Prove Your Worth 2010
09-03-2010
ROB MARTINEZ: We are back and here is the Tag Team Title match up that we’ve all been waiting for.
DING DING
ROB MARTINEZ: Here we go with the second of three title matches tonight Corey.
COREY TAYLOR: Yeah, sleeper number two, although Grandpa Gary nearly getting wrestlecized in the last match was a high point for me.
Casino with a right rocking Johnny back. Here comes Jacob though with a swift kick to Dr. Tittylover’s ribs sending hiim into the ropes. A back body sends Casino out.
He lands on the apron, grabbing Johnny in a rear facelock. He lifts, Johnny fights, but manages to turn in mid-air. He lands on the inch behind Casino, Chris begins to fire elbows from side to side to stop Johnny. Maverick wraps his arms around Casino’s waist. He just lets gravity take over.
COREY TAYLOR: Casino’s head just slammed into the concrete, he may have dented it!
ROB MARTINEZ: I think his skull will be fine.
COREY TAYLOR: Skull?! I’m talking about the concrete!
Johnny rolls back into the ring, time for a little double team action. Tittylover pounds his fists in rapid succession into Jacob’s ribs in the corner.
PIMP SLAP!
Jacob’s head rocks back on his neck, DT going for another. Maverick lifts up, hand caught and DT turns around.
COREY TAYLOR: Damn what a headbutt from Johnny!
Dr. Tittylover’s head rocks back to meet Jacob’s oncoming head.
Headbutt sandwich!
DT may be busted open, too early to tell right now. Maverick with an Irish whip sends DT running into the corner. Maverick whips his partner Jacob Venar who launches with a scissor kick right to DT’s mouth causing him to bounce out of the corner thanks to the impact. Johnny off the ropes with a springboard bulldog and DT is down on the canvas.
Double cover!
One…
Two…
Casino pulls Jimmy Johnson out of the ring, shaking his finger in his face. Johnson just shrugs his shoulders, no DQs here so it is perfectly legal. Casino rolls into the ring, ready for both Juggernauts. Casino with a right, Johnny with a left, Jacob with a left right combo. Casino avoids Johnny’s blow by swaying towards Venar and accepts the left and right in quick succession.
ROB MARTINEZ: Casino making a sacrifice.
Casino in Jacob’s reach now and letting him know it with firey rights into the ribs. Maverick launches a kick into the ribs, but Casino just falls down the kick connects with Venar. Maverick looks up, shrugging as Jacob nods that he knows it was Casino’s fault. Chris looks up, and smiles?
COREY TAYLOR: WATCH OUT!
DT with a steel chair to the back of Venar’s head sends hin into Johnny’s arms. DT doesn’t wait though as he swings the chair again, Casino similtaneously kicks him right in the thigh from his down position. Maverick falls back from the double team move and is in the ropes. Maverick bounces back, but the next shot sends Maverick over the top to the outside. DT doesn’t wait though as he continues the steel chair shots on the down Venar. Casino launches himself from the top turnbuckle with a shooting star press onto Maverick on the outside!
ROB MARTINEZ: MY GAWD what a move!
COREY TAYLOR: It connects, but Casino may have hurt himself.
DT has Venar in the corner stomping a pimptastic mudhole into his body, but Casino has the ultimate weapon outside.
COREY TAYLOR: What is… that?
ROB MARTINEZ: Not that, please not that!
Casino has a homemade video playing of Chyna matches!
The crowd are shrieking in fear and disgust, Johnny goes slack jawed and his eyes are glassy. DT turns to Casino, shaking his head, perhaps even he wouldn’t go that far. Venar slams his head into DT’s midsection before pulling himself up in the corner. Right, he shifts his feet, left. Jacob is dancing like Ali as he dances while jabbing rights and lefts into DT’s head and ribs. DT falls back. Venar runs up the corner…
FLYING ROUNDHOUSE!
COREY TAYLOR: DT may be decapitated!
Venar doesn’t check to see, he leaps over the top rope with a diving plancha that sends Casino sprawling and his IPOD sliding to the feet of the announcer’s table.
COREY TAYLOR: That IPOD isn’t cheap Venar better return it!
ROB MARTINEZ: He didn’t steal it.
COREY TAYLOR: And he’d better not!
Venar stomps down on the chest and ribs of Casino while Johnny still sits there dazed and drooling from boredom and fear. Jacob slaps him hard to bring hiim around.
It works as Johnny shakes his head to clear the cobwebs and crawls for the IPOD. He lifts it up, pausing the match before crawling back to Casino.
MAVERICK: You like her so much!
Johnny holds the screen close to Casino’s face while Jacob makes him watch her try to wrestle. Casino shakes his head from side to side, but Venar and Maverick make his head stay still.
COREY TAYLOR: He is getting exactly what he deserves.
ROB MARTINEZ: Just who are you pulling for?
COREY TAYLOR: I don’t know, I’m so… I’m so… I’m so torn!
Corey screams with the torment of who he wants to win, forget him supposing to be unbiast. The match is over and Maverick goes to toss the IPOD away, but a new image pops onto the screen. A broad smile crosses his face as he turns the screen back to Casino. The image causes Casino’s eyes to roll back into his skull and Venar passes out. Maverick looks back down to make sure of something.
ROB MARTINEZ: Maverick passes out!
COREY TAYLOR: What could be that horrible?
ROB MARTINEZ: Dr. Tittylover is fixing to find out.
He stumbles over to the screen and lifts it. The camera moves in as much as it can…
MAE YOUNG IN A STRING BIKINI!
Dr. Tittylover looks from side to side before sliding the player into his tights and pulling Maverick up to his feet. He lifts Maverick onto his shoulders and boots Casino to wake him up a bit. Chris looks up hesitating, not wanting to see that image again. He sits up, running over as DT swings Maverick around. Casino leaps catching him in a three quarter facelock.
COREY TAYLOR: Excellent move from Casino there.
Chris rolls Johnny into the ring as DT pulls Venar up slamming his head into the ringpost and busting him open now. Casino sets the chair up in the center of the ring before whipping Maverick into the ropes. Maverick comes back.
