops a elbow on Lisa’s neck breaking up the pin attempt. He turns to find Corlen diving from the top turnbuckle with a body splash, but Shut Down catches her, turns, and plants her on the canvas with a ring shaking body slam. Corlen bounces up from the impact, holding at her lower back in tremendous pain. Shut Down laughs as he pulls Lisa up to his feet, still towering over the current Rebel Pro World Champion. Shut Down tosses Lisa into the corner following it up with a clothesline then a boot to her face. Freak hits the ropes slamming his feet into Corlen’s skull with a baseball slide dropkick that sends her outside of the ring, Freak follows after. Shut Down places a boot on Seldon’s throat and begins to choke the World Champ out on the top turnbuckle, his size coming into play here in this match up from round number one.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Freak Show dominating here.

SIMON KALIS: The problem with them is, neither of them are hot chicks like Lisa and Emily.

Freak picks Corlen up with a body slam onto the announce table.

MIKEY MASSACRE: And the action is right in our laps.

SIMON KALIS: Hey Emily, how’s it going sweety?

Freak digs up under the announcer’s table bringing out the cables and cords, he loops them into a whip and begins to flail poor Emily until red whelps appear on her skin. Freak drops the cords and proceeds to dig under the ring, he pulls out a ladder. Setting up the ladder, he climbs the fifteen feet to the top of the item, he perches on top. Placing his arms to the side…

SIMON KALIS: I love front row seats.

MIKEY MASSACRE: I’m getting out of the way.

Freak leaps with a three hundred and sixty degrees flip, but slams into nothing but table as Emily was pulled out of the way by Lisa at the last second. Table fragments fly in every single direction, some pieces landing six rows back from the impact of the big move, Freak looks to be hurt, but Lisa picks him up anyways. Emily crawls to the ring where she digs up under the apron to pull out a set of handcuffs that someone had placed there earlier, she hands them to Lisa who takes them smiling the entire time. Lisa rolls Freak into the ring and motions for Emily to bring another couple of chairs into the squared circle, Emily obliges. Shut Down is on his face in the middle of the ring, a pool of blood surrounding his head and a pair of brass knuckles beside his right cheek, Lisa quickly puts them in her tights, not wanting anyone to take them. Lisa takes the handcuffs, clamping one set around Shut Down’s big wrist, she drags him over to the ropes where she handcuffs one wrist to the ropes and the second to the other rope, Lisa laughs at him taking the big man out of the match. Shut Down appears to still be unconscious as he limply hangs in the corner, but here comes Corlen with the chairs, she hands one to Lisa. Lisa motions for Corlen to whip Freak into the ropes then swing with her chair; Emily obliges again. Freak in the ropes, double swinging chair shot misses!

MIKEY MASSACRE: And I think we are b….(static)

Freak bounces off the opposite ropes, flying cross body takes the team of Lisa and Emily down on the canvas, but Freak is down too. Shut Down seems to be stirring in the corner, but he is handcuffed there, unable to contribute anything to the match. Freak crawls to the nearest ropes to begin to pull himself up and fight back or to try and free his tag team partner Shut Down. Freak is up, Emily Corlenis shakily up as well, and so is Seldon. Corlen charges, Freak ducks under to deliver a swift front kick to Seldon’s face before spinning around on his planted foot to deliver a roundhouse kick to the temple of Emily Corlentaking her down. Lisa charges back, but Freak hip tosses her up and over the top rope to the outside and the concrete floor below. Freak falls forward, but doesn’t fall to the canvas, he lands on the ropes near Shut Down. The big man is furious at his predicament and Freak slides out of the ring to dig under it for something to hopefully free his partner, he pulls back out with a set of bolt cutters before sliding back into the ring. Freak shows them to Shut Down who smiles through his blood mask and nods his approval, Freak cuts first the left wrist then as he is going for the right wrist, Corlen with a steel chair shot to the back of his skull. Freak drops the bolt cutters at Shut Down’s feet, but Corlen is grasped by the back of his neck and shoved forward into the center of the ring. Shut Down quickly picks up the bolt cutters and frees himself to lift Corlenup into the air in a double handed choke lift. He goes to slam her down to the canvas, but Lisa with a brass knuckled assisted nut shot causes Shut Down to fall backwards, Corlenlanding on his chest in a seated position.

