Kongo vs Rip van Sminkle

Kongo came out escorted by Damien Alexander who set this monster loose on the local wrestler Rip. It was Rip’s first chance here in Rebel and his last as he begged for his release after the match. Kongo demolished Rip and made the local wrestlier wish he could rest in peace, but his body’s injuries won’t allow that for many nights to come.

Bobby Lee vs Akuma The Malignant

In this second Internet match, well Bobby Lee never got in the first offensive move. Akuma was released outside of the ring and ordered to get into the squared circle. Once in, well he utterly destroyed Bobby Lee while yelling out something that sounded like Grandpa Gary at the top of his lungs as he hit every single one of his moves. Bobby Lee was left in the middle of the ring beaten, bloody, and bruised. Akuma was the winner after Jimmy Johnson had no choice but to stop the match due to Bobby Lee no longer responding.

After the match, Kongo came back out with Damien Alexander and both Kongo and Akuma stared at each other across the entrance way.

Aggression 15
Aggression Arena
Durham, North Carolina

August 20, 2010

“Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”

The opening theme begins with Akuma being led from the backstage to the ring by a dog collar, Jester laughing but the sound muted thanks to the Aggression Theme Song playing. The duo step into the ring and the shot transitions…

“I can’t believe what you say to me”

Akuma picks up Case and SHOVES Case’s head between his legs!

“You got some attitude”

UP! AND! DOWN!

“Inside your feeble brain there’s probably a whore”

BLUE THUNDER BOMB!

“If you don’t shut your mouth you’re gonna feel the floor”

AKUMA SLAMS HIM RIGHT INTO THE THUMBTACKS!

” Attitude, the one you got, oh baby”

Johnny Maverick holding up the Carolinas belt before the belt dissolves into the current Rebel Pro Aggression title.

“Attitude, the one you got, oh baby”

The shot again transitions to Grandpa Gary delivering the Sixty Year Old Stunner onto Moke Doshky.

“Attitude, attitude”

Another transition to Grandpa Gary holding the Aggression title.

“Inside your feeble brain there’s probably a whore”

GRANDPA GARY: BACON!

“If you don’t shut your mouth you’re gonna feel the floor”

Dr. Tittylover picks Maverick up…

ROB MARTINEZ: Mothership Connection!

“Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”

Venar stands at the top of the ladder, looking down with both Rebel Pro Tag Team Championship belts in hand, he drops one down to Johnny Maverick.

“Attitude I can’t believe what you say to me”

JENNY JERSEY: Juggernauts, Bitch!

“You got some attitude”

Casino walking down a hallway, wrestling bag slung over his shoulder and a very confident look on his face. As the image begins to fuzz out…

“Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”

Marcus Marion comes into focus as he jumps up and delivers the Revolutionary Thrill to “The Show” Chad Kurtis.

“Attitude I can’t believe what you say to me”

Marcus stands up, holding the World Title over his shoulder, Nicole Rhodes beside him and both looking smug and confident enough for the entire roster.

“You got some attitude”

Akuma has Justin Case up.

“”Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”"

Facebuster into the case of beer bottles! Case counters with a facebuster to Akuma into the glass bottles!

ROB MARTINEZ: Holy Mother what a counter!

Chad Kurtis stands on the top of a steel cage, he looks back at Kyle Roberts, back to the fans.

“”Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”"

“SHOW…SHOW…SHOW! “

He climbs all the way up, disregarding the poor footing cause of the barbwire. Kyle Roberts hasn’t moved, but it could be a possum
The film slows down… Slow Motion.
180 DEGREES

360 DEGREES

“”Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”"

480 DEGREES

560 DEGREES

“”Attitude, you got some fucking attitude”"

SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREE SPLASH….

CONNECTS!!!

THE COVER!

ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

THE CROWD EXPLODES!

ROB MARTINEZ: OHHH MY GOD! UN FUCKING BELIEVABLE! 3 and half turns off the cage.

JENNY JERSEY: The best indy wrestling promotion has just hit your television screen. Now sit your ass down and hold on for the ride of your life!