ROB MARTINEZ: Drop toe hold to Maverick!
Johnny’s face goes right into the chair making a satisfying thunk sound that Casino seems to be very pleased with.
COREY TAYLOR: Chris is about three seconds away from splitting with Casino forever!
One…
Two…
Thr
Somehow Venar pulls Casino off of Maverick, saving his partner and their titles. DT is laying on the floor holding himself and rocking back and forth. Venar looks at Casino and just smiles. But wait! Dr. Tittylover pops up behind Venar who is stepping through the ropes. The crowd cheer, but Venar is unaware and Casino isn’t letting him on the secret.
LOW BLOW!
ROB MARTINEZ: Low blow sends Venar’s hands to hold himself.
Casino has Maverick back up, he lifts him up!
COREY TAYLOR: Bankrupt 2.0 on the chair!
Maverick’s out and Casino makes the cover.
One…
COREY TAYLOR: Come back to me Chris, come back to the right side!
Two…
Three.
DING DING DING
JENNY JERSEY: Winners of the match and NEEEEEEEEEEW Rebel Pro Tag Team Champions; the team of Dr. Tittylover and Chris Casino… Cash And Ass!
COREY TAYLOR(sniffing with joy): He did it! No more Dr. Tittylover!
Hell O Ween 2010
10-01-2010
ROB MARTINEZ: Okay folks We’re ready for our next match of “the Future” Chris Casino versus “the Bird of Prey” Jacob Venar. Just a warning to our internet audience this match will be bloody thanks to the stipulation.
COREY TAYLOR: Goody-goody more blood. So what is the stipulation for this match, Martinez and what are they doing to the ring ropes?
ROB MARTINEZ: I was just fixing to tell the fans and you that, Corey.
COREY TAYLOR: Okay then I’ll shut up for a minute.
ROB MARTINEZ: Thank you, Corey. The following match is a “Wonderland Match” where
The ropes are removed, and broken shards of glass are placed all around ringside. The competitors can win by pinfall or submission anywhere, and obviously there are no rope breaks or DQs. They come clothed in shirts pants and cannot pick up glass to stab opponent. So hang on people it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
COREY TAYLOR: Yeah but no stabbing, bummer.
ROB MARTINEZ: Shut up!
Anthem For The Underdog” hits up in the speakres and the noncrowd give him a great reaction of noncheers.
JENNY JERSEY: From British Columbia… Canada, he stands at six feet two inches and weighs in at two hundred and forty pounds. He is one half of Juggernauts, Bitch!… he is… JACOB VENAR!
“Smooth” salsas its way into the speakers and out comes Chris Casino.
JENNY JERSEY: From Las Vegas, Nevada, he stands at five feet and eleven inches weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds… He. Is. CHRIS. CASINO!
DING DING
Chris Casino and Jacob Venar lock-up collar to elbow in yet another unique match here at Hell-o-Ween. Casino with the early advantage as he traps Venar in a hammerlock. Venar winces slightly as Casino applies pressure but quickly reverses the hold and traps Casino into a hammerlock of his own. Jacob applies the pressure to Chris’ arm but only briefly before Casino breaks free and takes Jacob over with a hip toss. Venar makes it back to his feet just as Casino rushes at him. A drop toehold into a side headlock by “the Bird of Prey” but wait it’s reversed into a hammerlock by ’the Future”.
ROB MARTINEZ: These two are putting on a clinic so far.
COREY TAYLOR: Yeah a sleep clinic. C’mon this is Rebel Pro make with the hardcore action already.
ROB MARTINEZ: Say that a lot do you, Corey?
COREY TAYLOR: Do I say what a lot?
Back in the ring Casino is still in charge until a snap mare by Venar puts him on his back. Jacob goes to hit the and then stops and remembers there are no ropes on the ring during this match. Momentarily at lost because of the unique ring set-up turns around only to meet with a dropkick by Casino. Chris quickly slaps a single leg Boston Crab on Venar. Jacob fights the pain of the hold before trying to roll through it. Casino releases the leg but right back at Jacob and met with a beautiful Rickey Steamboat-like deep arm drag. Venar immediately traps Casino left in an armbar. Casino counters with a hiptoss into a body scissors. Jacob breaks out of the body scissors and tries to apply a ankle lock but Casino kicks him away. Venar almost falls off the edge of the rope less ring onto the shards of glass put stops himself. Chris by instinct, like Jacob earlier, goes to use the ropes, but stops when he remembers there are no ropes. Casino stops just before he flies off into the glass at ringside. Jacob comes behind Chris and school boy’s and referee Alan Stone makes a count…
ONE…
TWO…
Casino kicks out at two and both wrestler scramble to their feet. Both abandon the technical show they have been putting on so far and begin to trade chops and punches. Chris boots ducks a punch thrown by Jacob and goes behind and locks in a German suplex. At the last second Casino spins around and it’s a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX off the ring apron on the shards of broken glass. Casino runs over to opposite side of the ring and then runs back across the ring and comes off the ring with a flying forearm aimed at the prone and bleeding Venar. The move connects and Casino goes for a cover, Alan counts from in the ring….
ONE…
TWO…
KICK OUT!
Casino rains punches down on Venar until Jacob is able to roll him off. Jacob scrambles back to his feet as Casino charges back at him. Jacob fires a kick at Chris’s gut but his foot is caught by Casino…Enzuigiri by Venar knocks Casino down and he just avoids going face first into the glass. Jacob climbs back up onto the ring, and with a running start comes off with the Leap of Faith! Venar crashes down on Casino and rolls off, now both are bleeding heavily as they make it to their feet. A lowblow by Casino gains him a momentary advantage which he uses to look under the ring for weapons and finds a steel chair and pulls it out. Casino turns around and is surprised by Venar and a running Enzuigiri. The move forces the chair back into Casino’s face and Chris crashes back into the glass with a loud tinkling crash. Jacob positions the chair over Casino’s face and chest before climbing back up onto the ring for another high risk move. Moonsault by Venar and Casino rolls out of the way using the chair to protect his face for the glass. Jacob barely gets his hands up in time to protect his face from the glass.
