Aggression 10-10-2011
*****We’re Starting To Miss Simon***** Shawn West: That’s right. I’ve changed the game itself. As we fade in to the show, the new General Manager of REBEL Pro, Shawn West, kicks his feet up onto his desk and nods in Jeremy Gold’s direction. Gold has a bulletproof vest on and he’s holding a green translucent [...]
Aggression 10-3-2011
*****Previously Recorded***** Joe Louis Arena Backstage 1426, Monday The scene changes to a locker room door, one that reads “Larry Gordon” on the nameplate. We then see a hand reach down, gently turning the knob on the door and opening it slightly. The camera peeks in, we can see Larry Gordon napping on the couch [...]
Aggression 9-26-2011
*****Safety First***** The camera fades in on a conversation already happening, between Vincent Black and Larry Gordon. Gordon has a manila folder in his hand. Vincent’s face is still swollen and bruised, although slightly less than last week. LARRY: “Vince, I’m sorry. Our fight doctor has told me you aren’t cleared. She won’t clear you [...]
Aggression 9-19-2011
*****Guess Who’s Back?***** A midnight blue convertible 1966 Chevrolet Corvette pulls into the parking lot. Stepping out from this sharp looking classic is none other than Rebel Pro Majority Owner, Larry Gordon. After nodding to the camera, he pulls a briefcase out of the car and steps into the building. *****When The Cat Is Out, [...]
Aggression 9-12-2011
*****Special Delivery***** Meanwhile, outside of whatever the fuck arena Rebel’s gonna demolish this week, a tall figure holding a package walks towards the entrance. Strange looking bastard though. But then again, how couldn’t you get crazy looks and double takes when you have robot octopus arms and a really tiny head. And having three voices [...]
Prove Your Worth 2011
*****Aliens, Russia & The FDA***** “I know their base of operation is around…” He screams as he looks at a 50 gallon drum marked “Popcorn Butter” Running away, he trips and a bag of kernels falls on him, causing him to scream in even more pain and fear. “Please no Mr. Doofler Zenaboli… I’m [...]
Aggression 8-29-2011
THE BLOAD SOAKED EDITION! (Kinda like every show, really. Stop being a smart ass) *****This Is Why We Can‘t Have Nice Things***** We fade in following the intro, with Kalis sitting at his desk, his face buried in his hands. There is a shiny metal briefcase on his desk which we take note of. Simon [...]
Aggression 8-22-2011
*****Cigarettes and Whiskey***** We fade backstage, to the office of REBEL Pro’s intrepid General Manager: Jeremy Gold. He’s hiding behind his desk, and we can see the cigarette smoke billowing up as he drinks straight from a bottle of Jack Daniels. He’s all shifty eyed and such. Jeremy Gold: Go away. Marvin Humperdink: We’re [...]
Aggression 8-15-2011
*****When It Rains, It Pours***** As the show opens up, we find a camera aiming at one of the locker room doors. The locker room displaying a name tag of a female nurse from a hospital. The camera then turns and walks slowly down the hallway, revealing more cards from the same hospital with blood [...]
Aggression 8-8-2011
*****BOMBS AWAY!***** ***So much for my revenge, eh?*** A loud rumbling is heard as a Harley Davidson Chopper motorcycle pulls into the parking lot of the Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee. A helmeted man steps off his Harley, pulling off his helmet to reveal a Confederate Flag wearing bandana and a fairly fresh [...]