A pause…

JENNY JERSEY: Welcome! To! Rebel! Pro! Wrestling!

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Handicap Match. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 545 pounds… from Cheboygan, Michigan and Barton, England respectively… the team of Steven Andrews and Chedpac!!!

“Suicide Is Painless” by Marilyn Manson plays over the P.A. system as we see Steven Andrews and Chedpac, accompanied by Big Daddy D, walk out to a chorus of boos from the crowd as they taunt the crowd on their way to the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Fans, if you’re just tuning in, Chedpac and Steven Andrews are facing off against Chad Kurtis in a Handicap Match where if Chad wins, he gets to pick J-Kurt’s match next week. I just hope Chad hasn’t finally bit off more than he can chew.

COREY TAYLOR: It doesn’t change the fact that I still hate Chad Kurtis’ guts and how much he’s tried to hold back J-Kurt, proving that Chad Kurtis is only out for himself!

ROB cialis and smoking weed MARTINEZ: Will you stop it?!?

Just then, “Cocky” by Kid Rock begins to play over the P.A. system as the fans erupt in cheers when Chad Kurtis emerges from the curtain.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponent, now residing in Durham, North Carolina by way of Paducah, Kentucky… weighing in at 230 pounds… “The Show” Chad Kurtis!!!

Chad Kurtis tags hands with a few fans on the way to the ring before making a mad dash to the ring and climbing the top turnbuckle as he pumps his fists in the air, but Chedpac and Steven Andrews pull him down and start to double team him before the bell even rings.

COREY TAYLOR: Way to pounce on him, boys! GET HIM!

ROB MARTINEZ: Things not looking good early on for “The PTPer”!

Chedpac and Andrews whip Chad into the ropes with a Double Hip Toss and follow it up with a Running Senton Backsplash/Running Somersault Legdrop combo by Chedpac and Andrews respectively.

COREY TAYLOR: What teamwork by these two! Maybe this will teach Chad Kurtis some humility!

ROB MARTINEZ: Will you take off your blinders for a minute, please?

COREY TAYLOR: I call ‘em like I see ‘em!

Chedpac then locks Chad Kurtis in a Double Underhook position before executing a Double Underhook Backbreaker, leaving Chad Kurtis in a world of hurt on the mat. Chedpac then waits for Chad to pull himself up off the ropes and takes him down with a stiff clothesline before tagging in Steven Andrews. Andrews then has a chair, tossing it in the face of Kurtis, who catches it only to get caught in a Van Daminator.

ROB MARTINEZ: I sure don’t like how this is looking!

COREY TAYLOR: I don’t like it… I LOVE THIS!

Steven Andrews then goes up to the top rope and goes for a Moonsault, but Chad Kurtis manages to get his knees up and crawls to the outside, landing a Springboard Dropkick to Andrews, who rolls down to the canvas toward Chedpac making a tag. Chedpac then whips Kurtis into the ropes, but Chad climbs the turnbuckles, twists in the air, and hits the Bluegrass Breeze to Chedpac.

ROB MARTINEZ: BLUEGRASS BREEZE! And with authority!

COREY TAYLOR: NO! This CAN’T be happening!

Chedpac then gets up and tries to charge Kurtis but gets caught with a Reverse STO. Kurtis kips up and the fans start chanting “F**K ‘EM CHAD, F**K ‘EM UP!”. Andrews tries to charge toward Kurtis but gets caught with an absolutely beautiful Hurricanrana, taking him to the outside into Big Daddy D as Andrews and D are both out cold on the ring floor.

ROB MARTINEZ: And now, as they like to say up north, business is about to pick up!

COREY TAYLOR: Why, God? WHY must you torment me like this?

Chad Kurtis then springboards off the Middle Rope with a Quebrada into an Inverted DDT as the fans, watching this absolute clinic by the REBEL Pro icon, are on their feet. Chad Kurtis intently motions for Chedpac to get up as he strikes him with a flurry of stiff kicks and forearms before springing off the ropes with a breathtaking Springboard Enzuigiri to the big guy as he hook the leg with authority as Referee Jimmy Johnson goes to make the pin.