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! Look at all the blood it’s a horror show.
COREY TAYLOR: Ain’t it great don’t be such a wimp Martinez. Like I said this is great.
Both Casino and Venar are slow to their feet this time. But its Jacob with a sudden burst of energy that takes down his opponent with a explosive spear. They both crash back into the glass. This time however Chris is the first to his feet and he grabs the chair and swings hard at Venar’s skull and connects sending Jacob back into the glass hard. Casino brings the chair several more with the sound of breaking glass and steel hitting flesh again and again. Casino stops and smirks at the camera and walks over and jaws with it instead of trying to finish off Jacob. Turning his attention to the camera proves to be a mistake as when he turns around and is met by a brutal Shining Wizard Knee strike from Venar. Venar quickly gets back in the ring and waits for Casino to get back to his feet. Casino stands up and looks around for Venar, not seeing him ringside he turns towards the ring at the same instant that Jacob crashes into him with the Whisper in The Wind. Venar covers and Alan Stone has a spot cleared of glass on the floor and makes a count….
ONE….
TWO…
KICKKOUT !
Casino kicks out at two and Makes it to his feet as does Jacob. Both are wobbly from the loss of blood but Jacob tries another spear but Casino catches him in a front facelock. It looks like Casino’s going to DDT Venar but wait Chris adjusts the hold and drives Jacob face first into the glass his Bankrupt Version 2.0 finisher. Casino rolls Jacob over and Stone starts the count….
ONE…
TWO…
THREE….
JENNY JERSEY: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER “THE FUTURE” CHRIS CASINO!!!!!!
EMT’s rush to the ringside to treat both wrestlers for their loss of blood.
Misgivings 2010
11-05-2010
JON MCDANIEL: We come back from commercial fans and are here for this Robinson Pro Tag Team Championship Title match.
DING DING
J-Kurt and The Dragon step into the ring to start this match off. Collar and elbow, J-Kurt with a fast go behind into a rear waistlock, but Dragon leans forward to send J-Kurt over. J-Kurt in the ropes springing back over Dragon with a flip to land on his feet. J-Kurt with a dropkick sends Dragon into the ropes to bounce back with a running elbow shot aiming to take J-Kurt down. J-Kurt grabs the arm flipping Dragon over to land on his feet.
JON MCDANIEL: Back and forth action from these two stars.
COREY TAYLOR: Well Dragon is a star, J-Kurt is just a fart in the breeze.
Leg sweep from Dragon takes J-Kurt off his feet, but Dragon isn’t finished as he springs to the ropes, back flipping onto J-Kurt for the pin attempt.
ONE! TWO T
Matthew in to break up the pin from the rapid count of Alec Wilcox, who immediately orders Matthew back to his corner. Dragon drags J-Kurt over to the corner where Moke Doshky is extending his hand for the tag. Moke slaps his own chest to make the sound and steps into the ring. Moke tosses JK into the corner, pounding away with rights and lefts in the corner until JK is in a seating position. Moke rams a knee into his face before lifting the youngest Kurtis brother up to lean in the corner. Moke rams his shoulder into J-Kurt’s midsection and lifts him up onto the top turnbuckle. Matthew is yelling that Moke didn’t make the tag and the crowd is going along with him.
COREY TAYLOR: What are these idiots yelling about? I heard the tag.
JON MCDANIEL: You heard Moke slapping his own chest, he never once touched The Dragon.
Dragon gets the tag back into the ring before climbing up to the top turnbuckle right behind J-Kurt. Dragon leaps to J-Kurt’s shoulders before rolling forward bringing J-Kurt’s head down on the canvas and hooking the legs for another pin.
ONE! TWO! THRE
Matthew back into break up the quick count pin again.
COREY TAYLOR: What cheating tactics from Bluegrass Mafia here!
JON MCDANIEL: Matthew is jjust saving the match, every team does it.
Moke comes into the match again as Alec pushes Matthew towards his corner. Matthew ducks past the referee but Moke steps quickly back through the ropes, grinning and waving sarcastically as Alec turns around to see what Matthew is going after. Matthew looks at Moke before growling like a bear and stepping back towards his corner. As soon as his back is turned Dragon whips JK into the corner and as Moke chokes him behind the ref’s back Moke chops his chest and kicks him in the ribs repeatedly.
JON MCDANIEL: J-Kurt is in a big time world of hurt and need in this match.
COREY TAYLOR: J-Kurt is usually on the side of need.
J-Kurt tries to shove Dragon off, but Moke has his hands clamped around his neck like a human vice grip and there isn’t much on the shove. Alec turns around and miraculously Moke doesn’t have his hands choking JK anymore instead they are reaching out for a legal tag. Dragon tags the big man in where he immediately begins to pound away on J-Kurt’s ribs with his massive knees and elbows to the face. Moke lifts J-Kurt onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry, bringing hiim over into a shoulderbreaker before applying a knee into his shoulder blades and yanking back on his arms. J-Kurt groans in pain and tries to reach for the ropes, but the hold prevents much mobility.
COREY TAYLOR: I heard J-Kurt give up!
JON MCDANIEL: No you didn’t, stop your lying, I swear you are worse than a politician before election day.
J-Kurt tries again to reach for the ropes, but he is too far away. J-Kurt tries to get a foot under him but just as he does Moke releases the hold causing J-Kurt to stumble back from his own momentum. J-Kurt bounces off the ropes throwing an elbow into Dragon’s face before flying forward with the fist cocked and slamming it right into Moke’s mouth.
COREY TAYLOR: Now, what is the point of attacking Dragon there, he isn’t even the legal man!
JON MCDANIEL: To prevent the double team.
Moke stumbles back in surprise, but J-Kurt is using the adrenaline rush. J-Kurt falls to the mat, sweeping Moke’s legs out from under him sending the big man down onto his back. J-Kurt lays there breathing heavily as he looks for his corner. Matthew leans over the corner, his hand extended for the tag. J-Kurt slowly begins the long crawl as he is near Might and Magic’s corner. J-Kurt is half-way there when Matthew leans over with his long reach and J-Kurt launches himself at the hand.
