Aggression 08-06-12

Orders

The show opens with a scene of backstage to find Bubba J pulling up with a squeal of tires, smoke, and loud Southern Rock. As the music cuts off, the door opens, and a cigarette smoking redneck steps from the truck and towards the door, where four Security Guards are waiting apprehensively. Bubba J looks at them, they stare back as he gets closer.

Bubba J: “Do I really have to say that damn tired overused line?”

He waits, they just stare; pulling out cans of pepper spray, with a word “Super” newly noticed by the camera. Bubba J stares at the cans of Super Pepper Spray and shrugs.

Bubba J: “Boys, we can do this either the easy way or the hard way.”

They get into their toughest formation.
SG#1: “Mr. Gordon gave us strict orders to not allow you into the building.”

Bubba J smiles, raising his eyebrow and spitting on the ground between SG#1′s feet.

Bubba J: “Did he now?… So that means that fat fucker is in the building tonight…”

He rolls his shoulders.

“And that means that one way or another… I’m getting in that building.”

They raise their hands, aiming the pepper spray right at Bubba J.

“It’s your funeral…”

He charges, they spray, Bubba J goes down, punching and kicking them wildly, he’s like a wildcat gone rabid!

{fade}

Fire Wood versus Golden Inferno

The match started out with Phoenix and Jeremy Gold going at it. Phoenix would get the advantage and keep Jeremy in their own corner, utilizing the double team when the referee wasn’t looking. Phoenix would tag in Marvin Woodr and Wood would put the boots and fists to Jeremy. Jeremy then would counter Wood with a rake to the eyes and a small escape opportunity to tag in *Fake* Inferno. *Fake* Inferno came into the match and took it to Marvin Woodr as best as he could, but Wood would counter with an attack of his own and put *Fake* Inferno down with a hangman’s DDT. Wood then tagged Phoenix back in who would go to work on *Fake* Inferno. But, *Fake* Inferno manages to escape Phoenix and tag in Jeremy Gold who gives Phoenix a run for his money in the ring and kept Phoenix down with the The gayest leg drop in history! Jeremy would cover Phoenix and Wood would run in for the save. Phoenix eventually makes a tag to wood who hits gold with the Imperfect Tense. He scores the win.

Winners: Fire Wood

Brass Knuckle Strader, Glass Jaw Figgins

The RPWTron lights up to show Jacob Figgins strutting through the backstage area with a orange in hand. He’s peeling and eating as he walks down the hall, but out of nowhere he’s met with a fist with a nasty set of brass knuckles on.

Linzi: Someone just knocked out Figgy!

Jester Jay: Ten bucks says it was the GM, by.

The camera pans over and the fans give a mixed reaction to see Scott Nash Strader sneering at Jacob Figgins.

Scott: Jacob Figgins, it’s a shame you won’t make it to your match tonight. I guess Corlen will get Virgin Keenan to himself. I mean herself.

Scott laughs as he turns and walks Figgy laying out cold on the ground.

Emily Corlen versus Virgil Keenan

Corlen started off dominating this match in the early going, by demolishing Keenan with constant knee and forearm strikes. Corlen whipped Keenan into the ropes and tried for a spinebuster, but Keenan would slip out of it and take Emily down with a reverse DDT. Keenan would begin his offense finally and take out his frustration on the RxW Boss, hitting her with fists and kicks, finishing off his brutal attack with a soccer kick to the back of Emily’s skull. Emily would be dazed from the move and Keenan would take advantage by smashing Emily into the turnbuckles. Keenan would hit a superplex on Emily and try for a pin, but only get a two count. Keenan would continue his offense with an atomic drop into a superkick combo, going for a pin again. Keenan would only get a two count and begin to argue with the ref. In the mean time, Emily would recover and get back to her feet. Keenan would turn around, only to be met with the Down in Flames. The PWA World Champion makes the cover.