One…

Lisa rolls Freak out of the ring.

Two…

Three.

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of Emily Corlen and the Rebel Pro and AOWF World Champion… Lisa Seldon!

*****A Black Inferno*****

JEREMY GOLD: Is he gonna be okay?

Gold seems nervous as he checks up on Inferno, who’s still being attended to by EMT’s backstage.

EMT: Well he’s burned himself a bit but he should be fine in a couple of weeks.

Suddenly from around the corner, the cameras catch Vincent Black making his way towards them. Gold sees this and plants a big kiss on Inferno’s cheeks.

JEREMY GOLD: Good luck, pal!

Gold makes a beeline for the opposite direction, piss streaming down his legs. Black calmly walks over to Inferno and pushes the EMT’s out of his way. Black grabs Inferno by his neck and lifts him high up into the air before choke slamming him through a table. Black lifts up the stretcher Inferno was on and slams it down on Inferno’s broken body repeatedly before scoffing, as he walks off.

VINCENT BLACK: The Extreme Elite say hi.

Fade to ringside…

*****AoWF Television Title Contendership Match*****
*****Justin Case versus Violet Harper*****

JENNY JERSEY: The following match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Number One Contendership to the Alliance of Wrestling Federations TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

The crowd cheers, hungry for more AoWF gold as “The Pefect Drug” by Nine Inch Nails hits.

JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first! She hails from Portsmouth, New Hampshire…

Violet Harper steps out onto the stage, a steady stream of pyro fireworks popping off behind her and a few great highlights of her career here in RPW over the REBELTron behind her.

JENNY JERSEY: She is VIOLET HARPER!!!!!!

The crowd gives her great cheers as she makes her way to the ring and slides in. She nods confidently, as she stretches for the match. Suddenly “Victory” by Puff Daddy hits and Justin Case out, fireworks pop off towards the ceiling and the crowd cheers the display.

JENNY JERSEY: Her opponent! He is a REBEL Pro legend in his own right, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada…

Hugh Aredone comes out behind Case and points to Case.

JENNY JERSEY: “The Millennium Game” JUSTIN CASE!!!!

Case makes his way to the ring and slides in. He begins circling the ring as does Violet Harper.

SIMON KALIS: Wait! Wait!

Kalis jumps up from his seat at the announcers table and grabs the microphone from the lovely Jenny Jersey

SIMON KALIS: Pardon the interruption, but… I just had a brilliant idea!

Kalis looks at Case and Harper, especially Harper who he ogles for a moment.

SIMON KALIS: This is a pretty huge match. I mean, the winner of this tonight is going to face Vicious next week here.. ON AGGRESSION!

The crowd pops, but Harper rolls her eyes and Case taps his foot impatiently.

SIMON KALIS: Thing is, I was thinking about the Extreme Elite and how much of a bunch of dicks they are… So they want to be big boys? Well that means it’s your lucky day Justin. Violet. Cause now not ONLY is this match for the shot at Vicious next week? But the winner of this match will face Hostile at Red, White & Bruised for the AGGRESSION CHAMPIONSHIP!

Violet and Case look at each other, then back at Kalis with eyes wide open as Simon slides out of the ring and rejoins Mikey at the announcers table.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Did you just do that?

SIMON KALIS: Totally.