ROB MARTINEZ: What an Enzuigiri! That’s another highlight-reel worthy move by Chad Kurtis and that might be it!

COREY TAYLOR: NO! Get up, Chedpac!

One!

Two!

Three!

Referee Jimmy Johnson signals for the bell as a winded but elated Chad Kurtis pumps his fist in the air victoriously.

JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and Gentlemen, here’s your winner of the match… “The Show” Chad Kurtis!

As “Cocky” blares over the P.A. system and Chad goes to the outside to celebrate with some of the REBEL Pro faithful, Chedpac, Andrews, and Big Daddy D are all licking their wounds in the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a clinic put on there by “The Show”, and with that win, he gets to pick J-Kurt’s opponent for next week! I wonder just who in the world could Chad Kurtis be having his own brother face?

COREY TAYLOR: I can’t believe that little spot-monkey pulled off yet another win! I swear to God, this kid has a golden horseshoe shoved up his a-

ROB MARTINEZ: Alright, Corey, I think our viewers get the point. Let’s go to a commercial break and we’ll be right back with more hard-hitting REBEL Pro action!

A commercial plays for the upcoming Rebel Pro “Prove Your Worth 2010″.

“I’m A Rebel” hits up in the speakers as from the back to a huge amount of cheers comes the Owner himself, Larry Gordon. Larry glad hands a few fans on his way to the ring and wipes his feet off before entering.

“We having a good time here tonight?!”

Of course they are, but get out of the ring we want some action!

“Alright… alright… I just wanted to come out here to announce that the rumor of Rebel Pro doing a month long tour of Orlando, Florida is true.”

Mixed reaction. Some are glad of the exposure that Rebel Pro is getting, others are ticked that they are going to miss a month’s worth of live Rebel Pro action.

“Don’t worry, the action will still be broadcast on the website so you’ll still http://viagraincanada-onlinerx.com/ get to see the action.”

A bloody Jacob Venar is tossed from the back. The crowd gasps in surprise as Larry just looks as surprised as the rest of the fans. He drops the mic as EMTs rush down to help the injured Jacob Venar.

ROB MARTINEZ: What is going on here?

COREY TAYLOR: It is that Dr. Tittylover and Casino! You can’t trust either of them!

ROB MARTINEZ: Ladies and gentlemen, while EMTs attend to Jacob Venar, we are going to head to a commercial.

Back from commercial.

JENNY JERSEY: This next match is scheduled for one fall and it is a two on one handicap match!

COREY TAYLOR: What the? She just called that old bastard of a champion a handicap!

ROB MARTINEZ: Let her do her job okay?

JENNY JERSEY: Coming to the ring first, they hail from ‘The Demonic Circus’ and weigh in at a combined weight of, uh, 200 pounds….The Devils Disciples!!!

Creepy circus music hits the PA and the pint sized tag team walk out to a massive wave of indifference. The duo do their best to yell and scream at the fans at ringside, but it’s hard to intimidate anyone when you can’t see over the guardrail.

JENNY JERSEY: And their opponent….

‘House of the Rising Son’ by the Animals hits and the crowd springs to life!

Jenny Jersey: He is the current REBEL Aggression Champion and hails from Duluth, Minnesota….Grandpa Gary!!!!

No sooner are the words out of her mouth then the crowd unleashes a huge ‘BACON’ chant!

COREY TAYLOR: So our 60-ish Aggression Champion is taking on a pair of midgets. I wonder if PWA needs an announcer?

The curtains part and out shuffles the Aggression Champion! he gets a shockingly huge pop from the crowd but that could be because of the Playboy model looking nurse that is with him.

ROB MARTINEZ: What’s this?

Gary is dressed in hospital scrubs and is even pulling an IV pole with him. The nurse, a busty blonde whose breast are threatening to spill out of her tight latex nurse outfit frets over him all the way down to the ring.

COREY TAYLOR: Wow. What kind of insurance does he have to get a nurse like that?

ROB MARTINEZ: I have no idea but I’m sure Obama had something to do with it!

COREY TAYLOR: You mark!