Winner: Emily Corlen

Second 2 None On Cockiness and Destiny
We’re backstage at Aggression, with Second 2 None getting ready for their tag match tonight against Vincent Black and Abbey Graves.

Virus: “How bad do you think we’re going to beat them tonight? On a scale from one to ten.”

Jethro Hayes: “Like one being barely and ten being like what we did to Hardcore Snowfall?”

Virus: “Uh, sure.”

Jethro Hayes: “Probably an eleven.”

Engel laughs.

Virus: “That bad, huh? Well, they certainly are asking for it. They want the table scraps of the rest of the AOWF community to work hard and earn what they get. This is Vinnie’s own doing.”

Jethro Hayes: “You betcha. Not to mention, whether Vinnie was spewing out that same tired bullshit or not, we would have came in and busted our ass to dominate this match regardless. That’s what we do.”

Engel nods in agreement.

Virus: “Fucking Hell. I still can’t believe I lost last night. I had him on the defensive the entire fucking match, I mean I was owning him. I shouldn’t have gotten cocky trying to do that piledriver on the steps.”

Jethro Hayes: “You’re right, you got cocky. TMB made you pay for it. He can do that, when he’s motivated. And clearly, he’s about as motivated as anybody right now to get back on the top of the PWA.”

Engel sighs.

Virus: “I’m really tired of how things are going over there. Might & Magic are doing Rob’s dirty work. That cunt keeps running that place into the ground. Personally, my good sir, I enjoy it over here.”

Jethro Hayes: “I couldn’t agree with you more, but Rob and his two faggot lackeys are going to get their shit kicked in before anything else happens.”

Engel nods again.

Virus: “Don’t worry, I’ll make short work of those two so you can murder them after our match. It’s only fair.”

Jethro Hayes: “Jethro Hayes is about to bring his own version of karma to those two sons a bitches.”

Engel laughs, and Jethro adds a small chuckle as well.

Virus: “You do that, but tonight we add another team to the list of those being fortunate enough to step into the ring with the greatest tag team in recent history and getting destroyed. We keep doing this, we’ll get our shot at Corlen and Stone – the right way, the only fucking way. We’ll take them down, and then we’ll take down whoever gets in our way to becoming two time AOWF Tag Team champions. It’s never been done before, Jethro, until we step up to the plate once more.
Sirus Moran and Grifter – only one time did they have the belts. Now granted, Sirus is already a two time AOWF Tag Champion, but he had two different partners. Then, who can honestly say we aren’t the best tag team in the history of the AOWF?”

Jethro shrugs.

Jethro Hayes: “Nobody?”

Virus: “You goddamn right, nobody. Unless.”

Engel pulls his cell phone out of his pocket. He scrolls through his contacts and makes a call. It rings.

Jethro: “Who are you calling?”

Engel puts his finger up and shushes Jethro.

Virus: “Hey, Simon. Listen, if you and Adrian fought us once more with the AOWF Tag Titles on the line, and we beat you, wouldn’t we be the best AOWF tag team of all time?”

Engel waits for a response, which of course is impossible. Engel nods.

Virus: “Uh huh. Uh huh. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Uh huh. Thanks.”

Engel hangs up.

Virus: “See, even that bald motherfucker agrees with us.”

Jethro laughs.

Jethro Hayes: “One step at a time, pal. Let’s suit up.”

Cut back to ringside.

Second 2 None versus Vincent Black & Abbey Graves

Graves and Hayes circle each other in the ring. Hayes is moving quicker than usual and Graves is trying to keep her focus. Hayes fakes a collar-elbow lock and drives his knee right into Graves’s gut. Hayes follows up with an axe handle to Graves’s back. Graves falls to a knee and Hayes grabs him in a facelock, taking him up and down with a vertical suplex. Hayes goes into the ropes and comes down with a big leg-drop over Graves’s throat. Hayes feels the momentum and goes into the ropes again. He tries another leg drop but Graves manuevers out of the way. Hayes hits nothing but canvas and grabs his knee for a moment, trying to get up right away. Graves nails Hayes with a right hand, and another. He gives Hayes an uppercut and then follows it up with a big headbutt. Hayes is reeling back and Graves whips Hayes into the corner turnbuckles. Graves follows through with an elbow smash into the corner. Hayes stumbles forward from the impact and Graves takes him down with a running bulldog! Graves goes for a cover…

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2…

Kick out!

