Prove Your Worth
09/11/2007
6:35 P.M.
The ring is surrounded by local fire fighters and police men. They are taking part of a special 9/11 ceremony. The crowd has been informed that all merchandise
sold tonight will go to a deceased fireman and police man fund, to help pay expenses for their families.
The American flag is being waved by soldiers from Fort Bragg. Then on the PA, Jenny Jersey asks the crowd to stand up, face the flag, for the playing of
the National Anthem.
The version played is the classic electric guitar performance, done by Jimi Hendrix.
The crowd has a few minutes to wait, as Rob Martinez enters the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: We have two championships to be decided, two Best of the Best Tournament matches, and an Extreme Battle Royal. Plus one title match is to
be fought in a NO ROPES BARBED WIRE MATCH!
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“Jambi” by Tool begins to play, as Manny X comes out. He receives a nice ovation. He looks very determined as he enters the ring.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, he weighed in tonight at two hundred thirty pounds. He is fighting out of Los Angeles, California, MANNY X!
ROB MARTINEZ: Manny X got laid out last week, only to get his revenge later on in the evening. He blasted the already hurt Al, and then demanded this match
be signed. This is a big time REBEL Grudge match.
Clutch brings out Al B. Damned. He receives a chorus of boos, and looks disappointed. He is followed by the dark and mysterious Sebastien Martyr.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, weighing at two hundred and ninety seven pounds, fighting out of The Shadows. He is accompanied to the ring by his manager,
Sebastien Martyr, He is AL B. DAMNED!
Manny and Al both in the center of the ring, staring deeply into each others eyes, burning holes. Manny ends this stare off with a big right hand that causes
the big man to tumble. Al, no push over, returns the favor, then a left, a right, an Irish whip into the ropes. Manny X receives a big Spine Buster that
rocks the arena. Sebastien slides in a chair, Al walks over picking it up, smiling back at Sebastien. Al moves back over to Manny, who’s trying to get
back to his feet. Al brings down the chair in hopes of taking Manny’s top off, luckily for Manny, he escapes within inches. Sebastien looks down into his
hands and shakes his head. Al looks over “DON’T WORRY! I GOT IT!” Manny slips in a German Suplex that folds up Al like an ochordion. Manny goes in for
the pin.
ONE
TWO
KICK OUT!
Manny X brings Al B. to his feet. Al breaks out of it, lands a right then sends him to the ropes and bends down. Manny is no fool, he delivers a kick to
Al’s chest, causing Al to stand tall, Manny goes back to the ropes and into a massive hip toss courtesy of Al B. Damned. Sebastien points over to the chair,
Al follows the order, he picks up the chair and returns back to Manny.
ROB MARTINEZ: Hopefully he does some damage this time.
Al brings the chair down for a second time in a row, Manny sticks his foot in the way this time, sending the chair back to it’s sender. Sebastien slaps
his face. Al stumbles toward the ropes, Manny sends him to a corner and begins to follow up with devastating open palm strikes, then finishes it off with
a mean knee to the face.
ROB MARTINEZ: Deaf Ears!
Al falls to his knees then his face, he tries to get back up, but gets sent back down to the mat due to Manny’s top rope elbow drop. Manny brings Al to
his feet and suplexes him onto the ropes and leaves him there, while he goes and picks up the chair. Manny is now back with chair in hand, Al still on
the ropes receives a THUNDEROUS shot to the skull that rocks Al off the ropes and out of the ring. Manny, outside of the ring with chair in hand, begins
to attack Al’s back into oblivion. Manny looks at his chair, wrecked, so he tosses it away and goes back under the ring for more friendly fire. He finds
nothing satisfying, so he rolls Al onto the apron and drops two clumsy blows across his chest. Manny now on the apron, backs up, rushes in for an Undertaker
like leg drop…NO BODY HOME. Manny on the floor holding his ass, Al rolls out to bring out some toys from out under the ring. He tosses a trash can into
the ring along with lid, a two by four equipped with barbed wire, two chairs and a fork that he holds onto for safekeeping. He walks over to Manny and
begins to drag the fork deep into his forehead, moving it around, tearing apart the skin.
ROB MARTINEZ: Look at that blood gush out.
Al tosses the fork away and begins to jam his thumb inside Manny’s wound. Manny wrenches in pain, Al looks over at Sebastien who just gives simple nod of
approval. The red Mohawk monster pulls the L.A. native into the ring, grabs the trash can and laces it in between the middle and top turnbuckle. He moves
back to downed Manny, Al tries to bring him back to his feet and receives a European Uppercut for his trials and tribulations and sends Al into the trash
can. Al stumbles backward into the corner and into a Russian Leg Sweep. Mr. X removes the trash can and climbs to the top rope…DIVING DOUBLE STOMP!
ROB MARTINEZ: Manny damn near placed a hole in the man’s chest.
Manny going for the pinfall.
ONE
TWO
THR KICK OUT!
Manny disappointed, pounds the mat with his fist and locks in a sleeper hold onto Al. He now locks in a leg scissors. Al begins to move his arms around,
searching for the trash can lid, which he does find. SMACK! Manny releases his hold, Al goes for his first pin in this match.
ONE
TWO
KICK OUT!
Al walks over to the chair and back to the trash can, he places the trash can on Manny’s head and begins to play whack-a-mole with the chair. SWING NUMBER
ONE! Manny staggers around the ring. SWING NUMBER TWO! HE’S DOWN! SWING NUMBER THREE! Then four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. The can is nothing
but dented face model of Manny’s face at this point. Al pulls the can out from his Manny’s head and wraps his left hand around the man’s neck and begins
to drop heavy punches on his forehead. Manny tries to break loose by moving around but it just seems to anger Al more, causing him to punch harder and
faster. Al lets go and walks over to the barbed wire two by four. Meanwhile, Manny crawls to the ropes for assistance.Then out comes Al with the piece
of wood, he takes a swing and misses by a hair strand. Manny drops to floor and begins to crawl backward toward the corner. Al takes another swing, another
miss. Manny at the corner now, he looks around and there is no where to go but out of the ring. Al swings for the third time.
ROB MARTINEZ: Oh boy this is going to be bad.
Al hits the turnbuckle and the two by four comes back for him. Sebastien slaps himself in the face once again. Manny looks around with that “HOLY SHIT THAT
WAS CLOSE” expression on his face. Manny back on his feet, walks over to the now self wounded Al B. Damned for his third pin fall attempt.
ONE
TWO
THRE-KICK OUT!
Manny frustrated to the point of breaking, begins to stomp the daylights out of Al and locks in a sharpshooter right in the middle of the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: This isn’t good for Al.
Al’s face, covered with blood, he screams in pain, he tries to move toward the ropes, Manny pulls him away. It doesn’t stop Al, he moves toward the ropes
once again. Manny pulls him away. Al moves again, this time he finally makes it. Many still has the hold locked in. There’s no DQ in REBEL. Manny finally
lets go of the hold and walks over to Al to bring him to his feet, Al pushes the man out of the ring and follows him along. Al stomps the Manny a couple
times and reaches under the ring for some more toys, he pulls out a black bag and places it aside on the apron. Al then goes back to work on bloody Manny
X, he bangs his head on the ring apron and slides him in the ring. Al brings the black bag with him inside the ring and pours out… THUMB TACKS. The crowd
goes wild for this, because they know someone will get impaled with tacks. Manny back on his feet, realizes what’s about to happen, he attacks Al from
behind and turns him around and grabs him by the head, he drags him over to the tacks and has the intentions of a Piledriver. The Deacon of the Church
of Martyr, reverses this with a big back body drop, luckily for Manny, he lands no where near the tacks. Al walks over to Manny, brings him to his feet
and drags him over to the corner and places him on the top turn buckler. Manny begins to battle back for his life before Al can do anything else. Manny
wraps his arms around Al….TORNADO DDT INTO THE THUMBTACKS!
ROB MARTINEZ: HOLY SHIT!
SEBASTIEN MARTYR: HOLY SHIT!
THE CROWD: HOLY SHIT!
Both men are laid out in the ring, none of them moving.
Sebastien Martyr enters the ring and picks up Manny X. SACRIFICE ON MANNY X ON THE TACKS!
ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? He rolls Al over on top of Manny X!
The cover:
ONE
TWO
THREE!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of this match: AL B. DAMNED!
Sebastien Martyr walks out of the arena area, leaving both men behind. Al stands up, tacks in his head, bleeding profusely. Manny X rolls over, covered
in tacks as well. You just know this won’t be the end of this feud.
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TOLD THE TRUTH TODAY AND THEY PUT ME AWAY I FORGOT THEY CENSOR EVERYTHING WE SAY!
The opening lines of ‘Censored Truth’ boom throughout the Carolina Sports Arena here in Burlington, North Carolina and the music is almost drowned out by
the chorus of boos. The three members of ‘Censorship Against Bad Stuff’, Ace Adams, Steven Wylde and Rosie Cheeks slowly walk down the aisle.
