Newswire 7-9-2012

Following intense discussions and clouded with a controversial decision involving an as yet unnamed new REBEL Pro superstar, Simon Kalis released the following statement following RXW’s announcement.

“REBEL Pro selects Anna Mathews to be our representative in the AoWF World Championship match. The obvious choice for us, we felt at first unable to make this selection due to her strong affiliation with Victory Wrestling. We’d made another decision, however this decision was hotly contested. Initially, we planned to pull REBEL Pro out of these proceedings in protest. However I spoke with Lisa Seldon, and she has given us the okay to select Anna Mathews, which was incredibly good news for REBEL Pro, Anna Mathews and the integrity of this contest- but most of all the fans. The Queen of Dodo’s is a fan favorite across the AoWF, and her successes have marked her as one of the marquee superstars in the entire community. She will make an excellent AoWF World Champion.”

Prove Your Worth! 2012 airs soon, and is certainly expected to be packed with surprises. This news means however that Anna will be given the week off from Aggression as she pursues more AoWF gold. Break a leg, Anna!

Preferrably Allen Chaneys. No offense to him, we’re sure he’s a swell guy.

Newswire 6-29-2012

All of the Aggression shows in my absence are up on the site now. We’re still trying to figure out how to get the shows organized as they once were, and by we I mean I’m awaiting Rob-Rob to have the time to do that for me. Prove Your Worth RPing has begun.

Wyn Mangum has been added to the Aggression Championship NoC Match.

Aggression 6-25-2012

The logo for Aggression takes the screen and we move right to the ring where interim General Manager Tamika Nash Strader stands in the centre. Tamika looks quite proud of herself.

Tamika: Unfortunately as I look at the card tonight I realize some people here might end up getting double booked at Prove Your Worth, and for that, I apologize. Although if you do manage get double booked, and cialis vs viagra price come out the victor… well, you’ll look pretty fucking good won’t you?

Tamika paces slightly in the ring.

Tamika: Remember last week how I said I believed in rematches? Well, Adrian couldn’t be here tonight, but he passed on to me an idea, and let me tell you it’s a dousy people.

The fans are quiet in anticipation.

Tamika: Anna Mathews… you get your rematch at Prove Your Worth!

The fans erupt in cheers, loud cheers, for the Dodo Queen.

Tamika: Now you are all thinking what about Virgil? Isn’t he going to rough her up for that match? Well the answer to that question is… no.

The fans start too boo.

Tamika: I’m not done hold on. Geez, boo so early these days, won’t even let a girl spit it out. Anyways, Virgil will not get the chance to soften her up because he’ll be up against Bubba J and Reece Paxton as well. That’s right ladies and gentlemen your Pay Per View main event is Virgil Keenan versus Anna Mathews versus Bubba J versus the champ himself Reece Paxton in a Fatal Fourway Buried Alive Match! Mass grave style. All for the gold around Paxton’s waist.

This has the fans roaring in anticipation. Tamika smiles.

Tamika: See my son has a http://cheapdiscount-pharmacynorx.com/ good idea once and awhile.

“All My Life” hits and Tamika leaves the ring.

Jacob Figgins vs. Virgil Keenan
Everyone Sucks But Me Semi-Finals
Electrified Cage Match

Virgil Keenan with a quick arm-drag catches Figgins off-guard. Floats over into an arm-bar. Figgins grabs the bottom rope and Keenan breaks the hold as he feels zapped asFiggy latches onto the cage. Figgins gets to his feet, rushes at Keenan, headlock takedown by Keenan. Sleeper hold from Keenan, Figgins is beginning to lose oxygen and bloodflow to the head. Figgins elbows Keenan in the side until Keenan has to break the hold. Clothesline from Figgins. Elbow attempt while Keenan is on the ground misses. Another attempt misses. Third http://nexiumonline-generic.com/ attempt misses. Figgins wrings his arm in an attempt to fight the pain. Keenan is quick on the up-take and locks on another armbar. Figgins gets out by hitting a mean European uppercut. Figgins runs into the rope and charges at Keenan, Keenan counters with a hurricanrana. Holds onto Figgins’s leg, but Figgins kicks out at two. Figgins with a couple strikes to Keenan’s face. Keenan blocks one punch and fires one back. Then another. And another. Figgins backed up to the ropes, Keenan whips him across the ring. Kick to the gut from Keenan. Figgins down on one knee. And is shoved head first into the electrified cage. Keenan covers but only gets two. Keenan, frustrated demands that the referee do his job and count three. Figgins up behind him goes for a clothesline to the back of the head, but Keenan sees it and ducks. Figgins turns around, right into whatever fucking move it is he does well! Keenan with the cover, and he gets the 1-2-3 and the victory.

Winner: Virgil Keenan

The Dodo and The Nut Bag

Anna Mathews, The former REBEL PRO World Champion, is walking through some random backstage area, her replica championship belt over her shoulder. Why does she have a replica World title? Because she’s crazy. She wasn’t on camera long before being approached from behind by Xan Vaxman, who was loudly smacking gum. He stepped in front of her, causing her to stop.

Xan: “Well, well, well, I don’t think we’ve met! All this time I’ve been spending around here, I think it’s been like four weeks or whatever, I haven’t seen you to stop and talk to you.”

Anna: “Sew, ya doan’t no how long u’ve been hurr?”

Xan: “The days blur together really.”

She nods because that totally sounds legit. He leaned over ever so slightly towards her title, as if trying to get a better look at it.

Xan: “and what’s this? gasp! Why it’s the REBEL PRO World Championship! and What a lovely trinket it is!”

Staying in the viagra same position he glanced over at her now, head lopsided.

Xan: “I think I’ll take it.”

Her eyes shifted to the viewers watching at home. After a very brief internal monologue that doesn’t matter, she grinned.

Anna: “Yoor welcum ta giv et a shot.”

He stood up straight again and slapped his hands together hard, making a loud smack.

Xan: “Oh, I think I will! The real one anyway! But first things first I sadly have 2 more people I have to cut in front of…or was it cut the front of? I mistake those too sometimes. Either way I have Chad Kurtis tonight. I suggest you watch that, might be neat!”

Anna: “Ooooh. Neatness!”

Xan: “Until we meet though my shoulders going to be out in the cold though. Poor thing. oh wait, I know!”

It was then that he decided to pull off the belt to his pants, which made his jeans fall to the floor. He then put it over his shoulder.

Anna: O_O

Xan: “There! A placeholder! You know, I think I’m going to get used to the idea of wearing belts over my trapezius again instead! For now though I’ll have to go get ready for my match, it’s coming up pretty soon. Toodles!”

Anna: “k bi!”

She waved her frantic wave. He then began walking away, pants around his ankles, as he sang aloud to himself.

“Enemies fill up the pages
Are they me?
Monday ’til Sunday in stages
Set me free!”

‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis vs. Xan Vaxman
Everyone Sucks But Me Semi Finals
Electrified Cage Match

Vaxman and Kurtis step foot into the ring and stare each other down hard for a moment as the cage locks up and gets turned on. The bell sounds and Kurtis rushes in for the first strike, but Vaxman gets this one as he clotheslines the oncoming former everything Rebel Pro Champion! Vaxman bounces off the ropes and lands a leg drop. Vaxman gets http://cialis24hour-pharmacy.com/ to his feet and bounces off the ropes, going for another leg drop but Kurtis rolls out of the way because he’s not ‘The Show’ for nothing. Kurtis gets to his feet and powerslams an oncoming Xan Vaxman so hard the canvas shakes and the cage rattles! Vaxman adjusts his beard to make sure it is very much in place. Kurtis grabs Vaxman by the neck and chops him on the chest and then whips Vaxman into the ropes. Vaxman springboards off the ropes and lands onto Kurtis’s shoulder and goes for a hurricanrana, hitting it dead one sending Kurtis into the electrified cage. The crowd cheers for the most electrifying cage in sports today! Meanwhile, the sneaky fucking Redneck, Bubba J, comes down on a harness from the rafters, totally fucks up both men with The Trailer Park Trash but lays Vaxman over Kurtis for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Xan Vaxman

Bubba J vs. Umbra, Bobby Lee, and Jaice Wilds
Electrified Cage Gauntlet Match

They lock up and Bubba J with a side head lock and he holds on while Umbra tries to send him off the ropes. Bubba J with a side head lock take down. Bubba J lets go to to give him head shake and tell him where to shove it. Umbra with knees to the ribs. Bubba J tries for a splash into the corner but Umbra gets his knees up. Umbra with an STO and both men are down. Umbra gets up first and he connects with a knee to the midsection as he works on Bubba J’s ribs and gets a near fall. Umbra with a gutbuster from a gutwrench followed by a leaping gutbuster. Umbra continues to work on the ribs with a seated abdominal stretch. Umbra with a kick to Bubba J and then he slams Bubba J and Umbra with an gorilla press for a near fall. Umbra continues to work on the ribs with his knee on Bubba J’ chest in a chin lock. Bubba J gets to his feet yells to Umbra to come on! Umbra does so but is hit with the Trailer Park Trash. BubbaJ throws him into the electrified cage for good measure and gets the 1-2-3. The cage turns off and the door opens for Bobby Lee.