Jester Jay: And Hayes kicks out right after two, by.

Linzi:: Engel didn’t even make a move to break the pin.

Jester Jay: It’s Abbey Graves, that’s why, by.

Linzi:: Sure Jay.

Hayes tries to get up to his feet, but Graves gives him a kick to the gut. Hayes tries to get up

again and Graves helps him up, and then slams Hayes’s face into a corner turnbuckle. Hayes stumbles back and Graves jumps up to the top rope. Graves leaps off and tries to take Hayes down with a flying clothesline, but Hayes moves out of the way. Graves hits the mat and does a barrel roll up to her feet, but Hayes is charging! Graves turns around and Hayes nails her with the Plow!

Jester Jay: Good God! The Plow out of nowhere, by!

Linzi: Graves was nearly broken in half!

Graves is on the mat in serious pain. Hayes makes the cover, but Vincent Black is already through the ropes and gets to Hayes before Engel can intervene. Black nails Hayes in the back of the head with a violent kick, but Engel comes flying in with a spinning heel kick knocking Black back through the ropes and onto the apron. Hayes slowly gets up to his feet and Engel springboards off the top turnbuckle and nails a rising Vincent Black with a dropkick which knocks Black off the apron and to the outside.

Jester Jay: OOH, by! Bet Black regrets teaming with Graves now, by!

Linzi: I regret my partner.

Jester Jay: That hurts, by.

Engel looks over at Hayes, who gives Engel the nod that he’s okay. Engel returns to his corner as Vincent gets to his feet on the outside. Graves is finally up to her feet and Jethro makes a move toward her. Graves nails Jethro in the gut with a kick and then takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Vincent Black is furious and he is about to walk over toward Engel to start something, but Graves yells at him to get back in his corner so she can tag him. Vincent hesitates for a moment, but finally makes his way toward his own corner. Vincent hops up to the apron and Graves tags him in.

Linzi: And the first tag of this match is made as Black comes in for Graves to take on Jethro Hayes.

Graves manages to nail a sweet Double arm DDT on Mr. Hayes and Black goes for the cover.
1…

Engel blocks a punch from Graves and nails Graves with a one-two combination, dropping Graves to her knees.

2…

Engel moves past Graves and drops an elbow right on the back of Black’s head and breaks up the count!

Jester Jay: And Engel makes the save, by!

Graves is back up to her feet and Engel turns around. Graves runs at Engel and nails him with a flying forearm. Engel is knocked back into the enemy’s corner and Graves goes to work on Engel with lefts and rights. Engel tries to block some of them but Graves is able to land most of her punches. Graves hip tosses Engel out of the corner and Engel lands right on top of Hayes! Black is up to his feet and grabs ahold of Engel by the head. He tells Graves to go up to the top rope. Graves climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Black’s call. Black puts Engel’s head between his thighs and locks him in a waistlock. He lifts Engel up and onto his shoulders for a powerbomb, but instead of slamming him to the mat, Black uses his awesome strength to hold Engel horizontal and about half-way down to the mat. Black yells at Graves to go for it, but Hayes is back up to his feet!

Jester Jay: Looks a Doomsday Device!!

Linzi: But Hayes isn’t letting it happen as he nails Graves with a right hook!