TAG ISN’T MADE!
Dragon leaps in to grab the ankle and prevent the tag! J-Kurt flips over, connecting solidly with Dragon’s skull and his right boot. The force of the kick flips Dragon over onto his back but J-Kurt falls on his back from the exertion of the move. Matthew slaps on the turnbuckle and the crowd is getting behind him taking up the pattern with stomps and claps. Matthew leans down even further, J-Kurt reaches up just fingertips away…
COREY TAYLOR: Moke is back up and heading for J-Kurt! Get hiim Moke!
Moke grabs the ankle, but…
TAG IS MADE!
Matthew comes over the top rope, throwing a big time right hand. Moke reels back, Matthew delivers another right. Moke is in the ropes, but Matthew presses his advantage with another right, he pounds a left into Moke’s ribs before delivering a haymaker that spins Moke around. Matthew with a big boot to Moke’s ass sends him face first into the neutral corner. Moke stumbles back out of the corner, big time clothesline takes Moke down on the canvas. Here comes the Flying Dragon though as he leaps from the top turnbuckle with a scissorskick.
CAUGHT!
Matthew catches The Dragon in mid-scissor.
JON MCDANIEL: What strength!
COREY TAYLOR: Matthew is probably taking some Performance Enhancing Drugs.
Matthew spins around…
BLUEGRASS BOMB!
CENTER OF THE RING!
But Moke is the legal man, not Dragon and Moke is coming back around. Matthew shoves up to his feet as Moke lumbers back into the fight. Matthew ducks under the haymaker of Moke, catching his arm and lifting the big man to show his power. Moke is surprised at Matthew’s strength.
BIG MAN BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!
The ring shakes violently upon Moke and Matthew’s impact with the canvas.
COREY TAYLOR: He better not have broken Mr. The Phoenix’s ring.
JON MCDANIEL: All he is thinking right now is winning those Robinson Pro Tag Team Championship belts!
Dragon rolling up to his feet, a bit shaky, but sensing danger. Matthew makes the cover on Moke as Dragon runs for the pin.
JON MCDANIEL: I can’t believe it!
J-Kurt leaps from the top turnbuckle, over the pin, to grab the running Dragon around the head and execute a tornado DDT over half-way across the ring.
ONE!
Alec is hating to have to do this and making sure that Moke’s shoulders are definitely down. Matthew growls at him as Scottie Snow comes flying down the ramp to interfere.
TWO!
J-Kurt with a running leap, launches himself over the top rope to the outside and slams into Scottie Snow hard! Both men go sprawling as Alec once again looks at the shoulders.
THREE!
Silence…
JON MCDANIEL: They did it!
COREY TAYLOR: They… they… they cheated!
DING DING
ERIC EMERSON: Winners of the match and NEEEEEEW Robinson Pro Tag Team Champions of the World…. Matthew and Jonothan Kurtis… Bluegrass Mafia 2.0!
Matthew kneels in the center of the ring as Moke rolls out of the ring. J-Kurt slides back into the ring as Moke, The Dragon, and Scottie Snow head back up the ramp. Lyndsey slides into the ring, holding both belts and looking down at her husband and youngest Brother-in-law. Lyndsey lays one belt on J-Kurt’s shoulder before kissing Matthew right on the mouth and placing the other belt on his shoulder. Matthew looks up into Lyndsey’s face and he is smiling from ear to ear. The crowd explodes in cheers for the Bluegrass Mafia 2.0 as they are the NEW Robinson Pro Tag Team Champions! From the back comes Chad Kurtis, Warren, Bobby Lee, Johnny Maverick, and… Chris Casino?
COREY TAYLOR: Here comes Casino after his punishment to extract some revenge…
JON MCDANIEL: All of the people are in the ring now and surrounding Jonothan and Matthew.
Lyndsey looks at Chris who steps forward and extends a hand towards Jonothan and Matthew, both hesitantly take the offered hand and shake it. Casino nods and looks behind the group, at the top of the ramp. The Freak and Shut Down stand there, clapping before walking down the ramp as well. Everyone surrounds the new Robinson Tag Team Champs to prevent any destruction to this happy occasion , Freak and Shut Down step into the ring.
JON MCDANIEL: What do these two want?
COREY TAYLOR: They are going to attack on Robinson’s orders!
No one knows where The Freak and Shut Down truly stand until they step forward throwing a fist… that turns into a hand shake before they hold up the hand of Matthew and Jonothan Kurtis. The roof nearly explodes with cheers.
Rebel Pro Logo flashes up onto the screen, covering up the Robinson Pro logo.
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Merrytime Massacre 2010
12-03-2010
ERIC EMERSON: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the #1 Contender ship for the Robinson Pro World Title….
“Smooth” by Carlos Santana & Rob Thomas glides through the PA!
ERIC EMERSON: Coming to the ring first, he hails from Las Vegas, Nevada and weighs in at 220 pounds….’The Future’ Chris Casino!!!
Casino steps out from the back and gets a mixed reaction from the Robinson Pro crowd! With a confident smirk, he makes his way towards the ring.
ERIC EMERSON: And his opponent…..
“My Michelle” by GNR replaces smooth crooning of Casinos theme music.
ERIC EMERSON: Accompanied to the ring by Nicole Rhodes, he hails from Atlanta, Georgia and weighs in at 233 pounds….’The Revolutionary’ Marcus Marion!!!
Marion and the ever lovely Rhodes emerge from the back and like Casino, get a mixed reaction from the crowd. They might not love these men, but they respect them.
JON MCDANIEL: This is it, the rubber match between two of Robinson Pro top stars! It’s also the LAST time these two will meet in a one on one encounter so this will be for not only bragging rights but for a chance to meet the Robinson World Champion.
COREY TAYLOR: It’s gonna be Ego-Mania 2010!!!