They all manage to survive the barrage of trash that’s been pelted at them as Ace and Steven climb into the ring, holding the ropes open for Rosie as she
follows them in. Ace lifts a microphone to his lips and begins to speak.
ACE ADAMS ~ Will you people ever shut up?
BOO!
ACE ADAMS ~ Listen up and listen good. Over the last two months we have made giant strides toward cleaning up this cesspool, allowing you hicks in North
Carolina to view proper wrestling. Wrestling how God devised it. Last week we gave you the first-ever ‘Censorship Rules’ match – but this week – this week
there has been a one-eighty turn by REBEL Pro management. Not only are we competing in a ‘REBEL Rules’ match, but there’s a garbage-wrestling battle royal
as well…
POP! The crowd are obviously looking forward to the extreme battle royal later on.
ACE ADAMS ~ People from REBEL Pro, New Alberta Pro Wrestling and Outlaw Pro Wrestling all ‘competing’ in what can only be described as shambolic. This match
is a slap in the face to wrestling fans everywhere! It’s disgraceful! Everything we have worked for since we came here in July has been wiped-out in one
swift move … So, this is it. We have tried to be peaceful to achieve what we came here for. But now, now we’re not going to take it anymore…
“WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT! WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT… ANYMORRRRRRRREEEE!”
The members of C.A.B.S. all look toward the aisle, shocked as the ‘Twisted Sister’ rock classic blares over the speaker system.
JENNY JERSEY: And their opponents. Weighing in tonight at a combined weight of five hundred and seven pounds. They hail from out front of your local Circle
K and Finland respectively. Followed to the ring by the rather reluctant Ian Smith. They are Warren and Mr. Berzerker: THE CIRCLE K NORDIC CONNECTION!!!
Ian Smith is indeed reluctant. He looks like he’s nearly having a heart attack, as Mr. Berzerker and Warren come into the arena in absolutely hideous 80’s
heavy metal get up, much like that of the Twisted Sister. Warren and Berzerker roll into the ring, smiling crazily, obviously having the time of their
lives. The crowd is chanting “We want KISS! WE WANT KISS!” Warren does some air guitar, and what fake concert would be complete without some idiot yelling:
ROB MARTINEZ: FRRREEEEE BIIIRRRRDD!
Warren and Berzerker look at Rob Martinez very confused and the music stops. Rob seems to have killed the buzz they had going. Ian Smith tells them it’s
time for business. Warren steps to the outside apron, and Steven quickly ejects himself from the ring, leaving his partner Ace Adams to take on the giant
that is Berzerker. The Giant comes storming toward his smaller opponent, and uses his strength to whip him to the ropes. Adams is dropped to the deck with
a huge ass boot to the face. Ace is back to his feet in moments, and gestures for Berzerker to come to him. As he does so, Ace kicks Berzerker in the solar
plexus and hits a quick, but effective Tornado DDT.
Berzerker is furious as he steps to his feet. Adams tries to get away, but Berzerker grabs him by his tie, and literally throws him into the corner. This
quickly followed by a splash. Warren calls out for Berzerker to bring Ace to their corner, but the big man isn’t listening, torturing the small Toronto
Native in a Bear Hug. As he releases the C.A.B man, Berzerker busts his face with a head butt.
ROB MARTINEZ: This quickly becoming a one sided affair. At this rate the Circle K team could be quickly onto the next round of the Tournament.
Ace gets to his knees, pleading with Berzerker to have mercy, but in a flash, hits him in the balls. Adams gets back to his corner and tags in Steven. As
Berzerker gets to his feet, looking to the corner for his opponent, he is met with a Spear which pretty much cuts him in half. As the Crazy Giant gets
to his feet, he is taken down with a Scissor kick. Wylde continues the assault lifting Berzerker’s face up by the hair and smashing his face with a series
of punches, before being stopped by the ref. Wylde steps away for a moment, tapping his skull as if to say “I’m that smart”. As he turns back, a Superkick
is waiting, falling the powerhouse like a fallen tree.
ROB MARTINEZ: Neither team seems to be able to get the advantage early on in this match up. The momentum has changed numerous times.
The referee, Jimmy Johnson orders Warren out of the ring, but Warren hits the second rope and jumping 180 splash. Warren helps Berzerker to his feet. They
begin talking in earnest, as Warren gestures to the corner. Berzerker smiles devilishly. This is never a good sign, as Warren climbs the turnbuckle, and
then onto the shoulders of Mr. Berzerker.
Before they can do any damage to Wylde, in comes Rosie and Adams who knock down Berzerker, and guillotine Warren on the ropes. Berzerker is quickly to his
feet and begins brawling with Adams. Meanwhile, Smith rolls into the ring and begins arguing with Rosie, who slaps him in the face, and leaves the ring.
Jimmy Johnson is looking at the carnage in the ring, unable to really get any of these muscle bound men out of the ring without causing personal harm. Berzerker
finally has enough and puts Ace in the Valhalla Vice, as he chucks him over the ropes and onto the floor below, almost hitting Rosie. Wylde tries a sneak
attack on the Hulking giant, but has the same fate as his partner, as he is hip tossed out of the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: Things not looking to good for the C.A.B.S. With both Ace and Steven on the outside.
Berzerker picks up Warren, checking that he’s OK. Ian tells Berzerker to pick up Warren and throw him out of the ring. Both men smile at this, as Berzerker
picks up the smaller man. The C.A.B.S. have gotten to their feet and are still very groggy. Rosie is to busy tending to them to notice anything as Warren
lands on top of all of them. Warren groggily gets to his feet, picking up Steven and throwing him into the ring. They hit a Norse Noggin Knocker. Before
Berzerker can pin anyone, Ace comes into the ring and clotheslines Warren out of the ring.
Before Berzerker can do anything, he is superkicked in the face. Steven manages to get to his feet. Ace points to Berzerker and yells ”Censor This!” and
he and his partner it their patented finisher. Steven, as the legal man, makes the pin.
ONE…
TWO…
KICKOUT!!
ROB MARTINEZ: Near Fall for the Censor’s crew.
The two CABS are frustrated at this, so they pick up Berzerker and hit a double Fully Censored before making another. Berzerker quickly kicks out. He gets
to his feet, his face pant is now in patches, and his costume is tattered, he rips off the shirt. Ian has managed to wake up Warren, and he is now standing
on the apron. Berzerker makes the tag.
ROB MARTINEZ: Warren finally the legal man in this match.
Berzerker grabs Wylde and the dynamic duo hits their finisher – Weezing The Juice. Warren makes the cover, with Berzerker laying on top of him for security.
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!!!!!!!!!!
JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners, by way of pinfall – THE CIRCLE K NORDIC CONNECTION!!! They will be advancing to the finals of the Best of the Best
tournament.
“WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT!” blasts through out the arena as the crazy assed 80’s team heads to the back to celebrate their win.
ROB MARTINEZ: What a stunner of a match. Stay tuned as we still have the Extreme Battle Royal coming up next.
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JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentleman, it’s time for the EXTREME BATTLE ROYAL!
REBEL ring crew guys, start bringing out eight trash cans. We see various weapons in them. Singapore Canes, steel chains, steel chairs, golf clubs, two
by fours, and other dangerous things. They set one on each side of the ring, as well as two on each side of the aisle way.
We then hear “Sober” by Tool begin to play and out walks Sebastien Martyr. He is dressed in blue jeans, an Iron Maiden T-shirt and a leather coat. It’s
hot as hell in Burlington, so it has to be for padding. He looks over the weapons in the aisle. He picks up a steel chain, around twelve foot in length,
and enters the ring.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing NAPW, weighing in at two hundred forty pounds, SEBASTIEN MARTYR!
ROB MARTINEZ: He already cost Manny X his match versus Al B. Damned, now he is hoping The Damned go undefeated tonight. More importantly he is going for
a chance to win the World Title.
Cue up Bagpipes? Ah, it’s Korn’s “Let’s Do This Now”. “The Celtic Rebel” enters the arena, but not to the lighting show he is accustom too. He doesn’t seem
to care. He is dressed to wrestle, and grabs his left arm, the one that is in a cast, holding it high for everyone to see. He smiles and chooses a steel
chair. He enters the ring and Sebastien, sitting on the top rope in the far right corner. Sebastien snaps his fingers, and yells, “JUST THAT QUICK.”
JENNY JERSEY: Representing OPW, weighing in at two hundred thirty five pounds, THE CELTIC REBEL: MARC STANTON!
ROB MARTINEZ: He is fighting for the OPW World Title in October, but you can bet money he would love to go into that match already a World Champ.
”American Nightmare” starts to play, and out walks one half of the Bluegrass Mafia. The big man grabs a two by four and enters the ring. Marc Stanton begins
to berate him with insults, and Matthew Kurtis seems unfazed.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing REBEL and NAPW, weighing in at three hundred and fifteen pounds, THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE: MATTHEW KURTIS!
”I’m Moving On” by Ashley MacIsaac starts up. We see… no one. The wrestlers in the ring begin looking around the arena.
