As we await the show that will be Barbed Wire Massacre, here are some notable quotes from the NOC Trophy Battle Royale this week. Enjoy! (Yes I stole this idea from Victory.)
“Hell, in the fleeting moment that I glanced over the news and seen there was some sort of TGW World title open challenge I admit I was tempted. Then I realized I’d actually have to be a part of TGW if I won. And that’s just fucking unacceptable.”- Virgil Keenan
“You do realize the Order is run by a Kalis right? A KALIS, REESE! If there was ever a fucking disease walking the halls of AOWF these past few years, it was a Kalis. Eye ball gouging, pistol whipping, gun totting , epitome of stupid, Kalis.”- Virgil Keenan
“I’m seriously giving it a month before Riona Shows up, eyes all agleam, seeing her time in the stars once again. She can summon the Power ranger fighting force AOA and be fucking relevant again! GO HER”- Virgil Keenan (on Riona & The Apostles of Ares)
“Holy shit, after listening to these idiots I almost considered NOT paying my cable bill.”- Jacob Figgins
“While people like me still have all the talent in the world, and there is nothing delusional about it.”- Justin Case
“Blame it on Matt Stone. It’s his fault for everything.”- Justin Case
“Funk Dogg…shut the fuck up. No one cares about you.”- Matt Stone
“Lucking into one of my opponent’s dying? You think that was luck? You question my manipulation, and then call that luck? I broke Johnny Maverick and the entire world knows that. I didn’t even need to see the man and I mentally
destroyed him. He’s gone, because of me.”- Matt Stone (on taking credit for Johnny Chaos’ suicide)
“Marvin Wood called, he wants his gimmick back.”- Matt Stone (on Justin Case)
“I wanted to hold hands and go on long walks with you, I apologize, I didn’t know you liked to play catcher, if that’s your dream all shove that baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.”- Reece Paxton (on Virgil Keenan)