Both men are now in the ring, Rhodes has taken her place on the outside and the referee has gone over the rules and checked each man. Casino and Marcus meet each other in the center of the ring, take a moment and then shake hands as the referee calls for the bell!
JON MCDANIEL: And this one is underway!
Lock up in the middle of the ring. Marion with a side headlock. Casino lays into the ribs with a pair of forearm shots but Marcus retains his grip. Marcus backed into the ropes by Casino. Casino shoots Marcus off the ropes, drops to the mat as Marcus leaps over him, leapfrogs him on the rebound and catches him with a dropkick! Marcus quickly gets to his feet and is greeted by a smirked Casino. Another lock up. Another side headlock from Marcus. Standing switch into a reverse hammerlock from Marion. Marion releases the hold, spins Casino around and takes him to the mat with a firemans carry. Casino is up and glares at a smiling Marcus. Another lock up from the two combatants. Marcus backs Casino into a corner and the referee calls for a break. Slowly Marcus eases his way back from Casino. Hard slap to the face from Casino! Marcus lunges at Chris but the referee gets in his way as Casino taunts him. Marcus pushes the referee aside and take a thumb to the eye. Casino grabs Marcus and positions him back first against the corner. Chop across the chest from Casino! Another chop and the crowd unleashes a ‘wooooooo!’ Marcus reaches out, grabs Casino and throws him into the corner! Chop from Marcus! A second! Another makes three! Casino bails out of the ring!
JON MCDANIEL: Casino beating a hasty retreat!
COREY TAYLOR: What!? He’s just playing mind games with him!
Casino is on the outside rubbing his already red chest as Marcus holds the ring ropes open for him. The referee backs away Marcus and Casino slides inside. A kick to the gut from Casino is followed up by a snapmare to the mat. Casino hits the ropes and nails a basement dropkick to the upper body of Marcus! Casino pulls Marcus up, shoots him into the ropes and hits a Japanese arm drag. Casino is preening for the crowd now and doesn’t see Marcus scramble up to his feet. Casino turns around and catches a clothesline! Casino is back up but not for long as another clothesline drops him to the mat! Casino pulls himself up using the ring ropes, turns and gets taken up and over the top rope by a third clothesline from Marcus! Casino manages to land on his feet when he hits the floor but he looks like he’s had enough. Casino shakes his head and starts to head towards the back as the referee lays in his count! Marcus rolls out of the ring and rushes up the aisle to grab Casino! Marcus leads Casino back to the ring, rolls him inside and climbs in after him.
JON MCDANIEL: Marcus wants to win this third and final match between these two by pinning Casino in the middle of that ring! He wants that title shot!
COREY TAYLOR: Pffffffft. What a mistake, now Casino will turn the tables and win this sucker.
Casino scrambles to his feet and takes another blistering chop across the chest! Marcus backs Casino into a corner, hooks him and bulldogs him out of the corner! Marcus with a cover!
1!
2!
Casino kicks out!
JON MCDANIEL: Near fall!
Marcus is up and is pulling Casino off the mat when he’s caught off guard with a jaw breaker! A standing dropkick from Casino puts Marcus on the mat. Casino measures Marcus and nails him with a kneelift as ‘The Revolutionary’ is getting to his feet! Marcus staggers but remains vertical. Casino takes him down with a high and tight side suplex. Casino is back up and smirks at Rhodes on the outside. Marcus is pulled into a seated position on the mat and Casino locks in a rear chinlock. Marcus fights his way to his feet and the hold slips into a side headlock. A pair of back elbows to the ribs breaks the hold and Marcus hits the ropes only to run into a hurricanrana from Casino! Casino heads towards the nearest corner and makes his way to the top. Frogsplash from Casino. Misses! Marcus rolls out of the way at the last second and Casino hits nothing but canvas. Marcus with a quick roll up!
1!
2!
Casino kicks out!
JON MCDANIEL: Another close one as Casino just gets a shoulder up!
Marcus pulls Casino up. Casino shoves away Marcus and goes for a superkick! Marion ducks under and brings Casino down with a chop block! Marcus hovers over Casino and grins as ‘The Future’ clutches at his knee. Marcus grabs the damaged leg of Casino, drapes it on the bottom rope and cannonballs down onto it! Casino drags himself away from the ropes but Marcus is hunting him now. Marcus watches as Casino pulls himself up only so that he can grab him and deliver a shin breaker! a leg trip from Marcus and Casino is flat on his back! Marcus tries to lock in his figure four but Casino is fighting it. Marcus steps over and locks in the submission as Casino howls in pain! The referee is in the face of Casino asking him if he wants to quit. Marcus meanwhile has reached back and grabbed the outstretched hands of Rhodes for extra pressure! Casinos shoulders are on the mat!
1!
2!
Casino sits up but grits his teeth against the pain! Out of the corner of his eye, the referee looks over and spies Marcus up to shenanigans! Marcus is forced to break the hold but the damage is down as Casino struggles up to his feet. Casino is up but limping badly and Marcus grabs a leg attempting another leg trip. Inziguri outta nowhere from Casino! Marcus drops to one knee and shakes his head trying to clear the cobwebs.
COREY TAYLOR: A hurt Casino is still a dangerous Casino!
JON MCDANIEL: I’d have to agree with you on that one Corey.
Marcus is up and walks into a scoop slam from Casino. Chris falls back into a corner, turns and starts to pull himself to the top rope. Elbow drop from the top rope connects! Casino drapes an arm across the chest of Marcus as the referee counts!
1!
2!
Marcus gets a foot on the bottom rope!
Casino questions the count as he pulls Marcus to his feet. Casino hooks him for the ‘Bankrupt 2.0!’ Marcus counters by shoving Casino off and into the referee! The referee goes down hard and Casino staggers around and takes a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Marcus with the ‘Revolutionary Thrill!’ Casino counters with a backdrop! Marcus lands partially on the referee as Casino is leaning on the ring ropes. Marcus gets to his feet and eats a superkick! Casino falls on top of him for the cover but the referee is down!
COREY TAYLOR: Oh come on!