ROB MARTINEZ: Al Thoes isn’t anywhere to be found. As of yesterday, his partner in the Celtic Assassins could not find him.
JENNY JERSEY: I’ve been informed by referee Jimmy Johnson, that Al Thoes has until the end of the entrances to enter the ring. If he doesn’t make it by
the last entrant, he is eliminated from the match.
ROB MARTINEZ: Obviously that is to insure no shenanigans take place.
”Stone Cold Crazy” is on, and the crowd goes absolutely nuts for the next entrant. Simply Beautiful chooses not to take any weapons and enters the ring.
He is not be berated by Marc Stanton, who seems to never shut up.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing NAPW, weighing in at two hundred and thirty four pounds, SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!
ROB MARTINEZ: He is one of the two favorites in the match. He won a thirty man Sole Survivor battle royal back in March. The fans pick definitely. The other
favorite is Marc Stanton who won a similar match last week in OPW.
AkForty begins to play, and out walks Thomas Young. He is one half of the former tag team champions, with partner Prince Darko. They are part of the dominant
group, the Crimes. He grabs a baseball bat. He enters the ring to a chorus of boos.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing The Crimes, he weighs in at two hundred forty five pounds, one half of the FOUNDATION, THOMAS YOUNG!
An instrumental version of “Man in the Box” plays and out walks the smallest man in the match, Link Van Haggard. He has a six pack of beer in his hand.
He takes one off and begins drinking it. He doesn’t grab a weapon, but rather enters the ring with the beer.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing NAPW, he weighs in at one hundred eighty pounds, LINK VAN HAGGARD!
ROB MARTINEZ: What’s the over under on his blood alcohol level?… Scan to a sign that says Link is pushing point zero seven. He has that beat for sure!
At the very least he has point-o-eight, the legal limit down here.
“Enjoy the Abuse” by Combichrist starts up and out comes, no one?
ROB MARTINEZ: Not another guy MIA? Wait, he enters over the railing from the crowd.
Orochi enters the ring in full wrestling gear, but also wearing his sleeveless duster. He has shin guards as well as forearm guards. He is wearing his patented
black mask with the blue and white flame on it. He grabs no weapons and stays on the outside of the ring.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing OPW, he weighs in at two hundred and sixty pounds, OROCHI!
ROB MARTINEZ: This man totally shit on REBEL, and dismissed every man in the match as nothing but a certified loser, except for his fellow Outlaw. He really
pissed the hardcore REBEL fans off, and they give him middle fingers and chants of “Kill Orochi”.
Kid Rock’s “Cocky” brings to the ring… “The Show” Chad Kurtis. He grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up ringside. He also grabs another, sending
it into the ring. The guys are jawing at each other big time. The tension is getting hot here.
JENNY JERSEY: Representing REBEL and the NAPW, he weighs in at two hundred and thirty pounds, THE SHOW: CHAD KURTIS.
ROB MARTINEZ: The biggest cheer of the night went so far, has come for this man. “The Show” has a huge fan following, all hoping to see him facing off for
the World Title soon.
”The Wretched” chimes up and the monster known as Caliban enters the arena. He is accompanied by Miranda, and is limping badly. He of course got that knee
messed up bad by Murcielago and the Crimes last week. He grabs a Singapore cane and throws it into the ring, hitting Chad Kurtis.
JENNY JERSEY: And finally, representing REBEL, he weighs in at three hundred fifty pounds, THE MONSTER, CALIBAN!
The bell sounds and the chaos begins. That also signifies that Al Thoes cannot compete in the match, and is eliminated. The whole group look at the Bluegrass
Mafia who are standing side by side. Miranda informs Caliban to “take out Matthew”. Caliban, Marc Stanton and Simply Beautiful attack Matthew Kurtis. Orochi
enters the ring finally, blind siding Chad Kurtis. Sebastien Martyr and Link Van Haggard begin exchanging blows. Haggard nails Martyr with a can of beer.
Thomas Young takes his bat and smashes the already injured knee of Caliban. Stanton and Beautiful continue to work over Kurtis with stiff kicks and punches.
Stanton tells Beautiful to hold him, and Stanton bounces off the ropes nailing the big man with a clothesline. Kurtis doesn’t go over. Simply Beautiful
tells Stanton to hold him. SB bounces off the ropes and THUD! SB is nailed by Marc Stanton’s left arm, which is in a cast. Marc grimaces in pain, but Simply
Beautiful is knocked out. Stanton picks up a chair, and Matthew Kurtis boots it back in the face of Stanton. Stanton didn’t catch all of it. Chad Kurtis
is getting hit with a barrage of martial arts chops from Orochi. The chest of Chad is all red.
ROB MARTINEZ: I gotta a feeling there’s more to those “guards” that Orochi is wearing. He is leaving welts on Kurtis.
Martyr is down after a vicious unopened beer bounces off his head. Link turns his attention to Orochi and clips the big mans knee. “The Show” goes up top,
in a risky move considering the environment and nails a Shooting Star Press on Orochi. Link picks up Chad and THUNDER CHILD DRIVER ON CHAD KURTIS. Martyr
is up and begins choking Link with the chain he brought in. Thomas Young is trying to destroy the knee of Caliban. He winds up with another shot, but Marc
Stanton grabs Young from behind. Forearm shot, guess which forearm, and Young is staggering. Stanton throws Young over the top rope.
JENNY JERSEY: THOMAS YOUNG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Matthew Kurtis is down, from a chair shot from Stanton, one that the camera didn’t catch earlier. Simply Beautiful is still out cold. Orochi and The Show
are exchanging shots as Link and Martyr battle. Caliban is trying to get up. He leans against the ropes. Orochi picks up Chad Kurtis and launches him at
Caliban. Caliban catches him and GORRILA PRESS DROP? Chad wiggles free and lands on the ring apron on the outside. Caliban gets kicked from behind and
Orochi takes the opportunity and nails the head of Caliban with a forearm shot, then a shot in the mouth with his shin. They all “guarded”. A head butt
from Orochi has the monster teetering on the ropes. Kurtis is still on the outside. He is holding on to the ropes with one hand, trying to push Caliban
out with the other. Orochi grabs the legs and here comes Marc Stanton. He blind sides Orochi with a cane shot, and helps dump Caliban out. Caliban his
the floor, landing awkwardly on the already hurt knee.
JENNY JERSEY: CALIBAN IS ELIMINATED!
ROB MARTINEZ: That’s three REBEL guys gone, including the no showing Al Thoes. Only the Kurtis boys left for Team REBEL.
Stanton tries nailing Kurtis with the cane, but gets a shoulder in his gut. Marc Stanton backs up. Chad leaps on the ropes, and nails a dropkick on Stanton.
Stanton lands on the not set up table. Orochi picks up Stanton and slams him on a chair laying in the ring. Martyr has Link’s neck wrapped with the chain.
Matthew Kurtis comes over and smashes Martyr with a two by four. Martyr goes down. Link Van Haggard leg trips the big man, who falls into the ropes. Little
Link can’t pick up the big man. Orochi comes over to help eliminate the only man bigger than him, left in the match. The Show will have no part of it,
as he nails Haggard. Haggard turns around, and FRANKENSTEINER ON LINK VAN HAGGARD. Orochi is trying to dump over Kurtis. Martyr gets up and helps too.
Marc Stanton limps over and gets behind Orochi. He grabs a chair and nails Orochi in the back. He then quickly helps Martyr get Kurtis almost out. Kurtis
sees this and leaps at Martyr. Martyr moves and Chad hits his brother. The momentum is all that is needed and Matthew Kurtis is gone.
JENNY JERSEY: MATTHEW KURTIS AS BEEN ELIMINATED.
ROB MARTINEZ: Chad tried to save his brother, but Martyr moved and Chad, with Stanton’s pushing, knocked his brother out.
Stanton kicks Kurtis in the stomach. Irish whip into the corner. Stanton charges in with REBELION. Chad staggers out of the corner, and Stanton throws him
over the top rope. Chad hangs onto the ropes, slumping to the apron. Stanton looks like he is going to baseball slide, but Orochi turns Stanton around
and head butts him. Stanton is bleeding in the middle of the ring. Chad crawls in. Orochi reaches into his coat, bring out a strand of barbwire. He goes
over to the rising Link Van Haggard and wraps it around the head of Link. He picks up a steel chair and bashes in the head of Link Van Haggard.
ROB MARTINEZ: That was just sickening. He made a barbwire crown then nailed him with that chair. The barbwire is stuck in the head of Link.
Simply Beautiful gets up, FINALLY, is bleeding from the head. He looks super pissed and looks at the fighting superstars. He leaps over the top rope, landing
on his feet on the floor, and walks out. The crowd is stunned and is booing big time.
ROB MARTINEZ: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Why did he do that for?
JENNY JERSEY: SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL IS ELIMINATED!
