Aggression 5-20-2011

Let Me In Damn IT

As we arrive outside the “arena” for tonight’s Rebel Pro taping, we find Lisa Seldon and Alexis Sykes currently in deep conversation with two security guards. Or at least Lisa is, Alexis cares about getting into a Rebel Pro show as she apparently does about all her friends feelings. Interestingly enough, that’s why we’re here.

SECURIY GUARD: I’m sorry ma’am, but this is the south. We take people that die and come back to life three days later very seriously.

LISA SELDON: Is this a Tru Blood joke or a Jesus joke or a –

She shakes her head.

LISA SELDON: No! Look, I don’t even care. I have all the big shiny belts which means you need to get the fuck out of my way.

The rather large security guy scratches the back of his neck.

LISA SELDON: Do I look dead to you?

Despite the fact that her incredibly pale complexion gives him flashbacks of the corpse down by the swimmin’ hole he poked with a stick, he decides to shake his head no.

SECURITY GUARD: Look ma’am you’re obviously very much alive and your belts are very shiny, but we were told Lisa Seldon died in a horrible accident I don’t want to talk about in case my good Christian mother is watching and so not to let in anyone bearing her name as they were probably crazed fans.

Lisa pouts very angrily. It’s clear she’s not walking away.

SECURITY GUARD: If you want I can radio inside to –

Apparently she does not want him to radio anyone and would rather punch him in the throat, which she does, and after a few moments of choking he crumples in a heap. The second much quieter, much luckier security guard takes a step forward and then mercifully back when Alexis gets in between them. Despite this, Lisa makes a number of threatening arm gestures.

LISA SELDON: Yeah. Who’s dead now various motherfuckers? Who’s dead now?

ALEXIS SYKES: Now now, let’s be reasonable.

Alexis gives Lisa a rather disingenuous pat on the shoulder as Lisa ploughs a kick into the guard’s ribs.

LISA SELDON: Fuck are we doing employing security guards anyway? You guys never keep out anyone. I had to deal with Simon fucking Kalis every fucking week because of fucks like you doing an awful job of security guarding.

Lisa jumps down on top of the man and begins hammering him with punches.

LISA SELDON: And Rayn! Fucking Emily Corlen! And Marxx that one week!

She punctuates every shot with another punch, spraying blood and teeth in various directions.

LISA SELDON: And you’re always fucking late anytime a fight breaks out. Like you’ve conveniently got shit to do every time Project X throws a guy with cancer off a stage.

Alexis, having decided the representative for the entire security guard profession has probably had enough and starts trying to pry her off. As someone notorious for stabbing people in the face with cutlery, she’s always been thankful for their poor reaction time and willingness to get fucked up for small amounts of pay.

LISA SELDON: Why the fuck did you board up my office door back in the PWA douchebags! That didn’t even make sense!

Lisa Seldon, most of the way off him, manages to flatten his nose into a rather fine smear before being dragged into toward the building.

LISA SELDON: This is all your fault you know. And you’re totally next.

ALEXIS SYKES: I know, I know.

The second security guard finally moves in on what’s left of his friend. They never sue either. Maybe they take an oath.

Violet Harper vs Matthew Kurtis

This match was a David versus Goliath type of brawl booked by Larry Gordon because Violet wanted tougher opponents to face here in Rebel Pro. Larry promised a tougher opponent and he delivered with Matthew Kurtis, former Carolinas Champion and former Tag Team Champion as well. Matthew dominated in the early going having fun with the much smaller Violet Harper. Matthew nailed Violet with his big near seven feet right hands, lifting her up for a couple of double choke lifts, then a Bluegrass chokeslam for a two count, but Violet managed to kick out to keep the match going. Matthew hit a swinging neckbreaker off the ropes for another count of two, but Violet couldn’t or just wouldn’t go down like that. Violet tried to really fight back, but Matthew’s size and strength was just too much for her as he hit her with a vertical suplex that caused the ring to shake violently upon the impact with her flesh meeting the canvas. Matthew went for a third cover, but Violet managed to once again throw her shoulder up and prevent a win for the largest Kurtis Family member. Matthew then pulled Violet up to her feet, but Ms. Harper nailed him in the knee with the heel of her boot catching him off-guard them stood him straight up with an European uppercut. Matthew was stunned and rubbing his jaw when Violet came off the top rope with a missile dropkick to his crotch that sent the biggest Kurtis in the corner in a seated position. Violet then went