JON MCDANIEL: Bad break for Casino!
The crowd erupts as a second referee rushes down to ringside and slides into the ring!
1!
2!
Marcus kicks out!
Casino starts berating the new referee as Marcus struggles to get up. Marcus is up but gets spun around by Casino who drives him to the mat with his ‘Hard 7′ (STO into a Koji Clutch) submission! Casino is doing his bets to crank on the pressure but his weakened leg is clearly bothering him. Marcus scoots his body close to the ropes and with the referee not looking, Rhodes reaches in, grabs her mans foot and places it on the bottom rope! Rhodes quickly calls this to the attention of the second referee who forces a break. Casino gets slowly to his feet and drags Marcus up as well. Brainbuster suplex from Casino! Casino limps his way to the corner and makes the trip to the top. Rhodes is trying to get Marcus to move but he looks hurt. Frogsplash connects! Casino hooks a leg!
1!
2!
3-No!
Marcus gets a shoulder up!
JON MCDANIEL: Just like the previous two matches these men have engaged in, this is a war of attrition!
COREY TAYLOR: And sloppy refereeing!
Casino takes a moment to try to smack some life into his knee as he watches Marcus use the ring ropes to try and pull himself up. Casino hooks Marcus from behind and tries for a
German suplex. It’s counted by Marcus, who executes a standing switch and hits his own German suplex! Marcus grabs the hurt leg of Casino and attempts another figure four but Casino kicks him off. Marcus knocks heads with the second referee and both men go down! Casino is on his knees and sees that yet another referee is down. With an evil grin he waits as Marcus gets up. Low blow from Casino! Bankrupt 2.0!
COREY TAYLOR: Gah! We need ANOTHER referee!
Ask and you will receive as Rob emerges from the back wearing a referees shirt! Safe to say everyone in the Arena, including Casino is shocked as Rob slides into the ring! Casino covers Marcus!
1!
2!
3-No!
Marcus kicks out and Casino looks beside himself! Casino is up and shoves Rob who promptly shoves him back! While Casino and Rob are in heated debate, Marcus is slowly getting to his feet. Casino is hooked from behind and taken up and over with a side suplex! Marcus bridges as he has Casino pinned to the mat and Rob drops to make the count!
1!
2!
3!
The crowd erupts as Marcus looks
to have taken the third match and the #1 contender ship!
JON MCDANIEL: And Marcus Marion wins this amazing trilogy of matches!
COREY TAYLOR: It’s highway robbery!
Marcus is looking to get his hand raised but Rob is conferring with the ring announcer. The masked man turns and looks at the two men laying on the mat before him.
ERIC EMERSON: Attention! Referee AND Robinson Pro Owner has announced that BOTH men had their shoulders on the mat during the pin! Thus….This match is a DRAW!!!!
Boos cascade down on Rob who quickly leaves the ring.
JON MCDANIEL: What the? Fans I don’t know about that call!
COREY TAYLOR: Well…He is the owner.
JON MCDANIEL: You’re so wishy washy.
Casino is resting on his knees watching as Rob departs the scene. Marcus is helped up by Nicole Rhodes and both men look at each other.
Casino stands up, smiles and exits the ring as Marcus looks on.
JON MCDANIEL: Well this trilogy ends with a draw of all things. Rob promised us a ‘fair’ match tonight and now I’m doubting him.
COREY TAYLOR: Oh NOW you’re doubting him!?
Super Rampage
12-17-2010
COREY TAYLOR: Hang on, these aren’t my headphones! McDaniel, did YOU take them?
JON MCDANIEL: They’re both the same, Taylor. What makes you think I stole your headphones?
COREY TAYLOR: LIAR. Give them back.
JON MCDANIEL: Are you serious? Sigh. Okay fine.
COREY TAYLOR: …
JON MCDANIEL: …
COREY TAYLOR: There…
JON MCDANIEL: Is that better?
COREY TAYLOR: NO! IT’S THE SAME!
JON MCDANIEL: Like I said. They’re both the same.
“Smooth” by Rob Thomas & Carlos Santana hits the PA and out to a solid jeer from the fans is Chris Casino. Casino takes his time getting to the ring, taking in the fans’ very positive reaction.
ERIC EMERSON: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first! From Las Vegas, Nevada! Weighing in tonight at two hundred twenty pounds… “THE FUTURE”! CHRIS! CASINO!
COREY TAYLOR: Here comes Casino!
JON MCDANIEL: You know, Chris Casino is going to have to be on his highest guard tonight. If he loses, he will be forced out of the company forever!
COREY TAYLOR: It won’t happen! What would the world be like without Chris Casino?
JON MCDANIEL: I’m sure some people would think it would be a better place.
Casino finally makes it to the ring and stands in the middle smirking up at the curtain. After a moment, Casino’s music dies down. Then the lights dim and the entire arena turns green as “Go Go Gadget Gospel” by Gnarls Barkley hits the speakers!
ERIC EMERSON: And introducing his opponent! From the Spykecave! Weighing in at an approximate two hundred pounds! “The JADE GUARDIAN OF JUSTICE”! SPYKEMAN!!
COREY TAYLOR: Where? I don’t see him…
JON MCDANIEL: He’s a SUPERHERO, Taylor. What do all superheroes do?
A green spotlight shines on the rafters above the entrance curtain to reveal Spykeman! rappelling expertly down to the ring holding a superhero’s flying pose!
JON MCDANIEL: Make an entrance!
COREY TAYLOR: HOLY CRAP! SPYKEMAN! CAN FLY!
JON MCDANIEL: Sigh…
Spykeman! releases the cable and lands awkwardly in the ring, his cape over his head. He flings the cape off his head, and then strikes a pose – like it didn’t even happen! – as Chris Casino rolls his eyes, unamused. Referee Alec Wilcox kindly asks Spykeman! to remove his cape, which he does, before shaking Wilcox’s hand STIFFLY and giving the fans a nice superhero THUMBS UP! Wilcox shrugs him off, and then he gets into position and calls for the bell. This match is on!