Simply Beautiful disappears behind the curtain. Martyr is laying in wait, resting up as Orochi is the only man up. Orochi begins nailing “The Show”. Martyr
tries to turn Orochi around, and pulls Orochi’s duster pocket. Martyr looks to be in immense pain, as he pulls his hand from the pocket. Martyr has a mouse
trap stuck to his hand. He removes it and, tries to get Orochi around again, and RED MIST IN THE FACE OF MARTYR! Link Van Haggard, still wearing the barbwire
crown is up. Martyr is walking blind around the ring. Link takes the opportunity to throw Sebastien Martyr out of the ring. Martyr skins the cat though.
He must have learned that from watching SB do it against him at Sole Survivor. Martyr back in the ring only to get a chain wrapped around his neck. Meanwhile
The Show is being picked up by Orochi. Another Gorilla Press Slam attempt on Chad, but Stanton kicks the knee of Orochi. Chad falls on top of Orochi. Martyr
on the other side of the ring is being choked with the chain. Link runs with the chain around Martyr’s neck. He tosses Martyr out by the chain. Sebastien
hits the floor hard.
JENNY JERSEY: SEBASTIEN MARTYR HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
ROB MARTINEZ: The final four has one NAPW wrestler, one REBEL slash NAPW wrestler and two Outlaws from OPW.
Stanton is up. Link is trying to pry the barbwire out of his head in the corner. Show is in another corner. Orochi stands up. Orochi looks at Stanton, but
is nailed by Chad Kurtis. Stanton sets up the table he fell on earlier. Orochi is trying to fight off Kurtis with some stiff forearm shots then a kick
with his boot. Kurtis is down. Stanton pulls Orochi onto the table then blasts him in the head with his cast. Chad Kurtis goes toward the turnbuckle. Orochi
is being held on the table by Stanton. BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Orochi crashes through the table courtesy of “The Show”. Link Van Haggard from behind on Stanton.
Haggard is punching the bloody head of Stanton. Stanton pushes Haggard away and picks up the Singapore Cane. WHACK! WHACK! Link is being drilled with shots
from the cane. Remember there’s barbwire embedded in his head. Link is on the ropes. WHACK! WHACK! Stanton goes for a clothesline but misses. He is back
body dropped over, but hangs onto the ropes. Stanton quickly tries to get in the ring but isn’t let in. Link tries to nail him with a shoulder, but Stanton
avoids it, trying to keep his balance. Link is nailed with the cast, and Stanton gets link in a suplex position. He drops Link on the outside, through
the table Chad Kurtis set up almost twenty minutes ago.
JENNY JERSEY: LINK VAN HAGGARD IS ELIMINATED!
ROB MARTINEZ: What a way to exit! Stanton re-enters the ring, and goes after the rising Orochi. Chad Kurtis dropkicks Stanton from the side!
Stanton is knocked down. Chad picks up a chair, and is bout to knock Orochi’s head off. Stanton grabs the chair from Chad Kurtis. He nails Chad with the
chair. FIREBALL FROM OROCHI! Chad was moved by Stanton’s chair shot , and Stanton gets the fireball in the face! STANTON IS BLINDED! Marc Stanton stands
next to the ropes. Orochi picks up Chad Kurtis. He has him in a body slam position, but holds him. He stares at the blind Stanton and propels Kurtis at
him. Chad nails Stanton with a cross body block of sorts, and they both go over the top rope. They hit the floor.
JENNY JERSEY: MARC STANTON AND CHAD KURTIS ARE ELIMINATED! THE WINNER OF THE MATCH: OROCHI!
”Stigmata” by Ministry tries to drown out the electric crowd. The corners explode with Blue Flames as Orochi looks very satisfied in the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: What a damn match! Orochi did exactly what he planned on doing, and will be facing the World Champion in October.
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Jenny Jersey makes her way into the ring to introduce the next match.
JENNY JERSEY: The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the REBEL Number One Contender’s Trophy.
“Bring Da Ruckus” by the Wu-Tang Clan hits the speakers and Murcielago steps out for his match.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing first, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at two hundred and ninety pounds…MURCIELAGO!
Murcielago, along with Enzo brandishing his crowbar, walk towards the ring to a series of boos simply raining down from the crowd, however the two simply
ignore the fans and they continue walking to the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: Murcielago looks determined to retain his number one contendership with a win over Bobby O’Brady tonight. He had a big win over Caliban last
week to gain the number one spot, and he doesn’t look like he’s about to give it up this week.
“Sunday Bloody Sunday” by U2 blasts from the speakers and out comes Bobby O’Brady ready for his match against Murcielago.
JENNY JERSEY: And introducing his opponent, weighing in tonight at two hundred and seventy-five pounds, from Belfast, Northern Ireland…”The Irish Adonis”
Bobby O’Brady!!!
O’Brady walks to the ring, looking quite angry and receiving a small pop from the crowd at best. He slides into the ring, and heads to his corner where
he stares a hole through Murcielago. Murc sees O’Brady and returns the favor or staring at him.
ROB MARTINEZ: Bobby O’Brady has wanted to get back at Murcielago all week for what he did to Caliban and Stylin’ Kyle Roberts last week at REBEL Without
a Cause, and right now he looks determined to do so. Will this be his night?
Jimmy Johnson is the referee and he calls for the bell. Bobby wastes no time charging at Murcielago. Murcielago steps away, and Bobby turns around into
an awesome right hand. The big Irish Adonis is floored with the shot. Murcielago lays in a big boot to the temple. He goes for a cover, but Bobby kicks
out at one. Murcielago picks up Bobby and Bobby elbows Murcielago in the stomach. Bobby locks on the HEAD VICE! Murcielago thinks quickly, swinging his
leg between the legs of O’Brady. A very cheap shot from the newest Crime. Both men fall to the ground. Enzo slides in a chair.
ROB MARTINEZ: The steal chair helped Murcielago win last week, and it looks to be his strategy tonight.
Well, maybe not because Bobby gets the chair first. Murcielago looks at Enzo like “What the hell”. Bobby stands and strikes down with the chair, Murcielago
moves. Another try, again nothing there. Bobby O’Brady lets Murcielago stand up and hurls the chair at Murcielago’s head. Murcielago is down and busted
wide open. Bobby goes over to the downed Crime, and belts away shot after shot with his fists. The man with blood on his hands, well… who hasn’t bled
tonight? His white tank top looks to be a new color after tonight. The color being red.
ROB MARTINEZ: What a vicious showing by Bobby O’Brady!
Bobby O’Brady picks up Murcielago off of the mat and then body slams him back down. He then rolls Murc over onto his back and lays in the rapid knee strikes
to the back of his head. The ring is stained with blood where Murcielago’s face was on the mat. O’Brady walks over to the chair that is laying in the ring
and brings it back over to Murc, he lifts the chair high above his head and swings it down trying to take out his legs!
ROB MARTINEZ: He’s going to try and break his leg!
WHAM!
Murcielago rolls out of the ring and the chair simply smacks against the canvas. Enzo walks over to Murc and helps him to his feet. O’Brady hops out of
the ring and tries to hit Enzo with a right hand, but Enzo ducks under it and delivers a crowbar shot to O’Brady’s ribs! Enzo picks up Murcielago and rolls
him back into the ring, and then does the same with Bobby O’Brady. The two men are down in the ring; Murcielago is using the ropes to help him up and O’Brady
standing up tentatively while holding his ribs. Both men get to their feet and meet in the center of the ring, O’Brady throws a right hand, it’s blocked,
Murcielago fires back a right hand of his own that makes O’Brady stagger backwards. He throws another right, this time O’Brady blocks it and fires one
of his own that too makes Murc stagger back. Murc retaliates with another right, and then a left, and another right, a fury of rights of lefts push Bobby
into the ropes, he gets caught in the ropes! Jimmy Johnson tries to pull Murcielago off of Bobby but he cannot do anything, because of REBEL rules.
ROB MARTINEZ: For God’s sake Murc, let him get untangled, the man is defenseless as is!
Murcielago lays off of Bobby and Jimmy Johnson talks to him, while the referee is distracted Enzo pulls O’Brady’s feet out from under him and he goes face
first into the mat. Enzo then walks around to the other side of the ring and Murcielago goes on the offensive while Bobby is down. He lays in several boots
to the head of O’Brady, who then rolls out of the way and stands up. Murc walks over to him and whips him into the corner, O’Brady reverses the Irish Whip!
Murcielago slams hard into the turnbuckle and comes out holding the small of his back right into a powerslam! O’Brady slams Murcielago to the mat with
authority. Murcielago lays on the mat, but Bobby O’Brady picks him up and attempts The Tam O’Shanterslam. He picks up Murc like he’s going to do pump handle
slam.
ROB MARTINEZ: Could this be it?! Could Bobby O’Brady score a big win over the number one contender?!
Murcielago is lifted up but gets out of it by falling over the back of O’Brady as he began to run towards the turnbuckle. O’Brady turns around and gets
a kick to the gut and, A HUGE DDT BY MURCIELAGO FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! Both men are down in the middle of the ring, Murc is physically spent, O’Brady is
facing up staring at the lights, and Enzo slides the crowbar into the ring right next to Murcielago. He picks it up and crawls over to the ropes and again
uses them to help himself gain his vertical base. O’Brady, slow to get to his feet, gets upright, and it double over from another shot to the ribs from
the crowbar! Murcielago drops the weapon and tries to cover the Irish Adonis.