DING DING DING

Harper and Case lock eyes as both of them begin to circle the ring. . Suddenly Violet rushes towards Justin Case and hits him hard with a stiff left, which catches Justin Case off guard. Case replies in kind with a hard right, and back and forth they trade blows. Violet Harper shows off her great striking capability and speed as she lashes out on Justin Case, but Justin Case isn’t relenting either. It turns into an all out brawl at this point! Left from Violet, right from Justin. Left from Violet, right from Justin. Justin Case cunningly attempts to kick Violet Harper in the gut, but she twists her upper body forward and her lower body back to just avoid getting hit. Harper moves in for a headbutt, but Case in kind dodges by moving out of the way. Harper bounces off the ropes and goes for a dropkick but Case grabs her and power slams her to the canvas before she can hit it clean. She’s quick to her feet and she rushes at The Millennium Game and Case attempts an arm drag quickly in response, but Harper forces him at the last moment to fall back from it.

MIKEY MASSACRE: A lot of good back and forth between these two.

SIMON KALIS: I’m waiting for some blood! BLOOD! People love blood.

MIKEY MASSACRE: You know that for a fact?

SIMON KALIS: As God once so famously said in the Bible, “I gave them bitches period. Bitches love blood.“

MIKEY MASSACRE: I don’t remember that.

SIMON KALIS: Semantics, man. Semantics!

Harper and Case circle each other once more until Case throws a right hook, but Violet blocks it with her left arm and throws a right hook of her own where Case blocks her as well. Both back up and nod, until Case rushes forward and grabs ahold of Harper’s arm, attempting to whip her into the ropes. She reverses, but Case double reverses and sends Harper directly into the ropes. She gets mangled in-between the top rope, and the barbed wire middle rope and gets a few cuts and lacerations on her arms for her trouble. As he comes back at her, Case goes for a clothesline but Harper ducks, straightening her body and sliding underneath Justin Case in-between his legs. Harper quickly jumps up post-slide and bounces off the ropes with a flying elbow, but Case steps out of the way. Harper quickly spins around and grabs him by the back of the head and gives him a reverse DDT. Harper springboards herself off the top rope and hits an incredible asai moonsault! She covers!

1!

2!!

KICK OUT! Justin Case kicks out!

SIMON KALIS: Close, but no BBD.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Isn’t it close, but no cigar?

SIMON KALIS: But I don’t wanna give Violet a cigar.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Then what’s a BBD? Or should I even ask?

SIMON KALIS: Big. Black. Dick. I love’em young, white and tight baby.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Right, I shouldn’t have asked.

SIMON KALIS: Clearly not, Mikey.

Justin Case throws Violet Harper off of himself and gets to his feet. She rushes back at him but he side steps her again and grabs ahold of her. She struggles to wiggle herself free and fails as Case takes her down hard with a Fishermans Suplex. Justin Case covers this time, hooking both legs.

1!

SIMON KALIS: I’d love to “hook her legs” if you know what I mean.

2!!

MIKEY MASSACRE: How are you not sued for sexual harrasment?

KICK OUT!

SIMON KALIS: Everything’s legal in REBEL Pro, Mikey. Bahahaha.

Violet Harper kicks out, but not as forcefully as Case did since he’s obviously much bigger. Case continues his domination by lifting Harper up by her hair and twisting her around right into a Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Case heads to the top rope and flies off with a shooting star press! The crowd pops at the spectacle fashion in which the move is hit and Harper clutches herself as she rolls away from Case, who poses for pictures for the fans here in South Carolina.

MIKEY MASSACRE: There’s a lot on the line in this match.

SIMON KALIS: Maybe I should help Violet? She looks a bit hurt. Or at least this would be the perfect opportunity to cop a feel.

Harper rolls herself all the way to the outside of the ring where fans pat her on the back as she pulls herself together. A glowing Violet Harper fan quickly hands her his chair and she slides back into the ring. Justin Case sees her coming and shakes his head as Hugh Aredone gets a chair of his own for Case and chucks it into the ring for him. Case picks up his chair but Violet Harper shoots her chair at him. He drops the one he has, catches hers and then she runs at him and hit’s a spinning heel kick into the chair, into his face and that sends him to the canvas hard. She quickly puts one chair underneath his head and climbs to the top rope with the other one. She balances herself carefully and then jumps off! She crunches her body, sliding the chair she has beneath her feet and she double stomps Justin Case’s face between the two chairs! The crowd goes NUTS!