Referee Alan Stone holds the ropes open to allow both Gary and his nurse to enter the ring. After a quick conference with the pair Stone calls for the bell! viagra at target

ROB MARTINEZ: Is Gary even fit enough to wrestle?

COREY TAYLOR: Look at the ass on that woman!

ROB MARTINEZ: What?

The ultra sexy latex clad nurse exits the ring (showing plenty of leg as she does) and Gary looks across the ring at the two devil midgets. A ‘Bacon’ chant erupts through the crowd and Gary is yelling at the Disciples who in turn yell back. The trio inch closer to each other and it looks like Gary is getting worked up! He starts shaking his frail arms ala Hulk Hogan and the loose skin jiggles on his arms. The Disciples rush him! Gary is shockingly quick for a man his age and he whips up the IV stand end plants the end of it in the face of Winston! Nigel puts on the breaks and starts to back away but not before Gary can swing his IV stand around and clock the shorter (much shorter) man across the head! Gary tosses away the IV stand, whips off his hospital scrub and thankfully has his wrestling singlet on underneath it! He looks out at the crowd and yells, ‘Mother fucking BACON!!!!’ To a huge pop!

COREY TAYLOR: I’m officially ashamed to be calling this match now.

ROB MARTINEZ: Huh. You know I’m actually agreeing here.

Gary grabs Winston and tries to scoop him up for a bodyslam. He gets the disciple about up to waist level before simply dropping him to the mat and clutching at his back. A chop block from Nigel brings the Aggression Champion down to the mat! Back senton from Nigel and Gary clutches at his protruding ribcage. Winston is up and they each grab a leg. The count to three and make a wish on Grandpa Gary! Gary rolls across the mat holding his crotch in pain.

COREY TAYLOR: They might have torn a catheter with that move.

Gary rolls close to his nurse who slides something to him. Winston goes to grab at Gary and eats a face full of mace! Winston stops. Drops. And rolls, screaming in agony as his face feels as if it’s on fire. Gary pulls himself slowly up using the ring ropes and points the mace canister at Nigel. Nigel quickly grabs the frail wrist and sinks his teeth into it causing the old man to drop it! Nigel drops his head to grab for the canister and Gary catches him with the worst looking kneelift in history. The nurse hands a cookie sheet to Gary and he smiles. His dentures gleam in the light.

ROB MARTINEZ: Where is she getting this stuff from? I haven’t seen her reach under the ring?

COREY TAYLOR: I’m willing to go give her a cavity search.

Nigel is up. Cookie sheet to the skull! Nigel is down. Winston has gotten to his feet and through swelling eyes http://cialiscanada-onlinerx.com/ sees the Aggression champion coming at him. Running headbut to the gut from Winston! Winston grabs the cookie sheet from Gary and cracks it over his head! Gary stumbles back on rubber legs and falls backward down to the mat when he trips over Nigel who is on all fours! Winston places the somewhat dented cookie sheet across the face of Gary and Nigel hits a baseball slide into the sheet! Gary quickly rolls to the left, pulls himself to his feet and points to the midgets. He looks at the crowd and then back at the disciples before unleashing a shout of ‘BACON!’

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh for God sakes. Every other match has run ins, why can’t this one?

Nigel rushes Gary and takes a boot to the face that almost topples Gary as well! Winston runs towards Gary and flurries him with rights and lefts. Gary hits an overhead Great Khali chop that staggers the smaller devil man! Sixty Year Old Stunner! Gary simply lays on the man as the referee goes for the count!

One!

Two!

Three!

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh thank God.

JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match, The REBEL Aggression Champion, Grandpa Gary!!!

The crowd pops huge for the champ as he’s helped up by the referee.

COREY TAYLOR: That was cruel and inhuman punishment for us to call that piece of shi…..

BOOM! DO YOU WANT IT?

BOOM! DO YOU NEED IT?

BOOM! LET ME HEAR IT!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

COREY TAYLOR: Where the Hell were these guys four minutes ago?

The crowd pops big again as this time Cash N’ Ass – Dr. Tittylover & Chris Casino quickly make their way to the ring while Saliva blasts through the speakers!