Bubba J starts with punches but Bobby keeps up with some elbows. Bubba J blocks a suplex and Bubba J with a neck breaker out of a suplex set up and both men are down. Bobby gets up first but Bubba J with clotheslines. Bubba J with a punch and a springboard forearm but Bobby is able to counter it slightly and both men are down. Bubba J with the springboard moonsault but Bobby counters the inverted DDT attempt with a snap mare. Bubba J rolls through and locks with a devasting Trailer Park trash, and another toss into the electrified cage for good measure. He makes the 1-2-3. The Door opens for Jaice ‘The Acehole’ Wilds.

Wilds goes to tie up with Bubba J who double forearm blocks and then leg sweeps Jaice. Jaice gets up quickly and smirks as Bubba J waits for him to get back up, turning his head to each side to pop his neck. They go to tie up and Wilds counters this time with a knee to Bubba J’s gut and a sharp elbow to the back of the head. Bubba J drops to one wickliffe pharmacy knee but grabs Wilds’ left foot and pulls him down to the mat. They exchange a few punches as they both battle back to their feet.Bubba J gets up first and locks in an armbar, wrenching Bronx’ socket and using his free hand to pull his other arm back. Wilds strains to get free and eventually gets his foot on the rope, forcing Bubba J to break the hold. Bubba J waits for Wilds to get back to his feet, and strikes with a quick kick to Jaice Wilds back, followed by two more. Wilds manages to fend off the third and pull Bubba J down. He goes for an elbow drop but Bubba J rolls to the side. He gets up but Wilds is all over him, connecting with a side suplex.

Irish whip sends Bubba J to the far corner; Wilds charges in and gets a kick to the face for his trouble. Bubba J charges back, right into a powerslam. Wilds lifts viagra men him up and locks in a bearhug, but flows into a spinebuster before Bubba J can break the hug. Bubba J goes to get up but Wilds locks in a leg lock, twisting Bubba J’s knee against the grain. At this point Chad Kurtis has made his way out to the ring and disconnected the redneck pile of batteries, making his way into the cage hitting both Bubba J and Jaice Wilds with the CK Finale. He drags Wilds over top of Bubba and tells the ref to count. 1-2-3.

Winner: Jaice Wilds

“All My Life” hits and Tamika Nash Strader walks out microphone in hand. Her music stops as she smiles down at the ringside carnage.

Tamika: Chad, I understand why you did what you just did. Maybe not the route I would’ve went, but eh, not everyone is the same.

Chad stands there with his arms folded across his chest listening.

Tamika: You were once the face of this franchise from what I understand. Maybe it’s time… you were that face again?

The fans give a huge pop for ‘The Show’. Chad nods.

Tamika: Good, because at Prove Your Worth your gonna have a mountain to climb. You will be facing… The Nasty One… one on one in a champion’s choice match for the Rebel Pro Aggression Championship!

The fans are going crazy, Chad looks very happy.

Tamika: Take this, and don’t make me regret giving you this shot. Oh… one more thing. That Ragin’ Redneck you just laid out? He’s the special guest referee!

“All My Life” starts up again as Tamika leaves the entrance way as Chad stares at the rising Bubba J and we head to commercial.

Mark McNasty vs Reece Paxton
Champion vs Champion
Electrified Steel Cage

The bell rings and they lock up and Paxton with a side head lock. Paxton with punches to the head and then a kick and a side head lock of his own with punches to the head. McNasty with a roll up for a near fall. McNasty with a drop kick and he gets another near fall. Paxton backs McNasty into the corner and he punches McNasty. McNasty floats over and he does a split to avoid a punch and McNasty with a kick and hip toss for a near fall. Paxton backs into the corner and McNasty misturar cialis com viagra with punches but Paxton slams McNasty to the mat. Paxton throws McNasty into the electrified cage. We go to commercial.

We are back and Paxton with a knee to the back followed by an elbow drop. Paxton with a single leg crab. McNasty gets to the ropes and gives himself a shock to get Paxton to release the hold but he maintains his focus on the back with a backbreaker. Paxton returns to the single leg crab. McNasty gets to the ropes one more time leans in and grabs the cage again cauing Paxton to release the hold again. Paxton with a forearm to the back. Paxton with another knee drop to the back. Paxton with a rear chin lock with his knee in McNasty’s back. McNasty tries to get out of the hold but Paxton sends McNasty face first into the mat. Paxton with a hard Irish whip. Paxton with a double sledge from the turnbuckles. McNasty with punches but Paxton holds on to the ropes when McNasty tries for a drop kick. Paxton with a kick to McNasty for a near fall. Paxton returns to the rear chin lock. Paxton catches McNasty and hits a side slam. Paxton misses a chance for a stunner and then McNasty gets a roll up for a near fall when Paxton misses a splash into the corner. http://viagra7-pharmacycanada.com/ McNasty hits hard with the clotheslines but Paxton with a cross body when McNasty tries for a belly-to-back suplex. McNasty with a power slam for a near fall. McNasty misses a scissors kick. Paxton tries for a power slam but McNasty escapes. McNasty with whatever fucking move it is for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Matt McNasty

Instead of fading to the logo we are in office of Tamika Nash Strader where Xan Vaxman sits. She looks very serious.

Tamika: Now, I didn’t want to do this, double book someone on our PPV, but it looks like we have too. What I’m giving you Vaxman is proven chance to reclaim that spot you once had. In Two weeks at Prove Your Worth you will be facing Adrian Kalis as sanctioned by the AOWF for his TV title.

Vaxman strokes his beard.

Tamika: You’re dismissed. See you in two weeks Vaxman. You better make me proud.

Rebel Pro Logo.

QUICK RESULTS

Virgil Keenan defeats Jacob Figgins to advance to the EsbM Tournament Finals
Xan Vaxman defeats Chad Kurtis to advance to the EsbM Tournament Finals
Jaice Wilds defeats Bubba J
Mark McNasty defeats Reece Paxton

A New Champion and General Manager!

“Bridge Burning” by the Foo Fighters hits the speakers as the crowd goes wild, the spotlights focus on the stage as Rebel Pro’s new world champion walks out onto the stage, he stands there for a few seconds letting cheers mixed with boo’s wash over him like a cleansing wave. Reece lifts a hand in the air, a huge smile on his face, he wore his title proudly around his waist, along with a pair of blue jeans, converse sneakers, and a shirt that read “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.”

Announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen… Please Welcome… YOUR REBEL PRO WORLD CHAMPION! The Coyote… REECE PAXTON!”

Reece pulls his title from around his waist and held it up for the world to see, he got a huge pop of mixed cheers and boo’s before he dropped it down to his left shoulder and continued down to the ring, he had a bit of a swagger in his step as he took slow strides down to the ring, playing everything out, letting everything last as long as possible… ofcourse, his smile only faded when he saw a fan at the ramp side with a huge sign saying “We Want Anna.” Which of course, Reece snatched out of the fan’s hand, ripped it in two, and flipped off the “Adoring rebel fan.” he got a bit more boo’s from the Anna fans, but got a huge pop from the Order fans.

He marched up to the ring and stepped between the middle ropes, and went for a microphone, his music dying down slowly. The crowd’s cheering dying down just a bit as well.

Paxton: “Now… Now now now… I know we’re all excited to be here, I know you guys want to see the gore and bloodsport that is awaiting you tonight…”

The crowd popped at that, of course, rebel fans want blood.

Paxton: “However, I want to come out and prove to everyone from TGW… or RXW… whatever they’re calling themselves now… That just because I left your piss-poor company… Doesn’t make me any less skilled now does it…”

Paxton held his title up to the camera and laughed,

Paxton: “and to all of YOU… yeah, that’s right, you the fans, who cheered for Anna Matthews, the one who would’ve sold out and opened her leg to any company who would offer her screen time and a title belt from K-Mart… Fuck you guys!”

The Anna Matthews Fans boo’ed so loud it almost drowned out the cheers he got from the order fans.

Paxton: “I BEAT her, and I took what is mine by rights, I took it fair and square… and the title is staying snugly around my waist with me, and The Order…”

there’s a short bit of silence.

Paxton: “And there’s gonna be changes coming… oh you better believe it… the first change happenend last week… and now you have a Champion you can be proud of, someone who will represent this company with his head held high… a Champion who will continue to make this company even greater, by keeping to the same traditions that made it one of the best damn Wrestling Companies in the AOWF…”

there’s another pop from the crowd.

Paxton: “Changes are coming… just wait and see… All Hail the Coyote.. Bitches..”