on an offensive rampage with dropkick after dropkick to Matthew’s face before she ran with what looked to be a bronco buster, but she changed it at the last second into a double knee face smash in the corner. Matthew was never really the same after that dropkick to the nuts and was definitely not into the match after the repeated dropkicks then double knee smash to the face. Violet went on to dominate the rest of the match with karate kicks, brazilian jujitzu moves, finishing off with a roundhouse kick that nearly decapitated big ole Matthew. Violet wasn’t finished though, she hit several of her Five Favorite Moves, such as an Asai Moonsault, a chair assisted biccycle kick as Kurtis tried in vain to fight back, and she finished off this combo with a show of athleticism when she nailed a 630 degree corkscrew senton. Violet then allowed Kurtis to get back up to his feet where she nailed another chair assisted Bicycle kick, but before he could go down(he was very wobbly on his feet) she hit Purple Haze for the cover and win.

Winner: Violet Harper 12:34

Klondike Recycles

After the match finishes, Megavision starts to flicker..and come to life….

The scene is Art’s Scrap Yard & Salvage, a scrap yard on the outskirts of town, and seen is a lot of scrap metal and old recycled cars and other vehicles. From just off he screen a voice is heard.

“Welcome to a place I know all too well, or at least a place very similar to this place…”
Walking into the shot is Kris Klondike, wearing his familiar blue jean jacket and fade blue jeans.

“Tell me what do you see, what is the most common thing in a place like this, do you know…? Just thinks about it. What do you see here.. well let me tell you.. old rusty metal, looking for a second chance… looking to become renewed… looking for that possibility to become something totally different.”

Klondike now fixes the collar on his jacket… and smiles into the camera.

“Now look here..what do you see,,, someone who had some rust, but now has the chance to refashion himself into something new, something totally different.. yes I had some rust and needed a few matches to get that worked off. Just now I am showing what I can become here in REBEL, a little polish and sweat and now I am ready.. ready to start my climb. I know the past few matches have not been against some of the top rungs of the ladder, but now I have made my way up…and now looking for the next step… who is it gonna be… ??

Klondike now kicks some metal on the ground.. picks up a piece and shows it to the camera…

“See…all this here metal will someday get that chance… to become whatever…but now is my chance to become what I haven’t been yet….!!”

Megavision now goes dark..

Emily Corlen vs Marina Blue

The match between Emily Corlen and Marina started off kind of slow, with both circling each other and Emily yelling out insults to Marina as they circled. They finally locked up, Marina getting Emily in a side headlock. Marina went for a bulldog, but Emily was able to counter with an atomic drop then a clothesline to get the first real offense of the match. Emily would then go on to rock Marina’s World with “Boom Headshot(chick kick) that had Marina wondering if she was still in an Adult video or in a wrestling ring. Emily went for a spear, but Marina was just toying with her, or was she? Anyways Marina lifted a knee into Emily’s jaw that spun her over and onto her back. Marina nailed a springboard moonsault from the top rope, but managed only a two count before Emily got a shoulder up. The men in the crowd really loved when Marina did her springboard moonsault and yelled at her for one more time, she obliged. However, it would be her undoing as she flipped back she moonsaulted Emily’s knees instead hurting her ribs and knocking the breath right out of her. Emily whipped her back first into the corner and worked over both sides of her ribs with her knees showing the fierceness of Johnny Maverick in an MMA style match. Marina fired a right hand that did buy her some time, but when she went for a Russian Leg Sweep, Emily countered with a throat thrust and a very devastating DDT onto the canvas. Emily went for a pin, but only managed a count of two as Marina is a bit tougher than that to put away for good. Emily lifted Marina up, but Blue managed a roll up for a two and three quarter count, barely missing a surprise win. As both women got back up to their feet, Marina lashed out with a superkick, but Emily ducked under and somehow nailed Marina with The Catalyst for the cover and the win.

Winner: “The Emerald Phoenix” Emily Corlen 11:19

Violet Turns Gordon Red
Top of Form 1
Backstage at the Aggression Arena here in Durham. Once again, an RPW camera crew is following rookie talent Violet Harper down the hallway. Voiceover from our lovely commentators come into play.

MIKEY MASSACRE: It appears one of our cameramen is a pervert, Bubba.

BUBBA J: Yeah, but he’s got a good reason. She’s all kinds of fine, Mikey.

MIKEY MASSACRE: I don’t know, she’s not my type. Too violent.

BUBBA J: Well more for me I s’pose.

Violet turns around and gives the camera a big smile. She knocks on the door she has stopped at; once again, it is the office of Larry Gordon.

Larry Gordon: Come in!