ROB MARTINEZ: Maybe they want to congratulate Gary?

COREY TAYLOR: Uh yeah, I’m sure that’s it. (snickers)

Casino points to the Disciples and pulls a thumb across his throat in his best Arn Anderson imitation. Tittylover grabs Winston in a goozle and takes him up!

The crowd shouts ‘Pimps Up!’

Chokeslam!

‘Hoes Down!’ The crowd finishes!

Nigel grabs the motionless body of Winston and drags him out of the ring to safety. And oh Lord, Casino has a live mic!

CASINO: (quietly) Is there anyone else?

Casino stalks around the ring as the crowd start up a ‘Cash N’ Ass” chant.

CASINO: (louder) IS THERE NO ONE ELSE?

Gary is offering his hand!

Superkick from Casino!

The old man hits the deck and rolls to the outside. Casino reaches down, picks up the Aggression Title and tosses it to Tittylover who drapes it over his shoulder. The crowd is a little shocked, unsure what to make of all of this.

CASINO: I will not sit in the back and watch as a promotion I’m trying to help build into a franchise is putting on circus acts. I will NOT stand idly by and watch as they parade an old man around as one of our Champions. I will NOT look on and suffer through another match that involves midgets or Dr. Tittylover!

‘The Mad Pimp’ is nodding, obviously not paying attention to what his ‘partner’ is saying.

CASINO ;No wonder other companies look at us like we’re a joke. That so called match? THAT was a joke. As much as you love Gary…..

A ‘BACON’ yell!

CASINO: For REBEL to succeed people like him and those midgets cannot be allowed further disgrace our ring. Hold our titles and take up spots other hungry athletes should have. I’ll admit, beating up midgets make me feel…Small…But do we want REBEL to be a joke?

The crowd as one shout ‘NO!’

CASINO: Do we forever want to be known as the bastard cousin of NAPW?

‘NO!’

CASINO: REBEL will be the #1 company in North America. Or God help me, I’ll kill Tittylover trying!

Tittylover is seen clapping!

Casino drops the mic and the crowd pops for the unusual pairing and this match that is best left forgotten.

We fade to a commercial for Prove Your Worth 2010.

Back from another commercial and the wrestlers in the Main Event are already in the ring.

Case wastes no time in going after his next challenger Marina Blue with a collar and elbow tie up. Case with the weight overpowers Marina bending her down backwards to the canvas. She drops down, spinning around to bring Case down with an innovative move. Case rolls up to his feet, Marina with a leaping front kick sends him back into the ropes as everyone is acting like this is a standard tag match here tonight.

ROB MARTINEZ: What a kick from Blue there.

COREY TAYLOR: Yeah, but Case will take her down a notch or two.

Blue with an Irish whip, Case uses his weight to counter. Marina in the ropes, springboard backflip and she lands behind Case. Marina with a leap onto his shoulders, reverse hurricanrana.

COREY TAYLOR: He just sat on her head!

ROB MARTINEZ: That is one way to counter.

One… Two…

Blood in to break it up. Here comes Marion, he can’t stand this, he hates Blood now for all of his taunts. Marion with a right, Blood with a right. Right and fistycuffs!

ROB MARTINEZ: No wrestling match here Corey!

COREY TAYLOR: I didn’t expect there to be!

Marion with a knee to the gut doubles Blood over. Swinging neckbreaker and Blood is on the canvas. Marion off the ropes, strut, knee drop. Marion looks out to the crowd, smirking as he points down to Blood.

Elbow drop onto the face.

Marion locks a Boston Crab on Blood and here comes Justin Case with a leg drop across the back of Blood’s neck. Marion leans back increasing the pressure. Justin stomps away and here comes Marina flying through the air. Kick to Marion sends him forward, tornado DDT sends Case down to the canvas.

ROB MARTINEZ: Marina working hard here tonight.

COREY TAYLOR: She works hard ever…

ROB MARTINEZZ: Oh stop it.