“All My Life” hits the speakers as Reece stands in the ring dumbfounded they are playing the wrong Foo Fighters song. The fans aren’t confused though as the one and only Tamika Nash Strader walks out on the stage followed by a fat man covered in tattoos, hair like the Samurai Chef on SNL, wearing a t-shirt with a jester on it beside the letter J.

Linzi Martin: Oh no… that’s Jester Jay. I remember him from Chaos.

Larry Gordon: Maybe he’s replacing you.

Tamika smiles as she lifts up her microphone and her music dies down.

Tamika: Reece, I’m sorry to reign on your little parade but I thought these lovely people should meet their new General Manager….

Linzi Martin: Please don’t say Jay, please don’t say Jay…

Tamika: ME!

Larry Gordon: For fuck sakes… I knew it.

Tamika: And my first order of business… Larry Gordon, you get the night off, as I brought my own announcer.

Larry Gordon: This is outrageous! I’m a majority owner!

Tamika: Oh settle down over there Larry, you get triple pay today to fuck off. Enjoy it. Jay, go take your seat.

Jester Jay makes his way down the ramp and takes the vacant seat larry has left. Larry gives Tamika a dirty look as he walks on past her. Reece’s looks rather bored.

Jester Jay: Hello RPW fans! I’m Jester Jay!

Linzi Martin: … We know who you are…

Jester Jay: Hey, it’s good to be back on television!

Tamika: Now Reece, I bet you are just dying to know who’s going to be the first challenger to your title…

Tamika sneers at Paxton.

Tamika: Bubba J!!!!!!!!!!

The Rebel crowd goes crazy for a main stay of Rebel Pro and another Order member. The announce team is excited too!

Linzi Martin: Bubba J gets his rematch!

Jeather: Fuck yeah, he better drink beer during the match!

Reece goes to say something but Tamika waves her index finger.

Tamika: Not interested Reece. See in two weeks live from Rexall Place in Edmonton, Alberta you will be defending your title against Bubba J. I believe in rematches you see… so much in fact Anna Mathews is also being granted a rematch. However lucky for you Reece, she is all tied up in bed with my sister.

A loud resounding “ooooh’ through the audience. Tamika chuckles.

Tamika: Actually she has other obligations at Prove Your Worth against Virgil Keenan. Something about avenging a puppet or something ridiculous.

Tamika shakes her head.

Tamika: But while you may have tonight of Reece… you certainly don’t next week.

Reece smiles ear to ear and mouths anytime and anyplace.

Tamika: You forgot anyone Reece. Next week will feature Champion versus Champion non title match up of you Reece Paxton and…. Mark McFuckingNasty!

The crowd pops for its Aggression champion.

Linzi Martin: This is gonna be awesome! McNasty vs Paxton!

Jester Jay: Sounds like another Bubba J vs Anna.

Tamika: So I suggest you get ready for next weeks Aggression Reece, because you get the Ragin Redneck in two weeks, and last I checked, he’s never a happy man. Also I most apologize for the ring crew, they did not bring the proper set up for the steel cgae matches tonight, but I promise they will be intact and… electrified for next week.

‘All My Life’ hits the PA again as we move to commercial as the fans cheer at electric steel cage matches next week.

Jamie Shields vs. Virgil Keenan
Everyone Sucks But Me Quarter-Finals

A collar and elbow starts off this match as it does almost every match difference is both men are packing brass knuckles. Virgil floated behind Jamie and went for a single German suplex, but Jamie managed to break the hold that Virgil had on him as he pulled Virgil’s hands apart at his waist. Jamie was quick to grab the wrist of Virgil and go for a wristlock, but Virgil was a bit quicker as he countered it with a wrist lock of his own. Virgil whipped Jamie into the ropes, but Jamie managed to reverse it and the direction sending Virgil into the corner turnbuckle hard front first. Jamie followed quickly by placing Virgil up on the top turnbuckle slamming Virgil down with a front facelock superplex but only manages a two count this early in the match. Virgil is back up and is whipped back into the ropes for a fiercer arm drag takedown, the force of which causes Virgil’s chin to bounce off of the canvas. Virgil is trying to get back to his feet, but Jamie had placed his knee on the elbow of Virgil and was trying to make the masked superstar submit early in the going of this match. Jamie got up and tried to get a better position on Virgil’s elbow, but that was the only opening that Virgil needed as he shot up to his knees. Virgil busted Shield’s nose with a back elbow smash that was meant for his jaw, but Jamie turned at the last second and caught it right on the tip of his nose and the blood immediately began to flow. Virgil had a series of five knife edge chops that backed Jamie into the corner and made the former PWA World Champion wince in pain with each blow. Virgil knocked Shields completely out as if he had been just toying with Jamie the whole match and hits the a kinda no bullshit kinda style (burning hammer).

Winner: Virgil Keenan

“Some Bad News”

“Badass” hits up in the speakers as the crowd pops big for Bubba J, a unofficial Rebel Icon, but still a mainstay in the company. He steps up in to the ring, grabbing a micriophone and bringing it up to his mouth.

“Waht?! Couldn’t even turn it on for me?!”

He laughs, getting the crowd in to it.

“I’ve got a few things to say here.”

Crowd: Rebel!

“A few things to get off my chest.”

Crowd: Rebel!

“Something really important that needs to be said.”

Crowd: Rebel!

“A direction that I’m going to take!”

Crowd: Rebel!

Bubba J holds up his hand, the crowd does quiet down.

“For a few weeks now, I’ve been wondering around trying to figure out what direction I’m going to take. I’ve been trying to figure out what is wrong with me. I(shrug) just haven’t been the same.”

He shakes his head.

“Not since I lost the Rebel Pro World Title, no that’s not it, but it happened before then. I freely admit that I shoulda beat that bitch Anna.”

The crowd boos, they like Anna.

“No disrespect meant, I like Anna myself, but the fact is… that I shoulda beat her and held two titles here in Rebel Pro…”

He looks out.

“And I know why; I’ve narrowed it down to one thing…”

He looks around again.

“To one thing that I’ve done…”

“Cocky” by Kid Rock hits up in the speakers as Chad Kurtis comes out, a bit confused and worried about Bubba J. The Ragin’ Redneck hands him the microphone.

Chad Kurtis: “Give it up for Bubba J!”

Bubba J just takes a step back, letting Chad have the floor.

Chad: “Come on man, what is going on?”

Bubba J shakes his head.

Chad: “Come on man, we’ve worked together for a long time, never friends until recently, but employees in Rebel Pro.”

Again Bubba J shakes his head.

Chad: “We’ve fought against each other when you were with the Extreme Elite and trying to take over.”

A big pop for the Extreme Elite, the Rebel faithful feel those were the glory days.

Chad: “When it was Rebel Pro vs NAPW…”

Bubba J nods.

Chad: “We worked together for Rebel Pro pride, because its something that we both agreed upon.”

Bubba J nods.

Chad: “Come on man, we’ve both built this company with our blood, sweat, and tears… we’ve both carried this baby on our back at one point in time, some times more…”

So Chad walks over to Bubba J, putting his arm around the shaking shoulders of Bubba J; Chad looks a bit concerned.

Chad: “So come on man, you can tell Chad and the rest of us what the problem is…”

Bubba J has his face turned down.

Bubba J(sobbing): “Its… its… its… such bad news Chad…”

The fans go silent, its not something they want to hear.

Chad(looking really concerned): “What is it man, we are here for you…”

Bubba J delivers the Trailer Park Trash(stunner) to Chad, the thump of the microphone and Chad’s body echoing throughout the arena. Bubba J stands over Chad’s unconscious body; before he picks up the microphone.

Bubba J: “You are the problem Chad! Ever since I brought you back from the cousin fucking hills of Kentucky… my life and career has gone to shit! I should have known better, but it was all for the betterment of Rebel Pro…”

He shakes his head in anger.

Bubba J: “But I should have stuck with the old line of… Damn I hate me a fucking Kurtis!”

Bubba J stomps on Chad’s face before tossing down the microphone. Half of the crowd is in silent shock, the other half(Rebel Pro faithful) know that they’ve wanted this since Bubba J joined Rebel Pro and are finally going to see this rivalry that’s never been seen.

We fade to a Cialis commercial because Rob-Rob needed the confidence to ask his doctor.