Violet, dressed to impress with a low cut blouse and a black skirt, walks into the office, closing the door behind her. Larry’s eyes widen.

Larry Gordon: Miss Harper!

Larry stands, motioning Violet to have a seat. She complies, and sits down crossing her left leg over her right. She leans forward a bit to shake hands with Larry as he sits down.

Larry Gordon: What can I do ya for, Miss Harper? I mean… how can I help you?

Larry turns red. It was an honest mistake, we’re sure she knows that.

Violet Harper: Larry, I find myself coming back to your office in the similar fashion that I did last week. Once again, you have put someone in front of me that wasn’t prepared for it and once again I have made short work of the competition. I understand you thought Matthew Kurtis would be some sort of challenge for me, seeing as how he has had previous success here and he’s a Kurtis.

Larry Gordon: All of the above, Miss Harper. The Kurtis family is a legacy here in RPW, and they’re not to be taken lightly.

Violet Harper: I agree.

She brushes her hair back. Larry is practically drooling at the mouth, but trying to remain somewhat professional. It’s almost cute. Almost.

Violet Harper: I was hopin’ next week you might…step up your game?

She leans forward with a seductive look on her face.

Larry Gordon: *gulp* I can… I can try, Miss Harper. You know I’m a fair man, and everyone here who comes to RPW has to prove themselves over several weeks of consistent effort and success. We are not just your average promotion; we are a serious business with some serious talent.

Violet smiles, and Larry can barely take it.

Violet Harper: I appreciate that, I do. I have no problems doing that, like I said last week. But, I’m hoping you step up your game, darling, and I hope that you give me someone that I can talk good about after I defeat them. All three men you’ve thrown my way have had their pride and bodies maimed on my account. I’m only suggesting you give me a opponent that wants to win and dominate as badly as I do.

Larry pauses for a moment, seemingly having a good idea come to mind.

Larry Gordon: I think I know what you mean, Miss Harper. I will touch base with you tomorrow about your opponent for next week. I think you are going to find what you are looking for, dear.

Violet leans back in her chair, a big smile on her face.

Violet Harper: Thank you, Larry.

Larry Gordon: Now…please…is there ANYTHING else I can help you with?

Larry gives her a smile for a chance, and manages to hide some of the drool.

Violet Harper: We’ll just keep it one thing at a time, Larry. Thank you for your help and the opportunity to compete here.

She gives him a wink, and gets up from her chair. Larry hated to see her go, but loves to watch her leave. Cut back to ringside.

MIKEY MASSACRE: That’s just despicable. She’s got Larry wrapped around her little finger, all because you and him think she’s the hottest woman on the planet.

BUBBA J: I wouldn’t say that, but goddamn she’s a fine piece of work. Maybe if she keeps on winning, she’s gonna need a real opponent here soon.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Like who? Ace Olen?

BUBBA J: Pfft, I was talkin’ about myself. No way Ace gets the chance to get in the ring with that young pretty thing over me.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Despicable, Bubba.

BUBBA J: This is Rebel Pro, Mikey. I figured you’d be used to it by now.

We can hear Bubba laughing as the next match is about to start.

Hostile vs Chad Kurtis
Non-title

This non-title match started off with both men performing the traditional collar and elbow lock up in the center of the ring, but Chad ducking under after a minute or so to nail Hostile in the back with a knee to the kidneys before rolling him up from behind with a forward roll for a quick pin attempt that only netted him a 2 count. Hostile got back up to his feet, but Chad was there with a superkick, Hostile ducking under and plowing Chad with a spear to the groin and Chad was in major trouble here. Hostile mounted Chad with a Lou Thesz press and just pretty much beat the hell out of Chad with punch after punch before finishing it off with a massive headbutt to Chad that busted or broke his nose, I’m not sure but maybe we’ll find out next week. Hostile grabbed a hand full of blood and smeared it on his face like war paint before lifting Chad up for a vertical suplex, but Kurtis managed to fall down behind him with an inverted DDT for a count of two. Chad then got back up quickly bouncing off the ropes with a baseball slide, rolling Hostile out of the ring. Chad launched himself over the top rope with a suicide dive plancha that sent Hostile into the railing. Chad then proceeded to whip Hostile into the ringpost, but Hostile managed a reversal and Chad kissed the steel instead. Hostile lifted him up, but Chad nailed an uppercut to Hostile’s little demon and Hostile turned a bit green even through the red of Chad’s blood. Chad with a swinging neckbreaker took Hostile down on the outside before lifting Hostile up and dropping him face first on the apron. Chad then smashed Hostile’s face into the Announcers’ table before Bubba J warned him to get that shit back in the ring. Chad just stared at Bubba J long enough to give Hostile time to nail him with a low blow of his own. Hostile lifted Chad up, dropping him throat first across the table. Bubba J had had enough though and wanted into the action. Bubba J and Hostile beat Chad down, but it wasn’t long before Matthew Kurtis came down to ringside to help his brother out from the double team. Hostile went after Matthew nailing him with a steel chair, but Matthew was pissed off about his loss earlier and wanted revenge on someone, so him and Hostile brawled in the ring; the much smaller Hostile holding his own. Back on the outside Bubba J was throwing right after right into Chad’s face and laughing as he did so. Bubba J kicked Chad in the gut as he was aiming for the TPT, but Chad put his nuts in a vice and squeezed, halting Bubba J’s plans for the night and sent him through the announce table with a spinebuster. Chad rolled back in the ring asHostile was getting up after hitting the New Jersey Head Shot on Matthew. Hostile spun around and Chad with a CK Finale put him down for the count and win.