Black drops Engel on his back and tries to go after Hayes, but Hayes quickly puts Graves in a guerilla press and throws her at Black! Graves crashes right into Black and both go down. Hayes walks over to Engel who’s trying to get to his feet. Engel looks at the damage and then signals to their corner. Engel walks over to their corner and Hayes follows, giving Engel a chance to tag in. The tag is made! The referee is trying to get control by telling Graves to go back to her corner. Hayes grabs Graves by the head and helps her up to her feet. Hayes scoops up Graves onto his shoulder and goes into a run. Hayes leaps forward and instead of falling into a slam, he drops to a knee and crushes Graves’s shoulder!

Jester Jay: A running shoulderbreaker from Jethro Hayes! What a move!

Linzi:: And Engel is flying off the turnbuckle!

Engel moonsaults off the top turnbuckle and instead of a body splash, he nails Vincent with a double footstomp right on the chest! Hayes grabs Graves and throws her out of the ring. Engel gets Black up to his feet and delivers some painful knees to Black’s stomach and chest. Engel shoves Black into an empty corner and nails him with a chop to the chest.

Jester Jay: Engel is smacking the shit out of

Black! Black is down, by!
Black goes down via double Arm DDT. Engel moves to the top rope and leaps up with the Euthanasia as Jethro ‘Plows’ Abbey to the mat as Matt makes the cover.

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3!!!

Maya Kalis: And your winners of this match and still sexiest redneck in RPW and sexiest man in Bermuda…. SECOND 2 NONE!!!!

Eat That

Bubba J walks in the door, the Security Guards prone outside, noticeablly missing some of their pepper spray cans, not to mention that they seem to be balling and rubbing their faces like babies. Bubba J turns back to the guys after he steps through the door, his face covered in the spray residue.
“Oh yeah fuckers… mighta forgot to mention that I’ve been peppered sprayed many times… I’ve built up an immunity to it.”

He laughs.

SG#1: “But Mr. Gordon gave us Super Pepper Spray, just for that reason.”

Bubba J laughs.

“No such thing inept guard #1… he just fucked you over too. But tell you what, you crawl towards my voice and I’ll give you some water for your eyes.”

The guard crawls over, gasping heavily, Bubba J slams the door heavily on his head as he laughs.

“Fucking dumbass… and Gordon thinks he can stop me… fucking dumbass.”

He walks down the hall, looking for Gordon’s office.

“Got to be near the concession stand, that fat bastard ain’t gonna do without food.”

He spots the office of the PIC(Person In Charge), he walks in quickly and is almost out immediately.

“Fucker is gonna die.”

He smiles and heads with a purpose towards Gordon’s office, now that he’s got the location; it is indeed right next to the concession stand. Bubba J walks up to a person frying some fries.

Bubba J: “Hey… hey…”

The fry cook turns, looking shocked that Bubba J is back here and even more so that he’s talking to him.

Bubba J: “I’m supposed to

pick up Mr. Gordon’s order.”

The cook looks a bit confused, he’s been keeping up with what’s going on.

Fry Cook: “I’m not sure, because he really doesn’t like you.”

Bubba J shrugs.

“Actually I’m here to get him an order, I’m trying to apologize to him and the best way is to get him some of your fries… you know how he loves them, burgers, nachos, and a Pepsi.”

The guy nods and smiles.

Fry Cook: “Coming right up.”

He hands Bubba J the tray.

Fry Cook: “He left his office about five minutes ago, had to check on something out back, but he should be back any moment.”

Bubba J: “I’ll wait on him then… thanks.”

Fry Cook: “Not a problem man, tell him I helped you out.”

Bubba J turns, smiling so that the Fry Cook can’t see it.

Bubba J: “I’ll be sure to give you the credit for the idea.”

The Fry Cook looks astonished, he’s honored and is speechless. Bubba J walks into the office, shutting the door behind him. Immediately the scene cuts to follow him as the tray of food is sat on Larry Gordon’s desk.