Umbra vs. Jacob Figgins
Everyone Sucks But Me Quarter-Finals

Figgy starts things off with a beautiful hip toss that sends Umbra to the canvas and onto a pile of tacks Figgy brought out to the ring with him. Umbra is back up, ducks a clothesline attempt from RPW’s once crazy conspirator (maybe still is? Tricky Figgy) but gets nailed in the back of the head by a reverse elbow that Figgy throws out instinctive. Umbra bounces off the ropes and Figgy hits a reverse DDT on Umbra, quickly rolling him up but only getting a 2 count. Umbra is up and locks in a wristlock on Figgy but the crowd chants his name, giving Figgy all the energy he needs to reverse himself out of it. Figgy with a waistlock on Umbra but Umbra sends some elbows back towards Figgy. Figgy ducks the first two but Umbra fakes the third, landing it right into Figgy’s ribs. Figgy lets go of the hold and stumbles back, and Umbra tackles him to the canvas (AND TACKS!!!!) and only gets a 1 count as he pins him. Figgy is back on his feet quickly and lashes out at Umbra, nailing him with repeated thrust kicks to the face, neck and chest. Umbra stumbles back but sweeps Figgy off of his feet and then locks in a crossface chickenwing hold. He applies a lot of pressure but the crowd feeds Figgy a ton of energy, enough for Figgy to stand up, and drop Umbra on the tacks. Figgy then places the Conspiracy Theory on Umbra forces the tacks into the torso. Umbra soon taps out.

Winner: Jacob Figgins via submission

‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis vs. Bobby Lee
Everyone Sucks But Me Quarter-Finals

Match begins with Kurtis and Lee pounding on each other with fists taped, covered in glue and glass. Finally after some time, Lee ties up Kurtis on the rope and kicks his left leg in a closed folding chair that randomly ended up in the ring. Lee proceeds to connect with a shin breaker before applying a leg lock. Kurtis struggles to break the hold as Lee then tries to apply an inverted Figure Four Leg Lock, but Kurtis kicks him in the face, or so he thought as Lee is able to get the leg lock on. Afterwards, Lee tries to grab Kurtis’s leg and put him in an ankle lock but Kurtis flips up and strikes Lee with an eziguri kick. As the two athletes make it back to their feet, Lee charges at Kurtis, but Kurtis manages to quickly deliver a DVD on Lee onto the top rope and then proceeds to get elbow strikes in onto Lee’s face as he chokes him with the ropes. After a 2 count, Kurtis tries for a springboard kick, but Lee ducks and grabs Kurtis with an ankle lock again, but instead of holding snaps it against the canvas. After, Kurtis reverses a sleeperhold with a snapmare and ‘The Show’ takes over sending Lee through the announcers table, ramming his head into the ring post, finally rolling him into the ring and make the one two three.

Winner: Chad Kurtis

We fade to a Coca-Cola commercial, because Coke is way better than that horsepiss Pepsi.

Main Event
Xan Vaxman vs. Jaice Wilds
Everyone Sucks But Me Quarter-Finals

DING DING DING!

Vaxman and Jaice Wilds dance around each other. Vaxman charges in, but Jaice Wilds is quick with a hiptoss. Vaxman gets up and is met by a stiff kick to the face. Vaxman staggers back and falls into the corner. Jaice Wilds slams his knees into Vaxman’s midsection. He backs up to the middle of the ring, and sprints. He leaps and catches Vaxman in the face with a high knee strike, and Vaxman staggers forward. Jaice Wilds hops up to the top turnbuckle. He leaps forward off the turnbuckle, shooting his legs out in front of him, and catches Vaxman with a Hurricanrana! He hooks the leg…

1…

2..

Kick out!

Jaice Wilds is frustrated and gets Vaxman to his feet. He sends him into the ropes, but Vaxman comes back and nails him with a dropkick! Jaice Wilds looks out of it, and Vaxman covers.

1…

2…

Shoulder up!

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Vaxman gets Jaice Wilds up to his feet and tosses his into the corner. He slams his shoulder into Jaice Wilds a few times and then picks him up so he’s upside down in front of him, and takes off to the middle of the ring. He leaps and executes a big running powerslam. He covers…

1…

2…

Kick out!

Linzi Martin: A close call, but Jaice Wilds is showing his resiliency.

Jester Jay: Jaice Wilds has proven time after time that he is one of the toughest wrestlers today. Who else could be the whipping post of Rebel Pro and still smile?

Linzi Martin: Vaxman has a clear size advantage, and that’s not even what he’s showing off.

Jester Jay: Showing… off? What? And you have been complaining about me all night!

They are cut off when Vaxman lifts up Jaice Wilds in a powerbomb position, but Jaice Wilds counters with lefts and rights, trying to bring the big man down. He staggers back a bit, but keeps his balance. Jaice Wilds hooks his legs together and hits a beautiful hurricanrana on Vaxman.

Linzi Martin: Nice reversal by Jaice Wilds!

Jester Jay: Jaice getting smart here and grabbing a chair from underneath the ring!

Jaice Wilds gets to his feet as he slides back into the ring with the chair, as does Vaxman. He hits him with a right, but that doesn’t do much as Vaxman breathes heavily asking for another. He kicks him low, which makes him double over, and he drops the chair and hooks both arms. He tries to drive him to the mat with a DDT, but Vaxman doesn’t budge. Except, he picks his up in a bear hug position and slams him down with a spinebuster on the chair. He covers…

1…

2…

Kick out!

Linzi Martin: Jaice Wilds is definitely making this difficult for Vaxman!

Jester Jay: Jaice Wilds and Vaxman have proven to be some of the best the RPW has to offer.

Linzi Martin: Oh shit look at Vaxman with a big-time powerbomb!

Jester Jay: Jaice Wilds looks in some serious pain!

Vaxman pulls off the top turnbuckle cushion and smiles widely. Jaice Wilds gets picked up to his feet and sent into the ropes by Vaxman. He comes back and tries for a cross body press, but Vaxman catches him. He smiles at the crowd, and leans back while throwing Jaice Wilds over his head for a huge release fallaway slam into the top turnbuckle. Jaice Wilds hits the mat hard and rolls up into the ropes. Vaxman grabs him by his feet and drags him into the middle of the ring. Vaxman hooks Jaice’s arm up in the chair and Vaxman quickly goes into the ropes and comes down with a huge elbow drop. He tries for a second one, but Wilds moves out of the way just in time. He gets to his feet and connects with a roundhouse kick!

Linzi Martin: And Vaxman is met by a huge kick to the face! Bet he wish he didn’t pick up that chair!

Jester Jay: That only pissed him off though, look he’s up again!

Linzi Martin: Vaxman runs at Jaice Wilds, but Jaice Wilds counters with a schoolboy!

Jaice Wilds holds Vaxman by the tights and the ref hits the mat.

1…

2…

Kick out!

Jester Jay: Close call there. Jaice Wilds almost had Vaxman by surprise.

Jaice Wilds and Vaxman get up to their feet. Jaice Wilds reaches back and tries to nail a punch, but Vaxman dodges and counters with a hard knee to Jaice Wilds’s stomach. Jaice Wilds doubles over and Vaxman is the one who plants Jaice Wilds in the mat with a double-arm DDT onto to that incredibly destroyed chair. Vaxman quickly hooks a leg.

1…

2…

3 — No! KICK OUT!

Linzi Martin: WOW! Jaice Wilds was close to losing again!

Jester Jay: I’ve got faith that Vaxman can definitely tack on another loss for Jaice Wilds. Any man that can beat himself up is fine by me!

Linzi Martin: It seems as if the sky is the limit for him. Vaxman gets Jaice Wilds up to his feet and sends him into the ropes. He comes back and Vaxman gets Jaice Wilds up in a fireman’s carry.

Jester Jayt: And bam! Huge rib-breaker from the shoulders of Vaxman. Jaice Wilds looks hurt.

Jaice Wilds is grabbing his ribs as Vaxman ascends to the top rope. Jaice Wilds is still down and Vaxman comes flying off with a huge cannonball splash. He hangs on top of Jaice Wilds for the cover.

1…

2…

Kick out!

Linzi Martin: And Jaice Wilds’s perseverance shines again! Another close call as Vaxman is desperately trying to find the answer to putting Jaice Wilds away.

Jester Jay: What perseverance? As far finding the answer it shouldn’t be hard since so many have found it before!

Vaxman brings up Jaice Wilds and hits a beautiful spike vertical drop brainbuster DDT. Wilds is out cold.

Jester Jay: THE LOBOTOMY! That’s how the Vax-Man gets things done, bitches!

Linzi Martin: Vaxman quickly makes the cover!

1…

2…

3!!!!

DING DING DING!

Maya Kalis: And the winner of this match… VAXMAN!!!!

Linzi Martin: Might be the best matc tonight, and wasn’t all that hardcore really.

Jester Jay: I really hoped more out of Shields and Keenan. Well, to the fine people watching at home… Fuck you and see you aceholes next week!

Linzi Martin: You are here next week too? *Face Palm*

Aggression 6-11-2012

Chad Kurtis vs. Chamber

Ding Ding

Chad Kurtis with a quick forearm shot, but Chamber with a Muay Thai knee strike causes Chad Kurtis to rethink his strategy as he rolls away from the blow. Chad Kurtis under the ropes, springs up to the top rope quickly, flying off with a front kick that sends Chamber on to the mat with the quickness that we’ve come to know and love from “The Show”. Chad rolls through, up to his feet, and past Chamber to spring with a backflip off the ropes near Chamber’s head; but Chamber rolls out of the way quickly enough to avoid the knee drop. Chad, however, lands heavily on the canvas, holding at his knee, as Chamber delivers a vicious knee strike to Chad’s skull, doing his best to cave it in severely.