ROB MARTINEZ: NOT LIKE THIS, THIS MATCH CANNOT END THIS WAY!
One…
Two…
Thr…
O’Brady kicks out as referee Jimmy Johnson’s hand was coming down for the three count. Murcielago shocked gets back to his feet and lifts Bobby O’Brady
to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a big boot to the face, but Bobby ducks out of the way and lands two solid right hands, then a kick
to the gut doubling over Murc. He sets up for a vertical suplex…HE NAILS IT WITH POWER!
ROB MARTINEZ: Make the cover Bobby, make the cover, just put your arm on him and you’re the number one contender!
O’Brady crawls over to Murcielago and covers him with his arm.
One…
Two…
Th…
Enzo drags Bobby O’Brady out of the ring by his foot, he hits the floor of the arena with a ‘Thud’ and then Enzo begins to stomp away at O’Brady’s head.
Enzo sees life get back into Murcielago and rolls Bobby O’Brady back into the ring. Murcielago is on his feet, staggering, he looks unsteady, but on his
feet. Bobby O’Brady is using the ropes to hoist himself up from the mat. He reaches his feet and staggers backwards with his back towards Murcielago. Murc
grabs Bobby’s shoulder and turns him around right into a huge Defcon 1!
ROB MARTINEZ: THAT’S IT, IT’S OVER, IT’S OVER!
Murcielago nails his finisher and O’Brady is down. Murc slowly rolls Bobby over onto his back and goes for the pin.
One…
Two…
Three!!!
JENNY JERSEY: Here is your winner, by way of pinfall, and still REBEL Number One Contender…MURCIELAGO!
Rex Caliber, and the Foundation both rush the ring. They look like a pack of animals, about to devour some small creature. Murcielago picks Bobby up, and
WAIT! Someone is rushing the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: Kyle Roberts is in the ring with a chair.
Kyle plants Rex onto the mat with a vicious chair shot. Rex is busted open. Thomas Young takes a shot. Prince Darko steals the chair from behind, before
Murcielago gets his just due.
ROB MARTINEZ: WAIT! ANOTHER GUY COMING FROM THE BACK! ALLLL THOOOES!
Al hits the ring with a sledge hammer, and Darko gets laid out. Young gets hit again, and Murcielago is nailed by a chair shot from Kyle Roberts. The Crimes
leave the ring, and head straight for the front door. Al checks on Bobby, and Kyle looks at Al.
ROB MARTINEZ: I never thought this would happen, but Al Thoes is shaking hands with Kyle Roberts!
The Commonwealth looks to be in full force…. finally!
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Isissssssssssss.
JENNY JERSEY: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall, and is for the REBEL Pro World Heavyweight Title! Introducing first, the challenger. He
weighs in at two hundred forty one pounds and stands six feet, two inches… from Windsor Ontario… Ladies and gentlemen, BILLLLLY KRYENNNNNIK!
Billy steps through the curtain, hate for the crowd in his eyes. His chiseled abs and chest show his recent dedication to conditioning on form. He walks
to the ring, not impressed by the REBEL fans, nor they by him.
ROB MARTINEZ: It has been a long time since we’ve seen Billy Kryenik in a REBEL ring. It was several months ago he quit the company due to an injury. He
returned to NAPW in July by attacking his best friend Tommy Deathrow. Something happened to this man Kryenik while he was out of action, making him a very
bitter individual… one who would like nothing more than to win the REBEL title and shove it down the throats of all these fans!
The music cuts out as the crowd showers Billy with boos. He wears a cocky, mocking half-smile, lips twitching. He loves it. He grabs the microphone…
BILLY KRYENIK: Burlington, North Carolina… what a shithole this place is. (boos) Now I’m not here to do too much talking, I’m here to beat your champion,
good ol’ Stylin’ Kyle Roberts, within an inch of his life and leave this gutter the new World Heavyweight Champion. But I want to get something off my
chest here.
Y’see, everywhere I go wrestling fans ask me, why Billy why? Why did you turn on Tommy Deathrow? Why did you turn your back on the fans? Why, Billy, why?
WHY, BILLY, WHY? Why did I attack Tommy Deathrow, the son of a bitch who had the audacity to try to have a career APART from me? I carried that (BLEEP),
and how does he repay me while I’m out with an injury? He wins the tag team titles with a bastard named Jake Phoenix! Why, Billy, why did you turn your
back on the fans? Well I don’t remember it being the fans who paid my hospital bills while I was out! I don’t remember the fans coming to visit me in the
hospital or going “come back Billy, we miss you!” And that’s just NAPW fans! Then there’s you filthy REBEL fans, the fans who cheered on that idiot Warren
when he took advantage of my 104 degree fever to score a cheap win in my last REBEL match!
Billy pauses, a hateful sneer on his face as the crowd give him what-for. He dodges a flying paper cup and yells over the top rope.
BILLY KRYENIK: You’ll have to do a lot better than that to stop Billy (BLEEP) Kryenik! Why, Billy, WHY? Why did you screw us? You know what? I didn’t screw
you fans! You fans screwed yourselves! Just like I didn’t screw Tommy Deathrow… you see, when Deathrow made his choice, DEATHROW screwed Tommy Deathrow!
I am the next REBEL World Heavyweight champion, I am the sole surviving Doomrider, and 2007 is MY YEAR! Show me a (BLEEP) that can stop me!
“I am the man, that’s what I am I’m a straight shooter, with a master plan I am the man, that’s why I’m here I am the man, I am the man”
The crowd about blows the roof off. “HE IS THE MAN! HE IS THE MAN!” they chant as Stylin’ Kyle Roberts steps through the curtain, World Heavyweight Title
around his waist. Damn it looks good there. Kyle has a bandage on his forehead from some of the injuries he’s suffered recently and a bit of tape around
his ribs, but that doesn’t stop him from wearing his trademark smirk.
JENNY JERSEY: And now! From Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan! He stands six feet three inches tall and weighs in at two-hundred and fifty-seven pounds… the current
and REIGNING World Heavyweight Champion… ladies and gentlemen, STYLIN’ KYLE ROBERTS!
ROB MARTINEZ: An unlikely hero if there ever was one, but these fans rallied behind Stylin’ Kyle in his quest to dethrone Rex Caliber as champion! And now
tonight, Kyle Roberts is the unlikely face of REBEL Pro Wrestling, defending not only the world title but REBEL’s honor against Billy Kryenik!
Kyle steps into the ring and stares down Kryenik. The champ asks for a mic himself, crowd quieting down.
STYLIN’ KYLE: Billy, Billy, Billy, I have TWO WORDS FOR YOU!
POP! Kyle grins, then softly says:
STYLIN’ KYLE: Shut. Up. These REBEL fans didn’t pay their good money to hear you blab ON and ON and ON about Tommy Deathrow or a 104 degree fever or even
your stupid mother and her sex habits! All the talk in the world doesn’t change one thing: You never beat me for the NAPW Tag Titles in, oh, eight hundred
tries, and you’re not going to beat me for a championship tonight! Speaking of which, I have another two words for you:
Kyle gets in Billy’s furious face.
STYLIN’ KYLE: “Second.” “Best—”
ROB MARTINEZ: Ooh, Kyle touched a nerve with that one! Billy Kryenik pops Kyle right in the face and this match is on! Watch out for the right hook of Kryenik
— Kyle on the ropes, irish whip, Billy knocks his man down with a back elbow! Quick cover, barely a one count. Roberts still has the title around his
waist here!
Kryenik pummeling Roberts in the corner, changing it up — knee-lifts in the corner! Kryenik hip-tosses Kyle out of the corner and shouts “There’s your
champion!” at the fans. Kyle is trying to pick himself up, here comes Kryenik at a charge — drop toe hold by Roberts! Onto the title belt! Well, that’s
one way to get ahead. Roberts takes a moment to remind the fans that yes.
He is SMARTER than you.
He gets cheered for that. Go figure. The referee slides the world title out of the ring as Kyle pulls Kryenik up. “I’m going to hit the kick to the face!”
Kyle has Kryenik standing…
Dropkick!
To the face!
ROB MARTINEZ: Stylin’ Kyle Roberts is truly a man of his word! Cover, only a one-count. The champion in the driver’s seat now.
Kyle taking it to Billy with his own right hands. He sends Billy to the ropes, connects with another dropkick to the face to knock the challenger down.