JON MCDANIEL: Two totally different styles, two totally different backgrounds…
COREY TAYLOR: Two totally different PEOPLE, McDaniel!
JON MCDANIEL: It will be interesting to see how this transpires!
Spykeman! and Casino circle each other slowly, each man looking for an opening. Spykeman! circles, but then asks Casino for the same superhero hand shake! Casino slaps away his hand to the jeers from the crowd, and Spykeman! looks disappointed, almost angry, at Casino! Casino calls for a collar-and-elbow tie up, and before obliging, Spykeman! yells “So, you want it YOUR way, hmm? Very well, you dastardly devil! Have at thee!” They tie up, Casino quickly turning SSpykeman ! into a side headlock. Avoiding temporary damage to his superhero hair-doo, Spykeman! wriggles free and shoves Casino to the ropes, hitting him on the rebound with a STIFF forearm to the back of the head! Casino staggers forward and turns around in time to eat a SUPERHERO CLOTHESLINE, DUCKED BY CASINO! Casino runs to the ropes and hits Spykeman! with his own clothesline, DUCKED gracefully by Spykeman!. Another rebound, SPYKEMAN! WITH A HEEL KICK, NO Casino managed to duck that one JUST in time and takes down Spykeman! with a single-leg take-down! Casino gets beside Spykeman! and hits him with headlock punches to the boos of the crowd, AND to the warning of Alec Wilcox for using a closed fist! Casino shrugs him off and drags Spykeman! to his feet, by the hair, to another warning from Wilcox.
JON MCDANIEL: It looks like Casino is willing to do ANYTHING to win this match!
COREY TAYLOR: His career is on the line, McDaniel! What would YOU do?
Casino irish whips Spykeman! into the ropes – COUNTER BY SPYKEMAN!. SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY takes down Casino and Spykeman! is on his feet, striking a pose!, to the roaring approval of the fans! Spykeman! catches a rising Casino with a few STIFF martial arts-slash-break dancing kicks, and finishes him off with a SPINAROONIE that drives his heel into Casino’s jaw! Casino hits the mat, and Spykeman! is getting fired up! Spykeman! strikes a pose, and the fans are going BANANAS! B… A-N-A-N-A-S!
JON MCDANIEL: Spykeman! signaling for something here…
Casino slowly gets to his feet… Spykeman! sizes him up…
IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!
NO Casino ducked it just in time! Casino with a go behind HERE COMES THE BANKRUPT… NO Spykeman! gets loose! Spykeman! runs to the ropes and hits Casino on the rebound–NO Casino with a BACK BODY DROP. Casino lifts Spykeman! to his feet, he hooks him! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER and Spykeman! is down! Casino goes for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT at two and a half by REBEL’s Resident Superhero!
JON MCDANIEL: OH a near fall by Casino there!
COREY TAYLOR: Now Casino is sizing up Spykeman!…
JON MCDANIEL: SUPERKICK–NO WAY! COUNTERED BY SPYKEMAN!!
Spykeman! counters Casino’s superkick with an impressive STO backbreaker, RIGHT INTO A NECKBREAKER!
JON MCDANIEL: That was a very impressive move in Spykeman!’s repertoire called “Brightest Day/Blackest Night”! And Casino is feeling the effects!
Indeed he is! Casino writhes on the mat while Spykeman! goes to the top rope! He waits there while Casino finds his feet…
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS!
SHOOTING STAR DROP KICK… CONNECTS! CASINO IS DOWN!
Spykeman! makes the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT at two and a half by the resilient Casino! Spykeman! is not deterred, and he stands up, signaling the crowd with his favorite dramatic pose! He sizes up Casino, who is up to one knee!
SWEET CHRISTMAS!
Casino’s HEAD was taken off with the impact of that Shining Wizard! Spykeman! goes for another cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR– NO, CASINO KICKED OUT!
Spykeman! is surprised, but not discouraged! He thinks hard about his next move, all the while posing for the fans! Finally, Spykeman! rolls out of the ring, and puts his cape back on!
JON MCDANIEL: HE’S CALLING FOR IT! THIS MOVE COULD END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!
COREY TAYLOR: What? WHAT? WHAT IS HE DOING? OMFG I’M SO CONFUSED!
Casino is still down! Spykeman! ascends the turnbuckle! He looks over the crowd dramatically with his hands on his hips, and then he takes flight!
YOU WILL BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY!
DIVING HEADBUTT…
Missed.
SPYKEMAN! MISSED!
JON MCDANIEL: OH MY GOD, CASINO JUST ROLLED AWAY IN THE NICK OF TIME!
COREY TAYLOR: SPYKEMAN! GOT A MOUTH FULL OF CANVAS! GO, CASINO, GO!
JON MCDANIEL: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNBIASED!
COREY TAYLOR: I DON’T CARE! WHY CAN’T WE STOP SCREAMING?
Casino and Spykeman! are both down! Wilcox begins his ten count while both men struggle to find their feet!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Casino is using the turnbuckle to find his feet, Spykeman! is leaning on the bottom rope!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Casino is leaning on the turnbuckle heavily, now, while Spykeman! is up to one knee!
EIGHT!
NINE!
T–
Both men are up! This crowd has not sat down! Casino and Spykeman! lock up again! This time, Casino delivers a knee to Spykeman!’s gut and locks him in a stiff hammerlock! Spykeman! breaks free, but Casino takes down Spykeman! with a chop block, to the disapproval of the referee, and Casino slaps on a CROSSFACE variant that puts Spykeman! in pain! Spykeman! suffers only for a moment, as he is close enough to the ropes to secure a rope break! Casino is being forced to release him, but Casino is ignoring Wilcox! Casino puts extra pressure on the hold for the referee to count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
F–
Casino finally breaks the hold, laughing as the crowd boos him. The damage has been done to Spykeman!, who lies on the mat holding his neck in pain. Casino smirks as he drags Spykeman! to his feet, by the hair, and delivers a SICKENING European uppercut that staggers the superhero! Casino shoves Spykeman! into the corner, and mounts the middle turnbuckle!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVESIXSEVENEIGHTNINE! TEN! PUNCHES TO THE HEAD!