Chad is pulled back up to his feet and a whip follows up sending him in the corner. Chamber comes, Muay Thai elbow strike to the side of the skull that his knee strike recently hit. Chamber lifts Kurtis up on to the top turnbuckle, looking down at the canvas before leaping off, but the verse of where he was looking… They slam heavily on to the concrete floor, or should we say that Chad Kurtis takes the brunt of t hat move, as intended of course, and is probably either dead or unconscious. Chamber smiles at the pain that he must have caused, but wastes no time in wrapping an electrical cable around Chad’s throat for an additional oxygen depletion to the unconscious Chad Kurtis. Chad begins to struggle as the crowd comes up with a “Kur-tis!” chant, bringing him around enough to slam a few elbowws in to the ribs of the smiling Chamber. Chad shoves up to his feet, lifting Chamber onto his back…

Fireman’s Carry Slam onto the railing, which dumps Chamber into the crowd and onto some old lady’s lap, who is pleased that this is happening to her. Chad catches his breath for a moment before climbing up onto the railing, leaping off…

Best! Moonsault! Ever!

Kurtis nails it, with picture perfect clarity before lifting Chamber back up and rolling him over the railing. Chad takes a moment to kiss the elderly lady on the cheek, after all she’s wearing a vintage “Chad Kurtis” t-shirt and he kinda feels obligated to do so. Chad hops over the railing, right in to a spinning heel kick from Chamber that would have decapitated him… if it had connected. Chad ducks under the blow, coming up with a jumping uppercut from the floor, sending Chamber back to the apron of the ring. Chad comes with a spinning shin kick to the face, but Chamber avoids the devastating kick, causing Chad to get off balance. Chamber with a kick to the planted leg sends Kurtis sprawling; giving Chamber a bit of a breather.

Or actually, a chance to pick up a steel chair from under the ring and go after Chad Kurtis with the cruelest of intentions. Chad rolls in to the ring, avoiding a blow from the steel chair. Chad bounces off the ropes, looking for a baseball slide, but its a fake out and Chamber rolls in to the ring. Chamber gets up, swinging for the fences, but Kurtis with a kick to the midsection.

CK Finale!

The crowd erupts in cheers as Chamber’s skull connects with the steel of the chair and Chad makes the cover.

One!

Two!

Three!

Ding! Ding!

“Winner of the match as a result of a pinfall… “The Show” Chad Kurtis!”

“Cocky” hits back up in the speakers as Chad Kurtis has his hand raised for the victory.

Jamie Shields vs. Mark McNasty

Shields gets the jump on Nasty trying to get an early advantage over the Aggression champion. He almost had McNasty when he nailed the champion with a Spear. But McNasty comes back and nails a flying Lariat and sneaks in a rope leverage pin

Winner: McNasty

Bubba’s Back?

“Where Have I Been?”

“Badass” hits up in the speakers as the crowd gives a warm cheer for the resident redneck, the Rebel Pro mainstay, and current bad ass of Rebel Pro. Bubba J stands at the top of the entrance ramp, looking out over the crowd and actually soaking in the cheers of the Rebel Pro faithful, the new Rebel Pro fans, and to everyone who is watching; cheering or not. Bubba J does some glad handing of the fans as he heads down to the ring, receiving a microphone from a ring technician before rolling under the bottom rope and getting up to his feet in the center of the ring. Bubba J walks to the ropes, holding the microphone up to them, playing a bit to the crowd, but he immediately gets serious as the live mic comes to his mouth.

“Where in the hell have I been?”

He walks a bit around the ring, as though he’s been wondering the same thing.

“Its a question I’ve been asking myself over the past weeks, soon after Anna Mathews won my Rebel Pro World Championship.”

He nods, the crowd cheers.

“I can’t understand a single damn word the bitch says, but she’s as hardcore as they come.”

A big time compliment coming from The Ragin’ Redneck.

“I’ve lost my fair share of matches, but then again I’ve won them as well.”

He looks in to a camera’s lense.

“Anna, I’m not going to say the same tired line of keep my belt warm for me, because I’m not ready to reclaim it yet… there is something I’ve got to do first. But I will tell you this… make sure to keep your blood on it… I’m going to want to add the blood from our next match to the already blood stained glory of that belt when I take it back from your torn flesh.”

He stomps around the ring.

“But as for where I’ve been… honestly, I’ve been trying to find myself. I did this last time I lost the Rebel Pro World Title, I had to check myself and see if I still loved this sport, this group, this business enough to stay.”

He looks around.

“Back then, I loved the violence, I loved making all you sumbitches boo the fuck out of me…”

He smirks.

“I still love this business… but I love you sumbitches to cheer me… true, I don’t give a damn if you do… but I do love to hear it when I rip in to the flesh of an opponent, or whatever the case may be.”

He nods.

“So, I still love this business, I still love this ring, I still love this company. Its evident to me that this federation still needs me, still needs me to tear flesh, rip heads off, and kick ass!”

The crowd erupts.

“So, with

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that said, Bubba J is here! Bubba J has a mission! And Bubba J knows what is wrong…”

He lowers his voice to a conspiratorial tone.

“And I plan on starting the process next week. I’ve made mistakes in my past, I’ll make mistakes in my future, but I can always rectify myself, I can always take care of business… and I start next week.”

He indicates the past.

“Because I know exactly where it all started going wrong… I know the exact time… I know the exact mistake… and I will begin to rectify the situation… next week.”

He tosses the crowd a bird.

“Until then…”

He holds up both hands in a “get louder” gesture.

“Rebel Pro! Rebel Pro! Rebel Pro!”

The chant continues as he climbs out of the ring.

What happened here?

The camera come backstage and we Jaice Wilds out cold on the ground, several officials checking over him. Elizabeth Davis is there looking concerned, not for Jaice, but for the match that was meant to happen. She turns to a referee.

Liz: Go get Reece and Anna, they’re up next!”

The referee nods and runs off to inform the Main Event to get out there

REBEL Pro World Championship Match
Reece Paxton versus Anna Mathews(c)
DING DING DING!!

The match kicks off with a bang as both Anna and Reece lock up in the middle of the ring, Reece with a technical background, quickly tries to go for an wrist lock, Anna takes it for only a second before she flips backwards, untwisting her arm, then reverses the wrist lock, pulling Reece’s own arm behind him before giving him a whap with an open palm over the back of his head, pushing him away in the process.

Reece just chucks alittle as he turns around to face Anna who was also all smile and giggles, Reece points at her and mouths “That’s good!”, Anna smirks acknowledging the complement but then she serious’d up and locked up with Reece in the middle of the ring once again, this time Anna went for a side headlock, Reece pushed her off and into the ropes, she bounces off the ropes and flies back at Paxton, Reece leap frogs over her as she ducks under, he rushes for the ropes opposite and bounces off, this time both of them going for the same move and end up crashing mid-air into each other trying to go for some sort of side-splash.

Anna rolls onto her back, holding her gut, he pulls herself to her feet and shakes her head just a bit. She glances over at Reece who was on one knee, however as soon as he looked over at Anna she barrels over him, attempting to deliver a swift kick to Paxton’s skull, but Paxton pulls his head out from the path of her foot at the last second, Anna gets hung up on the middle rope, almost flying right through to the floor.

As Anna corrects herself, Reece quickly hooks his arm between her legs and rolls her up for a school boy pin!

1!

2!

Kick out!

Anna kicks out two, but instead of breaking the pin, she rolls Reece into a small package! Reece’s shoulders touch the mat and the ref drops for the count!

1!

2!

Kick out!

Reece rolls out of the pin and backs up into a turnbuckle, Anna leaps up to her feet and stares down Paxton. Without hesitation she rushes over to the turnbuckle and hops up to the second rope, She throws up her right hand and the crowd cheers in agreement, she begins to pummel Reece’s head with a hard flurry of left and rights, she takes another moment to pose for the crowd, but is interrupted abruptly when Reece grabs her legs and throws her down into a sort of improvised powerbomb!

Anna hits the mat hard, the crowd ooo’s as her head cracks off the mat, she curls up holding it with both her hands. Paxton takes the oppertunity and scrambles up to the top rope, he slaps his elbow a few times then leaps off the top rope, getting major air, but hits only mat as Anna matthews rolls out of the way, Reece bounces off the mat elbow first, the match comes to a skreeching halt as both contenders are laying in the ring, the ref checked on both of them to see if they planned on getting up…

Anna was the first to grasp the middle rope and hop to her feet, Reece slides out from under the bottom rope, still holding his arm, he takes a bit of a breather on the outside, Anna notices this and quickly corrects it, she bounces off the ropes and rushes back at the unsuspecting Reece and baseball slides under the bottom rope, hooking her legs around his neck and tossing him to the ground with her patented spinning headscissors!