Kryenik pops up, Kyle goes behind and hits a big back suplex, dropping Kryenik right on his head. Kyle smirks and then steps on Billy’s chest, flexing
“COME ON!” Referee counts one, two Billy easily kicks out of the arrogant cover by the champion. Kyle takes control with a side head-lock, Billy reaching
up to grab a handful of hair. No DQ in this match-up of course, it’s REBEL rules! Kyle wrenches the headlock some more, Billy snarls in pain. Back into
the ropes, Billy shoots Kyle off, clothesline, Kyle ducks and rebounds with a flying forearm, Billy catches him in the gut though. DOUBLE UNDERHOOK —
DRY LAKE~ KYLE STRUGGLING — PULLS THE LEGS OUT — BEAR-TAMER ATTEMPT! ROBERTS TURNS KRYENIK OVER, but Billy is right near the ropes and quickly scrambles
to grab the bottom rope for a break. Kyle lets go, he can’t get DQed for holding on but REBEL referees are known to get physically involved in matches.
Kyle lets go, but stomps Billy and begins to pull him up —
Kryenik rakes the eyes to get ahead, blinding Kyle momentarily. Long enough to pick Kyle up for a suplex… falls forward, Kyle Roberts hung up over the
top rope! And Kryenik viciously punts Kyle in the face, knocking him from the top rope to the floor the hard way. He soaks in the boos as Roberts tries
to get up, Kryenik with a baseball slide! Roberts sidesteps and sweeps Kryenik away, Billy on the floor, Roberts with an irish whip, Kryenik hits the guardrail.
Here comes Kyle with a charge, Kryenik dodges! Kyle on the guardrail LARIAT FROM BILLY KRYENIK SENDS KYLE INTO THE FRONT ROW! Crowd chants holy shit, but
Kryenik then flashes everybody the double deuce.
ROB MARTINEZ: Kryenik letting the REBEL fans know what he thinks of him, he needs to worry about the match and not the fans! Kyle getting to his feet, Kryenik
has him over the guardrail, suplex back in right onto the concrete! There are no mats in REBEL Pro Wrestling, Kyle’s back hits nothing but cold hard concrete!
Oh my gawd!
Kryenik grabs Kyle, hooks a hammerlock to control the man and then shoves him forehead-first into the steel ring post! Kryenik rips off the bandage to expose
Kyle’s wound, then begins pounding the forehead with stiff right hands. Roberts gets bundled back into the ring and when he comes up, he’s busted wide
open! Kryenik kicks the man in the ribs, oh come on now! Kryenik ripping off the tape from Roberts’ ribs! He’s choking the champ out with it! What a dickhead.
Kryenik still with the advantage picks Kyle up and delivers another big right hook to the bloody forehead, knocking the champ to the canvas. Billy likes
the blood on his knuckles and again goes to town, just ramming his fist into Kyle’s forehead. Referee wants Kryenik to get off the man, what’s he going
to do though? Kryenik tells the ref to (BLEEP) off, then comes back to stomp on Kyle — Roberts fires a right hand to Kryenik! Another one! Another! Roberts
getting some fire behind those blows, he hits the ropes — cut off by a knee-lift from Billy Kryenik. Irish whip into the corner, followed by a lariat!
And then… Hot Salvation! Kyle is down, cover one, two, Kyle kicks out, but Kryenik simply rolls with the kick-out to behind Kyle and lock on THE BRANCH
BREAKER!
ROB MARTINEZ: Does he have it locked in? Yes he does! Kyle Roberts is a bloody mess, and now he’s trapped in the Branch Breaker in the center of the ring!
The champion may submit right here!
Blood trickles down Kyle’s face and Billy’s inter-laced fingers as the challenger wrenches back, driving his knee into Stylin’ Kyle’s spine for more pressure.
Kyle yells out in pain, reaching for the ropes. He tries to crawl, gets a bit, but not much.
The hand is up… will Kyle tap?
“Kyle, what do ya say? Do you give up? Kyle what do you say, champ?”
“No! No!”
Kyle reaches out… Kryenik gritting his teeth, trying to get the submission…
Kyle makes the ropes!
Referee calls for the break, but Kryenik tells him where to shove it. He refuses to let go of the hold! Roberts is in serious trouble…
But he keeps crawling until both men are tangled in the ropes, crawling until his body starts to fall to the floor. It’s just enough to loosen Kryenik’s
grip and Kyle tumbles to the outside, damaged but free of the Branch Breaker. Referee warns Kryenik “What are you going to do, disqualify me?”
ROB MARTINEZ: Billy Kryenik taking full advantage of the REBEL rules for this contest. What does the champ left at this point?
Kryenik rolls to the outside and bashes Kyle’s face into the corner of the ring apron. He grabs him by the hair and takes him for a walk to the timekeeper’s
table… oh no! He puts Kyle on it, punching him. Stands on top — DRY LAKE THROUGH THE TABLE — Kyle is fighting! Roberts drops to his knees and hits
a LOW BLOW on Billy Kryenik! Kryenik stumbles off the table, holding his jimmy as Kyle steps to the ring apron, trying to shake the cobwebs free… ASAI
MOONSAULT TO KRYENIK ON THE FLOOR!
Both men are down, but here comes the ADRENALINE RUSH! Roberts gets to his feet first, reminding Billy that he is SMARTER than him! Kryenik gets rolled
into the ring as Kyle goes to the top rope? Kryenik gets up… POLAR-IZER FROM THE TOP! Roberts has Kryenik down! THE ROPES!
LIONSAULT!
COVER!
ONE!
TWO!
KICK-OUT!
Near fall for Stylin’ Kyle Roberts there, but he doesn’t waste time preening. Chops to Billy, irish whip, tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Billy holding the back,
Kyle kicks him right there. Yeowch! Kyle picks his man up again, Moose Jaw Driver — Kryenik slips out of the back! Inverted powerbomb, KYLE ROLLS HIM
UP!
ONE!
TWO!
Kryenik gets out of that one! Both men back up, Kyle looking for the BEAR-TAMER! Can he get it… no, Kryenik uses his leg strength to send Kyle face-first
into the middle turnbuckle. CHARGE! Kryenik squashes Kyle against the middle turnbuckle, thigh-to-upper body and head style. He pulls the man out, throws
Roberts into the ropes and slaps his thigh! HOT SALVATION —
STYLESKICK —
BOTH MEN COLLAPSE!
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GAWWWWD! Stereo superkicks connect — for each man! Champion and challenger are down, referee with the standing ten-count! Will either
man answer the count? This crowd trying to rally Kyle to his feet!
Referee is up to four, neither man stirring. Both are down and out, each caught perfectly. FIVE! Wait a minute, Kryenik is stirring… SIX! SEVEN! He’s
getting up! EIGHT! NINE!
KYLE KIPS UP!
Kryenik looks on in rage and fires a right hand, Kyle blocks and fires one back of his own! Kryenik with another one, Kyle blocks and
EYE POKE!
To a thunderous pop! Kyle smirks, baby, and then lifts Kryenik up for a MOOSE JAW DRIVER! CONNECTS!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE
NO!
Kryenik kicks out. Kyle holds up three fingers, the referee assures him it was only two. Kyle showing signs of frustration, goes to pick Kryenik up —
DRY LAKE
KYLE DOESN’T ESCAPE THIS ONE!
Kryenik can’t make the cover immediately… he gets an arm over!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
BILLY KRYENIK HAS WON THIS — wait a minute, Billy Kryenik thinks he’s won the match… but the referee is pointing to Kyle’s foot on the bottom rope!
Roberts with just enough to know he was close enough to the ring. Kryenik yells at the referee, but it’s not a three-count. Billy Kryenik is NOT the REBEL
world champion… but that might not last long! Kryenik picks Kyle up, what’s this?
Oh no!
DEATHROW DRIVER! A message to Kryenik’s former partner!
No, Kyle kicks! He’s struggling! Holy hell! Kyle powers UP out of the piledriver, but doesn’t back drop Kryenik! SETTING THE MAN UP! EMERALD FUSIONNNNN!
No, Kryenik reaches out and grabs the middle rope to screw things up, then gets free! ROLLS UP ROBERTS FOR ONE, TWO…
ROBERTS ROLLS THROUGH! HE’S GOT THE LEGS!
TURNS HIM OVER INTO THE BEAR-TAMER!
Kryenik is in HUGE pain here, Kyle holding the move! Kryenik reaching out, he can see the bottom rope, he’s only a foot away! He tries to crawl, tries to
get there as Kyle leans back, mouth open in a roar as he tries to put the challenger away at last!
Kryenik reaches…
And gets the ropes.
Crowd deflates…
Until Kyle says “(BLEEP) YOU, KRYENIK!” and simply walks the man, in the hold, to the middle of the ring! Kryenik thought he was free, but Kyle’s going
to repay the non-rope break from earlier! Roberts kneels down, driving his knee in the back and bending Kryenik at an impossible angle in TRUE, classic
Liontamer fashion! “AHHHHHHH!”
Kryenik still holding on!
Roberts screaming in awesome fury!
KRYENIK TAPS! KRYENIK TAPS! IT’S OVER!
JENNY JERSEY: The winner of the match, and STILL World Heavyweight Champion… STYLIN’ KYLE ROBERRRRRRTS!