Alec Wilcox warns Casino to get Spykeman! out of the corner, and does so with a MONKEY FLIP! Spykeman! is under the bottom rope across the ring, and while Wilcox is checking on Spykeman!, Casino rips the protective padding off the turnbuckle! Casino smirks to the boos of the crowd, and yanks Spykeman! to his feet! Casino irish whips Spykeman! WITH AUTHORITY! into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Spykeman! arches his back in pain as Casino golf claps himself with a wicked sneer. Casino snapmares a rising Spykeman! and then locks on a sleeper hold! Spykeman! reaches for the ropes, but Casino yanks him back! Wilcox checks on Spykeman! but Spykeman! LOUDLY states “I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO THIS MADMAN! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, YOU VILLAIN?!” Casino smirks, shaking his head, as he wrenches back on the hold! Spykeman! thumbs up to the crowd, and they start egging him on! Spykeman! feeds off the energy of the crowd, FORCING he and Casino to their feet! Casino, not having the leverage he wants, is forced to release the hold, and Spykeman! whips around!
Into an eye poke.
BOO from the crowd as Casino drop toe holds Spykeman! into the middle rope! Casino puts his knee RIGHT into Spykeman!’s spine and PULLS on the top rope for leverage, strangling the superhero! Wilcox doesn’t even warn Casino, and starts his count IMMEDIATELY!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FI—
Casino releases the hold and laughs off the crowd.
JON MCDANIEL: Casino was about a quarter-second away from being disqualified!
COREY TAYLOR: But Spykeman! is feeling the hurt regardless! Casino will win soon, McDaniel, you’ll see!
Spykeman! is still on the middle rope, trying to catch his breath. Casino hits the opposite ropes and uses his momentum to SLAM Spykeman! into that middle rope with ALL of his weight! Casino laughs at the crowd as he drags Spykeman! to the middle of the ring and hooks the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
And a KICKOUT by Spykeman! at two! Casino lifts Spykeman! and hooks him for a BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX… CONNECTS! CASINO WITH ANOTHER COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
THR–
KICKOUT by Spykeman! at two and three quarters! Casino holds up three fingers to the ref, but the ref holds two fingers up to Casino. Casino shrugs him off and hauls Spykeman! to his feet. Spykeman! with a counter, elbows Casino in the gut! Casino hits Spykeman! with a forearm to the back of the head and hooks him for a BACK DROP… SPYKEMAN! LANDS ON HIS FEET! Casino thinks he had him! He can’t see Spykeman! sizing him up!
IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME…
CONNECTS!
JON MCDANIEL: THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!
COREY TAYLOR: NOOOO!
CASINO’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING!
ERIC EMERSON: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, here is your WINNER! “The Jade Guardian of Justice”… SPYKEMAN!!
Casino is down holding his head. Spykeman! rolls out of the ring raising his arms to the fans, who cheer him on!
JON MCDANIEL: What a match! Against all odds, Spykeman! comes out on top! And that means…
COREY TAYLOR: Casino is out of Robinson Pro… *sobs*
Spykeman! is heading up the entrance ramp, while Casino is being helped to his feet.
WAIT. WHAT’S THIS?
THE FALCON! FROM UNDER THE RING! WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
The Falcon slides into the ring as Casino is finally helped up by the referee!
CLANG goes the chair across the head of Casino! Casino goes down in a heap as the crowd BOOS the coming of the World Champion! The Falcon merely laughs them off as he drops the chair, yanking Casino to his feet! He SHOVES Casino’s head under his arm! HOOKS THE LEG!
NOT LIKE THIS!
WING CLIPPER! ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!
JON MCDANIEL: This is just… not fair! Casino just wrestled a VERY hard fought match!
COREY TAYLOR: YEAH, YOU DICK! SHOW SOME RESPECT!
Casino slumps over the mangled chair as the Falcon sits, laughing. He claps three times mockingly at the injured Casino and rolls to his feet, basking in the crowd’s boos. The Falcon calls for a microphone from the timekeeper, who tosses one into the ring. The Falcon gets right in Casino’s face, microphone to his lips.
THE FALCON: I know you can hear me, Chris. Listen carefully. You were STUPID to think that it was over. You were STUPID to think that you’d won.
The fans boo, but the Falcon talks over them, completely ignoring them. It’s obvious he only came for Casino. The Falcon holds up one finger.
THE FALCON: One more match, Chris. One more. But this time, there will be nowhere for you to hide. And no one will be able to help you. Because we will be surrounded by fifteen feet of an enclosed steel cage.
The fans actually cheer this turn of events. The Falcon continues to ignore them.
THE FALCON: And just to make sure you don’t refuse, Chris? I’m gonna put my World Title on the line.
The fans cheer LOUDLY.
THE FALCON: I’ll see you in the new year, Chris. When you’ve had time to–
SPYKEMAN! hits the ring at top speed and NAILS the Falcon with a kick to the face! The Falcon rolls out of the ring, holding his face, while Spykeman! takes a defensive pose over the downed Casino! The Falcon fumes on the outside, looking like he wants to fight, but several EMTs and arena security have come down to assist Casino. With a twitch of the upper lip, the Falcon turns and hops the guard rail, escaping through the crowd!
COREY TAYLOR: Why would Spykeman! help Casino, McDaniel?
JON MCDANIEL: Spykeman! is first and foremost a SUPERHERO, Taylor! He couldn’t just stand by and watch while the Falcon laid waste to an injured man! WHOEVER that man is! But it looks like Casino will get ONE MORE MATCH here in RPW! And it will be the Falcon’s FIRST World Heavyweight Title defense! And that’s IF the Falcon is still the champion in the new year!
Security and EMTs enter the ring to assist Casino, but Casino waves them off and stands on his own power, glaring off in the direction that the Falcon ran off to. The Falcon stands in the crowd at the entrance to the arena, glaring back at Casino with an angry smirk, raising his world title high.