Now taking control back, she grabs Reece by the back of the neck and throws him as best as she can into the ring post! Reece goes down to one knee, holding his head where it cracked against the ring post, Anna Matthews grabs him by the back of his head and begins another couple of hard rights, directly to his forehead, it wasnt’ long before one of rights clipped him just so and opened him up right above his eyebrow.

The crowd went crazy as they saw red, Anna Matthews held up her blood covered fist and brought it back down for another strike, Reece caught it though and pulled Anna forward enough so he could bring his foot up and kick her right in the skull! Anna falls backwards, giving Reece enough time to scramble to his feet. He felt his forehead where he opened up and was already starting to become covered in blood, he shrugged it off and went under the ring to find himself something to pay back Anna in due kind.

Anna shakes the kick off as she stands up to face Paxton once again, only this time she turns right around into a hard crack to her skull with the use of a singapore cane! Anna falls backwards into the barricade, keeping the screaming fans away from the contenders, Reece flips her over so her back is to the masses he holds up the kendo-stick and gets the crowd to quiet down for only a second, he then cracks the cane across Anna’s back, the slap echoes through the arena along the fans groans.

Reece flips off a couple fans boo-ing him for his actions then cracks the cane across Annas back one more time before tossing it away! He grabs her by her shirt and pulls her over to the ring, he tosses her under the bottom rope and follows right after! He pushes Anna’s shoulders down and goes for a pin.

1!

2!

Anna Kicks, Reece looks as if he was kicked in the gut again, hoping he had her that time, he pulls himself to his feet and wipes some more blood off his face, the wound still dripping profusely, he bends over to pick Anna up again, tossing her into the turnbuckle, he rolls out of the ring and hops down to the time keeper, grabbing the chair he was sitting on and folding it up, he tosses it into the ring along with the singapore cane.

Anna staggers out of the turnbuckle holding her lower back where the singpore cane struck her, She looks

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Reece falls to the ground just as Anna drops down to her knees and pins reece!

1!

2!

3/NO! FOOT ON THE ROPES!

The ref shows Anna where Reece’s foot was draped loosely over the ropes.

Anna gets to her feet and pulls Reece up, however Reece begins to fight back, however weakly, he throws a hard right, Anna throws one back, Reece throws another, The crowd shouting “YES!” when Anna struck and “NO!” when Reece did, Anna threw another right and Reece ducked out of it, he quickly grabbed Anna’s feet out from under her and pulled her onto her back!

Reece kept a grip on Anna’s ankles as she tried to wiggle out of it, Reece through his leg between hers, wrapped her’s around his leg, and pulled her down for Reece’s Patented “Reece’s Pieces” (It’s just a figure four leg lock)! Anna lets out a scream of pain as Reece pulls hard on her legs, Anna attempts to pull both of them for the ropes so she can attempt to get out of it, but Reece pulls her back to the middle of the ring. The ref checks on Anna to see if she wanted to quit, but Reece continued to put pressure on the hold, unfortunately with no place to run too, Anna tapped out weakly sounding off her defeat.

Winner – And new champion – Reece Paxton.

QUICK RESULTS

Chad Kurtis defeats Chamber
Mark McNasty defeats Jamie Shields
Reece Paxton defeats Anna Mathews to become new REBEL Pro World Champion

Aggression 6-4-2012

Welcome to Aggression

The scene opens up to the lounge area of the arena. A place for rebel pro talent to wind down, watch some tv enjoy a snack. Bubba J stood there watching the goings on of Rebel pro from the monitors, his back to a table filled with snacks and bottles of water.

Oblivious he was to the figure creeping into view, for the third week in a row the hooded man once more seeks out a soldier of the order to take down. Lead pipe gripped tightly in their left hand. But the moment the lead pipe was raised he found himself being wrapped up from behind and German suplexed right trough the pyramid of water bottles and then the table. Bubba turned around at the commotion to see Figgins pulling the limps form of the hooded man to a seated position. Bubba nods his thanks for the save before Figgins pulls the hood back and reveals the hooded man to be …Gary Maverick?

Both Bubba and Figgins exchange what the fuck glances before the scene fades to black.

Arkertome vs. Gold

The match started off with Arkertome laying into Jeremy Gold with heavy lefts and rights as Gold tried desperately to escape. Gold began to complain to the referee that every move used against him should result in an automatic disqualification, to no avail. Arkertome locked in an abdominal stretch on Gold, which saw Gold begin to cry with tears streaming down his eyes but Jason Arkertome would not relent. Gold finally slipped out of it and then grabbed Arkertome by the face, but instead of doing anything worthwhile Gold began to scream really loud at Arkertome to back the fuck off. This only served to hurt Jason’s ears, but it did give Gold the ample time to muster up enough courage to slap Arkertome a few times before Arkertome hit him with a spinning neck breaker. Gold got to his knees and low-blowed Arkertome, which since this is REBEL Pro, is legit. As Arkertome keeled over Gold yelled out “KOWABUNGA DUDE!” and hit The Golden Shower on Arkertome. Gold covered, and got the 1, 2, 3!!!

Winner: Jeremy Gold

In the parking lot of the arena two shadowy figures are visible, but the lack of light completely hides their features.

Figure #1:”Y’know I almost feel bad for Gary.”

Figure #2:”Yeah, but it was hilarious, did you see how they tossed him through the table? Priceless.”

Both figures high five each other before they Vanish completely into the darkness.

Alexander O’Ryan vs Jaice Wilds

Both men square off at the chiming of the bell, Jaice Wilds cialis coupon 5mg starting off the offense with some high flying action. The fast paced offense of Wilds seemed to be the dominating factor through the opening part of the match, especially when he managed to nail O’ryan with a flying back swinging neck breaker. Wilds made no hesitation for the cover.
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Ding Ding Ding

Result: Time limit draw

Chamber vs. Bobby Lee

Wrestling has embraced various forms of Mixed Martial Arts more so lately. Maybe because the market has an intriguing demographic there or simply the technique is quite useful knowledge and capable of putting a stopper to matches easily. Chamber belongs to the long list of crossover wrestlers and his proficiency shows rightly. Bobby on the other hand proves to be inefficient in ways that I do not wish to describe. It’s just better if I didn’t. We know he’s a loony who claims to have experience alien abduction and loses control over the mere thought of confronting someone potentially threatening to his anus. This is why when push comes to shove Chamber’s single running palm strike caught a fleeing Bobby head-on

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Winner: Chamber

Jamie Shields vs. The Harlequin

Ah Jamie Shields. He’s been having quite a time recently, hasn’t he? Eating some losses, occasionally winning, yet not progressing further then being booked against clown shoes and flowery squirt guns; Brightside is the match should be relatively easy since a blindsiding steel chair shot during Harlequin’s circus entrance typically robbed much hope of Harlequin overcoming the scruffy-looking Brooklyn brawler. Before ending the match in 123 fashion, Shields slid the chair inside along with Harlequin’s lifeless body to execute one last cradle tombstone pile driver to really stick it to the jester. What a pity.

Winner: Jamie Shields

Chad Kurtis vs. Mark McNasty vs. Jacob Figgins

Linzi Martin: Finally, our Main Event of the evening. The most hyped match since Barbwire Massacre, possibly.

Jake Norton: All-American Amateur Wrestling icon Chad Kurtis versus Fifth Generation Figgins wrestler versus PWA Hall generic cialis toronto of Famer Mark McNasty over reign as Aggression Champion. I like how that slips off my tongue. It feels sensational; almost as if it’s a match of legend.

Linzi Martin: You know what else these guys have in common besides topnotch credentials? All are highly sought after talents in the Alliance of Wrestling Federations. Some may even consider this a dream match of sorts because of its collective talent, agility and capability. Expect some off –the-chain adrenaline madness, Nortz.

Sliding inside, Mark McNasty immediately yet aimlessly targets his closest adversary Chad Kurtis. Right away, McNasty rocks Kurtis with a spinning wheel kick, sending Kurtis stumbling backward into the corner and onto his bottom. Sneaking like an assassin, Figgins first hammers away at McNasty with some heavy fists, occasionally mixing it up with some forearms, but ultimately ends in a hammerlock leg-sweep DDT!

Pushing McNasty from his side, Figgins attempts rolling him up, but Kurtis falls out from the corner with both elbows pointed and stabbing Figgins’ in the back upon landing. Ducking to the outside to avoid his aggressor’s wrath, Kurtis supplies McNasty several stomps in retaliation before springing onto the turnbuckle and diving to the outside in a flip for a successfully smashing corkscrew diving superkick! Out here, Kurtis receives a plethora of cheers from REBEL’s audience, as he waddles around, trying to capture his bearings.