“Gonna get that fucker…”

Bubba J pulls down his pants, the camera going fuzzy, and rubs his crotch all over the french fries. He takes the pickle, actually dragging it up and down the crack of his ass… multiple times. He pisses a bit in Gordon’s Pepsi, swirling it around to disapate the aroma and look. Bubba J quickly walks to the door, listening for Gordon’s approach;

Bubba J gets on the phone.

Bubba J(whispering)”He on his way?”

He smiles evily as evidently Gordon is not yet on his way; Bubba J hangs up.

Bubba J: “Thanks.”

He walks back over to the double cheeseburger and once again pulls down his pants and… and… jerks off(his back to the camera) onto Gordon’s burger.

“Eat that!”

He laughs, pulling up his pants after he’s finished, and leaves the office. His phone vibrates.

Bubba J: “I’m fi nished, where is he at? (silence) Ok, I’m outta here. (silence) He’s pissed now… just wait until later.”

Bubba J laughs, hanging up and walking out of the door. Gordon walks around the corner, noticing Bubba J at his door, just waiting; Gordon is pissed.

Gordon: “What in the hell are you doing here?! I told you that you are FIRED!”

Bubba J nods.

Bubba J: “I know, but I wanted to talk to you for a bit and well… I brought you a peace offering; I remember how you love double cheeseburgers, fries, pickles, and a Pepsi.”
Gordon waits a second, a bit taken aback from this nicety.

Gordon: “What are yo u playing at?”

Bubba J shrugs.

Bubba J: “It was the Fry Cook’s idea, he said how much you loved them and I figured it couldn’t hurt to give a peace offering.”

Gordon: “It won’t do any good, you are still fired.”

Bubba J nods.

Bubba J: “I figured as much… but definitely enjoy your food; it was worth a shot.”

Gordon shoves past Bubba J, into his office, and slams the door right in J’s face, who smirks knowingly.

Scene cut in half(one shows Bubba J, the other Larry Gordon sitting down and picking up his pickle.”

Larry bites the pickle, swalling it down after chewing and taking a sip of Pepsi and making a strange face. He picks up the phone.

Gordon: “I think there is something wrong with the Pepsi, maybe the syrup is bad or something… Yes, he brought it to me, told it was your idea, and it changes nothing… he’s still fired.”

Gordon hangs up, swallowing some more Pepsi and eating a french frie.

Gordon: “Mmmmmm, good and salty.”

He eats two or three more before picking up his burger and taking a huge bite. He chews for a moment, before looking down at the burger and noticing that it doesn’t look right. He sniffs the stuff, touches it, then begins to gag before throwing violently up.

Bubba J laughs.

{fade}

Linzi: Welcome Back folks for the Main Event! I hope you all have enjoyed your trip to the can from the last scene!

Jester Jay: Yes, both competitors are in the ring and ready to go, by!

Main Event: Anna Mathews versus Xan Vaxman

Collar and elbow, but El Gringo Vaxman with a roaring elbow smash backs Anna Mathews up. El Gringo Vaxman with a second smash sends Anna Mathews down to one knee. El Gringo Vaxman charges in, Anna Mathews with a fist right into El Gringo Vaxman’s stomach, European uppercut backs him up even further. Anna Mathews dives out with a single leg takedown, but El Gringo Vaxman pounds a fist and forearm into her back sending her down to both knees.

Linzi: Hard knocks early on.

Jester Jay: That’s Vaxman for ya, by.

Anna Mathews shoves up, sending her shoulder into El Gringo Vaxman’s gut before leaping up to her feet to send the sole of her boot into the Canadian’s face. El Gringo Vaxman charges from the ropes, his fists flying and connecting with Anna Mathews’s head backing them both up into the center of the ring. Anna Mathews reaches out, catching El Gringo Vaxman with a wristlock, turning it into a hammerlock. El Gringo Vaxman slaps at his shoulder before reversing it into a hammerlock of his own, releasing to send Anna Mathews down with a bulldog. Anna Mathews shoves El Gringo Vaxman into the ropes. The Canadian comes back with a clothesline, but Anna Mathews ducks under the outstretched arm delivering an elbow to the back of El Gringo Vaxman’s head that staggers him.