ROB MARTINEZ: Stylin’ Kyle Roberts has retained the World title against a fighting Billy Kryenik! Kyle Roberts adds another title defense to his reign,
and he does it in emphatic fashion! Bear-Tamer, center of the ring. It doesn’t get much better than this folks!
Kryenik has rolled out of the ring, holding his back in pain. A bloodied Kyle holds the REBEL title up and gets on the microphone, leaning over the top
rope.
STYLIN’ KYLE ROBERTS: Hey! Hey Billy bitchcakes! I got another two words for you: “TAPPED OUT!” Now get the hell out of my promotion!
Kryenik loses his temper, but security are out to haul him out. Crowd chants “YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!”, then segues into “GOODBYE!” Kyle Roberts
stands tall, bloody but for once, not beaten to shit after a title match. He is YOUR World Heavyweight Champion, folks! And this crowd loves it.
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“Superfly” by Curtis Mayfield blast through the sound system and the fans are on their feet as Assman and Dr. Tittylover collectively known as TNA make
their way to the ring.
JENNY JERSEY: This is a Best of the Best tournament semi final. Introducing first weighing in a combined four hundred and ninety eight pounds, the team
of Assman and Dr. Tittylover, TNA!
30 Seconds to Mars blares through the PA in the form of their song “Attack.” Walking out of the curtain is the unlikely duo of the massive, surly KRENSHOV
and the charming Mexican FEAR, who as per usual, carries a mysterious bag.
JENNY JERSEY: Introducing their oppents at a total combined weight of five-hundred and ninety-three pounds… Krennnnnshov! And his partner, Fredrick Eglasies
Armand-Romano… he is FEARRRRR!
F and K don’t wait for the bell to ring as they attack TNA. The action spills to the outside of the ring where KRENSHOV is just dominating Assman. Meanwhile
the action in the ring continues as FEAR and Tittylover are actually involved in a wrestling match.
Fear hits Tittylover with an arm bar followed by a dropkick. Fear seems to being using his Lucha Libre background to his advantage right now as he climbs
the ropes and goes for a flying drop, but nobody is home as Tittlylover manages to make it back to his feet. Both men are now face to face again as Tittylover
forces Fear to the corner with a series of chops, but before he can take advantage Fear delivers a standing drop kick to get out of the corner. KRENSHOV
and Assman have made their way back to their respective corners as Fear and Tittylover continue to go back and forth. Tittylover gets some momentum with
a scoop slam and goes and tags in Assman.
TNA is showing F and K what tag team is all about as they deliver a serious of tag team including the Pimps Ahoy as Assman goes for the cover. The referee
counts One…
The count is broke up by KRENSHOV as he picks Assman off of Fear and tosses him outside of the ring and hits Tittylover with a big boot as he is charging.
F and K stand in the ring alone looking ever so confident. KRENSHOV gets tired of waiting for TNA to climb back in the ring takes the action to them. He
climbs outside the ring and picks up the steel steps and throws it at both members of TNA. At the same time, Fear climbs to the top rope and delivers a
drop kick into the steps for extra impact.
ROB MARTINEZ: Both members of TNA seems to be out but little good that is going to do. After all this is REBEL where there is no disqualification, no count
outs.
Almost on cue KRENSHOV picks up Tittlylover and tosses him into the ring as he has FEAR to finish him off. KRENSHOV turns his attention to Assman. The crowd
is really trying to get behind Assman and Tittylover as chants of TNA, TNA, start up. FEAR has some words for the crowd which buys enough time that Tittylover
is somehow able to make it back to his feet. He is still wobbly but he is on his feet. FEAR jumps back on the attack with a baseball slide to knock Tittylover
back off his feet FEAR smiling, seemingly pleased with what he has accomplished. He slides out of the ring and grabs his bag.
ROB MARTINEZ: Oh no, what does he have in the bag this time?
FEAR climbs back in the ring and dumps a bagful of spiders onto the mat, but to the surprise of FEAR and the fans, the good doctor, just picks up some spiders
and makes himself a snack. FEAR is in shock as most of the spiders are either ate or stomped on. Remember he was a crackhead at one time, and it’s not
the first time he has ever ate stuff like that! FEAR tries to get back on the attack, but Tittylover is feeling it right now. Maybe he has Spidey Power
as FEAR springboards off the ropes and is met with a Bootzilla, followed by a knee into the abdomen.
ROB MARTINEZ: It seems TNA might finally have some momentum going now that Tittylover is on the offensive. The question is where is where is Assman and
how long can Tittylover hang on lone.
Tittylover climbs up on the rope and lands the Flyin’ Pimp and goes for the cover…
One…
KRENSHOV in for the save via a boot to the head of Tittylover. KRENSHOV picks Tittylover up and slingshots him off the ropes into a power slam. KRENSHOV
acts as if he is going for the pin but instead stands up and picks Tittylover up by the throat and delivers a choke slam.
ROB MARTINEZ: OH MY GOD! that has to be it.
KRENSHOV tells FEAR to climb the ropes, but as FEAR reaches the top rope Assman finally makes his way back to the ring and takes out FEAR’s leg with a steel
chair. KRENSHOV continues to punish Tittylover as he is unaware of the fact that Assman is back in action and taking out FEAR.
ROB MARTINEZ: Things seem to be picking up a little for TNA. Assman has returned to make things a little more even, but is he 100%?
Assman climbs
to the top rope chair still in toll and lands a flying chair shot to KRENSHOV’s head. KRENSHOV is busted open, but he is still on his feet.
ROB MARTINEZ: DAMN! How the hell is the monster still on his feet?
Assman continues to work on KRENSHOV as Tittylover rolls outside the ring to make sure FEAR stays out of the picture. Assman continues his assault with
another chair shot to the head. KRENSHOV is shaken, but he still won’t go down. Assman with a chair shot to the monster’s knees that finally takes him
to the mat. Assman covers…
One…
Two…
KRENSHOV tosses Assman off him with authority and gets back to his feet, as does Assman. KRENSHOV delivers a clothesline to Assman, before going outside
the ring and delivering a chair shot to Tittylover to get him off FEAR.
ROB MARTINEZ: F and K are showing everyone why they are the favorites to capture the tag team title, but TNA aren’t just laying down for them either. The
only question is does anyone have an answer for KRENSHOV?
All four men are slugging in out as F and K seem to have the upper hand. Assman slides back into the ring as FEAR follows. KRENSHOV goes to pick Tittylover
up to slam him in the safety barrier, but the good doctor uses some hand cuffs a fan handed him to cuff KRENSHOV to the security railing. He delivers a
chair shot to the head of the big man too further open the gash on his head. Tittylover is climbing back in the ring.
ROB MARTINEZ: I guess that’s one why to stop KRENSHOV. The referee looks a little confused by the whole thing, but there is no disqualification here in
Rebel, so back to the action.
The fans are going nuts as TNA are taking advantage of the situation with a round of tag team moving including the “Bottoms Up” which means it’s time for
and yes there it is “The Funky Fresh” and Assman makes the cover…
One…
Two…
KRENSHOV and broke off the cuffs and is trying to make the save…
Three…
But he’s not in time…
JENNY JERSEY: Here are your winners the team of Assman and Dr. Tittylover, T..N..A!
Team TNA run for their lives as KRENSHOV is mad as hell! KRENSHOV is outside the ring throwing the ring steps, and other debris around!
ROB MARTINEZ: Well it’s settled… the main event for “Best of the Best” will be the team of Warren and Berzerker, facing the team of Assman and Dr. Tittylover….
for the vacated World Tag Team Titles! We are taking a short intermission, as the ring ropes are being replaced with razor sharp, barbed wire!
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The ring is set up, and intermission is over. Fans have sold out the merchandise stands. Barbed wire has replaced the ropes. The fans murmur in anticipations
as Jenny Jersey gets in the ring (VERY carefully)
JENNY JERSEY: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Carolina’s title. This match is a No Ropes Barbed Wire Match!
Huge pop for that, but replaced by boos when “Bullet With a Name” plays.
JENNY JERSEY: First, the challenger, from Richmond, Virginia, weighing in at two hundred and seventy two pounds. He is MARK KINGSTON!
Taking care to avoid the barbs (from the wire and the crowd) Kingston gets in the ring and focuses on the entrance, waiting for the champ. AKforty plays
the champ to the ring, and the fans show their appreciation.
JENNY JERSEY: And his opponent, he is the Rebel Carolinas Champion. He weighs in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds. From Hollywood, Florida: DIO MUERTE!
Muerte slides in the ring, barely missing the wire. He marches straight to Kingston and the two men lock eyes. Referee Alan Stone breaks the two men up.
He takes the belt from Muerte and holds it up for the crowd to see. The bell rings and the two men lock up. Muerte grabs a headlock, and tries to drag
Kingston over to the wire. Kingston punches Muerte in the kidney, then tries to push him into the wire. Muerte stops himself just in time. He turns and
glares at his smirking opponent. The two men cautiously lock up again. Kingston gets the advantage, grabs a waist lock and takes Dio to the mat. He slaps
on an armbar, and torques back on it. Dio almost reaches for the ropes to break, then catches himself. Instead he jabs a thumb into Kingston’s eye, breaking
the hold. Both men get to their feet, and eye each other warily.