Jake Norton: Kurtis is quite the fuck showman, isn’t he? Back when I wrestled, I prided myself on the same style but I never nearly got as much effect as Chad Kurtis. He’s a boss. Would’ve likely schooled me, for sure.

Linzi Martin: I’m still in awe over how someone is capable of such an aerial.

Left in the ring, McNasty carefully watches Kurtis, who is now slowly climbing onto the apron, having shrugged off his limp. Seizing the most opportunistic moment, McNasty charges but psyches Kurtis by transitioning into a baseball slide. When he connects, Kurtis falls forward allowing his neck to bounce off the top rope which shoots him skyward and back down below for a sickening thud.

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From this moment forward, Kurtis and Figgins battled gloriously by means of various suplex, busters and choking variations that eventually concluded in Kurtis laying the smacketh down on Figgins’ candy ass via Reverse STO. Of course it’d have to be McNasty to break-up the count since Figgins surely would’ve died there. Forcing Kurtis to his feet after some stiff kicks and cialis and lipitor drug interactions a nasty headbutt, McNasty forearm smashes the back of Kurtis’ head, knocking his lights out for a slippery three that almost was interpreted by Figgins but alas. New Aggression Champion is Mark McNasty!

Winner: Mark McNasty

QUICK RESULTS

Jeremy Gold defeats Jason Arkertome, and Arkertome is thus fired.
Alexander O’Ryan and Jaice Wilds fight to a draw.
Chamber defeats Bobby Lee
Jamie Shields defeats The Harlequin
Mark McNasty defeats Chad Kurtis & Jacob Figgins to become new Aggression Champion

Newswire 5-29-2012

Aggression is up! Check the Results side bar link thingy! You can see the site changed, drastically. I’m still working out the kinks. Thanks to Rob M. for the awesome new header banner though. Various updates will take place now or tomorrow.

Next weeks card is on the forums! Hoozah!

Aggression 5-28-2012

Aggression Has Lift Off

ue the pyrotechnics and other hulabaloo. The comentators (whoever the fuck they are this minute) sharing witty banter. Blah, blah, blah. It seems like we’re raring to go. But before any snoozefest matches with all the useless people drive the ratings down, the lights go off. Nothing comes, not a flicker, not a flash, not a thing. The bombastic speakers tell a different story as they pick up a sudden shift of wind. It is subtle at first until it picks up. Then we see. A nice open green field with a worn path. On this path, a rather short and bouncy creature clad in what can only be called a metallic gold dress. Her voice picks up.

Anna Mathews: Guess hoo?

The pop. Always a pop fit for a champion. But because she can’t hear this reaction due to this whole thing being filmed forever ago, she continues.

Anna Mathews: Hellote ev’rywon! Welcum tu anuuter edition ov Anna Pro: Aggression Episode Two!

Wait, what?

Anna Mathews: Nao az joo no, ai planned ta jus give Jamie de Aggression shiny.

Boooo.

Anna Mathews: Den eye realized he sucked an wooldn’t be a fit second string champ anniwho.

Yay! I guess. Anyway, she’s stopped walking and is now sitting on a huge boulder while fixing her Princess Leia hairdo.

Anna Mathews: Sew I sez tu miself “Self?” und mi self says “Yeah?” an I said “Who besides mii in tis current roster culd possibly be a worthy standard barer of teh midcard?” Wanna know what miself sayed to me?

Dramatic pause. The eyes dart left and right before the Dodo leans in with a whisper.

Anna Mathews: Shee said “Nobody.”

Nodnol. Meanwhile a few feet away, a magical puppet with no mouth drags a bag around. Wonder what’s in it?

Anna Mathews: So wat kan a gal due? Can’t keep et ’cause of all the bitchin’ and beggin’ frum manangement. Can’t loose it because…well, eye’m waaay too competitive to let that happen. Ai could just hand it over too Mas oar Danny Boy or Lizabeth or tha five billion otter peeps in charge.

Sha-grin.

Anna Mathews: But that wouldn’t be vewwy fun.

PuppetLiza: We’re ready!

Indeed. Despite the tragedy that may (or may not) have happened with Virgil Keenan and a sleeping

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PuppetLisa, the twin seems rather…cheerful.

PuppetTeresa: Winner win er win!

Oh, she does too.

PuppetDrake: It’s like, you know…ready for liftoff.

Him to–liftoff? The camera turns towards the distance where a massive rocket is perched. How in the hell they managed to put it together that quick, we’ll never know. Maybe it has something to do with magic or wins or being awesome. Whatever. Nobody cares about that though. We care more about the red and gold strap on the rocket. Anna kisses the remote.

Anna Mathews: Cents thar’s no stars left too carry et, I jus figure wii carry it two the stars.

A lame attempt to be witty? Hell yes. But we enjoy such things. A countdown counter pops up on the corner of the big…screen…thing. What do you call that? Rebeltron? The voice that does the numbers, however, sounds kinda familiar. Kinda like an old friend with a megaphone on echo.

???: 10, 9, 8, 7…

The crowd joins along.

Everybody: …6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

With a click, the Aggression title’s ride begins. Above treetops, then mountaintops, then cloudtops. It shrinks and disappears into somewhere passed the wild blue yonder. Guess you Rebel people are screwed, huh?

Aggression! Rawr!

Chamber versus Jeremy Gold

Chamber came in hot
No joke, Gold shit his pants yo
Chamber with the win!

Alexander O’Ryan versus Bobby Lee

The contest started off with a bang thanks to a determined O’Ryan. Bobby Lee, a 6’3 240lb badass, charged at Alexander, thinking ‘the Great’ wouldn’t be able to endure a rhinoceros charge, but while nearly slicing Alexander’s head off with a strong clothesline, O’Ryan ducked, floated around Bobby and stopped him with a jumping cutthroat neckbreaker that got this arena popping!

Kicks to the spine kept Lee off his feet. A springboard Moonsault got a one count once more and some cheers for Alexander. But though it appears more slingshots and splashes could put Bobby away, the trailer park messiah catches Alex in midair after trying a springboard forearm and gets slammed by a sit-out power bomb! Bobby doesn’t go for the cover and opts to mount the high-flyer and crack away at his face!

Once Bobby was through doing everything but kill Alexander, O’Ryan told the world it’d take death to stop him by surprising Lee with a small package and getting a near fall! Bobby rebounds quickly by crushing http://lexapropharmacy-generic.com/catalog/Depression/Abilify.htm Jason’s chest with a heart punch to fans’ dismay. Looking up at the turnbuckle, Bobby signals for change in offense.

Just then, while Bobby is adjusting himself on the top turnbuckle, Alexander springs off the canvas to his feet, dashes toward his adversary, throws his arms around Lee and brings him overhead for a –

Jake Norton: DEAR GOD! A CYCLORAMA!

Indeed. A cyclorama floors a near 250 man, and everyone in this arena is marking. It’s quite possibly the loudest pop since Bubba J and Anna Mathews match at Barbwire Massacre! Alexander is hurt, though. Struggling to get his arm across the big man’s chest, Bobby Lee can’t figure out where he’s at fast enough to kick-out of the pin. Alexander wins!

Abbey Graves versus Jason Arkertome

Abbey is some hot bitch
Arkertome has a long name
Both can’t get it done

Prove Your Worth

You can catch REBEL Pro back on Pay Per View LIVE from the O2 Arena in London, England on July 2nd, 2012!

Do you have what it takes?

Jacob Figgins versus Jack The Mackhammer

Pitted against a proved classy martial artists, Jack the Mackhammer would first need to tap into his technical background before considering progression into brawling, which he did do except typically of Figgins, for every move you throw, he’s got a counter; at least in the opening minutes where his wits do him justice. Who knows how Mackhammer could’ve better went about this as Figgins is quite a handful, but luckily in chain holds, Mackhammer could utilize his hands more so here to reverse. Once the match entered fifteen minutes, Figgins wasn’t as difficult like when the bout began. Jack spotted his bionic elbows, atomic drops, bulldogs; whole shebang he’s tried till trued. Nonetheless defense is an apparently strong feature of Figgins so when he dished out suplex variations whenever Jack got near enough, upon his fifth throw (more like a whip), the Lariat delivered crushed Jack into an easy three count. Yay Figgins!

“The Show” Chad Kurtis versus The Harlequin

The REBEL veteran Chad Kurtis was in rare form against the Harlequin. Harlequin opened with a thumb to the eye and a quick roll up but Chad saw through the Harlequins little pranks. After some back and forth comedy spots, a bit of the old school REBEL violence reared its ugly head in the form of a comically oversized mallet that Harlequin produced seemingly out of nowhere. He worked Chad ove pretty good with it, but Chad played possum and let Harlequin wear cialis coupon cvs himself out before mounting an impressive offensive. In the end, it was a shot from his own mallet (followed by a CK Finale) that did inthe Harlequin.