Marina slams Justin back into the corner, she chops away at his chest. One chop, two chop, three chops. Marcus from behind with a chop block to the back of her knee. Marina grunts in pain as Marion swings her away delivering a forearm to the chest. Justin comes out of the corner, double forearm hit to the throat. Case lifts Marina up, Marcus off the ropes.

ROB MARTINEZ: Hart Attack!

COREY TAYLOR: Are we allowed to call it by that name?

ROB MARTINEZ: I just did.

Case makes the cover.

One…

Two…

Blood stomps down on the back of Case’s head. Marion is there but Blood slams him in the face with the knuckles of his right fist. Another slam sends Marion’s head snapping backwards. Marion in the ropes, Blood lowers his head and charges.

Snap Powerslam!

Blood lifts Marion up, because he isn’t through dishing out pain to Marcus Marion. Blood slams him back first in the corner, Marion comes out stumbling. Blood lifts him up.

Thumb to the eyes from Marion! Blood drops him, but Marion’s head sslams down on the turnbuckle, he slumps in the corner. Marina whips Case into the corner, Justin reverses. Marina leaps into the air.

COREY TAYLOR: Lucky bastard!

ROB MARTINEZ: But I thought you liked Marcus.

COREY TAYLOR: I’d like to be Marcus right now.

Here comes Case charging in. Marina leaps to the side as Blood delivers a drop toe hold. Case’s head slams into Marion’s thigh, the fans laugh uproariously. Case gets up, furious, Marina with a springboard bulldog takes Case down to the canvas. Blood lifts Marion up, but Marcus counters with a belly to belly sending Blood into the corner. Marion slides out of the ring, hooking on a ringpost figure four leglock. Marina tires http://cialiscanada-onlinerx.com/ to help, Case trips her up, she slams her head into Blood’s forehead. Case is up, whipping Marina into the ropes.

COREY TAYLOR: Benchmark!

ROB MARTINEZ: Justin doesn’t go for the pin!

Case lifts Marina up, and delivers a German suplex, he rolls over, a second, a third, and a fourth where he releases the move. Marina slams into the ropes and gets tangled up in them.

COREY TAYLOR: She is in her normal role… being tied up and all.

ROB MARTINEZ: What are you talking about?

COREY TAYLOR: Cuffs and Rubbers 2: The Secret of the Ooze.

ROB MARTINEZ: You… you… was it any good?

Case is over, stomping away on Blood’s forehead. Justin yells for Marion to release him, after a brief hesitation Marcus does just that. Justin lifts Blood up to his feet.

COREY TAYLOR: Just! Too! Talented!

Ian is trying to get Marina out of the ropes, but he can’t get the leverage in his wheelchair that he needs.

ROB MARTINEZ: Marion lifts him back up.

Revolutionary Thrill!

Cover.

One…

Two…

Three

DING DING

JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match, the team of Justin Case and Marcus Marion!

Both hands are held high into the air.

*CRACK!*

Marion stands over Justin Case, World Title in his hand, just looking down at him. Marion slams the belt down on Case’s face before the lights flicker with a red pulsing beat to them. Seemingly from everywhere in the arena steps over fifty Blood look a likes. All are dressed exactly like Blood, mask, skin tone, they can’t tell them apart. Marion looks over to where the real Blood is laying.

ROB MARTINEZ: Blood’s gone!

COREY TAYLOR: No, he’s right… where in the hell did he go?

Marion spins around as the Bloods surround buy viagra online the ring more securely, getting closer and closer to the ring apron.

COREY TAYLOR: Blood gets in the ring.

ROB MARTINEZ: Another Blood in the ring.

Damn, all Bloods are in the ring, but Marion is ready as he turns to face the first Blood.

*CRACK*

An attack from behind sends Marion down on one knee, the Bloods surrounding to attack him and beat him down heavily. Marion tries to fight back but is unable to overcome the odds against him.

ROB MARTINEZ: Blood Lock!

COREY TAYLOR: Come on, this match is over!

ROB MARTINEZ: Would you be saying that if the shoe was on the other foot?

COREY TAYLOR: Of course not.

A Blood, not sure if it is the real one or not, releases the hold and leans over Marion, a smirk showing crossing his lips.

…FADE….