Linzi: Anna Mathews standing toe to toe with a former champion here.

Jester Jay: She has been a champion herself, by.

Linzi: True.

El Gringo Vaxman turns around, hip toss from Anna Mathews has El Gringo Vaxman on his back. Anna Mathews with a stomp to the head before hitting the ropes for a leg drop. El Gringo Vaxman rolls out of the way and Anna Mathews crashes on the canvas, El Gringo Vaxman gets up to his knees. Anna Mathews is on her knees and these two begin trading rights and lefts from their kneeling position, but neither is getting an advantage. El Gringo Vaxman with a thumb to the eyes gets him the advantage. El Gringo Vaxman with a big soupbone right, a second big soupbone and Anna Mathews is hurting against the ropes. El Gringo Vaxman with an Anaconda Vise to Anna Mathews has her struggling for air. Anna Mathews to get up to her feet. El Gringo Vaxman turns, right from Anna Mathews, Right from Anna Mathews, a third right from Anna Mathews rocks the fake Mexican. Irish whip into the ropes, back body has El Gringo Vaxman on his back.

Linzi: El Gringo Vaxman goes down hard on his back.

Jester Jay: Anna Mathews showing why she is a consistent wrestler, by.

Linzi: Anna Mathews making a bid for a rematch on Stone.

El Gringo Vaxman is getting back up to his feet, not wanting to stay down for very long. Anna Mathews locks him up, Neckbreaker, Anna Mathews makes the cover.
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2– El Gringo Vaxman kicks out immediately before the count of two.

Anna Mathews stomps on the face of El Gringo Vaxman before dropping a knee into the middle of his forehead to cause even more damage. Anna Mathews hits the ropes, leg drop across his throat and she hooks the leg again.

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El Gringo Vaxman kicks out still, Anna Mathews is content with the match continuing. She pulls El Gringo Vaxman up to his feet, chop, chop, chop, chop, and the series of chops has the crowd wooing and El Gringo Vaxman reeling. He is in the corner with an extremely red chest. Here comes the Dodo Queen, shoulder block to El Gringo Vaxman in the corner. He manages a few clubbing blows to the back of Anna Mathews who shrugs them off. Anna Mathews climbs the turnbuckle, one fist to the head. Anna Mathews goes for a second, but El Gringo Vaxman counters with a high angle spinebuster that slams Anna Mathews’s shoulder blades into the canvas. El Gringo Vaxman sits there, holding onto his legs, dazed and confused.

Jester Jay: Desperation high angle spinebuster there, by.

Linzi: Did you see the impact of Anna Mathews’s shoulder blades there?

El Gringo Vaxman rolls up to his feet, using the ropes for assistance before leaning on the top rope. Anna Mathews rolls over to his feet, El Gringo Vaxman charges sending him down with a clothesline. El Gringo Vaxman then hits some mudstomps on the IC Champion for good measure and then begins to walk them dry. El Gringo Vaxman snarls as he pulls Anna Mathews up to her feet, right hand to her temple backs him up. El Gringo Vaxman unleashes another right fist backing Anna Mathews into the corner. El Gringo Vaxman with a shoulderblock, a second, and a third has his opponent on uneasy street.

Linzi: Xan is like a man possessed.

El Gringo Vaxman waits for Anna Mathews to pivot around as he lays into her with The Lobotomy Drop! He hooks the leg.
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Maya Kalis: Your winner by pinfall, that wannabe Mexican, who is Canadian…. XAN TONTO!!!!!

The show logo appears as we fade out on the laid out Dodo Queen.

Quick Results

Fire Wood def. Golden Inferno

Emily Corlen def.Virgin Keenan

S2N def. Abbey Graves and Vincent Black

Xan Vaxman def. Anna Mathews