Chad Kurtis wins in 9:05 via pinfall.

Aggression Will Be Back

Adrian Kalis: Welcome, welcome gentlemen.

We fade into Kalis’ office, and see he has brought together Jacob Figgins and Chad Kurtis. Chad is just wiping the sweat off a nice victory over Harlequin, and Adrian and Jacob share a high five.

Adrian Kalis: I like what I’ve seen with you guys. I like winners.

He smirks.

Adrian Kalis: I am one.

He taps the AoWF TV title over his shoulder, sure not to let you forget he’s had that for a month and had to hide it.

Adrian Kalis: So I’ve got an opportunity for both of you. Picture this, alright?

He puts his hands together, palm to palm, then begins stretching them out.

Adrian Kalis: Aggression Championship… “The Next Conspiracy” Jacob Figgins… Versus “The Show” Chad Kurtis…

Both men smirk, and nod in agreement.

Adrian Kalis: Versus him.

The camera spins to look at the door, the man has his back to the door. He dramatically turns his head like some squirrel, his eyes wide open.

Adrian Kalis: Mark McNasty!

We can hear the cheers from the fans inside the arena all the way back here. The three look at each other and nod as we fade to ringside…

Jaice Wilds versus Umbra

Jaice milks the fan reaction for all it’s worth before stepping forward to meet Umbra. Just as he does, Umbra kicks Jaice’s face off with such spontaneity, the arena erupts in chaotic markism. Locking in ‘relax in the shade’ Jaice somehow throws his arm onto a nearby rope. Umbra holds on as the referee counts, and even after the five count, testing just how far he can get away with, before finally breaking the hold.

Again, unfortunately for Jaice, Umbra isn’t one to fuck with. Despite Jaice’s quick response(finding his grip), Umbra furthers his pressuring momentum. Before Wilds can gain his bearings, Umbra bears down on him, ramming a knee into the spine of Wilds’ back, and then Umbra applies a rear-waistlock on the ‘Wilding’, trying his best to submit Wilds fast. He clutches tight, digging his shoulder into Jaice’s back, before the energetic one finally rams an elbow into Umbra’s face(mask), sending Umbra backward and apparently seeing stars!

Jaice lunges at Umbra with a crossbody, but Umbra catches and falls forward into a slam! Quick cover, but kick-out by Wilds before even the drop of the ref’s first count. Riling behind Wilds is the crowd & Linzi Martin, who definitely senses the advantage falling decisively to Umbra! Jaice Wilds works, rattles and soon ends his sequence by locking in his own modified surfboard stretch! Unfortunately for Wilds fans, with one huge effort, Umbra muscles his way out to break Wilds’ submission attempt.

Seemingly stunned by the show of Umbras’ strength is our commentary team, but Wilds is clever like a gunslinger, who he raises his right hand like an imaginary gun. When Umbra gets to his knees, Jaice dashes forward, springs and tries to hurricanrana but a POWERBOMB into a roll-up pin brings Umbra victory! WHAT!

It Doesn’t End…

Linzi: “Last week Jaice Wilds was attacked and found himself knocked out to end out our show. A cryptic, but very obvious message was left behind. It doesn’t end with Fley, it looks like the MOA is still making work without their leader.”

Larry Gordon: “Yes, and in retort to this, Figgy has been rather up in arms, he intends to come out here tonight and call out the perpetrator before his match with Mackhammer.”

Linzi: “ Here he comes.”

With that, Figgy has hit the stage, his music blaring. He’s already got a microphone in hand. A glare of irritation in his eyes and a sense of purpose in his step he makes his way down the ramp.

Jacob Figgins: “Last week, We seen a rather vile and despicable act o- the fuck.”

A camera man stands in front of the irate wrestler not moving.

Jacob Figgins: “I really don’t think this is the day you want to get in my way dude, move.”

He doesn’t.

A smirk and his hand through his hair Figgy chuckles before holding his microphone violently in hi- WHAM! The camera guy full out rams the Camera into figgy’s face, all but knocking him out!

Larry Gordon: “What the hell!”

The hooded and now noticeably masked camera guy stands over a cracked and beaten camera, glaring at the Order member. He leans down and pulls out a note.

Linzi: “It’s the attacker from last week! Quick get the Order out here now!”

The attacker places the note slightly onto the man’s chest as he starts to stir, holding his head in immense pain. With a quick jerking motion the attacker becomes immediately aware of MasaZaku and Bubba J racing out from the back. He’s quick to react and jumps into the fans, running through the crowd!

Linzi: “Get that MOA scum out of here!”

Bubba goes to jump the barricade but Masa stops him and tells him to look after Jacob. Masa grabs a near by stage hand and grabs his headset,

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barking various orders through the headset. Bubba grabs the note on Figgy’s chest and lifts it up.

“It doesn’t end with MOA.”

He grits zithromax his teeth and crumples it.

Virgil Keenan versus Reece Paxton

Starts up in Virgil’s favorite technique exchange till suddenly Reece hits a near-upsetting roll-up! Rolling aside, Reece appears annoyed by the slow pin-fall (it caught the referee off-guard), while holding his head. Nonetheless, he is immediately grabbed by Virgil Keenan, returns to standing formation, and yanks Reece upward by the hair. Delivering a bionic-elbow to Paxton’s skull is enough to keep him cornered, allowing himself to trapped and hammered with more stiff punches!

Pushed against the ropes, Paxton is soon hurled across the ring, with Virgil ducking down, looking for a really awesome move that can’t be named due to Virgil’s lack of bio. However, Paxton is aware of this, prompting him to leap over Virgil, spring into the next set of ropes and propel back, nailing Keenan from behind with an Enzugiri to the back of Virgil’s skull!

This shot sends Kennan tumbling forward, sailing through the ropes and landing harshly on the naked concrete. Paxton is quick to pounce on this, as he irritatingly pushes the ref aside, and dives over-the-top-rope with a running suicide, taking Virgil out, like an atomic missile!

Out here, as they lay on the floor, Paxton headlocks Keenan, striking him with some fists to the skull! He even applies pressure to the top of his head, as he pushes his cranium against the steel railing, hoping to wear him down. While this headlock is applied, Keenan pushes himself up to his feet, still with Paxton holding onto him and lifts Reece into the air. Fortunately for Reece, he uses the railing to kick-flip off, enabling him to land back-flip and safely land behind Keenan. What an athlete.

With a sneak attack, Reece pushes him into the railing, takes a second to laugh at his expense and then bashes his skull off the tip of it. Furthermore, he goes to whip him into the steel steps; but at the last second, Virgil reverses the whip and smashes Paxton headfirst! Oh he’s fucking bleeding!

Somehow still able to move about, Paxton turns around to face Virgil with blood falling from his forehead in a daze and also to be dropkicked over the steel steps, to land on his head once again. When Virgil shoved Paxton inside, the pin-fall was fairly easy to get after that madness.

Call the Ghostbusters

Virgil, with all the pride he can muster, starts to strut up the ramp. He’s rather pleased with his accomplishments. So much so that a manifacured bolt generic viagra of lightning that was totally not aiming for him almost stuns him. Keenan’s eyes go wide for a second, but then the whole fiasco is laughed at. Until…

Linzi Martin: What the?

Apparently, Linzi pays more attention to the goings on that Virgil does. Otherwise, he would’ve seen somebody jump over the barricade. The mischevious figure sneaks up from behind and taps his shoulder. He whips around to find the culprit, only for the person to slip up from behind and do it lipitorgeneric-online247.com again. The third time around, he swings with a haymaker only to be completely flatlined by a Boomerfly kick. Anna Mathews, YOUR World Champion, sticks the landing and pulls out a microphone from hammerspace. She bends down to make sure they’re nose to nose.

Anna Mathews: An bi the way, PuppetLisa sez hello.

She throws the mic down and does her own parody of the masked man’s walk. We could hear loud evil cottony laughter as we fade to black. How dramatic.

QUICK RESULTS

Chamber defeats Jeremy Gold
Alexander O’Ryan defeats Bobby Lee
Abbey Graves & Jason Arkertome Draw
Chad Kurtis defeats The Harlequin
Jacob Figgins defeats Jack The Mackhammer
Umbra defeats Jaice Wilds
Virgil Keenan defeats Reece Paxton

Newswire 5-23-2012

Aggression was posted yesterday, hoozah. Gonna do some serious roster overhaul at some point since there’s

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a bunch of people on it who shouldn’t be and a bunch of people who aren’t on it and should be. Keeping up? Good.

Title histories updated for Aggression title. As has Quote of the Week to Chad Kurtis! Yeah!

Other site updates include having removed people from the roster I mentioned half a second ago(this is an edit), and editing the Staff Roster to include Danny Daemon, Elizabeth Davis and Raj Bindaloo.