Aggression 9-19-2011
*****Guess Who’s Back?***** A midnight blue convertible 1966 Chevrolet Corvette pulls into the parking lot. Stepping out from this sharp looking classic is none other than Rebel Pro Majority Owner, Larry Gordon. After nodding to the camera, he pulls a briefcase out of the car and steps into the building. *****When The Cat Is Out, [...]
Aggression 9-12-2011
*****Special Delivery***** Meanwhile, outside of whatever the fuck arena Rebel’s gonna demolish this week, a tall figure holding a package walks towards the entrance. Strange looking bastard though. But then again, how couldn’t you get crazy looks and double takes when you have robot octopus arms and a really tiny head. And having three voices [...]
Prove Your Worth 2011
*****Aliens, Russia & The FDA***** “I know their base of operation is around…” He screams as he looks at a 50 gallon drum marked “Popcorn Butter” Running away, he trips and a bag of kernels falls on him, causing him to scream in even more pain and fear. “Please no Mr. Doofler Zenaboli… I’m [...]
Aggression 8-29-2011
THE BLOAD SOAKED EDITION! (Kinda like every show, really. Stop being a smart ass) *****This Is Why We Can‘t Have Nice Things***** We fade in following the intro, with Kalis sitting at his desk, his face buried in his hands. There is a shiny metal briefcase on his desk which we take note of. Simon [...]
Aggression 8-22-2011
*****Cigarettes and Whiskey***** We fade backstage, to the office of REBEL Pro’s intrepid General Manager: Jeremy Gold. He’s hiding behind his desk, and we can see the cigarette smoke billowing up as he drinks straight from a bottle of Jack Daniels. He’s all shifty eyed and such. Jeremy Gold: Go away. Marvin Humperdink: We’re [...]
Aggression 8-15-2011
*****When It Rains, It Pours***** As the show opens up, we find a camera aiming at one of the locker room doors. The locker room displaying a name tag of a female nurse from a hospital. The camera then turns and walks slowly down the hallway, revealing more cards from the same hospital with blood [...]
Aggression 8-8-2011
*****BOMBS AWAY!***** ***So much for my revenge, eh?*** A loud rumbling is heard as a Harley Davidson Chopper motorcycle pulls into the parking lot of the Gaylord Entertainment Center in Nashville, Tennessee. A helmeted man steps off his Harley, pulling off his helmet to reveal a Confederate Flag wearing bandana and a fairly fresh [...]
Armed Assault 2011
*****Code RED***** We find ourselves in the parking lot, where a familiar motorcycle revvs into a vacant space. The biker’s helmet is removed, and Lucious Starr makes his way to the entrance. A few security guards stop him, and he grins. Lucious Starr: Howdy, fellas. If you don’t mind… Security Guard 1: Sir, we’re not [...]
Aggression 7-25-2011
*****The Invitational***** Fireworks pop off all across the arena as the crowd jumps to their feet! Flashes of all the great stars here in RPW flash over the REBELTron. Lisa Seldon holding the REBEL Pro World, Tag Team and AoWF World Titles all at once as she stands dominant over the field. Justin Case watching [...]
Aggression 7-18-2011
*****Mysteries and Mayhem!***** The camera cuts backstage to where two men stand in shadows. Both men are wearing masks, but one is nearly seven feet tall and the other is about six feet two or three inches with a beer gut protruding out slightly causing his “Rebel Pro” t-shirt. Shorter Man: “I say its that [...]