ROB MARTINEZ: More wrestling here than most would have expected. The thing is, these two guys are going to have to pull out every reversal they know to
avoid being sent into the wire. There is no doubt there will be blood tonight, but there is also a ton of strategy at play here.
They go for a lock up again, but Kingston fakes, goes behind and hits a German suplex! Dio writhes in pain as Kingston drops an elbow. He covers, but only
gets a one count. Dio quickly tries to get back to his feet, but Kingston meets him with a big boot that knocks Dio for a loop. The champ teeters for a
second, dangerously close to the wire. The fans tense up, ready for the first opponent hit the wire. But Dio regains his footing, much to the disappointment
of the crowd. Kingston drives his forearm into Dio’s face, driving the champion back. He hits another, and another, pushing Dio closer and closer to the
barbed wire. Kingston goes for one more shot, but Dio ducks, and hits a double leg take down! Kingston goes crashing…
… to the mat. Just inches away from the wire. A few groans from the crowd. A “We want blood” chant starts up. Kingston gets to his feet, looking a bit
angry, and turns to level his opponent, but is instead met by a shuffle sidekick, which knocks the challenger back
INTO THE WIRE!
Kingston yells out in pain as the barbs pierce his flesh, and the fans are overjoyed to see the wire come into play. Before Kingston can free himself from
the wire, Dio comes back with a body press. It doesn’t knock Kingston to the floor, but it does push him deeper into the wire. Dio hits the mat, but is
back up quick to press the advantage. With a quick yank he pulls Kingston off the wire, leaving behind blood and a bit of flesh. A boot to the gut and
Kingston is doubled over, Dio setting up for a powerbomb…
Kingston with a back body drop! And now Dio tastes the wire for the first time! Dio is caught up in the wire, upside down, and Kingston takes advantage,
laying in with kicks to the champion. He pulls Dio off the wire, then hits 100 Proof! Dio goes face first into the barbed wire! This gets an “oooo” from
the fans, but only a two count when he goes for the pin. Kingston thought he had him there, but he does not waste any time. Before Dio can have any hope
of recovery, Kingston slaps on the Kingston Clutch! Dio is in a world of hurt here, and a rope break won’t help him much. Referee Stone checks for a submission,
but Dio refuses to let up. Kingston cinches in on the hold, waiting for the champ to either give up or pass out. Using his legs, Dio has managed to inch
his way to the ropes, but with his arms tied up, there’s no way to reach out, even if he WANTED to!
ROB MARTINEZ: A smart move by Kingston here! He knows Dio is damned no matter what he does. The camp may have no alternative but to tap out.
Dio seems to have other ideas. He tries to get to his knees. Kingston presses down harder, but fails to keep Dio down. Dio lessens the pressure a bit, but
not enough to break the hold. Instead he leans forward, forcing Kingston to lean over to keep the hold locked in. Dio drops down suddenly, taking Kingston
down too..
Face first into the wire!
Needless to say, the hold is broken. Both men “got color” now, and neither shows signs of quitting. It’s Dio’s turn to stalk his opponent. Kingston gets
to his feet and turns to receive a clothesline that knocks him into the wire once again! Dio presses the advantage, and locks Kingston up for a Fisherman’s
Brainbuster! A cover!
One!
Two!
Kingston gets the shoulder up! The blood loss kept Dio from getting full impact on the move, and the adrenaline kept Kingston from quitting. Dio goes to
the top turnbuckle, looking for a frog splash, but Kingston is back up, and he knocks Dio off the top rope to the floor! Dio lands in a heap, and Kingston
takes some time to recover. After what seems like a lifetime, Dio finally stirs, but Kingston has slid out of the ring to meet him. Dio is dragged to his
feet, and set up for a powerbomb… No! Kingston instead tosses him into the ring post! A sick thud as Dio connects, and he crumples to the floor. Though
bloody and dazed, Kingston keeps up the momentum. He hoists Dio up again, only this time he tosses him into the wire! Boos mixed with “Holy Shit” greet
the challenger, who seems to sport the faintest hint of a smile under all the gore. Dio manages to pull himself off the wire and climb/fall into the ring.
Kingston slides in and goes for a cover!
One!
TWO!
New Champion Thr- NO!!!
ROB MARTINEZ: HOW BAD DOES DIO WANT TO KEEP HIS TITLE?!?!?
Bad enough to get a foot on the bottom wire. Damn.
Kingston, furious now, pounces, and drives Dio’s foot against the wire before he can really react. The wire seems to be cutting into his foot, and Dio yells
out in pain. Referee Stone is helpless to stop this, but Dio kicks Kingston in the head with his free leg. Kingston gets his bearings as Dio tries to get
up, but he can’t put weight on his foot, thanks to the cuts. Kingston hits the prone champ with a leg lariat, and covers!
One!
Two!
DIO KICKS OUT!
Kingston is livid now. He argues with Referee Stone, who has little pity for the challenger. Kingston turns to his opponent, drags him up, and sets him
up for a piledriver, but Dio reverses! He goes for a hurricarana, but Kingston dead weights him, and Dio can’t get the man over. Kingston turns Dio around,
and sets him up for an electric chair! Dio drives his fingers into the cut on Kingston’s forehead! More blood pours out, and Kingston loses his balance
just long enough for Dio to hit a reverse rana!
Sending Kingston into the wire! The challenger is driven neck first into the barbed wire, opening up even more cuts. Dio doesn’t have time for that, as
he pulls the challenger off the ropes and hits the Demortalizer! Kingston is planted center ring, and the champion covers!
ONE!
TWO!!
KINGSTON GETS A SHOULDER UP!
ROB MARTINEZ: Dio hits his signature move, but he just didn’t have enough behind it to put Kingston away! And at this point, Kingston is going to do ANYTHING
to get the Carolinas Championship!
Dio, still amazed that Kingston kicked out, goes up top for a frog splash! He sails through the air… and hits nothing but mat. Kingston rolls out of the
way, and retreats to a corner. he also seems to be fishing for something out of his boot…
ROB MARTINEZ: Kingston has wire cutters, and I don’t know what for. … Oh no…
Kingston cuts the wire away from the turnbuckle, and wraps a piece around his forearm. Dio gets to his feet unaware of what is waiting. He turns around
and is nailed by a wire-assisted lariat! The champ goes down hard, and the challenger is trying to get the wire off his arm before he goes for the pin!
ROB MARTINEZ: That move may have backfired! Dio is down, but Kingston is bleeding from his arm!
Indeed, but nothing is spurting out, so the match continues. Kingston covers the champion! Stone counts! One… two… Dio gets a shoulder up! Kingston
took to long to get the wire off, and it cost him. Dio tries to get to his feet, but Kingston stomps the champs injured foot, knocking him back down. Kingston
takes the piece of wire and wraps it around Dio’s head, then drives him face first into the mat! He pulls him back up and drives him down again! More blood
pours from the face of the champion, and the REBEL ring is looking like a war zone right now. Kingston tries to drive Dio down once more, but gets a punch
to the gut. Then another. And another. He’s forced to let go. Dio knows he only has a moment, so he headbutts Kingston.
Dio’s head is still wrapped in wire.
ROB MARTINEZ: I don’t know who that hurt more!
It’s hard to say at this point. Stone tries to help pull the two men apart, his referee’s shirt now stained red as a result. The two competitors hobble
to their feet, and trade punches, this match now becoming about more than just a title. Neither man willing to go down, Dio finally staggers Kingston with
a stiff right to the jaw, then goes for a side kick! Kingston ducks, side steps, then nails Dio with the big boot! The champ is down, and Kingston is setting
up for The Richmond Lariat! Dio staggers to his feet and turns around to see the two hundred and seventy two pound challenger charge!
And it’s Dio’s turn to side step. Kingston manages to stop himself before he crashes into the barbed wire again, but turns around and receives a boot to
the gut! The challenger is doubled over, and Dio hits a Brainbuster! But he doesn’t go for the pin. Instead setting up for a crossface… Only he places
the wire across Kingston’s throat! Kingston fights the hold, not just to save the match, but his life! Referee Stone looks for a submission, (or arterial
spray) and the fans are on their feet! Blood pours out of both men!
ROB MARTINEZ: Damn it Mark! Is the title worth your life?!?!
Referee Stone asks the same question. Kingston doesn’t answer him immediately. But after what seems like an eternity, the challenger is forced to tap out!
JENNY JERSEY: Your winner, and STILL Carolinas Champion: DIO MUERTE!
The fans seemed to like the match. The competitors, on the other hand… Well it’s hard to tell. Referees and officials have swarmed the ring, along with
medical personnel to tend to the wounded. But all that matters is:
Mark Kingston has proved he’ll go to hell and back to get the belt. But he won’t get it tonight. Dio Muerte is still champion. Best of the Best finals on
October second. Orochi versus the World Champion in October as well! Plus the next Supershow!