Fans: REBEL! REBEL! REBEL! REBEL!

Harper throws herself onto Justin Case, his face bleeding and his head probably fucked up at this point.

1!

2!!

THR-KICK OUT! CASE STILL KICKS OUT!

Harper sits up, in utter disbelief. She rolls back out of the ring and slaps Hugh Aredone across the face and he rubs his cheeks and scoffs at her as she searches through the weapon gallery that is under the ring. Case has time to recover as she does this, and he rolls around the ring wiping the blood from his face. Hugh Aredone hands him some bolt cutters from under the ring and Case cuts off one side of the rings middle ropes and begins wrapping that barbed wire around one of the chairs. Harper meanwhile throws two cinder blocks into the ring before sliding in, but then she’s met with Justin Case and his freshly barbed wire wrapped chair. He brings it crashing down over her head and back, and begins wailing on her with it repeatedly. Harper has tons of new cuts all over her body as Case stomps down across her throat and then chucks the chair aside, dragging her into the middle of the ring. He drops and covers.

1!

2!!

THREEEEEE!!!!!

NO! NO!!! VIOLET HARPER KICKS OUT IN TIME!

Case slams his fists into the ring, and then right back into Harper. She rolls herself up onto her shoulders and hits two quick shots with her knee’s into Case’s already bleeding face. She gets to her feet groggily and grabs one of the cinder blocks she put into the ring. She bashes it over Justin Case’s head as he gets up and he hit’s the canvas again flush. She climbs to the top rope and lifts the cinder block HIGH over her head and throws it at Case. It hits Case across the mouth, throat and upper chest and shatters. Case convulses in the ring as he clutches at his throat as Violet Harper comes off the top rope with a stunning leg drop! She covers!!!

1!

2!!

3!!!

NO! WAIT! JUSTIN CASE FUCKING KICKS OUT LIKE A BOSS!!! VIOLET HARPER CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

MIKEY MASSACRE: This is nuts!

SIMON KALIS: On the streets it’s called attempted murder.

Kalis does his best “troll” face as Harper breathes heavily and can’t believe her luck. Justin Case smiles at her, shaking his head. Harper decides to go back to the top rope and she crouches, waiting as Justin Case gets to his feet. Hugh Aredone is yelling at Case to watch out, and as he turns around groggily Harper flies off the top rope and hits PURPLE HAZE THROUGH THE OTER CINDER BLOCK! The crowd goes NUTS and Harper throws herself onto Case, hooking a leg.

1!

2!!

3!!!

DING DING DING

SIMON KALIS: Whoa!

MIKEY MASSACRE: Well…

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match and Number One Contender to BOTH the AoWF Television and REBEL Pro Aggression Championships… VIOLET HARPER!!!

Case is helped out of the ring by Hugh Aredone and shakes his bleeding head as Harper wipes the blood from her many lacerations and raises her arms.

MIKEY MASSACRE: What a finish. What a victory.

SIMON KALIS: She’ll do well to realize she hasn’t won shit yet. She better beat that son of a bitch Vicious next week. WE WANT GOLLLLLLLD VIOLET! And I don’t mean Jeremy either!

MIKEY MASSACRE: We’re that much closer to Red, White & Bruised folks. For Simon Kalis, this is Mikey Massacre.

SIMON KALIS: See you next week, this time with more blood! Bitches love blood!

We fade with one more shot of a victorious Violet Harper…

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*****QUICK RESULTS*****

Hot and Sour Inc defeats Golden Inferno
Legion defeats Jaice Wilds
Emily Corlen & Lisa Seldon defeat The Freak Show
Violet Harper defeats Justin Case