Winner: Chad Kurtis 14:41

Let Me Be Heard!

“I’m A Rebel hits up in the speakers as the crowd is pumped from the Main Event of the evening and perhaps wondering about the reprocussions of the interference by Bubba J and Matthew Kurtis? Maybe they are cheering because this could mean a title shot for “The Show”? Who really knows, but they are still cheering as Gordon steps through the ropes, red faced and thumping at his chest.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Gordon not looking so good here, much like your face Bubba J.

BUBBA J: Shut up Mikey before I grind your face into a pound of ground fuck.

Mikey laughs at the obscerdity of Bubba J’s words. Gordon receives a mic from the lovely Jenny Jersey as he once again thumps his chest. The live mic picks up his labored breathing as he paces and does his best to regain his breath, which he manages to do in short work.

“Rebel Pro fans!”

The fans explode from the cheap pop, but no one cares, they still love Rebel Pro and would cheer if a dog barked Rebel Pro somehow. Gordon nods and walks around the ring slowly, he doesn’t want to get over excited.

“First of all, hope you all enjoyed the show tonight and let me say that… Chad! Due to your defeat of Hostile here tonight, you’ll be receiving your Aggression Title shot next month!”

Wow! The fans jump for joy at this development and can’t believe their luck

“You’ll be receiving it at…”

He looks around a smile on his extremely red face.

“Danger Zone!”

He begins to pant heavily, his breath coming out in a wheezing gasp. The mans hear this, but think its just because of the excitement of the moment.

“I was successful in obtaining the Danger Zone name from Mr. Blazenwing on Havok and in turn it will be hosted on June 3, 2011 in…”

He pauses a second.

“In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania as the first show on our National tour!”

He stumbles, holding at his chest, again though the fans think he’s just playing up the part.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Gordon… don’t look so good.

BUBBA J: He’s just hamming it up, the asshole.

Gordon manages to catch his breath, white lines form around his lips.

“That’s right, Rebel Pro will be going on a National Tour to promote our new National Television deal that starts on June 3, 2011!”

He nods, trying to remain calm.

“The first show will be the Danger Zone pay per view show, but here is the best treat of all fans, the show will be free to anyone who can enter the code “Rebel Pro” for the gift purchase amount.”

He nods again.
“But as awesome as that is… I do have one other announcement to give you all for being so good to us as we dominated the South with Rebel Pro action…”

One more time Gordon thumps his chest in obvious pain. He holds up a hand stalling for a moment.

“Next… week…”

He calms himself, taking deep breaths.

“Next week… Lisa Seldon, Rebel Pro World Champion will be defending her title against… the #1 Contender… Simon Kalis!”

The fans roar, the moment they’ve all been waiting for all night, the rumor is true, all of the rumors are true! They jump up as Larry Gordon falls down in the center of the ring. The loud cheering immediately drops to a hushed murmer as Gordon isn’t moving in the center of the ring. You can’t even tell if he is breathing and the fans are now extremely silent as Paramedics rush down to the ring carrying a stretcher.

MIKEY MASSACRE: Oh shit.

BUBBA J: Lets go.

Mikey Massacre and Bubba J hop up from their chairs and immediately remove the bottom rope from the far side of the ring as the medics get Gordon up onto the board.

The crowd is still hushed as Bubba J and Mikey help lift the large Larry Gordon from the ring and onto the stretcher. As Aggression fades away, the crowd silent, we watch as the paramedics roll Larry Gordon backstage.